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THE POLY POST (CAL POLY POMONA) Read the answers to today's question: How Red Bull promises to “give you wings,” would you describe your Rockstar encourages you to “party like a rock- underwear drawer? star” and Monster tells you to “unleash the p a g e 3 beast.” The Food and Drug Administration, health ARTS experts and a state legislature, however, are scru­ tinizing energy drink advertisements for not informing consumers of risky stimulants, ac­ cording to Boston University’s The Daily Free Press. Stimulants found in energy drinks such as guarana and synephrine, alternatives to FDA- banned ephedra, do not require FDA approval. In February, Kentucky legislator Danny Ford proposed minors should not be allowed to pur­ The new “Blade Runner chase energy drinks. (Final Cut)” reinforces the “My parents always said cigarettes weren’t visionary intent of director a big deal 20 years ago. Then everyone started Ridley Scott. getting cancer,” said Nick Spagnola, a political p a g e 5 science junior whose drink of choice is Red Bull. “I don’t know what long-term effects SPORTS RYAN POLEI MUSTANG DAILY those drinks will have.” Cesar Chavez supporters inarch from Dexter Lawn to the University Union Tuesday in support of Last April, the FDA tightened its regulations the Dream Act, chanting his motto “Si, se puede” and promoting fair treatment of farm laborers. when Redux Beverages began pushing a prod­ uct called Cocaine Energy Drink. While it did not contain any illegal sub­ stances, its slogan as the “legal alternative” and references to retailers as “dealers” violated FDA Pismo Beach man arrested for guidelines about marketing and false or mis­ leading labels. Redux voluntarily recalled the product but Alex G. Spanos Stadium allegedly raping another man has since re-released the same formula under could host five high school the changed name Censored. The newest prod­ uct creating a buzz is simply labeled Blow. football state champion­ MUSTANG DAILY STAFF REPORT ria man, was injured during the attack and was Consumers are supposed to add Blow to a ship games in December. treated at Marian Medical Center, deputies said. drink of their choice, creating an instant energy p a g e 1 2 A Pismo Beach man was arrested Thursday af­ The assault occurred at approximately 1 a.m. boost. ter allegedly sexually assaulting another man near near Cave Landing Road. In recent years, the area Using the street name for cocaine, this pow­ ONLINE Pirate’s Cove. has become notorious for illicit sexual activity. dery substance is sold in vials and currently can According to the San Luis Obispo County It is not yet known if Tomasini and the sus­ only be found online. Sheriff’s Department, 59-year-old Ronald James pected victim were acquainted prior to the in­ In 2006, teens and young adults spent almost Tomasini was taken into custody after returning cident. $3.5 billion on energy drinks, up 75 percent to the scene of the assault. Deputies say he crossed Tomasini was booked into San Luis Obispo from the year prior. barrier tape in an apparent attempt to remove ev­ County Jail on charges of assault with intent to With a target demographic of people 30 and idence from the site. commit rape, sexual assault with force, sodomy The alleged victim, a 34-year-old Santa Ma­ and tampering with evidence. see Energy, page 2

Go online and vote in today’s online poll: Do you think the Dream Act should be passed? Police arrest local man for felony vandalism m ustangdaily.net Aaron Gaudette of the San Luis Obispo Police Department.

MUSTANG DAILY “It was a few months ago that additional in­ formation began to surface, which enabled Officers from the the warrant and his subsequent arrest.” TODAY’S WEATHER San Luis Obispo Police While the vandalism had been prevalent Department arrested a throughout much of the town — includ­ man believed to be one ing the Cal Poly campus — Proll noted of the most active graf­ that the “PILO” graffiti was most concen­ fiti vandals in the city of trated around where Rodriguez lived, on the San Luis Obispo Satur­ northeast side of San Luis Obispo. day, according to a police Nicolus When serving the warrant, officers con­ Rainy press release. Rodriguez fiscated 73 cans of aerosol spray paint, per­ High 64°/Low 49° Police arrested Ni- manent marking pens, postal service stickers, colus Rodriguez, 24, of San Luis Obispo photographs of graffiti, and numerous sketch at his home on the morning of March 29. books which contained the word “PILO,” Rodriguez was linked with at least 24 dif­ according to the press release. INDEX ferent graffiti vandalisms in San Luis Obispo Proll noted that Rodriguez was “very during the past year, which included spray calm and cooperative” in being arrested Arts...... 5 painting bridge abutments, trash dumpsters, without incident and booked at the county Sports...... 12 signs, signal hexes, railroad property, and ap­ jail on felony vandalism charges, according to Opinion...... 8 plying stickers with graffiti on them to signs, police. His bail was set at $10,000. Classifieds...... 11 according to the press release. Most of the Investigators are still compiling the specif­ Sudoku...... 10 graffiti featured the word “PILO.” ic crimes in which Rodriguez was involved Crossword...... 10 “We’d known about the graffiti for about a and are unable to fully assess the total cost Comics...... 10 year, and we’re always interested in vandalism of the vandalism, although police estimate it COURTESY PHOTOS incidents around the city,” said Lt. Bill Proll will amount to thousands of dollars. These items were confiscated From Nicolus Rodriguez. 2 M u s t a n g D aily ...... ■ ■ = N e w s — AUmiDIREeMORM Drive-by shooters at large Pioneer Navigatiomystein AM, FM SatWIifr ready Ml SI \M ! DAIIS SI A ll Kl IDK1 got into their car. No one was in­ DVD MB jured, however. Touch panel display A drive-by shooting at The No suspects have been identi­ Bluetooth adapter Ciraduate in San Luis Obispo left fied set. Police did not know if it iPod adapter police with no suspects and locals was a gang-related crime or if there • Wireless remote on the lookout. was any relationship between the The shooting happened around suspects and victims, or what kind 2:30 p.111. Saturday, according to of handgun was used. police, when a light-brown Tahoe The shooting was a surprise to SUV followed a 20-year-old Santa both San Luis Obispo police and Maria resident and a woman as nearby residents. VzOOIR^.b’a fie ; > they left the nightclub at 990 In­ “I’ve been here since 2001, UiUOm pIM -DKk.iqp, Ulttll dustrial Way. and I’ve never heard of anything Police said the passenger of the like this happening,” said San Tahoe fired several rounds from a Luis Obispo Police Sergeant Jeff handgun at the couple after they Booth.

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Send your letter, in 250 words or less, to [email protected]. Or submit it at mustangdaily.com Tuesday, April 2, 2008 M u s t a n g D aily 9 www.muKtaiigdaily.net O p i n i o n Indict Rush Limbaugh! (and Barack Obama)

In light of the ongoing election drama, tered party, but the several years, so Dennis Kucinich was taken off the ballot in one man strives to continue the proverbial voter must pub­ I’ll go ahead and Texas because he rejected the forced loyalty bloodbath between Democratic candidates licly declare which quote from the oath that said he must “support and defend Sens. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. candidate they are First Amendment: the Constitution” but also that he will “ful­ Our nation’s top-rated talk radio host. Rush going to vote for “Congress shall ly support the candidate for the Office of Limbaugh, has labeled this mission “Opera­ before they enter make no law re­ President whomever that shall be.” Kucinich tion Chaos ” Its goal: to prepare America for the voting booth. specting an estab­ refused because he believes that the war in the McCain presidency, and it seems to be The rules pertain­ lishment of reli­ Iraq is unconstitutional since it was never working quite well. ing to the Demo­ gion, or prohibiting declared by Congress, but if the eventual Limbaugh may be indicted for voter cratic Party in the free exercise nominee supported the war and Kucinich fraud in both and Texas. In Ohio, these states say that thereof; or abridg­ was forced to support that candidate, then what Limbaugh is accused of is a fifth-de­ the voters must ing the freedom of he would be negating his duties as a mem­ gree felony, punishable with a $2,500 fine take a public oath speech, or of the ber of Congress. and six to 12 months in jail. Several Demo­ stating that they press; or the right Forced loyalty oaths, indictments as pun­ crats and state officials (except for the ones are loyal to the Democratic Party and they of the people peaceably to assemble, and ishment, and removal from ballots — it all voting for Hillary Clinton, of course) are will uphold party principles “under penalty to petition the Government for a redress of sounds more like KGB than USA. in an uproar over Limbaugh, encouraging of election falsification.” grievances.” Finally, the last and the most entertain­ his mainly Republican listeners to vote for I would challenge any Democrat reading Furthermore, the 14th Amendment states ing reason that this legal action is unfound­ Clinton in the presidential primary in order this to list all of the specific and exact prin­ that “No State shall make or enforce any ed is that if Limbaugh is indicted in Ohio, to keep the Democratic race alive. Obama, ciples that you are upholding on a daily ba­ law which shall abridge the privileges or Obama should be as well. A Barack Obama remaining embattled by Clinton, would sis by being a registered Democrat. Anyone? immunities of citizens of the United States.” door hanger that was distributed in Ohio be a benefit for John McCain because the I won’t blame you if you can’t—since voters Some will argue that these Amendments (and other states such as Pennsylvania) was Democrats will continue to rip each other would clearly never vote based on ethnicity are up for interpretation, but to a supporter also encouraging Republican and Indepen­ apart, and some think that Obama would or gender, I must presume that there is some of the Constitution, taking oaths in Ohio dent voters to vote for a Democrat (Obama). be more difficult for McCain to beat in a debate about principles within the party, as and Texas is simply wrong. Masking this of­ The hanger plainly stated:“Republicans and general election. can be seen in the division of voters be­ fense by telling citizens that they have an Independents can vote in the Democratic Why the controversy? People should be tween Clinton and Obama. As for the po­ open election, yet in the same breath saying primary.” able to vote for whom they choose by free tential indictment, I’ll be happy to explain that they cannot vote for their candidate of It turns out there really could be a bipar­ will, right? Not necessarily. At this time, the to you why an indictment of Limbaugh is choice unless they promise to cooperate and tisan ending to an election — Rush Lim­ Board of Election in Ohio has launched an outrageous, and if carried through, should uphold some undefined Democratic prin­ baugh and Barack Obama sharing a jail cell investigation into illegal crossover voting. also lead to the indictment of one of the ciples every day or else, completely goes in Ohio. This is ironic, since both Texas and Ohio Democratic candidates. against all of the rights and protections of have semi-open primaries. A semi-open First and foremost, forcing voters to U.S. citizens. Christina Chiappc is a social sciences senior, primary means that a voter may vote for take this oath is unconstitutional. I know This testy little issue came up previous­ the president of the Cal Poly College Republicans any candidate, regardless of the voter’s regis­ some of us have not taken U.S. history in ly with one of the Democratic candidates. and a Mustang Daily conservative columnist.

Dear Mr. Schafer, GUEST COMMENTARY LETTERS How nice to see you regurgi­ tate what you have learned in Ms. TO THE EDITOR Foroohar’s biased class. Obviously, you do not even New column’s perspec­ Cal Poly Jews and Christians know how to read or understand tive unfair to men facts. What I said in my comments Here we go ... the new about the terrorist attacks in Tuesday column, entitled “The Israel was that the terrorist killed join to form new club Naked Truth,” is based on two the Jews. girls claiming to know every­ Did you have any problem Israel. Few topics elicit most inspired her to start this thing about “the elusive friend with that fact? Or should I have equal amounts of love and club was my repeated claim zone,” which apparently doesn’t just said Israelis? hate. For some of us, Israel In many ways, I see this that there were many other exist (weird how you can write You see, the terrorist actually is a place that is strangely fa­ club as a beautiful Christians — hundreds even a whole article about something and deliberately targeted Jews in miliar since we grew up read­ — at Cal Poly who shared the that doesn’t exist, eh?). a Yeshiva (no Muslims there), not ing stories about Jerusalem, restoration o f a relationship same view. In this way, a Jew What 1 gained as the main just Israelis. Because unlike Arab Galilee and the Promised gone horribly wrong. and a Christian worked in point from the article is this states, the Israel that you learned Land. For others, the country complete unity, and the Cal quote: “if you feel any sort of sex­ from Ms. Foroohar to call an is synonymous with war, in­ Poly Israel Alliance was born. ual attraction toward the opposite apartheid state does have Mus­ equality, hatred and injustice. The purpose of the club is sex (or same sex), there can never lims and Christians in it, too. But The topic of Israel polarizes political parties, nations, to bring together all the Israel supporters at Cal Poly, truly be a platonic friendship.” It the terrorist, who is actually an religions and even close friends. Surprisingly, all of this whether they are Jewish, Christian, Muslim or non-reli­ then goes on to say that inter-sex Israeli Arab, targeted the Jewish, worldwide disagreement is centered on a nation the gious. The club is educational in nature, not destructive. friendships “never seem to pan albeit Israeli, students in a Yeshiva, size of New Jersey. It seeks to enlighten students about the major ways in out the way we want them to.” but you call that fighting against On campus, we often see the debate before our eyes. which Israel deserves our support, including political, Who is “we” exactly? Women? occupation. Similarly, the Hamas We’ve had Palestine Awareness Week and the Apartheid historical, theological and ethical reasons. In no way will Jessica and Elizabeth? terrorists launch rockets at civil­ Wall, as well as visits from insider Daniel Pipes and Is­ the club call Israel infallible or perfect, but it will em­ From the tone of the article ians in Sderot and kill innocent raeli Independence Day. However, these events are of­ phatically defend the nation’s right to its own existence I’m pretty sure that’s what they people. ten a microcosm of the Jewish-Muslim battle raging in and defense. are implying, that “us men” always But you call that resistance too. the Middle East: Jewish students stand on one side of In many ways, I see this club as a beautiful restoration have to go and fuck things up. How nice. the line, and Muslim/Arab students stand on the other. of a relationship gone horribly wrong. For more than a We always just let our johnsons I will not quote Fox News Despite the expected Jewish and Muslim combat­ millennium, the West has cast off the Jewish people as get in the way of a perfectly good (when did I do that?); instead ants, many other people at Cal Poly have an opinion the scum and refuse of the earth. Often spurred on by friendship. BULLSHIT. Look, please read the article on page 1 about Israel. A student may support or despise Israel for skewed “Christian” theology, the West has been respon­ men can be around women with­ of the April 1 New York Times. a host of reasons — political, historical, theological or sible for untold atrocities against the Jewish people long out being attracted to them. Not See how Hamas clergy call for the ethical — and they need not be Jewish or Muslim to before the Nazis or the rise of radical Islam. I am hon­ have such opinions. Up to this point, it has been clear only are we completely shallow killing of Jews, not just Israelis. ored to be part of a club that seeks to repair this broken which Poly clubs cater to those who despise Israel. But (so if you’re ugly, case closed), we Also see how like Ms. Foroohar past, and in the process, defends the Middle East’s only now the sleeping giant of those who support Israel can democracy where free speech, free press, freedom of re­ also like the idea of having friends and now yourself, they call for the awaken and find a new home on campus. ligion, and free enterprise reign. who are girls. They give us advice, destruction of Israel altogether, In the fall, I was approached by a Jewish friend of The Cal Poly Israel Alliance meets at 7 p.m. Wednes­ tell us what to say and wear, and not just fighting against occupa­ mine to start a new club, the Cal Poly Israel Alliance. days in Building 52 room A12. even (gasp!) be our friends. tion (did you learn in your class This Jewish friend, a former vice president of Hillel, So next time you find yourself why this occupation even hap­ took an unprecedented step in doing so, since I am not Brian Cranford is an architectural engineering senior, the having to be so kind as to cut it pened in 1967?). Jewish, but Christian. She was intrigued by my incessant president i f the Cal Poly Israel Alliance and a guest columnist off with one of your guy friends And if your teacher did not support of Israel and the Jewish people. However, what for the Mustang Daily. who is obviously head-over-heels teach you, in 63 BCE it was the for you, do us all a favor and take Jews who lived in Israel, not your head out of your ass. And by Palestinians (no such country), Send your opinions, rants and raves in 250 words or less to the way, next time you want to for more than 1300 years. Did she CZIFBB say “fuck,” just say it. teach you that too? [email protected] John Turner Benjamin Goodman LISTENING Ml published Inters must include author's name, year ami major, and an* subject to Electrical engineering freshman San Luis Obispo resident j* a j Urn..— ■ ..TtrUr* ....-...... editing for grammar, style and spelling. M u s t a n g D a i l y

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But longing their four-year life spans, and cants, the final cut bestows newfound ing-yet-crucially-suggestive unicorn tory voice over culminating in a con­ then again, who does?” a lethal viciousness toward any who illumination providing revelatory daydream that had to be re-inserted trived, upbeat ending seemingly be- That question posed by Gaff (Ed­ stand in their way. depth and intricacy to every frame. after the studio initially extracted it see Blade, page 6 ward James Olmos) in the closing moments of the science fiction mov­ ie “Blade Runner” has encapsulated its exploration of humanity since the film’s original release in 1982. Now, moviegoers have an op­ portunity to see the film like never Career Services before — as “Blade Runner (The 2',.. Final Cut),” is showing at the Palm Spring 2008 Theatre. 1 )isagreements between direc­ tor Ridley Scott and other creative parties led to six versions of the film prior to the final cut, which was given a limited theatrical release in New York and Los Angeles on Oct. Thursday, April 3 Wednesday & Thursday 5, 2007 and was released Dec. 18, Teacher Job Fair April 30 & May 1 2007 in the U.S. as part of a five-disc Network 10 am - 1 pm, Interview 1:30 - 4:30 pm Spring Job Fair box set. Chumash Auditorium Network 9:30 am - 2:30 pm, Interview 2:30 - 5:30 pm Whereas past alterations dealt primarily with its plot, the final ren­ Chumash Auditorium dering reinforces the film by slightly Thursday, April 17 tweaking the visionary intent of Friday, May 2 Scott’s 1992 revision. This version is Interview Skills Workshop also devoted to applying contem­ 11 am - noon, Career Services, 124/224 Women in Ag Careers Luncheon porary technology to ubiquitously 11:30 am - 1 pm, PAC Lobby maximize its appearance. Tuesday, April 22 A panel discussion featuring successful women in various ag Unlike similar digital retrofits that professions followed by an informal networking luncheon. Free. 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Panelists will share their unique post-graduation experiences jected in opportune prudence that Fine-tune your resume before the Spring Job Fair! with both international and service-based organizations such serves not to contaminate narrative, as Peace Corps, AmeriCorps and teaching English overseas. sequence and effect but to enhance Tuesday, April 29 them. Thursday, May 8 As in its previous forms, the ex­ The Mocktail Party perience begins with scrolling text 5:30 - 6:30 pm, Courtyard by Marriott Interview Skills Workshop explaining that early in the 21st cen­ Practice the art of networking with employers who will be 11 am - noon, Career Services, 124/224 tury, the Tyrell Corporation devised attending the Spring Job Fair. RSVP in Mustang Jobs. robots almost entirely identical to Tuesday, May 27 humans, known as replicants, the lat­ Wednesday, April 30 est series of which possessed strength, Resume Workshop agility and, occasionally, intelligence First Year Out: Success on the Job 11 am - noon, Career Services, 124/224 superior to their human genetic de­ 4 - 5 pm, UU 220 signers. Recent graduates will share their experiences as new Replicants, we learn, were de­ professionals. Come hear their advice m how to be successful in the workplace. ployed as dispensable slaves in the hazardous colonization of other All Quarter planets and, following a murderous Wednesday & Thursday mutiny by a combat team comprised April 30 & May 1 Neecj a job? Logon to my.calpoly.edu A click on of the most recent, sophisticated Mustang Jobs to: models, were outlawed on Earth. Spring Job Fair Special police squads, known as Network 9:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.. Interview 2:30 - 5:30 • Sign-up for Qn-Compus Interviews for career, Blade Runner units, were given the Chumash Auditorium summer & co-op positions - Interviews begin task of pursuing and executing ren­ April 21! egade replicants bold enough to re­ turn to their mother planet. aliP F p i 1*1 ini I iVTl ui M i iiT» 1 i M i H Soon after being introduced to a Information Sessions begin April 21 and are November 2019 setting of a hellish, open to all students. metropolis-turned-megalopolis Los Angeles consumed in commercial­ *•] (tii ii •] [•ri.-iHH*] 111111» i £»i iit i w *1 Pi iM ism yet devoid of vivacity, we meet Division of Student Affairs See the job descriptions and RSVP for the event. Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford), a former Blade Runner known for his C a l Poly, Building 124 View job listings for career, co-op; summer, dependability. 805-756-2501 local part-time or on-campus jobs. 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" If you don't get to 18, the sun will set on mustangdai1 yopi ni ons@gmai1 you." ______...... To Cal Poly Students, Faculty and Staff:

As we begin the 21 st century, Cal Poly is exploring the role of polytechnic universities in a rapidly changing world. One of the important considerations is our education of students fully prepared to enter a global workforce and function as informed citizens in a diverse and increasingly interdependent world.

We start with the important and already well-established University principle that encountering, studying and seeking understanding of the extraordinary variety of human conditions, experiences and perspectives is fundamental to a Cal Poly education.

• The University Mission Statement, for example, emphasizes that:

"As an academic community, Cal Poly values free inquiry, cultural and intellectual diversity, mutual respect, civic engagement, and social and environmental responsibility."

• The Cal Poly Statement on Diversity, endorsed by the Academic Senate in 1998, observes that:

"Only through intellectual and first-hand personal exposure to diversity in its myriad forms - racial, ethnic, cultural, gender, geographic, socioeconomic, etc. - will students gain the understanding, empathy, and social skills that they will require to be effective, engaged citizens in an increasingly crowded and interrelated global community. The benefit of diversity is universal. Cal Poly's commitment to diversity signals an affirmation of the highest educational goals of this University, including mutual respect, civility, and engaged learning."

• In 2008 the Academic Senate adopted formal diversity learning objectives for Cal Poly students. They are based on the premise that "all students who complete an undergraduate or graduate program at Cal Poly should be able to make reasoned decisions based on a respect and appreciation for diversity as defined in the Cal Poly Statement on Diversity."

Our commitment to diversity as an educational value is clear. It is manifested impressively and in many different ways in the day to day academic and co-curricular activities of the University community.

At the same time, it is also true that the strength and fidelity of that commitment have been tested and even called into question over the past few years by controversies centered on issues of race, gender, cultural difference and sexual orientation. Far too often, campus public discussions and debates about these issues have been characterized by poorly informed, emotional and even hurtful rhetoric and symbolism. In some cases, while these forms of expression have Constitutional protections and are protected under institutional policy, the sentiments voiced and the way in which they have been communicated fall outside the boundaries of civil and mutually respectful discourse in a university community.

As a result, I believe it is crucial that we revisit and reaffirm Cal Poly's commitment to diversity as a core value of our institution, a value that allows us to be responsible citizens as we traverse an ever-more complex global landscape.

Over the next several months, we will be publishing a series of brief statements about diversity. Articles in this series will address various aspects of diversity including diversity as a central attribute of California and the nation, diversity as a key value in the organizations and corporations that hire Cal Poly students, ways in which the University is working to instill in our students the capacity to function in diverse cultural and intellectual contexts, and the responsibilities of University citizenship in a diverse campus community.

The goal of these articles is to foster greater understanding and clarity about the place that diversity occupies in our university and the wider society. I hope to open a dialogue and invite you to share your thoughts and observations about this vitally important issue and ways in which we can address it here at Cal Poly.

I hope that the entire campus community will join me as we reaffirm our commitment to diversity as a community value at Cal Poly.

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? THe sm eer j ? “How would you describe t 0 . p State National International ; your underwear drawer?” ? •i LOS ANGELES (AP) — A WAYCROSS, Ga. (AP) SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) ^ Compiled and photographed by Brian McMullen 7 man accused of participating in an A group of third-graders plotted — A reputed Colombian drug lord 0 7 international smuggling ring that to attack their teacher, bringing a whose cartel is accused of having trafficked rare Asian tortoises into broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct shipped hundreds of tons of cocaine 1 the United States was sentenced tape and other items for the job to the United States was sentenced “Very swap meet; it is. I 7 Tuesday to 6/2 months in federal 0 and assigning children tasks in­ Tuesday to more than 30 years in get all my underwear at > prison. cluding covering the windows and prison in Brazil for crimes com- the swap meet." 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Besides the sen­ able to ban booze during holiday p School officials alerted po­ tence, Ramirez Abadia must also ? weekends on a popular stretch of lice Friday after a pupil tipped off pay a fine worth $2.5 million. theTruckee River under a bill that i a teacher that a girl had brought • • • 7 passed the state Senate. “Like a plethora of a weapon to school. Tanner said BEIJING (AP) — China has 0 The bill was sent to the Assem­ ? fabric madness.” the students apparently planned branded the 1 Xalai Lama a “wolf in bly Tuesday on a 27-4 vote. to knock the teacher unconscious •? Senator I Live Cox is seeking the monks robes” and his followers the 7 with a crystal paperweight, bind ban on the stretch of river below “scum of Buddhism.” It stepped up 0 — Andrew VJhiting, her with the handcuffs and tape ? Lake 1 ahoe, from Tahoe City to the the rhetoric Tuesday, accusing the agricultural business Alpine Meadows entrance. and then stab her with the knife. Nobel Peace laureate and his sup­ 1 sophomore • • • 7 He says the river turns into a porters of planning suicide attacks. LAKE CHARLES, La. (AP) p drunken party during the Fourth The Tibetan government-in- ? — Police officers suspected that a exile swiftly denied the charge, and of July and Labor 1 )ay. ! • • • car they had pulled over was stolen, the Bush administration rushed to 7 SACRAMENTO (AP) so they called the registered owner the Tibetan Buddhist leaders de­ p The California Senate has approved and left a message. fense, calling him “a man of peace.” ? spending $5.3 million to restore But when the owner called back, “There is absolutely no indica­ ? “Mine’s made out of salmon habitats. officers say, she apparently thought tion that he wants to do anything 7 0 faux-wood." Lawmakers are responding to the message was from a drug deal­ other than have a dialogue with * a population decline that may end er. and she was busted for allegedly China on how to discuss the seri­ — Natasha Knapton, salmon fishing off the California trying to buy crack cocaine. ous issues there,” State 1 department 7 biochemistry freshman and Oregon coasts this year. “Officers put 111 a lot of energy spokesman Tom Casey said. p They sent the bill Tuesday on to close a case, so we never mind • • • ? a 27-10 vote to Governor Arnold getting one on sheer luck and stu­ BAGHDAD (AP) — A wom­ i Schwarzenegger, who has not tak­ pidity,” Lake Charles police Sgt. an wrapped in a dirty abaya sits be­ 7 en a position. Mark Kraus said of last week’s ar­ neath a tree in the Green Zone, her • • • rest. palms turned upward awaiting the SAN FRANCISCO (AP) • • • kindness of strangers. “Mine’s empty because San Franciscos always-vocal board FRANKFORT, Ky. 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Alex G. Spanos Stadium one of to 14 days of April, culminating in a decision Center (27,000) and Bakersfield’s Memorial divisional championships in 2007, on average, five frontrunners to host five made “very shortly” afterward, Nocetti said. Stadium (20,000), it may not matter. there was more than a 300-mile difference in Advantages Spanos Stadium may hold over According to Nocetti, while the newness distance to Carson between the three closer December high school bowls the more high-profile settings seem to be its of the bowl games, which started in 2006 as a schools and their more removed counterparts. equivalent distance from both the southern three-game format continued in 2007, makes The Division 1 title contest had the sec­ Donovan Aird and northern parts of the state, and its price their future attendance “pretty much impos­ ond-widest gap, as De La Salle of Concord MUSTANG DAILY compared to the larger options. sible to tell,” they drew about a combined ventured roughly 385 miles to the Home De­ Last season, the Cl E which netted a reported 13,000 fans in their inaugural trial and ap­ pot Center, about 330 more than its opponent. Cal Poly is now among five candidates $61,000 in profit in December and will again proximately 11,000 last year. Centennial of Corona. being seriously considered to host five high have to account for a variety of expenditures Jonni Biaggini, executive director of the While journeys to the other possible spots school football state championship games over in addition to teams’ travel costs, was report­ San Luis Obispo County Visitors and Confer­ could exacerbate or repeat a weekend in December, a California Inter­ edly charged approximately $124,000 strictly ence Bureau, said the increased games could the imbalance, a San Luis scholastic Federation official said Tuesday. for a one-day, Dec. 15 rental of the Home De­ attract up to 25,000 people during the slated Obispo neutral site would 4 On-campus Alex G. Spanos Stadium would pot Center for a trio of championships. weekend, reported to be Dec. 20 to 21. render the discrepancy in The amount serve as the San Luis Obispo venue for the “Some of the other sites may charge less “We’re looking for the site that gives us the travel between Concord of additional 2008 CIF State Football Championship Bowl money, but maybe won’t have features we best of both worlds with regard to size, ame­ and Corona to less than teams that will Games, and is one of seven sites still officially five miles. be participating being evaluated. Overall, the 300-plus in this year's The others are L.A. Memorial Coliseum, average-mileage disparity bowls Stanford Stadium, San Jose State’s Spartan between last year’s bowls’ Stadium, the Home Depot Center in Carson, respective contestants Memorial Stadium in Bakersfield and UC would be reduced to about 40. Davis’ Aggie Stadium, according to various re­ “There are a lot of factors we’ll be looking ports confirmed March 25 by Ron Nocetti, at,” Nocetti explained. “We want to choose a director of state championship events for the venue we think will support high school foot­ CIF, the state governing body of high school ball, and we want to make sure it will be con­ athletics. venient for schools to travel to.” Although they have not been formally The CIF, Nocetti explained, extends re­ ruled out, L.A. Memorial Coliseum and the quests for proposals to visitors bureaus through­ Home Depot Center are likely out of the run­ out the state, and then reviews submissions to ning due to being “substantially more prohibi­ determine appropriate sites to visit. tive in cost” than the other sites, said Emmy After being contacted in late February, the Zack, CIF director of communications. San Luis Obispo County bureau immediately While Zack would not divulge specific fi­ reached out to Cal Poly to use Spanos Sta­ nancial parameters of the proposals, she said dium and then returned its proposal, Biaggini the two unlikely sites would cost close to said. $200,000 for the two-day rental, while Cal “Having high schools from all over the Poly was “more in the ballpark with everyone state would bring all kinds of people — family, else” at less than $100,000. visitors and wonderful supporters,” she said.“It “We’re in the process of going over the would certainly be a benefit to Cal Poly and bids, and determining based on a variety of MUSTANG DAILY FILE PHOTO a great economic boom for the community if criteria, whether the bids meet our needs, Alex G. Spanos Stadium, shown in November 2007, has a seating capacity of 11,750, making we were able to get the championships.” financially and logistically,” Zack said. “The it the second-smallest of the seven sites proposed to host the five games in late December. Integral to Cal Poly’s chance to host the hope is that in the next couple of weeks, visits bowls, Biaggini emphasized, is that they take will be made.” place in December, perfectly coinciding with The CIF is yet to decide which of the need,” Zack said. “For 10 teams, we’ll need nities, training rooms, locker rooms, parking, the university’s winter break, and the Central five locations its suitable locker rooms, parking and hotels in travel and so on," Nocetti said. “Every site has Coast’s scenic appeal in general. selection commit­ the community.” its trade-offs.” “The great part about this championship 25,000 tee will visit, Zack Spanos Stadium, which was renovated Neither Nocetti nor Biaggini would dis­ for us would be that it happens at a slow time Roughly the amount of said. After the visits, from 2005 to 2006, has a seating capacity of close monetary details of San Luis Obispo for Cal Poly, and there’s good tourism in San people expected by San she said, a recom­ 11,750. County’s proposal. Luis Obispo, so it’d be a really good match,” Luis Obispo County to mendation will be From the other six possibilities, only Aggie The growth of the bowls, which were con­ she said. “Spanos (Stadium) has all the ameni­ attend the five games given to the execu­ Stadium, which seated 10,743 as of last year, tracted by the Home Depot Center for their ties these games would seem to need and it’s tive committee,« and was smaller. first two years, heightens the importance of at Cal Poly and in San Luis Obispo, which in a decision will be Although those numbers pale in compari­ finding the most efficient, fair and convenient themselves are attractive venues.” made “hopefully in the next couple of weeks” son to the seating offered by L.A. Memorial travel distances for the expanded amount of Alison Cone, Cal Poly’s athletic director, leading up to May 1. Coliseum (92,000),Stanford Stadium (50,000), teams, Nocetti said. Visits would be conducted in the first 10 Spartan Stadium (30,456), the Home Depot O f the six teams that played in the three see Bowls, page 11

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Cal Poly senior 141-pound wres­ Mustangs tie for second tler Chad Mendes, then No. 1 in the country, rejoices place in Santa Barbara after defeating Oklahoma State s Runner-up performance from start to finish. Nathan Morgan 1-0 comes on heels of sixth Boise State senior Troy Merritt in the semifinals of matched the event record with a 199 to the NCAA national Cal Poly tournament title take top individual honors. championships in On behalf of Cal Poly, sophomore Patrick Barbieri St. Louis on March Geoff Gonzalez shot a final-round 72 en 21. MUSTANG DAILY route to a 218 total, good enough for an A day later, he 11 th-place draw. Four days after winning its second was upset by Ohio Senior Brycen Wagner tied in 13th tournament title in a row, and its sixth with a 219, while senior Dave Lewinski State junior Jeff in school history, the I Pply men’s golf followed in another three-person dead­ Jaggers in the title (hished tied for s e c o n 12 lock, in 18th place with a 221. match, 5-2. at the UC S, Other Mustangs finishing in scored Mendes, a two- -Pac^L Coast It ties were freshman Jarod Knight, in 27th time All-American, with a 223, and senior Michael O ’Brien, finished the season The Mustangs carded an 875 total at in 40th at 227. 30-1 and his career Rancho San Marcos Golf Course in Santa Thursday and Friday, Cal Poly success- 64-14. Barbara to tie with Boise State, 20 strokes ASSOCIATED PRESS behind Cal State Northridge, which led see Golf, page 11