The Cord Weekly Thursday, December 2,1976

Volume 17, Number 11 theCord Weekly Thursday, December 2, 1976

Senate Meeting Visa student fee hikes issue Bottoms up ! by Karen Kehn Kingdom, the United Sates, and Marshall feels that the interac- beer from fifty to sixty cents, and At the Senate Meeting on Mon- Ireland. There is a fixed cost for tion of different cultures and with the complaints received day, November 29, Alan Mar- educating a certain number of philosophies adds a very desirable about waxed cups, it was decided shall, a student senator, proposed students, and the added expendi- dimension to education. In his es- to make the change. The new that the Senate oppose the fee ture for foreign students is almost timation, it was the Senate's duty cups cost three cents apiece, hikes for visa students. Marshall nothing. to "oppose the increase for visa while the old ones were approxi- presented an extensive report not just as By the fees, the gov- students, Canadians, mately one and a half cents each. concerning this issue, in which he increasing but as human beings". ernment only save $6 It is hoped that, during the week said that the increase will be re- will million The Senate supported is compared to when the bar is self-serve, cus- gretted in the future. which small their Marshall's motion to oppose the projected budget of$1 billion. The tomers will use the same cup for hikes, but they not Dr. Parrot, Minister of Colleges money foreign students bring into fee did feel each beer they have and thereby they ask the and Universities, justified the dif- the economy will exceed this ex- should Board of help cut the costs. ferential fee by saying that it is pense. Governors to review their ratifica- One other lype of glass, besides of Marshall found other countries, ft costs tion the increase, the ones now being used, was in The government visa regula- realizes that there is little uni- the taxpayer to educate foreign our considered. It was the clear liquor tions restrict entrance of students versity do, students, and the government is can since there is type glasses. However, it was felt $3000. Lan danger retaliatory economic re- to those who have of government that they were too brittle for the presently exercising student straint. Dantzer, another senator, action. drinkers iri the Turret. felt this limitation was unfair, The Senate's representative, by Brian Harrison Last year 200,000 glasses-were Marshall countered all these ar- since students with academic ex- Glen Carroll, will notify the No more eating wax with your used. The new glasses should get guments in his presentation. cellence, but insufficient funds, Council of Ontario Universities of beer — the Turret has switched a good test this year, because a lot Higher tuition rates for visa stu- would not be given the chance to the Senate's opposition to fee from waxed to plastic cups. of people plan to add to the dents are found only in the United attend university in Canada. hikes. With the increase in the price of amount used. Charges fly at UBC racism forum

VANCOUVER (CUP) — An East But Ray Harris, a native of supporters of the Communist Harris said it's hard to correct a and whose houses are being Indian defence committee operat- fisherman from Chemainus, BC, Party of Canada (Marxist- system run by someone,you can't broken into. ing here is perpetuating racism, a claimed racism is perpetuated by Leninist) and many members of see or talk to. He said the news "The police say they can't do forum on racism held Nov. 18 at groups such as the EIDC the East Indian community who media is responsible for making anything; people tell us if we the University of British Colum- "It is perpetuated when you try are not supporters of the CPC issues out of several incidents. don't like it here we should go bia was told. to attack someone who himself is (M-L). "People who don't know how back to India; our former leaders The accusation was made by a being controlled by the system," The latter fact was almost to- to fight racism except by punching say we should do nothing and that BC native Indian after Kulbir he said. tally ignored when the Vancouver someone who comes up and tells they will make a petition to the Bahte, from the East Indian De- "When people become honest commercial media launched a bit- them they're the wrong color," he government; and once a house is fence Committee (EIDC), told the with themselves, and try and ter attack against the committee said. attacked, it's almost invariable personal discrimina- shortly its foundation, that it is attacked again in the next forum East Indians "are not going overcome after term- audi- turn cheek". tion, then we will have made a ing it a "vigilante committee" of Another member of the few days." to the other said the EIDC is only a short a damned racist slaps us, we start to overcoming discrimina- "Maoists". ence "If term and that the charges that will slap him back," Bahte said. tion. It goes a lot further than solution com- He said the EIDC are not going that." But the defence committee is mittee should be "trying to edu- is dealing with crimes and not ra- He said East Indians people a grass be second-class citizens, but The committee was formed not a vigilante group, Bahte said. cate on roots cism are untrue. to defending will fight. about a year ago and is composed "Our sole belief is in level". "When one house on a block is at- oneself. We don't seek out ra- to singled out again and again for "You should be attempting tacks, and when the occupants of cists. break stereotyping in we a down the are only East In- "Even if know where ra- English-speaking community," he that house the we go into his dians on the block, you have ra- Calling all Canadian profs cist lives, don't said. "There must be understand- he "But our own cism," Bahte said. home," said. if ing and compromise between both The following is an excerpt of a statement on faculty citizen- properties and workers are at- sides. Many people have said that A woman the audience ship made by the Honourable Dr. Parrott in the Legislature on and daugh- in tacked, if our mothers civility sign strength, not blamed the Canadian government Monday, November 15. not is a of ters are safe on the streets, we weakness." for perpetuating racism. "Last year, about 72% of all faculty members in Ontario were will take action." Canadian. In Britain 92% of faculty are British, in the United "The Canadian government is However, Harris said the prob- Bahte countered by saying the consciously implementing dis- Staes 98% are U.S. citizens, and in Sweden, 99% are Swedish simply lem of discrimination is not committee was formed to fight on crimination," she said. "Immig- citizens. All these countries have prestigious universities. a question of fighting force with two fronts. rants are being blamed in the Clearly, scholarship does not depend on having a large compo- force. foreign faculty. We no apologies attempt- media for the lack of jobs. There nent of need make for "It's not a question of 'I'm a "The first was a propaganda, ing to ensure that Ontario universities are distinctively Canadian. is no better way of inspiring r? red man and you're a white man' psychological We planned improvement by institutions, the front. cism than this. The shown most attention that's causing discrimination. to counterattack the psychological being given to the issue by the Department of Manpower and fear the East Indian community "And it is being done dci. Immigration, the continuing commitment of the Presidents and to "It's when you get an entire faced," he said. ately. The number ofpeople emp- ensure that Canadians and established landed immigrants are structure built around someone loyed has to do with profits, adequately considered, suggest that we may be optimistic. We else's values and my values aren't "The second involved the ac- machinery and the capitalist sys- will continue to monitor faculty appointments and I will keep the the same. Their values have over- tive defence of families whose tem. The corporations benefit House informed." run my values, and that's dis- property is being damaged, whose from this because it divides the crimination." pay cheques are being ripped off workers." No plans to reschedule WLUSU election There has been some discussion lem with the time of the election beginning of September so the members are left -with last year's ings of the offices but by this time about rescheduling the WLUSU was the long process of filling all budget should be passed before problems and very little help is exams have rolled around and general election from February to the positions for the Student then, though last year financial received from the previous gov- time is given over to them. the end of January. While the Op- Union. After the president and problems ran over into the new ernment. The students are un- The members of the OMB gen- erations Management Board has vice-president are elected, they fiscal year. familiar with the offices and find it erally agree that the election time been discussing the issue, no defi- must advertise for the other of- Larry Scott, the president of difficult to develop new program- will remain the same this year. It nite plans have been made. fices. Once the auxiliary offices WLUSU discussed theproblem of mes so that the budget may be will need a referendum to change are filled, and staff for the offices high turnover in the Student made. It takes about a month to the time and it is too late for that move to the of January A end. has hired, it may not be until Union offices. The newly elected become familiar with all the work- this year. members to ac- been would allow new the end ofMarch that all positions quaint themselves with their posi- planning of year's budget are filled. The tion, plan next and schedules and other WLUSU pass audit in Sep- it before the work is left behind for the study tember. final exams. The budget is not The OMB discussed the change of poll passed until the summer. Tuition fees of time of the General Election from the middle of February to Another member of the OMB the end of January. Such a move commented on the problem of The CORD has conducted a A large random Sample of These are the results: would allow members to become forming a quorum over the sum- poll in the hopes of finding the student population was pol- — 60% favoured the prop- familiar with their offices before mer so that the budget may be what students are thinking led. Students were asked osed fee hikes. or not . the academic pressures of April passed. With the members living concerning the recent proposal whether they thought — 31.7% opposed the fee -all over Ontario, it is hard to col- of the Ontario government to "foreign students should pay a hikes. keep them away. Treasurer of WLUSU, Pete lect enough people to pass the raise the fees of foreign stu- differential fee as proposed by — 8.3% of students polled Peterson said that the main prob- budget. The audit occurs at the dents. the Ontario Government." were undecided. 2 The Cord Weekly Thursday, December 2,1976

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The above list is subject to change. Additional companies are Students seeking on campus interviews should check for booking in. Please check with the Placement Office for revisions screening dates and should get resumes in NOW. and to answer any questions. Thursday, December 2,1976 The Cord Weekly 3 This week's question Should there be differential fees for foreign students?

Mark MacKenzie Bien Garcia Cheryl Bateman Chris Cardona Alan Marshall

Mark MacKenzie Alan Marshall not even allowing for the multip- student in the school or not as Finally, there is a great educa- UofW 4th Year Honours Economics lier effect. They have to pay sales there are fixed costs to maintain tional value in foreign students. Ideally no. The problem is The fee increase bothers me as it taxes etc. so I would say they are the building etc. They don't take University is a universal educa- that university markets are will cause a drop in the enrollment helping our economy and paying the place of Canadian students, tion, and what better way to be- very competative, and its bet- of foreign students. I their way. the University can refuse to admit come acquainted with a foreign ter for Canadians if they don't don't mean to put down courses them. They don't take Canadian culture than to meet a foreign stu- have to compete with interna- but I've learned a lot more from jobs either, less than 5% of dent first hand. It helps international students. Canadian par- interacting with foreign students Cheryl Bateman foreign students are able to get a tional relations. Politicians from ents are paying taxes for the. than I have in some of my 2nd Year French work permit after their visas run the Phillipines sometimes go to upkeep of universities, and it's courses. No, they have a right to go to out. They can't even be a teach- school in Canada, and therefore a slap in theface if they pay for The arguments of the Minister school like we do, and if they can ing assistant in the university and have good relations with Canada and part places their children international have little factual foundation. The get a education here, thats that's of the learning process. afterwards. Besides this, in better Nigeria students compete for the same cost of education for foreign stu- great. But they should support Other countries, for example like they have 90 million places. If there was no discre- dents is virtually nil as university Tuition shouldn't be Australia, don't charge differential people and 2 universities, they themselves. Phillipines to here as they have pancy in international agree- costs are fixed. As for the recip- us either, most of us fees. In the it would have come raised for no ments, okay, have no differen- rocity arguments, Britain and the it without a good stu- cost you less than ft does here, for facilities there. can't afford fees? tial fees, but right now we're U.S. are the only ones who have dent loan. there are 7 pesos in a $. So why the differential the only ones who don't have differential fees, and the U.S. has them. them on a state basis. The And me... government's saving of 6 million I started out with the idea that the foreign students should is 1/3 of 1% of their deficit, and Bien Garcia probably pay differential fees, but some of the people I Chris Cardona 2/3 of 1% of the ministry's budget. Business talked to just about convinced me otherwise. The govern- 4th Honours Geography His arguments don't hold water. No. The differential fee dis- ment wastes so much money on useless expenditures, for Yes. We're paying for uni- Foreign students may take up courages foreign students from example paying their own salaries, that the small amount versities in our taxes, and the places, but do you want someone studying in Canada. Already you that is spent on foreign students is worth it. The most con- Canadian population shouldn't with 55% in the university? It is have to be of an upper class fam- vincing reason I have heard is the one pointing out the edu- have to support international landed immigrants, not foreign ily to afford to come to Canada. cational value of foreign students; aren't we all here to get students. They're getting all students, who take up jobs. Most of the reasons people give an education? sorts of scholarships so they There are around 11,000foreign for the fee hike don't stand up. And I definitely agree with the notion that our tuitions should be able to afford higher students in Ontario. Each one First, foreign students aren't shouldn't be raised either. fees. Either raise the fees or must bring in at least $3,000, and subsidized by the tax payer. It by Joyce Thornton take away their scholarships. this makes a total of $33,000,000 doesn't matter if there is a foreign pics by Jerry Golschesky Tests By Loretta Heimann There has been some debate as to whether or not faculty are allowed to give tests during the last week of class. When the registrar's office and Deans of faculties were questioned, there seemed to be no concensus on the issue. WLU Registrar, Mr. Henry Dueck, said there was no definite rule concerning whether or not tests or not tests may be given the last week of class. Dueck, said the theory is that professors shouldn't be doing it because the students skip their other classes to study for those tests. He elaboarted by saying that every year the matter is debated but by then it is usually too late to change anything. The Dean of each faculty has control of the decision some professors do, some don't.— " The Dean of Business and Economics, Max Stewart, felt it was undesirable to have tests the last week of class because it di- verts the students away from the lectures. But it is sometimes a necessity in order to avert time table conflicts. The numerous time table conflicts was the reason that Dr. Roy, Dean of English and Communica- tions, gave for having the exams in the weeks before the last week of classes. She did not like the idea of exams the last week of classes, however. It would appear the university has no definite policy regarding testing last week of classes. But the remarks above point out that such planned testing is frowned on by those who decided the policies for the various de- partments of the school. Perhaps an established policy would be worth considering. Thursday, December 2,1976 4 The Cord Weekly

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As I sit here, slowly sipping on a beer, conjuring visions of Christmas, New Year's and finally a well deserved break, I sud- denlyrealized that I still have exams to write. To those of you who have not enjoyed the finer points of summer school, I have but one comment, lucky bastards. And to those of you who have enjoyed that gratifying experience of summer school, another comment, hope you make it, you fools. As you may well have guessed, I went to summer school, not only this past year, but the year before as well. In this case the old saying holds true. "Once a fool, always a fool." With exams justaround the corner, I have noticed a sudden flurry of activity. Suddenly, those individuals who found it more benefi- cial to sit in the Torque Room and sip coffee than attend classes, have suddenly realized that their notes consist of the introductory lecture in the subject. And consequently they must beg, borrow and steal those same notes in the hopes of cramming for the exams. The first yearstudents are in for a surprise too. Just wait until they learn they must write in that hollow monstrosity commonly known as the Athletic Complex. What fun it is to sit in there with 500 other sweating bodies pouring out the sum total of your life's knowledge on a piece of paper, knowing full well that the profs will never read it. And I'm not trying to evaluate or criticize the use of the A.C. but I'll let you make the decision. Seeing as this is the last issue of the Cord for 1976, I guess I should enter my predictions for 1977, my resolutions for next year and the expressions of my gratitude to those who helped out so far this year. Firstly, my predictions, though absurd as they may be. Prime Minister Trudeau will be poisoned in office by eating an apple and will be reawakened by a collective kiss from Robert Stanfield and Joe Clarke. But immediately after being brought back to life (if you can call it that) he will be killed in a plane crash caused because the pilot of the plane spoke French and the air traffic controller spoke English. Next, Joe Clarke will have twins (not his wife, but Joe) and they will be born on Easter, just to prove that Trudeau is not the only gifted politician. Ed Broadbent will finally become a household word, but only because he will buy a floor wax company. The Free Chevron (or the Real Chevron, I'm not sure which one), will become immortalized in the Canadian Press Hall of Fame, but only as a door mat or the liner of the bird cage. Foreign students will rebel in Ontario over the fee increase and will burn every Chinese food restaurant, pizza parlour and Disco. And finally, the Cord will cease publication as a weekly, but will continue as a monthly, because ofthe lack of volunteers. My only resolution for the year will be that I will try to quit smok- ing for the year. That alone is a big enough resoultion. And to those who have helped in the Cord this year, my greatest admiration. You will never know how much your diligent work is appreciated. All we need is more. To my roomates, a special thanks for putting up with me so far. Let's hope you can last until April.. This is it for '76. A very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Till next year, best of luck. Murray Souter Editor After the Christmas Exams letters Merry Over the past two editions of The mention of political activity the Cord, I have read various let- in and by the student union, ters, comments and articles whether you are aware of it or criticizing the student union and not, automatically implies the its leadership. These criticisms Commission of University Affairs have largely dealt with the lack of (C.U.A.). One suggestion before I information given students and continue all you energetic, con- Christmas the lack ofaction or leadership on cerned complaintants, please thepart of the union. come up and see us in the back My initial comments in re- corner of the WLUSU offices. We sponse would have been much the need your concerned, responsible, same as those contained in lan and energetic talents and would Douglas's letter last week. I can be glad to put them to use. Please only thank Mr. Douglas and add do that much and you from should still that surely the penalty for not par- decide to do nothing, please pay ticipating in politics is to be gov- Plato's penalty and remove your- erned by someone inferior to self from the pot. yourself. Should anyone wish to take Mr. Douglas's advice and Lan Dantzer penalty, please the avoid Pato's read Commissioner of Cord University Affairs Thursday, December 2,1976 The Cord Weekly Political Poke 5 Trudeau's plan fornationalism won't work by Dan Schmitt In 1972 the government of Canada had to make a very crucial and risky decision, concerning Canada's relationship with the United States. The decision was chosen between three alternative options which were suggested by Mitchell Sharp. The first option was to preserve Canada's existing relations with the United States. The second involved a move in- tentionally designed to send Canada towards stronger social, & economic ties with the U.S. And the third, was to slowly over time move more and more away from U.S. domination. The option chosen by Mr. Trudeau and his government was the third. Be- cause of this decision, nationalism was made an official policy. Mr. Trudeau's intention of making Canada more nationalistic by easing the American social, economic & political grip on Canada was gracious, admirable, and maybe even a device used to make him more popular in the public eye. Canadians should realize though, that Trudeau's plans are almost an impossibility from becoming a reality. Ameri- can companies control 36 percent of Canada's pulp and paper industry, 43 percent of our mining and smelting trade, 45 percent of our manufacturing industry, and 58 percent of our oil and natural gas trade. In fact, of the 100 largest companies in Canada, forty of them are American owned. All together, American investment in Canada totals $32 billion dollars. Who can afford to buy out our neighbours south of the border? And if we did, where would we get the business talent needed to run these companies. Not only that, but hundreds of thousands of jobs would be lost. Not only does it seem impossi- ble from an ivestment point of view, but what about the trade between the countries. Of Canada's $32 billion worth of exports in 1975, 66 per cent went to the states. Out of our $34.6 billion dollars worth of imports, 68 per magazines are dominant in the close friends with the U.S. during to find because of the very Canada. cent comes from the south. Canadian market. Cutting these times when world relations are re- make-up of this country. We have These economic, social, politi- As it can be seen, the slow alie- forms of recreation from Cana- stless. a Social Credit government in cal and language differe"- es in the nation of ourselves from the U.S. dians would hurt our social free- The Prime Minister's intention 8.C., a socialist government in country, make it hare .or us to would serve only to weaken our doms, pleasures, and way oflife. of national identity are notewor- Sask., a conservative government find identity. Once these internal economy. Would this alienation Furthermore, Canada benefits a thy. Nevertheless the manner in Ontario. The country is also di- problems are on the way to being hurt Canadians socially? Since 90 great deal from American influ- used to attain nationalism is im- vided by economies. The West is resolved, nationalism will natur- percent of our population lives ence. With a population one tenth proper. agricultural, Ontraio & Quebec ally result. Finding these solutions along a 200 mile wide strip, along the size, we enjoy a standard of Canadian identity is brought are highly industrialized, while the should be Mr. Trudeau's im- the border, we receive popular living equal to that of the United into reality when the people of our East is poor. Then there is the mediate concern, instead of in- American television. Moreover, States. Many jobs are supplied, country decide to become split that exists between English stituting the harmful decision American movies, records and and it is good to know that we are nationalistic. Right now, it is hard & French speaking people of made four years ago. Yearbooks are available in WLUSU office

The following people have not as Susan Klopp Jennifer Maggs Hugh MacNichol Elio Gianfrancesco yet picked up their Keystone '76.. Deborah Allaby Dianne Matzelle Nancy Manley Carol Hammer Please do so in the next week in Robert Baker Karolina Menkal \ Martin McMahon Pierre Joyal the WLUSU office. Malcolm Allman Maureen O'Byrne Marion Morton Robert Laking Judy Ainsworth Stephen Bridson Tracy Pattison Edmond Parente Charles McMann William Allen : Robert Brown Ron Peirce Zvonko Pehar Michael Oberholzer Susan Bastian Carmen Buonaccolto Frances Potter Edward Pless Ken Parsons Jim Bolton Lynn Burnie Jan Van Uliet Michael Rank Paul Power Donald Bowers . John Caris John Webster \ James Wagg Robert Scott Christopher Buck Bob Crammer Brenda Lee White Kazimierz Weslerski Paul Smith Cathy Burn Charles Dingwall Lawrence Whitney Grant White Geoffrey Turley John Byrne Larry Doble Bob Yoeman Stuart Wright Susan Wipdrecht Bill Coulston- Barbara Drew Malcolm Allman Rick Zeeman Craig Vanni Linda Davies Shane Dufe Patrice Butts Dennis Baker David Graham Ben Doan Sharon Dziedziejko Stephen Connors Margie Collins Joan Hunter Tony Dowling Mark Elkin Janice Ehr Patricia Cox „ Kathy Ken- Edith Drude Dan England Daniel Renzella Michael Raycraft Douglas McGillivray Anthony Dyach Karen Erhardt Alan Schope Peter Charles Ryde Jim Mohr Evelyn Edens Ann Frank Susan Shantz Rosemarie Schuets Melissa Dolbeer Mary Elrick Henry Goverde Christine Shelton Kirn Sheane Kirn Charles Pickard Loretto Enright Randy Hamilton Bradshaw Sheridan Tak W. E. Sheng Tara Lynn Rolston Angela Francis Gregory Hartley Jeffrey Shurie Michael Shillingford Mike Sitko Jerrold Gibson Paul Hayes Sharon Smith Perry Sine Ken Thomas James Gruenbauer Alan Junker Dwight Steinman David Sommerville Steve Walter Linda Hancox Gerald Kieswetter Keith Stoltz Daniel Steward Emilio Zannutt Martin Hartmann Steven Koloff Dave Stoutly Ron Stone There are still copies available Stumpf Charlie Stuart purchased. George Jong Dan Kiuper Eileen to be Feel free to Fitzpatrick John Kechnie Mary Lounds Loran Lake Joyce come up and purchase one. The Cord Weekly Thursday, December 2,1976 6

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(OSAP) from $61 million to $74 funding for universities and col- Harry Parrott, minister of col- million next year. However, stu- leges increased 16.9 per cent, a leges and universities, also an- dents must still take out a $1,000 drop from the 19.6 per cent in- nounced operating grant increases loan before receiving provincial crease the previous year. of only 8.7 per cent for colleges grants, he said. According to Parrott's figures, per and 8 cent for universities. Parrott said higher tuition fees university students will pay 15 per Community college students will be taken into account when cent of their education costs while willpay an additional $75, pushing students apply for financial assis- college students will assume 13 the average fee from about $250 to tance. per cent after the increases are in $325. University students face an "As in the past, students who effect. The increase of about $100, pushing can't pay their full share of educa- Ontario Federation of Stu- their tuition fees to about $700. tion costs may apply for financial dents (OFS) called an emergency The provincial government assistance from OSAP," he said. session of its member campuses cannot order the fee increase, but for Nov. 28 to decide strategy for Ontario's 22 colleges will re- dealing with the tuition hike, OFS by cutting back on operating grant ceive a total of $250 million in increases, institutions be executive assistant Peter Mac- will operating grants, up from $230 Nov. 25. forced to levy the hikes in Donald said order million while universities will re- The four-year old federation to meet costs. $703 ceive million, up from pro- has concentrated on tuition hikes Parrott said the funding prog- jected expenditures this year of and student aid policies since it ram $651 is designed to make students million at the province's 15 in 1972. When univer- Rekindle your diamond's fire pay publically-funded was formed a larger share of education universities and sity fees were hiked $100 at that costs. other post-secondary institutions. time, the federation organized a If your diamond is not as dazzling as "The increased costs faced by Next year's increases are down tuition fee boycott. The boycott it once was ... let our repair expert rekindle universities and colleges should from this year's operating grant was followed by a four-year gov- the flame. He'll clean your cherished be borne in part by the students increase of 14.4 per cent and fol- ernment freeze on tuition fees. diamond and check the mounting for safety. We guarantee the diamond you love Gov't ignores student housing and employment will blaze again with dazzling new life. TORONTO (CUP) — Long range government says it costs them He said the government would put planning on student employment $1700 to keep a student in school. off any planning of student sum- 30 king st housing being ignored by w and is I say it costs the student $3000 to mer employment programs until it ■JmMmSm KITCHENER- the government, David Warner, stay in school, if he's from out of is too late. As a result he is cer- ■ rU NDP member of the Ontario legis- town." tain that the student unemploy- lature and chief opposition critic Student housing, said Warner, ment rate will once again be - of government education policies, should be seen in the light of the around 20 per cent. said at a recent meeting at the whole housing issue. Warner sees Warner continued slapping of University of Toronto. a solution to the problem in long the government's wrist in the area "The issue of increased tuition term, low interest mortgage rates. of budget cutbacks. He said a de- in important crease in funding would severely fees and it is discus- pressure legislature, the "It'll take the off hous- cut already depleted support sed in the but ing in the cities and provide the larger student costs involve hous- staff at universities and could cheaper and better housing ing and unemployment and they for spell disaster for some instutu- are being,totally ignored."- students." tions. Warner took issue with the Unemployment is another area One solution to the problem A DANCE government's point of view to- the government ignores in long Warner stated, is the restructuring ■ - i wards students' concerns: "The range planning, Warner charged. of the tax system. 1 MEET SOME FUN | Carleton slams restrictions on visa students I COME EARLY FOR DINNER! OTTAWA (CUP) — The number government should "balance the He also stressed the need for 1$ Choose one of Numbers's "New Hamburgers" g|M of international students in costs with the benefits" of visa governments to base policy for A selection of gourmet Hamburgers Canada is "not sufficiently dis- students participating in Canada's visa students on adequate infor- 11 created to satisfy your appetite Wm turbing" to warrant differential educational community. mation. fees or quotas for those attending 1 NUMBERS - YOUR LICENSED B post-secondary institutes, accord- DINE and DANCE SPOT ' ing to the president of Carleton ■ H University. WANT A If IN NEW HAMBURG M Differential fees is one of the FIRST m * PHONE 662-3000 p& worst ways of applying a policy of some restraint," Dr. Michael CLASS CAREER Oliver told a workshop at the joint conference of World University WITH A Services Canada and the Cana- dian Bureau for International Education (WUSC-CBIE) here FIRST CLASS COMPANY? Nov. 19-21. In the very near future you're going to make one of the He said deciding how visa stu- most important decisions in your life. A Career. dent enrolment should be limited is "begging the question" because We want to talk to you about a career in Life Insurance Coronet there is lack of information sug- Sales, leading to Sales Management. Hotel gesting they are a burden on the Motor economy or that they prevent 'We know this isn't for everyone, but for those of you Canadians from attending school. who want the challenge and rewards this type of career 871 VICTORIA ST. N. - 744-3511*** The Ontario government's deci- has to offer, come and see us and open up a whole sion to impose differential fees new w.orld. this year "comes from a climate of misinformation," Oliver said. See your Placement Office or fill in the coupon. THIS WEEK IN THE "I think the governments are responding in a very peculiar way CANADA LIFE Crown Room to what they perceive the public £JL thinks," he said. Canada Life Assurance Company MACLEAN AND MACLEAN The Carleton president and ...... •..•••"••"""■••■■■"•••••••«••"■■••■■--«---- n Education Department member of a CBIE task force The Canada Life Assurance Company studying third world students said 330 University Avenue, Toronto, Ontario MSG IRB i the increasing visibility of interna- NEXT WEEK I am interested in attending an interv;ew for The Canada Life Sales tional students has sparked an & Marketing ManagementProgram. "emotional reaction" from the IRISH NEWCOMERS public. ■| NAME Canadian are not used "to peo- COMING SOON ple who look differently and talk ADDRESS differently" and are frightened by those "whose race may be per- ceived as a threat." DUBLIN CORPORATION COURSE Oliver said the costs of univer- (Include resume if possible) NO JEANS PLEASE sity would remain the same without international students and that I Thursday, December 2,1976 8 The Cord Weekly Thanks Gang .... Wow! 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will be given to Preference "Charge students majoring in marketing. for a Win" use your convenient Sayvette I WW JE^^BB^^ charge card. Details at your mAW l#pal !■■■ check with vMJr w%rmm^mr For information Placement Office. WESTMOUNT ROAD NORTH ~sound solid sensible savings Thursday, December 2,1976 The Cord Weekly 9 Federation locks Chevron offices WATERLOO (CUP) The ex- editor who would be answerable planning "how to deal with the members have frequently at- campus political group, the Anti- ecutive of the students'— union at to council, according to student federation's latest moves." tended Free Chevron meetings Imperialist Alliance (AIA) follow- the University of Waterloo locked observers. The staff later voted against but bar other students, including ing the resignation of the editor- the staff of the student newspaper The Free Chevron staffrefused banning persons from Free Chev- some councillors, from their own in-chief, who cited political pres- out of its photo and editorial of- the deal, which the council with- ron meetings, but in the meantime sessions. sure from other Chevron staff as fices Nov. 19. drew in a subsequent meeting on Brykman and Burke publically The Waterloo Federation his reason. But the staff of the Chevron, discovering the motion contra- protested their exclusion and closed the Chevron Sept. 30, re- The council approved the clos- suspended from publishing by a vened by-laws governing the pub- complained to Canadian Univer- versing a decision four days ear- ure after the appearance of a spe- vote of the U of W Federation of lication of the Chevron. sity Press, the student newspaper lier when council overturned the cial Chevron denouncing the fed- Students almost two months ago, co-operative which has been sup- federation executive's attempt to eration executive. The staff deny continue to occupy the main of- Meanwhile, students have been porting the paper and its de- lock the staff out of the paper's the charges of an AIA takeover, fice in defiance of an eviction circulating petitions demanding mands. offices. The executive charged the and note the federation has never notice and continue to publish the the recall of the two student Hess said federation executive paper had been taken over by a produced proof of its allegations. "Free Chevron," while demand- councillors and federation presi- ing the reinstatement of the Chev- dent Roberts. ron and its paid staff and an inves- According to Hess, the required tigation into the paper's closure. number of signatures have been Meanwhile students supporting gathered to re-open the seats held the paper are circulating petitions by arts councillors Franz Kling- demanding the recall of federation ender and Don Orth, but Roberts OPEN MEETING president Shane Roberts and two has refused to accept these on the councillors. grounds the petitions lacked pres- The Free Chevron staff operate idential approval. The two coun- without several pieces of equip- cillors have been strong suppor- ment which were seized in inci- ters of the federation's closure of PURPOSE: To discuss the proposed tuition dents occuring during the week the Chevron, Hess said. fee increases for colleges and universities prior federation executive's to But Roberts has affixed his sig- effective, 1977 of -to become changing of the locks on some nature petitions demanding offices. to the the Chevron his recall, which according to re- president Shane Federation gathered an estimated Building from ports has PLACE: Rm. 2E4, Arts Roberts seized five cameras to following 1000 of the 2,300 needed force the office Nov. 16. The a presidential election. day an office typewriter was im- pounded by campus security as Also in circulation is a petition TIME: 8 pm., Tuesday, December 7, 1976. evidence after a scuffle between demanding the reinstatement of Roberts and Chevron staff en- the Chevron and its paid staff and sured when Roberts attempted to an investigation into the closure, remove the machine from the of- which those wishing to work on All Interested persons are encouraged fices. the Free Chevron are requested to Hess, Chevron production sign, according to Hess. to attend. manager Neil Docherty and editor Hess denied charges from stu- Larry Hannant have laid assault dents connected with the federa- charges against Roberts over the tion that the Free Chevron banned incident. their participation on the paper. Commission of University Affairs, WLUSU. The federation executive have According to Hess, councillor also cut off the Chevron's phones, Manny Brykman- and federation although the federation council employee Phyllis Burke were has not yet approved the action. "asked to leave a strategy ses- The Free Chevron staff are also sion" in which Chevron staff were planning legal action to force the federation to re-open the paper and reinstate Hess and Docherty to their full-time, paid positions which the;federation terminated w along with the Chevron. A previous attempt to reinstate the I ß>r me, goodfood I paper through motions at a general meeting of students Oct. 29 good failed when the federation chair I and a beer gotogether. I terminated the meeting before the motions could be discussed. A similar motion at a council ■ That's whyI ask forHeineken. I meeting Oct. 31 was defeated but the council offered to reopen the ■ Chevron if the staff elected an : £jtfjjmm& It's all a matteroftaste I continued from page 15 ful eye of Donald, the team mas- cot, the Hawks hustled with the game ending in a 61 tie. A tense five minute over-time proved that Laurier could work well under pressure when they won 66-65. Skipper Esau lead this game sink- ing 33 points along with the rebounds of Kreb Litman and the hustling of Shinner. The final game Saturday night against Cen- tennial would decide the consolation champions. Centennial proved to be an aggressive team. In some circles they are known as the Philadelphia Flyers of 8.8. Gimper Brown, in attempting to show Laurier's ability to rise to the occasion was carried off the court oh a stretcher early in the second half. The last two minutes were fired-up with neither team being able to take the lead. The game ended in a tormented 51-49 win for Centennial. Although Laurier lost 2 of the 3 games they won experience, team work and enthusiasm. The team was kept together in the back- ground by their manageress Deb Ferguson. Thank you, Fergie! Their next game is Dec. 2, against University of Toronto. At ;; half time the draw for their ticket raffle will be held. If .you have not Bk yet got a ticket any member of the team will be happy to sell you one. December 2,1976 10 The Cord Weekly Thursday,

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BURNT AN OPEN LETTER TO STUDENTS We4«% 122Avondale Avenue South, n, o* iw x Waterloo, Ontario Dear Student Voters, 578-5932 As residents of the City of Waterloo, whether living on campus, or in a Waterloo home, I hope that you will vote in the Municipal Election on Dec.6. The University community is a place where I feel very much at home. During my years as a student at the University of Victoria, U.8.C., University of Toronto and Edinburgh University I was deeply involved in student concerns. I served for three years on the student Administrative Council at the University of Capitol 1 Toronto. During J959-60 I was President of the S.A.C. The Council was involved in THE. ATRE--90KING ST. UU, fe^M supporting the University Settlement, an inter-city programme for child care": As President of the Canadian Union of Students, I was co-founder of Canadian Univer- sities Service Overseas (CUSO). I recruited the first student volunteers,and went to WestAfrica with them as thefirst Co-ordinatorof CUSO for Ghana and Nigeria. I am encouraged to find many CUSO volunteers returning to take an active part in K-W and other communities across Canada. In Nigeria, I was Chaplain tothe University of Nigeria, as well as Director of CUSO. Returning to Canada, I"joined the Canadian Centennial staff, and with the enthusiasm of students across Canada I helped organize the first "Miles for Millions" Walkathons, as an expression of caring and sharing. During my six years as Minister of Knox Church in Waterloo, I have had contacts with students as they have arrived in our community. I have pressed for enlarged Counselling and Chaplaincy supporton both campuses, to assist in meetings of all students. jJIImBHeI I appreciate the acute concern on the Waterloo campuses today for—student I R UnniU housing—public transportation—protection and security. As an Alderman in the City of Waterloo I will encourage a regular and ongoing Hum I v!,^^,j D consultation with the University regarding student concerns. I am always happy to tf^i^Ri^^ B talk with you as an individual citizen about your needs and concerns. I shall appreciate receiving your vote December~6th. Thank you. Yours sincerely,

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\ | I U ! and I 11 '1 i \ only \ \ JILL I i Ithe1 the 9an& I IRELAND 1 ./ COUIO SCO afrankovich/selfß Thursday, December 2,1976 The Cord Weekly 11 ENTERTAINMENT DISC- The spirit of '76 by Ross MacDonald Styx / Equinox to six of England's finest musi- lar to the laid-back sound of their Thin Lizzy / Jailbreak: Every- The past year did not produce cians. The album features two of first album with the main differ- thing about this Irish foursome is what could be termed a "bumper Jeff Beck / Wired: Beck has prog- the band's most famous pieces ence here being the melodic voc- straightforward; from the pow- crop" of albums. However, as is ressed through various personnel "In Every Dream Home a Hear- als ofEric Bloom. erhouse chording to the lyrics of usually the case, a number of re- changes to his present lineup tache" and "Do the Strand". Streetwalkers / Red Card: Led by Phil Lynott. However, Lynott's leases proved to be "ripe for the which keyboard Jan Family features whiz Boston / Boston: In the last couple former members Charlie Bruce Springsteen-like vocals give picking". The following list, Hammer. However, the show is Whitney and Roger Chapman, this the band's sound the texture it which is in particular of months, Boston has risen from no order, still Beck's, and this album is obscurity a is Streetwalkers best effort to needs and the result is some represents as the realms of to rec- this writer's choices further proof of his brilliance. He ognition that is hovering on the date. Chapman's unique voice mighty slick music. Their latest the year's top alburns. gradually a has moved towards edge group is the provides a "funky" tone to the release, Johnny the Fox carries on Jeff Beck /Wired sound the com- of stardom. The Mahavishnu but grad Tom music and is complimented by where this album left off. Miles Rebel plexity brainchild of M.I.T. John / which characterized Blow and layers Whitney's whining guitar. The Be-Bop Deluxe / Modern Music: Roxy Viva! Scholz thick of his im- Music / by Blow remains intact. aginative guitar work dominate album also features an appearance Although he is influenced by a Boston / Boston Miles Combining in- by John / Rebel: the band's sound. This is defi- vocalist / guitarist Bobby number of other guitarists, Bill Renaissance / Live at Carnegie Genesis and David fluences of nitely hard rock at its best. Tench of Hummingbird. Nelson has managed to create a Hall Bowie, this trio is definitely one Genesis / A Trick of the Tail: refreshing new sound in an age Blue Oyster Cult / Agents of For- of the surprises of '76. The album Renaissance / Live at Carnegie Many people felt that Peter where originality has become a by tune is highlighted by Miles' excellent Hall: Originally conceived Gabriel's departure from the band four letter word. The music Streetwalkers / Red Card vocal range and tasty guitar work former Yardbird Keith Relfr Re- would destroy the unique Genesis ranges from and naissance acquired blues hard rock Hummingbird / We Can't go on and two songs, "Music" and has somewhat sound. However, drummer Phil to jazz. a "cult" following. Meeting Like This "Pull the Damn Thing Down", of Their music Collins has done a remarkable job Steve Miller / Fly Like an Eagle: Electric Light Orchestra / A New make this album a must for any is classical-oriented and features of duplicating Gabriel's vocals Steve Miller is an accomplished World Record collector. » the angelic vocals of Annie Has- and as a result, this is one of guitarist but he never seems to Genesis / A Trick of theTail Roxy Music / Viva!: Roxy lam and John Tout's fine Genesis' finest albums. The "let loose" on any of his albums. keyboard Thin Lizzy / Jail Break Music's studio efforts do not cap- solos. album is less "wordy" than It is amazing how he can take Be-Bop Deluxe / Modern Musk ture the intensity and precision in- Blue Oyster Cult / Agents of Selling England by the Pound and three chords and turn them into Steve Miller / Fly Like an Eagle strumentation of the band's live Fortune: Any Cult album is worth instead concentrates on the musi- simple but very enjoyable songs. Blackmore's Rainbow / Rainbow performances. Viva! manages to it just to hear guitarist Don "Buck cal virtuosity of the individual This is the case with Eagle and the Rising accomplish this, and it is a tribute Dharma" Roeser. Fortune is simi- members. result is simplicity at its best. TEE VEE and MEE by Steve Publicover Show .. .(isn't American a won- starring Johnny Carson" that ac- Merv be the inevitable guest? in the morning? Wherrrrrrre's Johnny? Ever derful language?) .Johnny's tually stars Johnny Carson is like Same difference.) — Captain Nemo and the Underwa- — man, probably be happen to you? I get it all the guest host is ..." ..CLICK. — trying to get a typewriter that Mary Hart Mary Hartman ter City will time. I deny myself an early bed, Better luck next time. works in the WLU library. In is always good for a laugh or two. monopolizing most of the teevees brew a Neo Citran (first spilling Once again Ive been cheated short, Johnny Carson takes more You can even watch it first on on campus Thursday Night. Too one on the floor), groan through out of my early bed and all I've holidays than CUPE: to the con- Global at 11:00 arid then at LI:30 bad, because while the lads in Lit- Newscenter Sports and hope that got to show for it is a sticky tinual chagrin of his avid fans like on Ch. 7, thus quadrupling your tle House are guffawing at this the interminable list of basketball kitchen floor that will never catch me. fun. Alfred Hitchcock and The dubious piece of whatever on scores between colleges named a cold. Circa 11:30 pm is the video Twilight Zone (how appropriate) Global, they will be missing the after Catholic bishops and Indian Johnny Carson is the star ofthe Twilight Zone when the viewer's are available in season. Plus all truly great Great Catherine on Ch. chiefs will soon come to an end. Tonite Show. He's, the only resistance is at an all-time low, the movies your eyeballs can 11, also at midnight. If you have Finally, "The Last Word", the reason I watch it. The hands in and as long as he's still up stomach. No night of debauchery access to it, watch it. Pure farce; Newscenter logo diddleliddledid- the pockets, the golf swing, the What the heck? He is apt to watch— can make you hate yourself in the but G. Bernard Shaw farce, and dleliddles off the screen, four sec- practiced "Heh, Heh, Heh" at his anything; except, one hopes, morning more than a late night in- therefore, culturally edifying. onds of network swithcover own jokes. A thing of beauty and "The Carson Show" without Car- front of the tube. Don't you Peter O'Toole, Zero Mostel and fumbling and the NBC Orchestra a joy for ninety minutes. But he son; or The Merv Griffin show, just love those record— ads "So Jack Hawkins are magnificent. cuts in. Ed MacMahon Comes on takes so many nights off that try- anytime. (Why don't they just you don't forget, order before Jeanne Moreau is Jeanne Moreau. "From Hollywood .. .The Tonite ing to catch a "Tonite Show give the show to Charo and let midnight tonight" shown at 2:00 What more could you ask? by Anneli Andre Barrett concerned with the world of mob- equally lovely and ta'ented ladies, spiritual and intellectual comfort noons always surprise me Every Friday afternoon at 2:55 sters, potential murder and assault the network makes oiir decision in my increasing involvement with Don't worry about missing...the you will find me glued to my tele- victims, ex-convicts, bartenders, for us. Nicole, poor woman, has these "afternoon characters". action during the summer months vision set, ready to witness a lawyers and housewives — people been suffering both horrifying Soon the other female members of if you're vacationing in Muskoka murder, marital breakup, or reve- like you and me. It is a world dreams and terrible pains in her my family began to gather around and the rustic life does not seem lation of a deep secret. The Fri- governed by an awe-inspiring wedding band finger; in sympathy me, supposedly to cheer me up, to include a television. There is a day before a long weekend is usu- Fate; when Maeve McGuire de- Adam ditches Brandy, remarries but in reality to find out "what woman in Baysville who makes a ally the most exciting; I can look cides she needs a year off from Nicole and the show goes on. happens next!" living writing a weekly column for forward to a weekend of suspense the show, Nicole (whom she por- My grandmother became "The the benefit of those who missed as a result of what did or did not trays) goes on her honeymoon in Let me explain my interest Edge of Night's" greatest fan the latest episodes of "The Edge occur during those last five mi- the Bahamas with her husband (notice I do not use the word 'ad- which is only surprising in that of Night." nutes. Adam, only to disappear over- diction') in this daily phenomena she doesn't speak a word of En- board, and out of the picture. known as the soap opera. Many glish. Of course, after watching So if you cannot decide what If you haven't realized by now a mysterious year-long years ago, I had the opportunity "The Edge of Night" every to take next year, just what it is that I am writing about, After courses coma in Paris, Nicole returns to to indulge in eight weeks of un- weekday for nine years, almost remember to leave the 2:30 3:00 you obviously been - then have only has adulterated at-home television anyone can understand the plot time By missing one greatest, Adam to discover that he slot free. studying "The of the just (the previous day fact) an- watching (as I had double structure and follow the character Edge Night" you may very psychologically stimulating ex- in of nounced his engagement to pneumonia, but that's neither here development. Perhaps it is the well learn more about the periences time the of our Brandy, having assumed that nor there). In my weakened, pain- universality of the program that tragedies joys very greatest— and of the real SOAP OPERA. The of Nicole was dead. After several ful condition I could not bring my grandmother responds to lives of people like you and me the soap operas, naturally "The is excruciating Friday afternoons myself to face the world until At any rate, although I am than in any course offered at of Night!" ... Edge where both the viewer and Adam noon. Nevertheless, in this time tempted to describe the program W.L.U. Particularly at 2:55 on "The Edge of Night" is vitally are torn between these two of stress, I was able to find as predictable, those Friday after- Friday afternoons ... redoubled

S 8754, my partner. length: your diamond king and CameronFrench 1) Bidding You hold: H Q862, 2) This is a very singleton club make it a good Today's questions centre N E S You DKIOB2,CB close decision. On a ten point scale, I would give around a very misused and mis- IS Dble P ? 4) Bidding: hand. 3 10; 8 points; 6 4) I 6 every understood concept the takeout You hold: S 98652, HQ6, N You S W hearts 2 NT pass would bid hearts — points and 3 or 3 card your hand looks good. The Keep this— mind. D643,C 1093 5D P P Dble clubs diamonds, in double. in 4 points. I 3 higher only that I bid 7 is Whenever someone doubles a 2) Bidding P ? rate hearts be- reason would S KlOB, H cause this is a game going hand, the fact that partner could have major suit often the other N E S You Youhold: QJ972, — with good hearts, and partner fig- a forcing bid (6D) with major at strong a IS Dble 2S P D8643.CA made more is least four — ures to at a more hand like: double of a major always implies P Dble P ? 1) Two clubs a must bid — you have least 4 hearts, and powerful can't because— your spades perhaps more. Because 2NT also S AKJIOS, D—, at least tolerance for the other You hold: S 2986, HQ64, pass AQJIOB.H not to defeat one describes the positive value ofthis major suit. So, at least to my DK106,C295 are good enough CKQS spade. One nqtrump is out be- hand, I rate it second. I suspect that his hand looks thinking, takeout doubles are di- 3) Bidding: ' shows 3) Three you have a like: towards facilitating major- N E S You cause that generally posi- Hearts, good rected points, hand partner must on the IS Dble Rdble P tive values, 6-10 which — have SAQIO9S,HAK962,D—, suit contracts. Good luck any bid by your spade and heart quiz. P 2H P ? you lack. I would pass likewise, CKQ6 The Cord Weekly Thursday, December 2,1976 12 PAPERBACKS? I HSt I NEED APPLICATIONS FOR There's only one wJF BIRTHRIGHT CONFIDENTIAL specialist... IL HELP? PAPERBACK mM Christmas PARADF is a time for LEGAL AID rAMXAMJMJ brotherhood. If you are pre- The student's heaven gnant and troubled, Birth- DEPARTMENT HEAD RESIDENTS right cares. 2nd Floor SUB. 32 QUEEN ST. S., Pregnancy tests. kITrTTFNFR Completely confidential Mon.-Fn. 10am-spm / ~, i it n BIRTHRIGHT 1977-78 (next Walper Hotel)* 50 church St., Kit. 579-3990 884-1360

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Motulciy, December Gth. 1976 Radio Laurier Program schedule RE-ELECT Listeners are reminded that besides Wednesday night jazz and Sunday evening classical program- NEIL A. MAC EACHERN ming, there is a variety of non-AM music from all genres rock, folk, and general popular to suit for a City of Waterloo Public School a variety of musical tastes on Radio Laurier 90.9 FM, Grand— River Cable and now operating— in all residences. Persons interested in working on the many facets of spoken-word programming,Jncluding such TRUSTEE endeavors as drama, reporting, sportscasting, musical commentary and ancillary tasks such as typing on the Waterloo County Board of and production work, are urged to come to the Radio Laurier office, second floor of the Student Education Union Building, to learn more about becoming involved in student FM radio. It's an exciting, burgeoning media! Radio Laurier's disc jockey service is available for parties, weddings or banquets throughout the upcoming festive season. Bookings should be made early, though, to avoid the rush which usually occurs at this time ofthe year. THE CANADIAN This week's musical quotation comes from a man of worldly knowledge who once said: " .. .Never wait or hesitate Get in, kid, before it's too late CROSSWORD #21 You may never get another chance a 'Cause youth's mask ACROSS 11 Dampest 23 Uncharged 6 A ring But it don't last ■*»"» of flowers 1 Canada's 3rd 12 Formerly Live it long and live it fast ..." Upper Canada , 7 shaver Rod Stewart (1976) 6 Electoral 14 Praising 8 Observe RADIO TOP TEN ALBUMS divisionsIn a 15 Employs *„ £22._ ■ 13 Describing LAURrER'S M Zodlac B|9n (based on amount airplay) municipality 18 500 ~ childbirth of 27 Wizardry medicine 9a Wantsuiont.tor#«r ..«19 Major. Yukonw .. _ 1. Dan Hill Hold On ■28 SmaM 10 William Lyon community 16 Describing 2. Gordon Lightfoot Summertime Dream K(nQ ranches military plan 3. Rod Stewart ....«- A Night on the Town 29 Pertaining to 17 ofthe 4. Linda Ronstadt Hasten Down the Wind PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED specific board disciplines 5. Jackson Hawke v Forever 20 Begrudged 6. Ken Tobias Siren Spell ' donation 7. Turnstiles DOWN 21 Doctrine of Billy Joel arts in general Elton 1 Graduate's 8. John Blue Moves farewell 22 CPR and CNR 9. Electric Light Orchestra A New World Record speech run them 10. Tower of Power Ain't Nothin' Stoppin' Us Now 2 Given a 24 The senate is substitute the appellation House Thursday 6- Bpm Albert Joell, Tuesday 3 More lewd 26 NDP 8-10am Doug Mitchell Kirn Tucker** 8-10am 4 Threw up forerunner 10-12pm Carmen Spada 8-10pm Bruce Westlake 10-12pm —Dave Ross 5 Nocturnal 12- 2pm Melissa Dolbeer 10-12am Ron Walder 12- 2pm Steve Mcintosh Can. mammal 2- 4pm Ange Boudle Sunday 2- 4pm Bill Fanjoy 4- 6pm Don Watson 10-12pm — 4- 6pm Tom Thorn. 6- Bpm Sam Wagar 12- 2pm Brian Ruse 6- Bpm Joel Spillette 8-10pm JohnDelo 2- 4pm 8-10pm Gord Dawson 10-12am Bobßraiden 4- 6pm — 10-12pm Mitch Patten Friday 6- Bpm Chris— Killey 12- 2am Rick David 8-10am Breck Hertzberger 8-10pm JohnPellowe* 10-12pm John Steckley 10-12am Klaus Raab* Wednesday 12- 2pm Mike Lanigan 8- 9am — 2- 4pm Bob Best Monday Laura Watts 9-12pm Scott Baird 4- 6pm Steve Todd 8-10am 10-12pm Magdaßigo 12- 2pm Kelly Hussey 6- Bpm Frank Theriault 2- 4pm 12- Ipm Val Johnston Dave Kiiskoff 8-10pm Glen Sheffield 4- 6pm Kirby Seabourne 10-12am Keith Cummings l-2:3opm Gord Justy 2:30-3:3opm Moniz 6- Bpm John Paul Colby** 12- 2am Peter McDougall Carlos 8-10pm 3:30-4pm Rob Evans John Hill** Loughead, Saturday 4- 6pm GregReinhart 10-12pm Dan Hastie** 10-12pm Mike Bernas 6- Bpm Dan Roushorne Bill 12- 2pm Sam Wagar 8-10pm Judy Alford 2- 4pm — 10-12pm — * Classical 4- 6pm — 12- 2am — ** Jazz films:Carrie is outstanding by Barry Glebe 15 years is making a comeback to One fault of the movie is its ad- Brian Dc Palma, director of the film industry. She performs vertisements. First of all John Obsession, once again comes up her role with great credibility. In Travolta is given main billing. with a winner. -The film is called fact, all of the characters are very This is strange because his part is Carrie and it is currently playing realistic, sometimes too real! rather small. Although he is a star at the Lyric. The camera work is very im- in his own right, his character what we Carrie is a shy disillusioned girl pressive and Dc Palma should be does not deviate from are W.L.U. SKIERS who discovers that she has the credited for it. Vertiginous shots, used to seeing. Also there is too motion, away promo- power of telekinesis (ability to slow and mood color pre- much given in the move objects through mental con- vail, heightening the suspence of tion of this filnL "If you have a centration). After gym class, the story. A good screenplay taste for terror, take Carrie to the by D. prom" destroys the suspence while taking a shower, she experi- adaption Laurence Cohen, of tops things overall the Dc is full of ences her first menstruation and off to make an film, but Palma "SNOW HAWKS" Although may surprises. goes into a fit of hysterics. Resul- quality film. Carrie In fact he saves one tantly, she is cruelly ridiculed and seem far fetched, it does deal with surprise for the end that'll send ostracized by her classmates. The vengence which is a reality most your heart pumping. This one is forget. not the girls are punished for their perse- want to for queasy. Get Acquainted Bash! cutions and as in most schools, a rebel is born. Chris (Nancy Allen) > plans to get her revenge from Car- ( rie at the big event of the year, the Tuesday, prom. Sue (Amy Irving) per- WLU Chapel Choir ri DATE: Dec. 7th suades her boyfriend Tom to ask Prof. Barrie Cabena, director W^ TIME: 8:30 pm Carrie to the dance in hopes of br- inging her out ofher shell. As ex- presents PLACE: Mezzanine pected, interesting things happen *^ but I'll leave out the details and the traditional let you see them for yourselves. members $1 What seems like a typical film ADVENT CAROL SERVICE dealing with the supernatural is non-members $2 outstanding indeed an movie pm which should be seen by all. The Sunday, December 5 at 7:30 superlative acting is led by Sissy in the Spacek (Carrie). She seems to Chapel, Seminary building hold the film together as she Keffer Memorial Music, Door Prize, Cash Bar transforms from a plain timid girl First Beer Free! to a powerful centre of attraction. Daily Worship 10:00 10:20 AM Her religious fanatical mother is I — played by Piper Laurie who, after The Cord Weekly Thursday, December 2,1976 14

SPORTS

Hawks in B-ball come up and short Hockey Hawks come up flat in loss to Warriors by Al Manchee Considering the importance of the match, a showdown that had been building up for 3 weeks, WLU's puck chasers came up with a rather dismal performance against the plumbers. This lack- lustre display of hockey skills took place last Wednesday night, Nov. 24, at the Auditorium when the Hawks came out on the short end of a 6-4 decision at the hands ofthe U of W Warriors. For two periods, the Laurier squad skated as though, they were extras in a Midwinter Nights Dream (a rather well known bal- let) and regarded that black rub- ber disc known as a hockey puck as something to ignore or get rid of as quickly as possible if by chance it came your way. The team's misfortunes were not aided much by the less than sensational play of goaler Al MacSorley who looked a little shaky on a number of first period Warriors goals. Despite a strong third period rally, when the boys snapped out of their sleepy reverie with 3 goals, the Hawks couldn't overcome the big lead the plumbers Bingo Waterloo scoring ace Jeff Fielding pops another behind three times throughout the first period of the WLU-UW clash on had ammassed in the first period. WLU goaltender— Al McSorley. Similar scores were reenacted Wednesday night. Down 4-1 at the beginning of the the road. U of W veteran Jeff thirsty rivals. They completely last period, their style almost continued right on. It seems un- third frame and faced with a one Fielding squelched any such val- lacked co-ordination in their at- backfired on them as the Hawks fortunate that such flagrant of- man disadvantage, the Hawk pen- iant hopes with his second of tack and for-fliost of. the game shrugged off their lethargic habits ficiating incompetence can often alty killing crew responded with a three markers in the game and the didn't possess the necessary in- and came roaring back, deter- decide the outcome of such a cru- tremendous offensive effort that Hawks again faced a two goal dis- centive to chase pucks that a win- mined to tie it. cial game. resulted in Laurier's initial come- advantage. ning club must have. It seems It is not the media's place to The Hawks could only squeak back counter. Tommie Butler, Smith, Laurier's own answer to strange for a team that almost too criticize the officiating but the re- out a 5-5 tie in their next match who lit the lamp twice on the a robust Bobbie Clarke, fired his high in their last battle with feree, whose eyesight was suspect when they took on the Guelph night, converted a slick passing lone goal with less than a minute Waterloo, to come up with such a all night, missed one glaring in- Gryphons at the Aud. last Satur- play from Steve Palmateer to give to play to make things rather in- dispirited effort in the return en- fraction in the final period that day. They fought back from an the squad a much needed lift and teresting for the wildly cheering gagement. might definitely have made a dif- early 3 goal deficit to gain a 5-4 suddenly the momentum seemed WLU fans that were jammed The Warriors, who didn't play ference in the eventual score of lead late in the third period. Un- to swing in the direction of the elbow to elbow into the packed that remarkably well themselves, the match. fortunately they couldn't hold Hawks. Auditorium. started out fast in the first frame The Hawks were down 4-3 and onto it and had to settle for a draw , The line of Gavin Smith, Perry Coach Wayne Gowing lifted by pumping three drives behind a the aforementioned Gavin Smith but even at that, they turned in a Mark and Hugh Mcintosh began MacSorley at this point, hoping failing MacSorley and generally was stationed in front of the War- much better performance than firing on all cylinders late in the that a sixth attacker could tie the pushing the Hawks all over the rior net preparing to deflect in a Wed. against Waterloo. -game as they began to put heavy game up but Warrior ace Fielding ice. In the second period things pass from cornerman Hugh Mcin- Goalscorers for WLU in the pressure on U of W netminder scooped up a loose puck on the got even worse, at one point the tosh. The pass came out dead on Guelph match were Tommie- Bob Clark. Mcintosh hit paydirt boards and rifled it into the empty plumbers kept the play bottled up but before Smith could tip it in, Butte with a pair, Earl Muller, halfway through the third period net for the insurance marker. in the Laurier zone for a good 4-5 two gorilla-like arms hauled him Pete Lochead and Perry Mark with WLU's third goal of the It wasn't too hard to pinpoint minutes and made a complete to the ice, preventing the tieing with one a piece. evening and incredibly the Hawks the Hawks' shortcomings in what mockery of the Hawks' ability to goal. The ref politely ignored this The Hawks' next match is Fri- were miraculously within_ 1 of was billed to be a big grudge move the puck out of their own little incident even though it was day, December 3, in London drawing even with the boys down match between the two blood- end. Sitting on a 4-1 lead in the obvious he had seen it and play against theMustangs. V-ballers victorious over Guelph A good team usually sets a goal would not play in' their home too much to overcome. Games 2 the start when Theresa Fullerton On Friday, Dec. 3, Laurier's at the outset of their season to win tournament on Fri. Dec. 3. In and 3 belonged to Laurier's dis- started out serving. Laurier's Women's VB team plays host to as many games as possible, and league standings at this time play of dominant-skill action. The competent spikers Marilynne teams from Brock, York, and play the best they possibly can. Laurier and Guelph were tied for net play, offensive and defensive Day, Anne-Marie Hawker, and McMaster. 2nd place, meaning teams 1 and 2 returns were only excelled by the Mary Rafferty were set perfectly In the 3rd league game this past could only enter the tourney. overall enthusiasm of the team. by setters Sharon Patterson and Beginning at 3 o'clock, the Thurs. the Hawks travelled down The match began on shaky The fourth game slipped by to Judy Clerk. One couldn't ask for a Hawkettes play a grudge match to Guelph to play one of the most terms in which Guelph led by a Guelph's advantage, leaving the more unified, dominating team ac- against Brock. Many hours of ex- important games of the season. substantial margin. However the fifth and final game as the tie- tion, most evident when we look cellent volleyball are guaranteed The precedence of this game was Hawks loosened up late in the breaker. at the eventual 17-15 victory over to all spectators throughout the such that the girls, if they lost, game. Unfortunately, the lead was The want was there right from Guelph. course of the day. Laurentain Voyageurs win Naismith by John Steckley playing both the eventual winners game. The first half reflected the zer.- Some things are best forgot- The Hawks opened the Con- The Laurentian Voyageurs of. and Consolation winners in order. early hour as McMaster took a ten. cordia Tournament in Montreal Sudbury defeated the host Uni- In their first round game, the 27-16 lead into the locker room at Laurentian's tourney last night against the tourney Koepke and Dougherty, win will National versity of Waterloo Warriors Hawks had closed the gap to eight half time. probably move them up to the favourite Australian not find a Team. Depending 85-71 last Saturday night to win points.with seven minutes to go, usually reliable, could number 2 spot in Canada behind on the outcome the ninth annual Naismith Bas- but then the roof fell in. Coach point between them in the first Manitoba. The Warriors could of that game, they'll play either ketball Tournament. The Voy- Smith's crew scored only two half, and it was an omen of things come but as high as fourth. the winner or the loser of the ageurs led by a mere 37-34 count field goals from that point on to come. The Marauder coach York-Concordia game tonight. at the half but were the class of while the Voyageurs caught fire must have splashed water in his The Voyageurs' Reni Doloetti Concordia has one All-Canadian the field from then on. and pumped in basket after bas- team's eyes at halftime because was chosen as the tourney MVP. and & potential all-Canadian U.S. ket. Ken Dougherty was high for they quickly turned the second Joining him on the all-star team 66" transfer. game was The consolation won the with twenty points. half into what could best be de- are Keith Sfiiith of Alberta, Mac's A possible Concordia tourney by Mac with a narrow 71-70 vic- Hawks The next morning at 9:30 the scribed as a "horror show", as Indrek Kongats, Lou Nelson of rematch comes up next Wednes- tory. Hawks and Marauders tried to they walked away laughing with a Waterloo, and Laurentian's Var- day, Dec. 8, as the York Yeomen Laurier had the misfortune of wake up for their second round thirty point bulge at the final buz- ouj Furulian. come to town to play the Hawks. Thursday, December 2,1976 The Cord Weekly 15 Nitty Gritty on: INTRAMURALS heckler's CORNER Hockey by Science and Mad-Dogs last Men's Tennis Al Manchee week defaulted to the Sub- Women's Tennis Humans and the Spar- Squash players) Choke. Choke. Choke. That is the only possible way one can Golden (24 rows, respectively. If Mad-Dogs Snooker (57 competitors) describe the Saskatchewan Roughriders performance in the 1976 or again To date, Grey Cup jn Toronto last Sunday. The simple fact is that, the West- Science defaulted before Kittelson, Gelda, Christmas their season's end Goman, Stein, Carmichael, ern Roughies are and were the best football team the C.F.L. this will in. December 8, 1976. Ice time will and Van have ad- year but when it came down to a one shot showdown with the Wagner Wely not be paid for teams that do not vanced to eastern Giants, so its Western the quarter-finals in champs, the Jolly Green like many of show up. predecessors collapsed under the pressure of the "big game". men's tennis. goals In Squash, Wakeutz, Anyone who has taken the slightest interest in the happenings of Beckman's two and one as- men's sist, defeated Barney's Boys 7-1 Regan, Warrack, Shillingford, the C.F.L. will realize the Roughriders by far and away the by John Steckley were in one of the games that was Hau and top team in the league statistically and by general consent this year. and Gary Jeffries Stevens have advanced played. In the others, Moser and Stephens They stomped Ottawa 34-3 early in the went on to the quarter-finals. ad- season and to de- Kargus by beating vastate every in with Bowling handled all the winners' vanced to the semis one else the league their formidable defense as Lancaster Julian Shumka and Millie scoring the Beaver Eaters de- Hau. and Ronnie led the offense machine. No one, not even feated the Disco Ducks 5-2. the bookies, gave Ottawa a fighting chance to Lord Grey's mug Blanke possess the men's and Check the bulletin board for fake high single triple Moser had three goals and an as- further advancements. back to Ottawa but no one took into account the West's annual women's and respectively to date. Julian's single sist, while Kargus added two "choke" either. goals. It isn't just Saskatchewan that suffers from this embarassing (225) and triple (586) are the highest Hockey Standings malady but all the teams in the Western Conference succumb to the men's while Millie's single Intramural Point tops W L T Pts F A same pressure around Grey Cup Nearly every year, the (164) and triple (465) are for time. same Knight has the )iseo Ducks 4 8 Standings scene unfolds, a powerhouse Western representative comes to To- the gals. Dave 2 0 37 l: while the leaver Eaters 4 2 0 8 26 1! TuiTy Knight Trophy ronto heavily favoured to whip the tar out of some stumblebum men's high average (161) 136 Pat Newbrough •creaming Eastern squad. The end result is of the east coming on top of is the events compllette course eagles 4 8 30 with the bif play that destroys the prairie boys Grey Cup aspirations women's high average so far. 2 0 !■ ,ittle House 7« for yet another year. Bowling Standings: after 3 weeks larney's Villison Hall 7: 21 pts loys Witness the fact that the East has captured 42 Grey Cups since Knight's Hookers 3 3 0 6 18 31 Ius2 6: 1921, the West, 14. Is this really an indicator of the calibre of play Cleary's Splits 18 iolden !r. Arts Iparrows 3 3 0 6 13 raculty 2 in both conferences? Hardly. It is just that Western teams rarely Bin's Pins 17 2: 11 !ub 6 come up with an extraordinary performance on game day that is Miller's Misses Humans 3 3 0 32 2 Newbo's Black Balls Icience 2 4 0 4 18 2' Women's Athletic Assoc. Trophy required to win the Grey Cup. The eastern teams, especially Ottawa 10 Turkeys 9 /lad Dogs 15 0 2 and Hamilton, seem to be-able to accomplish the miraculous when Duncan's 23 4. events completed Digger's B-Ballers 9 the stakes are the highest. You can be sure that the inhabitants of irts and Science 22 Grips Moose Jaw, Medicine Hat, Prince Albert and Brandon would love Leon's 3-Finger 9 Tournaments !on, C 14 Wamsley's Open 8 All games must be played be- to know just why the smooth Eastern teams are slicker than a Framers Ion. D 12 fore Christmas in these greased pig and the motly collection of frostbitten gridders from the Blankes' Foul Liner 7 tourna- lus, Music, Gssw 12 West are invariably flatter than a prairie wheat field come time to Lewin's Strikers 7 ments. !on. A 1 Men's 1-1 Basketball (13 players) battle for the sacred mug. Gelda's Good Hits 0 Ion. B 1 In the last ten years the West has won the national final just twice and each of those victories was won purely by fluke. In 1971 the Calgary Stampeders squeaked out a 14-11 decision over the To- ronto Argonauts but it was only courtesy of a Leon McQuaig fumble on the Calgary three yard line with time running out that enabled the Westerners to cart the silverware back to the Stampede city. Last Tamiae (which ice year's frigid encounter suspiciously it on in Calgary looked like was taking place within the Artie circle) was the other example of by Don Stewart team with a pair of goals while his first shut out ofthe season how the Westerners topped the Grey Cup honours through the good The point standings at the mo- Eagle, David, Buis, and Benke Bus I showed that their first graces of lady luck. Edmonton clinched the 8-7 victory when ment seem to indicate that the each added singles to round out victory a week earlier was no Alouette quarterback Jimmy Jones frozen digits couldn't properly league in general is very well bal- the score. Bus ll's goaltender, fluke as they continued to play negotiate a snap from centre on a late game field goal attempt that anced and because of this it is dif- Seabourne, displayed his im- well but this time against the top would have won the match for the larks. ficult to predict which teams will proved style as he "handcuffed" place Bus VI club Humphries, Perhaps fate itself takes a hand in the situation and deems it qualify for the four playoff posi- several Bus 111 players on differ- Albrecht, Brown, and Bietz each necessary for the sake of national unity that some square from the tions. ent occasions throughout the scored for Bus I which allowed West is allowed to win the cup every four or five years to keep them Both Bus VI and Bus 111 have match. The score could easily them the tie. Bus Vl's Catania happy. If Eastern representatives were to have exclusive rights to the established themselves as the of- have been much closer if it was lead his team with a "hat trick" Grey Cup, Western fans might rapidly lose interest in Cana da's fensive powerhouses of the league not for Seaboume's impressive performance while O'Hara added football finale which would definitely doom the future of the C.F.L. by their impressive scoring abil- play. Hoover, Butcher and their only other goal. From the tone of this article, one might jump to the conclusion ity. Conversely, Bus IPs and Bus McCutcheon scored for the frus- PLAYER OF THE WEEK that I'm insinuating that Ottawa won the game solely on the merits IV's major strength has been in trated Bus 111 team. Bus IV's goaltending was a of Saskatchewan's "choking ability". This is definitely not the case. their reliable defensive ability and The veterans ofthe league, Bus major reason for their victory on Ottawa played a standout game and what's most important, played strong goaltending. Inconsistency IV, gave probably their strongest the Sunday night past and because up to their full potential. Of course, the remarkable performance of has been Bus Vs and Vs problem performance of the season in de- of this, goaler, Dave Carter is this Tony Gabriel will be forever etched on the minds of Grey Cup vie- in the past, but their improvement feating the Bus V club by a score week's player of the week. wers everywhere. That man seems to make it a habit of victimizing lately might allow them to over of 3-0. An overall team effort al- TAMIAE HOCKEY STANDINGS the Saskatchewan Roughies in Grey cup action, his last minute come this in future games. lowed them this impressive win as heroics in 1972 led to the field goal that clinched victory for the In the most recent games which they dominated the game from the ius 6 4 1 2 28 19 10 Hamilton Tigercats. took place, Bus II defeated Bus opening whistle. 2 4 3 0 18 14 8 You'd think that the Green gang would learn from that incident HI by a score of 6 to 3. Bus IV Wilson, Gaudaur, and Arm- 3 3 3 1 25 21 . 7 four years ago that, in the clutch situation, any reasonably intellig- shut put the Bus V club, while strong each notched singles for 5 3 3 1 16 18 7 ent quarterback would go to Gabriel for the key yardage. After all, Bus I and VI skated to a 4-4 draw. their team in this important game. 4 3 3 1 17 12 7 the man wasn't selected top Canadian in the league for nothing. Brian Pollack lead the Bus II For Bus IV's Dave Carter, it was The Saskatchewan defensive backs seem content to virtually ignore the ominous presence of Gabrial In the dying moments of the game. No one was within a country mile of him when he nabbed a desperation pass from Clememts for the winning T.D. of the game. The crowning glory of his achievements and Saskatchewan's de- B-ballers drop two in tourney fensive ineptitude had to be that dramatic touchdown, with seconds remaining, which brought thousands of people to their feet cheering wildly while others collapsed into their seats, bitterly disappointed. Hindsight is 20-20, but if the Saskatchewan coaching staff had by Mary Fogale swish. Playing as a "team", Well, it was a good idea anyway, realized the potential danger of Gabriels's game breaking ability After a long, frightening bus Laurier ended with a victory of Coach. Meanwhile, the other half and had assigned two men to cover him, I'll bet the Green and ride to Trent University on Friday 56-40 with each player making her of the team kept the home fire mark. White would have prevailed to win theirfirst Grey Cup in ten years. night, the WLU Women's Varsity burning in the motel. Under strict All that remains now is for me to think up some ways in which to 8.8. Team arrived with shaken Last weekend the team travel- orders from the coach, curfew recoup some of my substantial losses incurred by wagering on the spirits (and stomachs). Trent led to Brock University for their was set for midnight. Returning the at (one-half West. . quickly took the lead but, under first annual tournament. Friday motel 12:30, hour Despite what I've said previously, I'll probably go on blind senti- the guidance of Coach Starks night the Hawks met University late) Coach Starkes found all her ment and place all my bucks on Ronnie and his boys to take it all (Ooga Booga), the Hawks hustled of Toronto in a closely matched good team members in their room ready an evening's pillow next fall. No doubt, I be in a similar state of financial distress in order to gain control. Although game. Both teams worked hard for rest, will fights, ghost when have left me penniless after taking my sound Springer but Laurier dropped a close 50-46 stories and general someone will the team lacks height, rowdiness. advice and backing a winning Eastern (excepting the Argonauts, of Meyers, Lab Van Bergen, Cheeks decision. With trampled spirits the However, quickly course) club. Skipper Esau team left the campus and were up- 9:00 a.m. ar- Schilroth, and Floss and team Oh well, it is almost the season of forgiveness, and since this our lifted by Ooga Booga Starkes who rived the staggered ac- La Bine fought for the rebounds. ross the street to last issue for '76, will dispense with all this jock talk and wish you Snickers team gave half the team an amazing MacDonalds for I Bauer added to the Egg-McMuffins. at all a pleasant Yuletide. commentary tour of Niagara-on- Arriving by exhibiting excellent ball- Brock later that morning, Laurier handling abilities. Returning after the-Lake and Niagara Falls. In discovered Scarbourgh to be their an early season injury, Jocko tribute to our team, Niagara next opponents. Under the watch- Jacklyn showed she could still turned the lights to the falls OFF! continued on page 9 THE TECHNICAL SUBJECT CORD DATA WEEKLY Tfi f'lf/J i~ ,* , fiSf\ fQQ 4&tfJts' ttfl In this issue: Senate discusses fee hikes *Q ~h* DATE lose to Warriors

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