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TM Venice, FL 34284 Newslettersm m 727-599-5439 4 LAKE HIGHLANDER PIPER JUNE, 2018 N BIRTHDAYS 06 07 Eddie Bethel 156 06 20 Fran LaBree 71 06 03 William Riley 84 06 21 Rita Ouellette 224 06 04 Debbie Carveth 157 06 22 Richard Marason Jr. 122 06 06 Betty Marason 122 06 22 William Mericle 51 06 06 Harold Lewis 210 06 22 Jacqueline Miller 176 06 07 Margaret Duncan 104 06 22 Lorna Place 97 06 10 Dina Sandroni 87 06 24 Joyce Pinetti 5 06 10 Clifford Chaisson 107 06 25 Kenneth Lewis 137 06 11 Sally Frederickson 191 06 25 Lowell Tauszik 109 06 14 Karen Harrell 78 06 26 Joy Skeie 57 06 15 Jack French 237 06 26 Charles Place 97 06 16 Henry Moreno 174 06 28 Greg Langille 95 06 17 Joe Kasprzak 188 06 28 Linda Read 102 06 19 Karen Larrimore 41 06 29 Lois Gatlin 66 06 19 Shirley Lewis 210 06 29 Mary Poole 79 06 20 Edith Ulens 17 06 29 John Burmeister 245

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Month Day Resident Lot Year 06 4 John & Lisa LaPointe 30 166 1988 06 5 Rodney & Susan Felton 42 133 1976 06 6 Tom & Mary Poole 7 79 2011 06 6 Dale & Susanne Roesler 54 205 1964 06 9 Bill & Lil LaFever 64 75 1954 06 11 Don & Marilyn Krueger 59 119 1959 06 11 Oscar & Dot Leger 58 218 1960 06 12 William & Anne Riley 40 90 1978 06 15 Charles & Lorna Place 50 97 1968 06 17 Barry & Joy Adams 51 161 1967 06 19 Michael & Kathy Burgan 7 55 2011 06 22 William & Adele Bercaw 50 125 1968 06 22 Dennis & Doris La Pointe 50 257 1968 06 22 George & Elizabeth Longhurst 44 110 1974 06 22 Dennis & Deborah Modesto 16 18 2002 06 23 Roger & Gerry Santerre 45 88 1973 06 27 Larry & Marie-Etta Farella 48 239 1970 06 27 Allen & Joyce Szynski 65 212 1953 06 28 Bob & Pat Reynolds 49 89 1969 LAKE HIGHLANDER PIPER JUNE, 2018 N 5 PRESIDENT’S MESSAGE Submitted by Susan Zerbe ope this finds all of you in good spirits and health while enjoying a wonderful summer (not officially yet) wherever you may be doing so. To the best of my knowledge, as a Hresult of talking with Beth and other board members in residence, all is well within the Lake Highlander Community. The fencing project is now complete and Beth is hearing nothing but rave reviews. The company, Superior Fencing and Rail, worked efficiently and did an excellent installation. They guarantee their work so we should be good to go for quite some time. Beth has also stated the entrance wall along CR1 will be painted providing an overall new and beautiful appearance. A special thank you is extended from the board and Beth to Jean St Laurent for the giving of his time and effort as fencing project manager. Some changes will be occurring around the lake this summer. A decision has been made to replace the current benches, and instead of swings, gliders will be installed which are a safer option for a 55+ community. Sitting on a glider still provides the opportunity for a back and forth motion, which some residents like doing as they enjoy the view of our beautiful lake. The benches and gliders are made of poly-wood which means it does not crack, peel, chip, fade, splinter. The pair of decoy swans, which Bob Frazier graciously purchased in memory of his wife look great from pictures I have viewed. Though it’s not quite the same as seeing Chipper and Dipper, it does provide a good memory of them while enhancing the look of the lake. We are very grateful for Bob’s generosity. Ten palm trees have been purchased and will be planted. New globes for the lights on the pool wall will be installed and now LED blubs will be used. Some of the pool lounge chairs and regular chairs in need of new strapping with now be red and yellow in color to better coordinate with the umbrellas. All of these changes certainly enhance Lake Highlander and we are so fortunate to be part of a community that understand the importance of keeping our home in excellent condition. Thank you to everyone who has worked to make these things happen and for the support of the community to those efforts.

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28 We Service www.BarronsAC.com All Makes 28 & Models 727-784-1603 8 LAKE HIGHLANDER PIPER JUNE, 2018 N Manager’s Report INTRODUCING YOUR NEW PIPER EDITOR, JAN SCHULTZ irst of all, I am not Liz Longhurst nor am I her sister. There has been some confusion on that so let me make that clear. I was born in Grand Rapids, Michigan and am the Fsecond of four children. My life was not very exciting until Steve Schultz entered the picture my second year of college. We both were attending Grand Rapids Junior College at the time. We dated for 2 ½ years and most of that time we were at separate universities. I went on to Michigan State University where I graduated with a Bachelor’s Degree in elementary education. Steve finished his Bachelor’s at the University of Michigan – Dearborn.

Steve and I were married in 1971 and during our marriage have lived in the Michigan cities of Dearborn, Westland, and Canton Township. In 1981 we moved to Independence, Missouri. I was a stay-at-home mom for several years but in 1987 I began working for the Mid-Continent Public Library system which has 31 library branches in three counties in Missouri. After working there for several years, I decided to pursue my Master’s degree in library science. My goal was to finish before I was 50. I attained that goal with a couple of months to spare. I became the manager of the Midwest Genealogy Center, one of the library system’s 31 branches. I retired from the library in 2013.

Steve and I have two sons who are both married. We have six grandchildren ranging in ages of 3 to 18. We look forward to seeing them whenever possible, even if it is only on Skype.

We are full-time residents of Lake Highlander and enjoy our community very much. I look forward to sharing with you through the Piper.

TRAVELOGUE – COSTA RICA Submitted by Roger T. Knisley y wife and I recently traveled to Costa Rica to participate in a “Natural Paradise Tour” Mto observe exotic birds, animals, flowers, and trees in the tropical forests there. We traveled in a large, modern, air-conditioned tour bus with about forty other American and Canadian tourists. We spent many hours traveling on very narrow, winding, mountainous and rural roads. During our daily tours we noticed many people living in one-room shacks with rusty sheet-metal roofs with many kinds of make-shift building materials that had been scavenged to build the dwellings. The shacks had dirt floors but no running water or electricity. I quickly came to understand the true meaning of the term “dirt poor.” I felt sorry for these people who lived in such horrible, miserable conditions, but kept telling myself that it was not my fault. However, this did not help ease the guilty feeling I had of having so much while they had so little. Continued on page 10 LAKE HIGHLANDER PIPER JUNE, 2018 N 9 During one of the trips the tour director announced that there was a man up ahead selling coconut milk and she wanted to know if anyone was interested in purchasing any. Several people indicated an interest, so the bus stopped by the side of the road. Outside at the rear of the bus stood an elderly gentleman, probably in his sixties, who had built a very nice wooden roadside stand which had a roof that protected him from the hot Costa Rican sun. He was wearing an old shabby dress shirt and a dark, worn-out man’s suit. To my astonishment, he was wearing an old pair of men’s dress shoes that had a spit-polish shine that would have passed any U. S. Marine Corps drill sergeant’s inspection. With his machete, the man had cut the coconuts into balls about the size of a softball. He cut a small hole in the top of each coconut and inserted a straw in each for drinking fresh coconut milk. The tour director and the bus driver got off the bus and shuffled back and forth between the bus and the coconut stand delivering coconut milk to the passengers who had requested it. Outside to the front of the bus was a very handsome teenage boy, probably about fifteen or sixteen-years old, sitting on an old wooden crate under the shade of a large tree. He was wearing a shabby, white, cotton shirt, and trousers which were held up by a small piece of rope. He was wearing some sort of homemade sandals on his feet. He was selling overly ripe bananas which were lying on the ground around him. In front of him was a Styrofoam cooler with an unknown product inside. While our tour director and bus driver were delivering coconut milk to the passengers, the young boy never took his eyes off them. I could tell he was hoping and praying that they would come and buy something from him. But they never gave the boy a glance. It was as if he wasn’t there. As the tour director was getting back on the bus she suddenly turned around and walked over to the young boy. “What’s in the cooler?” she asked. “Lychee nuts, ma’am,” he replied. He reached into the cooler and pulled out a clear plastic bag containing about twenty lychee nuts. “How much are they?” she asked. “Four dollars a bag, ma’am,” he replied. She bought one bag and took it back to the bus. She passed the bag around to the passengers, so they could see and taste the nuts. She then returned to the young boy and bought two more bags for herself. I don’t think any of the other passengers noticed the tour director’s transaction with the boy. But this was a very magical, and some might say, spiritual, moment for me. Suddenly, uncontrollable tears came to my eyes. Most young boys would have run to the tour director and begged and pleaded for her to buy something from them. Not this young boy; he just sat there, quietly and patiently with great pride and dignity, hoping and praying that something good would happen to him. Lo and behold, it did. I wanted to jump off the bus and give that beautiful young boy a great big hug. But, of course, I couldn’t do that as the rest of the passengers would say what a crazy, sentimental, old fool I was. Instead, I pounded on the bus window to the get the young boy’s attention. He finally noticed me, and I gave him a great big wave. He waved back and gave me the most wonderful smile that you can imagine. He was so happy and proud that he had made such a big sale. I am sure that he gave the money to his parents to buy food and clothing for the family. I truly love that beautiful, young Costa Rican lychee nut boy.

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12 LAKE HIGHLANDER PIPER JUNE, 2018 N HIGHLIGHTS OF SPECIAL SOCIAL CLUB MEETING FOR SUMMER ACTIVITIES special Social Club meeting was held after coffee hour on Saturday, April 21, to brainstorm on ideas for summer activities.  We have $250 per month for summer activities A A sign-up sheet was passed around for those who are willing to help with summer activities.  Dell Mezio suggested a dinner theater in Largo, New Port Richey, or Clearwater.  Butch has agreed to continue pancake breakfasts from May through September on the third Thursday of each month. Volunteers are needed.  Memorial Day – Kay Byrne will be in charge. We will probably have a potluck which will include chicken tenders purchased by the Social Club.  Gloria will be in charge of a Family Feud night and potluck on Friday, June 15. The Social Club will pay for the meat.  July 4th will be a pulled pork potluck and a cart parade and events around the pool.  August – “Not So Newly Wed Game” plus Subway sandwiches.  Bunco Night and desserts, hosted by Liz Longhurst. Date to be determined. Liz will need Social Club money to pay for dice and other incidentals.  Labor Day will be a catered affair supplemented by money from summer 50/50 raffles and proceeds from the summer pancake breakfasts.  October will be a celebration of Columbus Day with spaghetti and meatballs.  Other suggestions: o Masquerade party at the end of October o Baking contest o Game night with snacks o Honeymoon Island sunset with wine and cheese o Ice cream social o Dolphin Cruise – Kathy Hartwell agreed to organize this activity.  Kay reminded everyone in charge of events to make sure information is sent in to Steve Schultz for the E-notes.  Judy Walling, Social Club treasurer, will be here all summer to make sure money is available for all activities.  We will have another meeting sometime in June after a coffee hour.

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LAKE HIGHLANDER PIPER JUNE, 2018 N 13 The Swans Are Aswimming Again Submitted by Bob Frazier hipper and Dipper left us a couple of years ago, but the clones of these majestic birds are back in Lake Highlander again. Actually, they are swan decoys. but from a distance Cwho can tell the difference? I bought them from “The Pond Guy” and his advertisement says they will scare off geese. But look at one of the pictures below and you will see a bird sitting right on one of the swans. Bill and Michael launched their mighty boat and anchored them in about 20 feet of water. They look good now but let see if they can make it ‘til their first birthday. I bought the swans in memory of my lovely wife, Millie. The name of the two swans will be “C2” and “D2”. The one looking down is named after Chipper, so he is “C2”.

Bob Frazier with C2 and D2 Bill and Michael anchoring the swan decoys in the water

C2 (looking down) and D2 If you look closely, you can see an anhinga (snakebird) on a decoy swan

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pril 27 was the official return of the popular Lanai nights for the summer. The fourth Friday of each month during the summer will give residents a chance to visit and catch Aup with other full-time residents. From 4:30 to 6:00 on each of the designated Fridays are the hangout times. Bring your own beverage and a snack to share. Hope you will give it a try!

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LAKE HIGHLANDER PIPER JUNE, 2018 N 23 IN MEMORY OF FLAG DAY lag day in the United States is June 14 and commemorates the adoption of American flag by the Second Continental Congress on June 14, 1777. President Woodrow Wilson made Fa proclamation in 1906 establishing June 14 as Flag Day. Judy Walling shared this information: At every Purdue University home football game this tribute, written by John Hultman, is read: “I am an American. That’s the way most of us put it, just matter of factly. They are plain words, those four; you could write them on your thumbnail, or sweep them across this bright autumn sky. But remember too, that they are more than just words. They are a way of life. So whenever you speak them, speak them proudly, speak them gratefully, “I am an American.” You’re A Grand Old Flag – by George M. Cohen, 1906 You're a grand old flag, You're a high-flying flag And forever in peace may you wave You're the emblem of the land I love The home of the free and the brave Ev'ry heart beats true under red, white and blue Where there's never a boast or brag But should old acquaintance be forgot, Keep your eye on the grand old flag

AN ENJOYABLE MUSIC EVENT Submitted by Barbara Pratt n Saturday night April 21, 2018 we had the pleasure of a visit from Willy Welch a professional songwriter, singer, performer from Dallas, Texas. He sang and played guitar Ofor two hours. He performed many of his original compositions about romance, WWII history, loss, dogs and childhood memories. Willy is trained as an actor at Boston University and travels the country performing in musical theatre and Shakespearian Festivals. He was sponsored by the Lake Highlander Social Club. There were over 75 people in attendance and we all enjoyed the show.

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LAKE HIGHLANDER PIPER JUNE, 2018 N 27 BETTY’S SALAD Submitted by Olive Bly eople from the Toledo area will fondly remember this salad. It was a “secret recipe” from Timko’s Restaurant. When Betty died, they gave out the recipe for all to enjoy. Here it Pis: Ingredients: 1 (12 oz.) package spinach 6 hard-boiled eggs, sliced 1 (6 oz.) can bean sprouts, drained 1 (6 oz.) can water chestnuts, drained and sliced 1 lb. fried bacon, crumbled Salad Dressing: 1 cup salad oil ¾ cup sugar ¼ tsp. salt, or to taste 1/3 cup catsup ¼ cup white vinegar 1 T Worcestershire sauce 1 small-to-medium onion Directions: Layer salad ingredients in order listed below: Half package spinach Six hard-boiled eggs, sliced One can bean sprouts, drained 1 can water chestnuts, drained and sliced Crumbled bacon Mix dressing in blender and pour over salad. Keep all ingredients refrigerated. Note: This recipe can be cut in half for a smaller salad

LOOKING BACK - 25 YEARS AGO IN THE PIPER From the June 1993 edition of The Piper In 1993, Social Club Officers were Don Janes [President], Nathalie Wright [1st Vice President], Lillian Conner [2nd Vice President], Norman Moseley [Secretary], Carol Fish [Treasurer], and Phillip Rheberg [Chaplain]. The Hobby Club made donations to the following organizations: Religious Community Services, $200; St. Vincent de Paul Soup Kitchen, $200; Sheriff’s Youth Ranch, $50; Cancer Fund, $25; Hospice, $25; Heart Fund, $25; Easter Seals, $25; Everbody’s Tabernacle, $50; Kimberly House, $50; Arthritis Fund, $25; and Dunedin Youth Fund, $25.

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Joke #2 – Special Delivery It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone’s laundry on my way home. “It’s for my cousin,” she apologized, “who’s eight months pregnant and can’t get out much anymore.” I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at the door. A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered. “Hi there,” I said with a big smile, “Is your mommy home?” Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, “I have a delivery for her.” The child’s mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide. “Mom!” she shrieked, “Come quick! It’s the stork!”

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A POINT TO PONDER Submitted by Steven Schultz n ancient times, a king had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king’s wealthiest merchants Iand courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the other side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the king indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand: Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition!

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Monthly Mania: It Pays (Up to $100) To Patronize the Advertisers in Your Newsletter THOUSANDS manufactured home residents have won over $139,600 since our contest began. It's simple to play ... when you patronize a current advertiser, ask for a Monthly Mania ticket (or a reasonable facsimile) and fi ll it out completely. Put the ticket in our Monthly Mania drop box in your community or mail your paid receipt to us at Monthly Media ● 220 Bahama St. ● Venice, FL 34285. That's all you do. At the end of the month the Publishers will pick up the tickets and hold a drawing. If your ticket is drawn, we mail you a check. (Allow 4-6 weeks for mailing of check). This month's cash winners are: Thomas Miller ...... $100 ...... The Plumbing Patrol, Inc. Mary Cole ...... $5 ...Battleline Termite & Pest Control, Inc. Sylvester Taube ...... $10 ...... Hellers Mobile Home Washing Debbie Rott ...... $5 ...... Bob’s Mobile Home Washing Sandi Sylves ...... $10 ...... Community Roofi ng of Florida, Inc. 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Doll Brothers Upholstery Cleaners Trish Zampitella ...... $10 ...... Appliance Specialty, Inc. Patricia Forrest ...... $5 Ron Wyngarden Mobile Home Washing Rich Viel ...... $10 ...... Boss Electric Corp. Robert Newman ...... $5 ...... Air Masters of Pinellas, Inc. Clay Larochelle ...... $10 ...... Imperial Electric Service of Pinellas Jim Garthwaite ...... $5 ...... Recreational Golf Cars of FL, LLC Ronald McDonald ...... $5 ...... Bill the Carpet Guy Donald Fitzsimmons .... $5 ...... Royal Enterprise Jane Day ...... $5 ...... Heller’s Mobile Home Washing Alice King ...... $5 ...... Buggin Out Termite & Pest Control Roxaine Wood ...... $5 ...... Doll Brothers Carpet Cleaners Diane Holroyd ...... $5 ...... Bill the Carpet Guy Carol Barnes ...... $5 Ron Wyngarden Mobile Home Washing Sharon Hamel ...... $5 ...... Boss Electric Corp. Jim Campbell ...... $5 ...... Appliance Specialty, Inc. Phil Martin ...... $5 ...Battleline Termite & Pest Control, Inc. David Miller ...... $5 ...... Shona Bender, LMt Dennis Korte ...... $5 ...... Buggin Out Termite & Pest Control Garvin DesJardin ...... $5 ...... Natures Resource Pest Control, Inc Helen Eppard ...... $5 ...... Natures Resource Pest Control, Inc William Kjergaard ...... $5 ...... Recreational Golf Cars of FL, LLC Shirley Moreland ...... $5 ...... Appliance Specialty, Inc. Richard Dailey ...... $5 ...... Royal Enterprise Vicki Ring ...... $5 ...... Natures Resource Pest Control, Inc Bob Eggers ...... $5 ...... Boss Electric Corp. Richard Clark ...... $5 ...... Recreational Golf Cars of FL, LLC • Limit of one ticket per visit • Advertiser may have up to 4 winners per month • Advertiser must have bill paid current to qualify • No purchase necessary • Contest void where prohibited by law •Tickets available at participating Monthly Media advertisers. LAKE HIGHLANDER PIPER JUNE, 2018 N 39 42 Certified years in business No complaints unresolved 42 Years in Monthly Media TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS 02$ !3ERIES &%!452%3AND"%.%&)43 s 1UALITY #OMPRESSOR State of the art compressor is standard equipment. s 2 !2EFRIGERANT Earth friendly non-ozone depleting MOBILE HOME WASHING 3INGLE0ACKAGED!IR#ONDITIONER refrigerant. s (I0RESSURE3WITCHES Ensure long compressor life. s -ICRO #HANNEL #OILS Both indoor and outdoor all Since 02$ !3%%2 2 ! aluminum coils are designed to optimize heat transfer, Hand Washing 1988 AFFOTHRU4ONR5NITS D ABLminimizeE size and cost, and increase durability #OOLING TO "TUH and reliability. s %#-"LOWER-OTOR Fixed torque energy efficent brushless Single or VAPORThe P7 Series singleB packagedARRIER air conditioners are high DC ECM motor. efficiency self contained cooling and heating units that s 0ERMANENTLY,UBRICATED#ONDENSER-OTORA heavy can be installed on a slab. Units are ETL and ETLc listed. duty PSC motor for long lasting reliability and quiet $ Have You Looked UNDER PROTECToperation. Requires no maintenance and is completely Double Wide 00 protected from rain and snow. s ,OW6OLTAGE4RANSFORMERIncludes 3 Amp fuse to protect Your Home Lately? YOUR HOMElow voltage circuit. s ,IQUID,INE&ILTER$RIERS Factory installed at a convenient 79 location for service. Fix Small Problems Todays $ESIGNED 5SING 'ALVANIZED 3TEEL With a polyester 733-1166 Triple Wide or Special urethane coat finish. The 950 hour salt spray finish is 1.5 Before They Cause Serious Damage!mil thick and resists corrosion 50% better than comparable Additions May be Extra units. LICENSED & INSURED s #OMPACT&OOTPRINTAND0ROlLEMake the P7 Series Screen Removal Not Necessary We will inspect and photograph any issues, showing easyyou to install and transport. s v#LEARANCE To combustibles on duct side of the unit pictures of the underside of your home. Damaged & worn vaporallows for installations in tight areas. Heller's Mobile Home Washing s 7IRE'UARD#OATEDWITH%ARTH&RIENDLY%POXYAND barriers can create high energy costs and allow mold & mildew0LASTIC -ESH(AIL'UARD A guard that will never rust and protects the units coil from being damaged. 28 ASK ABOUT OUR OTHER SERVICES 26 s 2AISED"ASE0AN Allows water to drain away from the Mold, Moisture & Animals out of your Home. unit. 10s %ASY#OMPRESSORAND#ONTROL!CCESSDesigned to make% servicing easier for the contractor, access panels MILIareTA providedRY to all controls and the compressor from the Repairs will be made quickly and include a DISCOUNTside of the unit. Hi/low service ports allow access without MINOR 20 Year Transferable Warranty! disrupting operation. & REPAIRS s %ASY!CCESS To the evaporator coil for cleaning and ROOF WASHING general maintenance. 7!22!.49 Call Us for a FREE NO-PRESSURE No-Obligation Estims $RAINate4RAP Design optimizes drainage capabilities. – This product offers a 10-year all-parts warranty. s 2EMOVABLE4OP'RILLE!SSEMBLYAllows ease of service FREE Roof Inspection to the fan motor. 28 26 – This product offers a 10 Year Quality Pledge to replace with washing the unit if the compressor fails in the first •Licensed10 years of s /PTIONAL7 %LECTRIC(EAT Field installed 5 – 20 KW. 7 727-492-1884operation, to the original owner. #OCL0027169s $UCT#OLLARS Reduce Installation costs. – Consumer product registration required for 10 year All Heller's Mobile Home Washing 733-1166 [email protected] Warranty and Quality Pledge within• Bondeda limited • Insured period of time after the installation. See current warranty document or visit our consumer web site for warranty details.

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