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Will· Chad, George, and AI ever get along?

By Kevin Lorenc might win just because it is more con­ declaring a winner, but simply giving be soon to follow. I do have faith in our by the impeachment proceedings and Staff Writer venient and faster. So far Bush has citizens there right to be heard. courts, but that is not the point. Picking throw this election to·the mix, the line won his legal battles by. going by the Bush's attempts to make and choosing which counties will_have between democrats and republicans The q'uestion of the new precise letter of the law, which has kept Gore look. like a sore loser and.make there voices heard is not fair, either will suddenly look like the grand century so far is who will be the next thousands of ballots from being count­ himself look like the rigftteous winner recount the whole thing or hothing at canyon. This barrier in a congress that president. At this point there is a better ed. Hey, who cares anyway right? are arrogant and pathetic at best. If all. Unfortunately this is not how the is almost 50/50 democrat republican _question, does it even matter. · An Apparently no one, except Gore and this coin had been flipped, and Gore system works. While I sympathize with should make Bush's term comparitive expert panel of economists were asked Lieberman. What happened to the had the slim lead you bet your ass Mr. Gore, I do not support his repeated to being a fireman-armed with a buck­ which president they want in office, record voter turn outs, to the public Bush· having spent $190 million on this court appearances ~ I'd rather see the et fighting a four alarm blaze. The they unanimously answered neither being glued to the election? Isn't the election· would be fighting the results courts demand a recount than see a economists wishes will be granted, we and instead wanted four years of grid­ point of an election to have the voters tooth and nail. Any man worth their select few in the legislature decide who just recounted in two years of gridlock lock. With Christmas around the cor­ voice heard? If the first count was salt, who truly believes they won and our next president will be. All of this at the minimum. Congratulations Mr. ner and election results still unknown, inaccurate, and th~ second count was . that they are the better le

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I , I .. 6 Campus the paper December 11, 2000 Disability. neglect not only through Pace but Harper too

By Kevin Lorenc This would mean relying on public often take 15 to 20 minutes just to get ·. stop, some drivers skip it. Harper has openers, elevators that break down, Staff Writer .transportation, which is the bane of the you on the bus. What this does is no direct communication with Pace and and crowded hallways full of people disabled students existence. Public aggravate a bus load of passengers Harper makes no attempt to improve who become moving road blocks . . prides itself on its transportation, Pace busses in particu­ and you become the target of this this situation.· Most bathrooms at Harper have the ability to meet the needs of students, lar, are well intenti.oned, but unfortunet~ anger. Not to mention the obvious that The· headache becomes a sinks in front of the stalls. so if a person and make life easi~r for the student. ly cause more headaches fhan they this makes you late for your class. You migraine once you get to Harper. is washing their hands, you can't get Unfortunetly Harper isn't as accessible should. The headaches include the· then go through all the problems once Although Harper has a terrific staff that by. Now once you arrive to class all as Harper needs to be. If only the so reliable fact' that they will be half an · again getting off the bus. If you need to bends over backwards to work with its eyes watch you come in. That is if you called normal able bodied student hour late if . they stop for you at all. take a train,. the bus and train sched­ disabled students, there are barriers can even get to your class. could live the life of a disabled student When they do stop the fun begins. To ules are not integrated, soyou end up that remain. · Getting from class to There are classrooms in D build­ for one day. If the student was wheel­ get ·on the bus when you are wheel­ waiting an hour at the train station. A class with a load full of books stresses ing unaccessible to wheelchairs. The chair bound, and unable to drive, the chair bound, you use a lift. Since Pace commute than would only take jO min­ even th.e able bodied student. The 30 worktop is designed for students to sit semester would start with figuring out doesn't service thousands of wheel utes to drive can quickly become a 2 year old unaccessible· buildings will on stools in order to be at the proper how to even get·to the Harper.campus chair bound people on a daily basis, hour odyssey. Add to the headache make your day a nightmare. Enjoy working height, which is too high for. and home again on a daily basis with the lifts often don't operate properly or that bus service <:uts off at 6:00 pm and· relying on wheelchair lifts that con­ you. out busting the bank. · at all: When they do work, the lifts even though Harper is a scheduled stantly break down, doors with out door

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What do you \Nant to -do­ LOOKING FOR A With your life? -GREATJQB? By Tracey Fuller people who are undecided instead of you mailing out hun­ Assistant Editor about their future career, and dreds to. individual employers. Newspaper Services of America (NSA) is the largest pfint media planning - for people who' need help And, there is even a fax and buying agency ln the u.s. our clients inclUde Sears. Kmart, AT&T, Harper's hidden treasure :researching the career they machine that you can use so The Home Depot and Safeway. is just a couple of footsteps would like to get into. There a you can fax companies your 1., away. It's resourceful, free of plethora of books available on resume right after typing it if you charge, and opi=m to the com­ anything 'from looking for a need to use their computer lab. Come learn about our entry-le>Jel careers as an Analyst, Placemem munity. No, I'm not talking career, books to help you The Career Center also coon:linator1 Media Associate and Research Associate. Yo~ will get to about the Harper library, which research careers, to · books on has a new outreach program work with the nation's top advertisers interpreting data for analysis, is located in the campuses hot how to write resumes, and how which let's faculty at Harper planning, buying and bud{jeting. spot- the L building. I'm talking to act and dress appropriately schedule appointments with about Harper's other unknown for an interview. / Career Center to bring there hot spot- the A building, where The Collegiate classes to the center to see the hidden treasure called The Employment Network is also what it has to offer. It makes Open ~ouse - Job Fair Career Center is located at. It's available through the Career students aware of the variety of called a hidden treasure, imply­ Center. CEN is .an internet­ ways Career Center can help Decernber19,2000 ing the fact that it is hidden, and · based job listing system which you, free of charge, that will 10:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Check-in: 9:30-10:00 that's partly the reason why helps the public· research jobs. normally cost you a pretty Harper students aren't aware of­ You're given your own P.ass­ penny when out iri the real Presentations begin at 10:00 and conclude at 12:00 it. . word, and within the system world. For instance, the center Anne Abasolo, Student can- enter your own profile, so offers assessment tests which Development Specialist says each time you check the sys­ can help you decide what you REGISTER BY CALLING: (630) 729-2161 that a lot of the students aren't tem, you can get information on might be interested in as a Directions: 1-88 to HighlahdSouth. East. on 31 .. Street. aware of the Career Center jobs in the area your interested career. because they don't know where in • instead of going through the So, for all you people North on Highland Parkway they are located. Well, for ·lists of the hundreds of jobs out un9ecided about your future, or .I . starters, the Career Center is there. for people who want to I Newspaper Services of America located in room A-347. So, if There is a small computer research the career they want you go to the A building, it's on lab open to the public ill the to get into- it's all up to you. 3025 Highland Parkway. Suite 600 the third floor, around the cor­ · Career Center, which have pro­ The. choice is yours. The Downers Grove·, IL 60515-7072 ner from the Financial Aid grams that can assist someone Career Center is here to help, ~NVJW . nsamedia.com Email: [email protected] office, located next to the through job searches, college with counselors and assistC~nts Health Center. And the amaz-. listings, and programs -that to help direct you towards the ing part is that it's in the building actually help· people through right path- to success. Now, right next to the center of the whole process of establish­ you know why it's called a hid­ Harper's campus. · ing a career- step by step. den treasure. · The . Career Center is Now, you can actually 'post your ~ available for people in search resume on the CEN, which can r for jobs in the community, for let employers look for you, r ' . ~ r the paper 7 December 11 , 2000 on ·campus Educating·.self on other diversities; reate unity·not segregation from each Other

We are just like a rocking horse: a that completely and undoubtedly would hard for me, a black male, to try and friends may think. Once you · finish whole lot of motion but we are going not allow it to happen solely because I make a group of white males under­ reading this article, take a look around nowhere. am black. Forget the fact that I contin­ stand that racism exists and needs to you. Look at all of the different cultures With this great degree of diversity As a nation cannot survive with­ uously strive for a 4.0. Forget the fact be squashed, and vice versa. It is hard that you have the opportunity to learn is multiplying beauty to this school out public virtue, it cannot progress that I am a nationally ranked athlete for a white male to talk to a group of from here at Harper. Yes, I am black country, we as the leaders of without a common vision: The past geared towards Northwestern ·black males about the non-existence of and proud until I die, but at the ltn1mnrrn•w must take advantage of this century, America was dedicated to University. Forget the fact that l _am racism and everyone coming together. time I have adopted so many at Harper College. The ending the · Great· Depression. We only 21 and have started and continue Although I still stubbornly attempt this, my character from other cultures I am referring to is educat­ haven't had a national sense of pur­ to operate 3 successful companies. my success rate is higher when talkin_g intrigue myself. Make your way over ourselves on our fellow students pose sin~e the Civil Rights Movement More importantly, forget the fact that I to brothers of my own culture. N9w someone and indulge yourself in not segregating ourselves from and Vietnam War of the 1960's, unless am looking to' treat their daughter as don't confuse this education with seg­ intelligent conversation. Take the fellow students. Once we realize you want to try and compare the con­ the queen she is. So what am I to do? regation. If you permit yourself to think cle over to them and ask them we all have more in commori than troversial presidential elections . of While struggling with this dilem­ ;:tbout it, it is no different from teaching they think. ·Expand yourself. do apart, we will be able to aid in 2000. But when eiements of nature ma, I have implemented many theories a point guard on how to be a point the world. · overall cons_truction of sQGiety's lose their purpose, chaos and destruc­ on destroying this ignorance. A contro­ guard rather than teaching point guard In this situation, as W.ith the being . . tion are the end result. When nations, versial theory in particular that I'd like on how io be a center. all agenda of unity, there are two Now, believe it or not, as a Black societies, communities, organizations, to share is called "Unity Principle# T'. Regardless if you agree with ' of people: thermometers and I have been the target of stereo­ friendships, marriages, clubs, i::hurch­ This is where I, a black ,man, have a Unity Principle #7 or not, the overall mostats. Thermometers just show prejudice, and, yes, I have been es, or tribes lose their sense of pur­ goal of helping other black men under­ purpose of unity takes a leader. There temperature of their surrounding subject of countless acts of racism. pose and significance, then ·1 promise stand the importance of expanding are many people who want to take that ronment. Thermostats de1::ide the all have, some more than others. confusion, frustration, discouragement, their, knowledge of other cultures, and step and expand their knowledge on perature of their surrounding "m,irron-1 From some of my fellow pe'ers at disillusionment, and corporate suicide at the same time destroying any self­ other cultures, .are unfortunately self­ ment. Harper, I have heard everything .from, - whether gradual or instant - reign. segregation. I have found that it is restrained because of what their never thought that African-American This is justified in just one sitting of males studied", and even, "I'd like to your nightly news, and even analyzing kill all Blacks by luring them to AllState . the Harper community. with chicken and watermelon So I challenge you today to accept a blowing it up". Seriously. But my unified purpose for our generation. I is if these individuals had been have sent a letter President Bill Clinton . '"~'u"a'"'u about me as an individual, asking for his-input and support, but he so than categorizing me as sim­ - isn't going to go· door-to-door across Biack, it is likely that they the country preaching unity. It is up to Transfer to not have though these things. us. We are the leaders of the new mil­ More importantly than their urlled­ lennium. We are the executives, ucated statement is the degree of edu­ preachers, accountants, athletes, cation in my response.· .Knowing that builders, doctors, teachers, lawyers, N o rth Pal-k hate begets hate anct fire cannot and politicians of tomorrow. It is up to quench fire: I simply chuckle at these us to determine what and where we misinformed individuals and proceed want America to be. It is up to us to inform them with compassion. determine what life our children can However, If I had chose to curse and University have. It is up to us to acknowledge, yell, then this oftentimes justifies their accept, and take a course of action mindset and brings me down to the towards a better future for America. It lt•s not too late to ·start level of ignorance they occupy. is up to us to recognize the standard of Sometimes it is hard not to let anger living. for individuals. It is up to us to classes this ..JanuarY! overpower one's composure. But if I req4est, even demand, a better quality make up in my mind that I am here to of life! heal and not destroy, then I cannot let So again, I challenge every single • Named year after year as one of "America's Best Colleges" by under education of person stop me individual to determine· a purpose for U.S. News & World Report · · · from educating a nation. the 21st Century, and we must agree on what it is. In order for us to agree, • Generous transfer scholarships available-up to $7,000 per year So what do we unite for? Well, as a we must first learn about each· other. • Personalized education: the average' class size is 16 nation we must have a goal for the 21st Get to know one. another. . Racism is Century. Without a goal or a sense of still a problero, but it can be solve by • More than 40 majors, minors, and programs of study purpose, the value of life decreases education, which in turn destroys igno­ and the quality of existence diminish- rance, which is the key ingredient to • Conveniendy located on the north side of Chicago The world has presently become racism. 1 + 1 = 2. an incubator of stress, depression, ~ See racism . usually starts at a Get a free transfer credit evaluation and find out more'about how North hopelessness, and fear. Because we young age in someone's life, but rarely -Park s~rves the special needs and interests of transfer studentS at a can't cope, we conform. The United is it caused by life experiences. More States of America, I fell has come to a times than not, 'it is the conversations speciallnfonn•tion Session on December 12. crossroads because of a lack of nation­ behind the walls of one's own home purpose. that plants the seeds of· ignorance. I For more information, call (773) 244-6203 or (800) 888·6728 We preserve nature, for example, Rnow of many black mothers and or email [email protected]. · · kill babies. We build solid houses, fathers that preach we are all created cannot construct lasting homes. equal, but on the other hand practice are smarter but not wiser,. bigger ignorance when .their son brings home not stronger. We know more but ·a white female. I have run into many· NORTH PARK mriAr!'::t"r•rlless, and we live longer but white mothers and fathers that .do life less fully. We write more exactly the s(lme. It is not just . a _UNMRSI1Y but fail to take the time to read black/white issue, because ignorance We conquer space but cannot exists in all cultures. I've met many 3225 West Foster Avenue • Chicago, llUnois 60625 • www.northpark.edu our own habits, protect women at Harper that, regardless of but abuse our children, go to ~ how much they would like to get but wander away from home, together, have fathers and 'mqthers fantasy to avoid realitY. 8 the paper December 11 , 2000 Are You Gonna Go-My·Way? . . ~ ~ . ' - Kravitz's ·oirectiQ thing, one can tell the aim of his music. !Music Editor be added to any avid rock tans coli!')(): A cross between a M lfl Gaye, , p1usic~ could rneahkatit, his musiC also His happy songs sound happy. ~ Lenhy .Kravitz, in only five ,studio tion. Virgin Records, although tht!y a Jlmi Hendrl~• •. and a Jagger, '· shows his craft at l:lsing 'simple pro· His lyricaUy challenged counterparts managed to pull off a "greatest have a history of toying withartists, did Kravitz tries·to ~!ways experiment .With S' under many sound Quoes almost all of his You Gonna Go My Way?, Circus, and overcome oppression. music. ·In the studio,Jle OOnfigures and 98's 5, one 'can see niS music lends His music guides himself through " maste~ his songs h1to a sound of rock , itSelf to more co(llplex Ideas witl't tiach that making him extremely free and · and new wave pop t~t embellishes successive rt(leas~,t "' vulnerable to change. Change, may the theme offreectom. Back in 1989/ , C~~ently , he'and hisbandar~ not " perhaps ·be 'a way of life. Change, to no one really knew of Kravitz ...11 short .,on the run. . ~ has been busy Writing, make better, and to understand that we years later, he released agreatest hits .ancl l wouldn't be ~ sur 'sed to see don't possess,aU 1he good qualities it album. Not bad. anoth~r albti!Jl in. a yeat . , takes to be a good person. We all have The album demonstrates the Thfl manner by which Kravitz to work at it . diversity of his m1,1sic. such classic looks on stagtt also proves ihat he'll be His ' Greatest Hits album features · rocK s6n(ls 1il

unless that-in the film's worst, most un-nec­ you haven't been in essary scene-Jeremy points a a movie theater in the past three loaded gun .at his father with every the entire movie. It has one of those months, where you would no doubt intention of pulling the trigger right endings that makes you reflect on the have ·seen the trailer, you can skip the there il] front of his own crying mother. entire movie and realize that, no, it ·. next paragraph. Why? To prove his father's immortali­ can't work. It doesn't make sense. It The trairi cra~hes . Everyone has ty. doesn't hold been killed except Willis. In fact, he That scene comes at about the 1- together: Again, I won't give it Whether or not you doesn't have a scratch on him. Elijah hour point, and right then and there, away, but the two principal characters found the "surprise" ending insulting, By Collin Souter Price (Samuel Jackson), ·a handi­ the film lost me. Somehow, from then· fu\fill principal roles in the grand comic you have to give the guy credit as Entertainment Editor capped comic book museum owner on, I knew that the film would disap­ book scheme of things. Had this film director. He picked a tone with ·(and the grown-up baby from the point me. No·director in their right mind had a comic book feel to it, maybe the film and stuck with it without pandering (**) beginning of the story), hears of the would keep that scene. It does not ending wmJid work. Maybe, had the to the audience with a standard sus­ accident and contacts David. work, and after it finishes, it lingers in film not taken itself so seriously all the penseful "supernatural thriller" ending Elijah tells David that he may just be a the memory ahd leaves a bad taste way through, I could a9cept that the with a chase .or a cliffhanger. It superhero, since David has never throughout the rest of the movie. whole thing had been ... never mind. turn out to be a thriller at all, but been . sick in his life. David finds the My opinion did sway a bit towards To top it off, Shyamalan employs supernatural drama. It had terrific per­ notion ludicrous until, one day, he lifts the end, when David fulfills his destiny. the use of codas at the end to explain formances and likable characters. His weights in his basement while his son, I'll try not to give it away since the trail• what will happen to these characters dialogue seemed appropriate for each Jeremy, spots him . Jeremy keeps er and the studio don't want you to after the credits roiL Why? Does he scene, every line being thought upping the ante on his dad by adding know ANYTHING when walking in, but want us to believe, somehow, that the carefully before spoken. He has the 50 lb weights, . until David learns that I will say this: Stay home and watch story we just witnessed had actually ability to lure you in .. he can probably bench-press a 375 lb The Dead Zone instead. Anyway, the been true? Would we have wondered Unbreakable, at its best, shares waterbed, if necessary. sequence lasted about 10-15 minutes anyway what happened after the big those same qualities, but in the end, Actually, that may not be such a without a single line of dialogue, which secret revealed itself? Normally, · we have been left with a build-up that a nice little house. good idea. Every superhero, Elijah I always applaud. Suddenly, parts of. something like that would be a hack not only results in the collapse of a The film starts out, intriguingly says, has a kryptonite, and David's the story started to work for me. I screenwriter's' last resort when they no ·bunch of cards, but also with a nag­ , with statistics about comic just happens to be part oxygen, part thought, maybe it would be good after longer feel like telling the rest of the ging, annoying.-question: and the people who read them. hydrogen (all fun with a squirt gun). all; except for that one scene with the story. Codas really qnly work for true Why did we start building it in the then witness the birth of a fragile Jeremy, meanwhile, has become gun. stories, or comedies such as Animal first place? who, the doctors say, has broken obsessed with the notion of his father However, everybody in the the­ House. One should not use them arms and legs. CUT TO: David being "unbreakable." So much so ater seemed to agree that the very last unless they know how. Dunne (Bruce Willis) on a train, and I - ..

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By Collin Souter the t ermination of Adam , who they Duvall, who plays Dr. Weir, Drucker's might be too intellectual for mass ·audi­ ly what to do in an action sequence? Entertainment Editor cloned by mistake when they really assistant, serves as the voice of rea­ ences. How come they never screw up? How meant to clone Hank. If anybody finds son, since his wife contracted a life­ Therein lies the problem: The film come these bad guys have such bad (**112) out about the two Adam's running threatening -il[ness as a result of the . has a lot of ideas going for it, but it gets aim? How does one become a hench­ Sometimes you go into a niovie around, Drucker's operation will be cloning: Casting Duvall sometimes bogged down by cliche action man? Does everybody in real life say knowing exactly what to expect on a shut down. gives a movie more dignitY than it sequences. Just as the story starts SOrJ'!ething funny after ·they kill a per­ purely superficial level. With The.6t'2_ Day has been mis-direct­ might deserve, but something tells me getting interesting, we get sidetracked son? Schwarzenegger's name at the top of ed by Roger Spottiswoode, who finds it The 6th Day had more going for it with standard action-movie problems: Haven't I seen you somewhere the poster, you can count on one of two necessary to interject the story with before the powers-that-be decided it How come the every man knows exact- before? things: Guns and explosions, or a occasional 60's-Batman-esque scene wacky high-concept comedy. · So, it transitions. Something like that works goes with his latest film, The 6th Day. for a film such as Charlie's Angels, but Here, we get the standard guns, explo­ here it feels about as natural a choice sions, Ah-nold as the evf:ry man trying as a commercial break right in the mid­ to set his normal life back on track, and dle of the car chase. pseudo-intellectual bad guys with _The film does have some terrific incompete_nt henchmen (plus one art direction. I loved the cloning labo- . hench woman) . ratory, where the full-grown fetus' hang It seems fitting that a movie about as dead bodies would on meat hooks Cloning would feel, well, familiar. It fells ·in water-filled tanks that seem to sur­ like a Xerox copy of other Schwartzee round the place. The bodies look truly films, such as Total Recall, Eraser, The eerie wheri we see them ~up-close Running Man, and True Lies. toward the end of the film. That also The film opens with facts straight reminds me of one of the funnier parts from today's headlines about the pro­ of the film, where Ah-nold buys a doll gression of cloning and the discovery for his daughter th.at looks, sounds and of DNA patterns. Then, we get the feels human, but there .exists such a · obligatory futuristic movie caption, creepy and vacant expression about it, "The near future .. . closer than you it looks like it should be an extra in think." Village Of The Damned. Furthermore, Ah-nold plays Adam Gibson, a it talks in 'a sort of monoto-ne like the helicopter pilot - with a wife ·(wendy twins from The Shining. Crewson) and daughter. One day, he One scene occurs in the middle comes home and finds an exact replica where a man tells .Drucker that his son of himself celebrating his daughter's will die soon of an un-curable illness. birthday. Next lhin·g he knows, hench­ Drucker tells him that he will be able to men try killing ·him, a car chase clone his son, and have him live a ensues, and Adam jumps off a bridge longer, more fruitful life. However, the and lives, a Ia The Fugitive. · man could go to jail for 40 years if any­ • With the help of his co-worker, body found out. This scene comes and Hank (Michael Rappaport, who goes, and we never hear about it 1 reminds me more and more of Donny again. But as it happened, I thought to Most with every movie), Adam tries to myself, "This would make an !Dterest­ find who set him up. lhe man in ing movie." charge of the whole cloning phenome­ The film works best when it tries non, Drucker (Tony Goldwyn), orders to dissect the ethics of cloning. Robert ''You Can Count On Mf!'' By Collin Souter hesitant to marry him . room. Instead, Terry reluctantly lets comedic timing. out on his mother. He keeps it inside Entertainment Editor Terry (Mark Ruffalo), has been his guard down and we learn his most Mark Rufallo has clearly hung until his mother can't stand it any­ drifting along on his own from place to vulnerable spot, and the subject he • out with the kind o( guys who smoke more. place, most notably Alaska. He just likes the _least: His own -self-worth. weed every day and avoid the deeper You Can Count On Me belongs got out of prison. He comes to visit Meanwhile, Sammy has a hell·of questions of life. He gets everything in the same category with the best Some movies earn the Highest with his sister and ends up getting a time at her day job with her need­ right. The stoner voice, the constant works of Cameron Crowe and James Rating (the four stars) for conveying a along famously-with ·her eight-year­ lessly stern and bullying boss, Brian rationalization of stupid actions, and L. Brooks. It has the perfect blend of deep, philosophical message through old son, Rudy (a wonderful perfor­ (Matthew Broderick). Tension rises the anger that comes out when the comedy through human behavior and original means (like, say, Dancer In mance by the latest -Culkin, Rory) . between them on a daily basis until, one who loves him most, Sammy, drama through human mistakes. It The Dark). Some earn the Highest Terry takes Rudy to a loud bar-and­ one day, they take their tensions out points out the slightest of his faults. has nothing cinematic about it and it Ratfng for exceeding the entertain­ grill for a late-night game of pool, and on each other, and an affair ensues. But we like Terry. He makes us laugh. doesn't try to be too deep or pro­ ment value without saying anything the bond between the two solidifies. Terry, a Catholic, tries to gain some We root for him to succeed in life, but found. It doesn't use James Newton deep or profound at all (like, say, The film consists mainly of daily spiritual punishment for her actions in we also get the sense that he won't, Howard or James Horner to yank an Chicken Run) . And some earn the struggles to get everything right one of the movie's funniest scenes, simply because he doesn't feel ~e emotion out of you. Lonegran knows Highest Rating just for hitting every between the three main characters where she casually asks her priest, deserves to. · these characters inside and out. He note perfectly, honestly and seam­ (Terry, Sammy and Rudy). Sammy "What's the church's feelings towards The scenes involving Rory has probably known them his whole lessly. You Can Count On Me falls leaves Terry in charge of picking up infidelity these days?" Culkin h.ave also been written with a life. Who knows what would have into that last category. Rudy every day from school. A sim­ One . word comes instantly to keen perspective on how kids happened had this film gone through . A-movie so _simple and wonder- ple task for most, but when you wake­ mind when trying to describe this film: behave. He hasn't been given any­ the Hollywood system of re-writes fully written, You Ca Count-On Me and-bake every day as Terry does, it Natural. Not a single line of dialogue thing cute to say. He just wants to and over-manipulation? tells the story of a brother, Terry, and can be quite the inconvenience. or nuance feels forced cir written. We believe the fantasy of his real father The· movie feels as natural as a sister, Sammy, who try to make ends _ The movie's oest scene comes basically spend 109 minutes watching (who left him years ago) as a good, conversation between two people meet as adults, 10 years after t!leir when Samrny brings a priest, played likable people try to make sense of decent pers-on. He learns later that who have known each other their parents had been killed in a car crash. by the film's writer/director Kenneth . their lives while making drastic mis­ his father wants nothing to do with whole lives. I can't find fault with it, Sammy (Laura Linney), a single mom Lonergran, over to "talk to Terry, a non­ takes along the way. Laura Linney him, and rather than have a tearful and it will most likely be o.ne of the 10 who works in a bank, lives in the believer in anything spiritual. We doesn't try for a career show-stopper moment. of realization, Lonergran best films of the year. house she had been raised in all her think the scene will end with Terry performance. She seems so relaxed keeps the character brooding and in life. She has a boyfriend, but seems having a fit and storming out of the in h~r part and she has wonderful denial. Culkin doesn't take his anger 10 the paper December 11 , 2000 • ~ ~ - - ~ \- { -

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Pace runs late on duti·es to disablity; . I ' - Harper students kicked to street curb

By Barrat Francescatti Township from 6:30 in the morning to a pace bus, ls by taking a train wheelchair lift b.reaks down in addition, argument could be made, that since Staff Writer approximately 5:00 in the evening. into the Palatine train station and from to taking into account the weather, and Palatine Pace is used to transport The buses arrive and depart Harper at there catch a bus that goes to Harper. the inaccessible' PalatiQe train station, many of Harper's disabled students, Harper College has a reputation a rate of two_buses per hour, every Most people would probably think this it becomes apparent why the 45- but a large number of non-disabled . for being one of "the best community hour throughout the day. Although does not sound too difficult However, minute wait at any time can end up to students as well. Harper could attempt colleges in the nation in terms of pro­ these buses are accessible to the dis­ because of the way that the Palatine be anywhere from 1 hour and 15 min­ to work with Pace for the purpose of viding a solid educational base for its abled there are many aspects of the Pace and the Metra schedules are laid utes to an tiour and a half wait for the adding more Pace runs in. and out of students. This education can be used system that make it a challenge _for out, a disabled student, or any student disabled person on a busy street or Harper. Adding more bus runs in and as the groundwork for achieving many every disabled individual who relies on for that matter, will have a 40 to 45 parking lot out of Harper could be a way of making goals from a student's desire to attend Palatine Pace for transportation to and minute layover between the time a Obviously, Harper college is not an off campus accommodation that a four-year University, _to a student's from Harper. However there are addi­ passenger gets picked up or dropped responsible for the weather patterns in would do a lot for the commuter night­ training and or education needed for tional hardships for those disabled stu­ off at' the . For a stu­ Palatine Township, or the inaccessibili­ mare that many Harper students are some of today's occupations. In addi­ dents who are wheelchair bound. The dent who is disabled that 45 minute ty of the Palatine train station to the affected by every day classes are in tion, Harper college,. for quite some biggest and most debilitating factor layover is considered the minimum disabled, and certainly Harper coliege session. time now also has had a reputation in associated with using Pace is tiie fac­ amount of wait time possible. However, is not responsible for ·equipment main­ the nation for being one of the stand­ tor_ of time. Not only would a disabled if a per~on considers how often pace is tenance problems on the Pace busses outs in terms of community colleges passenger have to contend with trying on. their schedule, and how often the in Palatine Township. However. the that are equipped with programs and to arrange a full schedule around services that make Harper more arrival and departure times of a limited accessible to the disabled student the number of Pace bus runs to and from · many other community collages in the Harper, but also the extremely unpre­ nation. _ dictable nature of Pace. The buses at Harper college is considered to _ anytime can be early, late or right on be one of the better community-based time but, if a student is n_ot waiting for college institutions with regards to pro- • the bus earlier then the, scheduled · viding accommodatiqns for those stu­ times, he or she will be left to stand or dents who are legally entitled because sit at the curb for the next bus, which of a recognized disability or impair­ can be an additional hour .or so of wait­ ment · Some of these accommoda­ ing time. The second tions include, .note-takers, recorded biggest difficulty is where to catch the texts, one-on-one tutoring and scribes ·bus. A disabled person must some­ as well a's others. Harper College has times travel great distances in order to also made accommodations to their catch the bus. This is because Palatine physical layout as w:ell. Harper's phys­ Pace service runs on a specific sched­ ical layout includes, Ramps, elevators ule in a specific area. If the student's and power doors., It is because of house is not on a street covered by the these accommodations as well as designated route, that person, disabled many others that provide the grounds or not, must ·get themselves to a loca­ for many educators and educational tion that a bus goes by in order to be institutions around th6' country to con­ picked up. In l]lany cases, this person sider Harper College one of the best is required to travel distances that can community colleges regarding accom­ range form several hundred years to modations for those college students several blocks, and .then wait for the with disabilities. bus on crowded town streets or park­ No one is questioning Harper ing lots, where there is little or no pro­ College's reputation for a solid acade­ tection from the weather and many mically based college_ institution. , In­ other outside dangers. addition, _no one is questioning Once a disabled person reaches Harper's reputation for well provided . the bus,. there is no guarantee that the accommodations for its disabled stu­ person will get on. This is because dents on campus. However, those are there is always a question of whether the key words, "on campus". What if or not the electric lift is functioning. If you are one of many disabled the driver cannot get the lift to operate Americans whom at a partiqJiar time, properly, the disabled passenger is. for whatever reason are unable to expected to remain behind until anoth­ drive yourself to and from Harper er bus can be sent for that passenger. College? F-urthermore, what if you are Many times this takes an additional 30 a disabled student and you reside in to 40 minutes of additional time for the another town instead of · Palatine? passenger. · For those disabled stu­ While it is the truth that Harper College dents, who attend Harper from has a variety of accommodations and Townships other than Palatine, these services for disabled stiJdents on cam­ students contend with the same diffi­ pus, getting on to campus is another culties iri completing the task of getting matter.· to and from Harper College as those Currently, the only public who live in Palatine, with one addition­ transportation to and from Harper's al problem. Since there is no regional campus is through Palatine's Pace public transportation to and from Bus Service. Technically the bus ser­ Harper college, the only method of vice is handicapped accessible:. transportation from other townships to These buses run throughout Palatine Palatine where a pass;mger can catch Adver tising Works!

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W-. A night of remembrance .with .e ...6.! By Gina Schiavo decision of what I wanted to eat. see Manson. of peopl•e's lungs. Also, as unusual as was not falling asleep. This technique LayouVPhoto Editor Like most restaurants, there is a I started getting pumped up since it may sound, the brand cigarettes that of thinking didn't work, since sometime waitress that comes to pick-up your · I thought it was time for the actual con­ the neighbor to the left was smoking between Palatine and Euclid I finally This last weekend, I had the drink .order. Well, the waitress we had cert. ·1 was wrong of course. We had was making me choke. This is ironic reasoned myself to put my head down chance to go see Marilyn Manson live. was a great magician (that night she to wait about half an hour until every­ just for the fact that I, myself am a for a second since my car had good I was ecstatic as well as.a little nervous mastered the art of disappearing for thing was set up and ready. . smoker and I couldn't even take the alignment. Nevertheless I jerked since it would be my first concert ever. . long periods of time). When she came I personally thought the first open­ ·smell. awake on the shoulder of the other I have heard every story in the book to get our drink order, being the person ing band that played was good, but the It didn't take me long to stop lane. That was no fun. about his type of concert. I am, I made my drink a difficult one. lack of enthusiasm within the crowd breathing through my nose and start to • The time was now about 12:30am l The night started by meeting up When I go QUt, I order grenadine and told me that they weren't as excited: breath through my mouth which and I all of a sudden was starving to cl with my friend, Mike, here at Harper. orange juice. In simple·terms-a virgin The second band, Cold, seemed to get . caused the problem of my inhaling death. Well; since I was in the car j When leaving from Harper, we had lit­ tequila sunrise. I am only 18 years old the crowd going more whil~ I on the great amounts of second hand pot already, I hit the Wendy's and ~ tle idea where the pavilion was located. and so I wasn't about to order anything otber hand was getting fed up with their smoke. Tacobell's late night window and

After a few wrong turns we made our alcoholic. AnyWay, the look on her face so-called music. I think the first song Anyway, the beginning . bands ordered pizza when I got home. :j• way to the concert. told me that she had no idea what I they sang is the one that ~ade me not came and went, and then came what Unfortunately, I didn't stay awake long j The ride there was, for the most was talking about. I nicely repeated like them anymore.· While three guys we were all waiting for. Manson him­ enough to pay for the pizzas and we J part, smooth and easy g.oing. We real­ the. drink back to her and told her that it played there instruments as loud as self. He was absolutely amazing. He found them frozen on our front porch .j ly didn't run into any trouble until we hit was like a virgin sunrise and that it possible, the lead singer was only made sure that he hit not 9nly his new the next morning. ..j the bottle neck after Cumberland Ave. should be pink. She nodded and mag­ heard on words such as "sh*t, f***, album, but .old favorites too. I am an Most people are probably won­ =l Soon after, we were off again. ically .disappeared. p***y" etc. This to me does not make a old Manson fan and so I know his older dering what happened with my par­ N9w we had to do the hardest . After some small talk and waiting, song, but noise and only noise. To add stuff more than the new. Unfortunately, ents. Well, my mom, who I live with, • J thing possible in· Chicago- park. the drinks came. Funny thing though, · to their musical arrangement, one of as the end neared I became a little less didn't seem very upset the next morn­ ..j Lucky enough there was a parking· my pink drink was more like the color the guitarist actually stood by a micro­ "there." I started getting really tired, ing. Actually, as I remember ,it, she

garage, and we were two hours early yellow and definitely didn't taste like phone and .screamed into it like a wild woozy, and incredibly dizzy. The only laughed at me. She may have thought ,j so there was plenty of.ro om. there was any grenadine in it at all. . I banshee. I think he was turning blue thought that was going through my that the small misfortunes of the night ,j Next task to complete was to get . ignored the strong taste and ordered from the lack of oxygen to his head. It head at one point in time was why the were entertaining, but I saw otherwise. food into our bellies. Typically, it would my food. also could have been the air ratio hell I wo.r~ white socks when I should I look back at that night and see a

be easier to grab McDonald's or When the magician came back to between oxygen and pot. have worn blue. Where that came lot of confusing events, but neverthe­ j TacoBell, but not tonight. We ended up get refills, I explained to her trat my I knew ahead of time that people from, I have no idea. The end of the less, it was a great concert, Manson ;;j eating at an Italian Restaurant with a arink should be pink and without the would be smoking more than ciga­ concert and the drive back to Harper is was awesome, and it only took me two '""' name I couldn't spell nevertheless pro­ tequila. She looked at me like a deer in rettes, but I was appalled by the smell. a bit of a blur since I was so tired arid days to feel great again. nounce. The restaurant was very nice the headlights. The only thing that she In front of me ther.e was a 40 year old dizzy. and fancy looking so I felt a little out of said was, "Oh no! I gave you the man who was smoking a one hitter I was at my car at about midnight place in my jeans and tank. I soon got wrong one?" while the children behind me where or so tasked with going home and mak­ over that feeling and was only thinking Getting on with the story, the food able to sneak in a. bong. Now I don't ing it alive. At this point I feli like some-. of the concert and what it would be like. was great, the waitress sucked and I _ know about other people, but it is a lit­ one bad beat my head in and peed on l Those thoughts were interrupted of now w~s a little queasy from the tequi­ tle frightening when the lights go off me. It was not cool. - j course when I had to make the lovely la. We made our way to the pavilion to and all you hear is the deep inhalation Going home all I could think about l ~ ~ oyola University Chicago's Mundelein ~.,.__,College offers the 2~2 Pa:rtners in Excellence Program. We'll help ·you apply your earned. credits toward ·a bachelor's degree at· Mundelein College. _ ·•

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By Brian Samuelson experimental than anything, a build­ the all-time single .season goalkeeper Staff Writer ing block season from which to leader Diana Ruiz, had 14 points on develop more in the following years, the game, and Becky Ford with 13. _Although the winter sports instead has actually ended up being · Ford and Ruiz added some inside have sprung up on the scene, the yea:r of the Hawk. strength.._as well grabbing 11 and 10 Harper still has two fall sports teams The football team has earned rebounds. Ford, Kristen Kwasniewski, that seem to not want to end their themselves a spot in their 17th ever and Audino all hit three pointers to add season as of yet. Our well respect­ post-season Bowl ·game. The Bowl to the Hawk lead which was only 30"27 ed football team going to yet anoth­ game will be held in Utah against Dixie ·at the -half. It wasn't until during the er Bowl Championship, along with a College as the Hawks attempt to second half that the Hawks gained pleasant surprise coming from our improve their less than satisfactory 5- their second wind running on a 40-14 determined cross country team in 11 c.areer Bowl record. The Hawks will massacre of the Kishwaukeeans. It their playoff bout, only emphasizes have quite a challenge ahead of them was also during this time that the both teams' desire to win. as they face ole Dixie, whose career · Hawks received s9me defensive help • Beginning with the cross country record in the- Bowl tournament is a in the form of Ford's five steals and team which was reactivated this stunning 10 wins and mere three loss­ Jestus' four. year after a twelve year drought es. This tournament will mark the first Unfortunately for our men's team without the sport, the coach can be time ever that the Hawks will have they,.had to open their season against quite pleased with the playoff played outside of the Midwest for a two division one schools. The men are . prospects he helped to create in Bowl game . .Long time rivals and Bowl currently 0-2 after a loss to Olive- • what he thought would be a "rebuild­ veterans Grand Rapids Community Harvey and a loss to Kennedy-King ing season." The Hawks now find College has participated in the Dixie 120-97 for the season opener. Despite themselves in their first ever trip to a Bowl twice before, once in '92 in a the loss, the· Hawks hung iri their national tournament, held in defeat over'Snow College and onc_e in against some difficult teams which they Levelland: Texas, on Saturday, '96 in · a loss to Dixie College. The must be glad are not in their division November 18. Harper will be repre­ Dixie Bowl is the fifth sponsored Bowl three. The Hawks have one thing sented by five men and five women game Harper has ever been associat­ working for them in their favor, the in their attempt -to bring home a tro- _ ed with. (The Pepsi-Cola, RC:: C.ola, opportunity to build astrong team . The phy in the NJCAA national CC finals. • Lite Cola, and the 'Midwest Bowl in Hawks consist primarily of freshmen The men and women will arrive a Minnesota being the other Bowls to with the exception of sophomore foot­ few days before the start of the tour­ boot.) The game is to be played on ball player Carlos Pettiford who will not nament to get better adjusted to th~ Saturday, December 2 at noon. be a'{ailable to participate in the sea- · change in the Texas climate. Iraqi If ever there were any doubters of son until December 5 after the end of natives Ahmed and Assad Alghazali, our women's basketball team not the football season." Freshman Bryan Greg Baluk, Muhannad Alansaari amounting to much this year after post­ Zyrkoski led the way for the Hawks in and John Franzen will - run for the' ing a 9-18 record tast season, think scoring 25 points, followed by Mark men while Tracie Thoele, Corrie again! Our ladies have shown they are Behrens 20 and four three-pointers hit Clarke, Susie Riemer, Michelle for real opening up with two victories at by both. Maurice Noethtich had 12 Grempka and Kristina Soukop will - the start of this season and a top-15 points and Aaron Stilts and Boris compete for the women's team. A national ranking in the NJCAA pre-sea­ Jasovic each added 10 in the Harper victory in this tournament would son · hoop polls. Adding experience loss. "We had a good effort to find out indeed be a great way to bring about with team work the Lamy Hawks where we are," last years assistaryt and -, recognition in this forgotten sport; opened the season with a 77-58 current head ' coach Rick Lima said of but nonetheless, the Hawks must blowout against Kishwaukee. Four the men. feel fortunate at how . well things Harper players were in double digits in turned out for them this year. A year scoring; among them, the leader Julie that was supposed to be more Audino with 17, Julie Jestus with 16, i

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