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I I lellilioll ,.. ""'" ; I ...I ; I I .... , Men's and Women Cross Country ing homer. . . " at-bats set by McGwire in 1998. September Th~ ' 8010 homer came on a full­ 'T dQn't know what my future is,",; Barry Bonds' hit his 73rd home count knuckleball from Sp,ringel'. It he said. "} love San Francisco and I! Sal. 29 at Belmont Classic 10:00 am run Sunday. further extending the gave Bonds a careel'-rugh 137 R, B.I~. love you fans. My fa mily knows, God, major league record he brOKe Fans aceustomed to Bonds' herOICS knows, I'm proud to wear this uui·· October two days earlier. In what couldbe this S'eason gave him a standing ova· form." ; Sal. 6 at Muhlenberg In vite 10:00 am his final game with the Son tion, l};nd be stepped ~ut of the But the Giants, have a projected! Francisco Giants, Bonds connect­ dugout for a quick curtain call. payroll of $66 million next season, Sat. 13 at DeSales In vit e 10:00 am ·ed In the first Inntng off los Before his second at-bat, fans and signing Bonds, would mean com ~, Sat. ?:7 Middle Atlantic Confe re n~ e Ar:tQeles' Dennis $pringer. The chanted, mitting, neaTly ,al Champion ships at Messiah 11 :00 am ,Glonts won the game 2- T. ' . ' .. F i v ~ third of-that amount: m 0 r e to one player. Also; November Associated Press - ''This was years.!"- a the Giants may not' ;a great, great way to end it with a reference be prepared to offerl Sat. 10 NCAA Regional at Muhlenberg lvictory and a nom.e run. You can't ask to com­ ~e five-year dea ~ 10:00 am ifor anythirtf' better." Bonds said a.iu;1' merits 'by Bora-s i~ ' appaFentlyj !the game." never thought I could do Bon d s ' seek.ing. Volleyball ~t.'" age n t. "It's ' a simple September Bonds, who broke Mark McGw~'s that he 'equation,." gene!alJ Tues,25 Western Maryland 7;00 pm Won r ecord by' slugging, ,tw-C? hQmel"l;l ,:.(jfi 'w 'Ul ~ seeK tl}Jlnag'e.r : Ertanl 11lUrs. 27 at Albright 7:00 pm Won :Friday night, homered in his firs~ ,at- a " five­ . Sabeansaid. "We']l! :bat Sunday after taking a dayaf£ on year deal only p.ay him what; Fri. 28 at Univ. of Sciences in Phila Saturday. He singled in th~ third, a,fter this we can pay him td 7:30 pm Won ipop,ped out'in t. he sixth, and flied out se.ason. put a competitive1 lin the' eighth; , E v en team on tbe field. ~ October (I Instead .of feeling the, pressure in t h () ugh he's.!ooking to break the fmal few games of the season, Bonds is the bank, oui Wed. 3 at Eli7.abethtow n 7:00 pm Lost Bonds finished the year in style - he h a v i n g chance;s to sign him Sat. 6 at Richard Stockton 10:30 alll Lost hi t four homers in his . final three one of the dimmish;". , ~old ey Beacom 12:30 pm Lost games. g.r ea t'e s . And Giants owne~ Tues. 9 Lebanor'l Valley 7:00 pm Lost Bonds shook his head and offensive Peter Magowan,' 111u rs. II Harverford 7:00 pm shrugged his shoulders, almost in seaso,ns serenaded with disbelief at what he bas accom- in major chants of "Sign rum! Sat. 13 at Uni v. of Penn. 11 :00 am !plished t.his season,' as., he took the 1 e a g u e Sign himl" duringj Wed. 17 Messiah 7:00 pm 'field for the top of the ~ecoud inning. history, Friday night's cele: Fri. 19 at Gettysburg 7:00 pm ~ When McGwire set his record,of 70 he may I" ', . , _ ,_ ~ ., bration, said it's not, 1i.les.23 at Susquehanna 7:00 pm homers in.1998, a mark tn:en not be lt.. , _" - ~ 'n-:-_ ,< " such a simple situa­ thought unbreakable, he hit two back in Barry Bonds: What else can you gIVe me, God, tion. ' 11lUrs. 25 Philadelphia 7:00 pm )lOIJlers o:n the final day of the sea;son S Ii n . "It sounds liek ill S'lt. 27 at E" stern Thurnament· 9.00 am (and five in his final three games. Francisco .next year. He is eligible fol' stupid question. are your chances to ' Bonds' homer, onto the arcade free agency after nine seasons with w.in better with Bar!y or . without; Women Tennis :above the r,ight-field fence, was the the Giants, who may not be able to hIm," Magowan said. "But thel September ;56?th of hi$: c~ reel' - leaving him' ~Pt affotd his, dentands. . " . bigg~a,t ,quest.l-o,: n is, , ~ep'en, d.ing fO.nJ Mon. 24 Cabrini 4:00 am Won ~behind HarmQn Kellebrew forslx.th . Bdnds. 37, . eal':ned $JO.3 Jililliptl what we have U> pay him, hQw mu{!n! 11lUrs. ?:7 at Moravian 3:30 pm Lost jaIl-time. Bonds started the ~son this season in the last year a do we have left over to win with? . or Sat. 29 Messiah [:00 pm Lost ~17t)l OJ) the ~r list. , , tb.r~e·year, $2.2.9. million contract ({Barry has said aU ' the right) ; ~nds> 78r<\ h~me .l'UJi{ ·wJ,'APp,e4,up ~x,ten&i~l) ,. H~; agent, SCOtt B€>.rae, ia tl¥nt$~ l:li$ p~mary m:otivation ii3 ~. lanQt1):er majo:r lea«\l~' ~ord . !Qr ?J~~ f ~xp-ettted ·,tG . se.e~ aCOhtr«ct W6:t1>h wm;Alnd he' doosn't W-Q:nf,. to 'saddlel October piants? If!lt nelder.. H:e'f£iniahed '\th,~,erhaps' $'2'0 'millivn '8 y~ar stal'tiiig the. £1iants wifh a nUl'nDer that would! Wed. 3 Richard Stockton 4:00 pm Lost season wl,th a sluggmg percentagft of m. 2002. ' p!Ombit !.lS. frQJ;il bayingtihfit. chance ~ Sat. 6 EIi7.abethtown 1:00 pm Lost ~ 86.3, easil)t swP"asSln( :thete~ of Bodds ~ould like to ' ~t\U'n to ,the; He b.i.J.s said that xp.onel,l' 1S. n-o~th~ Man, 8 at Arcadia 11 :00 am . Lost ~ .84.1$~t by B;ibe Jtutlthl1921t. ,," ~'t$, the' te,14m (jf his, g9d.fat mo~t imp0l'~aat thing~ , Bu-t , Scot~ i ~dit ~stY ~d811other' m'iQ.'dl' 'W:iJiij, 'Mays::;,', ~d, .one' 'of the ~ ___ _ Bora~"'~ nasti"tsai8 t~t~. 8'nd: ' j~ ~eafue , r~~.ru &n'd,.. He Mnrej~a hi's i'atlile;r. !fQo1:!y ~~ ;p'4ty~: ,rQt. :t:$tn:ainS to be' ,se.f}n what ~-e8 out o£ Field Hockey :~veJ:'Y' '6.fi~; atjbats t;bi$ ~a~n,bJ:e, ak, .... '~ He"made. tbf}~~~~l;1.· ~da:r night ~ Ii the, ,n.e:gotiaijQn~." September ~·. the ~ ' Qf a Mm~r :every .'J:2;7 . ce~m0~ fol1b;wJ,tIg "r,,@Prd~bre,ak,.. Tues. 25 Messiah 4:30 pm Won ~.~ .....;.;;.: ;./ ..;.., .. ;,- ...... ,..... -...... -..-.:;;;;}-~~ .- ;-...... ;.; .;.;..;:~. .;:..;: . .-,~;, .>.... -., ...... :~:...... ;.;i:.:; "':·:~ ?::::: ""'-""""';"~""""""~~"')' S;"~ '-"''''''; .;.;,;.~,;;;.. ~-.::;. .::;;. w.•••..••• _;.,.. .; ... .. ~;l ;;.;::~ .... ;;,Y;';-;"';';';';" ; .. ;:: .. ,', ~;';';" ,; ••••• W;';· ;';';~·;-•• ; ';.;-;~~;•• ~:;-••• ,-; .' •• ;-;-;', ;.; c;w;· .. ;-. ;;;..~-;.;,::;;,::~·: ~ .'."N, ;. ,', •• -. -»W;~~ •• ;"', '-;';' •• , " 11lUrs.27 at Bryn Mawr 4:30 pm Won Sat 29 at Juniata 1:00 pm Lost

October OrioIes.naIion honaRpen in final cane Mon. I at Neumann 4:00 pm Won Major League Baseball bid a fond farewell to Cal in ceremonies held Saturday night before a game against Wed. 3 EIi7.abethtown 4:30 pm Lost the Red Sox. It marked Rlpken's 3,001st game. Sat 6 at Susquehanna 1:00 pm Lost Tues. 9 at Delaware Valley 4:00 pm Won balls," Cone said. "He swung the.bat Kerrigan said, "No, not really. I think Thurs. 11 Arcadia 4:00 pm Associated Press - pretty well. The first time up, he hit the integrity of the game is what Tues. 16 Albright 4:00 pm David Cone wasn't about to groove the ball pretty hard. If he got a little Ripken stands for. When you mess Thurs. 18 Philadelphia 4:00 pm a pitch to Cal Ripken in the Iron lift, he probably would have hit a with the integrity of the ga,me, I don't' Man's fmal game. home run." care what the circumstances are, Sat 20 Villa Julie 1:00 pm He figured Ripken Con e that's not what the man over there wouldn't want it that wanted to represents." way.. m a k e A sellout crowd of 48,807 including Ripken went hitless Ripken earn former President Clinton and major Women's Soccer in his last major a hit. league commissioner Bud Selig, September league game, closing "That's attended the game. Many of the fans 1:00 pm out his Hall of Fame the way he missed several innings standing in Sat 22 Messiah Lost career in a 2-for-48 played the long lines to buy souvenirs and pro­ Thurs. 27 at Neumann 4:00 pm Won skid as the. Boston game," Cone grams to mark the OCcasion - the Sat 29 at Susquehanna 12:00 pm Lost Red Sox completed a said. 3,OOlst and final game for Ripken. four-game sweep of With fans The crowd collectively stood and October the Baltimore Orioles chanting, cheered each time Ripken came to Wed,3 with a 5·1 victory 'We want the plate, but the Orioles' 41-year-old Albright 4:00 pm Won Saturday night. C a I " third baseman couldn't reward them . Sat 6 at Eastern [:00 pm Won at EIi7.abethtown 7:00 pm . Battli~g ·a.gainst In addition;a-~~ed jersey of the retired number 8, Ripken ~as with one final hit. Tues. 9 Cone, Rlpken lined to Ripken reeeived a framed drawing of his father and a left on deck After he entered the dugout after Sal 13 Juniata 12:00 pm left · in the second statuette of his famous Dumber. when Brady his final at-bat, he emerged to the Mon. 15 at Delaware Valley 4:00 pm inning, hit a popup to Ander!'lon cheers of the crowd and waved in at Wilmington 4:00 pm short in the fifth and a fly ball to cen· struck out against Ugueth Urbina to appreciation. . Thurs. 18 ter in the eighth in the final at-bat of end the game. The horrid skid dropped Ripken's SaliO Lebanon Valley 11:00 am his career. Asked if he considered walking batting average to .239, the worst of "I challenged him all night. I want­ Anderson to allQw Ripken one more his career over a full season. He hit ed ~ . ~o ~t lliI.P l:targ~~tll g09d ~~l3t. ~rip.}~ ~~ pla~, B913toP :manager Joe .128 in 23 games.as a rook~~ , ipl~~l. age 9 October 12, 2001 ~ro~r~m"UniVmiry

Fill t I Swim team lelllllill f r prepares for ;".... ~, ...... ,- - -,.~. -, " , ." I CIIGIIIIl. ( , ~, ; ~I r-. winter and II1II', L ,", ;~~;:!-':-..:~::;~~ Football September competitors Sal 22 Moravian 1:00 pm Won Sal 29 at Lycoming 1:00 pm Won

October Sal 6 at Susquehanna 1:30 pm Won Wha t's winter have in store Sal 13 Kings 1:00 pm for us? . Sal 20 Delaware Valley 1:00 pm . It's that time again; well not' exactly. Sal 27 at FDU Madison 1:00 pm ; You see for those of you who might miss next week's pudding November wrestling event and are hoping Sal 3 Juniata 1:00 pm for some follow up info about it Sal 10 at Albright 1:30 pm or even pictures, well were sav­ ing that for next week. For now though, we feel like it's the right Men's Soccer ;time to give you some insight, or September rather a sneak preview of what Sal 22 at Eastern 2:00 pm Lost you can expect this year from Thurs. 27 King's 4:00 pm Won our swimming team. Last season for the swimmers Sal 29 at Susquehanna 2:30 pm Won was nothing short of outstand­ ·ing - primarily their perform­ October ance at the MAC champi­ Tues. 2 at Rutgers-Camden 7:00 pm Lost onships_ Led by their head 1:00 pm coach Bob Piotti and his barrage Sal 6 Messiah Lost of assistants; Widener swim­ Tues. 9 Neumann 3:30 pm Won mers earned some bragging Sal 13 Juniata 2:30 pm rights. Tues. 16 at Albright 3:30 pm For example, the men's team Sat. 20 Lebanon Valley 1:00 pm ·brought home yet another con· Tues. 23 at DeSales 3:30 pm ference championship, their sixth in the past eight years. In Sat. 27 at Moravian 1:00 pm ·additionto the men's team suc­ cess, the women's team finished second, its highest finish since 1994 when they too won the con­ ference championships. The FLYERS FALL SCHEDULE women's team scored 340 points this year, respectably. Saturday, October 13- As the 2001-02 swim season begins, both the coaching staff and swimmers are optimistic' at Florida Panthers and eager for a repeat perform. 7 p,m. ance. "Were going to' have a great year," said Coach Piotti. Tuesday, October 16- "Especially having champs here i n our popl." at Atlanta Thrashers Is it possible to top last year's 7:30 p.m. ·performance? Is it likely that Pllllir 1IIIblilldili this year's squad can again break 14 different school records Thursday, October 18- 15 different times in a season? Without a doubt IIIIS•••• IIIIIIII •• In the mean time, you, me, at Detroit Redwings and anybody else who read this 7:30 p.m. article will have to wait for the season to unfold for the answers to that question. The first home Saturday, October 20- I'Ild IItInllJ meet is November 7th verses Washington Capitals The Pbneers routed the Crusaders a 25-13 bout at Susquehama . Arcadia. 7 p.m n Our offense. touchdown pass to give Widener a No. 3 ranked Despite this, the dominating 12-7 lead with 6:52 remaining in the MLB PLAYOFFS Pioneers did Pioneers never had control of the third. not play scoreboard until the final 15 min­ Susquehanna battled back as they their best game last Saturday at utes. mastered a 17-play, 71-yard drive to Susquehanna. However, they still After a scorless first quarter, regain a 13-12 lead after a two-yard American League: managed to pull out a 25-13 victory Susquehanna took a 7-0 lead on an touchdown run. and remained undefeated despite l1-yard touchdown pass just 29 sec­ The drive was aided by four taking uneccessary penalties. onds into the second quarter. Warker Pioneer penalties all resulting in These penalties (12 total) stacked lead his team back as he plunged in first downs. However, the Pioneers Seattle VS. Cleveland up to 102 yards for the Crusaders. from a yard out with 7:33 left in the then showed Susquehanna why they The Pioneers were able to overcome half. Paul Ragan's extra-point are one of the elite teams in Division New York VS. Oakland this and take the Middle Atlantic attempt was blocked to keep the III football, as Warkercompleted a Conference win. score at 7-6 at halftime. 23-yard touchdown pass to Mike Mike Warker passed for 364 yards Following an interception by Steve Kelly on the final play of the third and two touchdowns as Jim Jones Varrasse at the Susquehanna 38- quarter. National League: caught seven passes for 131 yards yard-line, the Pioneers began their The Crusaders were able to mount and a touchdown while Mike first drive of the second half. one more scoring drive, but their Coleman added six catches for 103 Widener brought play to the field goal attempt sailed wide right. yards. Crusader's 3-yard-line, but were Widener then drove 80 yards in 10 Arizona VS. St. Louis It was the thrid time this season again kept down a point as the field plays, as Mike Ambrose scored on a both Jones and Coleman went 'Over goal was blocked. 15-yard run. Houston VS. Atlanta 100 yards receiving in the same A shanked punt on Susquehanna's The Pioneers, although not as con­ game. ensuing possession gave the vincingly, won again. Widener is now Warker completed 22-of-32 passes Pioneers the ball on the Crusader's 5-0 and looks ahead to King's next without an interception as the 35. Warker then connected with week for our big homecoming Pioneers rolled up 495 yards of total Jones four plays later on an 8-yard matchup. age 10 ~n~ t& t~reir~mftm[~r"'~200'

AlThe ·Musketeer" · Directed by: Peter Hymans Choreographed by: Xing Xing Xiong Based on "Three Musketeers" by Alaxandre Dumas Though we are familiar with , and their fourth como ' panion D'Artagnan at. their side, we come to the new era of "." : This movie is based on the life ofD'Artagnan (), main char­ acter and center of attention in this movie. From childhood after seeing the death of his family he spent years training to be a musketeer. Going to Paris · to become a Musketeer, he arrives to find out that the Musketeers have been disbanded, but his wit and dirty mouth get him an accommodation at a local inn where he meets Francesca (), a beautiful servant working for : the inn and friend of the Queen (). D'Artagnan finds him- : self not only in love with Francesca, but in trouble with Cardinal Richelieu's .. () sidekick, Febre (). Febre is an ex-Musketeer working . with Richelieu to start a War between France and England. Oh wait where · are the "Three Musketeers?" Why do you think they call it "The Musketeer?" . This movie virtually placed "The Three Musketeers," Athas (Jan Gregor . · Kremp), Porthos (Steven Speirs), and Aramis (Nick Moran), trailing far · behind D' Artagnan and only taking a small role, . This movie was not so great in the acting phase but great in its action, due . to Hong Kong's famous Xing Xing Xiong. He was able to create great action : scenes with sword fighting up the wall. That latter scene has to be the high· : light of the movie, which was greatly choreographed. But this movie really , took a separate direction from history and the book. Though it was based on : Dumas' book it really was more of a "Look at these cool choreographed action : · sequences!" But the point was never tofollow the book; in my opinion, it was ; to ruin a good story and make a profit from it. I myself only liked the movie · for the action sequences. I do not recommend this film to the viewing audi- . enceD. So many versions have been made of "The Three Musketeers;" it's time to leave them alone and work on something else that's worth seeing.

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1. Along Came a Spider 2. Spy Kids 3. A Knighfs Tale 4. Memento 5. Blow 6. Exit Wounds 7. Driven 8. ·Hannibal . . ',' . . 9. Soffieone ~ Uke You .. , .. ~ 1 O.Joe Dirt ..• 11 ~(f~& tmir~mIN1Mf~l['l~~l rrf8lBlC£TII_;. T~f£~~1 Alener trom the brand gOT 1"Weri' aid ..' .' 1spankin' new editor Dear Readers of The Dome: lcllched"l;8l8btdJrasat Most of you probably recognize me as the newspaper's current humor article writer, Ever since I joined the Widener community in January of ."'-.;. 2001, my sole existence in the paper was a cameo appearance on page 2, a weekly column about my take on such worldly·important issues as how I feel about the current generation, my take on how horror films have evolved, etc, The' Dome always welcomed me to do more, but I chose not to, This is due to t;:;;:;~j.9~!nmeJlt Editl¥ - , . . , . f ' . ' ' . ' . . " . (,v.,·~",;.t . Th.is week,:} will be ' discussmg, the blockhuster the fact that back in myoId college, Cabrini College, a weekly humor article f movie that moved .manyp~pletlPor(s.eeing it 'and 4thro included, 'Il'll eKce} ~ was apparently too much to ask of them. Week after week the editors of ; lent soundtrack: ':Dirty Wc¢k" . . Ho~eri ' t)nce 'r, pl'ese'R~d this ia~# . u.> , the'J Cabrini's Loquitur newspaper regularly and inappropriately rejected my ~ ~ditor'S. ~her r~sponded witn ,the phr~~es "lsth;~t a movi~?»and "Who ~aa articles for submission, always neglecting to mention it to me personally. , ill that mOVie, if it actually eXlsted?"~U8, I deaded to go ~ead and,1'eVleW When I transferred into Widener last January, the editors' weekly chances f the movie "Titanic", for' relli/ons like. th.e words"blockh~l'''. "mo-vWg" and for me to get my material in the pages of a college newspaper was all I asked ~. even '~~9undtrack"pertained, more Wjt'than .. tQ; !~.irty Wfl.rk". . for, I had found respect and comfort within the staff of The Dome, and was ; '.. It is hard to give a defullte Wil'¢ 'frametd*: lbase orteeny-bop- " ~ enjoy our work in the coming weeks, .j >ergiPlS ,could npt.remem- ", ';· ' ,~ . I already do, berisp'elVprQuounce. her last IlL, . '~ , a~ diffel'en;t,ooaractet's, One · 11app:ene~ .

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CORKY ROMANO ' . (y * . ki:i.~W: for Chris Kattan of "Saturday Night Live" fame stars as the title character in · I$:quung '$hiJr All arQullC; f.nem ; '~.\'Um~lQllIllQuu.r.eQ: · this movie about an FBI investigation scheme gone awry, When the, FBI is · porting characters, extras, and comjiuter-gener; stuck for an undercover inVestigator, it is up to Corky Romano, loser son of difficult to board a lifeboat,"" The,y~a¥ have .. enns~dere~ ,di ~ noted mafia boss Pops Romano, to take the job and attempt ("attempt" m.to the 'ocean (which would. not onl&;, @owt~ln to , e~~ but wo,\lld a1ao ~ being the key word) to not completely screw things up. Also stars Peter et s~m:esOrt ofOlnnpic d'j;Vij):i reoot~rh£ld it~theeR£6t'Jpie actiolls.ofmyA Falk ("Columbo") and Fred Ward ("Road Trip"). favonte character: Pro})eUer(luy. ThiiH:hatactet Was nothing more than an ~ extra whose sole contribution to the film waS, to jump off the ship and IRON MONKEY (from IMDRcom's Ronald L, Strong) careen with a nice sickening ~chingg!f' off of ·que of the ship's ma~ve pro- . A Hong Kong variation on Robin Hood, The corrupt officials of a Chinese .· pep.er~ . (1 wot,lld have enjoY~4 the mqvie ntu~ ' 'ri1ore if D1C~prio ' h~d diedl · village are continually robbed by a masked b~ndit know as "Iron Monkey" i thIS way). Eventually, the lights .faded and the deck&. splmtered as the named after a benevolent .deity, When all else fails, the Governor forces a ! "unsinkable" Titaruc slid into the dlgital waters, never to be he/ilrd from · traveling physician into finding the bandit, The arrival of an evil Shaolin !ag~in until p.aramount~e.cid~s a sequel is app~opriate (''Tita~c II: Rose's monk, brings the Physician and Iron Monkey together to battle the corrupt :.TrlP Through Customs At Ellis Island"), Jack. died frotn -frostbIte and Rose government, Stars Donnie Yen C'Highlander: Endgame") and Rongguang Yu ' died simplybecauae she w8s:101 (al&.O;Bl'ock Loy,ett proba~bly shot ht:3r after ("Shanghai Noon"). . ~ she dropped that. necklace, worth'approximately as much a,s his nautical : equipment, into the 0,cean, forcing hi:ql to go bEJ.9k to chasing tornadoes with BANDITS Helen Hunt), '1 ,". ' , Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton star as the notorious "Sleep over ! .. ,Thus yoq, have t.he $wry of 'e.he i11·faWd Titanic, which la,cked a Bandits" in this crime-comedy film about bank robbers who· fall. for a girl , decent pereentage'.of histotkal facts arid ,impod;:ant characters, just like the whom they have ,kidn,apped, It blends together many action-packed yet movie itself did, . 8.0 remember: if you!r'e looki.ng (or f,l moyie to w.atch With comedic situations and scenes to put together a very well-done variation on ' a strong story anq gre~t. so:undtrack, look no further than, ofco,urse" Dirty ~ · the old cops-and-robbers formula, Also stars Cate Blanchett ("The Talented -Work. ." Mr, Ripley"), . October 12, 2001 (ornGSI~'~

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