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WWW.MARINATIMES.COM CELEBRATING OUR 27TH YEAR VOLUME 29 ISSUE 5 MAY 2013 back-and-forth intensifies

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oncern over plans by the Municipal Transportation Agency (SFMTA) to make major changes to Polk Street has stepped up, with more meetings, Cpetitions, and community organizing taking place to sway opinions in the neighborhood and among city leadership. SFMTA is planning to remove potentially hun- dreds of parking spaces along Polk Street and replace them with measures including parklets, better protected bike lanes, and increased sidewalk Mark di Suvero, Figolu, 2005–11; photo: Jerry L. Thompson; courtesy SFMOMA; PHOTO: LEE STALSWORTH; © MARK DI SUVERO space. But by pitting the area’s drivers and many businesses against bicyclists and mass transit activ- Mark di Suvero’s sculpture on exhibit at Crissy Field ists, the SFMTA has created a situation that at pres- ent appears to be leaving no one happy. by lynette majer what to expect. The eight large-scale backdrop from the viewing at Crissy Dan Kowalski, owner of Flipp on Green and Polk steel sculptures comprising “Mark di Field. One piece, Dreamcatcher, will and leader of the Save Polk Street coalition, said the ublic art seems to invoke Suvero at Chrissy Field” represent interact with the environment by businesses his group represents support bikers and deep feelings in, well, the five decades of the artist’s work and spinning when catching the prevail- green city policies; but he said they are being made public. Whether museumgo- includes one piece never before on ing winds at the installation site. out to be the bad guys because they are worried Per, art-lover or not, everyone gen- view. It is his largest exhibition on Educational programming and about possible damage to their businesses from less erally has something to say about the West Coast. interpretive content for visitors are vehicular traffic on the street, and he said the city’s public art — they either love it or Di Suvero credits the Golden Gate also planned. leadership — including the mayor’s office — is sid- hate it. Beginning May 22, there will Bridge as his inspiration, which he The exhibition is part of ing with bike activists against small businesses. be even more to talk about when a passed under while immigrating SFMOMA’s off-site programming But he is not completely pessimistic. “Our small yearlong exhibition of sculpture by to the from China as it prepares for its two-and-a- group has met with the SFMTA on three separate Mark di Suvero will be on display at as a child over 70 years ago. His half-year expansion project clo- occasions, two of them formal workshops, as they Crissy Field. abstract, massive steel structures, sure, and is presented in partner- would call it, and one was an informal drop-in If you’ve seen di Suvero’s piece spanning up to 50 feet high and 40 ship with the National Park Service meeting at the SFMTA to take a look at what they’re in South Beach near AT&T Park, feet wide, complement the bridge and the Golden Gate National proposing,” said Kowalski. “The engineers at the Sea Change, you’ll have an idea of in color and form, which will be the Parks Conservancy. POLK STREET, continued on 4

North Beach Journal Inside San Francisco’s Budget (Part 1 of 3)

A cat, a street by supervisor mark farrell funds, and what priori- ties are ultimately reflect- cat and other North s chair of ed in this year’s budget San Francisco’s cycle for Fiscal Year End Budget and Fi- (FYE) 2014 and 2015 (San Beach notables nance Committee Francisco operates on a A this year, I have welcomed June 30 FYE). by ernest beyl the opportunity to dig Part 1 focuses on the deeper into our City’s fis- basics of our city budget. t’s always a pleasure to write about friends, cal condition and finan- and that’s what I’m doing in this column — friends cial well-being. My goal SAN FRANCISCO’S like John Coppola, Bernard Quintana and Fook as budget chair is to be as ANNUAL BUDGET IFook. I’m also taking this opportunity to display my open and transparent as This year, San Francisco cranky side. See below in Changing with the Times possible – these are your has a $7.4 billion annual and New and Improved. Columnists are expected to be dollars with which we budget – spending billions cranky aren’t they? are making major policy of dollars to maintain decisions, and you should and improve our schools, PHOTO: SANFRANMAN59 / WIKIMEDIA COMMONS TRUMPET CHOPS know how they are spent libraries, and parks, to A talented youngster who grew up in Oakland in – as well as balancing pave our roads, and to understanding our overall of our income is from the the 1930s wanted to be a clarinet player. When he was our budget. operate our hospitals and budget, I thought it would federal and state govern- 10, his mother went to a music store to buy him one, This article is the first in airport, as well as provide be useful to provide a quick ments, so when either of but trumpets were on sale for $14. That’s how John a three-part series intend- other vital services such snapshot of our income these levels of govern- Coppola developed his trumpet chops in San Francisco’s ed to inform everyone as police, fire, emergency sources and general ment cut their budgets, Fillmore nightclubs when he was still in his teens. how the budget process medical services, and of spending categories. we feel it directly here Later, he went on the road with Charlie Barnet, Woody works in San Francisco, course Muni, among many Note in particular that in San Francisco. For NORTH BEACH, continued on 6 what the budget actually others. As a framework for approximately 15 percent SF BUDGET, continued on 7

WWW.MARINATIMES.COM THE MARINA TIMES MAY 2013 1 Contents Editor’s Note In This Issue BackStory Anna Jarvis’s memorial to her mom 20 16 The meaning behind Mother’s Day cards and flowers

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other’s Day is a rare holiday 13 that is celebrat- Med worldwide but was begun here in the United States. Almost uniquely, it is a major American holiday creation that does not involve overeating or exploding things. How did that happen? Its roots are intertwined with the women’s peace The home of Mother’s Day founder Anna Jarvis is now movement and the grow- listed on the National Register of Historic Places PHOTO: JERRYE & ROY KLOTZ, MD Editor’s Note Arts & Entertainment ing political role of women Celebrate each other History of the holiday Life with panache in the late 19th century. 1914 it became an official West Virginia Wesleyan John Zipperer reveals the background of Maryann LoRusso takes us through the The holiday as we know federal holiday — single College, studied Jarvis with a mammogram. Mother’s Day. 3 Decorator Showcase; Michael Snyder’s it today started, appro- possessive and all. The offi- and her work on the holi- new film column reviews Disconnect and priately, with a woman cial proclamation signed day, and she told National National Women’s Health Week News Upstream Color; Sharon Anderson reads an who wanted to honor by President Woodrow Geographic New’s Brian May 12-18 autobiography from Hell; and Evalyn Baron her mother. Anna Jarvis’s Wilson calls for the rec- Handwerk that Jarvis, News Briefs seaches for peace of mind. 19 mother, Ann Reeves ognition of the day “as a “who died penniless in a The Sister Diane Grassilli Center for Women’s Health at St. Mary’s Blue Angels cancelled, the Pagoda Jarvis, was certainly some- public expression of our sanitarium in a state of is a National Breast Imaging Center of Excellence. Our team of gets a new use, CPMC parking plans, Calendar one deserving of special love and reverence for the dementia, was a woman board-certified physicians is committed to providing a compre- Woodhouse eco-question, and cutting attention: she had found- mothers of our country.” who could have prof- hensive range of women’s services. liquor licenses; plus In-box. 4 May events ed clubs in five different And this is the version ited from Mother’s Day May is your last full month before summer cities to offer food, cloth- of the holiday that has if she wanted to. But For your next mammogram, please call (415) 750-HERS (4377). Community hits, so make it count — whether you’re look- ing, and medical help to come down to us and that she railed against those ing for fun nightlife or a sparkling time on Civil War soldiers on both is celebrated on the second who did, and it cost her Focused Forward Surviving and preventing crime sides of the conflict. Sunday of every May. It is everything, financially Mother’s Day. 22 Sister Diane Grassilli Center for Women’s Health Tired of running Northern Station Capt. Greg McEachern According to the a time for cards, gifts, and and physically.” explains what new recruits are doing At Home National Women’s History maybe taking mom out There were holidays before they even get to the streets; plus the Project, “The younger for lunch at her favorite honoring mothers predat- Police Blotter. 8 Home and health Anna Jarvis was only 12 restaurant or having her ing Anna Jarvis’ efforts. A National into this with stmarysmedicalcenter.org Center of Nutrition columnist Thalia Farshchian dis- years old in 1878 when over for a meal she doesn’t In the early 1870s, suf- Excellence Science & Technology cusses food sensitivities; Liz Farrell wants she listened to her moth- have to cook herself. Most fragette and anti-slavery Mother’s Day to be special and has tips for er teach a Sunday school of all, it is a time to let campaigner Julia Ward your bank? Climate One ensuring it; and it’s time to prepare for sum- lesson on mothers in the this amazing woman who Howe called for a day in Greg Dalton unveils the Goldilocks plan mer gardening with Julia Strzesieski. 26 Bible. ‘I hope and pray raised you, put up with June to be a mother-cen- that just might keep the Marina from tric day of peace. Or we becoming Atlantis. 10 Real Estate can go back much fur- Then run into FNB Norcal. ther to the Greeks and MEMORIALMEMORIAL DAYDAY The rigid lending criteria of some banks can keep your business from Business & Finance Making and finding treasures Jarvis could have profited from Romans who held festi- John Zipperer says the City can overcome moving forward. Stop by First National Bank of Northern vals to honor mother god- Small Business Week its chronic landlord versus renter struggle Mother’s Day if she wanted to, but desses Cybele and Rhea. for the flexibility and neighborly service you deserve. We’ll listen Jim Maxwell on the importance of small by building up; and and Carole Isaacs proves Some Europeans used CEREMONY to your needs, offer our expertise, and work with you to get the local businesses, honored this month. 11 rumors of attic treasures are not all myth. 29 she railed against those who did. to celebrate a Mothering financing solutions you need to help your business break through. 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Jarvis said. ‘There are cial role in your life is not honoring their mothers • Vehicle Financing the stands at Giants Opening Day; and Jim many days for men, but forgotten. with gifts and flowers, Maxwell explains why the sailing scene is • Credit Cards Pets none for mothers.’” Jarvis, however, soon which is not too unlike being taken over by the Woodies. 12 • Accounts Receivable / Inventory Financing The Adventures of Sklyar Grey Ann Jarvis died in 1905, became disillusioned with our current holiday, how- and a couple years later, her brainchild’s commer- ever much it might gall • Equipment Loans Food & Wine Skylar comes home — if she’ll come out of the car. 34 on May 12, her daugh- cial success. “Her ver- Jarvis’ memory. ter Anna held a memorial sion of the day involved Mother’s Day is cel- Contact Rich Kampmann at 415-905-0616 to learn more. Food for thought Susan Dyer Reynolds serves up her service, which she after- wearing a white carnation ebrated in more than 100 Branch Address: 2197 Chestnut Street, San Francisco ONLINE SPECIALS recipe for deviled eggs; the Tablehopper ward campaigned suc- as a badge and visiting countries and on many tells you what’s new and improved; on www.marinatimes.com cessfully to turn into a one’s mother or attend- different days, which www.fnbnorcal.com Short Bites visits Salito’s, Old Clam Patty Burness’s complete report on Park national holiday. ing church services,” comes in handy if you House, and Sushi Sam’s; Julie Mitchell City, Utah, plus Fred Gehring, and Liz One could be mischie- according to History.com. forgot to recognize your takes in Stock in Trade; and Iris Rowlee Farrell celebrates Marina Tots’ 15 years vous and argue that we’re “But once Mother’s Day own mother on the sec- pours Brut Rosé. 14 in the Marina. basically celebrating Anna became a national holi- ond Sunday of May. If, Jarvis’ mother’s day, which is day, it was not long before for example, you are of made even more suspect by florists, card companies, Polish ancestry, you’re in Anna’s determination that and other merchants capi- luck! Poland celebrates www.marinatimes.com 3053 , Ste. 238, San Francisco, CA 94123 it be called “Mother’s Day” talized on its popularity.” “Dzień Matki” on May 26, A division of Northside Publications, Inc. Editorial: (415) 931-0515 | Fax: (415) 931-0987 and not “Mothers Day” or She became increasingly and I’m sure your mother even “Mothers’ Day” — she vocal in her criticism of will appreciate the old- Letters to the Editor [email protected] | Advertising (415) 815-8081 [email protected] wanted the single posses- the floral companies and world touch. But if you Monday,Monday, MayMay 28,27, 20122013 Calendar submissions due by the 15th of the month to [email protected] sive. 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News Briefs Blue Angels, Pagoda exit, CPMC parking, Woodhouse, North Beach liquor licenses BLUE ANGELS CANCELLED Pagoda Palace theater as the and reimbursements to the Farrell in last month’s Marina Planning Department con- Thanks to the federal bud- site for removing two tun- property owner. Times, CPMC will give $14 firmed to the Marina Times that get stalemate that resulted in nel-boring machines that are million to SFMTA for transit they are “proposing an adden- sequestration — a set of deep creating the Central Subway. REVISED CPMC CATHEDRAL facilities serving the Cathedral dum to the Marina Renovation spending cuts — the Blue The Pagoda itself was select- CAMPUS PARKING IMPACT Hill campus; it will also moni- Project EIR, which was cer- Angels air show will not take ed after community opposi- At a March 18 meeting to tor traffic conditions around tified in 2007.” The move is place during the 2013 Fleet tion to the original plan to discuss the planned remov- that campus, manage traf- being made “because the proj- Week. In early April, Maj. remove the machines through al of parking spaces on Polk fic congestion, and encourage ect won’t be adding square Gen. Mike Myatt, chairman a shaft on Columbus Avenue Street, several people expressed public transit. footage, and more importantly, of the San Francisco Fleet by Washington Square Park. concern that a parking short- the potential environmental Week Association, announced SFMTA says that of all of age would be exacerbated by WOODHOUSE impact is similar to the scope that “the United States Navy the options it studied, the the construction of the near- ENVIRONMENTAL QUESTIONS outlined in the original report.” Blue Angel Demonstration Pagoda “is the only option that by California Pacific Medical Neighbors opposed to the Team has canceled the rest would minimize construction Center (CPMC) Cathedral opening of a Woodhouse Fish EFFORT TO REDUCE NORTH of the 2013 air show sea- impacts in North Beach while Hill campus on Van Ness and Co. on the Marina Green are BEACH LIQUOR LICENSES son, which includes their leaving no physical impedi- Geary. But the reduction in the seeking clarification about The Community Leadership appearance at San Francisco ments to a potential future number of beds at the med- city plans for environmental Alliance (CLA) has launched an Fleet Week.” extension of the T-Third ical facility’s Van Ness site is review. At least one resident effort to reduce the number of S.F. Fleet Week will include Line to North Beach and expected to somewhat alleviate was told by a representative of liquor licenses in the / other programs this year, and Fisherman’s Wharf.” that threat. the San Francisco Recreation North Beach area, saying that “far organizers will begin prepar- The group Save Muni, which The plan negotiated by the and Park Department (RPD) too many bars-clubs ... attract ing for the Oct. 10–12, 2014 campaigns against the Central city will reduce by a couple that instead of doing a new unwanted crowds of rowdy and air show. Subway project, argued that hundred the number of beds environmental impact report noisy patrons.” CLA is seeking Mayor Ed Lee had earlier the Pagoda site is a mistake at the Van Ness location, but for the project, RPD was trying to have some of the licenses criticized the federal seques- “for a variety of reasons, the number of parking spaces to base assessment of the build- bought from North Beach clubs tration for its impact on more including major geotechnical in the building’s underground ing’s change of use on an old and bars and have those licens- critical city services, schools, and groundwater problems, parking garage will not environmental impact report es moved to other areas of the and public housing, saying he potential ground subsidence, decrease by the same propor- carried out years ago when a city, “under the ownership of is “disappointed that Congress threatened historic structures tion. This means there will different use for the property responsible business owners has not acted to prevent the and threatened incursions be relatively more spaces for was being considered. That who will commit to working damage that will be caused by into public parks.” The group employees and visitors to the plan is several years old, “but with their respective communi- federal sequestration.” has urged the City to prepare hospital; but that didn’t sit well legally they can do that,” said ties in their efforts to maintain a new or supplemental envi- with everyone. SF.Streetsblog. another resident, Joan Gerardo. and improve their quality of life, PAGODA THEATER’S CENTRAL ronmental impact report on org said the new plan is She said the plan under consid- and at the same time revitalize ROLE IN THE CENTRAL the project. “more car-centric” than the eration at the time of the last the local economy,” the group SUBWAY CRITICIZED SFMTA estimated that original plan. report was to use the build- said in a statement it released The San Francisco the costs to remove the As part of the agreement ing as a harbor master’s office, in April. Municipal Transportation machines at the Pagoda site between CPMC and the City, “so it’s a big change to have a Agency (SFMTA) is facing would be about $9.15 mil- announced by the Mayor’s full-service restaurant with a If you have a Marina-related opposition to its plans to use lion, including leasing the office in March and explained liquor license.” news tip, please send it to North Beach’s abandoned property, construction costs, by District 2 Supervisor Mark A spokesperson for the City’s [email protected].

tor Ed Rieskin April 17. Villa-Lobos added that the CLA “believes that the aforementioned SFMTA Polk Street/ corridor plan/proposal will prove to be a great boon to the communi- ty’s safety and local economy, and contributing greatly to the revital- ization efforts of the Polk corridor’s community leadership.” Folks for Polk is gathering signa- tures on a petition to Mayor Ed Lee and other city leaders to support the SFMTA plans for “widened sidewalks, protected bikeways, calmed traffic, safer intersections, landscaping with seating.” The group’s website also criti- cizes “a small group of vociferous locals [who] are trying to stop the plan by making false claims that scare people in the neighborhood.” Madeleine Savit, a private architect Left to right: Signs of opposition to the SFMTA plan on Polk; Biker safety is one of the driving reasons for the Polk Street changes and an organizer of the Folks for Polk PHOTOS: EARL ADKINS group, has also been canvassing local businesses, sharing her view that the Polk Street SFMTA scheduled two “open house” Meanwhile, efforts by proponents changes to the street could be a boon continued from page 1 Polk Street Corridor Improvement of the plan continue to expand. The to their businesses. She said that most Project Public Meetings at First board of the Community Leadership of the businesses opposed to the plan SFMTA that we’ve been working with Congregational Church (1300 Polk Alliance unanimously passed a measure don’t know its details, and they are seem to be pretty great. They’re work- Street at Bush) to discuss the pros and in support of the open to hear- ing like engineers trying to solve the cons of its Polk proposals; the first was original SFMTA ing her argu- problem. They’re taking our workshop scheduled to be held Saturday, April proposal, with ments. Folks for list in mind to come up with a plan that 27, from 5–8 p.m.; the second, with an two restric- Both sides are urging Polk has started doesn’t remove as much parking on Polk identical agenda and time, was sched- tions. First, the a list of busi- Street, at least north of California Street.” uled for Tuesday, April 30. nonprofit group people to attend SFMTA’s nesses that back He said he thinks they might still have Kowalski says those meetings will said “rent-pay- the plan as a big plans for removing more south of be a good time to see if SFMTA is ing residents” Polk open houses. way to urge sup- California. serious about considering his group’s of the Polk porters to visit But that good working relationship suggestions or if it will short-change Street corridor should have the oppor- those businesses. She stressed that it doesn’t necessarily apply to the rest of the ideas. Save Polk Street and sup- tunity to get permitted parking on is not a boycott and “was initiated SFMTA. “They’re still trying to show porters of the SFMTA’s original plans alley streets between Larkin and Van to avoid one.” us less [info] and get us to follow their — which got a raucous reception Ness. Second, Muni’s number 19 bus For updates on the Polk Street situation, lead,” said Kowalski, “and our response at a March 18 community meeting, should have a frequency of 15-minute see the SFMTA’s page at www.sfmta.com/ has started to be [that] we’re not going as reported last issue — are urg- intervals from 9 a.m.–7 p.m. cms/opolk/PolkStreetCompleteStreets. to move forward until we have detailed ing their members and friends to David J. Villa-Lobos, the executive htm; Folks for Polk at www.folks drawings for Polk Street from Union attend the open houses to make their director of CLA, made the sugges- forpolk.org, and SavePolkStreet at to McAllister.” views heard. tions in a letter to SFMTA direc- www.savepolkstreet.com.

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with yet another use for an been using a second- onion for the lima beans. electronic widget. Don’t class, or worse yet, Best Tuesday meal in we have enough widgets a defective product? North Beach. right now? Finally — “Ah, And now you’ve made I’ve got it. We’ll ‘fix’ the it new and improved. OVERHEARD FROM A BAR . We’ll Fugetaboutit. STOOL IN CAPP’S introduce an all-elec- “I’m of tronic toll the old system.” One of the most imaginative North school of Splendid! California H u m a n Beat poets uses sidewalks. cuisine. beings may Whatever be quaint but they are TUESDAY LUNCH it is I smear it with may- high tech enough for me. Where can you find onnaise. It makes every- me on most Tuesdays? thing better.” Especi- NEW AND IMPROVED U.S. Restaurant on ally artichokes. Another one is “new Columbus. That’s be- and improved.” What’s cause roast shoulder of Ernest Beyl considers new about it? And what lamb and lima beans himself a jazz cat and a has been improved? are on the Tuesday spe- street cat fancier. Cats of all Does this mean that cials. Be sure and ask stripes can contact him at CITY AND COUNTY OF SAN FRANCISCO: SOURCES OF INCOME CITY AND COUNTY OF SAN FRANCISCO: BUDGET SPENDING all these years I have for some chopped raw [email protected]. ($7.4 BILLION TOTAL) ($7.4 BILLION TOTAL)

stroll and shop; Polk Street could be on a major tourist loop. S.F. has one SF Budget ments: enterprise departments gets will be approximately $4.1 be approximately $3.8 bil- ing levels in certain depart- The In-Box: bike shop per sq. mile and 140,000 continued from page 1 and General Fund depart- billion out of our $7.4 bil- lion out of our $7.4 billion ments (such as the Police Letters to the Times folks per week make at least one ments. Enterprise departments lion total budget. Our General total budget. Department), and fund sev- trip by bicycle. example, last year when the generate their own revenues Fund, which is our pool of eral reserve accounts (includ- THE POLK POLKA One hopes Save Polk St. Coalition governor enacted his prisoner by charging a fee for service, discretionary spending, funds RESERVES, BASELINES, ing a general reserve, rainy businesses aren’t built with “low- realignment plan to save the and as such generally do not all other departments, which AND SET-ASIDES day reserve, and a budget In “Polk Street Latest Site for common denominator things” but state money, or this year when receive support from the City’s are in turn called General Within our discretionary stabilization reserve). Elvis Christ sidewalk poems Parking, Biker Clash” (News, April they demand that a publicly funded the federal government enact- General Fund. Examples of Fund departments. Examples General Fund, our budget Overall, our reserves, base- 2013), I seemed to be one oppo- project that will last for a quarter ed its self-imposed sequester, enterprise departments include of General Fund departments is further restricted by both lines, and set-asides account North Beach FIRST CAT OF NORTH the street corner try- nent in a boxing ring, so I’d like to century and on which lives literally there are true and deep ramifi- the San Francisco Airport, including Recreation and state law and local initia- for $1.9 billion, which leaves continued from page 1 BEACH ing on stuff. The price restate that I speak for the major- depend should be. Their obstruc- cations at the local level here in the Port of San Francisco, the Park, Department of Public tives passed by San Francisco the true discretionary spend- I have a neighborhood is right and Bernie is a ity who are deeply offended by tive tactics cost us dearly in dol- San Francisco. Public Utilities Commission Health, Human Services voters, which require us to ing within our budget at Herman, Stan Kenton, buddy named Fook Fook. good storyteller. Check this debate’s corrosive “Us versus lars and lives and is shredding our and the San Francisco Agency, and our Department provide mandatory funding $1.9 billion. In next month’s and Billy May, but always He’s a shop cat at the S&S in Bernie. I need socks. Them” character. social fabric, leaving only the leg- ENTERPRISE VS. GENERAL Municipal Transportation of Children, Youth, and levels to certain departments article, we will take a deeper returned to San Francisco Grocery on Upper Grant. We now know that disrupters acy that those who shout loudest FUND DEPARTMENTS Agency (SFMTA). Families. This upcoming fis- (such as a mandatory contri- dive into the General Fund where he still lives — He owns the street, and THE SIDEWALK POET were called in from outside S.F. to determine our future. Within our budget, we have This upcoming year, our cal year, it is anticipated the bution to our public school and highlight not only spend- and plays his trumpet. A he doesn’t suffer fools One of the most imagi- aggressively oppose the SFMTA’s Madeleine Savit two different types of depart- enterprise department bud- General Fund budget will district), maintain staff- SF BUDGET, continued on 8 North Beach fixture, John gladly. Fook Fook is deaf, native North Beach poets Polk Street proposals at the March San Francisco is a founding member of as are many white, blue- — Elvis Christ — uses 18 meeting such that moderates the Green Street Mortuary eyed male felines. So neighborhood sidewalks were intimidated into silence. As a resident of the Richmond who Marching Band. Recently, don’t sneak up on him. to communicate his poetic A backlash included calls to grew up in the Marina District, I he recalled that in 1962 he He uses his front paws concepts. When he gets a boycott Polk merchants. However appreciate your coverage of the MTA ran into the prodigiously like a boxer and has a brilliant idea, he scrawls “Folks for Polk,” a group to which I Polk Street fiasco. talented Charlie “Bird” good left jab. He’s the First it on masking tape with a belong, is creating a “Preferred Polk Ed Reiskin’s proposal for the Parker at the musician’s Cat of North Beach, and Magic Marker and sticks it Places” list of forward-thinking deletion of parking spots was clear- union hall here and took he knows it. down. Try these: businesses that we’ll thank with our ly designed to benefit bicyclists. He him to Jimbo’s Bop City, patronage. FFP advocates “Healthy did not specify if those on bikes a nightclub in the then- NORTH BEACH Fame is nothing but an infrastructure: of public space and had gone through the red light swarming Fillmore neigh- HABERDASHER ego trip of public discourse” and represents when they were struck by vehicles. borhood. In those days we My North Beach hab- for those with enormous people of all sorts who like facts Parking has not improved under called it the Harlem of the erdasher is Bernardo inferiority complexes. and have vision. Ed Reiskin’s term as [SFMTA] West. It was a happening Quintana, a Hollywood While the best men wrestle Polk St. ranks in the top 7 per- executive director; it has got- ps too comforta with the immense complexities, cent for collisions in S.F.; the pro- ten worse. This is due, in part, to rha ble. the worst yearn for power posals address urgently needed MTA’s elimination of parking spac- Pe and prominence. safety measures, as underscored by es with Sunday parking fees as a Mayor Lee in his Pedestrian Safety compound fracture. McRoskey Mattress owners will go to So in North Beach keep Executive Directive. While I am not in the city on great lengths to ensure they get a your head down and fol- SPSC’s “alarm went to panic” Sunday as a rule and use Muni as a sumptuous night’s sleep. low your shoes, and you’ll because they misinterpreted the primary source of transportation, I Discover what makes our hand-crafted run into some of Elvis’s proposals, then misinformed and find this insulting to motorists for mattresses so irresistible that owners work like this: Wear incited a scapegoating mob. All whom MTA has contempt. refuse to sleep on anything else. your heart on your sleeve storefront businesses must adapt in Herbert J. Weiner and tape your brains to the face of global shifts. But, tsuna- Richmond District the sidewalk. mi though it may seem, it’s not rid- ing in on bicycles — demographics DENSE CITY CHANGING WITH prove quite the opposite. THE TIMES Lack of vision and resilience I recently moved out to Ingleside. Fook Fook is the First Cat of North I don’t like the phrase harms merchants more than any There’s gobs of space out here (Real “changing with the times.” changes in the street scape could. Estate, “Values in the Sky,” April 2013). Beach, and he knows it. It usually means chang- Already, 85 percent arrive at Polk Houses with front and back yards ing for the worse. To me Street by means other than car. and separated from each other by scene, before it was hip to handsome, San Francisco it means you have failed Bike Share will be here very soon. side yards. use phrases like “happen- native son who played with what you were try- S.F.ers own fewer cars, the first What density? ing scene.” football at Polytech. He’s ing to do in the Walk to Work Day was a huge suc- Mike Zonta “When Bop City closed been an actor, model and are now abandoning cess. People throng to safe places to Ingleside the following morning, and boxer. These days it and going for some- I took Bird home with he’s a street philosopher thing even worse. Why Visit McRoskey and experience the exceptional comfort for yourself. McRoskey Mattress me to Oakland and my and can be found wheel- change with the times Italian-American father ing a large airline, car- when it isn’t necessary? Department of Corrections com/2013/03/tahoes-west-shore-is- Palo Alto Showroom San Francisco Showroom 650-327-1966 415-861-4532 made us breakfast — ry-on bag around North Recently, the Golden Gate full-of-fun 220 Hamilton Ave. at Emerson 1687 Market St. at Gough salami, tomatoes, hot Beach. Inside are shirts, Bridge introduced an all- Weekend Traveler: Tahoe’s west shore peppers, hard bread, and pants, socks, sweat- electronic toll system. It’s is full of fun, April 2013: The print- Finance: Mind the Gap, April 2013: The print- www.McRoskey.com red wine,” John Coppola ers, and other mens- changing with the times. ed version of this article incorrectly ed version of this column included a para- remembers. John will be wear. Bernie sells right Who cares? I have visions included extra text in the second para- graph repeated from the previous month’s col- Locally made. Universally adored. 84 on May 11. Happy out of the bag. And I of some tech ace sitting graph. The corrected version of this umn. The corrected version is online at www. Birthday, young man. buy, standing right on around trying to come up article is online at www.marinatimes. marinatimes.com/2013/03/mind-the-gap

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Police Blotter From the officers of Northern Station Eye on Crime Deepening ties in the community

WEED, COCAINE, WHAT’S obscenities and further threats at them. He Crime on the beat THE DIFFERENCE? was booked on felony threats charge and a Tuesday, March 5, 12:30 a.m. parole hold was placed on him. The new youth movement The crimes below are a small snapshot ONE-WOMAN ARSENAL Vallejo at Franklin of what the officers of Northern Station Sunday, March 3, 3 p.m. by capt. greg mceachern — an increase that is sorely by the Buchanan YMCA. partnering with the com- raiser supporting Collective if possible, become a spon- are doing. For a more comprehensive list, Lyon at Greenwich Plainclothes officers spotted an ille- NANCY DREW necessary. As part of this During the visits, the recruit munity is the Collective Impact, and it’s a fundraiser sor for the event to help visit www.sf-police.org; under Compstat, gally parked vehicle, occupied by a male Friday, March 8, 1:30 p.m. s many of you hiring increase and to officers were introduced to Impact Program that I’m mentioning to you in the low-income and high- there is a link to CrimeMAPS. Officers responded to a call that a bur- and a female. The officers made contact McAllister at Van Ness may be aware, further our community the youth of the Northern helps fund the Mo Magic hopes that you may be able risk youth of our district. glary was in progress. The caller told with the occupants and noticed a bottle Chief Greg engagement, Northern District and had an oppor- Program for the youth to support it as well. I also encourage you to them there was an unknown woman in of alcohol in a bag on the passenger’s lap A woman riding a bus was pushed out Suhr is an avid Station has partnered with tunity to assist with home- in the Western THE JUMPER’S FIVE MINUTES the home, and the intruder was still inside — which the passenger quickly put on of the way by a couple of suspects who had Aproponent of community the Police Academy and the work, read to the children, Addition. This Friday, March 1, 6:04 p.m. when officers arrived. The officers learned the floor of the car. The passenger told just gotten on the bus. The victim said one engagement, especially any newly hired recruit officers and play games and activi- program predomi- 2200 block of Van Ness the woman had a shotgun, so they imme- the officers there was marijuana in the of the suspects reached her hand into the community engagement to begin their community ties during the afternoon. nantly serves low Our hope is that the youth of the diately set up a perimeter around the bag and they were planning to smoke it. victim’s purse and removed the wallet. or activity involving kids. involvement long before The response from the income and high- A store employee called police to building and attempted unsuccessfully to The passenger gave the officers the bag, The suspects got off the bus, but the vic- The chief’s belief and mine they hit the streets. In coop- children and the involved risk youth, offer- district will have an opportunity to report that she had just been robbed at get the woman to leave the apartment. in which the officers found cocaine and tim followed them and called 911. When as well is that the more eration with Capt. David officers was extremely ing opportunities gunpoint. She was working behind the At one point, the suspect was visible in marijuana. During a search of the vehicle, officers responded and met with the vic- engaging and involved the Lazar, the commanding positive. Over the next five for civic engage- see police officers in a positive light. front counter of the business when a a window holding the shotgun. Officers officers located more suspected cocaine. tim, she pointed out the suspects; the offi- Police Department can be officer of the Academy, months, the visits to the ment, enrichment, male subject entered the store, jumped requested additional assistance, and hos- The passenger was placed under arrest; cers recovered the victim’s wallet and the with our youth, the better Northern Station officers afterschool programs will community service, and On May 9, Collective pass on this information over the counter and pointed a silver tage negotiators and a specialist team the driver was identified and released at two suspects were placed under arrest. opportunity we have for along with a number of continue every few weeks youth development. Impact will have its third to any individuals or cor- handgun at her, demanding “Give me responded. As the new forces prepared to the scene. a positive impact on the recruits in training have and will culminate with the Some of the activities annual fund raiser “More porations that you believe the money.” take action, the woman walked out of the lives of the future adults of been visiting the afterschool entire recruit class partici- that the Collective Impact than Magic.” The fund- may be able to help in Fearing for her life, the victim did apartment — a hatchet in one hand and a AND ANOTHER BURGLARY San Francisco. To further programs in the Northern pating in a backpack give- program will provide over raiser is the largest event this extremely worthwhile what she was told by the gunman. After shotgun in the other. Officers got her to AGGRAVATION Thursday, March 14, 3:45 a.m. our community engage- district to participate in away to over 2,000 youths the summer include field Collective Impact has, and fundraiser. Remember, taking the money from the cash register, drop the weapons, and she was taken into Thursday, March 7, 2:05 p.m. Franklin at Hickory ment activities, especially afterschool activities with in early August. Our hope trips, book distributions, the proceeds are a major- many of us are fortunate, the robber also took the store clerk’s cell custody and transported to the hospital. Larkin at Olive involving the youth of our the youth of the district. with this program is that the backpack giveaway, ity of what supports the sometimes more fortunate phone and a bank deposit envelope with She was later booked at County Jail for A private security alarm company called district, Northern Station In early April, 15 recruits the youth of the district will transitional youth speaking program throughout the than others. This fund- cash, and he ran out of the store. several felony violations. An officer on patrol spotted a subject about a possible burglary in progress. The is partnering with the from the current academy have an opportunity to see activities, and other events summer. During the fund- raiser will allow those of The cell phone allowed the police offi- sitting on the sidewalk of an alley with caller had seen via a live camera feed some- police officers in a supporting youth through- raiser, there will be a More us more fortunate to assist cers to track the criminal for a few min- a needle in his hand, shooting up. The one in the building. Officers responded, and positive light, while out the summer. Recently, than Magic Awards and the less fortunate and im- utes, until the subject turned off the phone. CAUGHT HOLDING THE EVIDENCE officer spoke with the subject, who told one of them located a door that appeared at the same time Northern Station officers Reception attended by prove their lives through Officers collected evidence at the store, Monday, March 4, 3:30 p.m. him he was on parole but became very to have been pried open. As the officers Newly hired recruit officers begin our newest officers participated in a basket- Supervisor London Breed, opportunity, enrichment, including what appeared to be hand- and 500 Block of Hayes confrontational when the officer asked for quickly set up a perimeter around the build- will obtain valu- ball tournament fundrais- Supervisor Mark Farrell, and development. fingerprints left on the counter when the his name. The subject threatened to shoot ing, the suspect walked out of the building their community involvement long able tools for com- er at Ella Hill Hutch with former Supervisor Bevan robber jumped over it. They also collected Officers responded to a report of a theft and kill the officer and he took a fighting and was immediately detained. Officers munity engagement other City agencies, with Dufty, and other city digni- To subscribe to Northern video evidence of the incident. at a local business.The manager, who had stance; the officer requested backup. When searched the building for additional intrud- before they hit the streets. and communication the proceeds benefiting taries. The event will take Station’s community news- Within just five minutes, Northern chased the suspect, told the officers that the additional officers arrived, the subject ers and found several burglary tools belong- that will reap ben- the Mo Magic programs place at the Fort Mason letter, send an e-mail to Station plainclothes officers saw someone he had been in the back stockroom when was taken into custody without incident. ing to the suspect, as well as several interior community on two cur- class partnered with three efits for them throughout under Collective Impact. Center at the General’s SFPDNorthernStation@ nearby fitting the description, and they the suspect stole the items. When the A computer check showed the man to be doors that had pry mark damages on them. rent and future projects. officers from Northern their careers. In May, many members of Residence. I encourage sfgov.org with the subject detained him. After the victim positively manager confronted the suspect, he was on active parole, and while at the station, The suspect, who was already on felony Our department is in the Station and visited three The second project in Northern Station will par- you to buy individual tick- line “Please subscribe me identified him (“That’s him, I recognize holding the clothing items that had been he told the officers that he would remem- probation for burglary, was booked on midst of a hiring increase afterschool programs held which Northern Station is ticipate in another fund- ets to attend the event, or, to the station’s newsletter.” him by his face and body structure”), the taken. The suspect was taken into custody ber their faces and he was going to destroy numerous felony charges and a probation subject was booked. and placed under arrest. them. He also spit at them and yelled hold was placed on him.

SF Budget from 9.8 percent in January CITY HALL BUDGET PRIORITIES relates to our local economy. continued from page 7 2011 to 6.0 percent in April BUDGET CALENDAR As the chair of our Budget Further, we still have systemic 2013), we continue to face During the months of and Finance Committee, budget problems that need ing trends over the past five projected annual budget March, April, and May, the I am committed to hold- to be addressed, such as our years, but also specific General deficits. Given that we are mayor’s budget office works ing an inclusive, open, and overtime costs, our unfund- Fund projections. legally mandated to produce with all enterprise and General transparent budget process, ed health care liability, and a balanced budget each year, Fund departments to build balancing the budget in a monitoring of our nonprofit TWO-YEAR any projected deficit must individual department bud- fiscally responsible manner, organizations that receive city BUDGET CYCLE gets, and ultimately and making certain that our funds. I will continue to keep In November of a comprehensive spending reflects the pri- my eye on the financial ball, 2009, voters passed budget for the entire orities of our entire city. I and I look forward to presid- Proposition A, which Despite a vastly improving city, while during believe community input is ing over a process with an amended the City the same time, the a very necessary and signifi- aim to keep San Francisco Charter to require San local economy, we continue Budget and Finance cant part of the budget pro- financially sound for our Francisco to transition Committee holds cess, and I have worked with current residents and for to a two-year budget to face projected annual preliminary bud- the mayor’s budget office future generations. cycle for all depart- get hearings on our and other supervisors to ments by FYE 2013. budget deficits. largest departments. schedule six separate town HOW TO STAY INVOLVED Therefore, dur- Once the mayor’s hall meetings about the bud- For up to date information ing last year’s budget pro- be closed through additional office completes the bud- get across San Francisco. on the City budget and related cess, for the first time all cuts or revenue. get, our controller’s office Our District 2 Town Hall documents, please visit our city departments submitted For this upcoming budget adjusts citywide revenue and is scheduled for Saturday, budget website at www.sfgov. a two-year budget, cover- season, the mayor’s budget expenditure estimates and May 18 at 10–11:30 a.m. org/budget. The Budget and ing FYE 2013 and 2014, and office is projecting a $123.6 confirms that the proposed at Galileo High School, so Finance Committee meets aside from certain enterprise million General Fund shortfall budget is balanced. please attend if you would every Wednesday at 1 p.m. departments, the majority for FYE 2014 and a $256.1 mil- On June 1 (this year June 3), like to speak directly to in Room 250 at City Hall, of all other departments will lion shortfall for the following the mayor’s office will pub- the mayor or other depart- and the agendas for the meet- once again be asked to sub- year in FYE 2015. In addi- lish its proposed ing are posted the Custom made Jewelry mit a two-year budget (also tion, our most recent Five- budget and pres- Thursday afternoon known as a rolling two-year Year Financial Plan shows that ent it to the Board before the meeting Whatever you dream up, we can make it. budget) during this year’s we are looking at a cumulative of Supervisors. I will continue to keep my eye – you can find the budget cycle. I’m a huge fan budget shortfall of $487.2 by During June agendas at www. Whether you are designing a family heirloom or would like of increasing the length of FYE 2018. Clearly these pro- and July, I will on the financial ball and look sfbos.org by click- our budget cycles, because it jections will change depend- chair our Budget ing on the Budget & to surprise that special someone with a one of a kind gift, La holds policy makers in City ing on an updated revenue and Finance forward to keeping San Francisco Finance tab. Please Bijouterie can make it happen. 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Climate One Is the Marina’s future submarine? On & Off Chestnut S.F. Small Business Week Saved by Goldilocks Celebrating small business

by jim maxwell dollar is recycled through sure. The purpose of Prop G sydney evan by greg dalton need to be elevated, because building sea- our economy up to three was to preserve the unique 30.-40. walls around them will only shorten the ay brings spring times, meaning more local character of our neighbor- 36” Chain 135. hen people at Miami cock- airstrips for planes landing and taking off. flowers, and also revenue to provide more city hoods. It requires that the exclusive tail parties learned that John Who’s going to pay for all that? Some the annual San services for San Franciscans. Planning Commission con- Englander was writing a book officials are counting on Uncle Sam rid- MFrancisco Small Business A dollar spent at a big box duct a hearing in order to Wabout sea level rise, many people took him ing to the rescue. Rapport says “that is Week. While National store is a one-time invest- grant a use permit for large aside and quietly asked him a question. a risky proposition,” because the federal Small Business Week does ment, with a single benefit retailers based on a vari- “If I sell my oceanfront property in a government will eventually get tired of not begin until June, here in in taxes to the local infra- ety of criteria, especially the 975. decade will I be O.K.?” bailing out coastal cities from disasters. the City where we love our structure before it leaves our existing mix of retailers in The answer is that nobody knows when One regional answer is the creation of unique neighborhoods and economy for good. the neighborhood. That’s 95. oceanfront real estate will get hit by severe a new agency responsible for securing celebrate diversity, we jump This year’s Small Business not only important for exclusive weather or falling prices. Englander’s funding and protecting vital infrastructure the gun with the nation’s Week theme is “Small keeping our neighborhoods book, High Tide on Main Street, pre- from the coming storms. The environ- largest celebration in honor Business: Shaping Our from becoming a homog- dicted that a superstorm would some- mental group Save the Bay is planning a of our entrepreneurial spirit. time in the future hit Atlantic City and regional campaign for a parcel tax in the The Small Business MOM’s 200. the New York metropolitan region. One nine Bay Area counties to restore wetlands Networks’ 29th Annual 28. chan luu week after it was published, Hurricane that can act as a buffer from surging seas. Awards Gala jumpstarts the exclusive Favorites 26. Sandy destroyed the New Jersey shore Melanie Nutter, director of San Francisco’s festivities, where last year the mz wallace tai chain luu and sent a 13-foot storm surge into lower Department of Environment, sees promise Marina’s own Vintage 415 mz sydney evan miriam haskell wallace Manhattan. in an infrastructure bank that the federal or (owners of Blue Barn Café, 345. Scientists had warned that rising car- state government could create to attract pri- Mamacita, Tipsy Pig and bon pollution could vate sector capital to Umami) were feted as a Small 18. New deliver such a mega- infrastructure proj- Business of the Year. Monday, storm, but regional ects for a Bay Area May 13, is the official kick- Electric Shavers officials and plan- with rising tempera- off with the Flavors of San & Parts ners thought they tures and seas. Francisco event, featuring had decades to pre- While govern- restaurants from across the pare for it. ment agencies assess City alongside their neigh- Think globally, spend locally PHOTO: BROCKNEY52 / FLICKR “Sandy is a wake- the risk and figure borhood merchant associa- 16.-42. up call,” Zack out how to pay for tions – those tireless volun- exclusive 49. exclusive Wasserman, chair- property protection, teers dedicated to enhancing The Marina is known for top-notch man of the Bay developers are steam- our neighborhood commer- Conservation and ing ahead with new cial corridors. Throughout restaurants of every ethnicity, Development Co- buildings in SOMA the week there are conferenc- mmission (BCDC), and Mission Bay. Are es, award ceremonies, and unique boutique retailers, and exclusive said at a recent meet- the generators of the seminars, including more 18. tai 70. ing of Climate One, new hospital at UCSF than 40 free business semi- a dynamic social scene. the sustainability Mission Bay in the nars covering everything initiative of The basement where they from technology to market- Communities,” celebrating enous shopping mall of w w w . j e s t j e w e l s . c o m Commonwealth Club. could be flooded like ing and green business. The how the creativity of goods chain stores and restaurants, The harsh reality New York University week ends with sidewalk sales and services provided by it’s to help level the play- is that the Earth’s Langone Medical across the City sponsored by small business reflects the ing field for small business INVITATION operating system Center was last year? the Office of Small Business. unique makeup of each of owners – its not about lim- is spinning out of Rising seas will challenge all Bay Area coastal I recently asked a Why the big love fest for our neighborhoods. When iting competition. Most of You are invited control faster than locations PHOTO: THOM FAULDERS, FAULDERS STUDIO downtown developer small business? Small business we think of the many the stores in neighborhood to meet Dr. Farah many people real- what his company, is the largest employer in San diverse neighborhoods city- commercial districts are ize. Many think sea level rise could affect which had a New York building flooded Francisco, providing more wide, the first thing that under 1,000 square feet, and their grandchildren and polar bears. during Sandy, was doing about projected sea jobs than all large companies usually comes to mind is the with less room for inven- Sandy, which was exacerbated by rising level rise; he groaned and said, “We don’t combined. Despite the major types of businesses found tory, small businesses can’t and warming oceans in addition to other have a good answer for that.” The Urban financial institutions and the in each neighborhood. Here compete with big box retail- New Patient Special $99 factors still being studied, showed that Land Institute, an industry group, has set up a growing tech and biotech in the Marina, we’re known ers who can afford larger seas that have risen seven inches in the committee to study the issue. fields, the majority of employ- for top-notch restaurants spaces and have the support Comprehensive Initial Exam last 100 years are delivering more power- One solution being studied for New ees in San Francisco work for of every ethnicity, unique of multiple locations, mas- Oral Cancer Screening ful punches here and now. York is a $10 billion sea gate system sive warehouses, and a cost- That doesn’t sound like much, but that would protect the region from future saving supply chain. And Necessary X-rays Englander notes that “the rate of rise accel- storm surges. The Bay Area is contemplat- those small spaces actually Routine Dental Cleaning eration has doubled in the last 30 years. ing something similar, a barrier near the demand a much higher rent That’s the first indicator of a problem.” Golden Gate Bridge known as Goldilocks. per square foot than large ($350 value) What does this mean for San Francisco “I happen to think that ultimately it spaces, yet another econo- and the Marina? might be the solution,” Zack Wasserman my of scale for big business. No one really knows, because planners said, adding that there is no engineering Prop G simply allows neigh- and experts are just starting to get their study and it is premature to say that is the borhoods to decide how head around all this. “The risk assessment way to go. One problem is how blocking they want their commer- Teeth Whitening $299 that’s necessary for the Bay Area is the water at the Gate would impact coastal cial district to grow and for first order of business,” says Ezra Rapport, communities outside the bay. Turning small business to continue 1 Hour In Office Procedure executive director of the Association of the Sunset District into a wetland would to shape our community. Bay Area Governments. “And we have not probably not be an acceptable conse- So once again friends ( $550 value) done a good one to date.” quence of protecting the Marina, down- Small businesses are a neighborhood’s core PHOTO: FOGCITYFOG / FLICKR and neighbors, its time to One reason is that doing a regional town, and other low lying areas. think globally, but shop plan involves myriad local and regional As Donald Rumsfeld famously said, locally, and support small agencies working together on a threat there are a lot of known unknowns and From entry-level jobs to business, especially while that is abstract and only tangentially con- unknown unknowns. The future of the we celebrate San Francisco nected to their core mission. The closest Marina district and the rest of the City high-paying service industry jobs, Small Business Week, May Smile SF: Dr Farah Sefidvash agency, BCDC, was created to stop the are full of both as we enter the era of 13 – 18. Stop in your favor- bay from shrinking. The challenge ahead climate disruption. One thing is cer- small business is the backbone ite locally owned salons, The Art & Science of Beautiful Smiles is a bay that will certainly expand. tain: Dealing with the local impacts is stores, and restaurants this 3012 Steiner Street, Suite A Another is that climate scientists mea- going to be expensive. Living along the of our economy. month and let them know sure trends over many decades, and their California coast has never been cheap, you appreciate what they do San Francisco, CA 94123 projections typically apply to swaths of and we haven’t seen anything yet. small businesses. From entry- boutique retailers, and a to make the Marina the best land bigger than individual states, let level jobs to high paying dynamic social scene! place on earth. alone counties or cities. That’s a challenge Greg Dalton is the host of Climate One, service industry jobs, small That’s one reason why For more information Call Today: 415-922-2990 for mayors and county supervisors. a project of The Commonwealth Club of business is the backbone of the Prop G Formula Retail on San Francisco Small Offer Expires 5/31/2013 Though the timeframe is uncertain, California. A podcast of all Climate One our economy. Ordinance was overwhelm- Business Week, visit www. planners know certain things will need programs, including the “Bracing for Impact” And more than just jobs ingly passed by voters in sfsmallbusinessweek.com to happen. For example, the runways at shows featuring the speakers quoted in this – for every dollar spent at a 2006, despite well-funded Oakland and San Francisco airport will article, are available free in the iTunes Store. locally owned business, that campaigns against the mea- E-mail: [email protected]

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Sports Corner First day of a great season On the Bay Still plenty of racing to come

first [championship]. The second parade was It’s great to be back in the park, to see who’s surreal. We’ll be even better for the third. raising that flag. Dodger Stadium was quiet in The opening day glow — Bob Biddle, Concord October, last time I checked. Quiet before the storm I’m proud of our team. We were here for — Julio, Martinez Game 2 versus Cincinnati when they lost [and by steve hermanos supporting a World Series trophy, and over to the Giants were faced with the near-impossibili- The centerfield bleachers, Section 144 by jim maxwell The AC45s will next return to San Francisco Yacht Club’s (SFYC) the third-base line. ty of winning three games in a row in Cincinnati Like a dream come true. the bay to begin final training Wednesday Night Series on May t was a beautiful Opening Day at Before the festivities began, and during the to advance], so it’s extra special now. —Laura Dalton, Alameda ts all quiet on the bay for the Red Bull Youth America’s 1, followed by their Kiteboarding AT&T Park. The Giants and their fans game, this reporter circled the stadium, ask- — Kathryn Gonzalez, Campbell I walked in the parade a second time. I think as we head into what’s being Cup, which will debut between Series on Thursday, May 2 and celebrated their victorious 2012 season ing fans: How does it feel to be world cham- we got a great chance (for another title). It’s all billed as the “Summer of the Louis Vuitton Cup Challenger Windsurfing Series on Friday May Iand the echoes of the 2010 championship. A pions for the second time in three years? On the cable car about the fans. IRacing” with the America’s Cup Series and the America’s Cup 3. The Golden Gate Yacht Club group of players raised the new championship It was this big explosion in 2010. You didn’t — David, Concord. Usher. scheduled for July 4 through Sept. Finals, from Sept. 1 to 4. The gets the month rolling with their flag. One at a time, as each basked in extended On the arcade think it would happen again so soon. You can’t 21. The AC World Series has just boats will be sailed by 19 to 25 Friday Night series also on May cheering, coaches and players jogged across I didn’t expect to win another one so soon. be greedy, but you do want it again. Section 117 wrapped up its second season in year olds, and each team member 3. While you can probably catch the outfield, between a pair of podiums each It seemed so magical—even more than the — Caroline Cannizzaro Winning two World Series as a Yankee fan is Naples, Italy, and while Oracle must be a citizen of the coun- racing on the bay nearly everyday Joe Bambara and crew aboard #32 Little Dipper, with the Bear As long as you beat the Dodgers, the rest a given. As a Giants fan it’s Alice in Wonderland. Team USA’s top skippers Jimmy try they will represent. Ten teams of the week during May, a couple fleet’s eponymous logo on sail PHOTO: ELLEN HOKE is gravy. — Andrew Sisolak Spithill and Ben Ainslie stayed here have qualified to compete, includ- of the largest regattas are starting — Mike Pallas I’m having a hard time with this. If you to continue tuning up the AC72s, ing Australia, France, Germany, on the first weekend in May on the As we take note of Small Business While the fleet at one time num- were writing a movie script, it would be unbe- Tom Slingsby took the helm for Portugal, Sweden, Switzerland, 4th and 5th, with the Yacht Racing Week in the City, of particular bered 69 boats, it has since dwin- Behind the scoreboard lievable. Everyone was saying ’bye to each Oracle Team USA and was able and two teams each for New Association’s (YRA) Great Vallejo note are the Bear boats, having dled in numbers over the years We were very fortunate for it to happen in a other at the end of Game 2 versus Cinci, but to deliver an exciting win in the Zealand and USA. Meanwhile, the Race expecting 250 boats to be been designed and built right here as time and tide – and economic different way. It was such a team effort. I want one kid a few rows back said, ‘I’ll see you next Match Racing Championship in AC72s continue to amaze as they entered and the SFYC’s Elvstrom in San Francisco starting in 1931 circumstances – take their toll. Zito to have another great year. And Timmy. weekend.’ He was right. And one more thing: his ACWS debut. Zellerbach race expect- while the economy was still reeling However, Boat #1, the Merry Bear, — Patsy, Concord The important thing is the Yankees aren’t He was also able ing 65 entries right from the Great Depression, by the can still be found on display in the It feels unreal, like in a dream. Like winning the World Series when we are. to bring home the along City Front. Nunes Brothers boatyard. Ever the S.F. Maritime Museum. So before this is something that can’t happen — Jim O’Neil, Cow Hollow overall Season One needs to look no further than But for a real con- entrepreneurs, the Nunes’ set out the hi-tech carbon-fiber wing- in reality. [After they won the second Game 7 versus the Cardinals. There was Championship trast to the upcoming to design an economical sail-away sailed hyphenated boats arrive in championship] I was having a hard time something about the refraction of the light. We by preserving the the annual Wooden Boat Racing America’s Cup, one boat for the rough waters of the force, take a trip down memory doing anything; I was on a winner’s high stood in the rain for one and a half hours. The commanding lead needs to look no fur- bay, and succeeded so wildly that lane, enjoy a piece of San Francisco for months. light went from white stadium lights, and in the Spithill had built Association’s Woodies Invitational. ther than the annual by the mid-1950s the Bear was the history while at it, and check out — Charles, Pacifica rain the lights turned yellow — sepia — and the for the team. The Wooden Boat Racing largest single design fleet on the the Woodies the end of May. It’s always better when you have a son to share game looked like it does in an old movie. Luna Rossa Swordfish team, with stretch the boundaries of speed Association’s Woodies Invitational bay. As the story goes, the first boat For up-to-date local race infor- it with. The second time around was better. — John Laughton, Monterrey legendary Francesco Bruni at the under sail with each new trial, hosted by the SFYC starting Friday, was launched on a typical blus- mation on the Bay, visit www.yra. — Ron Amos, South San Francisco helm, was narrowly edged out by both here on the bay with Oracle May 31. The Woodies features tery and foggy summer day with org, www.ggyc.com and www.stfyc. And the game on Opening Day? To make it Slingsby in the final match race. Team USA and Team Artemis, sleek International One Designs, all the pomp and circumstance com. To purchase tickets (now Bleacher plaza beer cart even more perfect, the Giants beat the St. Louis But Bruni battled back to win the and at the other end of the globe Knarr, and Birds along with the the launch of a new boat design on sale) or learn more about the This year I like being the world champ Cardinals 1–0, a strong step in their quest for final Fleet Race of the series and down in Aukland, New Zealand, stouter Bear and Folk boats. These deserved. The commodore of the America’s Cup go to www.ameri underdogs. Nobody is picking the Giants to their third San Francisco championship. earn enough points for the over- where Team New Zealand and classic wooden boats can be seen SFYC, Cliff Smith, remarked “That cascup.com and visit www.oracle- win it again, and the Giants know how to win. all Naples Series Championship in Luna Rossa are testing their teams. moored in front of both yacht is a bear of a boat!” A young Ernie team-usa.americascup.com/ to fol- Clockwise: The Giants await their Opening Day introductions; Bochy leads a crew of 2002 and ’89 never happened. I just love being Steve Hermanos is the author of the new book, front of a raucous home crowd that Until July rolls around, there is clubs in the West Marina through- Nunes replied “Good, let’s call it a low Team USA’s progress. Giants across the field to raise the championship flag; Bochy shows the crowd the in this ballpark. Orange Waves of Giants! 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by marcia gagliardi (901 Cole Street, 415-742-5505) partner) is smaller and more of the vendors will serve a new about using what she calls “the in the former EOS space in Cole focused than at Mamacita, and menu choice each month, so good stuff,” like real butter, flour, ver on the waterfront, Valley. The team, which is also everything is house-made from you can check back often and eggs, and produce, to create sim- celebrity chef Michael responsible for places like Tipsy scratch, including corn and try new things. Off the Grid ple but delicious pastries. Each Chiarello (Bottega) Pig, Umami and Blue Barn, flour tortillas and all salsas and is also starting the brand-new of these ingredients has taken Ohas opened Coqueta (Pier 5, includes Nate Valentine, Sam Josi sauces. Look for tacos served prix-fixe dining service, which on a bit of a personality, which 415-704-8866), his Spanish and Stryker Scales. The new spot in pairs, enchiladas and chila- is a specialty heated lounge area you can see in the graphic design project in the former Lafitte. is quite large, with three levels. quiles, and an array of appe- where you can make a reserva- at the location. The wonderful The 84-seat space features an On the main level is the dining tizers and sides, which will tion to have a more composed graphics, from Rubber Design open kitchen, a rustic-chic look room, which includes intimate change with the seasonal avail- meal with one of the participat- feature personifications of milk, (complete with cowhide rugs), booths for two, communal tables ability of ingredients. As much ing vendors, including Azalina’s eggs, and flour, and appear not views of the water, and an out- and bistro-height tables. The sec- of the restaurant’s produce as and Hapa SF, plus cocktails (and only on the walls but also on the door and glass-enclosed patio ond level, off to one side, accom- possible comes from Oak Hill more) from Derby Cocktail Co., to-go cups. Join Us As We Celebrate the 150-Year room reserved for walk-ins modates the bar, and a mezzanine Farm in Glen Ellen (owned by a new mobile bar concept by As for the menu, look out for hungry for tapas. level has additional Stag Dining. The cookies, fruit bars, buttermilk Anniversary of the Iconic Cliff House! The chef is Ryan McIlwraith seating that will average cost for the biscuits, and seasonal specials (a (Bottega), who offers an array eventually be avail- prix fixe is $40, plus recent one was strawberry pie Salmon deviled eggs of hot and cold tapas, cured able for large groups The spot is absolutely darling (but optional beverage with Straus ice cream —can you On July 17th and 18th we will host complimentary meats (like jamón iberico and and private parties. pairings available. say “springtime”?). There are also history events with presentations by local historians chorizo), dishes off the wood- The agave- not too twee), with turquoise walls, The market’s hours sandwiches and salads for lunch, and displays of antiquities from local collectors. fired grill, paella served on the focused bar pro- are 5 p.m. – 10 plus a potpie. For lunch, check New twists on deviled eggs hour, and grilled calçots (a type gram, developed lots of sunshine, and fresh flowers. p.m. Fridays. out granola and yogurt or, for of scallion), which Chiarello has by David Ruiz, fea- There’s anoth- a savory option, try the biscuits On July 19th we will have a celebration of tasting From candied bacon to salmon roe been growing specifically for tures lots of tequila- and mez- Josi’s grandmother), and they’ve er spot to get your baked goods and gravy. They’ve also got cakes, and dancing in the Terrace Room with a ticket price the restaurant. Regional dishes cal-based drinks (por supuesto), arranged for the farm to plant on: Flour + Co (1030 Hyde pies, and loaves of bread, so it’s a by susan dyer reynolds of $18.63 in honor of the 1863 building. In a small bowl, mix together dry range from Madrid, Catalonia, though gin and whiskey lov- some special items just for them, Street, 415-992-7620) from great place to pick up something ingredients. Sprinkle each bacon slice the Basque country, and beyond. ers can also find something to so you’ll find some unusual veg- Emily Day, who used to run on your way to somewhere fabu- he humble deviled egg is enjoy- liberally with the spiced sugar mixture. Joe Cleveland (who previously love. The bar area is a fashion- etable choices, like crispy kale operations over at La Boulange lous. They’re currently open daily Beginning in July, in both Sutro's and ing quite a renaissance these Bake 10 minutes; flip slices and sprin- worked for José Andrés) is run- able take on a Mexican cantina, sprouts. They are hoping to add (pre-Starbucks), and her hus- 6:30 a.m.–6 p.m.. The Bistro, we will offer dining specials that days, finding itself on trendy kle with remaining mixture; bake until ning the bar program, which while the dining room has very brunch and lunch in the future, band, Ryan. Trestaurant menus across the country. cooked through and crisp (about 15 includes an innovative and high ceilings and dramatic win- so stay tuned. The spot is absolutely darling Marcia Gagliardi writes a popu- celebrate our long and rich culinary history. I have fond memories of my mother’s minutes more). Set aside to cool. extensive drink menu ranging dows, which many will remem- The spring weather means Off (but not too twee), with tur- lar weekly e-column about din- classic version — mayo, a little mustard, from gin and tonics to sangria ber from the EOS days, and the Grid is back at Fort Mason quoise walls, lots of sunshine, ing in S.F. (subscribe for free a little Worcestershire sauce, and some For the deviled eggs: and sherries. Open nightly for the height has been kept com- with its Friday night market. and a plethora of fresh flow- at www.tablehopper.com) and For more information please visit our website. cracked pepper — and while I love Slice the eggs in half lengthwise and, dinner; lunch and brunch will fortable with natural-weave and The market has some new fea- ers. It’s the perfect place to has a book, The Tablehopper’s the traditional style, I came up with a using your thumbs, gently pop the yolks be added later. punched-metal hanging lamps. tures this time around, includ- enjoy a spring afternoon with Guide to Dining and Drinking 1090 Point Lobos San Francisco 415-386-3330 www.CliffHouse.com couple of versions that I like even bet- into a small bowl and place the whites on Arriba! The crew from The menu from head chef ing cocktails from the Alembic Stumptown coffee and some in San Francisco. E-mail hot tips Private Events Direct 415-666-4027 [email protected] ter. The first is a spicy Asian take with a serving platter. Add remaining ingredi- Mamacita has opened Padrecito Luis Contreras (who is also a and beer from Magnolia. Each rockin’ baked goods. Day is all to [email protected]. candied bacon; the other is inspired ents to the yolks, smash with a fork, and by the lox bagels I love so much in then whisk until smooth. New York City. When bacon is cool enough to handle, For perfectly hardboiled eggs, place crumble one slice (in small enough pieces to fresh (preferably pastured) eggs in a pan fit through the tip of a piping bag) into egg and cover with cold water. Bring to a mixture, and whisk until fully incorporated. The place boil, turn off the heat, and cover the pan. Fill a piping bag fitted with a large star After exactly 15 minutes, run the eggs tip with the mixture and carefully pipe under cold water to stop the cooking the egg mixture into each white. (If you where locals process. (Note: fresh eggs are easier to don’t have a piping bag, use a gallon-size peel; pastured eggs are available at better freezer bag and cut off one of the bottom markets like Whole Foods.) corners.) eat seafood! Crumble remainder of bacon slices CANDIED BACON DEVILED EGGS over tops of eggs, sprinkle with chives, Serves 6–8 and serve immediately. Spectacular Bay Views Candied bacon LOX AND SALMON ROE DEVILED EGGS 4 strips of high-quality bacon (I like Prather Serves 6–8 Ranch, available at the Ferry Building) 2 tablespoons light brown sugar Egg filling 1 teaspoon of togarashi or cayenne 6 large hardboiled eggs, peeled powder (or as much as desired) 4 ounces good quality smoked salmon, 1 teaspoon Chinese five spice powder finely chopped Pinch of ground cinnamon ¼ cup mayonnaise (use more for cream- Pinch of ground ginger ier filling) ¼ cup cream cheese, room temperature Egg filling Juice of one medium lemon (preferably 6 large hardboiled eggs, peeled Meyer lemon) ¼ cup mayonnaise (use more for cream- 1 tablespoon fresh chives (plus extra ier filling) for garnish), finely chopped 1 clove garlic, finely chopped (optional) 1 tablespoon fresh dill, finely chopped 1 tablespoon fresh chives (plus extra for 1 teaspoon kosher salt World Famous Restaurant garnish), finely chopped ½ teaspoon white pepper, freshly ground 1 teaspoon Japanese or Chinese hot mus- tard (or 2 teaspoons regular mustard) Garnish 1 tablespoon rice wine vinegar ¼ cup salmon roe (labeled “ikura” at Juice of one medium lemon (preferably Japanese markets; optional) NO Meyer lemon) ¼ red onion, very thinly sliced (optional) Pinch of togarashi (Japanese chili sea- Chives, finely chopped 9 FISHERMEN’S soning) or cayenne powder Black pepper, freshly cracked Pinch of ground cinnamon Pinch of ground ginger Using the methods in the recipe above, 415.673.7025 Dash of light soy sauce combine all filling ingredients and pipe Free Validated Parking GROTTO Dash of maple syrup the mixture into the egg whites. If using, top each with red onion slices and salm- No. 9 Fisherman’s Wharf at the foot of Taylor For the candied bacon: on roe. Sprinkle with chives, finish with Preheat oven to 350 degrees. pepper to taste, and serve immediately. fishermensgrotto.com Banquet Facilities Available Place the bacon strips on a wire rack over a baking pan. E-mail: [email protected]

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Short Bites Outta town and across town New & Notable You had us at ‘funnel cake’ What to Drink Now Sparkling wine Dining from north to south Bar-goers and foodies alike Brut Rosé Crabs and clams and sushi by iris rowlee acres to develop their vineyards take stock of Stock in Trade and winery, in awe of its ideal cli- What: Roederer Estate Brut Rosé, $28 mate and soil. Now onto the sixth by susan dyer reynolds famous complimentary cup of clam by julie mitchell Tante Marie’s culinary school, and with mixed mesclun, spiced nuts, generation, they continue the 200- broth — or as I call it, “liquid gold.” beginning his career as a chef Gorgonzola, cranberry, apple, Why: A gorgeous salmon pink hue plus years of tradition. SALITO’S CRAB HOUSE & PRIME RIB The Old Clam House has one of the hile the sign still at Gary Danko. Consulting chef and sherry vinaigrette; coriander- greets you, bursting with robust, 1200 Bridgeway, Sausalito, 415-331- best prix-fixe deals in town: a cup of hangs in front of Maximille DiMare learned to cook seared ahi tuna with roasted, mar- tiny bubbles. Aromas of dried How: The Roederer’s winemak- 3226, www.salitoscrabhouse.com; clam chowder or a side salad and your the Marina staple, with his grandmother in Boston inated beets; shrimp and grits with roses, citrus, late summer ing approach is based on two key Monday–Friday 11:30 a.m.–10:30 p.m.; choice of entrée for $14.95. Standouts WLa Barca, the longtime Mexican and earned his chops as executive Gulf prawns and chorizo (inspired strawberry, peach, and cherry elements: complete ownership of Saturday–Sunday 8 a.m.–10:30 p.m. include the plate-filling calamari steak restaurant is no more. Instead chef at Frascati on Russian Hill by Kwan-Rosenbush’s recent trip translate to the tongue. Fresh all its vineyards, and the addi- (breakfast served until noon) doré (lightly egg battered and served the space on Lombard Street before moving to the acclaimed to the South); and hot wings with almond and minerality inter- tion of French oak-aged reserve If you want fun in the sun with great in the traditional butter-lemon sauce) is home to Stock in Trade, a Wood Tavern in Oakland. pickles, celery and blue cheese twining with yeasty, honeyed wines from their cellars to each views, food and cocktails, Salito’s is the and shrimp scampi. For $24.95, try the brand-new tavern with seating If you’re looking for sharable sauce. Carnivores will delight in notes are ushered out with a cuvée. The brut rosé is 60 per- place. A quick trip by ferry or by car, sizzling crab legs, seafood cioppino, or for 140 that opened in February. bar snacks, you can’t go wrong at lamb or smoked beef brisket slid- bright, clean finish. Elegant, cent Pinot Noir, 40 percent Salito’s once housed swinging singles’ sand dabs (petite and sweet, sand dabs And, on a recent Friday night, ers; and of course, a house-ground balanced, crisp yet supple. Chardonnay, all estate grown, spots like Zack’s, Margaritaville and are one of my favorite local fishes). For every corner of the spacious bar Angus burger on an Acme bun; put through two fermenta- Paradise Bay. The dark, dreary interior starters, try the escargot (made with and restaurant was hopping. and a bacon burger with house- Where: In the crux of tions, and aged a minimum has been revamped with a bright sea- clams instead of snails). Stock in Trade opens to a giant, cut Kennebec fries. Mendocino’s lush, bloom- of two years on the yeast. side cottage motif that includes sailor- Tip: Check out the $9.95 weekend U-shaped bar and mega flat-screen If you’ve got a sweet tooth, ing Anderson Valley, nes- blue-striped cur- breakfast. TVs turned to whichever sporting splurge on the Super Carny Funnel tled just in from the rug- When: Spring has sprung tains on some of Not to Miss: event is hot; Giants fans already love Cake with whipped cream, cara- ged coast, 125 miles north — ’tis the time for babies, the cozy, private Sizzling platters, the place. There’s also a dining area melized pears, rum caramel, and of San Francisco. blooms, and brut rosé! Take booths, but the roasted crab, cal- that features an indoor bocce ball tons of powered sugar; the choco- a spring weekend and pay their best spot is defi- amari steak doré, court and a private dining room. late cake with mint-chocolate ice Who: The family of the legend- rustic estate a visit. nitely the sunny crab Louie, clam The fun, eclectic menu has every- cream and chocolate ganache; or ary house of Roederer, Champagne deck with its linguine, clams thing from bacon-caramel pop- the decadent bacon-crusted ice Louis Roederer, (think Cristal) Roederer Estate: 4501 Highway tranquil outlook escargot corn to salads, sliders and burgers, cream sandwich with toasted searched California for years look- 128, Philo; tasting room open over Richardson ◆◆½ along with more substantial fare. Of almond brittle chocolate chip ing for the ideal growing situa- daily 11 a.m.–5 p.m., tours by Bay. The daily course there is an ample selection cookie. These guys sure know tion to set up a U.S. operation. In appointment; 707-895-2288, variety of oysters SUSHI SAM’S of wine and beer from around the how to mix sweet and savory to 1982 they settled in on 580 pristine www.roedererestate.com are some of the 218 E. 3rd world in addition to cocktails. Stock in Trade. Bar-goers at any the best effect! freshest you’ll Avenue (at B), But more than a bar, Stock hour, but especially night owls, will Brunch offers more delights, find, plump and San Mateo, in Trade has two young San appreciate munchies like crispy, from peach “lemonade” with curds, bacon, brown chicken gravy, Stock in Trade: 2036 Lombard briny with a Take in spectacular views over thick slabs 650-344-0888, Francisco culinary stars as its skinny fries with bacon aioli, Seagram’s peach-tea vodka, house- and a poached egg. Street (at Fillmore), 415-829-3000, sweet, creamy of prime rib at Salito’s in Sausalito www.sushisams. chefs. Executive chef Jake Kwan- The Pickles Jar with ranch dip, made lemonade and a splash of Come for a drink, play some http://stockintradesf.com, daily, 5 finish. True to com; Tuesday– Rosenbush grew up cooking and coconut bean dip with corn iced tea, to a breakfast burrito bocce ball or just let your taste buds p.m.–2 a.m. its name, siz- Saturday 11:30 alongside his mother in Mill chips. For those who want a meal, with chorizo and black beans; and ramble over the menu. Stock in zling iron skillets a.m.–2 p.m. & Valley, refining his technique at there’s a healthful farmer’s salad breakfast poutine with fries, cheese Trade is certainly the place to rally. E-mail: [email protected] piled with roasted 5–10 p.m Dungeness crab I first discov- and thick slabs of ered Sushi Sam’s juicy, tender, well- over two decades marbled prime ago, and I still rib are highlights try to make a (and Salito’s gets trip there at least extra points for once a month having prime because I think rib available at it’s the best sushi lunch). Fresh fish in the Bay Area. like sand dabs are I’m not alone: served with your I discovered Sushi Sam’s Ask top chefs choice of prepa- like Thomas rations (I like over two decades ago, Keller, Laurent the lemon-but- Manrique, and ter-caper sauce). and I still try to make a Ron Siegel where House-baked they go for sushi, kettle bread with trip there once a month. and they’ll tell Straus Creamery you Sushi Sam’s. butter; delicate but decadent crab chow- Named for owner Osamu (“Sam”) der; salumi; and the cheese board are Sugiyama, the casual ambiance and great starters. Sip an artisanal cocktail reasonable prices are polar opposites (served in elegant “Nick and Nora” from the dining experience — not glasses) like the ginger martini or clas- only does Sam get sparklingly fresh sic Manhattan, and chat with the friend- seafood, he features some unusual and ly crowd to complete the perfect lunch hard-to-find items and only serves or dinner. what’s in season. One of my favor- Tip: Hot-iron skillets of mix and ites is his California hand roll, made match garlic-butter roasted mussels, with real snow crab dressed lightly in shrimp and crab are great for sharing. Japanese mayonnaise. The nori shat- Not to Miss: Roasted crab, prime rib, ters like thin glass but is strong enough oysters, crab chowder, crab Alfredo, ket- to hold the contents and stay crisp tle bread so you don’t end up tugging at limp, New Stock ◆◆½ chewy seaweed with your teeth. Sam California Olive Oils you won't nd anywhere else! makes many of his own seasonings to THE OLD CLAM HOUSE Daily Oil Olive, Balsamic, Tapenades, Pesto Tastings complement the fish, so quite a few “The Franciscan Crab Restaurant is hands down the best food you’ll find on San Francisco’s Fisherman’s Wharf.” – Sunset Magazine 299 Bayshore Boulevard, San Francisco, items require no soy sauce (take the Catering 415-826-4880, www.theoldclamhousesf. waiter’s word for it). Pier 43 1/2 ~ 415.397.3600 ~ franciscanrestaurant.com CUSTOM LABELS for corporate gifts, weddings, com; Monday–Friday 11 a.m.–10 p.m., Tip: Always check the spe- parties or anything Saturday–Sunday 10 a.m.–10 p.m. cials board, where you’ll find Sam’s (breakfast served until 3 p.m.) seasonal offerings. Ask about our freef shipping When you can’t get to Sausalito but Not to Miss: California hand roll, Mondays you still want a sizzling platter of gar- toro, arctic char, baby lobster, hamachi, licky Dungeness crab, check out The pork belly appetizer, uni, anago, house- Old Clam House, which is owned by made desserts the same folks as Salito’s. Much of the ◆◆½ menu is similar (and equally consis- tent in quality), but you’ll also find the E-mail: [email protected]

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Clockwise: Spring’s hottest color takes its cues from the Emerald City; Homey, handcrafted accessories make a chic comeback; Kitchens are being made with more eco-friendly materials and natural-grain woods

by maryann lorusso butes this trend to the increased way to infuse novelty or boldness and organic fabrics. They’re also been pining for gold details. accessibility of vintage and crafty without making too big of a com- also creating “living walls” of “Shine, shine, shine is back,” says f the decorating fore- items. “In years past, it could have mitment.” Statement lighting may greenery that not only deliver Bittner, who confirms that luster casts are accurate, this year’s taken months of scouring flea be seen in almost every room in air-purification and humidifi- is in demand. “At [the] Showcase most stylish homes will be markets for the perfect needle- the Showcase, says Bittner. “You’ll cation benefits to the home’s you’ll find lots of polish and lac- Idown-to-earth yet high impact. point pillow,” she says. “Now, an see porcelain chandeliers, brass- interior, says Schrank, but quer. You’ll see nickel and brass Modern yet vintage. And green Etsy search turns up hundreds of plated sconces, glazed ceramic also “bring the rustic look sconces, nickeled iron ends and in more ways than one. The new fantastic options.” chandeliers, and an Art Deco ante- of the outdoors indoors, and Venetian plaster ceilings” with trends, including everything Even kitchen design is morph- lope horn chandelier.” And in a give the space a tranquil and gold accents. from eye-popping paint colors to ing from slick modern to homey living room designed by Catherine cohesive feel.” Color’s comeback: A range of homespun furniture and accesso- modern. Designers are embrac- Kwong, ceiling-to-floor fringe Tribal power: As globalization punchy hues from lemon sorbet ries, will be on full view through ing vintage-looking materials chandeliers evoke a sexy vintage brings the corners of the world to cobalt blue is working its way May 27 at 2800 Pacific Avenue, such as irregular flooring, weath- feel, reminiscent of “Bianca and closer together, home interiors into previously subdued spaces, where more than 500 interior ered concrete, crackle-glazed tiles Mick Jagger in the earlier years.” are seeing a broader and more with emerald green the season’s and landscape designers trans- that look handmade, eclectic range of eth- “it” color. “Home décor often mir- formed a stately Georgian man- and woods that show nic influences. African rors fashion trends, and emerald sion for the 2013 San Francisco natural grains. Jenny inspiration, in particu- has certainly been played up on Decorator Showcase Bittner, director of the Furniture that looks lived-in, lar, is a big trend this the [recent] runways,” says Weiss, So what are the season’s bold Showcase, says at 2800 season, as tribal patterns who notes that the renowned new looks? Here are a few of the Pacific Avenue we’ll see wood finishes that appear crop up on rugs, art and color authority Pantone chose it trends you’re likely to see, not only a kitchen by Jute that accessories, furniture, as the Color of the Year. In home at the Showcase, but also in stores features wood counter aged, and hand sketching all and bedding. “It’s a look accessories, Schrank is seeing “a and catalogs in the months ahead. tops, storage baskets echo a predigital age. that’s been around for lot of strong, decisive color choic- Right at home: If you’re feeling and hand sketching. a long time, but I cer- es” such as burnt orange, poppy nostalgic, you’re in luck, because She says, “It’s a place tainly see it a lot more and topaz, as well as bold black- vintage, handmade and lived-in that feels homey, whether you’re Earth Day: Nature-inspired now,” Schrank says. “There is and-white contrast on rugs, pil- are the catch words of the season. cooking dinner with the fam- motifs, particularly florals and now an organic nature to these lows, and accessories. At the Don’t be surprised to see home- ily or enjoying a glass of wine in botanicals, are popping up on products that evokes warmth and Showcase, visitors will see “lots spun accessories like knitted good company.” everything from home acces- has the ability to sooth.” Look for of black, white, and grays with pouf covers, rustic accents such Just the right light: Designers sories to wallpaper. Feathers details such as imitation animal pops of bright emerald, bright as hand-woven storage baskets, have always known that beauti- are adding texture and fancy to skins, houndstooth prints and pink, royal blue, and chartreuse,” and irresistibly touchable textures ful lighting can transform a room, pillows, sculptures, even light- ornate wood carvings, all in an says Bittner, who points out that like suede and fur for every room and the latest designs do this in ing. But the earthiest appeal earthy palette. although the house is very tra- of the house. Furniture with a a bold new way. This season is comes from eco-friendly design Let it shine: This season’s well- ditional on the outside, “once lived-in look, wood finishes that all about statement lighting, as choices. “People are increas- polished homes are aglow with you walk in, you’ll be surprised appear aged, and hand sketch- glazed ceramic lamps, large sculp- ingly concerned about using brass, lacquer, and gold accents, by the super chic, modern look ing as a decorative element on tural pendants, oversized kitchen the greenest products in their as these and other high-gloss fin- on the inside.” walls all harken back to a predigi- lights, dramatic chandeliers, and homes,” says Marla Schrank ishes make their way into many tal age. Palmer Weiss, of Palmer Art Deco lights step into the lime- of Marla Schrank Interiors in rooms of the house. Brass makes Maryann LoRusso is a San Weiss Interior Design in San light. Like a beautiful piece of jew- San Francisco, and they’re opt- the biggest comeback, this time Francisco-based journalist who Francisco, who has contributed elry, a gorgeous light can make an ing for natural materials such mixed with other metals, and also writes a blog for women at to the Showcase in the past, attri- impact, says Weiss, and “is a great as bamboo, recycled glass Schrank says her clients have www.redtypewriter.com.

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@nite Late-night dining Enter Stage Left Peace of mind Book Notes Autobiography of a punk rocker Tracking down post- The good, the bad Punk poetics: club grub in a city and the mindful Richard Hell in his own words by evalyn baron der: Do I really want to be this mindful? Whose desk is this anyway? Oh yeah, I’m by sharon anderson Indians, Mickey Mouse, Generation” became an that sometimes sleeps ome people lose hearts here, but reminded: It’s mine. and The Lone Ranger. anthem of alienation in recently, I found my mind. Can When did being mindful become “Poetry must be made by An early lesson in imper- the burgeoning punk- you hear Tony Bennett crooning a minefield? all and not by one.” manence came when his rock scene. Hell portrays by maryann lorusso Thai and curry houses that until 4 a.m. every night of Sthat as you read? Sublime as it is to bite into a slice of Suzy — Comte de Lautréamont father died suddenly these times, and himself, pepper the city and are open the week. Half of the res- I discovered it in a small room on Cakes, to mindfully taste its dense sweet- — an event made more with a playful detach- s a native New until breakfast. But if you are taurant, which was found- Divisadero Street. I completed a Mindfulness ness, the creamy icing, being ever more he ripple effect poignant because it was ment and naked honesty. Yorker who seeking comfort food with a ed in 1927, is housed inside Based Stress Reduction class at Osher Center. mindful, I can now feel the five pounds of of an influen- connected with the first Youthful arrogance, the has lived here vintage twist, head to Mel’s a railroad car that original- I am now a mindfulness junkie. butter, the dozen eggs stirred into each fork- tial life creates time young Richard ran excited rush of forming Afor almost a decade, it Drive-In, of American ly served the Key Line that Based on Jon Kabat-Zinn’s work at the ful, and reflexively practicing the body scan Tplot developments to away from home, some- a band, writing a song, still amazes me how San Graffiti fame, which has ran between San Francisco University of Massachusetts Medical School, that is part of MBSR, I am excruciatingly rival the greatest performance, drugs, Francisco’s nightlife comes four San Francisco loca- and East Bay. The restau- Mel’s Drive-In has four locations in the City, including the Lombard Street site, which from which he wrote his transformational mindful of the fat building along my feet, novels. In his new sex, the smell of to a screeching halt at 2 tions and offers a slew of rant continues to enjoy its is open 24 hours Full Catastrophe Living, this class changed ankles, shins, thighs, tummy, hips, all the autobiography, I an old book store, a.m. At even the liveliest options, from hamburgers long reign as a pit stop for my life. But I’m wondering: Is that an entirely way up the scanning route. Now, even my Dreamed I Was A sleeping on floors in establishments, at precisely and cheese fries to cheese- hungry partiers. to the late-night dining Desperately seeking English Pup fare. Both res- good thing? head feels fat. Very Clean Tramp, bare rooms, a scar- 2:01, if not earlier, there are cake. On Fridays and Folks who have been scene is Pig and Pie (2962 sushi after midnight? taurants serve food until 1 This MBSR class trained us in body scan- Suddenly, I am too aware of that cell- singer, songwriter, city of food, money, no more drinks to be had. Saturdays, both the Mission hitting the bars in North 24th Street, 415-401-8770), Ryoko’s downtown (619 a.m. several nights a week. ning, daily yoga/meditation, and writing phone occupied nanny on Chestnut Street musician, pub- dead ends, and new No more music. The band Street Mel’s (801 Mission Beach should head to which occupies the former Taylor Street, 415-775- Two other locations for exercises listing things we became mindful who dangerously straps her 3-year-old lisher, and writer directions — Hell’s packs up, and the bartender Street, 415-227-0793) Buster’s Cheesesteak (366 Discolandia record shop. 1028) has been a late-night late-night dinners are Nopa of as the class progressed. We even did a charge to the front of the stroller, so the Richard Hell relives episodic recollec- starts wiping down the bar. and the Inner Richmond Columbus Avenue, 415- Open Friday and Saturday dining staple for more (560 Divisadero Street, mindful eating exercise, which was intrigu- baby girl sits hovering over the sidewalk like selected moments tions read like short Those who want to stay location (3355 Geary 392-2800), which churns nights until 1 a.m., the than 23 years. Featured on 415-864-8643) in the ing and vaguely disgusting. We did miles of the maidenhead on the prow of a ship. And from his own poems told with a out just a little bit longer Boulevard, 415-387-2255, out tender, Philly-style restaurant offers house- the Food Network show Western Addition/NoPa, slow-walking meditations and much talking over there, I see all too clearly the woman in ongoing narrative. grace and precision and need some fuel to the site of the original Mel’s) cheesesteaks and juicy burg- made Italian sausage mac Midnight Munchies, this where you can indulge in about our personal discoveries. For eight six-inch heels destroying her feet. I can now Known as one of refined over the dis- keep the evening going are open until 3 a.m. The ers until 2:30 a.m. Although and cheese, a nice selec- affordable basement sushi organic wood-fired cuisine weeks, we tuned into ourselves, each other, feel her pain. Is this a good thing? I am so the innovators of the tance of years. may find themselves at a Van Ness restaurant (1050 Buster’s is primarily a take- tion of beers on tap, and, bar is open seven days a like grass-fed burgers and everything we saw, heard, felt, and smelled. aware of all my emotions! Ouch. punk rock move- I Dreamed I Was loss for where out joint, a of course, pies. Nearby in week until 2 a.m., but last Moroccan vegetable tagine We became aware of how unmindful we Breathing in the sweet morning air on the ment, Hell’s influ- A Very Clean Tramp to get some few counter Bernal Heights, the tiny call for food is 1:30 a.m. seven days a week until 1 all were on a daily basis. It took a layer off the front stoop of our house, I then feel my skin ence is far reach- stands apart in a late-night fare. and sidewalk Salvadorian joint El Zocalo On Friday and Saturday a.m., or Hayes Valley eatery world around us. Everything became clearer. prickle as a perfectly innocent skateboarder ing. In the 1970s, time when autobi- This is also Those who want to stay out a seats are ideal (3230 , 415- nights, the restaurant hosts Sauce (131 Gough Street, Calmer. Sharper. All that deep breathing and scrapes by; I cook dinner for the house, Malcolm McLaren ographies and mem- hard to find for grabbing 282-2572) specializes in a local D.J. 415-252-1369), where mental focus was relaxing. Still is. adore each bite of food, and then no mat- adapted Hell’s oirs are published in a health- bit longer and need some fuel a quick bite. handmade pupusas, guaca- If you’ve been partying Portobello mushroom fries, Now, it’s lovely to sit in my bright, cozy ter how hard I try to use it as a meditation spiky hairstyle, with greater and conscious city to keep the evening going may Also in North mole and spicy salsa, sure in the Marina Triangle bacon-wrapped mini meat- home office, built for me off our kitchen exercise, I experience hating all those dirty torn clothes and greater frequency. where even Beach, 15 to ward off any late-night and find yourself crav- loaf, and other comfort by three men who know their way around dishes afterward. Did I ever despise house- safety pins to fash- I Dreamed I Was A Very Clean Tramp: An Do we really need Autobiography, by Richard Hell, 293 pages, the biggest find themselves at a loss for Romolo (15 hunger pains. ing a post-midnight meal, food await you until 2 a.m. power tools: ex-hubby, Phillip; his clever keeping so much before? Probably. But I’ve ion the look of his Ecco/Harper Collins, $25.99 another life story? party animals Romolo Place, In the financial district, stop in at Delarosa (2175 For the true night eater, partner, Dr. Sheldon Cale; and my helpful never been so mindful of it. new group, the Sex This one burns are known where to get late-night fare. 415-398-1359) Globe (290 Pacific Avenue, Chestnut Street, 415-673- the ultimate challenge may husband, Peter. I am mindful of the skill, love, I adore life one moment and am bewil- Pistols. Hell is also a char- thing he would repeat brighter among the to wake up serves up local- 415-391-4132) will put a 7100), which dishes out be 25-year Inner Richmond and creativity that fill this space. Gratefully dered by its every challenge the next. It’s acter of contradictions. A with his schoolmate Tom excess of remembrances. at 5:30 a.m. on a week- ) doesn’t ly sourced bar bites and car- plate of broccoli di ciccio Italian specialties such as veteran Korean Village mindful. Nonjudgementally aware. like being on some rare drug all the time, high school dropout, at an Miller, later known as Hell’s autobiography is end morning to go cycling. close until 4 a.m. on those nival fare until 2 a.m. Head or truffle-oil infused pizza beet carpacci, fennel sau- Wooden Charcoal BBQ But then — full catastrophe indeed — my but the drug is my consciousness. There is early age he was obsessed Tom Verlaine. frank without self-indul- However, those hunting for evenings, and the Marina over for fresh-cut fries, fun- in front of you until 1 a.m. sage pizza, and gnocchi (4611 , mind’s newly honed lens tightens in on the that marvelous relaxation, the letting go that with poetry and litera- The reader can never gence; his lean, eloquent food in the wee hours do location (2165 Lombard nel cakes with homemade most evenings. Closer to Florentine until 1 a.m. You 415-751-6336), where you messy stacked bills; ragged envelopes; file comes with meditation. But there are these ture. He made a habit of be sure if Tom Verlaine, writing style possesses a have options, from burritos Street, 415-921-3039) stays jam, or, if you’re still thrill- Union Square, Bouche (603 can also make a beeline can stuff yourself silly with folders bulging with research and Chinese moment-to-moment discoveries. And it’s a rebellion while seeking Hell’s primary collabo- conversational immedia- and burgers to fine dining. open 24 hours. seeking after midnight, Bush Street, 415-956-0396) for Brazen Head (3166 grilled meat until 3 a.m. menus; snapshots of Peter, Phillip, my two roller coaster. a kind of acceptance in rator, is a friend or an cy that carries the story If you have spent the eve- One of the more clas- a Fatted Calf frank from supplies the late-night culi- Buchanan Street, 415- “year round, every day.” dogs, my daddy with brother Richard as Oh well. I asked for it. In fact, I’m ask- New York’s overlapping enemy. Powerful things along and ignites it with ning overindulging, greasy sic late-night joints is Napa, stuffed with cheddar nary crowd with duck con- 921-7600) in Cow Hollow a 5-year-old, all stuck in odd places; my ing for more by beginning another MBSR worlds of music, art, were born out of the an energy that keeps the fast food may be in order. If Grubstake Diner (1525 and wrapped in a corn torti- fit croquants, kale-stuffed for American cuisine in a Maryann LoRusso is a San framed Tony nomination, dusty, ignored, course this month. It’s that powerful. and literature. edgy uncertainty of pages turning. that’s the case, head to one Pine Street, 415-673-8268), lla from the Mission district. risotto, and other small cozy setting, or its sister Francisco-based journalist who behind the even dustier green lamp; another Maybe it’ll eventually help me notice that Born Richard Meyers their relationship. Their of the many taquerias, piz- which serves made-to- Speaking of the Mission, California/French plates Liverpool Lil’s (2942 Lyon also writes a blog for women at pile of books constantly threatening to fall car that’s just beginning to pull out of the in Lexington, Ky., in 1949, bands the Neon Boys and Sharon Anderson is an art- zerias, or hole-in-the-wall order burgers and breakfast one of the latest additions until 1 a.m. Street, 415-921-6664) for www.redtypewriter.com. over; the smudged windows; the blue glass parking space I’ve been seeking for an hour. he describes a mid-cen- Television influenced ist and writer in Southern Buddha from Spirit Rock; the dismaying tury childhood imagina- countless groups. Hell California. She can be reached filth of my computer keyboard, and I won- E-mail: [email protected] tion full of cowboys and and The Voidoid’s “Blank at mindtheimage.com. The Best of Books Movies What’s worth your time? nimble in its intricacy, and avoids film about four suburban computer both been damaged by a terrifying easy, audience-friendly resolutions. engineers and entrepreneurs who set of circumstances. The phrase What you’re reading It could have been a misfire. inadvertently build an extraordinary “out-of-body” experience gains new Michael Snyder on film Instead, it presents a thoroughly device in their garage lab. meaning in Upstream Color, which Bestsellers and recommendations modern subject with emotional ver- Carruth received serious atten- also deals with crime, psychotropic ity. Plus, the cast — including Jason tion and praise for Primer, even drugs, animal husbandry, and ques- compiled by sandy mullin AND DELIVERANCE IN by michael snyder Well, it turns out that Disconnect Bateman (Up in the Air, Identity Thief), if it wasn’t a box-office smash. I tions of predestination. I can only THE CITY OF LOVE, by is one of my favorite films of the Hope Davis (American Splendor, expected he would use the critical say so much about it without ruin- BOOKS INC. HARDCOVER David Talbot hanks to modern tech- year so far — an interwoven tale About Schmidt), Michael Nyqvist respect to latch on to a high-profile ing the surprising nature of what’s BEST-SELLER LIST 9. THE FLAMETHOWERS: A nology, you can enjoy a in the manner of Crash and Babel, (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo), studio project or stay indie with on screen; it won’t be to everyone’s 1. LEAN IN: WOMEN, WORK, NOVEL, by Rachel Kushner wealth of current films at a although timelier and palpably true. Andrea Riseborough (Brighton bigger names and budgets while his taste. That said, it’s remarkable, puz- AND THE WILL TO LEAD, 10. GONE GIRL: A NOVEL, Ttheater, on a high-def screen in your It didn’t hurt that it was direct- Rock, W. E.), Alexander Skarsgård fire burned hot. Instead, he disap- zling, disturbing, and actually quite by Sheryl Sandberg by Gillian Flynn war interaction of the Soviet STAFF PICKS FOR ALL AGES STAFF PICKS FOR AGES living room, on a lap-top at a cafe, ed and co-written by Henry Alex (True Blood, Melancholia), and Paula peared for almost a decade. Or so it beautiful to look at. 2. WILD, by Cheryl Strayed Union and China, and finally, MY FATHER’S ARMS ARE 10 AND UP or on a hand-held device. But what’s Rubin, who made the acclaimed Patton (Mission Impossible: Ghost seemed. In fact, he was working on With its shifting timeline, impres- 3. IT’S ALL GOOD: DELIC- the communist takeover (he’s A BOAT, by Stein Erik Linde, MOTHERSHIP: (EVER- worth your time and attention? documentary Murderball. Protocol, Precious) — is first-rate. a film called “A Topiary” that would sionistic microcosmic and macro- IOUS, EASY RECIPES THAT STAFF PICKS FOR ADULTS relentless in his criticism of Oyvind Torseter and Kari Dickson EXPANDING UNIVERSE), In the tapestry of Disconnect, Yes, in this group of accomplished have cost quite a lot more to make cosmic visions, and enigmatic char- WILL MAKE YOU LOOK CHINA HAND: AN FDR). This is one helluva his- My eyes are watering just by Martin Leicht and Isla Neal DISCONNECT an ambitious TV newswoman gets dramatic actors, the oft-comic Jason than Primer. But even Carruth fans acters, it begs for highly subjective GOOD AND FEEL GREAT, AUTOBIOGRAPHY, torical good read and — five writing about this truly, truly This book is all kinds of awe- Though I generally go into screen- entangled with a young male pur- Bateman is absolutely spot-on as such as directors Steven Soderbergh interpretation. To get the most out by Gwyneth Paltrow by John Paton Davis Jr., Bruce stars plus! beautiful book. If you know a some. Imagine Juno in the year ings with an open mind, I remain veyor of webcam porn; two cruel a conflicted father and lawyer fac- and David Fincher couldn’t get “A of Upstream Color, you won’t be able 4. BEAUTIFUL RUINS: A Cumings and Todd S. Purdum — B. Dito family dealing with the loss of 2074 sent into space to a school wary of tripe and crass, blatantly teenage boys “catfish” a sensitive fel- ing tragic circumstances. And that’s Topiary” financed and released by to float through it, you’ll have to NOVEL (P.S.), by Jess Walter A totally absorbing read, a loved one, this is one of the for teen moms-to-be and then commercial fodder for the sake of low student by creating a flirtatious no disconnect. a legit movie studio. So eventually, swim. But it is a strange and reward- 5. CITY OF THIEVES, characterized by clear style, WAVE, by Sonali Deraniyagala very best books I can think of attacked by aliens, one of which big box-office receipts. So when I female online identity; and a young Carruth put the idea on hold and ing journey, and I look forward to by Davis Benioff razor-sharp analysis, wit, and The author’s experiences are to recommend to them to help is definitely her baby-daddy. So saw the title Disconnect and realized husband and wife are plunged into UPSTREAM COLOR made Upstream Color. what’s next from Shane Carruth. 6. 2013 SAN FRANCISCO irony. You won’t put this one practically unimaginable, but cope with their grief. Plus, basically, Juno meets ray guns the movie was an ensemble drama dire financial straits by a case of The iconoclastic writer-director- In ways, Upstream Color is even BAY AREA RESTAURANTS, down! Serving in the Foreign her beautiful writing makes art and illustration pop from meets hilarity. Love it. about the impact and the dehuman- identity theft. These plotlines are actor Shane Carruth seems deter- more enigmatic, unconventional, Watch Michael Snyder’s Culture by Zagat Survey Service, Davis suggests the them heartbreakingly real. This the page in a very distinctive — E. Freeman izing, desensitizing effects of digital all too real in this day and age, and mined to do it his way, starting with and nonlinear than Primer. At its Blast on YouTube, with new epi- 7. THE RAGE, by Gene Kerrigan roots of the Cold War in book will open your mind to the and subtle style. Read it and social media on society, I hoped as they tangle together for dramatic his stunning, complex, and provoca- heart, it’s a love story about a man sodes every Wednesday from 8. SEASON OF THE WITCH: Asia, the U.S./China policies full range of human experience. you’ll see. Sandy Mullin is the manager at the subject wouldn’t be treated in a effect, Disconnect veers toward the tive debut in 2004, Primer. It was and woman, played by Carruth and DigiDev TV. Follow Michael on ENCHANTMENT, TERROR, in World War II, the post- — B. Deloria — E. Freeman Books Inc. in the Marina. heavy-handed melodramatic way. contrived. But the film is smart and a mega-low-budget science-fiction actress Amy Seimetz, who have Twitter: @cultureblaster.

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San Francisco’s Small Business Week pens when Greg, a working-class guy in a long- The Beethoven Project from the beloved movie and new ones to Monday–Saturday, May 13–18 term relationship, inadvertently remarks to a PERFORMANCES Thu–Sun, May 2–5 & Thu–Sat May 9–11 delight and surprise. $35-$160, 888-746-1799, NIGHTLIFE friend that, compared to a pretty co-worker, his www.shnsf.com Various venues 42nd Street Moon: Little Me Davies Symphony Hall Morrissey Business seminars and workshops, networking girlfriend is “regular.” $30–$60, 415-677-9596, This program features familiar works and rarities and Wed–Sun, thru May 1–19 Wednesday, May 1, 9 p.m. May Events events, business and technology forums, and dis- www.sfplayhouse.org highlights the influence of one of history’s most radi- S.F. Girls Chorus Alumnae Chorus Eureka Theatre (215 Jackson St.) The Regency Ballroom (1300 Van Ness Ave.) trict sidewalk sales are planned to highlight the cal artists. Saturday, May 18, 4–6 p.m. WHAT NOT TO MISS THIS MONTH This outrageous and much loved musi- $15 & up, 415-6000, www.sfsymphony.org Morrissey, the former lead singer of the Smiths, impact small business has in the City. The kickoff Annual California Native Plant Bloom St. Mark’s Lutheran Church (1111 O’Farrell St.) cal by Neil Simon highlights the rags-to- hits the stage with special guest Kristeen Young. networking event, “Flavors of San Francisco,” Daily, thru May 15, 9 a.m.–6 p.m. Don’t miss the alumnae of the famed San riches tale of social climber Belle Poitrine S.F. Ballet: Cinderella $69.50–$72, www.theregencyballroom.com features sample food from local restaurants. S.F. Botanical Garden () Tue–Sun, May 3–12 Francisco Girls Chorus, whose voices and artistry MAJOR EVENTS COMMUNITY CORNER Don’t miss this spectacular seasonal flower- and features just a single male star playing www.sfsmallbusinessweek.com War Memorial Opera House soar higher and higher each season of delighting After Dark: Home ing as the Garden of California Native Plants all of her many beaus. $25–$75, 415-255-8207, ArtMRKT San Francisco Cow Hollow Association Annual Meeting www.42ndstmoon.org This magical, new must-see dance event, a co- audiences with their harmonies. 415-928-7770, Thursday, May 2, 6–10 p.m. Budget Town Hall Meeting blazes into full bloom with hundreds of wild- www.stmarks-sf.org Preview & Party: Thursday, May 16, 6–10:30p.m. Wednesday, May 1, 6–8 p.m. production with Dutch National Ballet, features Exploratorium Saturday, May 18, 10–11:30 a.m. flower species on view. 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Free, 415-554-7792, Mary Poppins Palace of Fine Arts Theatre 415-563-7337, www.exploratorium.edu around the globe, bringing some of the world’s ly membership), www.cowhollowassociation.org Tue–Sun, thru May 27 more than 40 performances, screenings, read- www.sfbos.org Wed–Sun, May 5–12 Enjoy an evening of classical and folk dances most intriguing artists and galleries to S.F. Opening 2800 Pacific Ave. ings, and panel discussions featuring more than The Orpheum Theatre from all corners of the globe featuring a cast of Sutton Foster with Michael Rafter night reception benefits the Fine Arts Museums of 19th Annual Bike to Work Day This premiere design show house event fea- 150 Bay Area writers, directors, actors, film- This award winning London/Broadway musi- multigenerational, international artists and out- Wed–Sun, May 8–12 S.F. $20–$150, 212-518-6912, www.art-mrkt.com Thursday, May 9 tures top Bay Area interior and landscape makers, and designers at this multi medium cal smash hit will warm the hearts of all who standing youth artists. Feinstein’s at the Nikko (222 Mason St.) Citywide GALAS & BENEFITS designers showcasing their latest work. artistic extravaganza. $15–$50, 415-992-6677, $40–$120, 415-561-3997, www.playground-sf.org see it, no matter what age. Familiar tunes www.presidiodance.org The actress, singer, dancer, two-time Tony-award 8th Annual Uncorked! May is National Bike Month, so leave your car at Proceeds benefit University High School. Ghirardelli Square Wine Festival home and join thousands of others in this pre- Showcase 2013: A Night of Improv! 415-447-5830, www.decoratorshowcase.org Saturday, May 18, 1–6 p.m. mier event. Visit the website to find the nearest Sunday, May 5 Ghirardelli Square Energizer Station on your way to work and enjoy Jewish Community Center S.F. Enjoy live music, wine seminars, cooking dem- free coffee, snacks and a free canvas tote bag. Based on the Emmy nominated television series ARTS & CULTURE onstrations, and wines from over 50 top-tier www.youcanbikethere.com Whose Line Is It Anyway?, enjoy interactive improv based on audience suggestions in this side-splitting wineries. Partial proceeds benefit Save the Bay. A Baseball Salon: Cracked-Up: Does the night of comedy with a star-studded cast of comedi- $50–$75, 415-775-5500, www.ghirardellisq.com Memories of the Game California System of Voting Deliver? ans that has sold out all over the country. Proceeds Thursday, May 2, 6–9 p.m. 102nd Annual Bay to Breakers 12k Thursday, May 9, 6 p.m. benefit JCCSF. $350, 415-292-1200, www.jccsf.org Exhibition: Tue–Sat, thru May 25, 11 a.m.–5:30 p.m. Sunday, May 19, 7 a.m. Koret Auditorium, S.F. Main Library George Krevsky Gallery (77 Geary St.) Start line: Howard Street at Beale Have you ever been approached by a signa- TNDC’s 32nd Anniversary Dinner Part of the 16th Annual Art of Baseball exhibi- The City’s best-known athletic spectacle returns ture gatherer or wonder why your ballot is so Friday, May 17, 6–9 p.m. tion: Out of the Park, this evening features with world-class runners leading a pack of jog- long? Come hear The League of Women Voters, Hilton S.F., (333 O’Farrell St.) poetry, literature, music, and short films, including ging centipedes and jiggling Elvises over the along with Joe Matthews, co-author of California Enjoy dinner, dancing and more at the Tenderloin one of reading his famous treacherous Hayes Street hill to the finish in Crack-Up, explain the benefits and risks of direct Neighborhood Development Corporation’s poem Baseball Canto. Free, 415-397-9748, Golden Gate Park. $53–$58, 415-864-3432, democracy efforts followed by a Q. and A. Free, annual fundraiser hosted by ABC7’s Cheryl www.georgekrevskygallery.com www.baytobreakers.com 415-557-4300, www.sfpl.org Jennings and support its efforts to preserve and provide permanent, affordable housing and sup- 20th Annual Artists’ Warehouse Sale 37th Annual Union Street Festival Mother’s Day Celebration portive services to low-income individuals and Preview: Wednesday, May 8, 6 p.m. Sat–Sun, June 1–2, 10 a.m.–6 p.m. Sunday, May 12 families. $200, 415-358-3907, www.tndc.org Sale: Thu–Sun, May 9–12, noon Union Street (Gough to Steiner) Aquarium of the Bay SFMOMA Artists Gallery, Bldg. A, Fort Mason Center Featuring arts and crafts created with recy- Moms enjoy free admission and the whole This highly anticipated event features works cled and sustainable materials and eco- family can learn all about the maternal rela- LAST CHANCE up to 75 percent off retail price by over 300 friendly exhibits with over 150 arts and crafts tionships of fish, sharks and other animals emerging and established Bay Area art- booths, gourmet food booths, and two stag- that live in the bay in special Moms of the 56th Annual S.F. International Film Festival ists. Proceeds benefit the artists, the Artists’ es of live entertainment. Free, 800-310-6563, Bay presentations. $10–$18, 415-623-5300, Daily, thru May 9 Gallery and SFMOMA. Free–$10, 415-441-4777, www.unionstreetfestival.com www.aquariamofthebay.org Various Bay Area Venues www.sfmoma.org/artistsgallery This longest-running film festival in the Americas is an extraordinary showcase of cinematic discov- ArtPadSF 2013 ery and innovation featuring some 200 films, over Preview & Opening Party: Thursday, May 16 CITY ARTS & LECTURES 100 filmmakers in attendance, and live events. Show: Fri–Sun, May 17–19, noon 415-561-5000, www.sffs.org Phoenix Hotel (601 Eddy St.) Featuring screenings, panels, performances, and NOW APPEARING Reasons to be Pretty more, this boutique art fair focuses on emerg- Tue–Sun, thru May 11 ing and contemporary art from the Bay Area SF Playhouse (450 Post St.) and beyond. Opening night events benefit the AT THE NOURSE This bristling comedy confronts our collective SFMOMA SECA Art Award exhibition. $15–$125, obsession with physical beauty. See what hap- www.artpadsf.com ALL SHOWS 7:30PM, THE NOURSE THEATRE, 275 HAYES STREET

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WED MYTHBUSTERS MAY 29 ADAM SAVAGE UNCHAINED REACTION IN CONVERSATION WITH Yerba Buena Gardens Festival THE DAILY SHOW THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE JOHN HODGMAN erba Buena Gardens, between Third and Poetry is represented THUR THE WIRE Yone of San Francisco’s Fourth Streets. with Poetry Tuesday, MAY 30 DAVID SIMON TREME premiere urban parks, Upcoming in May is the curated by Litquake’s MOMOFUKU will present its 13th Los Angeles-based rock Robin Ekiss and featuring DAVID CHANG LUCKY PEACH annual festival from May group La Santa Cecilia with Alejandro Murguia, San IN CONVERSATION WITH MICHAEL KRASNY through October with the Bay Area’s Dr. Loco’s Francisco Poet Laureate. MON MS. FOUNDATION music, theater, dance, Rockin’ Jalapeno Band, Salsa Thursdays will be JUN 3 GLORIA STEINEM FOR WOMEN poetry, international cul- Anna Halprin’s Planetary featured, too, and will tural celebrations, and Dance, Asian Improv include salsa lessons. LETTY COTTIN POGREBIN children’s programs. It’s aRts, Balinese music from Yerba Buena Gardens HOW TO BE A FRIEND TO A FRIEND WHO'S SICK an exciting array of live Gamelan Sekar Jaya, Taipei Festival: Mission Street WED THE AUTISTIC BRAIN performances and it’s Folk Dance Theater, vio- (btw. Third & Fourth), May JUN 5 TEMPLE GRANDIN ANIMALS MAKE US HUMAN absolutely free of charge. linist Anthony Blea and his 4–Oct. 15, free, 415-543- IN CONVERSATION WITH ADAM SAVAGE All programs take place Cuban charanga ensemble, 1718, www.ybgfestival.org outdoors in Yerba Buena and Lavay Smith and her — E. Beyl TICKETS + INFORMATION: WWW.CITYARTS.NET OR 415-392-4400 Gardens, Mission Street Red Hot Skillet Lickers. PHOTO:YERBA BUENA GARDENS FESTIVAL

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MusicTech Summit XIII Maurice Sendak: Friday, May 3, 7 a.m. Ferry Building Blues Traveler Tuesday, May 28, 9 a.m.–6 p.m. National Women’s Health Week 50 Years, 50 Works, 50 Reasons FILMS & LECTURES Led at a casual pace to suit all levels, this run- Monday, May 13, 8 p.m. Hotel Kabuki (1625 Post St.) Wednesday, May 15, 9 a.m.–2 p.m. May 23–July 7 ning tour includes stops along the way to take in The Independent (628 Divisadero St.) Meet and mingle with the entrepreneurs, devel- Heart of the City Farmers’ Market, U.N. Plaza Walt Disney Family Museum Christian Marclay: The Clock the scenery and talk about the landscape. $25, The Grammy award-winning band and some opers, investors, musicians, and journalists (1182 Market St.) Featuring 50 works by the legendary author and Mon–Tue & Thu–Sun, thru June 6 www.cityrunningtours.com special guests play in honor of Bo Mahoney, who deal with the convergence of culture and Visit the booth to learn more about local and illustrator, accompanied by 50 statements from SFMOMA their former crew member who suffers the effects commerce. Show up early for the “pre-show federal resources to help women live happy, celebrities, authors and noted personalities on the This highly acclaimed video installation is com- Lindy in the Park of retinitis pigmentosa and ALS. $35–$100, schmooze” at Yoshi’s on Monday, May 27, at 5 healthy and productive lives. Free, 415-437-8075, influence of his work, all in celebration the 50th posed of thousands of film clips referencing the Sunday, May 5, 12, 19, & 26, 11 a.m.–2 p.m. 415-771-1421, www.theindependentsf.com p.m. $699, www.sfmusictech.com http://womenshealth.gov anniversary of his universally revered book, Where time of day, intricately edited into a 24-hour-long JFK Dr btw de Young Museum & Music Concourse the Wild Things Are. $15–$25, www.waldisney.org Join the lesson at noon (partners not required — Britt Floyd montage that matches real time minute for minute. Cholesterol: Heart Healthy Foods Free–$18, 415-357-4000, www.sfmoma.org leaders and followers are rotated) then practice Mon–Tue, May 13–14, 7:30 p.m. Friday May 24, 5–6:30 p.m. POTABLES & EDIBLES Community Health Resource Center (2333 your new steps. Free, www.lindyinthepark.com Palace of Fine Arts Theatre Barney Frank CREATURE FEATURES Get your Pink Floyd fix at this at this stunning new Buchanan St.) Monday, May 13, 6 p.m. 3rd Annual Hecho En San Francisco Discover how different lifestyle factors and Turning Trash Into Cash three-hour show featuring note-for-note perfor- Sunday, May 5, 1–5 p.m. Commonwealth Club (595 Market St.) dietary habits can improve cardiovascular health. Petchitecture 17 Saturday, May 18, 9–11 a.m. mances of five full album sides. $45–$68, 415-567- Ferry Building Marketplace Hear the intellectual, opinionated former U.S. Learn the benefits of a Mediterranean diet, and Sunday, May 5, 3–7 p.m. Gatehouse, Fort Mason Center Commemorating Memorial Day in San Francisco 6642, www.palaceoffinearts.org Representative of Massachusetts share his thoughts Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with unlimited food new approaches to eating during this educa- St. Regis Hotel (125 Third St.) This fun workshop will give you all the informa- on the national political stage and its major actors. and drink from some of the City’s best Mexican Guests and their well-behaved canine compan- tion, tools and resources you need to turn items Thursday Night Fever NightLife tional workshop. Free, $10 donation suggested, $15–$45, 415-597-6705, www.commonwealthclub.org restaurants/food vendors and handcrafted 415-923-3155, www.chrc.org ions will be treated to a gala afternoon of food, you already own into cash without eBay, Craigslist f you’d like to War veterans, and features those killed and acknowl- Thursday, May 23, 6–10 p.m. cocktails from fine tequila makers and Mexican beverages and auctions, plus an exhibition of or a yard sale. Preregistration suggested. $60, avoid being on the remarks by military and edge the remaining sur- California Academy of Sciences I Gloria Steinem & Letty Cottin Pogrebin beers in this event benefiting CUESA and La Strawberry Waffle Dash 5k one-of-a-kind pet habitats specially created by 415-295-2778, www.turningtrashintocash.com road this holiday, con- civilian dignitaries and vivors, now in their Shake your funky best alongside zebras, lions, and Monday, June 3, 7:30 p.m. Cocina. $55, 415- 291-3276, www.cuesa.org Sunday, May 26, 10 a.m. some of the Bay Area’s leading architects and sider staying in town and live music. The program 90s, some of whom will live African penguins to live D.J. music, and test Nourse Theatre (275 Hayes St.) 14th Ave. East Meadow, Golden Gate Park designers. $175, 415-979-9550, www.pawssf.org 9th Annual Asian Heritage Street Celebration your ’70s smarts with science and pop culture trivia. attending one of several will end at noon with a attend. Complimentary The famed women’s rights’ activist appears Mark Bittman Conquer Strawberry Hill to earn fresh waffles Saturday, May 18, 11 a.m.–6 p.m. Don’t miss the live presentation on ’70s astronomy ceremonies to honor and 21-gun salute by the coffee and homemade with the award-winning journalist, opinion Tuesday, May 7, 6 p.m. at the finish line! Proceeds benefit Leap, which National Pet Week Larkin Street (Grove to Ellis) followed by two showings of Earthquake. $10–$12, remember those who U.S. Army’s 75th Pacific cookies will be avail- writer, and political activist. $27, 415-392-4400, Gold Room, Fairmont Hotel enhances classroom curriculum through creative Saturday, May 11, 11 a.m.—3 p.m. This event features a monk blessing, arts and 415-379-8000, www.calacademy.org have served our country Division. (415-561-5300, able (two blocks north www.cityarts.net Come hear from one of America’s most widely projects. $20–$30, www.picnicdash.com Little Marina Green (Marina Blvd. and Baker St. crafts, a car show, food trucks and cooking read and entertaining food personalities make by the Yacht Club) demos, cinema showcase, kids’ area, health during wartime. www.presidio.gov). of 48th Avenue & Point Tony Bennett the case that a partially vegan diet can dra- Free, fun family event featuring adoptable pets, screenings, and more, including free admission to The Presidio’s annual A commemoration at Lobos, 415-334-0263, Thursday, May 23, 7:30 p.m. SCIENCE & THE matically improve your health. In conversation police K9 demonstrations, free pet microchipping, the Asian Art Museum. Free, www.asianfairsf.com commemoration in- noon on Sunday, May 26 www.usssanfrancisco.org). Davies Symphony Hall with chef Joey Altman. $15–$55, 415 597-6700, CHILD’S PLAY and fun and games for your two-legged and four- cludes a parade of the will be held at the USS The submarine USS The 17 Grammy Award-winner may be best-know ENVIRONMENT www.commonwealthclub.org legged friends. Well-behaved pets welcome! Free, Greatest Generation Memorial Cruise 191st Army Band, veter- San Francisco Memorial Pompanito at Fisherman’s Young Performers Theatre: for his standards, but we all know him for our visit www.marinatimes.com for more info Saturday, May 19, noon–5 p.m. ans’ organizations, and Park near Land’s End. Wharf on Monday, May 27 favorite. $75–$170, 866-920-5299, www.sfjazz.org 46th Annual Spring Plant Sale Mother’s Day Brunch Cooking Class Winnie the Pooh S.S. Jeremiah O’Brien (Pier 45) Sat–Sun, thru May 19 distinguished guests. It The battle cruiser, built at at 10 a.m. will honor sub- Saturday, May 4, 10 a.m.–2 p.m. Sunday, May 12, 10:30 a.m.–1 p.m. Wonder Dog Rescue Dog Adoption Honoring the Merchant Marine and the U.S. Navy Young Performers Theatre, Bldg C Fort Mason Center starts at 10:30, Monday, Mare Island, returned to mariners lost at sea by host- SF Popfest S.F. Botanical Garden Society, Golden Gate Park South Arcade, Ferry Building Marketplace Saturday, May 11, noon–3 p.m. Armed Guard, come memorialize the brave men Enjoy a wonderful frolic with Christopher Robin, May 27 at the Main port safely after sustain- ing a lost boat ceremony Saturday, May 25, 9:30 p.m. Select from thousands of native, rare and unusual Spend Mother’s Day whipping up a gourmet Cole Hardware (3312 Mission Street) and women of WWII who built, sailed and main- Piglet, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, and Winnie the Post (near Sheridan and ing significant damage, bell tolling for the 52 sub- Hemlock Tavern (1131 Polk St.) plants, many exclusive to the Garden Society’s brunch at this hands-on cooking class where Find your new best friend at this K9 adoption tained Liberty Ships. 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I would be lying Mother’s Day that they did not have to you,” and make sure she knows she is 415.567.6900 chronic disease. if I said I have not had gluten in eight have help in preparing. There are so appreciated. Finally, take a moment to The rise in food sensitivities are years, but when I do, I make sure it is many fabulous brunch places in our city, reflect as a mother on your own bless- linked to chronic inflammation and totally worth it. but I think one of the most decadent ings. Sometimes in the midst of dia- affects conditions like diabetes, heart and amazing spreads can be found at the per changes, midnight feedings, home- disease, cancer, hypothyroidism, intes- Thalia Farshchian is a naturopathic doctor Garden Court Restaurant at the Palace work, and soccer, it is easy to forget just tinal bowel diseases, arthritis, multiple at Discover Health in San Francisco. Her Hotel. There is a buffet the size of a ball- how truly lucky I am. sclerosis, and more. 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The Urban Home & Garden Real Estate Investor Time to create more landlords From SOMA to Sea Cliff From Castro to the Westside Everybody can win the lottery

by john zipperer er. Farrell and Wiener are before 1979), but condo with a city population of We are your San Francisco furniture resource. responding to the timely units are not. only 233,000, had 3,093 * ne of the laziest pressure some TIC owners The crowd that believes listings, and Mobile, Ala., Keep a file on us. and most clichéd are feeling because of the that rent control is an abso- with 195,000 in the city and phrases in busi- economic troubles that they lute must-have for the City 413,000 in the metropolitan Oness is when something is could escape if they convert is fighting tooth-and-nail area, had 6,618 listings. called a “win-win solution.” to condo status and thus to prevent any weakening There’s nothing new in With that caveat, we have a reap an immediate increase of the system, which has the statement that demand problem in this town that in property value and can become a complex and bur- is high and supply is con- can be solved by invest- get a fixed-rate mortgage. densome layer of bureau- strained. The sun will also ment in lots of new multi- Chiu wants to make sure cracy in the City. set tonight and come up family housing units and that lower-income rent- Another part of the solu- tomorrow; you knew that. produce (ugh) a win-win ers are not forced out of tion is to have more hous- But it plays an important Start gardening now for everyone. more units in a repeat of ing units overall. More con- part in this artificially creat- Anyone who has ever the 1990s. dominiums and more rent- ed renter-vs-owner struggle been stuck in a tenants-in- But this is yet another al apartments. As we noted in San Francisco. for summer enjoyment common (TIC) housing case where heavy-handed last issue, this can happen The way to square the arrangement, forced to wait regulation in San Francisco, if we go for more densi- circle, to address all prob- by julia strzesieski Aphids: Aphids may be problematic by a decade before converting intended to help presum- ty by building up instead lems, would be to allow now. Combat them with the hose (a strong to a condominium, knows ably lower-income renters, of continuing to treat San greatly expanded con- t is believed that the month of spray, but you’ll have to do this every few the havoc that can be ends up being behind the Francisco as an overgrown struction of apartments May was named for the Greek goddess days) or with ladybugs. For a more aggres- played with their finances times in terms of the needs suburb or village. and condos, particularly in The way forward is up PHOTO: JOHN ZIPPERER of spring and growth, Maia, who was sive approach, try organic insecticidal soap as they suffer with adjust- of the population and the In the National Association high-rise towers that lessen Ithe mother of Hermes, the gods’ winged or neem oil. able-rate mortgages (man- economy (and the environ- of Realtors’ March 2013 impact on greenfields and pany. But there aren’t any spawning and supporting messenger. How appropriate, as we cel- Slugs and snails: There are many non- dated for TICs) and wait for ment, for that matter, as we summary of housing prices that can be more easily other choices. many new ones). ebrate Mother’s Day this month. May is toxic methods available to control these an uncertain opportunity shall see). in 146 markets nationwide, served by mass transit. Our More units means a mod- So it’s really a win-win- also an ideal spring month to start work pests, such as beer or dry dog/cat food. to win the City lottery for Renter advocates believe San Francisco came in with population — regionally, eration in prices; it means win-win-win situation. in the yard or garden to be able to enjoy it Search the Internet for many more. permission to convert the that more condos mean the highest median list price statewide, nationally, and a huge influx of invest- all summer long. It’s never too late to find Mosquitoes: Make sure there is no ownership format of their less rentals available. But of $799,000, a change of globally — is still grow- ment dollars; it means an John Zipperer is the for- your green thumb. standing water lurking around your gar- privately owned property. that’s based on an errone- more than 23 percent since ing, and those people are increase in construction mer senior editor for den or yard, which is a breeding ground Not surprisingly, Board ous assumption that those last year at that time; the either going to spread out and design and furnishing Apartment Finance Today NORIEGA FURNITURE VEGETABLES AND HERBS for mosquitoes. of Supervisors President condos will be owner-occu- national average is $190,000. on former farmland and jobs; it means more units and Affordable Housing 1455 TARAVAL ST (AT 25TH AV) SF 94116 (415) 564-4110 If you have not yet planted your veg- David Chiu wants to make pied. Many condomini- San Francisco had 2,231 woodland and wetlands for rent at all price levels; Finance magazines and etable garden, do so now. Many vegetables MAINTENANCE it difficult for the city to um units are rented out. listings in the March sur- or they are going to go and it means more people the former new media edi- can be grown in containers, and most Once you’ve planted your garden, to have more condo conver- Apparently at issue is that vey, down nearly 38 percent up in the sky in beautiful living in this very desirable tor of the CCIM Institute *Visit our website & click Featured Items for details. herbs happily thrive in them. Just buy keep it looking its best requires regular sions; supervisors Mark TIC units that are rented from the same time last year. new skyscrapers. Or they city (increasing tax rev- of the National Association some organic potting soil and get started. attention. After all, that’s what makes you a Farrell and out are covered under rent By contrast, the much small- are going to Mars with enues and not only help- of Realtors. E-mail: john@ NORIEGAFURNITURE.COM Gardening is an experiment, an adventure, gardener! are trying to make it easi- control (if they were built er Madison, Wisconsin, Elon Musk’s SpaceX com- ing existing businesses but marinatimes.com and with herbs and veggies, it’s especially Weed: Weeds steal both water and fun and rewarding. nutrients from plants, so give your plants Carrots: Besides the fiber and vita- a fighting chance by clearing away any mins packed into carrots, the lacy foli- weeds — it’s easiest after a light rain. Nob Hill Marina Pacific Heights age is a wonderful addition to a garden Mulch: Mulch your garden to prepare Offered at $5,995,000 Offered at $4,695,000 Offered at $3,100,000 or container, and carrots grow easily for the warmer and drier months ahead. The Ultimate Urban Rare and Spectacular Stunning View Condo. Chic Home. This Home. This 5BD+ This full floor 3BD/3BA from seeds. 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The Marina Times Real Estate Real Estate Today Desirable vs. doable Congratulations 2012 Zephyr Real Estate Top Producers! Market Report: March 2013 8FQSPVEMZSFDPHOJ[FPVSUPQQSPEVDFST0VSUPQBHFOUTBSFBNPOHUIFNPTU By Hill & Co. Attic = living space:   QSPEVDUJWF3&"-5034¡JO4BO'SBODJTDP BUSVMZSFNBSLBCMFBDIJFWFNFOU SINGLE FAMILY HOME SALES BEDROOMS/ ABOVE/AT/BELOW DAYS ON NEIGHBORHOOD ADDRESS BATHROOMS SALE PRICE ASKING PRICE MARKET Yes or no or maybe

Cow Hollow 2781 Union Street 3BD/3.5BA $4,000,000 Below 24

Lake 134 Fifth Avenue 4BD/2.5BA $1,800,000 Above 6 by carole isaacs The second client was to notice everyone within a 835 Lake Street 3BD/3.5BA $2,349,000 At 26 33 Fifth Avenue 5BD/3.5BA $3,750,000 Above 6 quite excited by this condo 300’ radius of your proper- t looks like an attic, and especially the attic, ty. In 29 years of practice, I Laurel Heights (no sales) it smells like an attic, because the closet space have never experienced the Lone Mountain 133 Blake Street 3BD/2BA $925,000 Above 15 65 3BD/1BA $1,260,000 Above 14 but is it living space, was practically not existent, level of push-back being 18 Almaden Court 2BD/1BA $1,355,000 Above 11 Itoo? In San Francisco this is as in many Victorian build- exerted on homeowners to

Marina 2429 Francisco Street 3BD/2BA $1,500,000 At 101 the great unknown. During ings. Fortunately this client limit their projects as I am 3600 Scott Street 4BD/2.25BA $2,350,000 Above 12 663 Marina Boulevard 4BD/4BA $4,250,000 Below 17 the past month, I had two had a daughter who is a San seeing now. The NIMBY’s

Nob Hill 1262 Sacramento Street 3BD/3.5BA $3,000,000 At 0 clients seriously consid- Francisco architect. When are now given extraordi- ering upper condos that she viewed the attic, she nary powers to stop proj- North Beach (no sales) included the attics. pointed out that in its current ects, and in virtually every Pacific Heights 1812 Lyon Street 4BD/1.5BA $1,900,000 Above 15 3020 Clay Street 5BD/3.5BA $3,350,000 Below 145 Here are two statements state there was no real floor. case now, one or both of the 2121 Divisadero Street 4BD/3.5BA $4,000,000 Below 31 2512 Broadway Street 3BD/4.5BA $4,999,000 Above 14 that were part of the list- Once a floor was added, the two immediate neighbors, 2020 Jackson Street 7BD/7.5BA $12,750,000 Below 100 ing information provided head room would no lon- usually piled on by many Presidio Heights 3249 Jackson Street 6BD/5.5BA $4,500,000 Below 10 ger be legal others, will successfully 3880 Clay Street 5BD/4.5BA $4,600,000 At 152 3881 Clay Street 4BD/5.5BA $4,695,000 At 33 height for stop additions. 130 Locust Street 4BD/5.5BA $7,700,000 Below 61 living space. “2. Historic preservation. Russian Hill 36 4BD/3BA $2,800,000 Below 147 This property did not Of course, If your home is more than

Sea Cliff 2800 Lake Street 4BD/3BA $3,080,000 Above 8 as with so 50 years old (a moving target seem under-priced, but Telegraph Hill (no sales) many things year by year), it is automati- involving cally considered a “Potential CONDOS it ultimately sold for construc- Historic Resource” and BEDROOMS/ ABOVE/AT/BELOW DAYS ON more than 15 percent tion, this must go through additional NEIGHBORHOOD ADDRESS BATHROOMS SALE PRICE ASKING PRICE MARKET could be reviews by the Planning handled; Department. Cow Hollow 1902 Filbert Street #1904 1BD/2BA $555,000 Below 36 over the asking price. 'SPOU3PX MFGUUPSJHIU Tim Gullicksen $PNQBOZ5PQ1SPEVDFS Danielle Lazier /PF7BMMFZ5PQ1SPEVDFS Deborah Nguyen $PNQBOZ5PQ  1902 Filbert Street #1902 1BD/2BA $622,500 Above 36 all it would “3. Building Depart- 1902 Filbert Street #1904A 2BD/2BA $709,500 Above 36 Bonnie Spindler 6QQFS.BSLFU5PQ1SPEVDFS #BDL3PX MFGUUPSJHIU Richard Meyerson $PNQBOZ5PQ Laura Kaufman $PNQBOZ5PQ  1902 Filbert Street #1902A 1BD/2BA $725,000 Above 36 for these two condos on the take was money. A special ment approvals. There is 3113 Buchanan Street 1BD/1BA $900,000 Above 21 Don Woolhouse $PNQBOZ5PQ Bill Kitchen $PNQBOZ5PQ Britton Jackson $PNQBOZ5PQ Amy Clemens $PNQBOZ5PQ  2278-2280 Filbert Street #1 3BD/2BA $1,200,000 Above 21 market in February. Both light-weight thin floor that an over-the-counter review 2465 Union Street #2 3BD/2BA $1,600,000 Above 14 were top condos in two was quite costly would solve process available for cer- Lake 5606 California Street #101 2BD/2BA $690,000 Below 48 unit buildings. the problem. In the end, after tain types of projects, but if 218 26th Avenue #302 3BD/2BA $885,000 Below 51 1040 Lake Street 2BD/2BA $913,000 Below 271 “Roof rights.” Further further investigation, the you don’t qualify, you have 454 Lake Street 2BD/1BA $956,000 Above 43 146 Second Avenue 2BD/1BA $995,000 Above 11 investigation and a close cost of making the attic legal to go through the normal 64 Fifth Avenue 3BD/2BA $1,451,000 Above 9 reading of the disclosure living space was prohibitively tortured process that takes 221 Arguello Boulevard 3BD/3.5BA $1,600,000 Above 15 package revealed one com- expensive to my client. The several months for finaliza- Laurel Heights 324 Arguello Boulevard #1 2BD/1BA $907,000 Above 29 plication. The owner of cost or uncertainty of devel- tion of a permit.” Lone Mountain 46 Atalaya Terrace 3BD/1.5BA $1,160,000 Above 20 the upper unit did have oping the attic did not stop There are lessons to learn Marina 3825 Scott Street #204 1BD/1BA $530,000 Above 18 roof rights, but expan- other buyers, and the condo about converting an attic 3330 Octavia Street #3 1BD/1BA $650,000 Above 8 1233 Francisco Street 2BD/1.5BA $893,000 Above 22 sion or changes needed to is currently in contract. into legal livable space. Ken Eggers Robin Hubinsky Harry Clark Tim Hawko Chris Sprague Wes Freas Lynne Priest Michael Ackerman 2263 Francisco Street 2BD/1BA $1,060,000 Above 0 West Portal Top Producer Top Producer 3044 Gough Street 2BD/1.5BA $1,235,000 Above 60 be approved by the down- Just when I was day First, any renovation takes 1738 Lombard Street #8 3BD/3BA $1,525,000 At 0 stairs owner. The downstairs dreaming about how to time and money. If you think 1778 Beach Street 2BD/2BA $1,725,000 At 26 1456 Chestnut Street #3 3BD/2BA $2,300,000 Above 34 owner’s concerns had to turn an attic into legal living this may be your cup of tea,

Nob Hill 1177 California Street #1111 0BD/1BA $378,000 Below 146 be reasonable. space, an online real estate before you ever make an 10 Miller Place #502 1BD/1BA $620,000 Above 24 1545 Broadway Street #107 2BD/2BA $829,000 Above 11 What is reasonable to website called “SFCurbed” offer, find an architect who 1610 Sacramento Street #1 2BD/2BA $1,000,000 Above 43 one person may be quite had posted an invitation in knows the ins and outs of 1610 Sacramento Street #5 2BD/2BA $1,195,000 At 29 1610 Sacramento Street #7 2BD/2BA $1,200,000 Above 0 unreasonable to another. Curbed University to ask renovation in San Francisco. 1567 Clay Street 4BD/2.75BA $1,276,500 Below 27 1610 Sacramento Street #6 2BD/2BA $1,300,000 Above 42 This looked like it had the well-known San Francisco Bring your architect with 1610 Sacramento Street #2 2BD/2BA $1,300,000 At 37 potential to be costly if architect Joel Karr questions you to view a home before 1610 Sacramento Street #4 2BD/2BA $1,300,000 Above 35 Gary Tribulato Andrew Roth Isabelle Grotte Ravi Malhotra Dan Bunker Vicki Valandra Kevin Markarian Gillian Pontes 1201 California Street #1201 2BD/2BA $1,650,000 Above 11 there were a disagreement. online. You guessed it! The you make the offer, and you 1434 Taylor Street 3BD/2BA $2,250,000 Above 9 Paci c Heights Top Producer My client decided this was first question concerned will be best prepared for the North Beach 2244A Mason Street 2BD/1BA $626,000 Below 130 408 Francisco Street 2BD/1BA $730,000 Below 137 too much uncertainty for developing attic space, and adventure to come.

Pacific Heights 1950 Gough Street #203 0BD/1BA $495,000 At 49 her, but it didn’t stop oth- the writer asked if addi- Second, today there is so 2040 Franklin Street #207 1BD/1.5BA $620,000 Above 28 ers from making offers. tional deck space or interior little inventory and buyers 2106 Scott Street #B 1BD/1BA $655,000 Above 16 2121 Laguna Street #33 1BD/1BA $675,500 Above 41 At the time, this prop- living space would increase barely have time to have 1817 California Street #202 2BD/1.5BA $710,000 Above 38 1998 Broadway Street #1203 1BD/1BA $725,000 Above 55 erty did not seem espe- the value of his home. a coherent thought about 1895 Pacific Avenue #405 1BD/1BA $825,000 Above 18 cially under-priced, but it Here is Joel Karr’s answer a property before they 1998 Broadway Street #506 2BD/2BA $940,000 Above 16 2541 California Street #2 3BD/2BA $945,000 At 172 ultimately sold for more (every word is valuable make an offer. Even if you 2400 Webster Street #1 2BD/1.5BA $950,000 Above 14 2541 California Street #6 3BD/2BA $995,000 At 88 than 15 percent over the information): dread doing it: YOU MUST Alexander Clark Debbie Dells Whitney Davis Daniel Fernandez Tanya Dzhibrailova Ron Whitney Julie Reber Hugh Groocock 2541 California Street #7 3BD/2BA $1,020,000 Below 42 2439 Pacific Avenue 3BD/2.25BA $1,230,000 Below 571 asking price. Clearly the “For anyone who is think- READ THE DISCLOSURE 2150 Vallejo Street #2 2BD/2BA $1,250,000 Above 12 approval of the downstairs ing about doing a building PACKAGE. 2829 California Street #3C 2BD/2BA $1,375,000 Above 55 2343 Green Street 3BD/2BA $1,410,000 Above 78 owner to develop the roof project on their home, here Real estate is never bor- 2829 California Street #6C 2BD/2BA $1,500,000 At 3 1745 Broadway Street 3BD/2.5BA $1,600,000 Below 87 rights was not an issue for are a few of the big potential ing. Happy house hunting! 2537 Sacramento Street 3BD/2.5BA $1,610,000 Above 18 2100 Green Street #402 2BD/2BA $1,650,000 At 140 the buyer. trip-ups that many people 2829 California Street #9C 3BD/2BA $1,700,000 Above 3 “A full attic with access don’t know about. For more from Joel Karr, see 2139 Green Street #E 2BD/2.5BA $1,750,000 Below 27 1710 Vallejo Street 3BD/2BA $1,825,000 Below 104 off the upper deck is deed- “1. 311 Noticing. If you http://sf.curbed.com/tags/ 2837 Washington Street 4BD/3BA $1,865,000 Below 122 2829 California Street #8C 3BD/2BA $1,875,000 Below 62 ed to the unit and may have a desire or plan to joel-karr 2179 Pacific Avenue 4BD/2.5BA $2,290,000 At 4 have development poten- add on anything to your Carole Isaacs is a Realtor 2865 Washington Street 3BD/2.5BA $2,400,000 Above 53 Seth Skolnick Tanja Beck Eileen Bermingham Nadia Ruimy Sherri Howe Claudia Siegel Todd Wiley Luba Muzichenko 2121 Broadway Street #6 4BD/4BA $2,520,000 Above 11 tial.” Now this is interest- existing home (and I do with McGuire Real Estate. 2006 Washington Street #1 2BD/2.5BA $5,250,000 Below 41 ing. The listing agent wisely mean anything, even a 1/4” Visit her online at www. Presidio Heights 360 Locust Street #3 2BD/1BA $594,000 Below 144 3435 Clay Street #1 1BD/1BA $750,000 At 14 said: “may have develop- shift) you are required by caroleisaacs.com or call 341 Presidio Avenue 2BD/1.25BA $1,150,000 Above 27 ment potential.” the Planning Department 415-608-1267. 3233 Jackson Street #2 2BD/2BA $1,525,000 Above 9

Russian Hill 1000 North Point #405 0BD/1BA $453,000 Above 24 1450 Greenwich Street #201 1BD/1BA $771,000 Above 27 1050 North Point #602 2BD/1BA $790,000 Below 27 899 North Point Street #1 2BD/2BA $1,050,000 Above 10 889 North Point Street #2 2BD/2BA $1,139,000 Above 11 Advertise in the 882 Chestnut Street 3BD/2BA $1,300,000 Above 13 890 Chestnut Street 4BD/4BA $2,200,000 Above 13 1363 Filbert Street 3BD/2BA $2,400,000 Above 0 2555 Larkin Street #6 2BD/2.5BA $3,275,000 Below 51 Rita Roti Stephanie Johnson Joan Loe er Dave Cunningham Radha Tomassetti Kenneth Kohlmyer Cheryl Bower Alan Natanson

Sea Cliff (no sales)

Telegraph Hill 532 Filbert Street 2BD/2BA $1,010,000 Above 9 $"4530r/0&7"--&:r1"$*'*$)&*()54rzephyrsf.comr1053&30)*--r611&3."3,&5r8&451035"- The data presented in this report is based on the San Francisco Multiple Listing Service and is To inquire about our advertising rates and for more information, accurate to the best of our knowledge, but cannot be guaranteed as such. For additional information, contact us at [email protected] or call our offices at (415) 815-8081 contact Hill & Co., 1880 Lombard Street (at Buchanan), 415-321-4362, www.hill-co.com.

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Weekend Traveler Head south Big Sur for a LEAVE NO DOG BEHIND. little peace BUSTER ARCHER by garrick ramirez that prove the perfect spot for Buster is a 2½ year old pure- Archer is a very cute spaniel/ quiet meditation. he next time you bred male Boxer. He’s a real Chihuahua/Dachshund mix, a catch yourself longing SHOP beauty and a head turner ev- mere 10 pounds. He has silky for Hawaii, consider Big The Henry Miller Memorial erywhere he goes. Buster is long hair, little pert ears, and a TSur as a local quick fix. Sure, Library could easily be called you won’t find hula dancers City Lights South for its free- extremely loyal to his people, long body. Archer was found and mai tais, but you will de- spirited ethos mirrors that of and bonds strongly. He is a as a stray and was never re- stress, breathe soothing air, our famous North Beach land- and stand humbled by nature’s mark. The well-known author very active dog who will need deemed by his owner. Archer more majestic side. of everyone’s first racy book an owner who loves to take him running or hiking dur- is about 2 years old. He’s a moved to Big Sur in the 1940s sweetheart, and loves people. He is friendly with oth- PLAY and famously remarked it was ing the week. He’s a real love once he gets to know The breathtaking drive into here that he first learned to say you. He heals on leash, knows sit, down, and stay. He er dogs but has not been tested with cats. He walks Big Sur should be plenty to help “amen.” The library champions does great with dogs of all sizes when he is off leash. well on leash and is housetrained. If you’re looking slow you down. But if you need his spirit and houses a smartly that extra push, book a mas- curated collection of boho lit- Buster is a dominant male and does need to be the for a buddy to meet friends at the dog park, Archer is sage at Namaste Therapeutic erature for purchase (831-667- only dog in his house, and needs an experienced firm ready for the job! Bodyworks. Proprietors Lynn 2574, www.henrymiller.org). and Julian not only offer a treat- owner. He needs an adult home with 1 to 2 people. ment that transcends space and DINE time, they’re also some of the For lunch, you can do no better LOLA & BEANS nicest people you’ll ever meet than Sierra Mar, the restaurant FRANKIE (831-667-2880, www.namasteth- at Post Ranch Inn that sits 1,200 Lola and her brother Beans are erapy.abmp.com). feet above the Pacific. Small air- Frankie is an extremely hand- almost 11 months old, a love- Julia Pfeiffer Burns State Park craft aren’t afforded views this some and sweet boy. He is a offers the best bang-for-your- good. If weather permits, sit out ly mixture of lab and hound. buck view in Big Sur. The sight on the deck and linger over pol- young pup, still under a year. He They originally came from of McWay Falls pouring onto a ished dishes like an heirloom weighs in at 54 pounds. He is a pristine beach lapped by emerald beet and pistachio salad and a hoarding situation where Clockwise: The Big Sur coast- blue pit bull (like the Marina Times’ waters is justly photographed a risotto with local chanterelles. line; A bonfire at dusk at Rocket Dog rescued over 30 thousand times a day. Nearby Don’t forget a glass of wine to Nepenthe Restaurant; Sierra Mar own Sklyar Grey!) and turns a lot Partington Cove is lesser known cheer the occasion (831-667- restaurant at Post Ranch Inn; pups at once! Lola and Beans but just as spectacular. A brief 2800, www.postranchinn.com). Sunset from the rear deck at of heads wherever he goes. While Nepenthe Restaurant; A queen were adopted by a loving fam- downhill stroll and a 100-year- It wouldn’t be a trip to Big Sur room at Glen Oaks Big Sur Frankie is a typical puppy (energetic and goofy!) he is also old shipping tunnel leads you to a without a stop at Nepenthe. This ily who, due to a dire family medical emergency, can PHOTOS: GARRICK RAMIREZ beyond the usual puppy ‘challenges.’ He is housetrained, dramatic rock promontory inter- funky, old bohemian restaurant no longer keep them. They have come a long way crate-trained, walks pretty well on leash, is great in the spersed with deep, churning pools offers one of the best vistas along seated by the fireplace for an from the scared, under-socialized young pups they the coast. Relaxing on the expan- overdose of cozy (831-667-2378, car, and would be a great buddy for jogs along the Marina sive patio with fellow patrons pay- www.deetjens.com). once were. Lola loves other dogs and, though she Green. He listens well, loves people, and wants to please. ing homage to Big Sur’s beauty In the morning, grab a pas- needs refresher obedience training, is good with ba- feels like church. Grab a cocktail try from local treasure Big Sur and join the congregation. Those Bakery. Coffee, house-made sic commands. Lola and Beans are both looking for who stay past dusk are rewarded juice blends and a game-chang- JONESY new homes, either together or separately. with a brilliant bonfire (831-667- ing jelly donut are best enjoyed 2345, www.nepenthebigsur.com). on the patio in the crisp morn- Big Sur is exactly what Big Sur around one of the many fire pits Meet Jonesy! He’s a sweet, mel- For dinner, the hearty meals ing air. But get here early; they needed. Its rustic exterior belies come nighttime (831-667-2105, and candlelit dining rooms at sell out quickly (831- 667-0520, the chic interiors hidden inside. www.glenoaksbigsur.com). low easy going terrier mix around IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ADOPTING Deetjen’s Big Sur Inn are tough www.bigsurbakery.com). Snag one of the cottages for close 4 or 5 years old who came to us to beat. Impossibly romantic, proximity to Big Sur River. They Note to burglars: Garrick Ramirez it feels like a Hollywood stage STAY don’t do TVs, but you’re not has a house that sits empty on from the Wasco shelter because set for a hunter’s cabin in the Stylish, affordable, and evocative likely to miss them if you pack weekends. He can be reached at of overcrowding. He’s now safe A DOG OR FOSTERING, PLEASE CALL English countryside. Ask to be of its surroundings, Glen Oaks some good chocolate and cozy up [email protected]. with Rocket Dog and looking for a forever home. 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The Adventures of Skylar Grey Chapter 2 ANNOUNCEMENT: We need foster homes! Grateful Dogs Rescue partners with the San Francisco city shelter to save dogs from euthanasia. Make your home a short term or long term safe havenhaven andand helphelp savesave aa dog’sdog’s life.life. VetVet billsbills forfor fosterfoster dogsdogs arepaid paid by byGDR. GDR. Volunteers Volunteers and and donations donations are are always always welcome! welcome! Our Our website website features features moremore dogs, events, training resources, etc. Apply today to foster, adopt, or foster-to-adopt! GDR is an all volunteer,volunteer, 501(c)(3) non-profit.Make your year-end tax-deductible donation today! BACIAUSTIN DAPHNELULU Austin is an eight-month, Baci is a 15-pound, 1-year old DaphneLulu is a is little easy 6 topound, fall in6 years love puggle (beagle x pug). He’s a15 Shiba Inu mix. While Baci is with.old sweetheart She is sweet Chihuahua. perfection She at pound puppy full of curiosity obviously not a purebred Shiba 35loves pounds, to cuddle 1½ and year’s shares old, foster loves and affection. He’s very active Inu, he has many favorable home with other small dogs. and loves going out for walks. other dogs, and is totally fine characteristics of the breed: She’s easy going and happiest Austin is very affectionate with with respectful children. Daphne short dense coat, curly tail, a bit enjoyswhen youhiking are and close walking by. as Being well everyone he meets. He likes to alone is not fun for her. Sleeping snuggle and sleeps with hisindependent, people at bedtime. and he He can enjoys have a as sunbathing on a lazy day. She Once home, Skylar had no interest in leaving the car in a crate is scary for Lulu, she would prefer sleeping near you. goodthe “Shiba game scream.” of chase Baci with can dogs be reservedhis size. He towards is friendly strangers with would love to live with someone who enjoys the outdoors. Lulu was terrified of the car but has gotten much better. Lulu littlebut is kids. very Austin friendly is oncequite hesmart gets and to knowalready you. knows Not howtypical to She enjoys playing with other dogs and would make a great is great on her leash, and loves to explore outdoors. She is sitof on the command, breed, Baci he is loves working dogs on and his house would training. be good Austin in a companion for another dog already in the house. Daphne can house broken and alerts her foster parents that she needs to Home is where the car is canhome be withleft alone, another but playful prefers dog.being Baci around is young people. with Are a you lot be shy around new people so patience and lots of doggie go outside. This little girl wants to be your friend. Do you have upof energy,to giving so this he needsactive, an fun-loving active home pup wherehis forever he is home?not left treats will keep her focused. Here in my car she darted right back to that further- alone for long hours. a gentle, loving home for her? I feel safest of all most backseat corner. I can lock all my doors Again, I hid; again, Skylar whined. It’s the only way to live This time when I peeked, she had fig- BAILEY ROSCOE In cars ured out how to place her front paws PHARAOH on the door ledge, and those hazel eyes BEETHOVENBailey is an adorable, huggable Beethoven is a 13-pound Energetic Roscoe, a terrier — “Cars,” by Gary Numan were staring right back at me. Slowly, I 11-year-old Corgi-Pomeranian Pharaoh a 10-week-old Shep- charmer. He is a wonderful mix, is one active dog! He approached, and then stood there for mix (his body is mostly Corgi herd mix puppy. His foster par- companion who loves to follow is 7 years old and weighs 21 kylar Grey slept all the way home. a moment, letting her whine. “Are you and his head is the Pom part!). ents have given him lots of love She was exhausted from being ready now, little missy?” I asked. She you, sit in your lap, or snuggle pounds. He is always ready for He currently weighs 23 pounds. and nurturing since being born. spayed that morning, but it still grew quiet, her grey nose steaming up with you. He is endearingly lots of activity including two Sseemed strange to me how comfortable the window as the white tip of her tail Bailey is very healthy but could Pharaoh LOVES everything in communicative, performing daily walks or jogs and would she was — most puppies hate the car; wagged ever so slightly. When I opened shed a few extra pounds. behis happy world: with people, even playing more ball,ex- they’re anxious and confused, and they the door, like clockwork, Sky headed a quick-footed “cha-cha-cha” Bailey is looking for a companion he can hang out with ercise! Once in the house,sitting Roscoe in yoursettles lap, down giving nicely.kisses, often throw up. The first time I took for the backseat, but like a profes- on the couch, at the park,to or sayon hea nice wants walk to through go out. the He napping, puppy treats, toys, and other dogs. He is already Jazzy for a ride, she made what I called sional greased pig wrangler, this time I Roscoe is a real people pleaser with his affections and neighborhood. His ideal homewill do will a be down one dogwithout bow small with trained to come when called, sit for treats, and fetches. “the throw-up face,” where the corners was ready and grabbed her around the accompanying sounds to ask “what’s new?” and he will do manners. He loves to nap on laps or curl up in bed. He of her mouth curled up like The Joker waist. I pulled her out and she twisted children. He doesn’t require a lot of exercise but he loves Pharaoh is trained to use wee wee pads. Pharaoh is looking an amazing salsa wiggle to express his joy at seeing you. is very good with people and dogs after a proper intro- in Batman. After a few gut-wrenching her body toward mine, wrapped her going for walks and being outdoors. He is good on leash for someone to spend time with him, as he is too young Beethoven is enthusiastic about outdoor activity, and is duction. He is untested with children or cats, but we heaves, with me trying to watch the paws around my neck, and dug her head and is fine with other dogs. Bailey is looking for a walking to be left alone. He will positively make you laugh and road and Jazzy looking guilty and help- a very graceful sprinter. Beethoven can be a bit shy and would recommend a home without small children. into the hoodie of my sweatshirt. She companion- are you the one? smile! Pharaoh will be your new best friend. He will love less at the same time, she projectile was shaking, and I could feel her heart fearful, but is becoming more confident every day. vomited all over the dashboard of my pounding like a gazelle that had been you Soooo much! Mini Cooper. chased by a cheetah. “It’s O.K., Baby As I pulled into my driveway, I laid Girl,” I said, using my right hand to sup- TINKERBELLE my hand softly on Skylar’s little head; port her bottom and rubbing her neck LADY she opened one hazel eye, then shut with my left, “you’re safe now.” I leaned LadyCARLY is a 4-year-old, 21-pound SHILOHTinkerbelle is a healthy, active, 6 both eyes tightly, took a big stretch, and against the car and hugged her tightly SchipperkeCarly is a lovely mix but young looks 3-year- more year old goofball. Wonderfully Shiloh. He is a 6 year-old Rat went back to sleep. “Let’s go, Sky,” I said until she stopped shaking, and her heart likeold aRat combination terrier/whippet of border mix. trainable and treat-motivated Terrier mix and around 40 as I got out of the car and patted the slowed down a bit. Shecollie is and a unique-sized black bear! dog Lady at with a high drive, Tinkerbelle driver’s seat. She opened both eyes this All I knew about Skylar Grey’s back- pounds. He loves his walks and 17had pounds, a miserable which puts beginning her in has a boundless willingness to time and squinted at me suspiciously. I ground was that a young man had sur- all the people he meets. Shiloh tugged gently at her leash, but she was rendered her at San Francisco Animal betweento her life, a small unloved and andmedium tied please. She likes her exercise is a pure joy at home and is having none of it. She only weighed 19 Care and Control on Aug. 30, just two size,to a making short cable her an by ideal day sizeand and loves a good run (though completely house trained. pounds, so it was easy to reach in and days before Jazzy passed away. Judging forinside most a households. storeroom Carly at night. has not an extensive jog). She scoop her up, but she squirted out of my from her reaction to the car — the way aDespite distinctive this, blackLady mask,has adapted long legs, well and to rose-shaped her foster home ears. doesShiloh haveis not comfortable a propensity when to arms like a greased pig and scrambled she loved to get in but hated to get Carlyand quickly is gentle, learned polite, basicnot yappy, manners and loves and to housetraining. walk. Older dominancestrange dogs with run upother to hisdogs face. so isHe not gets a nervousgood candidate and can into the backseat, pressing her body out; how she slept so peacefully as we act out. His perfect home would be one with time to give tightly into the furthermost corner. traversed the city streets and had no childrenGentle Lady in the loves house her would walks. be She fine. loves Carly belly seems rubs to whilethrive for dog parks or an off-leash lifestyle. She also has a high No amount of begging, whistling, tummy problems — I surmised that inlying a home upside-down with another in your gentle lap. temperament Lady thrives companion on human preyhim lots drive of so love cat and friends time are for notdaily an walks. option. Someone That said, to she’s toss tongue clucking, sweet talking, or treat perhaps she had spent some of her dog.attention She hasand beenwould to be training, happiest has as the great only manners, dog in andthe gothis balla huge for heart,him and loves rub people, his belly. and Heis great knows with all kids.his basic Tink offering could convince Skylar to come first two months living with that young knowshome. Lady tricks. is Sheready is for completely a gentle, loving housetrained home where and theshe wouldcommands. do best Shiloh with is anlooking experienced for the ownerperfect looking companion for a out of the car, so I tried a different tac- man in a car. “Baby Girl,” I said as I can get the attention she deserves. to share life’s simple pleasures. tic: I closed the door and hid just inside carried her into the house, “your life is complete package! loving partner. the garage. Within seconds I heard her about to change. …” whining; when I peeked she was sitting GDR’S MESSAGE: Are you looking to adopt a dog in the ? Then you in the driver’s seat, but she was so small Susan is working on a book about Jasmine GDR’S MESSAGE: Are you looking to adopt a dog in the San Francisco Bay Area? Then that all I could see was the tops of her Blue. Hear her “Stir the Pot” on “Cooking should come out to the Grateful Dogs Rescue Adoption event on March 16 at Pet Food ears. “Here I am, Sky,” I said, heading with Ryan Scott” Saturdays at 4:30 p.m. on Expressplease come on Market out to from these 12:30 Grateful to 3PM. Dogs Our Rescue second adoption March events: event will May be 11 at at BellaPelle Bella Pelle: at 9 back toward the car. I assumed she KGO radio (810 AM), or e-mail her and Maiden Lane, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., May 18 at K9 Scrub Club: 1734 Church St., 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. would jump into my arms, but instead Skylar at [email protected]. Maiden Lane on March 30th from 11AM to 2PM.

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