WELCOME 2016 International WFTDA Championships

On behalf of the WFTDA Board of Directors, Officers, and staff, I am excited to welcome you to the 2016 International WFTDA Championships.

Nothing compares to being here. Plain and simple. The fantastic feats of athleticism on the track, the excitement and emotion in the stands, the concentration and attention to detail on the dais, and the enticing goods in the vendor village.

This is . We are roller derby.

So who will you be today? Will you be persistent and powerful, strong and swift, a leader on the track? Will you be fierce and fast and forceful, a goal setter…a record breaker? Will you be focused and creative? Will you capture that amazing shot? Will you paint your face and put on your colors? Will you chant and sing and cry and scream?

One thing is clear—whether you’re a Skater, Official, photographer, announcer, or fan (or any combination thereof), TODAY YOU WILL BE ROLLER DERBY!

This weekend wouldn’t be possible without the tremendous amount of support and time our hosts, , and all of their volunteers have put in. When you see their event staff, be sure to thank them for hosting such a fantastic tournament.

Enjoy your time in Portland and we’ll see you ‘round the track!

Alisha Campbell WFTDA TOURNAMENTS DIRECTOR

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FROM YOUR HOST

WELCOME FROM THE ROSE CITY ROLLERS Welcome to Portland, ! The Rose City Rollers are excited that you are here and stoked to be hosting the WFTDA Championship Tournament this year!

Our tournament is being held at the Veterans Memorial Coliseum, part of the Rose Quarter complex and home of the Portland Trailblazers. This complex is centrally located in Portland, near shops and restaurants and an easy light rail ride from beautiful downtown Portland. Around the area you will find plenty of coffee shops, cafes, and bars as well as a whole bunch of shops to meet your traveling needs.

Portland is becoming quite the travel destination these days, what with our mild climate and “keep it weird” attitude. We are proud to be in the Pacific Northwest, home of evergreen trees, lumberjacks, and grunge music. The Rose City Rollers hope that you have an amazing time while in our town and encourage you to stick around after this weekend and check out some of what we have to offer. From waterfalls in the Columbia River Gorge to Powells Books, we really do have it all.

ABOUT THE ROSE CITY ROLLERS Rose City was founded in August 2004 by a small group of gritty, gutsy, and nostalgic gals who decided to dust off their quad skates and hit the rink. From those humble beginnings, Rose City has become the largest roller derby league in the world with over 500 active skating members, including an awesome junior derby program, and hundreds of volunteers and support staff. And we wouldn’t be true to ourselves if we didn’t mention that we are the current WFTDA Champs, bringing the home in 2015!

For more information about our league visit: www.rosecityrollers.com

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FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

8 AM | DOORS OPEN 9 AM | DOORS OPEN 11 AM | DOORS OPEN

10 AM | D2 GAME 1 10 AM | GAME 5 12 PM | D2 GAME 3 Rollergirls (Montréal #1) v Loser D2 Game 1 v Loser D2 Game 2 (Wichita #1) v Winner Game 1 D2 3rd Place Charlottesville Derby Dames (Lansing #2)

12 PM | D2 GAME 2 12 PM | GAME 6 2 PM | D2 GAME 4 Roller Derby (Lansing #1) v Gotham Girls Roller Derby (Madison #1) Winner D2 Game 1 v Winner D2 Game 2 Blue Ridge Rollergirls (Wichita #2) v Winner Game 2 D2 1st Place

2 PM | GAME 1 2 PM | GAME 7 4 PM | GAME 11 Roller Derby (Columbia #2) v Victorian Roller Derby League Loser Game 9 v Loser Game 10 (Madison #3) ( #1) v Winner Game 3 D1 3rd Place

4 PM | GAME 2 4 PM | GAME 8 6 PM | GAME 12 Girls (Vancouver #2) v Rose City Rollers (Columbia #1) v Winner Game 9 v Winner Game 10 Montréal Roller Derby (Montréal #3) Winner Game 4 D1 1st Place

6 PM | GAME 3 630 PM | GAME 9 730 PM | AWARDS CEREMONY Minnesota RollerGirls (Madison #2) v Winner Game 5 v Winner Game 6 Jacksonville RollerGirls (Columbia #3)

8 PM | GAME 4 830 PM | GAME 10 (Montréal #2) v Winner Game 7 v Winner Game 8 Rat City Rollergirls (Vancouver #3)

All games are in Pacific daylight time on Friday and Saturday, and in Pacific standard time on Sunday. Bonnie Thunders captain Gotham GirlsAll-Stars Miss TeaMaven D.A.R.Y.L.

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06 23 32 TOURNAMENT RULES GUEST CODE OF CONDUCT: The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association strives to provide a safe and satisfying event for everyone in attendance by seeking your compliance with our guest code of conduct. We ask for your assistance in creating an environment that is free of:

• Abusive or foul language and obscene gestures items deemed inappropriate, harmful or hazardous directed toward other guests, venue employees, by tournament staff. tournament staff and volunteers, players, coaches, • Professional cameras, video cameras, and audio and officials. recorders without prior authorization and • Guests who are disruptive to the event or impair other proper credentials. guests’ enjoyment. • Guests without proper authorization or credentials • Intoxicated or drug-impaired individuals. entering or attempting to enter restricted areas. • Smoking, except in designated areas (located outside • Banners or signs that obstruct the view of guests, of the arena). obscure sponsor advertising, contain objectionable • Prohibited entry items such as outside food & subject matter, or are commercial in nature. The beverage, weapons, non-service animals, air horns, WFTDA and the venue reserve the right to remove vuvuzelas, megaphones, and laser pointers, and other any banner or sign at any time.

Guests not abiding by this Guest Code of Conduct are subject to ejection from the venue. In the event that you are refused entry into or requested to leave the venue for failure to comply with the Guest Code of Conduct or follow the venue regulations, you will not be entitled to a replacement or refund for your ticket. Entry to the venue shall constitute acceptance of the Guest Code of Conduct and venue regulations.

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF A FEW TOURNAMENT RULES: • No video or audio recording devices or cameras • You must remain seated in the trackside seating area. with detachable lenses without prior approval from Laying down is not permitted. Keep your hands, feet, the WFTDA. Please visit wftda.com/tournaments/ and belongings behind the safety line at all times. credentials for more information. Do not touch or grab Skaters or Officials who fall into • Live streaming video of the games, including on social trackside seating. If a piece of clothing or equipment media platforms such as Periscope and Livestream falls onto the track, do not enter the track or safety on Facebook Live, is prohibited. lane to retrieve it. • If you choose to sit trackside, you accept all • Certain areas of the track and venue are reserved for responsibility for the possible risk of injury to you or individuals who require special seating or perform damage and/or destruction to your belongings at specific game duties. They may obstruct the view of any time without warning. Trackside seating is at your persons behind them. However, they are not able to own risk. move, sit, squat, or otherwise alter their position lest they not be able to complete their job function. • Chairs are not permitted trackside except as a companion to ADA accessible seating. Wheelchairs • By entering the venue, you agree to the possibility of (and their companion chair) must be a minimum of being photographed, filmed, or recorded. Your voice, five feet away from the outside referee lane. image and likeness may be captured and recorded in and around the venue and publicly disseminated by • Glassware, sharp objects, and other items deemed any means and in any format or media. You waive all inappropriate, harmful, or hazardous by tournament rights on an irrevocable, worldwide, perpetual basis staff are not allowed in trackside seating. to object to such recording and dissemination. • Fire lanes, exits, and walkways must remain clear.

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WHERE WE SKATE Veterans Memorial Coliseum One Center Court Portland, OR 97227

PARKING concourse. A designated smoking area is There is parking at the Veterans Memorial Coliseum. located outside. However, we strongly recommend not driving to the venue. The host hotels are located within one • Any item that is dangerous, hazardous and/ mile walking distance from the venue. Parking or illegal, or that may be used as a weapon, costs change by day and according to what other compromise or otherwise interfere with the events are happening in the complex. Parking enjoyment, comfort, or safety of any person or rates for this event are currently unavailable. For pose risk to security at the venue, or any other more info about parking and parking passes, item that WFTDA event officials or the Veterans visit http://bit.ly/2ew3fjw. Memorial Coliseum officials determine (in their absolute discretion) may cause injury or public SECURITY nuisance or inconvenience to any other person is Rose City Rollers will provide volunteer security strictly prohibited. personnel to attend to crowd control and general • No animals other than guide, signal, or service security matters. You are advised not to leave animals (as defined by law) are allowed in the valuables unattended as neither the WFTDA, Veterans Memorial Coliseum. All sanitary needs the Rose City Rollers, nor the Veterans Memorial for permitted animals are the responsibility of Coliseum will be responsible for loss, damage, or the customer. theft of your belongings. Any property you bring to the event is at your own risk. • Neither the Veterans Memorial Coliseum, the WFTDA, nor the Rose City Rollers, will be liable FOOD AND BEVERGE for any loss, damage, or harm (of any kind, including to any person or any property) arising No outside food or beverage will be allowed into from your presence at the event and you agree the venue. The Veterans Memorial Coliseum will that no claim, complaint, or proceeding will be have a number of concessions and restaurants open brought in this regard. You are responsible for during our event. any property you bring to the event and such property is at your own risk. Your presence and/ RULES AND RESTRICTIONS or movement in and around the event is at your • All purses, bags, and cases are subject to search. own risk.

• In accordance with Veterans Memorial Coliseum • The Veterans Memorial Coliseum is ordinances, smoking, including e-cigarettes, is wheelchair accessible. If you require further not permitted in all public areas at the Veterans accommodations, email [email protected]. Memorial Coliseum including the arena and

For more information about the venue visit: www.rosequarter.com/venue/veterans-memorial-coliseum/

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ALL ABOUT THE WFTDA

The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association—comprising 381 member leagues and 66 apprentice leagues— is the international governing body for the sport of women’s flat track roller derby and a membership organization for leagues to collaborate and network. The WFTDA sets standards for rules, seasons, safety, and determines guidelines for the international athletic competitions of member leagues.

The WFTDA is governed by a five-member, The WFTDA also has 8 full-time staff members: volunteer Board of Directors: ALASSIN SANE CASSIE HAYNES Detroit Derby Girls Executive Director President, Membership Oversight

AMY SPEARS LESLEY WACHSMANN Operations, Finance, and HR Manager Vice President, Games Oversight

F-BOMB SHELLI WIGGINS “TOSS’ER ASSOUT” Rose City Rollers Director, WFTDI Vice President, Marketing Oversight

EDUSKATING RITA JENNA CLOUGHLEY “MIA CULPRIT” NEO Roller Derby Marketing and Communications Manager Secretary, Juniors and Regulatory Photo: Danforth Johnson & Governance Oversight

MS. D’FIANT KAREN KUHN “BONES” Angel City Derby Girls Managing Director of Games Treasurer, IT and Insurance Oversight

DON MYNATT “THE PANTICHRIST” Officiating Education Director

ALISHA CAMPBELL Tournaments Director

ERICA VANSTONE “DOUBLE H” Director of Broadcast Operations

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FRI•SAT•SUN

N AT I NOEMER E R O N T A N L I London Rollergirls Hosted by the Rose City Rollers 1 GAME5 WFTDA.com/Champs PORTLAND, OR SATURDAY 10:00 AM 2 W S F P GAME 1 T I FRIDAY 2:00 PM D H A S 3 C N GAME 9 HAMPIO Arch Rival Roller Derby SATURDAY 6:30 PM Gotham Girls Roller Derby 1 Angel City Derby Girls GAME6 2 SATURDAY 12:00 PM GAME 2 FRIDAY 4:00 PM 3 CHAMPION Montréal Roller Derby GAME 12 Victorian Roller Derby League SUNDAY 6:00 PM 1 Minnesota RollerGirls GAME 7 2n PLACE 2 SATURDAY 2:00 PM GAME 3 FRIDAY 6:00 PM 3 PLACE 3 GAME10 Jacksonville RollerGirls SATURDAY 8:30 PM Rose City Rollers 1 h PLACE Texas Rollergirls GAME8 2 SATURDAY 4:00 PM Los am GAME 4 GAME 11 FRIDAY 8:00 PM SUNDAY 4:00 PM 3 Los am 10 Rat City Rollergirls

WFTDA Division 2 Championships D2 CHAMPION Brandywine Roller Derby 1ST PLACE WICHITA D2 GAME 1 FRIDAY 10:00 AM D2 2n PLACE 2ND PLACE LANSIN Charlottesville Derby Dames D2 GAME 4 Los D2 am 1 D2 3 PLACE Association SUNDAY 2:00 PM D2 GAME 3 SUNDAY 12:00 PM 1ST PLACE LANSIN Los D2 am 2 D2 GAME 2 FRIDAY 12:00 PM D2 h PLACE 2ND PLACE WICHITA Blue Ridge Rollergirls ALL GAMES ARE IN PACIFIC DAYLIGHT TIME ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, AND IN PACIFIC STANDARD TIME ON SUNDAY. FRI•SAT•SUN

N AT I NOEMER E R O N T A N L I London Rollergirls Hosted by the Rose City Rollers 1 Denver Roller Derby GAME5 WFTDA.com/Champs PORTLAND, OR SATURDAY 10:00 AM 2 W S F P GAME 1 T I FRIDAY 2:00 PM D H A S 3 C N GAME 9 HAMPIO Arch Rival Roller Derby SATURDAY 6:30 PM Gotham Girls Roller Derby 1 Angel City Derby Girls GAME6 2 SATURDAY 12:00 PM GAME 2 FRIDAY 4:00 PM 3 CHAMPION Montréal Roller Derby GAME 12 Victorian Roller Derby League SUNDAY 6:00 PM 1 Minnesota RollerGirls GAME 7 2n PLACE 2 SATURDAY 2:00 PM GAME 3 FRIDAY 6:00 PM 3 PLACE 3 GAME10 Jacksonville RollerGirls SATURDAY 8:30 PM Rose City Rollers 1 h PLACE Texas Rollergirls GAME8 2 SATURDAY 4:00 PM Los am GAME 4 GAME 11 FRIDAY 8:00 PM SUNDAY 4:00 PM 3 Los am 10 Rat City Rollergirls

WFTDA Division 2 Championships D2 CHAMPION Brandywine Roller Derby 1ST PLACE WICHITA D2 GAME 1 FRIDAY 10:00 AM D2 2n PLACE 2ND PLACE LANSIN Charlottesville Derby Dames D2 GAME 4 Los D2 am 1 D2 3 PLACE Calgary Roller Derby Association SUNDAY 2:00 PM D2 GAME 3 SUNDAY 12:00 PM 1ST PLACE LANSIN Los D2 am 2 D2 GAME 2 FRIDAY 12:00 PM D2 h PLACE 2ND PLACE WICHITA Blue Ridge Rollergirls ALL GAMES ARE IN PACIFIC DAYLIGHT TIME ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, AND IN PACIFIC STANDARD TIME ON SUNDAY.

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assistant coach head coach bench manager mel e. juana arkham fury A.j. kosonic KEEP IN TOUCH WITH THE WFTDA

The Playoffs and Championships may be the highlight of the WFTDA season, but we’ve got news to share with roller derby fans all season long!

• Stay up to date with all things WFTDA via WFTDA.com. Want to make sure you don’t miss an update? Subscribe to our RSS feeds or our newsletter. • Follow @WFTDAlive for live tweets of WFTDA.tv events and look for highlight clips on our YouTube channel. • Join the conversation on our social media communities. The WFTDA is on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and LinkedIn. Visit WFTDA.com/connect. • Tweeting or Instagramming about your adventures at the Champs? Use the hashtag #WFTDAChamps. • Want to “talk” to the announcers during the tournament? Tweet them at #Talk2WFTDA.

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THANK YOU FROM THE ROSE CITY ROLLERS

Rose City Rollers wants to give a giant thank you to Rocket Mean, Nami Bigos, Jodi Bon Jodi, Hell Vetica, Punch Rocker, Mad Science, Smack McCoy, Tommy Knockers, Tamara Nesbitt, Ill PresiDante, Stegoscorus, Agent Meow, Mike XVX, Kernel, Disco Funcussion, Gingeraffe, Voodoo Jinx, Layla Smackdown, Miami Vyse, Christy Vyse, Sharkey, Shelley Simmons, the Rose City Rollers Board of Directors, and all the Rose City skaters and volunteers!

FACTS ABOUT PORTLAND The Rose City Rollers are proud of our fair city. For many reasons. We have tried to capture some of the charm of our town with the following lists of accomplishments and fun facts.

• Portland was named by the flip of a coin. Had it landed on the other side, we would all live in Boston, Oregon.

• Portland is home to more strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the country.

• Matt Groening of Simpsons fame is from Portland. How many Simpsons character names can you see in the streets of Portland?

• Oaks Park (Home of Rose City Rollers) is known as the “Coney Island of the Northwest” (not sure by who) and is one of the oldest operating amusement parks in the country, opening in May of 1905. They also boast the oldest operating roller coaster on the West Coast!

• Portland is the only major US city to have a dormant volcano within city limits. Yup. We are that cool.

• And finally, you might see water fountains around the city on sidewalks. They are called Benson Bubblers and they were installed in front of pubs in ye olden times to keep people from drinking during work hours.

• Oh, and Portland, Oregon is currently the home of the WFTDA Hydra trophy.

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SATURDAY OPEN SCRIMMAGE AT THE HANGAR! November 5th at the Rose City Hangar

Rose City will be hosting 3 co-ed open scrimmages. Registration will be capped at 20 skaters per bench, so register now for your chance to skate at the infamous Hangar! $20 pre-registration or $30 on-siteOPEN registration SPACE Register and get all the info you need at: www.rosecityrollers.com/open-scrimmage

OFFICIALS AND PHOTOGRAPHERS! Want to contribute and practice your derby passion while visiting Portland? We would love to hear from you at: [email protected] CAPTAIN CO-CAPTAIN

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FRIDAY

Ankeny Alley Ankeny Alley is a true gem of Portland nightlife. This alley, closed off to cars SW Ankeny St between 2nd features multiples bars, clubs, and even a strip club. And Portland’s legendary and 3rd Ave doughnut slingers and Rose City Rollers’ beloved sponsor, Voodoo Doughnut, is just around the corner and open 24 hours for your fried doughy needs. Head 9 pm - 2 am down to Ankeny Alley after day 1 of the tournament and enjoy $2 Rolling Rocks Free, 21+ in the bars, all ages in the in all the bars as a skater or fan of the tournament! alley outside of designated areas

SATURDAY

Roll, Bounce @ Holocene After the action on the track rolls to a stop, join us at Holocene for the “Roll, 1001 SE Morrison Ave Bounce!” Dance to the jams of Nasty Tasha, Troubled Youth, Casual Aztec, and (503) 239-7639 Sappho. These lady selectors promise to keep the party going and make ya sweat! 9 pm - 2 am $5 GA/$3 for Champs skaters and fans, 21+

SUNDAY

Bossanova Ballroom It’s no secret that the flat track and the dance floor will be forever intertwined 722 East Burnside St in the hearts of skaters and fans. The afterparty has always been a great (503) 206-7630 moment of catharsis where the battles of the weekend have passed and enemies on the track and in the stands can finally be best friends, once again, 9 pm - 2 am on the dance floor. Free to skaters and volunteers/ $5 for anyone else, 21+ (tickets can And so, we invite you to join us on Sunday at 9 PM at the Bossanova Ballroom be purchased at RCR Merch Table for stiff drinks, tasty snacks and loud music served up all night long. Sharing and at the door). the DJ Booth will be Agent Meow (Rose City) and MisterSister (Sacred, Bay Area) spinning every hip-hop, electronic, and pop jam your dancing shoes and eardrums can take.

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