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BY DA:'\IELLE RABI!'\ munity has more bikers and pede tri­ Sw/1 Reporter ans than most suburban settings. annual The Delaware Department of The Metropolitan Planning TransportatiOn began road'' ork Organization m ewark propo ed the Monda: to mstall btcycle paths and idea that this ''as a good potential sidewalks on Paper :V1ill Road from location to install bicycle paths and Cle' eland A\ enue to Possum Park tdewalks. update Road. ''They wanted to have better and M1chele Ackles. manager of pub­ safer area for people to walk and ride lic relattons for DelDot. said there will their bikes." she said. not be se,·ere lane restnctions. Richard Ferrara. admini trative BY GRETA K:'IIAPP Stalf Reporter She said no roads ''ill be com­ a sistant for Greggo and Ferrara, said The uni,·erstt) ts workmg to pletely closed, but the; ''ill instead the firm was selected to do the con­ enhance music and art on campus. close one portion of the lane on either tracting for this project by an open bid­ embrace anisnc mvestments and ~ande side of the road. ding process. toward tmproYing practice and perform­ "There isn't really a place you can He said they put out their draw­ THE REVIEW 'Katie Gra.o;<;o ha' e construction wtthout causmg ing and speculations for the project, Construction to build sidewalks and bicycle paths is partially closing ance space for musicians. Pre~1dent Da\ 1d P. Roselle ~a;d m a -;peech some kmd of mconvenience," Ackles as well as the projected cost, and lanes on Paper Mill Road, Possum Park Road and Cleveland Avenue. Tuesday. said. DelDot selected them. The predommant traffic 'olumes The four and a half mile stretch of delays until he is within the university me," Rodgers said. '"It's just another Roselle addressed these reno\ anon~ arc m the early morning and late after­ land will have bicycle paths and side­ area in Newark. headache." and other recent proJect- undenaken b~ the uni\ ersit) dunng hts annual noon. Ackles sat d. and the) are making walks installed. He said he could not imagine the Ferrara aid it is inevitable that the ··Unt\ersit~ Update.. speech to the all attempts to a\oid trat1ic problems Ferrara said they will also "hot delays that will occur with another proJect will tmpinge on motori ts, but by hsocJatJon of a.m. to -l p.m. They expect to complete the proj­ tion. minimize the amount of problem . Retired Facult} at 1ts quanerl~ meetmg "We are avoidmg peak hours to ect by the end of November. "I ah·ead) budget myself a certain "It's a pretty simple project actu­ in Clay1on Hall. help traffic move more smoothly," she Sophomore Jeff Rodgers. a com­ amount of time for expected delays. ally." Ferrara said. ··It's not too com­ Roselle spoke about the current said. muter who resides in ew Castle, said and with the possibilit) of more traffic plicated. There ts JUSt a lot of land to plans for the construcuon of three donni­ tones de,Igned to replace Pencader resi­ Ackles said the uni,ersit) com- he does not experience hea\ y traffic occurring, this\\ til only be a burden to CO\ er and it has to be done.·· dence halls, the renovatiOn of an Earlv Learnmg Center otT of \\: ommg Road and the construction of the ~tamott hotel on Route ~96. scheduled to open in October. He also pointed to a fe\\ large. Iraqi prisoner abuse reports escalate ex pen 1\ e purchases and propo~ab mtended to support the art::.. He said the accomplishments of uni­ BY A:'IIDRE:W A:\lSLER not undermined but also to keep the homeland safe. officials noted a pattern of abuse m the Abu Ghmrb versity 'tudents are progres~l\ el) n'mg C opr Eduor "What happened in Iraq ·s prisons IS appalling prison as early as o\'ember 2003. each year, with the mcommg class of Just weeks after the public saw pictures of U.S. and must be addressed with far more urgency than The abuse included. but was not limited to. the 2008 ha\ 111!! the highest academic scores soldier in western Baghdad subjecting Iraqi prison­ the administration has demonstrated so far:· he said. sexual assault of an Iraqi detainee with a chemical vet. - A~ the academic cal­ ers to abuse and humiliatiOn for the first time. "It's the smgle most damaging act to our mterests in light stick or broomstick and the humiliatiOn of pns­ ;ber of students continues to mcrease. he numerous la'' makers are furious that they were not the region in the Ia t decade. and it w1ll negatively oners \\ ith demeanmg activities. said. 11 IS Important to prO\ ide nunuring told of the abuses earlier. affect our national securit)." Beth Anne Tupin, spokeswoman ~ r Amne t) facll1tie for thetr anisuc interesh. According to an article in "The ew Yorker" President George W. Bush and ational Security International, a worldwide human right watchdog .. The better the student is. the more magazine, a 53-page classtfied U.S. military report Adviser Condoleeza Rice both appeared on Arab organization, said the allegations are conststent with like!; the) are to do somethmg related to detailed several counts of pnsoner abuse at the Abu news networks Wednesday morning to reassure peo­ reports recei,·ed b) AI. the art , and 111 particular. do something Ghraib pnson in Iraq. Pictures confirming these alle­ ple in the Middle East that these actions are unac­ Since the beginning of the war. AI officials ha\e related to mus1c:· Roselle sa1d. ··and the gations'' ere also made public on CBS's "60 Minutes ceptable and will be addressed. received numerous reports of widespread pnson fact of the matter 1s our fact lilies are not If' on Apnl 28. "People in Iraq must understand that I view abuse by both U.S. and British forces in Iraq. adequate to handle them:· A more recent report made public by the those practices as abhorrent.'' Bush told the U.S.­ ''Until now, imestigation by either country has Roselle smd the creanon of the ne'' Associated Press \Vednesdav confirms that 14 inves­ sponsored Alhurra network. ··we're an open society. not been forthcommg."' she said. $42 mdhon Center for the Arts bt11ldmg. tigations of pnsoner abuse ·tn Iraq and Afghanistan, We're a society that is going to investigate, fully For this reason. she said. AI has called for an predicted to open in ~006. will cater to including those that have been ruled homicides. have investigate. in this case. "hat took place in that impartial international investigation, the re ults of the needs of both performmg mus1c1ans taken place smce late ovember. prison." which should be made public. and for those re pon­ and pract1c111g amateurs. The resulting political firestonn has many law­ Military officials ha\e outwardly condemned ible to be held accountable. De tgned to be built off of Orchard makers questioning the actions of military and gov­ the actions of the soldiers involved but ha\ e main­ Howe\ er, Cassella aid the actions of the se\ en Road. the center'' 1ll span 9~.000 square ernment officials. tained that they are the actions of a few and do not U.S. soldiers in que ·tion ha\ e been im e tigated feet and is expected to be large enough to Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld will testify reflect the actions of all men and women in the under the terms of Article 32 in the militar: code, hold the 310 member marchmg band, as today 111 a two-hour open hearing before the Senate armed forces. which is the equi\ alent of a grand jur: inve tigation. well as pronding 32 separate practice Armed Sen ice Committee. Army Lt. Col. James Ca sella. spokesman for Three of the investigations have been complet­ rooms. he said. Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr., D-Del., said in an the Pentagon, said the events are a tragic mis-state­ ed, and the deci ion has been made to go forward "Basically my 'tew of the Center interview Wednesday morning that bringing th ose ment of U.S. intentions in Iraq. with a court martial, two ha,·e been delayed, one IS for the Ans is it should be a place where responsible to justice is necessary. ''This is not representative in any way of our ongoing and one has been dropped. he said. Similar people can dCYelop the1r talent and peo­ "Accountability ts essential." he said. '·So the service members or the way we conduct our actions," investigations ha' e been launched to a ess the prac­ ple can showcase their talents ... Roselle question for me is what did Secretary Rumsfeld and he said. tices of the U.S. intelligence community and the said. others m the Pentagon know. when did they know it. The allegations of abuse date back to early training involved in interrogating prisoners. Funher ded1cauon to the arts wa and what dtd the\ do about it. January, Cassella said, when a soldier told his supe­ "We will get to the bottom of it, and we will find expressed, Roselle sa1d. through the uni­ '·If the ans\\~ers are unsatisfactory, resignations rior, '"I've seen something, I don't think it's right, out who is responsible:· Cassella said. ''It was our ,·ersity ·s recent purchase of a rare \ 10Im, should be sought." we need to fix it. plan all along to present the results and be as forth­ intended to be played b) mustc professor Biden. a ;anking member on the Senate Foreign "It was pre ented to the world on Jan. 16 when coming and transparent as possible'.,. Xiang Gao. Relations Committ;e, said that justice should be [the Pentagon] announced \\e had a problem." He sa1d the 'iolm. made b) leg­ sought not only to ensure that U.S. efforts in Iraq are There is evidence in the Pentagon's report that endary craftsman G.B. Cerutl and cost­ ing approximately 5290.000. \\ill sen·e as an inve tment. apprec1at111g m value over time. "The best wa) for you to k.JlO\\ that ,,.e made a good investment when we bought that -violin would be to hear Newark grants Virus threatens UD Xiang Gao pia) it." he said. Another addition to the uni' ersity is the completion of the $4.5 mtlhon reno­ BY BENJA-'\IlN A!'\DERSEN information technologies. stated in an vations to Mechanical Hall. he said, for­ News Features £daor e-mail message that the worm affects mally u ed for Army ROTC. and nO\\ a parking waiver The Sasser worm has infected all users because it slows down net­ prospective host site for the Paul R. more than 1,000 computers since it work speeds. Jones Collection of African-American BY SARA K. SATULLO parking. invaded the university computer net­ "Ali variants of the worm expose art, coming this fall. StolT Reporter The BB District Off-Street work Friday night. data stored on the computer to a num­ Roben Starf, UDARF chairman, The ewark Planning Parking Waiver Program stipulates Daniel Grim, executive director of ber of Internet criminals," she said. said member of the as ·ociatJOn, a Commission unanimously voted that the Planning Commission can Network and System Services, said the Users with the worm are vulnera­ retired faculty, have retained a vested Tuesday to grant Home Grown Cafe reduce or waive the requirement for worm was effective because it moves ble to sparn relaying, information theft interest in the affair on campus. a parking waiver, effectively setting off-street parking. so quickly. and identity theft, Foster said. He said the umversity ha faced a precedent for future procedures. In return, the city requires appli­ "The system that has it tries to "The computer is under control of many changes over the year . and he The restaurant will be allowed cants receiving a waiver to pay a fee contact hundreds of other systems," he the worm writers," she said. looked forward to Ro ·elte's annual to expand without adding 12 off­ that goes toward improving down­ said. Foster said the worm can dramati­ peech o he might be brought up to street parking paces in exchange for town parking. This new worm travels through cally slow down u ers' computers or peed with the uni\ersity' · pro pect . paying the city $7,500. Eric Aber, co-owner of Home network connections instead of e-mail even cause them to automatically "All of u have a deep connection Sasha Aber, co-owner of Home Grown Cafe, said he understands or Internet links, like other viruses that reboot. with the universtty even though we are Grown, said the former Home why the fee is required for the park­ have inundated the network, Grim Both the fast moving nature of the retired," he aid. "and it enables u to Grown Retatl pace was rezoned as a ing waiver. said. worm and the large number of users keep in touch wllh \\hat's going on." restaurant and i · now being renovat­ "Basically, we are putting more He said it is easily prevented by infected have been creating backups at Frank Dilloey, UDARF member and ed to expand eatmg. Another 36 of a tax on the city and they want downloading a patch from Microsoft's the Internet help centers, she said. retired philosophy profe · or, aid he \\a ~eats will be added to the current omething in return," he said. Web site. Grim said the university is recom­ gratified to hear the umver it) wa. takmg 100. Home Grown would have had 'The re olution to the problem ha mending that users delete the virus an active approach to supportmg the art . City law require one parking to pay the city more than S 10,000, a been know for some time," Grim said. from their own computers using the "The ans haYe been ver: strong spot for every three seat in a restau­ one-time payment based on the e ti­ "The problem is many people don't stinger program, which is download­ here, but we haven't really had the kmd rant. However, Home Grown Cafe mated cost Home Grown would have the patch.'' able from McCafee. offacilities we need to de, clop them," he requested a parking waiver smce the Susan foster, vice president of said. "Buying the violin wa a troke of majority of its patrons do not use the ee HOMEGROWN page AS geniu ." A2 • THE REVIEW • 7,2004 Secret surveillance increases

BY NICK NEBORAK The act also states that the goverrunent don't know how many of the ca es there StaJJ Reporter can obtain secret warrants by showing that have been or if any have been abused in any There has been an increase in secret a significant purpose of the search has to do way- we have no way to really know," he searches conducted around the country with intelligence-gathering or terrorism said. "The question here really isn't about under the PATRIOT Act over the past year related purposes, Corallo said. Before the abuse becau e we can't talk about abuse if according to a report released by the Justice change, the law required the government to we don't know the details." Department Sunday. show that intelligence gathering was the Attorney General John Ashcroft said in The earches are a result of more primary reason for the reque t. a press release from Justice Department aggres ive effort by the United States in its There is growing controversy sur­ Public Affairs that in order to keep the war against terrorism. rounding the enhanced liberties the intelli­ United States and its citizens safe. it is crit­ Mark Corallo, director of public affairs gence communities have received through ical the Justice Department use every legal BOMBS EXPLODE AS GREEKS ASS RE U.S. ON OLYMPIC for the Justice Department, said last year FISA and the PATRIOT Act. as many citi­ means to detect, deter and disrupt foreign SECURITY there were 1,727 applications sent to the zens feel it is a violation of their civil rights. terrorists and their activities. WASHINGTON - With Greece·h top law enforcement officral 111 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court for Ari Schwartz, associate director for "The department is deploying its legal Washington to calm jittery officials. three bombs went off in Athl!m electronic surveillance and physical search­ Democracy and Technology. a civil liberties resources to uncover and prevent terrorist Wednesday. heightening fears about ecurity preparation~ for the Olympic es. The searches have increased approxi­ group. said the main source of concern is attacks on Americans,'' he said. "We are Games that begin in 100 days. mately 80 percent from 200 I to 2003. there remain no oversight for the searche , acting judiciously and moving aggressively The bla ts out ide a police station coincided '' Hh the arri' al rn "Since Sept. II, we've had to consider­ and the secrecy surrounding the efforts by seeking increased surYeillance orders Washington of Greek Minister of Public Order George Voulgarakis for ably step up the pace because we are at shrouds whether they have been succes ful. from the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance meetings with enior U.S. officials. including ational S~cunty Ad' I\l!f global war with terrori ts," he said, "and "The courts look into it, but other than Court.'' Condoleezza Ri ce and Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge to di~cus~ unfortunately there are those here in that the information stays secret,'' he said, Corallo said he does not think the efforts to protect the games from terrori t attach. America who are associated with. speak "and no individual ca e information is e·ver department has stepped out of it bound­ Greek Premier Costas Caramanli~ called the attack on the police ~tatiun with and are sympathetic to and willing to released to the public, and that remains a aries in increasing urveillance because it i ··an isolated incident which doe not affect what~oever the safety of the assist terrorist organizations." big concern ... the law. OJ; mpic preparation." Searches can be done on a number of Schwartz said he does not know "The e efforts have been authorized b) The blasts ne\'ertheless shook ~orne of the budding confidence among people under the new requirements. such as whether the searches are necessary because federal court and over een by the Congre American official that the newly elected Greek go'\·emment would be foreigners, U.S. citizens or any individuals the courts never reveal the information, so of the United States,'' he said. "and not a able to en ure the afety of the games. that are suspected of being involved with the public does not have access to the truth. single instance of abuse has been pointed to No one was injured in the bombings. which came in the mid t of a any acts of terrorism toward the country. "We do think that it is not unquestion­ by Congress or .the courts and we report in recent string of terrorist attacks from Madrid to Riyadh. The searches, which have to be author­ able to say there are some cases where intel­ full on all the activities that take place." U.S. ecurity official said small- cale bombings by homegrown lefllst ized by the Foreign Intelligence ligence efforts should continue. but there Corallo said he feels the outcome of groups occur frequent!) and are not connected to international terron\t~ . Surveillance Court and federal judges, have should be no harm after a ca e ha been the searches have been mo ~ tly positive A warning wa deli,·ered to a local newspaper shortly before the bombs also increased because of the easing of stan­ closed to find out what kind of information because citizen have been safe for a while went off and the bombings occurred in the middle of the night, when the dards under the PATRIOT Act for intelli­ was involved,·· he aid. "Keeping it forev­ now, and with increased efforts it can only ri k of injury was low. gence gathering communitic . Corallo aid. er secret only serves to harm the credibility get better. The International Olympic Committee said Wednesda) that the bomb­ The PATRIOT Act. the terrori m-fight­ of the rest of the cases.'' "By the grace of God and the hard ing would not affect the game . but the forei~rn minister of Australia. ho,.,t ing legislation enacted by Congress after Schwartz said he was not sure if the work of the intelligence and law enforce­ ofthe 2000 summer games, said his government will re\ iew the existing the Sept. 11. 200 I terrorist attacks, allows searches were a violation of a citizen's ment officials, who are engaged in the threat asse ment. the Department of Justice through the rights but is certain that when it comes to defense against terrorism. we have not een The United States. Britain, Australia. Israel. France and pain' h:\\e Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act to the trust in the government, citizens will a major attack on United States' soil by for­ been working closely with the Greek government on security preparation~ warrant the use of more advanced fonns of always feel that their rights have been bro­ eign terrorists since Sept. 11," he aid. that along with construction of Olympic facilllie~ began later than expect­ wiretap and physical searching. he said, ken. "This is something we are very aggressive ed. The Greek are now rushing to complete preparation,., for the Aug. I 3 which were not able to be used before. " ow that the laws have weakened we about." games. N. KOREA ;\IISSILE REPORTEDLY COULD REACH U.S. BA ES SEOUL, South Korea - orth Korea is preparing to deploy a newly developed intermediate-range ballistic missile that ha~ a range sufficient to reach United States· bases in Guam and possibly Hav.ati. South Korean new papers reported earlier thi week. Candidates court Catholic vote orth Korea has been trying for years to develop ballrstrc m1s~iles that could reach the U.S .. but it has been ''idcl; assumed that such missiles were till in the developmental stage. BY .\tONICA SlMMO 'S has never been a presidential shortly before the 2000 election, interest group in the past 30 If confirmed, the reports would sugge t that :-lorth Korea has made Staff Reporter candidate who has shown agree­ she said 75 percent of Catholics years. more progre s than previously thought. an espeLially alarming de,elop­ A significant portion of the ment with the Catholic Church said bishops' views were an "They showed overwhelm­ ment given that the regime i. also pursuing nuclear technology. undecided votes in ovember's on every is ue." insignificant factor when ing support for George H. W. The reports cited unnamed South Korean offic1ab say mg that mtelli­ presidential election may be left While bishops strongly Catholics voted. Bush in '88," he said, "but then gence satellite had recently picked e\ idence of two nc\\ misstlc bases up to the Catholic community, a denounce candidates who are in "Catholics are much more turned right around and voted under construction in _ orth Korea. recent survey found. favor of abortion rights, Grey likely to agree with their fellow for President Clinton in '92 and Missiles and mobile launchmg pad~ ob. ened at the sites were said to Mark Grey, a research asso­ said, there is never pre.ssure on Americans than follow the '96.'' be of a design that did not resemble North Korea\ beller-knO\\n Rodong ciate for the Center for Applied Catholics to vote one way or decrees of bishops and the Eighty percent of Catholics missiles. Research in the Apostolate at another. Vatican," she said. voted for former President John The South Korean goyemment has been tn ing to nudge ~orth Korea Georgetown University, said ''These announcements are Pollsters also found 70 per­ F. Kennedy in 1960, but White into adopting more conciltatory posit!OilS tn- ongomg sC\-country !alb CARA's survey found that 41 not meant to alienate the candi­ cent of Catholics believe they said he expects the race to be over the development of nuclear weapons. Talh on economrc coopera­ percent of Catholics favor dates," he said, '·but just to serve do not have a religious obliga­ much closer this year. tion between the estranged Korcas opened Wednesda; in Pyongyang:. President George W. Bush while as a reminder to Catholics to tion to vote for candidates who "The main concern in 1960 Working level talks on the nuclear i sue are schedub.l for ne\.t week in 4 7 percent favor Sen. John remain loyal to the Church as oppose legal abortion, Ringuette was whether Kennedy was too Beijing. Keny. D-Mass. they prepare to vote." said. Catholic," he said. "Now many North Korea ·s new mis ile ba~es \\ere reportedly fiN dcteLted late last Keny is the first Catholic Michelle Ringuette. com­ She said 66 percent of people are questioning whether year and early this year and are now said to be 70 percent to 0 percent presidential candidate in 44 munication director for Catholics believe abortion Sen. Keny is Catholic enough." complete. years, since former President Catholics for a Free Choice. said should be legal. He said b01h Kennedy and One is located in Yangdok. 50 miles east of Pyong;ang. and the <'thet John F. Kennedy. her organization does not "There are a variety of fac­ Keny faced the Sembl). Yet nine months after Cambodia held national elections. the country remain without a functioning parliament. and the prime minister. Hun Sen. has been unable to assemble a ruling oalttion becau~e the three main political partie remain deadJocJ...ed in a squabble OYer their role\ 111 a future government. U.S. may detain immigrants Cambodian official!> and foreign diplomats said they could not predict when the parliament will convene . creating uncertainty about the tribunab and the raising of an estimated 60 million needed to finance them from BY SARA J. GRAHAM obtaining a VISA, he said. lower their bond. It is during this time that international donors. Staff Reporter Crystal Williams, senior director liaison they are detained under Operation U. . and Cambodian officials have continued to discus logi~tics for a A new policy, which aims to crack down for the American Immigration Lav.yers Compliance. . pecial tribunal. They decided that a theater in Phnom Penh \\ ould be con­ on illegal immigrant . states that immigrants Association, said Operation Compliance is Seven people have been detained in verted into a courthou e. and im estigator\. prosecutors. judges and other who are asked to leave the country be detained wlfair because it encompasses all immigration Denver so far, and some of them had initial court staff would operate from offices in the National Cultural Center. in jail after their hearing while they post bond cases, rather than detaining immigrants on a bond set as high as $50,000, she said. nder the agreement. the court would operate under Cambodian legal or seek appeals. case-by-case basis. Immigrant are frequently unable to pay these jurisdiction and with a majority of Cambodian JUdges. Operation Compliance is a federal policy The policy also uses more time and high bonds. Some human rights group~. howe,·er. ha\ e que,.,tioned the objecti\ iry currently being tested in Atlanta and Denver. investigators to arrest and send illegal immi­ An alternative to this procedure is to have and competence of Cambodian judges to try former Khmer Rouge lead­ This policy addresses the problem of grants who are waiting to pay their bond to bond re-detem1ination on site, where the ini­ er citing the fact that Hun Sen and other in the gm emment were them­ immigrants who become "absconders" by jail, she said. tial hearing is et, William said. This would sel~· e on~ce in the Khmer Rouge and could be tarred b\ the triab. moving into an illegal population and hiding "We have investigators in Dem·er and cut out a waiting period that would be pent in The panel would also include international jurists and decisions would from the law. Atlanta twiddling their fingers when they can jail. require the support of both Cambodian and foreign JUdges. Mark J. Miller, political science profes­ be doing more productive work." she said. Ira Mehlman, pokesman for the The agreement calls for the pro. ecution of senior leaders of the Khmer sor, said that many immigrants who seek asy­ Williams aid the new policy ignores the Federation for American Immigration Rouge. a communi 1 group that ruthlessly ruled Cambodra bet\\een 1975 lum are not granted refugee status but contin­ fact that the immigrants who appear at their Reform, said currently there is not enough and 1979 and wa blamed for the deaths of approximate!) I mtllion peo­ ue to stay in the United States and make up the hearing are trying to do the right thing and done to enforce immigration laws. and ple. large illegal population. will probably not become absconders. Operation Compliance could be important in The agreement does not name the su pecb, but Cambodian expem and "They find a way of circumventing our Not only is detainment wmeces ary in ensuring that illegal immigrant do not disap­ foreign official agree that fiye to 10 former Khmer Rouge leaders are laws," he said. most cases, she said, but it al o has grave con­ pear after being arrested. likely to be indicted. Detaining immigrants under the jurisdic­ sequences for many immigrant who have "We need to increa e the likelihood that The estimated S60 million expen e is to be divided between the United tion of Operation Compliance aims to reduce families and are trying to live in the United people will be detected and removed from the ations and Cambodia. With the Phnom Penh administration strapp.:d this. States. cmmtry,'' he aid. for money. though. officials aid both side would tum to foreign go,em­ This new policy may have a connection '·You're not just detaining someone, Williams and Mehlman agree this policy ments for support. to recent concerns about terrorism. you're taking a family's livelihood," she said. may create overcrowding in jails. "There's been a hardening of immigra­ The current policy states that a person is "When you have a choice benveen a con­ - compiled by Erin Burke from Washington Post and L.A. Times wire tion laws in the wake of 9/ 11 ,'' Miller said. detained after a judge announces the bond, victed rapist and a middle aged woman seek­ repor1.1 This has been seen in the decline of Williams said. ln many cases. an immigrant ing asylum," Williams said, "I know who I'd admission for refugees and new policies for charged with a crime will ask for the judge to want in that jail.'' Police Reports

ATTEMPTED BREAK-IN ON and they believe the assailant mated at $100. she said. and therL EAST CLEVELAND AVENUE may have been present then. are currently no suspects. An unknown person broke into She said police lifted finger­ a house on East Cleveland print from the hou ·e. but the BICYCLE RE:\10VED FRO 1 Avenue and subsequently ca e will remain inactive. LIBRARY PARKING LOT removed item between approxi­ An unknown person mately 9:15a.m. and 11:30 a.m. BROKEN WINDOW IN a bicycle from the Newark Tuesday. ewark Police said. SCHOOL LANE Public Library parking lot on Cpl. Tracy Simp on said both APARTMENT Library AYenue between~ appro\J­ of the back doors to the house An unknown person broke an mately 5:15 p.m. and 6 p.m were left unlocked, and the apartment window on Yale Drive Tuesday. Simpson -aid. intruder walked right into the in the School Lane Apartment The owner went mto the house. complex between approximately librar). she said. and when he One resident was upstair 5 p.m. April 30 and a.m. returned the bicycle wa gone. sleeping while the intruder was Tuesday, Simp on aid. Simp on said the bicycle d1d present, she said, and the other The apartment is currently not have a lock on it. returned home to find both doors unoccupied, she said. Becau e the man i over the to the hou e wide open. There were no rock or other age of 62, he aid, the crime FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY Stereo equipment and a televi­ projectiles found on the ground at become a felony in accordanLe sion were removed from the the scene, Simpson aid, and with tate law. Partly cloudy, house. Simpson said, and they are police are not ure what the Simp on aid the bicycle IS Partly cloudy, Mostly cloudy, valued at $1 .775. assailant used to break the win­ \alued at S50. highs around 70 Simpson aid the residents had dow. highs around 80 highs in the 50s a large party a few week ago. Damage to the window i e ti- - Srephanie Ander:.en - courtes:- af the Natwnal \~eat her Sen·ice :-.ht) 7. 2004 • THERE\ JEW • A3 ~------~~--~~~~~ Library extends hours Faculty

BY JE IE HELWIG v.ould be a costlv task.·· she sat d. "students \\ ho ha\ e Staff Reporter Student · tei1d to use the roommates \\ill ha1 e some­ The Morris Library library only for study purposes. " here else to go study.. instead Senate Commons will remain open 24 and there are other late-night of haYmg to stay 1n their donn hours a day during finals week tudy areas on campus. she rooms. to pro\ ide an additional late said. Scmor Brett Foley, ,,·ho night study area for students. Additional secunt\ would often studtes at \.1orns Librar). Sandra Mtllard, a sistant be a problem if the lib~ary was satd he \\tshcs the main hhrar~ holds director for library public sen­ kept open non-stop. ~1tllard would C.\tcnd its ~tudy hours ices. said the Commons will said. Finding security person­ abo. remain open from May 17 to nel to work late hour:-- ,,·ould be "I knOI\ other uniYcrstltes May 28. difficult. have 2-t-hour libranes," he The change tn schedule Secunty for the Commons satd. "I \\Ish the hbrar: here elections will on I) be a trial to sec if the area dunng ih 24-hour-pa-da) '' .ts that \\ ay. or the) should at latc-ntght hours can run tnal period ''ill be signi ticant­ least extend the hours a little smooth!) and without alterca­ ly mcrcased btt more than th..:: h,t\c." BY 'IEREDITH \TCCARTY tiOn. she ::.atd. .Millard ~aid she \\,,~ not l'nltke DclaiLHC. the \r,,/1 R•·r· .,, After rcquesb from the sure 1f the Luro Bistro snack l Ill\ crs1t) of \lar: land has Elecuons for the Ulll\ erst!) 's Del a\\ are C ndergraduatc bar will be extending lls hlHirs. dcndcd tn kc..:p <1 portton of Ih Faculty Senate were held Monda~ Student Congre s. Pro\Ost Dan HO\\ e1 er. \ endmg mach111es main ltbrar) open 24-hours a tor postttons for the 200-l-2005 aca­ Rich decided there 1va a need and restroom facilities ''ill he da) dunng the regular acudcm­ demic year. for more study areas during U\ ailable to latt.:-nil!ht studtcrs IC scm..:stcr. The positions up lor grab 11ere r finals. at all times. ~ Cind) Todd, coordinator prestdcnt. \tee president. member at "[Rtch] will make a deci­ Students '' ho . pt.:nd time of tnfornwtlllll sen tees ,Jt large and chairperson of the ston whether this change \\ill Ill the library satd they ''ere :\lar:- land'. \lcKcldm L1brary. Committee on Committees and become a pennanent late-ntght happy the Commons area s,ud latc-ntght hnurs ha\ c been l\ommattons. study place during finals after 11 ould remain open longer dur­ su.:ccssful The Facult) enate discussed Till I{L\ 11.!\\ Jc-s,lc'J Dunm~ thts trial penod." she said. ing finals. ..,, c ha\ e a lot or students issues such as grade inflation and Lihrar~ will Although there ha1 e been Junior Lisa Romano .... ud take ad\ ,mtagc of our latc­ The \lorris Commom area he open for ''a: s to slO\\ It down, rcm\·estigat­ requests to keep the enttre she takes ad\ antagc of the tllght sch..:dule," she satd student!. 2..J hours per day starting .:\Ia~ 17. as part of ing the purpose of the multicultural , library open 24 hours. tt ha · ltbrar) and the Commons un:u "\\'e ·, c tightened security and a trial of extended finals week hours. requtremcnt and an online academic ' been decided to keep the matn m between classes and feels a instullcd a l \ID card recogni­ apprO\ al foml for Fall em ester. • ' library operating as usual. change tn hours ol the tion s) stem so students. fucult: "\\'e hJ\ c a prnblcm ''t h ·r odd satd '' hilc many peo­ Carmmc Balascto, a biore­ · "It i a six-acre buildmg Commons would he h~ncti.:ial dnd statf urc safe ... 'tudcnts th.tt fall aslc~p hne... ple at the uni1 erst!) \\'ere skep­ sourcc~ engmeenng professor \\ ho 11 ith many nooks and cran­ for students '' ho li\ c m donns Todd s.tid \\ hilc the:v ha\ e she sa1d. "I found a sand\\ tch tkal at first. the lat<:-r11ght ''a elected chatn\ oman of the hours h,t\ c hct.:n a tremendous nie :· \Iillard said. 'To keep "When the Common~ stays to l. ... "There arc many dtfferent factors that come mto 111 Dcla11 arc. sa1d she sees many more women wtth of lwpelcssnc~'- .. she sJid The l 0<. \ '\1 ts re. ponsiblc for play. hut there ts plenty of information that suggests depressiOn than men at her practice. O\ erseemg the committee S) stem of the Facult\ S~nate The higl!e~t rcsponsibti.It) It has is to till p~1si­ ttons on all committees and get peo­ ple to run for senate-elected on·tces. Report says colleges she s~nd Comedian The l'llllllllittec also re' tel\ s racult~ SenJtC l.:llmlllittLes to make sure the) are functioning as mtcnd­ need more support ed and arc still n~cded entertains "This 11 1ll be lll) second term as chair of COC.\\.." BaiJsciO said. for instruction "COCAI'. has the responsibtlit) of malchmg the nght people with Scrounge somellmes sensltl\ e or demanding B\ SAR.\. J. <..R\.H,\:\1 sor ,md pre. tdcnt of the l Ill\ ersit) comrmttce asstgnments. \'<~/ R t.1f Del:!\\ arc's dJ,tpter uf the The chairperson of the BY SHA\ 'I,EAL The Amcncan Assoct.ttion 11" \Al P, ~atd the unt\ cr-.. It)\ capital Committee Is usually a member of St<~/1 Rt·p•ll"l<'r Cnt\ erstty Professlll'' released ,J und opcr,ltm_,! co'b functiL'n sepa­ the Facult\ ~cnJte Exccu.l\ e Laughter from the 52-member audi­ rcpm1 that Illustrates a natwnal nsc rutel\ \ luch of the mone1 im cstcd Commiltec ;nd a 'otmg member of ence roared through the Scrounge Tuesday in tuition costs and lack offinanc1al 111 capit::ll costs h,\S come. :i·om lllll­ the ..,cnatc. she said. mght as comedian Mike Birb1glta talked suppon ti1r instJuction memory.," the uni\ er itv. said, "it went down ... the uni1er~tt):· she satd. "It ''ill. include recommenda­ they thought he' d be good for the Birbiglia satd. "My JOkes are like m) scrap­ Coffeehou e Series ... Flower said capital costs Flower satd tllll\ ersJttcs tions regardmg 11 hat kind of pro­ book " im est 111 expandtng. facilities tor natJOil\\ ide must do sc1 era I thmgs gram. if an). IS appropriate for UD.'' Sophomore Jerry Hindman said he He said comedy has presented hun 1nth attends the Coffeehouse Series e' ery students. The costs or ne\\ tech­ to manage the costs of cducatH~g she said. unrque opportunities Tuesday. noiOLT\ and hardware. as well as students and compen~al1ng facult;.. "Comed\ has taken me all oYer the '·I thought that e\erything was funn;," conf~;,ning to go1·emment regula­ \ l'L)mbinatiOn of more sti.lte world.'' B1rbiglia sa1d. ''1'1 c expenenced so he said. "It's hard to choose which was my tions concernmg em Ironmental fundmg and public ~uppot1 of edu­ manv different thmgs that I normally favorite part." issues 111 chemtstry labs. all cost cation. she said. and less imest­ \\ ouidn 't have been able to. It's a good Birbiglia said he enjoyed the crowd's uni 1 erslt ies mone\. mcnt m capital costs should keep time." enthusia m . Lmda Bucher. nursmg profcs- this trend from contmuing. A4. I Hf. RE \IE\\ • ~b) 7. 200-l licants face more wait -listing

ll'l BE .J nil\.\ \DER~E\ been accepted to mher school . The unil'er it) ha recei\ ed 3.480 n u: \II co-.;\, n According to the College Board's acceptances to fill a cia s of approximately f ''I ·r\ f,/J Annual Sun cy of Colleges, the number of 3,400. he said. Gr '' 11 ~ umhers of college <~pp!tcan ts students bemg wan-listed has increased from "We don't have pace for all the appli­ :1 ' tn0mnllll_ JlllliC pubftc uni\CJ'~tties tO 133,522 111 the 2002 to 2003 school year to cants who apply," Hirsh said. releg tc qu,t! ftcd ... wdenh to waiting ltsts. 144.163 in 2003 to 2004. He said student could get chosen from Dreal :\t ..tbout 5 percent." ht. satd. "that said, ''but shape a cia ·· This year's presidential election might be the mo t tlans!Jtco; mtP bout 100 collcl!cs." waiting list do not Bob Spatig. semor associate director of The !. nt\tr-'lt\ of Gco~l!ia and the important in a lifetime, State Treasure Jack ~Iarke ll admissions for the University of Georgia, told a College Democrats meeting on campus Tue da). { ni\Cf.ll\ o Oklahuma. \lhtch ha\c tradi­ have a sense of ·aid the college began using a wait Ii t this tiOnal!) I~Jt h d \\,Jitmg !tsts. ha\e recently year to limit the number of students it dded them. I·c s.u I. accomplishment or admits. Ha,, ~ n "1 d rc carch h<~s sho\\'n stu­ More students accepted applications last lent" ., H on 'l one nut u ft\L Lhancc of defeat. They are just year than the school was prepared for, he being .!Lceptt.llrom a \\ alling !i-,t. State treasurer said. Students acceptmg admis ion to the fh..:r.; 1s n lt a !!reat chance of 1!Ctttn!! strung out." univer ity ''as up 6 percent O\'er the previ­ 111. ·he 'a1d tt1dct~b on a ''aitml! lt~t do ous ) ear. I'Ot h 1\ ts..: ot aCCl1111plt,hmcnt or - Dm·id Hall'kins. The ~chool 11 as forced to create a wait­ ctc.. t 1 he l"'' strung l>Ut. direcror ofpublic affairs ing list, Spatig aid, because the uni1 crsity visits campus \ a re u t of more p..:ople bemg \\ att­ wa facing O\'ercrowding. j(Jr 1hc Na1ional Associmion ltstcd. cnio'" 1re sendmg out more applica­ Many public schools use waiting lists to B' ~HILOH A'\DRLS .. , actuJII~ named '\extel." he !toll'-' to more sLIWLlls, H important to man~ people 111 guest speak.er. most compcttti\·e the uni\ ersity has admit­ wait list." Dela,,·are. he satd. po..;ltton. hc ,Ill. c~p..:eta!l) 1f they ha1·e not ted. "\\e like to ha\e :\1arkell '·The camput!,-'11 is gomg to be come heGluse he 1s J 't:f) Impor­ tidiculousl) close:· 7\larkell satd. tant person Ill the state of "because tt's dtflicult to get people Del;:m are." he smd. "He i~• thought out there to \Otc.'' to be one of the top up-and-coming He satd he ,,·as surpnscd Dt.:mocrats Ill \mcrica ... when a sntdcnt pomted out there t:lltL r Scott Trt.:ml sa1d il ·ons at high risk for diabetes would be more Republicans than ,Jlthou_;h he is not o!TictJil) a Democrats prescm at Pohticall; mcmhcr ofthe College Democrat. . Incorrect. an open dtscusston he en_1o_1 s ,lttendmg meeungs and at risk and encourage them to lose weight 43,000 Delawareans ha\e diabetes, and the forum for uni\ er~ll)- polttleal \\ants to st:J! im L'h cd. ~ t. Rq rru throu1!h diet and exercise," she said, "and state ranks II th in the country in prevalence groups offering free pizza. ·rm a husmess maJOr so r ort'- llll' ·ml ton \mencans have pre- with those measures to prevent or delay type of diabete ca e . "More Republicans 1mght that\ '' h\ I ''as mterested to hear tabcte~ • .J cot.dttlon that mcreascs a pcr­ 2 diabetes." " Diabetes is a growing epidemic ntm out at your p1zza pa~. huttt's the tate -treasurer speak hllllght," '1\Jn·, 1isk of de\clop!lll,! type 2 dmbetes. Or. Saul Genuth. who led the study in nationwide,'' she aid. "The reason is often not because the: arc better on the he o;:11d "Pith. he h:.ts a lot uf expe­ teart dt~'".l" .md stroke. the U.S. NO\·ember 2003. said the 10-milligram dif­ related to obesity. lack of physical activity is ues,'' he satd. ..The: come nence '' Llrkmg at l omcast and OL'partrncnt of Health and Human Services ference added 20 million pre-diabetics to the and a poor diet" because the; are orgamzed." '\cxtel." nnounccd List Thursda\. population. He said the study is a wake-up Delaware is acti,·ely trying to curb the :VIarkell satd he thmks it i ter­ Treml said he thlllll!ht the dtf­ fh 1 l"ll l r of p;·c-di.1betics doubled call for those ''hose health is in danger. number of diabetics through education and rible that Delaware has on!; 12 fcrences in the numhe; of repn.:­ ~ l( to ne\\ ~tl'dcltnes established by the "Cardio,·ascular heath has depreciated nutritional and exercise classes, she said. Democratic representall\ es com­ sentatiws from the Oela\\'are par­ A" er c. '1 Dt ~~'e · AsSL'Ctatton. and more people arc at risk,'' he said. "We Delaware also has library resource centers pared to 29 Republtcan reprcsema­ lies• ''as mteresting. e'peciall) ' Joan Ch n.bcrlam. spokes\\ oman for have a huge public health crisis." with more than 50 publications about con­ ti\ es, who are running most!) -.mce man; elected ollicials. 'uch 11~ , mpt peopk to make pcr­ Jill Rogers. chtef of chronic disease pre­ gling," she said. '·Even helping a small per­ where he sen ed as scm or \ICC hell\ ... he said ...and \ ou need to wnent l1fe I\ lc c hanllcs ' cntion for the Delaware Division of Public centage would be great. We need to prevent president for corporate de\ clop­ reali) care ah,mt \\hat-happen~." "\\c hope h1 catch more people \\'ho arc Health. said a 2002 survey indicated that type 2 diabetes. c pecially in children.'' ment.

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Public college~ arc creating perpetuate a C\cle of students waiting Ji-,p., at an increasing sending out mo~c applications to rate. due to raptdly growmg more schools. number~ of applicants. In the e1·ent of accepted stu­ The ational A-,,octation for dent' choosing not to attend a College parttcular ~limi~sion <;('llQ(J] I \1 ~Ill·

\1 l \ vv------\ \ .1 e""ls~.: of he pt. to h011 m.n~ ru tu .mel dcnh ar-. \llihr._ I I r II let t: -.h)( 'ht 1' do •'y .u rutor co\\e~e.. on hold'' lule th~\ '' 1 1 tc l}t.u 1 tr~ tc ,,t •he h 1 lobe f,ur, the ~t> l'~ 110 lllllr t.r I I JX '•r'.: should bl' .I Wink w ,, m. I , , tr.tdl pi 1 1b'e 'L e s c• ho11 man) C;;.~~ tionally ctn 1\) l.!.I.!U~; prad c. ~t.Jdcnt: wuld Dl l.:t tn pubhc school<. .1 1 pc n ru~d lh ~ pr.11.. 'ICC ~ ,1\..CCpt.lble a' to .1dopt ,t .1. 11-.ll f ~ t'g r .. c lun.; 1t 1 u''-d \\ llh the 'Ill­ apphcauon' e1ery )e,lf, ~..r nl dent .ntcrcst m rund .t'1d 'lot j•. .... If created \laltmg h~t, 11hk!l 111ll as " re,e,trch tool 'lt~...... Military draft uncertain, but scary prospect

can imagine. Howe1 er. there are current!) pre". Det:11b .1bout the plan ... \\ere not bill~ in the House and Scn.tte propo\lng inc! udeLl. bur Paul \\olllm itt \\,1' quokd Joey Cardella exactly this. The title of the bill a' po ... ted a' 'a) ing 111 rcfercnc·e to the dr.1ft. "\\'e on Congress's 'Web \lie rca(!\. "To prcn Jdc necLl thi .... and \\c're gotng to get 1l .. Guest Columnist for the common defense b) requ1ring that Rum.., field j.., on reLord '·') ing he \\on"t all ) OLmg per,ons Ill the United State">. ·''"- Congrc's to .nnhorize the dratt. but includ1ng women. perform a period of mil­ that ~houldn"t com.: a .t ~uiprhe If t'le One of the mo t up. etting things in itary sen icc or .1 period ot c'll ili.tn sen rce adnlltll~tratt!.'n formal!) .tcknO\\ 'eligcd this day and age. is the incredible amount in furtherance of the na11on,t1 def~·nse and their pl:m' for .l drat I it 1\ould..., ' '·,c l of apath) among us young adults. We sim­ homeland sccurit). and for other purpo'­ ~uicid.:. E~pcu.t ly in .111 ck~..r '''1 !- c.u ply don't care abou t much that happens e~ ... In the p<.ht. people h.11 e 'o u~ht tu around us tf 11 doesn't affect us dtrectl} :11 l•id the dral by going to C.u da or One parttcular example I feel applie ... to enrolling 111 .1 Utli'.Crslt). nfonunatel). this. i, the current 1\ar in Iraq. In .\larch thh t1mc .nound. nenher of thc ... e w 111 b,• 200.3. mo't of the country seemed pretty While the draft may opt ion C r o~' tng the bnr der to C ,ma,IJ :!ung ho about going to \\'If \\ ith Iraq. h.t, hcen '1l.1dc much more d,ft,cult 'll1cc .1ftcr b~..·ing ted lie after lie b) Bu'h and hi' not come back, are 9 II •. nd exempt iL'll from the draft tor lronJc<; 11 \\',1\htngton. Lie' -;uch "' the tiH"e ,tttcnd '1.! coll.:gc h.l, been don Ll 1111' ef Ir.tq'-. pos,es .. ion of \\'\10.... the you willing to take a ·'",) \\ uh Ol'C at ~.. tt \ sec I' J ur t 1r h. cl.um ·" c kill'\\ \\ hcrc the;. arc... the chance ;vith this tlw e \\ho o uiJn't .lf'\,rJ ~.o:.ef.e cl,um that Ir.14 could l.tdnd1 .Ill att.lck uu r\ 1 'l tl1 <.cr: mly dc:>c n': I 'o"- 1er. the United Statt:' "in .ts lillie ,,, -15 mtn­ administration .tppd z np \\I. c n )fk c f lhr ~.;nsJrt: utes ... et cetera. \\'c now kno\\ tht>se \\ere th. t .1 Llr<.~ft ''til "c r.:rntrodul~o:d . (the m.tlll bawd on little. none or fault;. c1 idcncl.' again? re::hon m<>SI notabl) bc1ng the polJti~o·al compiled b) certain war ha11 "-'· effe.:h for tht' adminJ,tr::ttton. or ,In) I don't kmm hOI\ mo't of you tell s. tion,. \\'ould our generation cont1nue 'ccmed ltke 11 \\ ouldn "t be much of a fight Tht~ btl! doc,n't mentton a Llratt for be1ng apathetiC nr \\ oulli "'methmg like for u.., at all. being that ''e supposedly had thl.' \\ ar 1n lra4 though So \\ hy are people thi' 'rarh 'omc a<: II\ l m among ... t U'! on,· th~.. mo..,t technologtcally ad1 anced mili­ worned about the Jraft bc111g brought question it 'houlLl rai-.e pcrt.1in' to the 2.1 P\,.;1 II tary in the world. Not onl) did 11e ..,et:m to back."! For 'tarter'· the 20(1() loc.d .tnd upcnm111g elcctitr.­ twice about going to \\ar because it didn't The people 11 ho sit at the'e board' dtC thc tton again' If Bthh get... clcctl.'d to 'e'-" E-m..til: 'I< gg(a U'l.... . •dt direct!) affect them. We had ~o man) one~ 11hn dct.idl' 11h1ch )Ol1ng men (and ond term. there·, no ,ll,pplllg hn11 .llld hi American.., "ho 1 olunteered for military 11ll\\ \\Omen) get Jrattcd. 11 lw geh admtnt,trattnn rn 11h:Hc\er they \\ant :o The Opini0P f:dnn p t)r t'U 1! d bate 'enice alr·ead). that \\e dtdn"t IHI\e to deferred. \\ ho geb e\empted from sen tce. do. bceaLhe the) 1\0ttldn"t h,!IC to 1\0rry about another reelection 111 four) car,. ,,nd dt '"us 111 T _ R 'i \ e 1 1 lr 11ts naders worry .!bout an; of U\ ha1 ing to fight our­ et cetera. In addition to the'e po"rion.., looktng to be filled. Bu~h has gr1en the If anyone ha~ c1 idcnce 'uggc ... ung fonclllttattnn pllT'f ., till.. td... J r, .1c clephonc num- schcs. Select i 1 e Sen ice S) stem an e\tra ~2 that all of tht"> b a load of bull. we'd :.~11 beJ wit .111 k ter,. !1 '" 1 '1.U "t 1 I r cr.·. the ··tght to t>dit all But what if things \\ere different") million. nearly doubling ih budget. That·, lme to hear it. It 'd be 'ery rca"Uitn!! :-.ubmt>.,iom. Letkr'> and'- J1t..rnrh .:pr '-t''lt t 1e 1dea" and lx:hcf:-. of What if there was a draft nowaday'· just like in Vietnam? Would people's 1 it:\\ a lot of mone) to put towarLl 'omething kno\\ ing the fat cat"> 111 \\'a-.hmgton actu.11- the au.thors and ~hould not t"'>e taken .1 rcprese tall\ c of The of the 1\ar change? \\'ould people\ 'iev, that"~ not going to u-.e it for anything. On !) aren't OK 1\llh sending u' nl to die 111 Review. Alllette ·~ ~wt e the propert) vi TI1e Rc\ iC\\ and ma'v be of Bush and his administration change? the SSS Web sttt:. part of their perform­ Bush·.., per,on.ll \\,lr \\'ith the number of published m p1111 or electrunll fonns My guess is yes. ance plan mclulies ha1111g almo\1 all of Amentan death' 111 lraq now 11ell tnto the But c'mon ... there's no way they'd their facilitJC'> up and runnrng b) June 15. ~oo '(more military ca,ualll<'' than all th<' bring back the draft. That's just ridiculous. 2005. ~ear' ... mcc the end of Vietnam!. the con­ I think that's the way most of us feel when 1 ot only does this not look good . but stant eruptions uf \ 10lence among Iraq1 the s ubject of the draft is brought up. to make things worse. in a recent poll con­ Cl\ iltan~ and rebel group,. and no dcfinrtc Advertising Policy for Classified Well. if you dig this administration ducted by the Pentagon-funded S t ar~ and militar) plan that ha' been brought to ltght and Display Ads: and are thrilled with all the wondrou Stripe~ newspaper. up to -19 percent of besides Bush·, plan to '"sta) the course ... I things they've done for this country (note troop in the re erves do not plan to re­ think that \varrant. enough for u' to be extreme sense of sarcasm) you may be e nl ist next year. These troops ha\e concerned about. The Review reserves the right to refuse any ads that happy to knO\\ of the next great th ing they alread y fulfilled the required duty of theirs I hope \orne of \\ h,ll ·~ ,tated here ha1·e planned for us. Can you g ue s what it as members of the resen es. and nov. the prompts ) ou to check mto ' omc of v. h:ll are of an improper or inappropriate time, place and . ') IS. government is delaying their return home l"\e said. and I hope )Ou'll ,ee u·, not u't manner. The ideas and opinions of advertisements Word ha it they want to bring back due to their own faulty planning for post­ lefti t propaganda. No matter '"here ) ou appearing in this publication are not necessarily those the draft. But that's not all. They also want war e ve nts. It's understandable half of tand politicall y. never !>lop asking que<.,­ of the Review staff or the university. Questions. com­ to make it mandatory for all Americans them don't want to return. tions. ments or input may be directed to the advertising between the ages of I 8 and 26 to perform Good 'ole Rummy and Paul a two-year period of military service. That Wolfowitz have also been trying to pu h Joey Cardella is a ~uest co/muni.lt for The department at The Review. would suck for us g uys. huh? Oh ... and the reinstitutio n of the draft. evidence of Re1·ie11". Send comments to you girls too. uch which was produced from White [email protected]. This must sound pretty ridiculous, I House memos that had been leaked to the

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to guard the asylum. l ' m no legal scholar. but could you imagine the K.W. East Scalia, however, doesn 't see how his friendship public outcry if Michael Jackson im·ited the judge and hunting trip with Cheney could possibly be a ruling on his case on a weekend trip to his everland conflict of interest. This, coming from one of the few Ranch? Where is My Mind? judges who represent the highest law of the land. the Shouldn't the fact that this duck hunt has been interpreters of our Constitution. noted in every major news ource over the pa t few What's even more frightening is Scalia's off­ months say something? Even if Scalia firm!) In yet another story that, sadly. I had to find out hand dismissal of anyone who suggests this might believe he can remain completely objective, doe n·t about on foreign news sites months before it started represent a conflicted interest. He isn't even taking the media's perception of what' going on call hi~ popping up in American newspapers, Supreme Court the accusations seriously. Check out what he told judgment into question enough for him to tep down Justice Antonin Scalia and Vice President Dick reporters at Amherst College: from this case? After all, there are eight other jus­ Cheney became involved in a bit of a flap. due to ··It did not involve a lawsuit against Dick tices whose judgment isn't being called into ques­ their life-long friendship and love of duck hunting. Cheney as a private individual,'' Scalia has said. tion. You see. in January. Scalia and Cheney took a ''This was a government issue. It's acceptable prac­ It is unfortunate that thi ort of beha,·ior from government jet out to Loutsiana to do a little duck tice to socialize with executive branch officials when our highest public officials hasn't created more of a hunting, courtesy of Wallace Carline. a company there are not personal claims against them. That's all scandal. Apparently Cheney and Scalia aren't high­ with oil interests. I'm going to say for now. Quack. quack.'' profile enough celebritie for Americans to care But there is something a bit more disturbing Quack, quack? about the outcome of this trial. besides the fact that Scalia and Cheney enjoy blow­ Besides drawing Scalia's sanity into question. ln a further sign of calia 's disregard and flip­ ing animals out of the sky for fun while drunk. thi statement belittles the fact that the possibility of pancy regarding this issue, he felt the need to dtscuss The really disturbing thing is that Scalia is cur­ Scalia being swayed is a legitimate concern. What hO\\ the hunting went with the Los Angeles Times: rently presiding over a Supreme Court case that does it mean when one of our most powerful judges "The du~.:k hunting was lousy. Our host said that Cheney is involved in. won't even consider the other side of the story? in 35 year of duck hunting on th1s lea e, he had Less than a month prior to the trip, Scalia Supreme Court justices have to recuse them­ ne\·er seen so few duck ... he \\Tote. "I did com.: agreed to hear a case brought by the Sierra Club and selves from cases, they cannot be dismissed. The last back with a few ducks. \\ hich tasted swell." Judicial Watch that claims Cheney may have been time he did so was last fall after admitting he could I hope you enjoy, Mr. calia. Try not to choke. influenced by his friends in the energy business not remain impartial in a case challenging the phrase when implementing his task force on energy policy. "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. K. W East sri!I enioys playing "Duck Hun/ " on lm The thinking is that allowing Cheney (a former So Scalia doesn't agree that he might be unduly original .Vintendo system. He is also the ediror 111 head of oil leviathan Halliburton whose friends pressured to rule in favor of one of his buddies. chief for The RevieH. Send commenrs tn include Enron chief Ken Lay) to create a task force Shouldn't this be a case where erring on the side of hrf!c ude/.edu. Quack. quad. TilE RE\'IEW Dan LISO\\ ski on energy would be like getting one of the inmates caution is justified? Sound bites erase substance from politics

Dodge Ram commercials than political hopeful John Kerry's uncanny ability to their need. the selecting a pres1dent. Andrew Amsler statements and short. catchy phrases are fudge a sound bite may cost him the A second force at work is the people Media officmb cater to an aud1enc.: all part of the '·new" face of politics. election. Kerry's few chances who create the political atmosphere: the who expect less. \\ hich is inevitabl) But where has the ubstance gone'1 to make his case for election have been politicians themselves. catered to by politicmn,; who opt for J. Reality Bites The truth is: there is no substance reduced to questions about what he did Bush, like most incumbents. has sound btte and a\ otd any "real" sub­ any longer! Although numerous individ­ with his service medals after returning a\·oided every opportunity to elaborate stance. uals have taken the initiati\e to open the from the Vietnam conflict, not how or on his plan for the future. Even when the As the pattence for polttics dimin­ Like many other things in life. pres­ avenues of political commentary, few when he would tum over power to Iraqis. media seems to be extrapolating for him. ishes among Amencan citizens. these idential politics has developed a main­ have succeeded and Americans are still Furthermore, his words are often edited especially in recent months. Bu h has sound bttes will get shorter and politJ­ stream attitude. left hanging. to include only his answers to similar shied awa) from any long-winded ctans will say le. s. But tf this ts permit­ No longer do presidenltal candi­ In the end, most citizens make their non-issues. remarks. ted to contmue at the same rate as in dates pay attention to eloquence or thor­ voting decisions having seen or heard The amazing impact of these cir­ Kerry's campaign crew also favors recent years. Americans might as well oughness when making their case to the each candidate for no more than a few cumstances is the fault of no particular keeping it short and simple. Given the flip a coin to decide their president-elect. public. seconds at a time. The resulting political person or group. Rather, it represents a right opportunity, Kerry will stop at As the average IQ of the American The days of motivational speakers shallowness is detrimental and extreme­ downward trend in presidential politics nothing to interject a series of catch president has diminished and bureaucrat­ like John F. Kennedy and Franklin ly troubling. at the hand of all in America. plu·ases in an interview. ic politics increasingly play a major role Delano Roosevelt are gone. Instead, Contrary to popular belief, however. Similar to the producers of TV While not necessarily that good at in decision-making. It ts necessary tL) each presidential hopeful earches long this is not a partisan issue. shows that Americans covet like the Real it, Kerry is simply contributing to the move beyond the sound bite. To make and hard for the perfect sound bite, a few President George W. Bush has con­ World and Survivor. the media that mess that has become a presidential elec­ politics more accountable and \ 1ablc. seconds of speaking at most with little or sistently been limited to a sound bite or report on presidential politics favor sim­ tion year. pre idential candidates must be both no substance. two, whether with regard to his military ple drama, no matter how irrele\·ant. In addition, the American public in afforded and take advantage of the ln tead of being presented with con­ sen ice record or the war in Iraq. over all else. For this reason. they are the general has fueled the elimination of opportunit) to speak wtth substance. cise plans for action and innovative Catching Bush saying something stupid, single greatest deterrent to the presence sub tantive politic from all walks of ideals to change the face of America, the regardless of the context in which it was of intellect in the political atmosphere. life. Begging for simple drama and strik­ AndreH Amsler is u copy ediror jiJr Tht! public is merely spoon-fed a taste of said. seems like a fun game of tag for The unending quest for action and ing action, people pay attention only to Re1·ie11. Send comme111s 111 what each candidate has to say and left to members of the media. scandal has largely left many members the most simplistic forms of media. acamsler·a.ude/.edu. figure out the rest. Likewise, many Democrats have of the media unsatisfied, so they create TogetRer, these three influences are Television ads that seem more like expressed concerns that presidential such things by editing sound bites to a deadly combination when it comes to

• Freedoms of religion and speech collide lll Utah

A being reflected in the government. Only this time, they skewed population is a result of migration to the state They cannot expect to fully exercise their con:-n­ Erin Biles federal have gone too far. that occurred more than one century ago. tutional rights and create the foundation of a state on judge 111 Alan Sulli\'an, attorney for the Church of Latter­ In 1847, Mormon pioneers, led by Brigham them. and then re trict the rights of others simply Utah sided day Saints. said in an Associated Press release, 'The Young, migrated to Utah. fleeing persecution from because they do not foliO\\ their O\\n reltgton. The with the church wants the plaza to be an oasis of peace and Chri tian Restorationists. They had fled to many other street is a public domain. and people should be able to In The Head. Mormon beauty in the midst of our bus) cit). a place that every­ areas before Utah, ultimately facing extreme discrimi­ peacefully act anyway they please. Church one can enjoy." nation. In the Associated Press release, the ACLU said it Monday. allowing the church to restrict speech on Do you know what I, and most other U.S. citi­ Utah became their anctuary. and they were able would appeal the case to the I Oth U.S. Circuit Court of propetty they own on Main Street in Salt Lake City. zens, enjoy? The peace of U.S. democracy and the to practice their relig10n freely. Appeals in Denver, Colo. The church acquired the land, on which a plaza beauty of free speech in public places. They fully exercised the First Amendment right of From a religious group of people who liberally was built, in a swap with the city for more than S4 mil­ The First Amendment prohibits the government freedom of religion to practice Mormonism without utilize their First An1endment rights everyday, th1~ lion and land located el ewhere. from establishing an official or prefened state religion any further persecution. and continue to do so today. decision to limit others cannot tand. The lawsuit was brought forth by the American and enforces the separation of church and state. And now, year after they settled, they are trying to Civil Liberties Union, and U.S. District Judge Dale Those distinctions are being completely ignored restrict the constitutional right of freedom of speech. Erin Biles is a managing nell's edirorjor The Re1·ie\\: Kimball, who outwardly promotes the Church of Jesus by this ruling. The state government's decision to This act is inconceivably hypocritical. Send comments lo ebiles@_ udel.edu. Christ of Latter-day Saints. dismissed their claim that allow the church to restrict speech on the street, which r f restricted speech on the street violates the First is public property, is not an equal separation between f Amendment. church and state. l This decision is a complete outrage. By being able The plaza in question is a pedestrian sanctumy, to limit free speech on that section of the street, church featuring a reflecting pond. benches and religious stat­ .. _ officials can use their discretion in enforcing this poli­ ues. It is understandable that church officials would fL ~1 cy, such as banning the distribution of anti-Mormon like to limit anti-Mormon actions in this place, which literature, on the site. is private property, but to limit a First Amendment When city and church officials signed the deed to right on a city street is ridiculous. the land, they clarified that whi le it would be open to It was recognized in court that the section of Main the public, it would not be an open forum for free Street in question has been utilized by the Monnon speech. Land included in this property is the street Church to pa s out Monnon literature, and the city has sidewalk, customarily considered to be public proper­ recognized it as a public forum for more than I 05 ty. years. Utah governmental officials are known to be It is no mystery that, like its state government, some of the most conservative in the country, and the Utah's population primarily consists of followers of majority of them are Mormon. the Church of Latter-day Saints. In fact approximate­ Obviously, the strict traditions of Mormonism are ly three out of every four residents is Mmmon. This

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Study shows media's ern portrayal of male bodies negatively affects men

BY CAR 0'\ \\At KER St.II/R I Thev are e\·ervwhcre. Found in magazines. billboards and Ill commercial~ they arc ;nodem day Greek gods. - Their oftlcial title is male modeL but thctr bodies look mor..: Ilk~: J i\lichclangelo sculpture than the a,·crage human phy~tquc. Uni,er ity students, and c\Cn some profe.;~ors. flock to .. Little Bob'' on n daily basis stri,·ing to achic\ e the ideal body image.\\ hat exact!~ is the ideal body image'1 ~Stacey Dunn. psycho log) profes ... or at the Um,·cNl) of Central Flonda. ~. ) ~ she recently led a study on the effects of mcdta tmagcs on :oung males "There are many pressures on males these days:· sh..: "cl)~ ...,, c \\ ,llJted to look and see the extent to which the\ are eftectcd." Dunn says the sntd) shows males "bo arc regular!: cxr 'sed hl mu~cular males in ad,·ertisements arc negati\ely affected. ,,·hilc male" c:'l.pL1Scd to ad~\\ ith regular men show no affect. . .. At the end of exposure to ads \\llh butT men ... ,he a)"· "the m.tk~ \\C·~ depressed and dissatisfied with their 0\\11 mtl'>culanry ... Dunn says she has been tudying body image smcc 11}, '9 ,md rcccmly ther.: has been an increase in ads focusing on mak bod' tmauc . .. c\·eral ads fcanire \\hat 1 call super'ii?cd tllen:r 1 ,lim • Disorders and Adole cent Obesit). says there ha-, been ,111 incrca ... c 111 male c:>, at the center. ··we arc ·eeing more gu) \\·ith bod) image problem ... :· ~he , ~ , "but \\C don't know if it i a true increase or more arc JUst wming for help." Heller says males make up I 0 percent of alJ people '' nh cattng distn·dcrs Howe\'cr. fC\\. facilities addrc s male body tmagc problem .... The lack of attention to male disorder~ can rc ... ult from cmharra.~ ... mcnt duet the disorder's as ociation "ith fcmak ...... Many symptoms go unnoticed m boys. .. .;he ~a)'· Marie Laberge. women's sntdies professor. sa) s bigger is better '' h"n 1l comes to the ideal male bod\ image 111 the mcdta. ''Being hca\)' for men is a p;oblcm for some:· she ~:~:'·'·but llllht mt:n Jit.. under pressure to confonn to the Jdeal of muscularit\:· Males are introduced to the tdcal bod: 1111agc L)f -,..:ulptcd pu:s .md hi clcd abs at an carlv age through the media highlil!htinu a sltiH m ~ocictal nLnn . Laberge sa:s. - ~ - - - - Heller say~ recent ad campa1gm. focusing on b,Kl) un:tg..: I'd\ c t.lr::_!Ct l bm' of lm\ cr ages more than C\ cr before (i I. .ILles. R..:,cu..: Hcroc'. C\ C'l the IC\ h I of Hc-:'v1an and Teenage \1 urant s-, mp Turtles cxcmpl I) tht.. ''a) , cllOih ligur and toys target young boys. Heller sav' she has nouccd tht: change m Cd Joe· ,lltl"butc~ dunnc the I. 10 years. · - "It's stunning." she ays. "Tile) arc bcCL1tlllng 1110rc .md more huge 'J ou'lg boys gomg through puberty just can ·1 measure up and end up fcchng poor!) bout themselves ... ln addition. Laberge says the perception of a man' ~ucce" • no longer be measured simply b)- the amount of mone: he makes. ·· ucccss for men nO\\ means both monc\ ,md ,,b,J ,, butT bot1\.'' she'"' . Junior Ste\e Harrell says he ha, lost rnLm:' tl~<~n 3:' P''unds 111 the pa t) e, ~-but he ha done it more for himself than because of pressures in the mcdta. "J don't feel like J was mtluenced by the mcdta. and I '' asn t dL'lll!! 11 tor a person." he say ...I did it to tall) for mys~Ir Pan of tl \\as 1just \\anted io look ,, little better:· Laberge says a large pan of achie\ mg the .. pcrccl\ cd" Ideal bod~ mt1gc 1 males is working out and ltfting \\Ci!.!hts. "Boys and ~allege men are more likely than girls to\\ ork L>Ut \\ llh \\eight : ·he says ...And cat to increase bulk. or take stcrotds. '' hil'h h,l\ c a nc~atl\.: u:-1p t on the bod].'' The focus on muscular men and thm f..:malcs mthc mcdm hhh leads \Oun.! men to wcightlifting problems and young li!mab to eating disord..:rs. L.ibcrl!' ·ays. Ren~rse anorexia. a problem recent!) addre,s..:d. can be tl.mnd b) ob en mP. fitne s habit of males. Heller savs "You sec guys \\ ith th1s at the g:1n." she ~ay.;. ·-n~~p1tc bcm,: bi.,! ,mJ m cular they feel puny and spend hour~ and hours'' orkmg out. In the pa.;t the) ''~ • just thought of as regular athletes:· Harrell sav::. he lost weight by \\·orkinu out and cal Ill!! better. "[ was really putting tlllle in ·working -OUt ... he -..a)'· ;-;[ \\ .b lll:tklll!.! ~ur' that when I was eating, I was catin!! healthier srutl'." The media d~oes place prc~::.urc on male~ to IL'Ok a ..:crta111 '' .1~. H.trrcll ... a~ . but not all males arc affected. "There is prc ,surc on gu) :.."he says ...'J ou sec'' hat grrb do to an C'l:tcnt wIth their bodv image. ··r~ not saymg it al 0 happen ... to all gu~ s, but ... ome gtl~ .....

ew generation of 'School House Rock' B' JOE OLI\ JERI Last cup \tall Rtporlt r rhe te.tclH.:r looks I:0!1fu;.ed as the children n..:lp design his lesson plan. "Call me dim but I don't .;cc ho'' memories of m) grandpa's True I lard\\ arc store ''ill help of me t..:a<..h !!rammar.:· he sa\ s. Sud&nl), musie start~ playing and the chil­ dr..:n around him dane..: o.:'>citcdh . .. , think I feel a song comii1!! on, .. \\ ith that. the six~ cast members at the 'FRIENDS' C andlcli!!IH Theatre start into another. ong from ··sciwol-House Rock." a li\ c-acti on children ·s shO\\ in ,'\rdcntown Saturda\. BY LAURo\ BOYCE .\ionica's Braids .. School House Ro..:k'· was original!\ a Fe,llure.< Edllot Being in the C aribbcan is tlllt popular ..:ducational cartoon s..:ncs on ~Saturday "How you do in'?'' mornings on ,\BC from 19..,3 to 19S5. justification for just anyone It> get A stmplc stor: chans a path through the Possibl] not so great if braids. Obvious!) ;\lonica thought cl,tssic chi ltlrcn 's songs. A teacher awakes early "Friends" has been your guiding othemise. As quick fix to her ti·in) on the first cia\ of ;.chool. nen ous about what light to the coolc t style OYer the hair resulting from the fierce humHl­ he ''til teach ·hts ne\\ students. Looking for last II years. ity, \1omca thought -..he\\,, ... the nc'>t reltcf. he turns on his tclc\ ision and is surp~·iscd Although Rachcl·s layered 'do tC\ ic \\'onder. Bccommg mcrcas­ to find "Sd10ol !louse Rock" playing on the \\as actually 11ot at the time. inspir­ ingl) anno\ ing l\l C\ cr) one around s..:recn. Children mag1..:all) appear from out of ing many to make a mad rush IO the her. :'\Jonica stilllo\o.:d the feeling of the tcle\ IsiOn. and after dissuadtng him from ncare t alon, not all trends from the '" inging her nc\\ beaded brat d-.. and changing the channel. the) bcgm to~ smg song~. ·ho" can be de cribed ·o fa, orabl). the clickity-clack noi~c that rc~ult­ Props come mto play ''hen describing the So whtle saying goodbye to ed. :\gamst her\\ ill. she ''as ti1rccd lessons the children reach Monica, Phoebe. Chandler, Ross. to re~lO\C the terrible look. thank Dunng the song "L'npack Our AdjectiYes:· Rachel and Joey Ia, t night might 1 cast member and uni\ crsit) -,tudcnt 1aria hca\·ens Papachrysanthou brings out a large bag of col­ haYe been hard for many. a farewell orful bubblc-lcttcrcd adjccti,·cs that she uses to to some of their heinous attempts at Joe~ 's Turl.e~ Pant\ dcscnbe her camping trip. fashion mi ght be long OYcrdue. Eating an cnttrc turkc\ ts no Good riddance. sec 'SCHOOL' page 84 cc FARE\VELL page 8-t B2 • THE REVIEW . \1a; 7. 200-+

Clichta film barely ~alive r------"\"an Hclsing" inexplicably. has been changed from Abraham to L niver~al Pictures Gabriel) is a monster hunter in the employ of the Rating: ,'c 1/2 Vatican who is sent to Trans)h·ania to wipe out Dracula once and for all. Dracula. mcam\ hilc. has launched a nefarious. if wholly illogical scheme to bring li fe to his thousands ohampire children. who arc all '·bom .. dead. utilizing the techniques of Dr. Frankenstein. ;-v . • To call th is mo' ic an homage to the literature or :~...9.-Lk~~..U 0 D.. # films fi·om which its source material is lifted \\OUid ·-:------be doing the word a great mjusticc. The onl) scene that seems to pay any real tribute i the black and As the tirst blockbuster film of the summer mo,·ic white opening. where Dr. Frankenstein cackles. ··It's season... Van Helsing .. stands as a shining example of alive! .. after bringing life to his monstrous creation the appallmg lack of originality found in Hollywood inside a massi\e castle under attack from the angl) today. The title character and his blood-sucking arch­ 'illagcrs. Nearly C\ef) thing else is as embarrassing ncmcsi~ arc borrowed from the reno'' ned Bram and self-indulgent as the Gus 'an Sam shot-by-shot tokcr non:I .. Dracula ... Frankenstein ·s monster is remake of Hitchcock ·s .. Psycho... lifted from the Mal) Shelley naiTative and Mr. Hyde In case audience members arcn 't familiar \\ ith 1s stokn from Robert Lou is Stc' enson. The fact that the classic Cnivcrsal Sn1d10s monster movies or the giant demon-bat form of the Yampirc is unnecessar­ peaking of stol") clemcnh '' h1ch e\tend far all these characters arc somcho,,· jammed into the no,·cl~ on '' hich the) ·re based. ''ritcr director. ily campy. Franken~tcin·s monster is goot) looking beyond the suspension-of-dtsbchcf nccc~sal")· for a ~.1mc lllO\ ic ( '' ith Wolfman thrown in for good Stephen ommcrs thrm\·s m enough cliches a:. a wa) and \1r. Hyde looks like Hellboy. mo,ie of this ~ort. Van Hclsing's \\Capons arc far measure) is a testament not to the skill or crcati\ it} of of driving home that nothing. save for the dun-wined But good special effects do not make a good more ad\ anced than anythmg found m a late I ,'00:-­ the filmmakers. but rather to the fact that all the char- storyline. was his idea. There\ a gadget mo,ic - just ask George Lucas - and C\en if a era Luropc Somehow. he has a,ce's to nitrogl~ ecr­ 1ctcr~ arc O\\ ned b) Umvcr-.al Studio . wizard comic-relief sidekick in the form of Friar Carl mo\ IC looks ridiculou . it can sometimes be. a\ cd b) ine. a semi-automatic machine-gun cro•"bow. a grap­ The threadbare plot '' hich brings them all togeth­ ( Da' id Wenham ...Lord of the Rmgs .. ). the tough. the strength of its principal performers. Hugh pling hook gun ,,·ith a ztp-lmc that C\tcnds sc\ era! er goc~ like this: Van Hclsing (whose fir t name. martial arts babe on a quest for \engcance. Anna Jackman. as the lead. ,,·as far better as \oVolvcrinc in mlles and dead!~. handheld spinning sa\\ blades. (Kate Bcckinsale. '' ho should have teamed after the "X-I\.1cn" films. and is gi,·en \Cry littlc to work There's no reason It' scc thi~ ntO\ tc. E\ el") thing Tile Gist of It 2002· "Lnderworld.. to stay far. far awa) from vam­ \\ ith here: his Van He ising some sort of Indiana about tt has bl.'cn done before. ,md doni.' bl.'ttcr. \\ 1th pire werewolf mo\ ics) C\ en the stunb and special Jonc-; Batman h) bnd who isn't even gi' en the cour­ a running time of mort.' than t\\ Ll hours... \an ,'( ,'( ,( ,'( ,'{ Dracula effects O\\·e much to Sommers far more enJoyable tesy of clc\-cr one-liners. Beekinsale is alluring as Hcbmg" sccnh to \\ant to puntsh Its aud1cncc for ,'( ,'( ,'( ,'( Frankcn~tein's Monsler film "The Mummy .. always. but her character. ,,·ho for some reason dre,.,s­ being stupid enough to pa! eight dnllars tL1 Sl'L' 11. ,'( ,'( ,{ Mr. H) de The mo' ie · 150 million plus budget would sug- es like a pirate. feels so out of place in 19th-century ,'( ,'( Wolfman gest that. if nothing else. the monsters would look Transyl\ania that eYen in a mm·ie \\her..:: Jwnc' Borden ;,· 011 cmcrrammc111 cdi101 (or The ,{ !\lichacl Jud-.«on in .. Thriller.. cool. As with the equal!; disastrous "League of Frankenstein ·s monster docs banlc with one of the R( 1·tt'l1. J!i, past rc1 inn include .. \!an 011 Fire'"' Extraordinaf) Gentlemen." this is not the ca c. The brides of Dracula. she's unbclie,·ablc. ( )c ,'()and "' Kill Btl/. J(i/wnc ;:'" r )c ,'c ,'c I;:,

"'-e'\ York \linute" hEn\},, \\arner Brothers Dream\\ orks Pictures Rating: _y ,'( Rating: ,'c In their big-screen debut. tween queens Mary-Kate and A ~k yourself one question before heading out to sec the Ao;hJc: Oben pia) polar oppo-;ite twins "ho get . mck in a ne" ITIO\ ic .. Ell\)." Do you lind llan funny? Apparently. ~en~~ of e' enh-gone-bad. all 111 a Jay\ time. aka "'\c\\ Jack Black and Ben tiller thought the rubbCI) Spamsh 'totk \lulll!e." dessert could be funny. but \\·ere ent1rcly mistaken. .l,mc R~an ( \shlcy Olsen) i-. pnm and proper. but her sJs­ TI1c premise of .. Em y'' ct:nters around Blacl-.. "ho t~r Ro\y 1:\.la~-Katc Obcnl j., pnmanly concemed \\lth plays 1\tck Vanderpark. a dreamer \\ ho im cnt-, an aero-,ol street in Iowcls. their fonner T\' dad Bob Saget ("Full tmdmg ne\\ "a) s to get a\\'3) "1th cuning school. The t\\'O spray that evaporates poop and is known b: its oh-so-c lc\ cr Kmg .. and dre'''-'' ccnl) stmilar to Rl,hn \\ tll!.rm-. Ul l.!trl, don ·t ha' c a stl'llar r.:lationship. although the: arc inde­ House .. ) catches a glimpse of them and doc'i a confused dou­ name. "\'a-POO-me.'' "'Bmlcage.'· pendent 'Pi tits. due to thetr mother\ death and their father's ble-take. Stiller plays '\ick ·s best friend. Tim Dmgman. "ho 1s Dnl!.?.man \ lanuh leav '-'' hr'1 after tl•c em\ for h1s be Eugene Le\) ("'American Pic") plays :-.1a:-; Loma\, an 1pi,J~ ed b~ \If\... I 0\ e I me" medical !,'Uru Dr. Ore\\ tht: o.;ens1ble and annoymgl) realistic polar opposite. Tim fncnd\ ridtc' O\ cn:il-..:' lum. I \ crythmg g e' downluU O\cr-an\tous Iruancy omcer \vho hcs tor catchmg Roxy in Pm-,k\) \\ orkahol1c schedule as a doctor. takes C\Cf\ chance he !!eb to remind :-\ick of his dreamer from there The usuall: 'trat):!ht-laecd gmute.. are random. In one York \1inute"' ''Ill launch any type of mdi' idualized carccr the street on his large gallant while stallio.1 "Cork) ... dri\ cs Ill!!Ted1cnt 'humor • ~ ~ for either girl. ~c ene. "hilc the l\\ Ill'> arc nmnmg do\\ n a crowded city a yello" Lamborghini with a hcensc plate that reads ..Caca - Cri\tu Ryuo::: - Cal(re JJorri1·sey

Jennifer Seelah Lmren Kindeeiter Melissa Marin The Revi.ew Freshman Freshman Sophomore asks students: ''I would say Ross because "My favorite has constant­ "I lm·e Chandler. He's rhe he's the goofy intellectual.'' ly fluctuated. Right now. funniest. but he can also be . " it's ChPeter Tadross favorite I • I .. "Friends" character?

- compiJed by ~(ison Clair · Randi Murrav .-1"- •* Freshman ·

"Chandler. He's so funny "Definitely Jennifer "I liked Joey's duck." and sarcastic .... Anisron (Rachel). Because she's hot."

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Balance the sweetness of a truffle with a kick

It':, incredible." among some of the orJers l\n\ girl Chocolates Cowgirl Chocolates creates delicacies Nizza Mangus, Lysohir':. long-time friend fills regubrly. Lyshohir sa:;,. There 1' also a ~ci ­ and customer says she likes the orange tla\ orcd entist m Antarcttca '' ho buvs the chocolates for ~ truffles. - the spicj CO\\ girl kick on a-regular ba:-.ts. using ingredients such as hot peppers "I enjoy the nic~ little feeling in the back of '·\\'hen \\ c get re,ponse from all O\ cr the the throat and behind my ears," v1angus savs. world, It makLs me so happ) ... B\ SARA O'REILLY son a! favorite of the head cowgirl herself. There . A retired high school teacher, r-.{angus- says she says. ··some customers Stu/! Repnrtcr is also a mild line of milk and dark chocolate for she and five other teachers have made a CO\\ crirl even sa) thmg:-. like. ·you Some people put pineapples and sardines on those who cannot handle the heat. -\s1de from club and can be seen about town goino ab~ut g1ddy up, CO\\ girl. because their cowgirl ways. "' their pizza and are con,idcred risk-takers in the nc\\ truft1e flaYors. Lysohir say~ the~ now offer these arc the best ehnco­ ~ orld of food. but these ad\ enturous few have Delicately Hot Caramel Desserr Sauce. "We've all eot black cowuirl hats·· she latcs \\C.\C e\'Cr had~··· probably never tried a spicy lime tequila truffle. "It\ great for berr) season and not to men­ says. "''!'e wear them to most pla~es and people Co\\ gtrl Chocolate' pack a fiery twist into tion ice cream." she ... a:ys. recogmze us and say · Howdv!' .. their truftles unlike any chocolate tasted before. Lysoh1r says 'he p1eked up her ILn·c for Vikki Reich, an employee at the MoscO\\ Head Cowgtrl M<;rylin Lysohir is responsi­ spicy food v.hile tra\cling 1hc \\Orld Food Co-op in Idaho. says they have been carry­ ble for this hot and tasty product. She says her "'l'\C been to rv1e>.ICO. India and \fnca and ing Cowgirl Chocolate, for so long that ,he brother Bob came up'' ith the idea and pitched it in sampiing all the \H1lllkrful food they had to cannot even remember how she disco\ ered to the chocolate factory Marylin had worked at offer:· she says ...1 became addicted to spicy them. Reich remembers being dra\\11 to the as her first job. food.'' product by the whole package. "Bob gave them the idea of putting hot pep­ Lysohir says Cow girl Chocolate.., has won "It i:. a local product, it ·s packaged ver) per into chocolates and they just laughed at many a\\ards includine. Best Ne\\ Product in the nicely and it's one of the most unique ideas to him." Lysohir says. '·They thought it was a lndu.stry in 199!-l at th~ Ficn Foods Contest. come along in a while," Reich av.... ridiculou idea. but tf they hadn't made fun of "A ftcr ''c won that a~vard. I knew I was The most popular .;;eller::. a;e the e~prcs:.o him. I ne\'er would have done this." doing something right. so I kept gomg... she and orange truffle:., she says. but pcr:.onall) thinks the new raspbetT) truffles arc '"killer."' She explains the cxpenencc~of eating a bite ~ays. of Cowgirl Chocolate as ha\ ing the "'cowgirl In 2002, the chocolates were o.howcased on Reich says Lysohir often comes into the kick.'' the Food Channcl"s program "Unwrapped." and tore to ba\·c them ample pos. ibk new fla­ Yors. 'The truffle taste::. like a normal fine truft1e Ly~ohtr say!-. thts atrtimc gave thc company a . "\\'e arc her guinea pigs. sometime:.." at first," Lysohir says. "'Then, about three sec­ boost in popularity and sak~. onds after you S\\allow. you get a physical feel­ "'\\hen we "ere first gelling started. the RetCh a) s. ··we taste-test and also let her ing of heat in the back of your mouth:· orders \\en: for -tO pounds of chocolate ami I know what's selling and \Vhat's not and hope­ fully that's a help to her." She ~ays the truftles come in seven sptcy wa~ O\'Cf\1 hdmcd with that number." Ljsohtr flavors, including the ne\\ macadamia nut. a per- ~ays. "Now we get orders for o\·er -t.OOO pounds. The Harry Potter studio in England is

'Crazy for This Girl' duo begins tour after 3 years Band creates independent recording label

BY \lELISSA BRACHFELD ~)udlllf 41/•111 Fdo Jaron Lm\ enstein of the gwtar-play mg duo Evan and Jaron ~ays he and h1~ brother arc (lll a musteal missiOn. The t\\ in brothers best knmm tor their Top I 0 radio hit ·'Craz; tor Th1s Gtrl.'' haYe recent!\ relca ·ed a follow-up to their self-titled album ii1 April titled ·'Half Dozen ... Jaron says the nc\\ album shO\\Cases their grOI\th as people and as tnthicians. '"\\'ith life experience comes nc\\ ~tones and we've just Ji,·cd a lot more." he says. "'Last ttme we were 26 yeajs old. but nO\\ it's tour years later. Sonically. it's a lot more Americana. lcs~ cth..:rcal and more stratght-fomard. "'This tnnc we recorded it w1th a li\e band in the sn1d1o as opposed to piecing it together and layer­ ing it track by track. This record is more straight­ ahead because we had a better 1dea of" hat \\C were doing." Jaron says .. Half Do;en" \\as recorded 111 a unique and di!Terent manner. "We recorded an entire album m '\ash\ illc 12 songs and \\·c decided to put six on this record and s1x on another album \\ h1ch " II be ref cased sometime in the ''niter:· he .,a, s It \\US upon the completion of··Hal(Dlven" 111 l\.ash\tllc that [,an and Jaron lound out that the\. along "ith ::!00 other recordm!! artisb. had been dropped from Columbia Records. Tht~ ntm of Hagley Museum hosts e\ cnt:-. prompted the brothers to ha\ c to make a decision as to hO\\ to best l(Ct thetr music out to the public. - Jaron says after turning do" n otTers !rum other maJor record labels. the duo decided to stan up 'Explosive Era' exhibit their own independent recordmg label. I::! Between Lis Records. The tltle of the record com­ pan) stems from man~ possible idea,. BY '\ATALIE BISHOP "\\ e like to keep the mmors a float:· he ,ays. Stweeds. ages 16 to 18 worked for 10 hours per day. on our o\\·n.'' Two large eight-ton cast-iron'' heels mo,·e in a cir­ Jaron says he understands college students arc cular motion in a shallo,,· tub, shaking the bridge out­ The boys ma: ha'e made ti' e cents per hour. but lo" on funds and can not ah1 ays a !lord the latest st.dc of the building while grinding the larger ingredi­ they \\·ere only allO\\ cd to keep half of that and the rest CDs. ents of gunpowder into a fine substance. The three was put awa:y to sa\ c for bad tune~. He sa) s the) had "We're kind of like in ·school of Rock.' he mgredicnts for gunpowder sulphur. saltpeter and two vacatiOn da\s e\ en \Car, Christmas and jokes ...\\'e want to stick it to the man:· charcoal are set up for observation m the millwright [ndcpcndencc Day.· - - Jaron savs he and his brother rei\ hca1 ih on shop. Long paddle:- attached to beam!"> in the high ceiling their \\'cb :.itc to interact "ith the1r fa'ns. - The whole process, from the ral'. materials to the start and stop the machines.'' hile con' ever belts mo,·­ ..I can get to my fans right no\\ through our 0\1 n final product can be seen through miniature models set ing around rollers operate the machine!">~ The machine Web site,·· he says. "'There ·s not 300 or -100 people up in the milhHight shop. demonstrating what it would shop was used for making and rcpamng machmcs. between us."' be !ike to \\Orkin a powder mill. ~ Dickey says the )vLmg employees made their 0\1 n E\ an and Jaron kept this idea of intimae~ ali\c Following the displa] of the gunpowder ingredi­ gears. starting with a round piece of metal. then drilling '' hile embarking on their current 21 citv tour. ents. SC\ era! Ycry large tools arc seen hanging on the a hole in the middle of it and tinall\ cutting the '"It's non-stop for the boys," he ·ays wall. The tools resemble large spoons and forks. A grooves. [Yen after the gear broke. the boys ,\·ould The duo have been playing in clubs in an effort black cvaporatmg kenle that looks like a witch ·s pot is repair them instead of making new ones because the to get closer to their fans and increase interaction. set up to purity the ingredients. process took such a long time. Jaron says. They also had offers to open for three The models represent the powder mill exact!) how A veiiO\\ \I ooden tram caboose sns on the tracks major tdur 0\ cr the summer. but opted to go the it used to be, going as far as puning a miniature train in of the 'Nan·o" Gauge Railroad. '' hich once caJTicd club route. one of the models to shm\ how materials were trans­ materials from one building to the next. This train is the ··we had a lot of offers:· he sa\· "\\'e ha\ctd ported. The models show the buildings with little water larger of the two and \\a~ pulled b) either horses or toured in almost three years and \1 e ''anted to mtlls on the ri,·erbanks. and ho" the river was used for mules along the tracks. A smaller 1 ersion. "hich looks come back and get reacquainted '' ith our fans. It energy to run the mill. A mmiaturr model of Cooper's like a palette on four wheels. sits li1rther d0\\11 the was a conscious decision (to hcadlme a smaller Shop demonstrates that each powder keg wa~ made tracks and was pulled b\ men \\hen Ill usc. tour) and some people are confused b\ 1t. but with seasoned oak, and that the kegs traveled by boat Jack 1\tcCool. equipment demonstrator. says d~ na­ when they ·ho\\· up, they understand it. - until after the war. lllltc killed the black po1\der busmess. D) namitc \las a "\\'c ·rc not abm e going back to the stan tor The mach inc shop. a guided tour starting C\ cry safer cxplosi'c at the umc. a!"> gunpm,dcr accidentally awhile:· half hour, is a dark room lit by gas lighting with all exploded from umc to t1me. Evan and Jaron "ill be playing at the Ram's Cnuflc'' \.\I l:.\~1 .mJ Jah.m black machinery. William Dickey, a Yoluntecr tour Chns Gautreau·,. a '1sitor from Connecticut. savs Head Ta' ern in Annapolis. 1\ 1d .. on ~lay 12 and After being dropped from Columbia guide. says boys ages 16 to I R worked in the shop for the tour is a great expencnce. - \\ill be appearing at the Crash Mansion in 'e" I 0 hour per day. six days per" cek. making a nickel an "'It's awesome. It is mteresting and enJoyable:· she York the following da>. Record , rock duo E\an and J aron creat­ hour. says. "I recommend coming here:· ··we just don't get a lot of sleep." Jaronjokes. ed their O\\ n independent recording label. 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librar~ '' nh the book, I thmk an alarm lint: the ltbra~ ,,·alb arc a little outdated. nn 1u' n " \I ,,·otdd be suftictcnt. l"m no mtcrior decorator. but I think "~ \ot h1 mention. tno>c library boob could update them to the 2 bt centul). as acluir£LUdel.edll aren"t real!\ \\Orth ,tcaiin!! E\er\ book the~ probab!) \\ent up ,omellme tn the r,c C\Cr taken out of the librar~ lo;1ks like ·~os or ·~us. I don·t c\·en recognize most 11 came from m: grandpa\ mtht~ ba,cmcm the ··cclcbnttc<· entreating me to read and smells ltkl: mildc\\. • because readtng t · JUst that cool. beep! Hcadmg to the ltbrary ts ne\ era pos­ The) arc mostly hardcO\ cr. h:n c thin Kermit the Frog. I recognt7c hun itt'c c\pericncc It means that ;ou need to brcaktng pages. and seem as though they And I don ·r C\ en \\ant to get into the st.td~ somcthmg ltke International were bought somcumc m the 1920s. hours that the li brar: keeps. but I ''ill. r conomics or "nrc a paper about Eg) pt"s There must be some nC\\ boob in there. :>.lam other schoob ha\C ltbrane-, that sta\ p o lt~tc' on blamtc fundamentali-.m. So but I\ c nc\-er ~omc :.u:ross one. open. all ntght. Turn out most of the light~. \\h) docs the librar: try to compound thts !like books. I like to read. I don ·r like to let the sta!T go home. but keep the library lc,s than enjovablc e\pcricncc·> read a smelly book though. Border·, open a litt le later. \\'c \\ tm·r steal any In m\ tl{re~ 'cars at this school. c\·cf\ Bookstore has some great smcl!tng boob. books. promtsc. stn1dc t11nc l"v~ left the librar> the\·,~ You open them up :md the) Jlht '>mel! ne''· l"r ~s h man year I particularly needed thi msfstcd on chcckmg my bag to. cc ;, hat That makes me \\ant to read Opcntng a tu happen. \ly dorm "'h an especial!: books j", c stolen on that pantcular dn]. book that accost' 111) no'c just docsn ·r noisy one. and many llnh.: I "anted to stay [, eryonc ,,·ho goes here kno" s this poi­ Of cour..;e. findmg those boob '' the past the mtdntght closing lime. I lncrall) IC\ ts ridtculous. L sua II}. my hands arc full real fun the librar: pro\ tdcs. \\hen I ''as a had no'' here to go. c\ccpt back to a chat- '~hen I approach the gate out. Without fail. freshman. I remember 'wmpmg out of the tcnng roommate and a fO\\dy ha ll \\ ay . I 'forget thts poltq and hold up the ''hole libraf\ 111 fntstratton man' lime-,. because ,\t the risk ohoundtng ltkc a loser. I get ltnc all so some bored empluyec can look it"s s~ damned ditlicult to. find the boob I tm best ,tud\'111!! done late at tllght. up from tbctr te\tbook to pretend to glance needed. \(idntght JUst J,~t:,~·t do I! - 111 my bag and look for some <.;~olen books. There's about IS number' and letter' all ben dunng tinab. although the tunes There "as one ttmc \\hen I actual!) had m, And the ·map· of ho\\ to find them u-.uall: mg open for a night. I here·, tWt that many Su I ''as stnding past the gate ::Jnd the things about the library. You can u. uall: Lni,cr, tt~ :1 1\lt of monc) to m tsn·t wry helpful. It·, a procc-,s. to sa: the other plat:c' to go. and I! \\·ould be hc!pful .tLtnn started. and then the gate actual!) get a computer. and the mtcrnct is unusual­ imprm cmcn'' · , Pd I thmk on•.: o• least. for ,1 lot of pc,1ple. slllck Thc notebooks tn 111\ .tnns went tlv- !; fast there. should b..: sp.:nt to re-\ .1mp our lur.. l} You '' ould thtnk \\ nh all the monc~ thts A lot of other -;choob have a 2~-hour mg. and I almost fell 0\cr ·the gate. · The~ pro' ide us "ith good databases \l::Jn~ ktd, 'pend .t gooct portam ofth, 1r utmcrstt) spends on bm.:k. thq could l ibrar~ ')stem. If CD ~la1nh that n·s com- Is that nccessan? The stuck gate lneral- that ::Jre accesstble from dom1 room>. The da\' 'tuth in!! d\\ a\ '' tthm the ID f\ '' spare some to re-do the librar:. mg up to h! LcaguL standards (hal then staff can also be 'el) helpful. I don·t think ,t", too 'lmd• to .hk tor 1: blocks : ou tnt~ a lillie ]att Like I"m For one. those "onderful posters that may be it could do somcthtng to help ib really looktng to go runnmg our of the Ho\\·c, cr. our uni\t:r~tt! ts gcttmg more upgradmg 11f thh '"'ltcn-u cd bUJ UIP" Farewell 'Friends

contin ued from B 1 ea y feat. To embark. on such a task " ·ould require pants ''ith an C.\panding waist! me. or as Joey sa" fit. matcrnny pants. Passed from Phoebe to Rachel for usc m her pregnane). Joey sa" opportunity in tht: huge strt:tchy bell) as the perfect Thanksgi' ing dtnncr attire. The parachute-like women's pants looked no better on Joey. than they would on an) pregnant lady.

The Holiday Armadillo Not since anta Clau · has a holiday 1con been so unique. The gtant armadillo Ross dresses a to excite his son about the JOYs of Hanukkah is more scary than e.\ctting. Seeing Ro s drcs cd in the brO\\ n costume creates a dtsturbmg tmagc that confi.t,cs the topic more than clarifies it. An armadtllo for Hanukkah? A \"CI} interesting holiday out­ look on Ross ·s bt:hal L no one else seems to shart: the same 'tew-,. Dressing up as a g1ant menorah ma) ha' e been a bit more etTcctn c.

Rachel as Prjncess Leia 111 ancmph to fulfill Ros:is sc.\ual Lm­ tas). Rachel dresses as Pnncess Lei a in th br.:droom. AI read) a btt "ctrd to bcg11• \\It h. the sttuatton back tires as he bcgms h,I\ mg ( " un'" ' ot J I 1\.nlk nben:cr 'tsions of ht' mt)thcr"s face 111 place ot •·School House Rock" sings favorites such as ··Conjunction Junction" and "lnterplanetar~ Janet" to children. Rachel\. Rachel in the ··~tar \\'::Jr<· tn-,ptrcd co;.tumc: a little frt:ak): tmagt:s of R o ~s s mother in same sc\ual t~1ntasy: " orsc Tn mg to atisf\ the btzarrc "tshes tha t Ro-,s co~tided to R;chcl in the end satt~flcd no 'School' teaches timeless jingles one. :Vta: be some thtng-, arc bcucr left unsaid.

ontinucd from B I Tam Bonner of\\ ilmington enjO) s the shO\\. Phoebe's Chri~tmas BO\\ ··JunJ>acked ·tru,trating ·first Reached in and {iwnd the ··[J] grc\\ up "ith all the cartoons on the T\" so (I ] k.nc'' Being rushed to make it to Ross\ prcs­ all the \\ ords,"" she sa\ s. 11 urd '11 ont Tit en I picked ·sug,1.':1 ·and next I picked ."fogJZl · ent::Jtion on time is no reason for tht: htdcous ··1 think (I was] n1orc C\Cttcd about tl to come \\atch in and Tlte•1 I 1ra.1 rewlr to tc/1 them m1· tale ·cause /"d broach Phoebe ::Jttachcs to her shtrt to CO\ er IIIIJ!llcked 111 1 wliectin!s.·· · the be!!innm1! than he \\as. but he cnjovcd it too."" Bonner sa\s the hummus slam rather than just changing of \latthc\\'. ':J11c 5. sitting next to he.r. · · Cast members hide behind suppon beams and co"·..:r her shirt. .-\!though Phoebe tncs to CO\ t:r up ··J liked riic songs.""l1c says. b..:hind audience tables as a htde and seck game turns mto a the fact that she looks ndiculou., b) telling Da\ e Gross sa\ s astdc from ::Jttcndm!! to "Bing. Chandler Bing it "''-,chool Hou e Rock·· has bet:n playing three omes a m:ek the\ kinda -get our other humor that \\C add in there."" just docsn "t haYc the same stud!) appeal. and · A r:.m the sho\\ stncc cht!dhood. \!iller cannot decide mcc the bcgmnm!! of \1arch and" ill continue unttl Ia\ 22 ~f neither did sectng him in the too right. too on one t:n·ontc song from today·.., performance. ·· "choof Hous~c Rock"" was a nice chotec because It has short James Bond tux. Desperate!: wanting n,tmc rccol!nttion."" he sav:o-. ··It·, hard to be a JUdge of that because we grc\\ up "ith lonica to allo\\ him to "car the famou .. these cartoon~ so \\e kinda ltkc them all. .. he says. ··1t"s fun. it appeals -to our age group. and \\C \\anted to ;,py ·, out tit at their weddtng. the \ tc\\ ers ··Thcv ha' c an .mnm Ill!! \\ .t) of !!Citing stuck 111 ) our keep somcthmg slick but still maintain some educational prop­ head.". · . ~ - - spied a Chandler the) hoped nc\ er to 'cc erties for the children:· again.

Ross's Leather Pant As Ro s learned the hard ''a). bctng e\ceprional!) hip docs not nccessanly equate 'Best Mom' announced Sunday to leather pants. Tl) mg to impress a "oman "ith the Jim \loiTi on-like pants. he "inds B) JACQL ELI:\'E Rl\:-\ Rex. L. Forehand. p,ycholo~ professor and co-author of the book up looking more likt: <1 fool than cool. As his Shl/1 R<"(HJr/er '·Parentmn the Strom.'-\\ tiled Chtld"" and \\end\ J. Hamilton. legs expand" ith the heat. \\atchtng Ross try. Barbara Eden. best known for her staiTin!! role in the much­ nat1onal p~csidcnt of ~I\ DD. . to squcc7c back into the pants is not hi;, most loved tele\ is ion series ··1 Dream of Jeannie,'" ~~ill soon spread her !lome 'ie\\ crs \\ ho call in thetr 'ores. along '' tth the sntdto flattering T\' moment. '\lcithcr bab) po"·dcr cheer to mothers all across America this Sundav. audience member'>. ''til both dctcm1inc the other 50 percent of the nor lubricant work and instead create a paste As host of the conte t ··America· Best Mom:· Eden ·av ~he outcome. that i~ quite gross ;md unfortunately. no help will crO\m one lucky winner \\ith that exact title on a li,·c tcb i­ Eden -;avs the teb tsion special is <1 ,,·onderful idea that ''til in pulling the pants back up. Apparently it ston special set to air on Mother·s Day, May 9 at -1 p.m. on PAX allo" Americans to pay tribute to mothers C\ crywhcre. T\: . takes a pecial kmd or person to pull off ··we pick up tlo,vcrs or buy a card. but tt \ more than that."" leather pant . and Ross is not one of them. "'\\'call take our mothers so for granted."" she savs. ··w~: don ·r she sa\s. ··Jr goes deeper:· thmk we do. but we do:· - - Eden belic,·cs the contest is a wa\ to dr:m attention to the Joey's Ian Purse To nonunate a deserving mother. participants logged on to the h::Jrd ,,·ork mothers endure C\CT) da; ·and to sho" apprectation Amcric::J·s Best Mom Web site and were allowed to cast their "hilc it ts still possible. . A guy carl}'ing a purse is not the most entries until April 30. according to the Web site ·s rules. "I didn't realize hO\\ much I depended on my motht:r unttl she typical sight. but then again it is Joey, not the A portion of the profits from the contest will be donatt:d to was gone:· she says. . most typical man. '\ot C\Cll Ralph Lauren ~!others Agamst Drunk Dri' in g. an organization created by moth­ According to \\W\\.CVCI)thmgmothersday.com. the concept could create a male tott: that c~capes the ers to pre' ent intoxicated dri' ing and suppon those" ho haYc been of honoring mothers began with the ancient Romans and finally t!·iends" ridicule. Although Joey grO\\ ~to like \ tcttms of the act. bcc::Jme a l1olida\ Ill the L'mtcd States on \lay R. 191 ~. "hen his purse. liking something i~ not the same m, As stated by. contest rules. randomly selected applicants were President \\oodr(m \\ ilson dcsign::Jtcd the st:cond Sunday in the looking good. and in this case thm holds true. picked and naiTO\\ed down to 50 percent of the pool. Upon nuttti­ month as a day to honor all j,llOthcrs. cation by ~:-mail. those nominators were asked to write an essay on This \\·::Js.lanrel\ due to one "·oman. \nna Jaf\ i-,. who creat­ Rachel's C heerleading Outfi t behalf of the special mother they chose. T\\·o thousand nominees ed a dav to ra1sc ~.:-on~ciousncs' of the poor health condition' in her Pulling her old cheerleadtng outfit out to were ptcked at mndom and their essays " ·ere rt:ncwcd. communi!\ and called It "";\)other\ \\'ork oa,:· the \\eb -,ire states. make herself feel \'Oung. Rachel find ht:rsclf ubmhstons were JUdged on the compelltng nature of the tribute. \\'ht:n Jaf\.is died in !905. her daughter sought to celebrate her life at a nc'' lm\. Att~mpti~g to feel better about the mom"s role in her famil\ and her gcncrosit\ toward others. and lobbied with pohttcians ILl create a holiday solely dedicated to Finally. 50 of the mothers were i~tcf\ ic\\ ~d by. telephone this the apprccimion of mothers. "htch was finally. honored by \\'i !son. ha,·ing a younger bo) friend. Tag. "canng "eek and narrowed do" n to just ti\ c extraordin::J~ "·omen. These The !!rand-prize" mncr ofthe '"America\ Best ~1om·· contest her old uniform not onh doesn"t makt: her scmi-fin::Jltsb "ill be flmm to Branson. "v1o .. '' ith their fam1lit:s as won"t hm'C to worry about ti::eling unapprt:ciated. Shc"ll take home feel anv better, but it scares a\\ a\ the part of the tele\ is ion tlnalc a prize package conststing of a nip for rwo to Haw::Jii. a lease-free boyfric1;d too. lie is less than impres-.~d and A panel of celcbri~ JUdges. the srudio audtcncc and home Honda ,\ccord for three 'cars. and her fi1ir share of fresh tlom.:rs. lca,·e;, Rachel lookmg like a lone!). and not Yicwers "ill then t:ollccti\ ell deem one of the ti' c \H1111Cil chocolate,. Imlld scrYice.and dinners. to mention 30-ycar-old cheerleader. .. America\ Best \1om·· for 200~. Although one \\ mncr \\"til be showcased on Sunda) after­ The three guest judges. responsible for 50 percent of the \OtC. noon. Eden savs all mothers can relate to the contest\ message. ''til be represented by Susan Jeske. the reigning 1s. America. Dr. '"E\el)bOd) is ·America\ Best \lom.· ··she says. ~ The Review 831-2771

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Catholic Campaign for H un1an Development .::::: ~ 1 \'ll .s ~ = ~ ~ ' 1-800-946-4243 ~ I' ~ www. pave rtyu sa. org (,(),, .. ,.. RI·:"c~, .. ~lay 7. 2004 • THE REYT E\\' • 87 Unfitting end to great year BY BOB THt;RLO\\ Hens jumped out to a great start. winning face-off specialist Alex Smith and attack­ \/dtltJr:m~.: ~j,ort\ fdrtor their fiN three games and eight of the man Cam Howard helped bolster the De pite lo'>ing ih fiN e,·cr appear­ first ten games. includmg upsets 0\er Air Hen ·offense. :mce at the Colonial Athletic A~sociation Force and L;l\JBC. Smith won 63 percent of hi face­ !\>urnament. the Delav.are men·~ lacros e The reason for Delaware\ earl) -sea­ offs and Howard was second in the team tc.tm prO\ ed th1~ season ''h) it belongs in son success ''as mainly due to the shut­ with 39 points. including a team-leading the po,,erfullacrosse conference. do'' n perfom1ance of the defense. 20 a. si'-ls. \\'ith three of its six teams spending Led b) senior R:,.an Drummond.jun­ While the freshmen helped propel mo:.t of the season in the top 20. accord­ iors Ian \\'right and Chri-, Willits and the offense. the spark came from senior Ing to nited States Intercollegiate sophomore Paul Rodriguez. the Hens ~:latt Alrich. ''ho recent!) pa ed JOO Lacrosse Association. the CAA has once defense was among the tops on the coun­ points for his career with a five-goal per­ again been one of the leading lacrosse try at mid-sea:-.on. allo\\ing onl:,. 6.89 formance against Denver thi pa t week­ conference., in the country. goals per game in the team ·s first nine end. Alrich led the team with 46 points. Entering this sea~on. the Hens had games. including 34 goals thi~ season and never won a conference game. but that all Another reason for Delaware's became the lir~t Delaware player since changed on April 3. 'A hen the men defeat­ strong pia) ''as the consistence of junior John Grant and Kevin Lave) in 1998 and ed Hofstra 12-10. The win came on the goaltender Chris Collins. ''ho has been 1999 to score 30 or more goab in con­ heel., of a Hens· Il-l 0 victor:,. over o. the o. I goalkeeper . ince joining the secutive seasons. 14 U~1BC. The victor) O\·er Hofstra gave squad. Collins posted an 8.60 goab Despite losing to rival VillanO\ a 15- Delaware its highest ranking of the year. against a' crage this season. the lowest of 6. the Hens ha'e a lot to take from this • 'o. II. when the polb ''ere released on his three-year career. season and should onl;r be more compet­ THE RE\'IE\\' File Photo AprilS. Although the defense anchored the iti,·e next year. losing ju~t six eniors due Freshman Alex Smith has helped guide the Hens this season \\ith his Before conference play began. the team. the young offense. led h) freshmen to graduation. face-off " izardry and sporadic goal coring. Weekend Preview NCAA approves new standards

Red~hin freshman quarterback Brad Michael has decided to tran~fer from Delaware. BY ROB \ICFADDE:\ A team that did not meet the -randards four times m I 0 A backup to And~ Hall la r season. Mtchael would be behind junior transfer Sonny Spr •fl.\ Ediwr years would nor be able to \Ote on rule change~ and would Ricc10 and sophomore Ryan Cat1) next season. The NCAA tool.. ~reps toward improving '-.tudent-ath­ not be able to receive other NCAA benefits. mcluding spon­ Michael. a native of l\orth Carolina. could tran>ter to a DivisiOn U or Ifl s..:hool and Jete academic standards Ia. t week. approYing ..,e,eral sorship mone). ,iill play next season. He would be forced to sit out next season if he transfeiTed to a 1-AA reforms that could affect as much as 75 percent of men·.., I\ >chool. "\\hat the '\IC i\.\ is doing "1th thi-, tr) ing to say that Although he enjo}ed his time at the school. :O.lichael said he ne\er felt comfortable in basketball teams and more than half of the football teams. there are institUtion-, out there that ha' e not graduated an)­ Keeler's spread offense. Del a" are athletic director Edgar Johnson saitl he ha'> one in their men\ basketball program in a decade. yet mixed feelings about the reforms. which \\Ould penalite the} 'rc 111 the '\C \A tourney e\ ery year:· Johnson -,aid . Four Delaware athletes were recently a\\arded Coloma! Athletic A~sociation player schools that failed to meet standards til ice in four years. "Shouldn't they he held accountable for that') houldn't of the week awards. three times in seven year or four times in 10 years. there he some penalty·~ And the penalty is that tf )ou'rc not Men's lacro;se player, Matt AlriL11 (senior attackman) and Alex Smith ( fre~hman face­ "It looks prett} lenient to me:· he said. "But there arc gratluating !..ids. y ou·re going to lose scholarships and off specialistl were awarded player of the \\eel,. and rool,.ie of the week.. respectively. schools out there that haven't graduated anyone in 10 years. you·re not gomg to be able to participate m any \'CAA Alrich nctred a career-high five goah in his final game at Rullo Stadium and Smith To haYe them reach a minimum graduation JcycJ compara­ championship:· s,;ored a goal and won :?.0 of 27 face ,)ffs in the Hens 15-9 win over '1./o. 16 Denver on ble to their institutional setting four times in 10 years is cer­ Johnson -,aid the changes "ould not affect Del a\\ are. Saturda). tainly better than zero time in I 0 year.. The '\C \A Board of Dtrectors ah(> dtd J\\ ay "ith the - Softballers Carolynn Sloat pectively. for their perfonnance last weekend against To\vson. According to the NCAA Web <;ite. an assessment of the a\\ard scholarships. Sloat 11 on game No. 17 thi~ >ea~on. a roo!..ie rel:ord. a~ well a~ her 25th complete game approximate!] 6.000 Di\·ision I teams will be conducted Johnson said he wa" agaitbt the rule from the start and rhis season, a school record. and Streeb had a successful offensive weeJ,.end. upping her over a t\\ o-year period. Teams will be ranked according to was pleased to see it go. ,n·erage to .399. one point shy of the .400 marl,.. their Academic Progress Rates. which measures the percent­ " II you IH\\e an institution where a coach lea\Cs and

The men and \\omen's track and tield teams "til compete in the To\\·~on Invitational age of athlete::. who are complying with the NC A.\ academ­ !..ids transfer out. or kids get injured and can ·r play again ... tomotTow and the \'illantwa lm itarional on Sunda). ic requirements already in place. There are a numher of reasons "h) you might need m\)re Both teams are comtng off successful peri'ormanccs last weekend when they each Starting in the fall of 2007. the Graduation Succe'>s than fi,·e scholarships ... placed fiN in the second Del:~ware ln1·itationa.l. Rates of the lowest-ranked teams wtll be evaluated and The reason the C \ \ instnutetl the rule in the first Junior \•lil..e Yost ha~ been eason in thro\\ing events and sen­ compared \\ith the O\erall graduation rates of their schools. place \\as to pre\ent schools from running pla)er' off. inr Jerome Holder ha~ been vef) '>Uceessful in 110-meter hurdle<>. lf the team's rate is lower than that of its school's 0\erall Johnson said For the women. attention will yet again be on freshman /\land;. Stille who has been rate, the team \\ill face penalties starting in 2008. "I JUst thin!.. lle·r~ publ!shlllg the graduatiOn rate:-. and dommanr in the heptathlon. Junior Case) Bennett 1\ ill also be expected to perform solidly Teams that did not meet the standards t\\ ice in four that's all the mstltuttons need to be a\\ are of:· he sa1d. "and and perhap> secure her fourth pole vault title of the season. years would lose scholarships and the number of campus that's all the puhlic needs to be aware of. visits by recruits would be decreased. "We just need to do a better JOb of penalinng institu­ Team s that failed to meet requirements three times in tions that run kids off or don't graduate kids. That's \\hat 1 - Compiled by Bob Thurlow seven years would be ineligible to be involved in NCAA think the CAA "a' trylllg to addres~ ... championships in any sport. • The • Season to conclude Roa ep rt Women's lax faces Penn St.

BY TIM PARSO~S Hens defeat Maryland Staff Reporter The \\omen·, lacros ~e team 11 ill wrap up its 2004 campaign on Saturda) \\hen it faces off against :\o. 20-ranl..ed Penn State in a l p.m. match at Rullo Late rally extends win streak Stadium. The Hens (5-10. 2-5 CAAJ will have had a 17- The Dela\\are baseball team just l..eeps find­ tly scoretl Ed \lcDonnell. gi' ing the Hens a 7-5 Ja) la)off -.ince their la't game. an 11 - 10 victory ing wa) s to win . lead. oYer Temple on April 21. Sophomore Todd Da,ison·s -,acrifice ily in Da' ison·~ RBI pro,ed to be critical as Freshman midfielder Jenny Diana ~cored fiYe the top of the ninth inning scored the game-\\ in­ ~1ar) land led off the bottom of the ninth with a goab for the second straight game. while sophomore ning run as the Hens homerun b) Will Frazier to cut the Hens lead to 7- midtieltler Kristen Cellucci and junior midfielder defeated ~Jar) land 7-'6 6. Erin Edell each added t\\O goals for the He n,. Wednesda) at \lary land. Sophomore Joe Coutlon entered the ninth Senior attacker Shannon Kron led the game BASEBALL Dehl\\ .~re entered the inning and pre-,ef\·ed the\\ 111 for Delaware. '' 1th three assists. Junior goalkeeper Lauren Burt h mnth inning trailing 5-4. Dela\\are (25- 16) has now won five .traight made 14 saves to pick up the win. but after JUnior Brocl.. game-,. including II of its last 13. Hens 7 The layoff occurred because the Colonial DonO\ an was hit by a pitch The Hens \\ill face Hofstra in a three-game Athletic As ociation held the conference champi­ Maryland 6 "ith bases loaded that serie~ \taning Frida} 11 ith possible playoff impli­ onship over the weel..end of April 30 to May 2. The · brought home Bnan catiom on rhe line. as Delaware ''ill need to con­ -:onfercnce did not want the championship to con­ Valichka. tying the score at five. Later in the ninth. tinue its hot streak in order to make the Colonial tltc t with the final exam schedules of some member fre'>hman Dan Kozel.. scored on a "dtl pitch to Athletic Association pla)olls. ,chools. give the Hens a 6-5 lead. ~etting the stage for Delaware head coach Denise Wescott said she Da\ is on\ late-game heroics. DaYison ·s sacrifice thinks that the long break has helped the team. THERE\ lEW File Photo "We ~ave been able to rest our legs a little bit J unior midfielder Diana Hall is second on and reco\ er from some injuries that the girls the team in fouls with 34 (Lindsey Greer received;' she said. leads with 36). Even \\ith a losing record. Wescott aid she have been scored on Dela\\ are goalkeepers in 2004. Playoff future unsure helieves that her team is capable of competing with ver] good teams. while 191 were scored on the net-minder in 2003. "Our record is not a good indicator of how good Diana and Edell were named second team AII­ \\e are:· she said. "The team is really starting to play CAA on April 30. Diana leads the Hens in total points with 41 (35 for Delaware softball \\ell together. The defense has really been coming together well and the offense has been good at mov­ goals. 6 assists). <:md Edell has tallied 24 points (21 ing the ball up the field and creating scoring goals. 3 as ists). continued from page B8 a hit until the third inning and The game remained tied Wescott said she believes that the team will be Sloat retired the first II batters through the seYenth inning. but a ..::hances." "Right now. we just have to strong in the future. she faced. The game sacrifice fl) in the top of the "The] are the best team to do that since I took be optimi tic that the "As long a~ the girl continue to improve. they remained . core less eighth do,, ned Delaware. over coaching here.'· stars are in our favor should be able to compete for the conference title a until ~1ar) land The Hens were again unable The DeJa,, are offense has already scored one and that we '11 be there SOFTBALL few years down the road." she said . stroked t\\"O consecu- to jump tart themseiYes offen­ more goal than last season ( 15 1) with one game next Thursday:' she We cott '>aid she is hoping that the team will ti\ e singles a nd a sively in game two while the remaining. The 200-l squad ha~ also taken 79 more said. "It's a very diffi­ come read) to pia) on Saturda). ------double to put t\\O on Terrapins jumped on the board shots on goal than the 2003 team. cult po ition to be in... Terps 3 "We need to impro,·e our intensity a little bit." the board 111 the 11 ith two run~ in the first. Joseph Diana leads the team with 35 goals thi'> season. The Hen. ha\ e Hens 2 Gm. I II more than last year's leading scorer 1ikki she said "We need to set the pace and be consistent fourth. settled down and scattered four advanced to the CAA Te rps 3 Kucharski. in our play. "We ha\e come out sluggish in the past. The Hen hits O\er the next four innings. Tournament each of Hens Gm. Diana has 10 goals over the last two games. but I think the girls \\ill come to play on Saturday. 0 2 came back "ith two l\1aryland's Jessica Aditay::. the P .. E,·en though we knO\\ this is our last game. I ast two sea ons. ·------runs of their O\\ n in ( 12- 11) allowed onl) four hit in mcluding the game-winning tall) with 35 seconds finishing third in 2002 knO\\ that the girls will play with pride for the the fifth on a sacrifi ce bunt b) her . e\ en inning of work a she left in the last game against Temple. and fourth in 2003. school and \\ill be ,.ef) motiYated to win:· junior right fielder Kelle) Pasttc picked up the win in a complete­ The Delaware defense has aL o done better than Terrapins game one 'itarter and a sacrifice fl) b) senior first game effort. the 2003 squad. One hundred se\Cnt) -four goals Monica Cyphert did not gi'e up baseman Liz \Vinslo\\. inside \\ ho popped out toda\? • Baseball road report l11hnn: L'mta' II).'~ - '\D great ;o.t,;n Hunbard- 1946- 01" :'>!other • Men's lax recap Traci Lonh- 196,' - ''Actrc"·· • NCAA rule changes Eagk E:c Char:- 1%1) \1nga SPORTS Brad l,tJi,tcr - I •r7 - '\liLa ••• see page B7 May 7, 2004 • B8 Commentary D AN MONTESANO Wildcats capitalize on fast start

seconds into the quarter. adding three more unan-,\\ ered goa b. Lax falls Dela\\ arc meek I: countered \\ ith a Chad Holmes goal \\ ith 3:2-llcft in the half. hut Ihe Hens defense \\as at the in tourney mere) of the high-pm,erctl Wildcat artJ.ck.

BY STEPHE~ \lA'IG AT Stung into action b) Del a\\ arc's Sta/J Rt rJ(Jr/( 1 goal. \'i llano,·a gr-abbed l\\ o more goals t\11 season the men's lacrosse team before the half ended. Numbers had spent the first half recovering from With the -,core at 11-2. the Hens siO\\ -,tarts and grabhmg 'ictories 1n the drc\\ on pa-.t e\penence to ~hO\\ them­ \econd half. seh c~ Ihat a comeback "a., po.,sible. Unfortunate!) \'illano,·a was so far "We were thinking of the l'\lBC don't lie ahead at the end of the ftr-;t half game ." Rodnguez '>.tid "We came back Wednesda) night that Delmntre had no from an H--l halft1me score again\t them pparentl) Sunda) ts \!other''> chance of catching up . and we pulled that one otT so ma) be we Da). Of cour..c. I had no 1dca and The CA-\ pla;off showdown with could do it again ... 11 had to be remmdcd. Can't the\ \ 'illam)\ a ga'e the Hen~ a chance to The third quarter '>ht)\\ed prom1se -,end out a fa\ for stutT like this; redeem their loss to the Wildcats earlier \\ ith the Hen' scoring three straight Or an e-maiP Something') this season. Alas. the Wildcats maimed goab after gi,ing up one. THL Rl \ If \\ I 1k Photo Anything would be helpful torgu)s like the Hens 15-6. r\le\ Smith. \\hO \\ellt 16 lor 25 on Junior midfielder Joe Trentzsch pushes around a defender in a game me who never rcmemncr an: holida). bJrth­ \'illaml\ a e\.ploded like an M80 in face-oft .... scored h1s third goal in as earlier this season. Unfortunately, the Hens \\ere unable to get around da) or t quarter. AI rich -,cored the ne\t two and Del a\\ are said. "It was a clas... less act. and l think game on Saturd.I~ my own sn1pidit_. I'm getting to that.) Wildcat attacker Brendan showed signs of life closing out the third that\ prett) pathetic that he wouldn't Although DeJa\\ arc lost nut on nn See. the reTheo Epstein\ HO\\ -the-hell-did-the­ Y \\as ted the The C \ \ )olthall "Do you remember ll'hcre H '< parked?" "Uh. nope. !thought you H'ould remem­ Hot Hens take five-game pitching performances of I resh­ Championship i' scheduled lor ber ir." man Carol~ nn Sloat. JUnior Jenn \Ia: 13 to 15 and\\ ill he held <~t Then you remember to head toward Joe Joseph and sophomore Lindsa~ the location of the higi1Lst seed. Montana (JI6). make a right and you find Jones, \\ ho combmed to allow Del.!\\ arc head coad1 B J. win streak to Hofstra onl~- your car waiting in Jim Kelly (K 12). It's like just four earned runs. Fcrgu on said the thing her this with everything. S Ioat (I 7-13) recorded her team can do is practice tomor­ I once spent over two hours walking B\' CHASE TRI I\ l ~IER meetings. The same Towson team h~at 26th complete game in the TO\\. then sll and \\a it to 'ee around a mall parking lot becau-,e I was ure Stal] ReportN Del for thi to Commonwealth. ( 13-5). in M