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CS dept. talent show ‘Nique food review SLAP YO MAMA Think the CS department is just full of We’ve found a great restaurant for all dorks who never see the sun? Wait— you hungry students—the Technique’s Techlique • Friday, April 1, 2001 those dorks can sing! Page 18.5 yummy pizza! Page 21.33 Eagerly-anticipated DVDs hits local shelves By Jayson Wehrend quality work here, people. Al- had to sell to enjoy them. Now Obi-wan! though it’s not to be believed, on to the individual discs. these new discs are the Direc- Star Wars: Ah the movie that Never before in the history tor’s Definitive Editions (at least started it all, finally in a digital of DVD has the release of any until next Christmas when a new format. After the 10 minute long series of movies been so hotly special edition version is slated THX-MS demo, the movie fi- anticipated. For years, forums for release). nally rolls. Nothing is more im- have clamored for the release of What’s even more impres- pressive than hearing that initial the Star Wars films, and innu- sive is what the producers were blast of sound as the titles roll merable fanboys have wept open- able to achieve with their sur- (except, again, having my kid- ly for a bare glimpse of the future round sound. Each of these mov- neys back). production. Now, their wait is Almost immediately you can finally over. see Lucas’ improvements. At the has finally re- In the cantina dinner table scene, Uncle Owen leased what he calls his “Super briefly mentions how Luke’s fa- Duper Extra Special Edition”. scene, a few new ther was the only human pod These 3 discs come in an attrac- aliens were added. racing champion. Awed, Luke tive paper bag emblazoned with asks why he never heard about the logo. A warning I was delighted to this and what pod racing was. to collectors—don’t get too ea- see Alf and French The confused silence that fol- ger to open it, because the bag lows is brilliant. rips easily. Stewart enjoying a Another change is when Luke Each of these movies sports a brew together. talks to Obi-wan about his fa- brand new transfer certified by ther. Ben now mentions how an the new THX-MS (More Spe- immediate friendship formed be- cial) process. The fan can now tween himself and Anikin, even be assured of the perfect cinema ies now contains a new format though there was a 20-year age experience since a company of audio track. This new 12- difference between them. He also owned and started by Lucas says channel sound format requires recognized C3PO and told Luke this transfer is quality. the purchase of brand new DVD how his dad made him. 3PO’s Unlike the previous THX cer- player and audio receiver, or the response was a confused “What?” tification, you can’t just go out sound won’t work at all. After that the changes are very and buy THX-MS. It requires Now I’ll be the first one to minor. In the cantina scene, a By Carrie Chin / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS an arduous process of sucking say more channels of sound is a few new aliens were added. I Luke: “Hey, these may be the new Star Wars DVDs, but I’m still a whiny little brat!” up to Lucas while you hand over beautiful thing...even if it turns Leia: “You’re about to hit on me again, but you’re my brother. Ew ew! Get away!” the money. We’re talking real out that I do miss the kidneys I See Lucas, page 23 Musical talent Britney Spears to enroll at Tech this fall By Casey Fiesler Wizard, and I decided that I tures of celebrities, but I’m not Oops, she did it again wanted to be just like him. Lat- so sure about that. I’ve never er, I met Madonna and Cher, actually used a computer, but I The last few months have and changed my mind—but I figure that college is the best marked that season of turbu- figure scientists can wear short place to learn new and challeng- lence in every high school se- skirts too.” ing things!” nior’s life—college acceptance Britney hasn’t declared a ma- When asked why she chose time. Georgia Tech does its own jor yet, and admits that she’s Tech instead of a school where share of making dreams come she could study music or perfor- true, and after an anonymous mance, she pointed out that her tip perked our interest, the Tech- “When I was on current musical career might not nique came across a list of stu- be a permanent one. dents accepted for this fall. the Mickey Mouse “After all,” she said, “most of One of the names appearing Club, I got to meet my appeal is my controversial on next year’s roster may sound sexuality. When I’m in my 20s, familiar to music fans—Ms. Brit- Mr. Wizard, and I I’ll lose the publicity and have to ney Spears. That’s right—the wanted to be just rely on my talent. Even I know music industry’s most notori- that’s not a sure bet!” She added ous “naughty schoolgirl” is ac- like him.” that she chose Tech because she tually going to school, and she’s Britney Spears wanted something solid to fall chosen Tech as her new home. on her future aspirations back on, “like chemical engi- In an interview, she discussed neering, or physics.” what influenced her decision to Britney also sees her enroll- apply to Georgia Tech. “I’ve al- ment at Tech as an opportunity ways been interested in science,” having trouble deciding. “I’m to reestablish a normal social life. she admitted, adding that she considering computer science,” However, she does possess legit- “even passed” her biology class she confided. “I’m really curi- imate concerns about fitting in while she was still in high school. ous about the whole Internet with other Tech students. “I’m Courtesy THE INTERNET “When I was on the Mickey thing. I hear you can find all Everyone’s favorite pop queen has named Georgia Tech as her school of choice Mouse Club, I got to meet Mr. sorts of things… even naked pic- See Britney, page 23 for higher education. No one knows as of yet what her Quake screen name will be.

Young’s next stop: Cirque! Killer LAN party soon Campus theater In a surprise announcement yesterday, Student Life There will be a LAN party somewhere on Still wondering what’s going to Fellow Chris Young detailed his plans to join the cast of campus next Friday, April 6. We can only happen to the bookstore? The Tech- Cirque du Soleil as a mime. “It all started when I went to assume that the event will entail such enter- nique was recently told that the space a Cirque performance here in Atlanta last semester. I fell taining activities as a Quake tournament and will be used to construct a movie in love with the mimes’ unique abilities to convey speed-programming contest. The grand prize theater. This should become a real anything...without words!” said Young. winner will be given the chance to create the boon to the entertainment indus- “Since I’m known to ramble on and on to anyone next Napster. Refreshments will include com- try on this campus. who will listen, I thought becoming a Cirque mime puter-shaped cookies and caffeine IVs. The venue will have an incredi- would be a real challenge for me,” he continued. Though Sadly, the Technique is forced to report that ble 50 screens—the largest in the he admits that leaving Tech—and traveling far from his this announcement is not an April Fools joke. United States—and will show a vast hometown of Fitzgerald, Georgia—will be hard, Young Repeat, this is not an April Fools joke. Howev- variety of films for the low student asserts that he is “ready to begin life anew...silently.” By Carter Green / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS er, we wish it was. cost of 25 cents. 18 • Sunday, April 1, 2001 • Techlique ENTERTAINMENT Shop West Side, win great prizes ...0 10 10101010101...... Two Bits By Chuks Ibeji So granted, the chances of hav- Other prizes read like a list that April 1st is traditionally a day of very confused four years. Slap Yo Mama Staff ing one’s card swiped at the right would be Santa’s nightmare. A cruise good-natured fun at the expense of April, 2000: Brigham Young Uni- moment are pretty slim. Neverthe- for two to Jamaica, $5,000 cash, others; however, the entire month versity students created their own When the West Side Market less, it can happen. In fact, it has and even a 2001 Hyundai Sonata! of April seems to breed its own brand branch of Fight Club, complete with opened, the intention was to pro- happened. Needless to say, business has def- of fools. Here, for your reading plea- minimal fighting rules and hundreds vide students with a place on cam- The first lucky winner surfaced initely picked up. There have been sure, is a small sampling of these of screaming fans. The strange part pus to do their shopping. The last week. Chad King, a junior, won standing lines just to get in the door. recent April fools. Remember, this is yet to come—the BYU honor alternative was a trip to Kroger or tickets to this year’s Final Four! That’s The WSM is on pace to post a very may be the April Fools issue of the code has no ordinances prohibiting BP. However, from then till now, right, the Final Four! The one in welcome positive profit this month. Technique, but every news short in fighting of any kind…but the hon- the WSM hasn’t lived up to expec- Minneapolis! Do yourself a favor and swing by this column is true. or code does prohibit the viewing of tations. An ecstatic King said afterwards, the WSM, and don’t forget to bring April, 2000: Barry and Rhonda R-Rated movies (which “Fight Club” Student support in the form of “I went in just to pick up some your Buzz Card. Who knows, may- Conrad were grief-stricken when is). paying customers has been feeble at aspirin. And I got tickets to the Four. be your next swipe could help pay their child was stillborn. Anxious to Even better/worse, the fights were best. Poor sales have made the quaint That’s not too shabby.” your tuition. discover the reason the stillbirth oc- scheduled in the middle of the night, shop a financial burden to the cam- curred, the couple requested to see in order to allow participants to first pus. Losses are continuously mea- the body before it was sent to the go to their traditional Mormon “fam- sured in tens of thousands of dollars funeral home. ily home evenings.” Aww…such re- per month. This was not to be however, as sponsible men of the house…and In a last ditch effort, last week the hospital attendants had acci- later, the hospital. the WSM began to implement “Su- dentally left the body in some dirty April, 2000: A Russian reporter per Sting Swipes.” A silly name? sheets. The body had been washed, in the town of Ivanovo shot a piece Yes, most definitely. However, the bleached and dried by the time the on a housewife happily taking care new campaign has begun to create mistake was discovered. If you think of her family while her soldier-hus- quite a storm. the would-be parents were upset, band was away as a peacekeeper in Consider this scenario: good ol’ you should have seen the undertak- Kosovo. However, minutes before George Burdell goes to the WSM er. filming, the reporter heard that the to pick up washing detergent and April, 2000: Sean Dix, inventor husband had just been killed on Fig Newtons. He whips out his buzz of an innovative dental-floss-hold- duty. card to pay the bill. All of a sudden er, sent Ted Turner and CNN the Seizing an amazing opportuni- lights flash and sirens go off. final fax in a 4-year-long series of ty, the reporter shot some “before” The reason for all of the com- 6,000 scathing protests against scenes, in which the unwitting wife motion is that George’s swipe was CNN’s negative review of his prod- sighed happily over her husband’s no ordinary swipe. It was a Super uct. Fax #6,001 was a death threat nearing return, and then the “after” Sting Swipe. on Ted Turner himself. Interest- scene where he informed her of the A SSS occurs when the correct ingly, the #6,001’s first line read: death, which featured the woman card is swiped at the correct time. A “It is at this point that I have come sobbing hysterically. I know I would computer at the WSM designates a to the end of my attempts to deal do anything to see a poor Russian random Buzz Card as a winner. The with you in a rational manner.” woman weep uncontrollably, only catch is that the lucky Buzz By Rebecca Cutri-Kohart / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS Of course, Dix didn’t know that wouldn’t you? Card ID number is refreshed every Rosalind Meyers visited the West Side Market after the premiere of he was misdialing each time. In other minute on the minute. Auxiliary! The Musical, hoping her Buzz Card would be a quick winner. news, Times Magazine staff had a See Two Bits, page 21

I’m late! I’m late! For a very important date! (yeah, with my pillow) ENTERTAINMENT Techlique • Sunday, April 1, 2001 • 19 ‘N*NIQUE rockets to stardom with ‘Stop the Presses’ By Ivana Stokkum in’ Up My Paper,” “Check My Body sure we’re on the right path vocally, and caused such commotion that night at the Georgia Dome. Wants some hot C.B. action Copy,” “My Love Couldn’t Fit in a and also keeps us out of trouble on the New York Police Department “We gotta represent our home- Photo Square,” and the title track, the road, which is really important closed off Broadway due to the thongs boys and home-girls here in the A- A new boy band has risen to the “Stop the Presses.” for a group like ours.” of fans storming the streets. T-L,” said C.B. Tickets for the two top of the Billboard charts, and this Andrew, or Jelly as he is known “With all those girls following Carson Daly, host of the pro- shows are currently averaging $1000 time it’s not from Orlando, and it by the throngs of adoring pre-teen Derek, someone’s gotta look out gram was amazed with the high qual- each on the street. wasn’t created on a television show. fans, is the real talent in this group. for him, you know?” said Special K. ity of ‘N*NIQUE’s music. “Wow. After Atlanta, the group will hit These five bodacious boys hail from “His range is even larger than Justin Stop The Presses, released on the They’re just incredible. And they 70 other cities on every continent, right here at the Georgia Institute Timberlake’s, and his falsetto is far new StuPubs Records label, sold can write almost as well as they sing.” playing such exotic locales as Young- of Technology. In fact, their histo- superior,” said Kurt Loder of MTV 300 million copies in its first day of “I also hear that a couple of them stown, Ohio; Budapest, Hungary; ry takes its roots in room 137 of the News. release, shattering the previous are engineers too, which boggles my Osaka, Japan; Brisbane, Australia; Student Services Building. Kimberly McSweeney, 12, from records held by such second-rate mind. I don’t think there has ever and a history-making, ABC-televised, Previously known as the office Roswell, was quoted as saying “Jelly groups as the Backstreet Boys. been an engineer-pop star, but these live concert from the ice floes of of the student newspaper, the Tech- is so hot! I want to be his peanut Rolling Stone writer Frank Daz- guys just break the mold in all ways.” Antarctica. They will be the first nique, this room is now famous and butter!” by-Smith called the new “a So what’s next for the boys of musical group to ever perform while visited by tourists worldwide as the Derek gets the most attention tour de force. These guys are mas- ‘N*NIQUE? Their world tour be- standing on a moving and floating birthplace of the sensational from the young ladies, though. sive talents.” gins with two sold out, standing- block of ice. ‘N*NIQUE. This week their album, Known by the other members of Before the start of their world- room-only concerts in The sky is the limit for Stop The Presses, the group as the wide tour, ‘N*NIQUE stopped by Atlanta—April 5 at the Robert Ferst ‘N*NIQUE, and this reporter can’t hit #1 on Bill- “teen idol,” the Times Square studios of TRL, Center for the Arts, and the next wait to see how high they fly. board, and their “He’s my dawg, but Derek has to video “Tearin’ check into hotels Up My Paper” he’s definitely a bad under pseud- was retired after boy. I wouldn’t want onyms on every 65 consecutive trip, and the ob- appearances on to face C.B. in a fight session young MTV’s Total Re- in a dark alley. Ever.” girls have with quest Live. him is immense. ‘N*NIQUE Jody Jenny Hopkins- was founded one ‘N*NIQUE Founder Hall, 11, a sixth late Wednesday grader from Al- night, when while pharetta, was re- trying to stay awake assembling a cently sent to a juvenile detention paper, the five guys started to sing facility for stalking Derek on their and realized they were making some recent tour and taking photographs impressive harmony. It then dawned of him in his hotel room shower. on Jody, the dashingly handsome Chris, or C.B. as he is known by managing editor, that there was op- all, brings a rough edge to portunity to be had if they started a ‘N*NIQUE. He has a deep bari- band. tone that lays the foundation for He said, “Dudes, we could so the group’s harmonies, but his atti- start a band!” The four others agreed tude seems defiant. that they had incredible vocal tal- Jody said of C.B. “he’s my dawg, ent that would go to waste, and the but he’s definitely a bad boy and worldwide phenomenon was born. brings the rest of the group down Jody, the founder of the group, sometimes. I wouldn’t want to face is the real brains of the operation. C.B. in a fight in a dark alley. Ever.” An accomplished singer and song- The fifth member of the ensem- writer before forming this group, ble brings a maturity not often seen By Daniel Uhlig / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS he has written every song the band in pop groups. Special K is “like our ‘N*NIQUE members C.B., Special K, Jody, Jelly, and Derek rehearse a dance routine for the music video for has ever performed, including “Tear- big brother,” said Jelly. “He makes “My Love Couldn’t Fit in a Photo Square,” one of the many smash hits from their debut album, Stop the Presses.

I would just like to say, for the record, that I laughed very hard at the article above. Especially the part about C.B. being the “bad boy.” 20 • Sunday, April 1, 2001 • Techlique ENTERTAINMENT Onward and Crossword By Kit FitzSimons 52. “Yay!” 18. Prefix for pad or port April, come what May… 55. Lean 23. College official Ask a Silly Question 57. DLXXVII + CDLXXIV 25. Finish a flight ACROSS 59. Purposes 27. Lady of the night 1234 567 1. Tsp. or Tbs. 61. Extinct animal 28. Oyster kin 4. Amer. Agcy. 64. March part 30. Famous Mineo 8 9 10 11 12 7. Half a monsoon pest 71. At no time 31. Allowance (hyph) 10. Military action 72. Famous missing person 33. Look sleepy, perhaps 13 14 15 13. Diana of “Mystery” 73. Aussie ostrich 34. Soccer star Hamm

16 17 18 16. April 1 joke response (4 wds) 74. Anti-litter org. 37. Test tube, for one 19. Barking animal 75. Jet 38. “_____ and the King”

19 20 20. Chip in, in a way 76. Pen end 39. Freud’s concern 21. Dirty pond (obs.) 41. Blackjack 21 22 23 24 25 26 22. Communist DOWN 42. “I’ll get right _____.” (2 wds) 24. Every 1. Anime festival (abbr) 43. Little goat 27 28 29 26. Will Ferrel’s show (abbr) 2. Earth’s neighbor 49. Neat 27. A&E hook-up? 3. Oak or elm 51. Helper 30 31 32 29. Curve type 4. Grippe 52. Mess up 32. James Bond writer 5. “Californian” peninsula 53. Former tennis champ Athur 33 34 34. Bad, to Bebe 6. Logo 54. Pull hard 35. Tiny battery type 7. Three prefix 56. Milne’s creation 35 36 37 38 36. -out explosions 8. Avarice and envy 58. Milan’s currency

39 40 41 42 43 45. Commercial writer 9. Waffles you’ll envy 60. 12-_____ program 46. Use a sofa 11. Staff 62. Pairs

44 45 46 47. Spanish year 12. “Como _____ usted?” 63. Kills, in gang slang 48. Peach seed 14. Fed (hyph) 65. Tied 47 48 50. “_____ to Joy” 15. Get dough for 68. Long time 51. _____ carte (2 wds) 17. Lawn site 70. Emulate Aladdin technique: behind the scences

“My toes are damn sexy.”

“I was the number one stu orgs draft pick for Fall 2000.”

“I have violated the half plus seven rule.”

“I love to be seen.”

Attention Chris Young: the idea for the blurb about you becoming a mime was not my idea. I just wrote it. Hee hee hee... ENTERTAINMENT Techlique • Sunday, April 1, 2001 • 21

Two Bits from page 19 Critics acclaim newcomer musical ‘Auxiliary!’ April, 2000: The Wall Street Jour- By Lulu Libbel frustrations and jubilations as they Brittain, played masterfully by Randy es girl, guy gets girl back” comedic nal reported an amazing boom in Special to the ‘Lique discover whether or not they have McDow, who amazed the opening fashion, Rozzie is almost forced to the number of successful lawsuits reached the “promised land” of the night audience with his newly dis- leave her job in Auxiliary Services by Japanese senior citizens against Auxiliary! The Musical, which ULC. covered falsetto talents. to pursue a career elsewhere. Rich- their children for neglecting to prop- opened in Atlanta this past week- A poignant solo, performed in a The production takes a differ- ie, devastated at the possibility of erly care for them. “This’ll teach end, has received nothing but posi- cameo appearance by Governor Chris ent turn when a conflict arises be- losing his love, sacrifices all. In his you to forget about how we put you tive reviews from theater critics. The Young, asks “Terry Sichta, Where tween the two lead characters, Rozzie heartfelt musical soliloquoy “Bring through college!” comedy takes the audience through Are You?” and Richie, sung by Julie Andrews Her Home” Richie asks why Rozzie April, 2000: Most people have a magical, song-filled journey of a The audience is immediately and Nathan Lane. Their compel- had to make such fatal career mis- seen the promotional hot dog launch- university’s Auxiliary Services de- thrown into an exciting production ling duet, “Phantom of the Flag takes, with “Why administration, ers at baseball games, but how many partment in peril. number entitled “Food, Glorious Building,” is expected to win a Tony why today? Why does she have to have seen them backfire? The Tor- The opening number, “Selection Food!” with a show-stopping solo in the upcoming year. leave this way?” onto Blue Jays did, as the device Samba,” vividly describes student by Diane, the Omelet Lady from In classic “guy likes girl, guy los- Richie decides he can save his failed to launch whole hotdogs, in- love’s career by sacrificing his own stead spewing torn-up hot dog re- success. He takes the blame for count- mains into the stands. less horrors, from food poisioning Even better, a vegetarian Blue in the dining halls to philandering Jays fan told reporters she was close funds through housing and laun- to suing, saying, “What if I had my dering it using Buzz-card operated mouth open and a piece of hot dog student washing machines. landed in my mouth?” Lady, they’re Richie’s troubles worsen when ballpark dogs! I’m not vegetarian, his crimes are determined by the and I’d still sue if one were in my university’s administration. The mouth! character of President G. Wayne April, 2001: Reportedly, shoot- Clough, played by J.R. Spriggle, ing will begin on Pathe Pictures’ (a interrogates Richie in the heated British company) new box office “Master of the House.” hit: “Thunderpants.” The film is a Fortunately all the characters’ comedy about an 11-year-old with problems are solved when the prophet “an amazing ability to break wind,” Terry Sichta visits town, much to a talent which leads him from fame the delight of all the embattled char- to death row (not the label) and acters. Sichta runs all over campus finally to the fulfillment of his life- putting out fires while singing “how long dream to be an astronaut. I do you solve a problem like the Sting- kind of like the idea of an 11-year- er?” old on Death Row…but I mean the The musical’s finale, “Semesters label. of Love,” brought the audience to That’s all the time we have this its feet, and at times, to tears, as a week. Until next time, this is Two By Kristi Odom / STUDENT PUBLICATIONS repentant Rozzie and a jubilant Rich- Bits Man saying, “April Fools…but Ensemble cast members of the new Auxiliary! The Musical perform in the production number “Food, Glorious ie embrace and continue their love. not really!” Food.” The show, about an embattled university auxiliary services department, recently opened in Atlanta. Auxiliary! It’s Tony-bound!

I am amused with myself at the way I handled the fact that the crossword clues were too long for the space. You figure it out. 22 • Sunday, April 1, 2001 • Techlique ENTERTAINMENT

changed in it, in my opinion. The They can-can for a good 20 min- ship explodes in space, the pilot Lucas from page 17 whole movie was done in such a utes while Boba Fett does The Ro- manages to eject in time—just like Britney from page 17 way that it avoided suffering from bot in the background. I was so in GI Joe! That way, you never have some of the same problems the oth- happy I forgot that the heroes lost to worry about anyone really get- was delighted to see Alf and French er two films faced. this battle. ting hurt. All of the scenes are a little shy,” she said. “I hear Tech Stewart from 3rd Rock from the Sun In an effort to capitalize on the : I’m sorry to expanded, including a new love story guys are really picky…I hope I can enjoying a brew together. After Han book and game release, Lucas has say that everyone’s favorite part of involving two of the furry little ted- get dates.” shoots Greedo, he makes sure to snuck a couple of references to Shad- dy bears and Chewbacca. The whole She expresses interest in continu- mention that it was only set on stun ows of the Empire into the movie. thing was very sweet and gave fur- ing her musical training, but feels (to prove he’s really nice guy and The only big changes occur when In the end Luke ther evidence to Chewbacca’s pos- that she would like to take a break not a smuggler). Luke meets up with Yoda. When he sible bisexuality. from singing. Instead, she plans to Another nice change occurs in argues with Kenobi about training doesn’t get his hand Just before Lando shoots the core join the marching band. the scenes where Obi-wan is train- Luke, he mentions that Anakin was cut off, because it was of the , Obi-wan speaks “I think it would be great to get ing Luke. He explains in detail how too young when he was 10, so Luke to him...“use them Mitichlorians, into the football games for free,” the Force, which binds the universe is way too old to start training. He deemed too extreme Lando!”. Naturally he does and the she reasoned. “I’ve always wanted together, is actually just a bunch of also mentions how Anakin is the for children. Death Star blows up really good. to learn to play the trombone.” little microorganisms called promised one but that he still hasn’t On to the Ewok celebration, the Britney was excited to learn of Mitichlorians. That of course figured it out yet. suspicious absence of Chewbacca her acceptance to Tech, which she prompts Luke to start whining an- In the end Luke doesn’t get his from the party, and roll credits. credits to her high SAT score (she noyingly again. The rest of the movie hand cut off, because it was deemed Jedi has been removed. No more I have to say this is the release of told the Technique that she nearly is pretty much as we all remember too extreme for children. The last will we see Carrie Fisher in her all- Star Wars my heart has always longed broke 1000), and the top writing it—the only other notable change scene has been changed as well— metal bikini. Lucas said it was inap- for. Now if I can just wait until style of her essay entitled “All the was that instead of “Use the Force, Lucas is quoted on the box saying propriate for children, so she now Christmas, then I can finally get Money I Can Donate.” Luke,” the quote has become “Use that he didn’t want to end Empire wears a rather disappointing cheer- some extras for these discs, because Britney says she will be proud to them Mitichlorians, Luke”. on such a downer, so they came up leader outfit that shows no cleavage they certainly don’t come with any call herself a Yellow Jacket starting : Now with an entirely new CG ending. whatsoever. now. At a suggested retail price of this August. “Just so long as I don’t on to my favorite of the trilogy. Basically, it’s a new dance scene fea- Other than that, all the changes $150 I highly recommend these ex- have to wear one,” she adds. “Yel- Empire never really needed much turing the Ugnauts from Cloud City. were for the best. Now every time a ceptional DVDs. low washes me out.” technique: behind the scenes

“I am your daddy.”

“I like boys. Boys like me.”

“Carter and I are not dating.”

“Chris and I are not dating.”

“Yeah, I’ll kiss you. Psych!”

SGA president? I vote for either the parking Nazi, or the crazed Stinger driver.