A&E 10 The ST AR* September 26, 2000 The5TAR * September 26, 2000 11 Can't you people see there are guns here F. d .rr. t ~r th L" h·t ame an cOJJee . a 1,0~ zg SCHEISSE movie, there is more of a focus on where Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro spectrum is varied and unpredict By Mike Noyes By Lauren Seiden the characters and their relation meet in the diner. During this con Staff Writer able, which makes it that much Staff Writer ships with each other. The action is versation Caan tells Del Toro more interesting. The 10-minute just one of many ~ays in which · "Some day, it could be a year from For those of you still waiting for slot is all up to the individual to do What ever you've heard about these characters can express them now, it could be whenever. But your fifteen minutes of fame, would with it what he or she pleases. So The Way OfThe Gun, I can tell you, selves. you'll wake up and all you'll see is you settle for ten? If so, North Light whether a person wants to sing, it's not your average "kidnap the Philippe and Del Toro make an a pillow over your head and a you' 11 Books and Cafe, next to Oliver's practice a speech, do comedy, play pregnant girl" flick. amazing team. Although their con hear a pop." Market on East Cotati Ave, has an an instrument, read poetry or sim The Way Of The Gun follow~ versations are very philosophical Del Toro simply replies, "Until open mic every Tuesday night at ply vent about an issue: it is entirely TOP TEN REASONS the day." 8:30 to 11 p.m. up to him or her. However, perhaps To Live on Campua To Live off Campua As I said, inter The master of ceremonies is the world is not yet ready for your 11) Nothing substitutes Mom's 11) Turn's out the chicken surprise in twined in the action Psychology major, Eli Spector. particular hidden talent. Instead you is some of the best Spector began the open mic three may choose to watch from the spec t-,,--~• cooking like the cafeteria the caf. actually had no chicken dialogue I've ever years ago through ASP and has tators' seats wi~h your double latte 10) Learning to love the Sonoma 10) Sonoma Aroma: the smell of heard. In the open watched it grow from a room of 3 and a good book. ing scene (which is viewers to a full house. He enjoys The crowd is respectful, plenti Aroma nostalgia highlighted in the watching people overcome their ful, and as eclectic as the entertain- 9) Sleep 9) Sleep trailer) we see an ment. Most of 8) The infinite wisdom of the CSAs 8) The bullshit of the CSAs angry man and his the gathering even angrier girl crawls in 7) Class ~n campus = an extra 45 7) You can actually get some sleep friend confronting around 9 p.m. minutes of sleep 6) Damn fine to be 21 Philippe for sitting After 9:30, it is ~ on the man's car. difficult to find 6) Minors party best 5) Driving - now I actually know,_..__. <.) g Many colorful a seat inside, 5) No driving - saves on gas where 'B' section is = ;! words are ex but there is an 4) Always someone around 4) PRIVACY > changed between outside patio and standing for those stressfull times 3) Not getting tricked into 5;;, Phi Ii ppe and · the 8 couple- but the ic room in the 3) Freshman seminar easing taking Freshman Seminar ing .on the cake is back. the transition into college life 2) Losing that damned I when Philippe says, N o r t h Ryan Phillipe and Benicio Del Toro take aim "Tell that cunt to Light has a 2) Midnight Grill freshman 15 welcoming and two criminals, played by Ryan and force the viewer to ponder what shut up or I' II come over there and relaxed atmo -·- 1) Activities like the Condom 1) Utilizing what I learned at the Philippe and Benicio Del Toro, as the characters ponder, they connect fuck start her!" sphere with a Olym ics Condom Olympics they attempt to escape conformity. best during the long periods of time I think it must be noted that great selection While donating sperm, they over when they exchange no words. In there was more use of the word, of alternative hear a conversation about a girl, the heat of a gun battle, they can "fuck," in the first five minutes of magazines and played by Juliette Lewis, who is be read each other and know exactly this movie than I've heard in all the texts. The cafe ing paid 'one million dollars to be a where their partner is and exactly mo~ies I've seen this year, com . also has a good surrogate mother. So they decide to what he is doing. The way they bined. Later in the movi~. Del Toro ~ c'5 assortment of · kidnap her, but they have no idea cover each other is mind blowing. and Philippe are talking about death It's all for the ladies ... and what would happen if they met ! specialty cof- what they are getting themselves Giving these two a run for their ;;, j fee, juice, and into. money is James Caan, who plays God. Del Toro says "When I meet > snacks. The Now I could tell you a lot more the 'bag man'. He comes on strong God, I'm going to tell him I was .. Scandalous Stern servers are about the plot. I could fill you in on and from the first moment you have framed." S l: quick and By Mary Denton Long island, New York. His dad me away after his first show, if I all the juicy details, tell you every no choice but to fear this man. One This movie was very refreshing good-humored Staff Writer was a very strict radio engineer for were his wife. plot twist ( of which there are great moment occurs when Caan for me. For the past month, every Eli Spector rocks the mic at North Light Books. considering Raunchy, disgusting, AM and FM. Learning all about Mr.showbiz.com says, "He is many) ... but I'm not going to. That and Del Toro confront each other time I've driven by the movie the that they stay embarassing, insulting - these are radio through him, Stern would go now a ridiculous celebrity who would give away too ml!ch and I for the first time. Although they rec ater, there has been nothing I had late every Tuesday just for every just a few of the many words that into his basement and put on dirty plays with othercelebs. He has be couldn' t live with myself if I were ognize each other as the enemy, any interest in seeing. I almost felt fear of public speaking and accepts one to enjoy the open mic. come to mind when I think of puppet shows. He spent most of his come everything that he has railed to ruin this incredible movie for they show each other nothing but as if I were losing faith in the Hol only a free iced latte as payment for lywood system. But with this movie hosting every week. . In short, if you know a person Howard Stern. I got my i_nspiration time this way. Stern never wanted against. His 'real' persona seemed you. the deepest of respect. It is almost "This just needed to happen," who is always complaining that to write about this topic last night to go outdoors be to ~ie as he really began to As much action as there is in this comparable to the scene in Heat my faith has returned. The Way of the Gun has got to be one of the best · says Spector. "There should be there is nothing to do around SSU, while channel surfing. Howard had c au se he was ~ believe the sarcastically movies I've seen this year. I highly something targeted at the college, feel free to take this article and slap a stripper put her hands down his picked on a lot. cl coined term 'King of all Me pants while talking to his 6 year recommend it to anyone with good but also for the community. North em' upside the head with it. North This is where it all ;0 dia' . " old daughter and wife, Alison, on taste.* Light was the perfect location for Light Books and Cafe is actually a began - with a ~ It is tragic that people great local cafe to stop by anytime, the phone. It made me want to dirty mind, pup ~ actually watch (and listen) to an open mic.'' > . Spector begins taking names at not just on Tuesdays. If nothing throw up. pets, and a base- ~ his show. It is contaminat- 8 p.m. and any brave soul who dares else, it is a break from the bar scene Groping stripers, playboy mod- ment to practice ~ ing the radio air-waves, pol 'RecycCe els and porn stars, on WNEW m. is invited to sign up for a ten-minute or a place to go with a little more ..~ luting our television screens tfie sif1~'R increment. Usually about thirteen depth than a frat party. So this isn't 102.7, accomplishes nothing be The F.C.C. has i and has successfully been people make up the roster of per San Francisco. Get over it, get up sides the audience of men ( or shall tried to put an end =.. winning a large audience. formers with the occasional fea and go do something anyway. North I say boys) being turned on and to this immature behavior ever since How is this so? What is this world tured band thrown in. The talent Light is a good place to start. * women feeling violated. Talking 1992. Infinity Broadcasting (his coming to? If he is the "King of *** dirty doesn't help the rational of it owner) was fined $600, 000 for all Media" what does this say either. It's degrading women by talking about masturbating and hav about his viewers and fans as a IMMEDIATE OPENINGS playing the role of "You Jane, me ing 'violent' sex with Michelle whole? I can't believe that he has 8573 Gravenstein Hwy. Retail sales and customer service positions. Tarzan. Now take off your Pfeiffer. What kind of sicko is this? "the best show that New York has clothes!" And the women fall for Cotati. Ca. 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