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GROUP OF STUDENTS from several elementary schools in the San learning these mailpaths, They have down policy." Pitzer College came to UCSD Diego area, children are learning to read been in contact with Spain, Israel. The students from Pitzer are Aearly this month to meet with and write rhrough the computer. The .Germany and other countries. The Treasurer of the University of Part of the morning session of June researching things along these same studenlS from a special studies California advised the Regents May 17 10 at UCLA will be devoted to a review Cover: Life, libeny and the pursuit ofUCSD trivia comes Wizard, a computer communications One of the students, Valerie Polichar, lines, as well as immediate access to the communication course in order to of the Treasurer's Report. a study that link to the elementary school, can said in an interview conducted through computer. They have run into many that he will b.e making no further to the Guardian cover. Just how much do you know about discuss the ways in which computers was requested in January by the Regents answer almost any question. The kids the computer, "My intent is to rudimentary problems in communicating mvestments in companies with nes to UCSD? How much do you know about the Guardian? and the knowledge of them will affect 10 summarize current University ask questions ranging from what the reinvigorate electronic communications within their group. For example, Sandro outh Africa until the University's communications. The students from policies, holdmgs and investment How much do you care? Thousands of cems in cash and best type of computer is to what is between the UC schools that have Dura Rti , the professor for the computer investment poli )' question is decided Pitzer, one of the five Claremont options as the)' relate to companies Michael Jackson', phone number. access to Usenel. A newsgroup called class at Pitzer, wrote a lener to the next month. ThiS mformanon was prizes are at stake, so get your act together and play our Colleges near Los Angeles, are enrolled doing bu mess in outh Africa. The 'neluc·general' exists. but no one is students at UCSD (via the computer) reported b)' Regent Edward Carter, chair in a computer/communications class Dr. Michael Cole of the report is scheduled to be released and trivial game. using it- despite the faCt that at least abOUt some of his initial problems. of the Investment Committee. similar to the one at UCSD. Communications Department explained Circulated publicly on June 3. five UC schools have access to it. These problems included different Carter told Board members, -It is the News' The Communications Department is doing its thing on the The classes had made cOIl tact, via the the purpose of the device: "If children Treasurer's intention that between now Evetything from comparisons of computers on different campuses that D com;~ter , and the UC Regents have passed the funding proposal have difficulty. they can blame it on the and June, when the meeting on the Bill Evans. a dancer, choreographer Wizard: This redirects frustration or don't interface to each other as well as question of dive tment IS considered, and educator who has been calhng for a for the UniverSity Center. feelings of anger the child might have difficulty in learning how to use the various commands. that he does not intend-except m the greater emphasiS on the mind and body Opinions: A revisionist spins his crystal ball on th~ Iranian Through networking, toward the teacher and the computer "A newsgroup 'called most extraordmal)' and unusual connection in dance, will be in revolution, both old and new. The Alliance for. SUrvlval a~ds and places it on this thing called the As Duranti said. "The very stuff that circumstances-to pamcipate in the people can send messages residence as a Regents' Lecturer at another dose of vinegar to the divestment campaIgn. Plus 1yncal Wizard. 'net.uc-general exists, we are supposed to be talking about has purchase of stocks m companies that UC D May 29 through June 2. He wil! around the world to other "Thanks to this Wizard Project," said made our conversation partly more would be affected by the proposed be the guest of the Physical Educanon letters and dapper Doonesbwy. , Ezequiel Garber, who with other people but no one is using difficult or at least our task o r work divestment program," Caner said. Department's Dance Program. Perspectives: A founh grader's sto~ o~ a~ l~,dian's)ourney i.nto people who are hooked up. has been trying to create an it .... " more frustratin~ ." The decision affects common stock Evans, 45 , who has choreographed the world of the white man, and a wnter s I look mto the httle interamerican electronic network, Other computer communications purchases only nearly 100 works and performed all over "students at several schools in the projects involve local and international notes we write to ourselves, and why, UC currently has approximately $2.4 the world , is founder of a national computer, prior to their meeting after community are communicating, networking with elementary, high school billion invested in companies whi h, In tounng ensemble, a dance school, a Spons: The Cubans are heading for international waters as they some UCSD students discovered the exchanging messages and increasing campuses to discussions of student and college students, as well as hearing general, have approximately one percent series of summer institutes of dance and face off against the USA Men's Volleyball Team Sunday a~d "mail path" to Pitzer. They met in order their self-esteem and perception as problems could be aired on such a net, impaired people, and connecting to become familiar with the students of their assets in South Afnca. AsSOCIate a summer dance festival , aU of which Tuesday night in the Triton Dome, and the sports perspecnve students: and it could prove invaluable for various ethnic communities, Treasurer Patricia Small said today's bear his name. with whom they were conversing and to Many of the students at UCSD are intercampus relations-especially when Both groups felt the meeung was a discuss various projeclS that the deci IOn IS expected to have no On ampus a~ pan of the annual writer is analyzing again. working on networking. Through .It comes time for AS councils to make good experience, As one of the Pitzer measurable effect on the UniverSity's Undergraduate Ans Festival, Evans Will Hiatus: The triumphant return of the Undergraduate An~ Festival, students of both campuses have been networking, people can send messages decisions or university groups to meet students said. "I don't want to send $6.3 bllhon Investment portfoho. teach a master class, which will be open a little Comfort and Joy , record reviews, Caruso and Gomgs On, discussing. around the world to other people who and discuss proposed changes. It would messages back and forth to someone I She said, "Inasmuch as approximatcl)' to all community dancers. and give a ·We are exploring various uses of the are "hooked up" to the correct network provide a unifying factor between the don't know." Garber added, "I enjoyed computer from its possibly beneficial half of the Unlversit)'s portfolio of 010 performance in the annual via the computer. They are hooked up UCs which would be far stronger than the meeting very much. I think that it stocks IS In companies with no tiCS to Faculty tudent Dance Concert He Will COVER CONTEST BY CHRISTOPHER CANOLE role in education to its role in by phone lines and satellites. Trying to either conventional mall or telephone shows that person to person is a South Africa, there are suffiCient also teach university classes m facilitating communication," explined find the correct path, however, is much conversations can offer, allOwing a completely different experience. investment opportunuies Within (hat hst contemporary and tap dan e. Mike Biros, a UCSD student currently like trying to phone someone overseas greater 'power to the people' and giving Basically, it's different to be messaging to meet our no:eds." The master class is scheduled for 1 enrolled in the class. without a telephone directory or students and administrators more to a face-somebody you've seen-than AI UCSD, some stUdents are working Regents meet Jun~ 20-21 at San pm unday, June 2, In the orth operator assistance. Garber and Gail opportunity to interact and discuss, (0 someone who is voiceless and on a project known as the "Wizard." At FranCISCo ExtenSIOn Center. where they Balcony of UCSD's MaIO Gymnasium. Blumberg among other students, are rather than to merely accept or lay ~.~ ~ are scheduled to take up the mvestment tudents are required to register 10 requirements in four years ~Ith a . responsibility for academic planning qu(!stion. In additlon, the Board has advance by calling Ann Jones at 452· straight A record. Stafford will contmue and program review; academic scheduled a speCial meeting June 10 at 2020. The fee IS $6. hiS studies as an NSF Fellow at personnel poli y development and UCLA to hear public comment on the The dance concert, ofeaturing the Princeton University. The other students academiC compensation; and faculty basic Issues surroundmg outh Afnca. choreographiC work of UCSD faculty present typically had GPAs higher than development and affirmative action, and performed by students. will be D 3.7 in both their majors and general including graduate and professional . presented on Saturday, June 1 and educanon requirements. Also singled out student affirmative action. HIS salary Will A special meeting of the Board of unday, June 2 at 8 pm ar Mandeville Regents to accommodate additional for special recognition was Dan Fessler, be $89,500 a year. La .Io0a - Eastgate Center. Tickets. which are S5 for on the issue of recipient of the first A!. Hallowell award Moore joined UC as an assistant public testimony students and $7 for the public, will be Universl[)1 of California investment as the outstanding graduate in the professor in mathematics in 1961 , available pnor to the concert at the policy as it relates to South Afnca has Department of Anthropology. Chris . shortly after receiving his PhD at center box office. SELF-STORAGE been announced by Board Chair Vilma Shi naberger's recent award of a speCial Harvard University. He was made full Evans takes a holistic approach to graduate scholarship f,"?m the Institute professor in 1966. Martinez teaching techntque, emphasizing equal The heanng IS scheduled fo r June 10 of Recording for the Bhnd was also In 1978-79, he was an Adolph Miller mvolvement of mind and body. In at UCLA. Arranged by Mamnez In acknowledged. Research Professor. He served as chair recent years, he's Integrated inco his consultatlon with UC President David P An announcement was made of the Board of Trustees of the American approach trammg m the biomechanics Gardner, It will Include mvited speakers regarding the graduating class' selection Mathematical Society in 1973 and 1978, • INDIVIDUALS of movement and exercise phYSiology, and testimony from the general public. of Professors Steve Cox, literature, and and was vice president of the • HOUSEHOLD GOODS Evans whose works have been The "open mi crophone" portion of Paul Price, biology, as recipients of . organization in 1983-84. From 1979-82, perform~d by dance compaflles In the • BUSINESS the meeting, dUring which members of Revelle's outstanding teacher awards thiS Moore served as member of the United States, Canada and Europe, • RECORDSTORAGE the audience will be mvited to share year. Presidential Committee on the National captured the Guggenheim Fellowship for their o pintons, will take place dunng D Medal of Science, • INVENTORY choreography in 1967 and has received At UC Berkeley, Moore was vice chair the afternoon. seven choreographic fellowships from University of California RegenlS Specific details remain to be arranged, of the Depanment of Mathematics from California Policy Seminar the National Endowment for the An . approved all items on the agenda including a campus Site large enough to 1968-71, and served as dean of physical Currently servmg as resident announced at their Board meeting May accommodate Interested members of the sciences from 1971-76. He was director Call for Proposals teacher/ choreographer for Winnepeg's 16·17 at UC Berkeley's Lawrence Hall of of the Center for Pure and Applied University community and the pubhc. Contemporary Dancers, where he was Science. The Regents will consider changes In Mathematics from 1977-80 and, since 8448 EASTGATE cr. SAN DIEGO 92121 artistic director during the 1983-84 In addition, the Regents voted to 1981 , has been deputy director of the their investment policy at the June 20- schedule a public hearing in early season, Evans was an assistant professor Mathematical Sciences Research For the fiscal years 1985-87. funds are available to faculty on 21 regular meeting of the Board in an of modem dance at the University of September to hear testimony regarding InstitufC . all UniverSity of California campuses and associated federal lab· Francisco. Utah, Salt Lake City, from 1974 to 1976 UCs management of three federally • 'tv'MONITORJNG "Chairman Maninez and I felt that, and a visiting professor of dance at the owned laboratories (Lawrence Berkeley D oratories who are investigating policy issues on subjects of vital • 24 HOUR SECURITY due to th e Widespread Interest m this Laboratory, Lawrence Livermore National Universi[)' of Washmgton, Seattle from The TrilOn Dome will be jumping concern to Californians. The Seminar will consider any emerging • ARMED GUARD RESPONSE matter on the pan of faculty , staff, Laboratory and Los Alamos National 1979 to 1981. come Sunday and Tuesday nights. A policy issue of potential interest to state government. Examples students and the general public, the Laboratory). The Regents are scheduled • SECURE GATE ACCESS Evans holds a bachelor of ans degree in killer battle is scheduled to ensue Regents should provide a further to vote for or against renewal of their of policy issues are energy, toxic substances, federal1ands, wildlife • CONTROLLED BUILDING ACCESS English and a master of fine arts degree in between the 1984 Olympic gold opportunIty for as many people as modern dance, bOlh from the University of management contract with the preservation, education, health, finance, infrastructure, and eco • FREE CONVENIENCE CART USE possible with viewpoints and data- . medalist USA Men's National Team and Utah. He IS currently based near Salt Lake Department of Energy at thei r Board nomic development Funded researchers will work on their home which might help the Regents In their the offensively amazing men's team from City. meeting September 19-20 at UCLA. campuses and report their findings to the CALIFORNIA POLICY deliberations-to express them to the Cuba. Board directly," Gardner said D o "This will be war," says Karch Kiraly, SEMINAR and interested state government officials. Calvin C. Moore, professor of a powerhouse for the Amencans. 458-1950 Los Angeles was chosen as a hearing Revelle College'S academically top 100 students were honored at a special mathematics, UC Berkeley, has been Both games begin at 7:35 pm. Tickets site to give Southern CalIfornia Projects will be accepted for both short- and iong-term funding. constlluenCles a chance to air their banquet Frida}', May 17 at Club Med. appointed assistant vice pre s id~nt of can be bought on campus from women's SUMMER SPEOAL Short-term projects (funded for between $5,000 and $20,000, views directly to the Regents, according The annual event, supported by a n academic personnel and planmng for volleyball head coach Doug Dannevik to Martinez. ThiS complements several anonymous donor, featured speeches by UCSD . effective July I for $5 and $9. Tickets are also available on average) should be completed in less than 12 months, with public discussions of the Issue already Acting Provost Tom Bond, Professor The appointment was made by the at the door. research findings available by March of 1986. Long·term projects 3 MONDIS Regents at their Board meeting May 17 held or scheduled In orthem Ememus Roger ReveUe and Professor o will be funded at approximately $50,000 over two years. Mom~ Fnedkm. Twenty·two faculty and at UC Berkeley'S Lawrence Hall of California. A pow-wow is being thrown by the five Revelle College staff members JOined Science. Thltteen regents attended a 4lf2· hour American Indian Faculty/ Staff In recognizing extraordinary academiC Moore. 49 , replaces Edward Blakely, Application forms may obtained from your dean or department divestment forum arranged by UC Association Saturday, May 25 , 8 pm to be Berkeley students on Apnl 7, and the achievement. who resigned Se ptember I, 1984. Leon chair, and from CALIFORNIA POLICY SEMINAR (Institute of "49 midnight. Included in the event will be ttre EspeCially acknowledged and Mayhew, profe sor of SOCiology, UC Board is sc heduled to hear on the 1raditional dancing and ceremonies, Governmental Studies, 109 Moses Hall, University of California, investment Issue at its May and June, representing the students was Charles Davi , has been acting assistant vice preSident. Mayhew will return full -time dance contests and exhibitS. The pow Berkeley 94720; phone 415/642·5514; ATSS 8-582-5514). Budget Spaee? meetings. A portion of the afternoon Stafford, outstandmg graduate of the wow will be held in the Revelle to the Davis campus as dean of the meenng of the Regents on June 20 in class of 1985. Mr tafford completed a Cafeteria. The public is welcome. We Have Plenty! San Francisco has also been reserve<;i for .physlcs major and philosophy mmor College of Letters and SC iences In hi S new posillon, Moore will have - Ren~e Wenrick public tesumon),. and all Revelle general education Thursday , May 23, 1985 5 .,,' , ~INI~ . .. ,. " . . ~ ". .'~~ ~.:~.... ,. . ... , ll Rationalizing hysteria Is time expanding? What are the propenies of time? disclosed only to administrative and student agencies Editor: Time must be considered in science classes; 1 feel time which are direcdy involved. I wish to correct an honesr but politically destructive has been neglected. Do you know of any time classes? Personal assaults, such as "You are a liar," only cause error on the pan of Suzanne Ufson (Guardian, 5/ 20). Is there a time research lab on campus? Thank you for further speculation of DermiJjian's motives. Public As 1 do not wish to misrepresent my viewpoint, 1 will satisfying my curiosity defamation is not appropriate. 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JIIH tWtSEN, PtII» ~ c:wa 1HCJM1 IUSNSS ~GIP.S: SHENa. ~_IW.L I'MLLAQR. a. A Revelle College Publication· University of Co lIfomla , San Diego IYew Intenu Appointed Dan', Comer We would like to congratulate the Ra:ently. a group of residence hall four new interns who will be working and offumpus students went to the for the Dan's OftIce In the 1963-86 Chid of Police to present Information academic year. !'loon Programming on why more yellow spaces were Intern will be David Shin mel. nf!f!df!d In the parking lot bdlind the The bach of the Registrar's Office. site of the new University Center. hculty/Student Programmer will be Mud Huts. 1bf! Chid was open and Heather 8rldgeman. Commuter responsive to their concerns. WIthin Advisory Board Intern will be MarIanne ten days of their Ylslt, 25 undcr-u!fld McVeigh and the fditor of Reudl.tlons red spaces were converted back to will be Sai Veas. Best of luck to them In yellow spaces. Student Center budget approved the coming year. During the Open House held on ampus May 5. Rnelle students put on an Cltraordinary RenalsIance hire. It The UC Regents Friday approved the $18.6 miDion budget proposal for the MMlemlc Update was a very rewarding CYalt for cyeryonc new UCSD University Center. giving the Administration the go-ahead to start work on the project. The end? I'tl. not yet. but finals are involved. I tblnk the quality of the ralrc Just around the corner. It's time to Is directly attributable to the The Regents also approved the Student Center Board's selection committee check your Spring 1985 Schedule of organizing skills and cooperative effort recommendation for the project architect. The architect should have a model of C~ for any conflicts In final ClIm of Revelle students. I think the above the facility prepared by October. scheduling. If you have three or more OVer JO() graduating seniors will partldpate In Revelle's graduation ceremony. which will two cyents clearly cJcrnonstrate the According to Dr. Tom Tucker, assistant vice chancellor of undergraduate finals on the same day. please contact be held at 2:00 pm on Sunday. June 16. on the south lawn behind the Humanities Ulnry power and skill po!IC5Sed by Rnelle affairs, the $18.6 miUion budget includes $1 million from the Chancellor's your instructor about alternative Building. stuclcnts. It Is my hope that many other discretionary funds, $1 million in registration fee reserves, $2 million in funds 1bf! ceremony will continue traditions from past )'W's. with the only rn¥H' difference stuclcnts will emulate the!f! students arrangements. If you need verification to be generated by 25th anniversary celebration fundraisers. $9.1 million from of these problems. come to the Revelle being two student speakers Instead of one. 1bf! ceremony will begin with a processional and continue to work together towards followed by an Introduction and remarks by Richard Atkinson. 11Iis will be followed by a enriching their lives IIId the IIvcs of fee increases effective at ground breaking, and $5.5 million from the University Provost's Ofnce for assistance. Bookstore. Don ·t leave incomplete! An commencement address given by John S. Galbnlth. put UCSD Chancellor. now profcs5or of their peers on campus. incomplete grade. marked "I" on the History. Then Katherine Hall will present her commencement speech. followed by the n..... r .... rll.D. Groundbreaking is expected next spring. presentatlon of special awards and the distribution of diplomas. The ceremony will conclude transcript. will be assigned to all AdDg 0eM1 IIftdle College The University Center was approved by students last year who voted for a students whose work is not completed with a speech given by .Jamie Baudluon. Graduation Committee Chairman. $25-per-quaner fee increase, but was not approved by the Regents until the two This year's graduatlon will continue with the motif of "personal." comments Sarah Spear. for good cause (l.e. Illness). This "I" It7ut Ua AIIeMI? day meeting in Berkeley. The new ce nter will be nearly five times the size of the grade may be replaced. upon <6aduation Committee member. The focus of the ceremony will be on the combined existing center, which was built in 1973 and expanded to 22.000 square feet in You would be if you worked for the Guardian! personality of the graduation class. This tone will be depicted through the words of the consu!tatlon with your Instructor at an On Sunday. June 16. over JOO 1976. student speakers. Contact Phil or Phil at 452-6580 and ask about 'internships agreed date. by completing the stuclcnts will graduate tram Rnellc Although the center has not expanded in nine years, the campus population Hall's speech Is primarily about fielng the future without the fear of new things. She College. ror many of these students. required work. (If the "I" Is not is expected to have grown 60% between 1976 and the time the center opens in for next year. replaced by the last day of finals week comments. "I'm really happy to have been chosen as commencement speakerl It's a step this ceremony will mark the end of down from being watermelon queenl " Her future plans are "to avoid reality as long as their scholastic yem's: for others. it will 1988. of the nut quarter. then It will lapse The new building, which will occupy the site where the Administration Into an "r" grade for that course. ) If possible." She adds. "I loved it here. but after four years I'm glad to get outl " signify the bcglMing of CYaI mort Get a life! you upcct to receive an "I" grade. you Baudluon's speech takes a slightly different tone. explaining "why we came to college." Intensive studies. Here is a SIJIIple of Complex now stands. will also double the size of the bookstore. ~ must get Instructor approval on the He comments. "I've always wanted to be !J'aduation speaker. I've put a lot Into Revelle what some of Rnelle's Class of '85 will - Scan Wagstaff Work for the Guardian "Request to Receive Grade Incomplete college and wanted a chance to say goodbye. I also wanted to address the question that many be doing In their lives after college: students have asked me: 'Why are we here?!' '' His fUture plans include a year's position as a rorm" prior to the IInal examination Samuel ~izlan: Medical!chool at the period. legislative author. "After that. I'm really not sure." he admits. The Graduation Committee members include: Baudizzon. ChaIrman: Celia Heu: Michelle University of ~ Test your skill and learning! Spring I\alJlcth AJpem: McdJcal school at the ahead of your language requirement by Miller: Sarah Spear: Steve Tran: and advisor Yolanda Garda. Baudluon rem.ks: "11Ie Graduation Committee has been really fantastic! Because ofthelr sensitivity and hard work. University of Teus. OIlveston taking the proficiency exam June 8 at Cynthia Anfinson: Graduate work at Warren Resident Halls Proudly Present 9:00 am In US8 2722. The oral this graduation will be sorMthlng very special. " Cornell . interview will follow on Tuesday and Pilar Ailrrecoechea: MBA program at Thursday of the IInals week. June 11 SDSV and 13. Students wishing to try their DIIvld Boggs: Medical school at the JOBS Dr. Michael Dean luck. should sign up for 80TH portions University of Oklahoma of the exam in Pitt 2125 during the Steve 8radford: Graduate work at UCSO IN SOCIAL' CHANGE World's Foremost Hypnotist ninth and tenth weeks of this quarter. Jennifer Burgess: Graduate work at Students wishing to be tested In UCSD in Ungulstlcs Thursday, May 23, 1985 7-10 pm languages other than Spanish. rrench. !'lay 24: Magician on the Plaza; sponsored by NP8: 12:00 noon. Scott Chalmers: Graduate work at the • Toxic Waste • Travel and Benefits USB 2722 Oerman . and Russian • .should contact - UCSO Semi-formal. 9pm. Tickets on sale now. University of Teus. Austin • Women's Rights • Summer/Career Options f.d Wade in the Revelle Provost's Office - Happy Birthday. Karen Peters. Youngcum Chung: uti A5sistant at Tickets - $2 in advance for other arrangements. !'lay 27: Continental Commuter Breakfast: 7~9:OO am. 50~ In the Community Center. U(3() • Central American Policy • $10,000·$13,000 per year May 31. 1985. is the last day to drop !'lay 3l: Luncheon with the Humanities professors for rreshmen only; invitations will be James Cooper: uti Technician for $3.50 at the door classes this Spring without the penalty mailed out. World Health Organization in of the "W' grade. Mark that date I The Jl8le 5: Watermelon Queen Pagcan. 8 pm In the Revelle Cafeteria. SwItzerland Call Between lOam and 1 pm For advance tickets contact Joey Tse at the Warren Provost's Office or Gil "w" grade walts ror no onel JUDe 7: Watermelon Drop. 12:00 noon at Urcy Hall. featuring the music of "The Boys" John DeGulde: Medical school at Griffin at the Warren Resident Dean's Office, or contact any Warren College -tileD caprio JUDe l61 Commencement Ceremony of the Class of '85. Revelle: 2 pm on the South Lawn. wyola strJtch RA. - Graduation Party in the Pub. ~ drinks. hors d·oeuvres. music. Graduates free. guests $2. David Dungan: Medical !Chool at the Tickets on sale now at the Box OffIce. University of Teus -All proceed. to go to the Ethi~piaD Relief Fuad- JUDe 17: Honors Banquet. Dominique rillOU1: Mechanical 585-8130 !'few PIlla To study ~nccr for S-Tron Avoid crowded cramming In HU Harold Gelfman: Medical school at ua CAMPAIGN FOR ECONOMIC Start studying now for Spring nnaisl DIvkI Halgren: Grldaute work at The Revelle Cafeteria will be open for QottJngen. West Germany DEMOCRACY quiet study on May 28 and 29 (Tues. and Rona Hu: Medical school at ucsr RESUME SERVICES Wed. of 9th week ) and on June 3. 4. and IfCC Comer Plb1ck HuoU: Research Assistant at In Los Angeles: (213) 393-3705 5 (PIon. Tues, and Wed. of loth week ) UCSD Med. Center In San Francisco: (415) 863-5050 from 8-12 pm (eJtcept for Wed. June 5 In the news this week. an RCC subcommittee has been fonned to look Into the problem of Ju Kim: Graduate work at the when the hours will be from 9:JO-12 vandalism and theft In on-arnpus parking lots. students report that there has been a marked University of Chicago pm ). There Is good lighting and lots of Increase In the number of vehicle accidents. Inddents of vandalism. and vehide-related Lt.ah Kochman: Luke Air rorce Basc. room ! Sponsored by Revelle thcft.s In the last sevenl months. "In many cases. students wllllalYC their cars. mum a few ArJzona has t;ducatlonal Programming. hours later. and nnd that It been hit. with no witnesses. no note. or anything elx to point MIry Muwell : Law school at USD out who mlFt have done it." subcommittee initiator 8mIt Ostcrstock related. PIrklng lot GIlvin McClure: Graduate work at The home of the ConunuUr IYew, thdts. mostly of automobile accc.ssorics. Is also on the rise. and vandalism continues to be a Cornell slgntncant problem. RCC would like to remind you that if you have had something taken. or Crystal Murphy: Lab Technician at the Do you have trouble IInding a have had your car damaged. to report the incident to the police. whether or not you think Salk Institute 39¢ halllburger. they need parking space in the morning? Located there is a chance of recovery: this Informatlon for their Illes. Carl Owadl: Graduate work at UCSD ~ The search for a permanent Revdle Provost Is in full swing now: acting Provost Tom Bond's near the UCSD eJttens/on buildings Is a Jamcs Rlgopoulous: 8roker with u('l)OIItJ1dJ new parking lot. It Is very large and term encb this year. Several appointees are being consIdcred.lncludlngDr. Bond. The Provost GIobII IDSUrlJlce Agency ~ ~ Search Committee will be meeting at the end ofthls and over part of the euly summer to r'fl- J {Iou.m even during the worse times of the year Cynthia Rozanski: Te«her fducatlon I ] Ilna1ize the appointment. u<.>O I,!; ~L.-:- morning. there are spaces available. Program at SDSlJ ~ M\ra~fRd Another new parking lot is Ioatcd by Recent controversies over the pius/minus grading systems and the Revelle foreign trIc Ruston: Technical Manager for the Institute of the Americas. 80th of language protIoocy requirement have prompted the Revelle Curriculum Rcvtcw Committee Caldwell Commercial. Inc. \J Vli-r ' ; 7140 Miramar Rd. San Diego these lots require "s" permits and arc to reYiew the!f! matters. 1M pIus/minus gncIlng system has COIIIf! under fire IS an Beth Silverman: Medical school designed to handle overflow parking. unsatlnctory progress report system bccaWIC of the Inherent weighting toward the lower Ch.1es StaIford: Graduate work at I l..II __ .JI A sharp, professional resume says a lot about you. At Revelle. In addition to the huge end of the grade scale. and bccaWIC dthe faculty·s Inconsistent adoption of the syIlan. Many Princeton In Pbysics ~t!!!!!!-!!!!------ALL AMERICAN-MEAL ----r~ ...... lItudents feci that the controversy would not exist had some provision been JIIIdc for ,. -- Come to Klnko's for crisp, clean copies of your parking lot outside the Humanities "Icoletta Stefanldis: Southern Quarter Pounder" with Cheest!. Larlt: Fry, III..!..=.. resume on specialty papers with matching envelopes Ulnry. there arc places to park on recognition of an A+ gndc. Abo. the question of foreign language "proIIclaK:y" vs. Callfumla College of Optometry ~ Medium·Size Soh Drink C... h v..... 110 :7:, Torrey Pines and I'tlrth Torrey Pines "completion of units" has been brought up. The Language department bellcyes that more Ingrid Stuiver: Graduate work at the II - II It's tast. Affordable. And very Impressive. Road. Take advantage of this parking stJ1ngent standanb should be adopted to determine student proftclency. Both of these University of ArJJOna will be addres!fld In a survey to be releated 11 area while It lasts. The city Is conccms soon. David 'bylor: Graduate work at OC8 II Lll11lt onc ( justified by my eventual large gains. that never come. After all thiS, I have Psych lO3's theory of self-control would concluded that getting in shape takes a be put to the test. The small discomfons certain commitment. But it is a presented no problems. It was the large commitment well worth making. The old ones that kiUed me. Aches, pains, adage "You need a sound body to have The battle coughing, wheezing, shin srlints and a sound mind" is nakedly obvious dizziness were just a few 0 the niceties during finals (no pun intended). Long I p.ncountered in my bout with running. study hours and mega-cups of coffee Sure, it felt good when it was over, but it tear at a person's body and spirit. was sheer hell during the run, 111 tell ya, Ever wonder why so many people of the bulge this pain/pleasure relationship took catch colds during finals? Your body some getting used to. knows why. So, if you fmd yourself USA vs. Cuba Even today, as I sit at my typewriter, some weekend, glued to the 1V, By ALICIA AGOS, Sports Editor Third and Final Phase LYMPIC GOLD MEDALISTS are balls off the ceiling. The Cubans range Just being drawn 10 UCSD lately. from 6')" to 67". Customarily, they're O On Saturday, Greg Louganis and the sIZe of an NBA basketball team, THE Quit Wasting company w!ll grace the air and waters of They play above the net like the Lakers Canyonvlew in a diving exh ibition. play above the rim. The Cubans' style of PINES OF LA JOLLA Your Then on Sunday and again on Tuesday, play is built around total power." the main gym will be packed to the D.on't think, though, that the L(I ./olla S('(I /)«' ( ' Z(,S unci ElIrop('un 1il'iIlP Time & Money ('(lress ~Jou (I///)e PitH'S of Ul.lo//u. Pools, ."01 XIS, rafters with excitement as the USA Americans will be pushovers. Karch Our career profi Ie Men's National Team wiD face off Kiraly, Dave Saunders, Craig Buck. Steve S(lIlIl(lS (U)( I H/c(JII('/1 )(11/ cOlirl ('Ilter/oill ~JOlI. against the ever-aggressive Cuban Salmons, Mike Simmons, Aldis Berzins EIlCh(lll/ill!l Ir(/Ji(lll !/OrcIc'IlS. SClI/pH"('.<; , testing program will National Team. and Pat Powers are the rerumees from !,olllll(lins (In(/ ('OllrtUOU/S fe/OX !IOU. EII(O/lI'(111 The two-match series will be an the gold medal team. Team USA ·is led col lillClI'li (ll1d mlll'( (/('('()((IIOf /(,(//lIfe.<; wI'lCOIll(, bri ng out how intense one, primarily because the twO by Captain Karch Kiraly. Kiraly was UOll/0!J0Uf OI1('ortlt '() l>edf(Xlln home. \'ISI t ollr UNIQUE YOU ARE teams, as far as athletics and politics go, named All-World at the Olympics and Soles Cel1t(,f /o(/(/!). have never been, shall we say, friendly. recendy won the Olympian ponion of Call Ed or Barbara at 459-7342 Doug Dannevik, the UCSD women's VA, FHA. NBC's Superstar Competiton and Conventional Day or Night volleyball head coach and the on finished second to Mark Gastineau of Financing Available campus coordinator of the series, noted, the New York Jets in overall LeARNiNG "Historically, the Cubans have knocked competition. USA out from the Olympics, but with The Americans' new coach, Dunphy. CENTeR the last Olympics, the Cubans didn't go 'is not without credentials, This series because of the Soviet-led boycott. This will mark the debut of Dunphy's 1985- also is the first international match for 88·coaching stint for the USA men's the Americans since they won the gold team, Dunphy will join the team after medal, and it's the first international taking Pepperdine University to the match for Marv Dunphy, the new head 1985 NCAA VoIleybaD Championships. coach." Even though the two matches are not Tickets bought off campus are 510 scheduled to begin until 7:30 pm , the courtside and 56 in the bleachers. doors of the Triton Dome will swing Tickets bought on campus, however, will open at 6:30 pm. If you're going and cost you 51 less, Dannevik, from whom you want to see something extraordinary the tickets can be purchased, has his in terms of sheer power, hit the gym at office in the main gym (by t.he P.E. 6:30 and watch the Cubans warm up. OlTice), and can be reached at 452- Dannevik said enthUSiastically, "It's 2586. Tickets will be available at the lile Steve Salmons powers away agamst the Brazilians m the Olympic gold medal match. exciting and amazing to watch (the door but this practice is discouraged bI.. Cubans') warm-up. They'll be hitting Dannevik. KAJ By ROB HASWELL HE OTHER DAY I noticed everyday schedule dutifully, At first 1 was rock bottom, No one watches PKA full fitness." I decided to 1) watch what I eat something strange. It seems that able to ignore the occasional signs of contact karate. I knew only one thing (I'd never eaten slowly enough to watch Don't Miss a Day at the Beach T over the course of this year, the sprouting growth . But the seedling remained before my demise as an before), 2) lift weights. and )) run. Uh, the •.. someone has been playing an ingenious, grew. "Fat," the ugliest three-letter word active , functioning member of society jog. My reasoning behind this plan was for well-planned, extremely sadistic in the English lan);uage, had infested was complete. Then ... it happened. good: If I do a little of aD three, thereby practical joke on me. I came 10 the my thoughts. It had become a vine that One Sunday, with nothing to do and a avoiding the dreaded disease called realization one day, while dressing for strangled my very being. My perceptions lot of time to do it, I sat down in front dedication, I could get in shape school, that somehow, someway, of the world began' to change. My of my 1V and watched the Denver Gold gradually-without kiDing myself. It was Giant Dipper someone had taken all my pants and favorite pitcher in the major leagues was play the Ponland Breakers from the a nice plan. Custer had a nice plan, too. cleverly substituted exact duplicates suddenly Rick Sutcliff (for reasons O[her opening kickoff to the final whistle, I So did Don Shula in last year's Super (right down to the familiar markings of Bowl. Chili Cook-Off everyday wear) which were a size or a I obviously didn't know what I was size and half tOO small, My emire stock getting into. My diet was the first to go. of Levis, cords and slacks, which had Late night trips to Alberto's, the 79¢ Bi); always fit snug. yet never tight, had Mac at the Miramar McDonald's, and SUndIIy, M.., 26th 10... to 4 pm disappeared , Instead , I was stuck with eggs in the morning were hard to let go the tmposter pams which always of. A celery stalk was a meager substiTUte Mlalon a.. ch Roller co.ter Site seemed on the verge of explosion. At Fighting the for a came asada burrito at 2 am on a any given moment, I expected a button Saturday night. I modified my "diet." Whoops. Wrona Sport: (clockwise from top kft) Deon Stein, Tim PickwtU, Kartn to fly off my "alleged LeVIS" and nail "Eat good things," I reasoned "and you can this YNr - Open to the Publici Costello, Tmk Joy, someone standing at close range. I'm eat just as often." I ordered a chicken talking tight here, . sandWlch on my next trip 10 Burger King. Not being extremely pleased with the battle of the Finally, I put myself on a strict seafood • 100 gallons chill for the tasting, Budweiser ~ situation, I asked my friends to fess up diet. When I saw food, I ate it. and soft drinks • to the caper. Even though I used a Weightlifting fared slighdy bener, I • C~mora~ t-shirts on sale - proceeds thorough , secret agent-ish interogation like lifting weights. You sweat some, you help save this historical landmark method, I could get no confession. breathe hard, and you get "pumped up." WHOOPS, WRONG SPORT What's more , my friends looked at me BULGE I feel good after I lift. One also develops • Celebrity judges TEAM BADMINTON like I was nuts when I told them about a cenain camaraderie with' the people • Bluegrass band & ~ntertainment the practical joke! My best friend even who lift during the same regular times. . • Admission $2 If this is their wrong sport, I'd hate to see their right spon. had the audaCity to suggest that maybe NO[ a fullblown friendship, mind you, This powerhouse badminton team has blown through their " there hadn't been a joke played on me just a mutual recognition that each of league with litde competition. Led by multi-talented Deon at all , M"ybe, he suggested , I was Just than his ERA). Fat little field goal watched every ugly quarter of a USFL you, however different your lives are, out of shape. I scornfully laughed at this kickers , forever waddling on and off the game' Welcome to rock bottom , share this means to a mutual end. So I "The Bird" Stein, they defeated the Nameless Wonders in a suggestion. "Me?" I laughed , "Out of football field , always aVOiding contact, With nowhere else to tum to (except stuck with weightliftlng; lifting harder semi-close match 5-3. But it was really never in doubt shape?!" No way. "Why, I was a three suddenly appealed to me , Things gOt spiritual counseling), I decided to get in than some, nOl as hard as others. The sport man in high school. In fact , I'm worse. My weekends were suddenly shape. There are numerous ways to get problem with weightlifting was that even Congrats on being Miller Team of the Week, and good luck playing two 1M spons right now; and I'm' fiUed with six packs, order-out pizza m shape and I knew one thing- they all though my chest got bigger, and my ~o all of you who have to play these guys and gals in their right golfing once a week." This last thought and the Pro Bowlers Tour. One night I hurt. I decided that I would use a arms got stronger, my pants still didn't sports. confoned me. 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In Up On Th e Sun both cases, the writing is cautiously tGirl' and tPuppets' simplistic, "Dreams," for example, SST isn't much more insightful than that Tvvo sides of UCSD: By MIKEL TOOMBS trashy film about Farmer, Frances, but the songs are still far more T Rt.'cords has made a name for Batman.") A a songwriter, to be doing almost everything in the involving than a great majority of Dr. Science and Mr. Art itself with an adventurous roster of Kirkwood delivers his surreal world to avoid that particular dead others' chart-conscious efforts. hardcorl.'-a nd-more punk bands that imagery with punk like brevity and a end. The reason is Tracey Thorn, includes Black Flag, Husker Du and welcome-if obliquc-sl:nsc of With its debut album known to us fans as simply The continued {Tom page 3 Another project is a video which will the Minutemen (which has just humor; his co mic contemplations cryptically self-titled in this ountry Voice. Thorn can give depth to an tearing the disturbance created focus on John Wayne's fetish with released an intriguingly jazzy EP on II aused some to think of that and ironically called Eden overslick pop conceit like "When would be too great. the Geisha girls of Japan. Still ca lled ProJecr Mersh) . album as a parody ofNei! Young, but elsewhere-EBTG flirted rather All's Well," and, for a moving finale The drama department's main another will build a 12-sided The Ml'at Puppets are perhaps the Young, however unwittingly, has extensively with cool jazz which to the record, she saves "Angel" contribution will be the inside/ outside painted environment most provocative of the lot, already clai med that dubious honor. despite occasionally outstanding (decidedly not the Madonna hit), a Undergraduate Theater Festival to be placed in the middle of Revelle despitl'-or perhaps because of-thl' Like much of II, Up On The 1m is results, left the record-buYing public song about the pitiful plight of "an which will feature both published Plaza. Needless to say, this is all very fa t that there is barely anything a combination of reflective vocal and cold. honest girl turned thief or whore," plays and student plays. All design, BIG art. acting and directing will be done by hard cofl' about the band. Putting instrumental numbers that often The principal problem was that from becomming maudlin. Visual arts has still more to offer, undergraduate students. aside the band's name and titles evoke the Puppets' desert environs . Ben Watt and Tracey Thorn, who Although the upbeat songs work including a film festival June 6 at 7 There will also be two outdoor (from thl'lr previous album, the The record suffers o nly in form the creative core of the group, fairly well-interestingly, "Are You pm and a very large group exhibition drama events. The Killer by Eugene really neat Mell! Puppets II like " Split comparison with the intriguing are not smooth operators like, say, Trying to Be Funny?" sounds like a Monday through Friday of the tenth Ionesco will be performed at Myself in Two" and "I'm a Mindless variety found on the previous Sade. Thus, the task Watt and distant cousin to Los Lobos' "Will week, culling the talents from all the Stonehenge at 6 pm June 6-9. Idiot" (which turns out to be an release, which also had the band Thorn, two of the unhappiest the Wolf Survivd"-Thorn is more art classes on campus, with a closing Central library'S parking lot will instrumental), the Meat Puppets' rocking out with a ouple of semi looking people ever to grace an in her element with ballads like reception on Friday from 4-7 pm. sound ould be loosely described as thrash tunes and even one Led album sleeve, appear to have set for "Shoot Me Down," which finds her house an ambitious multi-media arty folk-country, complete with Zeppelinesque song. themselves on Love Nor Money is to stretching out vocally, and "This performance titled Despoiled Share / All in all the Festival promises to Biblical all usions and a nod to Blonde put across their pessimistic outlook Love (Not for Sale)." The latter is Medea material/ Landscape for be an incredible display of students' on Blonde-vintage Bob Dylan. in digestible pop capsules. especially noteworthy because its Argonauts June 7 and 8 at 8 pm. ideas, energy and talent. As the The Puppets are led by singer Everything But The Girl The result is something like "Ugly highly personal lyrics about "The The visual arts department's Festival gains momentum and more guitarist Curt Kirkwood, whose Love Not Money Little Dreams," a tribute to Frances small thoughts of a small town funding has gone mainly into support, UCSD's IJ<:rsonality will somewhat morose vocals give Up On Blanco y Negro Farmer backed by an almost hokey girl/Grew up and wanted to change financing eight individual project not be thought of as so one-sided. the un a strong consistency. (He is country arrangement, or the song the world" echo and update those of grants. One project will attempt to The incredible amount of creative also a fine whistler, with "Maiden's The road to commercial obscurity that expresses the album's title a song from her great Distant Shore create a giant picture using 270 Etch activity done specifically for this Milk" reca lling the fl uke '60s is often paved with good intentions, theme (,What d'you mean you need album of a few years back, "Small a-Sketch toys donated by the Ohio Festival is the soil out of which the whistling hit, "I Was Kaiser Bill's but Everything But The Girl seems love not money?") in jaunty fashion, Town Girl." Art Company. Each of the toys will creative efforts of the future will be one small part of a large picture. grow. SELF STORAGE FOR SUMMER 3 BBSBIORS MONTHS SERVICES NO DEPOSIT Summer Credits LOCK-IT LOCKERS I WITH THIS AD 9550 Keamy Mesa RCXJd NO ADMINISTRATION FEE San Diego, California 92126 $5 A Unit (619) 566-7090 (BRING THIS AD WITH YOU ) Transferrable To UCSD . 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I FlCoM THE IO ~I V I AfJ ,0 t1AI May 23, 1985 Hiatw 7 6 Hica"" May 23, 1985 .("~J . ' .) , I, ~ • . J" l l ' ~-; - ~ EARL _ WARREN~ COLLEGE A Warren College Publication, University of California, San Diego ~ "I" eo.nQulft! 10 ,"-'Jot at'Oto ..,...... 1O~,....~anaUt""~ . The Academic Internship Program The Peer Mentor Program Tm~·.·.·•• The Academic Internship Program offers juniors and seniors with at least Wants You ... a 2.5 ~PA the opportunity to earn academic credit while working full or part The Warren College Peer time In an off-campus placement. Placements are designed to match Mentor Program helps new ~tiVW students' major areas of academic study and to correlate with their career transfer students matriculate goals. into UCSD. This program 1I3IIZ:~ .•.• How Much Credit Can I Earn? matches new Warren College The Academic Internship Program may grant students up to a maximum transfer students with Warren of 16 units of credit which may be taken in increments of four, eight or 12 College continuing students. HELP WANTED units per quarter. You will work from ten to 40 hours a week. These volunteers help create a FALL 1985 INTERNSHIPS pecial link between new Six enthusiastic people transfer students, their major needed for job with no future, BEAT THE lAST-MINUTE RUSH IN SEPTEMBER departments, Warren College but lots of fun. Usher at the SEE US BEFORE YOU LEAVE FOR THE SUMMER and UCSD. Warren College Commence OR ... If you - have at least ten ment. Other helpers also VISIT US THIS SUMMER hours a quarter to needed. You'll receive a gift 8:00-12:00 and 1:00-4:30 volunteer certificate in return. Call MONDAY - FRIDAY - are a declared Warren Commencement NOW is the time to being your planning your fall 1985 internship! Many major opportunities are available-in all disciplines. Come into Warren Campus Central at 452-6171. Find - have a 2.5 GPA or 406 and talk with us about these exciting internships. out what your Commence higher ment will look like. Communications/Arts THEN THE PEER MENTOR Applications accepted to Internships can be arranged with San Diego television studios, PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! Monday, June 3. museums, newspaper offices, public relations and advertising firms, art If you are interested, please galleries, social service agencies, and local theaters. Students can also see Lea Mizumoto in the arrange their own placement in other areas of the country. Warren College Provost Health Professions/Pre-Meds Office, Bldg. 302 Warren A variety of research and clinical placements are available in San Diego Campus, 452-4350. and other locations. They include: UCSD MEDICAL SCHOOL & UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL, SCRIPPS CUNIC &: RESEARCH FOUNDATION , SCRIPPS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL, and the SALK INSTITUTE. , Attention New Spring - - - - - Psychology/Soci01ogy Students Quarter Students Excellent opponunities are available in schools for learning disabled, ANNOUNCING YOUR FIRST LEADERSHIP emotionally handicapped and physically handicapped children, QUARTER REUNION DEVELOPMENT adolescents and adults. Internships are also available in social service Remember at Orientation RETREAT agencies, hospitals and clinics. we talked about . getting Returning students-It's Bioengineering/Computer Science/Engineering together during the spring not too soon to begin thinking Outstanding opportunities are available for students in these fields. A quarter??? Well, the event has about attending the Warren few top examples are: KODAK, LORAL, CUBIC CORP., BEHRING been scheduled and we are Leadership Development DIAGNOSTICS, BURROUGHS, and NCR. Placements are also available at really looking forward to Retreat. Look for information the UCSD Medical Center and the VA Hospital. seeing you again. Let's meet early fall 1985. Local Government and discuss "how it's been Government internships may include aSSignments in research, writing, goin' ." public relations, and handling constituent relations. Placements can be Plan to attend arranged with: CALPIRG, CITY OF DEL MAR (Administrative Assistant to Wednesday, June 5 the Mayor and Assistant to the Planning Director), CITY OF SAN DIEGO 4:30-5:30 (Various departments), DISTRICT OFFICES OF CONGRESSMEN JIM Warren College . . BATES, DUNCAN HUNTER, BILL LOWERY, RON PACKARD, DISTRICT Provost Office OFFICE OF SENATOR PETE WILSON. COfiference Room Washington, D.C. Refreshments will be Do an internship in WASHINGTON, D.C. and EARN 4-12 UNITS OF served ACADEMIC CREDIT. Se~e a ten-week assignment on the staff of a For more information legislator, government agency or public interest lobby in Washington. contact Harriet Marsh (452- Work on Capitol Hill in the oifice of congresspersons, the FEDERAL 4731) or Lea Mizumoto (452- Summer Vacation. Now RESERVE BOARD, TELECOMMUNICATIONS RESEARCH CENTER, 4350). What? NUCLEAR INFORMATION &: RESEARCH CENTER, >JATIONAL Looking for something fun JOURNALlSM CENTER, CABLE NEWS NETWORK, RALPH NADER'S and exciting to do this ORGANIZATIONS. summer? Why not consider a The ALP. office can arrange excellent hOUSing in D.C. with interns from volunteer placement through all UC campuses. the Warren College Volunteer Anything Else Required? Program? We offer a large Yes. You utilize your academic background in producing a 'project variety of opportunities both related to your internship (an evaluative report, "take-home final ," on campus and throughout computer program, video tape, standard research paper). You select a the San Diego area. Volunteer faculty advisor to offer academic guidance, help you develop a bibliography experience is great material and evaluate your paper. for a resume and looks What's In It for Me? impressive on graduate school • Gain practical experience. applications. So, for only a few • Make valuable contacts. hours a week you will gain • Check out career interests. valuable experience and • Become more employable (looks great on resumes and grad school SENIORS: surely enjoy yourself. applications.) • Apply what you learn in the classroom. If you haw not receMd Feel free to browse through your Senior Letter about the placements and CHECK How Do I Get Started? Commencement, pick one up Come in to the Academic Internship Office at 406 Warren Campus US OUT! We are located in at the Warren Dean's Office. (across the street from the Provost Office ) one quarter before you want to the Warren College Dean's For cap cSt gown and intern. Office, yet any UCSD student invitation infonnation, call may participate in the The Academic Internship Program* * *i committed to increasing the the UCSD Bookstore. program. If you have any Remember to tum in your questions, contact Denise number of students from underrepresented populations who participate in internshIps. Our staff I a'Jailable to adVIse you regardmg opportunities Teacher of the Year Campbell at x4731 . appropriate to your academi and career Interests. Nomination form by May 27. 8 Hiatus May 23. 1985