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Contents protips...........................................................................................4 How to be a Boss.....................................................................23 Lifehacks 2.0.............................................................................24 How to be successful.............................................................25 Workout......................................................................................30 Cornell note-taking Method...............................................31 Guide for clear Skin................................................................32 How to succeed without Talent.........................................33 How to download Music......................................................34 Preparing your Computer for ACTA.................................35 5 Tips to help you ace that job Interview.......................36 How to make a paper look longer....................................37 Getting out of the Friendzone in 7 easy steps.............38 How to build your own File-server...................................40 Life Hacks...................................................................................47 How to be Pro around the House.....................................95 How to be Awesome.............................................................96 Lucid Dreaming.......................................................................97 How to open a new Book..................................................104 How to flirt with pretty Girls.............................................105 Coffee 101..............................................................................110 You dropped food on the floor, do you eat it?..........111 A rar in your jpeg?...............................................................112 3 minute Brownies..............................................................113 Basic tips to go from Beta to Alpha...............................114 88 Truths.................................................................................126 38 lessons I‘ve learned in 38 years................................130 Cooking Tips..........................................................................136 13 Things a burglar won‘t tell You..................................141 Body Hacks.............................................................................144 Mindful Rituals......................................................................149 Girl-Tips....................................................................................151 How to not fail at Life..........................................................155 Life Experience......................................................................162 Life Tips....................................................................................175 Do these Things....................................................................327 How to change Your Life in 10 Steps.............................329 Life Hacks 3.0.........................................................................334 Starbucks secret Menu.......................................................340 When dealing with the Police..........................................342 The little but really useful Guide to Creativity............344 Windows 7 Antivirus............................................................345 Tips for Everyone..................................................................347 So you forgot your School Paper.....................................351 Protips 2..................................................................................352 Last Words...............................................................................361 Protips -Next time you lose your phone charger, don‘t buy another one. Go to a hotel and say you think you lost it there. It‘s the #1 most left behind item at hotels, so most places have a big bin filled with every phone charger imaginable. -to get free air (for your tires) at Shell gas stations, press the button on the side of the pump three times. The pump will start without you having to insert any coins. -I worked at an engine manufacturing plant for a while. Don‘t ever buy a car on its very first generation. Most of the time, the tech is just pushed out the door and used to test it in the field so that the second gen can be much, much more stable. -If you tip the pizza guy well, he will deliver your food first. -I work at a car dealership, and I‘m always amazed at how easy it is to get a rock bottom price on a car, especially new. Once you‘ve chosen the car you want, go inside the building and let the salesman show you his offer. Tell them you‘re going to go to another dealership (preferably the same size or bigger) and see if you can get a better offer. The next price you get will likely be unbeatable. Follow through anyway just to be safe. With used cars, you will want to find two nearly identical cars at different dealerships. Follow the process above, though you might have to go back and forth a few times. If you don‘t give your last name or phone number, they‘ll feel extra compelled to give you a reason to come back. Dealerships would rather have you be their customer than someone else‘s, no matter how little Page 4 they make on the deal. Also, you‘ll be better off doing business in person. All in all, this should only take a day. -Anytime that you book a hotel room through a 3rd party website, like Expedia, you are not actually guaranteed the room type that you booked. I work at a hotel, and people get screwed over if they happen to make their reservation on a night when we are sold out. We try to accommodate everyone, but we only have so many 2 Queen Non- Smoking rooms. So call ahead to be sure that your family of 5 won‘t be stuck in a Smoking King Jacuzzi room. Also, hotels sometimes remove the ashtrays from rooms and stick an Air- Zone in there. This makes it „non-smoking“. -Actually this is an industry standard for many retailers (food to clothing) xx.95 is regular price xx.99 is the sale xx.97 is last call clearance before it is sent to liquidators. -If you want to buy anything expensive from Apple on their website you can save 15-20% . Log in/create an account, go to the configurator and spec out what you want, then go to checkout, but do not buy. Do nothing else for about 7-10 days. You should then get a call from Apple offering a deal if you buy then and there. Worked for my iMac. -Do something for free once a month (if possible). For example, If you deliver pizzas, give one away for free and pay for it yourself. Don‘t go half way, either - do it up right, and do it once a month. Our business develops applications (web, desktop, mobile) and develops online marketing strategies for small to medium sized businesses (email marketing, local online targeting, etc.), and I make it a point to do something for free once a month. This month I‘m helping a local auto repair business create a cheap, effective marketing strategy. Business is tough for them, and they operate in a college town (big college, 45k+ people) so I suggested advertising to the students and faculty. They are a solid business, they‘ve always done quality work for me (4 years going), Page 5 and it‘s only going to take 10 hours of my month to put a decent plan into action for these people and have them take the wheel once it‘s up and running. Do it because it makes you feel good, do it because it gets you more business, do it because you‘re bored, I don‘t care what motivates you, just do it. -1.You can use the telnet program to connect directly to SMTP mail servers, and send an email ( or text message ) from anyone to anyone. 2.Subway has no reliable way of doing inventory, so if you have a friend who works there, they can hook you up pretty easily. 3.Ettercap, airoscript, and Nessus. 4.Don‘t talk to hookers with walkie talkies Edit / Update : At subway they do count stuff, the problem is if you want extra lettuce, or pickles, or something other than meat, they do not keep track of that. Also if a worker accidentally puts mayo on your sandwich, and you didn‘t want mayo, they throw the whole thing away without voiding, or counting the lost sandwich. I work for a surviellance company and one of the biggest problems we have had to date is how to reliably control theit, keep it on the dl. -@ walmart, hold down all 4 corner buttons on the credit card machine to reboot it and piss of the next customer in line (behind you) who wouldn‘t shut the fuck up. -If you‘re looking for a hooker, grab your camera and tell them you wanna take nude photos of them. This is not illegal and 99% of undercover cops won‘t let you take them. -If you‘re at a rave and don‘t feel like paying $5-$20 for a bottle of water, which is how we make the majority of our income, tell a member of the staff (preferably an organiser [we shuffle around a lot and talk on walkie talkies]) that you were given some kind of pill and now you‘re feeling Page 6 dehydrated. The last thing we want is a hospital run, and unless I‘m really busy I‘ll personally bring you over to the merchant table and lift a couple of bottles for you. This may also work in nightclubs and at festivals. -Many elevators have a code system for accessing restricted floors. A common one is to simultaneously press and hold the top two vertically oriented buttons. In this example it might be either 8 and 6 or 7 and 5. In fancy hotels this can get you onto the concierge floor without a key to snag free food. Just walk in like