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complicated - nOt only is the problem one of sex segregation, it is one of ranking all jobs, including ones with concentrations of specific groups of UC sex segregation study individuals. Wilson stated that the systemWide Registration for the Summer Session ages of 18 and 23 for a year of public decision-making body "has been is now open for all those students service conservation work m the CC The AS has had a busy, if Controvers ial, year. Issues raised underthe Craig Lee convinced to put this item on the wishing to attend school from June 25 More than 6,000 young women have administration have, in some cases, pursued the new AS president, Marc "Boris" called worthless by AFSCME highest priority. Work is presently through August 3. A wide variety of already served in the Corps, offering Boroditsky into office. underway and will continue." She also undergraduate classes will be offered women an opportunity to work The battles began last summer when a special meeting was held to discuss the said she is "personally committed to both in the day and at night. All classes outdoors, get in good phYSical shape. allocation of funds to KSDT Radio and The Birdcage Review. KSDT was allocated correct problems wherever we find are open to students presentl). enrolled and become more self-disciplined and $12,500, an amount which was subsequently vetoed. A move to override the By KRISTIN DONNAN them." many UC campus. students at any Corbo, conversely, feels that "internal independent The CCC employs a veto, on the grounds that Karyn King, the station's program director, said that and says it wants to improve the one sex." She feels, ·We can't very well other college or university, and even Once again there exists a difference as well as external equity is the only way cross- ection of California youth with $15,000 was needed to operate the station effectively. failed . Instead of the of perspective between the union situation by reviewing job classifications do it all at one time." some energeti high school graduates. no restrictions regarding education or $15 ,000 requested, KSDT was granted $10,000. at a time when the station had to eliminate sex discrimination." He representing UC employees and UC and revamping the existing system, On the other hand, AFSCME asserts said that perpetuating a "42-year-old, The 102 courses that are offered lOcome. Corpsmember build parks and its first chance in i5 years at getting an FCC radio band. King responded policy makers. This time the subject is according to Employment and that a complete overhaul. including antiquated system is wrong and will not lOclude: Biology 1, Chemistry 6A, trails , plant trees, clear streams, bitterly with a theme that was echoed several times during the year: "It's time sex segregation. the so-called Compensation of Women at the University discontinuing the present system, is work. " Corbo stated that in July of 1983 Mathematics 2A-C, Political Science 10 wealherize buLldings and homes, and that the student government stop usmg school organizations as political "comparable worth" of jobs which are of California , a recent report to the necessary for a legitimate Job evaluation. the same commillee which sub milled and Visual Arts 194. Summer Session proVide emergency aSSistance where football s." either male- or female-dominated. Legislature on comparable wonh. Tony Corbo, AFSCME 's assistant area the comparable worth study reported courses are the same as those taught needed. To JOin , women should call [n the same meetlng that raised KSDTs war banner, an $8,000 budget request In April , 1984, UC issued a study on Instead of scrapping the whole present director for California, said that the job that it "ought to revamp the entire dunng the regular ),ear and carry full (800) 952-5522. by The Birdcage Review was met with a $6,000 budget that was also vetoed by Lee . the subject, which AFSCME (Amencan classification system and staning from can be done in one fell swoop and that classification and pay plan." He credit toward graduation from UCSD The student body president proposed a $4,000 compromise. o Federation of State, County and s ratch . the report says that an the method UC has taken is "a band­ Interprets that as starting from the and other UC campuses, as well as A boycott of Coors products, because of alleged sexual and racial policies of GRADUATION!!! Yes , some students Municipal Employees) asserts is improvement of the old one will be aid approach." beginning again, and he sees the many colleges across the country. Call the company, was declared by the AS three years before the start of this school actually do graduate from this place. "worthless." To prove the pOint, more reasonable. Quelda Wilson, The siruation recoglllzed by both the statement as a contradiction to the 452-3120 for more lOformation. year. After much debate and an all-expenses-paid tour of the Colorado plant for Come and see for yourself on June 17. AFSCME may be willing to sue to ensure assistant vice chancellor for personnel at UC report and AFSCME is that there report's most recent conclus ion that "no three AS members, the Council voted to lift the boycott. The boycott was barely o Ceremonies honoring the graduates of that another study is completed. UCSD. said that the approach to this exist job classifications in which new policy is needed." lifted, with one VOle prOViding the necessary two-thirds majority. Said Revelle Daniel G. Aldrich, Jr. has been the four colleges and the graduate Stated simply, the UC has begins with "attacking specific problem concentrations of men or women Corbo said that this change of Representative Audrey Thompson, "1 talked to more than 20 of my constituents, appointed aC[ing chancellor of UC studies program will all be held on that a knowledged problems in pay equity areas where there are concentrations of appear. The controversy lies in the pOSition results from the committee's and more than three-quaners of them wanted Coors on campus and that's what Riverside by UC President David P. sacred date, when more than 2,000 ex­ methods of deciding relative "worth," heing complised of "top level managers, I'm here for ." Gardner. Dr. Aldrich, currently students will be tossed out mto the cruel usually composed of hiring no regular employees: which made for External Affairs Commissioner Lisa Stenmark commented on the anti-Coors chancellor at the UC Irvine campus, will world. The Muir College commencement qualifications, responsibility, duties and a "malleable committee." position with a recollection of her trip to the Coors plant, "We were walking head both institutions until August 31 , will be held near the Sun God at 9 am, supervision. Though both groups recognize along and Greg Hemperly said, There's a black woman - we gOt to go talk to 1984, when he retires as Irvine's first with San Diego Charger placekicker Rolf Wilson explained that "each job must problems with the current job chancellor. This comes after the tragic Benirschke giving the address. The her.' The woman said, 'I knew this guy who was promoted to supervisor, be evaluated and pegged into the system classification system, they obviously demoted, promoted and demoted again. He was black and he is suing Coors death of the young Tomas Rivera , UC Warren College commencement will relative to the others." For the UC view the possible solutions differently. now for discrimination.'" Riverside's original chancellor. The start at 10:30 am on the south lawn of Date Rape: system's 830 job c1assiftcations, "This is This originates from their respective In November, Commissioner of Communications Tim Pickwell introduced a search for a new permanent chancellor Humanities Library. The graduation not an easy job and it takes some time." views of the origins of the situation. bill to combine the new La VOz and for UCR has been initiated and a search address will be given by Dr. Z. Kripke , indicator, FronteliZa, L'Chayirn, Sappho Speaks Not only is the task a large one, but Wilson believes that for various reasons, The People's Voice into one publication, at a potential savings 0[$20,000. The bill committee is in the process of being an associate physician for both thr those who make the decisions must concentrations of women have been caused an immedIate uproar from the alternative media who had already been formed . UCSD Student Health Center and the immoral, but illegal? assume the responsibility of judging the introduced into _speci fic job categories. insulted by a new typesetting policy introduced by Pickwell which resulted in Department of Community Medicine, relative job classifications and pay plans. She thinks that "encouraging women o workers who were hired by him, allegedly not trained over summer as promised. UC D School of Medi ine. Arnold According to the study, "There is no into higher job classifications" will aid William Timothy Garvey, MD has (In one dispute caused by the typesetting policy, editors of two of the Mandell, winner of a prestigious known method for measuring the in more even sex distribution. been named as one of the first publications ended up in a fist fight.) While the AS defended a need for "fiscal By ETHAN FEERST MacArthur Fellowship and professor in objective 'worth' of jobs"; such concepts Indeed, the study states that "the reCipients of the Pfizer Postdoctoral responsibility" the media claimed that the student government was only Rape is forced sexual intercourse - the UCSD Department of Psychiatry, will she hears social norms that still exist - are "inherently subjective." In this light, long-term solution to such problems of Fellowship Awards, a natlonwide interested in "getting across their own extreme right ideas ... and insulating intercourse without mutual consent. that are all too familiar - that ultimately dehver the graduate studies then, the topic seems to become very l'killt' lUi'll ev page ~ competition among phYSician-scientists themselves from the rest of the student body," out of an interest in the Council's According to FBI estimates, a rape commencement address at ceremonies confuse her sense of what she really seeking entry-level research funding. Dr. individual careers. occurs in this country every four beglOning at noon in Mandeville wants to do. Garvey will conduct his research at The Council came up with a well-intentioned, but sadly unsuccessful min utes. Additional estimates indicate Auditorium. The Revelle College Ar its most extreme, a woman will UCSD's School of Medicine beginning fundraising project, in the fonn of "Men of UCSD" and "Women of UCSD" that at least half. and as many as 75% of commencement ceremony is scheduled date a Jekyll-and-Hyde, a gent who will July I, 1984. UCSD will receive $30,000 rape victims are acquainted with their for 2 pm on the lawn south of HL, with­ calendars. Six thousand of the calendars were produced (4,000 "Men of' and undergo a sudden and violent for each of the next three years to "Women of"), but ocly a thousand were ata loss of more than $5,000. assailants. As young people between the speaker being fonner Revelle provost 2,000 sold transformation. These are the cases support Dr. Garvey's study of non­ The AS elections replaced the former Council, almost entirely with people ages 15 and 24 constitute the majority Chi a-Wei Woo, now president of San where actual physical force is used. The insulin dependent diabetes. As a Pfizer running on the AS Express slate. Marc Boroditsky, the President-elect, was of "date rape" victims, this is an issue of objective here is domination, not Physics award to Francisco State University . The Third fellow, Garvey will pursue his research previously appointed to the Council in a position that was essentially created particular concern to college camruses. College commencement will begin at 3 satisfaction. And because a date is the under the eminent medical scientist, Dr. for him. Yet this most prevalent form 0 rape pm on the lawn between Third College conventional medium through which Jerrold M. Olefsky, Professor of Medicine is also the most difficult to define and the Mandeville Center. Dr. William The election referenda provided some hot debate, panicularly the alternative men and women develop relationships, and Head of the Division of media cutS and the all-campus housing bills. All referenda were voted down by a legally, morally and psychologically. date rape is the most psychologically commemorate Dr. Ma R. Frazer, vice president of academic Endocrinology and Metabolism at the small percentage. According to Mary Weir of the UCSD affairs for the University of California, damaging beause it establishes a pattern School of Medicine, UCSD. Women's Resource Center, most women will give the graduation address. Two weeks after the issue was initially voted down, a "lame duck" session of for these relationships. do not realize that they have been Professor Norman Kroll , chairman of many fields. He was an active and o Meanwhile, all those UCSD students the Council voted in stipends for the next administration. The bill was voted Legally, date rape cases are the most down several times in past years and failed once in a student referendum, but raped. "They just think they haven't said wrought with problems. According to the Physics Depanmem, has announced dedicated panicipant in the teaching of The California Conservation Corps is who did not graduate will be recovering the Council, clad in togas, beer in hand, voted in the stipends nevenheless. "A 'no' loud enough," says Weir, who UCSD Legal Services' Mary Virga, "The the selection of the first reCipient of the upper division and graduate studies as now hiring young women between the from finals , among other things .... vote against stipends is a vote for elitism and incompetence," said Lobby Annex stressed that only 10%, at most, of all woman doesn't want to come forward if Shang-keng Ma Memorial Award. This well as in departmental affairs. Director Jeff Meyers. "We probably have a history of the most incompetent AS in rapes are reported. she knows the man. She's afraid that award was established recently in While he was an undergraduate at , the UC system ... they lother UCs I all work on a stipend system, and they are all The deeper problem, says the people will think she asked for it." If the memory of Professor Shang-keng Ma UC Berkeley, Ma's prodigious talents taken much more seriously." Women's Center's Lisa Stenmark, is that woman does come forward, she has who passed away in November, 1983. were formally recognized by his being Not everything the AS did was surrounded by controversy. Two AS-directed " ... date rape is rapped up in the roles lime chance of a conviction without Professor Ma became a member of the awarded the Berkeley Physics projects came off as resounding success stories: the All Campus Semi-Formal that men and women play." Men think supporting evidence, such as injuries to faculty of the Department of Physics in Department Citation as the most and the Sun God Festival. that they're supposed to want to; they herself that indicate a struggle took 1967. He soon proceeded to establish promising member of his senior class. With the attendance far exceeding the expected turnout of 1,500, the Sun think they can't take "no" for an answer. place. Without such evidence, it himself as ~ leading figure in a wide In seeking to establish a fitting memorial God Festival provided games, food and entertainment, but more important to They fed that they've earned the right becomes a case of the man's word spectrum of problems in condensed for him at UCSD following his death in some was the sense of campus unity that it created. Perhaps the most popular (or rite) of sexual intercourse after the against the woman's. malter theory. His scientific 1983, the department founded the feature of the Sun God Festival was the free beer. woman has agreed to date. Virga stresses, however, that the law accomplishments were truly outstanding Shang-keng Ma Memorial Award to In its most subtle form, rape is a form enforcement agencies, particularly in and characterized by a unique style of recognize an outstanding graduating 196.. ... ItS first undefeated season. - Sean Wagstaff of psychological pressure and San Diego, are becoming more blending numerical attacks on simple UCSD physics senior who, in the Classes start today for the first 269 1970 ... dominance. Cliche tactics such as "You sympathetic to the issue. As coordinator models with analytical techniques so as judgment of the faculty, has exhibited students at UCSD who are part of the Al Capp, noted canoonist and satirist, would if you loved me" or "I've heard of the Rape Prevention and Education to get at and into these important high potential for pursuing a UniverSity'S "pilot" class. left the stage after 15 minutes stating, you put out for other guys" act as a Program to be initiated on campus next problems. He was in the vanguard of distinguished scientific career. 1965 ... -This is the first time 1 have left an Nobel Prize laureate was one of 185 Representatives from both Coors double-barreled assalut on the woman. year, Virga urges both men and women the important rethinking of statisti al The first award will be presented to a The Birth of a Umvcmty will be the audience in 278 appearances. UCSD is prominenr scientists who signed a Brewing Company and the Boycott What she hears, she hears from a attend the program's various seminars mechanics and completed a monograph graduating PhYSics senior at name of a documentary being filmed composed of rude people." strongly-worded letter condemning Coors Committee held a forum in the [riend, an acquaintance, perhaps and to educate themselves on the issues on critical phenomena which has been commencement ceremonies on June 17 , about the construction of UCSD . George Winne set himself afire in the belief in astrology. North Conference room. someone she is attracted to. [n addition, surrounding rape. invaluable to a generation of theorists in 1984. 1980... 1967 ... Revelle Plaza protesting the Vietnam 1976 ... "The struggle isn't over yet," Angela Students went on strike agamst the war. Over 7000 students participated in a Davis saId in a noon rally on the Revelle Revelle Cafeteria food . 1971... peanut butter experiment. Plaza. All our stores celebrate our new Old Town location 1968 ... The Third College Assembly voted to Activist Tom Hayden told 500 UCSD ban the from its meetings. students, "America must eliminate its 1981... UCSD's football team bowed down to Tnton Times GRAND OPENING SALE 1972 ... nuclear overkill capacity." A scuffle broke-out when anti-Reagan r - - -7r~h 'i,e. AlIWea.tMtrSPOit~- ---, Laverne m its opening game. students ran an effigy of Reagan up the 1011 Camino Det Mar, Suite 108, Del Mar / "81-6739 Dr. Herbert York, chancellor of UCSD Muir students constructec. a 1977 .. . I Col ~ • Squore • French Waylarel • GlOCter Style I Revelle flagpole . I ",,,.l_,, ""onvVw' I in 1961 , is a member of a 174-man Vietnamese hamlet on the plaza. UCSD again ranked third in research Now Offers McCanhy slate. Women's Liberation came to UCSD in and development expenditures in the 1982 ... I Ifoybon Wayfare/S j3S-45 $25 : style as Gloria Steinem spoke in the nation amongst universities. RefleCting the conservative trends of I 4 COlorS. 2 SlZOS 1969... I I • Complete Skin Care & MakeUp Techniques Revelle Cafeteria. After three years with a numerical the '80s, nothing happened this year, Ralph ader, national ombudsman for I Waytar. Look AllkM $4-8 $1 .99 I designator, UCSD's fourth college is now but the beaches around UCSD set all L ______~ • Manicure ) Pedicures & Sculptured Nails consumer affairs, spoke here on the 1973 .. . I Coupon gooc:t 1IvougtI ..".... I Earl Warren College. time attendance records. lawlessness and corruption which is UCSD's women's volleyball wms the Classes available. 1978 ... Don't pay too much for IUngla ....: We've got the lowest characteristic of American industry. national champIOnship. 1983 ... More than 25 demonstrators occupied prices and best selection from 52.99 to 5249.95 "It will fail ," was the unequivocal Dr. Paul Salt man gave a talk on hiS The ASUCSD sponsored an Anti-Fee the chancello r's office protesti ng for the Vuornel • Carrero. llayban • Styte E.,.•• SunclOUCl • HoOle. lucel • loll•• Etc., etc. opinion of Tran Van Dinh, former South experience with LSD . Hike Rally. c_. Hair Design Special Vietnamese ambassador to the US on 19H .. . child care cemer. Roger Hedgecock wa nts to turn Nixon's poliCies. The new University Center is now 1979 ... UCSD's eucalyptus forest IntO industrial p(i~C &lfeJ. £74. Women 's Style $17 plants. Daya and Angela Davis, founder of the BSU. complete and ready to prOVide for the The AS Council voted ovelWhelmingly Open 7 Nlghll Men '5 Style $14 addressed a noon rally on the Revelle needs of the UCSD community last night to recommend the Dally 198..... Old Town La Jolla Enclnllal GuaralCHl turn over to the Women's 2461 Son Diego Ave 1030 rooay PInes Rd 745 Firsl St ( " r~ l ll111(: only - TlIn) Plaza. 1975 ... ee this issue's cover story. (nett 10 010 Town MeKlcon Cote) ( nett to Yogurt Alfolr) (Lumbe

Editor: modern two-laced morality rules menrs7 I'm a woman , and I'm consideration of any outside held ers there were, but oon discovered IS tha t we ca n sec the human b, seball players an have their tobacco The Guardian 's attempt to raIse that it is more IInportant to give co ncerned about rape fundin!,;. that more would have been redundant. experience renected 111 it. The batsman and bubb le gum , why can't cncket pubhc conscIO usness on the faclliry to men and women for prevention. But after all, even if tartll1g with the heading of Editor In stead uf co\'enng the wh ole held , as going out to the WICket knows the rules players have their tca7 I feci that a great nuclear issue IS certamly unrestricted se xual enjoyment John wanted to, he couldn't strip " 74,000 to TG 's," his efforts Cricket 111 cncket, baseball fie lders have onl y a by which he must play, but he knows TlIll August to do has been made over a well­ commendable. but altogether. an than It IS to stop the cold­ the AS IG budget down to pad seem to be directed at 90" arc to guard , so we could depend .11 0 that the rules .Illnw hlill to "hve Intentioned article concern 109 the effort made m \'am. The real blooded murder of theIr hIS own pet projects misleadmg and mlstnterpretatlOg Managing Editor on there nelng d fielder ready to catch long and prosper," limltcd only hy the second most popular SpOrt In the world , Issue at hand does not concern a unwanted oOspnng. Funhennore, John ma)' sec All' the issue at hand, rather than Phi l LJuder the lew balls whi c h batters managed to length of the game and hiS ahlliry to cncket. Mr. Papp and Mr.'s Cronm, freeze uperficl3l polHical 'ow the ugly storm-clouds 01 .,~ a SIm ilar progr.Im But their supplying the readership with LaJ lIa,June 3, 1984 hit high and deep. Also, fielders have lend off danger and seize opportUnitIes. Copy Editor Raddlff, and Rocco can argue until they arrangements don't affect the nuclear anmhllallon loom on [he arc very Important ddTeren es. the correct II1formation and his Dear Graham: these giant, padded leather gloves, so it With skIll and some luck he could be are blue in the face , but let us hope that Joe Dcsldeml root of the problem, our real honzon 01 our human We are a valuahle alternJtlve. Ask VIewpOintS on the subject. Given How are things in the UK the e da),s? was almost a lorgone co nclusion that there all afternoon and sc ore a lentury; they do not rUin thc SpOrt for those of object of concern should be the "clvl!t;:atIOn " ome of us march All' - \I'e send each other the innuential pos iti on that Mr. Opinion Editor rhe CTl ckct season must be ge tting they would hold the catches - too but every ball could also bn ng hiS us who actually play It. under way now. Over here it's the Sl k, vIolent attltudes whIch In demon~tratlons , collect students all the time. There IS Friedman finds hllnsclf in, this JUlles Ralph 1\ lpp easyl innings to an end. (NOte to editor: Gordon Taggart pervade our sOClet)' signatures, bloc k mtlllM)' [mlTlc, suppOrt tor ASIO. and il )'OU look kind of shabb), Joum,lllstlc effort baseball season, and we saw our first big SlI1 ce the dice seemed so loaded "innings" is both Singular and plural 111 1982 High School Cricket Batting In basIC and cruelly honest and make long-Winded speeches. at the Student Center Board indIcated a total lack of News Editor game th e oth er da y. Our local lads, the agai nst th e batting side, th e real objec t , cncket, although "mnlng" would he Champion of America language, although we dress But who I rcall) wtlltng to Stop un'e)' results, you can sec that responsibility and lisa Lapin San Diego Padres, were playing the LA appeared not to be to score runs but to correct for baseball ) To Messrs. Matthew Cronin, Peter E. ourselves up mcely as the slaughter) Who IS reallv ItS perceived need on campus IS co nscientiousness on hIS part, as Dodgers, and si nce both teams were prevent the oth er sid e from doing so. You'll understand all thi s. of course. J. Radcliff III and Chris Rocco: sophIsticated men and women WIlling to stop playmg the game astounding. Also , John compared well as an ap parent editorial Contributing News Editors fighting for first place in the standings Everyo ne was rushing about trying to Graham, but how could we explain It in Prof. Fussell teaches an excellent and speak the pIOUS platitudes of of two-faced morality7 us to UC S, but neglected to polic y which fosters ontrove rsy Steven R. Friedman we looked forward to seeing th e fur fly . make sure that nothing happened. a land where they rejected the Empire ? course in Poetry Writing. Perhaps he CIvilized formali t)" underneath John Drake mention the nature of the UCS B rather than thoughtful, high­ can Wagstaff The warm-up exercises and Imagine our surprise, lhen, when we Ma ybe we shouldn't try to explain the would let you enroll. this thin veneer lurks a paek of Muir College program , or the people who are prinCipled journalism. Phil Willon exhibltiol\ contests looked promising, read a piece 111 the campus newspaper mystique of cricket - JUS t play the Whether or not it's unfortunate that savage beasts who hve by the law involved with it, or their Sincerely, but that was all the real action we were last week by a student columnist who game. of the jungle. Editor: moti vation for working for Michael Fahlbusch Arts Editor to see. In the entire game which drew similar conclusions about cricket. the Opinion Editor didn't go to Andrew Keel er Keith Grant-Davie Cambndge instead of UCSD is a matter We march for peace. holding There are questions that mInimal stipends, OR all th e Media Board Member followed , one lone, solitary run was According to this gentleman, the Clive Robens hands in human chains to remain to be answered regarding other UC internship programs scored, and that by a Dodger in a Single batsman's role in cricket is to hit only of - opinion. I personally am quite Associate Arts Editor glad that he PUtS forth his effors in symbolize the linking together of the proposed Universiry Ce nter. which pay their student workers. Editor: swing. A couple of hours later the the balls which threaten his wicket, and Among them, here are a few. John Nee behalf of this newspaper. A comparable the human race. We sing wistful As for the finance committee Not only is KSDT not "ONLY drizzle was falling and the groundsmen then not really to hit them but merely Editor: 1) Why did students vote in were rolling out the tarps, laying a contribution from yo u three escapes me . songs that express the dreamy recommendation of $7,081, that on AM Cable ," KSDT is not even Spons Editor dcOect them harmlessly aside, using the After reading both the original article Vlsion of a world united - a favor of the Center? The majo rity shroud over the stiffening corpse of the Susan Murphy decision was made by a mere on AM Cable. KSDT is 95.7 FM Jell Savage bat as a kmd of shield. We wondered (5/ 31 / 84), and the reply in the Guardian vision that would become reality of stud ents at UC D probably three people who stuck around Cable to the San Diego game. Friends assured us that it had how Gary Sobers could have "deflected" on (6/1/ 84), I agree with Mr. Papp in if only a few selfISh politiCIans will not even see the Center, to vote, all of whose minds were Community, and 540 AM Carrier features Editor been a freak, but we decided that it had those six consecutive sixes CU homeruns,' hIS view that Messrs. Cronin, Radcliff, weren't maki ng [rouble for us smce groundbreaking occurs in changed once they actually Current to the UCSD community. Chnstopher Ca nole died in part of natural causes, victim of they'd be ca lled over here), or how any and Rocco were a little overbearing in Who played with WIth theIr terrible weapons. Yet, 18 months, and God only knows fo und out more about ASIO at the rules of baseball. . batsman could reach a respectable score their view of cricket. I do, however, feel And while the word only implies Photo Editor worldwide, we humans daily how much time WIll be needed the hearing. We couldn't inform that KSDT's coverage is either The batter, for instance, is almost by merel), blocking balls. The gentleman that Mr. Papp was unjustified in Rich PecJilk dangerous toys gorge ourselves on the carcasses to complete the project. Perh aps that com mittee earlier about the small or incomplete, KSDT is in doomed to failure . Instead of the Oat ­ must have been pulling our legs, we reprimanding the above authors It of millions of slaughtered UCSD students Wish to be program because we were not faced , willow bat used in crkket, he has co ncluded. fact the largest land-based cable General Manager seems that Mr.'s Cronm, Radcliff, and By AlAN COLLEY creatures - a feast of death that considerate of fu ture UCSD . told about the finance committee a round one, a dIrect descendant of the oboely would call cricket a fast Rocco have a qualm with Brltam's radio station in the United Chris Milke When Ronald's Generals were told is not only savage, but also students by paying mtO the meeting. States, and is hooked up to caveman's club. This means that mis­ gamc, even though balls can be bowled Imperiahstic system, rather than With unnecessary, wasteful, unhealthy Cente r and recelvmg nothlOg in John Trumpler's bel ief that hits are freq uent, and apt to ny back up at over 100 mph . A good match needs a Cricket It does not appear as If they That Ron had sent them lots of gold almost every location Associate General Managers They promised next fmancial year and irreligious. rerurn. But I am dIsturbed that sc student orgs have no right to ask technically possible, on the Linda Lew is into the stands. where they cause a long, hOt day on a summer weekend to ever considered that people play It The human animal, whose ma ny people wish to be To give hlln bombs whi ch all would fear. for stipends may be valid. But UCSD campus. In addition, V'llerie McMullin mi nor brawl as spectators scramble for ripen. Less would be uncivilized - not because it IS fun . UCLA ha a CrIcket teeth aren't designed to rip out considerate of furure students, o sooner were they in hIS Sight we're not a student org; we 're a KSDT is currently working with the ouvenir. Anyway, the batter stands proper cri cke t. And where's the team, but that hardly makes them t ~oats, who has no claws for while they are inconsiderate and student service, chartered by the Photographers IVlth hiS club cocked over one shoulder, co ntinui ty if there's a new face wielding oppressive. I, mysell , have played the Than Ron got in a dreadful fight teanng flesh , whose dIgestive the administration to pursue a And being of a hawkish SOrt rude to their own generation AS , and all AS sen/ices are low-power, non-commercial, Roh Friedenthal ready to swmg at balls thrown down at th e bat every other minute? The spOrt, hence, according to the above tract IS ill-suited for meat, is inety percent of students stipended by the AS. ASIO has Mark Johnson him by an opponent who stands a shon batsman needs tlme to settle in and Ind three, I am an oppressor, so let the Went nuclear as a first resort. nonetheless the most entering a lecture hall during a educational FM broadcast license The ci ties burned! The earth was gashed! had stlpended directors since its from the FCC. distance away on top of a small hill. If hi s form if he's to make a substantial reader beware. bloodthirsty creature of all, and le cture allow the door to crash fou ndi ng in 1979, and this is not Illustrators the batter fails to hit any of three on­ contribution to the score. The results are It seems that Mr.'s Cronm, Radcliff, The air was filled with glOWing ash! most proud of it. HIS crafty dosed, sendlOg a disruptive the time to change that, We're Leslie Peters John Ashlee target balls, he's out; but as soon as he And in the chaos, shrieks and yells General Manager KSDT usually worth waiting for. Think about and Rocco are making the same mistake mtelligence can devise the most cacophony resonating throughout paid for drudge work. Would Steve Kloepfer does hit one, he's obliged to sprint for the star player finally dismissed after an as ex-President Carter made, and Were mingled, in this worst of hells, tOrtuous twists and turns of logic the room. Students deface the you work for free as a secretary? the first of three markers, or "bases." hour or two at the wicket. With 30, 40 , numerous countries are making th is year With falling skyscrapers and quakes to JUStify his cruelty. campus with intellectual phrases There are many more reasons Editor: Typesetters This mad dash seemed to be a futile 50 or more runs to his credit - by mixing sports with politics. If the And lava as the earth's crust shakes - And eating flesh isn't the end on desks, waUs, seats, etc. written why we deserve stipends. The Tuesday, May 29, 1984, Joe Desiderio gesture. Time and again we'd see some perhaps even a century - he has the above three authors wish to write an Or shook - and worse, when from this rift of our barbarity towards animals. 2) Why has no one seemed point is that you didn't bother to proved to be a day of Anggie Lapld poor bauer manage to connect with a satisfaction of having delighted the editorial on British imperialism, I would The earth itself bega n to shift; In the name of medical science, concerned about the taxpayers' fi nd those OUl. enlightenment. On that fateful Phil Lauder ball, Oing his bat aside and make a bid crowd and confounded the bowlers and be more than happy to read the article. The US shuddered to and fro researchers in vivisection burden regarding the Center? All Fortunately, ASIO received day in academia, one noted Andy Laurence for first base, while the fielding side fielders with a masterly exhibmon of I do, howe ve r, feel that Mr. Papp was As wa lls surrounding Jericho laboratories deliberately torture, students receiving financial aid $13,720 in funding. Please get wou ld retrive the ball in a leisurely strokeplay. He's given us not just a And plunged into the sea below, journalist and appointed judge of Production partially resl1fln sible , going from the cri pple, blind, pOison, will have all or part of the fee yo ur facts straight before yo ur all mankind was kind enough to manner, wait till the batter had almost handful of predictable swings but the sport of cricket to Naz i pnsons in his Then called th e Gulf of Mexico. Paul Farwell dismember and kill thousands of Increase paid by the taxpayers. reporting does any further grace the Koala with his reached the base, and then throw the full repertoire of strokes needed to comment to the reply. When dust clouds cleared, among lands helpless creatures every day. All What if every state university damage to AS IO or other unmitigated wisdom in the form Rob Friedenthal ball to the fielder waiting there. Batter dispatch balls north , south, east and I do, however, sym pathize wi th Mr. gone thIS IS supposed to "advance" the passed a fee-affecting subjects. of a commentary. This Lizz Fuller after bauer would bile the dust and walk west. We have witnessed a performance Papp. It appea rs as if he was only trying Were France , Iberia, Ceylon, cause of humanity. But what is referendum? Ce rtainly, with the Sincerely, knowledgeable person, who goes Kelle y Neal back to the bench with nOthing to show which has that heroic quality of to enlighten the public a to the merits The Argentine, the Brmsh Isles. so speCIal about the human present problems facing the lisa Sarasohn by the initials Chnstopher Karla Spencer for his efforts but a dusty uniform. The etldurance. Having applauded the of cricket. I can just Imagine the shock And most of Africa for miles , animal that his cause should educational system only now hfe expectancy of even the best batters individual strokes and watched the Koreas (both of them ), Peru, Executive Director '83-'84 Canole, wrote a strikingly Staff Writers he must have experienced upon readmg advance at the expense of so beginning to be resolved , we do pOignant article informing the could be measured in minutes, or even player's score gradually climb , the reply. As far as I am concerned, Plus Canada and Greenland, too. many other creatures? How IS it not need a new set of problems. Lance Bernard , Ethan Fee rst, seconds, and by the time rain stopped Australia, once so attra ctive , Editor: students of UCSD what was, in wondering how long he would survive cri cket is cricket, and no more than a "moral" to kill a chimpanzee so 3) How can an obviously David Fleminger, Robert Geyer, pia y both sides had batted and fielded ("hang in there" is the tertn they'd use Is sadly now radioactive. It is unclear to me where the his eyes of course, a life­ sport to be enjoyed as are all others. that we can (perhaps) better biased vice chancellor, who has Jackie Gladfelter, Kim Haddad , six or seven times. As you may imagine, In truSli ng those with little mind, published figures were obtained, threatening campus publication. over here), we can applaud the Playing "baseball" on a field with no foul understand how to save the hfe been quoted as saying, "We're Dr. Canole, of course himself a Chri stina Kaus , Sergio Klier, playe_rs spent much of the time trotting performance as a whole when the hero territory, and a leather-wrapped lead ball Don 't be at all surprised to find but It is clear that Mr. Friedman of a baby? How are a very enthUSiasti c and pleased noted animal­ Rohm Leone, Michael Panos , between bench and field . So much finall), walks back to the clubhouse, That at the end of all this strife failed to do hi s work properly. can be just as phYSically demanding as chImpanzee and a baby about It [th e Center!." (Th e physiologist/journalist, depicted Julie Ri chter, LJena Rosen , Sharon frenetic actiVity and change, so little removing his cap in acknowledgement baseball and most other sports. It seems The earth's devoid of human life. diffe rent? Both have TWO arms, Tribune, 5-31) be allowed to The article's headfng, referring to Sogomian, Yen Taylor. really accomplishedl TG allocations in the amount of an extremely interestlng, "factual " of the crowd's standing ovation. that the main objection to cricket is the Th e: moral is that little Boys tWO legs and a head. In many decide whether the vote on the ac count of the Koala and ItS We were surprised at how few Part of the appeal of cricket, perhaps, $74,000, is simply incorrect, the Th e UCSD Guardian is tea served when the sides change. If Should nO[ be given dangerous Toys. respects, a chimpanzee is more referendum IS valid or not, associated survival and proper amount being $JO,OOO. publi~hed Mondays and intelligent than a baby. espeCially since there is no clear behavioral patterns. I, in fact, The TWo-faced morahst will Not only is th is a flagrant error, Thursdays during the academic legislation that validates the vote? voluntarily discard ed my Na tional retOrt , 'This IS a specious it is also indicative of the type of year b), students at UCSD. Views Of course , there are other Geographic issue in favor of Dr. argument. Everyone knows that controve rsies over the Ce nter, journalism employed by Mr. cxpressed In the Guardian do not the baby will grow up. The Fnedman in writi ng the Canole's well-researched article. such as the whole communlst­ However, I find it hard to represe nt the views of the Regents chimpanzee will ne ve r be remainder of his article. 01 the Uni versity of Califomia or hke effort to push passage of and discern beTWeen what arc the anything more than a dumb The alternative media received the Associated 'tud ents of UCSD. 1984 suppress oppOSi tion to th e actual patterns of the koala and animal, whereas the baby might $37,200, not £38,000, in fu nds; referendum, but certainly th ese what Dr. Canole Wishes to All ul1 - inlti.dled editorials AI~~JUDe 13, 14, 15~ become a scientIst or a world there are 11 , not ten, repre~ent the views of the cntire at are tOO numerous to be explored fantasize. Actually , what I read leader." pubhcati ons applying for eLl itorial hoa rd of the Guardian ; here. wa s nOt a well-written account of And what, then, of the human Sincerely funding; the new mdicator initialled edltoTlection: however. In the time It takes you to read paragraphs on hlln , but I he I and expertise. Throughout hiS challengll1g and accepting a duel. \Ie .In.' not re sponSible lor The Bookstore thiS letter, some TWO hundred quoted tlllsmformation . The column h' presents on I)' part of I lound 11 an Irritating portrayal un"l lli cltCt! 11l.1I1u,c npts or art. of an irresponsible journaltst aborti ons will have taken place. seven dollars an hour stipend the pomt at hand , thus m effe ct Uur ollt ce I> itlL.lted so u the a~t of For Your Convenience attempti ng to over hiS own No matter how one dresses up was strictly for the summer ml sleadmg the reader. l3y the Reve ll e I'ro"O~t ul! ICC next Includes: 1 - 8x10. 2 - 5x7's. thIS slaughter WIth sanctimoniOUs adVisor Smce that person IS admittedly sta ting only part of derriere. Equally irritating was Llllor to the Lhe LaI c un thc UCSD t Not Necessary the lact that he attempts to set phraseology, the fact remams: It titled "AsSistant I," that was the CommI ss ioner of call1 pw,. 1 he l3u ~ ln ess u lftcc IS 2 - 3V2X5' and 12 Wallets ' "B"I1IIJiIl IS slaughte r. Even the pa)' scale we had to use Com munica ti on Ken Canffe's himself up on a pedestal of open Irl)1ll \) ,lin III noon and l pm <;!aughterers th emselves know It econdly. when you re cognize resoluti on , he falls to supply the knowledge and IntegTlty by 10 1 1'111 Mond.I}' th rnugh FnthlY. A recent study pubhshed in Time the hours we put tn, the re.ll total picture, wh ich determll1ed merely wruing a eu phemism on " uh ,~ nptlll I1S .Ire avatIablc .lnLl shows that of the unmarried figure i closer to mmlmum sllch a resol uti on m the first re sponsible Journahsm. If thi s IS II til h~' l11 .uled It, ,,t d'l!>S lor li15 pe r Amencan men who arranged for wage. place. Had Mr. f'nedman spent a proper account, th en hi S qu.lnci theIr glrlfriend~ to have an How could [hel quote John somc lime m obtalnmg the personal duelmgs have heen abortion , 26% secretly thought Il companng us to a rape correct budgetary figure s, he pathetlcall), nddled With Illegal The U ~D GUdrdian wa~ murder, and 81 % couldn't prevention progr,11ll when the AS would have realtzed that the l1ew J ... b~ and taunt~ UC~I> , 13 -016 help feehng gUilty about the chtld polt )' has been to con Ider each Itldlcl1tot was lunded to publish colt Hannon La Jolla, Cdlifomia 'J2093 that might have been born But budget proposal on It S own III cx, e ~ s oj tWICe a montll , WlthOUl WatTCn College (619) 45.2 -3466 6 June 7, 198'1 OPINION ..'., ",. . , ,. . '. .., . .' . ,., ~ :. ~ < , ~.' .. . . ".~,,,. December Not again, not again: The UC Board of Regents has approved the name of CommentarY- Conlmentarr- the new Third College classroom building to be Robert O. Peterson HaD , after the founder of the fast-food chain, jack-in-the-Box. the year as it was January The freeze pro and con Decline and fall The Right Honorable Norman St. John-Stevas. Conservative Member of Parliament and former Leader By CHRISTOPHER CANOLE of the House of Commons. served as Regents Lecturer this month. By KEVIN CLIFFORD By BRYAN ALAN BLOOM By RALPH RAINWATER, JR. UCSD has the reputation of being a think-tank that person would-have been accused of living in a A fist fight erupted over typesetting between Reggie center where nothing happens beyond books, fairy tale . Williams of the new indicator and Paul Lazerson of In hiS co mmemary "The Dangers of une bit 01 mlslIllonn.ltlon stated III We are expenenclng a major criSIS in ideas we profess to be li eve always refer computers and aD-nighters. If you consider lectures by The State Senate Finance Committee heard the L'Chayim due to problems resulting from Tim Pickwell's the uclear Frenzy" (The Guardian, junc MISS happell's amelI' IS th at we no\\' Westcm political cul ture, one that has ha ck to our own egos. Black activist alumni Angela Davis, independent opinions of local educators and members of the San new typesetting policies. 4) David Wolf clai ms that pcople who have thc capabiltty. by use of slHe1h tes, eX lstcd fo r most of this ce mury. but has Thi s was inevitable in a society where Presidential candidate John Anderson, Vietnam war Diego legal community on the proposed merger of The AS Council demonstrated excellent skill by talk about a bila teral, mutually verifiable to accura tely veri~' freeze treatics. She picked up steam after World War II. the spiritual aspects of life were pushed planner Roben McNamara, nuclear bomb deSigner UCSD and the California Western School of Law. saving the AS $260 as they funded the Summer Bridge nuclear weapons free zc follow an reasons that slllce our sa tellttes can This cri sis explai ns many of the ills aSid e by the entirely Western invention Edward Teller and Star Tre~ creator Gene Roddenberry; In three Guardian anicles on Nicaragua appearing on emotionally distorted logi c based on "read a license plate in Mos ow" we can Reunion Dance through lhe use of the KSDT "Mobile co mmentators lake note of, such as lack of strictly applied reason. Trying to Bernard Rands winning the Pulitzer Prize; fistfights in one page, "mosqUitoes" was spelled three different DJ Unit." frc nzied terror. JUSt look In "Big Brother" style and make of fa ith III pollllcal parties and their understand the world 10gicaUy leads the alternative media typesetting room; a bohemian ways. YCt the prospect of planctary The AS Council voted to fund the Committee ure they are not building missiles. But ostenSible leaders, widespread down an eventual infinitude of paths. festival in homage to a fiberglass god; a lecture hall The Student Center Board made the first step destruction, though commonly Against Registration and the Draft's "Message from th IS IS onl), a half truth: her reasoning uncerta lllty of what cons titutcs righr or for the world simply isn't explainable in named after the creator of Jack-in-the-Box; and a 20- towards its decision to the process of whether or not ac knowledgcd by phYSicians, Simply a urnes too much. It IS true that Europe" forum . wrong poli Cies. and the resulting voter th e sense that a computer Circuit, for year-old University finally planning a Student Center we are going to invest $47,100 into the Coffee Hut Due to documents uncovered by UCSD Professor meteorologists, physicists and biologists, our satellites ha\'e plllpoint accuracy. apath)'. At root. the cause is this : a example. can be explained . as uneventful, then read on. for even more happened facility which houses the Che Cafe and the UCSD IS often dcnied by high-ranking Peter Irons, a federal judge recently overtumed a 1944 but only on one <;mall plot of land at a breakdown of the ground rules ou r To be an expert on anything, as is here in this 1983-84 academic year. Guardian . members of the currcm admlllistration . Supreme COUrt decision which upheld the legality of tlmc. The oVlet Unl n IS ,600.000 culture lives by. 1 he unquestioned widely noted. is to be confined to a For lIlstan e, T.K. jones. Deputy Se~~r the internment of over 110,000 Japanese Americans for quare ll1t1e~ big. In order to venfy any assumprions that proVided us a specific field . Soc iologists, political UndersecrctalY of Defense lor Research New photo identification cards were required for all security reasons during WWIl. free::e treaty. \\'e would have to be sure framework With which to enCllunter the scientists, psychologists - all such UCSD students, faculty and starr as a measure to save and Engllleenng, trateglc and Theater the Sovlet~ were not produclIlg I1lI~slles world are being qucsuoned. Slinply put. February ,uclear Forces. has st:!ted that the people increaSingly expect oth ers to sta y funds on campus systems that will eventually become "Computer literacy is highly stressed here at UCSD, on ,my 01 their bnd fhl would require people are lOSing faith In the abihty of OLlt of their business. Each field lays automated. L mtrd States could fully recover from the use of thousands of expcnsl\'c reason and logIC to truly explain the but reading and writing skills are deemphasized to the c1alln ro a specific rurf, even to the The long-feared increase in University housing point of being negligent." said Carol Rogers, newly an all-out nuclear war 1Il Jusr twO to four ,alellltcs, thc COS t of wh ICh \\'ould be world . What JOI?~ work? J D. Salinger years point of referring in footno tes only to rental rates hit UCSD. and the first victims were appOinted AS commissioner of academic affairs. ,Istronomlcal and would make thc prOVides the answer - level-headed lell ow writers III the same co nce ntration \Ir. Wolf Imphes that thosc who fear married and graduate students, some of whom are now A doctor in the San Diego community refuted the currcnt ddense budgcr look like spirituality. How wtll we get thcre? for proof of its assertions. 1 hus is paying 16.7% more than they did last year. rhe rmSrect~ of a nuclear war. or those "back-alley set of statistics" presented in the film pe,1nm I hrough our artists. who will intellectuali sm fragmented into useless In spite of deep cuts in the UC budget, UCSD is in who are angry that we are lIlvolved 1Il But lct'~ JUSt pretend lor the momcnt Assignmenr: Life which was shown at UCSD by Campus demonstrate a workable world th rough specialti es. none of which can an escalattng arms race that may destroy wc have a frccze treaty. What might the midst of one of the most ambitious building Crusade for Christ. their ficllon adequately explalll the world or offer projects on any college campus, with over $23 million humantl)', are incapable of rational happen? Even if we all put away our CaIP1RG's forum on nuclear war spawned a host of We Itsten With disbelief to the news gU id eli nes on li ving slated for development. thought. ThiS is false . Fear and anger ITIl Sstles and stopped producllon, there about Iran 's Implacable effo rt to topplc pertinent questions, but was ultimately unable to may he mottvatlng for es, yet they do IS absolutely no wa) to remove the It is thus not surpri si ng that nobody October produce co nclusive statements about possible solutions Iraq. How IS it possible that an entire believes our experts and intellectuals UCSD's Sun God was joined by another distinctive not determine one's th ought processes mcans. I.c .. th e technology necessa!)', 01 nation will ingly se nds its children across and data relevant to the current nuclear situation. anymore. We might respect them for sculpture; a life-sized bronze statue of a mestizo Los Angeles is hosting the ()Iympics, but San Diego or analytical abihty bUlldlllg these ITIlssdes. JUSt as plane~ mine fields? We simply shake our heads be ing wmy and well-read , but not for woman, Francisco Zuniga's "Yucatec Sentada," will be \vill bring home the gold because of one UCSD It IS not fear but rather denial of can be bUilt at breakneck speed during and discount Iran as a nation of fanatic reali ty that is dangerous and leads !O wartimc. misstles could be built If being true. Reason and logi c is co ming installed on the lawn by the Third College Provost's graduate who knows what it takes to be an Olympic people , as if applylllg an adjective to ()ffice. ' Irrational deciSIOns. neccssal)' If the oV let Union felt It was to be accepted as a neatly done trick, athlete - Kerry Klosterman, class of 1970. them explains anything. But aren't we ra nking up there with juggling and The US Starship Enterprise and her crew arrived at As for Mr Wolfs clatm that the "necessa!)' and III their Vital Interests" to sa)'mg something aho ut ourselves when "I challenge anybody here to say they are solvi ng crosswords. The shift among MandeVille Auditorium as Gene Roddenberry, creator representing the interests of UCSD students if they Departmem of Defense IS nor convlllced bUild nuclear miSSiles for some future we do this? Aren't we acknowledging our educated people to neo-conservatism and producer of Star rre~ , came to UCSD. vote in opposition to the expansion of the University that a freeze IS verifiable, thiS IS Simply cnsls. they would surely do so. lack of deep-down, no-hold s-barred faith came about because Buckley and Wt!l A time of change has dawned upon the UCSD Center." said Ted Herzog. not true . Harold Brown , whllc Secreta!) Also, there secms to he ome blind in our own poliCies? If we truly believed in are more entertaming Intellectual Health Center. which appears te be in for more than it UCSD professor Peter Irons appeared on 60 Minutes of Defense, testified that wtlh any belief In tn~atlcs by MISS Chappell and the efficacy of human thought, Iran's beha­ jugglers than their liberal counterparts, bargained for as the UC system budget CUtS threaten to and told the nation about his role in the internment of nuclear arms comrol agreemem the nsks the \\ hole Iree::e movement It IS as If vior ~ou ld not be so lIlcomprehensible. and consequences of discovery make treaties Will solve our nuclear problems not because their ideas are co nSidered lower the quality of services to students'. Japanese-Americans during WWIl. VIOlations by the Soviets unlikely. Robert because the) hm'e bee n Signed by the As Morris Berman argues III Th~ to be tter reflect reality. UCSD students can now make brief long distance "It's definitely a campus landmark," says Sue Lewis. a Buchhelm, former chamnan of the leadcr., ,lIld Will thus surely bc honored. Rccnchantment oj the Wor·ld . this Kurt VonnegUl tells an appropnate phone calls for SO¢ on special "Express Call" pay junior at Muir. Without a doubt, the Sun God sculpture phones. - :tandlng Consultative Comm ISSIon, Bur hl)\\ can YOLI lorgct, ~1ts Chappell. transformation in our use for Ideas onl y story on this subject. Just before givlllg a has generated much conversation and mischief. states, "We have had and have now that the oviets ha\'e Lheatcd on almost came about With the SCientific speech to the American Academy of Arts In the most frantic, controversial AS meetings to March proficiem Independem natIOnal means cvcry treaty they have ever Signed with revolution. Previously, jdeas wcre taken and Letters, he discovered on stage that date, the votes have been tabulated. and the Coors "Knowledge unfits a child to be a slave ," Angela for ven~'lng compliance WIth u,' What make~ you so sure they would as saylllg something true abo ut the the Presidcnt of the Academy had read Boycol[ issue was finaDy laid to rest after more than The proposal by the AS commissioner of Davis stressed during her lecture in the Mandeville ,Igreemems Itmltlng or otherWIse not do the same \\'[[h the freeze treaty, world. With the advent of strict logic his speech, and detested It. VonnegUl three years of debate. communications [0 combine the Alternative Media into Auditorium entitled 'The Status of Third World and controlhng nuclear weapons systems the most IInportant one they could ever and the SCientifiC method , ideas are reminded hi m thar he still had to give Dr. Joseph E. Mayer, one of the first faculty members one publication was a measure that threatened the Oppressed People ." and .lctlvlt\es." The tanding be asked to sign? From the oVlet now useful merely to say something that speech. The reply: "Nobody is going appointed to the Depanment of Chemistry at UCSD, diversity. if not the very existence, of the media on The UCSD men's golf team claimed its first Consultative CommiSSion IS rcsponslblc disre peet of the treaties they were aboLit our elves. When we talk politics to listen to whar you say. People are and one of the chief architects of the depattment. died campus. championship in grand fashion last weekend, winning at the age of 79. for determining SoVICt and US supposed 10 be hononng, It seems as if or phtlosophy today, we are telling seldom interested in the ac tual content Champions was a good word for them, for in three the college division of the South em California compliance with nuclear arms limitation maybe their motto on treall es IS others more about our pcrsonahties, our of a speech. They si mply want to leam Roben Sheer, national correspondent for the Los days UCSD went undefeated to become the number­ Intercollegiate Championships. treatlcs. The Arms Control and "Treaties were made to be broken ." characters. th an trying to really answer from your tone and gestures and Angeles Times, was the Regents Lecrurer this month, one te-am in the nation in both Division II and III The nice thing about being 7S is that you don't have speaking on the nuclear arms race. pl~as~ I urn 10 pclg" 18 p/c"'r cu,.,. IV I"'gc 18 some question. However indirectly, the pka..c I UnJ 10 I"'gc 18 water polo. any problems ... besides your health ," said Dr. Roger November On the Hump. independent Presidential candidate ReveDe . who celebrated his birthday in the Revelle If a perSC!n in the '60s had said Robert McNamara. John Anderson addressed several hundred UCSD Plaza. architect of the Vietnam War and the US nuclear students about the threat of nuclear war and the need UCSD's Physical Education Depanment is expecting buildup, would be lecru.ring at UCSD this week in for a new political force to offer an alternative to the the birth of a new minor: dancing. SUMMER JOBS opposition to the present US nuclear war strategies. "twO old patties." please turn co page 8 Make a Difference in Election '84 Work in Social, Consumer, and Environmental issues with CalPIRG, the state's largest public interest lobby. Summer/Permanent pOSitIOns Huntridge Hairstyles Fanubr t- ~ Salon Ptiscriprion Cent£r available on citizen outreach staff. $135~225/wk. +-- At Summerhouse Inn - LaJolla Shores Pla.rutting: For more information call Lee, 279~5553. 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COliCin ued from page 7 UlUreate of Ecology-Energy. Phil Lauder of "writer's i" fame was study April May voted the UCSD Guardian 's new Editor­ Volume 10 Number 15 Spring Quarter The 113 students surveyed by the This year, MEChA dedicated Its in-Chief. taking over for Tim August, ASUCSD Lobby Annex supponed issues annual Cinco de Mayo celebration to who has been responsible for the new ,,,,uUluI'd )n"" I'

Last Year's Watermelon Queen: "Qpeen Chunks" Watermelon Drop '84----, Don't miss the historic Watermelon Drop Friday the eighth at noon, at Urey Hall. The Watermelon will be dropped from the eighth floor ofUrey by the queen Noon concert on the Plaza crowned last night at the pageant, and then watermelon will be served ICongratulations to '84... '85 fresh from the fountain. The i EU\'s------, tradition began twenty years ago Argo 2 ~ Lisa Dietrich and Will Fredrickson when all UCSD students were freshmen taking physics. These Argo 3 ~ Dave Kiehle and Shelly Hirst brilliant students decided to drop a Argo 4 ~ Mike Montgomery and Pegeen Cronin watermelon and then measure the UC CRAFTS CENTER Argo 5 ~ Thomica James and Tom Yinolus splat as a velocity experiment, and to Argo 6 ~ Dana Crompton and Jeff Orl~nsky this day, each queen drops the melon A Building ~ Karen Stevens George Gerace in the Talent in an attempt to break the splat Show record. This year's parade will C Building ~ Mary McReynolds rRevelle Interna------, D Building ~ Sal Yeas include a kazoo band and a Kushman FSPB ~ Regina Kim cart precision drill team ~ so don't Why Not Here ~ Matt Engler CAB ~ Sarah Spear miss out! Be there at noon for all the CERA ICSALE ~ Educational Programming NPB ~ Cindy Asper The Anchor Gets a Paint Job watermelon and fun you can stand! Katy Haberkem ~ r Revellations Agnes Giammona Atlantis ~ Kevin Athey ""---Around the Plata ---, Beagle ~ Kim Svetich rRCC------~I------~ Friday,June8~ WatennelonDrop,Noon, UreyHaU GaLathea ~ Brad Earhart Kathleen McCartan Eric Gilbertson Discooery ~ Steve Kent Instruction Ends Jamie Baudizzon Marianne Woo Meteor ~ Jim Baker TGID, 4-6, a,m Steps Ira Rubenstein Neal Blake 2 ~ Page Meride Monday, June 11 ~ Free Day Blake 3 ~ Tom Trudell Sunday, June 17 .. Commencement, 2:00, HL Lawn

OL's-----...., ~--ANNOUNCEMENT--~ Sal Yeas Graduation Julie Nefkens This year's graduation will be held Greg Breit at 2:00 on the Humanities Library Cindy Asper lawn. Guest speakers will be, Dr. Kelly Ichord Chia~Wei Woo, ex~provost of Pat Burke Revelle college, and student speaker Matt Lehrer. 375 students will be Heather Bridgeman graduating this year. Outstanding Kurt Dogweiler Teacher of The Year for Karen Kweicen Humanities/ Social Sciences will go Sarah Spear to Joel Sobel, and the sciences award 10 am to 5 pm Thursday & . Friday remains to be announced. Mukhtar Joonas Dr. SonJ emu ..,. Honors Banquet, wh e r ~ the top 25 student (mm l'ach cia wore ho nored. • •

It's E~<;A Time Again! It Really Was Budman's 1984 1M Softball All·Star Team The Empty Beer Can Award are Smooth Sailing "Admiral" Danny Walters ... this "Bosun's Mate" Bob Patterson .. . "Stowaway" Jay Kuo... this little "Man Overboard" Jay Richards ... back ... bigger and juicier than ever. After Intramural Sports at UCSD in 1983·84 portly junior was affectionately known as this basketball junkie has the common guy came to UCSD on the original s low "JR Superstar," as he is so affectionatel y a year· long fling at everyt hing frivolous might best be described as a year in "Tubbs" by his TKE fraternity brothers. sense of a raccoon. For some reason his boat from China. And that's been UCSD's known by all of Third College, was A tradition at UCSO is now beginning We let t he fan s voice their opinion ala that Intramural ports has to offer, we transition. In midyear. we picked up our And for good reason. Walt rarely turned favorite s ports activity is basketball, even loss. This fella loves to work like no one discovered missing at sea last winter and with the 1st Annual [ntramural All· tar baseball. Many votes poured in. Just last figured it only appropriate to relive some belongings, forged our way to the other down a meal, especially if it was french· though he suffers from one of the worst else we've ever seen. Working three somehow vanis hed from the Purser's oft ball Team. The National League has week four guys came in and voted. The of the high· lites and low· lites of the past side of campu , and established our new fried and free. He was also the kindof guy cases of "white man's disease'" in the consecutive nights until 4 in the morning payroll ledger. No big deal though. Before an All· tar Team. The American League month before t\\'o guys voted. We also intramural year. It was a busy one for home at Ca!1yonview. who liked to do it all. In basketball, he storied annals of medical science. In his is a maller of routine for this dynamo. the disappearing act, JR contributed as has an All· tar Team. The Podunk Class allowed the umpires to vote. This is an ure... and as we say every year, " I{ead [t disrupted the flow of info for many of took all of the shots. In football (even fir t attempt at innertube waterpolo, he Jay's voca bulary is limited, however. much as anyone to the 1M staff's A Northwest League has an All· tar unusual precedence. But who sees the 'em, but don't weep ... yo u earned every your, but in the long·run we're hoping though he played center), he called all of tried to jump into the pool but somehow "Give me more hours" is the only thingto commitment to good times. Their Team. Heck, even every little league has player day in and day our more than the one of them!" that it will help to improve our service of the plays, and for some reason that his stubbed his toe on the lip of the indoor come out of his mouth since he was hired commitment to hard work? Now that's an All· tar Team. Now UCSD has one! umpire ? Of course, if you are a habitual your recreational needs. teammatrs still can't figure out. all of the pool (what lip?)and didn't make it. During in April. another matter. Just kidding. ( mile) Coolest Dude in IMs ... Brad Oriver These are the elite of the elite. The complainer your name was left out by the [n addition toour exodus to the east, we long bombs seemed to wind up going in one 1M Men's AAA game this year, Jay loves to play all 1M s ports, but had a JR 's misfortunes began when he (Blue Ludes}... just ask him. Brad had cream of the crop. The best at their Um ps. Last but most importantly was the also brought on board an entirely new his direction. referees Paul Rasmussen andMark particularly frustrating time with one of discovered gambling, women, and everything a guy could want except a po itions. vote of yours truly, the Budman. I took in crew (student supervisors) to help you For a guy who liked to have his hands Barreca blew their whistles, stopped the them this past winter. During the soccer drinking all in the same breath. (Smile). The selection process wa a long and all factors in determining my votes. backhand. I mean, here's a guy who had on everything (his girlfriend, the mashed game, and gave Bob the game ball after season, Jay set a newall-ti me record by But he learned quickly how to handle all gorgeous Egyptian girls chauffeuring him navigate the high seas of adventure that tedious one. We took a combination of all HItting, defense, speed, arm, team play you've all come to know and love as potatoes, and at least two cans of they both noticed a small space of missing 46 consecutive open-goal scoring three. Santa Anita took every paycheck, between the 1M fields and every bar in La the different methods used by the and how many beers a particular player intramural sports. Budweiser, for example), Danny had just daylight between Bob's basketball shoes chances in soccer. It got so bad at one he hasn't had a date in weeks, and he's Jolla. What a guy! Now if he just had a different professional sports. We took bought me at the Pub. Enough of all of 1M Commanders Hipp and Berndes a terrible time holding on to a football and the floor. point that goalies started to light up still looking for his 21st birthday. No backhand. votes from the media. The Guardian. The this. Let me introduce the Lst Annual were a little apprehensive at fir st, thrown to him in crucial situations. Bob's real forte in life, however, is to be cigarettes when they saw Jay closing in problem here. (Smile). Airhead of the Year (awarded Koala and KSDT all ent in their ballots. UCSD Intramural oft ball All·Star especially when they surveyed their new That's OK; though ... anyone who's the frugal. Too cheap to afford his own on goal. JR's real saving grace has been his Team: perpetually) .. . who else, but Laszlo Budweiser Campus Rep can't be all bad. haircuts, Bob last was seen with a pair of 1M Soccer Czar Scott Berndes is devotion to the intramural spirit. Never Gyorffy (PWP) ... last year Laz got the recruits and found an eager, but relatively raw and untested grou p of scissors looking upside down into a bowl considering widening the goals to an even one to miss an 1M contest (ahem!) or a award for failing to show up for work. "Lt. Commander" Hans Wiersma of water trying to figure if the right side of hundred feet next season to give our good time (yahoo!), JR will always go Thi year, Laz, a little older but not abled· bodies. • And in a hurry, we found out that this ...the "Weese..... a perfect complement to his hair matched the left side in length. friend Jay a better chance. down in 1M history as one of a kind. CATCHER Alexis Waadt • Still Dirt Cheap necessarily wiser, managed to pull the was going to be no la·di·da cruise to the any crew. This low· key guy took the "art (Smile.) Batting Average: .650 / Home Runs: 6 / RBI's: 40 arne stunt. Oh well, the third time is of cruising" to new levels of excellence. supposed to be the charming one South Pacific. There were a couple of ill· This is the position in softball where you try to hide somebody. ot this gal. She takes fated tacks to the starboard early on , and He also brought the staid, conservative Most Hilarious Sight of the 1M pride in her duties a catcher. She's also one of the few females who doesn't allow those then one of the crew members decided to 1M Dept up to more contemporary "new ball hogging chauvinist males to run in from another position and take the throw from Year (awarded perpetually}... to the guys wave" standards with his designer from SWAMP as they returned their walk the plank for some unknown reason. outfield. Shes been known to kick these low life humans where it hurts. She runs well, But ev-entually things worked sunglasses and his mix 'n match madras rented golf cart to the pro ship with two whew, hits with a little power and can distract the hitter. themselves out, the SS bliramltralis shorts. Weese is also the guy who flat tires. The poor cart had no chance cleared the first two buoys, and it was designed the "hot" OTL T ·Shirts that when Adams, Jones, Floyd, Pelletier and FIRST BASE· Greg Grebb . Profoathletics clear sailing from then on in. And believ e somehow in the end came out lookingjust Co. tried to negotiate a 20·foot canyon on Batting Average: .775 / Home Runs: 17 / RBI's: 75 us when we tell you ... the crew of '84 did a like himself. But don't let his Quiet, good. the fly at the 13th hold. The original wheeze kid. Greg is in the twilight of his career. But he can still play some magnificent job. Taking on more natured facade fool you ... deep down 1M Athlete of the Year.. Jayson inside, he's always wanted to be a bal\. Year in and year out he hits a solid . 700. He has led 1M's in hitting six out of the last responsibility as each day passed, this Brugman (In 'N Out Urge, Homer's bottomless breakdancer at Chippen· eight years. He would have more home runs except my mother runs faster than he does. Boners} ... single·handedly carried his group of hardy adventurers learned more and did more than any pre\iious crew in dale's. teams to play·off bert hs in -all sports SECOND BASE - Greg McCambridge· ZBT's recent history. And they had more fun despitejay Richards. Finished fifth in the "Lieutenant" Larry AleLcame into Batting Average: .350 / Home Runs: 2 / RBI's: 10 best Superstars competition ever. Not too while doing it. Their sacrifices and dedication to the the program with a surprising amount of The one thing that there are not a lot of in Intramural Softball at UCSD are second 'shabby for a married guy. . "cruising" experience also.. .especially Most Likely to be the Next Official spirit of intramural sports did not go ba emen who can turn the double play. Well Greg is the best. He's as sweet as candy. He's unnoticed and we're pleased to repo rt when you note that his entire childhood tarter at the Indy SOO ... Gina Simone Nureyev when it comes to the deuce. Greg doesn't have the most feared bat in 1M 's. But that most of them have signed on agai n was spent in that wonderful water land of you can get out of a [ot of jams with that Quick dou ble play and he can turn It. Cres t Tube Babies}... "Gentlemen, start America ... New Mexico. Larry is decidedly your engines" was destined to be uttered for another stint at sea next season. If you 're going to be around, Intramural left· handed which totally explains all of SHORTSTOp· Lori Monette· D·Street Band by Gina's sensuous lips. his behavior patterns which in short can 1M Athlete Most Affected by Sports will be really dynamite next year. Batting Average: .707 / Home Runs: 20 / RBI' : 100 Most of you know this group by be summed up in one word.. . WEIRD! Drugs ... Howard Branstone (Bat boys for Larry pitches softball for his team Lori led the highest scoring team in 1M's in average, home runs, and RBI's. She's got the Arbitration) ... No Howard, the Giants will sight...but you really don'thlOw them like stats. She leads all 1M's in home runs and RBI's. She's no slouch on the defense either. She we do. Here's just a brief tongue-in·cheek right·handed, but catches come-backers not win the pennant this year. to the mound and throws out runners can t hrow a ball through a brick wall. Fantasyland, however, is just up the rundown on all of the personalities that kept 1M Sports afloat in 1984. with his left (figure that one out). He's street. also the only known poker player alive THIRD BASE· Laszlo Gyorffy • COX 1M Milestone of the Year ... Sigma Batting Average: .575 / Home Runs: 14 / RBI's: 60 Sandbagger Team of the who will raise five consecutive pots to the Kappa Sorority (Soft ball) ... became the max while holding nothing better than an Boy can this guy control the hot corner. To play third base you haveto have the guts of a first sorority team in the history of the Year ... Party Animals (Footbal l, Basketball} ... but not Softball, you front· Ace-Hi. That's OK though, his generosity kamikaze pilot and an arm like a rifle. Laszlo has both Qualities. He is one of the few third university to play their entire regular kept the entire Intramural Staff in the sackers who stays in front of the ball on Pryatel Field. No one said that he was s mart. He season without forfeiting a game. runners. Punk/ Rock Star of the Year in black for the entire school year. has good power but has a tendency of getting hurt in the big games. Worst Case of Intramural Larry's most brilliant moment, Schizophrenia... Nancy Anderson and IMs .. .Steve Remba .. .Stevie can two·tone with the best of them. however, occurred during Winter LEFT FIELD· Eric Zimmer - Get·A·Grip her Come With Beer Bunch ... these gals Quarter while he was supposed to be Batting Average: .560 / Home Runs: 19 / RBI' s: 85 waltzed through hockey like Sherman Who Are You Kidding A ward? .. Flying Tigers (Coed Floor Hockey) .. .After working. One minute after sneaking into This was an easy choice. If you have ever seen Eric play you would know why. He has marched through Georgia, but when it a pick·up basketball while on university came for oftball! Ugh! (Well, they did tie going undf!feated during the regular the bes t arm 10 IM '~. He hit the ball a mIle. And he is a nice guy to boot. Remember me Eric season in Coed A the Tigers were moved time, our friend Larry broke his ankle. when I need medical attention. Eric's a thIrd year Med tudent. a game once). Hope y'all brought And who say Governor Deukmejian Budweiser to the game. up to Coed AA for the play·offs. Captain Bnan Mitchell bitched likecrazy, then led doesn't 'have connections upstairs. Sorry CENTER FIELDER - Peter Remedios· Brutal Puppydogs Best Med School Team in Larry, no workman's comp for you. Intramurals ... the Second Year his team on a blitz to the champion hip. Batting Average: .600 / Home Runs: 1 / RBI's: 20 Bunch... despite Tom Barman, this team Most Studious 1M U mpire ... l:lob Peter is your perfect speed guy. He leads off, gets on base and plays a tremendous cranked in most of the big sports: football, Armell ... Bob was the kind of buddy "First Mate" Matt Adams ... centerfield. His team won it all last year so he's a winner. If you were only a little taller basketball, and softball. everybody should have. He was especi ally founder, president, and chief dis­ Pete. Best Fraternity in IMs ... Delta great at grabbing a roommale to take his organizer of the legendary SWAMP... Sigs ... Not even the Budman can be umpiring assignments so that he co uld Uncle Matt has squeezed more out of life RIGHT FIELD - James Ty on· Return of the Bung Hole Bangers grab some extra study time. Then one at UCSD than any known mortal. During bought by the Bud Campus Rep. '- Batting Average: .684 / Home Runs: II / RBI's: 55 Muhammed Ali Memorial inning into the first game, you'd see him the day, Matt negotiates his way through UC like any other ambitious James can wheel wah the best of them. Right field is another of those positions where Award... Dave Mueller (Butt State} ... holding hands with some babe beyond the right field fence. student .. . studies, plays varsity captains have been know n to hide people. That's not true in pro ball as the right fielder is when it came to playing a rough and Best Concentration Under basketball, and every 1M sport invented, always the best defenSIve outftelder. It's also not true on the Bangers. Now if the owner of tumble sport like 1M football, Dave or not yet invented. However, when the the Bangers could only give James a bigger contract so hecouldgoout and buy orne shoes. always was the coolest guy on the field. Pressure by an 1M Athlete .. John Shortest Arms in IMs .. . Chris Ferrez Burda (at Over·the-Line Tournament) ... sun goes down this guy can be dangerous. (York Hunt Club) ... Chris stretched as far John could barely s tand up, but he got his With Matt (at the Helm), the guys from PITCHER· Mike Delbick • The Harshers team into the final Eight. SWAMP have given new definitions to Wins: 8 / Losses: I / ERA: 0.87 as he cou ld with his stubbies, but he fell an inch short of a touchdown in the Mens Most Impressive Athletic the meaning of "midnight patrol," " road Pitcher was a tough position to pick. There are many excellent pItchers at USD. But AAA Championship Football Game. Accomplishment by UCSD Students trips," and "keggers." none has done what Mike has done this year. That is to pitch a no· hitter. What an 1M Gameofthe Year ... PWPvs. York ... Andrew Keeler & o ... after 9 long Their penchant for " monkeying accomplishment that is. There have only been two in UCSD's hallowed 1M softball Hunt Club(Football) ... Another classic for years, Andrew, a distant cousi n to around" the perimeters of campus at history. Not only did he throw a no·hitter but he was one batter away from the never the history books. Thank goodness. Now Baseball Hall·of·Famer, Wee Willie night has caused the campus security before achieved 'perfect game.' we can retire those midget footballs. Keeler. and his teammates annexed the budget to triple in the past year. 1M Softball Player Most Likely to first ever Men's Championship for a Never impeccably dressed, Matt's swan MANAGER OF THE YEAR· Reed 'Bum' Martin· Comedy of Errors Strike Out Under Pres8ure... Tom UCS t) team with a 35·34 win over San song to 1M coaching ended in complete There's no coincidence Reed goes by the nickname Bum. This is in reference to Bum Barman (Aluminum I{ods}... you can DIego State. Buddy that. shambles last winter. In the Men's A Phillips the tremendous down home coach of the New Orleans Saints. Reed not only has count on Tommy in the clutch, he' ll whiff 1M Athlete Most Likely to Become Championship game before a packed the coaching abilities of Bum Phillips but he even resembles him . Same amount of hair, every time. President of the United States .. Julie house, Malt walked into the gym in a 12· same waistline. As far as motivating a team there is no one better. A soft word to a Monkey Off My Back A ward.. Jody Zianno ( Hetter Luck / Ultimate piece suit that only your grandmother despondent player after an error. A team chant before gametime. Persuading play~rs ~o Mai (Floaties) ... after a few decades of Disc) .. Julie is plenty ambitious and could appreciate, blinding everyone show for practice by furnishing cases of Bud, and of course hls game strategy whIch IS trying, Jady and the Floatles finally won usually gets her way, and she' ll probably within 20 feet of him (mostly his own most crucial. I asked Bum what his strategy was. Bum's reply, "Let 'em fall where they their first 1M Waterpolo championship. make an excellent President. But she'll players). SWAMP's 5-for·41 shooting in lay." Yogi Berra couldn't have said it better Bum. And now that that has happened, the still be short of her real goal...gelting to the first half destroyed any chance of world will be a much safer officiall y wear an 1M staff shirt. finally winning an 1M Championship. The crowbar and the chrysanthemum

By CHRISTOPHER CANOLE Monty took the summer job because weapon and prepare for your first and that you have cut off his hands and on the oily ground in the middle of a of the hazardous bonus pay. last battle. Just you and me. You got 24 disanned him from bothering you. side alley. Some crusading Park Avenue New hours. If you don't show, we'll come "Go to work now. Stand fearless "Allow your opponent all the York City councilman recently woke up after you and pry your limbs outta their berween the charging cars. Dig out each advantages. Stand under the light so he to the fact that Harlem was a dangerous sockets. Now beat it" The Crows hole with one totally committed stroke. can clearly see you. Hold the crowbar in place at night, so he pushed through a banged their bars against parking meter Once your bucket is overflowing with both hands over your head, exposing - bill to install reflector buttons down the poles as Monty turned and ran. the old worn-out tar, empty it qUickly , your entire body. Since you have already streets' center divider. Maybe he thought Twenty-four hours ... to live . withoul hesitation. Fill your empty holes accepted the outcome, be fearless. If you standing beside a reflector as a car Riding the subway back to his with stars. And keep in mind kendo is step on the chrysanthemum as you approached would help the driver see apanment in Soho, another rider who picking holes and carrying buckets. attack, with no thought of life or death, one's shoes. looked like a dark aUy horror story saw Think of nothing else. . you will feel no loss: Ten thousand reflectors were the crowbar. ·Crow ... I hear your -Then tonight I will meet you for your Was Musashi creating magic? purchased from the councilman's warriors snuff people JUS! for being in final lesson ." Musashi turned and left, "You're a fool. " The Crow chief and brother in the Bronx. the wrong place at the wrong time." Just leaving Mooty no opponuntty lO his street warriors blocked off the alley Just enough money was left for a pick, what Monty didn't want to hear, a question his instructions. from the outside world. Momy glanced bucket, pair of gloves and one work­ confirmation of his death sentence. Nine-and-a-half hours later Monty away from the Crow - Ml!sashi was study college student. Back at his apanment Monty called stood, exhausted and yet exhilirated, on gone. For ten hours a day in the battlezone his friend Ethan who was iOlO manial the fatal street comer. He felt someone Before Monty could worry about what of Harlem's traffic, Momy tightrope­ ans, and explained his 24-hour behind him and quickly turned ... would happen next, the Crow chief walked between cars coming anc;! going situation. "Wish I could help you Monty, Musashi. "How long have you been charged down the aDey. nowhere. Ten times an hour Monty dug but I have never studied zen and the an standing here?" As the Crow drew back his bar a hole in the pockmarked asphalt, of miracles. There's a Japanese florist "long enough to see you learn well, preparing to strike, he saw a crushed dropped the black lump in the bucket, you might contact." but the outcome may still be the same." white flower shining like a star against then installed one of the councilman's "What... to order a funeral wreath, is it Musashi reached into his pocket and the black night. "Stars for Safety," all the while dodging that hopeless?" Monry took down the placed a delicate white chrysanthemum "Kote !" pimps' Caddies and cabbies' insults. address anyway. To break the monotony he imagined The next morning Monty ate his last himself as Paul Newman sweating it out breakfast of IOmalO juice and biscuits at on a prison road gang in Cool Hand Emmanuel's Deli. Since Musashi's Cherry Blossom Aorist was only 13 '-,., Luke. Sometimes he escaped so (I ::" thoroughly imo his fantasy that the blocks away, he decided to walk. Monty flickering of the streetlights igniting thought a night without much sleep ~ Signaled he had actually worked must sharpen one's senses - everything IWII ovenime. and everyone seemed to be more alive (I " today. Midnight Orange 8 Placing the 2,457th reflector into its Entering the nower shop, Monty 9 black hole , the star illuminated in his heard a loud "Kote!" , ' hand by the oncoming headlight, he \ ~ "Mr. Musashi?" Monte called out. "I've \ :§ thought to himself, ovenime again! come here to make funeral "By CHERYL SAWYER "Hey Johnny Appleseed, whatcha arrangements." Now even he was doin' in the Crows' territory?" "Are you guys dOing anything III the balk of hIS eM for three months. about five -o-twos and open container disgust and looked down at my la p. realizing the futility oC this visit. Looking up from the black surface, "Whose?" tonight?" Malt asked us, opening the The dlT! 011 the WindshIeld and the cha rge~ . "Ssst, God , it 's only a movie, don't be Monty's eyes couldn't see the body of cupboard In hIS ru t-colored bathrobe sodIum street lamps made It dIffI cult to I gave half of m)' beer to Randy, who stupid!" Ra ndy whispered loudly in my "Mine." the voice coming from the sidewalk, so The cunain to the back room paned, "No, well, we haven't planned see the road . guzzled the rest of his and most of mine ear. "Don't be stupid, nothing happens'" he didn't respond to the question. anything," Rand} answered. "I need to get some water in my car down in the parkmg lot of the UA "Leave me alone," I sa id , folding my and a bald downlike face appeared. "You deaf-n-dumb? When a Crow "Sounds like you need a special "Have you heard of Stanle) Kubnck1" to SqUITl the window ." Rand}' sa Id , cinema. He se t my beer, sull about one­ arms. He shook his head and pulled his talks to you, you beuer answer or run." asked Malt , spooning some Tang into a dnvlng tOO fast We pulled IntO KWlk fou rth full , on hIS steenng wheel. i arm away from arou nd my shoulde rs. arrangement. When do you want Still half immersed in his Cool Hand delivery?" plastic glass Gas before the freewa) and Randy drove looked at the bottle res[I ng dangerously But fifteen mi nutes later he began to Luke fantasy, Monty said, "What we "Isn t he a Jazz ... " 1 guessed. O\'e r to the "aIr and water" stand. 1 against th e horn and watched his right touc h me agai n and I ru bbed his Monty looked at his watch. "In ten have here is a failure to communicate." hours ." "Who IS hd" Randy interrupted thought he was gOing to open the hood leg rub agai nst the bottom o( the forearm. "Maybe you'd like to communicate "He dI rected the movIe A Clockwork and ftll the water CO nIalner, but Instead steeTlng wh eel and spill rhe beer. "You know, it was weird how some of "We do not have much time. Please with this!" Out of the dark Hashed a explain why you are in such a hurry." Orange. It's plaYIng somewhere around." he began to wet down the front of his "Oh well," he saId, palling the foam the women had th at purple or orangish chrome-plated crowbar. "We're the "Oh yes! It's a great movIe ," Randy car, then his windshield , then the side with his dITty whIte moccasins, whose hair and others didn't," I said in the car It's not my decision. I'd like lO put it Crows ." A dozen more bars bolted imo off for s.o years." Monty sat down and excla Imed. "It s got great Irony, the wllldows. He pulled th e hose aro und ba cks are flattened from nOt sltpping lhe on the way back, trytng to stan up a the night sky. irony's great! Find out when It 'S the back and continued hOSing It down. shoe over his heels ; moccasins which co nversation about the film . "It didn't recounted the events of the last day. "So plaYIng." He looked at me as If to "We're gOing to be late ," Matt said. 1 now seem more like go-a head sandals seem as th ough Kub rick followed The Crow chief stepped into the 1 think a simple wreath is all I need." emphaSIze with hIS eyes how good the thought, Why is he dOing thIS now? I needi ng to be kept on by a combined th rough with his futuristic ideas." light. "What you got here is a failure to "Got a special just Cor you: one nower, movie is. "But 1 don't know, you mIght looked on the floor of the car and saw actIon of hIS toes and the ball s of hi s "Yea h, I don't know, it was weird," respect Crow country." The steel and a chrysanthemum. It comes with free not like It," he said, although nOt to Randy's prescription glasses among feet. said the first Matt. Randy was silent. power of his crowbar matched his delivery." discourage me from going. crumpled papers and orange peelings. I "]'11 tell you what, I'll pay for half your 1 started thinking about Randy telling fearsome build . "We 're just public "My friend told me you ' were a master "Isn't there supposed to be a lot of put them on for fun and rolled down tic ket," Randy said quietly to me while me I was a baby for not watching the servants who make sure no stray nails in something called kendo and would violence In Il?" I asked. the window a crack. we stood III li ne. 1 noticed the blond rape scenes. I couldn't understand why stick themselves in our streets. It's our help me. What good will one nower 'Well , yes ... uh, kind of," he "Hey Randy, this Isn't a car wash ," I guy with dark eye brows in fro nt of us he got so mad about it. If I didn't want duty to hOQk our bars undrr your head do?" answered. Matt was stirnng up the little said. "Here ," 1 shouted, holding out the when he said, "Yeah, like th ey've got the to wa tch lhem I didn't have 10, and who and pry you out. Sometimes we do get ·You already realize situation is bubbles of orange powder that had nOt large hunks of orange peel, "throw these killer stuff up In the Bay Area," to his was he to leU me that I should? carried away and pull a few fingernails." hopeless, no time to train you. So why dIssolved completely In the water. out." He leI (he wa ter hose snap back friends. Ra ndy must have interpreted "You know, Rand y," 1 said after a long "But I'm unarmed ," Momy pleaded. - not die like true ancient warrior?" I wonder where It'S playing. Where'd into the ground and yanked on the air the word "killer" for "kill her:' because period of li stening to the clack-clack of "What's lhat in your hand? Aren't you Musashi picked up a chrysanthemum, you put the Reader, man?" Matt asked hose. "Oh no! He wants to blow it dry," he said quietly, "ktll who? They hIlled the tires on the freeway bumps. a warrior for rhe Central Park Pi cks ?" produced a flash of steellrom nowhere, Randy. "Old you throw It out?" 1 said , rolling up my eyes w1th somebody?" Rand y noticed how big the "What," he sa id , annoyed, his head You must be mi staken. I've never and thundered, "KOle !" He returned the "Yes," he s,lId , reaching around to the im patience, bUI he gave up and got blond guy's feet were and told me to cocked to the side. fought in my life." long knife to its sheath. "Kendo" the an tra sh and digging out the newspaper. back into the car. have a look "Well , yo u know, when 1 go 10 a "You're the one who's made the of swordsmanshIp, exists -in aU daily "['m ,Ilk of this place beIng a mess," he Randy put on hIS emergency blinkers "You thlllk they'd charge less at the movie, I'll wa tch what I want to wa tch, mistake comin' here. Tell yo u what, I'm ac tions , even cutting Hower stems. mumbled but Matt wasn't ltstentng. whIle he double-pa rked to get the other mldntght showtngs," I sa Id as I gave and I won't watch what I don't wa r,t to fe elin' REAL generous tonight." He Kote!" Another stem fell. "Kote is the I moved OntO th e carpet closer to the Matt, wh o came out of his Randy the difference for my tlckel. A watch." He exhaled loudly wit h disgust. tossed his crowbar to Monty. "Take my warning cry you make to your opponent TV to hear "Dallas" better JR, the evil condommlum LaTT)'mg four Mlchelobs. hulklllg blaLk secu rity guard frisked all ''I'm a bIg girl now, and 1 don't have to tycoon, had hIred a woman 10 5edu«~ a The beer ~ were ..l token of hI, the mer hefore the), lOuld enter the ' be told what I ~ h ou ld do and can young lav.'Yer so he could get to hiS appreu,ll1on for J kIn g hun to w me theater Rand}' and I turned arounU and deC Ide for myself." I was th tnki ng of fat her's will. along saw that Mati number tWO was refuslIlg how I could make my point even "Jee:. what a whore - the,e "You knm' , I 1t:c1 sorry lor my ITlcnd lO he searched . The guard moved closer clearer, "It's not like I'm a kid who has LIMITED TIME OFFERI women ... 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I gOt up from the suggesl anythmg to do," he wem on ltps tightened and hIS falc co nstricted Into lIny bIts complete Contacts PACKAGES arpet, pretending to be madder than I gUiltily, the comer 01 hIS moulh knew he wa~n t gOing 10 object much "Well , then , you're not see ing it as a 'for myopes only • We ".0 honor -all actually was. 10weTlng as d he lell a httle fooltsh . longer, but he Just had to make his whole," Randy rema rked . INCLUDE ~ Eye Exam \'ogurt Parlor coupon•• "I don't have 10 put up WIth thIs ,' I Man handed me the bel:T~ and I pOint . - That'~ not true ," I argued, "I can't ~ Fitting saId. and went Into hiS room to read ~Iruggled to move [hc ~ e ,H IOT\lard I he movIe was very' VIole nt lrom th e help II If I cringe when I sce a woman Dr. steven Grossman Optometry o_per V" Follow-Up Vi sits Dallas" wasn't th at great ,I show and I before he got m on m} , Id e heglnntng I-our hoodlums weanng bIg being raped and beaten." 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" A little aft er II () L10ck we lelt for thc Insulted \\llh Ihelr dubs -I hen .t gmup 01 .thout great ITllny: I thought to m)'~el f , ' ~ we at Her.che. 1774 Gar... t Ave mOVIes We had to plLk up ,mother R..lIl dy t\\ htnl till: top off hIS hn'r ,IX guy~ ,Inpped ,I young woman on urovc down thl' ~ Ieep hIli 01 l ounh HOURS: Monday - Saturday 1000 - 6:00 PM OFFER EXPIRES 6/13/84 La Jolla MatlOn the wa) Randy wok out the .lIld IOs'cd If In Ihe lillie rntangulJl' the .. tage 01 ,Ill empl)' 'IInplllthcarrc ,LIld '.tfeCt and turnL'd right on .lllltnO Del h,lld lire and dITty clOthes that had been cOmpJnml m on IhL dash We r,llked raped her I m,lde IIltIr ~Ilunds "I :--t.lr It \\,15 J.1U .1In Jun e 7, 1984 15 ANNUAL CAP & GOWN Wind-filled Mind

By J.P. PREIMESBERGER My attraction to the wind began in friendship and the thought of the cold my youth when my brothers and I blOWing outside. • discovered how the fierce Santa Ana The sky was clear one breezy winter winds could whip us down our San aftp.rnoon when I went to my two Fernando Valley street on our bikes. o'clock class. When I emerged at four, From the north end of the block, we tropical clouds had sudderuy appeared, 1984 pedaled furiously five houses to our and an urgent wind cracked the trees house, kicked up our feet , and the wind and sent incipient soft, warm raindrops swept us a quarter of a mile down the to the frantic-moving campus. street. The overwhelming power of the My next class lasted until six, but it wind fiUing our Jackets like sails thrilled afforded an anxious view of the gray us , even more in the struggle to get back curtain of rain advancing across the home. ocean. We were dismissed, finally, into As a kid, the wildness of the wind a downpour, and I was initiated into a Athletes of the Year 1-8"x10", 2-5"x7", across my face always compelled me to completely soaked but unexpectedly pause. It was the same exhilaration joyous bike ride home. At nine that 2-3v2"x5", 12 Wallets whether I was coasting on my bike, night, I opened my door to the wind shouting on a roller-coaster or, to the and a clear sky - the storm had dismay of my parents, sticking my face passed. out of the car window on the freeway. One spring morning I pedaled my Now as I review my first year at bike up Mt. Soledad , our local mountain, Louise Schwartz UCSD, I realize, as much as I am in love sprawled ~ut on the grass, and cooled Only with the beach on a hot sunny day, the off in the mountain breeze. I realized On November L8. 1983, Louise (Lulu) The Tritons made it to the $29.95 most poignant moments were wind­ that the mountain wind is a pure~ wind, Schwa rtz became the firs t UCSD student championship game for the second year blown one s. a wind that never sweeps down to the many spon in the 25 year history of m a row but were upset by U! Ve rne III I first noticed the wind during the fall ground or is filtered through the trees. the university to have their uniform the final. Still, the Pacific Palisades number retired. It was a brilliant ending graduate was selected to the CM to an equaUy bnlliant career. Nationals All-Tourney Team and earned As a freshman in 1980, Schwanz was All-American honors for the second selected to the All-League se ond team consecutive year. v _ ... '" ... and voted the volleybaU team's Most In her senIor year, Schwanz was /~ Valuable Player. named to twO all- tournament tearns, With a year of experience sewn on giving her a total of eight all-tournament her jersey, Schwanz returned as team selections during her four year career captain in 1981 to lead the Tritons to their as the Tritons again held the number finest season ever. Teammg with hitter one national ranking throughout the Tammy Smit, Schwanz and the Tritons season. She guided the team to the won the National Championship m finals for the third straight year where Pennsylva1l1a (the effon earned Smit and they Lost for the second time in a row. Schwanz UCSO Co-Athlete of the Year Schwartz became an All-American honors). Sc hwartz was named to three nominee for the third straight year to all-tournament teams and was elected close out an illustrious career. as an All-American. In her four year Sllnt at UCSD, In 1982, the TrItons carrIed the Schwanz had a superb .300 hitllng number one hational ranking through percentage, had over 3,000 aSSistS, and the entire season, and Schwanz racked broke every school record m setting. She up three more all-tournament team did everything for the promotion of the selections with her sparkling setting and women's volleyball program that any defense. After wmning the Western one athlete could possibly do. For 1984 Regionals in Wisconsm, the team came UCSD Athlete of the Year, there couldn't home to host the Nationals at UCSD. be a finer choice than Louise Schwanz.

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arrival of the Santa Anas. I swam laps One has to climb a mountain to feel it. that noon at the Canyon View pool. The stillest ti me of the year was the When I fimshed and climbed out of the windy hour my tennis class practiced water, I was instantly enveloped by the lobs. With the wind flOm off the ocean, her wmd and was soon dry. the whole practice was orchestrated From the pool I went to Central with a Western movement as the high­ Library where I lingered outside eating sailing tennis balls curved west along an brange, while I watched the wind with our ballet-like Sidesteps to position Bill Kazmierowicz carry the sunlight through the ourselves for the returns. eucalyptus trees and splash it on the Each tennis ball rose slowly to its If Bill Kazmierowicz wore a jersey, his the 50 freestyle (21.31 seconds), LOO ground. Even inside on the seventh summit where the wind held it for a still uniform number would probably be freestyle (44.95), 200 freestyle (1:39.LO), floor , my attention was continually moment high above us before sending it retired next year. As it is , the junior OUt 500 freestyle (4:28.70), 1000 freestyle When: distracted by the incessant swoon of the crashing, curvi ng back to the earth with of Mission Viejo has rewrittel" the UC D (9:37 .04), 100 backstroke (52.60), 200 trees and the silver flash of a thousand its fate . I felt something with my record book for swimming in his first indlvtdual medley (\ :55.66), 400 medley leaves in the sun. partner. It was the hushed way she and year in the spon. rela y (3:27.97). 400 freestyle relay June 13, 14 and 15 There were a few weekend dates in I followed the delicate course of each Reluctant to join the UCSD swim (3:05.94), and 800 freestyle relay (6:54.7 1). U! Jolla , where dinner, with a luxurious lob , the gende way we both made our team, Kazmierowicz elected to devote all Kazmierowicz established an NCAA sunset view of the ocean, was always returns, as if grieving to end the his energy to the water polo team for Where: Division III national record in both the followed by a night promenade with ephemeral beauty and communion tne past three seasons, and it has paid other laughing couples on the sidewalk. between us. off. Uist year. the Tritons finished 200 freestyle and 500 freestlye events. University Bookstore After watching the youthful breakers My partner and I were on the second in the Division 1I and 1II Kazmierowicz swam co!,)tinuously for dance, those strolls would invanably end easternmost court, so by the end of the unsanctioned National Championships, ten years from the age of five with above the cove, where the wind-driven hour, half the balls from the other five and this year UC D won the title. varioLls clubs and tearns including, at Time: waves would simultaneously continue courts had blown into ours. Kazmierowicz was selected as the team's one point, the famed Natadors. Although their timeless formanon of the cliffs and Of all the classes, all the panies, all Most Valuble Player and was awarded Water polo has always been his first ·8:30 to 4:30 se nd spray intimately in our faces . the sunny days and aU the late nights, All -American honors for the 'second year love , Kazmicrowicz can no longer keep One fall night two pretty friends and I when sometimes it w,ould take hours to in a row as the team finished l3th his fabulous swimming talents bouled found o urselve s lost in the wind and up. He is III the process of making chase the ideas from my mmd before I ranked in the nation. His blazing water rain as we searched for a party could fall asleep, the wind chaUenged speed was, without question, the mai n history. Kazmierowlcz IS the onl y For Information Call somewhere in the web of streets that is me the most. When I faced one windy reason why. Division III performer vyi ng for a Spot University City or Clalremont. After a dusk, the cloud purpled with the last on the 984 U OIted tates OlympiC team. maddemng, but hilanous hour, we remnants of light and leaping with At the conclUSion of the water polo HIS goal at the moment IS to qualify for 452-3786 found the party, and were among the power across the sky , the wind season, Kazmierowicz decided to join the Olympic time trials in Indmna later seven who stayed, talking late IntO the challenged me to acknowledge the U D swim team, and coach Bill thiS month Whether he makes It or not mght, warmed by the lire , the feelIng 01 so methmg coupled With my spint. Morgan WdS given an carl y hnsunas shatterIng ten TrIton sWlmmlllg record, , pre cm. Ka zmlerowi z broke tcn U ~D in hi S lir t year IS more than enough to re,-orO m hiS hrst yeJr of compclIlIon eJrn Bill K.l2Inlero\\'lG: L1,)84 U SO K

Basketball charged mlO the playofTs .. . Track was a step ahead ... Soflball brought home a championship season .. Women's crew won the Cal Cup ... Men ·s tennis seIVed up a #5 finish

Soccer soared to deny ... Baseball made a championship pitch ... Water polo united for the title ... Women's tennis volleyed to a #2 national ranking... Volleyball skied to the title game Coors SUpports UCSD 1M's Bill Undgren, General Manager of the Dan McKinney/Coors Co., Summer Student Employee is picrured to the left presenting a BUD LIGHTBEER check for S500 to Mike Hipp, VallcladOIl Sdckers UCSD Intramural Department Director. The money will be used Beginning June 11, 1984, the Student Employment Office via to purchase equipment for the ­ UCSD ATHLETES OF THE MONTH Intramural Department, which Student Rnancia1 Services, will issue blue validation stickers COORS has supported CNer the MEN'S TENNIS ('84 SU EMP) for the photo-ID cards ofundergraduate students years. Also pictured is George working during the summer months, but not attending Wolff, COORS/UCSO Campus Eugene Jone. Summer Session. Representative (/) and Scott Berndes, Assistant Intramural Department Director (r). This process will replace the UCSD Student Temporary Identification Cards for Summer issued in past years. To be eligible for a sticker: 1) your employing department must have extended your employment into the summer months,

QUALITY MOTO.RING 2) you must have a photo-ID card with a Spring '84 ACCESSORIES validation sticker.

REAR WINDOW CAR COVERS To obtain the blue validation stickers. go to the Student LOUVRES Anancial Services office of your college on or after June 11, EUROPEAN UGHTING ,r-. -- 1984, between 1:00 pm and 4:00 pm. If you are not available ./ -... .. C Wlnnlna an NCAA Championship, regardless of DMsIon. regardless of sport. Is a during these hours, spedal arrangements can be made by JEAVY DUTY I major accomplishment. At UCSD It Is an achievement not to ever be taken lightly. Lers face it. they don't pass these things out atthe grocery store. You've got to dig calling 452-4472. SHOCKS deep and 80m them the hard WCIi . Durtng the middle cI rvtov, two of the best tennis players ever to grace the UCSD hardcourts did Just that in Atlanta, Georgia. -- Eugene Jones and Dan Beers. the season-long No. 1 ranked team In Men's STEERING WHEELS BOOKS · EXHAUST SYSTEMS . Graduate students who \lJ'ere registered Spring quarter 1984 Doubtes captured their specialty at the NCAA-Dlvlslon III Championships with a PERF()RMANCE U{JRLD convincing 6-0. 6-3 triumph aver Raman Jayapathy and Riley Horan cI Gustavus and who are carrying out graduate studies and research at Adophus University of Minnesota. Jones and Beers dominated the competition UCSD during Summer 1984 may obtain summer validation YIRAMAR·7160 Miramar Road SAN DlEG0-3550 University Ave. throughout. recording 5 consecutive straight set victories that clinched for them the highest prize possible In Collegiate Tennis at the DMsIon III level. A S78-7011·next to McDonald's 2&4-1109 ~ blocks east of 805 stickers from the graduate secretary in their departments. championship tip of the Bud Light cap to both of yoo from all of us. Special Discount for Students. Sla1f. and Fa culty at UCSD. Medical students should contact the Medical School student - With This Ad - affairs office. Expires June 21. 1984 Brillg out yourbest; 18 June 7 1984

Reagan '~ "ann to disann" policy is a rather transparent fraud, and that if we want to reduce nuclear weapons, we Applications for I Freeze pro had better do it now, Muir Curriculum Review and Development Board contltl ucd from page 6 are now available in the Muir Provost's Office. Disannament Agency has publicly stated Deadlines: Friday, June 8 at 2:00 p.m. that "although the possibility of some and con undetected cheating in certain areas Clalalflec:I acMrtIIIng ~ II IOId In 100 Honggllder: Excellent beginners system, WId: 2 female roomies tor summer, 5230 own please call Chris Kanlgge, 455-0468. Rerward, Interviews: Friday, June 8 at 3:30 p.m. exists, such cheating would not alter the charact.r Incr.m.nt., Each I.tt.r, ClrrusJ U.P. Harness & helmet. Cosh. Make rm, tum. Nea UTC,UCSD.Jocuzzl + extras, 457- (6/7) co nrlnued from page 6 punctuatton mark and apace behIMn offer. 457-4972, (6/7) 0469 eves. 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The launching of nuclear (prefer students) to share ttyee bedroom, two TRAVEL The Soviets have agreed to on-site missiles is not as simple as "turning the bath house In old Del ~r with some, key," as Miss Chappell would like" ) Rreplace. jacuzzi and private yard, $195/mo" inspections in the context of the ANNOUNCEMENTS utilities incl, 1135 Stratford Court In Del Mor. proposed Compreh ensive Test Ban believe, but is a very Involved pre WANTED (6/7) Treaty, which by definition IS mcluded safeguard ed against error by hund 'Js Council travel/CIEE provides Information an Roommate neededl Own room In 3 room 3 student charters, rallpasses. Inri student id's, in a nuclear freeze . of failsafes and procedures. The person condo, 3 ml - to UCSD - pool, hostel cards, tours tor ages 18-35. work and What will happen if we do not "flashing red light and siren" that she snJDENTSI See your nane In prlntl Submit your parking and fUmlshed except your room, S241 study programs, and much more. Stop by the institute a freeze? The US will continue refers to is really a small pinlight and reseach paper tor publlcotlon in the annual RESEARCH PAPERS: tor publication In the per mo, + utll, Coli 455-6829 eves or message Student Center or cali452-063Q, (6/7) HAIRCUTS PERMS Issue of lHE UCSD JOURNAl Of UNDERGRADU­ UCSD JOURNAL OF UNDERGRADUATE at 452-3793, Room a.,,:]11 June 17, (6/7) HAl to deploy Pershing II and Cruise bleep sound that tell the operator he has AIRFARES. Worldwide for students. Int'I student ATE RESEARQi, We accept reseach papers at RESEARCH, We accept ~h papers r:A Roommate wanted, Own room In 3 cads. tours. railpasses. experienced Missiles in Western Europe. This will something on his screen, Within 60 any nature from all fields r:A study, DEADLINE any nat\le from undergraduate students 1.0. bedroonV 2 both house In lkllverslty City. 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(6/7) CONCERNED about the horrrtul effects at manulCllpts tor considelCtIon, (6/7) PERY Super Saver S699 round trip pius tree Includes: Includes: SIX mInutes away from Moscow, the the L,800 close call s number she quotes, flight to one city and rv1exlco call 481-6358. toxic form and garden chemicals on land, Free rent, trade tor porttIme old active profess, (6/7) • Shampoo • Shampoo Soviets have threatened to "launch on this comes out to a 99.999995% (and IMJter, food, animals. and us? INTERESTED In disabled woman. female preferred. 230-2140 • Conditioner • Conditioner warning" if we continue deployment of getting better) accuracy rate for the promoting environmentally sound gadenlng w; 578-0163 h , (6/7) these missiles. This means that they will decisions of the nuclear command and fcmllng practices without the use at Ex-81ochem TA for priIIate tutoring please call only only fire their missiles in response to satellite center. pesticides and artificial fertilizers? If so, YOU 457-3394, (6/7) Also Featuring: ME INVITED to the Collfornla CertIfIed SERVICES wamings if they feel that this wamlng On the economic issues of defense, Organic Farmers meeting: Tuesday June 26 SKI INSTRUCTORS WANTED at Adventure Ski Curls, Relaxers and Waves might be valid , and that they Will only Miss Chappell is beyond remedy. The 7:00 pm 401 DeerSprlngsRd,Son Marcos, Call Schools. Encinitas and Paclftc Beach fO/' Fall/Winter '84 part-time and full-time PERSONALS Using TCB Products With Specialists Willie or Ike have six minutes to detennine the 50% figure quoted as the percentage of Dorothy 755-0141 tor ride Info. (6/7) a.,,:]lIob1e. Experience helpfUl, but InstructOl's PROCESSING: Speedy service, Pickup validity of a warning. GNP spent on defe nse IS false and Party/Rame. SAE raffle/party at the Cha, training clinic can quolJfv, If Interested/tor wam 29')0 , Friday June 8, after the TGIO. Refreshments, & delivery on campus. Coli Andy at 279-a056, Secondly, further deployment of misleading. The correct figure IS more Info attend meeting on Monday, June (6/7) OPEN 7 DAYS and most of that IS in the form of band. Buy your tickets rlO'Nl (6/7) 11. 1000 am at Adventure Ski School at missiles and the refusal to negotiate a Need a typlsn Reasonable - speedy - A:Jrty/Rame, SAE raffle/party at the Che, mili ta ry pay, which would not disappear Summer job in La Jolla Beach area. Must hove Hansen's, 1105 Rrst St., encinitas. If unable to freeze WIll result in further Soviet good refaenC8S and large vehicle tor attend meeting call 942-2188. (6/7) accurate, Thesis - papers - joUmal articles Friday June 8, after the TGlO, Refreshments, APPOINTMENT NOT NECESSARY in th e event of a nuclear freeze. but - Kathie 576-1277. (6/7) bond, Buy your tickets nowl (6/7) deployments and further advances in transport cJ stock to and from T-shirt stand. People Interested on the TG Commission Soviet technical sophisticatio~ . would most likely increase due to the Good pay Incentllles (S4/hr guaranteed). contact xA400 or 452-0321 by 6/8. (6/7) Computerized word processing. Term papers, TKE's #1, Irs been a great year and next year UNIVERSITY TOWNE CENTRE - 455-0420 Finally, if Mr. Wolf is concerned necessity of a larger standing army. Coli Craig 469-5475 tor more Info, (6/7) theses, dissertations, Experienced, Wili be better! Holle a great summer! VlTB John sr, Typist Clerk, $6,23/hr, Job #1603. dependable. 481-D268. (6/7) Pelskl. (6/7) about verification now, it becomes Miss Chappell's heart was in the right GroondwOl1< Books' BIg Red Sale June 4-16, Responsible tor performing a IIOrlety r:A 20'1. off EMllYlhlngl We're located In the secretarial/receptionist/general otnce duties ~ng. ward processing. tope tronsalptlon. Suson (Fotheod#1) and Allison (Fathe0d#2), almost impossible once the Cruise place when she wrote her commentary, Student Center neKt to the BIke Shop. Drop by Iity work at reasonable rates. La Jolla, Thanks tor a great quarterl Lers don't stapl A Including word proeeillng, meeting Missile is deployed. Cruise Missile is but her logic and technique were in left our TGIF June 8, 4:30-6:30. Our summer hours arrangements. answering phones. Sondy,459-5818, (6/7) John (Fatheod#3), (6/7) start June 18, Tues-Sat 11-8, (6/7) only 20 feet long, and can easily be field . Her article was one-sided, distributing mall, performing statistical UNWANTED HAIR REMOVED PERMANENTl V Congratulations Ungusmenl We ore so proud hidden and transported. With this in speculative, and assumed many myths Porty/Raffte. SAE ratfte/porty at the <:he, calculations. processing forms and fast near campus. La Jolla Protesslonol Center, a you, Let's see you toke the playoffs. Gina. mind, it suddenly becomes obvious that while highlighting half-truths. Friday June 8, after the TGIO, Refreshments. oecurote statistical IypIng. PIeosego to Rm, 8950 Villa La Jolla Dr, Suite 116O-C Coli tor Lynn & Ma~.(6/7) Buy your tickets noN! (6/7) bond 2)4, warren Campus tor reterrol, (617) <::wt 457-4039, (6/7) Cutle on the fifth ftoar in the red ~er. I Wont to get Involved? JoIn the TG Commlslon Soles Representative PosItion - M'g of hi­ Typlngl Word ProGesIIngl Rush jobsl Term kindo like yOUlS also, Let's make pions. Jeff contact lC4450 ex 452-0321 by 6/8, (6/7) quality accessory products for micro­ pl!lpers, theses, resumes, transcription, 942-5463. (6/7) PlAV Hccess to we're fast & we're cheap. No nasty remaks. Love, GIna. (6/7) pool and jacUZZI. Ma, to roo. Huge large BR - please... (6/7) . purity of their systems so tightly because to lead our lives. l-le'{JenIWanttojointheTGCommisslon?CaIi $315. SIngle BR - 5285. AIIOIIabIe July 1, 270- T'yf>Ing, We are fast accurate, close to they need something definite to believe After all, the Carc her in the Rye is an 0349, (617) xA450 or 452-0321 and have a great time. Bye, in. Twin size bed $35, 6-faot couch $35, Coffee carrp.Js. $1.251poge, Aller 5:30 & wleends. Pete & .AJ. (6/7) attempt to deal precisely with living in Summer HaUlIng - Less than 10 min to Susan 457-5638 or Fran 298'{)778, (6/7) Another. more popular example, is an age of no definite values. Holden table $40, Chest r:A drawers $15, Dining table Alpha Omicron Pi IMJrmIy ~tulotes its +4 choirs $40. All In good condition call beach and school 2 people needed tor Sl.pertypIng, IBM It loW rote. high quality. Caulfield is a rebel against phoniness of houS8\IQCs.1 to shore room,andoneto haYe incredible Pi pledge class on their Initiation, the public's tum to mass cultural events Mansour 452.{)764 or 45'7.{)25Q, (6/7) term paper, theil, etc., some day service Love you all, (6/7) for a focus of spiritual unity, Think of an all-pervasive nature, a society that own room. Hause 0IIeri00ks Unl. Oty and Son available. near campus. Coli Fery 452-1393, 78 Flat 128 coupe. Very clean, one owner, Fun, R8lben - 'M1atever happened to Marie Clem. Canyan. Coli 272-3809 Joe or Kathy, (6/7) Lord of the Rings and the Dune series of demands we unify and simplify life into 3Ompg. Best o.w $900. Call Eric 239-1907/ 45S- (6/7) Cllle? Good luck on finals. Stay sweet. See logical strictures. "Some things you JUSt 1414, Iv mag, (6/7) Excepttonat typing; all kinds. Super IBM III. Fast. books, the phenomenal success of TV's Fern, rmmote a.,,:]11 In Sept. non-smaker you next yearl Love, YSA (6/7) Dallas, the public absorption wi th ca n't do that to," he says, The book's M/lN MATTRESS and Box SprIngs. good precise, spelling, 5 min, a.NOV. Mariann 450- studious, ~st hOII9 own bdrm. Con pay 1138, (6/1) 1HQM721 Repeat Wrlteln "Stay With me. Spielberg and Lucas films - all have in inCidents are a series of inSights, wuh condition. $30 call Tim 566-1844, (6/7) '}ffJ/~, Corolyn 455-9707, (6/7) understand me, and love mer' Until EOF common the willingness to offer the Holden watching people behave as one­ 1979 Hondo CIvIcCVCC, great mileage, looks P.B. roommate needed tor 2/br, one bath opt. 1HC1010. (6/7) public worlds where good and evil are man acts. People are living on raIse good. 921< ml. $18!:D call 483-6843, (6/7) m miles from beach, SIngle rm tor S267 Boz, tv1and, Vonkerette, 1ctlWni How rronv clearly delineated, Again , spiritual needs premises, and thereby excluding love 1971 I/IN Karmonn Ghla, Good cond $2500 mot' 1-2utllltles. Preterrably fern, lounay & more to '¥J? Je voos odoremes amlesl 000, Coli BrIon atter 6 pm 277-4671 , (6/7) carport. Coli Kathy/Cheryl 483-2750, July 17 Dv.

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", '\ Contents Bob's Book Report Breakln ...... page l Tbe ABC's of summer The Magazine Street dancing of New York comes Into vogue In the. sun belt of the '80s with the release of such flIms as reading for students Breakin ', Beat Street and Wild [ciltor Style. By IlOBfRT lLMf ANDRt:W KEEILR It Is now the time when mOst of the UCSD undergraduate Associate [dltor population (and for that matter, everyone else) Is preparing for JOHN NEE At the movies ...... page 4 another round of that searing mental lmanlty called finals Week. Two new movies are reviewed this Writers I'd like to say good luck to all of you. I would also advise you to keep MIKE AHN, lANCE issue. Karate Kid Is a promising on reading during the summer. BERNARD, CHRISTOPHER flic k satirizing our feeli ngs about The definition of an educated person includes literacy. the ability CANOLE, MARK DeVOL. martial arts, Streets of fire simply to read and write. The very fact that you are going through (or have By AKIIIUIl SAIA1AIl from hlp-hop music's Industry. ETHAN fEERST. JOAN fails to make the grade. gone through) higher education means that you should be able to In break dancing. which first I'Iow that It has generated - fORSBERG , RONA HU, B.B. read and write WELL. Your skills have been developed to a high began close to a dozen years ago enough interest to be LEONE, ClYDENE NEE. degree, they must not be allowed to atrophy. Use it or lose it. recognized as a legitimate new Alice Malice ...... page 5 with street gangs as a way to JAMf.S RALPH PAPP Read complete works by some of the philosophers you only read confront each other In a non· type of dance. UCSD will no Lewis carroll is best known for extracts of. Read some fiction with a philosophical message. violent manner, the country's doubt soon be offering breaking Editorial 452-3466 his work on children's novels but (James Branch Cabell has written some ofthe most gonzo books In youth spoke out about their courses. txposure to this form Advertising 45 2-3468 there is another side to the man that American literature, and people who say they know the message of trials universally. Judging from requires minimal effort. we do not see. figures of ~rth are usually wrong. People who say they know the According to Mike l'Iepomu­ ffialus is published every the attention and success three Thursday of the school year as a meaning of Jurgen are not of this earth.) Read the Bible. Read The movies relating to the subject ceno. the man in charge of supplement to the UCSD GUARDIAN. Dance ...... page 5 Journal o/Genetic Research. Read the phone book. But just keep have shared. the breakform has UCSO's own " Bogus Breakers," Reproduction or use without written on reading. gradually united the feelings of between 60-80% of the students permission of any portion of this An Inside look at a recent here have demonstrated an magazine is a no-no. We welcome performance by students invoved in Reading is. unfortunately. a very expensive activity. It requires those who have and have not unsolici ted letters. manuscripts and considerable investment. both in expensive education, time. a good been exposed to this art. new Interest In breakdancing for Its artwork. but assume no the Dance Department. health and fttness appeal. One responsibility for the return of such. dictionary and adequate eye care. However. It does not require and old. and in mass quantities. Send information to: expensive electronics. large supplies of quarters. bus-fare to Vegas The Idea of these movies Is that develops a great shape. says fflATU5 Cbina Crisis ...... page 6 or a passport. goal-plus-soul-equals-gold. and Nepomuceno, through the UCSD. S-

4 Hiatus June 7, 1984 June 7, 1984 nhl"', ~ happening," When asked about the status of China Crisis on The Ul Jolla Playhouse will British radio. Daly responded Summer pops starting open June 19 with preview Bringing a enthusiastically, "I think that performances of Its production that's how we've manas..ed to of the musical version of little 'China' survive as long as we have. SD Sympbony cbanges "Huckleberry finn Big River." although we haven't had that Big River will run through July to the states much success. We have been colors this weekend 14. and will be followed by successful with the W's." "Maybe I'm Doing Something Wrong," "War Babies" and ByJOH" "ff Tearing Otlna Crisis down to By JAMfS RALPH rArr "As There always seems to be the bare minimum to the core of This season 's two remaining although It is arguable that If You Like It." something lacking In a sequel creativity, we nnd only fddle chances to hear the San Diego one appreciates Gershwin It Is ••• to a movie. 1"10 matter how good Lundon and Garry Daly Symphony will be tonight and better to listen to him spread or bad the second generation of remaining. The songs for the tomorrow night. at 7 and 8 pm around, I will not argue It The a piece Is. It very rarely has the albums were co-<:omposed by respectively, In the Civic next concert, American Salute, Impact of the first. This. Lundon and Daly, while the Theater downtown. However, In has some pieces that a however. has nothing to do with ~Ity of the lyrics were less than three weeks the symphony orchestra and some the success that a pr*ct will written only by Daly. On the Symphony musicians will that an organ grinder ought to The following events are achieve. Musically. the same world of poetry and how It u nde rta ke the I r sp r I n g play (Is this where the custom of presented as part of the UCSD holds true. While all music meshes with music, Daly added, transformation, and, shedding wearing monkey-suits orlgl­ Undergraduate Arts festival for being produced today. save for 'The processes of writing the their tails and changing from nates?). fielder's favorites Is 1984: the most avant-garde. has music and the words for the dark to light hues, they will almost too general a grab bag, Thursday: traceable roots to other bands. songs are quite separate. I don't become the summer pops dedicated to that great pops The Indian Wants the Bronx there are few prqjects which write words to spedftcally go orchestra. conductor who gained a by Israel Horovitz and staged by reflect a sense of originality. with a song. 1find myself writing Whether this is a good or bad grandfatherly reputation in Scott feldsher will be creativeness and intelligence In lyrics all the time." WhIle this is transformation depends on spite of never having broken his performed at 7 pm in the the work they are doing. The Udle Lundon and Gary DIlly of Cblna CrIsis wbo wli be In town OIl JuDe 16 at lite rox n.e.tre. definitely a creative process, one's opinion of "pops" music, face out of a frown. Mandeville Recital Hall, crime is very common. Simply. Daly does not see this as or on one's opinion of whether There are also Big Band and The Visual Arts Department too many bands sound like very Crisis single, " Working with fire Rhythms, Some People Think would get. While this renWns to necessarily being poetic: "It's the concerts are to listen to or Broadway and Waltz and l will present a festival of poor imltlatlons of other bands. and Stee\''' began to trickle It's fun to lntertain, is be seen, one canjudge the level not really being poetic. I have picnics by. I. for Instance, Tchaikovsky evenings (If pops undergraduate videos in Tut What is missing is having a onto radio stations across the available only on the British of success they will achieve wouldn't really know how to do have no objection to Cole goes on, Tchaikovsky will have 104 at 7 pm. group sound like itself. With country. As with most first label Virgin, from the strength that they have that." Porter, but the question is no reputation left. If he even The Concert Choir will this in mind, it is hard to projects in the US. It was not an Last year China Crisis was on developed In Britain. According Though It is a band which whether It Is good for him or the does now). But there Is one perform In Mandeville compare a group such as China overwhelming success in terms the Simple Minds' New Golden to Daly, China Crisis has gone relies heavily on the use of orchestra for the two to be program that Is, by a long way. Auditorium at 8 pm, while The Crisis with anything else as they of airplay except on college and Dream tour as a support act In over very well in fngland In a synthesizers, It Is quite combined. Movie music, of the most Interesting, named for Good Soldier Suejk plays at 8 do not really sound like progreslve stations. More Europe, Currently, the band is popular sense but not so far as surprising to note the which the Symphony will also no apparent reason the Olympic pm in the Mandeville Recital anything else currently on the recently, China Crisis has being carried through both the with the British press. "In Influences of the band, said play an entire evening, never Salute. Note only has It music Hall. market. except perhaps released a fuli album entitled European and North American Britain we got really terrible Daly. "fddie is really into stevie quite makes It on Its own. The worth listening to, but there Is rridaYI " themselves. Working With fire and Steel tours, At the time of the press. The situation with the Wonder and David Bowie. I'm emotional highs and lows that enough variety so that the good I'IaUliew Garbutt wII be conducting tile sympbony this summer. The UAf will put on a concert Not much has been heard or (Possible Pop Songs Volume interview for this piece. the press Is really a lot like that of into Brian fno and things like the usual concert music piecesdonotsoundaslfonehas by the Wind ~n.semble at 8 pm in seen of China Crisis in the Two) . This is the group's second band members had been In the television. There are only three that." In this light. it Is possible repertoire provides Itself only heard them several times In the Mandeville Auditorium and a United States. Sometime this project, except for a few Unltid States for a short while. or four major papers In l'..ngland. to venture that China Crisis Is comes to movie music with a concert. It begins with two concert. and particularly a Joan Sutherland singing, and Masquerade Bailin the Rec Gym past summer, Warner Records independent releases, The first, and thus were uncertain about It's a real hierarchy, and they developing a new style as celluloid boost. Richard Joplin rags. goes on to music by summer pops one. where she sings Richard from 9 pm to midnight envelopes with the first China DiffiCUlt Shapes and Passive what type of reception they control a lot of what's opposed to deriving an old one. Rodgers (wh08e evening Is Ralph Vaughan Williams. • • • 80nynge conducts. Sherrill Saturday: adulterated with Dvorak, Handel. Offenbach. Bizet, Milnes and Martina Arroyo will The Chamber Ensembles will Kabalevsky, Rimsky-Korsakov Beethoven, Kurt Weill, Bela The San Diego Opera has a perform together in Simon perform In Mandeville 8-210 at and Stravinsky, a life-savlng Bartok, Glinka, Rossini and shorter but more brilliant lloccanegra. It Is like the 8 pm. measure), cannot even get a OtarIes Ives. It Is certainly an season. Its Verdi festival President and Mrs. Reagan Sunday: The Psychedelic furs are on the 'Mirror Moves' boost from celluloid. Olympian effort. with music contains the usual warhorse and visiting the local Republican A Senior Honors Percussion The low points of the season froln all periods, Renaissance more obscure opera, in this case Committee, only, of course. RecItal will be held at 8 pm in 8y RODDY BOOAWA more than music of the '70s, listening to. You may love or stranger" and "High Wire Days" are so well versed In. All I can at least serve the purpose of (Vaughan William's "Green­ I I'fa.snadlerl and Simon much better. the Mandeville Recital Hall. accentuating the high points. sleeves") to 20th century, and What is the new mood in pop while also tryiug to move hate them, but they put out are pop masterpieces I would say Is that I'firror I'foues shows /Joccanegta. There is nothing I l'fasnadieri will be PIoaday: The ftrst concert. performed from America through ~urope obscure however, about the music today? I would say people again. Less naive than in great records. Overcoming the rate alongside the furs' The Psychedelic Furs aren't perfonned on June 21, 24 and The festival concludes with four times at the end ofJanuary, to This selection would Optimism and Hope. in spite of the '60s. however, maybe the shadows of Lou Reed and the previous gems "Pretty In Pink," getting bored, watered down or Russian. singers ftlllng, and overflowing 30, and Simon lloccanegra on an Honors Guitar Recital in the all the depressing drab politics difference is the fear in Velvets scene they were first "Sister Europe" and their last commercial, threealburnsdown will be all Gershwin, and distinguish any symphony from, the roles. Il'fasnadieri has June 23 and 29 and July 1, Warren Theater at 8 pm, and fear of it all ending with the everyone's mind that someone associated with, the Furs have rmUor hits, "Love My Way" and the line from their debut. big Final Bang (I), With their may decide to throw the final come into their own. They sound "forever Now." There are a lot Upbeat. tasteful and textured. new release on CBS, l'firror party, simploy how The Psychedelic more keyboards (uncredited on this album has virtually no filler Moves, The Psychedelic Furs l'firror l'foves Is a more Furs should sound. Richard the album) and horns than on tracks, 737 Pearl skip the groove and tum back appealing record to mainstream Butler's vocals are so droning earlier records, but rather than • • • La Jolla the clock to a time when music audiences than the previous and repetitive, but you can clutter the music, they layer However effective or albums. but the power in listen to him over and over and upon the music. Ineffectual pop music may be to was hopeful. The Furs. along 456-1170 with the Style Council. join a Richard Butler's voice or the over again. Psychedelic CONSOlATION PRIZE: I won't the politics of the world or the host of new music which looks colors of the band is still here, hypnosis therapy for under ten make silly comparisons to people living uinder the 456-1815 forward to uniting people in One thing that has always dollars is a bargainl Robert Hilburn's Costello, politics. The Psychedelic fUrs optimism and strength to take amazed me about the Furs is The singles from the LP. 'The Talking Heads, Springsteen, U2, reflect a unity bent on the angst PRECISION hold of the Moment. This music that they put out records which Ghost In You" and "Heaven," The Clash or any other record and joy of Heawn and love in seems to reflect society much you can never get tired of along with the cuts "Uke a review rhetoric we journalists , these High Wire Days. 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6 "'atl15 June 7. 1984 June 7. 1984 "law 1 Summer Concerts Dancing An outstanding line-up of concerts Is continued from page S scheduled for San Diego this summer and controlled, It often lacks UCSD will host the opening show this spontaneity. Such was the case friday. The Bus Boys, who played to an with "Sentimental Rationale," enthusiastic crowd In the gym last year, This foursome obviously had will headline this year's TGiO. The talent beyond the music festivities begin with the "New" four ~es selection and choreography. at 4 pm on the hump, Do not miss this Though I may be known as a under any circumstance, this Is why we go lover of capes, too many can to UCSO. overshadow the dancers, as was Also tomorrow the eclectic King evident In "Las Matadoras." Crimson will be performing at SDSU's Open The excellent choreography Afr Amphitheater. One of UCSO's favorite projected far better than the bands, Oingo 8oingo will play opening slide graphics of "Ron's night at the Del Mar fair, June 16. The fafr Passage," also features The Tubes with Wire Tl'aln, Once again the ballerina Weird AI Yankovtc, RfM, Jefferson Starshlp, demonstrated the blend of Deniece Williams, Debarge and Marshall precision and art in "Spring Tucker. Water," during which the One of the best venues in town, audience had become aware of Humphreys on Shelter Island is again the complexity of movement so hosting an impressive series with the likes well executed. of David Sanborn, Yellowjackets, Chuck The next two dances, "Solid Mangione, Spyro Gyra, B.B. King, Colors" and "Shopping," stood out as the grand performances of the evening, coordinating excellent choreography, graphics, stage design and music. Dancer Julie Thompson radiated In both performances, sharing with the audience the thrill of the moment that comes after months of hard training. The final dance, "Riot in Lagos," had many fine performers. Unfortunately, they were all masked. But the anonymity of the masks added to the quality of presentation. Once again, the UCSD fvening of Dance was a sellout, and this year's performances will surely bring the audience back next year for another lively lbe Tubes, JUDe 15 evening •

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