VOL III, Issue 6, March 23 – April 5, 2016 Serving Up Journalistic Justice Since 2014 Reich: Trump the Fascist PAGE 14 Monahan: N.M. GOP’s Looming Five TV Civil War Shows PAGE 7 Seek ABQ Extras Behind the UNM PAGE 26 Health Sciences Coup PAGE 10 Bites of Burque Debuts PAGE 22 2 • March 23 – April 5, 2016 • ABQ FREE PRESS NEWS www.freeabq.com EditoR’S A&E Pick ABQ FREE PRESS • March 23 – April 5, 2016 • 3 Editor: [email protected] Arts: [email protected] News: [email protected] ABQ Free Press Local Briefs Advertising: [email protected] BY ABQ FREE PRESS STAFF On Twitter: @FreeABQ Want to Help New Mexico’s Wildlife? On Facebook: facebook.com/abqfreepress A&E: Three to See Food stamps 50 years the state has allowed by calculating the number of cougar trapping with steel leg people who died before age 75 A federal court judge barred the holds. They say the new rule between 2010 and 2014 against Editor [Page 22] New Mexico Human Services will endanger Mexican wolves the county’s population, then Dan Vukelich (505) 345-4080. Ext. 800 #TheGraduate #theater Department from reimposing and jaguars. In February, federal calculating the number of years work requirements on food game officials estimated only 97 of life lost based on the age of the Associate Editor, News Mrs. Robinson seduces stamp recipients through the wolves remain in New Mexico. person. Leading causes of death Dennis Domrzalski at Aux Dog end of the year, a move that were cancer and heart disease; (505) 306-3260 keeps 17,500 people from losing Single moms violent deaths, such as suicide Managing Editor/Arts Editor their benefits. U.S. District Judge and homicide; and chronic liver Samantha Anne Carrillo Kenneth Gonzales’ injunction Albuquerque ranks 54th on the disease. (505) 345-4080 ext. 804 stops the imposition of the re- list of the 150 best cities for single quirements through Dec. 31. Gov. mothers, according to a study by Zoo run Online Editor [Page 28] Susana Martinez had sought to WalletHub. Scottsdale, Ariz., and Juani Hopwood impose work requirements on Madison, Wis., are the best while The 31st annual Run for the Zoo, (505) 345-4080 ext. 816, [email protected] #BoomBox #music non-disabled people ages 18-49 San Bernardino and Fresno, an event to raise money for the Circulation Manager New Thao & TGDSD, Calif. are the worst, the study Albuquerque BioPark, will be receiving food stamps. New Steve Cabiedes M. Ward, Heron Oblivion Mexico has the highest unem- found. The company measured held May 1. Runners and walkers (505) 345-4080 ext. 815 incomes and cost of living, hous- will course through the Huning ployment rate in the nation. As of Design ing affordability and access to Castle, Barelas, Raynolds and the end of January, 514,298 New Terry Kocon, C.S. Tiefa Mexicans received food stamp childcare, healthcare and welfare West Park neighborhoods, which [Page 22] assistance, a 9.7 percent increase benefits. will be closed to non-emergency Photography #BitesOfBurque #nom from the same time last year. vehicular traffic starting at 6 Mark Bralley, Mark Holm, Juan Antonio Labreche, Liz Lopez, Photo © Steven DeRoma Photography Dying young a.m. The cost for the run ranges Adria Malcolm All the ABQ food news Enroll in Wildlife Rescue New Mexico Leg traps New Mexico Department of from $15 to $55 depending on Staff Reporter that’s fit to eat Health statistics show that the the event. For more information, Rene Thompson Animal Protection of New Mex- visit: runforthezoo.org ico and The Humane Society of counties with the lowest rates of Contributors this issue the United States filed state and premature death are Harding, Emily Ashby, Ty Bannerman, Andrew Beale, Barry Gaines, ANNUAL VOLUNTEER TRAINING Los Alamos, Doña Ana and San- Food trucks federal challenges to the validity Gary Glasgow, Juani Hopwood, Ariane Jarocki, Bob Klein, We can use your help in returning of New Mexico’s expansion of doval Counties, while the least- The Great New Mexico Food Dan Klein, Ian Maksik, Joe Monahan, Sayrah Namasté, cougar trapping. The New Mex- healthy counties are Rio Arriba, Truck & Beer Festival returns to Greg Payne, Joey Peters, Robert Reich, M. Brianna Stallings, injured and orphaned animals back into the wild. ico Game and Fish Commission Sierra, McKinley, Quay and Mora the Albuquerque International Richard Stevens, Rene Thompson, Tom Tomorrow, BBlanketY SAMANTHA ANNE CARRILLO Statement approved a new rule to allow counties. Despite a high rate of Balloon Museum on Saturday, Christa Valdez If you want to help, we have THREE TRAINING SESSIONS cougar trapping on 9 million violent crime, Bernalillo County April 9. At least 15 food trucks, Copy Editors this year: acres of state trust land and ranks seventh on the healthy many with local craft beers, will Wendy Fox Dial, Jim Wagner counties list. Santa Fe ranked operate from noon to 6 p.m. Saturday, April 2, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. trapping on private land without Sales Director (505) 345-4080 eighth. The list was derived General admission tickets are $5. a permit. It’s the first time in Pam Gutierrez x803 Saturday, April 9, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Sales Representatives (505) 345-4080 Saturday, April 16, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. (mammal training) Abby Feldman x802 ABQ Free Press Pulp News Cory Calamari x810 Come to the Wildlife Rescue Clinic, 2901 Candelaria Rd. N.W. COMPILED BY ABQ FREE PRESS STAFF Sherri J. Barth x813 (located at the entrance to the Rio Grande Nature Center) Operations Manager Water and snacks provided but we encourage you to bring Slam Bam that diverts semen from the penis greenhouse warming, Mari- Abby Feldman (505) 345-4080, Ext. 802 your own lunch. Each session has a half-hour break. back into the testicles. The valve anne Lavelle wrote in National Professional wrestler Joey Published every other week by: Cost of training manual: $25 has an even tinier rocker switch Geographic. That period, known Ryan was grappling with his Great Noggins LLC Courtesy of artist to allow normal flow during sex. as the Paleocene-Eocene Ther- P.O. Box 6070 girlfriend, Laura James in an cott Daniel Williams debuts outdoor installation “From Pink, To Blood Red” at The implant is 1.8 cm long and mal Maximum, or PETM, was Albuquerque, NM 87197-6070 intergender pro wrestling match Downtown exhibition space Off Lomas (602 13th Street N.W.) on Wednesday, March 30. weighs 2 grams. The user can marked by a massive release of S Reserve your spot at JOBS INCLUDE: in San Diego when he dropped Publishers Williams’ new work takes the form of 10 four-foot-by-six-foot flags. Fashioned from disaster [email protected] flip the switch through the thin to one knee, presented an the Earth’s natural carbon stores Will Ferguson and Dan Vukelich blankets, these flags present a de-contextualized stanza of Williams’ poetry: “This Valley is Join in Wildlife Rescue • Feeding the animals skin of the scrotum. The inventor, into the atmosphere. It’s not New Mexico’s efforts. • Receiving injured and orphaned animals engagement ring and proposed. Cover Illustration filling with the blood of ghosts, and we are as close to drowning in blankets as we have ever To the cheers of the crowd, James Clemens Bimek, says the valve clear what caused the PETM, been.” “From Pink,” the site’s second installation, will be on display through June 19. Last year we cared for • Transport Gary Glasgow more than 2,000 wild said yes. The couple embraced, can be surgically implanted in a but eruptions in an intense • Cleaning cages, enclosures Get more details at: bit.ly/FromPink animals. and kissed, Ryan put the ring on half hour while the patient is un- period of volcanism and methane Corrections policy: • Releasing birds back into the wild It is the policy of ABQ Free Press to correct • Office and telephone help her finger and promptly body- der local anaesthetic. He hopes gas release are suspects. errors in a timely fashion. Contact the editors • Manning booths at shows, events slammed James to the mat. He the device will make vasecto- The excess carbon triggered a at the email addresses on this page. not only gained a fiancée but a mies, which cannot always be 5°C (9°F) temperature increase, Corrections: win in the ring, according to the reversed, a thing of the past. along with drought, floods, In the March 9 issue, the following quote was misattributed. It was Ed Harness, Where to find U.K.’s Daily Mail. insect plagues, and extinctions. head of Albuquerque’s Civilian Police Oversight Agency, who said that APD Lt. Glenn SIGN UP TODAY! our paper? St. Onge, who oversees crisis training for the department, “did express his preference Going prehistoric The new analysis of the sediment List of more than for the Portland model as opposed to the Memphis model” of policing during a Petcock The carbon emissions rate is ten record concludes that the carbon For more info, call: 550 locations presentation that Harness attended. A German researcher says he has times greater today than during rush at the start of the PETM ex- (505) 344-2500 developed a male contraceptive the prehistoric hot period that is tended over at least 4,000 years, at freeabq.com In the March 9 issue, in an article about the Albuquerque Rapid Transit project, — a tiny valve in the scrotum the closest precedent for today’s she wrote. the name of Maria Bautista was misspelled. NEWS ABQ FREE PRESS • March 23 – April 5, 2016 • 5 Santolina Seeks $2 Billion in Road, Sewer Subsidies BY DENNIS DOMRZALSKI as it a lie, lawyer talk, extreme hair-splitting or Wdouble-speak? Last May, attorney John Salazar told the Bernalillo County Commission that the proposed 14,000-acre Santolina master-planned community would not seek a public subsidy to build the roads, sewers, water lines and other infrastructure the project will need.