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Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Jun 27, 2010

06:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

Gazpacho Stands Up/A Taste Of Marzipan

When Chowder has trouble with his handwriting, he decides to train himself by writing Gazpacho's comedy routine for the evening.

06:30 THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF FLAPJACK Repeat G

Something's A Miss / Gone Wishin'

Everyone on Stormalong thinks Flapjack is a little girl. Flapjack decides to get dangerous surgery to change his voice.

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

Hosted by Shura Taft and Heidi Valkenburg.

07:05 THUNDERBIRDS Captioned Repeat G

Path Of Destruction Part 2 Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat G

Where's Clam / Bowling for Dinosaurs

When Raj loses Clam in the forest, he covers up his mistake by convincing Lazlo that Clam has become invisible.

08:00 SHAGGY & SCOOBY-DOO GET A CLUE! Repeat WS G

Party Arty Robi goes on the blink during the eve of an all-important mansion house-warming party, forcing Scooby and Shaggy to replace him wih a new robot butler.

08:30 TOM & JERRY TALES Repeat WS G

Adventures In Penguin Sitting/ Cat Of Prey/ Jungle Love With Tom hot on his heels, Jerry struggles to protect a mischievous, yet adorable baby penguin whose set on devouring ice pops while transforming the house into his very own winter wonderland.

09:00 GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY Repeat G

Nergal's Pizza / Hey Water You Doing

Everyone loves pizza, even freakish shape shifting monsters from the centre of the Earth!

09:30 BEN 10 Repeat G

Gwen 10 Gwen gets the Omnitrix and the power that comes with it. Meanwhile a very confused Ben must come to grips with his "new role" as he teams with Max and "Gwen 10" to defeat Vilgax.

10:00 THE BATMAN Repeat WS G

The Everywhere Man When a close friend of Batman's is implicated by evidence from a series of art thefts by a new costumed villain with the power to replicate, Batman believes there must be another explanation.

10:30 LEGION OF SUPERHEROES Repeat WS PG

Unnatural Alliances

When Terra Man, a villain from the future, arrives in the 31st century to hunt down a child, the Legion is sure Imperiex is behind the plot.

11:00 THE HILLS Repeat PG

We'll Never Be Friends

When Lauren runs into Spencer at Stephanie's birthday, the birthday girl finds herself at odds with her brother and her friend.

11:30 THE HILLS Repeat PG

Drama Follows Them Lauren begins to realize that the chemistry she felt for Doug in high school may no longer be there. Whitney is nervous about heading to New York for work, but things turn around when she finds herself on a date with a handsome model. 12:00 TBA

13:00 THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY Repeat WS G

The Tale Of Two Hamsters With 67 cents worth of backing from Chris and Tracy, plus his own savings, Dannys newest investment is hamsters. Stars Shirley Jones, David Cassidy and Susan Dey.

13:30 MAVERICK 1994 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Maverick

From the smoky recesses of the backroom poker table to the untamed canyons and prairies of the wild west, Bret Maverick dodges one hazard after another in pursuit of a lucrative championship poker game. On his way to the climatic showdown, Maverick is harassed by the inscrutable and unflappable lawman Zane Cooper and charmed by the alluring Annabelle Bransford whose beauty belies a wiliness and agenda of her own. Who will win this high stakes game of bluffs and raises?

Starring: Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster, James Garner, James Coburn

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Mild Coarse Language

16:00 GREEN ACRES G

Oliver's Jaded Past Lisa's long-awaited vacation to New York is not what she'd hoped for. She's none to thrilled hearing about Oliver's womanizing playboy days or all the wild parties they're invited to.

16:30 GREEN ACRES G

The Hungarian Curse The man who saved the life of Lisa's uncle moves in on the Douglases seeking repayment for his good deed. Lisa feels an obligation to help Lazlo, but Oliver is simply irritated by his constant money-grubbing.

17:00 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Mom's the Word (Part 2) Fran is very exited about her pregnancy, but worries about Maxwell's reaction since he said a baby was the last thing they needed in their lives. Stars Fran Drescher, Charles Shaghnessy and Daniel Davis.

17:30 WIPEOUT AUSTRALIA Captioned Repeat WS PG

Australian Human cannonballs! Crashes, smashes and mud splashes! Twenty men and women from every state of Australia will compete in the world's largest extreme obstacle course designed to provide the most spills, face plants and wipeouts ever seen on television. Hosted by James Brayshaw, Josh Lawson and Kelly Landry.

Starring: James Brayshaw, Josh Lawson, Kelly Landry

18:30 TOP GEAR Captioned WS PG Jeremy races James and Richard from Alba in northern Italy to the top of the NatWest Tower in London. Richard tests the Marcos on the Top Gear track. Guest stars former Formula One World Champion.

19:40 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Vengeance Formulation After he's humiliated on National Public Radio, Sheldon vows to destroy Kripke, and the guys help Sheldon exact his revenge. Meanwhile, Wolowitz tries not to destroy his new relationship with Bernadette.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Katee Sackhoff

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Gorilla Experiment Sheldon takes on his greatest challenge when he attempts to help Penny understand Leonard's work, and Wolowitz becomes jealous when Leonard starts hanging out with his new girlfriend.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:30 MAN ABOUT TOWN 2006 Captioned WS M

Man About Town

Hollywood's top talent agent, Jack Giamoro has it all, a beautiful wife and plenty of money banked away. However, his world begins to spiral out of control when he discovers his wife is having an affair and on top of that, his private journal has been swiped by a rival reporter.

Starring: Ben Affleck, -stamos, John Cleese, Mike Binder

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References, Some Violence 22:30 THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK 1987 Captioned Repeat WS M

The Witches Of Eastwick

For three unmarried women, the town of Eastwick has become a dreadful bore. The sudden arrival of one Daryl Van Horne, wealthy, eccentric and charismatic, as well as the new owner of one of Eastwick's historic mansions, changes their ideas. Is his timely arrival sheer coincidence, or do these women possess some extraordinary "gift" that has actually conjured him up? Starring: George Miller, Jack Nicholson, Cher, Susan Sarandon, Michelle Pfeiffer, Veronica Cartwright, Richard Jenkins, Keith Jochim, Carel Struycken

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

01:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat PG

Angels On Campus

When two girls from Tiffany's sorority disappear, the Angels find themselves back in college trying to unravel a suspected white slavery ring. English professor, James Fairgate, with a reputation as a womanizer, is considered a prime suspect. Stars Jaclyn Smith, Cheryl Ladd and Shelley Hack.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

04:00 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

From Venue With Love

Astronomer Cosgrove, observing the planet Venus, concentrates so much that he does not notice a nearby glass of beer begin to bubble furiously. A strange high pitched sound is heard and a blinding flash of light, which leaves Cosgrove lifeless on the floor, his hair bleached white as snow.

Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat PG

We'll Never Be Friends

When Lauren runs into Spencer at Stephanie's birthday, the birthday girl finds herself at odds with her brother and her friend.

05:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Mom's the Word (Part 2) Fran is very exited about her pregnancy, but worries about Maxwell's reaction since he said a baby was the last thing they needed in their lives. Stars Fran Drescher, Charles Shaghnessy and Daniel Davis. Mon Jun 28, 2010

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Flesh Fur Fantasy / Substitute Sweetheart

Adam gets a day job as a used-car lot costumed gorilla, offending his friends in the process.

06:30 CLASS OF 3000 Repeat G

Free Philly When Philly Phil starts feeling like an outcast at Westley because of his poor performance in a Field Day event, he transfers to a science magnet school.

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

Kid Shnitzel / Gazpacho Fights Back

Shnitzel is tired of adult jobs, and decides to act like a kid again.

07:30 CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR G

Operation: A.W.A.R.D.S. / Operation: E.N.G.L.A.N.D. The Emmys? The Oscars? Boring! If you wanna watch a really good award show then check out the Villain Choice Awards! And that's just what the KND plan to do, right before they wreck the festivities.

08:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

How I Spent My Weekend / Yule Be Sorry Elmyra tells the story of how she flew to France on a giant robot named Roberto, who then transforms all the cheese into annoying American tourists.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Operation Switchover

Fred and Wilma switch places for a day so that each can see how hard the other's job really is.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Father / Daughter Dance Embarrassed because George is a terrible dancer, Judy fears attending this year's Father/Daughter Dance and attempts to avoid the commitment.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Uncle A Go-Go

Jeannie's zany uncles appear to approve Tony. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Is It Magic Or Imagination Sam wins a slogan contest that Darrin's mother insists that she enter and wins. Darrin accuses her of using witchcraft since he was in advertising. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Oh, What A Feeling After his car breaks down for the last time, Al decides to use the $5,000 he has saved to buy a new one, only to find that Peggy has already beaten him to his nest egg.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy The Shopping Expert Family oriented episode revolving around the supermarket. Lucy teaches Kim how to shop while Craig the new stock boy must clean up all of the mess Lucy creates.

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Hot Tub

Elaine has agreed to put up a marathon runner who once overslept and missed an Olympic race. But when her track record for lateness gives Jean-Paul reason to think he's picked the wrong host, Jerry takes responsibility for getting him to the New York City Marathon on time. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Oliver's Jaded Past Lisa's long-awaited vacation to New York is not what she'd hoped for. She's none to thrilled hearing about Oliver's womanizing playboy days or all the wild parties they're invited to.

13:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Hungarian Curse The man who saved the life of Lisa's uncle moves in on the Douglases seeking repayment for his good deed. Lisa feels an obligation to help Lazlo, but Oliver is simply irritated by his constant money-grubbing.

14:00 WIFE SWAP USA Captioned Repeat PG

Kinison/Czenaiwski

Anna Kinison is a freak show performer from Arizona but despite their freaky appearance, the Kinisons are a very traditional family. Anna swaps lives for two weeks with Jamie, who resides in a luxurious home in New Jersey and believes that her kids popularity is more important then academic excellence.

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Maya Judging Amy Maya is looking for a new assistant and thinks she's found the perfect one when Amy shows up at the office. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG

Kindervelt Days Fran has to attend a reunion and the kids surprise Fran when they bring Erik Estrada to escort Fran. Stars Fran Drescher and guest stars Erik Estrada.

16:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

How I Spent My Weekend / Yule Be Sorry Elmyra tells the story of how she flew to France on a giant robot named Roberto, who then transforms all the cheese into annoying American tourists.

16:30 HERE'S LUCY G

Lucy Gets Her Man (Victor Buono)

Lucy must go undercover, this time she's a spy.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Wedding

Jeannie is literally out of sight at her own wedding and Tony almost marries a mannequin. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha Fights City Hall

Sam fights city hall to save a park that is also owned by one of Darrin's clients. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Hop Happy

The Rubbles shop for a pet and select a Hopperoo, a Stone Age version of a kangaroo.

18:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.

Starring: Richard Hammond, Amanda Byram

19:30 WIFE SWAP USA PG

Browne/Robinson

A diva mom, who raises her children to be primped and perfect, swaps lives with a laid-back mom whose family owns a scrap yard.

20:30 COMMUNITY PG

Communication Studies Due to the aftermaths of a terrible mistake, Jeff attempts to reconcile his friendship with Britta. Shirley and Annie want to pull a prank on Señor Ben Chang.

Starring: Joel McHale, Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Danny Pudi, Yvette Nicole Brown, Alison Brie, Donald Glover, Ken Jeong

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 21:00 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

Xmas Party Its the end of term and Will has been voted the chairman of the Christmas prom committee. Okay, he was the only person who wanted the job, but hes still taking it seriously, and has roped Simon Jay and Neil in to help set it up.

Starring: Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References, Adult Themes

21:30 HELL'S KITCHEN MA Day 4 tests the palates of the remaining chefs as they compete in a blindfolded taste test. The losers must face a difficult punishment while the winners dine with Chef Ramsay. At the dinner service, the dishes are critiqued and rated by the diners.

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language

22:30 NIP/TUCK MA

Willow Banks Christian refuses to perform surgery on a model who wants to drastically alter her beauty. And, awakening from a coma, a patient seeks surgery from Sean to regain his lost youth.

Starring: Dylan Walsh, Julian Mcmahon, Joely Richardson, Kelly Carlson, Roma Maffia

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language

23:30 Repeat M

Child Abduction Is Not Funny Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:00 COMMUNITY Repeat PG

Communication Studies Due to the aftermaths of a terrible mistake, Jeff attempts to reconcile his friendship with Britta. Shirley and Annie want to pull a prank on Señor Ben Chang.

Starring: Joel McHale, Chevy Chase, Gillian Jacobs, Danny Pudi, Yvette Nicole Brown, Alison Brie, Donald Glover, Ken Jeong

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

00:30 THE INBETWEENERS Repeat WS MA

Xmas Party Its the end of term and Will has been voted the chairman of the Christmas prom committee. Okay, he was the only person who wanted the job, but hes still taking it seriously, and has roped Simon Jay and Neil in to help set it up.

Starring: Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, James Buckley, Blake Harrison

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, Sexual References, Adult Themes

01:00 NIP/TUCK Repeat MA

Willow Banks Christian refuses to perform surgery on a model who wants to drastically alter her beauty. And, awakening from a coma, a patient seeks surgery from Sean to regain his lost youth.

Starring: Dylan Walsh, Julian Mcmahon, Joely Richardson, Kelly Carlson, Roma Maffia

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sex Scenes, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Maya Judging Amy Maya is looking for a new assistant and thinks she's found the perfect one when Amy shows up at the office. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Oh, What A Feeling After his car breaks down for the last time, Al decides to use the $5,000 he has saved to buy a new one, only to find that Peggy has already beaten him to his nest egg.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Hop Happy

The Rubbles shop for a pet and select a Hopperoo, a Stone Age version of a kangaroo. Tue Jun 29, 2010

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Don't Noc It 'Til You Try It / The Citronella Solution

Lips oversleeps during class and gets trapped in night school.

06:30 CLASS OF 3000 Repeat G

Tamika And The Beast Li'l D participates in a local drumming competition in which he is pitted against 'The Beast,' a fearsome eighth grader who communicates mainly in monosyllabic grunts.

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

Big Ball / The Brain Freeze

Mung Dall, Truffles, Schnitzel, and Chowder are serving food at sports game show, but Truffles is angry because nobody is winning.

07:30 CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR G

Operation: H.A.M.S.T.E.R. / Operation: R.E.C.E.S.S.

When the KND head off on a mission, the hamsters find themselves under attack by The Insidious Felines From Atop the Litter box.

08:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Wag the Mouse/A Walk in the Park

Pinky and The Brain become Elmyra's campaign managers after she is nominated for class president.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Hop Happy

The Rubbles shop for a pet and select a Hopperoo, a Stone Age version of a kangaroo.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Clean As A Hound's Tooth At the dentist's office, George is fitted with an experimental pair of dental caps. Trouble occurs when George's mouth suddenly develops a life of its own!

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Wedding

Jeannie is literally out of sight at her own wedding and Tony almost marries a mannequin. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha Fights City Hall

Sam fights city hall to save a park that is also owned by one of Darrin's clients. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

At The Zoo Steve throws away his corporate life and regresses into his days as a hippie, so when Marcy arranges a meeting for him to get his job back, he forgets the appointment because of an emotional tour of the zoo with the Bundy's.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy Gets Her Man (Victor Buono)

Lucy must go undercover, this time she's a spy.

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Soup Nazi

While on the way to a soup stand whose demanding proprietor's harsh rules have led to him being referred to as "The Soup Nazi," Elaine stops to buy a sidewalk vendor's antique armoire. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:00 THE HILLS PG

Don't Act Innocent Lauren gets a letter of apology from Heidi and realizes there's only one thing keeping them from being friends again. Audrina starts dating a new guy to make Justin jealous, but her plan backfires.

13:30 THE HILLS PG

If She Never Met Spencer& Audrina reconnects with an old flame Cory and finds herself juggling two guys. Spencer forces Heidi to kick her sister Holly out of the apartment.

14:00 WIFE SWAP USA Repeat PG

Browne/Robinson

A diva mom, who raises her children to be primped and perfect, swaps lives with a laid-back mom whose family owns a scrap yard.

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Finchy Chasing Amy Finch and Elliot compete for Amy's affections, with Finch finally gaining the lead after an emergency with her cat. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG

Canasta Masta

Mr Sheffield wants Brighton to play more sports, so Fran takes him to play baseball in Flushing. Stars Fran Drescher and Daniel Davis.

16:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Wag the Mouse/A Walk in the Park

Pinky and The Brain become Elmyra's campaign managers after she is nominated for class president.

16:30 HERE'S LUCY G

Lucy's Safari

Lucy and family try to catch a Gorboona that has escaped from the zoo. A very silly concept that did not work.

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Sister - The Homewrecker

Jeannie II masquerades as Tony's wife until Jeannie becomes wise to the disguise. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha Loses Her Voice As a joke Uncle Arthur switches Sam and Darrin's voices and can't seem to switch them back. Unfortunately Louise Tate is visiting due to a fight with Larry. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Monster Fred

An experiment by Dr. Frankenstone causes Dino and Fred to switch personalities.

18:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.

Starring: Richard Hammond, Amanda Byram

19:30 THE MIDDLE Captioned WS PG

Thanksgiving

Frankie's dream of an idyllic family Thanksgiving is thwarted when Mr. Ehlert forces the staff to work on the holiday. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike approve of a clueless Sue's first boyfriend, who turns out to be a safe choice, and a panicked Axl loses Brick in a corn maze.

20:00 THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE WS PG

The Happy Couple

Christine tries to forbid Barb and Matthew from letting a night of passion bloom into a full-blown relationship.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon 20:30 THE BACHELOR: London Calling PG Six ladies join Matt centre court for a fun afternoon of tennis. Ashlee and Chelsea excel on the court, while Kelly and Shayne take the game less seriously, doing handstands on the sidelines and flashing their underwear.

21:30 EASTWICK Captioned WS M

Flease And Casserole Darryl urges Roxie to learn more about her mysterious new neighbour Kat accepts help from Darryl's divorce lawyer; and Joanna's ex-fiancé shows up unexpectedly.

22:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Red Man's Greed

South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:00 RENO 911 Repeat M

Halloween (Part 1) Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

A Ladder To Heaven The boys have 7 days to get a winning ticket stub they left with Kenny for a shopping spree, which is difficult because Kenny is dead. Even worse, the McCormicks cremated him.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:00 EASTWICK Captioned Repeat WS M

Flease And Casserole Darryl urges Roxie to learn more about her mysterious new neighbour Kat accepts help from Darryl's divorce lawyer; and Joanna's ex-fiancé shows up unexpectedly.

01:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Thanksgiving

Frankie's dream of an idyllic family Thanksgiving is thwarted when Mr. Ehlert forces the staff to work on the holiday. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike approve of a clueless Sue's first boyfriend, who turns out to be a safe choice, and a panicked Axl loses Brick in a corn maze.

01:30 THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE Repeat WS PG

The Happy Couple

Christine tries to forbid Barb and Matthew from letting a night of passion bloom into a full-blown relationship.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Finchy Chasing Amy Finch and Elliot compete for Amy's affections, with Finch finally gaining the lead after an emergency with her cat. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

At The Zoo Steve throws away his corporate life and regresses into his days as a hippie, so when Marcy arranges a meeting for him to get his job back, he forgets the appointment because of an emotional tour of the zoo with the Bundy's.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Monster Fred

An experiment by Dr. Frankenstone causes Dino and Fred to switch personalities. Wed Jun 30, 2010

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Mongoosed / Mellow Fellows

Slips befriends a mongoose named Carl, but neither one of them is aware that mongoose and snakes are mortal enemies!

06:30 CLASS OF 3000 Repeat G

Safety Last When Li'l D inadvertently offends the participants in the annual Five Points Renaissance Fair, the "Rennies" lay siege to Westley and destroy the school's auditorium.

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

The Snail Car / The Lollistops

Mung Daal is tired of his old Snail Car, so he decides to go shopping for a new one.

07:30 CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR G

Operation: W.H.I.T.E.H.O.U.S.E. Numbuh One wakes up one morning to find he's entered his own worst nightmare! Not only is he an adult, but he has a job -- the President of the United States!

08:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Mr. Doctor/That's Edutainment

Elmyra takes Pinky and The Brain and several other pets to the veterinarian's office.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Monster Fred

An experiment by Dr. Frankenstone causes Dino and Fred to switch personalities.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Wedding Bells for Rosey

If Rosey doesn't marry Henry's robot assistant Mac, she'll lose him forever--he'll be melted down into scrap metal!

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

My Sister - The Homewrecker

Jeannie II masquerades as Tony's wife until Jeannie becomes wise to the disguise. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Samantha Loses Her Voice As a joke Uncle Arthur switches Sam and Darrin's voices and can't seem to switch them back. Unfortunately Louise Tate is visiting due to a fight with Larry. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

It's a Bundyful Life (Part 1) Despite his rare good intentions, Al fails to make it to the bank in time to withdraw his Christmas Club money, so it looks like the Bundy family is destined to go present less yet again this year.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy's Safari

Lucy and family try to catch a Gorboona that has escaped from the zoo. A very silly concept that did not work.

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Secret Code While George balks at giving his secret bank code to Susan, Jerry is hired to do a commercial for appliance dealer Leapin' Larry. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned Repeat WS PG

Thanksgiving

Frankie's dream of an idyllic family Thanksgiving is thwarted when Mr. Ehlert forces the staff to work on the holiday. Meanwhile, Frankie and Mike approve of a clueless Sue's first boyfriend, who turns out to be a safe choice, and a panicked Axl loses Brick in a corn maze.

13:30 THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE Repeat WS PG

The Happy Couple

Christine tries to forbid Barb and Matthew from letting a night of passion bloom into a full-blown relationship.

Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Clark Gregg, Hamish Linklater, Trevor Gagnon

14:00 THE BACHELOR: London Calling Repeat PG Six ladies join Matt centre court for a fun afternoon of tennis. Ashlee and Chelsea excel on the court, while Kelly and Shayne take the game less seriously, doing handstands on the sidelines and flashing their underwear.

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Impossible Dream Finch and Elliot are fighting over Amy. Jack warns Amy that the fight is interfering with the office work environment. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG

The Will

Mr Sheffield is preparing his will and wants to include Fran in it. Stars Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

16:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Mr. Doctor/That's Edutainment

Elmyra takes Pinky and The Brain and several other pets to the veterinarian's office.

16:30 HERE'S LUCY G

Lucy & Tennessee Ernie Ford

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie the Matchmaker

Tony, Jeannie and Roger wind up playing gin. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

I Don't Want to Be A Toad, I Want To Be A Buuerfly When Tabitha's classmate insists she wants to be in the butterfly group, Tabitha turns her into a real butterfly. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Itty Bitty Freddy

After Fred accidentally shrinks himself, Barney takes him on the Ed Sullystone Show doing an act of ventriloquist and dummy.

18:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.

Starring: Richard Hammond, Amanda Byram

19:30 CRASH COURSE PG In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final Crash Course. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

20:30 CHUCK WS M

Chuck Versus the Truth

Chuck battles with his real love life and "cover" love life when he meets a very pretty girl named Lou, who seems interested in the real Chuck. On the other hand, Chuck's relationship with Sarah heats up as they go on a double date with Ellie and Captain Awesome and try to explain their sex life.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster, Adam Baldwin, Rachel Bilson, Ryan McPartlin

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

21:30 THE BACHELORETTE PG Ali and a lucky guy share the season's first kiss; a charity calendar shoot has the men in hot poses; and soulful singer Jamie Cullum serenades Ali and a date in Las Vegas. 23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of "The Lord Of The Rings." As the parents race to stop them in time, the boys realize the tape they have has a strange power over people.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:00 CHUCK Repeat WS M

Chuck Versus the Truth

Chuck battles with his real love life and "cover" love life when he meets a very pretty girl named Lou, who seems interested in the real Chuck. On the other hand, Chuck's relationship with Sarah heats up as they go on a double date with Ellie and Captain Awesome and try to explain their sex life.

Starring: Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski, Joshua Gomez, Sarah Lancaster, Adam Baldwin, Rachel Bilson, Ryan McPartlin

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:00 CRASH COURSE Repeat PG In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final Crash Course. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Impossible Dream Finch and Elliot are fighting over Amy. Jack warns Amy that the fight is interfering with the office work environment. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

It's a Bundyful Life (Part 1) Despite his rare good intentions, Al fails to make it to the bank in time to withdraw his Christmas Club money, so it looks like the Bundy family is destined to go present less yet again this year.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Itty Bitty Freddy

After Fred accidentally shrinks himself, Barney takes him on the Ed Sullystone Show doing an act of ventriloquist and dummy. Thu Jul 1, 2010

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

Save the Drama for Your Llama / Hornbill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Ingrid befriends a seemingly harmless llama named Lola, who, it turns out, covets Ingrid's life ... and plans to steal it!

06:30 CLASS OF 3000 Repeat G

Study Buddies

When Li'l D fails his history mid-term exam, he's told that he won't be able to attend a Westley-sponsored trip to an Atlanta water park.

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

Endive's Dirty Secret / Big Food

Chowder, Mung, and Shnitzel want to swim in Endive's pool, but Endive won't let them.

07:30 CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR G

Operation: S.P.I.N.A.C.H / Operation: M.E.S.S.A.G.E.

The shores of Gallagher Elementary are invaded by the Spinach Armada who is on a crusade to make kids everywhere enjoy spinach.

08:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

The Raven/ Squeeze Play

In this story told in poetic stanzas, Pinky and The Brain attempt to survive a typical day with Elmyra.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Itty Bitty Freddy

After Fred accidentally shrinks himself, Barney takes him on the Ed Sullystone Show doing an act of ventriloquist and dummy.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

The Odd Pod

In this parody of "Little Shop of Horrors," the Jetsons acquire a man-eating houseplant and enter it in a local horticulture contest.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Jeannie the Matchmaker

Tony, Jeannie and Roger wind up playing gin. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

I Don't Want to Be A Toad, I Want To Be A Buuerfly When Tabitha's classmate insists she wants to be in the butterfly group, Tabitha turns her into a real butterfly. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

It's a Bundyful Life (Part 2) After failing to get his family Christmas presents in time for the holiday, Al's guardian angel shows him what life would have been like for Peggy and the children had he never been born.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Tennessee Ernie Ford

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Pool Guy

When Elaine has an extra ticket to a museum's costume show, Jerry suggests asking Susan. However, worried about mixing his life with Susan with that of his friends, George tries to keep it from happening. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:00 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat PG Ali and a lucky guy share the season's first kiss; a charity calendar shoot has the men in hot poses; and soulful singer Jamie Cullum serenades Ali and a date in Las Vegas.

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Book Of Jack Jack takes a vacation and uses the time to fulfil his dream of writing a novel. But when he gets frustrated, he pays an English professor to write it for him. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG

The Nanny Behind the Man

Mr Sheffield is trying to win over Andrew Lloyd Webber. Stars Fran Drescher and Nicholle Tom.

16:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

The Raven/ Squeeze Play

In this story told in poetic stanzas, Pinky and The Brain attempt to survive a typical day with Elmyra.

16:30 HERE'S LUCY G

Lucy Helps Craig Get A D Licence

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Never Put Jeannie On A Budget

Jeannie's budget saves money, but almost loses Tony's job. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Weep No More My Willow Samantha calls Doctor Bombay to treat her sick willow tree. She gets caught in the spell and begins weeping every time the wind blows. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Pebbles' Birthday Party

Fred gets in trouble with the law when he tries to arrange two parties for the same night.

18:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG

Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.

Starring: Richard Hammond, Amanda Byram

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned WS PG Is Jeremy driving faster in real life or on a computer game? Is top Irish greyhound Mama Tee faster than the Mazda MX5? Can a Ford go faster than a Peugeot? Guest stars comedian David Walliams from Little Britain.

20:40 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Maternal Congruence

A visit from Leonard's mother delights Sheldon and horrifies Leonard.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:10 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Psychic Vortex

While Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a university mixer, Leonard is upset to discover that Penny believes in psychics.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Danica McKellar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:35 E.R. WS M

I Feel Good The ER doctors and nurses help out at Camp Del Corazon, a camp for kids who have had open-heart surgery, working alongside the camp counsellor. Stars John Stamos, Maura Tierney and Tom Arnold.

22:35 GOSSIP GIRL WS M

Southern Gentleman Prefer Blondes Georgina returns to the Upper East Side after undergoing a major transformation. Chuck and Nate find themselves at a major crossroads in their friendship, a result of their mutual interest in Blair. Stars Blake Lively, Leighton Meester and Penn Badgley.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References 23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

The Death Camp of Tolerance When Mr. Garrison learns about discrimination lawsuits, he hires a new teaching assistant named Mr. Slave and tries everything to get fired for being gay. When the students complain, they are sent to sensitivity training.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language

00:00 E.R. Repeat WS M

I Feel Good The ER doctors and nurses help out at Camp Del Corazon, a camp for kids who have had open-heart surgery, working alongside the camp counsellor. Stars John Stamos, Maura Tierney and Tom Arnold.

01:00 GOSSIP GIRL Repeat WS M

Southern Gentleman Prefer Blondes Georgina returns to the Upper East Side after undergoing a major transformation. Chuck and Nate find themselves at a major crossroads in their friendship, a result of their mutual interest in Blair. Stars Blake Lively, Leighton Meester and Penn Badgley.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Book Of Jack Jack takes a vacation and uses the time to fulfil his dream of writing a novel. But when he gets frustrated, he pays an English professor to write it for him. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

It's a Bundyful Life (Part 2) After failing to get his family Christmas presents in time for the holiday, Al's guardian angel shows him what life would have been like for Peggy and the children had he never been born.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Pebbles' Birthday Party

Fred gets in trouble with the law when he tries to arrange two parties for the same night. Fri Jul 2, 2010

06:00 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

That Darn Platypus

Everyone at CDMS is convinced the new kid, Rick Platypus, is actually a brain-juice sucking from outer space!

06:30 CLASS OF 3000 Repeat G

The Cure In an effort to draw more attention to her cause, Kim enlists Sunny to model her designs for a "Save the Rainforest" benefit fashion show she's hosting.

07:00 CHOWDER Repeat G

Paint the Town / The Blackout

Chowder paints his own world after discovering a blank-canvas dimension behind his bedroom.

07:30 CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR G

Operation: B.R.I.D.G.E. / Operation: S.I.X. The Kids Next Door, along with the militant Numbuh 20,000, must destroy a crosswalk bridge that leads to a mall store selling the ugliest clothes ever.

08:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Party Night / The Mask of Braino

After learning that Rudy won't attend Vanity's big party, Elmyra begins sobbing uncontrollably.

08:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Pebbles' Birthday Party

Fred gets in trouble with the law when he tries to arrange two parties for the same night.

09:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

Two Many Georges

Desiring some time away from family pressures, George asks Mr. Spacely's genius nephew to clone him.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Never Put Jeannie On A Budget

Jeannie's budget saves money, but almost loses Tony's job. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G

Weep No More My Willow Samantha calls Doctor Bombay to treat her sick willow tree. She gets caught in the spell and begins weeping every time the wind blows. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned WS NA Mary Hart and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Who'll Stop The Rain

A rainstorm brings out the handyman in Al, who doggedly attempts to fix a leaky roof.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy Helps Craig Get A D Licence

12:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Sponge

While sponsoring Kramer for an AIDS Walk, Jerry spots the name of an old college classmate on the sign-up sheet. Over Elaine's objections, he copies down Lena Small's phone number and calls her for a date. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 13:00 CRASH COURSE Repeat PG In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final Crash Course. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

14:00 THE MOMENT OF TRUTH Captioned Repeat WS PG

Is honesty the best policy? For a chance to win half a million dollars, you'd hope so! The Moment of Truth will put contestants to the test - a lie detector test - to reveal whether or not they are telling the truth. What deep, dark secret will someone divulge in front of their spouses, relatives and friends for hundreds of thousands of dollars?

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Friends And Neighbours Mays'd Noisy neighbour moving out clears the way for Finch and Kevin to move in. Meanwhile, Elliott has trouble parting with his vintage car when he sells it to Jack. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG

A Fine Friendship

Grace has a friend and Fran meets his nanny and he takes a fancy to her. Stars Fran Drescher and Madeline Zima.

16:00 PINKY, ELMYRA & THE BRAIN Repeat G

Party Night / The Mask of Braino

After learning that Rudy won't attend Vanity's big party, Elmyra begins sobbing uncontrollably.

16:30 HERE'S LUCY G

Lucy Goes To The A/force Aca Pt1

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Please Don't Give My Jeannie No More Wine

One drink of Jeannie's wine and the Bellows fade out. Stars Barbra Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED G

Instant Courtesy

Darrin is turned into a very nice person by one of Endora's spells. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.

18:00 SCOOBY DOO! PIRATES AHOY 2006 Repeat WS G

Scooby Doo! Pirates Ahoy

Scooby and the gang take a mystery-themed cruise through the Bermuda Triangle, but what starts out as a strange hi-jinks soon turns into the real thing with ghost pirates prowling for the long lost treasure. Now Scooby and the gang will have to solve the mystery or they may end up walking the plank.

19:30 BLACKADDER GOES FORTH Repeat PG

Major Stan Bad news reaches the trenches. The October Revolution in Moscow has produced three appalling results: a cease-fire by Russia, an offensive by Germany and a Charlie Chaplin impression by Baldrick. Stars Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robinson and Tim McInnerny.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

20:00 ALLO ALLO PG

Pretty Maids All In A Row After the plot to get the two British airmen out failed, Maria disguises them as waitresses at the café. Meanwhile, a frustrated René returns to the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.

20:30 CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION Captioned Repeat WS M

A Bullet Runs Through It (Part 1) The team must investigate the death of a police officer who died during a shootout leaving hundreds of bullets on the crime scene. When it turns out the officer died from friendly fire, it is up to the team to find out who fired the fatal shot.

Starring: William Petersen, Marg Helgenberger, George Eads, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

21:30 CSI: MIAMI Captioned Repeat WS M

Under Suspicion

The team must race against time when all evidence in a murder case points towards Horatio and try to find the real killer.

Starring: David Caruso, Emily Procter, Adam Rodriguez, Jonathan Togo, Eva La Rue 22:30 CSI: NY Captioned Repeat WS M

Young Blood When a man is found murdered in an elevator, the team investigate a world where very young girls enjoy sexual encounters with much older men.

Starring: Gary Sinise, Melina Kanakaredes, Carmine Giovinazzo, Hill Harper, Eddie Cahill, Holly Valance

23:30 THE DARK 2005 WS AV

The Dark

When young Sarah drowns off the rocky coast of Wales, her distraught parents search in vain for their childs missing body. However, when a mysterious young girl tells her shes looking in the wrong place, they recall the legend of The Dark, the Celtic land of the dead. They embark on a journey beyond madness as the ancient rule of return: one of the living for one of the dead, is invoked.

Starring: Maria Bello, Sean Bean

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Horror, Some Coarse Language

01:30 PRESUMED INNOCENT 1990 Captioned Repeat WS M

Presumed Innocent

Attorney Rusty Sabich, is a stressed-out city prosecutor, who is involved in a torrid affair with an alluring colleague. Sabich's life turns into a living nightmare when his illicit love is murdered and provocative revelations expose him as the prime suspect. Sabich discovers that the system of justice to which he once vigorously committed himself is now aggressively pursuing him, uncovering his past and threatening to destroy his career, family and his life. Stars Harrison Ford, Greta Scacchi and Brian Dennehy.

Starring: Alan J. Pakula, Harrison Ford, Brian Dennehy, Raul Julia, Bonnie Bedelia, Paul Winfield, Greta Scacchi

Cons.Advice: Frequent Coarse Language, A Sex Scene, Some Violence

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Friends And Neighbours Mays'd Noisy neighbour moving out clears the way for Finch and Kevin to move in. Meanwhile, Elliott has trouble parting with his vintage car when he sells it to Jack. Stars Laura San Giacomo, Enrico Colantoni and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Who'll Stop The Rain

A rainstorm brings out the handyman in Al, who doggedly attempts to fix a leaky roof.

Starring: Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Bedrock Rodeo Roundup

Fred enters the Bedrock Rodeo to compete with the champion rider. Sat Jul 3, 2010

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat G

The Uninvited Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB EARLY SHIFT SATURDAY WS G

Hosted by Shura Taft and Heidi Valkenburg.

07:05 LOONATICS UNLEASHED Repeat WS G

Apocalypso The Loonatics vacation on a tropical island, only to discover that it's been colonized by a race of beautiful women called the APOCAZONS.

07:30 FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS Repeat G

Affair Weather When the young heir to Paddle Ball World Incorporated, arrives at Foster's Home in search of an imaginary friend, Bloo goes behind Mac's back to make friends with the new boy.

08:00 SQUIRREL BOY Repeat G

Up All Night/ Pool For Love

Andy and Rodney are determined to stay up all night in order to see the legendary Yellow Flash in the sky.

08:30 MY GYM PARTNER IS A MONKEY Repeat G

A Thanksgiving Carol

Going to school becomes a trip to the jungle for 12 year old Adam who is the only human student at Charles Darwin Middle School.

09:00 CLASS OF 3000 G

Two to Tango

Sunny longs to spend more time with the lovely Ms. Lopez, but they're both so busy it isn't easy.

09:30 BEN 10 Repeat G

Goodbye and Good Riddance Summer's over and Ben is back at school. Unable to tell anyone that's he all these cool aliens that they've heard about all summer, Ben suddenly realizes he's gone from a "hero" to a "zero," that is until Vilgax comes after him with a vengeance.

10:00 MARINE BOY G

The Invincible Robots

Professor Fumble invents a fabulous new robot, but evil forces build an army of the robots.

10:30 SCOOBY DOO G

The Ozark Witch Switch

As the kids spend a stormy night in the Hatfields' cabin, a witch appears and transforms Pa Hatfield into a frog!

11:00 WACKY RACES G

Scout Scatter / Free Wheeling to Wheeling

The Ant Hill mob escapes the police by posing as Wood Scouts.

11:30 THE JETSONS Repeat G

The Century's Best!

Love overcomes selfishness when the Jetsons compete for a prize.

12:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Foxy Grandma

Wanting to help Wilma, Fred unknowingly hires a bank robber to be their housekeeper.

12:30 TOP CAT G

The Violin Player

Mr. Gutenberg of Carnegie Hall hears beautiful music and mistakes Benny for the source when he finds him in an alley with his violin. 13:00 GET SMART Repeat G

School Days

86 and 99 go undercover at the CONTROL spy school to find a KAOS agent. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

13:30 GET SMART Repeat G

Our Man in Toyland

99 discovers that KAOS is shipping secrets out of the country in talking dolls. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy Sells Craig To Wayne Newton

Lucy schemes to get Craig a job as Wayne Newton's drummer.

14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy's Working Daughter

Over protective mom Lucy watches over Lucie at her new after school job.

15:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Wife

Jerry let his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

15:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Raincoats - Part 1 Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Florida neighbour to get the goods to New York. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

16:00 HOGAN'S HEROES Repeat G

The Swing Shift

Newkirk finds himself inducted into the German army as the result of Hogan's plot to sabotage a gun factory near Stalag

16:30 HOGAN'S HEROES Repeat G

Heil Klink

Hogan hides a defecting German bigwig in Stalag 13 and convi KLink that the fugitive is really Der Fuehrer incognito.

17:00 GREEN ACRES G

The Rutabaga Story Its planting season in Hooterville, but Oliver doesn't know what to grow. After testing the soil, he discovers Hooterville is perfect for growing rutabagas. The locals are overcome with rutabega fever, going so far as to plan a "Rutabaga Bowl".

17:30 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Making Whoopi (Part 3)

Fran's devastated after hearing from the doctor that she was never pregnant and it was a false positive. Fran then goes to see a herbalist and buys a special shake for Max, and some cookies that will make them hot for each other. Stars Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy and Lauren Lane.

18:00 THE NANNY Repeat PG

Oh, Say, Can You Ski? Fran's obsessed about getting pregnant, so Max decides to take her up to a ski trip in Aspen to get her mind off it a little. Stars Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

18:30 TROUBLE WITH ANGELS 1966 Repeat WS G

The Trouble With Angels Two teenage girls who turn a staid convent upside down with their youthful glee and zany antics. Although the pair winds up in loads of trouble, their charm wins everyone over, including the Mother Superior. But soon, storm clouds brew.

Starring: , Rosalind Russell, Hayley Mills, June Harding, Binnie Barnes, Gypsy Rose Lee, Marge Redmond, Camilla Sparv

20:30 THE FOUNTAIN 2005 WS M

The Fountain

In the span of a millennium, a man searches for a tree believed to grant eternal life in 16th-century Spain. He seeks a cure for his wife's cancer as a present-day scientist; and traverses the universe as a 26th-century astronaut. As he travels through time in an epic struggle to save the woman he loves, he also comes to understand some of life's murkiest mysteries.

Starring: Hugh Jackman, Rachel Weisz, Ellen Burstyn

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language, Adult Themes 22:30 TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES WS M

To The Lighthouse Fearing for her life, Sarah stashes John in a safe house. Cameron and Derek struggle to work together after she reveals a big secret. Plus, John Henry becomes compromised as a darker side is revealed.

Starring: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, , Brian Austin Green, Shirley Manson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:30 TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES WS M

Adam Raised A Cain When John attempts to rescue Skynet's latest target he finds himself closing in on Weaver, but at what cost? Plus, game plans change, causing Sarah and Ellison to reunite. Meanwhile, Weaver learns Ellison's secrets.

Starring: Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau, Brian Austin Green, Shirley Manson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Wife

Jerry let his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

01:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Raincoats - Part 1 Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Florida neighbour to get the goods to New York. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.

01:30 HOGAN'S HEROES Repeat G

The Swing Shift

Newkirk finds himself inducted into the German army as the result of Hogan's plot to sabotage a gun factory near Stalag

02:00 HOGAN'S HEROES Repeat G

Heil Klink

Hogan hides a defecting German bigwig in Stalag 13 and convi KLink that the fugitive is really Der Fuehrer incognito.

02:30 GET SMART Repeat G

School Days

86 and 99 go undercover at the CONTROL spy school to find a KAOS agent. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

03:00 GET SMART Repeat G

Our Man in Toyland

99 discovers that KAOS is shipping secrets out of the country in talking dolls. Stars Don Adams and Barbara Feldon.

03:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy Sells Craig To Wayne Newton

Lucy schemes to get Craig a job as Wayne Newton's drummer.

04:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy's Working Daughter

Over protective mom Lucy watches over Lucie at her new after school job.

04:30 TOP CAT Repeat G

The Violin Player

Mr. Gutenberg of Carnegie Hall hears beautiful music and mistakes Benny for the source when he finds him in an alley with his violin.

05:00 THE JETSONS Repeat G

The Century's Best!

Love overcomes selfishness when the Jetsons compete for a prize.

05:30 MARINE BOY Repeat G

The Invincible Robots

Professor Fumble invents a fabulous new robot, but evil forces build an army of the robots.