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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 23 No. 63, June 19, 1991" (1991). Central Florida Future. 1070. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/1070 • •• Future© Volume 23, Number 63 SeNing The University of Central Florida Since 1968 Wednesday June19, 1991 } f .l'J I Search begins for interim president

by Heidi Steiner fessor and interim president. NEWS EDITOR ··Robert Bryan, retired Uni­ • versity of Florida provost. He Chancellor Charles B. Reed, served as UFs interim presi­ State Board of Regents, visited dent several years ago. • UCF last Wednesday and ev­ • Agustus Turnbull, Flori­ eryone knows why. da State University provost. Reed spoke to staff, faculty, • Thaddeus Seymour, students and alumni about the former Rollins College presi­ effects UCF will encounter due dent. to'former President Steven Alt- However, Reed said he is ~0~'s resigna- looking into oth­ er candidates as "Now you all well. know why I'D). "I have a cou­ here," Reed said. · 1 ple ·more on my He came to list. I've been hear UCF voice calling them their opinions on and getting a lot • . what type of per­ of answering son should be machines," he chosen for inter­ said. im president Dean McFall, YOU LOOK MAAH -VELOUS and to encour­ UCF public re­ age everyone to lations director, Pam Howe videotapes Fernando (Lee Lipton) during the taping of "Fernando's Fashion Tips for keep up UCF's Steven Altman said he does not Freshmen." The video will be a new presentation for incoming freshman this fall. (I "momentum." know when the The Faculty Senate wants new interim president will be the new interim president to elected. come from within the universi­ ''We won't know any sooner • ty. than the end of this week and Fee hike funds shuttle, union ''We need someone who's go­ maybe as late as June. 27 ," he by BrynnerW. Yee An Appropriated Reserve of $70,000 haf? been ing to be here when the new said. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE set aside. Salaries for Student Government, the president takes over. We need The search for a new presi­ Student Center, Recreational Services, Legal that continuity," said Glenn dent will officially begin June Student Government passed the Activity.and Services, and SEPS totaled $1,116,558 and com­ Cunningham, Faculty Senate 27 when Reed meets with the... Service Fee Budget on June 2. prised 52 percent of the A&SF budget. Opera­ chairman. Board of Regents. He said he The 1991-92 Activity and Service Fee Bud­ · "We're worried that if some­ tion cost $419,941 and comprised 19.7 percent wants a president on board by get totaled $2,146,633 after subtracting $4i3,603 of A&SF. Operations includes the expenses for one came from outside the uni­ the first of January. for the Student Union Trust recreational services, the stu­ versity than it would take sev­ "I'm not going to be hasty in Fund and $103,402 for the dent center and SG services eral months for them to figure picking an· interim president, Campus Shuttle Trust Fund. "By this increase [in at all the other UCF cam­ everything out. That would but I want this process of The more than $2 million puses. slow us down," he said. A&S fees], we are not searching for a new president marks an increase of $261,1 73 CAB Programming, Possible candidates for the ov·er by Christmas," Reed said. compared to last year's budget. th~ which includes: movies, cul­ interim ·president include: showing student He told students they would "I think it's important to re- . tural events, homecoming, • Richard Astro, UCF pro­ body an increase in be an integral part in choosing member no person is happy spectacular knights, popular vost. with every aspect of any bud­ student services." entertainment, promotions, • Les Ellis, former UCF pro- see VISIT page 3 get. But I think you'll see the David Mann travel and.recreation, speak­ general consensus is this is a ers, video, CAB concerts, and fair budget," SG Comptroller Pro Tern Volunteer · UCF, totaled .. Cash Ulmer said $419,941 and compris~d 19.7 1 Of the $1.25 per credit hour Activity and percent of A&SF. Service Fee increase, $1 will comprise the en­ The Clubs and Organizations listing included tire Student Union Trust Fund and 25 cents the Senate Working Fund, A&SF Clubs and Or­ will comprise the entire Campus Shuttle Trust ganizations, Clubs and Organizations Travel, . '. Fund, African American Student Union (AASU), Greek "By this increase [in A&S fees], we are not Council, Hispanic American Student Associa­ showing the student body an increase in stu­ tion (HASA), Student Wellness Advocate Team, dent services," Senator David Mann of Arts and Sciences said. see FEES page 3 DiBona appoints 7 senators, Mann elected Senate pro tem • by Brynner w. Yee Chief of Staff and the Special Projects Coordinator. "I think by far Dave Mann -is the man for a man's CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Special Projects Coordinator was an anticipated posi­ job," Senator Mark Deutsch said. tion that was never filled. Its duty was to manage the "I think my experienc~ is the strongest thing I Student Body President Jason DiBona appointed daily affairs oflong and short term SG projects. have going for me," Mann said. seven senators, created two new positions and a sen­ The Chief of Staff's duties· were to coordinate cabi­ DiBona's seven appointed senators include ate president pro tempore was elected at a recent SG net meetings and handle the executive affairs of Di­ • Ralph Simon, Liberal Studies meeting. Bona and Vice President Mark Dogoli. • Benjamin Ungerman, Arts and Sciences He appointed Senator Mike Johnson to the newly The Senate again elected David Mann as the new pro •Jonna Maynard, Arts and Sciences created position of Clubs and Organizations Advo­ tern. Pro tern acts as Senate President when the vice • Mark Sutton, Business cate. Johnson will be responsible for coordinating president is absent. The pro tern is also a member of •Kenneth Nabbe, Engineering relations between UCF organizations and their sena­ all Senate committees and responsible for a legisla­ • Carl Scussel, Engineering t tors. His confirmation is planned for June 16. tive report to inform the general student body of sen­ •Bryan Harper, Education Brian Handshuh was confirmed to the newly cre­ ate actions. Thyme Critchfield was confirmed for an Education ated position of Directo.r .of Executive Affairs. This Mann had previously held the position-of pro tern position combines the duties of the old position of and is a veteran senator. see APPOINTEES page 3 2 The Central Florida Future June 19, 1991 The Budweiser eJiine lctMti11 Page.

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APPOINTEES Chris Marlin asked that Dr. FROM PAGE 1 • Altman ~ s positive side be stressed in conversations. senate seat. "Dr. Altman's work merits a Also at the meeting, DiBona positive attitude. His friendship • expressed his disappointment merits a return," Marlin said. - over former President Steven Alt. Marlin said students should man's resignation. feel different about UCF, since "For me, it's very disheart­ an inherent part of it, Dr. Alt­ ening. I have grown to respect ipan, has departed. and admire him over the past · Dogoli asked the student two years," DiBona said. senate to write letters of en­ • DiBona then praised Alt­ couragement to Dr. Altman and man's achievements in steer­ his wife. ing UCF towards being a '~ag­ The senate moved to write a • / ship· university" in the next · resolution commending Dr. Alt­ decade. · . man for distinguished service to "In my personal opinion, re­ UCF and the community. gardless of the .allegations, I DiBona said he would con~ Charles K. Morrow/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE • think it is a moral obligation tact Altman and State Univer­ MOVING OUT for him and his family. He has sity System Chancellor. Charles guided us with a superb direc­ Reed to discuss Altman's resig­ A crew from National Towing and Recovery removed the old boiJer from the power plant on June 4. It • "' tion," he said. nation and. the new interim will be replaced by a smaller and more efficient boiler. Public Relations Director president ofUCF.

FEES · VISIT • Salary includes the salaries Student Center expenses · and land expansion ofUCF. FROM PAGE 1 of administrators and person- comprised 25.2 percent _F_R_O_M_P_A_G_E_1______· Some students said they nel (A&P) such as Vice Presi- ($540,908), Recreational Ser- fear that the new president will • Debate Team, Student Engi­ den t Lee Tubbs and the Fi- vice expenses took up 11.2 a new president. not be as dedicated to the Mas­ neering Council, The Cypress nancial Aid Office, University · percent ($241,487),-and Legal "You students will be on the ter Plan. Dome and Surf Club. It to­ Support- Personnel Service Services took 5.3 percent ·Search ·Committee-you will "My main concern in the se­ taled $214,231 ahd comprised (USPS) employees such as the ($q4,841 ). · aid in picking a new president. lection process is whether a 0 ., 10 percent of A&$F. · secretaries of administrators The remajning 25.25 percent I want your opinions," Reed · new leader will be just as in­ .The Senate Working Fund and other employees on the of the budget went into the util- said. ·volved in the Master Plan," said was allocated $35,000. permanent . payroll of Other ities ofUCFs main campus and He to~d UCF to keep up the Jason DiBona, student body • ' ~ The Student Senate will use Personnel .Services or OPS- branch campuses. . ' momentum and that the insti- president. · it to support clubs' activities PR. Organizations which have tution is not at fault. Patti Clark, President's throµghout the 1991-92 school The expenses listed under taken up large Qhunks of the "The institution did not do Leadership Council, ·asked year. · Operation, CAB Programming A&SF budget include: anything wrong, it has a great Reed what students can do. The ABiSF Clubs and Orga­ and Clubs and Organizations • AASU $16,810. reputation. Altman resigned to . "Instead of having an am't . nizations fund is used to pay include the salaries of ·con- •Greek Council $7,670. keep that reputation," he said. it awful attitude, have a get for clubs' ·office supplies and tracted employes and servic- • HASA $ 9,000. Altman submitted his.formal enthusiastic attitude," Reed ads. es not on OPS's permanent •Crew Club $13,500 (to re- resignation on June 10, after- answered. Clubs and Organizations payroll. place a shell). reports surfaced that he had DiBona said students are Travel ·is a fund set aside to Student Government relat- • Band $25,000 (for new used an illegal escort service. going to suffer. pay for the registration costs of ed expenses comprised 26.5, uniforms). Altman said he used the ser- ''This is a big loss for us. He 0 - club activities. percent ($56~,545) of A&SF. •Debate Team $11, 600. vice for massage therapy only. [Altman] had a relationship Altman will be working with with the students that has been · p;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;p;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;p;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;p~;;;;;;;~p;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;1 the Board of Regents and main- second to none in the past," he .taining his full salary ($128,000 said. annually) until Nov 30. Reed said UCF has to main­ "He will not be work.ingi at tain its strength in the Master this instituti6n," Reed stressed.· Plan ·and be "mature." ,. UCF students expressed Reed · said he is going to be much concern over Altman's spending a lot of his time here leaving and the .future of the in the next six months. DO YOU WAN·T TO UNLOAD A LITTLE ..__lm"!lml . his Master Plan. .· ''The search for a new presi­ Altman's Master Plan is a dent will require- not just me STRESS?? I 16-poirit strategic plan that fo­ but all of the Board of Regents cused on the student growth to be here," he said. I J 1 I ..... -~ I •INDIVIDUliL CON~ULTATIONS •RELAXATION CLASSES •PUBLIC SPEAKING •PANIC ATTACKS •TESTAN~TY •CAREER DECISIONS

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MOsr INSURANCE ACCEPI'ED Orlando Altamonte Springs Dr. Joseph Hou 896-3005 682-6366 .a · . . June 19, 1991 4 - plll10ll111t1't1tttil~1!f:tt111i&ttli%J.4\iii¥1iifltlilll1'i!IA11...... 1111!il Taxing the public ' ,YOUR DISCOUNT GUIDE TO AMERICAN RELIGION • e n more, might • ·be the only .answer With the recent Altman fiasco, as well as the • planned teenage marriage of a young man with AIDS, state· taxes and plans there of have almost been for­ gotten. But before all this hub-ba-ballu, fellow Florid­ ians were worried that their monies may be taken. But perhaps they still should be ... First of all there is the Lotto. The Lotto was creat­ ed to help our failing school system. It hasn't made any significant differences yet. In fact, this next year will be the worst in a ·long time. Programs that have been around public schools for a while, like the Writing Enhancement Program, are being cut. Also, teacher raises· are being halted and increases in class sizes are planned for the up corning school year. Where is the mythical funds that the Lotto was to create? Perhaps if the distributors of the money would be a bit more logical in the use of the funds, then students would actually see improvement. Secondly, where is the money from the tourists? Supposedly they stream into Florida, bringing pros­ perity. Unfortunately, the only people corning into Flori­ da are those lookirig for jobs. Let's be honest, right Altman destroYed own credibility .. I. . now the United States is in a slump and people don't travel when they don't have jobs. Finally, we have a state where sales tax is pretty ~:DE:fr!.~:~~~!";~~o~~:~~s:~:~ , .lfJlililliliDiil:ttfi • nonexistent. Other states have taxes. Sales tax pro­ 0 vides the state with revenues needed to implement rep1:';ef~1:~ 7 ~~~~~= ~=~ll~s~::eb~~ llt-4ilJl,€11fi~IIll1illlJ improvements upon our fair state. corts of Tallahassee three times while traveling on ' Road construction, schools, .. . all are going to be university business. In that story was a quote from a traf> of his _own making. He should have told the • hurt, but the ones that are going to really pay are the imprisoned Esquire owner Timothy Permenter, who truth to the public when the FDLE first contacted .ones that live here in 15 to 20 years, in other words, said his business "was strictly a call-girl service, and him. Ha,.d he done sq then, the issue would have today's children. my customers knew that.''. evaporated in a short time and nothing further would .,.,.. Where are these kids going to be when we -cut Altman responded by saying that he used the service have happened. · · · education even more? One place they won't be will be only for therapeutic massage, and .that nothmg unt.o- Instead, )\Itrnan tried to sweep it under the rug. college. They'll probably be doing road construction. ward had happened. He did not address reports that he And when that rug was thrown back, he could never Of course many people feel that taking more taxes had ~lso us~d escort services in , D.C. represent UCF ~gain without somebody linking him • would be ludicrous: They have no confidence that the Altman also said he had reviewed his travel records to this scandal. \ state government would be able to logically allocate and could not find any similar incident~. However, on As both a pubH(\ official and the official public em- funds where needed. 1 June 8 the Sentinel reported that Altman had also issary of UCF, Steven Altman had to be held to a .. It is true that in some ways the state has a poor used similar "escort services" (interesting euphemism) higher standard of aE:~ountability than J oe Average. track record. But should we just cut off funds and in.Tampa, and Atlanta. He could not lie, cheat,1 steal or anything else. Altman forget trying to do better? The Sentinel also noted that some of the services had to be perfect - a ~ugh job for anyone, but he Another complaint along the same vein is that he used were not cross-listed in the yellow pages certainly see1)1ed to be abl~ to pull off the impossible. .. people can't afford to have even more money taken under ''Massage." In light of this, studen t 1 bo~y President Jason Di- out of their paychecks. At that point Altman's web of lies and cover-ups Bona's bleatings about how 'iAJtman could have even­ The fact is that other states, where housing costs . unraveled underneath him. He had told university tually regained· his credibility '~ are clearly fallacious. ft­ more, have sales tax. The people are~'t any more in system Chancellor Charles Reed that it was just the He had a lot of gall using stu,dent mon~y to go to the hole then people are here. People adapt to the one·iricident in Tallahassee, and that he had known Tallahassee to plead for someone who his constitu­ situation, and if you have to pay sales tax, you will. about the police investigation since August 1990, when ents may not have wanted back. • Another solution offered is to tax.all new comers to agents of the Florida Department of Law Enfo_rce- How could anybody trust Altmah once he had lied •• the state, to the maximum. Of course this will put a merit contacted him. so blatantly? Obviously, Altman felt1qis own credibil- damper on our growth, but who needs it, right? We'll When the additional reports surfaced, Altman faced ity was destroyed. V\_2ly els~ would he have resigned? handle it, alone, Floridians for Floridians, right? Wrong. Now is the time to decide what is impor­ tant. If a sales tax isn't part of the solution, what is? The state is entering a black year and ·we need to Nixon advances satirists' careers " store up for the winter. Don't just say no, offer a This week, the author shifts away from worn out . solution or be quiet. topics of Ron Reagan's volatile brain and Brynner Yee's volatilewriting - both shall be left face down wallowing in the mud; although the author repents Central Florida Future feverishly about working the latter over in a recent © 1aa1 The eenra1 FIDlfda FUIL

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•• me at the airport, and (2) I think he can "put me over the top" by attracting the crucial Iowa Ethiopian vote. Ted lined up my main campaign appearance, which was at his school, the University of Iowa, which is in Iowa City (motto: "It's Not Near Anything''). The stu­ As we approach the 1992 presidential campaign, dents were clearly impressed with my speech, as was the major concern of American voters can be summa- . evidenced by the thoughtful questions they asked rized in one simple word, and that'word is: "exploding afterward, such as: urinal." · - "I thought you would be taller." At least the voters SHOULD be concerned about · - ''How come you always write·about boogers?" this issue, judging from a terrifying article sent in by I definitely felt a gro~dswell of support for my can­ alert reader Steve Kunert. The article, written by didacy. This occurred at a bar called Fitzpatrick's, Kevin Keich for the student newspaper of the Univer- where they brew their own beer. If you drank several sity of Texas at El Paso, begins as follows: . of. these beers, I bet you'd feel the ground swell in ... "A urinal at the new UT El Paso geology building support of YOUR candidacy, too. exploded Thursday, causing serious damage to a work­ xxx er's genital area." SPECIAL MESSAGE CONCERNING ''THE The victim, who is recovering, is quoted as giving CHARACTER ISSUE": I was accompanied to Iowa • the following account of the accident: "I don't know by - t~s is still true - a reporter from USA Today what the hell happened. I flushed the urinal, and it (motto: "If You Didn't Read It In USA Today, It Prob­

exploded." .: 1~ 1 Tr::::und MedlJ 5 -?rvic;!~ . l l"IC . ably Contained More Than 50 Words"). He wrote a •• Next to the article is a photo of the urinal, which AU A19hts Res.?rved story stating that, while at Fitzpatrick's, I consumed has- a large jagged hole in the middle. This is a scary that, if I am elected, urinal safety will be my No-. 1 four beers and promised to appoint every student in photo. The urinal almost seems to be GRINNING. It priority (rim shot). th~ bar to the U.S. Supreme Court. This is yet anoth­

I could be the star of a low-budget horror movie called It deeply saddens me that ·none of the other de­ er example of th,e media's frenzied desire to dig up '" "Laughing Demon Urinal From Hell," stalking victim clared candidates has had the courage to speak out sensationalized "dirt." I want to set the record straight after victim in a college fraternity house: on this issue. Perhaps this is because there ARE no by presenting some facts that were "conveniently" FIRST STUDENT: Where's Thad? other declared candidates, unless you count a person left oµt of the USA Today story: SECOND STUDENT: He just went in to take a ... named "Paul E. Tsongas" who has been going around 1. The USA Today reporter had- AT LEAST three NOISE FROM OFF-CAMERA: BOOM! claiming -you will laugh when I tell you this - that vodka-and-cranberry-juices. THAD'S VOICE: Aieeee! he used to be a U.S. seriator. Ask yourself: Have you 2. The Supreme Court might benefit greatly by the EERIE.PORCELAIN VOICE: Hahahahaha. ever heard of him? Do you think the U.S. Senate addition of several hundred college students._(''WASH­ 'STUDENTS: It's the Laughing Demon Urinai! would admit a member who is clearly misspelling his INGTON - In a landmark decision yesterday, the YOUNG WOMEN WHO ALWAYS APPEAR IN own last name? Are you aware that the letters in Supreme Court ruled 356-9 that the Constitution con- THIS KIND OF MOVIE FOR NO APPARENT REA­ "Paul E. Tsongas" can be rearranged to spell "Gas­ tains WAY too many big words.") · . SON EXCEPT TO MAKE SURE IT GETS AN "R" eous Plant"? Of course I expect this kind of tough scrutiny. We RATING: We'd better take off our blouses! So we are forced to conclude that fm the front­ live in an age when any political figure can expect to · xxx runner, especially after the reception I got when I have his or her "dirty laundry" air~d in public, the According to the article, the authorities aren't-sure made my campaign.trip to Iowa back in April. I am primary example being Kitty Kelley's best-selling tell­ what caused the explosion. Until we get some an­ not malting this trip up. While in Iowa, I demonstrat­ all book, "Nancy Reagan: Did She Shoot swers,. I'm recommending that guys in public re­ ed my concern for agriculture by observing some road­ Lincoln?" And I admit that I have a few "skeletons strooms take the sensible precaution of shouting side pigs out the car window and making concerned in my closet" that might appear to indicate bad judg­ "LOOK OUT!!" and diving to the floor while covering remarks, such as: "Look! Pigs!" And: "How come that ment if taken out of context, such as the arrest for their private sectors whenever they flush. Trust me:· pig is so hairy?" discharging highway flares inside a diner. The other guys will understand. "Because it's a dog," replied Ted. Ted is my Iowa But that is "water over the dam." The point is that Ultimately, however, the federal government will campaign manager. His full name is Ted Habie-Gabr. campaign is surgin~ proudly ahead with no pending. probably have to step in and take action. As a formal­ He's Ethiopian. I am still not making this up. I select­ indictments I know of. Now is the ti~e to get on the ly declared candidate for president, I want to state ed Ted as my campaign manager because 0) he met bandwagon. We need a designated driver. •

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Paid Political Advertisement • Citizens for Limited Political Terms 'Send to: .... Phil Handy, Chairman P.O. Box 4888 • Orlando, Flori~a 32802-4888 m__ and Student Govennent " The Central Florida Future June 19, 1991 7 .. ------CINDERELLA He added that long, massive Get the beer, start the ·truck FROM PAGES rours make the band members tighter as a group but their music Travis Tritt combines rock and country on 2nd •• For their last tour, Cinderella style doesn't change. touredaroundtheworld. Thetour "It really doesn't effect the Jennings and Willie Nelson. Stuart. This song (Type 3 with washighlightedbyanappearance music. On tour, I try to play the Tritt combines rock and traces of Type 1) is one of the •"" at England's Castle Donnington songs just as they were on the country influences better than most enjoyable songs I've heard festival where they perl'ormed for albwn." any current act, except maybe in sm:ne time. 100,000 people. So after three and the Kentucky HeadHunters­ Yor all its goodness, It's All • • LaBar expressed his love for countless months on the road, and that'.s not a very convincing About To Change does have - live perl'orrnances. Cinderella has changed "maybe." one rotten apple in the barrel: "I'm more comfortable considerably, but their music is Most of the songs on the "Bible Belt," which claims to perl'orminginfrontof50,000people still straight-forwardrockandroll. album sound straight out of feature Little Feat. If any •" than lam shopping in a grocery Whatisthenextstepfortheband, the old country style, broken members of that band were at store. Just put me on stage and musically? down into four not-so-distinct the recording studio that day, fmfine." "You never know," La;Bar said. types: 1) "I love her but she left one can only assume they were so I might as well get drunk;" in the men's room. The production level is ··------~------~------veteran performer David Lee 2) "I fooled around and she left, CONCERT Standard '90s Nashville-both Roth, was about to mlt's All About To Change so I might as well get drunk;" slick and old-fashioned, with FROM PAGE 8 demonstrate how to put on a Artist: Travis Tritt 3) "I don't have anyone so I most of Nashville's top studio show filled with special effects. Producer: Gregg Brown might as well get drunk;" and musicians putting in - 's vocals Roth's days with the Label: Warner Brothers 4) "I loved you but you fooled appearances. supplemented the music with legendary band around so you're out of here so Although Tritt's record ••the songs "Decadence Dance," were well represented with Country newcomer Travis now you might as well get company uses this and several and "Play With Me." songs such as "Ain't Talkin' Tritt's second album is a vast drunk." other albums to tout its new The band highlighted the Bout 'Love." improvement over his first, Highlights of the album set with its hit, "More Than Roth's performance was Country- Club, which at times include the first two singles, digital recording process, differences between the new or d"s. elaborate, but his singing sounded like a very bad hybrid "Here's a Quart er (Call ··w 1 album and old ones from the Cinderella's appearance seemed conservative and toned of Hank Williams Jr. and Someone Who Cares)" and "If same company are was long-awaited by their fans down. The special effects were Ronnie Milsap. Hell Had A Jukebox." The unnoticeable. Perhaps the • >after the band cancelled its the highlight of his The music on It's All About former is a Type 4 tale of love difference is more obvious on original March 9 performance. performance. To Change is . the logical gone bad with a novel hook. The·band opened with their Roth proved that his music evolution of the mid-1970s Another highlight is the compact disc. ' current single "The More and his flamboyant style could ·outlaw movement in country rollicking ''The Whiskey Ain't -Tom Kopacz ~ '1hings Change." Despite some make a half-way entertaining music spearheaded by Waylon Workin' ," a duet with Marty small sound problems, the concert. group continued non-stop Overall, Cinderella had the ·~hrough their collection of hit most impressive performanc'e songs accumulated from three of the evening. Together with New band carries potential " albums. Extreme, the bands provided an evening of great rock and .a. But the show was far from over. The night's headliner, roll. to stir·Orlarldo's .music scene by Bill Cushing CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE

Aftemine months, Potential Frenzy has been born. •• The three-piece Orlando­ based band was a fitting prelude to the Ramones' June FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS: 9 gig at Visage, playing a mix of original material while GUARANTEED FREE covering the Clash and others. SCHOLARSHIP MONEY OR The band maintains a perfect punk balance-there's OUR FEE WILL·BE RETURNED enough of a rough edge to keep · the sound interesting, but it's APPLY EARLY TO: still clean and professional. "COLLEGE FOR MANY" With only nine months under P.O. BOX. 570097 its collective belt, Potential ORLANDO, FL 32857-0097 Frenzy should make its mark iri Central Florida, and that's just how the members would like it. Potential Frenzy is a meeting of New England and Northwest. Guitarist Norah Salmon hails from Washington state while drummer Peter Oldrid and bassist John Saylors are Bostonians. All share vocal duties. These folks ain't Boston, that over-inflated and trademarked group that makes · money on banality. Potential Charletl K. Mo1Jow1CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Frenzy lives up to its name, Guitarist Norah Salmon of Potential Frenzy surprised many and then some. concert-goers with her talent during an opening act performance. "Ifyou know it, scream it. If you don't, fake," shouted group closed out it~ 40 minute local benefit shows (the Beach Salmon as she led the band set with another original, "Air Club on June 26, then down : into a version of "If I Had a. Raids," a post-apocalyptic the street at the Beecham ; Hammer" like Peter, Paul and punk number that made a good Theater. on the 28th) and a Mary never did it. A popular peak to its energy. July 5 gig at Gainesville's tune was "Jerk," dedicated to This band Will be busy at Demolition. high school principals. The the end of the month with two Seek them out.

EXTREME . f-ked up show? Extreme's pre-recorded performances. 3580 N. 1792 UN~ & AU.FAYA FROM PAGES songs reflect our own The band doesn't want.to have ~.. ROBIN HOOD'(PG-13) 1:15-4:15-7:15-10:1: .. cm SUCWIS (PG-13) ; · 00-3 : 2~5 =~ : "J-'0:!5 personalities. We go through this glamor image and say that STONE COLO (A) 1 : 1~-U5- 7 ~1~ - 1 '.J :1~ •• ROSIN HOVO lpr..13' ; ?· ·n_• ..· .,_ - .t<-r:1..· ;· o the kids who listen to their different styles and changes." HUDSON HAWK (R) 2:15-5:()()-, :JO-S:.\:> P"'E~c"rED C~ ? ~ C ;·;;.~..:- " ) . " •. ' as a band they, "should have a BACKDRAFT (R) 1 : 2C--! · ~c. - ' ~ - !O : CO ,-, ~cm ·1 - • " ~- • v .) music, to put on an excellent When asked how the band certain image towards kids." ... .. SOAPnlSH (PG-13) 1: 30-3::;;.: .iv--0.:Ai- ~0 : 15 BACKDRAFT (A) 1:30-4: 15-7:00-9:50 ••DON'T TEU MOM THE 2:00-·NS-7:30-9:45 show. has handled their success, Is this really a rock band BABYSITTER'S DEAD (PG-13) .. Olll'f1H! t!lNELY !PG- l i )' ·:-: · :- .:. ~ · :-- .·.:-';:55 Unlike most bands, Extreme Badger said, "We don't know. that feels a certain level of WHAT i\WU'T BOB? (PG) 2 : 30--t~S-7 · ~5 - ii):OO "H!UlHND LOUISE IR) • 'J--l"L'\.;j u..,)· "t).1r.·30 · fX2(PG-13} 2.15-5:00-Y.30-9:30 ' ' ' ' · •. , • ' . J is self-produced and was We're starting to get known. I responsibility to their DflOPCEAD F!6 (PS-13) 2 : ~i-tC~5. m · oo.10 · 00 ··ooN'TTELL MOM iHE 1! 2•J- 2:2C-5 C-O-i: i5-9:30 formed right off the circuit back guess we'll find out on our tour." audience, but still wants to ··cm SUCXERS (PG-13) 1:45---1:30-7:45-10:10 BAmmus DEAD (PG-13) in 1985. "Extreme," Badger Badger gives credit to The blow up their stage? Maybe. COr,IE SEE OUR CHILDREN'S SUMMER MOVIES. EVERY TUES., WED. & THURS. fltORNING AT 10:00 A.M. TICKETS · AT LITCHFIELD $3.00. SEASON TICKETS AT UCS $7.50 OR says, "is a band that doesn't Beatles and Queen as early Orlando found out this past l'l SINGLE ADMISSION TICK£J"S FOR $1 .50 .. • •,vo PftSSES • .. • center on drugs and sex alone. influences. The band believes Friday that this band is truly · f NOlt: ALL MOVIES BEFORE 6:00 PM $3 .50. SR. & CH!LDREN SJ.SO AT All TIMES. Why get f-ked up and give a in presenting a real show-no "." .· 19 1991 8 ,Features ======·:...... ··=~~;;.=::~1= .1=.;:;ps=;::=:;:~m=,;:;=~·1,.=:;~~:=~,=:,=;;,ps=;i::~~=;::~:=i1.~=::~~~=::::=;:J!;:=:1:~=J1t=~~Jl=t1l=1r=~lf~=!1=1l0=;1ir=:11=,1Th=111=i=l=~e=m=ra=I F=lo=n=·d=a =Fu=tu=r=e =J=un=e= =='= =!!!!!! "

-LeBar, _Cinderella revert instruments, the group creates a feeling completely different from their two previous albums. •• !.. to roots of rock·'n' roll To further insure that each song had a different ·:~ by Roben Sargent record company was sound, the band recorded in CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE "thrilled to death over the several pqpular studios · acousticsonnd:They loved around the country ''Let the music do the th~ way the album turned including The Studio in the talk.in'," Jeff LaBar said. out." Country in Bogalusa, . ('. 'That's about the best way The tnusic is not the only Louisiana, Bearsville I can put it." tlring which has changed Studios in Bearsville, N.Y. Trying to describe the for Cinderella and House of Music in New • Jersey. I • bard-edged, influential Sincetheband'screation, sound of pop/metal band . thegrouphashadachange Artists: Cinderella · But no matter how Cinderella can be difficult. ofrnernbersandafewlucky Producers: John Jansen different the sound is, In earlier years, they were breaks which led to their and Torn Keifer Cinderella's music is still t • seen as a charismatic future success. Label: Mercury hard-edged pop/metal young band with a hard Cinderellabeganasaclub firmly planted in a rootsy metal drive. In recent band in Philadelphia At Cinderella is back on the blues foundation. years, their music has the time, the group music scene with their third "Winds of Change" evolved into a back-to-the­ oonsistedofthetwocurrent album, Heartbreak Station. features string roots style illuminating members, and The follow-up to theirmulti­ arrangements by Led with a steamy blues . The platinum album, Long Cold Zeppelin's John Paul Jones. rhythm and a ':"hole lot of other two members, ·wi.nter, shows singer/ Keifer and guitarist Jeff character. Michael Kelly Smith and songwriter Torn Keifer's LaBar mix slide guitar and LaBar, Cinderella's Tony Destra, were dropped fascination with the blues. string bending blues riffs guitarist, discussed their from the line-up. · Since its release, that bleed through each sound and the band's Smith and Destra went Heartbreak Station has track. growth to rnultiplatinum on to form a "Cinderella­ produced three singles: At times, the album success. clone band named Britney "Shelter Me," a funk-n­ favors· a country/western Musically, LaBar Fox," LaBar said. The groove charm, "Heartbreak sound as with the song "One Station,'' a slow acoustic for Rock and Roll." Other commented, the Charles K. Morrow/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE grouprecordedtwoalburns .'progression into the blues/ before breaking up. song and "The More Things times, it ·resembles an old rockstylewasn'taplanned Jeff LaBar, guitarist for Cinderella, prefers Keifer and Brittingham Change," a pop/metal funk style with the song decision for the band. ''We life on the road to life in the studio. found drummer Fred rocker. These songs "Love's Got Me DoingTime." represent the versatility of just did what came naturally," he bandrnernberwould workout their Cowy and held auditions All-the-while it stays with said. own part of the songs. fortheguit.arposition. Twoplayers Cinderella's unique album. band's traditional hard rock The band introduces a "I think our music is pretty 'Tom writes the songs and we were weeded out of the crowd of drive. broad range_of instruments . much all blues based anyway." make the music," Lal3ar said. applicants,LaBar,andDaveSabo, For. a new pop/m~tal for many of the songs. A set The primary reason for the Another music style the band who currently performs with the album with a different of horns, a mandolin, a lap band's sound is singer/songwriter has developedovertheyearsis the band Skid Row. sound, Cinderella's, steel and a mandocello Tom Keifer'sinterestin older blues useofacousticinstrurnentsinstead After LaBar joined the group, Heartbreak Station provides . accompany the band's usuai music which, after many years, of the grinding electric guitars Cinderella ran across a golden a c~ange from rock albums. piano, electric and acoustic formed the basis for rock and roll. packed with volumeanddistortion. strokeofluck. Ayoungnewsinger guitars. With all these "Tom listens to blues guitar "I've been playing acoustic in another club band, Jon Bon - Robert Sargent. players from the '30s and'40s. He guitar since I was 14 years old. I Jovi, saw a Cinderella club is influenced by earlier players was· impressed with bands like performance and later persuaded the charts. blues style breathes. throughout like Robert Johnson. "LaBar said. Boston who used aooustic guitar · his record company to sign them. Their second album, U>ngCold the album. So far, the album has For their latest album, with their song, 'More Than A "Jon also took us on tour with Wmter, waspraisedbymusicfans produced three singles and a Heartbreak Station, Keifer wrote Feeling,m LaBar said. him," LaBar said. . for its blues sonnd and its hard headlining tour for the band. most of the songs complete with But would this lean towards a For their first album, Night metal edge. . ''We definitely prefer to play c guitar solos. . cleaner, acoustic sonnd hurt the Songs,thebandprepared50songs. 'The third album, Heart-break live rather than recording in the On each of the previous two band'sreputationasahardrocking Amongthese, the members picked - Station, was still heavy into the studio," LeBar said. 'That's what albums, Night Songs and U>ng pop/metal group? the songs which best represented bluesbutwetookthesoundfurther its all about." Cold Wmter, Keifer brought the LaBar said that during the the band's style. The album went south," LeBar said. material into the studio and each recording of their last album, the gold, peaking at number three on This back-to-the-roots southern see CINDERELLA page T Extreme breaks mold Band tours America with Cinderella, qavid ~ee Roth by Josiah Baker CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE

In this time and age, using the word original to describe a rock band may seem like a oxymoron. aut Extreme, the new band on the scene, has broken all stereotypes that may be attributed to a rock band. The Boston based group consisting of bassist Pat Badger, guitaristNunoBettencourt, vocalist Gary Cherone and drummer Paul t "

Charles K. Morrow/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Ge.ary, form this latest quartet to The guys from rock band Cinderella delivered the goods this past Friday when the arrive on the heels of the North American rock scene. group joined Extreme and David Lee Roth for a triple bill at the Orlando Arena. The band has just recently finished a successful European tourand played their second American show Friday, 3 giants of music world June 14th with Cinderella as an opening act for ;David Lee Roth. Extreme vocalist Gary Cherone. Extreme has recently made their first storm through OrlSndo number one hit with their song"More hailed by Guitar World magazine as Than Words." "a maniac, devastating, and funky." by Roben Sargent driving , to Roth' sever-youthful ·. In fact their second album, Cherone's vocal abilities have also CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE and entertaining music, the combined Pornograffitti, has already scored a received new acclaim as "heat effort created a strong and solid concert. gold record in Europe and is rapidly seeking madness." Rock, rhythm and blue~ echoed Extreme began the evening with a approaching if not already reached We recently got an interview with throughout the Orlando Arena Friday hard, fast and electrifying opening set. platinum status worldwide. Pat Badger, bassist for the band. night when the David Lee Roth, Supporting their recent album, Extreme " · Leadingthe band's musical talent Badger believes that rock bands owe Cinderella and Extreme tour rolled into II Porrwgraffitti, the band played an is the combination of Cherone's it to their audience and especially to town. hour's worth of their best material. vocals and 's guitar From Extreme's energetic sound and work. Nuno, in fact, was recently see EXTREME page 7 precision guitar playing, to Cinderella's see CONCERT page 7 ......

, _ witnessed the Orlando premier of an event some ,(}"-..,.,..--=vni~ say may revolutionize sports in this cohntry. ' The night began with the usual excitement of an 0-rena event but quickly escalated into a entertainment extravaganza that few in the crowd anticipated. Following a pre-game show that featured the introduction of the Predators cheerleaders and a conga player wailing ·out Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight," the lights were dimmed and the arena grew silent. Smoke began to billow up from the end zone while thunder-like sounds came down from tj:ie speakers overhead. Then, in a rage of fireworks and explosions, the 0-rena came to life with brilliant lights and the overpowering ''Welcome To the Jungle" by Guns and Roses. ·- Orlando, Florida, welcome to . The game's inventor, Jim Foster, probably never envisioned what Orlandoan's beheld last week in the Arena. In 1981 while watching an game in Madison Square Garden, ~ . r------he laid out the guidelines for a hybrid sport which \ put indoors along with several entertaining innovations. Foster, a pro football marketing management man who once headed up promotions for NFL Properties Inc., scrawled the outline for the league on a big manila envelope and tucked it away while working in the USFL. When the

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• The. Astroturf surface ls 198 feet wide by 85 feet. • Sideline bamers ~e made of four foot tall high-density foam rubber. Source:OrlandoPredator Media Guide Graphic: Brian Wente Moss takes Predators helm ·to retum.to Orlando by Jamie Johnson head football coach and athletic ,,.~:;::~~~""'111•11 played for me at Florida State Drive but, when the opportunity SPORTS EDITOR director. Duringthis time, Moss and he's done a good job with to take his new love back to coached UCF's own football Central Florida, making good of Orlando arose, Mo_ssjumped on In the midst of any questions coach Gene McDowell, theq an a bad financial situation." it. . of Arena Football's legitimacy FSU linebacker. Following the "I started trying to bring it to as agen~e brand of American "I've always liked Perry with UCFin 1987, Moss took his Orlando in '88, when Don Dizney football, Predator's head coach Moss,"McDowellsaid. "He's got summer vacation to go up to the was interested," Moss said. ''I've and general m~nager Perry a really good personality and I Pittsburgh Gladiators of the been trying to get a team here Moss presence in the league enjoyed playing for him." . since the league began." stands as proof that this is In the decades s:lnce, Moss "Mouse Davis called me," Arena Football poses· a new definitely the real thing. coached and managed in the Moss said. ''He was director of · coachingchallengefor Moss, but Moss has coached on a League, operations and I got involved the seasoned coach sees the collegiate level or higher for over worked with the offenses of the part time and I liked it. l was differences between traditional thirty years and is responsible , and doing the things I felt qualified football and the new league as for the development of six playoff . to do, while at Central Florida I minimal. teams, seven championships In the early 80s, Moss's career was out of my element." "Really, there's not much and 147 victories with only 52 came to Orlando when he took For McDowell, the parting of difference," Moss said. "You've losses as a head coach. the spot as ways was painful. got a smaller coaching staff but As a player, Moss. of the USFL's Orlando "He did a great job for us," less players. Preparation and quarterbacked the Universityof Renegades. He and the McDowell said. "I kind ofhoped everything is the same. The Illinois to a Rose Bowl Predator's Reggie he'd stay here forever." game's a little quicker but other championship and Tulsa to Collier led the team· into the In 1987, Moss and the than that it's still blocking, equal success in the Orange hearts of this community, but Gladiators went to the first tackling, throwing and Bowl. Moss then went on to the Orlando had been a favorite of Predators coach Arenabowl where they lost to the catching." NFL's Green Bay Packers prior Moss's for years. DenverDynamite.Mossthenled Now that Moss is here, the to the birth oflris coaching career "I came here in 1966 and I've [-Ooks on in first home game. the to a 10-0 future is uncertain besides the as an assistant at Illinois, had a home here ever since defensive coordinator under his start and, after losingto-Detroit drivetobringanArenabowltitle Washington, Louisiana State, then," Moss said. former player McDowell. in the 1988 Arenabowl, he was back to Orlando. Miami and Wisconsin. Moss's ties to the Orlando "I enjoyed workingwith those named AFL coach of the year. "Right now I'm just coaching This is the man who went on area goes even deeper than that. college players," Moss said. Last season, Moss captured like I have the last 20 to 30 to rebuild Florida State football In 1986 and 1987, Moss came "That's-the year we went to the his first AFL Championship as years," Moss said. "One game, in the late '50s as the schools on the UCF coaching staff as division II playoffs. McDowell the head coach of the Detroit one year at a time."

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• • . Collins retums to play for kids Apologies by Jamie Johnson CENTRAi. FLORIDA FUTURE made to •• Beneath the megatons of entertainment gloss that cover almost Predators every facet of Arena Football, there is • ' actually still a vein of pure football with an alluring combination of competition and athleticism. This intense loveforthe • • game can't be found in the halftime shows and pregame hype, but it can be seen in the eyes ofthe players and none reflect it more so then Predators running back/ -As Arena Football rides into • " defensive back Tony Collins. town and into the national sports Collins emerged out ofthe ·university scene, it brings a plethora of of East Carolina where he earned All­ questions in it's saddle bags. • ,. American honors three times while ·First ofall, as many have asked, averaging 9.3 yards a carry. what is it? Do we evaluate the Collins was taken in the second round Predators and therestofthe league of the 1981 draft l)y the New England as entertainment or as sport? Joe • .,. Patriots and in his rookie year he ran for football fan, who prides himselfon 883 yards, caught26 passes for 232 yards knowing that 's inability to run productively unless and piled up 773 yards in kickoffreturns. PHOTO TOPPS CHt:WING GUM INC. Chartes K. Morrow/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE he is able to square his shoulders ."' Collins rapid emergence on the pro scene 'That was then this is now-On the left is Tony Collin's NFL card f~:>r his rookie of the before hitting the line and other earned him the NFL rookie of the year year first season. On the right is Collins following the Predator's first home game. award. such in depth knowledge, is now In 1984, Collins was named to the all- to use his past experiences to help as well as offense. left shifting nervously from side to ' NFL team. He capped off his eight year children by starting a football .camp. "It's a challenge," Collins said. ''The side as his sister now seems to know run with the Patriots by playing with "I was here with (ex-New Yark Giant) first game was probably the toughest, more about a football league then the team in the XX. Leon Bright and we had started our but I got an ." himself. Yet while piling up achievements on The other twist to playing for the Another big question mark is the gridiron, Collins piled up troubles in Predators is that with Arena Football whether the league is a fad or his personal life with a continuous drug "I love working with the kids consisting primarily of passing, Collins whether it will emerge as another habit that ended his winning care~r in has to catch the ball more then he runs American national past time? Is .,.. the NFL as a three time loser to the and I've always loved it. the league needed? · league's drug policy. football." "I love catching the ball," Collins said. I have to admit that before The day following the Patriots "My last two years with New England, I actually witnessing the Predator's , ·• blowout loss to the Chicago Bears, a • Tony Collins caught the ball a whole lot. I'll leave all first home game last week and team wide drug scandal hit the front -Predator Running Back the running and knocking people over spending the week talking to the pages and Collins days in the NFL were for the young guys." players and coaches, I was an numbered. business wit}:l the camps," Collins said. While others may see this new league unbeliever. In my last column I Though his playing days seemed to be It was then that he was.contacted by as glitz, for Collins it is just one more compared the Predator's over, af);er getting married, kicking the the Predators. chance to use his.abilities. And this time organization to parasites, but I habit and giving his life-to Jesus Christ, ''They called me on the phone," Collins it's for the worthiest of causes. believe I spoke too soon. \\ • Collin's comeback began. said."At first, !thought they were kidding The only of topic of conversation After spending an hour talking Collins latched on with the Miami and then I saw what I could do for the that brings more intensity to his to Perry Moss, who Dolphins in 1989, but wi.th their new kids with them. They sponsored some eyes then football is any mention a:ffeetionately calls an encyclopedia abundance of running backs, including kids to go to the camp." of children. · of football, I got caught up in the sport of this new fangled game. As 1' Sammy Smith of FSU fame, he found While the league is filled with players "I really like Orlando and it's gi-eat himself unemployed again. Collins would have trampled over in his . being here," Collins said. "I love work­ Rather then striving to catch on with Patriot days, Arena Football puts Collins ing with the kids and I've always loved see FREE THROWS page 4 another team, Collins came to Orlando football." , 1 in th~ positiQn Qf h.1;1ving to play defense

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. . Predators prOvide new chances by Glenn carrasqumo "I've coached who was the (Arena . CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Football) league MVP in Pittsburgh and· who was the league MVP in Detroit," Moss said. "But In the age of comebacks, yet another route has Reggie after he's played a season could be ·as good as • emerged for an athlete to continue his love of sport. The they are or better. To this point he's played fine and rd say are the newest franchise in the Arena Reggie could play another six to eight years in this league." Football League, which offers a different brand offootball The Predators will also provide professional football " to players that the NFL and World League of American opportunities for players comingoutofcollege that aren't Football leave out. NFL calibre. At the same time, football hungry fans Reggie Collier lastplayedfootballinl 986 when he start.ed will have the opportunity to see a new and exciting atquarterbackin the lastgameoftheNFL'sDallasCowboys style of the pigskin game. •• season. In 1985, Collier was the starting quarterback for "Players coming out of college in Florida have another the of the now defunct USFL. avenue to pursue ifthey don't make it to the the NFL," Collier thought he was through with football after UniversityofFloridagraduateJeffRoth said. "Players ., short stints in the and with like that would help this franchise if fans see names the and was ready to continue his they are familiar with from UF, UCF or Miami." life after the sport. That was until Arena Football came Roth plays offensive and defensive lineman for the to Orlando. Predators. •• "I didn't realize I missed football as much as I did," UCF football coach Gene McDowell concurs. Collier said. ''When I heard about Arena Football I was "Are·na Football provides a chance for a few people to interested. When I started playing for the Predators getmoreexperienceandthenmaybeashotattheNFL," ,. • this year'it was a case ofrealizing a lost love." McDowell said. "It's also good for UCF football when Collier enjoyed celebrity status here in Orlando as fans see players they know on a local football team like quarterback under Perry Moss while with the Orlando the Predators." Renegades. Moss is the current coach of the Predators This league's combination of nationally known • • and called Collier when he came down to take the players who are just looking for an avenue to continue Predator's helm. their careers in and young homegrown players who "When Coach Moss called me, I jumped at the don't make the big leagues has been successful ~ •· opportunity," Collier said. nationally so far and shows no signs of waning. For Moss, the combination of Reggie Collier and So at least for now, Arena Football will continue to Chartes K. MorrowtCENTAAL FLORIDA FUTURC: coaching in Orlando has been nothing but productive. provide a colorful outlet for the Reggie Colliers and Jeff Predators quarterback Reggie Collier escapes the Now that they've switched to a league which passes the Roths to play the sport they love while_givingtheirfans •• clutches of a defender as he escaped retirement. ball 80 percent of the time, the future looks even brighter. an opportunity to enjoy them. FREE 'THROWS FROM PAGE3 1 1 Coach Moss spoke with •• excitement about the faster pace ~ ~ rM IETTIND of Arena Football and the other new dimensions of the league, the conversion process began. 1 1 The first player I met was ex­ GOOD IRADEl --AND A starTony Collins. Collins story of coming •• to the league as an avenue for helping children and his GREAT RESUME~)" gentleness in telling it silenced any doubts I had regarding the integrity of the Predators intentions. The comeback Tony "I'm still just a sophomore, but when I has made from drugs is perhaps graduate I'm going to have more than a · ..... the most powerful anti-drug degree. Thanks to UPS I'm going to have weapon this nation yields. The a great looking r'esume, too. Predators have given him an even greater opportunity to use it. "Fortune magazine rated UPS one And who could try to negate of the 'most admired' corporations 1n . the electricity of the Predator's America. And I work there. I make first home game? almost $10,000 a year for working about Arena Football may or may 4 hours a day I'm even being con­ not be first rate football, but it is sidered for a promotion. Wouldn't that definitely entertaining and .beneficialtoOrlandoandanyother look great on my resume: 'Part-time community involved with it. Supervisor, UPS.' I get my choice of Now if it could only rid itself working mornings or nights. I chose of all those incessant and to work in Operations. Some students • unknowing critics who judge it are in Accounting, Industrial Engineer­ prematurely. Please don't point at me, I eJl?.barrass easily. ing, 1.S. and CustomerService. "It's tough to graduate at the head of PREDATORS the class. But if you want to graduate FROM PAGE 1 ahead in the JOb market, just have UPS .. at the top of your resume." signed by ESPN in 1987. Applicants are being considered Not only did the league get the for your local UPS office. For breakthrough deal with the sports interviews or more information about channel, but the sport gained popularity and was watched by UPS, see your school's career 813,000 homes a game. development or job placement "We're(ArenaFoothall)starting center. UPS is an equal opportunity our fifth year" head coach Peny employer. Moss. "It's,lasted longer then any M/F ,., ., league beside the NFL. It's been playedoverinEuropeforfouryears and the league's healthier now I I WORKING FOR STUDENTS WHO WORK FOR US. than it's ever been." * al&I! ~ ! PS DELIVERS EDUCATIDll L.