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Volume 67 • Number 16 February 7,1992 Governor’s budget to cut all state aid to Drexel Andrew Ross Governmental Relations John President Breslin, the Board of Triangle Staff Writer Tully, “There was no warning at Trustees, faculty, staff, and all,” he said. students, and all of the money $5.8 million, all of Drexel’s Tully quoted state legislator was eventually restored in the state aid for next year, will be Matthew J. Ryan (Rep.-Media) final state budget. When asked cut if Governor Robert P. as saying “It’s a long time from about this year’s chances, Tully Caisey’s proposed Pennsylvania now to June 30 (when the slate stated that “that’s up to the state budget is approved by the budget must be approved];” legislature.” state legislature in June. Tully interpreted this as a Drexel and the University of “With this budget, Pennsyl statement of support Pennsylvania worked closely vania’s getting out of the The situation is reminiscent together last year, and a repeat business of paying for private of what happened with last of that effort is planned; the colleges and institutions,” Casey year’s budget, when a 60 percent other ten schools will probably stated. Drexel stands to lose cut was proposed. When the join in the effort, according to approximately five percent of Drexel administration tried to Tully. the University’s total income. factor the cuts into the budgets, In addition to the cuts for The University of Pennsyl the Faculty Senate refused to private colleges and universities, vania and ten other Pennsylvania approve the budget, saying that Casey’s budget also included a private colleges and universities it was “academically destruc five million dollar cut from were also proposed to take a one tive.” The elimination of 94 jobs Temple University’s $142.8 hundred percent cut in state aid. and a wage freeze were million appropriation, and a nine Paul Winkneld/S;>eciPhiladelphia, and Penn in University, as pan of the start outside the Creese Student attendance. Drexel Security was of ttie alumni program Center on Saturday morning, inside controlling the dance and Comiections. The program is shortly after midnight. All four the door to the Grand Hall. The geared towards ) > tiA g lA g were attending a dance in the Asian Buddy Club has been successfol Drexd Alumni back Grand Hall of Creese. The dance suspended from using Drexel to Drexel to discuss tbeir was sponsored by the Asian facilities for activities. experiences. Bagian spoke to a Buddy Club, a Drexel student The victim was taken to the standing room only crowd in organization, although none of University of Pennsylvania Disque Hall Wednesday night the involved were Drexel Hospital by the Philadelphia Fire wiiere he showed slides and a Students. Rescue Squad as the three males "home moviV* of his recent Unidentified witnesses said fled. He is listed in critical Space Shuttle mission. the victim and the perpetrators condition and is under sedation. Afterwards, the groiq) broke up were members of opposing The crime has been classified into engineering majors to street gangs. The individual shot as an aggravated assault. network widt other alumiusis. was identified as a Cambodian Philadelphia Police’s West On Wednesday afternoon and the three assailants as Detective Division is conducting the Triangle ^ k e with Bagian Viemamese. the investigation. about his past experiences. Coitld you elab orate on the type of medical Myers fires a mystery research that you do? Bagian: Well, this latest Rob Blasi Security was called in, dorm [mission] was in June C1991J Triangle Staff Writer rooms were checked to see if on Cclumbia,,, and it was people were following fire “The entire matter has been evacuation procedures, and the strictly a life sciences* Alumiis and MtroMutJIm Bagian. John Wasa»!Mrhe Trumgle dedicate mission. That means turned over to Drexel Security person responsible for the fires that in the back of the payload tissues, face gets swollen, you of days. But we’re looking at and the Philadelphia Fire kept finding ways to set them bay the Space Shuttle's like can’t breathe through your those different adaptations, so Marshall,” said Myers Hall without getting caught. Last abigindcap truck *— there was nose very well. Not that’s it’s a we’re doing a lot of exercise Residence Director Tom Thursday morning, the person a pressurized module. In it was problem, but I mean (hat you tests to see how exercise Vamum regarding the suing of found his way into the Myers a physiology lab, as feel like you have a head cipicity changed; riding a bike false alarms and fires that Tutor Lounge (adjacent to sophisticated [a$l any you cold.,,. After several days you and breathing into a bag. We occurred almost nightly last Director Varnum’s apartment) would find in any physiology get rid of that extra fluid, and did l»eathing tests where you week. and set the fire there. “One of department in any medical that things start to get l>ack to breathed into a mouthpiece and It began with a false alarm the doors was ajar....[it] doesn't school and we were studying normal. You get spaocsick they measured your lung pulled approximately 3 a.m. last shut automatically when you dtings that happen to the body when you're there and the capacl^. Wedid one where we Monday morning and was leave," said Vamum about the symptoms resemble seasick wore collars around Our necks followed by an actual fire last intrusion into the lounge. lot of the blood and fluid ness, as far as nausea, stomach and sensors measured your Tuesday, Wednesday and RLO’s response to the fires blood pressure. They took a Thursday mornings. With each has been to extend resident goes into your upper body but they go away after a couple See BA&AN onpage4 new fire, tensions rose. Drexel See FIRES on page 2 2 • The Triangle • February 1,1992
Peer support program helps students Drexel N e w s In B r iej who have trouble adjusting to college Drexel to be represented in Olympic games mandatory workshops were very Sandra Benks they feel that they, or someone Yesterday, Drexel University sophomore Robert Pipkins was successful according to Hathan. Gary Roscnzweig they know, has an addic- officially named to the United States’ Olympic Luge team. tion.They are not professionals, Hathan said that the Triangle Staff Writer According to the U.S. Luge Association Pipkins will be one of but do handle such cases as date Residential Living Office has three Americans competing in the luge event. Pipkins will be been very supportive of their Self Over Substance (SOS) is rape, eating disorders, drug and competing Sun. and Mon. night. Drew Williams, Director of alcohol abuse, stress program, and the residential an educational program to help Student Activities, explained that the event will be broadcast on assistant workshop was Drexel suidents overcome addic management, and several others. CBS on Monday from 7am to 12pm and from 8 to 11pm. The cancelled due to logistics. tions and behavioral disorders. It Part of this group’s job is to event will be shown in the Video Lounge on Monday morning. is made up of primarily student do a presentation in classes such Hathan also said that Vice ‘peer facilitators’ who give as Psychology, Freshman President for Student Life workshops and individual coun Seminar, and Deviant Behavior. Richard Woodring was Marketing week seling. Drexel’s SOS program, During the presentation, which enthusiatic about the program one of many at different area is called “Shame and Addic but Hathan said that “Orien Feb. 9-15 has been proclaimed Marketing Week at Drexel by tion,” they explain who they are tation could be more colleges, is based at the President Richard Breslin. The week will be sponsored by the and what they do. supportive.” Counseling Center. American Marketing Association which has 100 chapters and “The program has had a lot of According to Berger, the According to Lori Berger, a over 48,000 members across the country. The week is designed to positive feedback and many Counseling Center feels its peer facilitator, students from create a greater understanding of the mailceting profession. dysfunctional backgrounds have students have even written program is one that could be Drexel students, faculty and staff are encouraged to participate. a difflcult time adjusting to their confessions on the sheets that useful to many students, and the For more information check the court drop in the Main Building or first year away from home have been handed back to us,” group wishes to access as many contact DMA President, Kathleen Stenson at 382-4717. because they are not always sure said Berger. students as possible. Anyone According to Hathan, the interested in talking to a Peer where to begin to look for • Monday, Feb. 10 Kickoff of Drexel Marketing Week by support. Many times they may program was scheduled to be Facilitator can feel free to leave mailceting faculty. 1-1:30- Matheson 109 end up associating with others presented to students and their name and phone number at • Tuesday, Feb. 11 Videotape: Action Items! l-l:30-Matheson from backgrounds similar to resident assistants in the dorms, the Counseling Center desk. 201 their own. but was cancelled and replaced Peer Facilitators are selected This program, directed by by a workshop dealing with every Spring term through an • Thursday, Feb. 13 Videotape: Action Aids! 1-1:30- Matheson Ron Hathen, is run by student depression and suicide. application process conducted 201. Speaker: Adrian Ornick, Director of Marketing ‘Peer Facilitators’ whose job is The peer facilitators were also by the Counseling Center. For Development Lori Samollyk, Public Relations Director for to be there for you to talk to if scheduled to give a presentation more information students Coopers & Lybrand. Topic: Marketing for the Accounting you feel you or someone you during Freshman orientation that should call 895-6752. Profession. Refreshments will be served. 3034 MacAlister, 6-7 know has an addiction. These was initially going to be p.m. peer facilitators are trained by manditory, but this policy was • Friday, Feb. 14 Closing ceremony by Dean Paul Dascher of the the counseling center so that changed before orientation College of Business. 1-1:30- Matheson 109. people interested in geuing help started. Myers fires can do so without having to turn “I think [attendence] to an adult. It is their job to be definitely should have been tires New Student Congress members selected there for students to talk to if required,” said Hathan. Previous Continuedfrom page 1 Three new members of Student Congress were voted in last assistant (R.A.) duty hours and week. They are: Vice President for Academic Affairs and Provost, man Myers with Drexel Security Christal Kozloski; Senior Class Vice President, Lesley Man; and staff. Four security officers are Freshman Congress Person- At- Large, Francis Wisniewski. In now on duty rrom midnight to 8 other news, Stacey Crown was recently appointed to the position a.m., one patrolling each floor of Senior Class President. Jason Livingood was appointed to be a The standing member of the Judicial Board replacing Sean Zheng. and one stationed in the lobby. When asked about the R.A. Congressperson-At-Large Dan Morrow and Pre-Junior Class Vice The student-run newspaper serving Drexel University response to their extended duty President Vanessa Miller recently resigned their offices. hours, Vamum said, ‘There was no problem; they understand. Gary Rosenzweig...... Editor-In-Chief They’re as frustrated as the rest Student selected for national honor Catherine Campbell...... News Editor of us. Dan Morrow...... Ed-Op Page Editor The response of the Myers Igor Sinyaak, a senior computer engineering major at Drexel University, was chosen for the USA Today “All USA College Stacey Crown...... Associate Editor inhabitants themselves has t^ en many forms, some of them Academic Team.” Sinyak was the only student from a Delaware Anita j. Michel...... Entertainment Editor somewhat less than constructive. Valley institution chosen. Sinyak has a 3.9 Grade Point Average. John Van Ness...... Sports Editor Last Wednesday night signs The award honors excellence in the classroom and in leadership John Vassallo...... Photography Editor appeared on doors and walls and community service. Twenty students were selected out of Rich Coughlan...... Comics Page Editor throughout the building 1253 nominees. Greg Galcik...... Datebook Editor threatening the perpetrator and Karen Darress...... Production Manager his roommate with castration, among other things. ‘That’s one Regina Bell to give concerts Ari Waller...... Advertising Manager of our main fears, that mob rule Anthony Burokas...... Advertising Design would take over,” said Vamum. Singer Regina Bell will give two Valentine’s Day concerts at Eric Zander...... f...... Classifieds Manager “Or worse still, that they would Drexel University to benefit the homeless of Philadelphia. The David Collins...... Distribution Manager act on a false assumption and concerts are sponsored by the Black Student Union and will be someone innocent would end up held at 6 and 9 pm in the main auditorium. Tickets are $20 for getting hurt” Still other students Drexel students until Feb. 13 and $24 for any other interested formed groups and patrolled parties. Tickets may be purchased through any Ticketmaster their hallways and lounges location. For more information contact Ticketmaster at 336-2000 Jorj Bauer, Robert Blast, Adam Blyweiss, Sieve Bojanowski, throughout the night. or the Black Student Union at 895-2581. Davide Brooks, Scott Brown, Mike Carey, Karen Darress, Mark Several ideas about the source Davidson, Dan Evan, Chad Corn, Ted Howe, Denise Inman, of the fires have become popular Workshop about Physics major Walter Kihm, Jack Persico, Gregory J. Petry, Earle Philhower, among the residents. The “pyro” Seymour Rigby, Andrew Ross, Monica Sculli, Steve Segal, Anne and “group of pyros” have The Honors Program will sponsor a workshop for students Seguy, Carol Smith, Scott Smith, VV. A. Smith, Kevin Sorrentino, circulated, and so has the rumor interested in the Physics major on Thursday, Feb. 13 at 4:30 pm, at Mike Tirenin, Ducan Widman, Scott Williams, Francis that the fires were part of a 5016 MacAlister Hall. The workshop will be op[en to all Drexel Wisniewski, Brian Yates, Sean Zheng pledge class assignment for an undergraduates who wish to attend, and will focus on unspecified fraternity. “I’d love opportunities in the Physics major here at Drexel, on coop, and in to know who’s doing this,” said the future. It will be the first of a series of such workshops Varnum. But until the exploring various major opportunities at Drexel. Copyright 1992 The Triangle. Fridays in Philadelphia, PA, investigation is conclude'd No work herein may be during the academic year, information will, by necessity, W eather reproduced in any form, in except during examinations remain sketchy. whole or in part, without the and vacation periods. Anyone with any information written consent of the Editor. Subscriptions may be ordered regarding the fire's origin is Friday — Partly Sunny. High in the lower 40s. Northeast wind Opinions expressed within are for $20 for six months; display advised to contact the around 10 mph. not necessarily those of The and classifled advertising may Residential Living Office. All Friday Night — Mostly cloudy. Lows in the upper 20s. Triangle or Drexel University. be placed at the address callers will remain anonymous Saturday — Variable Cloudiness and colder with a chance of The Triangle is published below. at their request. flurries. Highs 35 to 40. “I hope that Drexel Security Extendedforecast fo r Sunday through Tuesday: The Triangle • Drexel University and the Philadelphia Fire Fair but cold Sunday and Monday. A chance of snow or rain 32nd & Chestnut Sts. • Piiiladelpliia, PA 19104 Marshall can solve this case so Tuesday. Morning low temperatures around 20 Sunday and Business; (215) 895-2569 • News (215) 895-2585 we can all assume our former Monday and in the low to mid 20s Tuesday. Daytime highs in the Fax (215) 895-5935 sleep patterns,” concluded low to mid 30s Sunday and Monday and around 40. Vamum. The Triangle • February 7,1992 • 3 Organization formed to prevent acquaintance rape Drexel SADD needs your help Ashley G. Smith Monday, January 27, senior Marsha Wood has been said that by the year Members of Drexel’s SADD Special to The Triangle Tereneh Mosley and junior Kim Special to The Triangle 2,000, more Americans will chapter devote themselves to Roch presented the S.O.A.A.R. have been killed in alcohol- planning a variety of programs S.OA.A.R. (Students Organ program to the Crime and E>espite increased public and related crashes than in all the and activities to further increase ized Against Acquaintance Criminology class of Dr. Julia legislative awareness, drunk wars in U.S. history. community awareness. Coming Rape) is the latest development Hall. The program commenced driving continues to rank as one Even Drexel University events are the annual Alcohol out of Drexel’s Counseling with a video scenario of a couple of the nation’s most serious students are not immune to this Trivia Bowl, wherein student center. A response to Drexel’s on their first date. Discussion health and safety problems. No horrifying reality. In response groups test their knowledge of growing need for awareness in followed along with some other age group is more vulnerable to to the tragic death of a E>rexel alcohol to compete for prizes. the topic, S.O.A.A.R. has eight scenarios to spark discussion on the tragic consequences of student two years ago, a chapter Alcohol Awareness Day, and a peer tutors with the mission to the topic. Several men in the drunk driving than college of Students Against Driving series of guest lecturers. educate our community about class commented on the students and other young adults. Drunk (SADD) has formed on SADD needs everyone’s help the miscommunication and importance of up-front commun Studies have determined that campus. Since then, other to combat drunk driving. The difference in mens’ and ication on a date and how even on weekend nights, in some Drexel students have fallen next meeting of Drexel’s SADD womens’ expectations that can slightly different expectations parts of the country, 10 percent victim to drunk drivers. There chapter will be Wednesday, lead to acquaintance rape. The can cause mixed signals from of all drivers are legally is a long way to go to eradicate February 12 at 7:00 p.m. in the eight peer educators are avail both parties involved. The group impaired or drunk. Moreover, it drunk driving. Myers’ Hall Tutor Lounge. able to present programs with seemed enlightened on some key professors, resident assistants, issues, such as the chilling and other social or educational reality of the “danger zone” of a groups. freshman woman’s first three Goals of S.O.A.A.R. include months at college. Campus leaders meet and learn raising awareness of the reality Tereneh and Kim were Catherine Campbell place themselves in part of a “bad” day in their organization. and frequency of acquaintance pleased with their flrst presenta Of The Triangle medicine wheel based on their Then they explained to the rape, to promote an understand tion, “There were a couple of personalities, actions, and ways audience what their organization ing of its relationship to aspects we probably should have The first leadership retreat for of thinking. For example, people needed and any misconceptions commonly held social/sexual done differently, but I feel we Drexel University organizations who were described as being about them. myths, miscommunication, and got people thinking about the was held on Saturday, Feb. 1 at north were the dominant out Williams, who has been at the use of force, threat, or topic, perhaps with more the International House. Andy going type, but had problems Drexel for two years now, coercion, to promote an thought that they would have Mozenter, senior partner of understanding others feelings. explained that its not just the understanding of its emotional without the opportunity to Peopletech in West Chester They often were loud and spoke quantity of programs that is and physical consequences, to discuss it in a clos^ classroom.” facilitated the day which lasted at the same time, but they are important for a university but teach prevention strategies to The educators encourage the from 9:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. also fast thinkers explaining why the quality of programs. “We both men and women, to raise groups to communicate amongst Mozenter was formerly the they completed their activities need this type of training. It awareness of resources available themselves rather than a lecture- Director of the Center for faster than the other three builds a sense of pride and spirit to victims/survivors, and to raise style question-and-answer se Student Involvement and groups. “Souths,” on the other in a University.” Williams said awareness of possible disciplin ssion. “This helps people work it Leadership at Penn State. hand appear more kind and laid in the spring there is going to be ary sanctions imposed on out in their own minds and feel The day drew students from back, but keep their emotions a reception to recognize student perpetrators. more confident about them just about every student inside. leaders. It will say, “Hey thanks, “The idea is to present selves and their point of view.” organization. After grouping themselves we appreciate what you’re different scenarios of what can Men are encouraged on They started the morning with together, the groups shared their doing.” said Williams. happen in a dating situation and several points: “No” always a series of “mist” activities. The positive and negative qualities In the future Williams would how to avoid misunderstand means “no”, never assume - if in activities paired people from with all that were in attendance. like to see a leadership retreat ings”, says Susan Eberle, Direc doubt, stop and clarify, and University groups that weren’t Later in the afternoon each for an entire weekend once in tor of the Counseling Center and don’t take the chance of previously acquainted with each student made their own personal the fall and in the spring. founder of S.O.A.A.R. “We traumatizing a woman or being other. shield from pictures and words “I feel that it was successful hope to encourage p eople to accused of a crime. Women: a Director of Student Activiu'es to dcscribc whai part or the thul stucicnis wore ahic to examine their belief systems on rape is never your fault, don’t be Drew Williams said the “wheel” that they would like to connect with other people and this issue and realize that non alone with a man you don’t medicine wheel activity which improve upon. Williams stated, learned about themselves too.” consenting sex is rape." know well, keep a buddy stemmed from ancient “It teaches the students what Kathleen Stenson, President A common belief that women nearby, communicate your wish American Indian folklore taught they need to grow. It’s a basic of the Drexel Marketing allow themselves to get into es clearly, and if you become students to “...Value differences for leadership development.” Association remarked about the potentially risky situations and uncomfortable, trust your beyond cultural diversities. It For the last activity the day. “I didn’t know that there are therefore, to blame for their instincts and leave. Both men taught the students to look at students broke down into groups were so many outstanding attacks is one of the myths that and women are encouraged to themselves as individuals based on their type of leaders at Drexel University. 1 Susan is attempting to challenge. know their own sexual limits through personal qualities and organization, for example all of made a lot of new friends and “Rape is a crime, and seems to and expectations, communicate skills.” He explained that this in the professional societies were connections. Overall it was a be the only one where the victim them clearly, and to be careful return taught the students how to together, all of the social great day and an excellent is overtly blamed. 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SUMMER PROGRAMS ABROAD Drexel Alumnus Continuedfrom page 1 sunsets a day, so you don’t think 1992 high blood pressure and a low about day and night. When wc pressure and tried to see how talk about ‘day,’ we usually you maintain it. It turns out that refer to a work day, we have eorgetown when you’re weightless for a mission elapsed time. You live couple of days your body gets by a bode you carry that details used to pumping blood without out by five minute increments UNIVERSITY the influence of gravity. When what you’re supposed to be you finally get back, you’d be doing. We carry checklists that Business and Economics surprised how many people have tell you how to carry out Undergraduate Program in International Business and Finance trouble. They get lightheaded, experiments or malfunction □ Oxford University, England they see black spots... So we procedures. We’re talking about Graduate Program in International Management were studying that and why it 87 pounds worth of books. □ Oxford University, England happens. We took many blood Triangle: Does that change the Kuropean Economic Community samples and studied our amount of sleep you get? □ University of Antwerp, Belgium nutrition, to see if we absorbed Bagian: In the timeline, there’s eight hours allotted. But International Marketing and Business Policy our food any differently, to see typically because there’s so □ Hong Kong if we had to worry about any deficiencies. Like not being able much to do; there’s always Japanese Management to absorb certain drugs in zero something that goes a little □ Tokyo, Japan gravity. It was aimed at differently than you planned. Language and Culture understanding how a human And because you want to have French Language, Literature, Culture and Business being adapts to weightlessness, everything done, you just take it □ Institut de Touraine, France so there were a lot of tests into your sleep period to make Spanish Language, Literature, Culture and Quichua before hand and retests on a day- up. I tried to sleep four hours □ Universidad Catolica del Ecuador, Quito, Ecuador to-day basis to see how things most nights, just because if you changed and then a lot of tesu get less than that over a long German Language, Literature and Business □ University of Trier, Germany when we got back. period it varies your physiology, Triangle: How many days was which we were trying to L ite ra tu re the trip? m easure, so it destroys your Shakespeare: Text and Performance Bagian: The trip itself was ten information. □ Leicester Polytechnic, England days.164 miles high; a 39 degree Triangle: Do you know when inclination orbit, which means you’re next scheduled to go up? For further information write, fax, or call: we go as far north as 39 degrees Bagian: 1 don’t know. Right now The School for Summer and Continuing Education (ieorgetown University, 306 ICC latitude, Washington D.C. or as I’m doing some other things; Washington, D.C. 20057 far south as 39 degrees latitude, helping out with other missions. FAX: (202) 687-8954 PH ONE: (202) 687-5942 or 687-7236 like South Africa. Down the line, if I want to fly. Triangle: Besides a lack of I’ll be able to. In die future I’m gravity, what are some of the looking forward to it, it’s just biggest differences between that I’m working on other things STATE . being on earth and being in now. ('•ftii'ffntvii t Hk'frsityisaHfquaiopportunUyaffirmativeaftioiiinstUMtioiiinfi space? Triangle: Do you know of any Bagian: Well, a great view. You particular things that NASA’s have sixteen sunrises and involved in that most people WANTED ALL SPRING TERM SENIORS of IH E COLLEGE OF BUSINES.S..ANP APM.1NISIRATI0 .N SPECIAL SENIOR MEETINGS
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Phone:. Please compiflfft the coupon and Major: - return to Room 108 Matheson Hall by J February 28,1992. The Triangle • February 7,1992 • 5 talks about NASA, careers, and science don’t know about? Any types of say, “I want to be a mechanical could be applied to a million realistic goals, and then when I hate. If you do what you like, all research? engineer” or “I want to be a different things, it’s just a matter was a medical student, they were kinds of things might fall your Bagian: Most people think whatever.” How do you know of using your imagination and taking applications to be an way that you would never, ever NASA is the space program, what that really is? It’s hard with seizing opportunities when they asffonaut, and said, “Hey, what anticipate. Rockets ‘R’ Us, or something. [only] a little bit of experience, occur... I was going to be a the heck, I’ll apply” Triangle: So you were down in While that is a large pan of what even with co-op, to know what surgeon, then a NASA Flight Fortunately, with my Houston in 86 when the we do, aeronautical research, that is. It might be something surgeon, then into anesthesia, engineering background, I Challenger exploded. aviation, designing airplanes you enjoy doing for three or four then a NASA Asu-onaut, then I figured very prominently, as Bagian: Well, I was in Florida with better wings or more or five years, but it might did the accident investigation for well as a medical [background], doing the pre-flight check on streamlined bodies, jet engines, become boring, you might want the Challenger accident; that and they were able to take that. even internal combustion to try something else, a change was very interesting. 1 did a lot advantage of that. So I tell Triangle: What was your engines. NASA does a great deal of pace, I don’t know that you of the design and development people, do what you want to do. reaction to that? of research there. They do a lot ever have to stop... If you have of the escape system for the Don’t say, “I want to be an Bagian: Well, I mean obviously of medical research and sponsor good grades, it means you’ll be shuttle, which was totally out of astronaut” because then it’s, it’s a u^gic thing, seven of your a lot of medical research. getting good work my normal range, but b^ause I “what squares do I have to fill, friends killed, but we always Triangle: On a more personal recommendations later on, and was interested and happened to do I have to take this course?” knew that was going to happen; level, when you were involved you may be hired or go to have a medical background... I Not necessarily, you should do it will happen again too. I’m [with] engineering here at another school later on because knew what we had to protect for, what you enjoy doing; that way, sure it will. It’s like airplanes; Drexel, what kind of co-op jobs you’ve done well, and people and I had the engineering no matter what happens, you’ll you hope that there won’t be any did you have? usually predict future background (I had worked for be content. That’s the important commercial airplane crashes, but Bagian: The co-op program, I performance based on past the Navy on their ejection thing. Often students graduate there surely are. You just don’t think, is one of the real strong performance. If you’ve done systems) and I just happened to and they see that this job makes want to be on it yourself. points here. You really get to well then you’re going to do be equipped with the tools to another thousand dollars a year [giggles], understand whatever it is you well again, if you’ve done handle that job. If you’d asked a more than that one, and that may Bagian: It’s the same thing with want to be. It helps you poorly, then you’re going to do year before if I’d be doing that, I make their decision, and that’s the shuttle, I mean I didn’t know understand what the real world’s poorly again. So its important to never would have guessed it, not really kind of short-sighted it would happen diat day, but the like and it makes you more do well, also because it gives in my wildest dreams. Just like because in the long run, that fact that it happened is valuable when you get out Plus you tools. All the education you becoming an astronaut. When I really doesn’t matter. If you do surprising in one sense, but it’s it helped you make your get here is tools you can use was ten years old, I wanted to be enjoy your job, you’ll be much not surprising in that typically, it decisions about what you through your co-op and your an astronaut, but I forgot about more successful than if you’re was bound to happen. I mean wanted to study here and where actual work experience. They it. I set my sights on more forcing yourself to do a job you See CHAT on page 6 you wanted to focus yourself. That’s one of the things that made me turn to medicine. I liked engineering, but I still liked other things too. I had a job over at the Scott Paper Company in their research area. I learned a lot there, suiff I still use everyday, little things. I worked for a digital processing equipment company. I managed to [get] an abnormal co-op period where I was self- employed and I bought and sold cars and rebuilt engines. It was a lot of fun. Co-op was great. Triangle: So, what made you 1 turn to medicine? Bagian: I don’t know. I really enjoyed engineering, but when The most reusable piece ofplastic on campus. looked forward to it and thought of some of the jobs I had, I felt like there was a hierarchy you had to go through as you were moving up, which is true anywhere, and I felt like I wanted to move up faster than 83b OOP IKH l i t l The AT&T Calling Card will never go to waste. You can use it to make a call from almost the hierarchy normally moved. I went to medicine, where it seemed like you were more the master of your own destiny, and I guess that’s not really true, though at the time I thought it anywhere to anywhere. Once you have one, yew’ll never need to apply for another It's the least expensive way was. Actually medicine probably has more of a hierarchy to it than anything else around. But it was still a good decision. I got to use my engineering knowledge and skills in medicine all the to call state-to-state on AT&T when you can’t dial direct. □ And now you could also get 10% hack on all time. In fact, ...even though my medical career is where my doctorate is, my talents are mostly in engineering. I do a lot of science and research, but it always comes back to the long distance calls you make with )'our card.* □ Of course when you use your Calling Card, you’ll engineering. ‘How do you make it work? How do you design it and fly it on the Space Shuttle?’ If you’re in a position with no technical training, you’re kind of at a loss. Having a good always be connected to the reliable service )'ou’ve come to expect from AT&T. □ So, as you see, there’s engineering background makes it easy. I’ve kind of had an atypicd medical background. Triangle: You’re saying that a lot of students feel that way? Bagian: I mean I feel the same only one way to describe the AT&T Calling Card in today’s college environment. Indispensable. way right now. You know, “What are you going to do when you grow up?” And the question is: “Why grow up?” There’s many things you can do out there and I don’t know how you Get an AT&T Calling C
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MoruUiy • Army/Navy Sale: Last day. • Ferfonning Arts Event: I am incredibly happy that • Drexel Moving Image: • More Catholic Stuff: In the Creese Grand Hall, The Long Christmas Dinner the Catholics actually Winter Student Works Show. Liturgy at noon in Newman 9am-6pm. and The Diaries Of Adam addressed something to A show consisting entirely of Center. I assume it’s in •Friday Night Flicks: And Eve, performed in “Spatebook Editor, The creations by Drexel students. whatever chapel they have in Hangin’ With The Homeboys. Mandell Theater. 8pm, $7, FliSpangle”. If you don’t 7:30pm in the Creese Video there. I’ve never been there The usual time and place. of $5 for students and senior understand why this makes Lounge. Anthony tells me myself. Also: Scripture • Asian Cultural Society: citizens. This is also playing me happy, read last week’s there’ll be FREE FOOD. Study, room 3 in Newman. Chinese New Year Party in Thursday (which you would Datebodc a little closer. When he told me, he said it the Dragon’s Den. 9pm-lam. have missed by now), and • Catholic Services: 1 lam in with the capitals! I don’t actually know if this Friday (which you’ll be able Newman Center, followed by • The gloiy of man is held in is an open event or not You to catch, if you read ahead, breakfast. Rev. Brinkman the arms of a child, forever 1 will never have a reason should probably call them to like 1 keep telling you to do). tells me you can’t just show running into the winds of the to use a box that looks be sure. • James Dean would have up for breakfast. Damn. North Star—casting light, like this, (how’s that for • Wrestling: Home. Hofstra. been 61. You could literally Er...dar/>, I mean. Sorry, and shadows. paradox.) ^ 7pm. say he u 61,1 guess, but he Father. won’t be blowing out any candles. 125 124 Wednesday 12 Saturday Sunday • Red Cross Blood Drive; • JudY Tcnuta: Live! No, V BSU Event: Regina Belle > Wrestling: At the Penn • No Catholic services. No 10am to 7pm in the Creese reallyl 8pm in the Main in a benefit concert for the Palaestra. Would you breakfast either. This is the Student Center. Sponsored Auditorium. Tickets are $S homeless. 6pm, 9pm, Main believe, “palaestra” is an first anti-event that has yet by Alpha Phi Omega. in advance ot $6 at the door. Auditorium. Tickets are $26, actual dictionary word. appeared in the Datebook. • Dragon Daze: Dating Tickets available from the or $20 for Drexel students paliiiitni \puh-I£S-truh\ n, pi • Another first: this is the first Game, and 100 Pounds of Creese Information Desk. until the 13th. Uxik at it this -tra« [L, ft. Gk palaistra, fr. time my mother, Bette Galcik, Whitman Chocolate. (The Sponsored by SPA. way—if you're anything like the palaiein to wrestle) 1: a has appeared in anything I’ve calendar they sent me said • Red Cross Blood Drive: average college student, the money school in ancient Greece or done in the Triangle. (I’ve the thing about the chocolate, 10am to 7pm in the Creese you spend on the tickets will benefit Rcme for sports (as wrestling) had mentions from virtually but 1 haven’t seen anything Student Center. you, after you become homeless from 2: GYMfflSItM everybody else I know, else about it recently, so I • Ice Hockey (there’s no spending so much money on tickets. ■ APO Event: Live including my father, dunno.) women’s ice hockey, either): V Friday Night Flicks: Man dancing, the whole spiel 8pm to girlfriend, brother, and several • PRSSA Event: Lecture by Home (at Penn’s ice rink) In The Moon. Okay, fine— 2am in the Annoo'. $5 for friends from school, so she Ed Wieryck: “Getting a job against Johns Hopkins, 7pm. 4:30,7.9:30,12, Stein tickets—caU APO at 895-2590. wanted to know when it was in today’s cconomy.” 5pm- • Spa Mystery Event: SPA Auditorium, $2. her turn.) 6:30pm, MacAlister Hall. doesn’t even know what it is. ¥ Happy Valentine’s Day. room 2023. 12:30ish, Creese. ^ 2 2 Love you, DeeDee. ^ 2 | 120 119
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Applr.ihrAjvtck*’ Ap p lc T iili^ w rr f fM itw ljihIftmccftt*wiirriraikmnbUApptetj 8 • The Triangle •February 7,1992
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The Weekly Newspaper of Drexel University
Published throughout the year by students for the University Commtmity Editor-In-Chief Gary Rosenzweig
Ed-Op Page Editor Dan Morrow
State aid blues once again 'Kelly_Net' users respond Editor: Business majors and use the and administration. Drexel could Ever get the feeling we have been here before? As was mentioned in M. Scott network’s different capabilities. get student information quickly Just last year Governer Casey released his Smith’s article two weeks ago These capabilities include con and accurately. Studeqts could about Drexel’s lack of a ferencing between many users get missed assignments or proposed state budget, including a whopping 60 campus- wide computer network on many floors, helping each information over the network percent cut in state aid to Drexel. After lots of hard there are s'tudent run networks other with computer problems, that they might not be able to get work, and the common sense of the state running in the dorms. These and even relaxing by playing any other way. Student could networks have sprung up network games against each ask questions to teachers that legislature, this aid was returned to us in full when because of the students who feel oUier. So much more could be they did not get to ask during the Republicans and Democrats finally agreed on a like assembling them. With our done with the network if there ^class time. “God knows how budget late in the summer. Macintosh computers having was some son of organization hard it is to gel in touch with a Education should be important to our networking capabilities built in, and general approval from the teacher with their awkward Commonwealth. Drexel University attracts this is a very simple thing to Drexel Administration. Maybe hours plus our schedule with implement. A Kelly_Net user even have a student organization only a half hour for lunch.” students from out of state, supplies co-ops for who has worked for an electrical that maintains and administrates Networks would unify Drexel as businesses and graduates thousands of men and conu^ctor for the past six years the networks in the dorms. a whole. With an increase in women who add a lifetime of welfare to looked at the wiring. He said As M. Scott Smith said there unity, student views of the Pennsylvania. “Everything is a higher quality are people who do think that campus would be more positive than the NEC (National Electric networking is something that is and thus enrollment would Not to mention that Drexel is not the only al Code) demands.” Can any of needed and would be a good increase, eventually leading to University affected here. Other schools, including the other networks claim this? thing to have. Unfonunately we better educated students and a Penn and Temple will suffer greatly. Kelly_Net is a computer have found that there is no one better accredited university. The It’s a long time until June 30, when the final network that spans the height in the administration who is only direction to go is forward; and width of Kelly Hall. Any actively willing to support a that step is creating a belter budget will be decided. Hopefully our state person in the building can hook network either student run or institution of learning. representatives will give education the importance into this network for the price of Drexel run. It seems that many Maybe we are just some that they did last year. a network box to plug into the people don’t want to get students making trouble for The last thing Drexel needs is this serious blow back of their computer. This involved with it for one reason Drexel, but we are here doing network has been setup by the or another. We think that the something that is constructive. to the budget which will certainly mean increased students in Kelly Hall. It is lack of a networic shows the true The networks already imple tuition and the reduction of programs. presently being run by these colors of this so called technical mented are an excellent learning same students; in fact diis letter school. With a network, we experience for the people in was drafted, written, and distrib . could take one more step in volved in every aspect and a uted over Kelly_Net becoming the ideal of a paper- great model for bture networks. More communication, please The students on the network free university. Isn’t that a lot what Drexel and a have a diverse background. Just imagine the increased college education is about? Another week, another crime. This time the They range from Computer potential from networking Science to Engineering to shooting outside of Creese. residents and students to faculty The Users of Kelly_Net How did we find out about this? An anonymous Part-time teachers' salary in question tip. How did we leam more about it? Through lots Editor: check. However, when I picked That’s right, tjie people who At the University Assembly up my November 30 paycheck, are surviving on arguably the of effort. Meeting on October 8, 1991 there was no raise to be found. lowest budgets at thi§ University We are in the business of the dissemination of President Breslin announced that Further investigation brought are not going tq get any raise at information. However, apparently Drexel has this University employees were assurances that the promised pay all until the end of J a n w , This going to get raises. These raises knack for making information difficult for us to raise would defmitely appear in seetps very puzzling since, were to go to administrative the January 31,1992 paychecks. com paratively speaking, ii get. staff, full-time faculty, and It is at this point that a would cost a lot less to make While we understand that several key people teaching assistants, research problem arises. While the TA, RA, and adjunct faculty assistants and adjunct faculty on administrative staff got their raises retfoactive than it did lo were unavailable for most of the week, and there the order of 8%, 5%, and 5%, has been an improved effort at providing us with rais«s retroactive to the begin make either full-time faculty or respectively. According to Dr. ning of the fiscal year, that’s administarUve staff raises so. In security statistics, what we really needs is a more Breslin the raises were to appear July 1. 1991, and the full-time my opinion, since TA’s, RA’s, complete communication system, not a partial one. in the November 30, 1991 faculty got their raises retro and adjunct faculty contracts are paychecks. Incidents like this shooting are of far more active to the beginning of the written relative to the academic As a teaching assistant I was academic year, October 1,1991, calendar 1 feel that this group is importance to our readers that the number of escort very happy to hear that there the TA’s, RA’s, and adjunct entiUed to raises retroactive to service requests in a week. would be a little more faculty will get their raises October 1,1991. compensation in m^ monthly retroactive to nothing. see PART-TIME on page 12 The Triangle • February 7,1992 • 9 C olum nist speaks on death and dying My Great-aunt Cecil died last There are associations such as else’s life is mitigated by the allows me to be more detached The aggregate savings, both week after 93 years of deliberate the Society for the Right to fact that such transplants are about death: more likely it’s my personal and socieui, realized living; it was time, she was Die/Concern for Dying who will often part of an expensive and atheistic leanings. However you by dying (and living) deliber ready. The concept of dying as send you information, forms and exclusive type of medical care. want to be treated finally - ately should be staggering. The an extension of living, as an instructions for the asking. Talk If science can learn from what is whether or not to allow doctors time, money and effort wasted activity to be planned and done to those who will most likely left of me, it’s Icjgally entitled. If to incorporate your earthly keeping those alive who would well was taught to me by my make the decisions as to when to not, or after it is done, I have remains into their often desper rather die rivals the same items allow which life sustaining asked to be cremated and the ate experiments, whether or not wasted by the military killing procedures in the case of a grave ashes scattered under the rose, you want to enrich the local those who would rather live. Be accident. In most cases it is the fig and the apple. Surely I undertaker, or simply save your patient, I will attack the military much easier legally to be hooked am from a family which is less nearest and dearest from the industrial complex more up to a machine than to be taken attached to corporeal remains depressing bother of a funeral — thoroughly in some future off of life support. Furthermore than most. Perhaps never having decide now while you can put it editorial for I’m an aging such procedures can impoverish attended an open casket funeral in writing. peacenik ecocommiefreak. grandmother. That anyone those dearest to you with should be kept half alive astonishing ease. Be honest with because their family lacked the yourself; how well would you emotional strength to see that cope with the limitations a given they be allowed to die was an type of accident or illness might 'Student Confederacy' needed for abomination to her. I certainly impose? Be brave and visit hope that my living will is hospitals and the elderly. Better competent student government respected as much as I respected yet work with the handicapped that of my grandfather. or in a nursing home. If we “Democracy has failed at Gay, Lesbians and Bisexuals at With this plan, representation My last editorial addressed isolate ourselves in our young Drexel.” That’s how I ended my Drexel. Drexel Christian of the students would be much the issue of taking control of adult lives we may tend to think last column. If it has. you might Fellowship, Hillel, and any other more even. Almost all students ones reproduction — this is we will live forever in ask. then just what form of ethnic or religious group. would have two representatives. closely related to taking control reasonable health, which is as government should our student A Media Board consisting of One would be their over your death. Ironically, the irresponsible as it is illusionary. body adopt? the Lexerd, Maya, WKDU, and democratically elected class government impedes medical Determine when you'd rather be other student publications could President, the other the leader of intervention into the cases of dead - after breaking your neck be put together.7Ae Triangle, of the minor government which abortion, but makes it difficult to or perhaps when you cannot course, should exist outside of includes whatever group or avoid intervention to those who breathe on your own. any government in order to activity in which they are active. are seriously ill. After that you can specify maintain the complete freedom If a student is not active at all, If you do not have a living what is to be done with your of the press. then only have one representa will I urge you to write one, and body. I have opted to donate all The honor societies and tive. If someone is active in see that copies are in the hands of my organs that are fit at my My first feeling is that if all professional organizations several things, they may end up of your significant other, your death. My gladness that my suidents were forced to vote on would form a few more minor with three. That only seems fair, lawyer and/or your doctor. organs may prolong someone the issue they would elect to governments, as well as doesn’t it? have ‘No student government at professional organizations. That is my plan for the air by a substantial majority. Each of these councils, Student Confederacy. I have no Leadership retreat a start at They would be of the opinion boards, or minor governments, delusions of everyone suddenly that they pay Drexel to perform would be autonomous, run their stopping everything to change to improving communication a service, namely to educate own affairs and would have this system. But I do defy them, and that student govern different levels of control over anyone to prove that this would I went to this really groups as well as the yearbook, ment is not required in this the member groups of each. For not be a better way to represent fascinating thing on Saturday who had members eagerly process. instance the Media Board might the student body than our that I never expected to go to at snapping pictures. I am not one of those people. be an advisory and communica current system. a school like Drexel. It was the It would have been nice to D rexel’s students deserve a tion type of government, the “first Leadership Retreat for all have seen a tum out from some strong government that will Student Program Board might student groups.”, said the memo of the other student groups that I work to increase the quality of control decisions made by its from Drew Williams, directcx' of would like to develop better education and student life. members. I hate to be playing defense, xampus activities. communications with like the I do believe in government. Each of these minor govern but sometimes that is the best Black Student Union and the However, in this case a ments would have a leader. It offense. In response to letters IFA officers, but for the first democracy is not the ideal could be a President, Chairman, written about my last column: time through, it was a method. There is too much or simply a spokesperson. It I said that ninety percent of remarkable turnout especially at apathy among the general would up to each government Uie members of Congress were 9:30 a.m. on a Saturday. (Did 1 student body, and too much false to decide how to select their Greek. J.P. Mascaro, the mention that time?) enthusiasm among the Greek leader. president, replied that, at that CdmpheU A lot of it was more personal population. By false enthusiasm, Each of these leaders would time, only 17 out of 28 positions The retreat was held at the than group oriented activity I am suggesting that Greeks in not only be the chief executive were Greek. He failed to include International House, down by except for the obvious fact of the general, with a few exceptions, of their minor government, but the fact almost all of these ‘non- Penn and was conducted by a day that there are a lot of power are more interested in getting would also have a seat in the greek’ positions were empty at man named Andy Mozenter who hungry, take charge “Norths” on drunk and having sex than in the. student body government. the time. Let’s not mislead your operates Peopletech, out of West Student Congress. (See news welfare of the student body. This student government subjects now. Chester. article for more explanation). Here is a plan that promotes would be a sort of “Student J.P. also commented about Well,l it wasn’t exactly what 1 Perhaps the most beneficial equal representation of the Confederacy.” It would consist how I resigned from Congress had expected, but it was still a activity of the day was the final campus, insures the most of about fifteen members, or because I felt it was a conflict of good experience which could activity where groups were capable people get the most seats, each the leader of their interest, a point I mentioned in possibly lead some day, or year organized by their type. The powerful positions, and part of the campus. In this way, my column. He pointed out how to what I had expected. All that groups were asked to do skits eliminates the overlapping of there would be only one other Triangle members were the memo said would be going depicting an average “good” and power. government, instead of the still on Congress, insinuating on in the morning was, “bad” day, then talk about the The first thing that needs to repetition created by the that they also presented a conflict. However, the reason I something where “everyone will organization’s needs. Thanks to be done is to organize minor existence of, for example, the resigned was because, as Editor- be together.” Congress’ Jim M cClain’s Jim governments all around the IFA and Student Congress. This In-Chief, I am responsible for I realized at 9:30 a.m. that I Bagian one liners and a lot of campus. Many of these are would mean better communica the weekly editorial, which had been out much too late the Drexel and Triangle / Congress already in place, such as the tion? coordination, and put the could, and has, involved night before, and that this was bashing we had a fantastic time Interfratemity Association and most knowledgeable and, Congress. Any other member of not going to be a passive thing and learned a lot about other the Panhellenic Council. hopefully, the most able people The Triangle would not have to where I could sit and listen to a organizations and their partic Each class needs to have a in control. be tied directly to that powerful speaker (and get some of the ular needs. President, Vice President, Since the leaders of each editorial tool, and could abstain sleep that I had forfeited the Congress President, J.P. Secretary and Treasurer, that minor government would also from editorial decisions in which night before.) All of the day’s Mascaro mentioned briefly the will be elected by the sUidents in have responsibilities in the they feel a conflict of interest activities were geared towards new Executive Activities the class. These class govern Student Confederacy, they exists. getting to know each of the Conunittee, which is included in ments may either work together would delegate to the Vice Also, J.P. claims that Sean approximately 60 students the new, recently approved. or remain autonomous. Presidents'and Vice Chairmen Zheng’s attendance record was representing a variety of campus Students Congress Constitution. Then, several other minor much of their work with their not a issue in the Congress vote. organizations (in most cases It will be a group of all the governments would need to be original council or board. leaders of all University student established. A Student Programs In addition, the President of But that’s like a judge telling a more than one). . jury to ignore the preceding Student Congress had the activities that will meet once a Board could be set up to the Student Cbnfederacy should comment of the witness. If it biggest showing with their month to talk about and report represent groups that serve the be chosen from its members, by was mentioned, then it was an “mandatory” ten people. (Just on the group’s purpose, projects, student body, such as the a vote of the Confederacy seats. There will be an election at the issue, despite its not surprising kidding guys. I know the ones and financial status. Sounds like' Student Program Association. end of each term. omission from the minutes. who didn’t show up will get an a great idea to improve the much Alpha Pi Omega. Gamma Sigma The seats themselves would absence. Worst of all, they needed communication that does Sigma, DUsers, etc... change as the minor govern Gary Rosenzweig is a senior missed out on all of the day's not exist at this University. Let’s A Student Minorities and ments change leaders. So there and was, believe it or not, sober private jokes!) There were also a h ( ^ it starts soon! Religion Council would be would be no mass exodus of when he wrote this column. variety of other business, created. This would be nnade up seats. professional, honor, and social of the Black Student Union, 10 • The IHangle • February 7,1992 More response to MBA program criticism Editor: ‘cash cow ” was intended to minimal service. Does the schedules, it is very easy to with the Dean and other After reading Dean Dascher’s show the disproportionate University expect MBA students prove that these programs never members of the Administration? response on January 31st to the percentage of MBA student to happily accept this inequitable existed. This would give Dean Dascher letter I wrote a week earlier in tuition that is contributed to the situation? As far as teaching, I am and the Administration a chance the Triangle, it remains evident general university pool. In the A dditionally, the D ean’s familiar with the surveys of to get a true sense of the how to me that the Dean still has not Dean’s critique of my financial claim that the Day and Saturday students about faculty and satisfied or dissatisfied students gotten the message. His own analysis, he does not deny this MBA programs really do exist is teaching quality that the Dean are on these issues. And to letter clearly illustrated how disproportionate contribution. hard to believe when, in mentioned. If what I claimed assure the Dean that I am not a remotely different his perception Why should MBA students have previous years of similar claims about this subject is so lone voice in the crowd, as of of the MBA program is from to pay so much more than other by him, there were obviously no inaccurate or untrue, why today, I am sending him a that of its students. In his letter, students for the use of the such programs. He indirectly haven’t the results of these sur completed petition with 200 he presented a classic “catalog” library, computer center, physic admitted this falsehood this fall veys ever been made available student signatures requesting description of the program, al plant and other University when he re-introduced these to the students? I suspect that if such a meeting. I would suggest ignoring the most fundamental facilities? Also, the Dean programs, which were suppos this information were released, it that the meeting be scheduled at and underlying principle that conveniently fails to mention edly already there. would shed some light on the a time when both part-time and should be guiding him in its that this fund also supports As students, it is difficult to authenticity of my claims. full-time students can attend and management: student satisfac career services and the co-op determine the validity of his After the release of my that a letter of notification of this tion. His point by point rebuttal department, two areas where latest claim since we have no article, the Dean wrote me a meeting be mailed by the of each issue avoided this very there is little if any support for reliable forecast of future course letter asking me to meet with College of Business to all relevant issue. MBA students. The bouom line offerings. Instead, we must rely him and further discuss these graduate business students to For example, my character is that MBA students are on the schedules of past course issues. He asserted that it ensure that they all have an ization of the MBA program as a charged maximum tuition for offerings. Based on these “remained his interest to opportunity to attend. improve the program in all Personally, I have no desire to areas.” “Dialogue can be helpful harm the NfflA program nor the in making that come about” he reputation of Dran Dascher. In • Fraternity party noise just a part wrote. On this point I agree. But fact, I am raising these issues in I have been through this routine the hope that positive changes of life at college and in the city before. In my one year term as will be truly forthcoming. After Graduate Business Association my letter was published, I Editor: city school and this is what goes reputation on successful president, my fellow students received an overwhelming I would like to respond to the on in the city — let alone a students, a large part of which and I lobbied all levels of the amount of support from not only editorial in r/ie frtonj/e on Jan. college campus. are greek, that become success Administration in an effort to students, but from faculty and 31 about the £tatemity neighbor I hate to break it to you. but ful when they graduate Drexel. influence improvements. We administrative personnel as well. who has so many criticisms to many greeks work part time If you can’t handle the city or met with everyone from Dr. Unfortunately, this support is make but is afraid to reveal their too — to pay the high tuition the behavior that goes on on Muskin (Head of the Graduate lacking from the University identity. bills. We too are part of the co every college campus across the Business Program) all the way policy-makers. Even now, I feel I am sick and tired of all the op program, are members of U.S. from all students: fresh up to President Breslin. And of that the Drexel MBA program is fraternity bashing. What did you sports teams, Student Congress man, sophomores, juniors, course we met with Dean a fair one with the potential of do freshman year in the dorms and various other organizations. seniors, greeks, bus ads, Nesbits, Dascher himself. While we were being an excellent one. But when everyone was up all night You would be surprised that the engineers (when they break given encouraging words and a fundamental improvements need partying — did you tell your greeks’ overall GPA is higher away from the library) and any sense that “change was on the to be made, and as suident, I feel RA? Who did you blame then? than the university average. If one else who needs to blow off way”, we have seen very little, if it is my duty and right to speak Those damn freshman. you say Drexel is more liberal some steam now and again, it any improvements. up in an effort to ensure that I think it is time that people these days than before 1989 - sounds to me that you don’t feel It is for this reason that I they are. Hopefully, the Dean realize that you are at a college then you should have been here a part of the fun, so you feel the don’t feel that such a one-on-one will schedule such a meeting. If that is in the middle of the city. before 1989 — when there were need to stop this nonsense. I meeting would be productive. not, I fear that the student’s There are other people on our parties until 4:00 a.m. every suggest commuting from outside Instead, I propose that he meet voices will continue to go streets past 2:00 a.m. There are night. Drexel is letting in the the city if you wish for quiet with the students. Why not let unheard. students other than Greeks who same caliber of students they weekends. May I also suggest the students pose their questions carry on past 2:00 a.m. in our always have and he who that you do not move to New and concerns in an open forum MikeJelepis'92 community too, not to mention survives the stress has a York after graduation — it is the locals. You sound a little like promising future. (By the way, much worse. my neighbws who hym and haw what were your SAT scores?) when someone honks a horn Drexel is a reputable institu Penny Zenker past 9:00 p.m. You came to a tion and will continue to base its President— Phi Sigma Sigma Ed-Op Policy The Editorial & Opinion pages are intended to be a »From The Beginnlii! forum for all members of the Drexel Conrununity to express their opinions on issues related to the University, Philadelphia and the world at large. 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To The End The TViangle •February 7,1992 *11 Hagerty Library's filin g remains in dark ages Did you ever think that research libraries that could let College of Business and Admin the Senate meeting from Penn Anyway, would you fault that Drexel’s administration could us access scholarly infor istration, topped that by after — you guessed it — doing woman if she left the Univer allow a problem to fester for so mation — systems that we can’t suggesting that Drexel maintain research at their library. She sity? Would you fault her long that it would present a join or use because we have no its present “symbiotic” relation asked the members of the colleagues if they followed her? fight-or-flight situation not only elecuonic card catalog. And she ship with Penn’s library (we do Senate, in her best English, to How about their students? How to present and potential students, revealed that outside sources, share some information, but not “cut the crap.” about those students’ friends not the University, were the enough, and it’s a struggle to She said she wanted to stay at who arc considering Drexel? primary groups the library check books out if you don’t Drexel, but she also wanted to How can you have know looked to for donations towards have Penn ID). In fact, he almost do her research at Drexel, not at ledgeable faculty — or an automated card catalog and a equated our situation with that Penn. She asked, no, demanded students — with no field larger publications base. of the City University of New that faculty members like those knowledge close at hand? Why Richard Schneidcr, senior York’s Graduate Center. “They on the Senate stop talking about do Drexel students and staff vice president for administra are very candid about their library money and start asking consistently have to go off- but to teachers as well? tion, then told the Senate that the library situation,” he said. for it. And she- stood there, campus for things that should be Hagerty Library’s lack of University had actually decided “[Theirs is] a parasitic relation looking on the verge of tears, readily available in our own automation is that problem. not to increase individual ship.... They are right across the telling us that she did not want library — books, journals, Imagine not only your best college budgets for the 1989-90 street from the New York Public to think about it, but she would databases, library networks friend deciding to go to school year and, instead, to give Library.” His suggestion that we definitely consider leaving covering the school, the city and Villanova, but your favorite the money to the library. Where continue depending on our small Drexel if the library’s situation the globe? How can a school call professor actually leaving did it go? Towards “maintaining existing information base and did not improve. itself a “technological” institu Drexel, just because the library the materials and keeping the outside “library runs” for the How should it be improved? tion when one of its basic sucks. inconvenience [of a manual card basic necessities in research If the University has withheld components still runs on 3x5 A large part of this past catalog].” Considering the 43%- materials literally made my jaw budget increases for individual cards? That’s not technology, Tuesday’s Faculty Senate plus rise in journal expenditures drop. schools before, why not do it that's cutting comers on quality meeting focused on a visit by by academic institutions since What really stung, though, again and use the money right educators and, in turn, the Dr. Eileen Hitchingham, dean of 1986. this was a brilliant move was the plea from a spectating this time? And how about quality educated. If the Drexel the library. In conjunction with — in 1991-92, the research Drexel professor from Taiwan putting some of our 6.9% tuition adminisU'ation has any sense at her presentation to the Senate, materials are disappearing, but whose name I unfortunately did increase to good use, too? I all, they’ll see fit to save the she gave each of the thirty-plus the card catalog remains. not get and whose academic would certainly like to see some Hagerty Library and the faculty members, administrators, But Dr. Roger McCain, head field she did not mention. (I of my money going towards University as a whole from and students in attendance an of the University Honors hope she’s reading this.) She getting the library on the right losing more ground or, worse information packet with some Program and a professor in the explained that she had rushed to track. yet, from becoming obsolete. startling statistics, some of which I present to you here: • In a survey of 1989-90 library expenditures for 19 universities offering master’s REGINA BELLE degrees or higher, Drexel had the 16th-h|ghest library budget, $2,277 million, finishing just behind Villanova and Bucknell. The only schools with lower budgets than Drexel's were West Chester ($2,037 million), La Salle ($1,351 million), and St. Joseph’s ($1,085 million) universities. Rutgers University had a library budget of $18,944 million. • Drexel Finished 18th out of the 19 schools on library expenditures per student, with $187. West Chester was the only school with a lower rate, at $178. First was Northwestern University, spending $945; Penn came in second, spending $824. • Drexel was the llth-largest school in the survey, but the only school in the survey — which also included the University of Maryland and Carnegie Mellon, Penn State, Temple, and Boston universities — to not have an automated library. We listened as Dr. Hitching A 1/aCentine's (Day Concert ham explained the astronomical costs of maintaining popular to scholariy journals that focc^ the BENEFIT THE HOMELESS OF PHILADELPHIA library and Drexel colleges to drop $160,000 worth of subscriptions. She displayed Macintosh screen dumps of FRIDAY, FEB. 14 • 2 SHOWS 6 & 9:00 PM state- and worldwide electronic linkuD&i&to university and DREXEL UNIVERSITY MAIN AUDITORIUM 32nd & C hestnut Streets, P h ila ., P A 0 6 f MdiHiy 0 gcepi/Vibnlei 0 Tri Stile Cov«fi|e Drexel Students $20 with valid ID (Limit: 2 tickets) To Charge Tickets call (215) 336-2000 STUDENT DISCOUNT AVAILABLE ONLY UNTIL FEBRUARY 13TH.
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I am currently enrolled in need to take marketing classes. designed to help develop student firmly wonder. Since my To have a quality program, you S210: Europe in the Modern Then the professor breaks into writing skills. All exams are in handwriting is so sloppy, will he must have quality students. I can World.This being said, and my an oratory on how S210 has the form of take home essays. suggest penmanship lab? But pretty much guess that ninety- first exam already complete, I been revamped. Again I cringe - Students who feel dissatisfied seriously, didn’t I gr^uate from some percent of all applications feel there are a few things that waiting to find out it’s no longer with their performance on the high school? I have not had my received are not from quality need be said about this class. needed. However, he never exams may rewrite them...” notebook collected since fifth students. Hey, look at me I addresses that subject, he does Okay, let’s review. I’m in grade when the teacher thought I slipped through. But first, try one bett^. He now explains that history class, right? And we are was drawing naked pictures of and help me figure out the history will be a lot like English. going to help you develop your her. I was, but still - this is causes of World War I - about Oh I see, S209 is still needed writing skills, right? So S210 college and the professor is just 1500 words worth of help would but it is now an English elective. will now be a prerequisite for not my type. be nice. What? Only kidding. freshman writing classes, right? What are they trying to do? If The professor asks us, "to Hey, sounds like it to me. this is an outstanding academic First, I was tricked into refer to the course philosophy “Designed to help develop institution that produces top P a rt-tim e believing that a student needed that he is passing around.” Oh I, writing skills." What ever notch caliber students for the both S209 and S210 for like, knew this was coming. A happened to "educate the student world (did I spell world right?), graduation. Wrong. Starting next course philosophy? Didn’t Obi- in the area of European shouldn’t they have good fa c u lty year, students need only take Wan warn Luke about classes History?” I mean, that is why I writing skills and be able to take S210 for their history sequence with course philosophies? took this class. To be able to good notes if they are already m is s in g requirements. Great I’m only in Anyway, "you will see that there recognize the causes of World here? Or is this an admission S210 for ten minutes and I feel have been significant changes War I, at least long enough to that Drexel students are second s a la ry ra is e like a jerk regarding history. I made in the way class will be get through that first multiple rate and in desperate need of have just found out that I spent handled.” "Will you still be choice test. Now, I actually help? continued from page 8 last semester blowing off a class teaching history in this class?" I have to pay attention and learn I hope that 1 am wrong. I The University has gone out I didn’t need anyway. wanted to ask, but I was too the material - to then write hq>e that this is just more of that of its way on a number of After teasing us about that, impressed that I was in a class about it. Come on, pull this leg incessant tinkering that Drexel occasions to state that TA’s and our teacher then decides to that had a course philosophy to and it plays jingle bells. does with its programs. RA’s are very imporunt to describe our current class and ask silly questions. Upon And now the best part of all - However, I do feel that if Drexel Drexel and that our efforts are what to expect. What to expect? reviewing the philosophy for a the teacher is actually going to is saying the above, they need greatly appreciated. I can only At this point, I’m waiting to find few seconds, I found that collect notebooks and grade us to crack down on that embar assume that the adjunct faculty out if marketing majors still revamp part. "S210 has been on our notetaking ability. I rassingly high acceptance rate. are similarly appreciated. Assuming that everything I have said so far is factudly correct I find the University’s decision to deny retroactive raises to the TA’s, RA’s, and adjunct faculty to be inconsistent with their previous affirmations of our worth. So am I appreciated or not? If so, afford me equal treatment with all of the other employee groups and make my raise “il/I/X®,★ our ★ ★ ★ retroactive. If not, I would powetful version of UND?, is destined to be the multivendor operating system of choice appreciate an explanation. ... it's easy, powetful! 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The turtle replied, It is almost as if tales were intentionally American folklore devel(^)ed, rooted in the importance of being wary and ^ert — “Well, that’s what I say about you left at a human, or mortal level. This and nurtured by servitude, difficult living so as not be be Uicked yourself. negroes, you talk too much anyhow.” makes sense, since these people were conditions, and poverty. A culture Oddly enough, trickster tales rarely This, and many other tales teach the constantly dealing with the harsh realities developed which, being devoid of have any moral standards. The characters, importance of just keeping quiet as a of slavery. traditional education and filled with even the hero, are ruthless in their tricks means of surviv^. hardships, relied on storytelling as one of and punishments which often end up in t was the combination of many the main sources of culture and learning. characters getting eaten or killed. The hile uickster tales and behavio I elements, including slavery and the African-American folktales can be moral lessons are left for another type of W ral tales make up the main sudden re-location from Africa to divided into two major categories: the tale, those dealing with behavior. stream of African-American America that created the folklore. All of ‘trickster’ tales, describing how cunning stories, there exists a wide diversity of all the African-American talcs originated overcomes strength, and the tales that ehavioral tales, showing how one sorts of other tales to complement the from one of three sources: African tales, teach proper behavior, or how to, and how B should act, are far more diverse folklore. adaptations of European tales, and those not to, act. In addition, as in any other than the trickster tales, which have There are stories about creation — tales created in the new world during culture, there are many miscellaneous repetitive themes and characters. More mostly heavily influenced by European slavery^. Even those stories from Africa stories that play much less of a role, often than not, these stories illustfate not mythology. Stories about Adam and Eve and Europe were altered by life in ranging from serious subjects such as how to act, but how not to act. The central and the Flood are only changed to explain America. creation and religion, to tales that exist for character behaves wrongly and is the presence of different skin colors. The folktales were more than just little other purpose than humor. punished, frequently by a horrible death These sometimes depicted blacks as a stories. Storytelling itself became an art — much like Grimm’s Fairy tales. degenerate race, such as stories about how form: the tone of ones voice, accents, ince they were the most frequently In “Little Eight John,” a common all of Cain’s descendants were dark- body movements, and facial expressions S told, the trickster tales are the most variation of a story told all over the South, skinned because of his committing the made the best storytellers more like well known. They were also the first a young boy refuses to listen to his first murder, or how the black man was performers. Thus, along with songs and tales to be transcribed. They can be found mother. Each time his mother warns him the Devil’s answer to Adam and Eve. spirituals, folktales were at the heart of a in Joel Chandler Harris’s book Uncle not to do something bad, because in turn These stories also had their opposites, unique culture. Remus: Songs and Sayings published something bad will happen to his family, with Adam and Eve being black, and It is easy to understand how these 1880. This book details the advenuires of the boy does it anyway and his family Cain’s descendants turning white after he stories played an important part in the Brer Rabbit — a perfect, and by far the suffers. “Don’t sit backward in your killed Abel. An Uncle Remus tale tells of lives of a people that were mostly illiterate most common, example of a trickster chair'... It will bring troubles to your a pool that paled skin. However, by the and allowed few pleasures. What character. family,” his mother warned him. Of time the ancestors of today’s blacks got to developed was a society that relied Brer Rabbit’s stories deal mainly with course, John did just that and “his loving the pool, there was only enough to wash stfongly on story-telling as a combination Brer Fox’s attempts to catch and devour mammy’s combread burned and the milk him. For example, in the tale “The wouldn’t chum.” Finally, his mother tells by Desmon Wonderful Tar-Baby Story” Brer Fox him not to do something bad or the boy A re y o u s t il l a s l a v e ? Oron Clark makes a doll out of tar to trap Brer Rabbit. himself will suffer, and the boy does it slave ru Apersonwitt\out freedom When the rabbit happens upon the doll anyway, thus resulting in his death. This You may say slavery is gone. Bui you are wrong. and the doll refuses to greet him. Brer story has a definite moral, and an obvious Now there is a new./ust as dangerous kind. Rabbit gets upset and attacks the doll, thus purpose. “And that’s what always happens Udoes not involve working and torturing the body entangling him with tar. The fox, thinking to never-minding little boys,” the story But Instead it takes away all freedom and all wisdom that he has outsmarted Brer Rabbit then concludes. Slavery of the Mind tries to decide how to finish him off. Brer Other stories use animals to teach Many people are sdtl slaves because their freedom. behavioral lessons by explaining the Their intelligence and common sense. Rabbit, being even more cunning, says to Have been taken over by their wants and their greed the fox “Skin me. Brer Fox, snatch out physical appearance of an animal by Some people have lost so much common sense my eyeballs, t’ar out my years by de roots, something that it had done. This creates an That th«w don't know a “want" en cut off my legs, but do please. Brer interesting combination of tales — where From a make believe "need" Fox, don’t fling me in dat brier patch.” other cultures might have completely This is a very serious kind or slavery Brer Fox, wanting to do exactly the separate stories dealing with the 'why Tn NO way or manner am I joWng. opposite of whatever the rabbit wanted, things are’ question. For instance throws him into the brier patch, allowing In a ‘Brer Wasp’ story. Brer Wasp is Some people say they "need" illegal drugs. him to escape. “Bred en bawn in a brier- always making fun of others. One day he Some people say they "need" cigarettes is overcome with laughter making fun of So they are patch. Brer Fox — bred and bawn in a Slaves of Drug Abuse, and also brier-patch!” Brer Mosquito: “Laugh, yo no-mannered devil! Laugh! But take care that the day Slaves of Smoking. A key element of the trickster stories is Some people say they "need" to gam ble the victory that the hero attains. Trapped doesn’t come when somebody laughs at Sotheyareslavesof the Ever Worsening Bets. in a bad situation, the trickster is rarely you the same no-mannered way!” said Some people say they "need" to constantly borrow satisfied with merely escaping, but often Brer Mosquito. The wasp continued to So they are slaves of the Ever Present Debts. gets revenge. Even more common are tales laugh so much that he squeezed his Some people say they "need" to swear and curse where the hero escapes danger by stomach so hard he took on his familiar Slang which limits their vocabulary switching places with his adversary. shape. From that point on, the wasp is so Andlimits positive progress In another Brer Rabbit story, that has concerned that others might make fun of And places re$trictions on true self-expression many different versions, the rabbit stuck at him that if anyone even looks at him, he So they are slaves of Profonity. looses his temper. “Everywhere he goes he Some peopie say ^ e y don't need an education, the bottom of a well. Brer Fox comes by, The opportunity to expand our wisdom and the rabbit tells him how nice it is at thinks somebody is ready to laugh at him. A "pnvfleg^" many in the past have died for, the bottom of the well, thus making the If anyone so much as looks at him, he gels So tney are slaves of ignorance. fox want to come down. The well has two so mad that he is ready to fight.” In this And in tt»e end, th ^ are also buckets with a rope and pulley system: as one story, people are taught that it’s not one bucket is lowered, the other rises. As polite to laugh at others, and the wasp’s ^S w ne^ple say they "need" sex before marriage the fox comes down on one bucket, the shape and temper are explained. And also without protection, even if rabbit is able to escape in the opposite Understandably, the slavery situation They have to get down on their knees bucket. “Good-by, Brer Fox, take keer yo’ worked its way into these stories. Through S o th ^ a re the folktales, people were taught not only Slaves 0/ Lust and Pomxcation, cloze, Fer dis-is de way de worril goes; Slaves of an Unexpected Pregnancy and Some goes up en some goes down. You’ll proper behavior, but nwessary behavior. The world of slavery can be classified as Slaves of the Possibility of Being a Camer git ter de bottom all safe en soun’.” OC a Deadty Disease . , , . . . In these tales the animals take on one of survival, where one wrong move Some people say they don t need to learn about completely human characteristics: speech, could lead to a beating, removal from Their neriwge ' . , . thought, emotion, greed, etc... The heroes family, or death. The most common Thw say, the line for culhiral education, of the tales are almost always weak survival lesson taught was that of keeping I'm notfeaiiy interested. I'd rather be last." animals with a clever intellect, such as your mouth shut. So t h ^ people, like all the others, are... Brer Rabbit and Anansi. the ‘spider A tale with many variations depicts a TRULYSLAVES trickster.’ Conflicting theories can be slave finding a verbally animated object, like a talking frog, turtle or skull. In the DOOMED TO REPEAT THE PAST! derived about the heroes of these stories. Have you lost your mental freedom? One is that they represent the overcoming story sometimes titled “You Talk Too Much, Anyhow” a slave finds a talking ARE YOU STILL A SLAVE? of strength by cleverness, or slaves The only way to truly find out overcoming their masters. Another theory turtle. “My, Mr. Turtle. I didn’t know you Is 10 examine the way you live points out that the animal characters are could talk,” said the slave. “What I say And to improve always doing what they want: playing, about you niggers is you talk too much.” THE WAY YOU 1 lying around, and thus fall outside said the turtle. The slave takes his master 14 • The THangle • February 1,1992 Entertainment
Worship the goddess, you pigs!** The medium of Judy Tenuta, the petite flower, muses about photography is alive, well, everything from feminism, to laundry, to Madonna and currently exhibiting Anita j. Michel The Triangle is pleased to People should bring me offerings — lace socks, stuffed at the Book TVader Of The Triangle present the twisted logic and thoughts of Ms. Tenuta. animals, flowers. I’m discour She’s declared herself as the aging Spam, I really don’t have Carol Smith. Triangle Staff Writer Petite Flower, Giver Goddess, The current and future state of a use for that, except to send it Photography is still in the process of defining itself as an art Earth Mother, Buffer of Fore Judyism to the queen, but she can afford form. Galleries and museums are collecting works by Cindy heads, Empress of Elvis, and To follow Judyism, people it anyway... numerous other titles. She’s have to chant my name until I hope to soon take over the Sherman, the Stam Twins and Robert Mapplethorpe. But, the Judy Tenuta, love goddess and they become a human speed- Jimmy Swaggart ministries. It’s general public still thinks of Ansel Adams when it thinks of a founder of Judyism, and she’s bump, or until they lose their job so stupid. He gets caught in bed “serious” photographer. The inherent realism and ease of photo coming to Drexel University on as sperm bank president, which with a hooker, cries about it on graphy limits the way people have viewed the art form and its February 13th. We managed to ever comes first Then they have TV, and then people forgive him capabilities. And when the realism hits the fan, galleries close snag an interview with her. to give me all their worldly and send him money. shows and get taken to court on obscenity charges. What popular So, after slogging through , possessions (which are mostly culture is beginning to come to grips with is that photography is enough tape to rival Watergate, canned goods). Is Judy a feminist? as fluid and dynamic an art form as music, film, print or other Yes, Yes, oh god yes!! Why visual media. wouldn’t I be? The history of the photographic medium seems to have con strained its possibilities more than anything. Even with early The state o f women in comedy seminal photographers like Man Ray, who pioneered abstraction, It’s just like everything else absurdity aiid photo processing experimentation, photography — they’re only a few women moved forward with realists like C ^er-B resson and Stieglitz. comics out there, and they’re doing as good as they can as for ...The realism and ease of mwtals... The TV network executives photography limits the way people have don’t understand. They think nothing of giving a show to a viewed the art form and its capabilities. mediocre male comic before they would give one to a good When realism hits the fan, galleries get female comic. They think “let’s give this series to a guy because taken to court on obscenity charges... he’s a guy,” but if a woman wants a show, they can’t give it The nineties has the perfect Zeitgeist going for an expanded to her because she’s a woman. photographic vocabulary. Museums and galleries are buying That’s just the way they think. modem photographic works at an unprecedented pace. Cindy It’s all really sexi^ They’re all Sherman and the Stam Twins rose seemingly oiit of nowhere to y .- ^ sexist pigs in a blanket. be art dariings. Sherman is the performance artist of the photo graphic set. Her large color prints give us a weird angled slice of ’ I On Censors some piece of someone else’s life. Whereas, the Stam Twins take ‘i I ^ They’re so hypocritical. Why more timely themes and shred them and tape them back together j ^ w can CNN broadcast 72 hours of to elicit the poignancy of which photography is capable. ' ' the William Kennedy Smith rape The Book Trader, 501 South Street, holds some of the best '7 should have been Tinkerbell in 'Hook' instead of Julia Roberts!" JUDY on page 18 displays of modem photography in this area. Thomas Moore, the curator of the shows at the Book Trader, has shown an ability to experiment with photographic styles while consistently main Henry Rollins tells everyone exactly taining high caliber execution. Shows at the Book Trader have included group exhibits, photorealism, photosurrealism and social photojournalism. All of the shows I have seen have been what’s on his mind in One From None strong in content, professional in delivery and handsomely dis Chad Gom. Triangle Staff Writer______played. The current show follows this tradition. I can’t keep my mouth shut John J. Carlano presents eighteen altered monoprints from How often have you sat alone at night, de These things bum inside me varied editions of only three. These black and white photos are pressed and angry, and wished someone else felt Makes me scream out loud large smd well-printed. They consist of familiar objects made the way you felt? How often have you put your What’s inside must come out or I will explode” unfamiliar, surreal and different by the use of angle, close-up, head in your hands and moaned softly to yourself Although he writes of suicide, giving up on and believed that never has anyone ever been so others, and basic elimination, writing is how he ...The prints themselves go beyond a deeply in a hole? How often have you been in one avoids the action. In this way, his writing and stage of those down moods, wanting someone to sympa performances are extremely cathartic and healthy. strict photographic sense and become thize with you? I know of one man who writes The second part of One From None is an inter books and sings songs of his own depression and view done by journalist Robert Fischer in most visceral and textural.... alienation. Henry Rollins, vocalist of the Rollins Switzerland in late 1987. In the interview, Rollins Band and ex-vocalist of the hardcore punk outfit. speaks on everything from religion to the media. subject geography and photo-manipulation by^staining or dying. Black Flag, has published another book filled with He states his two allies as “discipline and insanity,” The artist presents the following statement to explain his emotions and ideas. and expands on the idea of determining between dynamic works. “In subject matter, I wanted to confine myself One From None is the latest release by Henry the normality that society sets up for us and being within a given frame; I have tried for a concrete, finite presence. Rollins and his own 2.13.61 publishing company. your own person with your own definition of A trae revelation, I am convinced, can only emerge from stub The book is a collection of thoughts and an inter normal. He addresses of the misconcq>tion that he born concentration on a single problem...The surest, and the view from 1987, all of which reveal the way this considers himself a writer or a< musician—he quickest way for us to arouse the sense of wonder is to stare, un- man feels about everything. doesn’t. He says: afiraid, at a single object. Suddenly-miraculously-it will look like Henry Rollins doesn't mince words. Included in “...I’m not trying to say that I’m some mystic, something we have never seen before (from Cesare Parvese his books are not poems; they are thoughts. He obscure piece of furniture, it’s just that, you read “Dialogues with Leuco”).” does not spend an hour coming up with the right Celine, Selby, Nieusche. That’s writing. OK? Not Carlano has taken familiar objects and has photographed them synonym for “reality” or "pain.” He writes what he me, I just got stuff coming out of me...” at a very close range, sometimes with very distorted perspectives feels, and publishes a collection of those thoughts, Other books written by Henry Rollins available or with extreme geometric placements. These 8 x 10 or 16 x 20 perhaps hoping that someone, somewhere will feel from 2.13.61 publishing include Art to Choke blKk and white prints have a wide white border around the gray the same way, and benefit from his writing. Hearts, High Adventure in the Great Outdoors, and print area on the paper itself. Then the photos are dyed in specific The verse portion of the bo(dc, which takes up Bang! Each book is a collection of his poems, object areas and smeared past the white border to be then hidden the first lOS pages, is filled with situations, conver letters, prose and basic thoughts. His are the perfect by the soft yellow mats. This manipulation does many things. sations. and downright emotion. Some of the things writings to read when sleep won’t find ydu. The prints themselves go beyond a strict photographic sense and he writes were preying on his mind for a while, become most visceral and textural. By infringing on the white while others are thoughts that just struck him and Books and tapes by Henry Rollins, as well as sterile border dodged on the paper, the prints tend to pop out at forced him to jot them down brfore they were for books by other authors such as Don B i^m a and the viewer with a very dynamic and dramatic effect. gotten. Sometimes, most of the time, he writes for Bill Shields can be obtained by writing to: Carlano has taken objects like foria. pieces of hair, large spilt this reason, in his own wwds: 2.13.61 nails, pieces of p^per, and shards of glass and has concentrated “What’s inside must come out P.O. Box 1910 I can’t help iL Los Angeles. CA.. 90078 See PHOTOGRAPHY on page 16 The THangle • February 7,1992 • 15 Can you say Psychefunkapus? Attention: Cool Band Alert! Steve Bdjanowski Ving," the first track, which does turn out some fine music Triangle Staff Writer starts with a heavy, metallic riff, on Skin. The interaction of the moves through a classical instruments propels many of the Looking for a cool new band inspired break into a progres band’s songs, especially "Syria” to get into? One that’s hip, sive, early Rush-esque verse and "Eyeball," two short pieces funny, intelligent, and musical, with soulful vocals, then into a that help display the member’s all at the same time? One that funky, jazz fiisiony break with a musical prowess. “Work Like a isn’t noisy? One that isn’t get rap. And the band members, Horse/Drink Like a Fish” ting over-played or over-hyped? guitarist/vocalist Jon Axtell, features a heavy riff with almost Well then, kids, Psychefunkapus bassist/vocalist Atom B. Ellis, Ozzy-ish vocals and an intense just may be your band. Their drummer Mooshi Moo Moo and guitar solo. S k in ’s peak is the new album Skin posesses all of singer/percussionist Manny last track, “Banana Slug King,” the above mentioned qualities Martinez seem to a^pt effort (probably the album’s strangest without being excessive, and it lessly to each style that they song) a thrash/funk number is loaded with good rockin’ absoib. with some cool vocal harmonies tunes. Skin is flawed, however, be and hints of psychedelia. Although the album starts out cause Psychefunkapus often Oddly enough, the most a bit slow. Skin kicks in with sounds like other current bands effective songs on Skin are the “Surfin’ on Jupiter,” the first doing similar style switching. oddball tracks. The aforemen single (which, by the way, is And the comparisons are usu tioned “Surfin’ on Jupiter” is actually getting airplay on ally obvious. "Television sort of a Ventures meets the WMMR - imagine that, a new People” sounds like Fishbone, Jelsons piece littered with west band on WMMR - they should "Liars” sounds like King’s X, coast surf lingo, “Dude! This is do that more often), and then "Surfin’ on Jupiter” sounds like bitchin'! ” The best song by far, continues to build through a Joe Satriani, and so on. It is un however, is “Hillbilly Happy series of mood changes and certain whether or not Psyche Smash." Talk about genre mix several varieties of music. funkapus is really that deriva ing, how does a thrash-funk- This is Die Kreuzen. Genre mixing is nothing new tive, or if such similarities are mosh-square dance grab you? They will be playing the Khyber Pass (56 S. 2nd St), on at this point, but Psyche just inherent when a band starts This is definitely one of the funkapus seem bent on taking messing around with different funniest, most original songs to Saturday, February 8th. the form to new levels. Just musical styles. Whatever the be created in some time. Opening up for them will be Gerrymander Bob and the about every trend in rock music case may be, it unfortunately Psychefunkapus is a band Blisters (trom NJ, in case you needed to know). has found a home in Psyche mars one’s view of the album that certainly shows a lot of funkapus’ songs: metal, funk, Luckily, these instances do potential on Skin. They need to Fun Facts About Die Kreuzen psychedelic, progressive, blues, not work against Psychefunk define their own style in the • Die Kreuzen’s latest album is Cement, on Touch and you name it. Typical is “Evol apus too much because the band future in order to start sounding Go Records. original and not like a derivative • It’s gathering critical acclaim from publication such as amateur band. If they succeed, Skin they can become a fantastic The Hard Report, Rockpool, CMJ, The Washington Psychefunkapus group. Until then, check out Post, Raw, and diis very paper you are holding in your Skin, and rock out. Atlantic Records, 1991 hands. 13 tracks. Running time 53:06 StSvS would like to con- • Die Kreuzen’s back catalogue includes Century Days Produced by Jerry Harrison gratulate WMMR on their move and Gone Away. to their new studios. Bui he feels So if you go to see them, can you do me a favor? Since /’ II that the move won't change their probably be stuck in the back like usual, and if anyone’s up Rating. . A A A l / 2 lame programming. front, can you ask them to play “Elizabeth" for me? The Rocketeer is tlie liigliliglit of tliis week’s video releases Steven D. Segal much better or worse they are, but I’d sure like to see the adventure, I can’t think of a better set-up for a long- Triangle Stcff Writer hour that was cut out The “American” version on video running series than this one. (PG) ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ Mobsters: Can this film actually be the Once Upon a has good performances to boast and a terrific period set Time in America of the 1990’s? Well, when that four- design, but it ain’t no Godfather or GoodFellas. (R) Regarding Henry: I lost track, but I think this one hour Seigio Leone epic was cut to 2-and-a-half hours for ▲▲1 /2 was the first in a series of “redemption” movies. Here, an American release in 1984, critics and audiences Hanison Ford plays Henry Turner, a ruthless lawyer who panned it, calling it disjointed, poorly edited and Hot Shots!: This wacky spoof of fiy-boy and military loses his memory after being shot in the head. We follow incomprehensible. But the four-hour version is films quickly wears out its welcome, despite a few clever considered to be a modern-day classic. Now comes sequences and a goof-ball turn by Lloyd Bridges as an Mobsters, a film that so boldly had the guts to make such Admiral with a few screws loose. Charlie Sheen has fun an easy target, facing anticipated tide-jokes like “Miller’s poking fun at his role in Navy SEALS and Valeria Golino Crossing-Guards” jmd “Young Tommyguns.” The fibn is does a great bit that parodies Michelle Pfeiffer, Jessica disjointed, poorly edited, and nearly incomprehensible; it Rabbit and Millie Vinilli at the same time. The rest of the made me wonder how much footage was left on the film dares you to laugh, and you may indeed do so — in editing room floor. Now I hear that in fact there was an spite of yourself. But I’ll give credit where credit is due: entire hours' worth of footage cut out for the American at 83 minutes, at least Hot Shots! is over before you release of this film last July; there are five different prints know it — and before your IQ drops too much. (PG-13) of the film circulating in Europe. I have no idea how
Return to the Blue Lagoon: No, thank you. This needless sequel (wasn’t the original a bomb, too?) may be gorgeously photographed, and star Milla Jovovich is just plain gorgeous, but it’s lethargic pace brings new meaning to the word dull. What were the makers of this film thinking? (PG-13) ▲
The Rocketeer: Though this one wasn’t quite the aviators’ Raiders o f the Lost i4rJt-meets-James Bond-saga Disney was hoping it would be. The Rocketeer is still Hot Shots, a seriously silly movie, out on video this week. high-flying fun. Some complained about scenes during which nothing much was happening; I called it character him through his rehabilitation, during which he must development. Some blasted the occasionally shoddy leam' to w ^ and talk again finm scratch. When he must special effects; I enjoyed their sheer campiness as they reassimilate with his wife and daughter, he forgets what a reminded me that the hero is a comic book character. heel he used to be and becomes - gasp! - a nice guy. Some criticized Bill Campbell’s bland performance; I Harrison Ford does manage to save this schmaltzy thought it was on the money because I remembered that melodrama from sinking under the weight of its own his character was supposed to be an everyday, average pretentiousness, diough the movie-of-the-week feel of guy. But everyone was in agreement in hailing the this wannabe tearjerker makes you think that you have fantastic set design that brought 1938 Hollywood to indeed seen this movie at least twenty times before. vibrant life; and all agreed that Timothy Dalton played Directed by Mike Nichols (The Graduate, Working Girl) his Errol Flynn-like villain with enough icy verve to and co-slaning Anneue Bening. (PG-13) ▲ ▲ ▲ make his performance the most memorable, without going over-the-top (see Alan Rickman in Robin Hood or We're not sure if Steve Segal knows that he was Sandra Bernhard in Hudson Hawk if you don’t know recently featured in the latest piece of recuitment A comic book comes to Itfe in 'The Rocketeer' what I mean). If Disney resurrects the series for a second propaganda from the Student Ufe office. 1 6 • The TWangle • February 1,1992 Photography at South Street’s Book IVader \Dud€y Aurora Rocks! i Continued from page 14 by the object and by the dye tional gray photographic still. on each object very close up in a process that is both intriguing The final photo of a flower is I A most excellent contest for Triangle readers! frame. Some of the objects near and soothing. Some would say quite beautiful and reminds me the close edges of the frame are these photos are all abstraction a bit of Mapplethorpe. But, it’s in focus, while more distant and Mondrian-like in execution. the work which relies on objects become blurred. The But, that, really, would be Carlano's vision and interaction objects go beyond themselves to simplifying all the visual ele which really arouses. It is a form new statements. Still Life ments these photos satisfy. pleasure to see such fine work No. 9 (Twin Forks), has two There is a depth and fluidity displayed in such an appropriate forks upright with wire or string to these photos that allow them manner. A photographic show around them. They are darkened to be viewed again and again well worth seeing. by dye and look more like some and continually see something John J. Carlano is an Adjunct primitive icons or cave paint new. They are meticulously dis Associate Professor at the Uni ings than forks. Three works, played. Light wood frames sur versity of the Arts. He most Still Life No. 6. 7, and 8 round pale yellow mats which recently won a Pennsylvania (Triangle, Beehive, and Ball house the dark, entrancing Council on the Arts Fellowship and Chair) are hung together photos. Carlano has a few more in 1990 and has numerous free and are exuiemely dynamic. The typical prints in the show done lance associations. The show at three photos work well individ in the same process. Two (Papa the Book Trader will continue ually and off each other as well. ya, and Pot Shards — Still Life through February 23rd. Gallery There is a Zen-like calm to the No. 15 and 16) have less of the hours are 10 am to 12 midnight. photos and a texture imparted dye area and more of the tradi Ugly Kid Joe —As ugly as they wanna be A 1990’s Black Sabbath hybrid deserves a listen Richard Knight______1 don’t know where they hail from, but UKJ are Triangle Staff Writer defmitely worth more than a casual listen. The 5 piece line-up of 2 guitars, bass, drums and vocals is Birth Announcement: Onto unsuspecting nothing out of the ordinary, but their original parents M6tley CrUe and Black Sabbath (nee material is strong. It’s difficult to say who does Earth) as son Ugly Kid Joe, late 1991, 5 cuts — most of the writing on such a short offering, but it all pounding, no fillers, baby doing fine — not so looks as if the duties are handled mainly by sure about the parents though? Get my drift? guitarists Klaus Eichstadt and Roger Lahr, with It*s Wayne^s W orld! vocalist Whitfield Crane (sometimes working with Ugly Kid Joe’s first release, this self titled 5 or 6 non-band co-author E. Phillipps). The other writing Party time! Excellent! track EP CD (what used to be called “mini albums” credits are none other than Messrs. lommi. Ward, back in the old days) on Stardog Records is so Butler and Osbourne, thanks to the inclusion of a Free Stuff and Not So Free Stuff! incredibly derivative that I should hate it. So cover of Sabbath’s “Sweet Leaf’ — you know, Once again, a skit from SNL attempts to survive on the big should every other self respecting head case for that nice song about tea (yeah right!) from screen. that matter, but UKJ have done it so well that it Sabbath’s 1971 Masters of Reality as the prelude Wayne's World, from Paramount Pictures will be released next works, so don’t knock it. to “Funky Fresh Coundy Club.” Friday, February 14th. Here is a band churning out Sabbath-style The jewel box artwork is pretty neat, feanuing a The Triangle has a virtural plethora of Wayne's World stuff to riffarama with a Vince Neil-alike doing the vocals Black Crowes style cartoon character recognizable give away. Some of it is free, but some of it you’re gonna to have and it actually sounds fresh and alive. The music as Ugly Kid Joe himself, giving the world the to work for! biz has always been cyclic, and a revival of '70s finger on the front and blowing up a cat on the Free stuff — posters (teasers and regular) and passes for a sludge metal done ‘90s style is about due. Hell, back — just like “Itchy & Scratchy” from The special screening of Wayne's World on Monday morning, February Tony lommi of Black Sabbath has been Simpsons. You also get a sticker of Joe thrown in 10th. To get the free stuff, just stop up at the Triangle offices and responsible for some of the heaviest riffs of all — unusual to get any freebies with CD’s these ask whoever is there. But hurry! The passes are for Monday time, so it’s about time they were recycled. It’s days. The bottom line here is that Ugly Kid Joe morning! also time that something other than the "Seattle sounds like a band with a sense of humor, playing Not so free stuff — Wayne's World hats, T-shirts, and Extreme sound” had a look in on the metal scene — Ugly good heavy music in a 90’s vein, and not wearing Close-Up books! This is the stuff you gotta work for! Kid Joe sounds like they could eat Nirvana for any hearts on their sleeves. It’s fun — check it out. Just answer the questions below, fill in your name and address, breakfast! Parental Advisory — Explicit Lyrics? Naturally! and drop it off at the Triangle offices before February 13th. To avoid a glut of people coming in to pick up the books, hats, and tees, the Triangle will mail the winnings to you. KNOCK-OUT P 1. What public access channel is Wayne's World shown on? ROUND TWO 2. What city and state is Wayne’s World broadcast from? 3. Who's hot— Wayne's mom or Garth's mom? Large Pizza ^ediihn Pizza 4. What is the appropriate sound ^ e c t to make when talking A 99 199 about a hot babe? 5. Who is Wayne and Garth's favorite band? (They also sing ^K + ta x ^ - t - tax the theme song.)
6. What MTV banned video was shown on Wayne's World? 2 n d fo r fo u r 2n d fo r th r e e BUCKS MORE BUCKS m o r e 7. Where are the Wayne's World studios located? oner expires 2/z»/V2 8. What part o f the anatomy do monkeys fly out of? C a l i f o i ' n i 9. When Aerosmith was on Wayne's World, who played their roadie? PIZZA 10. Please list a synomymfor vomit. Name 3 8 7 - 2 0 0 0 Address Free D elivery The Triangle • February 7,1992 • 17 Judy Tenuta
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Continued from page 14 The Ideal personal love slave shiping about me, bringing me On Her Wardrobe But he’s a regular person now, trial when kids can watch it all Maybe a cross between, well, gifts and saying, “Oh goddess, My clothes are made for me. I he works in a bank and has three day long? Why can the censors it would be a combination. The can I kiss your hem?” tell my wardrobe slave what I kids. I’m a love goddess and he let stuff like that go but I can’t shoulders of Arnold, and the want and he comes up with it. I has to work in a bank. say the word “gay” in my body hair of Bigfoot and the On her act sometimes find a few pieces in Don’t you think that’s a grwt routine (as in “gay trucker”)? head of Mel Gibson. Then I I’m a goddess and I’m declar an antique store or something movie of the week? With Don’t you see the obvious could get to shave him and diat ing my teachings...When 1 talk like that, but I usually have to Macauly Caulkin as me in 8Ui discrepancy here? could be fun. about men, it’s not male bash goddess-ize them a bit further grade — we can put a wig on ing. I just make comments about before I can wear them. him, Desmond Tutu as the On Lawyers On doing colleges, how they should make their priest, and Rosanne Arnold as I think lawyers are the lowest 1 like it. Everyone’s pretty lives better by becoming my On her large family the nun. Wouldn’t that be great? form of life. How can lawyers hip. At least everyone can read personal love slaves and by 1 was more concerned about justify and defend in any ethical and have evolved a thumb. doing a woman’s bidding. 1 just plain survival than develop On Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell way someone who murders and They’re very worshipful, and Uie don’t consider that male bash ing an act. 1 have six brothers As long as they were casting eats people? The way we deal college men know 1 appreciate ing. who would all be tackling each someone not to look like Tinker with mass murders in America is them as sides of beef. 1 like to leave verbal sou other like the Bears and 1 would bell, they should have had me as by giving them a mini-series venirs for people, something be hiding in the closet with my Tinkerbell (in Hook). I mean staring Jayne Seymour. They’re Where she doesn’t like to they can remember when they accordion. Comedy was a direct Julia Roberts was like a Cub on the cover of Newsweek and perform leave. Things that they can use reaction to a very blue-collar en Scout on a string. She looked Time\ The legal system has to be The two towns I really hate during the day when situations vironment. I don’t understand more like Peter Pan. I hope Julia changed, it has to goddess- playing are Toledo, Ohio and come up. why people are so resentful of Roberts balloons up to 700 ized... Green Bay, Wisconsin. In Green Expect baptisms and mar their environments — I mean, pounds and plays in the life I ’m trying to make people Bay, their main goal is to exam riages to be performed during my comedy and religion devel story of Robert DeNiro. Maybe aware of the fact that we need to ine a pigskin — or go ice fish my show. In fact. I’d like to oped from being in mine. Julia can swallow Rosanne and revamp our legal system. Judy- ing. Gee, nice goals. In Toledo, have two personal love slaves to Tom Arnold to get into the ism will bring justice back and, they’re not happy unless they go carry me on the stage. A sad story o f an early teenage pan... in the meantime, make everyone to tractor pulls. They can’t crush... who should be one, a love slave. understand how to worship a On Talk Shows One of my very first crushes On Hollywood goddess or be enlightened by I love working with Joan when I was a girl was on a Right now I’m living in Are all men “pigs"? one... Rivers because she pretty much priest. Since I grew up in a strict Hollywood. I don’t know if No, not all of them, but I lets me do what I want. I’m not Catholic household, the only you’ve ever been here, but think men should be our furni On preparing for a perfor allowed on Arsenio Hall. I was men around me were my broth there’s a two silicone minimum ture. Men don’t understand the mance supposed to be on, but a week ers and priests. I couldn't have a that’s required to get in. Every whole reproductive thing be If I’m doing television, it’s before I was to appear, they crush on my brothers because one’s really funny, but they cause they only contribute the really helpful for me to be angry called my agent and said that I’m not fh)m Alabama, so I had don’t know diat because they’re seed. Women in return have to before L go on, so my manager Arsenio was worried that he a crush on this young priest. all caricatures of themselves. power bloat for 9 months to give tells me something to make me wouldn’t be able to control me. Now, this is the bitterly ironic birth to a screaming mess of mad, and then I get all steamed part — I was in eighth grade and On Madonna cells that will later shoot them and pumped up. As far as live On Laundry I left for a weekend to go visit a She’s a mattress with a micro for die Mazda. It’s not fair that shows, I don’t like to be rushed Sometimes I let Emo do my Catholic high school that would phone. Her and I have never men can just go food gathering onstage, but I work well under laundry. He likes to do laundry be good enough for die goddess. really talked, but I think she’s and then sit around and retain stress. and he likes to ski. He can’t I came back and 1 found that he interesting, even though some of beer for the Super Bowl... I don’t chant before a show. even ski that well, but he likes to had eloped with my eighth gra(te the stuff she does is just for I’d rather have people chanting do it anyway. nun. I was so heartbroken and I shock value. I don’t really like about me, have people wor thought, “oh, what a total pig!” her taste in women......
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Burgin’s stories enthrall tten of Burgin’s style, it is not characters’ sbuggles are unceas collection, “From the Diary of [ Special to The Triangle by disarming us with their your “garden-variety . . . new ing, since the answers they seek, Gene Mays,” the title character apparent conventionality — realism telling bland tales of lay somewhere just out of reach. becomes obsessed with the In Private Fame, Drexel pro which, like a Burgin character, contemporary angst and alien Burgin tackles each of the images on a canvas, when he fessor Richard Burgin’s new works slowly on the reader — so ation.” Instead, Burgin creates eleven stories in this collection realizes he can bestow upon a j collection of short stories, things that in the end, their strangeness quirky tales inhabited by with a relaxed style and struc painting all those qualities he are seldom as they seem. Al leaves us with a fascination, and strangely likable, yet tormented, ture that surprises by avoiding seeks in himself and his human an appetite for more. ways, the conventional conceals characters who “twist like a fish the predictable, while in retro companions. As M.R. Mon- the exceptional. Here, as he caught on obsession’s hook.” spect appearing entirely inevit tgomei7 of the Boston Globe demonstrated in his critically- With Private Fame, Burgin able. In “Silver Screen,” a man has pointed out, Burgin’s char Triangle acclaimed 1989 collection Man — who also edits the Drexel- obsessed with getting money acters speak “interior mono Without Memory, Burgin again Entertainment published literary magazine from his widowed mother ulti logues,” in a “deceptively direct proves that his is a singular Boulevard — has chosen to mately settles instead for a kiss; prose.” It is just that deceptively Rating System voice among contemporary explore the vast dark comers of in “Vivian and Sid” a woman simple prose that begs us to American writers. Instead of This week: the human psyche: its fears and going through menopause flnds leam more, to read between the taking the extraordinary and desires, pathos and comedy, as it love and understanding where lines. Reading further, however, “Infomertials** making it seem ordinary, Burgin struggles to make sense of the she least expects it — from her we do not always like what we AAAAA does just the opposite. As author modem world. What makes the insecure, long-time boyfriend; uncover. Burgin lays bare the The Hair Club for Meh and in “Song of the Earth” an strangeness of our modem world intriguing study on seductions of — one that is frighteningly ▲A A A celebrity, an aspiring composer bizarre, perhaps as a result of its Study Smart with Clifb StudyWare' searches for fame while a fam undeniable need for order. The JuiceMaster ous composer searches for love, Burgin’s writing succeeds by A A A or “Private Fame.” capturing the ironic mix of With a keen ear for dialogue, pathos and pleasure, strangeness Cyclonic Hot Air Oven Burgin makes his points with and overt normalcy, that con sweetly understated touches. In stitute the bulk of our everyday AA one tale, a woman who once lives. As such. 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AfTordabk Aparlintot iviUable one block 1 BR A p t Available immediately. Has w/d, 32nd & Powellon. O n e lu n bednxm (with 2 HousenMl* Wanted: Your own room & ihare 32nd & Baring, Three female non-amokert, from Kelly. Rm t include* heat and hot water. d/w. wall to waU caipet In the heart of cam levelf), w/w cirpetini, AC, newly painted, houae facilities in auiet neighborhood. sublet April thru September. Fumiahed. clean, Clean and aafe, on Drexel aecurity route. pus. Several locations avaUable from $450. modem kitchen, Inindiy facility, very clean, ProfeaaicnaUy managed, near fupermarketa in newly renovated, w/w carpeting, central air, Newly painted. O U 664-7T79./25/ Also. 2 bedroom new rehab, available from ihon wiUung diilance to tchod. Leaie avaU Univertity City (42hd & Spruce). C^iet« m d> w/d. deck, security stystem. Rent negotiable, $1550721/ able now to September 1992 extendable, uate, male prefared. Neg. rent: $250 to $300 caU 243.1236. /2 I/ 3312 Hamilton Street Emciencies, One and $430teo. CaU Rick 222-8579. /21/ and 1/4 electric. Call Seigoueigou @OP (215) 382- two bed rooms. From $299Ano up. Heat, gai 34th ft Baring Streets, 2 BR apu. on best 3756 or 222-4416. Leave' and hot water included. AU apaitmenu have Mock. Fully equipped kitchens, loads of U ^ . D ranI, Penn, P ra b y a m charming, bright 2 walk in cloeets, lou of windowa» walking dll' waU to wall caipetmg, laundry and patio. One bedroom townhouae akylighu, wood floon, E a t £ e k tance from school. 349-9429721/ apt. is $650 and the other ape. is Hu m . goes waaher/dryer, brick patio in courtyard, lecond e 3418 Powelton Ave. $215Anonth. for $850 and is perfect for 3 people. Must be noor deck, cable available. S60(H SSl-1343. Hl and Elec. 382-1927717/ COMrUTER REPAIR - Shock by high 3311 Arch sIrM t > 2 bedroom 2 bath spacious /18/ repair coat of your c o n ^ te r? We offer cheap Victorian bi-level. Quiet, clean, freah paint. seen. Heat and hot water inchtded. CaU 387- Need roomate starting winter term. Male or 4266./2I/ A p irlm e n l for R cnl - 30S South 40th at. fomale, nonsmoking, must have furniture. A pt er and alternative solutions. Keyboard, mouse, Rent neiotiable. Other apaitments available power supply, harddisk, memory upgrade. All for June and September d u 222-2625716/ SpaclouSf renovated studio — 34th and (40th & Pine) Fumiahed efficiency Apt. @ is in Pbwelton Village, 2 Bdrm. Rent for you SOth & Pine. S32S per month including heat, 0/ month, incl. utilities. ks gua: Large 1 Bedroom with living loctn and eat-in l^ lto n (434 North 34th) - New tile bath, call 866-0654 any timeV20/ large eat-in kitchen with oak cabintes, quarxv hot water. Good aecure Apt. near Dreael ft (6®) 8 kitchen. Washer/dryer. Sunny and quiel apait- Penn campuaea. Good atudent location ft tile, dishwasher. Pine floors and buUt-in oak Roomale(a) needed to occupy spacious 3rd For S*k Micimoih SE Computer w/ 20meg ment near 33rd Si Powelton. Very secure price. Convenient to campua, itorea, trana- inlemtl HD. Able to read Hi deiuily dilk, I building available in March (Spring Term). amioire in bediocm. $395 includes heaL 729- floor bdrm. (W/ 2 cloaeu) in 4 bdrm house. 4644718/ portation, reauuranu, poat office, laundry. RAM in acelleni conditian. Only SSSO OBO. $42SAnonth, includes heat. Call cuan ^765- Need peraon to lake overmy leaae due to relo- House hss I 1/2 baths, W/D, Lge. Kitchen. Living room, dining room. Luve a message Mml SeU. O il O iuU e @ 386-1914717/ 1076716/ Best cmclency on campus. 34th and baring. caUoa CaU (21S) 945-0232 and aak for Bryan 386>8326. Avail. Nowl./16/ ExcrciM Bike w/ irticuUting annt. Worki - 1 Bedroom ap t for renL $390/ month. Heat Lots of windows, very modem kitchen and 718/ whole body @ once. AijutuUe tenrion, Sean included. 408 N. 32nd S t WaU to waU carpet bathroom, W/D on same floor: Good security. Available Immedlalely Your own room in a 4 Perfect for one penon. $325/mth. Heat and hot $2M Including ulllllltf.Your own room in a model. $50. CaU Brenda @ 895-2417./16/ ing. Walk in closet. 483-2S4S721/ bdim. newly renovated apartment. Security water included. Available mid-march. CaU quiet envinnmenL Near aupermarkeu and on system, b a n ^ windows, deck, free W/D. CA Miclnloih SE upgnded to 2 megi memon. House for Rent 40th A Ludlow. 4 bodiooms. Lori at 386-223Z/17/ Drexel ahuttle/ pubUc tranaponation loutea. At 44 ft Walnut atiteu. CaU l ^ o n at (215) 222- and more. Call Chad or Dave @ 662-0190 or Come, w/ Macwrite, filemaker, e»cel 2.2, Living room. 2 bathrooms, full kitchen, base 895-1405717/ ment, washer, dryer ft Electronic security. Two bedroom, newly renovated, next to 6060orFauh at 386-S156./19/ ird 2.5, ium II. Conuct Jennifer @ VvUlage Pizza exceUent condition, for Spring- S900 + UtiUties. CaU Dina, 386-2336716/ Room W anted University City of Drexel area y\6! Summer sublet w/ an <»tion to renew the Wanled, room to rent in univeraity city for for approx. $340 (everything or leas. Quiet SoTi, 2 chain, and Matching CoTTcc table $ BR House available immediately. Huge bed lease. Rent $700 nego. Must see, 5 min. walk $200 or leaa. Willing to ahare houaing. Required from end May ‘92 onwarda. Summer male student going on Co-Op in addition to pt- only $200. Muat k U. Call 544-7966721/ rooms, backyard, full buem ent with w/d, d/w to classea CaU 222-n73. ask for Mike./18/ * time wodc/schooL Have Micro, and some fw- and excellent location from 51,500/imonth. aublet ia Tme. Prefer option to continue. CaU Apartment to sublet — spacious 1 bedroom niture. Call anytime 222p4239./18/ Do Vmi Need Money?? You have an SE/30 University Rentals. 382-7368721/ Ryan at (215)382-3756 or leave meaaage./21/ but only use it for papeii and gamea. Will apt Hardwood floors, new appUances, high 2 Roomalea needed ASAP to share a lge. 2 Bdrm apt. Spacious 2 bedroom, fmished ceiling*, lots of windows f t nauiral light, large Female roomalei wanled. two bedroomi trade SE and.caih for SE/30. 387-4861 available in a four bedraom apartm ent SpUt bedroom in a luxury newly renovated apt. (RuaeU)yi7/ bemt., W/D. W/W, Lge. modem kitchen, secu bathroom, s{dit level, kitchen, good security, located on 32nd and Powelton. 2 1/2 baths, rity. Available 3/1/92. Call Dave ® 222- safe area - wuher and dryer in buUding. A level, 2 bathrooma, modem kitchen, D ^ , •79 Ford G ranw la 6 cyL Call Dave 6-lOPM, W/D, W/W carpeting, living room. CHoae to W/D, C/A. gas heat, cable. CaU 662-0592 and 1260717/ must seel 3611 Powelton Ave • heat ft hot aak for Jen or Anahi.A8/ M-F, $ 8 5 0 0 8 0 7 1 6 / watei; included in rent • aU you pay for is elec campua, N 32nd at. CaU 243-0518, leave a ApL for Sublet; 311 N. 33id St.. #A-4. Wuhin meaiage./19/ Female roomale wanted to share a spacious 1 Kenwood DPC-tl Top of the line Diicman! modem apt. complex, excellent security. 1 tricity • Rent $550Anonth avaiuble April 1 - contact 363-0221 (leave message) or 269- bedroom apartment. Located at J6th and Brand new x-maa gift and never opmed. Has bdmi. Moving, n ^ to sublease uap. Ltate Carriage Lane Tgwnhouaea- New 3 Btm A rechargable batteriea, remote control, car 3663721/ garage or 4 Bmi- AvaU 4/1 or 7/1- CA, WAD. Powelton. $275/ month. Includes Heat. runs ‘til 9/1^2. Please contact (2t5)-386- AvaiUble March 23 to August 31. Csll 386- atereo adapter and home itereo link. Wonh lecuiity ayatem, flrnlace, deck and morel 1,2, 1597721/ Large room In house at 3408 Spring Garden 8037717/ $270 new. To pay off my Vua bill, I will aacri- and 3 Btm Apta alao avaU. Call Don 763- Apt for Sublet Spring/ Summer. 112 N. 34th Sl AvaUable immediately. Need to move soon. fice® $160. Call Eric ® (215)-222-7734./19/ Sublet is $205 per month. Great people and 3303./17/ Sl. very close, 1 bdrm, bath big en o u ^ for 2. Mac Se FDHD with 20 MB Hard Drive, located close to campus. Prefect for Powellon Ave- 1 Bnn Apu, aU aizea with W/D avail. Cable ready, padcing avail. Very, CA. Wall to WaU. GD. Intercom System. extended Keyboard, 4 MB RAM $1500, very safe. $500/month. I ^ e or Andy 222- spring/summer terms. Amber or Derek 222- lofta, laundry roona and paiking available, 4897718/ Available Spring Term. Rent, Neg. as low as EMAC 40 MB Hard Drive, Quantum ^ o 4730718/ ahort leaaes and eaay terma, from $385/Mo+ (new) $300, EMAC 2400 Modem, MNP5, a U Den 763-3303./17/ $150^>ersan plus utilities719/ Carriage Lane Townhouset New 3 Bdrm & 3 bedroom apL (huge rooms-sleeps 5 easUy) $120, BemouiU 45MB Removable Hard Drive Garagp or 4 Bdmi. AvaU 4/1 or 9/1. CA, W/D. Central air. fireplace, deck, G/D. W/D, DW, H u|^ Kllchen and even bigger baiement con Needed: 2 Male or 2 Female roomatea to $580. CaU Dave Byun (609)-429-1887716/ Security System, Fireplace, Deck and morel cable, W/W carpet, free fenced in paiking, taining aome gym equipment. Waaher/Dryer, share 1 lge, spacious bdrms in a new. luxuri ous 3 bdnn townhse. W/D. DW, A/C, alarm Nintendo Gamcboy cornea with 4 caitiidgea 1,2 and 3 B dm Apta. also avail. CaU Don @ exceUent security. $800/month. CaU Ted at centiu air ano^heat, nucrowave, garbage dia- system - $200 •futil. per month | and cairy caae. Aaking $90. CaU George at 763-3303./??/ 382-1992720/ poaal, tiaah c o m p .,^ place in (he very apa- BaringB anng Street.Sti CaU Betli (609)-939-2771./16/ 37th ft Powelton. Large one bedroom apt. cioua Uving room. 3 1A2 batha in thia 3 atoty Large 1 Bedrooms if vou're tired of bland 9357.^1/ Maclnloah SE Superdrive, 20 MB Hard hardwood floors and white walls; check out third floor. AvaUable A iM 1. $425 per month home. Only 1 room left it ia a muat aee at $267 a month plua 1/6 utUiUea. 410 N. 38th Drive, 1MB RAM - brand new, never opened this unique apartment w/ dadc hardwood floors gas. Heat included Call 387-6793 for Roomale Wanted: 1 room in a house 32nd Sl 387-3405 leave meaaage./17/ and Summer St. $142Mio. util. Call 222* box with excel 3.0, Macwrite, Macpaint, etc. and trim throughout, exposed brick, huge clos- info./19/ * 2567718/ Muat SeU. Price $1400 neg. CaU 222-8373. eu, 475+,- or M5+.-- 552-8137./17/ 2 Roomalea needed Immedlalely to ahare Aik for AmiL/18/ floor. Available April 1. $360 per month apartment, (preferably female) modem lloMsemalc wanted for s ^ g summer tenns. 3218 Powellon Renovated 1 Bdmi. Ex] kitchen, spacioua living area, sreat location! Yamaha 5S» M ulm (1985) 6 ipeed. Great brick walls. Track lighting, WaU to ___ elec. Heat included. Call 387-6793 for 34 and Spring Garden. Own room, 205 per inro.yi9/ (33id ft Arch). Air conditif month ■¥ utiliues. 382-3767. /21/ cond., never dropped. Very clean, no n ut. per pet. 9400 CaU A leave mug. 834-1583717/ affordable rent ( J225.00 fect for PhiUy. seU. $900, neg. CaU Tim Brand New Townhouse overlooking Art One bedroom condo in Olde City with beau lime at 386-69371/17/ 2 Female Roomalea needed Immediately to @ 222-8873./17/ Museum. 4 Bdim, 2 1/2 Bath, wall to wall ca^ tiful bridge view. P ^ e c t for studmts and new share apaitment! Great location (34th Street). graduates. FuU kitchen , security, C/A, W ^. 2 Rooma available in lge. apt. Qoae to cam Across from 7*11. Newly painted b-room w/ PVS 5’ S peakcn (Pair) Uied for DJ busineM. pet, security system, CA and garage. $1500f. Like New. Perfect for D] capable of 800 CaU Joyce 322-2579718/ etc. Good parking and walk to pubUc trans- pua, 34th f t Race. Co m aecurity, cable TV, carpet, 2 fiill baths, large kitchen w/ dishwash pofUtioa $525^)0, CaU Dana 6 w/d faciUUea avaUable. Call Ed or Jay 222- er. Great price ($193.75). Call Carolyn or Warn. Free Yamaha 400 Wat amp, $350 OBO. Looking for a great apartment? 37th -f 4IM . Leave Meaaage./2W Shani (222-5l22)./21/ aUJim(i)222-8873./17/ Hamilton St. Huge new 2 bedroom Victorian Female Roomale Needed - Your own room in Roomale or roomalea needed. Apartment NES Game Genie. Crack all your favorite unil. H u t paid by ovm al %«S6.00 CiU 222- games - unlimited lives, waip to any level! 4800. Aik for Muion/17/ a apacioua 4 bedroom, aplit-level. New mod available Mav 1st. Coat: $283.33 two roo- em kitchen, Uving room, w/d, d/w, 2 luU batha m ates, $425.(M) one room ate (U tilities not Code book for hundreds of games included. and waU to waU caipet. $287 f t 1/4 of utUitiea. included) Loation: 23rd ‘n LocustSt Includea $30, caU Jason 662-1179./17/ CaU Joy @ 387-9416. Leave m eauge./I6/ washer/dryer in apt. Marble fireplace, trash NES Syitem with controUers and 4 player Lerner Court Apartments Female Roomale - 312 N. 33rd St., Gray compactor, dishwasher, microwave, 2 bed. hot adapter and 11 games. $150. CaU Jason 662- Gablea. Private Bedroom, Ig living room, tub, 2 decks, hardwood floors and spiral stair 1179./17/ case. Please conuct Gretchen Green #(207) $287.50 includea water and heal. Sonia 58S- 19(4 Plymo'ith Duster Economical, 3409-15 Race St. 5160 (9-5), Uene 387-8690721/ 225-2424. Interested in seeing #(215) 790- 9657. /18/ Automatic, AC, 2nd owner. Air conditioner, AM/FM stereo, a u 543-5843./17/ Modem Apts. — 1,2, 3, & 4 bdrm. 1984 NIaaan Sentra 2 Door Sedan, 5 spd.. BARCLAY Drexel's Best Off>Campus Housing Drexel Area to Must SeUI $800 OBO. I SQUARE (eves.)./17/ Art Museum Area 19U Chevy Novi 4dr., automatic, PS, PB, CA/carpei/gas heat/ excellent location/great security. AC, AM/FM atereo. New 'Ilrea, lot^s new. Exc. cond., 56K Milea. $2000 CaU 895-1809 GARDEN APTS. Studio Apartment to 5 days or 232-0372 evca717/ Call...886-9999 or 387-8686 w / own shopping canter, ele Super NES C artritn for sale; Joe Montana vators, 1-2 or 3 bedrooms. Bedroom House FooibaU, Super Ghoula ‘n Ghoau, F-Z en, R- Across from tennis courts. ^ .$ 3 S ^ e a c h or best offer: DUl 1-609-S89- Rents starting at $375, Starting from $435.*’° Free- while dwarf bunny- cute A cuddly. includes heal and hot water. Loves froeted flakes, Oteoe (Does eat rabbit food ux>' Cute, cute, cute & friendly. Litter -626-2000- box trained. Need to find a good home ASAP. Old and New- 382-RENT Free Lisa or Carolyn at 382-3340 /16/ NEAR #21 BUS S p aciou s and Coz^y” Victorian and Contemporary STUDY HARD. LIVE AT EASE APARTMENT 1BR,W/W C arpet PACK A/C, Securily Rent starting a t $375 TOWNE NEW AGE REALTY • Modern Bathrooms • Elevators • Fully-equipped, Modern • Beautifully Landscaped 3301 Powelton Ave. Kitchens Courtyard • Washer and Dryer in • 24-hour Security System PLACE 3 8 7 -1 0 0 2 Every Apartment • Fire Prevention System • Energy Efficient Heat • Choose From Over 30 Pumps Floor Plans APADTMENTS PARK LANE EAST • Central Air Conditioning • Studios, I Bedroom, • Bow Windows 1 Bedroom With Study, • Plush Wall-to-Wall 2 Bedroom. Ftom S4t5. 568-2200 GARDEN APTS. Carpeting 1,2 or 3 Bedrooms T ksC M rt, , Open w nkdayt 10-5. . < ■& « ,> > * > 2200 Benjamin Franklin Parkway - just steps from the Art Museum. Shopping Center, MU«Pew,Ue*Avt. Sal. l-A. 8 8 6 - 8 1 7 7 Open Monday to Ftid^r 9-6, Saturday 10-5 & Sunday 12-S. Trasportation & 24 hour door attended/24 hour attended indoor garage Parking at Door. Free outdoor parking/New fitness center. Will provide bus trmsportalion to aid fiom Park Town Place ml the Starting from $399.
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Eam up to $1000 in (Institute of Management Accountanu) is me anytime if you have questions or just want tional game pack>.Ai i . A l i o h u i i one week. Plus receive a $1000 bor.us for Study Session 1-2 pjn. each Friday at Hillcl. sponsoring a student chapter night @ the to hang. Shenry utyery pack. 1100.00. call Ted @ younelf. And a free watch just for callins 1- Learn about the laws of Sabbath with Dr. HRIM Resuurant in the Academic Bldg. on 701. /!»/ 800-932-05M E xt 6 5 ./17/ Albeit Schild, professor of math (emeitus) at Wednesday Febniary 12. 1 ^ 2 @ 5:30 pm. JG(GSS)- Well it's about a week til your birthday. Are you ready? Do you like Mndas? Juit what are thote 4 additional game packi Earn $5 Both male and fenules needed to be Temple University. Relaxed atmosphere. No The cost is only $5.00. If interseted please prior experience necessary. 232 Creese /20/ contact Chr»tine Q ark 386-6967 or leave I hope you’re not too sexy to be 22. beepeat Ted i> aetling? The world may never Know in a half and hour slide evaluation study , call @ poasible human regards. DC /16/ Connie at S98-1S19./19/ Recipes - Do you have one that everybody message in IMA mailbox in accounting office./16/ Kathy A Gabe thanks for helping me with all M u n SI w /4 0 MB HD. 6 MB RAM, E>td Eaiy work, ExcellenI pMjn Taking snapshou. says is m t ? Submit it to the official Drexel Univemty HRIM cookbook • you get the cred Amneaty International is ch ai^ g iu meet of that Excel stuff for my labs! Don’t forget keyboard, color monitor, syatem 7.0, lou of Send SSAE to: Dillon Corporauon, il3 N. February 12th! Barbara aoftwaic. $2800 OBO. call 387-7919 leave 3Sth St.. A pt 3b. nUia. PA. 19104./1V it and possibly a personal bio. Also help need ings from Wednesdays to Moncuiys. The next mctagt/20/ ed in cover desion. Call Debra • 382-3231 meeting will be F^ruanr 10th at 7KX) nm in M etal Man- Even though the Wings lost, and Student Congrcff needs 2 woik-ttudies for Geavemeuage)/2i/ room ^ 1 8 MacAUister. Everyone is welcome you’re a cheeky monkey, it was still a good winter teem. Interested peisons shoiUd call the YouNe only got one week to llvel Do it n W weekend. I’ve been marking pages in our new W m M student congress office and ask for Joe. Only book so look out. “I’m a homicidal maniac, ...... 895- Spring B re^ in Jamaica. Bahamas. CanCun, DonU Forget your special love, lust friend, Mar^ariU from S369!t Hotel. Air. Transfers, acquaintence, etc for v-day! buy a Valentines they took like everyone else.” Love your Paruest Organize group travel free! Sun candygram on Mon Feb 10th and Tues F ^ Chickie Spring Break *92 Eam free trips and cash! Splash Tours l-8 0 0 ^ & 7 fl0 ./1 8 / 11th in the Main Bldg. They’re only 75 ( Tlm« hope your midterms wont well. 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Manager, Technical Employment Bell Communications Research 4B-I30, CN 1300 Piscataway, NJ 08854 An equal opportunity employer. The THangle • February 7,1991 • 2 5 Wrestlers get banged up but win Continued from page 27 causing him to break his nose. State is just a strong physical in February. Childs added, Against Morgan State, 142 lb team. Cal of PA was definitely “Steve’s coming off of a lot of Scott Kemp won S-0, and 158 lb the tougher team...Rich is improvement I think he’s taken Scott Morgan won 12-6. probably the one who’s banged it to heart what I said three Heavyweight Paul Thomas up the most. Aside from Kevin weeks ago as far as him not flnished off the afternoon with a Frushone, I think the entire team living up to his potential. I think 6-2 decision over Moigan State. is starting to show marks of he realizes that, because he’s This brought Saturday's final improvement and its something making a turnaround.” scores to a 20-19 win against Kevin’s going to have to Other wins on Saturday were Cal. of PA and a 34-8 win realize.” remarked Childs. were a 9-4 decision by 190 lb against Morgan State. Rich Evans against Cal. of PA- “I would say that Morgan The Dept, of Performing £-nd Cinema Arts Announces* CDEN AUDITIONS PeifonnancedaUsanApril24,2S,26 April 30, May 1,& 2 DrexePi ire hockey skated by GkeUytburg, S-Ilast night. John Vassalio/r/te Triangle '"A FVNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE If you can't make it to the game you can catch every Drexel men's basketball game live on WSSJ (1310 WAY TO THE FOPHAi” AM). Catch all the excitement that Art Hunter and Pat Delsi bring to Drexel basketbatt. M onday, February 10 7PM Tuesday, February 11 7:30PM STUDENTS! 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The Dragons Outlook: The game will be a (12.5 ppg.) and Wright are much more will need Raab to produce inside war. Both teams look similar Triangle Sports Writer physical than Drexel’s Dan in order to win. statistically. Drexel can’t afford Drexel and Delaware will do Delaware boasts freshman Leahy (8.1 ppg. 7.0 rbs.) and to shoot poorly from the outside. battle tomorrow afternoon at the sensation Brian Pearl (10.8 ppg.) Warren Williams (3.1 ppg.). Players to watch: Mark Drexel’s interior defense must Physical Education Athletic from York, PA. The two-guard Drexel must keep the Blue Hens Murray has led the Blue Hens in prevent Delaware’s frontcourt Center. Although Delaware will for Delaware is senior Mark off the glass, or the game could scoring the last two times the from getting the ball. Tough still be on top of the North Murray (13.5 ppg.). Delaware’s be a repeat of last year’s team’s played. Murray scored 37 defense will decide the winner Atlantic Conference no matter opponents are shooting 40% heartbreaking 72-71 home loss points on Feb.7 when the two of the game. Don’t be surprised who wins, tomorrow's game is a from three point range. against Delaware. teams met last year. Guard to see the game decided by foul very important one for the Thompson and Armstrong will Ricky Deadwyler is averaging shooting as each team winds up Dragons. Here's how the teams have to hurt Delaware from Center: 6*7” senior Jonathan 10.3 ppg. off the bench for in the bonus early as a result of match up. outside to open up Drexel’s Raab averages 13.0 ppg. and 9.1 Delaware. Drexel will need solid aggressive defense. inside game. rebounds for the Dragons. He efforts from forward Mike Guards: Drexel holds a slight will have his hands full on Wisler (three point shooting) The Drexel Cheerleaders are advantage in the backcourt. Forwards: Alexander Coles Saturday with Delaware’s 6’11" and guards Jim Rullo and Matt still looking for Bleacher Experience is on the side of (14.3 ppg. 7.5 rbs.) and Anthony junior center Spencer Dunkley. Alexander. Creatures. See Ken Burkley if seniors Michael Thompson (16.7 Wright (11.5 ppg.) make up the Dunkley is averaging 11.1 ppg you want to help rally the squad. DREXEL BASKETBALL VS N AC FRONT RUNNER SATURDAY FEBRUARY 8, AT 2 RM. 1 FREE ADMISSION WITH DREXEL I.D. CARD OR MAKE RESERVATIONS AND BRING A GROUP OR ORGANIZATION OF 5-25 . PEOPLE AND MAKE DRAGON BASKETBALL A PART OF YOUR DAY SEE THE TOP TWO TEAMS IN THE NAC DO BATTLE!! REMAINING 1992 HOME PATES DATE OPPONENT TIM FEB. 8 (SAT.) DELWARE 2 : 0 0 FEB. 10 (M ON.) YOUNGSTOWN ST. 7:00 FEB. 14 (FRI.) VERMONT 7:00 FEB. 15 (SAT.) HARTFORD 2 : 0 0 FEB. 26 (W ED.) BUCKNELL 7 : 0 0 FEB. 28 (FRI.) NEW HAMPSHIRE 7 : 0 0 FEB. 29 (SAT.) M A I N E 2 : 0 0 Enjoy a late lunch at the new Drexel snack bar while you watch the game! The Triangle • February 7,1991* 27 G rapplers boost record and fill m edical w ards Catherine Campbell Friday afternoon they faced competitive match. “I though [Brett Raimondo]. He just got that [Hibberd] as capable at Of The Triangle East Coast Wrestling Paul wrestled very well against caught in some down movement being in the top eight as Association competitor Central Marriner, the conference where he didn’t free his hands anybody in the country, if he After one broken nose, eight Connecticut State. 118 lb Owen champion, and he only practiced and he got turned for more just keeps wrestling up to his stitches, and a cut eye, the Hibberd started off the match one day last week, due to a points than I thought he had to potential. Regardless to what he Drexel wrestlers were able to with an 11-5 victory. The virus,” said head coach Jack give up, but he wrestled a really does in the finals of ECWAs win both meets on Saturday and Dragons were held to Hibberd’s Childs. tough kid.” Raimondo was last [Hibberd] should be the go 2-1 for the weekend. Drexel lone three points until a second Despite 158 lb Scott year’s ECC champion. “I think representative from our lost 21-14 to the Blue Devils of period pin was earned by 190 lb Morgan’s 4-2 win in his second that if he wrestles to his conference.” said Childs. Central Connecticut State, but Rich Evans. Heavyweight Paul main event, Drexel lost, 21-14. potential that he could be an All Hibberd earned a pin in the next bounced back with a 34-8 win Thomas gained the team two On Friday afternoon’s meet, American at 126.” match against Morgan’s Wayne over Morgan State and a 20-19 more points by tying last years Childs said, “I thought we did He also spoke of his Williams. victory against the University of East Coast Conference very well. I think that Billy disappointm ent in 167 lb 134 lb Greg Rosenbaum was California (PA). champion, Kevin Marriner, in a [Jones] kind of let up on him sophomore Kevin Frushone’s able to come off his Central 11-8 loss. “Here’s a kid [Duke Connecticut loss to pin both of Goode] that just stepped into his Saturday opponents. Against their lineup because their first California (PA) he earned his teamer was academically first fall in 4:18. In his second ineligible. I think we should match, against Morgan Stale, he have definitely won it at 167.” earned his second fall just 1:58 Early Saturday morning the into the first period. “Greg really team traveled to Baltimore looked sharp,” remarked Childs where they faced Morgan State about the consecutive pins. and the University of California Rob Fieo was able to gain the (PA). ‘To their credit [the team] team a technical fall in 5:19 with turned it right around on a score of 18-2 against Cal. of Saturday. They did not let PA. “Fieo looked very good Friday affect them at all. The against Cal of PA. He was in a draw that I wanted was just how very physical match which it went. We wrestled C ^ of PA ended up 6-2 against Morgan in the first match so that we [State]. He got slammed to the were at full strength and they floor and we bandaged him up. were at full strength too. We In everybody’s eyes but the went right head to head with official, it was an illegal slam. them.” said Childs. There were 34 seconds left in Hibberd dominated the 118 lb the match, so we bandaged him match against 4th nationally up and let him continue. He ranked Kevin Kinane to a score didn’t call anything. He just said of 10-5. Hibberd responded the boy didn’t hear the whistle.” modestly to the win which said Childs. should place him back into the Perhaps the biggest national rankings. “I just had a turnaround the team saw was the DrexeVs Rich Evans holds a slight advantage over his opponentfrom Rider Cottege at a recent meet held in the two wins by 177 lb sophomore Physical Education Athletic Center. good match,” he said. John Vassallo/T/ie Triangle According to Childs, the Steve Bell. After losing to number one 118 pounder in the Kevin’s older brother. Mark, nation is Sean Nelson from Penn Friday night. Bell gained a Ladies beat Hartford, 47-40 State; Nelson’s only loss this shutout, technical fall of 17-0 year was to Hibberd at the East against Morgan State and a 7-1 Scott Williams 9 for 28 (32 percent). Hartford as they conuolled the Stroudsburg tournament. “Last decision against Cal of PA. Bell Triangle Sports Writer The score at halftime was 43- ball and played excellent weekend Nelson just beat the proclaimed Saturday night that 25 in Vermont’s favor, and the defense. number one and number two “February is my month,” due to The Drexel University Catamounts did not let up. The Lady Hawks did not 118 pounders in the country the fact that his birthday is also women’s basketball team had an Drexel closed to within 16 score a field goal until the 10:53 from Iowa and Iowa State. I feel See WRESTLERS on page 25 up-and-down weekend, as it points, as junior Debbie Lynn mark of the first half. By that recorded its first North Atlantic put up the first score of the time, they were down 13 points, Conference win against Hartford second half. Vermont proceeded which was Drexel’s largest lead (47-40), and then lost a tough to increase its lead, and at one of the game. Drexel continued to game to the undefeated point possessed a 30 point dominate until the 5:45 point of University of Vermont cushion. The Catamounts out- the period, leading by nine Catamounts (88-61). Vermont rebounded Drexel 60-30 in the points (21-12) when Hartford improved its record to 17-0 (7-0 game. took advantage of a loss in in the NAC), and is the only Lynn led Drexel scorers with intensity by the Lady Dragons. undefeated Division I basketball 20 points, and helped out with “We just lost intensity and team in the nation. five steals. Keating (15 points, 9 started making mistakes,” Haas The Lady Dragons started off rebounds) and Reiner (11 points, said. In the next five minutes, su*ong in the game on Saturday, 5 rebounds) were also in double the Lady Hawks outscored after their win over Hartford the figures for the Lady Dragons. Drexel 10-0, and took the lead night before. Vermont’s Sheri Turnbull led all (22-21) with 24 seconds Drexel controlled the opening scorers with 22 points, and remaining in the half. But t ^ , and Freshman Leslie Reiner contributed 14 rebounds. Drexel’s Carol Blum pumped in made the first bucket to put Teammate Jennifer Niebling a three-point shot with three Drexel up by two. The next six pumped in 19 points in the first seconds on the clock to give her points were made by the half and two in the second, and team a 24-22 halftime lead. Catamounts. had 9 rebounds, while Sharon “Blum’s three-pointer at the A jumper from senior Megan Bay added 16 points and 16 end of the half was an important Keating tied the score at six, and rebounds to her team’s win. shot for us,” Haas said. “It Vermont promptly answered Drexel’s Head Coach Lillian allowed us to go into the second with an inside basket. Reiner Haas felt that there was no half up by two instead of down tied it again at the 14:57 point of particular key to Vermont’s win. by one.” the half on a lay-up, and then the i i “They’re a good shooting team, The score was close, with teams traded foul shots. they play tough defense, and Drexel holding a narrow lead, The Lady Dragons captured have a lot of speed,” Haas said. until the nine-minute mark of the lead one more time two “Everyone shoots well, and so the second half. The Lady minutes later as Keating put one you have to play tough defense Hawks gained a one-point in to make the score 14-13 in on everyone. Ultimately they advantage over Drexel (34-33), favor of Drexel. will wear you down.” only to lose it as quickly as they There would be only one Despite the loss on Saturday, had gained it more lead change, as Vermont things are looking up for the The Lady Dragons continued took over and pulled ahead to an Lady Dragons. They recorded aggressive defense, and pulled 18 point advantage by the end of their first conference win on ahead to an eight point lead with the first half. The Catamounts Friday against the Univ»sity of five minutes to play. Hartford outscored Drexel 30-11 in the Hartford Lady Hawks, and have closed to within five points two last 12 minutes of the half, as now seen all conference times before the clock ran out, they showed speed and poise. opponents and know what to but came out on the short end. Vermont shot 16 for 39 (41 expect in future games. The women's basketball team travels to the University of Delaware, and percent) from the Held in the The Lady Dragons pulled then to Lqfayette on Monday. O'HarWrAe Triangle first half, compared to Drexel’s ahead to an early 8-0 lead over The Triangle Page 28 February 7,1992 S p ^ t s D rexel prepares for Blue H ens of D elaw are Dan Evan Herrion won an argument with Thompson had 21 points to lead keeping the Catamounts in the points. Roberson dominated the Triangle Sports Writer the referees concerning a last Drexel. Dan Leahy had 15 game. The Dragons had a seven Dragons down low. As Drexel’s second shot. The ball hadn't boards for the Dragons. point lead at halftime 43-36. forwards got into foul trouble, The expression, “They saved reached guard Michael After the game, the team Senior guards Clarence the Dragons couldn’t find the the best for last ” doesn’t apply Thompson’s hands when the hopped on a bus bound for the Armstrong and Michael answer to Roberson. It wasn’t to the North Atlantic Conference timekeeper started the clock. As University of Vermont. At Thompson along with forward Roberson that slew the Dragons (NAC) this season. Tomorrow at a result, the clock sounded Vermont, the Dragons jumped Jonathan Raab rebuilt the however, that pleasure went to 2:00 P.M. in the gym, the Drexel prematurely and Drexel’s out to an 11 point lead early in Dragon’s lead to 11 with 18:38 junior guard Brian Tarrant. University Dragons will square attempt at a basket was waved the game, but the Vermont left in the game. The two teams Tarrant nailed a three pointer off against the Blue Hens from off. Catamounts weren’t about to exchanged baskets and the with with seven seconds left to give the University of Delaware. It is The officials held a give up. Down 21-10 early, 15:00 minutes left in the game, the Catamounts a two point lead. a game that could decide the conference at midcourt and Dave Ostrosky and Kevin Roberson showed why he was a The Dragons quickly called regular season basketball decided to let Drexel play the Roberson led Vermont on a 11-4 NAC preseason first team timeout. When play resumed, standings. possession again. The only run to cut Drexel’s lead to five selection. guard Clarence Armstrong The reason for the problem was Hartford was points. Ostrosky went 3-4 from The Vermont forward scored rushed the ball up the Hoor and predicament occurred during yet already in the locker room. three point range in the first half 19 of Vermont’s 41 second half shot a hurried three. The shot another road trip for the Several minutes passed before didn’t fall. Vermont won 77-75. Dragons. Traveling is nothing the Hawks reappeared. When When asked about the new to this team; they have both teams finally were back on Vermont game afterwards. Head played 12 of their first 17 games the floor, the result turned out to Coach Bill Herrion said, “1 away from home. Whenever a be the same, Drexel’s last thought we played very well. It team plays away, the games only second shot missed. The score would have been nice to win two get tougher. Two very tough stayed 29-28. ball games on the trip. That was games occurred last weekend on Guard Michael Thompson our goal. You have to give Feb.land2. emerged from the locker room Vermont credit for making the The Dragons faced the Hawks to score Drexel's first eight< shot at the end of the game, and of the University of Hartford on points of the second half. The we had trouble controlling the first leg of their road trip. baskets helped build Drexel’s Roberson. When we play them Hartford (1-4 in the league) has lead to five points at 36-31. down here, we have to do the been struggling. However, the Dragons got to see job on Roberson.” T he Dragons The game was close why Baker has the reputation he will get a chance for revenge on throughout the first half. Tough docs. Feb. 14 when they face Vermont defense by both teams made The 6 ’ 11” Baker nailed a in the gym. scoring a premium. Hartford three pointer to cut the lead to The loss dropped Drexel two center Vinnie Baker, considered 36-34. On Hartford’s next games behind Delaware in the by many an NBA prospect and possession. Baker jammed home standings and added more the best player in the NAC, was the alley-oop from Paul Spence urgency to the Delaware game. held to only six points by the to tie the score at 36-36. Baker Delaware has rolled through the Dragons in the first half. would go on to score 18 points North Atlantic Conference like a Hartford guard Paul Spence led in the second half. However, the bulldozer knocking down one the team to a 29-28 halftime lead Dragons never wavered. Playing opponent after another while with his 10 points in the first as a team Drexel would regain achieving a record of 16-3 (6-0 half. the lead and go on to defeat the in league play). During that The half ended on a strange Hawks. Baker led all scorers period, the Dragons were note when Drexel Coach Bill with 24 points. Michael making things difficult for everyone else in the league. The Dragons are 7-10 overall, but Petty wins Sailing they are second in the league at 4-2. If Drexel loses on Saturday, Sportsmanship Trophy Delaware achieves a three game Gregory Petry advantage in first place. A win University and the Haverford for Delaware will probably Special to The Triangle College/Bryn Mawr College result in the Dragons tattling for sailing teams are now taking second place the rest of the The 1991 US Sailing advantage of the same season. When asked about the Sportsmanship Trophy winner waterfront facilities which importance of the game. Head was elected at the annual Middle Drexel uses. Coach Bill Herrion said, “It’s Atlantic Intercollegiate Sailing Next fall the University of one game. This game is not the Association (MAISA) meeting Pennsylvania and Swathmore season. This (game) is not do or on Jan. 25 at the University of College plan to join this Michael Thompson goes up and gets fouled during a recent game at the die.” Delaware. coalition and provide a Physical Education Athletic Center. The The winner, by an centralized intercollegiate Dragons host Delaware tomorrow at 2 pjn. VassaUo/TA* Triangle overwhelming margin, was sailing center not only for senior Gregory Petry, Philadelphia collegiate sailing commodore of the Drexel teams but also MAIS A . This Sailing Team. centralized location will provide Lady Dragons beat American Petry’s actions both on and, improved practices and most notably, off the water, increased competitiveness for Scott Williams scoreboard with two from rebounding pooriy, and having were the reasons he was the teams involved. Triangle Sports Writer Reiner. They continued to too many turnovers and too selected. Additionally, the sailing control the ball, and took a quick many fouls,” Haas said. “We felt In addition to actively programs of each school will The Lady Dragon basketball 10-2 lead, which they held until that to win we needed to correct competing as a member of benefit by being able to offer team faces four away games in the 6:19 mark of the first period those problems and keep Drexel’s sailing team since his additional services to their the next two weeks, and will hit when American pulled ahead by possession of the ball, and we freshmen year, Petry has served respective general student the road with increased three (18-21). A three-pointer did. We had good balance as the commodore of the Drexel bodies. confidence after an important from Keating overcame the tonight, and I was really pleased team since the Fall of 1989. The Drexel program is now 62-54 win on Tuesday night deficit, and sparked her team to with the win. It came at a good Through his efforts, Petry has able to provide more over American University. The pull ahead once again. time for us.” made it possible for increased recreational and leisure sailing victory brought Drexel’s record Sophomore Kelli Griffith put The team travels to the University suppoit for the team, to its student body. to 6-11 (1-5 in conference play), one in from the baseline at the University of Delaware, and allowing the team to purchase It also hopes to expand the as American droi^ied to 12-6. buzzer to give Drexel a 29-23 then to Lafayette on Monday. much needed gear and attend Drexel Sailing Program by Senior Megan Keating led halftime lead. The Lady Delaware is led by Jennifer special events such as the initiating a “Basic Sailing 101” Drexel sciorers with 14 points Dragons were able to maintain Riley, who scored her 1,000th prestigious Orange Bowl gym class starting in the Fall of and three rebounds. Freshman control in the second half as career point, and is now only Regatta. The sailing team will be 1992. Leslie Reiner (six assists, five well, shooting 54 percent and three rebounds away from purchasing a brand new fleet of Any of the 41 colleges and steals) and Junior Debbie Lynn maintaining a ten-point lead becoming the third Delaware sailboau Uiis summer. universities of the MAISA (12 rebounds) both poured in through most of the second player to achieve 1,000 points, In addition to improving region were permitted to submit eleven points, and Cvol Blum period. 500 rebounds, and 200 assists. Drexel’s sailing program, Petry nominations for the, trophy. In contributed ten. Drexel Head Coach Lillian The Blue Hens are 8-1 this has also assisted several other all, five nominations were The contest opened with the Haas was pleased with her season when they hold their local collegiate sailing submitted by various teams. Lady Dragons conuolling the team’s perfonnance. “We talked opponents to under 70 points. programs. Both Villanova tap and being first on the about how we have been