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You are here, finally! If you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region, but never quite got around to it, we hope that the following will help. If you look at We wish you a warm the maps on this page, you will note that PV (as the locals call it) is on the west coast of Mexico, smack in the middle of the Bay of Banderas - Welcome one of the largest bays in this country - which includes southern part of the state of Nayarit to the north and the northern part of Jalisco to the south. Thanks to its privileged location -sheltered by the Sierra Madre mountains- the Bay is well protected against the hurricanes spawned in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna did come close on October 25, 2002, but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 kms north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian Islands, thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations.

AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers that can only be boarded there. They have pre-fixed rates yet, if you have a “bank card”, withdraw funds from your POPULATION: 350,000 inhabitants per passenger. City cabs are yellow or white, and charge by account back home. Try to avoid exchanging money at CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with an average of 300 sunny the ride, not by passenger. When you ask to go downtown, your hotel. Traditionally, those offer the worst rates. days per year. The temperature averages 28°C (82°F) and the remember that your fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so WHAT TO DO: Even if your all-inclusive hotel is everything rainy season extends from late June to early October. make sure you are brought to the main plaza! Pick up a free you ever dreamed of, you should experience at least a FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo hosts a great variety map, and insist on your full value from the driver! Note the little of all that Vallarta has to offer - it is truly a condensed of animal species such as iguana, guacamaya, deer, number of your taxi in case of any problem, or if you forget version of all that is Mexican and existed before «Planned raccoon, etc. something in the cab. Then your hotel or travel rep can help Tourist Resorts», such as Cancun, Los Cabos and Ixtapa, SANCTUARIES: Bahía de Banderas encloses two Marine you check it out or lodge a complaint. were developed. Millions have been spent to ensure that National Parks - Los Arcos and the Marieta Islands - where Uber has also been available in PV for the past year or so. the original “small town” flavor is maintained downtown, in diving is allowed under certain circumstances but fishing of Download their app in your smartphone. the Old Town and on the South Side. any kind is prohibited. Every year, the Bay receives the visit of TIME ZONE: The entire State of Jalisco is on Central Time, DRINKING WATER: The false belief that a Mexican vacation the humpback whales, dolphins and manta rays in the winter. as is the area of the State of Nayarit from Lo de Marcos in the must inevitably lead to an encounter with Moctezuma’s During the summer, sea turtles, a protected species, arrive to north to the Ameca River, i.e.: Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerías, La Cruz revenge is just that: false. For the 26th year in a row, Puerto its shores to lay their eggs. de Huanacaxtle, Sayulita, San Pancho, Punta Mita, etc. North Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for ECONOMY: Local economy is based mainly on tourism, of Lo De Marcos, Guayabitos, La Peñita, San Blas, etc. are on human consumption. It is one of only two cities in Mexico that construction and to a lesser degree, on agriculture, Mountain Time, i.e.: one hour behind PV time. can boast of such accomplishment. True, the quality of the mainly tropical fruit such as mango, papaya, watermelon, TELEPHONE CALLS: Always check on the cost of long water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what pineapple, guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas. distance calls from your hotel room. Some establishments comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. On CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is the legal currency in charge as much as U.S. $7.00 per minute! the other hand, most large hotels have their own purification Mexico although Canadian and American dollars are widely CELL PHONES: Most cellular phones from the U.S. and equipment and most restaurants use purified water. If you accepted. Canada may be programmed for local use, through Telcel and want to be doubly sure, you can pick up purified bottled BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes. IUSAcell, the local carriers. To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322, water just about anywhere. Current fare is $10.00 Pesos per ticket and passengers then the seven digit number of the person you’re calling. Omit EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and American tourists often must purchase a new ticket every time they board another the prefix if dialling a land line. fall in love with one of the many stray dogs and cats in Vallarta. bus. There are no “transfers”. LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping is usually 15%-20% of the bill Many would like to bring it back with them, but believe that the TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of the at restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, taxis, waiters, maids, laws do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If you would like to town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with etc. depending on the service. Some businesses and offices bring a cat or a dog back home, call the local animal shelter for the driver FIRST. If you are staying in a hotel, you may want close from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening until 7 p.m. or later. In more info: 293-3690. to check the rates usually posted in the lobby. Also, if you restaurants, it is considered poor manners to present the LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good beginning would be to take know which restaurant you want to go, do not let the driver check before it is requested, so when you’re ready to leave, one of the City Tours offered by the local tour agencies. Before change your mind. Many restaurateurs pay commissions ask «La cuenta, por favor» and your bill will be delivered to you. boarding, make sure you have a map and take note of the to taxi drivers and you may end up paying more than you MONEY EXCHANGE: Banks will give you a higher rate places you want to return to. Then venture off the beaten path. should, in a second-rate establishment! There are 2 kinds of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio), Explore a little. Go farther than the tour bus takes you. And of taxi cabs: those at the airport and the maritime port though not all offer exchange services to foreigners. Better don’t worry - this is a safe place. 3

the next. The meal was topped off with a chocolate dessert with ice cream. We were licking our lips Your Comments wishing for more. We were so impressed with the presentation as each course had been plated in a [email protected] most appealing way. We will definitely return and highly recommend this new offering to the PV restaurant choices. Dear Editor, Your taste buds will thank you! My husband, daughter and I went for the dinner Mary Fitzgerald cruise on the Marigalante Pirate ship. We had a wonderful time. This was our first time on this Dear Editor, ship but definitely not our last. The entertainment th from 6:30 until well after 10 p.m. was non-stop. I arrived in mid-January for my 24 year in We had a personal pirate that mad sure our glasses Puerto Vallarta, the last 20 staying 2+ months. I were never empty. The food was wonderful with was pleasantly surprise when arriving in “Old my husband having the lobster tail and steak and Town” and seeing the bus stop across from Lazaro us having the stuffed chicken breast. Wonderful Cardenas Park with benches and roofs overhead. wines, or drinks, with dinner served by our pirate. I use the buses several times a week as my mode Really fun pre dinner show also involving guests, of transportation for grocery shopping and other wonderful music and band with dinner, an a great errands. The next day, I went to the bus stop which after dinner show. The city lights were beautiful. is 6 blocks from where I live and waited for the bus Fireworks and noise and flash bangs livened things for about 30 minutes, it didn’t come. A passer-by up. I would highly recommend this experience. told me the buses no longer stop there and I would Well worth the price paid. need to walk another 3 blocks to Constitution for the bus. I arrive, have to stand on the sidewalk, in Anne Hershberg the hot sun and no place to sit.. I am thoroughly disappointed because I have now Hola Allyna, walked 9 blocks which will result in my walking I’ve seen many incredible sunsets during my 40 18 blocks for the round trip. Some say “It’s only years in Vallarta, and I’ve seen numerous beautiful three blocks more”, well, for a citizen near 80, it’s covers on your paper, but last week’s cover photo a lot. What about people that live farther away, was in a class of its own. Well done! have a disability or workers who have worked a You’ve been doing a great job listing our Free long, hard day perhaps in the hot sun? Using a Malecon Sculpture Tours on Tuesday mornings in taxi is not a good alternative, because they are too your calendar of events, thank you. However, it expensive for many. would really help it if you could also list our This brings me to another point, Old Town is Free Sunset Malecon Sculpture Tours at 6 p.m. no longer a ‘Quaint Little Community”, with every Thursday night, starting at Galeria Pacifico, more condos being built every day. This results and going south to the Demetro Galeria. It would in many more people and a horrendous amount be much appreciated. of traffic and traffic jams. My point is,why Gracias, isn’t the bus company trying to improve service vs. reducing it and encouraging use of their bus Gary Thompson service vs. driving? It is a well known fact that Owner/Director | Galeria Pacifico emissions from automobiles cause smog. This morning, smog covered the bay, making it hard Dear Editor, to see the bay, mountains and boats. I hope this A gem of a new restaurant in Old Town will be addressed before Puerto Vallarta is covered On our way to another restaurant, we walked by smog like some areas in California and other by Alma 21 at 239 Francisco Madero, and we places throughout the world. Save this beautiful decided to try it. We were so glad we did! It is City and surrounding area before it’s too late! lovely inside, and the service was impeccable. It makes me sad to see Old Town go from a The menus have so many delicious offerings it place where the people live and work, the quaint was difficult to decide what to order. There is and artistic and buildings to “Ugly Condos” which a variety of very unusual cocktails, and we all block the view of the Mountains and Banderas ordered a different one. They were all superb. A Bay. I guess this is called Progress. scrumptious appetizer arrived courtesy of the chef Thank you, I enjoy your PV Mirror. as we were waiting for our salads. All 4 of us had Essie Adrian - Michigan a different entree, and one was more delicious than 4 From Here Marcia Blondin [email protected]

Extended family singers were scattered throughout the audience – folks that know when music is played well. Stay I have two sets of cousins in town from tuned for dates of the next two scheduled shows. Winnipeg, Manitoba. We got together to eat last Arte Viviente News: One of our co-op members, week at Serrano’s, close to the beach at the edge of Barb Stenz, embarked on a new bus-ticket- Parque Lazaro Cardenas. We see each other only painting at the gallery last week. This enormous in Vallarta, mostly because north is a direction I canvas will eventually hold a couple of thousand rarely travel, with Tepic being my most northerly tickets supplied by fans of the project and carefully destination. applied to the 1 x 1.5-meter canvas. We shared a lovely dinner looking at photographs A couple of lovely women, Juanita and Mimi, of renovations in cottage country around Lake heard of Barb’s unusual canvases a year ago, hung Winnipeg, and children. And grandchildren and an empty bag in the lobby of their condominium yes, great-grandchildren! Wait a minute! Didn’t with a sign inviting everyone to deposit their we play together when we were kids? Nope; the used bus tickets. Barb was happily working on other side of the family. That explains a lot then. her project when Juanita and Mimi triumphantly The Vallarta Garden Club – responsible for most came in with a full bag of tickets and, with grand of the fabulous plantings and planters you see ceremony, presented them to Barb on the spot. around Vallarta – is having their monthly meeting Another member, herbalist Ricardo Mazcal, will at Incanto on February 11. Drop by for drinks be at Arte Viviente every Wednesday evening with around 4:30 and help this terrific organization do his creams, herbal tinctures, Maz Mix, handmade what they do best – beautify our city. Membership ginger-stuffed dark chocolates, and sunburn skin in the Garden Club is inexpensive, and all your repair! Some of you may know Ricardo from donations go to buying plants and the Friday Marsol Market, then placing them with great care Saturday’s Three Hens around our city. A special guest Market, and his writings in speaker at the meeting/get together, this paper. Now you can stock Neil Gerlowski, Executive Director up on his products at Arte of the Vallarta Botanical Garden, Viviente seven-days-a-week will present a photographic trip from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. through 15 of Mexico’s most Arte Viviente is barely six exquisite gardens. Come by even if week’s old, and already we are you are not a member, by the time attracting fascinating people you have met a few of Vallarta’s through our doors. One of those happy gardeners and joined Neil is Guy Giard from Montreal, on a (likely!) epic voyage through who ‘clowns around’ with Mexico’s coolest gardens, you’ll none other than Patch Adams. want to become a part of this vital Guy has spread joy all over the organization. world with Dr. Adams, and he The third “Virtuosos de Camera” left me the other evening with concert took place at Incanto last my own clown nose. It’s quite week. This fundraiser centered fetching. around Grammy award-winning Take care of each other, and cellist, Donald Moline. Joining him onstage were please introduce Sun Dances into your morning Jean-Guy Comeau on piano, Mary MacLachlan rituals because this weather is unacceptably on violin, Rigoberto Mora, classical guitar, and Vancouver-like for Vallarta, where we are quite Klaus Liebetanz on flute. Another sold-out used to flawlessly clear blue skies and rain from performance proved that Vallarta wants and needs mid-June to mid-October …period. beautiful classical chamber music. Musicians and That’s it from me, From Here. 5 “Our house is on fire” Then he will look at history. How did we get ourselves into this mess? The subtle increases of CO2 in the atmosphere are discernible in records dating back to the mid- 1700s, but by the mid-1950s the annual increases, shown as figures on a graph, resemble the lift-off of the first rockets to the moon. What’s happened since then? Brian will then deal with the John Warren politics of alternate activities being “I don’t want your hope. I want followed by the human race, and you to panic … and act,” said Greta could they be effective? Plastic Thunberg a year ago when she was straws versus paper ones? Reducing addressing the World Economic our reliance on jet travel? Does the Forum in Switzerland. projected increase in this world’s According to the IPCC population matter? Will national (Intergovernmental Panel on governments be able to agree to Climate Change), we are less than face the common enemy for the 11 years away from not being able sake of the universal good, or will to undo our mistakes. In that time, they continue their tribalism? Will unprecedented changes in all aspects current social movements, such of society need to have taken place. as the Extinction Rebellion and The International Friendship Club Fridays for the Future, be able to (IFC) is hosting three presentations exert pressure on governments? Or this month on the subject of threat will governments still be swayed to life on earth. by the need for expanding national “Global Warming - The Science, economies, corporate dividends, The Technology, Our Response” and high employment? What about will be presented by Jerry Kroth, a the political movement, the Green professor at Santa Clara University New Deal, in the USA? on Sunday, February 9, at 7 p.m. He What can we look forward to? will use the information from his There is no question that physical new book, “Ecocide: why radical conditions will be harsher. Climate interventions are needed to prevent refugees will be on the move. climate catastrophe,” to inform us Authoritarian governments will about his views on the problem and arise. Is that a light at the end of the solutions. the tunnel, or is it a hurtling freight “Responding to the Threat of train? Human Extinction: System Change, IFC lectures are well attended, Not Climate Change” is the title of seating is limited, and tickets are Professor Brian McDougall’s two not sold in advance, so come early lectures that will take place on the to get a seat. The IFC Clubhouse Thursday evenings of February 13th is located upstairs, above the HSBC and 20th at 7 p.m. bank at the corner of Insurgentes Brian will provide comprehensive and Libertad downtown. information and commentary in “Our planet is a lonely speck in three broad sections. The first the great enveloping cosmic dark. will be about the science of the In our obscurity, in all this vastness, problems facing homo sapiens and there is no hint that help will come

every other species on this tiny, from elsewhere to save us from Map) on Central number (See location blue planet. ourselves.” - Carl Sagan 17 6 Three Hens and a Rooster - a market Mama Vallarta (aka Gloria Sue) Whether you’re seeking something special for someone or need a snack for your dog Bandit, there’s a variety of things to see and do that Our friendly little market continues to grow as more vendors come really run the gamut. There’s unique jewelry, clothing, purses and hats; from far and wide. And that great echo you could hear when you remember that Valentine’s Day is a-comin’! entered the hall has been replaced with happy voices that our shoppers For sure you’ll find something great for your special someone! provide. Some snack as they walk around, looking at each and every We’re indoors with plenty of ceiling fans, so no concern for the ware. Some buy, some don’t; but that’s okay ‘cause they do it with climate. Drive over, cab it, use your two little feet; but from nine to savoir faire! one you must time it.

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Pattyjo Fun Art and Mama Vallarta’s Jewish Comfort Photography - Pattyjo is an Food and Stuff - Mama Vallarta artist who paints colorful, (a.k.a.: Gloria Sue) first visited whimsical paintings using Puerto Vallarta in 1970 and knew mediums such as water colors immediately that some day she and vivid alcohol inks. In would move here and live out her addition to her paintings, days, which she did at the turn of Pattyjo also takes time to make the century. She started her cooking delightful hand painted note “business” at the behest of a friend cards. One hundred percent who wanted to carry Mama’s of the sales from her cards is matzoh ball soup in her restaurant donated to help make travel but people kept asking for more, so packets for children with Mama Vallarta’s Jewish Comfort cancer to entertain them on Food was born at the now defunct their journey to Guadalajara for Pata de Kangaroo by Lisa and Paradise Community Center their chemo therapy. Way to Erik - Lisa has lived in Puerto Market. As Mama’s reputation The “FABFABRICFELLOWS” go, Pattyjo! It takes a village! Vallarta for about six years. She continued to grow, so did her menu. (Bill and Alejandro) began their would visit her sister who lives here She now has (in addition to the market life about a dozen years and always loved the “vibe” so one original matzoh ball soup), chopped ago at the Paradise Community day she decided to join her sister in chicken liver, cheese and apple Center Market (and they still miss this little piece of paradise. Erik, blintzes, cream of tomato soup and it!). After the market closed (with however, is a long time resident of a tasty fried chicken with a matzoh a number of stops in between) PV. He came here from Amsterdam meal crust. Samples and guilt are they opened a delightful boutique 21 years ago on vacation and just always FREE with Mama Vallarta! with the Three Hens market at its never left. Together they make original location. As the market hand dyed and hand made beach evolved, so did they and now you cover ups that are so versatile that can find them at the Lions’ Club - they will take you to the beach and smack up the ramp as you enter. beyond! They are all 100% cotton Their fabric choices are colorful and have over 23 different colors and charming and from them they to choose from. And, of course, make their favorites: hand-made they also will make you your own aprons (check out Mama Vallarta’s), special order if you don’t see what original pillow shams and their best you want. selling Chiapas collection. They By the way, you can find both are always looking forward to their Pattyjo and Pata de Kangaroo on weekly market adventure with the main center aisle directly across friends ... old and new! from each other.

Three Hens and a Rooster is located inside the Lions’ Club at 280 Francisco Madero in Old Town from 9 to 1. From all of us at the Three Hens and a Rooster - a market, we wish you a pleasant week. And Mama says: “Stay strong and stay positive!” 7 The Beverly Hills of PV Are you looking for a unique experience that lasts about three hours, takes you to places you’ve never been to before and helps to support free surgery for local kids? Then book a ticket or two on the IFC Home Tours. See www.ifctoursforvallarta.com A recent review on Trip Advisor reads “I like to do the International Friendship Club’s Home Tours at least once or twice a season. I especially love bringing friends who are visiting for a week or two. We take air conditioned buses to the doorsteps of the most unusual homes in and around Puerto Vallarta. It’s so nice to drive south out of town and go high into the hills of Tours leave the Sea Monkey Restaurant, on Conchas Chinas, known as the Beverly Hills the malecon, on Tuesdays and Wednesdays at of Puerto Vallarta. The homes and the views 10:30 but tickets are limited, so arrive early or are amazing. The bus ride is almost as much book online. You’ll need to climb up and down fun as the homes, as the guides and docents are stairs in some homes, so bring your best knees delightful and informative. All of these folks and ankles. are volunteers and proceeds help many charities Many thanks go to all the homeowners that including cleft palate surgeries for local youth. make the tours possible and which, in turn, help A must do when visiting Puerto Vallarta.” so many children here in Puerto Vallarta. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 33 8

Most people around the Bay of The resin and glue in the fiberboards Banderas will tell you to get your are a deterrent since termites tend to dining room and bedroom furniture Welcome, Home! find them quite distasteful. made with parota wood and stay Fibreboards can be painted and Sheryl Novak clear of fibreboards. The rationale is stained many beautiful colors and that this wood, spoken of in almost look outstanding in your home for a legendary terms, is termite-proof. fraction of the price of parota. And, that fibreboards will never hold Would you buy this wood? Price comparison up in humid areas. Solid wood furniture But is this true? You will cost more than might be surprised! furniture constructed Parota wood can with fibreboard. In be toxic. some cases, you will Parota wood find furniture that is a is indigenous to hybrid of solid wood and Central America and fibreboard. Parts of the abundant in Mexico. furniture that are hidden, In Spanish, the word such as the front and parota translates to the top, are constructed huanacaxtle. Fun using solid wood. The fact - La Cruz de inside and back, which Huanacaxtle is supposedly named most species of wood. Drywood compressed into one panel. The are generally hidden, are built with after a cross that stood in the town, termites require little moisture in the higher the density, the stronger and fibreboard. This gives the best of both made from this decorative wood. wood they eat. harder it is. Low-density fibreboards, worlds – a beautiful looking piece at a Parota trees grow rapidly and have Parota has beautiful wood grain. often referred to as particle boards, more reasonable price. large trunks – which means they work There is no need to paint it – the beauty are used frequently in construction for Which is better? well for large furniture pieces (think lies in its rich grains and golden hues. sub-floors. High-density fibreboards Somewhere along the line, people large dining room table tops made Although costlier, furniture made are mainly used in laminate flooring. started confusing low performing from slabs). This wood is lighter from this indigenous wood will make Medium-density fibreboards are particle board with water-resistant, in weight than many other kinds of a beautiful statement in your home. highly recommended for furniture. well-wearing fibreboards. They also wood and water-resistant. Parota is, Fibreboards can withstand moisture. Fibreboards are also sub- started giving parota wood mystical however, a softer wood. This can be Fibreboards are an engineered categorized into different classes, furniture powers. Both options have problematic if you have a dining table product made from wood fibers that based on their properties to withstand pros and cons. The bottom line is or dresser that needs to withstand are bonded together with a strong stress and moisture. Medium (MDF) buying the brand names you know. some significant weight. adhesive under significant heat and high density (hardboard) have a Buy from manufacturers who stand What most people do not know and pressure. Fibreboard has been much higher resistance to moisture behind their materials and production. about parota is that it can be quite around since the early 1900s. It is and stress than particleboard. Some Buy from retailers you trust who know toxic. Some carpenters will no longer also used in construction, flooring, MDFs and hardboards are even their products and can help you select work with this wood because it can home appliances, automobile treated to be moisture resistant. the right one for your style, needs, and cause severe eye and respiratory manufacturing, and cabinetry. Unlike particleboard, these materials budget. infection. For those with allergies, There are three main categories will not split or crack. Buying a new condo? this may not be the best option. of fibreboard based on their density Today, many manufacturers of Furnish it right the first time. Although subterranean termites – low, medium, and high. The fiberboards incorporate fungal and Contact me for assistance at: prefer softwoods, they will invade density refers to the amount of wood insect resistance. [email protected] (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location Map) on Central number (See location 3 9

Proceeds from these events go to RISE in support of operations and education of the children at RISE. RAISE for RISE! Can’t make it to the event, but would like to donate tickets or a raffle item? Contact me. Hope to see you there! DON’T miss out on supporting RISE while having a great time at our 2 upcoming events The Cause: 1. Sunday, February 16, 2020 - International Food Festival Fundraiser Refugio Infantil Santa Esperanza (R.I.S.E.) is a magical 19-year old, for R.I.S.E. Join us for a delicious, catered dinner and show at Fidencio’s 50-bed refuge for children, located in Puerto Vallarta. on the beach, Sunday, February 16th, 6:30 p.m. A well-known caterer in R.I.S.E. provides a secure, clean, loving environment for children who the NE, Big Jack is providing the 4 food stations! Italian, German-Polish, are “at risk” at home or have no home. These resilient children range in Everything Stations featuring Garlic Shrimp and a Dessert Station. We age from newborn to those in their mid-teens. They receive an education, will have live music by Grupo Tajin, Sol Rose, Luis Villanueva and more – healthy meals, medical and dental services, psychological help, and speech lots of fun! There will be a raffle for the many great things to do in PV and and hearing assistance, if needed. At R.I.S.E. we strive to provide an a 50/50 raffle. Tickets are $500 Pesos, available at Fidencio’s, Cassandra atmosphere where children can be children. Shaw’s and RISE or contact [email protected] All of the programs, infrastructure, and day-to-day operations are 2. Monday, February 24th, 2020, RISE for FASHION – From 1 a.m. to financially supported solely by volunteers, individual donors. Your 1 p.m., Fashion Show and Luncheon at Di Vino Dante tapas Restaurant, donations make this possible. There is a library with books and videos, a featuring clothing from Deja New! February 24, Monday, 11- 1 - Women separate computer lab and a stimulation room for the nursery aged children, are modeling the clothes and you can buy the items by taking the tag right fully stocked with toys and games for recreation and play. We have English off the model! Don’t miss out on these great buys and an awesome lunch. classes on site for both the nursery and older children, providing the Come have some fun with us! There will be a raffle for lots of great things necessary skills to succeed in life. to do in PV. Tickets are $450 Pesos, available at Deja New, Galeria Dante, R.I.S.E. welcomes visitors to come see for themselves how just a little Cassandra Shaw’s, Salon Malecon and RISE or contact [email protected] bit of you can make a big difference in a child’s life. 10 Spay-ghetti Fundraising Dinner at Coco’s Kitchen on March 5 benefiting Cuale Spay & Neuter Clinic

The Cuale Spay Neuter Clinic will 1280 surgeries in 2019. In 2019, Cuale hold a “Spay-ghetti and No Balls” (that’s Spay & Neuter Clinic spent $402,000. spaghetti to you and me) dinner on pesos for the spaying and neutering of March 5th at Coco’s Kitchen at 6:30 p.m. the 1,280 animals - funded entirely by (122 Pulpito in Amapas) generous donators. Tickets for the dinner are 400 pesos and Funds raised during this event will be can be purchased at Nacho Daddy’s (287 used exclusively towards the ongoing Basilio Badillo in the Romantic Zone), spaying and neutering of animals in and Langostinos (on Playa Los Muertos, 109 around Vallarta. Manuel M. Diéguez), and Cassandra Donations can also be made on Shaw Jewelry (276 Basilio Badillo). the gofundme page at https://www. The evening includes a welcome drink, gofundme.com/cuale-spay-and- spaghetti dinner with polenta and salad, neuter-clincis-2020 if you are unable to auction items, raffles, and lots of fun… attend the dinner. but most of all you’ll be helping to prevent If you would like more information, thousands of unwanted dogs and cats. please contact Glenda Bland at 322-139- The Cuale has increased their numbers 2933 or email [email protected] from providing 665 surgeries in 2016 to 11

Paradise and Parenting Yes, we have been living this married over the years, it can evolve into bliss for twelve years now, and have something comforting, heart-warming been together for nearly eighteen. and totally enduring – that’s downright Celebrating Love and Friendship Neither one of us is even close to being miraculous. an American football fan, And it’s all the little, every day things Leza Warkentin mommyinmexico.wordpress.com so we chose February 3rd that I love now. For example, I love as a wedding date back in how he is always on my side when I February 1, 2020 (and only when you need 2008, much to the baffled describe my latest outrage. Even when So after what has been labeled the him or her to back you up annoyance of most of our I’m not totally right (but mostly). longest January in the history of the regarding your teen’s cell guests (bless them all for I love how he embraces the Gregorian calendar, we have come phone bill), things get less coming). Embarrassing Dad role into which he’s to the month of love and friendship. spicy and a little more, well, And I know it sounds like been tossed. He does his absolute best Which is nice, but I didn’t really mild. the passion in our marriage to provide ample evidence that he’s mind that January felt longer than a But the good news is that is on a serious decline… uncool and tells lame jokes. He plays double root canal. I love the weather February is here, and it’s but I can honestly say his eighties hair metal loud and proud, in Vallarta in January, and I also love time to celebrate. Not just I love this man so very grinning while the back seat groans posting pictures of how great it is because of Valentine’s Day. And, let’s much. I love him even more than I did and calls for hip hop. here in order to entice my family in face it, Valentine’s Day can be a little twelve years ago when I said “I do” I love how we walk through this Manitoba to visit. (!) cheesy in its glitter-bathed, heart- while my dear friend’s husband jiggled life together; good times, bad times, However, it is now February, and shaped, pink and purple, cartoon- his knee in the audience and wondered terrible times. He’s held my hand that means I’ll start feeling romantic character-ish exuberance. if the hotel sports bar would carry the through it all and let me know I’m any. minute. now. Here are two things No, I’m talking about a special day Giants vs the Patriots. never alone. His optimism and that could cause a short delay in my that my husband and I celebrate every The thing is, I fell for my husband encouragement are my brightest light. warm fuzzies: 1) I am a mom whose February 3rd and which he forgets the way a penguin dives into the icy So yeah, we usually talk less about children think parental affection is very about until the week before. I like to deep – it was sudden, it was fast, it passion these days and more about gross and used only for the purpose bring it up by asking him what we are was shocking, but it was completely what’s for dinner. But it’s real love, of their personal discomfort; and 2) doing on the weekend. He’ll say, “Ida inevitable. That kind of love is the it’s life-long, and it’s very much worth It is high season, I am married to a know, hopefully nothing, because I’m greatest, isn’t it? But the fact that, celebrating. musician, and I don’t quite remember working and I am beat.” if we spoke yesterday except for a text Now, I think you are all just exchange that went: impressed that he didn’t say, “Well “Did you turn on the slow cooker?” obviously watching the SUPER “What is that” BOWWWWLLLL YEAH!” but at “What is what” this point I’ll sigh and say forget it. “What is a slow cooker?” He’ll know he’s said something wrong “Nvm I’ll do it when I get home” but won’t begin to be able to imagine “what is that” what it is, so he’ll go on with his day. “what is WHAT” I’ll continue to drop disappointed “nvm” remarks around the house until my “ok” daughter stomps up to him, grabs him I don’t know about your marriage, by the shoulders and says “DAD! It’s but when you don’t see your spouse your ANNIVERSARY! Please do for longer than fifteen minutes a day something!” (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location Map) on Central number (See location 14 2 12

of screened-only windows and double doors leading to my terrace, all framing the perfect view. Then beyond that multi-purpose room, a serviceable bathroom and then My View facing the Sierra Madre, was a bedroom with two walls of large screened windows, one facing the jungle, and the other facing south, looking out Jennifer Mann on a plethora of trees abloom within a riot of colors. And the window [email protected] facing the jungle was sometimes almost “of” the jungle, prompting a visit from Pablo, expertly wielding his machete, as does his father before him, A “new” view to hold the jungle at bay. But I always knew, as charming as the casita was, it wouldn’t be my When I decided on a dime in October 2018 that I was moving to Puerto home for long as the beautiful view could only be claimed by climbing, Vallarta, I found a casa on Craigslist that read like the perfect place to climbing, climbing a road that started out paved, regressed to dirt, and start my life in Mexico. then finally, at the end, was nothing but jagged rocks held together by a And it was. It was high in the hills, overlooking the city of Vallarta, the bit of dirt with deep ditches on either side. It was beautiful but isolated. Hotel Zone, the Marina, the Bay of Banderas, the Marieta Islands, and To “do” anything required one getting in the car and driving down the even beyond, to the Pacific Ocean. treachery that was called a road. Our “street” didn’t even have a name. During the day, I could see the huge ocean liners make their way to the Well, it used to, but for some Mexican reason I don’t quite yet understand, marina. I could see where the ocean and sky met. I could see little dots the city took it away... of boats zig-zagging the bay. Before I left for a couple of weeks in December to visit my 90-year-old And then dusk would settle and little by little the city below would start Floridian mother, I checked out a couple of apartments in Old Town. Not to glitter as locals, expats and tourists took on the night. for me. While my casita in the hills was isolated, Old Town was too urban And the casa itself, one of three on my landlord’s property, was very even for me, an inveterate longtime urban dweller in the U.S. charming and very Mexican, if a bit rustic. When I returned I hit the listings and found what sounded like a perfect A front garden was enclosed with wire fencing, leading to an entrada “penthouse” apartment in Buenos Aires. Living in a local neighborhood for two of the casas, what I would call in the states, flats, or one apartment holds great appeal to me. I didn’t move to Mexico to live in a gated, expat on top of another. community. I moved here, in part, to try to immerse myself in the local The casa itself was simple. One large room, containing a sitting area, culture, to soak up the plethora of Mexican customs, habits, and charms. a corner kitchen and for me, an office space, faced due west with a wall And the apartment was perfect for me. It has many of the creature comforts I’d lived with my entire life, including a compact but wonderful kitchen with a 6-burner Bosch stove, polished concrete countertops, a STORAGE ROOM!, and a laundry room with a kick-ass washer and dryer. The living area has beautiful marble-tile floors and an entire wall of glass - that completely opens - to the most Mexican of Mexican charms - an enclosed courtyard patio facing south, looking into the jungles of the Sierra Madre. While my home in the hills was isolated and isolating, my new home is in the thick of it. Right across the street in a tiny tienda, while on the corner is a tortillería, where locals line up in the afternoon to replenish their supplies for supper, the wonderful aromas wafting up the road. In the evenings, I can hear the kids playing soccer, squeals, and laughter erupting like volcanoes. Soon, it quiets down, and as I putter in my new home, I think, “Ah, todo bien, todo bien...” 13 Thirsty Burlington’s ‘Cher Live! and David Maiocco’s ‘Liberace’ now playing, Singer Enrique De Allende held-over, ‘007: The Music of James Bond’ debuts, and watch the Oscars with Pearl, Gouda and the sexy cast of ‘OH BOY!’ Cabaret at Incanto

Direct from Provincetown, MA, Thirsty Burlington (aka Scott Townsend) returns to Incanto by popular demand in ‘Cher Live!’, for an evening of incredible all-live vocal performances gorgeous costumes, and hilarious comedy! February 3 - 29. All shows 9:30 p.m. ‘Liberace!’ Award-winning actor and pianist David Maiocco brings Liberace out to play for a fabulous fun-filled 90 minutes of the greatest music and shtick in entertainment history! February 3 - 24. See calendar for times. Join the sensational Maria Rose for ‘007, A Black Tie Affair - The Music of James Bond’. Appearing with her are the very talented Diego Guerrero and Andrew Sands accompanied by acclaimed pianist Derek Carkner and John Celenza on cello. February 7, 14, 21 Enrique at 7 p.m. de Allende Classic Crooner, Enrique de Allende has been held-over by popular demand. Added shows February 19 at 7 p.m. and February 27 at 9:30 p.m. In association with Democrats Abroad, Incanto will screen nine Oscar-nominated films for ‘Best Picture’ daily starting February 1 - February 8. All films shown at 3 p.m. Visit Incanto’s website for a complete list and online tickets. On February 9, join Aunt Pearl and Gouda Gabor with the cast of OH BOY! Cabaret for Incanto’s Oscar Night! Walk the special Red Carpet. Contests and prizes for best dressed, worst dressed, sexiest, etc. Pre-show cocktails starting at 6 p.m. with Dennis Crow playing the piano. The televised awards ceremony starts at 7 p.m. Suggested attire – Creative black and gold. See OH BOY Cabaret Fridays and Sundays at 9:30 p.m. Patsy Meyer is an Emmy-nominated singer, songwriter, and percussionist. February 8 and Mar. 14 at 7:30 p.m. in the piano bar accompanied by Mark Hartman at the piano. Girls Night Out features Stolie, Hannah Brady and Kami Desilets singing fun, upbeat classics from famous girl groups from Bugle Boy to Beyoncé. Next shows February 10, 24 at 7 p.m. Also, see Stolie in her solo ticketed show February 18 at 7:30 p.m. in the piano bar. On February 11 at 9:30 and February 12 at 7 p.m. ‘The Abba Girls’ sing your favorites live! Watch for many more in this series throughout the season with a variety of other favorites coming soon. Democrats Abroad Film Series presents a screening of ‘If Beale Street Could Talk’, February 12 at 3 p.m. Big screen, great sound!

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sundays Mark Hartman, Bob Bruneau, Estación Brasil - 5 Jay-Gee, Joan Houston - 5 p.m. Bingo with Pearl - Cheko Ruiz Band - Piano - 5 p.m. piano - 5 p.m. p.m. (Feb. 5, 12) piano - 5 p.m. Zoe Lewis - 4 p.m. Select Sundays 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. Zoe Lewis - 7:30 p.m. Tongo - 7:30 p.m. Open Mic - 7:30 p.m. Patsy Meyer - Joby & Tongo - 5 p.m. Ticketed shows Tatewari/Media Luna 7 Mark Hartman/ 7:30 p.m. Dennis Crow, piano 7:30 p.m. Lenar Cuban Salsa- - 7:30 p.m. (see p.m. (alternating weeks) Dennis Crow, piano sing-along - 9:30 p.m. Mark Hartman/Dennis 7:30 p.m. online calendar) Dennis Crow, piano - 9:30 p.m. Crow, piano - 9:30 p.m. Dennis Crow, piano sing-along - 9:30 p.m. sing-along - 9:30 p.m. 14 Be My Valentine: 14 Years Loving Los Bambinos

Los Bambinos’ six weekly, 8 to 10 p.m. shows:

- Monday | HELP ! Tribute to the Beatles | Seating begins at 6 p.m. Growing up listening to the Beatles, The Morales brothers bring their own four-part harmonies to the stage playing a show of classics. Los Bambinos harmonies and instrumentation perfectly captures the sound of one of the most recognized groups in musical history.

- Tuesday & Wednesday | Bohemian Rhapsody – QUEEN | Celebrate this Valentine’s Day and Seating begins at 6 p.m. week with Los Bambinos as you The QUEEN revival show is a great musical challenge for the group experience the delightful heart of Puerto Vallarta. What is Puerto Vallarta? It with complex harmonies and sophisticated instrumentation. Full of ener- is a community of warm and friendly gy and rhythm, this show will make you vibrate as you experience a people, who remember your face, if not night full of vocals. also your name. Puerto Vallarta has an excellent culinary tradition with a culture - Thursday | MUSIC LEGENDS | Seating begins at 6 p.m. of fabulous service. Puerto Vallarta holds Los Bambinos take you on a music tour offering a great compilation the magic of another era and invites you of the world’s most emblematic tunes from the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, 80, and there through the music of love. more! Revive those memories and experience a fun and touching eve- This February 14th, Los Bambinos ning of a spectacular selection of artists. and Bambinos Trattoria have prepared an exceptional evening for you to wine - Friday | LATIN NIGHT PARTY! | Seating begins at 6 p.m. and dine with your friends and loved Come on down for a full evening of Latin music in their famous Latin ones. Join the group as they bring to Music Show! This concert brings you the heart of Latin American music life an exciting selection of emblematic that is an intimate part of Los Bambinos’ own musical history. In this romantic songs from musical history. performance, the group showcases their musical upbringing performing Elvis Presley, Frankie Valli, Everly traditional Mexican music, contemporary favorites like Carlos Santa- Brothers and Luis Miguel are a few na, and Gypsy Kings flamenco along-side rhythmic selections by artists Plan ahead and book your spot of the artists you will hear during the such as Celia Cruz. now so you can be part of this evening. Prepare to be amazed by Bambinos tradition that delivers on the flavors of the night as the chef - Saturday | “GREASE” | Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons | fun, good feelings and great vibes. brings unique selections to your table Seating begins at 6 p.m. Make your reservation today and in a four-course menu for 840 pesos. This dynamic show beautifully presents the authentic range of the look forward to a fantastic evening Experience an unforgettable dinner group’s voices. Los Bambinos music does justice to this iconic musical with your sweetie or friends that and show this evening. See the menu at era and artist. You’ll be singing and dancing. you will cherish forever. Please bambinostrattoria.com reserve early, as seating is limited.

Los Bambinos’ Dinner & Show performances are held at Bambinos Trattoria, delicious and authentic Italian fare. Check out unbiased reviews on Trip Advisor! Bambinos Trattoria is located at 314 Aguacate, corner of Carranza street in Old Town Puerto Vallarta. For reservations call 222-4357 (English spoken), tickets available online at www.bambinostrattoria.com See you at the show! (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 34 15 16 Matt Cage “the best young Elvis in the business”

Merv Buchanan [email protected] John Lennon once said “before Elvis there was nothing”. That may not be entirely true. There was “something”. But it wasn’t rock ‘n ‘roll. Elvis had the voice, style and heartstopping good looks that made people take notice. And his oft repeated claim “I don’t sing like no one” was a fact few could argue with. Musical genres meant nothing. His unique voice and singing style merged gospel, country and blues all into something fresh and new. And during a late night session at Ontario-based Matt Cage knows Sun Records, Elvis, guitarist Scotty how valuable looking and sounding Moore and bassist Bill Black, found Like Elvis really is. the right groove. The rest is rock ‘n So he is not about to squander ‘roll history. his good fortune. When he is on Much has been written about “The stage, everything must be just right. King of Rock ‘n ‘Roll”. But behind From the Las Vegas show All Shook the myth are some interesting facts. Up, to the touring Million Dollar Elvis’ debut album, “Elvis Presley” Quartet, he surrounds himself with was the first rock ‘n ‘roll album the finest actors and musicians in the to top the Billboard chart, where business. His attention to detail from it remained for 10 weeks. His hit costumes to song lists has paid off single “Don’t Be Cruel” held the with a slew of awards and trophies #1 position on the Billboard chart from some of the most prestigious for 11 weeks, a feat that remained Elvis competitions and festivals unmatched for 36 years. By1961 on the planet. But as far as he is Elvis had sold 75 million records, concerned, it’s all about living up including the best-selling Christmas to the audience’s expectations and album of all time. Worldwide sales giving them their money’s worth. of his singles and albums was in the His accurate song performances, billion range. commanding stage presence and During his appearance on The easy rapport with audiences make Ed Sullivan Show, 82.6% of TV him a world class entertainer. viewers watched, turning Elvis When Matt’s name is on the bill, into an international celebrity, with audiences can expect a first rate a cultural impact still felt today. show they will want to see again His image and music unified a and again. generation of young people. And Matt’s “Elvis 1956” is at The many of those same people, today in Luna Lounge in Bucerias, February their 70s, will tell you that attending 13th and El Rio BBQ, in Paso Ancho, a first class Elvis tribute shows still February 15th. His “Elvis 1968” is th (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location makes them feel like they felt when at Incanto, in PV, on February 11 . 2631 they first laid eyes on The King. *Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. 17 The 7 Arts 18

Jackie & Adrianne THE ABBA GIRLS “Hit After Hit”

Merv Buchanan [email protected]

It’s impossible to overestimate the impact Swedish recording stars ABBA, featuring singers Agnetha Faltskorg and Frida Lynkstad, have had on pop music. During the 70s, ABBA, the first recording artists from a non English-speaking country to regularly top the world’s record charts, owned the airwaves. ABBA’s breakthrough came when their song “Waterloo” won the 1974 Eurovision Song Contest. Soon a string of hits, including “Dancing Queen”, “Mamma Mia”, “Fernando”, “Voulez-vous”, and many others followed. To further underline the immense popularity of ABBA’s music, all written by group members Benny Andersen and Bjorn Ulvaeus, “Mamma Mia” was transformed into an enormously successful stage play and movie. And on Eurovision’s 50th anniversary, “Waterloo” was voted the top song in its history. Jackie Grainge and Adrianne Atlantic City and dozens of other theatres, Marcucci had been leading the “ABBA and where she met Adrianne. Together they More” touring band for years, when they perfected “ABBA Girls”. decided to create a new version of their Songs featured in the show include show for the lounge, cruise and dinner “Waterloo”, Dancing Queen”, “Mamma show circuit. Called “ABBA Girls”, the Mia”, “Knowing Me Knowing You”, Cambridge, Ontario-based duo’s show has “Fernando”, “Chiquitita”, “SOS”, “Winner been a smash hit. Takes All” and many more. And since Adrianne, a graduate of the Sheridan ABBA’s songs are great for dancing, the College theatre program, has been an award floor is usually packed at their shows, with winning tribute artist for 10 years. She has the gregarious Jackie and Adrianne often performed around the world in many roles, joining the crowd. but her favourite role is as ABBA’s Agnetha. The ABBA Girls return to Banderas Bay on Jackie has also performed in a host of tribute February 8th for 3 sold out shows at The Luna shows, including “Early Legends of Rock ‘n Lounge, in Bucerias, followed by shows ‘Roll” and “Welcome to Nashville”. February 11th and 12th at Incanto, in Puerto Her favourite musical era, the ABBA Vallarta, then on to Ixtapa/Zuihuatenejo. dominated 70s, inspired her to write “The Consult the venue websites for details. ABBA Story”, a musical that took her to * Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. 19 The 7 Arts 20 Prepare for a most romantic week with The Palm Cabaret & Bar With just a week away from Valentine’s Day, the Palm Cabaret has some special events lined up to help celebrate. Romance is in the air with Branden & James and Bohemia Viva, as they present their annual Valentine’s presentations, making a great way to spend with that special someone. Apart from the couples’ events, the Palm is also a great venue for that first date scenario. What better way to make that first impression than with some of the best talent Puerto Vallarta has to offer? This season is shaping up to be one of the best yet, and it’s far from over.

Alex Bourgeau BohemiaViva return once again with wigs and a smidge of human emotion, reckoned with’ and her musical one of the most delightful Valentines Varla confronts her legacy in this funny parodies pack a powerful punch. presentation on any stage in PV. and heartfelt new show. Prepare to forget about your Every year this show sells out, and for New York Times is quote saying ...a troubles, let yourself go and join good reason. The music selection is delirious synthesis of Divine, Karen Bonnie on a wild ride though the last glorious, the guitar playing is precise Finley, and Montserrat Caballé and 100 years of entertainment history and the harmonies are mesmerizing. even those who think drag has had from Edith Bunker to Cher, Lady its day swear that this big, beautiful Gaga to Mae West. Shakira to Prince! creature is kind of demented genius. You’ll also be dazzled by the likes Branden & James – The show received numerous of Karen Walker, Tina Turner, Dolly Rock The Opera accolades, ovations and experienced Parton and sooooo many others. Winner sold out houses in Provincetown, this of BEST COMEDY, BEST COSTUME Branden & James have done it production is sure to be one of the and MOST UNIQUE ACT at the Las again. This incredibly popular duo are best and funniest shows yet for Varla. Vegas Reel Awards please join Bonnie masters of the stage. Branden, a tenor for a night to Tweet about. who was discovered on America’s Add to that the friendliest couple Got Talent, and James, a cello player you could ever meet. This show Tribute Tuesdays – having toured the world with artists spares no expenses with beautiful Elvis 1968 such as Olivia Newton John, come sets and attention to detail. Once together to create a perfect match again, this is a “not to be missed” February 11 @ 5:30 p.m. of stunning vocals and impeccable performance, as it only happens one Get ready for the King of Rock & Roll, strings. Branden also sits at the piano night with two performances. and heart throb of 1968 – Elvis Presley. to belt out his unique renditions of our The hip swinging idol is performed by favorite songs. A huge hit last year, Bonnie Kilroe – Patsy Cline look-a-like Matt Cage, and is a homage and sure to repeat that this season with & She’s Every Woman to the King in is peak year. Tribute their current show “Rock the Opera”. Tuesdays is back and Elvis makes for a Also, this Valentine’s season, Bonnie Kilroe tributes Patsy Cline, perfect return. This extremely popular Branden & James reprise their the Greatest Female Country Singer set of presentations have sold out romantic performances with a new of All Time! Bonnie brings alive the everywhere they perform. In the weeks presentation titled “All You Need is songs you loved to hear Patsy sing like to follow, you will be gifted with the Love”. These two lovebirds really “Crazy”, “Sweet Dreams”, “Walking music of Billy Joel, Shania Twain and do love sharing their happiness Varla Jean Merman – after Midnight”, “I fall to Pieces” and many, many more. Check out or online together with the many friends they A Star Is Bored many more bringing the audience calendar for artists dates. make during their shows. Recently back to simpler times of life with Varla Jean Merman returns to the great music and superb showmanship. celebrating 2 years together, “All You Palm Cabaret & Bar for another Need…” is the holding hands kind of “She’s Every Woman” is a celebrity season with yet another hilarious impersonation SPECTACLE! This is a show that will remind you that “Love” production titled “A Star is Bored”. really is all you need. one-woman show that will make your After 25 years of slaving over a head spin. The show is one-part tribute, hot stove cooking up new songs and one-part farce, where Bonnie will have BohemiaViva – routines, Varla Jean Merman is...tired. Desde El Corazon you laughing and crying, sometimes Can she find inspiration from the queens within moments of each other. She’s Miss Conception – Villains Another big hit during the that came before her and look to a new Every Woman rocks like a girls’ night Valentine’s season and is an almost generation of Drag Race stars to find out, and shines like the brightest One thing is for sure in Puerto a sure fire way for a successful date the strength to carry on? Filled with diamond on every drag queen’s tiara. Vallarta, and that is that Miss with that special someone. showstopping costumes, skyscraping Bonnie Kilroe is a ‘Farce’ to be Conception continues to create 21 shows that leave audiences wanting the Beatles with special attention to 29th, 2020. Singing hysterical spoofs more. Kevin is a master of his stage, the female vocalists such as Annie of Cher, Barbra Streisand, Tina Turner, and is continuously working hard to Lennox and Amy Winehouse. Kim’s Lady Gaga, Edith Piaf (in French), perfect his shows. If you have seen costumes are something to behold Janis Joplin, Amy Winehouse, Elvis his show on opening night, you may as well. The band is made up of Presley, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, need to head over again to experience Eduardo Leon on guitar, Luis Rascon Dolly Parton and more! a slightly different show. The first is on percussion and cello, and Roberto always great, but Kevin Levesque has Falcon on bass, which makes for the the ability to kick it up a notch. Sutton Lee Seymour– perfect accompaniment. You can The numbers don’t lie… Miss Booby Tunes catch Kim Kuzma’s “British Invasion” Conceptions latest extravaganza on Tuesdays, and Saturdays. “Villains” is a definite hit. The world Sutton Lee Seymour’s BOOBY famous “Miss C” formula is a crowd TUNES is a campy concert at Luis Villanueva – pleasure, where you can enjoy the Carnegie Hall…in Mexico! Mr. Curiosity signature costume changes, with all Sutton Lee has always been inspired new characters and songs. The humor by the comedy and chaos of classic Luis Villanueva, born and raised in is nothing short of hilarious, as she cartoons… always with a flare for the Chiapas in southern Mexico, began his weaves her way through our favorite dramatic, she’s clever like Bugs Bunny, musical career at age 11 in the Azteca villainous characters from movies from zany like Daffy Duck, a stinker like Chiapas Hope Symphony Orchestra. at Disney to Alfred Hitchcock. This show Tweety, and a hopeless romantic like Dueling Drag Divas his young age he begins to participate runs every Mondays and Tuesdays and Pepe Le Pew… Sutton Lee Seymour in local singing contest and later continues until the end of the season in always has a trick or two up her sleeve The Dueling Drag Divas RETURN moves to Puerto Vallarta to have more April. Don’t miss this show. and strives to be a force of positivity home to The Palm Cabaret and Bar for opportunities in music. Winning local while trying to survive the day. their 20th Anniversary Season! Emmy and national contests already in Puerto Backed up by a live band (Mark Award Winner Chi Chi Rones and Vallarta, he begins to succeed with his Hartman on piano, Roberto Falcon NY Times Acclaimed Impressionist shows like, The Gospel Brunch, Naked on bass, and Gary Flores on Jo Anna bring their ALL NEW 2020 Boys singing, Revival show etc. Thus, drums), Sutton Lee Seymour sings All Live Singing Comedy Drag Show having his own audience, during the last a combination of modern day hits, back to Puerto Vallarta! year he has worked on his original music, classic jazz standards, and show Jo Anna (aka Joe Perry) is making compositions and production tunes with comedic twists, celebrity celebrating her 14th season and reigns together with Fernando Uribe, pianist, impersonations, and her thrilling as the LONGEST SINGING Drag music director and producer. Piel Canela live vocals! Sutton Lee Seymour’s Queen in Puerto Vallarta! Starting out Luis continues his run at the Palm BOOBY TUNES performs at 9:30 in NYC, JoAnna has won numerous with “Mr. Curiosity”, a look at the music Our favorite Latin band continues PM on Tuesdays and Fridays at The awards including Best Patsy Cline of the 80’s, leading you to an era where to get them up dancing. Fernando Palm Cabaret and Bar! Singer at New York’s Cowgirl Hall George Michael, Erasure, Culture Club, Gonzalez re-assembles his band, Piel of Fame. The New York Times Spandau Ballet, Madonna and more Canela and returns with a renewed hails her as “One of the Best”. In were topping the charts. energy and enthusiasm taking a prime- addition to PV, JoAnna has enjoyed time slot for the 2019/2020 season. 6 smash seasons in Provincetown and Kennedy Morgan – Fernando Gonzalez, Gary Flores currently 9 fabulous summer seasons Knocking on Heaven’s Door Morales, Luis Rascon, Jose Galvan, in Ogunquit, Maine. and Alberto Ramirez band together to Emmy Award Winner Ch Chi For the first time in Puerto Vallarta, offer toe tapping dance-able music in Rones is excited to be back in Vallarta The Palm introduces something both English and Spanish. The most Kim Kuzma – for a 9th season! She is excited to be completely different than your standard fun you can have on a Friday Night. returning home to The Palm Cabaret! stage entertainment. For those who A huge hit last year, you can expect an British Invasion Chi Chi’s soaring vocal range lends believe in the afterlife, The Palm evolution of new material along with Kim Kuzma new show opened to to the iconic and uncanny voices of introduces Kennedy Morgan for the first old favorites. Dancing is recommended not only much anticipation, it also the great legends she impersonates of many public medium performances. during the shows, and we are certain received rave reviews. such as Edith Piaf, Tina Turner, Judy Kennedy’s ability to communicate with you will not be able to sit still for very Kim presents “British Invasion” Garland, Janis Joplin and Barbra those that have left us, opens the door long. Piel Canela joins us all season which is a musical journey through Streisand, which must be seen and to those un-answered questions. The long and look for them at our Market the classic UK hits that have been heard to be believed. show is title “Knocking on Heavens Days on certain Saturdays. flowing to our radio stations for years. The Dynamic Duo play Wednesdays Door”. For more information on this You’ll hear hits from Ed Sheeran to and Sundays @ 9:30pm thru March event, please contact the box office.

The Palm Cabaret and Bar is located at 508 Olas Atlas in the heart of Puerto Vallarta’s Romantic Zone. Tickets to all shows can be purchased at the venue’s box office, which opens daily at 10 a.m., or online at www.ThePalmCabaret.com For more information, call 222-0200, or follow The Palm Cabaret and Bar PVR on Facebook. 22 The magic of Tatewari

Christie Seeley Vallartasounds.com When was the last time you saw the fiery flamenco group Tatewari? These talented musicians keep pretty busy, but you can enjoy their marvelous music here in Puerto Vallarta at the well-known venue, Cuates y Cuetes, near the pier in the Zona Romantica on Monday evenings from 8:30 to 10 p.m. Still, for the most spectacular experience, you will want Marquez on bass. They began getting real gigs at an early age, finished to see one of their shows at Incanto Cabaret Theater by the River Cuale at their university studies, and carried on forming the band Tatewari, which the Insurgentes Bridge on alternate Tuesdays at 7 p.m. For these special means grandfather fire in Huichol. They welcomed the addition ofthe events, they share the spotlight with the very talented songstress, Perla charismatic Canadian cajón player Sonny Davis in 2011. The group has Alarcon, also of La Cruz. Perla is a dramatic and expressive interpreter of been in demand in their hometown of La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, Puerto both traditional and flamenco pieces. Her voice is forceful and seductive. Vallarta, and festivals in the surrounding areas. When she sings Mexican favorites such as Cancion de La Bruja as featured Their recent stellar performance in the first Bahia World Music Festival in the movie Frida, or her dramatic interpretation of Álvaro Carrillo’s El held in December 2019 here in Puerto Vallarta was formidable! Andariego, she has you on the edge of your seat. Last November, Tatewari celebrated its 13th anniversary together. The fiery flamenco musicians ofTatewari will thrill you with Esaú’s original They released a beautiful new CD (the group’s fourth) the previous year, pieces, including the beautiful Fuego Dentro and the spirited favorite Cuando featuring all original themes that speak of the beauty of the Banderas Bay. Yo Te Veo. Their renditions of Spanish classics such as Isaac Albeniz’ Asturias Esaú Galván has just released a lovely solo CD of enchanting and spirited and Paco de Lucias’ Entre Dos Aguas are marvelous. From the moment the flamenco pieces that will take your breath away. curtain goes up, you will experience astounding musical moments. Tatewari’s next show, which you won’t want to miss, will be held at The members of the group grew up together in La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, Incanto Cabaret Theater. Tickets are available online at incantovallarta. learning guitar from local maestros, including the internationally famous com and the box office. Hurry as the season is heating up, and seats go fast! flamenco guitarist, Wolfgang “Lobo” Fink of Willie and Lobo fame. They For more information regarding their schedules, see my website are Esaú Galván and Alberto “Mimi” Ramirez on flamenco guitar and Dani vallartasounds.com (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location Map) on Central number (See location 7 26 23

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Get out your party hats, put on your dancing shoes and mark the date on your calendar: Friday, February 7th, 2020! The season is in full swing now and this will be the best Shuffle ever! The Shuffle, now in its tenth season, is put on every second Friday by a large group of businesses centered on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo, in the heart of the Romantic Zone. The party goes from 6 to 10 p.m., and is an event that both locals and visitors look forward to with great anticipation. The participating businesses (art galleries, shops, restaurants, clubs and theaters) all serve complimentary beverages. Whether you want to meet our local artists, or do some serious shopping, or listen to some great music, or just walk around Vallarta’s favorite neighborhood soaking up the festive atmosphere, the Shuffle is a wonderful way to spend your Friday night. The majority of the participating businesses are located on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo. But there are also some great places to stop on nearby Constitución, V. Carranza and I.L. Vallarta Streets. In fact, the organizers have made sure that this experience is a “compact” one. All the participants are located within a few short blocks, so no matter how “happy” you get with all your complimentary drinks, you can still visit every location with ease. The Shuffle has so much to offer. One of the main attractions is shopping. By chance, many of Vallarta’s finest shops and galleries are located on the principle block of the party. Fine art, jewelry and Mexican crafts of the very best quality can be found in abundance, not to mention some great food and fabulous entertainment. All the businesses on this magical stretch of Basilio Badillo and Constitución streets have something special to offer. For the opportunity to ogle, mingle, tipple and even purchase some really wonderful art, it is an event not to be missed. The Southside Shuffle really is a must. You’ll have a ton of fun.

So don’t forget to put it on your calendar: Friday, February 7th, from 6 to 10 p.m. Next Shuffle: February 14th! 24 The 7 Arts 25 The 7 Arts 26 27 32 The 7 Arts 29 Nacho Daddy Welcomes Leslie Jordan’s Over Exposed!

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It is difficult to pinpoint the specific set of qualities required to become a compelling storyteller. That said, how would you feel about the possibility of spending some quality time hearing stories by a Southern Baptist who had a brief stint as a jockey, once shared a jail cell with Robert Downey, Jr., is an Emmy Award-winning actor and comedian who has enjoyed his share of ups and downs in show business, and has rubbed shoulders with equally fascinating personalities such as Kathy Bates, Sean Hayes and Lady Gaga, to name a few? We are, of course, referring to the amazing Leslie Jordan, one of the most consistently recognizable faces in popular entertainment. anthology television series created numerous one-man shows, we were and breakfasts at Coco’s Kitchen or Equally at ease on stage, screen by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk, eager to learn where he feels most Freddy’s Tucan. and television, Leslie Jordan arrived performing alongside Kathy Bates, at ease. “I enjoy it all, for different Intrigued? Leslie Jordan will in Los Angeles back in 1982 with Angela Bassett and Patty LuPone, reasons,” he explains. “As an actor, I present Over Exposed! At Nacho $1,500 USD in his pocket. His among others. truly enjoy developing my character Daddy on February 6, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14 small size (4 ft 11 in) and Southern An accomplished playwright, through interaction with the rest of and 15 at 6 p.m. Tickets are available drawl have helped him stand along Leslie Jordan has enjoyed positive the cast, always eager to serve the online at www.stagelefttickets.com and above other actors in multiple reviews for his original stage plays vision of the director. On the other Please be forewarned, tho: Over television guest appearances on My Trip Down The Pink Carpet, hand, my one-man shows allow Exposed! May cause a great deal of Murphy Brown, Lois & Clark: The Stories I Can’t Tell Mama and me to piece together anecdotes of laughter and a few tears! New Adventures of Superman, Star Fruitfly. Last but certainly not least, my life, personal and professional Trek: Voyager and several other Leslie Jordan has been involved projects, handpicking funny, Best described as a “House shows. in community projects, such as memorable and poignant moments of Blues” with a tropical twist, He received an Emmy Award AIDS Project Los Angeles, a non- to share with the audience.” To that Nacho Daddy is the perfect venue for Best Guest Actor in a Comedy profit organization whose mission effect, Leslie Jordan has conquered to catch your favorite sports event Series in 2006 for his appearances is to achieve health care equity and the international stage with sold-out on the street-level restaurant and on Will and Grace, where he promote well-being for the LGBT runs in Mexico, Canada and the UK, enjoy a broad variety of live music played Beverley Leslie, a sexually and other underserved communities not to mention the gay cruise circuit. performances and community ambiguous rival to Karen. He and people living with and affected Leslie Jordan is eager to perform theater in the upstairs performance is well known for his onstage by HIV. at Nacho Daddy, where longtime space. Nacho Daddy is located at performance of Earl “Brother Boy” We reached out to Leslie Jordan friend Amy Armstrong is presenting 287 Basilio Badillo in the Romantic Ingram in Del Shores’ play Sordid in anticipation of his arrival to Imagine - The Amazing Music of Zone on the south side of town. For Lives, subsequently reprising the Puerto Vallarta to present his latest the Beatles, and performing with more information, visit: role on the big-screen adaptation of one-man show, Over Exposed! alongside local triple threat Kami www.nachodaddymexico.com the play. In 2013, he joined the cast Having enjoyed the opportunity to Desilets in Dos Divas. online, follow Nacho Daddy of American Horror Story: Coven, play such diverse characters in film And while not performing, he on Facebook at NachoDaddyPV, the third season of the FX horror and television, not to mention his enjoys early dinners at La Palapa or call (322) 688-5566. 30 The 7 Arts 31 The 7 Arts 32

Boys, Hanson, One Direction, 98 “Oh What A Night.” Surprise Hit Degrees, O-town, BoyzIIMen, Jonas Show of the Season. “The Boy Band Brothers and more. This musical Project” is so much More than I thrill-fest features a group of boys expected. - David Wilhoit direct from Broadway! So, if you “Talents: Singing, dancing and can’t say “Bye Bye Bye” to the hits exuding personality.” - Gary A. Beck, of your favorite guy groups from the - More of Beck’s Best: Theater, Cabaret ’90s to the present, now’s your chance and More http://www.facebook.com/ to you can see them covered by a hot groups/PuertoVallartaShows roster of effervescent, energy-ridden and extremely sexy boys! “We are fortunate to have great These guys prove that while some entertainment in PV. Most are people have brains, some have looks, good. Some are great. And a few are and others have talent, the Boy Band exceptonal. … Tonight was exceptional! Project has it all! These guys met Great voices, marvelous choreoraphy, when they performed together in Altar and a stage presence that belies Boyz, an Off-Broadway musical, and their years. This is what professional decided to create an official “boy entertainment reaches for. And The “Boys” from Broadway are band” of their own! Their shows Act2PV has again delivered beyond are interactive and nostalgic and expectations!” - Tom Bernes pay homage to the dynamic and off the charts with three new “The Boy Band Project captures the romantic style of the originals while essence of that time in our lives when highlighting their own considerable boy bands ruled. The four very capable shows at Act2PV in February! talents, heartthrob good looks, and singers and dancers create an energy seductive attitudes. As hard as it that encourages the audience to join may be to imagine, the band actually Act2PV is absolutely thrilled to in and the action is often carried out sounds (and looks) better than the host four incredible STARS OF into the room. You will love this show original groups that they cover! BROADWAY in “The Boy Band unless you really don’t like boy bands, Project!” These guys are incredible! TripAdvisor ★★★★★ and even then, they might just win you over.” - Ed Gill You never know what you’re going “These are all men with real to get when you book a new show! voices, trained to deliver real vocals, Sometimes you just have to hold your without auto-tuning and control breath and go with your instincts. booth trickery. To sit in a room and Well, instincts definitely paid off at listen to voices sing so big that your Act2PV! These guys are first class! heart swells, and so small that your They are each fabulous singers that heart melts, is, in and of itself, a sing PERFECT harmonies! Their treat not to be taken for granted. Add songs are fun, upbeat, and full of spectacularly synchronized steps, energy, and each of them belongs on genuinely gorgeous gyrations, sexy the cover of a magazine! With talent “The Boy Band smoldering stares, and you’ve got direct from Broadway, their shows are Project” an hour of blissfully entertaining nothing short of PHENOMENAL! time away from the harsh realities that await you, on the street, on your Act2PV’s Danny Minnini says, “My Broadway Stars, Boys, prediction. The Boy Band Project will Booty-shaking, Belting and all phone, on your computer, on your tv screen. What makes the show so good be labeled as the best show to ever your Favorite Boy Band Hits! “Hello, My Name is that these super hot guys bring all come to PV - Any Venue, Any Year. It February 3, 10, 17 & 24 - 5:00 p.m. the tongue in cheek humor you would is Elder Smith” does not matter if you like 90’s music February 2, 5, 9, 12, 16, 19, 23, hope for in a boy band cover group, 25, 26 - 9:30 p.m. Songs, stories and dance by or boy bands. Four Broadway stars spontaneously interacting with the Daniel LeClaire, Star of Broadway’s singing = more talent in one room Recently seen on “Good Morning audience from the stage and out in the “Book of Mormon” than we have EVER seen!! America,” headlining on Atlantis house (be prepared for the fourth wall February 1, 8, 15 - 5:00 p.m. There are THREE DIFFERENT Cruises, and as cover boys for the to be seriously broken down), and February 4, 7, 11, 14 - 7:30 p.m. SHOWS this month featuring the NYC Pride issue of GetOut Magazine, then they hit you with the harmonies, March 1 - 9:30 p.m. singers from The Boy Band Project. The Boy Band Project, is an all gay, the harmonies, the harmonies. The You better get your tickets now as scintillating, boy band cover group solos, the solos, the solos. The talent Daniel LeClaire, star of “The Boy they are becoming the hardest tickets that re-imagines the sound, movement, on the stage is simply overwhelming!” Band Project,” played “Elder Smith” in town to get! and energy of NSYNC, Backstreet - Steven Mosher, Broadway World in Broadway’s hit musical, Book of 33

Mormon! This world-renowned singer/ songwriter/actor is now performing MAMMA MIA! Reviews in the Red Room with his own show, “Hello, My Name is Elder Smith!” He TripAdvisor ★★★★★ has performed at many famous venues around the world and has shared the “Finally took in Mamma Mia stage with such legends as Betty White last night and it was so worth the and Cher! He electrifies his audiences wait!! So entertaining from start with his beautiful singing, high energy, to finish, loved the music, the sets, and intriguing good looks! He sings the costumes, the actors!! Just great and dances his way through many of the entertainment all round! Would most well-known hits from the decades, love to go again, and plan to!” including Bridge Over Troubled “Miscast Men “...The audience could not contain Water, Try a Little Tenderness, themselves at the very least. Star Defying Gravity, Come Fly with Me, of Broadway” after star took bows and seen in Summertime, and many more! Puerto Vallarta loves the Broadway their eyes there was no doubt that A musical, comedy and high energy musical, MAMMA MIA! In fact, it is they were utterly pleased with TripAdvisor ★★★★★ show, featuring Daniel LeClaire and the most exciting production ever in the play and loved that so many Mike Schwitter from The Boy Band “We saw Daniel’s second show. Vallarta history and has been selling people were standing and cheering Project, who starred in Broadways’ He’s so talented. Great voice, great out every time it is performed! It without end. There is the possibility Book of Mormon! storytelling, and a singer songwriter has sold more tickets in just 2 ½ that this is the top production in Opening Night - Tuesday, who plays the piano . . . Daniel months than any other show in the history of Act2PV. It is that February 18 - 7:30 p.m. (Party brings his vulnerability to his Puerto Vallarta history! As a result, good, a show not to be missed.” 6:30 / Show 7:30) stories. . . . voice is tremendous. A Act2PV and MTI International have ~Gary Beck - More of Beck’s Best: Continuing shows: true broadway star. It doesn’t hurt extended the show into February! Theater, Cabaret and More February 22 & 29 - 5:00 p.m. MAMMA MIA!, inspired and that he’s also extremely adorable.” “Mama Mia was the best ever. The February 18, 21, 25, 28 - 7:30 p.m. enhanced by well-known ABBA “The surprise HIT of the season! cast was amazing, so talented and Do you love The Boy Band Project tunes, is a “feel good” kind of show He’s a performer! ... a fine, young entertaining. The entire show was and just can’t seem to get enough that will make you want to sing along man with abundant singing talent and a delight to see. The performances, of them? Well, you’re in for a treat! to the familiar songs, and get up and the result tonight is being entertained costumes, set and range of talent is dance in the aisles! In fact, people are by a wonderful man who has learned Daniel LeClaire and Mike the best I have seen.” - Christine C from his many trips across the stage. It Schwitter (current members of the returning to see it again and again! is evident that Daniel has a Broadway “Boy Band Project”), both starred The story revolves around Sophie, a “Ovation after ovation!! What theater background in his personal in Broadway’s 9-time Tony Award- 20-year old bride, who is planning to a night!! ♥️ We have seen West repertoire and charming approach to winning blockbuster, The Book of get married in a little hotel on a Greek End, Broadway and Toronto. Your his performances and the audience. Mormon. After becoming best friends island where she has worked with her production surpasses! Kudos, Bouquets He knows how to please a crowd — onstage and off — they are now single mother, Donna, her whole life. and Congratulations!” - Donna Larkin after many hours acting, singing and together again with their show, Unbeknownst to Donna, Sophie has dancing across the USA and Canada. “Miscast Men of Broadway.” With longed to find the father she has never A Professional describes him well… songs like Good Morning Baltimore known. After accidentally finding - Gary A Beck - More of Beck’s (Hairspray), Summertime (Porgy and and reading her mother’s diary, she Best: Theater, Cabaret and More Bess), Only Us (Dear Evan Hansen), finds clues that point to three lovers http://www.facebook.com/groups/ Aquarius (Hair), and You and Me, but from her mom’s “free-spirited” past PuertoVallartaShow Mostly Me (Book of Mormon), and that “might” be her father. Sophie secretly invites all three of these men “The Boy Band Project captures the more…. You can enjoy a night of your favorite Broadway songs – like you’ve to her wedding, and hilarity ensues! essence of that time in our lives when This delightful story features lots boy bands ruled. The four very capable never heard them before – in roles these guys would never be cast in! Prepare to of nostalgic singing and dancing, as Be sure to check out MAMMA singers and dancers create an energy well as a HUGE cast, a creative and MIA!’s other reviews on that encourages the audience to join laugh, cry, and fall in love with these Broadway hits all over again! colorful set design, beautiful, custom- TripAdvisor and Google.com! in and the action is often carried out created costumes, and brilliant To buy tickets, go to into the room. You will love this show Tickets to these shows are choreography! Get your tickets now www.act2pv.com Get your unless you really don’t like boy bands, tickets now because every available at act2pv.com! at act2pv.com. 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Please check out the many reviews for Act2PV shows at “Act II Entertainment” on TripAdvisor and GoogleMyBusiness.com and Facebook. For more information, or to buy tickets, go to act2pv.com. You can also get your tickets at our Box Office which is open daily from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. The Act II Entertainment Stages complex is located on the 2nd floor at the corner of Insurgentes and Basilio Badillo in the Romantic Zone. 34 The 7 Arts 35

Broadway should be as great as these All Shows this Week at ACT2PV: performers. If you are in PV treat FABULOUS FRIDAY, February 7 yourself to the best entertainment 5:00 - “Whitney & Tina,” starring Voice of Mexico Runner-Up you’ll ever see. If they charged a $150. and #1 Songstress in Puerto Vallarta, Diana Villamonte a ticket it would still be worth every 7:00 - “Best of Broadway,” a musical/dance revue featuring your favorite Broadway tunes penny. Boss man Danny you are the 7:30 - “Hello, My Name is Elder Smith,” featuring the fabulous singer, quintessential Pro.” Daniel LeClaire, who played “Elder Smith” in Book of Mormon on Broadway! “Best of Broadway” “If you are in Puerto Vallarta during 9:30 - “Tossed Salad,” featuring drag diva, Hedda Lettuce 10:00 - “LaRue’s Rouge,” a Broadway / Vaudeville / Burlesque show January or February , Act 2 theatre A musical/dance revue of your on Basilio Badillo has a great show. SUPER SATURDAY, February 8 favorite Broadway tunes The Best of Broadway is a review of 5:00 - “Hello, My Name is Elder Smith,” featuring the fabulous singer, Fridays 7:00 p.m. many well loved musicals. The show Daniel LeClaire, who played “Elder Smith” in Book of Mormon on Broadway! 7:00 - MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway Musical The “Best of Broadway,” is one of is every Friday at 7 p.m. and you can 7:30 - “Legendary Ladies / Celine Dion,” featuring the music of the legendary the most exciting productions ever get tickets on line or buy in person. ladies of Las Vegas, including Celine Dion, Barbra, Cher, Charo and more! Popular musicals included: Cats, 9:30 - “The B**ch is Back!” featuring drag diva, Mama Tits experienced at Act2! Directed by South Pacific, Wicked , Rent, sound of Act2PV managing partner, Danny SUNDAY FUNDAY, February 9 Mininni, this show is magical! Music, Evita, Les Miserables, Phantom 5:00 - “Linda Ronstadt: In My Voice,” a musical tribute to Linda Ronstadt starring Brenda Gaviño Featuring four amazing singer/dancers, to name just a few. Performers had 7:00 - “MJ Live,” a musical singing/dancing tribute to Michael Jackson Daniela Treviño, star of Act2’s “Let’s great voices and the production team 7:30 - “BeeGees / Elton,” starring the musical duo, Us Two Get Loud - Showgirl,” Faride Talamas, did a A plus job. Highly recommend!” 9:30 - “Boy Band Project,” featuring 4 Fabulous Broadway Stars, Boys, Booty-shaking, Belting and all your Favorite Boy Band Hits! co-star of last year’s “Twist & Shout,” “... Months of planning and rehearsing Marc Lopez, whose “Crooners and have culminated with a musical revue MOTOWN MAMA MIA MONDAY, February 10 Legends” show just debuted at Act2 of many favorite Broadway shows. 5:00 - “A Little Bit of Tammie,” featuring RuPaul Drag Race TV Legend, Tammie Brown 7:00 - MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway Musical this week, and Víctor Do Espirito, Four young established Latin singers/ dancers join in giving a memorable 7:30 - “Beyond Motown,” starring Voice of Mexico Runner-Up former lead singer at Hard Rock Hotel and #1 Songstress in Puerto Vallarta, Diana Villamonte in Riviera Maya and Puerto Vallarta, evening of not only great songs but 9:30 - “The B**ch is Back,” featuring drag diva, Mama Tits the audiences have been spellbound by the choreography, charm and delight burst forth over the crowd constantly TERRIFIC TUESDAY, February 11 the high calibre of musical expertise, 5:00 - “Crooners & Legends,” featuring Marc Lopez singing music from ... This is a wonderful spotlight on choreography and showmanship that Jersey Boys, Frankie Valli, Michael Buble and more. each person brought to the stage. Broadway musicals with a cast of four 7:00 - “LaRue’s Rouge,” a Broadway / Vaudeville / Burlesque show (Party - 6:00 / Show 7:00) People have said it is on par with artists who will be heard often in the 7:30 - “Hello, My Name is Elder Smith,” featuring singer Daniel LeClaire, West End and Broadway productions! future. Following each of them will who played Elder Smith in Book of Mormon on Broadway! 9:30 - Steve Grand, singer/songwriter and overnight internet sensation “Best of Broadway” showcases 20+ be a pleasure. They are at the top of songs from Broadway shows, including their class.“ - Gary R. Beck More of WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, February 12 A Chorus Line, Grease, Dream Girls, Beck’s Best: Theater, Cabaret and 5:00 - “Legendary Ladies / Celine Dion,” featuring the music of the legendary Funny Girl, Les Miserables, Wicked, More! www.facebook.com/groups/ ladies of Las Vegas, including Celine Dion, Barbra, Cher, Charo and more! 7:00 - AVENUE Q, a quirky, very funny Broadway musical! Cats, West Side Story, Sound of Music PuertoVallartaShows 7:30 - “Fleetwood Mac & The Eagles,” featuring the musical duo, UsTwo and many more! It features incredible “The Best of Broadway is a must-see 9:30 - “Boy Band Project,” featuring 4 Fabulous Broadway Stars, Boys, dancing, creative set designs, gorgeous for anyone who is a fan of show tunes. Booty-shaking, Belting and all your Favorite Boy Band Hits! costumes and beautiful choral The quality of singing rivals any of THANKFUL THURSDAY, February 13 harmonies, duets, solos, and mini these shows I have seen in New York! 5:00 - “The B**ch is Back,” featuring drag diva, Mama Tits vignettes, each song sparkling with It is seemingly impossible that the 7:00 - MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway Musical pure Broadway brilliance! If you love performers were able to do the dozens 7:30 - Steve Grand, singer/songwriter and overnight internet sensation 9:30 - “Tossed Salad,” featuring drag diva, Hedda Lettuce any kind of music, you will love this of costume changes during the show to show! It is being performed every match the theme of the songs they sang. FABULOUS FRIDAY, February 14 Friday evening at 7 p.m. Congratulations to the performers and 5:00 - “Whitney & Tina” starring Diana Villamonte, Voice of Mexico Runner-Up the production personnel for this quality and #1 Songstress in Puerto Vallarta Reviews entertainment.” ~ Christine Hegi 7:00 - “Best of Broadway!” a musical revue of your favorite Broadway tunes 7:30 - “Hello, My Name is Elder Smith,” featuring the fabulous singer, TripAdvisor ★★★★★ “Such a fantastic show at Act II tonight! Daniel LeClaire, who played “Elder Smith” in Book of Mormon on Broadway! BROADWAY show was full of dance and 9:30 - “Tossed Salad,” featuring drag diva, Hedda Lettuce “Absolutely phenomenal! songs, featuring 4 very talented singers 10:00 - “LaRue’s Rouge” a Broadway / Vaudeville / Burlesque Show Not enough superlatives for these whose voices blended beautifully!” ~ Please check out the reviews for these shows at “Act II Entertainment” incredible performers. 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Show Descriptions Workshop, which have no TripAdvisor ★★★★★ her THIRD SOLD-OUT SEASON! responsibility for its content. Music Featuring songs by The Supremes, “Had the awesome pleasure of & Lyrics by Robert Lopez and Michael Jackson, Queen, The checking out Us Two last night with Jeff Marx, Book by Jeff Whitty, Temptations, Frank Sinatra, Mariah Daniel & Noemi! They’re amazing! Based on an original concept by Carey, The Jackson 5, Stevie Wonder, Great talents both of them and their Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx. Marvin Gaye, Alicia Keys, and band and crew! 2.5 hours of music flew Avenue Q is presented through MANY more…. by with us wanting more. We loved their special arrangement with Music special flare for their songs and their ★★★★★ Theater International (MTI). All TripAdvisor amazing voices and banter. Can’t wait authorized materials are also “...Powerfully gifted singer… natural to come back next. The theatre venue presented by MTI, 423 W 55th and captivating stage performer…” itself is wonderful as well with great St, NYC, NY 10019 - (212) 541- staff serving during the performance. 4684 / (212) 397-4684 FAX www. Definitely recommended! MTIShows.com (See description above - Wednesday shows only Avenue Q TripAdvisor ★★★★★ Avenue Q is a quirky, funny Broadway musical featuring “I thoroughly enjoyed, laughed until puppets and live actors! I cried, and I’m a sucker for happy endings - I’ve seen this show countless AVENUE Q is a delightful, laugh- times before, in Ogunquit, Maine; New out-loud American musical that was York City .... This performance rivaled performed on Broadway from 2003 the Best of them!...” to 2019. Filled with gut-busting “The B**ch is Back” humor and a delightfully catchy score (not to mention the use of “Best of Broadway!” The beloved Mama Tits, Vallarta’s full-size puppets that are animated 6’7” POWERHOUSE vocalist and A 5-star musical revue of your by unconcealed human puppeteers), drag queen, returns to Act2PV for favorite Broadway shows Avenue Q is a truly unique show her 5th season, Mama Tits is back that has quickly become a favorite “Best of Broadway” showcases with another raw and witty take on for audiences everywhere! Although 20+ songs from Broadway shows, life, sex, relationships and living your the show addresses humorous adult including A Chorus Line, Grease, truth, with all new music and stories, issues…(puppet sex!)…. and is Dream Girls, Funny Girl, Les including jazz, blues, pop and rock! not recommended for children, it Miserables, Wicked, Cats, West Side TripAdvisor ★★★★★ is actually very similar to a “well- Story, Sound of Music and many more! known children’s television show” It features incredible dancing, creative “...hysterically funny and sings where puppets are friends. Audiences “The BeeGees / Elton John” set designs, gorgeous costumes and beautifully, all while being incredible everywhere have been captivated by beautiful choral harmonies, duets, honest and moving about her true life this fresh and funny story, and it won A New Musical Tribute to these solos, and mini vignettes, each experience...” the prestigious 2004 “Triple Crown” legendary singers! song sparkling with pure Broadway for Tony Awards…. BEST MUSIC, Vallarta’s #1 Musical Duo, brilliance! If you love any kind of BEST SCORE and BEST BOOK! UsTwo (and their live band), presents music, you will love this show! During its 6-month run at Act2PV a musical tribute to two of the most three years ago, almost every show beloved musical acts of the 20th was sold out! century, The BeeGees and Elton The story of AVENUE Q takes John! UsTwo, featuring Daniel Celis place in New York City and the and Noemi Plascencia, will perform street is Avenue Q, the only address a some of the most notorious songs of person can afford when they’re fresh these iconic entertainers, such as How out of college, out of a job, or just Deep is Your Love, Tragedy, Stayin’ trying to find their purpose in life. It is Alive, Night Fever and Your Song, a coming-of-age parable that satirizes Candle in the Wind, Crocodile Rock, the issues and anxieties of entering Daniel, and more! Their repertoire “The Boy Band Project” adulthood. Produced by Act2PV, changes with each performance as “Beyond Motown” directed by Alfonso Lopez. they keep adding new repertoire, but Featuring 4 Fabulous Broadway AVENUE Q has not been these amazing vocalists (and their live Diana Villamonte, Vallarta’s #1 Stars, Boys, Booty-shaking, authorized or approved by the band) will definitely treat you to an songstress (and runner-up in “The Belting and all your Favorite Boy Jim Henson Company or Sesame unforgettable evening of music! Voice of Mexico”) has returned for Band Hits! 37

The Boy Band Project, is an all gay, Sway, Fly Away, Unchained Melody, entertainers in a show full of fun, scintillating, boy band cover group Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You, glitz, love and surprise! that re-imagines the sound, movement, and many many more, “Crooners Kim has assembled an amazing and energy of NSYNC, Backstreet and Legends,” singer/dancer Marc group of local performers to star in Boys, Hanson, One Direction, 98 Lopez, is an international crooner this show. As a dance professional, Degrees, O-town, BoyzIIMen, Jonas who as performed in The United she has personally choreographed Brothers and more. This musical States, Europe and all over Mexico. and performed in many NYC musical thrill-fest features a group of boys Most recently, Marc was a headliner theater productions, as well as direct from Broadway! (For more in one of the most popular nightclubs contemporary and improvisational information, see description above.) in Mexico City, and is currently works for the stage. starring in Act2PV’s headlining show, TripAdvisor ★★★★★ “The Best of Broadway.” “We are fortunate to have great TripAdvisor ★★★★★ entertainment in PV. Most are good. Some are great. And a few “...Huge talent, awesome vocals, “Hello, My Name are exceptional … Tonight was and charismatic personality. You will is Elder Smith” exceptional! Great voices, marvelous not be disappointed!” choreography, and a stage presence Songs, stories and dance that belies their years. This is what by Daniel LeClaire, Star of professional entertainment reaches Broadway’s “Book of Mormon” for. And Act2PV has again delivered Daniel LeClaire, star of “The Boy beyond expectations!” - Tom Bernes Band Project,” played “Elder Smith” “... The Boy Band Project came full in Broadway’s hit musical, Book force onstage and performed the most of Mormon! This world-renowned Magical evening in a long time. Four singer/songwriter/actor is now men with Four Voices that melted into performing in the Red Room with his One Voice. The voices were so tight that I own show, “Hello, My Name is Elder could not keep up with which Entertainer Smith!” (For more information, see Five years ago, Kimberly was singing….” - David Wilhoit description above.) choreographed Act2PV’s very first “The surprise HIT of the season! production, “A Chorus Line,” as He’s a performer!” Gary A Beck well as the first Encuentros de Danza. She also choreographed an ★★★★★ TripAdvisor outdoor theatrical/dance event for We saw Daniel’s second show. “Dia De Los Innocentes,” and the “Fleetwood Mac He’s so talented. Great voice, great fun and fabulous “PV Flash Mob!” & The Eagles” storytelling, and a singer songwriter Last May, she presented her second who plays the piano . . . Daniel brings “Encuentros de Danza” at Act2PV The magical musical duo, Us Two, his vulnerability to his stories. . . . to a sold-out audience! is featured in a musical tribute to the voice is tremendous. A true broadway Act II is thrilled to welcome her everlasting and timeless music of two star. It doesn’t hurt that he’s also back and can’t wait for you to see her unforgettable groups from the 70s… extremely adorable.” show! (Act2PV’s Danny Mininni also FLEETWOOD MAC and THE has a “cameo” role in this fun show! EAGLES! UsTwo will perform songs “LaRue’s Rouge Follies” Be sure to come to watch him do what “Crooners & Legends” that will bring back memories from he loves best…. Be on stage!) these two great groups, such as New Featuring music from The Jersey A Broadway/Vaudeville/Burlesque Kid in Town, One of These Nights, show, presented by Kimberly LaRue Boys, Frank Sinatra, Frankie Valli, Take It Easy, Heartache Tonight, and many more of the greatest Dreams Everywhere, Landslide, FINALLY! A dream come crooners and legends of all time. Desperado and many more. true! NYC dancer (and new Puerto Vallarta resident, Kimberly LaRue), Our goal is to delight your senses TripAdvisor ★★★★★ by touching a favorite memory from presents LaRue’s Rouge Follies, a the past, and nothing does that better “...OMG! This has to be one of the bedazzling extravaganza featuring than music! With songs like Who best concerts I have seen in a very beautiful showgirls, gorgeous guys, Loves You, Baby, Sweet Caroline, long time!…” dynamic singers and fabulous

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songs like Blue Bayou… You’re No at the Red Room Cabaret, Hedda will Good, Poor, Poor Pitiful Me, Just One toss out the perfect mix of fresh, crisp Look, Allison, and more….. Brenda’s improvisational comedy, bawdy and stunning likeness, as well as her biting wit, light dancing and lush, live beautiful, clear voice, and refreshing (NOT lip-synched) singing! All this, smile is the perfect combination to along with her colorful costumes, creates the perfect show! take on such an amazing performer! MJ LIVE! TripAdvisor ★★★★★ A musical and dance tribute to the “...I was very impressed with this music and dance of Michael Jackson, show and am very glad I saw it. I’m a featuring internationally-renowned longtime Linda Ronstadt fan and Brenda Michael Jackson impersonator, Jose “Legendary Ladies / Gavino gives her a wonderful tribute. Martinez. Incredible lighting and Celine Dion” Back by an excellent band, Gavino sound effects by Sebastien Lepage. sings a wide range of Ronstadt’s songs ★★★★★ TripAdvisor ★★★★★ A musical tribute to the iconic across the years. Her song choices TripAdvisor music of the legendary ladies are excellent, not only Ronstadt’s hits “...MJ singer had all the unique moves “...Absolutely one of the most of Las Vegas. but also less-known numbers such as of MJ and was spot on in the delivery! ... hilarious shows I’ve ever seen!” “Poor Poor Pitiful Me,” “Willin’,” An incredible experience…” Daniela Treviño, one of the stars of and “Long Long Time.” Even better, Act2PV’s hit musical revue, “Best of Gavino performs songs from Ronstadt’s Broadway,” performs a musical tribute period of Mexican music, including my to many of the wonderful women who favorite “Frenesi.” Gavino possesses have performed in Las Vegas over the a beautiful voice and a true passion for years. Saluting Celine, Barbra, Charo, Ronstadt’s music…” Cher and many more, this young lady is one of Mexico’s brightest shining stars, “Whitney & Tina” and has the best voice Vallarta has seen Steve Grand Starring Diana Villamonte, in decades! Her show is a must-see in Vallarta’s #1 songstress (and runner- Vallarta. You will never forget her! Singer/songwriter and overnight up in “The Voice of Mexico.”) internet sensation, Steve Grand, shares TripAdvisor ★★★★★ Returning for her THIRD SOLD- his highly vulnerable and personable OUT SEASON, Diana starts the “... amazing and has great stage stage presence on the Red Room evening off with this very popular performance...and is beautiful! Stage, making his frequently SOLD tribute show, featuring songs by The She sang songs from a few artists OUT shows feel like an intimate Supremes, Michael Jackson, Queen, including Celine Dion, Cher and gathering of friends in his living room The Temptations, Frank Sinatra, Barbara Streisand (as well as a as he accompanies himself on piano and Mariah Carey, The Jackson 5, Stevie few others). She has a couple good MAMMA MIA! guitar and interacts with the audience Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Alicia Keys, looking male dancers that work with MAMMA MIA!, the Broadway between songs. This all-new, up-close and MANY more…. her as well. I highly recommend this Musical, is featured on the Main and intimate show will feature many show. You won’t be disappointed!” TripAdvisor ★★★★★ Stage! This is the most exciting of your favorite songs from Steve’s production in Vallarta history and original catalog, as well as some of his “...The Best Entertainment in PV…” has been selling out every time it is favorite music by Queen, Elton John, performed! Audiences are raving George Michael, Billy Joel, Kacey Shows Opening Soon: about it and the TripAdvisor and Musgraves and more! Tuesday, February 18 - Google.com reviews are out of this ★★★★★ “Miscast Men of Broadway” world! (For more information, TripAdvisor Featuring Broadway stars from the see description above.) Mondays, “...saw Steve Grand’s all-acoustic, Boy Band Project, performing songs Thursdays & Saturdays - Almost all solo music show where he played for roles they would never be cast in! shows have sold out in advance. Get piano, guitar and sang…” An evening of fun, laughter and tears! your ticket now! “Linda Ronstadt, TripAdvisor ★★★★★ “Tossed Salad” About Act2PV: In My Voice” “This has to be one of the greatest Featuring 6-time Drag Queen With FOUR shows every night, Singer/Dancer Brenda Gaviño productions in Puerto Vallarta. of the Year Award-winner (HX Act2PV has been voted the #1 who has always had a special affinity Have seen many BroadwayNYC and magazine) and the legendary Entertainment Venue in the Banderas for the music of the timeless living London productions and this compares “green goddess” of drag, Hedda Bay! Come early and enjoy a drink! legend, Linda Ronstadt. Singing favorably. A must see when visiting PV.” Lettuce. Celebrating her fifth season Tickets are available at act2pv.com. 39 Health Matters 40

The Healing Drinking sugary beverages like can actually lead you to weight sodas and juices and eating processed gain? Breakfast will reduce the risk Power snack foods low in micronutrients is of obesity and improve physical of Plants directly associated with obesity. activity. Many positive benefits Ricardo Mazcal Researchers have found that a diet arise from a well-balanced breakfast [email protected] Herbalist rich in healthy fats is associated with containing protein, probiotics, fiber, a lower risk of developing obesity. healthy fats, and antioxidants. Go For many years, the public was told organic. Avoid foods that are that fats cause weight gain. Studies processed and contain added sugars. Obesity causes and natural solutions indicate that the opposite is actually Eat a healthy lunch. Try roasted true. Consumption of healthy fats chicken wrapped in a corn tortilla, Obesity has become an epidemic in Obesity causes are many. has an inverse relationship with with guacamole and salsa, or eat Mexico and the U.S. It has impacted People are falling way short of metabolic risk factors and obesity. roast beef on brown rice. For the physical and psychological the recommended consumption of This is because foods that contain snacks, try an antioxidant trail mix health of people in both countries. fruits and vegetables. Instead, their healthy fats like avocados, butter, and dehydrated cranberries and Overweight and obese adults and calories come from added fats and and coconut oil, are complex foods blueberries or fresh fruits. children have a much higher risk of sugars, which have little nutritional that provide essential nutrients. Prepare meals at home as a family. developing chronic diseases. value. In the U.S. and Mexico Depression and stress. Eat together as a family as often as Experts estimate that more than 60 today, there is greater availability of With today’s lifestyle, we face possible. Cook meals using high percent of diseases worldwide will large portions, coupled with value- many psychological issues like protein foods and healthy fats and be directly associated with obesity, size pricing if you “supersize” your stress, depression, and anxiety. anti-inflammatory foods like organic and it’s not uncommon to find under- meal at fast food or taco joints. We become stressed and anxious leafy green vegetables and red fruits nutrition and obesity existing at the We’re consuming a lot more calories about our weight and resort to crash packed with antioxidants. Maintain same time. We’re consuming too than our body needs or can use for dieting, which leads to eating even a healthy weight, build strong bones many calories, but we are not eating energy, and we have forgotten what more. and muscles. enough foods to get the nutrients appropriate portions look like. I know the results of depression Limit TV and computer time. Too we need. Obesity is born from the Obesity is associated with an personally. Before 2000 my body much TV means too little exercise consumption of empty calories, increased risk of premature death weight was 154 pounds for years, and too much time being sedentary. supplying little or no nutritional and disability. For some obese and my waistline was size 32, then We are exposed to high volumes of value. The result is overfeeding and people, food tends to be a source of my life changed, I fell into a new set television advertising for unhealthy under-nourished comfort. Many overweight people of toxic friends. I had terrible luck foods with low nutritional value and Obesity facts and causes lie about their food consumption with my investments, I had a car too many calories. Obesity or overweight is defined and hoard snack foods and tend to accident, and a personal relationship Reduce stress and anxiety levels, as having excessive fat accumulation eat more in the evening and at night, ended, and all these events led me to promote mental health. that causes a risk to our health. and less in the morning. a deep depression that nearly cost my The recommendation is at least one Excess body fat is usually measured One of the leading causes of life. I did not care about anything, hour of physical activity every day. by body mass index (BMI). BMI obesity is sugary and processed and I became a compulsive eating Physically active people have lower measures our weight in relation to foods. Today we are eating more machine. Eating made me feel levels of body fat than those who our height. The BMI is not always high-calorie, nutrient-deficient calmer, but the eventual result was are sedentary. Become more active: the most accurate way to indicate if diets, and we are not consuming that I reached 234 pounds, and my play sports like soccer, basketball, we are overweight, it’s difficult to food containing vitamins, minerals, waistline was over 40 inches. That tennis, swimming, running, hiking, measure body fat. and other healthy micronutrients. also led to a diagnosis of prostate brisk walking, dancing, jumping, cancer and other ills. bike riding, gymnastics, karate, and When I was diagnosed with yoga. prostate cancer, that was the final You can find me at the Marsol wake-up call, and fear led to reason Hotel Market by the Pier on Friday and overcame the depression. I mornings, at the Lions’ Club on formulated a plan, executed it, and it Saturday mornings and Wednesday worked. 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Taron Puri B.A., LL.B succumbs to aging – disenfranchising accept death as a natural part of living. threshold into the Golden Years, you can and relegating them quickly to nursing We must see aging as not something gracefully and wholeheartedly embrace As a 10-year-old, I often went to the homes lest the disease spreads. to be feared, but rather revered - a the journey and know that since you nursing home where my mom worked Our elders are an invaluable resource, graduation as opposed to a failure. valued those who went before you, you and visited with Mrs. Hansen. carrying with them a special brand By validating the life experience and too will be valued as an honored elder. She was a kind woman whose eyes of intelligence called Wisdom, which priceless wisdom which our elders lit up and smiled when I entered her according to psychologists at the Max carry, we can partake of it and ourselves room. 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I remember spending what and relates it to generational and historical states, “In our denial of death and the seemed like hours chatting and visiting flow…” In simple terms, this showed aging of the body, we have rejected with her and although I don’t recall that ‘the near universal expectation of the wisdom of the aged, and in doing the details of what we talked about, I memory loss actually brings that fate so have robbed old age of its meaning knew from the gratitude in her eyes, upon us… and that the …fear of aging is and youth of its direction.” and certainly the quarter she would the single most powerful agent creating The bottom line is that we are all often give to me (heh, I was 10), that exactly what we fear!” Yet our futile and growing old, and to deny this is folly. 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And more, and get caught up in the doing, to invest in ensuring that you become and spiritual bodies, restoring these are the Golden Years? we simply haven’t the time, nor the a fully developed, whole individual clarity, flow, and happiness. He A Culture in Denial patience for the elderly who are not whose focus is on the quality, rather than has his own line of Aromatherapy Sadly, we are a culture in denial. Our directly contributing to our objectives. the quantity of life. And by investing in products; a meditation C.D. & fear of, and ignorance about, death Essentially, they become a burdensome yourself through developing a positive has just authored his soon to be and dying has become so great that inconvenience and get passed off to an and healthy attitude towards aging, published book “Finding the Guru we treat aging as an incurable disease institution to be warehoused. 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syringomyelia and spinal stenosis can all be considered examples of spinal About medical cord disease. Patients living with a spinal cord disease may find therapeutic value in using cannabis based medicine, thanks to cannabis’ ability to marijuana … alleviate spasticity and pain – two of the most common symptoms associated Krystal Frost with spinal cord disease. 4. Cancer Responsible for about 30 percent of all deaths, cancer is the leading cause of death the north, according to figures reported by the Canadian Cancer There’s been a buzz about the medical merits of Marijuana. I had no Society. While cannabis can’t cure cancer, it can drastically reduce the idea how big the industry had become in the 30 U.S. states where its legal, severity of symptoms and improve quality of life for patients. Research and on a global scale with over 30 countries shows that both THC and CBD (two of the key active approving MEXICO has already legalized some components found in cannabis) can stimulate appetite, use. They all agree basically that you can grow which may help with the weight loss, anorexia and some, process some, keep some on hand, and buy cachexia that many cancer patients experience. In some ready made into oils, tinctures, pain creams addition, cannabis is very effective at combating the and edibles from your local producer. nausea caused by conventional cancer treatments Support of medicinal cannabis has skyrocketed such as chemotherapy. thanks to the growing body of research that 5. HIV/AIDS shows its therapeutic value for a range of health HIV/AIDS treatment has come a long way over the conditions. Cannabis may be able to treat or last decade or so. While modern therapy allows those alleviate the symptoms of a variety of serious with HIV/AIDS to live a long and mostly healthy life, ailments, including cancer, HIV/AIDS, epilepsy the side effects of the treatment can be challenging. and much more. A number of studies show that medical cannabis can improve many HIV/AIDS-related symptoms, Here are the top 10 uses: including anorexia, weight loss, severe nausea and more. For instance, a 1. Multiple Sclerosis study published in the Journal of Pain and Symptom Management found Multiple sclerosis is a disease that affects the brain and spinal cord. 97 percent of HIV patients reported improved appetite with medical cannabis Symptoms vary both in type and severity, but typically include pain, spasms, treatment, while 94 percent experienced reduced muscle pain and 93 percent balance issues, tingling, vision problems and more. Research published reported improvements to both nausea and anxiety. in the Multiple Sclerosis Journal found that cannabis based medicinal 6. Arthritis extracts can significantly reduce the spasticity and pain associated with ‘Arthritis’ is an umbrella term that refers to the inflammation of a joint. multiple sclerosis while having few adverse effects on patients. There are more than 100 different types of arthritis, with some of the more 2. Spinal Cord Injury common types including osteoarthritis, rheumatoid arthritis, and psoriatic Caused by trauma to the spine, spinal cord injuries are known to affect arthritis. Symptoms typically include swelling and redness around the joint, motor skills and can potentially lead to total loss function in some parts reduced range of motion, stiffness, weakness and severe, ongoing pain. It’s of the body. Research suggests cannabis can help patients treat the pain the latter symptom that cannabis is most effective at treating. In one study and muscle spasms that are often symptomatic of a spinal cord injury, into the efficacy of cannabis as a form of pain relief for rheumatoid arthritis, with investigators from the Oxford Centre for Enablement noting researchers noted that “a significant analgesic effect was observed and that “Cannabis medicinal extracts can improve neurogenic symptoms disease activity was significantly suppressed.” unresponsive to standard treatments”. 7. Epilepsy 3. Spinal Cord Disease The disorder is characterized by seizures, which range from relatively mild The term ‘spinal cord disease’ refers to any spinal cord issues that (a moment of impaired concentration) to extreme (total loss of consciousness develop for reasons other than trauma. Multiple sclerosis, spina bifida, and awareness). Cannabis based medicines – and CBD-dominant products in particular – have proven to be very effective at reducing the frequency and severity of epilepsy seizures. With that said, medical cannabis should only be used in treating resistant cases of seizures. Taking a closer look, I have a 16 year old patient that suffers from 15 or more seizures a day and now is down to 1 a month and very mild. . Taking cbd oil in small doses. 8. Inflammatory Bowel Disease The term ‘inflammatory bowel disease’ (IBD) describes disorders that result in inflammation of the digestive tract, including ulcerative colitis and Crohn’s disease. Research published in Digestion found that IBD patients experienced a variety of health benefits from using cannabis. Factors such as physical pain, social functioning, general health perception, ability to work and depression all saw notable improvement. 9. End of Life Care Studies have shown that medicinal cannabis may also be an effective (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location treatment option in palliative care, which could be vital in the years ahead as 8 43 many nations come to terms with aging populations. Research published SATIVA in Current Oncology found that medical cannabis could “provide further Which is what grows almost wild here in Mexico and supports a larger relief from distressing symptoms and spiritual suffering”, while improving quantity of THC. patients’ overall quality of life. INDICA 10. Insomnia Which supports a higher content of CBD. Research indicates that both THC- and CBD-dominant cannabis based Within those two classifications there an infinite amount of strains and medicines offer effective therapy for a range of sleep disorders, including everyone has a fav. insomnia. Cannabis is thought to reduce sleep latency, induce drowsiness Application. and improve quality of sleep. One can smoke it, however if you don’t like the ritual and drama of AND… we have had clients tell us they use CBD oil smoking… on their pets. One guy says he gives it to his nervous, CBD OIL is an easy way to keep it on hand as high strung cat by mouth, and he calms right down. it can be used topically for pain and internally for We were concerned about using the oil on cats because anxiety, pain, inflammation and insomnia. It’s easy they are very sensitive. We would rub a drop or two to administrate by dropper. The product is fused on the inside of the ear for a cat, and it seems to be ok. with a natural oil, hopefully sesame seed or olive Another dog owner said he gave CBD oil orally to his oil. I personally keep this on hand. dog that was dying and in pain. The CBD oil helped Tincture is stronger oral medication. This is him a lot to ease the pain and relax the pet. processed with alcohol. Start with a couple of drops and see how you feel. Used for IBS, AIDS, HIV... 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Colombia is more than twice the size of France and includes the San Andrés y Providencia archipelago, located off the Nicaraguan coast in Viewpoint the Caribbean, some 400 miles northwest of the Colombian mainland. The population is largely concentrated in the mountainous interior, where Bogotá, the national capital, is situated on a high plateau in the Harriet Murray northern Andes Mountains. The only American nation that is named for Christopher Columbus, Colombia presents a remarkable study in contrasts, in both its geography and What about Colombia for its society. The lofty snow-tipped peaks of the country’s interior cordilleras tower high above equatorial forests and savannas where surviving Indian part-time or full time living? groups still follow the lifeways and traditions of their ancestors. In the cooler mountains, at intermediate elevations, modern cities are juxtaposed with Recently, I had the good fortune to tour towns and areas in traditional rural landscapes where mestizo farmers cultivate their small Colombia. It was safe for travel, as are many places now, and there are plots of coffee, corn (maize), and other crops. The more accessible Atlantic areas that are fine and areas that aren’t. But lowlands, dominated by large livestock overall, Colombia is a traveler-friendly haciendas and a tri-ethnic population, have a destination and very safe for foreigners. distinctively different character.. Colombia is a country in the extreme Colombia strongly reflects its history as a north of South America. Its landscape has colony of Spain. It is often referred to as the tropical forests, the Andes mountains and most Roman Catholic of the South American several coffee plantations. In Bogotá, the countries, and most of its people are proud of high-rise capital in the Zona Rosa district is the relative purity of their Spanish language. Its famous for its restaurants and shops. population is heavily mestizo (of mixed European The Colombian cordilleras belong to and Indian descent) with substantial minorities of the northern portion of the great Andean European and African ancestry. The economy is mountain system, which extends along the traditionally based on agriculture, particularly Pacific coast of South America. The Andes coffee and fruit production, but industries and are among the world’s most youthful services are increasing in importance. Colombia mountain ranges and among the highest. is the most populous nation of Spanish-speaking South America. Cartagena, on the Caribbean coast, has a walled colonial Old Town, Few countries boast such striking physical variety as does Colombia. Its a 16th-century castle and nearby coral reefs. It is bordered by Brazil, broken, rugged topography, together with its location near the equator, Ecuador, Panama, Peru, and Venezuela. creates an extraordinary diversity of climates, vegetation, soils, and crops. Medellín is the capital of the mountainous province of Antioquia in The Andean cordillera, one of the world’s great mountain ranges, dominates Colombia. It is nicknamed the “City of Eternal Spring” for its mild the landscape of the western part of the country, where most of the people live. climate and hosts the famous annual Flower Fair. The modern Metrocable connects the city with the surrounding neighborhoods and has views This article is based upon legal opinions, current practices and my of the Aburrá Valley below. Fernando Botero’s sculptures decorate the personal experiences in the Puerto Vallarta-Bahia de Banderas areas. Botero Square in the center of the city, while the Antioquia Museum I recommend that each potential buyer or seller conduct his own due exhibits more works by the Colombian artist. diligence and review. Colombia is famous not only for its rich volcanic soils that produce the finest coffee in the world, enormous variety of flowers, emeralds and Harriet Murray gold, but also for the outstanding literary figures, dynamic leaders, great Can be contacted at sportsmen, very talented musicians and many other treasures. [email protected] | www.casasandvillas.com (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 10 45

iguana on that cactus?” the man “Use your imagination. You like asked, and, glancing up, I lost the this cat?” Retail rigor mortis iguana hole! Once he left (after “I was just curious…” reminding me he’d bought one of “Curiosity killed the cat, but my books fifty years ago), I made maybe you’d rather buy it.” Gil Gevins rapid progress. Soon, most of the “No, I’m just looking.” And animals and flowers were firmly away she went. attached to the cactus. I was just Around noon, I finally got some about to top the whole thing off paying customers. The second with a carved monkey when another cactus was almost packed, and Regular readers of this column “I don’t email,” he said, “so disembodied voice said, “We’re not I was thinking, I’ve turned the (all six of you) know that I have maybe you could talk to her.” buying anything today.” corner! Then a man came in asking been trying to get impeached from “Sir, maybe you could talk to “Yes, I know.” about a fruit stand he couldn’t find, my wife’s wonderful shop, Lucy’s her. Here’s the paper. The phone Finally done assembling, it was because it wasn’t where it used to Cucu Cabaña, for the past twenty number is on page two. Have a nice time to begin packing the second be. Attempting to wait on actual years. What I have never explained, day.” complicated piece, another even customers, while still packing the until now, is the reason why. “I was hoping you would speak larger cactus. I put it on the desk cactus, I said, “Sorry, sir, no idea.” (And for you irregular readers, with her personally, because…” and carefully removed all the “I understand you’ve lived here a eat more broccoli. And be advised “Sir, yes, they give me my own flowers and animals. Just asI long time,” the man insisted, “and that I am currently under the care page. God knows why. But that was picking up a rabbit, I heard a you don’t know where the fruit of an abnormal psychiatrist, and doesn’t make me the poetry editor!” man’s voice say, “Hi, Gil, we aren’t stand went?” a rotating team of Swedish sex “It’s just a short poem, only forty buying anything today, but we’re “My wife does all the shopping.” therapists.) stanzas and…” here for three months.” “Oh, then you’re the one in The morning in question was “Good-bye!” “You’re joking!” charge,” he said, as if placing me going to be difficult, regardless. I felt bad about throwing My next tormentor was a badly in that position was a mistake on a The previous day we’d sold two him out, but I’d have two very mis-informed woman. She was par with putting that orange globule large complicated alebriges. One unhappy paying clients if I didn’t spending a lot of time looking at of animated puss in charge of a far of them needed to be assembled get this job done. So, I picked up one of our alebriges, an incredibly larger store. immediately (the client had only another flower, and after a minute painted cat, so I kept glancing her “Sir,” I replied, “if I was really in seen a photograph); and the other of careful twisting and turning, way to see if she needed assistance. charge, I’d be home right now. The had to be packed by noon. got it just right. Which is when a Finally, she said, “I have a question maid would be doing the shopping. The piece I had to assemble was a man’s voice said, “Hi Gil, we’re about this cat.” I was up and out of And my wife would be sitting here large wooden cactus, decorated with not here to buy anything today.” my chair like popcorn on a griddle. giving you a detailed list of all eleven detachable wood flowers “No problem.” “I was in another store,” she said, the fruit stands in the Milky Way and an equal number of detachable “You look busy,” he said. “and they had very high prices. Galaxy!” carved animals. Unwrapping the “Right the first time,” I replied, When I asked the girl why, she said tall base, I stood it on my desk. searching for a tiny hole in which to they had the only ones painted with Then I spread out all the flowers insert an iguana. natural paints.” and animals, creating a surreal “Say,” he asked, “could you “Your question?” Gil Gevins jungle-like mess. recommend a few good seafood “The paint on your cat looks just Vallarta’s satire-laureate, is the author of The flowers were tricky. You restaurants?” like theirs, but your price is less five hilarious books (soon to be six). Signed didn’t just stick them in their holes; “Don’t forget Italian,” his wife than half. I was wondering why. Do copies of all Gil’s books are available at you had to twist them gently back reminded him. your artists use natural paints, too?” his wife’s wonderful shop, LUCY’S CUCU and forth until they found their “Here,” I said, handing him a pair “No one uses natural paints.” CABAÑA, located at 295 Basilio Badillo. correct positions. It was a slow of cards with the hand not holding “Then why would she say that?” Or, as E-Books on Amazon. tedious process, requiring all of my the iguana. attention. “These are good?” he asked. I had almost finished inserting “No, I only recommend bad the first flower when an elderly restaurants. Look, I’m a little gentleman entered the shop and busy…” said, “I’m not here to buy anything. “I can see that. So, what are all I just need a favor.” those flowers and animals doing on Looking up, I said with great your desk?” reluctance, “How can I help you?” “Not a whole lot.” “I wrote a poem,” he explained, Unable to locate the minute nail “and I’d like you to help me get it hole, I had to put on a second pair of into your newspaper.” glasses over the first. My wife says Why me? Why now? “Sir, it’s this makes me look like an octopus. not my newspaper. You have to Finally… there! I found it! send the editor an email.” “So, you’re going to put that 46 Emergency Ongoing Events & More... Historical Naval Museum (right next to Los Arcos Amphitheater) $45. Pesos. Voladores de Papantla perform @ 6 p.m. on the Malecon in front of La Bodeguita del Medio. Mondays to Saturdays - 9 & 11 a.m. + 1 & 3 p.m. - El Salado Estuary Mangroves Tours, bilingual guides. Reserve at 226-2878 or 044 (322) 175-7539. 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Roberto Ortiz de Montellano lender as soon as you pay off your loan (or even before that), in order to start the process of releasing the mortgage lien, as this process can take weeks or In today’s purchase-oriented society, loans even months. If your loan came from Mexican bank, this process will be are a necessary evil. From bank loans to much more complicated and lengthy. This is because Mexican banks have government loans, creating debt can be a both certain time frames and internal processes that they have to follow in order a useful tool in order to acquire goods that to finally issue an authorization for the release of the mortgage lien. are actually needed, but also a burden in case And what if the lien holder was the seller of the property due to seller’s the funds are not used properly. In real estate financing? matters, obtaining a loan is the only If your loan came directly from way many people are able to acquire the seller as seller’s financing or property, specially here in Mexico. A even through a private lending mortgage lien on the property is the company (not a bank), the process usually collateral for this kind of transactions and when the loan of releasing the mortgage lean is paid in full, the lien on the property should be released in the will be much shorter and less public registry. However, in Puerto Vallarta, the release of a complicated than with banks. mortgage (lien) can turn out to be quite a challenge. However, the same formalities So how is a mortgage lien released in Puerto Vallarta? should be met in terms of signing In México, anything that has to do with creating a mortgage the release before a Notary Public lien and releasing that lien, will have to be signed before a Notary and having that release recorded Public in a public deed which will then be sent to the public in the Public Registry of Puerto registry to be recorded. It is important for you to contact your Vallarta. Some people think that by paying off a loan, the mortgage lien is automatically released, but in Mexico it is never that way. Not releasing the mortgage lien in due time can result a very complicated matter in the future since you will always need lender’s consent to release the lien. That is why you should always consider the release of the mortgage lien when paying off the loan and this way you’ll avoid any unpleasant surprises in the future.

Roberto Ortiz de Montellano is a Mexican-Licensed Attorney at Law with over twenty years of professional legal experience. He started his own practice in Puerto Vallarta six years ago. His areas of expertise focus mostly on Real Estate Law, Business Law, HOAs and Estate Planning. He may be contacted at: [email protected] | www.ortizdemontellano.com (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 19 12 49

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SUDOKU! Sudoku is a logic-based placement puzzle The aim of the puzzle is to enter a numerical digit from 1 through 9 in each row, column and group of squares enclosed by the bold lines (also called a box). Each box must contain each number only once, starting with various digits given in some cells (the “givens”). Each row, column, and region must contain only one instance of each numeral. Completing the puzzle requires patience. It is recommended as therapy because some studies have suggested they might improve memory, attention and problem solving while staving off mental decline and perhaps reducing the risk of Alzheimer’s disease. Solution on Page 50