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SATURDAY 15 ISSUE 217 | DECEMBER 2012 FRIDAY 21 2 Need to Know considered poor manners to present the check before it is requested, so when you’re ready to leave, ask «La cuenta, por favor» and your bill will be delivered to you. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, remember that the banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). Better yet, if you have a «bank card», withdraw funds from your account back home. Try to avoid exchanging money at your hotel. Traditionally, those offer the worst rates. If you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region, WHAT TO DO: Even if your all- but never quite got around to it, we hope that the following will help. inclusive hotel is everything you ever Look at the map in this issue, you will note that PV (as the locals call dreamed of, you should experience at it) is on the west coast of Mexico, in the middle of the Bay of Banderas, least a little of all that Vallarta has to cabs: those at the airport and the maritime offer - it is truly a condensed version of the largest bay in this country, that includes southern part of the state port are usually vans that can only be all that is Mexican and existed before of Nayarit to the north and the northern part of Jalisco to the south. boarded there. They have pre-fixed rates «Planned Tourist Resorts», such as Thanks to its privileged location -sheltered by the Sierra Madre per passenger. City cabs are yellow cars Cancun, Los Cabos and Ixtapa, were mountains- the Bay is well protected against the hurricanes spawned that charge by the ride, not by passenger. developed. Millions have been spent to When you ask to go downtown, many in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna came close on October 25, 2002, ensure that the original “small town” drivers let you off at the beginning of the but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 miles flavor is maintained downtown, in the area, near Hidalgo Park. However, your north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian Old Town and on the South Side. Islands, thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations. fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so why walk 10 to 15 blocks to the main DRINKING WATER: The false plaza, the Church or the flea market? belief that a Mexican vacation must AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers allowed under certain circumstances Pick up a free map, and insist on your full inevitably lead to an encounter with but fishing of any kind is prohibited. value from the driver! Note the number Moctezuma’s revenge is just that: POPULATION: Approx. 325,000 Every year, the Bay receives the visit of your taxi in case of any problem, or false. For the 17th year in a row, Puerto inhabitants of the humpback whales, dolphins and if you forget something in the cab. Then Vallarta’s water has been awarded CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with manta rays in the winter. During the your hotel or travel rep can help you a certification of purity for human an average of 300 sunny days per year. summer, sea turtles, a protected species, check it out or lodge a complaint. consumption. It is one of only two o o cities in Mexico that can boast of such The temperature averages 28 C (82 F) arrive to its shores to lay their eggs. TIME ZONE: The entire State of accomplishment. True, the quality of and the rainy season extends from late Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the ECONOMY: Local economy is the water tested at the purification plant June to early October. southern part of the State of Nayarit based mainly on tourism, construction varies greatly from what comes out of - from San Blas in the north through FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo and to a lesser degree, on agriculture, the tap at the other end. So do be careful. to the Ameca River, i.e.: San Blas, hosts a great variety of animal species mainly tropical fruit such as mango, On the other hand, most large hotels San Pancho, Sayulita, Punta Mita, La such as iguana, guacamaya, deer, papaya, watermelon, pineapple, have their own purification equipment Cruz de Huanacaxtle, Bucerías, Nuevo raccoon, etc. guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas. and most restaurants use purified water. Vallarta, etc.) SANCTUARIES: Bahía de CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is If you want to be doubly sure, you can Banderas encloses two Marine the legal currency in Mexico although TELEPHONE CALLS: Always pick up purified bottled water just about National Parks - Los Arcos and the Canadian and American dollars are check on the cost of long distance anywhere. calls from your hotel room. Some Marieta Islands - where diving is widely accepted. EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and establishments charge as much as U.S. BUSES: A system of urban buses American tourists often fall in love with $7.00 per minute! Index with different routes. Current fare is one of the many stray dogs and cats in $6.50 Pesos per ticket and passengers CELL PHONES: Most cellular Vallarta. Many would like to bring it must purchase a new ticket every time phones from the U.S. and Canada may back with them, but believe that the laws they board another bus. There are no be programmed for local use, through do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If “transfers”. Telcel and IUSAcell, the local carriers. you would like to bring a cat or a dog To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322, back home, call the local animal shelter TAXIS: There are set rates within then the seven digit number of the for more info: 293-3690. defined zones of the town. Do not enter person you’re calling. Omit the prefix if a taxi without agreeing on the price with LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good dialling a land line. the driver FIRST. If you are staying in a beginning would be to take one of the City hotel, you may want to check the rates LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping Tours offered by the local tour agencies. usually posted in the lobby. Also, if you is usually 10%-15% of the bill at Before boarding, make sure you have a know which restaurant you want to go, restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, taxis, map and take note of the places you want do not let the driver change your mind. waiters, maids, etc. depending on the to return to. Then venture off the beaten Many restaurateurs pay commissions to service. Taking a siesta is a Mexican path. Explore a little. Go farther than the taxi drivers and you may end up paying tradition. Some businesses and offices tour bus takes you. And don’t worry - more than you should, in a second-rate close from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening this is a safe place. establishment! There are 2 kinds of taxi until 7 p.m. or later. In restaurants, it is

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Your Comments [email protected]

Dear Editor and Readers,

Been coming to Puerto Vallarta for twenty years and never thought I’d be getting involved in a PV issue, but I will. BUS FARES seems to be a hot topic especially for local people that depend on it. If it were possible, my solution would be very simple. Up the fare for tourists but not locals. That would be impossible to apply. So if every tourist using the bus would give one extra peso every time, I’m sure at the end of the day the driver would be very happy. I find it amazing that most of us will tip everyone including the one packing your grocery (one peso or more), so why not the bus drivers? At the end of the day, surely a tourist would not even notice the difference in their wallet. SO EVERYONE PASS THIS ON. From here on, couples using the bus give 15 pesos (instead of 13). Lot easier to have the correct change. Hopefully there won’t be a need for a fare increase on the Dear Editor, working people of Puerto Vallarta. For a lot of them, that’s their only means of transportation; they need to make a living. I know that you have probably seen the new concrete paved highway heading from town towards Mismaloya and points south. Have you MERRY TO EVERYONE. seen that there now are yellow double lines down the center, as well as

white lines and arrows where necessary? It is a pleasure for me to drive Denis Guenette from my home in upper Conchas Chinas into town and back. That is, it is most days when they aren’t tearing it up again for some unknown Dear Editor, reason, like they have this week right in front of the Subway at the junction of the road down to Olas Altas, making it almost impassable. I read with some trepidation an article about a new high speed Well sad as it seems to tear up that brand new concrete highway, at highway between Guadalajara and PV. While I realise the benefits least it provides work for somebody. It probably will be finished by the of such a link, I think back to Acapulco and what I saw as the time you receive this letter, but perhaps they will find another section result of a similar highway between Mexico City and Acapulco. that needs to be torn up again for another reason. Oops, they have: right I used to love Acapulco and we were there 13 times in 15 years, across from where they just finished. but in my opinion after the highway opened, Acapulco started to But when no work is underway, and there is no one stopping traffic go downhill. The influx of many weekend tourists brought with going one way to let the traffic going the other way pass on only one them a less desirable element and Acapulco started a steady drift open lane, it is a pleasure during daylight hours to drive on this great downhill. new highway. Notice that I said during the day? On my last visit, I was robbed while snoozing on the beach, At night, despite the fact that there are street lamps every 40 feet, this was the last straw. Acapulco had been showing signs of NOT ONE IS EVER LIT! Very dangerous for night driving. deterioration for some time before that unfortunate episode But during the day, I get to pass what I call another Panama with stores closing and the switch to all inclusive killing off the Canal being built right out in front of the luxurious Paramount Bay restaurants. Condominiums. For the past 3 or 4 months, 10 or 12 men are working I hope I am wrong and the highway brings only good things to waist deep in this canal, which I now have named the Puerto Vallarta PV. I have grown to love this place and I remember thinking the Canal for the lack of a better name. Does anyone know what they are digging there for? Could they be first time in PV “this is like Acapulco used to be”. hunting for the switch to turn on the street lights across the highway?

Bob Wheeler A Curious Resident.

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becoming a professional jeweler was how she wanted to express her talent as an artist and decided to dedicate The Saturday Market Co-op update Publisher / Editor: her studies to working with this type of medium. Many years later, when Allyna Vineberg she was living in Guatemala on [email protected] the shores of Lake Atitlan, Contributors: The Saturday Market Co-op has she was fortunate to meet Anna Reisman “cleared the aisles”! No, we haven’t a Uruguayan jeweler who Joe Harrington shrunk! We have arranged our taught her how to perfect her Stan Gabruk vendors so that there is an easier flow technique. Thus, along with Krystal Frost and movement throughout the market other experiences throughout Ali Hernandez and in reality, we have added vendors. the years, she was able to Giselle Belanger As you enter the market, you will find her equilibrium bringing Harriet Murray notice the wider and more open area together the two styles that Ronnie Bravo as well as plenty of tables and chairs Gil Gevins she loved, joining together Tommy Clarkson for socializing, eating and chatting prize will be a whopping 750 pesos primitive art and modern Jerry Lafferty with friends. With Christmas quickly worth of vouchers to be used with lines. Each and every piece is unique, Promod Puri approaching and folks looking for any vendor, at any time over the next one of a kind and original and all those special gifts, the market is few months. Purchase after 10 a.m. are elaborated with 950 silver. She Office: 223-1128 the place to shop. And as always, and the prize is 500 pesos worth of works with semi-precious stones and we recommend that you COME vouchers. The vouchers are in 50- fossils creating rings, key-chains, Graphic Designer: HUNGRY! peso increments so you are able to earrings and necklaces. The pieces Leo Robby R. R. Remember our unique raffle, purchase a bagel or two here, a bar of are stunning to say the least. Sandra there’s no other like it! But you have soap there or a larger purchase such is offering a 20% discount to those Webmaster: to purchase to win! Tickets are 20 as a ring with another vendor – it’s up reading this article and mentioning it PVMCITYPAPER Online Team pesos each or 3 for 50 pesos. If you to her at the Saturday Market Co-op. to you! The drawing is at 1:00 p.m. Cover photo: purchase between 9 and 10 a.m., your and you do not need to be present to Please stop by Sandra’s booth and “No Room at the Inn” win! Look for the tickets at the IFC peruse her jewelry. Stunning is the Painting by William Brassey Hole table - And also assist in supporting word that will come to mind! the IFC folks. We are located at the Paradise PV Mirror es una publicación semanal. Our featured vendor this week is Community Center at 127 Pulpito Certificados de licitud de título y contenido en tramite. Prohibida la the lovely Sandra Stern. Sandra was in the Romantic Zone on the south reproducción total o parcial de su born in Argentina and began working side of town, and we look forward contenido, imágenes y/o fotografías sin with silver at a very young age as a to welcoming you to the market each previa autorización por escrito del editor. hobby, but early on, she knew that and every Saturday!

Every Tuesday Films The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel December 18th at 7 p.m. at the Paradise Community Center

British retirees travel to India to take up residence in what they believe is a newly restored hotel. Less luxurious than its advertisements, the Marigold Hotel nevertheless slowly begins to charm in unexpected ways. Actors include Judi Dench, Bill Nighy and Maggie Smith. For more information: www.imdb.com/title/tt1412386/ Tickets available - 60 pesos - prior to the movie at the PCC or 70 pesos at the door. Come early to enjoy ordering from the food venders at the center to eat before the show, as of 6 p.m. The PCC is at 127 Pulpito, across from Coco’s Kitchen. For further info, contact Tobe Jensen [email protected] or David and Judy [email protected] N.B.: Due to higher than expected attendance, we ask you to buy your tickets in advance. This will help us anticipate the turnout for each film. Theater doors open at 6:30, when you can enter and save a seat.

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new books. In five years of work, the IFC and Libros for Learning have supplied more than 35 libraries to IFC and Libros for Learning schools in Cabo Corrientes, PV and bring more books to schools outlying areas, or about 6,000 books. There are a couple of pieces of Gil Gevins Book great news for education in Cabo Corrientes. First, the new Presidente Signing Party of C.C. is a former teacher himself and is setting a high priority on Vallarta’s favorite author, school progress. The second is that Gil Gevins, has been delighting early plans are underway to turn readers for twenty-five years with an old schoolhouse in Tehua into a his hilarious short stories and community library. This would be columns. Widely praised for his the first public library in the district. best-selling anthology, Puerto The foundation set of books for the Vallarta on 49 Brain Cells A day, community library is the Libros for Gevins has recently published his Learning library that has been in use first novel. It is entitled, Slime in the school since 2008. and Punishment, and is by far his The folks in Libros for Learning biggest, best, funniest work yet! are making plans for the coming year. Mr. Gevins will be signing They will conduct a reading workshop Slime and Punishment (a tale of for the primary school teachers in middle-aged lust gone horribly Cabo Corrientes. This seminar will wrong), at a book signing party focus on using book packs to teach at LUCY’S CUCU CABAÑA on reading skills in small groups. If you THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, are interested in helping with this, or from SIX to NINE PM. Lucy’s Under the sponsorship of the uncle), Beverly and Bill LeBeau and know someone who is an elementary is located at 295 BASILIO International Friendship Club (IFC), a few other IFC volunteers. teacher who could help, please BADILLO. the Libros for Learning group After that, Glenn, Patrick and contact Glenn Baron at: gbaron@ The party will also be returned this year with more libraries Alicia headed out to Cabo Corrientes carolina.rr.com. celebrating the new high-season for kids in Cabo Corrientes and with six more libraries. They visited The International Friendship Club collection from his Lucy’s Puerto Vallarta. They started with schools in Las Guasimas, Chimo, is a registered charitable organization wonderful shop. There will be, a visit to the Refugio Infantil Santa El Refugio Suchitlan, La Sacuceda, in Mexico listed as Club Internacional aside from the books, some Esperanza (RISE) with a library of Chacala and Mascotito. They were de la Amistad de Puerto Vallarta A.C. great crafts to ogle and purchase, Spanish books for the elementary age joined on their trip by two men in the It is located at the northeast corner Lucy’s famous margaritas, and kids. newly elected government: Ignacio of the Rio Cuale Bridge above the live music. Glenn Baron, Patrick Baron and Palomera, the Director of Foreign HSBC Bank in downtown Puerto If you like to read and you like Alicia Rangel from Libros for Relations and Carlos Cesar Robles, Vallarta. Phone: 222-5466. to laugh, Slime and Punishment is Learning were joined by Mandy the new Director of Education, who Website: ifcvallarta.com. exactly what the doctor ordered! MacLeay, Mel Bornstein (Glenn’s got a chance to see the kids with their Email: [email protected]

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Toys for Tots to spread 7000 smiles

by JERRY LAFFERTY

For the 13th consecutive year, Toys of the program. Both Vista Vallarta for Tots Vallarta will be travelling and the Marriott, who’ve been major in caravans to outlying villages to supporters of Toys for Tots since hand out toys to underprivileged inception 13 years ago, paid 100% kids on Three Kings’ Day. Over the of the costs of these two events, course of the past 13 years, more than meaning every peso raised will go to house. Toys will be distributed to the dedicated to supporting the Sea 100,000 toys have been distributed, the purchase of toys. Adding to the kids on Monday, January 7, the day Services of the U.S. and Mexico, resulting in 100,000 smiles on the total are generous cash and in-kind after Three Kings’ Day and the 1st day while serving the people of Puerto faces of kids who might otherwise contributions from Coldwell Banker back to school from the holiday break. Vallarta. We host visiting Navy and not have received any gifts during the La Costa Realty, OXXO, Punta Mita About 20 caravans of volunteers will Coast Guard ships; assist as needed Christmas season. With a visit by the Foundation and Cashola ATM, and fan out across the Bahia, from Nayarit the local Mexican Navy Base; arrange Three Kings can come a greater sense smaller contributions from nearly to Cabo Corrientes, originating from transport by visiting Navy/Coast of inclusion and belief by these kids 100 small businesses throughout the the parking lot of the Marriott Resort Guard ships of donated medical goods that the future holds as much promise Bahía. in the Marina. If you’d like to join this from the U.S.; arrange the painting/ for them as for better off children The Toys for Tots program in Puerto fun and fulfilling adventure, please repair of local schools, orphanages they see on TV. Then, perhaps more Vallarta is operated by the local Navy arrive at the Marriott no later than and other public/non-profit facilities of these poor kids will be encouraged League Council, under the leadership 8 a.m. to enjoy a cup of coffee and by visiting sailors; assist targeted local to stay in school to pursue loftier of President Bill Clark. Toys for Tots while assisting in the loading schools in any number of ways; and dreams. International was founded by the U.S. of toys aboard Mexican Navy trucks of course, run the local Toys for Tots Two major fundraisers were held Marine Corps in 1946, and to show and SUV’s / pick-up trucks from program including the construction this past weekend to generate enough their enthusiasm for the enormously local volunteers. It’s an unforgettable of playgrounds. Membership is open money to purchase at least 7,000 toys successful PV program, they’ve and incredibly fulfilling experience. to all – no prior military service is this year. A charity golf scramble on agreed to send Major John Flanagan If you’d like to participate, please required. We meet the 1st Tuesday of Saturday attracted 75 participants from the Marine Corps detachment contact Bill Clark at 222-3616 or every month at the Marriott Hotel in at the Vista Vallarta Golf Club. On at the U. S. Embassy in Mexico City. simply show up at the Marriott for the Marina. Simply stop by one of our Sunday, a gala Dinner / Dance at the Major Flanagan played golf and assignment to one of the caravans. meetings to find out who we are and Marriott CasaMagna Resort & Spa attended the dinner dance, where he The Puerto Vallarta Navy League what we do, or call Bill Clark at 222- was enjoyed by 180 proud supporters gave the keynote address to a full Council is a non-profit organization 3616 for more information.

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st Because of that growth, Francisco Medina PV celebrated its 161 Anniversary Ascencio, Governor of Jalisco, and Sr. José Vasquez Galvan as mayor of Puerto Vallarta, pronounced a decree which elevated Puerto Vallarta to the status In addition to this past week’s major religious and judicial standing by the State Congress. of a city. Today, hotels and restaurants line the celebration in honor of Our Lady of Guadalupe, In early 1911, Las Peñas’ first post office was beaches. Cruise ships come into port on an almost December 12th also marked the 161st Anniversary opened, and later that same year a telegraph was daily basis. Tourism, which was once nonexistent, of Puerto Vallarta’s foundation. installed. In 1889, the port of Las Peñas was now draws in more than three million visitors a Ever since the 16th century, when Spanish soldiers upgraded to a municipality. It was at this time year, turning this once a tiny fishing village into a first landed on the shores of the Bay of Banderas, that the settlement’s name was changed to Puerto sought-after vacation –and retirement- destination. it has been known as a safe haven. During that era, Vallarta, in remembrance of the Governor of References: uk.holidaysguide.yahoo.com, www.go2vallarta.com the need for ships to find shelter Jalisco, Don Ignacio L. Vallarta. along the Pacific Coast was of vital Thirty-five years later, the importance. These safe havens Montgomery Fruit Company helped to provide ships with shelter purchased 70,000 acres for if pirates and renegades were to banana plantations in the attack. They also provided ships neighboring town of Ixtapa with a place to seek repairs and to and Puerto Vallarta began to stock up on needed supplies such as flourish. Eventually, a railway food, water and firewood. was built in order to transport In the late 16th century, Captain the bananas to El Salado and Pedro de Unamuno proposed that eventually onto the United a settlement be built on Banderas States. Unfortunately, in 1938, Bay. In 1644, a shipyard was built in the company was forced to what is now known as Mismaloya. leave the area due to new laws During the 19th century, mining companies from and restrictions that had been put into effect. Cuale and San Sebastian used the area to load and Unlike some other cities in Mexico, Puerto unload materials and mining supplies. Halfway Vallarta was not created for tourism. However, in through that century, the area was dubbed Las Peñas the 1930’s, the city got its first taste. Those who de Santa Maria de Guadalupe, a name bestowed by visited the area loved it so much that they began Don Guadalupe Sanchez Torres. He named the area returning year after year. Word of Puerto Vallarta’s thus because it was on December 12th, 1851, the beauty quickly spread, and by 1950 the city was Day of Our Lady of Guadalupe that he brought his known internationally, but, as we all know, what entire family there to live. It wasn’t long before really put Puerto Vallarta on the map was the movie other families began to arrive and a small village The Night of the Iguana (filmed in 1963) and the began to emerge. steamy romance between film stars Elizabeth Generations have told of Puerto Vallarta’s Taylor and Richard Burton. Thousands of tourists beginnings as a quiet, little fishing village. Local flocked to the area, eager to see the location where records corroborate this claim, confirming that the movie was made. Transportation improved, before Mr. Sánchez founded Las Peñas, inhabitants hotels were built and the city now had a new of nearby villages used to enjoy coming to where primary income source: tourism. the Cuale River flows into the ocean. In this place, they were able to catch large fish … and since then, the harbor has been known as a place with abundant fishing. By 1880, Las Peñas had a population of 1,500 inhabitants. Within a few years, the port was officially known as Las Peñas thanks to Admiral George Dewey’s report to the U.S. Naval Hydrographic Office, which was used to establish the exact geographical positions of cities along this coast in order to make an accurate map. In October 1886, the town was given its official political

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small shelter they are running. That in charities, never mind animal is how this photographic exposition charities”, she says. “We have the comes to life. need to buy food, litter, cleaning About the pets… For her, the cats in Mexico are products, pay rent and utilities as very much misunderstood and well as vaccines and veterinary are not seen as the household pets they are abroad. She was amazed when asked once if they also needed to be “Enigmatic Lives” vaccinated. Loving A photographic exposition to benefit the rescued cats the character of from the local pound cats, their curiosity, their playfulness and laziness, as well Melissa Suneson has been as their enigmatic rescuing cats since the year 2000, demeanor, is what that is how she started her cat caught her attention family, then started doing TNR in 2000 when she (Trap-Neuter-Return) with the feral got her first cat. To cats in her neighborhood. With over be able to capture a 200 cats having touched her life in special moment or different ways, in 2011 she started mood is what fascinates her and consultations, and that amounts to to volunteer with another cat lover by capturing those moments in a a lot when you are housing between and rescuing the cats from the local picture is what she loves the most. 50 and 90 cats”. The name of this pound who had an uncertain future. “You can ask people what they see group is AngeliCAT and can be They set up a small shelter to house in a picture, and they all come up found on Facebook, and have them until adopted, going through with different thoughts, that is what adoption days over the weekends sterilizing them to break the cycle the enigma of cats is all about”, she in the Local Sports Complex. of continuous reproduction and need to look for homes for the cats says. Melissa has been a resident of having more cats ending up in the they were rescuing, she became the This first exposition is composed Puerto Vallarta for the greater part streets, as well as bringing back photographer for all the rescued of special moments that caught her of her life. to health many of them. They also cats and published the pictures in eye during months of work in the The exposition will be held at encountered low times when some the Facebook page they set up to shelter where she always takes her Galería Uno during the Art Walk on of the rescued were in such bad promote the adoptions needed for camera. All the profits from the Wednesday, December 19th, from 6 shape that they did not make it. all the cats. exposition will go to the expenses to 10 p.m. 561 Morelos downtown. Melissa always had a passion She decided that in addition to of running the shelter. Tel.: 222-0908. Drop in, have a for photography and would take taking pictures of cats, she could “Raising funds or getting drink, admire Melissa’s work, buy pictures of her own cats throughout help raise awareness and also funds donations is very difficult; local some …or donate something for the years. When faced with the to keep up with the needs of the people are not very involved the kitties!

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Leading up to Christmas…

Like in the U.S. and Canada, Christmas in In Puerto Vallarta, December 23rd is the Mexico is a time for celebration, sharing food day when the major posada takes place. It with family and friends, and giving presents. is a beautiful to behold, starting But while families north of this border wait in Old Vallarta (the South Side) and ending for on Christmas Day, Mexican at the Church near the main square. There is families celebrate a much longer, almost month- a traditional “jamaica” (pronounced ha-my- long holiday period that has an intense religious kah) punch, made with the seeds and petals focus, unique foods and celebrations that show of hibiscus plants and a little alcohol. There both their indigenous and Spanish heritage. are piñatas everywhere and children are given sweets in traditional shapes. On , La Novena and December 24th, a traditional is Very soon after the twelve days of the said in the Church of our Lady of Guadalupe. “Guadalupana” pilgrimages to the Virgin of The foods eaten during these parties vary from Guadalupe end, Mexicans begin the twelve region to region, but an assortment of is days of Christmas, and with them begin the common, including sweet tamales. Many people “posadas”. make buñuelos, homemade fritters like donuts, The celebrations officially kick off with the , and chocolate caliente, or Mexican hot Novena – the nine days leading up to Christmas, chocolate. based on the nine days Joseph and Mary took to Often, there’ll be nine different houses hosting get from Nazareth to . The highlight streets in a mixture of the profane and the religious. a party, one each night of the novena. And that’s of the time is Las Posadas, the that The popular tradition is to offer a place for before Christmas Day even hits! reenact Joseph and Mary’s search for shelter in pilgrims - complete with chants and prayers - along Bethlehem. a symbolic route or journey. The pilgrims (i.e.: La Noche Buena Literally translated, posada means an “inn”, friends and neighbors) go from house to house, Christmas Eve, la Noche Buena, is traditionally like the ones where Mary and Joseph sought asking for shelter. Traditionally, they are turned more important than Christmas Day itself. It’s lodging on the Holy Night. In actual fact, it has away several times. The final house, which will accompanied by fireworks, the ringing of church come to mean a series of visits to the “inn” of have a large in front, will tell them bells and the blowing of whistles. People go to friends and neighbors, within the challenge of they can stay in the manger. Once the voyagers (or mass, then head home for an extravagant feast. vanquishing capital sins as expressed in the pilgrims) are let in and welcomed, they proceed Since the food varies by region, in the Yucatan, beating and subsequent breaking of piñatas. to the breaking of the piñatas - that used to be in you might find cochinito pibil, a stewed pork The tradition of posadas in Mexico is believed the shape of four-pointed stars - thus symbolically dish, while in other regions you might find to have begun in the 16th century, with the arrival breaking the vicious circle of capital sins. Posadas roasted turkey or pig, regional sauce over of the Spanish monks whose mission was to also help to bring people together and closer, so that turkey or greens, tamales, chiles rellenos, and preach the Gospel. In ancient times, someone’s all may know that a helping hand is always present , a pork and hominy soup. To drink, death was remembered a few days prior to their in any Christian place. spiced cider is served as well as rompope, a day of birth - thus the novenaria or novena - the The Mexican tradition of asking for and offering Mexican hot milk drink similar to . Some 9-day period leading up to Christmas and the “lodging” has spread to Spain and other parts of families also make chimayo cocktails, which is date of birth of Christ. With time, celebrations Europe as well as of the United States where there cold spiked with Tequila, crème de left the churches and convents to go out onto the are many Hispanics. cassis and fresh lime over ice.

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The beginning of English-speaking theater in PV

by FRANK K. MEYER Finally, when the Friendship Club came back from their summer break, we made a proposal to the board of directors to use their This morning, as I sat reading the script hall for our theater. It was accepted! We now for Auntie Mame, I couldn’t help envying the had a theater! It had seats for our audience, man who wrote the novel using the pen if we ever would get one. True, it had no name of Patrick Dennis, and then using the lights or even a stage, but we would fix that. same name for the young boy around whom We found two more gentlemen to fill out our the whole story revolves. cast to six, so now everything was looking That’s the mind of a genius, in my good. The set got built and we found proper estimation. I can’t help but wonder if he lighting for the theater. We had a two-day had any idea of what a wonderful story he break for Christmas and another for New had created, and how it would be made into a Year’s and we would be ready to open as play as well as two different movies, “Auntie planned on January 16, 1997. Mame”, and then the musical “Mame”. Now came the final week of rehearsing It truly excites me to think that after 16 starting with a tech rehearsal on Sunday. The years of English-speaking theater here in most difficult technical problem by far was Vallarta, we will have the honor to present the ceiling falling down in the third scene of this marvelous play at the almost new the first act. It only took a couple of hours to Boutique Theater. get it to fall at the proper time, which was We are very fortunate to have a very shortly after I say “What if the ceiling don’t talented director/producer, Karrie Sebryk, fall down?” and an equally talented set designer/builder, Monday was the first dress rehearsal, her husband Ken Sebryk. With all of that Tuesday at show time was the second, and we creativity, it is no wonder that we were able had a preview performance on Wednesday to attract a wonderful selection of actors as with the opening night on Thursday. I am well. very happy to tell you “Everybody Loves Looking back to 1966 when Queenelle Opal” was a smash hit, and we ran for 6 Minet decided to gather a few would-be weeks, with performances every Thursday, actors along with a very experienced one Friday and Saturday night. Yes, we brought to present the first English-speaking theater English speaking theater to Puerto Vallarta presentation in Vallarta, I am amazed that it and they loved us for it. We had the longest happened. run with the funniest play ever presented to For the first week, she had a theater- this day in PV. producer-set builder-ticket seller who then Now with “AUNTIE MAME” scheduled to decided to quit. So then we had nothing open on January 9th, 2013, I am very excited. except a willing cast and a director. But we So excited in fact that each day when I go to continued on, using the director’s apartment a rehearsal, chills run up and down my back. to rehearse in. The following week, our It is a real privilege for me to be an actor in star performer in the role of Opal told us this fantastic play. that she had to quit as well. So now what As if this were not enough, Karrie to do? Queenelle became producer/director is planning to present the musical and leading lady as well. Every morning we “CHICAGO” in March. were out looking for a likely theater, and in Wow! What a great year 2013 will be for the afternoons we were rehearsing keeping theater in Puerto Vallarta! right on schedule as if we had it all handled.

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“Time to Play” ensemble brings musical celebration to Boutique Theatre

Friendship and a love of music brought TIME TO PLAY’s founding vocalists and musicians, Garry Carson (guitar), Mary (violin) and Don MacLachlan (bass) together in 2010, and over a brunch at Daiquiri Dick’s, inspired by the musical vitality of PV, they decided to restart an aspect of their lives that had lain dormant for over 40 years. On December 20 and 21, these merry musicians with added talents of Lois Rogers (vocals and keyboard), Joy Lehman (vocals) and guest drummer Enrique Jimenez, will combine their talents in “Always in Season,” a musical celebration at the Boutique Theatre. The show will include an eclectic program of popular folk, pop, novelty, and contemporary numbers along with seasonal favourites. The musical production will be enriched with guest appearances by the EnchiLadies, seven passionate women singers, and SYNG!, the newly formed Vallarta choir. “There’s something for everyone,” says Garry Carson enthusiastically. The “Always in Season” program concludes with an audience sing-a-long and complimentary dessert buffet. Tickets are 250 pesos and are available on Boutique Theatre’s website, www.boutiquetheatre.ca Also found at Paradise Community Center’s Saturday Farmer’s Market, 10 AM – 2 PM, at Paradise Encounters on R. Gomez near Dee’s Coffee, and at the Boutique Theatre. Seats are limited and it is advised you purchase tickets early.

Fiddler / Square Dance Caller (Old Time) would like to hear from guitarists, mandolinists, bassists, banjoists, etc., who would be interested in jams between the middle of January and the end of April. Please contact Peter Sussman (Fiddler / Caller) at: [email protected]

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– like the one in the Shining. There That said, Sylvester has finally are no motels – only little cabins, each lived long enough to do something equipped with a pot-bellied wood that Arnold the governator learned burning stove. a long time ago. If you have never We took a tour with a park ranger, a seen Last Action Hero, it is well worth very nice gal, about thirty. Someone your time to rent it. Very funny action in the group mentioned that they had flick that basically makes fun of the by JOE HARRINGTON read that Sly had been there. The whole genre. My favorite lines in the whole thing involved the following exchange (this takes place in front of a grand opening of a movie Arnold stars in): Maria Shriver (back in happier times) says, “For God’s sake, don’t plug Planet Expendables 2 stand is a famous person thinking Hollywood,” or something to that their notoriety gives them effect. He nods obediently. They privileges to ignore the rules the get out of the limo. A reporter asks rest of us have to kowtow to. I a question about the movie, Arnold It should be said up front that I heard the following story while says, “Have you been to the latest have mixed feeling about Sylvester on an RV trip with my wife, about Planet Hollywood opening?” Stallone. 15 years ago. We went to the Maria shakes her head and says, On the one hand, it took tremendous North Rim of the Grand Canyon. “You slope-headed Neanderthal.” guts to turn down a fat check for his If you have never been there, it is Very funny movie. And so is first screenplay - Rocky - and produce in stark opposition to the south Expendables 2. it himself. He begged and borrowed side. The opening scene is about as from everyone he knew and ended up Down there, it is cactus and packed with fast-action scenes with a huge hit and became a huge sage brush and raw desert and as any that I have ever seen. It star. Bells and McDonald’s on ranger nodded and said, “I sometimes also demonstrates that in a military On the other hand, like all the rest of and on ad nauseum. The north side, work on the floor of the canyon. action, when you are outnumbered, us that make up the total of humanity, however, is pristine. The only place People have various options for going surprise and speed are essential. And he has flaws. One flaw that I can’t you can buy anything is at a huge lodge down there to see the stunning walls even in this violent rampage there is of the canyon up close and personal humor. For instance: on the ram of a and listen to the roar of the foaming huge vehicle designed to batter down Colorado River. Mr. Stallone had huge doors is painted the following: a group of friends with him. He “Knock, knock.” approached me and asked for a This film has some big names helicopter to be sent down to take them involved: Bruce Willis, Jason back to the rim. They were tired and Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, didn’t want to walk back up. I told him Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck the only helicopters available were for Norris, Terry Crews and, of course, medevac. Otherwise, if people came Arnold Schwarzenegger. Most of down on a burro they went back up the scenes involve mocking the past on a burro. If they walked down, they parts and lines of these action figures. walked back up. The actor offered to For instance Arnold, who was just donate $10,000. to the park if he got saved from execution, is found tied to a ride. I obviously refused. He then a chair with a bag over his head. He asked for a private helicopter to pick grins and says, “I’m back.” him and his group up. I told him that Congratulations Sly, a person has only licensed helicopters carrying grown up when they agree to be self- people who want to see the canyon deprecating. from the air are allowed over the canyon – but they were not allowed to Joe is an internationally published land.” true crime writer. You can send One of the problems with arrogance, him comments or criticism at if you are famous, is that people don’t [email protected]. like it, as in the case of the park ranger. Artwork by Bob Crabb. So what does she do? I assume she told that story to every tour she led.

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Janice Lavender, Martina Goldberg and Linda Gomez have been business partners for many galería uno years, building the gallery into the success that SINCE 1971 it is today. Now Janice and Martina mostly have consultative roles, but both are very present and active during the Art Walk season. Just one block from the ocean located on the Exhibitors include local, national Mexican and corner of Morelos and Corona streets, Galeria International popular painters and sculptors Uno continues to be one of the most respected Manuel Martinez, Francisco San Miguel, and art galleries in Puerto Vallarta. A friendly open Guadalajara-born Sergio Garval who is rapidly space welcomes the visitor who is immediately establishing himself as one of the most important impressed by the diversity and quality of the art. Latin American artists in the world. Established in 1971, Galeria Uno was the For those intrigued by outstanding first art gallery in Puerto Vallarta, hence the contemporary art, Galeria Uno, located at 561 name Uno (one) and many famous people from Morelos downtown, is a must and should not be the film and entertainment industry have been missed. frequent Tel.: 222-0908. Email: galeriaunopv@gmail. Patrons, including John Huston and Elizabeth com www.mexonline.com/galeriauno.htm Taylor. Early exhibiting artists have included Manuel Lepe and Ada Colorina, who started her career when she was just 14 years old. In 2012, founder Janice Lavender was honored by the City of Puerto Vallarta for her long and active contribution to the art and culture in the city.

The gallery played an important part in establishing the early careers of world famous Mexican artist Alejandro Colunga and internationally known Nayarit artist Vladimir Cora who continues to be one of the major exhibitors in the gallery. In the early 80’s, Galeria Uno hosted a controversial and ambitious exhibition by the film director David Lynch (“Eraserhead”, “Twin Peaks”), one of his only exhibitions in Mexico.

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her concert of original songs across theatre shows that intrigue her, and 5 continents; recorded 5 albums the other half of the time she spends (one of which was nominated for a at her other passion and on her second Joelle Rabu returns to The Palm Cabaret JUNO); performed with the Peking Island home of Haida Gwaii, where Dec. 19 – 22, 2012 (four nights only!) Pops Orchestra, Russian Children’s she’s embarked on a Cultural Tourism Choir and the late Danny Kaye at project for the Haida Nation. EXPO; did a command performance This step away from constant for the Duke and Duchess of York; performing has also enabled Joëlle “A powerful, dusky voice that cadences with emotion.” - Times-Columnist played with Symphony Orchestras to witness her 22-year old son, Nico across Canada and in the States; was Rhodes, forge his own career path in “Rabu takes her audience on an eclectic musical trek… power and purity awarded Nanaimo’s Excellence in the the music industry. An accomplished of voice… rich intoxicating alto… smashing linguistic barriers… Arts Cultural Award and won a BC pianist and saxophonist; arranger, pure and emotional… masterful use of language.” - The Vancouver SUN Touring Artist of the Year award. composer and award-winning jazz After decades of touring and musician, Nico is rapidly becoming “Her voice is impeccable, her stage presence outstanding… recording, Joëlle decided to one of Vancouver’s most desired Rabu is a remarkable singer.” - Townships Week, Quebec take a step away from the hectic music directors for live theatre performance demands. She launched productions. Nico has been fortunate “Rabu is one of those rare people born to thrill an audience... into different projects that included to find himself in myriad musical powerful voice and electric personality.” - Calgary Herald writing, directing and producing settings from teaching music in shows, which also enabled her to Kenya to performing with various R&B bands, singer songwriters and his own For close to three decades, transformation from jazz-fusion trio “Project acclaimed Canadian singer Joëlle unknown waitress to singing Walrus”. Recently Nico Rabu has wowed audiences star caught the attention of music-directed Canadian throughout 5 continents with her the media and her thrilling productions of: A Closer portrayal of the legendary French voice and presence won Walk With Patsy Cline; chanteuse Edith Piaf. Rabu returns to the hearts of all that heard Oh What A Lovely War; The Palm Cabaret on Dec. 19th at 8 her sing. Audience demand A Countryside Christmas; p.m. with “Encore Piaf …and more”, extended ‘Piaf’ past its initial and All Shook Up, and her European cabaret-style show, six-week run for month after his next musical theatre performing songs from the torch- month. “A star is born” was project is Some Enchanted music era with a stage presence that the unanimous consensus of Evening in West has been described as passionate, the media and public. The Vancouver. electric and engaging. Accompanied show finally closed on its Invited for a return by award-winning pianist Nico first anniversary after more engagement to Mexico, Rhodes, these two musical forces than 500 performances, Joëlle and Nico have combine theatricality and musicality which won her two Jessie teamed up ‘encore’ for into an evening of pure entertainment. Awards and established her an intimate evening of Joëlle Rabu made her debut at reputation as a chanteuse song at Vallarta’s Palm City Stage in April, 1983. She found extraordinaire. Cabaret and Bar on Dec. herself caught up in a whirlwind of Joëlle Rabu’s success in 19th to 22nd, 2012, at 8 p.m. publicity and praise. A casual remark ‘PIAF’ gave her recognition Whether performing their by her brother was the first link in the throughout the Canada own renditions of timeless chain of events that was to propel her and, after that initial year classics, French cabaret from waitress to the stage. The late at Vancouver’s City Stage torch songs or playing off Ray Michal, director of Vancouver’s portraying this French each other in a fun mother- City Stage, had expressed his desire songstress, Joëlle pursued her acting be closer to home to look after her son improvised mêlée of melodies, to remount his original play, ‘Piaf, career. She adds to her theatre parents during their final years. Not Joëlle and Nico bring a fresh sound to Her Songs, Her Loves’, but was credits, roles in Cabaret; Goodnight wanting to be solely defined as a some old tunes and some old soul to frustrated in his search for a bilingual Disgrace; Irma La Douce; Don performer, she also ventured back to some new ones. singer/actress dynamic enough to Messer’s Jubilee; Lies and Legends, her roots of the hospitality industry The Palm is located at 508 Olas play this special role. An audition The Musical Stories of Harry during the summers, managing a Altas. The Box Office opens 2 hours was arranged and Joëlle sang a few Chapin; Rats The Musical; Marion friend’s floating lodge in B.C.’s before show time. You can also find Piaf songs, tunes she knew well from Bridge; Anything Goes; Murder rugged Nootka Sound. She now the Palm on Facebook at The Palm her French upbringing. on the Nile and A Countryside spends her time between her Island Cabaret and Bar. Reservations may Within a month, an incredulous Christmas. She wrote and toured home in Nanaimo performing from be made 24 hrs. per day at www. Joëlle began rehearsals. Her her new Tonight… Piaf show and time to time at various events and thepalmpv.com

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Festive Holiday Offerings at PCC

The cooler evenings are proof that “winter” has struck Paradise, and that means the holidays are here too! Three wonderfully different holiday experiences are lined up and ready for you to partake in at the Paradise Community Center on the south side of town. First up is the Puerto Vallarta Chamber Orchestra with a holiday concert performance at 8 p.m. on Monday, December 17th. This year, the Chamber Orchestra is joined by the ¡SYNG! Vocal Ensemble, headed up by the talented Lois Rogers. Concert selections include: Esultate Jubilo, Christmas Oratorio, Royal Fireworks, Carol of the Drum, and Peace Peace. You can enjoy this fine classical evening of entertainment for a suggested donation of only $100 pesos at the door. Doors open at 7 p.m. Light appetizers and refreshments are available for purchase. Then on Saturday, December 22nd, the Paradise Community Center is hosting it’s first-ever Christmas in Paradise International Banquet. It’s a multi-course meal with holiday foods from all around the world, showcasing the culinary creations of guest chef Rebekah Lehman. A number of holiday entertainers are scheduled to perform during the evening, including Kathy Overly, Sharon & David White, and Todd & Gaye Ringness. There will be carol sing- alongs and surprise goodies as well. Tickets for the Christmas in Paradise International Banquet include the meal and need to be pre-purchased for only $250 pesos; visit www.ParadiseCommunityCenter.com or drop by the box office kiosk at the PCC, Tuesdays through Saturdays 9:00 am to 4:00 pm. And finally, on Monday, December 24th, Paradise Church presents its 5th Annual Christmas Eve community candlelight services at PCC. To make sure there’s room for everyone, the first service is at 5 p.m. and the second is at 6:30 p.m. Everyone in our community is welcome to attend these interdenominational services. Paradise Community Center is located at 127 Pulpito in the Zona Romantica, just up from the La Palapa Restaurant on the beach. 100% of the profits from all events at PCC go to CompassioNet Impact and help make sustainable differences for those who need it most in our community. For a full schedule of events, please visit them online at www.ParadiseCommunityCenter.com

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Special and New Year’s celebrations There’s more to our history at EL ARRAYÁN than just great flavors

ometimes we all need more than just chips, L ARRAYÁN is pleased to S E and margaritas. Archie’s Wok is your haven for bold and announce they will be serving these innovative flavors to get you out of that Mexican rut! holidays with live music and special Since 1986, Archie’s Wok has been legendary in Banderas menu offerings, on Christmas Eve, Bay for serving-up original cuisine influenced by the exotic Monday December 24th, and New flavors of Thailand, China, and the Philippines. Archie’s Year’s Eve, Monday December 25th.. helped establish the culinary foundation of Puerto Vallarta Hours both nights are from 5:30 to and continues to be one of the bay’s most beloved, longtime 10:30. Reservations are recommended. established restaurants. “We love creating seasonal celebrations,” say owners Carmen Porras It all began in 1976 when Archie was asked to become and Claudia Victoria, “on these special Hollywood director John Huston’s private chef at his personal evenings, we will be serving some of our retreat on Banderas Bay’s south shore. Only reachable by favorite childhood recipes.” boat, Las Caletas (The Coves) was John Huston’s rustic EL ARRAYÁN is proud to offer jungle villa by the sea. special Christmas seasonal dishes on The Beginning: The first few months at Caletas were both evenings, in addition to their regular dedicated to getting it into some semblance of order. A la Carte menu: Landscaping, decorating, and getting rid of the leftover ‘Romeritos’ with shrimp cakes building materials. Getting a garden started was Archie’s in ‘Oaxacan Mole’ main objective, so he devoted himself to creating a clearing Stuffed suckling pig roast AAA’s 3 Diamond Award, an evening in the dense jungle. It became his passion to see lettuce, Salt Cod ‘Vizcaína’ at EL ARRAYÁN is a feast for all the tomatoes, string beans, snow peas, lemon grass, shallots Premium pork chop in ‘Fruit Mole’ senses. A cocktail list of original exotic & basil rising up amidst ferns, philodendrons and palms. concoctions, a diverse wine list, and the Today, Archie’s family upholds his legacy of only using One glass of sparkling wine is included bright, nuanced flavors of Chef Alfonso the freshest local ingredients at this tranquil Asian-inspired with dinner. Children’s menu is also Corona’s dishes are certain to delight. restaurant. available. Come experience the enchantment of So when you finally say “no more ,” head on over On both evenings 24th and 31st, live Christmas and New Year’s with fine to Archie’s Wok and discover a world of flavors. Named music will be performed by ‘Ampersan’. music and exquisite food. “Best Asian” in Vallarta for the past 7 years. Ask about Kevin and Sindu play traditional folk EL ARRAYÁN is located in their “gluten free” options. Open Monday through Saturday music from different regions with a downtown Puerto Vallarta, 344 Allende, from 2 to 11 p.m. The ever-popular d’Rachael continues special interest in ‘Sones Jarochos’ the a short stroll up from the Malecón. Open to perform classical and contemporary music on harp, flute traditional music from Veracruz state in Wed. to Mon. from 5:30 to 11 p.m. & vocals each Friday and Saturday evenings from 7:30 to eastern Mexico. Closed on Tuesdays. Reservations can 10:30 p.m. Located in Vallarta’s South Side at 130 Francisca Named “Best Mexican Restaurant” be made by phone at (322) 222-7195, or Rodriguez. You know the street, the one that meets the new in Puerto Vallarta for the past 8 years on their website:www.elarrayan.com.mx pier. 222-0411. No reservations needed. in a row, and proudly bearing the

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Emily and Brandon are …Super!

Brandon and Emily Majewski are two horticulturists who arrived in Puerto Vallarta with the seed of an idea …and actual seeds. Their journey began in 2011when they moved from Buffalo, NY, to the Bay of Banderas, with the intent of relocating their organic, heirloom vegetable farm - minus the winter. Upon arriving (and giving birth to a daughter), they immediately set about expanding their family even further: a collection of edible, tropical trees started growing and growing, until reaching its current number of 300! In an apartment. Since that fateful, first tree germinated, the couple expanded on their original vision to grow organic veggies here in the Bay. They started researching superfoods like chia, pili nut and moringa, and realized that PV is the perfect climate to grow many of the world’s most nutrient-dense and healing crops. They also realized that lack of seed diversity is a tragedy unfolding in much of Mexico (with many staple crops limited to several varieties at best). To take advantage of PV’s tropical climate and to help counteract the decline in diverse, heirloom seed, Brandon and Emily are going forward with their original vision, only, a SUPER version. The plan is to create a Superfood Sanctuary: a place where incredible plants, ecotourism and seed dissemination meet. By demonstrating a diverse collection of tropical tree crops, heirloom vegetables and sustainable cultivation practices, Emily and Brandon hope to educate green-minded people on edible landscaping in the tropics. Although it will take a few years for many trees to fruit, a primary intention is to use the site as a seed bank, where people can acquire diverse seeds, adapted to the climate of the Bay, free of charge. Now that a core collection of trees is merrily growing, the couple is taking the project to the next step: fundraising to purchase land. If you are passionate about local food, healing nutrition and heritage seed in the Bay of Banderas, please check out their fundraising campaign at http://www.indiegogo.com/ Adopt-a-Superfood-Tree/x/1176780. More details can be found at their blog, http://adoptasuperfoodtree.wordpress.com SATURDAY 15 ISSUE 217 | DECEMBER 2012 FRIDAY 21 20 Vallarta Voices

circle Pacific ocean bay with rhythmic At least three or four times a day beats of the ever busy waves greeted with an average of 40 minutes to us the next morning. an hour which was almost 10 km Extended Holidays And down there along the beach, of strolling around everyday, was right in the heart of the town, was the our daily recreational mini Grouse in Puerto Vallarta main hub of the city, just a 5-minute grind (a popular mountainous hike cobblestone walk from our place. We in Vancouver, Canada). Naturally, by PROMOD PURI instantly got the subtle vibration that one major chore of our daily life was our stay in Puerto Vallarta was going buying groceries, of course it included to be exciting as our base camp up on tequila as well. the hillside was conveniently located Octavio, who seemed to be a tequila to offer an excelling combination of connoisseur, guided us to the best “Modern travelling is not travelling at all; it’s merely being sent to a typical city hustle and bustle and the brand of this copyrighted famous place, and very little different from becoming a parcel.” - John Ruskin nature’s own mighty waves’ non-stop liquor by differentiating between show. One can turn toward the ocean reposado and añejo types, and where or turn toward the city, both ways it to get it cheaper. Rather than taking a week or 10- And the second one is an extended was fun. We preferred to eat the “home” day package tour, both myself and vacation mostly to just one place, stay Mexico is indeed a great country cooked food and for that we did my wife decided to holiday in Puerto there for a longer period of a month to visit, stay and have full pleasure venture to try some popular Mexican Vallarta in mid-December of last year or more; soak into and enjoy the life, - worth every peso. It is indeed very items which included tortilla, nopales and stay there for one month. culture and customs of the city or the much culturally rich, in music, arts, (flat cactus leaves), beans and lots of Here, I would like to make some region beside the usual sightseeing. architecure and of course, its ever lemon and tomatoes. We did go to distinction between two aspects of Keeping the latter aspect of vacation exciting cuisine. some restaurants to try some authentic holidays. in mind with its lengthened feature, The hub of the Centro area is the Mexican food, but somehow each The first one is a short vacation to a we ventured out to the beautiful bay vibrant Malecon with quite wide time was a disappointment. The place for few days, visit some places city of Puerto Vallarta on the Pacific paved and illuminated sidewalk ready to eat Mexican delicacies at the of interest, museums, parks, historical coastline. just along and above the shoreline. grocery deli was a better choice where buildings, etc., or just relax and return It took almost a whole day to reach It is a place not only busy with the curry-looking dishes were great in or proceed on to another place. there from Vancouver, thanks to people, tourists and locals both, but taste, reasonably priced too. extra hours set aside for air security with venders selling from snacks Our month-long stay included day checkups. to paintings along with super sales trips to the popular Mismaloya beach, Our neighbour in Vancouver, people marketing timeshares with lure Canopy zipline mountainous area, Angelo, who arranged for our stay and of free tequila shots. The sidewalk historical town of El Tuito, beautiful who was already in PV, received us at itself is an open museum dotted with beach city of La Peñita, mountain the airport. A 45-minute drive brought well-carved sculptures every few feet. surrounded town of San Sebastian and us to downtown of the city, called And then there is an open stage where the famous pilgrimage city of Talpa. Centro, and there up the little hill to comedians and other entertainers Talpa is a small beautiful town, our condo, a 1-bedroom, furnished perform their hilarious acts for free about a 3-hour mountainous drive with workable kitchen was all set by every evening. from PV and where beside the our very friendly host, Octavio. Beside the Malecon, the side streets “miracle-promising” church, the town After the brief settling down and are as exciting selling typical colorful offers freshly made guava rolls (worth freshening up, Angelo walked us handicrafts. The close by public buying), locally produced coffee down the hill to the grocery store, and market is a great place to explore and beans and handicrafts. said ‘adios’ to let us find our way back shop a large variety of indigenously Visiting these nearby towns to our apartment. With grocery bags, produced items from hats to dresses, around Puerto Vallarta, one typical we started to figure out which ‘calle’ decorative articles to useful household characteristic emerges out of any (street) goes to our new home, and stuff. Mexican city or town: its centro despite being overly confident, we Our favourite purchase was the area with big park-like central plaza lost our way but somehow managed handmade colorful glass wares surrounded by a church, a government to come back to the store to hire the including the stem ones for wine. building and shops. This architectural taxi as we decided to play it safe on And we got so many of them that as feature certainly provides a sense of the first day of our aspiring vacation. these were showing up prominently in community for town dwellers. And no We were so tired after the exhaustive our suitcases at the airport scanning wonder, Mexicans are perhaps one of journey, overladen with the two-hour machines that one inspector assured friendliest people in the world. ahead time difference, that after a us “don’t worry your glasses are not All in all, Mexico is a welcome quick dinner we retired for the day. broken”. and genial place to visit and Puerto From the balcony of our centrally- During the stay our major activity Vallarta provides hundred percent located unobstructed-view apartment, was the walk up and down the little guarantee of that. an awesome spectacle of the semi- mountain where our apartment was. SATURDAY 15 ISSUE 217 | DECEMBER 2012 FRIDAY 21 Vallarta Voices 21

day)? The items must be crafted by the vendor, not resales & they may not have a storefront. There will be music & dancing. I am very excited for this. I LOVE markets!!” I do too, especially when by ANNA REISMAN they offer more unusual items. For now, I’m getting ready to go see The Rocky Horror Show with friends who haven’t seen it yet. I don’t remember the last time I enjoyed a show enough to go see it again… And then there will be “Aïda” on Saturday, which we’ve This past week, we did something I all been waiting for ever since it was hadn’t done in over a decade: We went to announced, followed by the Christmas spend time in the main square right in the Market at La Luna and the Hanukah middle of the pilgrimages to Our Lady of dinner at Café Bohemio on Sunday, the Guadalupe. last night of our 8-day celebration. Fun, To say that it was wonderful would be an fun, fun! understatement. Problem is, there just isn’t enough time to Though the space normally allotted for the take in all the events scheduled for the next couple dancers to enjoy themselves had been greatly of weeks all over the place… reduced due to the myriad food stands set up for the Where did my out-of-town guests and I eat these celebrations, it didn’t seem to deter them from having past few days (when we weren’t devouring all the a great time, laughing and dancing to Mexican and good stuff we’d bought at the Saturday Market Co-op international tunes played by the enthusiastic band at the PCC)? Well, two of them –Quebecers- went to up in the gazebo. One couple in particular had me Vietnam Express, and loved it. Another group of us mesmerized. They were so beautiful to watch. went to Trio to gorge ourselves on the various duck I even bought one of those hand-made bark paper dishes offered during their Duck Festival. Wow! We hangings that I’d been meaning to get ever since all ended up taking leftovers home once again. Just I first saw them at a fair they once had in Parque too much good stuff. If you love duck like I do and Lazaro Cardenas. you haven’t gone to Trio yet, We had tamales and tacos you have until the 20th to , fresh fruit, crêpes… experience it for yourself. I just didn’t have enough Another day, we went back room left for the . to Salud for lunch, where By Wednesday, the I’m slowly working my way processions were larger than through the entire menu. I’ve ever seen. I’m including And a bunch of us are going a photo taken by Señor Fox to Gilmar’s for some of the (www.romamexico.com) just best whole red snapper in to give you an idea. Ten blocks town. Did I ever get to tell long, it just went on all day. you what a fantabulous meal Church bells ringing, pilgrims we had at La Leche a couple chanting, Aztec dancers ... of weeks ago? I love it. As this issue has to I’m not going to mention be sent to the printer’s, I’ll any negatives or throw have to wait until next time bricks at anyone or anything to tell you about the evening this week. It’s a time to celebrations. Of course, I rejoice, be grateful, and won’t even try to describe the share our good fortune with vehicular chaos that ensues those among us who are not every year in our town on so blessed. December twelfth. I wish you all the most Our friend Kathleen of wonderful, happy holidays Deja New Consignment Store ever, and may your Mirror sent us the following, which I thought I’d share always reflect a happy, healthy you! with you: “Have you heard about the new Artisan Hasta la próxima. [email protected] & Cultural market starting at Lazaro Cardenas Park on Fridays, from 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. (LOOOONG

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Planting Roots in Mexico In tropical climes, this plant can Green fruits may develop, grow to five plus meters (15’) in blackening as they ripen and then length - but will remain smaller splitting open from the top to the by TOMMY CLARKSON when planted in a container – bottom presenting a bright orange climbing without tendrils, suckers fleshy lining containing four black or root hairs but simply twining seeds. around all with which it comes into The Bleeding Heart gets highly contact. In the right conditions, mixed reviews from those who it will bloom year ‘round. As it have experience with it. I’ve noted blooms best from new growth, the following – highly diverse – when it appears that the flowering observations as regards whether Bleeding Heart has ceased or slowed down, it this is a plant one would wish to should be pruned to the desired include in their garden: “This plant Clerodendrum thomsoniae shape. It’s a good hanging pot or gets a lot of oohs and ahhs from my Family: Verbenaceae trellis plant. friends (as) it is very different and (Also known as Bleeding Heart Vine, Bag Flower, Glorybower, Its leaves are dark, glossy green gives a garden a bit of personality.” Bleeding Glory Bower, Tropical Bleeding Heart, or Glory Tree.) and can be up to 18 cm (7”) With the other - darker - side of long. This vining bush can grow the spectrum being “This thing is horrible (and) impossible to kill… I have begun to consider Throughout the warm it a noxious weed.” Hence, in temperate to tropical regions light of it sending out runners of the Old World, there are and shoots and, accordingly, approximately 400 species of popping up in all manner of these attractive shrubs. Generally locations, it might be a prudent speaking, they require a “firm compromise to keep it potted. hand” as they seem to have minds To propagate, simply press a of their own and can become a bit cutting into the soil. But don’t be difficult to control… have I told impatient as you will not see any you about my youngest son? results for several weeks. Don’t This specific, vigorous, uproot those (now) dry looking sprawling, woody, vine-like twigs. Before too terribly long, evergreen shrub is originally from The basis for its common name vertically to a height of 1.8 meters you’ll see new shots peeling out West Africa and was quite popular are the spraying clusters of heart (6’) and, generally speaking, I’d from those original cuttings. in the mid 10th century being called shaped, white balloon-like calyxes suggest growing it in partial shade While maligned by some and the “Beauty Bush”. Its Latin name (sometimes used in making leis) to prevent leaf scorch. Actually, the lauded by others, I can’t help but was an honor bestowed upon Rev. with crimson red buds (resembling ideal situation would probably be love these tough but tenacious, William Cooper Thomson who, a drop of blood) near the center. Its full sun in the cooler mornings and tropical vine plants. As one of in the mid to late 1800’s, was a ovate to oblong leaves are a glossy, partial shade during the hottest parts my peers describes them, they are missionary/physician in Nigeria. dark-green. of the day as the brighter the light as “as lavish as the bougainvillea, situation, the greater the amount of wholly capable of leaving you flowers. These striking flowers will breathless with their magnificent, last a very long time – often over celestial beauty.” So, with that in a month. They are also popular for mind, if you’ve the mind for it, get indoor floral arrangements because one and form your own opinion! of their longevity. It likes lots of water and misting, In Manzanillo, visit Ola Brisa Gardens, or merely give the leaves a good Tommy and Patty’s verdant, multi- shower almost every day. How terraced tropical paradise nestled on a much water, I’m often asked. hill overlooking the magnificent vista of Santiago Bay. Leisurely meander its curved, One of my, occasional, secondary paved path, experiencing, first hand, a resources advised “constantly moist delicious array of palms, plants and flowers but not wet soil.”) Say what?! Just from all over the world. Or, e-mail questions use a little common sense. to him at [email protected]

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Blue water and temperatures in a perfect 82 degrees, these are rare days Champagne days indeed. Those who are serious about their of sportfishing in PV fishing and don’t mind taking the overnight ¨Find the fish¨ trips will find Yellowfin Tuna in excess of 200 Written by STAN GABRUK lbs. at the Tres Marias Islands. You of Master Baiter´s Sportfishing and Tackle can be assured Master Baiter’s has no interest in losing out boats so you can catch fish. We won’t risk your safety or well-being to make a buck. Others companies are well inside the boundary lines and many boats are being seized, you won’t hear this on the chickens, 7 a.m. depart times are Bloody Decks, amigos. For the most perfect, long-range guys leave the part, you’ll be targeting only Yellowfin afternoon before so you can open Tuna, so you will be a one-target trip. your eyes with a pole in your hand. Let me know if you’d be interested in Either way you’re heading out to do sharing a trip of approx. 16 hrs and something many only fantasize about. we’ll get you that finned fantasy. Black Marlin running 600 lbs. are still Punta Mita has come to life lately around Corbeteña, Dorado are in the with surprisingly large Dorado 45 to 55-lb range. Sailfish are still running 35 to 45 lbs., something shiny here in big numbers, but they seem is working incredibly well as does to be thinning, with still plenty to go live bait. Sailfish in the 90-lb range is around. Marlin are a picky bunch, but everywhere and taking just about any they are taking live bait so be sure to bait put in front of them. Like always, Vallarta and I will be there in my new have your live well clean and stuffed. about 15 miles off the point you’ll still place! Everyone coming by to see my Again, no secrets, just get there and find smaller Blue Marlin. An 8-hour new location will get a FREE CITY the story begins. Yellowfin Tuna seem trip will do you well, amigo. OR JUNGLE TOUR! So I expect to to be in and out. Still running from Well that’s it for now, until next see you all at my shop soon! Normally in December we see the 70 to 200 lbs. if heading in a western week don’t forget to kiss your fish and Master Baiter’s is still the only turn of the season, the days are cooler, direction. Cubera Snappers for those always remember: at Master Baiter’s real fishing company in Vallarta the evening cold to those who live here who like jigging for 65-lb Blue Plate Sportfishing and Tackle, “We Won’t with its own exclusive boats that are in Puerto Vallarta year ‘round. This Specials. Well worth the ten hours it Jerk You Around!¨ reliable, fast, with English-speaking, year, it’s been unseasonably warm takes for the day. fish-catching professionals! keeping our world famous fishing At El Banco (The Questions on any subject: grounds warm and abundant with fish! Bank) the song remains feel free to ask at my email: A machine for Marlin and Yellowfin the same. Dorado are CatchFish@MasterBaiters. Tuna. Dorado are still strong around larger around the high com.mx Web page: www. the Marieta Islands, with some nice spots running in the 35 MasterBaiters.com.mx or call bulls still hanging out around ignored to 50-lb range. Google me directly locally at: (044) El Moro. With empty fishing grounds, Eye and Bonito as bait 322 779-7571 or if roaming: the seasonal sportsman has everything are working well so 011 521 322 779-7571 (this he could possibly want. Perfect why change things? YF is my cell phone directly until temperatures, blue water, abundant Tuna about 12 miles the shop phone is working). fishing, deserted fishing grounds, it’s to the north heading You can come be a ¨Fan¨ like you’re in the 50’s but with newer towards the Tres Marias on Facebook here: http:// equipment. For a short time every year Islands. Black Marlin in www.facebook.com/pages/ the conditions come together and form the 600 to 700-lb range, Master-Baiters-Sportfishing- the Champagne days of Sportfishing but will drive you Tackle/88817121325 Facebook in Puerto Vallarta. nuts with ¨bill whaps¨ Fans get special perks you We have seen the Yellowfin Tuna and not take bait. Rainbow runners Master Baiter’s has changed won’t find in my reports. filter back in off Corbeteña as the sprinkled in the area, Sailfish that are locations in Marina Vallarta, we The trade name Master Baiter’s ® moon phase becomes more favorable, still large, very large. Again nothing are now near Victor’s Café Tecuba Sportfishing and Tackle is protected moving the bite to later in the morning. special to remember or do, just get and will be opening soon. Look for under trade mark law and is the sole So no worries about getting up before there and get in the game. me at the least traveled end of Marina property of Stan Gabruk.

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and are anything but happy. Not only that the person is no longer with us. is the immediate family (spouse and We grieve again. Our feelings may children) greatly affected, so is the return or become stronger and more Holiday time, happy time, extended family (in-laws) and family difficult to manage. We may feel family time …or not. of origin (parents and siblings). They extremely sad, and struggle to enjoy have to decide to go ahead with the the holidays, or we may believe that gathering or avoid you at all costs. we shouldn’t be joyful or celebrating by GISELLE BELANGER Should they just exclude you but without that person in our lives. The RN, LCSW include your spouse and children? circumstances of their death usually Should they hope everything will trigger certain emotions which we calm down and be alright? Should relive, such as anger and frustration they pretend like nothing happened? at the disease that killed them and the Is there something they can do, if so medicine that didn’t save them, or the what? What boundaries and limits are person who caused the tragic accident, they going to set? or at them for their refusal to stop Divorce, especially in the first drinking or drugging or their refusal to How is everyone doing now that The holidays can be very difficult year or two is challenging because change bad habits in order to improve the holiday season is upon us? and challenging. They can trigger everyone is struggling to adapt to new a chronic health condition. We may I imagine that there are a variety old memories, provoke painful situations, which demand compromise feel powerless that we couldn’t save of ways the upcoming holidays are emotions that are often very difficult and flexibility. The original family unit them, or maybe guilty because we impacting each of you. Some may be or impossible to manage, and is lost. The children, no matter how didn’t see them often enough or say “I spending it away from family either sometimes lead to crises. This is old or young, are forced to accept that love you” often enough. by choice or circumstance, and some particularly true for individuals and things are not the same. They usually Some of you may be suffering an may be enthusiastically preparing to families who are unstable, volatile, in have to split their time between their impending loss. You may be letting go celebrate and gather together with chaos, arguing, separated, or grieving. parents and their respective extended of a loved one now. Your holidays are family and/or friends, while others are Families struggling and suffering with families. One thing is for sure; it will certainly not the same and you know dreading it, thinking of ways to avoid addiction, abuse and violence, divorce, never be the same. Some children you will never be the same again it, wishing it would just go away. or death are particularly stricken and adapt and some rebel. Some are either. The person who is dying also No matter what, we all have holiday impacted around the holidays. struggling to get to know and accept knows that this is their last holiday memories, some more pleasant than their parent’s new partner and possible or large family gathering. They know others, and experiences filled with …Turmoil and uncertainty step-siblings. There is usually a great they will never have any of this again traditions that we can’t wait to pass on Addiction is a very powerful deal of confusion, resentment, not and can only be grateful for the times or that we hope to never repeat. disease that takes complete control feeling considered or important, they did share with family and friends. over a person’s life and consequently and possibly some rejection and They know they are leaving everyone Family gatherings grossly impacts the lives of the people abandonment. behind. They are keenly aware of No matter if we are looking forward close to them; their spouse, children, My girlfriend divorced 6 months all their children or grandchildren’s to it or not, getting together with family parents, or friends. The destruction is ago (after 18 years with her second upcoming events that they will never for the holidays automatically throws widespread. Problems seem to become husband), and shortly after and very attend. This holiday probably means us into old familiar roles and family exacerbated around the holidays; an unexpectedly, she found herself more to them than ever before. dynamics. Some of us are more aware actively using addict may increase falling in love with an old friend. Everything, including time, has than others that this is happening and their alcohol/drug use and an addict in Much to her surprise, she is in a become so precious. can manage it somewhat, while others sobriety and recovery may be at high relationship with him and planning I wish you all peace and are blindsided every time or they risk for relapsing. the holidays to include him and his tranquility, joy and laughter, and know it’s coming and just prepare for In situations of family violence, young-adult sons. Her young-adult may you be surrounded by love the worst, knowing there’s no way often times the perpetrator of abuse daughter (23) is having a terrible time from family and friends. Happy to stop it. Others might rather enjoy and violence tend to escalate during the with this. She not only has to travel Holidays! it because it works for them; it’s holidays creating a tense sometimes home for the holidays, she already comfortable and it still gets the results dangerous family environment. spent her childhood (since age 4) Giselle Belanger, RN, LCSW they like and are used to. Your siblings Needless to say, the holiday celebration dividing her time between her mom (psychotherapist) is available for may not agree and may feel like “here is ruined and the family is in chaos and and dad’s houses. She grew up with appointments in person, by phone, or by we go again”. It can be so annoying to crisis once again. The abuse cycle is a loving step-father who she now has skype webcam. Contact info: ggbelanger@ become the little brother again or the often followed by profuse apologies, to “squeeze in” and divide her time 3 sbcglobal.net Mex cell: 044 (322) 138- one everyone picks on or blames for his pleading for forgiveness and his ways. She is angry and wants no part 9552 or US cell: (312) 914-5203 everything. Of course, this becomes wife struggling to give him another of her mother’s new relationship. even more complicated when spouses opportunity or decide whether she has When we suffer a loss (death), and children are brought into the had enough. the holidays are filled with powerful mix. Now watch the family dynamics In these cases, the holidays memories. We feel the emptiness all change! represent turmoil and uncertainty over again; it becomes very apparent

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with all sorts of accessorizing. Daunting perhaps, but all is good when mixed with a bit of creativity and drama. Tango Body & Sol dancers release energy of self- confidence, style, organizational skills, as well as creativity. by KRYSTAL FROST While dancing tango, you can [email protected] express your feelings through movement and interpretation of the music; you can use tango as your tool for sharing the passion of the music with your partner. TANGO in P.V. of a satisfying dance perhaps with a Now listen up, Dear Reader! complete stranger... flirt, smile, eye Tango is not only the hardest contact, a slight rise of the eyebrow dance you will ever love. If you happened to be strolling is an invitation with a smile as a Dedication to the dance practice down the Malecon Thursday evening, consent... and then it starts. can significantly increase your perhaps you witnessed the delightful Have I got your attention yet?? overall health: tango duet of James Friedgen & Christa Let me introduce you to the - Increasing muscle tone Rodriguez performing at Los Arcos. Milongeros (Mee Long Ger Os), those - Improving the shape of your This charming and generous couple dancers that frequent what is called spinal chord travels the world enticing people into Milongas (Mee Long Ghas), or social - Enhancing balance, stability the rhythms and traditions of tango tango parties. and flexibility through the study of complex moves - Reducing stress and anxiety and musicology. There’s even a (not too sure of this one... Saturday night midnight milonga emotions can be pretty strong) all along the Malecon ...with live - Building self-confidence music, tables, candles, etc. - Helping in socializing Tango is a natural elixir. Last word… There are a Uplifting, increasing your passion number of teachers around and creativity, uniting people town, Barbara and Al of different ages and cultures, Garvey started up classes a inspiring new romances and few years ago at J.B. each refreshing current ones. It evokes Wednesday evening. Contact: passion, one of our intrinsic human [email protected] qualities. There is a free tango class In tango classes, you can expect and milonga each Sunday to break a sweat while engaging in a Traditionally, these gatherings of starting at 4:30 p.m. at the Rosita seemingly relaxed workout to inspiring tango lovers start around midnight, Hotel with the lively and lovely music. Classes bring one in contact and go to the wee morning hours. Nanette Taylor, who recently with positive creative individuals such However, this has changed to starting organized the amazing 2-week as artists, dancers, and free spirits earlier and ending around midnight. tango course with masters James from all walks of life. Tangeros are a Most bring a bottle of wine and perhaps Friedgen & Christa Rodriguez. friendly bunch that love the drama of a some cheese, the focus is on the dance. Contact: nanette.taylor@gmail. flowing hemline and curve of a heel in In most European, South American com a well-executed duet… it’s lovely and and American cities, there is a scene In the meantime, check out fun. Also, a note to the independent for after-hours milongeros where one the milonga on the Malecon traveler: One can tune in to a spirited can see some really amazing dancing on Saturday evenings... it may and generous tango community in most while sipping a tinto. Kinda like those change your life. countries. You can log onto one of the little places in Seville where you can tango sites mentioned by Prof. Google see the lady who sells cheese during and check out the locations, drop in the day turn into someone completely on a class and voilà! Communication possessed after midnight through the Krystal Frost is a long time resident of Puerto Vallarta. Graduate of University through dance and music is the most expression of flamenco. of Guadalajara, and specialized in cosmetic acupuncture at Bastyr University in antiquated means of communication. And the clothes! There is a focus on Washington State. She is the owner of Body & Sol for over 15 years where she practices Not a word of French is required to elegance through pure lines and fine traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture, massage therapy, yoga, meditation and enjoy an innocent 4-minute love affair, shoes for the gentlemen and creativity nutritional counseling. She has created healing programs for individuals, retreats which is how they describe the feeling in hemlines and heels for the ladies, and spas. Questions and comments may be directed to [email protected]

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Those formulas include chamomile, arnica, calendula, retinol (vitamin A), phytonadion (vitamin K), and those with depigmentation actives and components that restore Zones that show moisture and smoothness to the skin. Crow’s feet, the finest lines around the outside corner your age of the eyes, disappear little by little with peptides and hyaluronic acid creams, which penetrate even better by ALI HERNANDEZ when in capsule form. Check your eyesight regularly. Make sure your glasses have the right prescription so you won’t have to squint to see well. That only accentuates crow’s feet and the lines between the eyebrows. Get enough rest. Your face will look better for it. 3. Furrow lines above the upper lip With time, the loss of muscle tone and the reduction “Starting around 40,” says the specialist, “those vertical of collagen and elastin cause certain parts of the face to lines become deeper, which hardens the expression. The lose their firmness and outline, i.e.: the facial oval, the corners of the mouth relax and fall, making the face look eye area and the area above the upper lip. sad.” Lips start to lose their color Nevertheless, according to Luz and plumpness while their outline Zambrano, cosmetology specialist loses its definition. in facial and body treatments, there Smooth the lips’ surface. Use a are different ways of preventing and mild exfoliant with microgranules, or lessening those obvious signs of brush them softly with a toothbrush, aging, at home, starting with a daily then apply some lip balm. routine that includes creams and Rejuvenate the lip area by applying adequate lifestyle habits. an antiaging serum regularly, as 1. Facial oval / outline well as products with collagen and The aging process mentioned above hyaluronic spheres as they hydrate causes flaccidity in the tissues which and help plump up the wrinkles. results in a look of tiredness and age. Color with lipsticks that contain To reduce it, choose creams with nutritional and protective ingredients active firming and tensor ingredients, such as was, cocoa oil or karité. among which Zambrano mentions the acids: hyaluronic, Stop smoking, it causes unsightly wrinkles around the glycolic, lactic, and retinol. Other actives that may be mouth while drying out the lips. Do not lick your lips as included are elastin and its derivatives that activate the saliva dehydrates them. Do not damage them by biting formation of collagen fibers. them or picking at the dead skin that protects them. The effect of day and night creams used regularly are intensified if a firming serum is used previously. Come visit us at Ali’s Health & Rejuvenation Spa so Include foods good for the skin in your diet, that we may show you what our treatments can do to help ingredients that contain calcium (low fat milk products, you feel and be as beautiful as you should be! green vegetables, dried fruit), vitamins A, E, C and D All services at Ali’s Health & Rejuvenation Spa are (fish, enriched cereals, soya drinks, fresh fruit, etc.) offered by professionals familiar with the techniques, Hydrate from within. Drink two liters of water per the products and their applications, whether you’re day, including teas, fruit juice, etc. interested in a facial, massage, manicure, pedicure, 2. The eye area hair removal, or any of the many services available... Sun, smoking and repeated expression movements Consultations are free. For more information, or to make by the muscles around the eyes thin the dermis layer an appointment with our expert in skin treatments, Dr. there, promoting the appearance of the first wrinkles. Mario Peña Esparza (not a dermatologist), nutritionist The expert claims that this is one of the places where Vanessa Altamirano, or with renowned plastic surgeon age can be determined as it is a high-risk area which, Dr. Nestor Baldizon, please give us a call. without specific care from an early age, can show visible (Source: Beatriz García Cardona) damage. That also happens with bags under the eyes. If we add heredity to those factors, with tiredness and Ali Hernandez is one of the few certified cosmetologists the reduction of estrogen that occurs around the age of in Puerto Vallarta. Her clinic is conveniently located on 40, the result is a darker skin, flaccid and dry, that makes 5 de Febrero, No. 319, right near Rizo’s. Appointments the face look older. can be made at 224-9633 or 044 322 292-8582. For bags under the eyes, we need specific creams for that area, that help drain the liquid in the eyelids.

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“He’s too old,” little Pedro said, next part,” Pedro said. “The ashes “let’s go. We have to be back before are too deep for the horses to carry dark.” you.” The Wrong Volcano II “Why? What happens after While the prospect of walking dark?” sounded good, I was a little leery “We can’t see where we’re going. of the ashes. Vamonos!” “What about you, Pedro? You by GIL GEVINS I climbed aboard the stumpy going to walk?” horse and followed the bossy kid “No, I’m, too short.” into the woods. The trail took us The ashes were deep, well above down into a valley filled with pines my knees, which would have put and flowers. It was quite beautiful them somewhere around wee Having failed in my first attempt all day. The man - Arturo was his and, after twenty minutes, painful, Pedro’s pectorals. After an hour of to scale the famous Paricutin name - seemed experienced and as well. Multiple locations on my trudging through this morass Pedro, Volcano, I decided several years reliable, so it was with an easy buttocks began to express their yawning atop his horse, said, “Are later (don’t ask me why) to try heart that I went to bed that night, displeasure with the very idea of you tired? You want to go back?” again. Fourteen hours of bouncy a sixty pound log jammed against riding a horse - forget about the “No, Pedro!” I gasped with driving landed me in the remote my door, keeping it more or less bleeping wooden saddle! conviction. “We’re going all the mountain town of Angahuan in the closed. Our first stop came, mercifully, way to the crater!” state of Michoacan. It was from In the morning, after almost half an hour later. And then, suddenly, we were Angahuan’s only “hotel” that I blowing myself up lighting the “You can get off the horse now,” back on terra firma, standing on planned to set off on my adventure water heater, I consumed two bowls Pedro said. the actual flanks of the Paricutin the following morning. of granola, luxuriated in a five Stiffly, I dismounted and set my Volcano. All around us wisps of The hotel sat atop the trailhead, minute mist of lukewarm water and feet atop the jagged remains of the vented steam rose into the clear which was its only reason for got dressed. Moments later there legendary and unpronounceable mountain air. I approached one of existing; non-volcanic tourism was a knock on the door. Removing village of Parangaricutimicuaro. these mysterious fumaroles and had being essentially a non-starter in the log, I was much surprised to see Parangaricutimicuaro was almost no problem burning my hand on a this rustic place where Spanish was a small boy standing there, holding entirely buried. All you could see rock. the second language and many folk the reins of two short boney horses. was a single church spire growing “The rocks are very hot,” Pedro spoke only Purépecha, the local “Hola,” he said, “I’m Pedro. out of the congealed magma. mentioned helpfully. “And don’t indian idiom. Time to go.” “You can take a picture now.” breathe in that steam. It’s full of Upon “checking in”, I was given “Go where? Who are you?” Our rest-stop lasted five minutes. poison.” an eighth of a roll of toilet paper, “To the volcano,” he replied “Vamonos!” the little guide said. I leapt away from the perilous a micro- towel and a bundle of impatiently. “I’m Arturo’s The next two hours passed in a fumaroles. Then I tied a damp rag sticks wrapped in twenty layers of grandson. Vamonos!” blur of pain and scenic beauty. The over my nose and downed three kerosene-soaked newspaper. “But I hired Arturo, and that big wooden saddle grew harder and Ibuprofens. Then I took a long “When you are ready to take horse with the beautiful saddle… harder, like a Republican’s heart. look up at the steep barren slope your shower,” the sole employee hey, wait a minute! Are those Just this side of the biblical looming above us, the top of which instructed me, “place the bundle in saddles made of wood?” sounding “Valley of Ashes”, we was obscured behind a cloud. the bottom of the water heater, light “Yes, they are fine wooden came to a tiny rancho. Pedro “You still want to go to the it and wait fifteen minutes.” saddles. Let’s go.” decreed that we would stop there crater?” Pedro asked. My “room” contained one bunk “How old are you?” for lunch. A woman approached “Um… maybe not.” bed. The door had no lock and “Almost ten.” and told us we were in luck “Good. You can take another kept opening by itself. While I was I was not much of a horseman, but because several of their chickens picture now.” searching for a stout stick to prop it it seemed to me that spending nine had died only recently. I ordered closed, an old Indian rode up to me hours sitting on a wooden saddle one whole chicken for the two us, Gil Gevins is the author of four on a tall handsome horse. “Buenas might not be that comfortable; which proved to be inadequate. ridiculously funny books, including tardes,” he said. “Are you going to and being guided thru the wilds The chicken, when it was set PUERTO VALLARTA ON 49 the volcano mañana? Yes? Then of Michoacan by a ten year-old before us, gave the appearance of BRAIN CELLS A DAY, and his you will need to rent a horse and boy who was extremely short for having expired from malnutrition. latest, SLIME AND PUNISHMENT. a guide.” his age (as were the horses) might I ordered a second chicken, which Signed copies of Gil’s books are In this he was correct and we not be my most prudent course of had less meat on it than a Chris available at his wife’s wonderful quickly agreed on a price. He told action, either. “Where’s Arturo?” I Christie leftover. shop, LUCY’S CUCU CABAÑA, me to be ready at eight am sharp, demanded. “Why isn’t he guiding Still hungry, we were soon on located at 295 Basilio Badillo. And as the roundtrip journey would take me?” our way. “You have to walk this as E-Books, on Amazon Kindle.

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high enough to pull cash out to invest period of time, more American in a second home in Mexico. buyers are expected to come back into the market. 3. THE ECONOMY: Mexico’s economy is going very 4. GOVERNMENT by HARRIET MURRAY well, and this is acknowledged by POLICIES: economists and government reports. Government policies which With a new President and party in stimulate the economy, affect the power, experts are predicting that real estate component. Government Mexico will grow faster than Brazil incentives can help determine Factors which influence and become the largest economy in changes in supply and demand or Latin America. The strong economy identify potentially false trends. The Mexican second home sales here bodes well for buyers of real US has used in the past first-time estate. Canadians have a strong buyer incentives, and Mexico has economy at this time, so their incentives for citizens to purchase confidence in buying abroad is low cost homes. 1. DEMOGHAPHICS: Europeans are less frequent buyers healthy. American’s do not have We have been fortunate to have for second homes on the west coast the same situation at the moment. A How a country handles incentives Mexicans, Canadians, and Americans of Mexico, but a number of them weaker economy at home affects the for foreigners to buy real estate, is buying real estate in our market did purchase homes and retired in American’s confidence in his amount important to that country’s overall for many years. Since 2008, the Guadalajara, Mexico. economy. Countries shift from predominately American now compete with buyers for second homes has moved 2. INTEREST others to attract foreign to Canadians. Canadian money is RATES: investment by offering tax on par or higher than the US dollar, In the United States, advantages, citizenship, reflecting the strength of the Canadian interest rates very much or permanent visas. economy. American buyers have influence the demand faced economic problems at home, and price of real estate. This article is based which have affected their confidence This is not true yet in upon legal opinions, in buying abroad. The Mexican Mexico, since there are current practices and my middle class is now taking advantage more cash purchases personal experiences. I of peso loans to buy homes which cost than mortgage based. recommend that each more than the government subsidized Canadian buyers for potential buyer or seller product. Fluvial has become a the most part have not of real estate conduct his popular choice, as well as homes east financed their second own due diligence and and west of Francisco Villa. home purchases here, review. Baby boomers as a demographic nor have Mexicans. category have a huge effect on many Previously, Americans were not of discretionary income to spend on Harriet Murray may be contacted sectors of the global economy. Their financing their Mexican purchases, a second home. Americans are still at [email protected] economic circumstances will affect but re-financing their US properties buying, but not in the same numbers where they choose to live and when when interest rates were low. Prior as 5 years ago. When the US they decide to retire. to 2007, equity in US properties was economy is better for a long enough

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there; I’ll use it” is on the rise. A problem and most manufacturers poll in 2009 indicated that only now ship wireless routers and 18% of respondents felt comfortable modems with at least basic wireless connecting up to unknown, open security. wireless networks. That’s almost If you’re still unsure of your Wi- doubled in 2 years! Fi protection, have a knowledgeable Most consumers know that leaving friend give you a hand or ask your their Wi-Fi network open is not a local techie. good thing, but the reality is that So as not to be lecturing you for many have not taken the steps to my full 750 words, I think I’ll drop protect themselves. Consumers that security subject and get you Securing Your Wi-Fi and More… can usually activate Wi-Fi security some helpful tips on Word and protections in a few simple steps, but Excel. The biggest secrets in these much like the seatbelts in your car, programs are the shortcuts and fixes Following up on my recent article In a recent survey that polled “it won’t protect you unless you use for common issues. Here are some of about strengthening your passwords 1,054 people, around 40% of those it.” So what, then, should one do? my favorites: for your on-line accounts, and last responding indicated that they would Naturally, the Wi-Fi Alliance has a Ctrl + A Select all contents of the week’s Wi-Fi router article, I thought rather entrust someone with a key few helpful steps for those looking page. I’d bring up an often forgotten to their house than their wep key to give their wireless network the Ctrl + B Bold highlighted text security... Your wireless internet (wireless password) to their Wi-Fi same protection and security as selection. security. network. their house. This includes looking Ctrl + C Copy selected text. How can you tell if someone’s Or, to borrow a phrase from a for devices that use Wi-Fi Protected Ctrl + E Aligns the line or selected really your friend in today’s statement release by the Wi-Fi Setup, under the assumption that it’s text to the center of the screen. connected world? Here’s a hint: You Alliance, “More than one quarter a lot easier for an average consumer Ctrl + I Italic highlighted text know their Wi-Fi password. At least, of those surveyed said sharing to hit a button that automatically selection. that’s according to new statistics their Wi-Fi network password feels configures a device for one’s wireless Ctrl + L Aligns the line or selected from Wakefield Research and the more personal than sharing their security settings than fiddle around text to the left of the screen. Wi-Fi Alliance. toothbrush.” in arcane configuration screens. Ctrl + M Indent the paragraph. But for all the privacy and security But to that, the Wi-Fi Alliance also Ctrl + P Open the print window. that people seem to assign to their suggests that consumers use strong Ctrl + R Aligns the line or selected own Wi-Fi networks that does little passwords and WPA security settings text to the right of the screen. to stop the average American from to lock down their home networks. Ctrl + U Underline highlighted hopping on a Wi-Fi network that And consumers should also turn selection. isn’t his or hers. off their mobile devices’ ability Ctrl + V . Additional survey results released to automatically connect to open Ctrl + X Cut selected text. show that 36% of those polled have networks - why ask to use someone Ctrl + Y Redo the last action no problem whatsoever hopping on else’s toothbrush if you don’t have performed. any Wi-Fi network that’s in range to? Ctrl + Z Undo last action. of a compatible device - whether You’d be surprised how many These are just a few of the most they have an understanding with the people STILL don’t have ANY common shortcuts. If you’re network’s owner or otherwise. security on their internet wireless. feeling adventurous, you can check And this prevalence toward, “It’s The whole industry is aware of this out PCMagazine online for more complex shortcuts and tips. Go to www.pcmag.com and in the search BOOK SIGNING COCKTAIL PARTY box type “Word Tips”. That’s all my time for now, see you again in next week. Until then, remember: only safe Internet!

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The New York Times Tuesday Crossword Puzzle

Solution to Crossword on Page 28 SUDOKU! Sudoku is a logic-based placement puzzle.

The aim of the puzzle is to enter a numerical digit from 1 through 9 in each row, column and group of squares enclosed by the bold lines (also called a box). Each box must contain each number only once, starting with various digits given in some cells (the “givens”). Each row, column, and region must contain only one instance of each numeral. Completing the puzzle requires patience. It is recommended as therapy because some studies have suggested they might improve memory, attention and problem solving while staving off mental decline and perhaps reducing the risk of Alzheimer’s disease. Solution to Sudoku on Page 28

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