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SEASON 4, ISSUE 10: March 4th, 2005 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10.Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Refer to GM's ramble, section 14. 2. Broadcast messages Jaap Smolders, Ajax: «Well promotion is getting hard but we will try» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Andeby FK: «Todays song: How long, how looong will I slide? Answer on last song: E-type - Africa» Sean Cable, DC Red Hot and Blues: «o, Really! This week it is! We need at least one win!» Håvard Pettersen, Flaaklypa FK: «Still looking for more players, mail me if interested in trades, sale or bying. Got many strong (skill 10) players at age II, need younger, but even more important: Need coachable players ;-)» Jørgen B. Vehusheia, Jedi Order: *breaks down crying* Håvard Pettersen, Odd Athletics: «1H - p - 2NT - p 4C - p - 4NT - p 5S - p - 5NT - p 6D - p - 7H - p» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Really New Bremen Cyberdruids: «;):(:):P» Dribbling Dragon, Rosedale Quest: «Do not take the ball from a dragon, for thou art crunchy, and taste like chicken.» Knut Eivind Brennhaug, The 5 Percent Community (thanks to user Spredo at VGD for this one): «Appearently a lot of our members didn't understand our instructions, even how clearly we wrote them: YOU CANNOT SELL STOCKS AT A PRICE BELOW OUR FIXED PRICE. We have seized all these members' stocks, however, all of you are welcome to rejoin us, but then you'll have to start at the bottom of the chain. For the rest of the members, we make another split, so that you double your fortune. Hallelujah! To the sceptics out there, this is not a pyramid, although it might look like one. Thanks to solid management from the top, we avoid the traps that the pyramid companies fall into. There is absolutely no risk that we will suffer the same destiny as WGI. This is not something I just say to make money, since I sold all my stocks some time ago, I can prove that this is a great company. I just receive a commission of 2 % on every sale, so my statements are 100 % neutral and unbiased. Join us while there still are stocks left.» Knut Eivind Brennhaug, Twin Peaks Owls: « Jerry Horne: Sweetheart, I'd like to order two drinks. One double scotch on the rocks, and my brother would like a double scotch on the rocks. Female bartender at One-Eyed Jack's: That's two double scotch on the rocks. Jerry Horne: Next step: rocket science!» 3. Apprentices discovered None. 4. League results Rosedale Open Match day 17 =========================== The 5 Percent Community - Grunts United 0 : 0 Booked: Potetmosen ***--- The Greedy Retards had the Greenskin strategy figured out, but failed to convert their play advantage into goals, and had to settle for a disappointing goalless draw. Monkey Business - the Ancients 5 : 2 Scorers: The SCUMM bar chef (7., 13., 43.), Carla (29.), The Voodoo Priest (66.) ***Euoplocephalus (63.), Opisthocoelicaudia (38.) Top against bottom - two easy points for Monkey Business, whose win should in all fairness have been larger. Dangermouse - Really New Bremen Cyberdruids 2 : 0 Scorers: Mad Manuel (73.), The Fog Monster (7.) ***--- Unspirited Cyberdruids came to the Mouse Dome without hope for points, and the prophecy proved self-fulfilling. Call of Cthulhu - Mishima Zaibatsu 0 : 7 Scorers: --- ***Kazuya Mishima (3., 32., 74.), Anna Williams (56.), Asuka Kazama (14.), Squirtle (61.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Will Hayward ***--- The match at Arkham Asylum was fairly even, with the away team being slightly stronger - which they somehow converted to a 7-0 win. Sale Savoyards - Camarilla Divided 1 : 3 Scorers: Fitzbattleaxe (9.) ***Raymond "Knowhow" Ash (86.), Eliza 'Eeehh' Rodham-Cox (23.), Nina the Unknown (89.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Max von Prophet The Singers actually had some chances at the Savoy, with an early lead and some play, but Generation X grinded them down with a few bloodpoints well spent on stamina. Saturday Morning FC - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 4 : 6 Scorers: George of the Jungle (32., 84.), Pinky (88.), Fat Albert (57.) *** Chalky (56., 89.), The delivery man (77.), Pepper (37.), Wensleydale (63.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Baby Bear, Fat Albert, Squirtle ***--- The home team dominated at ACME Park, but the Apocalypse completely undeservedly bags six goals, and walk away with two very lucky points. Rosedale Open Match day 18 =========================== Mishima Zaibatsu - Saturday Morning FC 0 : 4 Scorers: --- ***Squirtle (40., 72., 76.), Quickdraw McGraw (41.) Booked: --- ***George of the Jungle, Quickdraw McGraw A match both teams really needed to win to keep up in the medal race. As it turned out, the home team had a large majority of the chances, but proved mystically unable to score, and SMFC get two points for free to trade in for the two that were stolen from them last round. Monkey Business - Sale Savoyards 1 : 1 Scorers: Minnie Goudsoup (80.) ***Constance (85.) The Singers manage to play almost even with the Pirates Wannabe, and claim a very important point in their fight for survival at the top level. Dangermouse - Call of Cthulhu 2 : 3 Scorers: Baron Silas Greenback II (85.) ***Will Hayward (41., 74.), Daoloth (5.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Mi-Go, Yig More bad luck for the Mouseketeers, as the weaker Lurking Fear fight their way to being only somewhat weaker, and then seeing them bag three goals for a lucky away win! Really New Bremen Cyberdruids - Grunts United 1 : 4 Scorers: Chris Standbracker (49.) ***Lenny Lesser (21., 53.), Cantrip (82.), Terroc Rocktar (12.) They Cyberdruids needed fighting spirit to have their chances at Rosewood Cemetary, but had none, and have to settle for no points this weekend. Camarilla Divided - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 5 : 1 Scorers: Eliza 'Eeehh' Rodham-Cox (10., 59.), Sebastien 'Decisive' Gibraltar (25., 88.), Nina the Unknown (4.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Eliza 'Eeehh' Rodham-Cox ***Mr Rajit Generation X cuts Apocalypse's lead in half with this convincing and deserved win in the Mansion Cellar. the Ancients - The 5 Percent Community 1 : 0 Scorers: Dromiceiomimus (19.) ***--- Neither team felt the points were worth fighting for, and thus the Oldtimers' home advantage decided the issue - two points for the Ancients, who keep the hope of survival alive. Lexington League Match day 17 ============================== Jedi Order - Desassossego Blues 3 : 8 Scorers: Qui-Gon Jinn (21.), Mara Jade Skywalker (23.), Aurra Sing (26.) *** Alberto Caeiro (8., 25., 68., 75., 83.), Fernando Pessoa (55.), Vicente Guedes (19.), Thomas Crosse (39.) Booked: --- ***Coelho Pacheco Desassossego Blues are on a run, and only stopped by the grind the Lightside further into the sod. Dial Square FC - Dead Dino Storage 3 : 1 Scorers: Ljunberg (20., 67.), Vieira (71.) ***Junipher Greene (49.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Sent off: --- ***Transatlantic (1.), Popol Vuh (10.) Booked: --- ***Popol Ace, The Tangent The referee cracked down really hard on DDS' knuckle-football, and rendered them chanceless, having to play 80 minutes with 9 men. Les Gaulois - World Ambassadors 2 : 3 Scorers: Yoshimitsu (58.), Cetautomatix (78.) ***Rudi van Hal (51.), John Milardovic (44.), Dog (73.) Booked: Ordralfabetix, Orthopedix ***Carmine Zuigiber, John Milardovic The match spawns four suspensions, as the Gauls put up a good fight against top chasers Stabbers. Still, close, but not close enough - World Ambassadors take both points, and are top of the table until Batt in Blax play their match. Sleep Wanderers - Gangsters United 3 : 3 Scorers: Andrew Card (64., 73.), Death (38.) ***Dr. Evil (7.), Little Carmine (20.), Svarte Petter (54.) Sleep Wanderers put on their golden hair and karma robes, and snatches a point from the Mobsters. Such theft only begs the question; when will an offer be made that cannot be refused? Batt in Blax - Lords 14 : 1 Scorers: Locke (2., 17., 26., 34.), Hamish Marshall (23., 30., 64.), Matt Horne (6., 10., 83.), Michael Papps (10., 68.), Stephen Fleming (37.), Daryl Tuffey (17.) ***Nen Ires (82.) Booked: --- ***Pizdo Lizec, Rudi Rojc, Skorec M. The Black Caps have little troubles against Lords, just as expected. First Men of Rome - the Blitzball Team 4 : 3 Scorers: Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus (44.), Virgil (31.), Spartacus (7.), Marcus Livius Drusus (46.) ***Naomi (41.), Ophelia (13.), Quinn (7.) Booked: Marcus Livius Drusus, Marcus Tullius Cicero ***--- A rather even match at Collosseum, where the Toga Boys used their stronger physyics to create a little advantage that they turned into a one-goal win. Lexington League Match day 18 ============================== Gangsters United - First Men of Rome 18 : 5 Scorers: Svarte Petter (10 goal$s), Little Carmine (22., 52., 77.), Nina Myers (44., 74., 84.), Dr. Evil (80., 87.) ***Caligula (27., 35., 57.), Gaius Julius Caesar (60., 84.) Booked: --- ***Spartacus This match is key to decide promotions from Lexington this year, and the Mobsters left little doubt that they will be following the Black Caps and the Stabbers up to the premiership. There's still 4 matches to go, though! Dial Square FC - Batt in Blax 1 : 6 Scorers: Ljunberg (11.) ***Locke (25., 28., 89.), Hamish Marshall (16.), Matt Horne (76.), Michael Papps (21.) Booked: --- ***Matthew Sinclair, Stephen Fleming The Black Caps just keeps crushing all opposition, defending their table top with style. Les Gaulois - Sleep Wanderers 3 : 3 Scorers: Abraracourcix (22., 73.), Yoshimitsu (67.) ***Despair (69.), Andrew Card (39.), Cluracan (88.) Les Gaulois had most of the play at Babaorum, but probably spent their karma making the magic potion, as the Night Terrors were able to pull off a somewhat lucky away point.