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INSIDE Volume 13 Issue 163 HIPFiSHmonthlyHIPFiSHmonthly August 2012 the columbia pacific region’s free alternative Derby Bout Inaugural Derby SHANGHAIED ROLLER DOLLS SPIRIT IN THE WAVES P. 4 P. on the Central Coast this September Coast on the Central BIG QUEER PRIDE P. 8 Celebrate the harvest Celebrate II FARMSTOCK WOMEN WHO SURF THE NORTH COAST P. 26 P. 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As a Head Coach House not these women are ahead of result of going to only appreciates having amazing, smart, and the pack, The Daily Astorian his coaches, but the huge competitive!” covered in to announce the advantage of the proximity The Women’s Flat pads, tights, new derby team of the one of the largest Track Derby Associa- and helmet, formation, and Women’s Flat Track Derby tion is the internation- like a ballistic the solicitation of Association (WFTDA) al governing body for bobble head skaters, referees, member leagues, The the sport of women’s doll. She and coaches (an Rose City Rollers, who flat track roller derby laps around extensive list have assisted The Dolls and a membership or- the track, and of volunteers is with numerous resources, ganization for leagues attacks the required to help significantly guest to collaborate and other skaters the team with referees. network. The WFTDA with menac- everything from Tara remembers start- sets standards for rules, ing inten- selling tickets to ing with her first pair seasons, and safety, and sity to progress keeping track of skates, a $20 pair of determines guidelines through the of skater points Chicago skates, a tall, for the national and mob of ladies on and penal- leather, lace-up skate international athletic wheels, lacing ties) the team that had been rented competitions of member their bodies to- found its first out in Seaside, when leagues. There are gether to prevent coach, Walt people used to skate currently 156 WFTDA her advance- Sabe. An along the promenade. member leagues and 58 ment; she knocks, experienced It was something to leagues in the WFTDA she swoops, start with, but that Founding Roller Doll, Tara Allen. flat track Apprentice program. she wriggles skater from “a totally distant style of skate really Shanghaied Roller Dolls her way through the past,” Walt came to the team to teach is not ideal for roller are currently processing intimidating lot. There is so much basic skating and equipment main- derby. their paperwork with the action and strategy to get around the tenance skills. At age 69, he comes “You need to able WFTDA to be an official track, the skaters have to be mentally to every practice and dons his skates, to squat down and “Apprentice League” engaged without floundering on the operating as an assistant coach to bank your feet”, says Member. The first bout basic skating skills set required to Rusty, and the skate coach. Julie House, skate with another derby team, participate in roller derby. “The minimum skills is the first name “Petulant The Slaughter County Roll- The Shanghaied Roller Dolls set out plateau, they’ve got about six plateaus Frenzy,” she adds, er Vixens from Bremerton, on this skating odyssey about a year above that, (he laughs) part of it is “If you are going to Washington, is slated for ago, after the suggestion of a derby learning the practice jams... a major put any money into September 15th. The next league was tossed out on Facebook. plateau is learning how to think when derby, the first thing FRESH MEAT, an endearing A few initial meetings, organizational they’re doing the practice jams,” says you should buy is term for new recruits train- gatherings, and a Walt. the best padding ing, begins Sunday, August contact with Walt has been a you can!” 26th. For more information, the Clatsop tremen- With that com- visit www.shanghaiedroller- County Fair- dous ment, Tara pulls up dolls.com, or check them out grounds, all re- her pant leg, and on Facebook at Shanghaied lead to the source reveals a large, Roller Dolls Fans. Fall 2011 to the bruised patch on formation INAUGURAL BRAWL! team, as her knee. The of a bud- Sunday • August 19 well as conversation turns ding roller Be sure to catch the the help to bruises, injuries, derby Inaugural Brawl! on Sunday, of estab- and equipment. recre- Coach House August 19th at 5pm at the lished ational admits this is Clatsop County Fairgrounds, derby team, inevitable when where two teams, ‘The teams like Shang- you bring derby Prohibitchin’ Party’ and ‘The Portland’s haied women together.