Sydney Program Guide

Page 1 of 25 Sydney Program Guide

Sun May 8, 2016

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 CHARLEY MOON 1956 Captioned Repeat WS G

Charley Moon Charley Moon, a small-time music-hall performer with an eye for the ladies, a string of lucky breaks, and a little bit of ruthlessness, allows him a chance at the Big Time on the London stage. Starring: Max Bygraves, Dennis Price, Florence Desmond, Shirley Eaton, Lou Jacobi

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 LADY CAROLINE LAMB 1972 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Lady Caroline Lamb The wife of a member of Parliament becomes involved with Lord Byron to the embarrassment of her family and the jeopardy of her husband's position. Starring: Sarah Miles, Jon Finch, Robert Carradine, John Mills

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes NO MORE PRACTICE: THE INVESTMENT 12:30 Captioned Repeat WS G SERIES Learn to think like an investor to achieve the life of your dreams. Hear from elite money managers from around the globe and follow real life investor Trent’s journey towards his dream home and setting his kids up for the future. 13:00 THE GARDEN GURUS Captioned Repeat WS G Nigel Ruck takes us to the Biodiversity Conservation Centre in Kings Park, Perth to learn about plant cross breeding, Trevor shows us the perfect winter herb planter and Nigel looks at the history of traditional Mothers day flower, the Chrysanthemum. 13:30 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Catriona Rowntree continues her journey through Portugal in the city of Porto before heading to the Duoro valley, home to some world famous wines and ports and more magnificent landscapes. 14:00 THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE 1962 WS PG

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance A senator, who became famous for killing a notorious outlaw, returns for the funeral of an old friend and tells the truth about his deed. Starring: Dwayne Johnson, James Stewart, Vera Miles

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

16:30 NORTH TO ALASKA 1960 Captioned WS PG

North To Alaska During the Alaska gold rush, prospector George sends partner Sam to Seattle to bring his fiancée but when it turns out that she married another man, Sam returns with a pretty substitute, the hostess of the Henhouse dance hall.

Starring: John Wayne, Stewart Granger, Ernie Kovacs

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

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Sun May 8, 2016

19:00 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Night in Kings Cross/Bradman of Booze Follow the police units for a unique behind-the-scenes look at RBT patrols testing for alcohol and drug affected drivers. Cons.Advice: Drug References, Mild Coarse Language

21:00 ALONG CAME A SPIDER 2001 WS MA

Along Came a Spider A congressman's daughter under Secret Service protection is kidnapped from a private school by an insider who calls Det. Alex Cross, sucking him into the case even though he's recovering from the loss of his partner. Starring: Morgan Freeman, Michael Wincott, Monica Potter

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:10 RIZZOLI & ISLES Captioned Repeat WS M

It Takes a Village Mummified remains of a woman put the team's investigative skills to the test. Jane works from her hospital room as she - with the support of Maura and her family - seeks to recover from a devastating loss. Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Lee Thompson Young, Jordan Bridges

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:05 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Catriona Rowntree continues her journey through Portugal in the city of Porto before heading to the Duoro valley, home to some world famous wines and ports and more magnificent landscapes. 00:30 THE GARDEN GURUS Captioned Repeat WS G Nigel Ruck takes us to the Biodiversity Conservation Centre in Kings Park, Perth to learn about plant cross breeding, Trevor shows us the perfect winter herb planter and Nigel looks at the history of traditional Mothers day flower, the Chrysanthemum. 01:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

The Sparrows

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

02:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

Sun May 8, 2016

02:30 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Gin a Baby, Meet a Baby Reeling from his breakup with Gina, Bellamy becomes obsessed with bringing a car dealer's cocky son to justice when he witnesses him fleeing from the scene of a robbery Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Restoring Hope to Our Heroes

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Only Good Indian

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Mon May 9, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Joey's Porsche It's decision time for Ross and Rachel; Phoebe has a stressful babysitting experience; and Joey pretends to own a sports car to pick up girls. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

My Best Friend

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Farewell, My Pet While Richard recuperates from surgery, a new professor takes his place and steals Rory's heart with his charming ways. Meanwhile, Lorelai finds ways to avoid facing her problems with Christopher. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Melissa McCarthy

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Essex - day 4 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance

Rachel's in for a big surprise; and after Joey loses his insurance he has to either get a job or never get sick again.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Mon May 9, 2016

12:00 SEA DEVILS 1953 Captioned Repeat WS G

Sea Devils Gilliatt, a fisherman-turned-smuggler on the isle of Guernsey, agrees to transport a beautiful woman to the French coast in the year 1800. Gilliatt finds himself falling in love and so feels betrayed when he later learns this woman is a countess helping Napoleon plan an invasion of England. Starring: Rock Hudson, Yvonne De Carlo, Maxwell Reed

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Essex - day 5 A group of five strangers, each an amateur chef, compete to host the best dinner party, each party solely for the competitors and to be held on consecutive evenings. At the end of each party, each guest rates the party on a scale of one to ten inclusive. 14:30 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:30 FROZEN PLANET Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Last Frontier People are not designed to live at the Poles and are pushed to the very edge of their survival capability. In this episode, Human life is explored and we discover how it brings out the best in human ingenuity. 16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

I'm A Kayak, Hear Me Roar Lorelai and Rory attend Friday-night dinner, where Lorelai is reluctant to tell her mum about her and Christopher's martial problems. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Melissa McCarthy

Mon May 9, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One On The Last Night

The Friends prepare for huge changes in their longstanding living arrangements.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Phoebe Runs Joey's sexy new flatmate has everyone in a spin; Chandler finds out how obsessive Monica is when he attempts to do her a favour and Phoebe runs with Rachel for the first time, revealing a very unique style. Starring: Elle MacPherson, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer AMAZING MEDICAL STORIES - CAN'T STOP 19:30 Repeat WS PG GROWING Amazing Medical Stories - Can't Stop Growing Proteus Syndrome is one of the rarest medical conditions known to man. With only 200 known cases, the carrier suffers abnormal continual growth in specific body parts. Tonight we ask the question 'What's it like to live in a body that won't stop growing?' 20:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG Carolyne has been rushed to RPA by air ambulance with swine flu. The 38 year old mother of two is being kept alive by a special portable lung bypass machine called ECMO. Also, Susie has been trying to fall pregnant for the past three years. An investigation has revealed some nasty complications that are likely to prevent her from conceiving naturally. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

21:30 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Weymouth Dr Christian meets a man whose prostate cancer treatment has left him with rectal incontinence and a women who is in need of jaw replacement surgery. Dr Pixie sees a 31-year-old with a saggy body and Dr Dawn examines some supersize varicose veins. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:30 SUPERSIZE VS SUPERSKINNY WS M

Chris & Nathan

Takeaway addict Chris Longley swaps diets with meal-dodging hairdresser Nathan Smith.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

23:30 SPOOKS Repeat WS M

The Nest of Angels An extremist mullah may be planning England's first suicide bombing. MI5's mole is discovered and tortured, leaving the team in need of someone who can get deep inside the mosque. Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

Mon May 9, 2016

00:30 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned WS M The biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. Join Craig Hutchison, Matthew Lloyd and Caroline Wilson as they bring you footy’s most confrontational program. 01:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One On The Last Night

The Friends prepare for huge changes in their longstanding living arrangements.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 SEA DEVILS 1953 Captioned Repeat WS G

04:15 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Pink

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

When Your World Shakes

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

The Sparrows

Action adventure series on the St. Lawrence Seaway.

Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Tue May 10, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Trapped

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Portsmouth Day 1 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One On The Last Night

The Friends prepare for huge changes in their longstanding living arrangements.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tue May 10, 2016

12:00 SANDS OF THE DESERT 1960 Captioned Repeat WS G

Sands Of The Desert

A diminutive travel agent goes out to investigate a desert holiday camp which has suffered from sabotage.

Starring: Charles Drake, Peter Arne, Raymond Huntley, Sarah Branch

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Portsmouth Day 2 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. AMAZING MEDICAL STORIES - CAN'T STOP 14:30 Repeat WS PG GROWING Amazing Medical Stories - Can't Stop Growing Proteus Syndrome is one of the rarest medical conditions known to man. With only 200 known cases, the carrier suffers abnormal continual growth in specific body parts. Tonight we ask the question 'What's it like to live in a body that won't stop growing?' 15:30 RPA Captioned Repeat WS PG Carolyne has been rushed to RPA by air ambulance with swine flu. The 38 year old mother of two is being kept alive by a special portable lung bypass machine called ECMO. Also, Susie has been trying to fall pregnant for the past three years. An investigation has revealed some nasty complications that are likely to prevent her from conceiving naturally. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

16:30 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances, audience participation games and segments spotlighting real life stories and amazing talents. 17:30 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore? Rory is planning a baby shower for Lane but has to pass the job on to her mum after she gets an interview with the New York Times. Meanwhile, Logan tells Rory about the failure of his investment. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Melissa McCarthy

Tue May 10, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Teeth The guys explore their feminine side; Phoebe creates trouble when she kisses one of Rachel's workmates and Ross bleaches' his teeth for a new date. Starring: Elle MacPherson, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Ross Got High An old secret causes problems for Chandler when Monica's parents visit; and Rachel tries her hand at making dessert with mixed results. Starring: Elliot Gould, Elle MacPherson, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 19:30 POIROT Repeat WS PG

The Case Of The Missing Will

Poirot has to execute the final wishes of an old friend who has been killed.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

20:40 DEATH IN PARADISE WS M A comeback concert for a popular band ends abruptly with the death of the lead singer as he is revealed onstage, shot to death. DI Poole must contend with the local music scene (and his fear of snakes) to uncover the killer. Starring: Danny John-Jules, Elizabeth Bourgine, Sara Martins, Kris Marshall

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

21:50 DALZIEL AND PASCOE WS M

Cunning Old Fox (Part One) Dalziel and Pascoe have to investigate the murder of a member of the Harlesdon Hunt - tensions are high anyway with the anti-hunting element causing problems but Dalziel is not convinced a hunt saboteur is to blame. Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Drug References

23:00 DALZIEL AND PASCOE WS M

Cunning Old Fox (Part Two) Dalziel and Pascoe have to investigate the murder of a member of the Harlesdon Hunt - tensions are high anyway with the anti-hunting element causing problems but Dalziel is not convinced a hunt saboteur is to blame. Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Drug References

00:10 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Tue May 10, 2016

00:40 POIROT Repeat WS PG

The Case Of The Missing Will

Poirot has to execute the final wishes of an old friend who has been killed.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

01:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Yusuf Islam & Cat Stevens

Music special.

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 THE LAVENDER HILL MOB 1951 Captioned Repeat WS G

The Lavender Hill Mob A timid bank clerk, scheming to get even with his employer by masterminding a fool-proof robbery, leading to a riotous chase through London and the Continent. Starring: Alec Guinness, Stanley Holloway, Alfie Bass, Sid James, Edie Martin

04:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Building Hope

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

The English Lady Takes Lodgers

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Wed May 11, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Empty Chair

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Portsmouth Day 3 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Wed May 11, 2016

12:00 BOTTOMS UP 1959 Captioned Repeat G

Bottoms Up

Jimmy Edwards reprises his radio role as the Professor trying to control a school full of naughty boys.

Starring: Jimmy Edwards, Arthur Howard

13:50 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Portsmouth Day 4 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. 14:20 MONARCH OF THE GLEN Repeat WS PG Glenbogle is bogged down in debt and a banker comes to foreclose on the estate. Archie must think of a way to save Glenbogle. Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark, Dawn Steele

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

15:30 THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF Captioned Repeat WS PG

Pastry

The bakers face the challenges of the pastry round

Gilmore Girls Only After Rory has a fight with Logan, she decides to go to North Carolina with Lorelai for Mia's wedding, and Emily, who craves a break from needy Richard, decides to drive them so she can go to a nearby spa. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Melissa McCarthy

Wed May 11, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Routine Joey finds the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine; and Ross and Monica show off their hidden dancing talents for a television special. Starring: Elle MacPherson, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Apothecary Table

Joey finally has his moment with Janine; meanwhile Rachel helps Phoebe appreciate their new furniture.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:30 NEW TRICKS WS M

The Girl Who Lived In 2003 17 year old Georgia Wright vanished after a university disco in Scotland. Now traces of her blood are found following a garage raid in London, bringing dogged retired police inspector Steve McAndrew to UCOS to ask them to investigate. Starring: Alun Armstrong, James Bolam, Larry Lamb

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

20:40 MIDSOMER MURDERS 2000 Captioned Repeat WS M

Who Killed Cock Robin? Bill Pitman, owner of The White Horse pub in Newton Magna, calls in his friend Barnaby, when the local doctor thinks he may have hit someone while driving home. Investigations uncover evidence which indicates that an Irish Horse Whisperer is missing. Barnaby is immediately suspicious, unearthing an intricate web of abuse, deception and abduction. Stars John Nettles, Daniel Casey, Robert Oates and Linda Marlowe. Starring: John Nettles, Daniel Casey

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

22:50 THE MYSTERIES OF LAURA Captioned Repeat WS M

The Mystery Of The Dysfunctional Dynasty Laura and the team investigate to determine if a religious motive was at play when a couple is found murdered in their apartment. Meanwhile, a familiar if not so friendly face visits Laura and Jake during their search to find a replacement nanny for the boys. Starring: Debra Messing, Josh Lucas, Laz Alonso, Jenkins Max

23:50 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS M

Morocco After agreeing to put a fashion spread in her magazine promoting Edina's new product called Pop-Specs, Patsy heads off to Marrakesh for the photo shoot with Edina and Saffy. Unhappy with Saffy tagging along, Patsy ends up selling her to white slave traders. Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Drug Use

Wed May 11, 2016

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Wall

A seriously disturbed man commits murder, then kidnaps his own wife.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 SANDS OF THE DESERT 1960 Captioned Repeat WS G

Sands Of The Desert

A diminutive travel agent goes out to investigate a desert holiday camp which has suffered from sabotage.

Starring: Charles Drake, Peter Arne, Raymond Huntley, Sarah Branch

04:15 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Bruce Springsteen - High Hopes

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Have Mercy on Us

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat PG

Judgement Day

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Thu May 12, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Apothecary Table

Joey finally has his moment with Janine; meanwhile Rachel helps Phoebe appreciate their new furniture.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

Be Our Guest

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Portsmouth Day 5 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Apothecary Table

Joey finally has his moment with Janine; meanwhile Rachel helps Phoebe appreciate their new furniture.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

Thu May 12, 2016

12:00 CARRY ON NURSE 1959 Captioned Repeat WS G

Carry On Nurse A men's ward in an English Hospital goes to war with the nurses and hospital staff. Laughs come thick and fast in a series of situations that explore the ludicrous side of hospital life. Starring: Shirley Eaton, Kenneth Connor, Hattie Jacques, Charles Hawtrey

13:45 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Guildford Day 1 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

14:15 MONARCH OF THE GLEN Repeat WS PG Archie's girlfriend, Justine, comes to visit from London. She can't help but notice the sparks between Archie and the local schoolteacher, Katrina Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark, Dawn Steele

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

15:25 THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF Captioned Repeat WS G

Quarter Final

The bakers face the challenges of unconventional flours and unusual deserts.

Hay Bale Maze As Stars Hollow prepares for the annual Spring Flight Festival, Rory brings Logan home to see where she grew up, but there's tension in the air between him and Lorelai. Meanwhile, Rory waits to hear news after a job interview. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Melissa McCarthy

Thu May 12, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Joke

Joey's new job is not quite what he had in mind; and Chandler and Ross both fight for the same recognition.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Rachel's Sister

Rachel tries to help her over-indulged younger sister, Jill, find independence; and, Monica won't admit that she is ill. Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 19:30 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY? Captioned Repeat WS M

Nan Down What's Your Emergency follows the life-threatening and emotionally charged situations encountered by Britain's Emergency Ambulance Service as they highlight issues ranging from drug abuse to domestic violence and everything in between. Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Adult Themes

20:35 LETTERS TO JULIET 2010 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Letters To Juliet An American girl on vacation in Italy finds an unanswered "letter to Juliet" -- one of thousands of missives left at the fictional lover's Verona courtyard -- and she goes on a quest to find the lovers in the letter. Starring: Amanda Seyfried, Marcia DeBonis, Gael Garcia Bernal

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

22:45 THE BLACK ADDER Repeat WS PG

The Queen of Spain's Beard The King decides that Edmund should marry a Spanish Princess, who Edmund finds unattractive, in order to secure a treaty between Spain and England which will allow an invasion of France. Starring: Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Tony Robinson, Stephen Fry

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

23:25 NEW TRICKS Repeat WS M

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

Thu May 12, 2016

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Joke

Joey's new job is not quite what he had in mind; and Chandler and Ross both fight for the same recognition.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

01:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The Alibi Man

Gideon investigates a disappearance. The prime suspect has a perfect alibi.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

02:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:30 BILLY LIAR 1963 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Billy Liar A lazy, irresponsible young clerk in provincial Northern England lives in his own fantasy world and makes emotionally immature decisions as he alienates friends and family. Starring: Tom Courtenay, Julie Christie, Wilfred Pickles, Mona Washbourne

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes

04:20 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Pharrell Williams - Girl

Music special.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Out of the Darkness Into the Light

Enjoying Everyday Life is a daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries.

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

The Wall

A seriously disturbed man commits murder, then kidnaps his own wife.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Fri May 13, 2016

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Rachel's Sister

The Golden Reef

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 GILMORE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG

09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Guildford Day 2 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Joke

Joey's new job is not quite what he had in mind; and Chandler and Ross both fight for the same recognition.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

11:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Rachel's Sister

Fri May 13, 2016

12:00 THE GREAT ST TRINIANS TRAIN ROBBERY 1966 Captioned Repeat G

The Great St Trinians Train Robbery Complications arise when the great train robbers stash over two-million pounds under the stage of St. Trinian's school and try to collect it on Parents' day. Starring: Reg Varney, Frankie Howerd, Desmond W Ellis, Cyril Chamberlain, Dora Bryan

14:00 COME DINE WITH ME Repeat WS PG

Guildford Day 3 The knives (and forks) are out as a group of strangers compete for the title of ultimate dinner party host. And the £1000 on the table adds spice to the proceedings. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

14:30 SECRET DEALERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the look-out for items they can sell. When the families return home they learn the valuations and cash offers that are being made for some of their most prized possessions and have to make the decision whether to keep or sell them. 15:30 TBA G

Information To Follow.

It's Just Like Riding A Bike Soon after stopping into the diner for the first time since the breakup, Lorelai asks Luke to go with her while she shops for a car, but the outing ends in a big fight. Starring: Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Melissa McCarthy

Fri May 13, 2016

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Phoebe and Monica discover that Chandler can't cry no matter what the circumstance. Meanwhile, someone discovers they are a porn star. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon. Starring: Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer 19:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One That Could Have Been - Part 1 The friends fantasize about how their lives could have been if Rachel had married Barry, if Ross was still married to a lesbian, if Phoebe was a corporate high-flyer, if Joey was a famous actor, if Chandler was a writer and, Monica was still overweight. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, Matthew Perry, Matt Le Blanc, David Schwimmer

19:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Lionel’s proposal to Jean has been accepted, but Judy is now barely on speaking terms with Alistair. Meanwhile, Stephen’s plans for a surprise anniversary party for Penny go hopelessly wrong. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton

20:10 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean and Lionel set the date for their wedding. A while all the women in the wedding party are shopping for clothes, Lionel has at last finished the script for the American mini-series based on his and Jean’s romance. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Dame Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton

20:50 SLIVER 1993 Captioned Repeat WS M

Sliver Carly Norris is a woman looking for some new excitement in her life after ending an unhappy marriage. For her new home, she chooses a 'sliver', what New Yorkers call the lofty, narrow apartment buildings unique to Manhattan. It is one where a succession of mysterious and deadly accidents have occured. Carly becomes involved with two of her neighbours and finds herself being seduced into a mysterious and clandestine world that tests the fragile boundaries between reality and her deepest fantasies. Stars Sharon Stone, William Baldwin and Tom Berenger. Starring: Philip Noyce, Sharon Stone, William Baldwin, Tom Berenger, Martin Landau, CCH Pounder

Cons.Advice: Strong Sex Scenes, Some Violence, Adult Themes, Nudity

23:00 YENTL 1983 WS PG

Yentl

A Jewish girl disguises herself as a boy to enter religious training.

Starring: Barbra Streisand, Amy Irving, Mandy Patinkin

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

Fri May 13, 2016

01:45 THE CRACKSMAN 1963 Captioned Repeat G

The Cracksman A kind, and very efficient locksmith, cheated by a burglar and sent to gaol gains the friendship of his fellow prisoners, helping himself and them to escape. Starring: Charles Drake, George Sanders, Dennis Price, Nyree Dawn Porter

03:50 NICHOLAS NICKLEBY 1947 Repeat WS G

Nicholas Nickleby

Dicken's classic tale of a young man's struggle to protect his family from his scheming uncle and a cruel world.

Starring: Derek Bond, Bernard Miles, Sally Ann Howes

05:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Ricky Martin

Music special.

Sat May 14, 2016

06:00 THE GREAT ST TRINIANS TRAIN ROBBERY 1966 Captioned Repeat G

08:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 TOMMY THE TOREADOR 1959 Captioned Repeat G

Tommy The Toreador A British seaman stranded in Spain, accidentally saves the life of a famous bullfighter and gets innocently involved with a smuggling racket. Starring: Tommy Steele, Sid James, Janet Munro, Virgillio Texeira

10:50 ICE COLD IN ALEX 1958 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Ice Cold In Alex A group of army personnel and nurses attempt a dangerous and arduous trek across the deserts of North Africa during the Second World War. Starring: John Mills, Sylvia Syms, Anthony Quayle, Harry Andrews, Diane Clare

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

13:30 THE SECRET OF SANTA VITTORIA 1969 Repeat WS PG

The Secret Of Santa Vittoria Italo Bombolini is the mayor of Santa Vittoria, a hillside village in Italy, during World War II. When villagers hear that the retreating Nazis will be coming through their town, they hide 1 million bottles of wine in an old Roman cave. Starring: Anthony Quinn, Virna Lisi, Sergio Franchi

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence, Sexual References

16:15 THE COMANCHEROS 1961 Captioned WS PG

The Comancheros A Texas Ranger exposes the empire-building schemes of a madman when he sets out to stop gun and whiskey shipments to the hostile Comanches.

Starring: Lee Marvin, Stuart Whitman, John Wayne

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Sat May 14, 2016

18:30 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Unchained Melody The Ashfordly officers undertake a surveillance operation against a nobility suspected of being a drug trafficker, who also turns out to be the new love interest of Lord Ashfordly's alcoholic sister Patricia Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

20:45 SILENT WITNESS WS MA

Supernova Leo's memories of losing his own daughter cause problems in his current case, which is to investigate the apparent suicide of a 14 year old girl, Alison Garland. Starring: Emilia Fox, Lizz Carr, Tom Ward, William Gaminara

Cons.Advice: Frequent Violence, Themes, Drug References, Medical Procedures

23:00 DALZIEL AND PASCOE WS M

The British Grenadier - Part 1 Detective Superintendent Andy Dalziel goes to The British Grenadier to console the pub's owner Stella, who has just had a serious fight with her husband. Starring: Colin Buchanan, Warren Clarke, Mark Lambert, Steve Speirs, Jeremy Swift

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

00:10 STATION SIX SAHARA 1964 Captioned Repeat WS M

Station Six Sahara A beautiful blonde joins a small group of men running an oil station in the Sahara Desert and starts the emotions soaring...especially as one of the men is her ex-husband Starring: Carroll Baker, Peter Van Eyck, Denholm Elliott, Ian Bannen, Biff McGuire

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence

02:10 BEST PAIR OF LEGS IN THE BUSINESS 1973 Captioned Repeat WS M

Best Pair Of Legs In The Business A holiday-camp owner who is low on talent, but high on ambition is convinced that he just needs one break to get into the big time. However, so determined to make it, his family life begins to crumble without him realising. Starring: Reg Varney, Diana Coupland, Jean Harvey, Lee Montague

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Adult Themes, Sexual References

04:00 SUMMER HOLIDAY 1963 Captioned Repeat G

Summer Holiday A busload of young musicians, forming a vacation travel service, tour Europe and pick up some American girls, of which one is a singer. Starring: Cliff Richard, David Kossoff, Ron Moody, Lauri Peters, Melvin Hayes