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SEASON 3, ISSUE 7: November 5th, 2004 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10.Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Refer to GM's ramble, section 14. 2. Broadcast messages Jaap Smolders, Ajax: «Today we play at home against angstgegner Rosedale Quest, well i hope there quest won't succeed. We will play fast and furious to collect the win...» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Andeby FK: «Folka i Andeby likte faktisk det som gutta laga, det var ingen som klaga, de blei ikke jaga for de synes faktisk det var fett med masse farger overalt, bedre enn før da alt var grått og kaldt. Bare Skrue syns at gutta var non sleipe skurker som ødla all betongen hans med maling burker. Han ringte ned til Politimester Fiks som sa: "Gutta kanke tas, de kan for mange triks!" At gutta kunne triks, det hadde han rett i for gutta sjekk opp Hetti, Letti og Netti og hvis du har sett de blir du nok sjokkert, for sånna ting i Donald blir alltid sensurert. De havna på tjukka, niesene! Men det blikke fortalt til leserne. For ting ekke alltid akkurat som du tror, i Andeby eller på stedet der du bor!» Sean Cable, DC Red Hot and Blues: «Looks like even the Mighty R'Ley couldn't outfox Carl Rove. He ought to watch for the Hounds of Tindalos...» Håvard Pettersen, Flaaklypa FK: «*sniff* something smells toasted... Where is that bird?» Zim the Invader, Grorud Grasshuggers: «Squealy Fools! These human filthies should be honored to be considered as possible friends of Zim.» Lenny Lesser, Grunts United: «If only I had magic shoes...» Jørgen B. Vehusheia, Jedi Order: «It's not easy being green» Guybrush Threepwood, Monkey Business: «I find it hard to believe that the SCUMM Bar is owned by someone named I. Cheese.» Håvard Pettersen, Odd Athletics: «Keiko linked to RBK... yay! Get that whale stranded!» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Really New Bremen Cyberdruids: «Im cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor....:P» Steve Janecek, Sheffield Thursday: «BLEGH» Owen Blagae, Stranraer Reserves: «Oh God! Why bother turning up?» Knut Eivind Brennhaug, Twin Peaks Owls: «Would you like to play with fire, little boy? Would you like to play with Bob?» Tor Magne Tønnessen, Underdogs FC: «Am I going down?» 3. Apprentices discovered Coventry: Henry Porfloss 4. League results Rosedale Open Match day 11 =========================== Call of Cthulhu - Grorud Grasshuggers 1 : 2 Scorers: Dagon (68.) ***Tingelingling (29.), Herb (71.) Booked: --- ***Felix Leiter The Lurking Fear was weakened by suspensions, and the Grasshuggers managed to turn a small advantage in play into a one-goal away win. Camarilla Divided - the Blitzball Team 9 : 0 Scorers: Malcolm Middle (75., 82., 86.), Charlie 'Smallpox' Guthrie (31., 77.), Paige 'Heihei' Duff (72.), Bill the Clueless Brujah (79.), Pierre 'Shotgun' Duval (58.), Carla 'Narrow-minded' Walston (5.) ***--- Most of the Blitzballers were suspended for the match, and last years' champions didn't have much trouble converting that to a win. Jedi Order - Sale Savoyards 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Chancellor (33., 51.) Booked: Darth Malek ***--- The Lightside probably need some Ewok assistance as they were overrun by visiting Singers in a galaxy far, far away. Really New Bremen Cyberdruids - Grunts United 0 : 0 Booked: Dominic 'Victim' Hobson ***Lenny Lesser, Murky Musksmell The Cyberdruids had 3 players out with suspensions, and lost 18 VP to the 3:1 rule, so it was only by paying out a bit of the saved up karma they managed to hold a draw against visiting Greenskins. Saturday Morning FC - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Carmine Zuigiber (43.) Booked: Squirtle ***--- A rather close match at ACME Park, but with SMFC having spent their luck so far in the season, the Apocalypse got both points from a goal right before half time. the Ancients - Stranraer Reserves 10 : 0 Scorers: Heterodontosaurus (18., 45., 58., 79., 89.), Euoplocephalus (4., 64.), Tyrannosaurus (4., 26.), Mammoth (68.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Seamus MacShort Stranraer was heavily weakened by the suspensions, and a little extra by the 3:1 rule, and stood no chance at the Archeological site. Rosedale Open Match day 12 =========================== Call of Cthulhu - Grunts United 1 : 1 Scorers: Shub-Niggurath (32.) ***Defty Metalspike (33.) Booked: Hastur ***Mean Middlefielder The Lurking Fear and the Greenskins have been separated by a mere point for the first two seasons, and this time it's the Greenskins that are leading. The match was depicted fairly well by the score, although the home team was marginally stronger. Camarilla Divided - Jedi Order 7 : 0 Scorers: Malcolm Middle (4., 67., 82., 90.), Jerry 'Informed' Time (61.), Paige 'Heihei' Duff (13.), Bill the Clueless Brujah (30.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Luke Skywalker Malcolm Middle is welcomed by the crowd in the Mansion Cellar, and Generation X now appears as prime medal candidates with this convincing win against Jedi Order. Stranraer Reserves - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 0 : 12 Scorers: --- ***Chalky (22., 59., 79., 84., 89.), Witchfinder Major Saucepan (8., 11., 19., 70.), The delivery man (63., 75.), Wensleydale (14.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Sent off: Wayne Sweat (10.) ***--- Booked: Dean Arman, Heiyu Hoyahamahia, Kenny Kikkett ***--- The question today at Stair Park was, who's that guy? Kenny Kikkett? There's only one answer to that: Jesse Ken! Unfortunately, he didn't hit the ball, and got himself a yellow card instead. Sale Savoyards - Saturday Morning FC 5 : 3 Scorers: Chancellor (23.), Strephon (78.), Hilarian (87.), Sam (66.) ***Pinky (15., 86.), George of the Jungle (57.) Penalties: 1 (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Pinky, Squirtle The 2Ds convinced at the Savoy, but seem to be making paybacks on the karma account - only adding strength to the medal whisperings among the Gilbertians, of course. the Blitzball Team - the Ancients 1 : 2 Scorers: Kimahri (35.) ***Eohippus (54.), Mammoth (32.) Booked: Ophelia ***--- The Blitzballers outplayed the Oldtimers quite easily at Zanarkand Stadium, but were terribly inefficient in front of the goal compared to their visitors, and got no league points from this. Grorud Grasshuggers - Really New Bremen Cyberdruids 1 : 1 Scorers: The Doom Song (34.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 (1 missed) Booked: SnooSnoo ***Gregorio Vinchester, Gregory, Xen Xiaoping Another 9 points to the evil 3:1 monster means the Cyberdruids were once again a bit lucky to get away with a draw. Mind you, there's a lot of karma in that bucket where this came from... Lexington League Match day 11 ============================== Monkey Business - Gangsters United 9 : 2 Scorers: The SCUMM bar chef (18., 35., 38., 69., 88.), Skeleton Bob (3., 57.), Stan (50.) ***Tony Soprano (81.), Nina Myers (1.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: Threeheaded Monkey ***Michael Corleone, The Joker Monkey Business manager Espen Brill had great respect for fellow promotion contenders Gangsters, and attempted to field 12 players. With Otis sent away to train against his machine, it turned out they didn't really need him - they were flattered by the scoreline, but the home win was comfortable enough. Trivial Brief Association - Car Park Rangers 8 : 2 Scorers: Receiver of Message (9., 14., 38., 70.), Norwegian Truck Herder (10., 27.), Concealed Incognito Acter (78.), Fairly Brutal Inspectors (82.) ***Remy Le Beau (86.), Tommy Monaghan (47.) Booked: Raw Acrobatic Flyer ***--- The Shorties just missed the 3:1 rule, but the Powers were no threat to them, so it had no consequences. Mishima Zaibatsu - First Men of Rome 3 : 3 Scorers: Carlos Alberto (42.), Yoshimitsu (66.), Asuka Kazama (14.) ***Tiberius Gracchus (81.), Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus (43.), Gaius Marius (28.) Booked: --- ***Gaius Julius Caesar, Gaius Marius It's poetic justice that the lucky bastards of the Iron Fist Tournament wasted lots of chances and drew this game against the run of play, considering the visitors have been followed by nightmarish conversions for weeks and weeks. It doesn't make up for much for either team's extreme karma deviations, but it's a start! Dial Square FC - Marvel Comics 4 : 1 Scorers: Pires (52., 85.), Fabregas (31.), Vieira (22.) ***Gambit (11.) Booked: --- ***Iceman, Pyro DM: The comics drew first blood with an early goal in this one. After that however, it was all one way traffic as Dial Square FC knocked in 4 goals in reply for a comfortable home win. Dangermouse - Dead Dino Storage 2 : 1 Scorers: Dangermouse (32., 56.) ***The Tangent (2.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: --- ***Pink Floyd, Scott Styris, Transatlantic DDS gave the Mouseketeers a surprisingly hard fight with a goal right off the bat and tough effort throughout the match, but Dangermouse managed to score twice and thus keep steaming ahead towards a good finish. Desassossego Blues - Coventry 28 : 1 Scorers: Thomas Crosse (12 goal$s), Alberto Caeiro (8 goal$s), Fernando Pessoa (6., 9., 28., 41., 62.), Alvaro de Campos (26., 82.), Pantaleao (11.) ***Mikey Michaels (6.) Booked: Barao de Teive ***--- !! Boom, and the fireworks started - the match exploded in an avalanche of goals. Lexington League Match day 12 ============================== Monkey Business - Marvel Comics 7 : 1 Scorers: The SCUMM bar chef (10., 45., 54., 76.), Carla (31.), Elaine Marley (20.), Skeleton Bob (79.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Elaine Marley ***--- Once again Otis tried to be the 12th man, but Marvel Comics couldn't really resist even with 11 against 11. One has to consider whether Otis should get a suspension, though...? Trivial Brief Association - Mishima Zaibatsu 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Daddy Bear (12.), Matthew Bright (50.) Booked: Fairly Brutal Inspectors ***--- DM: Mishima Zaibatsu continue to be unstoppable this season both through a depth of talent and several lucky breaks.