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▼ DRUGS Behind Miami-Dade County, Broward has Rep. Katie Edwards filed the bill. “I’m excited eyes when two 30-something Republicans the second-highest rate of new HIV cases in the about the enthusiastic early filing of HB 81, and dismissed her presentation on the subject. A POINTED MATTER country — a trend that is not being helped by an I look forward to working with Rep. Edwards “Unfortunately, some lawmakers need to WITH HEROIN AND HIV ON THE RISE, epidemic of heroin users who share dirty needles. and Sen. [Oscar] Braynon to pass this vital see more people infected with HIV and to have SOME SAY A NEEDLE EXCHANGE The Centers for Disease Control reported last legislation,” Tookes says. This is the fourth time AIDS rise to a level where it’ll be impossible to PROGRAM IS SO NECESSARY THAT month that heroin use has increased across the the 34-year-old representative has filed this ignore,” she says. “They need to see more heroin THEY’RE OPERATING ONE BEFORE country and across all demographic areas. Medi- bill. In the past three legislative sessions, it died use in counties outside of South Florida and IT’S LEGAL. BY JESS SWANSON cal professionals like Dr. Hansel Tookes, a medical in committee. But Edwards is not giving up. have it become a state-level issue. I’m trying very few months, a 25-year-old woman resident at Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami, “It’s very frustrating. I see in Broward to be proactive and get ahead of the game.” drives to Miami from Broward. She meets have been fighting to change Florida legislation the ramification of intravenous drug use on Edwards is not alone. Recently, the United with Carlos Franco, a 66-year-old retired and start a needle-exchange program that may law enforcement, families, state, and local Way of Broward has started researching the Edrug-rehabilitation specialist turned harm- not address the root addiction but would at least resources,” Edwards says. “It seems like a no- issue, meeting with stakeholders, and hold- New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm

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XX, 2012 XX, eases. Franco does the same in downtown Miami. pilot needle exchange program at Jackson Hos- ing electronic cigarettes to smokers or clean of Health — show people who go to a syringe The young woman declined to comment and pital, where Tookes works, and remove criminal needles to people who shoot up. Critics of harm exchange are five times more likely to enter ONTH eptember preferred not to give her name because if inter- penalties for people who pass out needles. reduction, however, say that such measures drug treatment programs,” says Dave Wallace,

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n September 19, 1914, Mac Klein was born to me: “We want to take the arm off.” I said, “You better It was nothing we allowed. They got kicked out instantly — just 49 years after Robert E. Lee’s army not be around when I wake up.” I do recall those words. when you saw behavior like that going on. We used to fired the last bullet of the Civil War and two Swanson: So, the story goes, he was on reconnaissance have a phone in the back, so if I had to call the police, they months into World War I. The Ford Model and saw a tank in the distance, either going toward them didn’t see me doing it. T was celebrating its sixth year on the road. or moving near the people on duty. The Germans on the Bonilla: There were drugs everywhere. I walked into OMiami Beach didn’t exist, and neither did chocolate chips tanks saw movement and sprayed the machine gun. Luck- the men’s room — there were three or four women and or penicillin. ily, it only hit him twice. two men breaking cocaine out of a thing that looked like More than a century later, Klein spends most days in the Klein: After close to a year in English hospitals, they sent a monster roll of cheese. creaky wooden office of Mac’s Club Deuce, the legendary me to Tilton General Hospital in New Jersey. Leaving the Klein: I enjoyed the thrill of the cocaine cowboys. I enjoyed South Beach bar he’s owned for 51 years. Saturday, Sep- hospital, I needed warm weather. I came to Miami Beach. the thrill of Miami Vice. The wonderful thing aboutMiami tember 19, he’ll throw his 101st-birthday party in the joint. Klein moved to Miami in the mid-’40s and soon became Vice, for the first time, people all over the world saw the town. What Mac’s Club Deuce has done in South Beach is a regular at Club Deuce. Two decades later, on February 3, They saw the beauty of the small hotels on Ocean Drive, with nothing short of a miracle. Miami Vice threw its cast party 1964, he purchased the bar. the pastels colors, with all the beautiful colors. here. Playboy named it one of the best bars in America. And Klein: When I bought the place, the owner died prac- Michael Talbott, who portrayed Det. Stanley Switek on Anthony Bourdain says it’s one of his favorite spots in the tically the same day my daughter was born. I came from Miami Vice: You know, the crew used to go down there. If tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C world. In a city that changes like an indecisive chameleon, the hospital to have a drink and celebrate the fact that I we were filming at the beach, after we wrapped, we’d go an island always for sale to the highest bidder, Mac’s joint became a father. There was a woman sitting in front of the to Club Deuce for cocktails. I’ve walked out of Club Deuce has remained a pristine, neon-lit paradise untouched by door, and the place was closed. I said, “What happened?” with the sun hitting me right in the eyes. outside forces. She said, “Mr. Harold, he died.” Honigmann: [Miami Vice] put in all the neon [in the A lot has happened in the Deuce’s 51 years. Some of the What attracted me to it? The people who were the bar] — that was part of the agreement. They filmed in there, chapters in this history book have faded away, and some customers of the Deuce were the people who came here but the neon would all stay when they were done filming. have been soaked in beer, rendering entire pages blurry and to work. They were basically working people. This bar Talbott: I have very fond memories. I’m sitting at the bar fragile. A fair number of its authors are dead or missing. reminded most of them of their hometown bar. — you know, it’s got that funky bar in there — and they’re Still, there are those who were there and remember — or like sweeping around my feet, but they never closed. And at least they swear they do. COCAINE, DON JOHNSON, AND it’s 5 in the morning. And finally some of the guys in the These are their stories. This is the oral history of Mac’s NEON LIGHTS: THE ’80S BOOM crew said, “Jeez, maybe we should go home now.” Club Deuce. In the ’80s, Miami Beach transformed from a sleepy town full Honigmann: Oh, [Talbott is] great. He’s a very nice man. of the elderly and working-class into the nation’s cocaine- Now Don Johnson, on the other hand, was a jerk. I remember WAR AND PEACE: trafficking capital when a pastel-clad duo named Crockett one time somebody wanted to take a picture of him and he THE EARLY YEARS and Tubbs turned the nation’s attention to South Beach. had, I don’t know if you’d call him a bodyguard, but whoever

Born on the Lower East Side of New York City in 1914, Mac Mac Klein: Believe it or not, in 1985 you were liable to was with him took the camera and exposed the film. New Times Broward-palm B each Klein grew up during the Great Depression. see somebody from the district attorney’s office sitting on Miami Vice filmed multiple scenes inside Mac’s Club Mac Klein: I was a cantor when I was a kid. I went to one end of the bar. You were liable to see a thief on the other Deuce, and when the series came to a close in 1990, the cast the Catskills in the summertime, and I used to sing in end. And the lawyer on the other end. And they didn’t even threw their wrap party at the bar. little Jewish hotels because they couldn’t afford enter- talk to each other. All on the same case. Miami Beach was Klein: They were my favorite, and I think I was theirs. tainment. When I went to high school, after the first six a thriving town. It had life. Crime has life. You can see that I had a different relationship with them

months of school, I had to leave. My father couldn’t afford Carol Honigmann, Deuce bartender from 1980 to 2010: In than everybody else had. The only place they wanted MIAMI NEW TIMES to send my older brother to school and me too. So I got the afternoon, it would have been mostly a lot of old, retired to have their goodbye party was this little bar. They a job for $15 a month in East Hampton, Connecticut, on guys who sat in the same seat every day and drank the same all worked behind the bar themselves. Don Johnson a farm. I worked for a whole year with one cow, a blind thing every day. They always had their routine. And then in got behind the bar, and I said, “Here it is. Let’s have a horse, and 3,000 chickens. And you know something? the evening, it would be a whole different story, because in party.” And we did. That was education. the ’80s, South Beach was kind of scary. Honigmann: It was extraordinarily busy. Michael Tal- In 1939, Klein was deployed to Europe for World War II. Klein: I used to lock the door. We had the cocaine cowboys. bott got behind the bar and was talking to people and being He was shipped to France and was among the first American They were killing each other on the street. But you gotta re- a gracious host himself. soldiers assigned to duty behind enemy lines. member one thing — thatMiami Vice, you had them exactly Talbott: It was wild. We took over the whole joint. Klein: I can’t tell you the things I did while I was in service. the same time you had the cocaine cowboys. So if you wanted Drinks were on Universal Studios, so I’m giving away

Ash Swanson, Club Deuce doorman since 2009: He was to do away with one, you’d have to do away with the other, be- booze like it’s going out of style. I’m sure Mac did very well S eptember behind German lines, like two months before the invasion. cause what good isMiami Vice without the cocaine cowboys? that night as far as profits. I don’t think he could keep up M ONTH He had to find tank positions, troop movement. It’s serious, Sergio Bonilla, regular: It’s hard to say [if I saw any of the writing down how many drinks I’m giving out. I think he

heavy-duty shit. And he’s told me this story twice of how actual drug lords]. Some guy drives up in a Lamborghini, was using just a pencil and paper. That night, if somebody XX–M he got shot. I think he’s got one or two Nazi Luger bullets and he orders everybody drinks and gives the bartender came up and said, “I’d like a Tom Collins” or a mixed drink 10-S in him. They can’t get ’em out. $100. How the fuck do you get that money? or a blender drink, I’d just give them a Scotch. I said, “We eptember Klein: I spent a lot of time in Coventry [England, the site Honigmann: I saw a few people snort cocaine off the bar don’t do mixed drinks. We don’t do blender drinks. What ONTH of a U.S. Army medical base]. I remember the doctor saying in those days. It was [a big deal] to us, but it wasn’t to them. do you want, an umbrella?” >> p8 XX, 2008 16, 2015

7 Happy Birthday, Mac from p7 DRUNKEN TALES Although Mac’s Club Deuce experienced a bump in business from its Miami Vice fame, the bar never went Hollywood. Through every era, Mac’s has maintained a reputation as a locals’ dive where anything could happen. Often, it does. Sergio Bonilla: I’ll say this, [Miami Beach

browardpalmbeach.com went] from a sleepy town to a party town because there was so much drug money, and the drug dealers had so much money that they would set up clubs. They didn’t know how to run them, you know what I mean? So they’d lose money in the place. So finally they brought in guys who manage clubs from New York here, and those guys ran the place. So that’s how it got to be a party town. It was brought up on drug money. Ash Swanson: There’s a bunch of things, a lot of rumors of people getting shot in the alley and coming in here. But one of them Photos courtesy of Melissa Burley was right after Hurricane Andrew, in ’92. So there’s a lot of construction people that come from all over the country who were sent to South Florida to rebuild it. So I guess this one afternoon we had two crews (once again, I was not here). It was like guys from Texas, An- glos, and some Latino, Mexican builders. Two sides. Words were exchanged, and I think the )YV^HYKPU Mexican guy picked up a machete, went over there, and almost whacked off the guy’s arm. `V\YWVJRL[ He turned around, and the guy went bam! Melissa Burley, bartender from 1995 to 2009: After Andrew in ’92, a lot of people came to repair homes and came from Georgia and all different places, working on stuff. It was a rough crowd for a while. A lot of money, a lot of cash, big drinkers. Swanson: The clientele here is perfectly mixed. Most of the locals like coming here. If they don’t come here, there’s a couple of reasons. Either they’re banned, because they got eighty-sixed, or something else. Burley: Sure, we’d eighty-six people, Top: An infamous attack-by-iguana inside the Deuce. The iguana survived. Bottom: A | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | STAGE | NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | PULP CONTENTS | NEWS | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE | MUSIC DISH FILM ART but you’d warn them and say, “Hey, 84... montage of Deuce regulars who have died, collected by a current bartender. 85…” We didn’t have a list then, but now they have a big list. Mostly you’d let people Burley: [I was there] by lucky happen- Burley: Tara was already eighty- come back. Sometimes you just need a stance. I had just gotten off work, and all my sixing herself but stopped long little time out. You’d have to piss off a bar- friends were sitting at the bar. My sister was enough to flash us on her way out. tender, and we have a lot of tolerance. in town, which is why there happened to be a Savage: What happens at the Swanson: It’s a great list. It just has camera, in those days before digital cameras. Deuce stays at the Deuce. the name and what they drink. It’s a full Honigmann: I can’t remember her name. The Broward-Palm Beach New eight-and-a-half-by-11 page on a clip- She was a transsexual. She had given some- STAR WATCH Times App keeps you connected board with a full two rows of all these body some money to get some drugs. And he The Deuce has always been a magnet for celeb- with things to do, places to go, and names, like “Bethany — gin and tonic.” never came back, the guy with the iguana. rities who found themselves in South Beach. up-to-the-minute news. Honigmann: Mac’s is like walking into the Swanson: He came in and he had this From Humphrey Bogart to John Travolta, bar in Star Wars because you never know iguana, like, for tourist pictures, with a leash dozens of famous faces have sat for a beer at who you’re gonna be sitting down next to. on it. So he came in, and all of a sudden a the curved bar — and discovered that their 0[»ZMYLL And everybody basically got along. We al- girl came in and asked him for her money. social status had been stripped at the door.

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM +V^USVHKP[[VKH` ways had the best-looking transvestites. She’s like, “You owe me fucking 40 bucks.” Mac Klein: Most times, they came in, Colin Savage, bartender from 1991 to 2011: Honigmann: He never came back with they had a drink, and that was it. They All the stories you heard about the drag the drugs, so the next time she saw him, and didn’t want attention, and we didn’t queens and the gays, it’s true. The Deuce he had the iguana with him, she grabbed the give it to them. Nobody would ask for bar was the only place where people could iguana by the tail and swung it around an d autographs here. And I made sure.

16, 2015 16, come out in drag and were not frowned at. said, “I want my money! I want my money!” Carol Honigmann: They could be [regular] Swanson: Every now and then, you’d Burley: “Tara, put the iguana down!” That people, and nobody would bother them. Matt be at the bar and some poor guy from was the funniest overheard line at the Deuce. Dillon, when they filmed There’s Something Ohio... and we’d be snickering away, go- Honigmann: She let the thing go sailing. And About Mary, he came in with Cameron EPTEMBER ing, “Look for the Adam’s apple!” it hit the cigarette machine, landed on the floor. Diaz quite a few times — really, really nice

10-S Honigmann: Guys used to say to me: Burley: Someone jumped into EMT person. He had a mustache for this movie, “Is that a woman, or is that a man?” And mode and tried to resuscitate it. Finally, and one of the regular customers said, “You I’d say, “If you have to ask me that ques- we could see the iguana breathe. know, that looks just like Matt Dillon, but he tion, then you should know the answer.” Swanson: It hit the cigarette machine. doesn’t have a mustache.” So he walked up EPTEMBER

S Scan this code to download, or Swanson: The other famous story, It just bounced off, and it survived. to him and said, “You really look like Matt search for “Broward-Palm Beach you may have heard about it: when the Honigmann: It was a big one. Dillon.” And he turned around and said, “I New Times” in the app stores. guy had the iguana on his shoulder. It was a pretty big one. am Matt Dillon.” He was floored. >> p10 8 browardpalmbeach.com | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | tage | a rt | Film D ish m usi C

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ews | pulp c y | N ews they could be [regular] people and not be studio with old-school analogs and guitar bothered. Nobody would bother them. amps in Little Haiti. Standing outside the Ash Swanson: Irvine Welsh actually in- Deuce, he told me: “You mind if I come cluded the Deuce in the beginning scene over and record some stuff?” I thought he of his novel Crime. Some detective is on was messing around, and about 30 sec- vacation and meets these two girls, and the onds later, he’s like, “No, I’m serious. Can adventure continues. It starts right here. you get a band together and we’ll jam?” ge | Night+ dA

A Irvine Welsh, author of Trainspotting: The That was a Friday night. Of course, I go t Deuce is more than a bar, even more than — home and call up everybody, all Saturday as Ash would say — “a way of life.” It’s one of afternoon basically. Only 17 people showed the last real slices of genuine Americana. The up. I sent my girlfriend over. She picked Deuce is the set of the movie that made every- him up and drove him to my warehouse. body of my generation want to go to America. He walked in and saw the drums, guitars, It’s precious. That was my homage to it. recording equipment, and he said, “Wow.” Trip Robinson, regular and yacht designer: He grabbed his guitar, and we jammed Dweezil Zappa was the bomb. He was sitting for, let’s see, he got there at 10:30 p.m. and right here. I was drawing one of my yacht he left, I wanna say, it was daybreak. designs. I was sitting right there. He pulled Klein: Would you believe that I forget up and said, “You want a drink?” This was all the stars who come in? Forgot them all. like four years ago. I started drawing, and he I was never awed by them to begin with. I said, “Wow, you’re talented.” He goes, “Lis- was less awed by them after I got to know | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art ten, I’m having a party back at my condo.” So them. They were just ordinary people — he bought rounds all night; he was buying frightened, frightened, frightened. When for everybody. And Moon [Zappa] was at the you’re on the top, there’s only one place to apartment when we got there later. He had go: down. So you’re frightened. I was never all his dad’s stuff — it was a fucking shrine. on the top, and I never cared about going

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | So everybody leaves, and I wake up on the down. It meant nothing to me. And espe- couch, and there’s a note on the coffee table cially at 100, you don’t give a goddamn about that says, “Trip, there’s eggs and everything in anybody. I can talk to the president of the there. This is how I like them.” So I make like United States the same as I’m talking to you. three dozen eggs and omelets and chopped Burley: We’re not catering to ham. He comes back with Moon. We all sit them. They’re still paying for their there and we just eat. He had a contract two drinks. They can just be people. months later under his dad’s estate, and I designed his 80-foot yacht. You can look it MODERN LOVE up right now — it’s called Moon to Stars. As Miami Beach grew richer and Mac Klein MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI

New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm Dweezil Zappa, musician: Not one ounce made it into a new millennium, a new face of this story is true. I have never been to launched the bar into the national spotlight. that bar. I don’t go to bars because I don’t In 2006, chef and TV host Anthony Bourdain drink. Never owned or stayed in a condo in featured the Deuce on his Travel Chan- Miami. Did not have eggs with that person. nel show No Reservations, calling it one of

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11 Happy Birthday, Mac from p10 Top: Mac Klein (right) meets a young John Travolta. Middle: Anything goes at his favorite bar. I’m sure you’ve seen that. the Deuce — even a drunken Superman And another person, what’s his name, with attempting to fly. Bottom: When celebrities the kinky hair... Guy Fieri. Guy Fieri said like Kat Von D (right) show up, they’re it was his favorite bar. Now I’ve got these treated like just another customer. two people who despised each other. It’s their favorite bar. What happened is that thing on their mind is death. The biggest

miaminewtimes.com Anthony Bourdain was bigger than him thing on my mind when I get up is life. What

browardpalmbeach.com and was able to give more publicity. [Fieri] can I do? I’m still looking to do different got mad. And I got stuck with Anthony. things. And I enjoy every moment of my life. Swanson: A lot of people were impressed Given Miami’s fickle nightlife scene and with the show because it was really well South Beach’s astronomical real-estate prices, done. It portrayed Miami in a unique way. Club Deuce’s long-term fate is uncertain. They went for the stuff not everyone goes Sergio Bonilla: I hope it maintains for. Imagine Condé Nast going into Little some of the flavor that was here. And I ts | o N te ts Haiti looking for oxtail soup. They’d be think it will. I mean, nothing is exactly shitting bricks with a security detail. the same. It’s way different from 1980, Klein: Now, Anthony Bourdain, I like. and in 2025, it’ll be a lot different. So it People call me from all over the world tell- moves on, but I hope the people who ing me: “You’re the only person who we come have enjoyed this place as much as ever saw on the Anthony Bourdain program I did and get as much out of it as I did. where he never opened up his mouth.” I Klein: I think 20 years from now, nobody in never gave him a chance to say a word. If Photo courtesy of Mac Klein the world can figure out what’s gonna happen.

ews | pulp c y | N ews you saw the show, you see that I started See, we live in a very unrealistic type of world. talking and it didn’t end until I ended. You used to get up in the morning, leave your Ron Sykes, tourist and patron: We dis- house, and know what to expect. Now you covered the Deuce thanks to Anthony get up in the morning, leave your house, you Bourdain. That’s the only reason we come haven’t got the least idea what to expect. down here [from Virginia Beach] — to The contractors who come in here are come here and to go to the Raleigh Hotel. building like crazy because there’s nothing ge | Night+ dA

A That’s it. Eat and drink and come to Mac’s. else to do with the money. You don’t get no t Klein: A few weeks ago, a man comes in interest for your money, so why put it in a with somebody. One person was from the bank? So what they do is they put it in the Beach, and he brings his friend and says ground... Everything is changing. But when this man is from Iceland. He came down to you’re in here, it’s the same as yesterday. It’s visit the Club Deuce and hopes he can take the same as last week, last month, last year. a picture with Mac. We take a picture. And Swanson: It’s one of those things that no- he says — you know what he says? “Your body likes talking about. It’s horrible think- name is on practically every bar in Iceland.” ing about your utopia going under. And you He says, “We drink and we say, ‘To Mac!’” know it’s going to happen, you know? It’s They have a picture of me on the wall there. like driving your favorite car or hanging out On September 19, 2014, surrounded by with your favorite dog — you can only have friends, customers, employees, and family, it so much; then it’s gone. Which is weird Mac Klein turned 100 years old. The party was to feel about a bar, because you’re not sup- | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art held at the Deuce, and drinks were $1 all day. posed to be here in the first place, technically Klein: You know something? I get calls speaking. You’re supposed to be out there from all over the world now, from people Photos courtesy of Melissa Burley riding a bike, being healthy, reading a book, who, when I was 99, didn’t know I was and being more socially interactive. But, alive. Just the idea of becoming 100 instead you know, this provides a lot for people.

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | of 99 — the amazing difference is that one Melissa Burley: Who knows? Anything year. At 99, they didn’t know I was alive. can happen, right? But Mac has been At 100, my God, they found out I can talk. able to maintain. We’ll see what hap- They found out I have a mind of my own. pens. It’ll be a sad day if there’s no Deuce Because you know where you’re sup- here. It’ll be a different Miami Beach. I posed to be at 100? I hate to tell you, but don’t come here that often anymore, but it’s the truth. But here I am. I’m the living it’s great to know it’s here. And it’s always example of what you shouldn’t be at 100. the same. It’s nice; it’s comforting. Larry Schatz, regular: On his birthday Irvine Welsh: I hope it stays two years ago, everything was 99 cents. exactly as it is. Forever.

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A and those plastic grocery bags that come with Is there a more benighted nation in the West- 15 to 17, and free for anyone 14 and younger. t an ironic graphic of a smiling dolphin jumping ern Hemisphere than Haiti? The region’s Timing chips are available if you preregis- over beautiful blue waves: If you’ve ever poorest country has suffered hardship, oc- ter online by 11:59 p.m. Friday, September pitched in on a beach clean-up, you’re likely to cupation, poverty, corruption, despotism, 11. Visit tunnel2towers.org. REBECCA MCBANE come upon any and all of the above. You are genocide, and natural disasters from its in- also likely to run into some epically breathtak- ception, and the 7.0-magnitude earthquake ▼ GEEK CULTURE ing nautical sights and inspired locals who re- that devastated the country five years ago is mind you why you got up at the break of dawn only the most recent reminder of this luckless THE DROID YOU’RE to volunteer in the first place. Making sure land’s tragic track record. For the past few South Florida waterways and beaches remain months, NSU Art Museum has been delving LOOKING FOR pristine and inhabitable is no small task and is beyond the permeating stereotypes and tidy Attention, all Stars Wars fans: If meeting one often more fun with friends. So after a decade rationales for Haiti’s destitution, illuminat- of George Lucas’ many characters is part of Bobby Lieberman’s solo beach clean-ups in ing visitors through its “From Within and of your slew of nerdy fantasies, then one of Hollywood, he is taking his mission to Fort Without” exhibition and the special events as- Tate’s Comics newest events is your dream | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | | music | dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art Lauderdale beach in hopes of broadening his sociated with it. The investigation continues come true. Tate’s Comics’ northern location, beach patrols. During the inaugural Fort Lau- Saturday with an Art Talk by Duke University in Boynton Beach, will allow visitors to meet derdale Beach Sweep, anyone can become a Professor Laurent Dubois, one of this country’s and take a picture with the real R2-D2 unit. (Do Beach Sweep volunteer and lend a hand be- preeminent experts on Haiti and the Carib- droids come equipped with selfie sticks?) The tween 7 and 11 a.m. at Fort Lauderdale Beach bean. Dubois will discuss his second book on astromech droid that is R2-D2, also referred Park (1100 Seabreeze Blvd., Fort Lauderdale). the nation, titled Haiti: The Aftershocks of His- to as the “thermocapsulary dehousing assis- From September on out, beachcombers will tory, which covers the past two-plus centuries ter,” is one of the most memorable characters gather on the second Saturday of every month of Haitian history, from the disorganization in every Star Wars film. Both C-3PO and for a routine cleaning. Students can receive that emerged from its historic 1804 slave R2-D2 assist Princess Leia, Obi-Wan Kenobi, community service credit. All attendees should revolt to the 2010 earthquake and everything Anakin Skywalker, and Luke Skywalker at bring sunscreen, water, a hat, and closed-toe in between — including a section on an ill- numerous points throughout the saga. Eng- shoes. Register at fortlauderdale.gov/volunteer, informed and tumultuous 20-year American lish actor Kenny Baker played R2-D2 in all or call 954-593-8501. TERRA SULLIVAN occupation of Haiti that bears discomforting six original Star Wars films. Baker is set to similarities to the United States’ recent inter- reprise the role in the seventh film, Star Wars: ▼ FOOD + DRINK vention in Iraq. Dubois will speak at 2 p.m. The Force Awakens. Children will receive free

NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW and sign books at 3. The event is included with comics and a ride in the Batmobile, while New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm BE A SOURPUSS museum admission, which is $5 for students, Star Wars merchandise is 10 percent off. Once upon a time, if you mentioned “sour” $8 for military and seniors, and $12 for other The Star Wars-themed event takes place and “beer” in the same sentence, the average adults. The museum is located at 1 E. Las Olas Sunday starting at 3 p.m. This will only be an American would have thought that was a Blvd. in Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-525-5500, hour long, so be sure to get there on time.

16, 2015 16, travesty. Since the craft revolution, American or visit nsuartmuseum.org. JOHN THOMASON Tate’s North is located at 801 N.

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17 ▼ Stage Mixed-Up miaminewtimes.com browardpalmbeach.com World Quirky, “primarily electronic” opera MelanchoLaLaLand ts | o N te ts coming to South Florida. BY FALYN FREYMAN uerrilla medical experiments, liquid porn, mandatory class war, courtesy executions, Courtesy of Joey Bargsten amateur spiritualism — these include “the mobs of enlightenment-chal- Live performance mixes with video. comprise the futuristic, dys- lenged Americans picketing outside its gates.” ews | pulp c y | N ews Gtopian realities of the characters in Florida With a background that spans the Miami Beach Cinematheque is such an Atlantic University media professor and academic, art, and corporate spheres, intimate space, says Bargsten, “there’s not composer Joey Bargsten’s experimental, Bargsten seems to draw from his own ex- really enough room to do anything [live] postmodern opera Anatomy of Melancholy. perience for inspiration, though the work with dancers, so everything that you see Completed in 2005 as an interactive, is decidedly more absurd, satirical, and in terms of dance has been prerecorded.” “do-it-yourself iPod opera,” the avant- warped than anything from real life. This performance of MelanchoLa- garde performance piece borrows its After receiving his PhD in composi- LaLand will have a larger emphasis name from an extensive 17th-century tion from the University of Iowa 30 years on live vocalists, who will interact mock-medical treatise by Robert Burton, ago, Bargsten taught at the University of with the video on the screen. which comically attempts to undress the Oregon, Georgia Tech, and other schools “There will be three live vocalists per- symptoms, characteristics, and treatment and also spent some time in the corporate forming on a kind of impromptu stage in of depression. In the theatrical world world — specifically, front of the screen, and they are trained of Bargsten’s Anatomy, life is cheap and at Coca-Cola and operatic or musical-theater singers,” he lived fast under the harsh scrutiny of “IT’S NOT THE the nonprofit Care. says. “So it is going to be a very unique style… hulking, obstinate political structures. SAME AS A org — all while com- It’s not the same as a play or a musical per If this all sounds a bit heady, PLAY OR A posing acclaimed se, but it’s more a blending of those.” well, that’s because it is. symphonic works The characters, actions, and music exist “It was a very arcane, esoteric sort of MUSICAL and building award- primarily within the video, which features performance-art piece,” says the FAU PER SE, BUT winning, idiosyn- a dance sequence from the Demetrius Klein professor, who was born and raised in IT’S MORE A cratic digital media Dance Company, based in West Palm Beach.

| Stage | Night+ dA | Stage | music dish film Art Iowa and has been teaching in the School BLENDING OF and music platforms. Audience participation, though prere- of Communication and Multimedia Stud- THOSE.” Perhaps Barg- corded, is another quirky element of Barg- ies for the past seven years. Now, with sten’s best-known sten and Zimmer’s new production. “The the backing of the Knight Arts Founda- work, his website Bad Mind Time, has been main character has a pet project where tion, Bargsten reinvents his vision of a described by Print magazine as “a charm- he’s asking very arcane questions to a focus multimedia opera in 2015 in the form of ing personal entertainment system where group,” says Bargsten. “There will be people

| MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | | ART | METRO | NIGHT+DAY | STAGE RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | MelanchoLaLaLand, presented live at Mi- Joycean puns and references to game shows who will be attending the opera as sort of ami Beach Cinematheque on Sunday. collide randomly in an idiosyncratic hom- fictional members of that focus group.” Written and coproduced with his life age to twentieth century art and pop cul- The overall performance is structured partner, Thea Zimmer, this latest work ture.” The site won the audience award at in two acts, separated by a short film inter- takes on new depth and dimension to in- the 2004 Stuttgart Filmwinter Festival for mezzo, Casual_Sex_Fridays, featuring estab- clude local singers and dancers interacting Expanded Media and has been presented lished mezzo-soprano Katharine Goeldner in a live mix with video, animation, and in Istanbul, Penang, Athens, and London. (one of Bargsten’s former students), who digital music adapted specifically with the Taking cues from an eclectic body of pre- has appeared at the Metropolitan Opera, the cinematheque’s unique setting in mind. vious work that also includes experimental New York City Opera, and the Lyric Opera “What Thea did was sort of develop the videogames and new-media ensemble proj- of Chicago, among others. The five-minute MIAMI NEW TIMES NEW MIAMI New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm narrative elements [of Anatomy of Melan- ects, the composition for MelanchoLaLaLand film depicts a woman working in a Melancu- choly] and make it much more accessible is “primarily electronic,” says Bargsten. ria office building who flees after an office and theatrical,” Bargsten says of the new “For the orchestral instruments and shooting. To evade the shooter, she hides opera. “[She] basically crafted an earlier vocalists, I use the software called Sibel- in a cramped supply closet as she attempts version of the opera that I had created but ius by Avid. It’s basic notation/production to piece together the events of the shooting

16, 2015 16, completely revamped it and gave the whole software. For the sonic part, I have used and the killer’s identity. With gun violence

XX, 2008 XX, piece a lot more of a narrative sweep — de- a bunch of electronic techniques. Most in and outside the workplace continuing veloped the characters, created action that recently, I’ve been building my own soft- to make headlines around the world, it’s a

ONTH would work well in the context of a video, ware instruments in Pure Data, which is pertinent if chilling addition to an already eptember and characters interacting with the video.” an open-source programming language.” sardonic take on our not-so-distant future.

10-S The production is a tragicomedy whose Bargsten and Zimmer produced a XX–M main character, Kenny Longtin, is vice presi- slightly different version of MelanchoLa- [email protected] dent of the global megacorporation Melancu- LaLand this past February at the Mi- ONTH MelanchoLaLaLand

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S drugs and drive-through self-pleasuring FilmGate Interactive Conference. The 3 p.m. Sunday, September 13, at Miami Beach Cinematheque, 1130 Washington Ave., pods. According to MelanchoLaLaLand’s of- performance in that space had a bigger Miami Beach. Tickets cost $12 to $15. Call 1818 ficial website, Melancuria’s target markets emphasis on live dancers. Because the 305-673-4567, or visit mbcinema.com. browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com

▼ Film “BLINDINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND METICULOUSLY ASSEMBLED.” —JEANNETTE CATSOULIS “A MOVING TALE OF SUPER Never Been More Her HUMAN PERSEVERANCE.” —THE PLAYLIST In Grandma, Lily Tomlin opens the heart of a righteous crank. BY STEPHANIE ZACHAREK | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | oung people are | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | the only ones who ever talk BELIEVE IN THE IMPOSSIBLE about growing old gracefully. A FILM BY JIMMY CHIN AND ForY those actually in the ELIZABETH CHAI VASARHELYI thick of it, the romance of that notion burns off pretty quickly, and wrinkles and creaky joints are the least of it: Growing old, gracefully or meruﬁ lm.com © SOUTHPORT MUSIC BOX CORPORATION otherwise, means becoming the person you were always STARTS FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11 meant to be, only more so. 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The movie now more than ever: Her granddaughter, (Elliott was recently seen in Brett Haley’s inti- gets off to a shaky start, working too hard Sage (Julia Garner), shows up on her door- mately magnificent comedy-drama I’ll See You to establish the unrepentant prickliness step, announcing she’s pregnant and needs in My Dreams, and he’s just as terrific here.) of Tomlin’s character, widowed poet Elle. $600 for an abortion. Sage is so ethereal-look- Elle seems not to care that she hasAr causedtist: (circle one:) AllAE: (circleour one:) ads, ART APPROVED But it gradually settles and deepens into ing you almost can’t quite believe she could pain — yet she betrays, in the smallest of something nuanced and moving, a character conceive a human child — with her halo of ways, that she does care. 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But watching Tomlin here, as a woman vicious one: The 70-ish Elle is calling it pile into Elle’s car, a who is 1,000 percent herself and could per- quits with a younger woman we quickly TOMLIN bumptiously elegant haps use a little dilution, I kept thinking of ascertain is her girlfriend — it’s the sort of BRINGS TART 1955 Dodge Royal that scene in Nashville — possibly its most breakup where, believing you know where (Tomlin’s own, bought beautiful — where Carradine sings to Tomlin a relationship is headed, you drive the GRANDEUR in 1975), in search of from the stage of a packed club. She listens, knife in farther and deeper than you need TO THE ROLE. the money Sage needs her face immobile but as f illed with feeling to, preemptively wounding your partner to solve her problem. as a cupful of tears. She knows that even if he more than he or she could ever hurt you. 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she’s been lazy about getting it published. are still in mourning for Violet, Elle’s long- went on. It was terrible. It was wonderful. XX–M Writing poetry is all about paring language time partner, Judy’s mom, and Sage’s other 10-S to the essential minimum, and we learn just grandmother: She died not so long ago after [email protected] eptember how good Elle is at cutting people down too. suffering through an illness. Grandma is a ONTH This is just the beginning of the tart, sub- multigenerational story in which men are side Grandma terranean grandeur that Tomlin, who has players, though they’re not completely neg- Starring Lily Tomlin, Julia Garner, Judy Greer, www.browardpalmbeach.com/adindex XX, 2008 Marcia Gay Harden, and Sam Elliott. Written

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Patience, and | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | Pistachios | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | The sweet and salty marry well at Dolce Salato Pizza & Gelato in Wilton Manors. BY NICOLE DANNA A simple mix of he heady aromas emanat- ingredients. ing from 2406 Wilton Drive are thick enough to cut with a CandaceWest.com knife. Sit outside long enough boast about double-zero flour but instead Salato menu apart from your average pizza or pass by too slowly and swear by a combination of Canadian and joint. Not calzone, not stromboli but a cross Tyou won’t be able to resist the tempta- American wheat, what Leonardo promises is between a sandwich and pizza. The ricotta tion to follow them to their source. better-quality than what you’ll find in Europe. cheese and spinach is the most authentic, That source is pizza, specifically pies baked “And the longer you let it sit, the better,” while the ham and cheese puts an Italian spin in a simple deck oven and topped with choice says Leonardo. “It’s what gives the yeast and on an American classic — mozzarella, pro- tage | a rt | Film dish m usi C meats, imported cheeses, vegetables, or ancho- sugar time to work its magic, so that when sciutto, and toasted rosemary laid out between vies. Once inside, however, another scent fills you eat our pizza, it’s easy to digest and two layers of dough, ingredients melded the air: the sugary perfume of fresh-churned doesn’t leave you feeling sluggish and tired.” between for a hybrid panini-esque take. gelato wafting from the display case in front. The daily product and overall consistency Gelato, of course, is the other half of These are the two main menu items owes much thanks to Burrell, who joined the the business. After 20 years, Leonardo that make up Dolce Salato Pizza & Gelato Baldis three years ago, considers himself the gelato man. in Wilton Manors. The sweet and savory when they opened “It’s what started everything for us here combination is nothing new for owners AT DOLCE Duetto. Together, in South Florida and helped us to make Leonardo and Silvia Baldi, who opened SALATO THE she and Leonardo the decision to move here,” says Leonardo. their new restaurant in June after relocat- DOUGH IS perfected the Dolce “I’ve been making my gelato the same ing from Key West several months before. Salato dough his way for the past two decades, and you Gelato — a soft ice cream made with milk PREPPED, cousin created, today won’t find anything else like it around.” and, sometimes, egg yolk — is Leonardo’s spe- PROOFED, preparing pies in a In making it fresh daily, Leonardo uses all cialty. In 2002, he immigrated to the United AND CODDLED simple deck oven. natural flavors and ingredients to prepare a States from Italy with his wife. Together, FOR UP TO 48 Each 16-inch pizza number of decidedly Italian flavors. There’s NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH they opened what Leonardo claims was HOURS. yields up to six slices — amaretto, an Italian staple; stracciatella, the New Times Broward-palm B each Broward County’s first true artisan gelato extra-large slabs that word for vanilla with chocolate chips; and shop, a small store located behind Fort Lau- fold under their own floppy weight. They’re bocce, a blend of hazelnut and chocolate. derdale’s famed Elbo Room where he sold loaded with a simple mix of ingredients, but The pistachio, also, is Italian in its own 24 flavors to hungry beach-going patrons. typically no more than three or four at one time. right. A muted moss-green color with a In early 2012, Leonardo and Silvia relo- “We don’t like [too many ingredients] in sharp, nutty flavor, it’s the best you’ll taste, cated to Key West with plans to open Duetto Italy,” says Leonard. “We want just enough Leonardo says. The nuts are imported from — their first attempt at marrying pizza and to experience the flavor, and that’s it. The Bronte, a city in Sicily that’s perched atop gelato — with a business partner. For three test: If you can taste it with your eyes closed a slope of volcanic rock, the only place in years, they ran the restaurant off Green Street and know what you’re eating, that is good.” Italy where pistachios grow. Expensive before selling it earlier this year with plans In Italy, there are many types of pizza, due to their limited production — the trees to re-create the concept farther north. explains Leonardo. The most com- bear fruit only every two years — they are Today, Dolce Salato is their private mon, according to the Northern Ital- hand-harvested, yielding nuts that are in- venture, a casual eatery where the family — ian native, is not Neapolitan but instead tensely flavorful, with a grassy aroma. including Leonardo’s son, Guisseppe, and a simple alchemy of dough, sauce, and “We make everything here the old- pizza maker Nikki Burrell — work tirelessly cheese that yields a thin, crispy crust. fashioned Italian way, from the pizza to

to deliver a short menu of specialty pies, foc- At Dolce Salato, you’ll find just such a pizza the gelato,” says Leonardo. “It’s noth- S M cacia sandwiches, panini, salads, and gelato. in La Margherita Classica, a familiar combina- ing fancy, but it’s what makes it good.” eptember ONTH Like the restaurant’s creators, the recipes tion of mozzarella, basil, and red sauce. The

have been imported from Italy. Leonardo’s cheese is procured locally from an artisan [email protected] XX–M cousin, a pizza chef in his hometown of To- cheese monger in Pompano Beach. The sauce 10-S is a family recipe perfected for use on pizza, a rino, spent several months in Key West help- Dolce Salato Pizza & Gelato eptember ONTH ing him perfect the dough, sauce, and style. thick velvety blanket that bakes atop the dough 2406 Wilton Drive, Wilton Manors. Hours The result is a thin, crispy crust with just a and sloughs off the edges in pulpy clumps are 11:30 a.m. to midnight Monday through touch of chew, strong enough to withstand when you fold it. Before serving, the pie is Wednesday, noon to 1 a.m. Thursday and Friday, XX, 2008 and noon to 3 a.m. Saturday and Sunday. Call the weight of fiery-red tomato sauce and given a healthy drizzle of olive oil, and — if you 16, 2015 954-463-7677, or visit dolce-salato.net. thick helpings of homemade mozzarella. request it — a sprinkling of fresh-grated Parme- The key, says Leonardo, is to be patient. At san cheese and a single thin sheet of prosciutto. Dolce Salato, the dough is prepped, proofed, However, it’s the stuffed pies, an Italian La Margherita Classica $18 Lombarda $18 and coddled for up to 48 hours. No secret to specialty made here the way you’ll find them Ham and cheese stuffed (pie slice) $3.75 the ingredients here either. The chefs won’t in Leonardo’s homeland, that sets the Dolce Gelato (medium scoop) $3.75 2121 A gorgeous-looking beverage. browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com ts | o N te ts

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▼ OPENINGS/CLOSINGS TRADER JOE’S FORT LAUDERDALE ANNOUNCES DATE Trader Joe’s, the tropical-themed grocer that specializes in wallet-friendly food items and GMO-free products, has announced an opening date for its newest Broward location. Trader Joe’s Fort Lauderdale, located at 1590 N. Federal Highway, in the 1600 NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | | CONTENTS | PULP | NEWS NIGHT+DAY Commons shopping plaza, will open at 8 a.m. Thursday, October 15. So far, details on opening-day celebrations haven’t been released, but expect samplings, par- ties, music, and complimentary leis. The Fort Lauderdale store opens right on the heels of another Broward location. Trader Joe’s will open a 9,300-square-foot store in Davie at Tower Shops (2296 S. Uni- versity Drive) on Friday, September 25. The Fort Lauderdale store, the 17th Trader Joe’s in Florida, will be about 10,100 square feet of goods, featuring unique items like Speculoos Cookie Butter, Two Buck Chuck wine, and Trader Jose beer, imported from Mexico. The store carries an extensive lineup | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | FILM | ART | STAGE | | STAGE | ART | MUSIC DISH FILM of domestic and imported foods and beverages as well as everything from doggy cookies to greeting cards and fresh flowers — all at prices lower than the usual trip to a boutique grocer. The Monrovia, California-based company provides lower prices by offering more than 3,000 items under the Trader Joe’s private-label family, which includes Trader Ming’s fried rice, Trader Giotto’s olive oil, and Trader Joe’s own cereals. The items, purchased directly from the manu- facturer, are also free of artificial flavors and preservatives, synthetic colors, MSG, ge- netically modified ingredients, and partially hydrogenated oils (artificial trans fats).

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doubt that it remains a force to reckon with. browardpalmbeach.com It’s also quite a hyphy number, as the kids say. ▼ Music “Somebody Get Me a Doctor”: Another cut from arguably the best album in the discography, Van Halen II, this one will be interesting to catch live, as it features some of the wildest vocalizations David Lee Roth ever unleashed in You Ought its recorded form. We’re curious to see how Di- amond Dave handles this number’s squeals and squalls live with his current vocal limitations. “I’ll Wait”: to Know This is a really weird choice | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days | for the band, as it’s a midtempo track from | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | Van Halen: The latest the synth-era album 1984 that relies almost gossip and the deepest entirely on a sonic bedrock of synthesiz- ers, save for one of Eddie Van Halen’s most cuts. BY DAVID BADER melodic guitar solos ever. However, Eddie ou may have heard that the has written a full guitar part to play for this greatest rock ’n’ roll band to song live, and we’d watch it for that alone. ever exist, Van Halen (duh), “Dirty Movies”: One of the most ani- is on tour again and has been mated (if sleaziest) Van Halen songs of all decimating venues around the time, “Dirty Movies” is a testament to the countryY for the lion’s share of the summer. subtle side of Eddie Van Halen’s guitar The promotional powers that be have prowess/genius, with its languid, grace- deemed South Florida — generally starved ful, melodic lead line, void of any of Ed- for A-list shows of this nature due to its die’s speedy pyrotechnics. Somehow, it distance from the rest of the continent Kevin Winter sounds as if Eddie’s guitar is stripping along (and society, really) — due for an opportu- in 2006, when the kid was 16 years old. We’re Might as well jump. with the song’s unfortunate subject. nity to dance the night away and experi- stoked to see Van Halen on the road again! “Romeo Delight”: One of the most dynamic ence a loss of control with Eddie, Alex, We’re stoked to see them firing on all cylinders! help you look like a real fan by going over a songs in the entire Van Halen discography, Diamond Dave, and, um... Wolfgang. And the truth is Wolfgang, now age 24, has few of our favorite Van Halen deep album this track, pulled from Women and Children tage | a rt | Film D ish Music Now, we’re trying to keep things positive done some good for team Van Halen beyond obscurities that have been making set ap- First, is an absolute corker that sees Roth here. We’ll ignore the completely unnecessary holding down the post that rightfully belongs pearances recently. Don’t forget to brush up at his most exuberant, Eddie at his most and venomous tirade Eddie Van Halen went on to Michael Anthony. As a matter of fact, Wolfie on those lyrics, and restring your air guitar. technical, and has the built-in potential in the press earlier this year regarding former has been responsible for coming up with “Light Up the Sky”: The band has recently for some insane, improvised instrumental bandmate and well-documented nice dude the band’s set lists since he joined the group, been opening its shows with this high-octane athletics with its big instrumental breaks. Michael Anthony. (“Every note Mike ever and the sets on this particular tour have been romp off of Van Halen II, and we feel it’s an played, I had to show him how to play,” EVH absolutely brimming with killer deep cuts. absolutely perfect opening statement for the [email protected] said. “He’s not a singer. He just has a range from In preparation for the impending Van current iteration of Van Halen. Between the Van Halen hell.”) We’ll give a pass to the blatant nepotism Halen bacchanal at the former Cruzan big vocal harmonies, a hyper-speed guitar solo, 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, September 15, at Perfect Vodka that placed Wolfgang Van Halen (an innocent Amphitheatre, now known as the Perfect and even a drum break, this track has every- Amphitheatre, 601-7 Sansbury’s Way, West Palm party, of course) in Anthony’s former place Vodka Amphitheatre, we thought we would thing necessary for VH to assert beyond any Beach. Tickets cost $38 to $175. Visit ticketmaster.com.

tive bump in activity and good vibes. There is al- Of course, local acts submit songs as well. could, but we really, really need a national Pure Honey ways good and bad. Things are generally pretty You have the upcoming four-year anniversary brand or two like Red Bull, Heineken, Perfect New Times Broward-palm B each Steev Rullman finds all the good right now. Hoping to see a solid spark soon. show for PureHoney; any thoughts on ever having Vodka, or Converse to take the back cover NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH Are you ever disappointed? a PureHoney festival in the same vein as Pitchfork? or sponsor our event listings. It’d be really sweet stuff in the South Well, it’s going to be what it’s going to be. Yes, but that will require a solid sponsor, a nice to receive a grant as well or meet a su- Florida music scene. That’s due to the diversity and the transient mysterious, silent benefactor, or at the very least perkind arts benefactor with pockets deeper BY ANGEL MELENDEZ nature of the [scene]. By diversity, I don’t a Knight Foundation grant to get the ball rolling. than Jack Handey. A few more local venue mean just the ethnic nature but also the age Tell me about the anniversary show: How ads would be great too. Maybe we should e’s booked countless shows, in pretty differentials — we’ve got a lot of older people did you decide on the participating bands? partner with a larger existing publication. much every South Florida music venue, down. The transient nature — there are a A.J. Davila [y Terror Tell me about the record label, current and defunct. He’s hosted a lot of people that come and go in Florida. It Amor] came through Camp Thunderbee Records. Why did Hradio show, promoted bands, co-owned a makes it difficult. A lot of young people grow “THE VERY an agent friend. It you decide to get into that game? record shop, and most recently, established up and go away to college; they don’t stick NATURE OF [their tour] was going Games are fun. CTR isn’t a primary focus. It’s a label, Camp Thunderbee Records. He also around here. We’re not really a college town. FLORIDA AND to be around the time more of a freshly planted seed that could exist in started a local music website — The Honey- It’s gotten to be a little more college-town-y THE TYPES as the anniversary reality one day. Right now, I need to find a job... comb, then PureHoneyMagazine.com — and over the years, but it’s not like you’re sitting OF PEOPLE party. I like having a You know, baby steps. I’ve taken a lot of baby manages to regularly put out a fold-out printed in the middle of the country, where the scene MAKE FOR solid, touring opener steps. [laughs] There’s no money to be made in

zine with collectible posters. Damn. Steev kids are gravitating toward a central area and for it. The locals I the record label business. It’s just one of those S M A DIFFICULT eptember Rullman has done a lot in two decades. But people can come from all the way around. SCENE.” chose based on... I things you do for fun. Like a lot of people do art ONTH the good man took a break from the hustle When you first began your music blog, The try and get a little and they don’t get paid for it. A lot of bands cre-

to chat just before PureHoney’s upcoming Honeycomb, in 1998, what was the goal? something from each county. Plus, I try to book ate music; they don’t make any money doing it. XX–M fourth anniversary jam at Respectable Street: Turn people on to music and bands that stuff I really want to see. Chaucer and Kremlin Are you happy doing all of this? 10-S

New Times: What does a day in the fly below the radar, share local events info, and Cog Nomen are three of my favorite bands Most of the time. [laughs] It beats having a real eptember ONTH life of Steev Rullman look like? support the South Florida community. right now, so that’s why I chose those three. job. I’ve had real jobs on and off over the years, but

Hmmm. That’s top secret. [laughs] Where do you get most of your music intel? How does a free and independent pa- we’d all prefer to do the things we like to do, right?” XX, 2008 It’s hard to say. Every day is different. Playlists are mostly generated from new per like yours manage to thrive in the cur- Pure Honey Four-Year Anniversary Jam 16, 2015 You’ve been around the South Flor- bands I come across online, usually through rent economy of print journalism? Featuring A.J. Davila y Terror Amor, John ida music scene for almost 20 years; Last.fm. They have a lot more “undiscovered” [laughs] Credit-card debt, basically. I Ralston, Cog Nomen, Chaucer, Kremlin, Milk what is the current state of affairs? content than the usual sources. We also share wouldn’t necessarily say “thrive.” We have been Spot, Pocket of Lollipops, and Sweet Bronco. 8 p.m. Saturday, September 12, at Respectable Street, 518 Everything is cyclical. Historically it seems to songs from bands that are affiliated with festi- in the black from day one, but that income Clematis St., West Palm Beach. The show is for me that every three to five years, we see a posi- vals who purchase our large fold-out posters. doesn’t cover living expenses. It definitely ages 18 and up. Visit purehoneymagazine.com. 2525 | MUSIC PREVIEWS | Feel the beat and ▼ Music Zappa Plays Zappa get off your seat! 7:30 P.M. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, AT THE CULTURE ROOM, 3045 N. FEDERAL HIGHWAY, FORT LAUDERDALE. follow us at TICKETS COST $28. VISIT TICKETMASTER.COM. browardpalmbeach.com

browardpalmbeach.com For most kids, the idea of emulating their BrowardNTStreet dad sounds about as appealing as having a tooth pulled — without the benefit of novocaine. But if your father was Frank Zappa, one of the most prolific musicians of all time, you might recognize that there’s a legacy to live up to. That’s the case with Dweezil Zappa, a man who’s spent most of his life in the shadows of his famous father. Not that they played music together a lot. Growing up, he played onstage with his dad’s band a few times, and they’d only oc- casionally play at the house. Still, his dad’s music made an indelible impression on him and instilled a responsibility to intro-

ts | N te ts | pulp Co y | N ews duce it to a new generation that might not have heard it when the elder Zappa — who died of prostate cancer in 1993 — was still Doyle Bramhall II: alive. After his father’s death, Dweezil im- Lots of cred.

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ge | guitar, put a band together, and rehearsed certainly a time of year destined to have Doyle Bramhall II A 8 P.M. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, AT CULTURE ROOM, 3045 t the material for two and a half months you feeling “some type of way.” That senti- before taking the group out on the road. ment is no stranger to Rich Homie Quan, N. FEDERAL HIGHWAY, FORT LAUDERDALE. TICKETS COST “It was a huge challenge for me to try to the Atlanta-born MC who made a name $20. CALL 954-564-1074, OR VISIT CULTUREROOM.NET. learn to emulate his playing,” he says. “Our for himself with the radio smash “Type If you’re ever in doubt of an artist’s credibility, similarities are small of Way” back in 2013 and who has been take a close look at the company he keeps or, as far as technique climbing the charts recently due to catchy, more importantly, the company that keeps “I WANTED goes. He played in a idiosyncratic singles like “Flex (Ooh, Ooh, him. While guitarist and producer Doyle A YOUNGER way that was natural Ooh),” off his latest mixtape, If You Ever Bramhall II’s credibility has never exactly GENERATION to him but totally Think I Will Stop Going in Ask Double R. been on trial, we do believe it’s time for the unnatural to oth- Maybe that’s why the organizers at Scream dude to really get the fanfare and credit he TO DISCOVER ers. My technique is Nation have selected Quan to headline the deserves as a contemporary guitar hero, THAT MY more fundamental. I Back 2 School Fest tour, a blowout bring- which has surely been a long time coming. FATHER’S have more of a heavy ing together established hitmakers and The unfortunate reality is that Bramhall rock edge to my the best and brightest up-and-comers has spent the lion’s share of his career oper- dish | film | Art | s | music dish film Art | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | ART | | | NEWS NIGHT+DAY STAGE | PULP | CONTENTS | MUSIC IS NOT NOSTALGIA.” playing, and he had in hip-hop and R&B. The tour comes to ating as a foil for some of the most revered more of a legitimate the BB&T Center in Sunrise on Friday. guitar heroes and rock stars of all time — most old-school blues background. In the last Quan may be headlining the bill, but notably Eric Clapton — and it’s tough to ten years, I’ve adapted and learned to guide he’s far from the only talented act. Mil- stand out amid the hero worship his bosses my playing based on my dad’s principles.” waukee-bred K Camp, best-known for generally command. Though most Clapton From the beginning, Zappa says he’s his 2014 single “Cut Her Off” featuring 2 cognoscenti are well aware of Bramhall’s ex- been on a mission to keep his father’s Chainz, will also be performing. Both had ploits and abilities, he absolutely deserves far music — which jumps from rock to jazz initially followed trajectories in sports, more attention than he receives. As a guitarist, to classical to areas that defy categoriza- with Quan playing baseball and K shooting Bramhall is one of the most gifted bluesmen tion — alive and relevant to the younger hoops, but they found their true callings of his generation and, in our opinion, the true audiences that come to his concerts. in the studio. For Quan, it took a stint in heir to the Texas blues throne that formerly “I wanted a younger generation to dis- jail to help him realize his full potential. belonged to Stevie Ray Vaughan (whom Bram- cover that my father’s music is not nostalgia A 15-month sentence “really sat me down hall’s father frequently collaborated with). or novelty music,” he says. “It’s music from and opened my eyes,” the young artist Bramhall has also played the role of the future that is largely undiscovered and explained in XXL magazine in 2013. Roger Water’s lead guitarist (read: a worthy NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH BROWARD-PALM TIMES NEW New Times Broward-palm B each New Times Broward-palm underappreciated. There is stuff in his Joining Quan and K Camp on the Back replacement for David Gilmour) and has catalog that is 50 years old and is still ahead 2 School stage are up-and-coming acts like been selected to perform on the high-profile of its time as far as songwriting and pro- Justine Skye, Jacquees, and Diggy. Scream Experience Hendrix tour alongside some duction goes. So it is very gratifying when Nation CEO Michael Mauldin said in a tour of the most important guitarists alive to people show their appreciation for our ef- announcement that he’s “always been a pay tribute to the legend of Jimi Hendrix.

16, 2015 16, forts. Like all of my dad’s music, there’s still champion for the next generation of artists Bramhall is currently working on a highly

XX, 2012 XX, nothing that sounds like it.” LEE ZIMMERMAN and the next generation of leaders.” True anticipated new solo album but will be tak- to his word, the company has partnered ing a break to do some touring with his solo

ONTH Scream’s Back 2 School Fest with the Boys & Girls Clubs of America to group this month, and South Florida has the eptember FEATURING RICH HOMIE QUAN, K CAMP, JUSTINE host competitions at cities the tour stops in, good fortune to have been granted an op-

10-S SKYE, JACQUEES, DIGGY, ELIJAH BLAKE, RAWYALS, wherein high school marching bands will portunity to see the man rip it in the flesh at XX–M T-WAYNE, ANTHONY LEWIS, CHRIS MILEY, 4EY, face off for a chance at being a Back 2 School the Culture Room on Friday — a show not to STAR MIC, AND OTHERS, ON FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER opening act. It’s a sign of appreciation of the be missed! If you’re not willing to take our ONTH

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S TICKETS START AT $30 ON TICKETMASTER.COM. engaging, bringing young talent together word of Bramhall’s famous bosses. DAVID BADER Ahh, back-to-school season. For kids tak- with hitmakers in an effort to inspire the 26 26 ing classes and teachers giving lectures, it’s hip-hop talent of tomorrow. DAVID BENNETT [email protected] | CONCERTS & CLUBS | themontereyclub.net. browardpalmbeach.com browardpalmbeach.com Stromae: 8 p.m., $26-$46. James L. Knight Center, 400 SE Second Ave., Miami, 305-372-4634, jlkc.com. ▼ Music The Wildfire Band: This event is minors under 21 with parent or legal guardian, 8 p.m., $10. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Club and concert listings are free and rotate in print. Find more at BrowardPalmBeach.com/music. To list your act, SUNDAY, SEPT. 13 email [email protected]. Call club listings editor Laurie Charles at 305-571-7549. 5 Seconds of Summer: Rock Out With Your Socks Out Tour with Hey Violet, 7:30 p.m., $25-$69.50. Perfect Vodka Amphitheatre, 601-7 Sansbury’s Way No. 7, West Palm Beach, 561-795-8883, CONCERTS FOR THE WEEK ticketmaster.com. | Contents | pulp news | n ight+Days |

Christopher Titus: 18 and over, 7 p.m., $25. Palm Beach Improv | MUSIC | DISH | FILM | NIGHT+DAYSTAGEART | | | NEWS | PULP | CONTENTS | THURSDAY, SEPT. 10 at CityPlace, 550 S. Rosemary Ave. Ste. 250, West Palm Beach, 561-833-1812, palmbeachimprov.com. Best Coast: With the Lovely Bad Things. Presented by Poplife., 8 p.m., JE Double F: With Sleep Beggar, Satanic Turd Worship, Montage, and $20-$25. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, Euro-Asia, 9 p.m., $5. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, grandcentralmiami.com. 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. DWHAS: 10 p.m., Free. Shade Post, 16 NW 1st St., Fort Lauderdale, 954-874-4160, shadepost.com. MONDAY, SEPT. 14 FAU 8th Annual Fall Bonfire Concert: With Hollywood Undead and Artikal Sound System, 9 p.m., $10. Florida Atlantic University, 777 Jazz Jam: With the Fernando Ulibarri Group, the Mike Wood Trio, Glades Road, Boca Raton, 561-297-3000. and surprise guests. Out on the patio stage it’s open mic with the Fireside Prophets: With the Holidazed., 9 p.m., $6. Funky Buddha Theatre De Underground., 9 p.m., Free. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE Lounge, 2621 N. Federal Highway, Boca Raton, 561-368-4643, 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. thefunkybuddha.com. Panic Disorder: 8 p.m., Free. Murphy’s Law Irish Pub, 1 Seminole Way, Scarecrow Jenkins: With Fill Ryot. Presented by Flaunt, 11 p.m., cover Fort Lauderdale, 954-791-4782, themurphyslaw.com. charge. Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-832-9999, respectablestreet.com. TUESDAY, SEPT. 15 Zappa Plays Zappa: 7:30 p.m., $28. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. SayWeCanFly: With Wind in Sails, Sounds Like Harmony, and Casey Bolles, 6:30 p.m., $13. Culture Room, 3045 N. Federal Highway, FRIDAY, SEPT. 11 Fort Lauderdale, 954-564-1074, cultureroom.net. Van Halen: With the Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band, 7:30 p.m., $18- AJ Davila y Terror Amor: With Booty & the Browns, Party Flag, $143. Perfect Vodka Amphitheatre, 601-7 Sansbury’s Way No. 7, Antifaces, and Male Model. Presented by Cheap Miami Records. West Palm Beach, 561-795-8883, ticketmaster.com. tage | a rt | Film D ish Music Sponsored by Jolt Radio and Purehoney Magazine, 10 p.m., $10. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 16 churchillspub.com. Ajeva: With Sawgrass Express., 9 p.m., $7. Funky Buddha Lounge, 2621 N. Ben Prestage: This event is minors under 21 with parent or legal Federal Highway, Boca Raton, 561-368-4643, thefunkybuddha.com. guardian, 8 p.m., $5. The Funky Biscuit, 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Crookers: 10 p.m., $17. Stache 1920’s Raton, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Drinking Den, 109 SW 2nd Ave., Fort GET OUR FREE APP Thee Oh Sees: With Jacuzzi Boys, Lauderdale, stacheftl.com. SCAN THIS CODE WITH YOUR Wastelands, and DJ Mr. Brown, 9 p.m., Eric Culberson: This event is minors iPHONE OR ANDROID $18. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., under 21 with parent or legal guard- FOR MORE CONCERTS Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. ian., 9 p.m., $10. The Funky Biscuit, OR VISIT: browardpalmbeach.com William Kimball and the Hit Show: 9 303 SE Mizner Blvd., Boca Raton, p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, 561-395-2929, funkybiscuit.com. Jupiter, 561-747-8878, guanabanas.com. Music Under the Stars: 7 p.m., Free. The Great Lawn, 50 NE 2nd Ave., Delray Beach, 954-769-2006. Purity Ring: Another Eternity Tour with Hana., 8:30 p.m., $22.50-$25. EARLY WARNINGS The Fillmore Miami Beach, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 305-673-7300, fillmoremb.com. SEPTEMBER Roots Shakedown: Blueline Warrior Challenge kick-off party., New Times Broward-palm B each 9 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, 561-747-8878, The Calm: Presented by Flaunt, Thu., Sept. 17, 11 p.m., cover charge. NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH guanabanas.com. Respectable Street, 518 Clematis St., West Palm Beach, 561-832- Scream “Back 2 School” Fest 2015: With Rich Homie Quan, K Camp, 9999, respectablestreet.com. Justine Skye, Diggy Simmons, Twayne, Elijah Blake, Jacquees, Kelly Clarkson: Piece by Piece Tour with Pentatonix and Eric Anthony Lewis, Rawyals, Chris Miles, and 4ey the Future, 7 p.m., Hutchinson, Thu., Sept. 17, 7 p.m., $15-$99.50. Perfect Vodka $25.25-$85.25. BB&T Center, 1 Panther Parkway, Sunrise, 954- Amphitheatre, 601-7 Sansbury’s Way No. 7, West Palm Beach, 835-8000, thebbtcenter.com. 561-795-8883, ticketmaster.com. Sono Dynamo: Soda Stereo tribute concert, celebrating the most Dony Felix & Belo: Presented by the TroubaJazz Summer Series, influential rock band in Latin America in honor of Gustavo Cerati Thu., Sept. 17, 8 p.m., $25. Fusion Cafe, 15531 Sheridan St., Davie, on the anniversary of his death., 9 p.m., $20. Grand Central, 697 954-252-9008, fusioncafelive.com. N. Miami Ave., Miami, 305-377-2277, grandcentralmiami.com. Yautja: With Maruta, Gross, and Crud. Presented by Breakeven Booking., Thu., Sept. 17, 9 p.m., $10. Churchill’s Pub, 5501 NE 2nd SATURDAY, SEPT. 12 Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Boy Prostitute: With Dyslexic Postcards, Talking Dogs, the Can’t Stand Bare Souls: 4 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, Jupiter, 561-747- Ya’s, and others, Fri., Sept. 18, 9 p.m., cover charge. Churchill’s 8878, guanabanas.com. Pub, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, 305-757-1807, churchillspub.com. Big Vince and the Phat Cats: 9 p.m., Free. Guanabanas, 960 N. AIA, An Evening of Jazz: With Joey Sommervile and friends benefiting Jupiter, 561-747-8878, guanabanas.com. the Women of Color Empowerment Institute., Fri., Sept. 18, 6:30 Cash: A Tribute to the Legendary Johnny Cash: With Rich Pierce p.m., $75. 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