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But for crime that is somehow truer than true, I recom- Crime mend Select Editions. Every volume contains four com- ’m lying in bed reading and again pelling, quick-read novels. Invariably I imagining myself as Harry Bosch. one or two feature a complex law- Make no mistake; I’d never want enforcement character—such as Kate to be Harry Bosch. After all, he’s an Burkholder in author Linda Castillo’s orphan and a troubled Vietnam vet books about the Amish of Ohio; Mike who toils as a homicide detective on Bowditch, writer Paul Doiron’s Maine r LA’s grittiest streets. Yet as I read, I wish game warden; or my old friend Harry— o g e I knew what he knows, or at least wrestling with authentic, deeply re- r g c m had his presence of mind. searched issues of the heart. e k Bosch is the ruminative, un- If you’re interested, go to i m . relenting star of ex-journalist selecteditions.com/rdmar19. n e h Michael Connelly’s crime fic- We have a good offer there. And o c tion books and, frankly, one thanks, as always, for reading. w e h of my guides to the moral t Bruce Kelley, t a universe. After reading the m editor-in-chief : p umpteen Bosch books o t we’ve published in Select Write to me at m o r Editions over time, I see [email protected]. f 6 march 2019 | rd.com Reader’s Digest made, memories from trips taken, gifts from LETTERS friends, some I just Notes on the purchased because they Dec./Jan. issue were pretty and Christ- masy. Nice to know I am not the only one who still has an old- Back in the Holiday Spirit fashioned tree. —Hazel “Petey” Thank you for publishing your past two Kaletta issues without endless articles on how to Pembroke Pines, Florida avoid holiday stress, get around fighting with your family, and dodge the holiday Unfreeze Your Brain The article stated that blues. Thank you for showing that miracles, “talking to people who caring, and goodness are so much more disagree with you is important and lasting. good for your brain.” —Carole Modlin Lawrenceburg, Tennessee Actually, you have to LISTEN to people who disagree with you. Real-Life Miracles smoldered for 26 years. —Diana Donoho Reading “The Church Amazing! Lovington, New Mexico That Wouldn’t Burn,” —Georgiann I found it most interest- Kman O’Bryan I Won! ing to learn that there Bruce, Wisconsin Wing Bowl 2018, won are underground coal by Molly Schuyler, veins that continue to The Miracle of was the 26th and final burn in Centralia, Penn- Memory championship. Begun sylvania. Shortly after It was a joy to read in 1993 as a promotion I read your story, my about Bruce Kelley for a local radio station, sister-in-law told me decorating his Christ- it was Philadelphia’s about other coal veins mas tree with beloved substitute for the Super that have burned at the ornaments. Many of my Bowl, as the Philadel- Theodore Roosevelt friends have themes for phia Eagles never made n e h National Park in North their trees: pink, purple, it that far. Then the o c Dakota since last May. Disney, whatever. Mine Eagles won Super Bowl w e h A ranger told her that is always the same, with LII in 2018! So there t t a a separate vein had ornaments the children is no longer a need to m 8 march 2019 continue Wing Bowl. moment and facilitated EVEN BETTER This Eagles fan wished a change for the better MADE-UP WORDS to set the record straight. in our world. I’m grate- —Joanne Magowan ful for such an example. ✦ This English teacher Cherry Hill, New Jersey —Koby Dudley was inspired by “The Best Buckholts, Texas Made-Up Words Ever” We Found a Fix to think of another one: Another way to get your How to Maintain Your inDIGESTion, which is the water past airport secu- Purpose in Life uncomfortable feeling rity, rather than freezing Last New Year’s Day, that occurs after reading it as you suggest: I take I vowed to do 365 ran- all of the current Reader’s an empty water bottle dom acts of kindness.