TCN GO Sun Aug 14, 2011

Home , A Ladder to Heaven, Desi Arnaz, Dick Dastardly, Gargamel, Laura San Giacomo, Lucie Arnaz

Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Aug 14, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Man From Mi5 Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Big Bank Robbery

Fred and Barney get involved in a bank robbery when crooks throw their stolen money in Barney's backyard.

07:30 SMURFS G

Sleepless Smurfs/Predictable Smurfs

The Smurfs are induced into insomnia by Gargamel and Morphio conspiring together.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Slugfest/ Beans and Weanies

When Lumpus won't give Slinkman the night off, Lazlo helps Slinkman finally stand up to his boss.

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

Showdown at Sherman High The group must protect their fellow classmates without the aid of Sym-Bionic Titan when a huge tar creature manages to infiltrate Sherman High School and traps everyone inside the building.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Game Over For Owlman!

On Earth, Owlman has disguised himself as Batman and is committing crimes while framing his counterpart.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG

Lost Weekend Providence Agent Kenwyn Jones and Rex are assigned an undercover mission to investigate an underground EVO party.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Above And Beyond Ben is defeated by the Negative Ben and Vilgax and must give up the Omnitrix to save himself and his friends. Powerless, Ben goes aboard Vilgax's ship and faces off Vilgas to stop his invasion of Earth.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI WS PG

A Fish Out of Water

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:30 WACKY RACES Repeat G

Eeny, Miny Missouri Go! / The Super Silly Swamp Sprint

Dick Dastardly plots to have an aquarium whale swallow the rest of the contestants! 12:00 THE CITY WS PG

Everything On The Line Whitney gets the chance to make a sales presentation to bergdorf goodman buyers, the presentation doesn't go so well but goes in an unexpected direction, leading to an opportunity for Whitney.

12:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

13:00 MANLY SURF WS TB

Our surfing great grandmother, Joan, revisits Manly Surf to share her experience with a Tibetan refugee group who now call Sydneys Northern Beaches home. With some having never even been in the ocean, it is a brave move with awe inspiring results.

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Every Bundy Has A Birthday

When Seven can't remember his Birthday, Peggy assigns him one, selecting the next day, which also happens to be Al's Birthday. The family decide to go to the town park to celebrate, only to find it's been rented by a rich, snobby family.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy Runs The Rapids A night out under the stars and by a flowing river finds Lucy racing down the rapids when the riverbed swallows her up upon her mattress.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

14:30 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG

Dental student Ashley Hebert meets 25 potential husbands as limousines disgorge them at the Malibu mansion. Among them: a butcher, a fellow dentist, a masked man and a guy she already knows. Over the next few weeks, Ashley must turn 25 into 1.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

16:30 THE VOICE Repeat WS PG

Blind Audition

With their backs turned to the contestants on stage, recording artists Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton listen closely to judge and ultimately choose which contestant they want on their individual teams - which contestants have THE VOICE?

18:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy, Richard and James take on three German motoring rivals and face their toughest challenge yet. James chauffeurs some exceedingly large sumo wrestlers in some exceeding strange Japanese cars, and Richard attacks the test track in Mazdas remarkable Furai concept car. Guest stars Nurburgring legend Sabine Schmidt.

19:30 HAMISH & ANDY'S GAP YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Hamish and Andy have taken their misplaced sense of adventure to all corners of the Globe, and now it's New York's turn. Hamish & Andy's Gap Year will broadcast back to Australia from a makeshift studio in a Brooklyn factory in front a live audience of Australian ex-pats and holidaymakers. The show will continue Hamish & Andy's strong commitment to very silly ideas, from competing in catfish noodling competitions in Oklahoma to hidden camera antics with unsuspecting New Yorkers.

20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Lizard-Spok Expansion

A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard. Sheldon tries to improve the game rock-paper-scissors.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The White Asparagus Triangulation

Sheldon is over exuberant that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 21:30 EPIC MOVIE 2007 Repeat WS M

Epic Movie

From the writers of Scary Movie comes this mega spoof that follows four orphans who visit a magic chocolate factory, where an enchanted wardrobe zaps them back to the land of Gnarnia. Along the way, they encounter an eccentric pirate and a group of student wizards, and must find a way to defeat the White Bitch of Gnarnia.

Starring: Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Some Violence

23:25 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

23:55 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:25 CRASH COURSE Repeat WS PG In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final Crash Course. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

01:25 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA

Clementine's Pregnant A drug test at the department reveals that Clemmie is pregnant. So she looks for a potential father for her unborn child. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

01:55 GO - FILLER Repeat PG

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

What The Teddy Bear Saw Finch tries to hijack a surveillance videotape of him and Jack's nanny in a compromising position. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

T.R.A Something, Something Spells "TRAMP"

When Kelly's date gives her an ultimatum, she finds herself stranded but not alone on a deserted road 15 miles outside Chicago. Meanwhile, Peg tries to put some spice back into her marriage by spending Saturday night "communicating" with Al.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Arthur Quarry's Dance Class To avoid looking foolish at the charity ball, Fred and Barney plan to take dancing lessons without their wives' knowledge. Mon Aug 15, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Down On The Farm Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 MADDIGAN'S QUEST Captioned Repeat WS PG

Solis

As the Fantasia faces destruction and disaster, an old friend comes to the rescue. But even if they can get the solar converter to Solis, Garland finds there are traps and betrayal in store. To complete the quest and save Solis, Garland faces the ultimate challenge.

07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

A Fish Out of Water

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

H.M.S. Yakko/Slappy Goes Walnuts/Yakko's Universe Song

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Gwen 10 Gwen gets the Omnitrix and the power that comes with it. Meanwhile a very confused Ben must come to grips with his "new role" as he teams with Max and "Gwen 10" to defeat Vilgax.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Sleepless Smurfs/Predictable Smurfs

The Smurfs are induced into insomnia by Gargamel and Morphio conspiring together.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Big Bank Robbery

Fred and Barney get involved in a bank robbery when crooks throw their stolen money in Barney's backyard.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Lady In The Bottle

American astronaut Tony Nelson splashes down near a deserted island and finds a bottle that contains a beautiful genie named Jeannie. After helping him get rescued he sets her free, but she prefers to come home with him. Besides she is very much in love with her handsome master and she will grant his every wish or desire no matter how much trouble he gets in. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

What Makes Darrin Run? Endora gives Darrin a dose of push and drive and ends up ignoring his family. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Every Bundy Has A Birthday

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Indian Chief While still on vacation, Lucy finds herself married to an Indian chief, who has given her the state of Utah as a wedding present. Now she must figure out how to get a divorce.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

12:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Flight To Nowhere

The farmers of Hooterville sign up for a government-sponsored agriculture exchange program to Europe. When they realize the $300 cost for tickets is per person, not per plane-load, they decide to supply their own airplane with Oliver as their pilot.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

13:00 CRASH COURSE Repeat WS PG In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final Crash Course. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD PG

The Fugitive The Dukes have to protect a young lady from being caught by Boss Hogg, who suspects she knows about his motorcycle theft ring, during the annual Hazzard Motocross Race.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Steamed Jack tricks Maya into getting a neighbour to move so he can build a steam room at work. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Hooked On A Ceiling/Goodfeathers: The Beginning

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Grudge Match

Ben and Kevin 11 are beamed up to a space ship where they're shackled to one another.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy Runs The Rapids A night out under the stars and by a flowing river finds Lucy racing down the rapids when the riverbed swallows her up upon her mattress.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Hero Jeannie blinks Tony to ancient Persia to defend her honour while Jeannie announces to her parents that this is the man she plans to marry. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Serena Stops The Show

Serena zaps away Boyce and Hart's popularity so that they will play the Cosmo Cotillion in the witchy realm. Unfortunately Darrin had just talked his client into using this 'hot' group in a television special. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Hot Tub

Elaine has agreed to put up a marathon runner who once overslept and missed an Olympic race. But when her track record for lateness gives Jean-Paul reason to think he's picked the wrong host, Jerry takes responsibility for getting him to the New York City Marathon on time. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On

Charlie, Alan, Jake and Evelyn attend the funeral of Evelyn's second husband, who left her for a younger woman.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy, Richard & James look at fuel economy. They find out how far five supercars can go on one gallon of petrol and Jeremy compares the Toyota Prius with the BMW M3 to show that driving style can make a big impact on how much fuel you use. Guest stars Alan Carr and Justin Lee Collins.

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Fish In A Drawer In this special episode, the CSI team are called to Charlie's house to investigate a mysterious death that occurred during his mother's wedding.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Vartabedian Conundrum Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 YEAR ONE 2009 M

Year One

Two unproductive, incompetent hunters in ancient times are banished from their primitive village. The unlikely pair wander through early biblical civilization encountering historic and religious figures along their comedic journey.

Starring: Jack Black, Michael Cera, Oliver Platt, Gia Carides

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:35 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

A Ladder To Heaven The boys have 7 days to get a winning ticket stub they left with Kenny for a shopping spree, which is difficult because Kenny is dead. Even worse, the McCormicks cremated him.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:05 HELLCATS Repeat WS PG

God Must Have My Fortune Laid Away Savannah and Alice throw a toga party to cheer up the Hellcats, who might lose their funding, while Marti, Vanessa and Julian devise a plan to get Travis out of prison and also save the Hellcats.

Starring: Aly Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Hemmens, Robbie Jones, Matt Barr

01:00 HELLCATS Repeat WS PG

Fancy Dan

Jimmy's wedding brings Marti, Savannah and Dan together, and they confront their relationship and feelings, but Marti and Savannah aren't prepared when Dan arrives with a new girlfriend; Vanessa and Derrick come to a crossroad in their relationship; and Alice goes to see Jake in jail.

Starring: Aly Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Hemmens, Robbie Jones, Matt Barr

01:55 GO - FILLER Repeat PG

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping. 04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Steamed Jack tricks Maya into getting a neighbour to move so he can build a steam room at work. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Every Bundy Has A Birthday

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Big Bank Robbery

Fred and Barney get involved in a bank robbery when crooks throw their stolen money in Barney's backyard. Tue Aug 16, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Ancient Geniuses Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

One Big Happy Family 14-year-old Ben Johnson's life in the sleepy coastal town of Werrinup is a mind-numbing mix of boredom and routine, however his world is thrown into chaos when he discovers a parallel universe.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Brainania To fund their latest scheme, Pinky and The Brain establish a bogus country in order to receive massive foreign aid from the United States.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Hooked On A Ceiling/Goodfeathers: The Beginning

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Grudge Match

Ben and Kevin 11 are beamed up to a space ship where they're shackled to one another.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Poet's Storybook/Where The Wild Smurfs Are

Magic makes all the things in Poet's story book happen in reality despite that not being his intention.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Snorkasaurus Story

A camping trip in the mountains becomes a vacation never to be forgotten.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Hero Jeannie blinks Tony to ancient Persia to defend her honour while Jeannie announces to her parents that this is the man she plans to marry. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Serena Stops The Show

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Al On The Rocks When Peggy panics over Seven's sneezes, she begins piling up medical bills, forcing Al to take on a second job as a "topless" bartender.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language 14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

One Armed Bandits Sheriff Rosco Coltrane brings slot machines to Hazzard County to fill his pockets but Bo and Luke Duke turn him into a local hero when they steal the machines and turn over the proceeds to the orphanage.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Mask Finch is convinced that Nina has an imaginary alter ego while Maya discovers how Jack deceived her on Halloween many years ago. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Taming Of The Screwy

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

The Galactic Enforcers When an intergalactic trio of alien superheroes arrives in Pittsburgh to track down the bounty hunter. Six and his alien henchman, Ben joins the trio.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Harry's Tonsils

Lucy is made Harry's nurse when he enters a hospital for a tonsillectomy.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Guess What Happened On The Way To The Moon

On a survival mission Jeannie gives him every possible comfort. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Just A Kid Again

When a store clerk wishes that he was a kid again, Tabitha grants his wish. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Soup Nazi

While on the way to a soup stand whose demanding proprietor's harsh rules have led to him being referred to as "The Soup Nazi," Elaine stops to buy a sidewalk vendor's antique armoire. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Old Hosebag Is My Mother

Alan goes on the blind date from hell to repay a debt to his mother.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

19:00 AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - Captioned Repeat WS PG DAILY EDITION From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 THE VOICE WS PG

Blind Audition

The 18 opening-night survivors move into the mansion. One guy snares Ashley's first kiss, on a Las Vegas one-on-one date that includes wedding preparations. Another attends a private Colbie Caillat performance, also in Vegas. And 12 others dance with the hip-hop crew Jabbawockeez during a group date.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of "The Lord Of The Rings." As the parents race to stop them in time, the boys realize the tape they have has a strange power over people.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:00 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:30 SUPER STORM WS M

Change The Weather The team is devastated by the loss of Ralf and unsure whether they want to continue with project Stormshield. However, hurricane season is now under way and a much larger hurricane is threatening Miami.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Jones Gets Suspended Jones is suspended for punching Garcia after he makes a racist joke, and is forced to work crossing-guard duty. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Mask Finch is convinced that Nina has an imaginary alter ego while Maya discovers how Jack deceived her on Halloween many years ago. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Al On The Rocks When Peggy panics over Seven's sneezes, she begins piling up medical bills, forcing Al to take on a second job as a "topless" bartender.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Snorkasaurus Story

A camping trip in the mountains becomes a vacation never to be forgotten. Wed Aug 17, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Tyrants Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

A Rare Find Together Ben and Katherine manage to fight off a Welkin attack, though Ben has yet to master the Stave. They both want answers to their mother's role as Guardian and the mysteries of their separate worlds.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

TV Or Not TV The Brain decides he will take over the world by starring in a hit TV sitcom, but his dreams of fame and global dominance get shattered.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Taming Of The Screwy

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

The Galactic Enforcers When an intergalactic trio of alien superheroes arrives in Pittsburgh to track down the bounty hunter. Six and his alien henchman, Ben joins the trio.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Little Big Smurf/A Hole In Smurf

The Smurf Village gets eaten out of houses and homes when an oversized Snappy arrives.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Hot Piano

When Fred finally remembers his wedding anniversary, the result is almost disastrous.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Guess What Happened On The Way To The Moon

On a survival mission Jeannie gives him every possible comfort. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Just A Kid Again

When a store clerk wishes that he was a kid again, Tabitha grants his wish. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

What I Did For Love Peg tries everything in the book to renew Al's romantic interest in her - up to and including promises of five-course meals.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Harry's Tonsils

Lucy is made Harry's nurse when he enters a hospital for a tonsillectomy.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Rain On My Charades Caitlin is inspired when the mayor's daughter Meg returns, making an effort to be more spontaneos and free. Guest stars Alyssa Milano.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Secret Code While George balks at giving his secret bank code to Susan, Jerry is hired to do a commercial for appliance dealer Leapin' Larry. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Pool Guy

When Elaine has an extra ticket to a museum's costume show, Jerry suggests asking Susan. However, worried about mixing his life with Susan with that of his friends, George tries to keep it from happening. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Daisy's Song The Dukes don't realize they've taken on the syndicate, the FBI, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Rosco Coltrane when they try to recover Daisy's money from an unscrupulous music publisher.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Funny Girl Finch challenges Maya to play a good practical joke. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Temporary Insanity/Operation Lollipop/What Are We?

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Camp Fear After Max just misses running over a fleeing summer camper on the road, Ben, Max and Gwen take the boy back to his nearly deserted camp.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy's Burglar Alarm After losing their TV and $1.19 when their home is robbed, Lucy has Craig create a very successful burglar alarm.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie and the Marriage Caper When Tony's future father-in-law is accepting an ambassadorship, he offers Tony a prestigious position if he leaves the Air Force. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

The Generation Zap Endora hexes the daughter of Darrin's client so that she has the hots for Darrin. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Alan reluctantly leaves Jake at Evelyn's for a sleepover and winds up partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

19:30 PRIMEVAL WS PG

Underwater Menace

The city's canal system is breached by an anomaly, which creates an entry point for a species from the future.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Charlie discovers that an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis Sheldon annoys the gang with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 BEOWULF 2007 Repeat WS M

Beowulf In a legendary time of heroes, the mighty warrior, Beowulf battles the demon, Grendel and incurs the hellish wrath of the beasts ruthlessly seductive mother. Their epic clash forges the timeless legend of Beowulf.

Starring: Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, John Malkovich, Robin Wright, Angelina Jolie, Crispin Glover

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

23:50 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

The Death Camp of Tolerance

When Mr. Garrison learns about discrimination lawsuits, he hires a new teaching assistant named Mr. Slave and tries everything to get fired for being gay. When the students complain, they are sent to sensitivity training.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:20 SPARTACUS: GODS OF THE ARENA Repeat AV

Missio

Batiatus sets in motion his devious scheme and employs Gaia, Lucretia and a number of gladiator recruits to bring it to fruition. Meanwhile, Oenomaus faces new challenges in his attempts to regain the top ranking in the arena.

Starring: Jaime Murray, Dustin Clare, Lucy Lawless, John Hannah, Peter Mensah

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Strong Sex Scenes

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Help From the FBI When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping. 04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Funny Girl Finch challenges Maya to play a good practical joke. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

What I Did For Love Peg tries everything in the book to renew Al's romantic interest in her - up to and including promises of five-course meals.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Hot Piano

When Fred finally remembers his wedding anniversary, the result is almost disastrous. Thu Aug 18, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Famous Women Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

The Artful Dodger

Ben follows Francis Thief into the third parallel universe where hippies and tie-dye are the rage.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Napoleon Brainaparte In 18th-century Paris, Pinky and The Brain plan to use the celebration of Napoleon's victories to cause a diversion, but they become the diversion themselves.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Temporary Insanity/Operation Lollipop/What Are We?

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Camp Fear After Max just misses running over a fleeing summer camper on the road, Ben, Max and Gwen take the boy back to his nearly deserted camp.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Bad Luck Smurfs/Stop And Go Smurfs

The Smurfs suffer some bad luck when Gargamel captures Lady Luck.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Hypnotist

Barney becomes "man's best friend" when Fred's inept hypnotism goes awry.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie and the Marriage Caper When Tony's future father-in-law is accepting an ambassadorship, he offers Tony a prestigious position if he leaves the Air Force. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

The Generation Zap Endora hexes the daughter of Darrin's client so that she has the hots for Darrin. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Frat Chance Desperate for a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity, in his garage. Starring Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino and Shane Sweet.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy's Burglar Alarm After losing their TV and $1.19 when their home is robbed, Lucy has Craig create a very successful burglar alarm.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

You've Got Male While Charlie and Caitlin compete for a donation from a wealthy male chauvinist, Stuart is hired to write a porno movie.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Sponge

While sponsoring Kramer for an AIDS Walk, Jerry spots the name of an old college classmate on the sign-up sheet. Over Elaine's objections, he copies down Lena Small's phone number and calls her for a date. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Gum

To help revive an old movie theatre, Kramer calls on George's childhood neighbour Lloyd Braun, who's recovering from a nervous breakdown. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Mary Kaye's Baby The Dukes inadvertently uncover a counterfeiting ring when they try to buy one of racer Richard Petty's wrecks from Hazzard's dishonest used car dealer.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Two Girls For Every Boy Finch conspires to set Maya up on a date with another woman. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Piano Rag/When Rita Met Runt

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Ultimate Weapon When Max learns that part of an alien weapon has been unearthed in Texas, he becomes obsessed with finding it.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Drive-in Lucy and Harry disguise themselves as hippies to keep an eye on Kim when she goes out on a date with a young bearded man.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

G.I. Jeannie When Jeannie says she wants to be his secretary, Tony tells Jeannie that she has to join the Air Force. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Okay, Who's The Wise Witch Because Samantha does not use her powers enough Samantha, Darrin, Esmerlda and Doctor Bombay are trapped in the Stevens' house due to a vapor lock. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Pool Guy

Does This Smell Funny To You?

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's hot young trophy wife.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Killer Robot Instability When Penny's comment about Wolowitz's love life sends him into a depressed stupor, his friends lose their most important teammate in an upcoming fighting robot competition.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Friendship Algorithm

Socially awkward Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 BIG TROUBLE IN THAILAND WS TB

Bangkok Airways' flight ATR72 slipped off the runway and crashed into a disused air traffic control tower, damaging the front of the aircraft, tonight we gain access to the rescue mission and interviewed many of the survivors.

21:30 YOUNG GUNS 1988 Repeat WS M

Young Guns A group of young gunmen, led by Billy the Kid, become deputies to avenge the murder of the rancher who became their benefactor. But when Billy takes their authority too far, they become the hunted.

Starring: Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips, Jack Palance

Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence

23:40 UP LATE WS M

Filmed live in front of an audience in the very cool and underground Mink Bar of the Prince of Wales Hotel, St Kilda, Uplate! is an exclusive backstage pass to what were watching, wearing and listening to, where were going and who were going with. Hosted by Shura Taft, James Kerley and Natalie Garonzi.

00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

The Biggest Douche in the Universe Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edwards after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

00:35 V Captioned Repeat WS M

Siege Anna wants to wipe out the Fifth Column with Ryan's help; Father Travis asks Jack to leave the church; Lisa meets her grandmother for the first time.

Starring: Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Wiegel Suicide Watch Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of, "Look at me!". Officer Wiegel realises the benefits of attempting to kill oneself. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping. 04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Two Girls For Every Boy Finch conspires to set Maya up on a date with another woman. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.

04:30 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Frat Chance Desperate for a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity, in his garage. Starring Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino and Shane Sweet.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Hypnotist

Barney becomes "man's best friend" when Fred's inept hypnotism goes awry. Fri Aug 19, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Flat Earth Society Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

Achey, Breaky Heart Ben organises a rock 'n' roll dance. Katherine brings Stefan, hoping to reunite him with Veronica. The night is a success, thanks to Francis Thief.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Pinky And The Brain Christmas The Brain designs a mesmerizing doll, Noodle Noggin, which resembles him. His plan is to make one for every house so he can make people do his every command through mind control.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Piano Rag/When Rita Met Runt

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Ultimate Weapon When Max learns that part of an alien weapon has been unearthed in Texas, he becomes obsessed with finding it.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Vanity's Wild Adventure

Wild Smurf has Vanity as a guest in his tree house for the night.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Love Letters On The Rocks

The discovery of a love poem addressed to Wilma makes Fred a jealous husband.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

G.I. Jeannie When Jeannie says she wants to be his secretary, Tony tells Jeannie that she has to join the Air Force. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Chicago Wine Party Al becomes outraged when he learns that the city is attempting to pass a two cent beer tax. He takes his family to vote for the first time, then incites a riot.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Drive-in Lucy and Harry disguise themselves as hippies to keep an eye on Kim when she goes out on a date with a young bearded man.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Minor League

Trying to relive his high school glory days, Charlie tries out for a minor league baseball team.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

13:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Don't Cry On Your Birthday

It's Lauren's birthday. Lo and Audrina throw a surprise party for her where Heidi makes a surprise visit.

13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Everything Happens For A Reason

In the aftermath of Lauren's birthday, Spencer calls Brody and Heidi goes to see her mother.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Repo Man The Dukes inadvertently uncover a counterfeiting ring when they try to buy one of racer Richard Petty's wrecks from Hazzard's dishonest used car dealer.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Withholder Elliott promises to get revenge after Finch is taken advantage of by a woman. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Enrico Colantoni.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Randy Beaman/The Big Candy Store/Bumbies Mom

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Tough Luck

Gwen's Lucky Girl powers return when she buys a magical stone at a magic convention in Las Vegas.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Andrews Sisters Kim, Craig and Lucy don the parts of the Andrew Sisters and Bing Crosby, when Patti Andrews comes to the Unique Employment Agency looking for players of these parts for an Andrew Sisters Revival.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Yacht Murder Case After Tony argues with Jeannie on a yacht and she blinks home, two witnesses think that he pushed her overboard and murdered her. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS 1989 WS PG

Honey I Shrunk The Kids

Wayne Szalinski spends many days and nights trying to get his wacky miniaturization machine to work with no luck. Then one day, he unknowingly shrinks his children down to 1/4 inch tall and tosses them outside in the trash. The thimble-size adventure begins, as the kids must make the trek across their backyard jungle, battling giant sprinklers, garden insects and curious canines along the way.

Starring: Rick Moranis, Matt Frewer

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

19:30 PRACTICAL MAGIC 1998 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Practical Magic

Sisters Sally and Gillian Owens are modern-day witches whose love lives are complicated by an unusual curse: Men who fall in love with them meet untimely ends. But against the advice of their eccentric aunts and even in the face of a murder investigation, the sisters continue to try their hands at romance.

Starring: Griffin Dunne, Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock, Dianne Wiest, Stockard Channing, Aidan Quinn

Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes, Some Violence 21:40 DROP DEAD GORGEOUS 1999 Captioned Repeat WS M

Drop Dead Gorgeous There can be only one Miss Teen Princess and an overbearing mother will stop at nothing to make sure her daughter wins a beauty contest.

Starring: Kirsten Dunst, Ellen Barkin, Kirstie Alley, Allison Janney

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

23:40 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

My Future Self n' Me A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:10 FRINGE Repeat WS M

The Abducted&.. The case of a serial kidnapper in the alternate universe becomes personal for Broyles. Olivia reconnects with cabdriver Henry on her secret quest to return to the other side.

Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:05 FRINGE Repeat WS M

Entrada Peter grapples with the aftermath of recent events as Olivia desperately searches for an ally. Meanwhile, the Fringe Team discovers a critical device that communicates between universes.

Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

02:00 UP LATE Repeat WS M

02:30 CRIBS U.K. Repeat WS PG

Keith Lemon/ Shaggy Cribs take you on exclusive tours through the domestic sanctuaries that some of today's most favorite stars call home.

03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Jones Gets Suspended Jones is suspended for punching Garcia after he makes a racist joke, and is forced to work crossing-guard duty. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Help From the FBI When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Don't Cry On Your Birthday

It's Lauren's birthday. Lo and Audrina throw a surprise party for her where Heidi makes a surprise visit.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

The Great Chocolate Scramble - Terrifying! Mametchi the Vampire

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Aug 20, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Move And You're Dead Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Love Letters On The Rocks

The discovery of a love poem addressed to Wilma makes Fred a jealous husband.

07:30 SMURFS Repeat G

Vanity's Wild Adventure

Wild Smurf has Vanity as a guest in his tree house for the night.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Prickly Pining Dining/ Camp Kidney Stinks

When Lumpus won't give Slinkman the night off, Lazlo helps Slinkman finally stand up to his boss.

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

Shadows of Youth

A look into Lance's childhood during his first year at a Galalunian military school.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Mystery In Space!

After a team-up with the Question, Batman travels to the planet Rann to aid space hero Adam Strange.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG

Alliance

Rex and Bobo are sent to fix a failing shield around the Bug Jar.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

Vendetta Kevin returns home to find his house ransacked, so he enlists Ben and Gwen's help to find out who did it and why.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

G.I. Jeannie When Jeannie says she wants to be his secretary, Tony tells Jeannie that she has to join the Air Force. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

11:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Yacht Murder Case After Tony argues with Jeannie on a yacht and she blinks home, two witnesses think that he pushed her overboard and murdered her. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Taking A Chance On Love

Darrin's client falls for Samantha thinking that she is Serena. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Frat Chance Desperate for a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity, in his garage. Starring Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino and Shane Sweet.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Chicago Wine Party Al becomes outraged when he learns that the city is attempting to pass a two cent beer tax. He takes his family to vote for the first time, then incites a riot.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Drive-in Lucy and Harry disguise themselves as hippies to keep an eye on Kim when she goes out on a date with a young bearded man.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

15:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

How To Succeed In Television Without Really Trying

Boy genius Dilly Watkins improves farm life for Douglases with his new electronic inventions. Besides the barn door opener that works when Eleanor moos at it, there's the television camera that sends pictures of the cow to the bedroom set.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

15:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Trainstopping

Julia and Charlie's first date goes anything but smoothly.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

16:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Rain On My Charades Caitlin is inspired when the mayor's daughter Meg returns, making an effort to be more spontaneos and free. Guest stars Alyssa Milano.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

16:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Repo Man The Dukes inadvertently uncover a counterfeiting ring when they try to buy one of racer Richard Petty's wrecks from Hazzard's dishonest used car dealer.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

Welcome Back America The balls are back in an all new season with plenty of brand new obstacles for the 24 thrill seekers to endure. The rules remain the same; only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.

18:30 TOP GEAR Repeat WS PG

The Cadillac CTS-V takes to the track, Richard tests the new BMW 3 Series, and the presenters hand over reporting duties to their mothers, who test-drive a range of new small cars including the Renault Modus, Honda Jazz and Peugeot 1007. 19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

I Found Your Moustache

Charlie and Chelsea keep having one-night stands after they break up.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Ixnay On The Oggie Day

Charlie runs into Chelsea's old friend Gail. Alan learns he has a new skill.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:30 RUSH HOUR 3 2007 Captioned Repeat WS M

Rush Hour 3

Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker team up again and this time head to Paris to protect a French woman who has information about an assassination plot. Along the way, Chan holds secret meetings with the United Nations and discovers a personal connection with a member of the underworld.

Starring: Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sexual References

22:30 POLICE ACADEMY 6: CITY UNDER SIEGE 1989 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Police Academy 6: City Under Siege

Michael Winslow and Bubba Smith reunite with the crazy cadets from the infamous Police Academy as they continue their hilarious and often misguided fight against evil. A treacherous gang headed by a mysterious Master-mind, is operating a major crime ring and has unleashed the worst outbreak of lawlessness and mayhem the city has ever known. With innocent citizen's lives in danger, there is only one team of crime busters who can save the day...the fast firing, bumbling officers from the "Police Academy".

Starring: Peter Bonerz, Bubba Smith, David Grant, Michael Winslow, Leslie Easterbrook, Marion Ramsey, Lance Kinsey, Matt McCoy, Bruce Mahler, G.W. Bailey, George Gaynes

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Mild Violence

00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Red Sleigh Down When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:35 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

It Hits the Fan

Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word 'shit' on the air

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References

01:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Fool Me Once Stefan, Damon, Elena and Bonnie attempt to open the mysterious tomb that they believe has confined Katherine for the past 145 years and are surprised by what they discover. Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

02:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

A Few Good Men Matt's mother appears unexpectedly; Damon takes part in a fund-raising bachelor raffle; Elena searches for information about her birth mother; Alaric confronts Damon about his late wife. Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence 03:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

There Goes the Neighborhood

Elena and Stefan go on an awkward double date with Caroline and Matt; Anna brings a surprising guest to visit Damon; the direction of Jeremy's relationship with Anna takes an unexpected turn; and Jenna reunites with an old friend. Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

04:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Let The Right One In

Stefan and Damon face a dangerous new enemy. The encounter leads to a perilous situation for Stefan, and Elena tries to get Alaric to help. Meanwhile, Caroline makes a shocking discovery when her car breaks down during a storm. Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Everything Happens For A Reason

In the aftermath of Lauren's birthday, Spencer calls Brody and Heidi goes to see her mother.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Gotchiman! Forever! Tres Bien! A Delicious Fruit Shake!

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.