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SEASON 3, ISSUE 10: November 26th, 2004 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10.Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Refer to GM's ramble, section 14. 2. Broadcast messages Jaap Smolders, Ajax: «it's time for another serie of goals! This weekend we die trying or take home the pionts. Manager Smolders to his team: Tactics are simple ALL OUT AND ATTACK and hope we are lucky this weekend, well i actually think so!» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Andeby FK: «Yes and that was the song;) If you want to read it in English just ask Erlend. LOL!» Sean Cable, DC Red Hot and Blues: «I get the feeling we're just like the turkey here today... Well stuffed» Håvard Pettersen, Flaaklypa FK: «The road curls, the tires smell and the beautiful birdess looks ancious...» Jørgen B. Vehusheia, Jedi Order: «Mace Windu, try not to decapitate your opponents in front of their children...» Håvard Pettersen, Odd Athletics: «Pfffft... say no more...» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Really New Bremen Cyberdruids: «Finally, things are going my way! medals here I come!» Steve Janecek, Sheffield Thursday: «We're still moving on Up To the middle, To a mediocre apartment On the middle floor.» Owen Blagae, Stranraer Reserves: «A win, a win, my best player for a win!» Killer Bob, Twin Peaks Owls: «Head's up, tails up, run your scallwags. Night falls, morning calls, I'll catch you with my death bag. You may think I've gone insane, but I promise, I will kill again!» Knut Eivind Brennhaug, Twin Peaks Owls: «With tonight's result we rename Republican Party's home stadium to the Owl Office.» 3. Apprentices discovered None. 4. League results Rosedale Open Match day 17 =========================== Call of Cthulhu - Camarilla Divided 2 : 0 Scorers: Nyarlathotep (47.), Shub-Niggurath (11.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Bill the Clueless Brujah, Paige 'Heihei' Duff, Pierre 'Shotgun' Duval As table neighbour games go, this one had a noticeably stronger home team, and with a good start, the Lurking Fear managed to keep both points at Arkham Asylum. Grunts United - the Ancients 3 : 1 Scorers: Larry Long (72.), Cantrip (15.), Murky Musksmell (27.) ***Mammoth (26.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Anti-football suffers a deserved defeat against medal-chasing Greenskins. Stranraer Reserves - Really New Bremen Cyberdruids 1 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Samuel (11.) Penalties: 1 (1 missed) ***- (1 missed) Sent off: Juan Iareddi (85.) ***--- Booked: Dean Arman, Heiyu Hoyahamahia, Noah Little, Phil MacRevis ***Dominic 'Victim' Hobson, Malek, Michaela di Vani Clever play by Blues' manager Blagae gains another point; although it was greatly against the run of play. Time is starting to run out for RNBC in catching the medal spots, though... Sale Savoyards - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Chalky (53.) A very even match at The Savoy, but the hometeam had used up their luck, and Chalkys one goal give the Apocalypse a somewhat lucky away win. the Blitzball Team - Saturday Morning FC 4 : 2 Scorers: Botta (35., 39.), Datto (64.), Kimahri (77.) ***Rick Hunter (46.), Captain Caveman (64.) Booked: --- ***Captain Caveman, Fat Albert The 2Ds was the strongest team at Zanarkand Memorial Stadium tonight, but had one really leaky goalie and the Blitzballers capitalised and took both points. Grorud Grasshuggers - Jedi Order 4 : 1 Scorers: Zim the Invader (20., 44.), Herb (85.), Gir (54.) ***Darth Malek (38.) Booked: Felix Leiter, The Doom Song ***--- The Grasshuggers have established themselves in the upper half of the table, and show the Lightside that there's quite some way to go yet. Maybe there will even be medals for Grorud this year? Rosedale Open Match day 18 =========================== Lower Tadfield Apocalypse - Grorud Grasshuggers 4 : 1 Scorers: Witchfinder Major Saucepan (61., 75.), Pepper (80.), Carmine Zuigiber (68.) ***Zim the Invader (78.) Booked: --- ***Herb The Apocalypse are flattered to be friends of ZiiiiM, are flattered by the scoreline, and has all but claimed this year's gold medals already. Grunts United - the Blitzball Team 5 : 0 Scorers: Trolluc Troeffel (23., 35., 72.), Fork Fever (3., 89.) ***--- Booked: Defty Metalspike ***--- Another display of power by the Greenskins - the Blitzballers remain mired in the relegation race. Stranraer Reserves - Sale Savoyards 1 : 6 Scorers: Heiyu Hoyahamahia (39.) ***Hilarian (49., 55.), Sam (4., 82.) Penalties: - ***2 Booked: Juan Iareddi, Mark Miclos, Phil MacRevis, Wayne Sweat ***--- Stranraer Reserves fought hard, and held the Singers to 1-1 by half time, however they had tired themselves out completely for the second half, and the goals just kept pouring in. Really New Bremen Cyberdruids - Camarilla Divided 0 : 0 Booked: Malek, Tony Stark ***--- As RNBC couldn't convert any of their shots, and Generation X wasn't allowed out of their own half through the match, we get a goalless draw at Rosewood Cemetary. The home team is putting in a strong application for the bad karma crown over time here! Saturday Morning FC - Jedi Order 4 : 1 Scorers: The Brain (51.), George of the Jungle (25.), Fat Albert (66.), Pinky (47.) ***Mace Windu (89.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Saturday Morning FC aspires towards the top this year, and left little doubt who was the top team in this rather one-sided affair. the Ancients - Call of Cthulhu 2 : 7 Scorers: Mammoth (65.), Eohippus (89.) ***Ghatanothoa (4., 34.), Yig (21., 89.), Nyarlathotep (1., 49.), Shub-Niggurath (78.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Hound of Tindalos, Nyarlathotep Both teams were afraid, but the Lurking Fear is used to that, and used their best scare-mongering tactics in a match they really wanted to win, and did. Lexington League Match day 17 ============================== Monkey Business - Trivial Brief Association 6 : 1 Scorers: Meathook (2., 23., 89.), The SCUMM bar chef (4.), Elaine Marley (20.), Guybrush Threepwood (71.) ***Receiver of Message (63.) Booked: Threeheaded Monkey ***--- Monkey Business hasn't lost a match for ages, and wasn't planning on changing that tonight - an efficient and clear victory over the Shorties lets them keep up in the promotion race. Marvel Comics - Desassossego Blues 3 : 1 Scorers: Cyclops (3., 24.), Iceman (45.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Iceman, Jean Grey ***Fausto Somewhat surprisingly, the Mutants dominate the match completely, and secure the win with 3 goals in the first half - the Blues were barely allowed to cross the midfield line. Coventry - Dial Square FC 0 : 6 Scorers: --- ***Ljunberg (6., 9., 63., 78.), Pires (21.), Vieira (68.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Coventry misses their strategy, and thus didn't put up much of a fight; two comfortable points for Dial Square FC. First Men of Rome - Dead Dino Storage 10 : 1 Scorers: Caligula (8., 34., 70., 74., 79.), Spartacus (63., 74.), Gaius Marius (17., 46.), Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus (13.) ***Transatlantic (45.) Sent off: --- ***Popol Vuh (31.) Booked: Gaius Marius ***The Tangent That's incredible! Two digits worth of goals for the Toga Boys against their table neighbours Dead Dino Storage. Very impressive. Car Park Rangers - Dangermouse 0 : 4 Scorers: --- ***Penfold (16.), Stiletto (81.), Professor Skwarkenklux (15.), The Fog Monster (11.) Booked: --- ***Count Duckula Dangermouse are still playing in the cup, and get an easy round of warmup against CPR todnight. Gangsters United - Mishima Zaibatsu 3 : 4 Scorers: Nina Myers (24., 74.), The Joker (1.) ***Roger the Bush Kangaroo (46., 85.), Carlos Alberto (56.), Anna Williams (61.) Booked: --- ***Anna Williams The Mobsters got a good start at Sicilia Stadion, and held onto their game for a 2-0 lead at half time. However, the fighting spirit was strong with the Zaibatsu in second half, and with four goals, they managed to snatch both points away from the Gangsters at the end. Lexington League Match day 18 ============================== Dead Dino Storage - Gangsters United 2 : 8 Scorers: The Flower Kings (21., 45.) ***Dr. Evil (5., 15., 25.), Nina Myers (52., 68., 84.), Tony Soprano (36.), Tony Blundetto (78.) Booked: Popol Ace ***Don Corleone, Dr. Evil, Nina Myers, Tony Soprano The Mobsters were clearly the strongest side in this battle, and underlines it with a full set of 8 goals. Marvel Comics - Car Park Rangers 6 : 1 Scorers: Cyclops (22., 45., 64.), Jean Grey (84.), Eddy Gordo (9.), Nocturn (7.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Gambit, Jean Grey, Wolverine ***--- With mutants against powers, many met good ol' friends, but it seems the better players had gravitated to Marvel Comics - there was little competition for the points. Coventry - First Men of Rome 5 : 19 Scorers: Onix (6., 49., 75., 87.), Mikey Michaels (9.) ***Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus (6 goal$s), Gaius Marius (3., 7., 24., 36., 40.), Spartacus (18., 23., 43., 66.), Gaius Julius Caesar (13., 70., 73., 78.) Booked: --- ***Titus Flavius Vespasianus the Toga Boys and the Sky Blues bring us quality entertainment, with many goals, lots of play, but in the end, a noticeable skill difference; both points to Rome. Dial Square FC - Trivial Brief Association 2 : 0 Scorers: Fabregas (19.), Ljunberg (75.) ***--- A little play in it from both sides, but the home team capitalised well on the support of the Plumstead Heroes, and scored a goal in each half while keeping a clean sheet. Dangermouse - Mishima Zaibatsu 1 : 4 Scorers: --- ***Yoshimitsu (8., 70.), Roger the Bush Kangaroo (88.), Prototype Jack (18.) Penalties: 1 ***- (1 missed) Booked: Count Duckula, Mad Manuel ***Anna Williams, Asuka Kazama, Prototype Jack It was clear both teams really wanted to win, and fought hard for the points here. However, Dangermouse appears to have borrowed Call of Cthulhu's karma for the evening, and although they were significantly stronger, they missed all of 20 shots, and needed a penalty to get a goal at all.