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Activities aid disability awareness Melanie Jones impaired, students tried on various News Editor glasses designed to demonstrate dif- ferent problems, such as tunnel vi- If students seemed a little frustrated sion. on The Quad yesterday, there was a For a glimpse into the world of the good reason for it. hearing impaired and deaf, partici- Students had the chance to dis- pating students pretended to place an cover what it is like to live with a order at a restaurant without speak- disability yesterday by going through ing. an obstacle course Disabled Student All of this was part of Disability Services and the University Programs Awareness Week, sponsored by the Council arranged. UPC. DSS and the UPC hope that by The frustration began as students experiencing the difficulties disabled signed up to participate - the trick students face, other students will be was they had to sign their names more understandingand sympathetic. backwards. That gave them some in- Foster said perhaps the least under- sight into living with a learning dis- stood problems are learning disabili- ability. ties. "This is probably dyslexia in ex- 'The problem with learning 4s- treme," Guy Foster, a graduate assis- abilities is that there is a provided tant in DSS, said. He saidtheextteme stigma attached," he said. That often was the easiest way to make students prevents students from getting the understand the difficulties faced by help they need because

Jamie Cole sororities and even residence halls. funds at the Wesley Foundation. Dale News Writer There are several events scheduled Clem,director of theFoundation, said during the week to alert students at the funds will aid the problems here JSU of the impending problems of in Calhoun County. "Ninety An estimated 37 million Ameri- hunger and homelessness. percent of the funds collected will cans, a total of 14 percent of the The week's activities will begin be distributed locally to agencies in population, live below the poverty with a Candlelight March at 7:30 the area," Clem said. The other 10 percent will go to state and national level, and estimates range from 10 to p.m. Monday around Trustee Circle. charities. 13 million for a count of our nation's Throughout the week, an informa- homeless. tion table on the subject will be sta- Throughout the week, JSU students Before Thanksgiving several JSU tioned in the Montgomery Building. may be surprised to find some home- students are helping to bring those On Tuesday's movie night, students less people residing on campus in the staggering figures to the attention of can pay for their admission to '"The form of dummies that will be placed this campus. Hunger and Five Heartbeats" in canned food. in certain areas. These dummies will Homelessness Week, observed Nov. Wednesday night, students with be accompanied by information con- 18-22, comes at the perfect time of meal plans can sign up to skip a meal cerning the problems of hunger and year to show how much there is to be and have Maniou donate the price of homelessness state-wide as well as thankful for and to make students that meal to the money collected by nation-wide. more alert to the problems of hunger the Wesley Foundation. Clem encourages all JSU students and homelessness. Students who live in the residence to get involved in the week's activi- Linda Chambers, executive direc- halls are also raising money for the ties. He is even sending letters to the tor of the Anniston Soup Bowl, said cause. A money jar is placed in each faculty, encouraging them to take It took three minutes for Stephen Bryant (a non-disabled the problem in this area is more se- residence hall and according to part and encourage their students to student) to enter the Jack Hopper Dining Hall. vere than many people think. "In Mylane Perry of the housing depart- do likewise. "In every discipline, you the blind and deaf yesterday. The seven years, theSoupBow1 has served ment, $50 worth of games and sports can do a class on hunger and ( Disability display included such things as over 196,000 people a noon meal. equipment will be awarded to the hall homelessness. (I hope) faculty will from page 1 phone equipment for the deaf and Many of these people we have served that raises the most money. incorporate this into their curricu- braille writers for the blind. are homeless," she said. On Thursday, Ellen Jennings, from lum," Clem said. In all, DSS actively serves 117 Arts and handicrafts by DSS stu- In efforts to allay the problem in the Bread for the World, will speak on Clem also stated several resource students. That includes students with dents will be om display from 10 area, over 40 student organizations the subjects of hunger and packets are available to faculty from visual and hearing impairments, a.m. to 2 p.m. today in Hammond will sponsor Hunger and homelessness at 6 p.m. at the Baptist Houston Cole Library, showing how learning disabilitiesand medical dis- Hall. Homelessness Awareness Week on Campus Ministries and again at 7 hunger and homelessness have been abilities. Tony Cochran, an attorney from the JSU campus. These range from p.m. at the Wesley Foundation. addressed in classrooms of major Other activities of Disability Birmingham who is blind, will speak government associations to religious Friday, the week's events will con- universities such as Harvard and Awareness Week included a dis- to students at 12 p.m. tomorrow in organizations to fraternities and clude with the collection of food and Brown. . play of technological equipment for the Mason Hall living room. ---Announcement I $7Changes ease registration *As required by JSU, all graduating seniors must take the College Jennifer Lynn Mclaughlin freshmen and sophomores to come would have to go and find other BASE Examination. Fall semester testing dates are: 1 News Wriier and take advantage of this." classes to take." 8:30-12:30 p.m. Saturday 25 1 Memll In addition to the convenience the In the CCBA Advisement Center, 530-9:30 p.m. Nov. 19 25 1 Memll If you are a freshman or sopho- advisement center offers, there is advisers know that schedules remain To register, contact the Office of Assessment at 782-5109. more planning to major in the Col- also an advantage of better advise- as they have been filled out. "It's *A poetry reading by Susan Methvin with Ann Surace at the piano lege of Commerce and Business Ad- ment, according to Upton. "We comforting to see the student walk playing introductory and closing music will be held at 7:30 p.m., ministration and you cringe every always have at least two advisers from my desk to the desk where the Monday, 1lth floor, Houston Cole Library. The second of the English time registration lines are mentioned, here, and students can talk to them schedule is processed," Jones said. Department's Fall Lecture Serieswill feature Methvin reciting poems by advisers think you can relax. about whatever scheduling questions If students register for classes 20th century poets James Wright, Galway Kinnell and Tom Lux as well The CCBA has opened its Ad- they may have. They don't have to which have been filled, Upton said as her own most recent work. Surace will also feature 20th century visement Center in 220 Merrill Hall hurry in and get their trial schedules the college will try to call other col- composers as a musical complement to the "reverential: mood of the for relatively hassle-free pre-regis- signed in five minutes." leges and departments and ask that evening's poetry." This reading is in response to Dana Gioia's recent mtion. The center is open weekdays Gail Jones, a JSU finance instruc- seat. be added. "Even if courses challenge in The Atlantic Monthly for modem American poets to spend from 8 a.m. until 4:30 p.m. through tor, said time has been one of the happen to be full, this is still better, a portion of each program reciting works by others and to combine Nov. 14, and it will be open until 7 bigger problems with pre-registra- because students don't have to wait poem with other arts, especially music. There is no charge and the p.m. Wednesday and Thursday. tion in the past. "Before, students in line to find out that they're full." public is invited to attend. For more information contact Susan Methvin No appointment is necessary for would have to uy to catch their advis- Sue Granger, professor of busi- 782-5469 or 238-1230. advisement. Freshmen and sopho- ers while they were in their offices, ness communication, agrees the ad- mores simply go by the center when and of course they would always be visement center will be stress-reduc- they have time, talk with advisers in classorsomething.Thisway, when ing for the students. "Before, stu- and have their trial schedules signed. the student has time, we're here." dents would talk to differentprofes- Texasstudent recants rapestory ~hest~d~~tsth~~~i~kthe~~onWith the improved quality of ad- sors and get different opinions. This - their scheduled registration date. No visement, freshmen and sophomores way we're all togeiher in one room, the assault. lines. No advisement here, registra- are also less likely to register for and we really can give the students College Press Sevice The university also issued a state- tion there. upper-level courses whose prerequi- better input." ment saying that the committee in- Carol Upton, CCBA data control sites they have not taken. "This past Carey Wesman, a sophomore Texas A&M University is continu- vestigating the harassment com- operator, directs students to advisers semester, we had literally hundreds financemajor, said the center is an ing its investigation of its Corps of plaints had confirmed some of the when they visit the center, and she of students register for classes they improvement. "Last year, E had to Cadets after allegations of sexual charges. processes the trial schedules. She said were not eligible to take," Jones said. wait in line for four hours to find out harassment by several women ca- In the statement, Texas A&M Presi- student feedback has been positive. "They would get advisement, write thatIcouldn'tgetintoanything. Then dets. dent William H. Mobley said, “The 'The students have really made a in a change on their trial schedules I felt like I was holding everybody But one female student who said actions of one person or group of pint to tell me how easy this is. They and get them processed. Then they else up because I had to find some- she was raped by some male mem- people should not be viewed as an like the fact that there are no lines and would go to class and find out that thing to take. This is so much better. bers of the corps told university in- indictment of the corps, the student that they can get everything done in they weren't allowed to be enrolled. Anything toreducestresson thiscam- vestigatorsrecentlythat sheliedabout body or the university itself." the same place. We really want our It was awful that all of these students pus is very welcome." 7 - The Chanticleer Thursday, November 14, 1991 3 City Planning Commission calls hearing: proposal would limit student housing

Christie Ware (theP~~P~~~~)~~~~ cer- Nichols said. The planning commission holds chance to speak, the commission will City News Editor "... He said the proposal can be meetings on the third Tuesday of discuss its op~onsmdCmtakeavote tainly aflect some JSU stu- amended before it is sent to the city every month. The ~~mmissionis or table the proposal until later. There is a growing concern among council too. expected to take UP the proposal at 6 SGA officials have planned amarch students about the possibility of a dents but not as many as "Should this proposal be accepted p.m. Tuesday at City Hall in the tothecity HalltopmteStthepOposal. change in the number of unrelated are rumored." and put into legislation, it will cer- council chambers. They are asking students to meet at 5 people allowed to live in a house or -- David Nichols tainly affect some JSU students. Nichols said the public will be p.m. in front of Bibb Graves Hall . apartment. "We have an obligation to the com- allowed to speak foreither~ositionat The group will walk to City Hall Lynn Causey, who works withthe chairman, Jacksonville ,.nity, and the students are a pmof the meting. and arrive by the time the meeting Jacksonville City Planning Commis- Planning t"0mmission (the community)," Nichols said. After the public has been given a starts. sion and the mayor's office, said the -

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living" in anv house or aDa-enj in David Nichols, chairman of the I JJ$ the city to two. Jacksonville Planning Commission, I I The proposal was submitted by wants to understand the Pro- concerned residents who live on 8th posedchangeisJustthat-- apo~osal. - --- - Avenue. "The commission is essentially

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6 OUNCE PACK The Chanticleer 4 Thursday, November 14, 1991

Proposed zoning Where in the world are we? Directions are hard for us Ameri- of Birmingham. I know this is an cans. Not just giving directions. No, isolated case. Most folks do know the change no good most of us have that down. We can direction of the sun's rising. But it get from point A to point B most of Editor in Chief signals a much larger problem that the time, unless of course one hap- does plagueour country. Increasingly, for students, city pens tobein Atlanta. It's so mixed up Americans don't know where in the if Sherman were to march through question, I'm sure I could come up world they are. And worse yet, they town now he would get caught in don't know the basic facts that tie our Tuesday night the Jacksonville Planning Commission will with some intelligent sounding an- traffic on 1-75 and give it up. Who swer even if it were terribly wrong. planet together. hear two sides to an important issue in the life of our city as we11 would blame him? Maybe I would have said, "because Next year Europe will come to- as students. The commission is faced with a proposal which Geography -that's what it's about. it likes the north windn or "moss is gether as the European Community would limit the number of unrelated residents living in any Never before has this been brought really fond of Santa" or "to guard and EC will wield a lot of the world's house or apartment to only two. Cumntly, the city allows up to home to me in such a blunt manner against another Yankee invasion." money and power. Ow students - five unrelated persons to live in a house or apartment. than it was just last week. I was Maybe I simply would have simply all our students, despite their career sitting in a seventh grade science said, "I dunno." aspirations - need to learn enough The proposal was raised by residents of 8th Avenue in the class when ...y es, I was sitting in a But never would I have considered geography to serve as a basis for northeast quadrant -- a traditionally "family" area of the city, and seventh grade class, and, no, it was the response from one student. With studying the world. The globe is getting smaller every said their reasoning was to keep traffic and trash caused by not at JSU, and, no, I am not that far complete confidence he spoke up and behind in science. neighboring JSU students out of their community. said -sit down for this -"Because Year. It's really irrelevant, but I was there the SUN RISES IN THE NORTH And to keep ahead, first we've got as part of an out-of-class experience and moss likes to face the rising sun." to keep up with the basics of educa- The complaints may or may not be justified - to judge that is for one of my courses. WHOP! Hit me right up the side of tion. not the issue here. The issue is limiting where people can live. And anyway the seventh grade the head too. Can you believe anyone There is a push now to emphasize And, quite honestly, the issue is mostly limiting whether JSU teacher askeda straightforward ques- who has spent 13 years on this planet the basics in public education, and students can expect to live in peaceful, affordable housing tion: "Why does moss grow on the doesn't know the direction of the that is good. I don't have the whole anywhere inside the city limits. After all, students are the central north side of a tree?"OK, so maybe rising sun. solution. I just hope we keep looking issue since they, by far, make up the largest segment of unrelated you don't know either. Neither did I. If this keeps up, before long people for it. people sharing housing in Jacksonville But, having been posed with such a will think Santa Claus flies Delta out By the way, the sun rises in the east.

Such an infringement on the rights of anyone to live is unheard of. Many students live three or fourto an apartment because they could not afford the rent otherwise. Furthermore, it is reasonable to expect three people to live in a in a three-bedroom home. Poor Lewis' Observations Poor Lewis's Occasional Almanac: strike fear in the hearts of everyone. Based on one complaint, the commission could actually set My friendErnie wants to know if it's How about the Atlanta Lawyers." calledDaylight SavingsTime,what's Lewis Grizzdrd Inquiring minds want to up boundaries to lock rent-paying students out of houses and the time we have now? Daylight The Atlanta know: Has there ever been at any apartments all across the city. Wasting Time? Journal-Constitution time in history, five U.S. presidents The best line uttered in the World alive at the same time? We've got If no health risk is posed, if public safety is not in danger, then Series did not come from Minnesota f~urexes, Reagan, Nixon, Carter, why limit how many people can live in an apartment or house? or Atlanta. Ford and Big George. We await the There is no legitimate reason to restrict housing unless, of It came from country/western world why did youshootoneof them?" answer. course, residents are causing an unlawful nuisance to neighbors. singerlwriter Bill Anderson, who was The defendant refused to speak. No, we don't need any gun control Hardly anyone would disagree with that. a guest on the pregame show for the So the judge said, "You know that in this country. Just look at the kill- GeorgiaNanderbilt football game in I could put you in jail and fine you for ings in Texas and at theuniversity of However, that is not really an issue either. If disturbances arise Nashville. a thousand dollars. I want to know Iowa. Guns don't kill people; it's Anderson was asked if he played why you shot the blue heron." idiots with guns that kill people. they should be dealt with one at a time through the proper baseball in high school. The defendant still refused to speak. Jesse Jackson has decided not to channels. There are already ways to solve problems with neigh- "I was a pitcher at Avondale High," The judge then said, " I hate to do run for president, again. The Cleve- bors in this town. Whispering Bill said. this. But I've got to know why you land Indians have decided not to run Next question was, "Did you have shot that blue heron. If you'll tell me, for the American League pennant, And, more importantly, not all students are bad neighbors. Et a fht ball?" I'll let you off on probation." again. is ridiculous to stereotype all JSU students as bad residents and He answered, "I threw so slowly So the old boy sat up and said, Elizabeth Taylor has now been then zone them out. they sold advertising on the side of "Well, Judge, it's like this ...if you married five more times than I have. the ball." cook one of them blue herons just Just for the record the Braves drew The vote has not been taken. And one will not be taken until Best joke of the month: A guy right, they taste exactly like a bald 500,000 more fans for their parade than did the Minnesota Twins, who after the Tuesday night hearing. The commission has set up the from SouthwestLouisiana is in for shooting a blue heron, an endan- Columnist Mike Steed, of the great beat the Braves in the World Series. meeting to hear both sides. They need a consider the nepds and gered borough of Bowden, Ga., from Of course it was about 12 degrees in opinions of students and those who rent to them. He shot a blue heron, and there whence came many of my relatives, Minneapolisand72inAtlanta.Who's I were only four left in the world. has agreat thought about a new nick- the real winner here? But students certainly will not be heard if they do not speak His judge is a strict environmental- name for the Braves. It's deer season. Deer hunters are up. CommissionchairmanDavid Nichols has assured both sides ist "It should be a name that would always telling you, "If we don't kill will be heard. Concerned students need to show up and be heard The judge says to the defendant, offend no one," he said. "Or it should the deer, they'll all starve to death. at 6 p.m. Tuesday at City Hall. '"]The blue heron is endangered spe- offend those nobody cares about It Why don't we just take them some cies. There were only four left in the should also be a name that would food?" 9 ,,.*\%*:t-*<*< .- ... >. E The Chanticleer Thursday, November 14, 1991 5 &Letters to the Edito- for my people, we are always asking Thanks JSU what I can do for myself. As Afro- Americans we need toUwakeup7'and My sincere thanks goes to every- realize that through our actions we one for their enthusiasm and terrific are falling behind, and losing the support of Homecoming 1991. It was battle for equality. The only way we a wonderful week and one I hope we can emerge as a distinguished race is won't soon forget. if every Afro-American realizes the I appreciate the student organiza- potential he was blessed with, and tions for their hard work on window stands up and demands his rightful painting, yard displays and floats. place in the universe. Look not around Everyone who saw your work was you for someone else to lead you. impressed. Look within and be the leaders I The SGA, particularly Jackie, know we all can be. Freddie, Emily, Chris and Annette, -- Connie Barnes did a fantastic job. Your attitude, Sophomore your cooperation and your willing- ness to try new things will never be forgotten. Thanks from thebottom of More response my heart. I want to respond to the question A special thank you goes to Brent asked by Charles Steele in a letter to Satterfield and Penny Melvin of our the editor last week. The question University Police Department bicycle was, "Are you that leader we are pan1 who made the daily competi- waiting for?" tions a success. Your enthusiasm was contagious. I think Mr. Steele has some valid Congratulations to all of our win- concerns and I commend him for ners during Homecoming 1991, es- taking time to express his concern for pecially Coach Burgess and our the community, but what is wrong Gamecock football team. I'm proud with being your own leader. It isn't to be a JSU alumni and employee. always the person who stands Go Gamecocks! charismatically out in the front who -- Connie Carter is the master-mind of great move- Institutional Development Office ments. There are always lesser figures who inspire the larger figure. We all must people. We could wait forever. Is it right or wrong for me to show lence, cold-swes and a very nasty Response to the call lead in any way we can. We can lead We have pressing goals now. We a humanistic side? One that is ap- attitude. My point is, the next time for black leaders by setting examples for our young can't put these goals aside in hopes of proachable and concerned? someone says that JSU is an un- sisters and brothers; we can lead by a great leader's arrival. I truly believe that the answer to the friendly campus, you take a good doing our best here at JSU; we can We must make smdes on our own questions above is right. The positive look around and see for yourself. My As a young, Afro-American female, lead by being outspoken; and we can side of me also believes the majority bet is that you will see people of all amidst a seaof my other Afro-Amen- individual merit. lead by learning not to be so ready to of you do too. colors, cultures, nationalities, and of can peers, I look to them and wonder Tomorrow may never come; it isn't follow the first political 'SAVIOR" Thank you for your time. course all three sexes coexisting in a where willour people be in ten years? promised. Do what you can to lead. If who catches our attention. Ee are too non-violent harmony. I look at our environment, our situa- you can change the mind of one ready to place political figures on a Penny Melvin We all know that there are racists tions, and our morals and wonder person, do it! pedestal with God. Men are men. Campus Police Officer and bigots among us every day, and will we survive the next ten years? Do what you can today in hopes We all are capable of making mis- they have just as much right to be Will we survive as we continue to that you will be here to see another takes, and these political figure-heads Got it good at JSU here as any of us do. For the mostpart blame everyone and everything for day. are no different from the average they let us be individuals and make our problems. Will we survive when man other than the fact they are more decisions for ourSelves. So I guess we have been reduced to taking the --Teresa Collins Every year it seems as though intellectually polished. that even our bigots recognize the lives of our brothers which we once Student someone writes a letter to the editor What happens if there is not an- need for mutual respect. valued so highly, we would go to any of The Chanticleer commenting on other great person such as King? We I applaud all my brothers and sis- lengths to preserve. Will we survive the unfriendliness that prevails in the can't stand around and wait for great ters at JSU. As a student body let us when,insteadofaskingwhat Icando institution that we know as "Jax To serve and protect State." continue to improve our social envi- I myself have noticed if nothing ronment. Oneof us may become gov- This letter is in no way intended as else, we as a student body are a lot ernor or congressman and if the Jax representative of the University Po- friendlier to one another than some of State experience is a pleasant one, The our counterparts in the surrounding then maybe hdshe will push the is- lice Dept. It is the feelings of a con- *Give me the llbedy to know, to otfef, fo argue cerned officer. or nearby communities are. sues that will improve the relations keek accordYng to conscience, above all ilber- For example, I was in a service between all the people and not just ties. " Is it right or wrong for me to walk up to you and say hi and hope that stafion in a small town Southwest of see how much money they can make someone will speak back? Jacksonville (in a town with only one or how many scandals they can cre- Eric G. Mackey, Editor in Chief Jason Thompson. Business Manager Is it right or wrong for me to ask red light). I was checking out the ate. Maybe some of us will be the Jay Ennls, Photo Director Melanie Jones, News Editor you how everything is going and wish munchie aisle. As I was kneeling be- teachers of tomorrow and they can Michelle Mafin. Features Edltor Clinton Baker, Layout Editor help our children to see how to enjoy Tlm Hathcock. Sports Editor Ketth Langner, Correspondent for you to view it as true concern? fore the great cavity altar, ? heard the Christie Ware. Clty News Editor Patsy Long. Secretary Is it right or wrong for me to walk sound of bells jingling folbwed by people and accept their opinions Krista Walker, Copy EdRor TJ Hemlinger, Faculty Advkr through yourdoms at night toensure one of the most disgusting conversa- whether they agree with them or not. you have a safe place to Eve? tions I'veheardinacoupfeof months. Each of us is a unique being, and I Is it Eight or wrong for me to take It seems that an "alpine" white guy say we have lots to offer this great The ChankIeer, the student newspaper of Jacksonville State University, is produced land we call America-perhaps even by students. The editor has the final decision on editorial content. Funding is pravkled needed and necessary measures to and his hershey bmwn female com- through Univeniiy appropdationr and advertisements. Offices are h 180 Sef Hall. protect others? panion had pulled in and weregetting the world. Letters to the editor must be typed, double-spaced, signed with the writer's affiliation gas. (I'm sure you can imagine the Just think what a little kindness can with the University and a phone number. It should be no longer than 300 words. Is itright or wrong for me to correct Guests commentaries are welcome. Contact the editor for details. an observed infraction with a verbal conversation). do for someone's self esteem. For Editorials are the opinions of the editorial board unless otherwise noted. or written warning instead of a ticket Eventually the guy came in to pay that matter, yours. The editor reJerves the right to edit for content or space. --Andre Green Send ail submissions to Eric Mackey. ?he Chanticleer,bx 3060, JSU, Jacksonville, Ah. or arrest? Or is that harassment? Some for his gas with some good 01 Ameri- 36265. Deadline for ail submissions is 2 p.m.Friday. think it is. can greenback. He was met with si- Freshman 6 Thursday, November 14, 1991 The Chanticleer leatures Faculty, students surveyed on Tom Johnson U.S. foreign diplomacy views it will be best for the future of the should be maintained at its current Dyana Blythe country if we take an active part in level. Features Writer world affairs. Faculty closely agreed Eighty percent of students and 60 with 75 percent stating the United percent of faculty believe tariffs are The International Affairs Survey States take an active part in world vital to the U.S. Jamey Graydon his career in Washington where he distributed last month produced star- affairs. One hundred percent of faculty Features Writer was assigned to Bill Moyers on a tling differences between the way Sixty percent of students feel the think Japan practices unfair vade with White House Fellowship and faculty and students view foreign United States should maintain its the United States, whereas only 61 Tom Johnson, former publisher worked for President Lyndon B. relations. current level of defense spending, percent of students do. of the Los Angela Times and cur- Johnson as assistant press secre- The survey, developed by the In- while 32 percent feel defense spend- The students surveyed believe the rent president of the Cable News tary,deputypresssxretaryandspe- ternational Affairs Club, was issued ing should be reduced. In contrast, three biggest foreign policy prob- to the political science and history only 20 percent of faculty thinkU.S. lems facing the United States today faculty and students. defense spending should be main- are: the trade deficit, Japan (no fur- "We had a very positive response. tained and 73 percent would like to ther explanation) and arms control. Johnson, a Macon, Ga. native, We distributed about 1,500 surveys see the defense spending reduced. However, these results are not final. will be speaking about CNN's role and about 1,000 were returned back Students and faculty feel quite dif- The faculty surveyed consider the in the media today. , to us. We are happy with that turn- ferently abouttheunitedstates com- pro-Israeli stance, excessive foreign After receiving a journalism de- out," says Chris Buhagiar, president mitment to NATO. Only 15 percent aid and nuclear arms in unstable gov- gree from the University of Geor- and founder of the IAC. of students feel commitment should ernments to be the biggest foreign gia in 1963 and an MBA from The survey was sponsored and paid be reduced while 80 percent of fac- policy problems currently facing the Harvard Business School in 1965, for by the political sciehce and his- ulty feel it should be reduced. United States. Johnson began his successful ca- tory departments. The survey tooka Ninety-three percent of the faculty Buhagiar says the IAC is in the reer by working for the Macon Tele- month to develop, according to feel the U.S. should decrease its cur- process of compiling an extensive graph and News which introduced Buhagiar. rent level of foreign military aid; 7 report that will be distributed to all him to almost all aspects of the "It was conceived out of curiosity percent thinkit should be maintained. faculty in early December. He hopes as to how students feel the United No faculty think U.S. foreign mili- the faculty will be able to use it in By working part-time during States is doing things in the world," tary aid should be increased. their teachings in the future. high school, college and graduate he says. Contrary to that, only 59 percent of The IAC is also sending results to school at the Macon paper, he re- The survey included questions con- students would like the U.S. to de- the state legislature. ceived valuable training and an cerning U.S. foreign economic aid, crease its current level of foreign "We will probably make this sur- early insight into the news indus- defense spending, foreign policy military aid. Five percent of students vey a yearly thing. We may change goals andcountriesin which theU.S. would like to see an increase in for- some questions to keep it current, but has a vital interest. eign military aid. The remaining 36 the survey will stay basically the Eighty-five percent of students feel percent feel foreign military aid same," Buhagiar says. Play brings scholarship nomination for actors

Wayne Claeren, headof JSU's drama depart- lessons and various roles, Ennis came to JSU, Kyle Shetton where he has acted in the drama department's Features Writer ment and director of "DrearnlandBus," says he feels the nomination of Ennis and Daffron productions of "Oklahoma" and "Greater Through magical transformations. 27-year- bodes well for the image of JSU. Tuna," a two-man play in which Ennis played old Jay Ennis, a junior drama major, is able to "It's good for us, and its good for the (drama) 10 different characters. make his audience both laugh and cry, chang- program any time actors of Jay and Damon's Ennis now advances to the regional competi- ing lives through the various characters he caliber come out of it," says Claeren. tion, where he will perform a monologue, as portrays. In fact, Ennis' talents have given him Ennis, who portrayedKenneth Graham'schar- well as a short presentation with a partner. a nomination for the Irene Ryan Scholarship. acter in the play, says he was very pleased with Based on his performance, Ennis will be given The scholarship, established by Irene Ryan his nomination. He also says he enjoyed play- the chance to advance to the national competi- who portrayed "Granny" in the series "The ing the character because he got to spend time tion. Beverly Hillbillies," is awarded to collegiate with Graham and really see how he is in reality. Winners of the festival for the southeastern actors and actresses in an effort to help them "It's very rare that you get to meet the char- region will receive a scholarship for $750 and continue their education in both academics and acter that you play," says Ennis. "I listened to will advance to the national competition. A theatrics. him to get the way he talked. I listened hard to $2,500 scholarship will be awarded to two Ennis, along with Damon Daffron, is nomi- pick up those inflections in his voice." winners at the national level. nated for his performance in "Dreamland Bus," This kind of experience is important because If Ennis gets the scholarship, he says he will a play written by Kenneth Graham and pre- it lets the actor make the character seem more stay at JSU. However, he is also eager to get sented by the JSU drama department for the believable, which is something Ennis hopes to into professional 'acting so he can repeatedly annual Southern Playwrights Competition. The get across in the presentations at the regional experience the "thrill of opening night. nominationsaregiven by twoout-of-statejudges festival. In his monologue he ,hopes to get "When the curtain goes up and you see all the who watch all the productions on the state level through to the judges on a very emotional level. people there -there's nothing like it. It's such and select up to three actors or actresses for the He started acting in Guntersville, Ala., at the a rush." Ennis' role in "DreamlandBus" won him scholarship. Wholebackstage Theater. After many acting Damon Daffron will be featured next week. a scholarship nomination. 4 ,.c *r,( ' ' % ,; - The Chanticleer Thursday, November 14, 1991 7 Day outing with the guys can be dangerous

It began as a fun nautical outing, 10 barracuda, thinking sushi, was: a of us in a motorboat off the coast of The books all say barracuda rarely eat people, shark. And not just ANY shark. It Miami. The weather was sunny and but very few barracuda can read, and they was a hammerhead shark, perennial we saw no signs of danger, other than The Miami Herald winner of the coveted Oscar for Ug- the risk of sliding overboard because have far more teeth than would be necessary liest Fish. It has a weird, T-shaped every exposed surface on the boat for a strictly seafood diet. head with a big eyeball on each tip, so was covered with a layer of snack- --- that it can see around both sides of a related grease. We had enough cho- doing while women are thinking about themselves by using their tails to scoqt This occurred just after we'd all telephone pole. This ability is of lesterol on board to put the entire their relationships. backward really fast. They've been gotten out of the water. One of the course useless for a fish, but nobody U.S. Olympic team into cardiac ar- The reason the grease got smeared fooling predators with this move for men, Larry, was fishing, and he would dare try to explain this to a rest. This is because all 10 of us were everywhere was that four of theguys millions of years, but the guys on our hooked a barracuda right where we hammerhead. guys. on the boat were 10-year-olds, who, boat, being advanced life forms, in- had been swimming. This was unset- The hammerhead, its fin breaking I hate to engage in gender stereo- because of the way their still-devel- cluding a dentist, figured it out in tling. The books all say that barra- the surface, zig-zagged closer to typing, but when women plan the oping digestive systems work, can- under three hours. cuda rarely eat people, but very few Larry's barracuda, then surged for- menu for a recreational outing, they not chew without punching. This re- I myself did not participate, be- barracuda can read, and they have far ward. usually come up with a nutritionally sults in a lot of dropped and thrown cause I believe that lobsters are the more teeth than would be necessary "Oh-!" went Larry, reeling fu- balanced menu featuring all the ma- food. On this boat, you regularly en- result of a temble genetic accident for a strictly seafood diet. Their riously. jor food groups, including the Sliced countered semi-gnawed pieces of involving nuclearradiation andcock- mouths look like theentire $39.95 set CHOMP went the hammerhead, Carrots Group, the Pieces of Fruit chicken skittering across the deck roaches. I mostly sat around, watch- of Ginsu knives, including the handy and suddenly Larry's barracuda was Cut Into Cubes Group, the Utensils toward you like small but hostile alien ingguyslungeoutof the water, heave Arm Slicer. in a new weight division. Group and the Plate Group. Whereas creatures from the Kentucky Fried lobstersinto the boat, burp,andplunge We gathered around to watch Larry CHOMP went the hammerhead guys tend to focus on the Carbonated Planet Periodically a man would yell back in. fight the barracuda. His plan was to again, and now Larry was competing Malt Beverages Group and the Fatal "CUT THAT OUT!" at the boys, Meanwhile the lobsters were scrab- catch it, weigh it, and release it with in an entirely new category, Fish Con- Snacks Group. On this particular trip, then burp to indicate the depth of his bling around in the chicken grease, a warning. After 10 minutes he al- sisting Of Only A Head. ourfoodsupply consistedof about 14 concern. frantically trying to shoot backward most had it to the boat, and we were The boys were staring at the re- bags of potato chips and one fast- Discipline is vital on a boat. through the forest of legs belonging all pretty excited for him, when all of mainder of the barracuda, deeply im- food fried-chicken Giant Economy We motored through random-look- to 10-year-old boys squirting each a sudden ... pressed. Tub o' Fat. Nobody brought, for ex- ingoceanuntil we foundexactly what other with gobs of the No. Ba-Dump... Ba-Dump.... 'This is your leg," said the dentist. ample, napkins, the theory being that we were looking for: a patch of ran- 197,000,000,000SunBlockthattheir Those of you who you read music "This is yourleg in 'Jaws.' Any ques- you could just wipe your hands on dom-looking ocean. moms had sent along. It was a total recognize this as the sound track from tions?" your stomach. Then you could burp. There we dropped anchor and dove Guy Day, very relaxing, until the the motion picture, "Jaws." Sure Theboys, for the first time all day, This is what guyson all-guy boats are for Florida lobsters, which protect arrival of the barracuda. enough, cruisingright behindLarry's were quiet.

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Johnson From page 6 Poetry reading Monday Execu tive Vice President of the Texas coming to speak," and hopes his visit enough, the Times be- such as Galway Kinnell and James Broadcasting Corporation. Follow- will be inspiring and encouraging to came the largest metropolitan news- Michelle Martin Wright." Methvin's works will in- ing two years in that position, he was the people of this area and especially paper in America in 1990. Features Editor clude "Planting," which she says, namedpublisherof the ~allk~imes-journalism students. Tom Johnson is married to Edwina "contains reverance for life. All of ~erald Tom Johnson became the third Chastain of Athens, Georgia and has Susan Methvin, who has been teach- the poems, including those of the Other honors Johnson has received president of CNN on August I, 1990, two children ages 24 and 26. He ing English here for five years, has twentieth century poets, have that in include having the Dallas Times- after serving nine years as publisher currently resides in Atlanta. finished her first book,"Sharks, Saints common." Herald selected as one of the five best of the . In the recent past, the lecture series and Annunciations," and will read Ann Surace will accompany newspapers in the South, being se- During his years as publisher of the has brought in other big names to selections from it Monday at 7 p.m. Methvin on piano. lected U.S. Publisher of the Year by Times, the paper won six Pulitzer Jacksonville such as Harrison on the 11th floor of Houston Cole Methvin says Surace also chose ADWEEK magazine in 1984, and Prize$,and its daily circulation was Salsbury and Edwin Newman. Library. material of twentieth century com- being named Cable Executive of the approximately 1.2 million daily and Johnson will speak at 11 a.m today Methvin says, "Half of the poems posers. "I think the pieces she has Year by the same magazine. 1.5 on Sunday. in the Stone Center Theater and ad- will be my own, and the other half chosen capture the mood of the po- Johnson says he is, "excited to be If these stunning figures were not mission is free. will be of qwentieth century poets ems quite well."

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dial 782-7900 then SGA-1 The Chanticleer , Thursday, November 14, 1991 9 '' prove music both musically, not necessarily serious victims of a society." (Incidentally, Crane speaks of his Michelle Martin 21-day period of sobriety on the Ugly Kid Joe video lyrically intense Features Editor profile.) "Everything About You" is their current video re- Instant success bands like Ugly Kid Joe from Santa lease, which features lots of girls -blow-up girls, that Barbara, Calif., are prime examples the American Dream is. It makes fun of the all too common female degrading can come true. After all, Ugly Kid Joe were signed after videos which seem togo hand-in-handwith rock 'n' roll. playing only 10 gigs together. Says CrockeU,"Thesegirls are great. We got the one the Actually, Ugly Kid Joe - , singer; package said had luscious lips ..." Cordell Crockett, bass player; Mark Davis, drummer; Obviously, Ugly Kid Joe do not want to change the and Klaus Eichstadt and Roger Lahr, guitar players - world. Some of the members do have some sense of were signed to MercuryPolygram Records' smaller purpose, however. Crane wants to get the Union '76 (gas label, Stardog Records, after a local disc jockey friend station) ball to turn. He says, "Some of them turn. They passed a demo along to an A&R guy at Polygram. Just all can, but lots of them don't. There's an ordinance in four months later, Ugly Kid Joe had a record deal. Santa Barbara that there can be no turning signs. I'm on A funk metal band similar to a crusade to make them turn again." and , Ugly Kid Joe recorded their debut, five-track EP, "As Ugly As They Wanna Be," in only nine days. Though it lyrically lacks depth, "As Ugly As They Wanna Be" offers a refreshingly honest, yet satirical approach to music, proving not all rock 'n' roll has to be are from lefi, , Ben Sheperd, Chris serious to be good. Says Eichstadt in Hollywood Rocks Comell and . magazine, "We don't take ourselves seriously enough to be part of the rock scene, so we mock just about every- seems to be the The lip side thing out there." latest craze in the music industry In fact, the name Ugly Kid Joe is a direct slap in the face tcday as such bands as Nirvana, to glam rockers Pretty Boy Floyd, whom Ugly Kid Joe Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden Michelle Martin Features Editor definitely wish to be nothhg Lie. As their "Whip- Ugly Kids are from lefi, Roger Lahr, Klaus are the current "buzzwbands. lash Liquor" says, Ugly Kid Joe are "Suburban white Eichstadt, Whitfield Crane, Mark Davis and Soundgarden, in particular, have alcoholic trash/We ain't glam and we ain't thrash/We're Cordell Crockett. receivedalotof publicity with their latest release, "Badmotorfinger," the follow-up to their 1989 debut using or exploiting that symbol for "Louder thanLove," and havebeen different reasons - like I was see- picked up as opening act for the ing it a lot in fashion magazines and second part of the Guns N' Roses in rock magazines, where the star is "Use Your Illusion" tour. 'laying out' like Christ and being Featuring drummer Matt filmed. It was just sort of imtating Cameron, vocalist to see." (both of whom were members of Other interesting songs include the one-time only Temple of the "Searching With My Good Eye Dog project), bassist Ben Sheperd Closed," which is preceded by a (who replaced previous bassist Ja- narration similar to the sounds from son Everman) and guitarist Kim the children's "See and Say" toy. Thayil, Soundgarden have been Disc jockey Damon Stewart says: I ATTENTION JSU STUDENTS I compared to such legendary acts as "This is my good eye. Do you hear Led Zepplin and . acow... ? The rooster says... Here is But in reality, Soundgarden are a pig ... The devil says ..." At that 1Wal-Mart Wants Your Prescri~tionBusiness 1 unlike any other band, producing a point, Cornell bursts out a scream, sound distinctively all their own. leading into the song which dis- Though they are often classified as cusses blindly searching for hope in simply thrash or speed metal, a world of manipulation. Soundgarden have proved through " illustrates how looks "Badmotorfinger7' they are much can be deceiving. Cornell sings, "I more than that. got up feeling so down.. I just looked Your Prescription belongs to you! "Badmotorfinger" carries with it in the mirrorFhings aren't looking Transfer Your Prescription To Wal-Mart Pharmacy It's Easy as 1,2,3. songs which are both lyrically pro- sogW'm looking CalifornialAnd 1. Just bring your refill bottle from your old original pharmacy. found and musically intense, going feeling Minnesota." 2. Our pharmacist will contact your doctor for a new prescrbtion. far beyond the stereotypical metal Cornell explains the comparison, 3. Our pharmacist will then fill your prescription at Wd-Mart's Everyday Low Price. anthem of living fast and hard on saying, "'Looking California"' is IShop & Compare Our drugs, sex and money. For example, kind of like looking silly, like young the first single, "," California rock-gods look" and EVERYDAY LOW PRICES. is a song which true head-bangers 'feeling Minnesota' as feeling mis- Pharmacists' Name: are sure to love, but will also make erable, cold, not good. My experi- David Lee them think a little as the title is ence with Minnesota has always Tom Hodges misleading. Most probably think been when it's 20 below." Phone umber: At least something good came of I Pay To The "JesusChristPose"is blasphemous, 435-1071 order Wal-Mart Pharmacy $3.00 but it really is not. Cornell's bad experience of Minne- Gel Your Next NEW Or Trrnrlerred As Cornell says in US Rocker sota, for critics and fans both say Present Hours: Prescr~pt~onFREE Up to $3.00 It Over $3 00 Pay The D~ffetence magazine, "'Jesus Christ Pose' "Outshined" is the best on Mon. - Sat. 9 a.m. - 6 p.m Umit 1 Ccupar Per Fan~ly doesn't really have anything to do "Badmotorfinger." 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Music De La Soul, performing at 8 p.rn. Friday, at The Roxy, 31 10 Roswell Road, N.W., Atlanta. (404)249-6400. Ugly Kid Joe, performing at 10 p.m. Sunday, at The Point, 420 Moreland Ave., Atlanta. (404)577-6468. Also playing at 10:30 p.m. Monday, at The Nick, 2514 10th Ave., S., Birming- ham. 322-7550.

Theatre "The Odd Couple,' featuring Tim Conway and Tom Poston, performing at 8 p.m.today - Saturday,and 2 p,m.Sunday, at MH"s long distance savings plan Wright Center Concert Hall. Sarrlford University, Birmingham. 939-3278. can take you to this location.

Art Photographs by Eva Guy and David Walters, on exhibit at 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. now through Nov.27. at Hammond Hall Art Gallery, JSU. 782-5626.

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I I "Oh my God! . . . '60s skins are back!" ,"*<3%$5 < *t P. r,< t,:., .I .-I.-. ,,. *,~* 12 Thursday, November 14. 1991 The Chanticleer Sports -. Livingston no match for JSU

Tim Hathcock sion over Delta State. Sports Editor After the opening blitz of scoring by JSU, the only other score of the LIVINGSTON, Ala. - Before first half was a 30-yard field goal by Saturday's game here between JSU Slade Stinnett. and Livingston, the scoreboard read The second half saw near tragedy "Home 25, Visitors 18" ...not. as senior Ken Gregory was rendered Not long after the scoreboard op- motionless after a play in the third erator reset the score to nothing quarter with his parents, teammates apiece, JSU put him back to work. and everyone else iA ~ttendance Nickey Edmondson passed to a watching in agony. wide-open Henry Ray for a 58-yard Gregory was removed fro&e field score on the third offensive snap for on a stretcher and was transported to the Gamecocks, and then fullback Druid City Hospital in Tuscaloosa Sean Richardson burst up the middle for observation. He suffered a con- for 80 yards on the next offensive cussion and was released from the play to give JSU an insurmountable hospid. 14-0 lead early in the first quarter. There was no paralysis and Gre- Those two quick scores had the gory, an offensive guard, will return Gamecock faithful chanting "We to the lineup after the Kentucky State wantahundred" butthatwasn't tobe. game. Instead, JSU $ettled for a 3 1-0white- JSU Coach Bill Burgess said there wash of the Tigers. aren't words to describe a coach's It was a game that saw a lot of feelings watching an injured player penalties - 22 for 266 yards com- lying on the field, but said, "It's a bined - and seved scuffles that contact sport, and you know you are could have turned into brawls. going to have injuries." In the second quarter, Fred Mack Danny Lee scored a touchdown for was blocking Livingston punter Chris the ninth consecutive game for the Hilliker after Hilliker had punted the Gamecocks in the third quarter on a ball. Mack was blocking Hilliker ag- 17-yard pass from Edmondson. The gressively and Hilliker took excep- pass was the second touchdown pass tion to it. TheLivingstonbench emp- in a game for the Gamecocks, a rarity tied onto the field closely followed for the Wishbone of JSU. Steve Smith pitches to Jason Reynolds in JSU's 31-0 romp over Uvingston Saturday. by several JSU players. Richardson added another touch- Calmer heads prevailed, but Mack down run - this one for 11 yards for the fullback and halfbacksas they JSU ~iminuesto lead the nation in thought the defense did a great job of continued to block Hilliker after ev- - later in the third quarter. combined for 357 yards. rushing offense at 350.1 per keeping them out of the endzone. ery Livingston punt, and he had plenty Edmondson rushed for a career- Carpenter got the biggest chunk of game. The defense is third in scoring Coach Sisco and his staff are doing of opportunities-nine of them-as low of 12 yards on 12 attempts as the that total, 100 yards on only five and 20th in total defense. a tremendous job. Our kids knew it the Gamecock defense recorded their Livingston defense was determined carries. Lee added 68 yards on nine was ~leasedwiththeover- was going tobe tough," said Burgess. second shutout of the season. The to stop the quarterback-keeper part of rushes, and 11 different Gamecocks all effort of his team. "The defense JSU is now 8-0 on the season. fist was also on the road, a 9-0 deci- the option. That only opened the way carried the ball. and the offense had a good plan. I Livingston dropped to 5-5. Kentucky State an enigma to the Gamecock

Tim Hathcock Burgess doesn't know very much about the Burgess feels his team should be ready for the Senior guard Ken Gregory is fine after a scary Sports Editor Thorobreds but does know his team will be challenge awaiting them. 'We have no ex- injury suffered in the Livingston game. He has faced with another challenge. cuses. We've been on a long road trip, we've a concussion and will be replaced in the lineup In what should be a tuneup for the NCAA "The game is going to be a big challenge for played big, strong football teams that can run Saturday by Tyler Green, a 6-foot-3-inch 287- playoffs, JSU will me1 to Frankfort, Ky., our football team. and we've been in some tough pbsto play," pound sophomore from Anniston. Saturday to take on the Kentucky State "We're fixing to make about an eight-hour he said. JSU enters the game with a chance to finish Thorobreds. road trip. We've never played them before, and "We understand that we're supposed to win the season unbeaten for the fourth time in Kentucky State is 2-8 on the yeawith both its we've never been in their stadium before. the football game, but you've got to go out and school history. The last time the Gamecocks wins coming against ranked teams. They beat "All our players are going to hear is we are do it," said Burgess. went undefeated was in 1989, the year they Morehouse -a possible fust-round opponent supposed to win the game. There were a lot of Backup quarterback Corky Gordon contin- finished runner-up in the nation. for the Gamecocks in tournament play - 17- people that got beat Saturday that were sup ues to nurse an ankle injury and is questionable The 11 seniors on the team will again serve as 14 in the opening game of the season and 14th- posed to win the game," said Burgess. for Saturday's game. captains. The senior class will leave JSU as the ranked Elizabeth City 21-18 last Saturday. "It may even snow. Who knows what's going Freshman Chuck Robinson again will travel all-time wimingest class in school history. In between were eight consecutive losses, to happen," Burgess said. with the team listed as the third-stringer. Currently, JSU is 40-6 is the four years the one a 77-0 waxing courtesy of Central State of As for his Gamecocks, it will be business as Robinson saw his first action of the year in the seniors have been playing for the Gamecocks. Ohio, an NAIA powerhouse. usual. "We're not going to change anything. win over Livingston. They have won three Gulf South Conference Kickoff is set for 12:30p.m. CST Saturday at We're going to do what we do, just try to do it Junior Steve Smith is second to Nickey titles and are headed for their fourth consecu- Alumni Stadium in Frankfort. JSUCoach Bill a little bit better," said Burgess. Edmondson at quarterback. tive NCAA tournament appearance. The Chanticleer Thursday, November 14,1991 13 Even stricken with HIV, Tennis team Magic retires showing poise

Magic Johnson is HIV positive. Even at that, I grew to admire the ends season man, much likeIdid with Muhammad When I first heard the news, I didn't believe it. I kept waiting for the punch Ali after I grew older and realized line to a bad joke. how great he was. Now Magic's ca- But it was no joke. It's true. Some- reer has been cut sh~~by the disease thing like this happens every once in that has the world in a frantic search a while, and it wakes everyone up to for a cure. the fact AIDS is a disease that can Tournament. Magic approached the news con- strike anyone. Magic and Bird were both outstand- ference announcing his retirement It's not just a disease for homo- ing, but the Spartans had Greg Kelsor with the same kind of poise and in- sexuals or intravenous drug users or to put the finishing touches on sev- tensity he has approached the busi- prostitutes. We know this and have eral Magic alley-oop passes and de- ness world -he has said he wants to known this for some time but tend to feated Indiana State to end its &earn be an owner in the NBA - and forget it until someone famous is season. That gameis still the highest- basketball. stricken with the dreaded disease. rated college basketball telecast. As I watched him speak at the news Magic doesn't have AIDS yet, it The following year, Magic went on conference I couldn't help but think must be noted; he only has the virus to the Lakers and won the first of his how selfish I would be in the same that leadstothedisease.Itisn'tknown five NBA titles. A point guard nor- situation. How many people could how long he can go on without get- mally, he switched to center for the put aside their self pity in such a ting AIDS, but virtually everyone final game after Kareem AWul Jabbar situation to say they wanted to help who gets the virus gets AIDS. went down with an injury. All Magic people? I've never been a big fan of Earvin did was score over 40 points in a win Magic did. He said he wanted to be "Magic" Johnson, but I've always over the 76ers. a spokesman for the disease in hopes admired his ability. It's impossible I hate every team from Los Ange- that he might encourage people to not to. les, except those teams that don't practice safe sex in order to avoid He has broken my heart so many belong there like the Raiders or the contracting the virus. Mark Elliot serves for JSU. times with his no-look passes and Clippers. It's debatable if the Clip- I hope he is successful so it doesn't leadership ability. , pers even belong in the league. take another famous person or a loved Magic was a natural for the Lakers. one getting the disease in order for Keith Langner The first time was in 1979. Larry "We have a tough team Bird had led his Indiana State team to He defined "Showtime" basketball people to realize AIDS doesn't dis- Sports Writer be mentally, and I think aperfect record and was facing Michi- which would out of place any- criminate. As Coach Steve Bailey wrapped gan State in the finals of the NCAA where except in L.A. It just kills. up the fall season Tuesday he prob the younger guys are ably couldn't help but think back coming on because to last year's team. This year Bai- ley finds himself in the not so they see the veterans enviable position of trying to top a working hard." 21-6 season which saw the Gamecock s finish No. 12 in the -- Steve Bailey nation, the highest ranking in 10 tennis coach years for men's tennis. The bad news is Bailey will be likely emerge as the No. 1 player. doing it this year without the ser- Hoaglund has been a strong player vices of two All-Americans: his entire career at JSU, averaging Jonathon Howes, who finished the 20 wins a year. Now he must year ranked No. 15 in the nation, make the adjustment from a No. 5 and Michael Jon Garnett, who fin- player to a No. 1 player. ished ranked No. 48 in the nation. "Eric's a winner," said Bailey. Also gone from the team is all- "It doesn't matter where he plays, conference performer Peter he's going to win. Jacobsen. "It's a big adjustment for those "I think our team will be fine," guys who havebeen playing No. 4 said Bailey. "I'm very optimistic or No. 5 for two years, but they are about the spring because we've just are going to have to move up got some good players. We only and play. Their game is there, it's lost one match in the fall season, just a confidence thing. Eric and and that was to UT-Martin (5-4), Mark (Elliot) did a good job in the and we should have won that one. fall. We were up4-2 in singles and go\ "We have a tough team men- swept in doubles." tally, and I think the younger guys He must also replace both are coming on because they see doubles teams from last year. Bai- the veterans working hard." ley admits not much time was spent The schedule will feature sev- on doubles during the fall season eral Division I opponents. Also I but doesn't see it as a problem for they will play nationally-ranked I It's big, it's fresh and it's only a buck sixty-nine! Subway's 6" Cold Cut Combo is I the spring season. Most of this fall Division I-Aand Division I1 teams, I filled with meat, cheese and your choice of free fixin's, on bread baked fresh right in I was spent on fundamentals and as well as the always tough GSC I the store. Come on in for afill-up today! I conditioning. opponents. Bailey will have a I I Bailey also said much time was strong recruiting class to comple- I Offer expires November 20,1g9l I I - spent playing challenge matches ment the older players. The team I I1 to determine who will be playing will be favored to win the GSC, I what position during the spring but as always Bailey andthe team I College Center S.Quintard W season. have their sights set on the na- I Jacksonville Anniston I Eric Hoaglund will more than tional title. 435-4367 238-8222 'Bmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 14 Thursday, November 14, 1991 The chanticleer Volleyball team prepares for tournament play Sherri Bodine "If they keep playing the played Samford in their season Deanna Baker and Lynn Batey. JSU enters the tournament having Sports Writer opener. placed second in the conference in way they have been,I think In their conference match against It was the only team in the confer- seven of the last eight years. The JSU volleyball team came in we'll win it." West Georgia, JSU won with scores ence to have three team members third out of 11 teams in the Lady of 15-12, 15-11 and 15-11. selected. Slay now has a career mark of 293- Brave Invitational at West Georgia -- Janice Slay The Gulf South Conference cham- 185 in her 12 seasons as coach of the NOV.1-2. volleyball coach pionship tournament will be played Coach Janice Slay believes the team Gamecocks. The tournament was played by pool this weekend at North Alabama in has a good chance of winning the play with three pools consisting of 15-12 but lost to Mississippi Univer- Florence. GSC championship. "We have had a Her teams have now won 20 or four teams each. The top two teams sity forwomen 14-16,15-13and11- JSU is going into the tournament good year, and the team is enthusias- more games nine times and have won of each pool played in a single elirni- 15. Montevallo came in first, MUW ranked second behind Livingston for tic about its opportunity to win." over 30 games twice. nation tournament. second and JSU third. the conference. The Gamecocks have JSU won in its first pool against JSU played Samford University a 24-11 record and are sixth in the She says they are working very Slay has never had a losing season West Georgia with scores of Nov. 5 in Birmingham and won South Region. hard. "If they keep playing the way at JSU. She came to JSU from South- 15-4, 15-13 and 15-7. They also against them for the second time with JSU had three GSC players of the they have been, I think we'll win it," west Baptist University. "whupped" Troy 15-13, 16-14 and scores of 15-12,15-13and 15-8. JSU week this season - Tesha Vito, she said.

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ALL CPT -BRYANT AT. 78,2-5601. . - .-"* <*%Td. The Chanticleer Thursday, November 14. 1991 15 DOMINO'SPIZZA NCAA Div. I NCAA Division II 199 1 -92 JSU presents Associated Press Top Twenty Men's Basketball Poll Nov. 11 1 Indiana, Penn Nov 23 Athens (H) Nov. 11 2. JSU Nov 29-30 Georgia Coil Tour (A) 3 Plttsburg State Dec 3 Alabama A&M (H) 4 Northern Colorado Dec 6-7 Tom Roberson Classic (H) 1 Florlda State 5 Butter Dec 10 Clark College (H) 2 Miam1 6 Texas A&l Dec 18 Athens State (A) 3 Washington 7 North Dakota State Jan 4 Pfeiffer (H) 4. Michigan 8 Portland State Jan 6 North Alabama (A) 5 Florlda 9 Grand Valley State Jan 9 Campbellsv~lle(H) 6 Californ~a 10 Vlrgtnla Un~on Jan 11 West Georgia (A) 7 Alabama 11 M~ssisslpp~College Jan 13 Valdosta State (A) 8 Penn State 12 Wnston-Salem Jan 18 Ala -Huntsville 9. Iowa Jan 20 Delta State (H) 13 Mankato State ENTERTAINMENT , 10 Tennessee 14 Shippensburg Jan 23 bncoln Memorial (A) 11.Nebraska 15 Ashland Jan 25 Mississ~pplCollege (H) Who were the founding members of the rock 12. Notre Dame 16 Morehouse Jan 27 Lvingston (A) group The Eagles (full names), how did they 13. Texas A&M 17 North Dakota Feb 1 North Alabama (H) 14. East Carolina 18 East Stroudsburg Feb 8 Uvlngston (A) meet, where was their first LP recorded, and 15 Clemson 19 East Texas State Feb 10 Mississippi College (A) who produced it? 16. Colorado 20 Wofford Feb 13 Llncoln Memorial (H) 17. Syracuse Feb 15 Delta State (A) 18. Oklahoma Feb 22 Valdosta State (H) HtSTORY 19. Ohlo State Feb 24 West Georgia (H) Prior to Martin Luther's Reformation, where 20. Boylor Mar 6-7 GSC Tournament (TBA) 2 1. Vlrglnla Gulf South were the two most serious attempts to reform 22 Stanford the church and who led them? 23 Brlgham Young Conference 24 North Carolina State 199 1 -92 JSU Standings SPORTS 25 Illinois Women's Basketball Conference Overall Ohio State University has had four men who 1.JSU 6-0-0 8-0-0 Nov 23 Kennesaw (A) have won the Heisman Trophy. Name them 2. Miss. College 3-1-1 53- 1 Nov. 27 Paine (H) 3. Valdosta St. 3-1-1 5-3- 1 and the years they won. 4. Livingston 2-4-0 550 Dec. 3 Alabama A&M (A) JSU 1992 5. West Georgia 2-4-0 55-0 Dec. 5 Montevallo (A) LITERATURE Men's Tennis 6. Delta St. 1-4-0 3-5-0 Dec. 7 Kennesaw (H) 7. North Ala. 1-4-0 3-54 Dec. 9 Paine (A) "I do not propose to write an ode to objection, Dec. 14 Brewton-Parker (H) Schedule Jan. 4 Montevallo (H) but to brag as lustily as chanticleer in the morn- Jan. 6 North Alabama (A) ing, standing on his roost, if only to wake my Feb. 13 Samford (A) Jan. 9 Alabama A&M (H) Feb, 20 Tenn.-Chattanooga (A) Scores from Nov. 9 Jan. 11 West Georgia (A) neighbors up." In what literary work is this seen Feb. 22 Troy St. (H) JSU 3 1, Llvingston 0 Jan. 13 Valdosta State (A) and who is the author? Feb. 23 Auburn-Montgomery (H) West Georgia 28, North Ala. 26 Jan. 18 Aia.-Huntsville (A) Feb. 28-29 ABAC Jamboree (A) Valdosta St. 34. Delta St. 27 Jan. 20 Delta State (H) PIZZA TRIVIA Mar. 3 Jefferson State (H) Appalachian St. 31. Miss. Coll. 23 Jan. 25 Mississippi College (H) Mar. 6 Alabama-Huntsville (H) Jan. 27 Livingston (H) What was the original name of Domino's Pizza? Mar 10 Berry College (A) Jan. 30 Miss. Univ. for Women (H) Mar 12-15 Southeast Region Tour. Feb. 1 North Alabama (H) Mar. 18 Shorter (H) Feb. 4 Talladega (A) Mar. 25 Berry College (H) JSU Fall 1991 Feb. 8 Livingston (A) Mar. 27 Birmingham-Southern (H) Golf Schedule Feb. 10 Mississippi College 0 Mar. 29 Auburn-Montgomery (A) Feb. 15 Delta State (A) Mar. 30 Mobile College (A) Feb. 18 Talladega (HI Mar. 31 Sprlnghill (A) 9/30 fourth place Feb. 20 Miss. Unlv. for Women (A) Apr. 7 Birmingham-Southern (A) Trl-State Classic Feb. 22 Valdosta State (H) Apr. 8 Samford (H) Paris Landlng State Park Feb. 24 West Georgia (H) Apr. 10-12 GSC lnvitational (H) Paris, Tenn Feb. 27-29 GSC Tournament (TBA) Apr 13 Uvingston (A) 1017-8 nlnth place Apr. 22 Shorter (A) Stetsonlntercolleg~ate DeBarry Apr. 24-26 GSC Tournament Waidosta) Plantation Golf Club Preseason DeBarry, Fla Coach's Poll 10128-29 Alabama Intercollegiate Bent Brook Golf Club Men Women Birmlngham, Ala. 1 JSU 1 Delta St 11 1A.G 2 MIS Coll 2 Miss Coll JSU 1992 4 ,,-," Texas intercollegiate 3. North Ala. 3. JSU Women's Tennis Woodhaven Country Club 4. Delta st. 4 North Ala. Schedule ~ortworth. Texas 5. Valdosta St. 5. Valdosta St 1111 1-12 6. Livlngston 6. West Georgia Citrus Bowl Golf Invitational 7. West Georgia 7. Uvlngston Feb. 10 UAB (H) Ekana Golf & Country Club Feb. 13 Samford (A) Ovieda, Fla. Feb. 20 Tenn.-Chattanooga (A) Feb. 22 Troy State (H) Mar. 3 Jefferson State (H) 1 1991 Jsu 1 1991 Jsu Mar. 6 Alabama-Huntsville (H) Shooting Football Thefirst erson to come by Domino's Pizza in Jackson- Mar. 10 Berry College (A) ville wit the correct answer to one question will win a Mar. 12-15 Southeast Region Tour Team Schedule [ Mar. 18 Shorter (H) Schedule medium, 3-topping pizza. Only one question per per- Mar. 20 Florida Southern (A) Oct. 20 Tenn, Tech L son. No answers wlll be accepted over the telephone. Mar. 21 Barry (A) Oct. 27 Tenn. Tech lnvitatlonal 6th Sept. 7 Alabama A & M.44-18 Mar. 22 Abllene Christian (A) Nov. 9 U.S. Military Acad. L Sept. 21 West Go., 50-24 Mar. 25 Berry College (H) Nov. 16 The Citadel (H) Sept. 28 Valdosta State. 24-3 Mar. 27 Birmingham-Southern(H) Nov. 23 Walsh lnvttatlonal Oct. 5 Mississippi College, 17-6 Jacksonville Store Only Apr. 3-5 GSC Invitational (H) Jan. 18 N.C. State (HI Oct. 12 Delta State, 9-0 College Center Apr. 7 Birmingham-Southern(A) Jan. 19 James Newklrk Inv. Oct. 19 North AlabamaA8-13 Apr. 8 Samford (H) Jan. 25 Withrow Invitational Nov. 2 Wofford. 51-7 435-8200 Apr. 14 Shorter (A) Feb. 9 Middle Tenn. State Nov. 9 Livingston, 31-0 Am. 16-18 GSC Tournament (H) Feb. 15 Collegiate Sectionals Nov. 16 Kentucky State I 16 Thursdav. November 14. 1991 The Chanticleer