LEEDS UNIVERSITY UNION s ELL s E L L UN I O N N E 1IKTS f M TY K E No. 259 Friday, June 19th, 1964 Price 3d T YK E Ship will broadcast pops, Rag adverts and A.A. appeal RAG JOINS PIRATE Thieves RADIO RACKET ruin book Grant waits for profits THE SPICE OF LIFE! J^OOK EXCHANGE is to undergo revolu­ Sunday papers tionary changes in the next few weeks. Check­ ing their accounts last BY NEWS STAFF term the staff found that £250-worth of books were missing. HE pirate radio racket had a new competi­ Book Exchange is not Ttor this week when plans for Radio Free dependent on the Union Leeds were made. Rag Chairman Lawrence for financial support. It has its own cash till and Grant was unwilling to give full details of his pays for stationery out latest rag stunt. His plan was to sell the story of commission on books to the Sunday newspapers. sold. By Wednesday there were rumours in all parts At present, commis­ of the Union that a ship had been hired, but sion is charged at a rate opinions as to its geographical location varied of a shilling in the £. between Aberdeen and the Norfolk coast. Thefts during this Earlier in the week Grant spoke more freely session outweigh profits about the stunt. He believed that it would be impos­ on the commission. sible to have the station further north than Nor­ Secretary Ray Gibson told Union News that he was folk. The terms of the profit. Next to nobody will planning ,an entirely new lease for the boat pre­ hear them, and I doubt very system for Book Exchange. vented this. much if they have a power- This aimed to place less On Wednesday he sug- ful, enough transmitter to responsibility on the staff gested BridlingtonRr-irHintHmi asn s a wake themselves heard in and more on the customer. likely situation for his ship. The present system is that A thirteen-foot boat had One member of the disc- the customer is paid for a been .acquired from Aber- book he has handed in when deen, he said. doubted whether they would it has been sold by the make themselves heard on exchange. Under the new U nion boat experts shore at all. The boat, she believed this to be highly said, would probably be system a book is handed in and the customer given a unlikely. A much larger anchored about four miles vessel would be required in ou^ £0 sea Howard Crew receipt. No money will be order to carry all the equip- estimated that transmission given for the book until this ment needed for a radio power would be about a receipt is produced. station. third that of the Lord Sutch Said Ray Gibson, “ People Equipment for the station and Caroline radio stations, tend to forget that students was taken from the Union # run the Book Exchange. on Tuesday. Union News AlmOST Certain This is voluntary labour. We Assistant Pictures Editor have letters of complaint telling us we don’t do our Roy Turner saw ex-House LJ^end” r Said he knew ail Secretary Melvyn Eastburn a ender_ said he k w all jobs properly. The new and Vice-president Dave P1® retails 01 tne scneme system will mean that less Merriman depart in one of ^ he was unwilling to of the work will be done by the staff and more by the ^he, Union_ landrovers. Their it seems almost certain load included one BSR tape- that the radio shi is custom ers. deck, 500-watt transmitter anchored off the coast of “ If people lose their receipts they will get no and a hired generator. Norfolk, probably near to Lounging around the Union steps are the birds of next week's Rag Revue money. If books are stolen H arw ich . —left to right—Fanny Anne Peaker, Sue Crockford, Janet Crumble, we will pay up. We hope to 25 footer Time will tell whether we Marcia Shamash, Margaret Oxford, Barbara Jameson. Should be a reduce our losses on thefts are to hear anything here by increasing the commis­ A freelance newsreel in Leeds, good Rag Revue! sion to Id. in the shilling/’ cameraman filmed the dep­ arture of the land-rover. Sound Group member Roger OFFICIAL OUTFXTTBHS Hough, one of the station’s disc-jockeys told Roy Turner Marxist lecturer thrown in gaol TO LEEDS that he had made 2 hours UNIVERSITY IXKXONT of recordings ,at Bodington’s studio. TTNIVERSITY Economics Married with two children, But so far there has only » The Tie House of the North, Another Sound Group ^ lecturer, Dr. Vic Allen, has Allen was always active in been one definite sale. It is, however, proposed that the Over 500 different designs always in member Howard Crew been arrested in Nigeria, and CND when in Leeds. He is stock including the full range of accused of plotting to over­ a strong Marxist. Union spend up to one hun­ believed the boat was a 25- throw the government. He dred pounds on a picture. FOR YOUR University Tics. footer. Broadcasting, he appeared in court on Wed­ This will be discussed at the said, was on 197 metres, nesday, but refused to plead Joint Union Committee meet­ ♦ Dress Wear Hire Service. medium wave. “ They’re and was remanded in cust­ ing on Monday. It is also OUTFITTING For any occasion you can hire the sending out pop music, ody until July 1st. More successful likely that the University will complete outfit, and for such a excerpts from Rag Revue purchase a painting. NEEDS Dr. Allen was charged with T H IS year’s Rag Art Exhi- moderate charge. and an appeal by Union managing an unlawful President Tony Lavender bition is already proving society for the purpose of more successful than last Yes, you’re within easy reach for anti-apartheid,” he said. overthrowing the Government y e a r’s. I t opened on M onday “ Every fifteen minutes of Nigeria.” Nigerian labour and by Wednesday there had Decision awaited of the Student’s Best Friend there will be adverts for leaders were said to be been about one hundred and R a g .” involved in the plot. fifty visitors. rpH E University has approv- L a w s o n Said a member of the Allen, who is writing a The total value of the pic­ ed the latest plan for the book on Africa, is in Nigeria tures on display is in the new Union. This includes the Electrical Engineering Dep­ to study trade unionism region of a thousand pounds, proposed Union theatre. A M A R J O Y ’ S artment, “ I don’t see what there. He was responsible for the most valuable being decision is now awaited from 57-59 NewBriggate, Leeds 1, Tel: 24226. they hope to gain by this beginning the trade union about three hundred and the University Grants Com­ Official Outfitters to the University Union. stunt. They won’t make a movement in Tanganyika. fifty pounds. m ittee. 2 U N IO N NEW S— Friday, June 19th, 1964 “JUSTICE,” CRY MARCHERS Milk for hang-overs, Townsfolk advises Merriman By ROBIN BENSON remain (CONTROVERSY has arisen over the question of the installing of a milk-vending machine along­ unmoved side the sandwich and coffee machines in the MJ. University Chief Catering Officer Mr. Green- By A NEWS REPORTER halgh has been investigating the need for a machine and has decided that it would be unecon­ “APARTHEID must omical. The profit on an 8oz. carton which would go.” This was the sell at 6d. is very small, and 300 cartons would have message of last Friday’s to be sold daily to cover servicing charges. staff and students would be two hundred - strong using Caf, and to give equal Union Committee agree opportunity to all, it has march through the city. with Catering Secretary Val been decided to restrict the Bradford that one should be menu to hot snacks. The march followed provided, and a sub-commit­ As well as the usual sand­ closely on the announce­ tee has been set up to decide wiches hot pies and soup, finally w h eth er £367 should there will be salads and ment of the passing of be paid out for the machine. snacks such as beans or life imprisonment sen­ One member of Union spaghetti on toast. tences on South Africans Committee who is strongly Miss Bradford hopes that in favour of the idea is Dave both Refec and the Buttery Nelson Mandela and Merriman, who says he pre­ will be operating fully at the Walter Sisulu. It was fers to trust the reliability beginning of next session. of a machine “ to fulfil this On the new mezzanine floor feared that they would basic human right of the in Refec two hatches will Friday’s anti-apartheid marchers move off from the Union steps. be sentenced to death. individual whose need of his provide Caf-type food, while own mother’s matter is be­ the Buttery in Fred’s old bar Assembling outside the yond dispute.” will offer grills to order and Union, marchers were briefly Merriman, faced by “ the drinks will be served. addressed by Vice-President- old heat of University LIFE - BLOOD Leeds double decker eleot Alan Hunt. “ This sen­ Womankind ” and because of tence,” he said, “is not a “ the difficulties of transport­ X EEDS Blood Transfusion reason for complacency. ing and servicing cows,” More rows Service has been at the heads for Vienna These men will be kept regards a man-made machine Union for the past three as a minimum requirement. days. Two hours after open­ ^ LEEDS Corporation double deck bus will cross imprisoned so that they can ing-, only 31 donors had Europe this summer, the passengers? Twelve never again join the fight Crowded for ‘Darts’ enrolled. One of the officers against apartheid. Life or thirteen Leeds students on a Cliff Richard-style imprisonment in South “ One of the troubles,” on duty said this was “ dis­ Miss Bradford said, “is find­ SHEFFIELD’S news­ appointing,” but expected summer holiday. Africa cannot be compared ing somewhere to place the paper “ Darts ” has “ things to warm up later.” with life imprisonment in machine. The MJ is already L a st y ear about 400 students The party is heading for Vienna. Their holiday this country.” crowded out with machines, been in trouble again. gave their blood to the and an extension to the Book service, and a similar num­ will last a month. Third year Civil Engineer Antony The demonstrators march­ Union Council has dis­ ed through the main streets Exchange is planned for No- ber is expected this session. Young told Union News that they would strip the Man’s Land.” missed the entire Senior bus of its seats and of the city centre. Banners Committee. demanded the defeat of Cartons of milk are sold install a gas stove, sink fascism in South A-frica and in Caf, but are already a In January, “ Darts ” faced source of embarrassment. serious legal action after the and bedding facilities. protested that* South African Losses incurred by a vend­ publication of a libellous “ If they’ll have us,” said goods were being paid for ing machine would have to attack on Andrew Gotts- Young, “we'll be spending “ in blood.” be covered by profit from chalk, Chairman of Student the nights at camp sites. existing catering facilities, Representative Council. “The Channel crossing has and at present its introduc­ Latest development in the been booked and provisional Unimpressed tion appears to be imprac­ “ Darts ” story follows vicious ticable. This is the conclusion attacks on Council in a May insurance arranged. Now Passers-by seemed on the success depends on whether reached by Catering Com­ issue of the paper. This issue we can get full permission to whole unimpressed. Said one m ittee. also included a satirical song take such a large vehicle old gentleman, “ If they’d Meanwhile, Merriman will about the Union President, through Europe. There is an only mind their own business go on campaigning for an John Wilson. official restriction of 12ft. we might get some peace in alternative to alcoholic and This song included lines of 6in. in height, a Leeds bus soft drinks for the evenings intensely personal attack, the world.” Many people such as— is 14ft. 6in. high. seemed unaware of the prob­ and at hops. He stresses that there can be no doubt about Now grease and smarm lems in South Africa. the value of milk “ as a and sickliness, Refused After watching the whole hangover cure.” To these he made his column march by one man claim , was heard to be denouncing ❖ *0 Whenever trouble did “ We have been refused appear, permission to go through Hitler. Some thought it was No hot meals He was quick to shift Belgium, but we can go “ something to do with the the blame. through Prance and Ger­ bom b.” many. We’re waiting- to hear this vac Council passed a motion from Austria and Holland.” General opinion was that declaring that they con­ such a demonstration was "XTO holt m eals w ill be avail- sidered “ D a rts ” to have Young was hopeful that ^ able in the Union this “ abused its responsibilities.” permission would be granted. preferabale to the strike vac. Union Chief Catering: “ One problem,” he pointed suggested by Exec, earlier Secretary Val Bradford said out, “ is that of overhead this term. This was rejected that Refec would be out of LIVERPOOL RECORD tram-wires. We will have to by a meeting of UC. action this summer, while the EXCHANGE avoid them.” Alan Hunt thought the kitchens are being recon­ 6a, East Parade, Leeds 1 The reason for taking a demonstration was “ very structed. double-decker is so that more Classical Music and Jazz than about six people can successful.” Union President Caf would only be able to LPs and EPs Bought, Sold, go. The cost will be no Tony Lavender was dis­ provide a m axim um of 250 E xchanged greater than for a single appointed that more people hot meals each day, and this must be in perfect condition decker. did not attend. would not be adequate. It Mon.—Sat.: 11-30 a.m.—4 p.m. w as estim ated t!Tat ab o u t 450 Wed. Closed all day

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Prob­ fortunately nipped in the is a serious matter—the effectiveness or other­ ably the biggest fault was bud by Alan Hunt. the banners. Instead of —with Labour Society for wise of student marches. having loads of silly little displaying their society I tagged alongside last Friday’s Anti-Apart­ posters distributed at ran­ banner. The posters heid march to see if it achieved anything. I didn’t dom through the crowd, carried were misleading why not use large banners enough without adding to think it would, and I was right. There's bags of (the size of the leading the chaos with plugs for evidence below to back “ anti-apartheid ” banner) Union societies. which, in order down the Finally, perhaps you’d me up. procession, outline the story care to read a selection of But first let's consider Gilbert of what has occurred to comments from passers-by. Peter Kennedy entertains with an irrelevant placard, what a march is supposed provoke the demonstration, “ Most of them look as if and another marcher sells “Peace News” This is to do. It isn’t intended to what the implications of the they need a good wash.” produce a hundred odd sore Darrow event are for the British the kind of thing that ruins student demonstrations. people, and how people can “ Seems they’ve nothing feet. Surely the whole pur­ else to do.” try to improve next time. I explained to Mr. Joseph pose of arranging a march best do something about it? that I was perfectly docile, —whether it advocates says... Then, at least, the people I “ I’d like to think it was spoke to wouldn’t have to achieving something.” and had no intention of bomb banning or the “ I t ’s ridiculous.” Grow up, Varieties leaping around the one an«& release of political prisoners ask what all the fuss was Having nothing better to sixes yelling “ off ” at th(e —is to make the public in their pocket. I stopped a about. “ Stupid.” do last week, I thought I’d first smell of a stripped, general aware of the grav­ good number of passers-by I’ve some individual bones “ If they’d mind their own go for a visit to the City and you’ll be glad to knofw ity of the situation in hand and asked them what they to pick: bloody business perhaps Varieties. Popping round that he was a good enough and spur them into some thought of the demonstra­ —with the girl who left the there’d be less trouble to the back entrance, I got judge of ch a ra c te r to ldht kind of action about it. tion. All save three of the procession at one point stirred up in the world.” involved in the following m e in. / Well, last Friday’s march people I spoke to asked conversation with the “ what the hell is it all telling her friend “ I’m Plus n “I don’t know The reason I’m telling yolu didn’t make any impression going shopping; I’ll catch what it’s about’s.” woman flogging the tickets: on the citizens of Leeds at about?” you up la te r.” You all this is that it’s by nio There was just one “ It’s ME: “ One, please.” means the first time it ha"s all. The position of Man­ Don’t get me wrong. weren’t compelled to go HER, “ Do you work?” ^ dela, Sisulu and the others What I’m attacking is the on the march, you know. good to see people doing happened. Periodically the was not explained to them principle of student —with the man flaunting a something about it.” ""ME: “What do you mean, management at the Varie­ —leaflets are no good; marches. I sympathise sheaf of “ Peace News.” Take note, Alan Hunt and ‘do I work?’” ties gets a brainstorm and everyone I saw politely strongly with anti-apart­ —with the person who tried others who organise HER: “Do you work for won’t let any students in. accepted one and put it in heid. to sell Daily W orker from marches of this kind, and a living?” Now, I think this is ME: “Off and on, yes.” childish. The majority of Then she called Bob, the students that go to the Commissionaire, who took Varieties make a noise, I one look at me and said, know. They heckle and jeer “ N o!” —but so do plenty of other So the woman in the Leeds citizens who never cash desk pushed back my get chucked out because one and six and told me they can afford to pay for “ You can’t come in, ’cos balcony seats. you’re a student.” On the other hand, it There seemed no point really gets mg when I see arguing, so I wandered some of you acting like a round to the front entrance bunch of utter yobs, throw­ where I found one of the ing orange peel and cigar­ Joseph brothers (who, for ette ends liberally over the uninitiated, own the stage and auditorium. These place). I collared him and “ stu d en ts ” m u st have th e demanded an explanation lowest I.Q. imaginable, if of the cashier’s behaviour. their idea of an evening out He told me that there had is to upset as many other been eight students in the people as possible. first house, presumably whooping it up after exams. So watch it, all of you in They had kicked up an this category. Just think unholy row, and spoiled how your behaviour other people’s enjoyment of the show, so he didn’t feel spoiling the chances of you like admitting any more fellow students from beir students. le t i iL

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Weekly 'Newspaper of Leeds University Union 'J'HE other day, when I was in one of those shops moves, oversprang five of lich wiederum danach that sell old lithographs and Prospects, and my stones and arrived trachten, diesen Stein JUNE 19th, 1964 behind my zigzag thing. To womoglichin dem eigenen Tel. 23661 boot-trees, and tiled pictures, and 1920-ish faded my protests at the obvious Hof des Spielers einzusch - yellow dresses, and old copies of the Saturday irregularity of this he liessen. Evening Post, and little lead shoes, and clocks replied: “Well, it says The obvious meaning of here that you can move this was that the Against- shaped like Birmingham Town Hall, I found a auch seitwdrts oder riick- man must naturally again dusty old box containing a game of Halma. In w d rts,” as if that settled after that threat, this RETHINK RAG German. it. Stone how possibly in the own House of the Player to I bought it, because the “ Well, what does that It was clear enough for m e a n ? ” I said. shut in. It is obviously AG — the very word means anger and instructions looked so fas­ me. It conjured up a pleas­ implied arriving before the cinating. I am not what “ Either sideways or— R ant picture of these well, riickwdrts. I am sure Against-man’s House with annoyance to the majority of citizens; an you would call fluent in Persons wearing their pretty large forces, a thing German. I just knew ‘ forwards * is vo rw d rts, Colours and heraldically and you couldn’t want to quite impossible to achieve opportunity to go wild to the student body; enough for me to bumble by either party, however besetting each other’s move backwards, so ru c k ­ along in a half-understand­ cunning, if being over­ and, to the solitary few, very hard work. It Houses like something in a w a rts must be one of these ing daze, feeling comfort­ Book of Hours. “ Damn it ” sprung meant the loss of a ably that by knowing just untranslatable words for bannot long continue in this form. I took to be an idiomatic the silly way a knight Stone every time. a few more words I could way of saying that the speak it like a native. I moves in chess.” I “ Rag ” is synonymous with “ students.” As a result, real way to play this game “ What way is that?” desist from actually learn­ is with 4 Persons. Easy ■when co-operation between students and townspeople ing these few words be­ “ Er—two forwards arid A nd another thing that cause I know that in fact Of course, if you must, one sideways.” "would be invaluable, for example over protest marches ra th e r militated against and public meetings, it is never forthcoming. this would be a dreary you can play with 2 Per­ “ I’m sure it’s two side­ process exten d in g ovej* sons, but damn it, it’s a ways and one forwards.” anybody shutting anybody several years, while I found pretty poor show. Harblow, (We don’t know much else in was the fact that Why? Because students are “ irresponsible ” and not it was perfectly easy for out about things like however, insisted that about chess either.) to be taken seriously. d a m it means “ with that ” In the end we agreed both S p ielers to evacuate S ch ick sa l an d E m p fin d - their Houses completely, sa m k e it; and because I Compare the situation overseas. In many countries long before the Against- know that during the first man arrived anywhere the student body is the leader of opinion and the most half of this period the This article is reprinted courtesy of Paul active section of the community. Their campaigns are a pleasant sense of compre­ near the scene. great deal more effective and successful. Could this be hension, which I feel now, Jennings, the 'Observer writer, the 'Observer/ So the game rather would diminish rather than petered out. Harblow’s because they have nothing like Rag to give them an in crease. where the article was first printed, and view, for which he can image of irresponsibility? My friend Harblow offer no proof, is that the Penguin Books, who later printed it in the rules we evolved would doesn’t really know any work all right with 4 Over two-thirds of Rag profits come from Car Comp. more German than I do. collection 'Oodles of Oddlies Persons. But, of course, the Car Comp, goes everywhere and is extended over a But he is never content to difficulty is to find 2 other considerable period of time. Furthermore, some of the allow a German sentence Persons whose knowledge to remain merely a matter charities benefiting from Rag do not need the money. or “ therewith,” so I that you could overspring of German is exactly the for pleasant speculation. allowed this to pacify him; a Stone that was next to same as our own. Remembering these two facts, Rag could easily be As soon as he discovered although it didn’t seem to you in a n y direction. When condensed into a one-day mammoth carnival, instead of my Halma, nothing would make any more sense. I jumped over some of my being dragged out over a whole week so that everyone is please him but that we The next sentence said: own as well as Harblow’s should evolve a theory of “ The Players now try so Stones to beset his House well and truly fed-up by the end of it. the game from the extrem­ quickly as possible with he objected, but I pointed Personal ely explicit-looking set of their Stones to beset the out to him that it was pos­ D AV E— Now you have got HER out It would cost less. If less money were collected it instructions on the lid of sible iiber eigene und of the way, we can get started House of the Against-man again. I just can’t wait, so come wouldn’t matter. The whole painful “ jolly, jolly ” busi­ the box, and actually play. (G egner) and he is the self­ fremde Steine fortzuspring- round for coffee at 12 o ’clock ness would be over quickly. And, it is just possible that, same Winner (G ew inner) en—over own and strange tonight— ONE OF TETLEY HALL. with a little effort, fewer people would be alienated, and who the first g e lin g t” Stones to jump strongly. I GOT your degree? Well, no point in Zigzag Even Harblow had no had him there. forgetting LUU. Remember through the student image bettered. a Union News subscription. 10/6 Neither of us had played theory for g e lin g t, so we (inc. postage) per year. Halma before, but Harblow went on to the main para­ Oversprang HAVE YOU AN ACOUSTIC G U IT A R pointed out that the board graph, a magnificent TO L E N D ? (To help RA G ). W ill Editor: A N NA MILLER At the beginning seemed straightforward jumble of instructions of be returned in same condition. enough, like a chess board we had agreed that when W illing to pay. VERY URGENT!!! News Editors ...... RICHARD WOOD, FRANK ODDS which we could not trans­ you oversprang the — Reply R. R. Green (M .P.H . 4G*). seen through a telescope late any particular sentence Features Editor ...... PETER GREGSON Against-man’s Stone you 388CPJ. Passed violently away, Sun­ the wrong way round and except one. day, June 14th. Dearly beloved. No Sports Editor ...... RICHARD MORLEY did not remove it from the with zigzag enclosures at But the general sense flowers. Donations to be sent to Pictures Editor ...... MERVYN LEAH one corner. “ Now, let’s try board, as in draughts, “ The Towers,” Hyde Park Terrace. was that you got to the because if you did this Business Manager ...... CHRISTINE FIELDEN the first paragraph,” said Against-man’s House by PARTIES, people, perks. W here? On Harblow briskly, and he n e ith e r Spieler would have Union News staff. Vacancies in all Advertisement Manager ...... DAVID SKELTON the process of uberspringen any Stones left to beset the depts. Contact Union News Office re a d on: or overspringing, as in at once. Sales Manager ...... JOHN PETTIE Against-man’s House w ith . (See Page 5) “An diesem Spiel konnen draughts. The sentence we sich 2 bis 1+ Personnen On the other hand, if there Subscriptions Secretary ...... ANNE BUSFIELD did understand was E s beteiligen, von denen jede were not some system of kann auf diese Weise eine Other Contributors: Roy Turner, Robin Benson, Pat eine Farbe wdhlt, und being sent back to base Ferguson, Lynne Pheasey. ganze Reihe von Steinen how could this sentence be damit, wenn zwei Person­ iibersprungen werden— in nen spielen, einen grossen construed ? this Way it can a whole Der Gegner muss natiir- Hof mit 19 St einen, wenn If Row of Stones be over­ Personnel spielen einen sp ru n g . kleinen Hof mit 13 Steinen We started to play, with BEER! besets.i” 19 Stones (damn it), and The only difficult words we moved one at a time to here seem to be beteiligen beset each others Houses an d w d h lt (I just happen until our forces met in the to know that Farbe is M itt el (Middle) of the F eld “ colour”). Our (mainly (Field). Suddenly Harblow, my) translation ran thus: TETLEY by a most curious pro­ At this Game 2 or 4 Per­ gression involving horizon­ sons can betake themselves and each of these wears a tal, vertical, and d iag o n al Colour and damn it, when 2 Persons play, a big House with 19 Stones, when 4 REVOLUTION Leads Persons play, he besets a New 144-page monthly of world revolutionary struggles little House with 13 Stones. ON SALE NOW AT AUSTICKS BOOKSHOPS — 3/6 each 2 per year The Brewery, Leeds, 10 YOUNG COMMUNIST LEAGUE or write “ Revolution,” 40, Rue Francois, Paris 8, France WORKING HOLIDAY in the Y ou ’re never alone — German Democratic Republic for Young People at any of the following places: Bourna - Bautzen - Zeithein What are you planning to do before you take a job ? selling Spizternberg - Torgan Some university men like roughing it in the Middle East. Others take charter 1. Two weeks work either on flights across the Atlantic and work their way from coast to coast when they constructional or irrigation have graduated. schemes. CAR COMP Tickets There are graduates committed to VSO, which takes rather longer. American 2. 1 week’s holiday at an FORD business administration courses appeal to some men, and take longer still. international youth camp. 3. Sightseeing tours, plus MAKE All these ways of learning more and experiencing more are laudable, but they outings. can make things awkward for you. When you start job hunting you are likely to We sold our tickets — find that graduate trainee vacancies have been filled. 4. Pocket money provided. THE Ford however are anxious to encourage venturesome men. W e can help in a together 5. A chance to meet young positive way by considering them for traineeships in the “ Off-season.” Training people from the world over. MOST will be brief and intensive, leading to administrative appointments largely of your All cost £24. £5 deposit own choice. O ur policy of promotion from within guarantees that the prospects secures you a place, weekly are there. It is up to you to compete for them. EARN that Halo — instalment plan available. OF Openings exist in many fields— in car, truck or tractor sales, in buying, in industrial relations, in finance and elsewhere. Salary on placement is not less than Details from CHALLENGE, GRADUATES £936 per annum. Journal of the Young Communist League, This advertisement is primarily for men with a bachelor’s degree who will be sell CA R C O M P Tickets available from October onwards. There are also still a few vacancies for our 27, B ED FO RD STREET. August intake. Whatever your preferences, we suggest that you contact your COVENT GARDEN, Appointments Officer now. LONDON W.C.2 U N IO N NEW S— Frida/, June 19th, 1964 5 OLD ACTS, NEW FACES Personal

OANCE ORCHESTRAS, Jazz Banos, AT VARIETIES Jeat and Twist Groups always available at most competitive fees. JJAG REVUE ’64 opens next Monday at the City Varieties, but none of — KEN BAXTER DANCE ORCHES­ TRAS, 3, Tilbury View, Leeds 11. the behind-the-scenes difficulties will be evident. Tel. 74223. HEAPS T O U R S LTD.. 115, Tong Rd., At the beginning of this term, the Revue had no cast, no scripts, and no Leeds 12, for all your Coach Requirements. Special Student Rates producer, John Edwards Quoted.— Tel. 638731. FA V E RSH AM . For parents and friends having been “ sacked ” — a licensed, reasonably priced hotel within a few yards of the 3 L0TT0 by Rag Chairman Law­ University. — Springfield Mount, rence Grant. Leeds 2. LE PHONOGRAPHE Edwards was to have Special rates offered to students. obtained scripts from pro­ Half price membership still avail­ fessional sources, but in fact, able until the end of June. Open he “ never got round to it.” every night including Sunday, 8 p.m.— 2 a.m. Union Cards to After arranging a poorly- be shown. Le Phonographe is attended first audition, he situated at the top of the moving failed to appear at the second staircase in the Merrion Centre. one, which led to Grant ask­ * RAG WEEK SPECIAL * ing him to resign. Phone 26022 Come tonight The task of producing the DO YOU WANT to book a band? Entertainments Committee are All this nonsense about Revue has now been spread willing and able to advise upon students and sex. .♦•••« between three people— your band requirements— hop into Martin Glynn, Howard Crew Entertainments Office any time. and Geoff Rich.. They have THE B R A N D O N . Comfortable accom* virtually had only two weeks modation near University. Electric to put it on, but even so they blankets and fires. Terms 19/6 Bed are confident of its ultimate and Breakfast.— Springfield Mount. success. TYPIN G . Theses, Papers, etc., execut ed at reasonable rates.— Apply: B. There will not be a general TOLSON, FUEL DEPT., HOULDS- theme to this year’s show, WORTH. due to lack of preparation CYMRU IACH gyda’n gilydd trwy PLAID CYMRU. time. Instead, the best scenes Few countries of the same size from Revues over the last possess so rich a variety of ten years have been adapted natural resuorces as Wales— with and brought up to date with good goverenment, Wales could contemporary ideas. Several support three times its present new items will also be population.”— Times Trade Supple­ ment.— Support “ Home Rule for included. Wales ” through PLAID CYMRU. Six women and five men FORD VAN 8 h.p. 1953 FOR SALE. are putting on the Revue, but Sound running order. £65 o.n.o. only four of the original cast — Men’s P.H. “ R ” for Rolling. remain. They will not be SEND FOR York Students’ Magazine, ....press always telling doing any dancing, and only 1/3 to Circulation Manager, you h.ow immoral they are. a little choreography will be " Eboracum,” York University. possible, again due to lack of tim e. FLOWERS BY JILL A member of the cast, G O IN G to the Rag A rt Exhibition? Janet Crumbie, told Union D on’t bother. M O T LO W , of 213, Belle Vue Road, Leeds 3, has many News that the show would consummate works of art for sale cater for various tastes. It at prices you can afford. Old will range from satirical watches (Y E S!) taken in part humour to the “ ever reliable exchange. Any time midday to mid­ slapstick.” One satirical night. sketch which should get a FOR SALE. Heinkel 3-wheeler, 1960. good reception is on the Meet Valerie Pickup. Valerie, pictured here on the Very good condition. £140.— Phone Leeds City Council, especi­ Moor, is a first year Medic student. She lives at home 53816. ally concerning the two W A N T E D , G O W N . Must be as new. theatres and the new build­ and is interested in classical music and reading. 5ft. 7in— Phone 662616. ings. (See Page 4) It Happened ...whereas in fact they're AUSTICK'S------not much worse.. . Elsewhere EXETER —BOOKSHOPS JCJIR ALEC DOUGLAS-HOME was given a lively quarter of an hour when he spoke about nuc­ Have pleasure in announcing that our lear weapons earlier this month. He was persis­ New (Temporary) Premises on the Woodhouse Lane/ tently heckled by socialists and CND supporters. Hilary Place car park site will be open for the next Sir Alec addressed his hecklers and told them that session in October, 1964. what he wanted to see was an opportunity for full employ­ ment for the younger generations. This New Shop will enable us to The Exeter newspaper South Westerner comments, “ Whatever the merits of the Prime Minister’s speech it improve our service, especially during the busy was no vote-winner . . . One could only leave Princesshay period at the beginning of term and also provide (the place of the meeting) after this shambles of a display space for larger stocks of books. convinced that the first step towards an intelligent elec­ torate is to round up all people at political open-air meet­ ings and disenfrancise them.” Our present premises, opposite the Parkinson Building, will be used to improve our CARDIFF facilities for the supply of Stationery, Drawing ...than some grown-up Instruments, Ordnance Survey Maps and Paperback intellectuals. (CARDIFF newspaper Broadsheet reports that the Books. Union Executive took the bold step of closing the bar at the AGM in May. The meeting started 35 minutes late and was clearly inquorate. SITUATED TO SERVE The President proposed that there should be discussion on some of the matters on the agenda, even if no decisions LE PHONOGRAPH CLUB were taken. After two hours of discussion it was decided that there were enough people in the Union, especially in FAB FOOD the bar, to make the meeting quorate. So the taps were switched off and many people drifted into the meeting. CRAZY DANCING Here they experienced the steamrolling through of some LOTS OF BOOZE very important issues. Open every nite 8 p.m. — 2 a.m. 16 The Merrion Centre — Leeds We aren’t providing (Twenties and over) FREE BEER Dress wear Hire Service for group leaders at J CHARLIE GOULD LTD. FRESHERS’ CONFERENCE Morning* Dinner For all occasions— our Gentle- .. c . man's Dresswear Hire Service — but we are providing you with a or Tail buits j, aiy^yj ready to advise and chance of helping the bewildered fresher £1 per day y°u — Exclusive Tallor- to find his/her feet in this holocaust of * ™ ing, with a wide range of 4 GRAND (Th’tr.) ARCADE *'*•*• «nsuri"g * perfectflt- academic and social fire. B , ting even for the most diftl- Naw Briggate, LEEDS, 1 cu|t figure. Accessories If It ’s up to Y O U ! Tad. 22040 required. 6 U N IO N NEW S— Friday, June 19th, 1964 R TYKE HOP Just as the Aberdeen typhoid academic looks like A being checked a new disease hit the town of Leeds this morning. Dr. M a c’Cornbeef diagnosed it as Tykus fever. The source of the infection is thought to be a package of Cliff Bennet which was on sale in the University on June 20th. The soul makers of this material “ Alex Harvey Ltd.” V have been band. One sauce was supposed to have been a record 14 years old. It has been issued under a new label “ Sweaty Betty ”— a chip off the old block perhaps? Doctor M a c’Cornbeef was confident his team of assist­ ants “ The Cresters ” would stem the outbreak as their recent prescription “ Put your arms around me ” was E rapidly gaining in popularity. The Hospital capacity is 1.800 and the number of confined cases is increasing. GAR COMP 0 HOP Ideal intimacy for two, yet room enough for a crowd, this is the adaptable Hopomatic. Flat out in top gear it pounds with almost frightening power but still can be throttled back to smooch along at a controlled pace, by swift manipulation of the hand-operated controls. N If you are a fast type and have been put off by the more sluggish performance of previous models by this company then this latest design will vanish all your apprehensions. Although slow at first an experienced handler can make it yield to his extreme demands— and it only costs 3s. 6d. Specification Size — 750 seater. The Applejacks Fuel Consumption — 10 pts/stomach (extra tank optional) w Engine Flamenco V5| — 2 drums, 40 strings (elephant over-drive ...... optional extra)... Powered by: Freddie Star and the Flamencoes and The Grumbleweeds I — A good time was going to be had by all — no doubt. RAG BALL Rag Ball was a great success next Thursday. The Apple­ jacks arrived, ate a good breakfast and then went on to play T 57 varieties of their big hit “ Tell Me W hen.” Somebody did, and before you could say “ Cats in Hell ” their ex-electroence- phalogist (the G IR L on bass guitar) had jumped into one of RAG the Undertakers coffins and had been sent C.O.D. to The Sheffield^ im 3 i-Up H nerichahle pnnrts.

H m e HIKE COTTON HOP SOUND

The Theme from Rag Ball still haunts Rag Hop R when the star attraction from the rock era will be M arty Wilde and the Wildcats. In an interview with that star of screen, television and radio Douglas Alechome— we asked what he thought of Marty’s act. “ That colour ” he said A holding his hands two feet apart. Asked about DAVE BERRY he said “ Fabman Fab ”— “ Gives me a funny feeling right in the middle of my general election. And my daughter’s just crazy about the way he plays with his microphone.” We then hurried on and questioned him about said. “ Sure— you cotton fast.” G Mike Cotton. “ W hy only the other day Mike and I By this time we had had enough and left quickly. went dancing together.” “ You don’t mean . . we Next Stop — Rag Hop. U N IO N NEW S— Friday, June 19th, 1964 7 Efisromrw

Your week ahead Friday, 19th June Friday, 26th June Rag Folk Concert. Steve Benbow, Martin Rag Revue. Carthy, others. Riley-Smith Hall, The Darts Match — Museum forecourt. TOWN HALL STEPS Union. 6-15 and 8-30 p.m. Saturday, 27th June RAG DAY Saturday, 20th - Saturday, 20th June Procession opened by Mystery Celebrity, “ TYKE DAY.” Parkinson Steps, 2 p.m. Tyke Magazine on sale throughout Leeds. (Toy) Balloon Race from Steps. I Friday 26th 1-2 p.m. Live Chess Match — Garden of Rest. Procession to Roundhay Park through City. Tyke Hop — Union, 7-30 p.m. ROUNDHAY PARK — Judo, Boxing, etc., Displays, Bands. \ Eating Water Battle (provisional). Monday, 22nd June \ Spaghetti Eating Contest Rag Revue, City Varieties, 6-15 and 8-15 p.m. RAG REVUE will be shown twice nightly (with \ Ice-cream Eating Contest Music at Tahiti Club—until 2 p.m. an Old Age Pensioners’ matinee on Tuesday and Thursday at 2-30). 6-15 and 8-15. f Crisp Eating Contest An EXHIBITION OF MODERN ART—“ About Tuesday, 23rd June and Round ” and London Galleries will be on show at Marathon Hora begins 12 noon.—Garden of Rowland Winn's (bottom of Woodhouse Lane). All | Drinking Rest. week. Music at the Tahiti Club. Just possible — continuous Ten Pin Bowling at I Merrion Centre or Kirkstall Road. Also: “ Filibustering ” all week. Museum Fore­ Wednesday, 24th June court. Marathon Hora finishes 1 p.m. Lunch-time entertainments. Town Hall Car Competition Hop—Union, 8 p.m. Steps (see right). Music at the Tropica Coffee Bar. “ Tyke ” on sale everywhere. FOOTNOTE: It's up to you to sell “ Tyke.” Simply collect a tin and some “ Tykes” (dress up if Thursday, 25th June you feel like it) from the Union, and away you go. RAG MAN’S BALL—Union, 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. “ TYKE ” MUST BE SOLD. | Coca-Cola Drinking Contest — i crate of Coke for winner

a General Attempt at piano smashing record Shaving Competition — win a Remington! Plenty of Bands 8 U N IO N NEW S— Friday, June 19th, 1964 It was like this see; well we all got drunk that night, but the page had to be done ......

IiEEI>S UNIVERSITY UNI ON UNION NEWS r No. 5681 Price 6ld. A NEW SEX REPORT HAS COME OUT -

CONTROVERSY C D u lc e m eets A SECRET survey of the sex life of Leeds students, published this week, QAnion has revealed “ hitherto unknown depths of depravity among tomorrow’s potential leaders.” rooj T rrO R K M E N have ./ discovereddisrnvprfir micro­ Among the points mentioned in this phones hidden in the frank appraisal are: 1. that the Leeds walls of Fred’s old bar. Trotn our Kome Within minutes of the University community consists of both discovery Police had men and women—a fact which, the sur­ Comsfrovidevit cordoned off the Cam­ vey says, is “ quite deplorable and liable pus. 'VT'ISITING the Union Receivers were later to lead to all sorts unearthed in the Presi­ som ebody will listen on Tuesday was of perverted activi­ this time.” His Royal Highness dent’s Room. Union ties.” The secretary of President, Tony Laven­ Poove Soc., who did Prince Philip. der, told Union News, 2. that the majority not wish his name to “ I’m most distressed. of Leeds students have appear, was also The Prince was on I would be grateful if normal sexual potency, “ extwemely thatithfied his way to the annual you don’t print any­ which, according to the th ing.” with the survey’s con­ dinner of the Royal survey, produces “ the clusions.” A rise in Hour after hour danger of unwanted Antediluvian Society of crowds flocked to the membership was anti­ children and broken cipated in the near H ighland Bagpipe Room. The workman lives.” fu tu re. who actually found the Players at Wick when microphones, Mr. Alf 3. that the homo­ However, Union Sec­ Dooley, 92, told the sexual population is his helicopter broke only a fraction of that retary John Sutton incredulous onlookers, of other universities took a different atti­ down over Yorkshire. “ Fair gave me a turn, tude. “ I think it’s a He was forced to land they was just like little surveyed, where it was ruddy liberty,” he said. Beatles crawling out of found that “ these rela­ —in full highland tively harmless pur­ “ W hat right have these the w all.” people to come in and regalia—on the Union Executive have issued suits lessened the ten­ ask all sorts of person­ a statement concerning dency towards other al questions. They’ll be roof. the missing Union Sec­ forms of desire.” The survey concludes asking what kind of retary, John Sutton. It that, although many of soap you use, next.” wttlj appears that Mr. Sutton the things criticised Final comment comes has been arrested in from ex-Rag Revue His Highness is to connection with the would be considered director, ex-editor of find. quite normal in the “ Left Wing ” Richard appear before Discip­ outside world, the Picture by Melvyn Leach The statement quotes Whitley: “ I’m not sure linary Committee on him as saying, “I have special position which what it’s all about yet, known of their exis­ students hold in society but I approve in prin­ (tttjria barber at tJje lyup Thursday, charged with tence for the past year, makes this university ciple.” breaking Union bounds. and have spent many “ a den of vice and an evening listening to corruption on an un- paralled scale.” The Q liila transmissions of Eng­ attention of the Home ineers’ songs. Secretary has been called to the situation. anh Reaction to the sur­ “ They were installed vey has been mixed. Church wovh w i t t J © by the first Secretary Union President-elect ever, and the secret Ian Morrison thought handed down to suc­ it “ quite a fair little cessive secretaries.” docum ent.” H e told starts soon On Wednesday a Union News “ I was bg m i motion condemning Mr. quite surprised at the Oh, dears! I don’t know what it Sutton was passed by bluntness of some of Sadly disappointed is, I just don’t like TF you catch the 94 bus to Abertynan@@, it Debates. A protest the wording, but I this week. Whatever women somehow. I is only a short walk to the delightful village march in the town has agree with the general has happened to those s’pose they’re alright of Umbridge. With its two churches and fourty- been arranged, and a sentiment of it.” wonderful MEN in the really, ’specially when three pubs, this is the telegram sent to the The Rev. R ich ard Q. debating chamber? We there’s no men around, ideal holiday centre. hard and is served in South African Govern­ Simpson, a past critic used to have such But I do like to watch ta n k ard sh . m ent. " W e m u st use of student morals, was NICE times, didn’t we? MEN at debates, you On the road to Por- I found the landlord every available oppor­ “ overjoyed a t th e But now we only ever know, chester you will come partikoolarly friendly tunity to fight the evil news.” He told our see women—except for still j supp0se I’d across the Shovel and with a good frothy of apartheid,” said reporter “ This is just Peter . Catterall - and better get on and. tell Dung, a typical Titley head. Titley mild also vice - president elect what I have been say­ he s not quite the kind you about this week’s House, with its four served was reasonable A lan H unt. ing all along. Perhaps of man I mean, is he. debate. It wasn’t very bars and a snug. Beer and didn’t mind joyn- good really. A motion is good to variable. ing in a game or too advocating the banning This fine old hostelry, of dartsh. of monocle - wearing built in 1756, boasts a By now I had don- speakers from the copper-topped bar with shumed THREE M £Xl W€£\C^ TJLMS floor was shot down in tiled sides, old oak par- WHOLE pints and fay * . 3 . full flames by Misses Quille, titions and gigantic wash feeling worsh the Lake and Urquhart. mirrors. There is a non for it. VI7 HAT a week! The if you can get hold of off_ at this one. wide selection of (CO NT. PAGE 29) * * usual batch of a complimentary ticket, MAJESTIC Mr. Catterall socked liquers and a varied films fo r me to ru n it might be worth a O nly 3,000 m ore T ay­ the opposition in the selection of cigars. down. try. lor/Burton love scenes eye with a dandy to Christmas. speech during the main A.B.C. PLAZA But above all there is Personally, I think debate, but otherwise a friendly atmosphere. Following Tuesday’s Last Year at Marien- Tell me they don't the best film on this it was pretty dreary. bad. Third time round. know what they’re For those who prefer incident, the Duke of week is at Union something gassier, try Edinburgh has been For those who haven’t showing. Doubt that it hat* The main thing is; the ekshulent @@!?!fl$ seen it yet, it> not bad; would be worth seeing thi but then—one of where are all you suspended from the but I wouldn’t waste if they did. ’ - - handsome males? It’s a McOlder’s Ales served Union for a fortnight. my jobs is to help at the Pancreas and When interviewed by the money if I were TOWER publicise Union Cinema. poor show if Mr. Cat­ Gizzard, further down you. terall is the only chap Union News, the Duke La Notte. Good one, I wish I could remem­ the road. Thish is a seemed strangely un­ this. I doubt that I ber what the film’s brave enough to get up ODEON an d speak. firsht-rate inn, with up- perturbed. “ A h well, West Side Story. T his could have done much called; but I’m afraid holshtery as good as boys will be boys, I one has me stumped. I better. If you must that, making my own Still, never mind. you will tashte any­ suppose,” he said. must admit I haven’t desert Union Cinema, films, I tend to forget Show ’em your onions, where, but the bitter “Now, about my award even heard of it. Still, I suppose you’d be best there are others. lad! tendsh to be rather sc h e m e . . . ” U N IO N NEW S— Friday, June 19th, 1964 9 CAR THE TRUTH ABOUT MARGATE

The car that handles Kike a baby car . . . just made for the ROBERT GLINTON tests the MJ Mark III young executive. Gear selection was a joy in itself, like hot butter through knife . . . er, I IT ’S not often I am able to get down to the lake, It used to take anything mean, a hot knife through up to five hours to make well oiled butter, or a knife but this time I’d managed it. A perfect week­ the journey in the Bentley, through a dog’s best friend. end; the weather settled as a happy marriage, but now in the new de-luxe I wish I was dead. version of the MJ MARK and the air as clear as a bell. I brushed the last III I could do it in half the PERFORMANCE. Top 147 few grouse feathers from the back seat of the car tim e. mph. Third 25 mph. Second 93 mph. First 7 and took out the rod sunlight. This was the life. First of all I must m ph. This time I planned to Who would know that only thoroughly condemn the get that wily pike. a few short hours ago I ashtray ... I might as well, CONSUMPTION. 12 to 48 was still at the office; a it’s expected. mpg (very dependent on A short stroll down to last-minute instruction to the driver). the shore and a good cast, the broker, and another There’s something about the spoon breaking the sur­ deal closed, and I was on this car that makes a FOR THE TECHNICAL. face like quicksilver in the m y way. pseudo-affluent motoring 9,998.67 cc., 7 cyl. O H V , correspondent like myself developing 37 B H P a t drool at the mouth and wax 11.000 rpm . Double cam prolific; if the money is shaft inlet/outlet mani­ right. Just to sit in it gives fold overlay with side one a feeling of power, the acting diaphragm helical. power of its compact ten- Ind. Susp., Front dmpd., litre engine leaping con­ Rear, semi-elip. fidently into life. PRICE. Models available include: STANDARD, DE-LUXE (at various Depending fantastic prices), SUPER JAMBO, G.T. This is an impressive car at any price, especially WILL IT FIT YOUR £5,789, plus £984 10s. 9id. GARAGE? Probably. tax, and I am only too NEXT WEEK, The BOE­ pleased to be able to borrow ING 707 .. . the “ IDEAL it for another few weeks, FAMILY RUNABOUT.” months or years, depending on my review. There is only one way to describe this car, however, I should say it is simply AT YOUR LOCAL CINEMAS SUPERB! I wouldn’t say this is the car for a dowager duchess CARLTON COTTAGE Rd. CAPITOL (who would?), but it CARLTON HILL, Leeds 2 HEADINGLEY, Leeds 6 MEANWOOD, Leeds 6 handles like a baby; with Circle 2/6 Stalls 2/- Circle 3/- Stalls 2/- Circle 2/6 Stalls 1/9 acceleration as crisp as a Bus Nos. 8, 32, 44, 45, 52, 53 spring radish, and gear Bus Nos. 1, 30, 33, 36. 56 Bus Nos. 1, 30, 33, 36 to change as positive as two to Fenton Street Stop Headingley Depot Stop to Mean wood and two are, er . . . five? Sunday, June 21st— 1 Day Sunday, June 21st— 4 Days It was very lively in first, Sunday, June 21st— 1 Day Bob Hope, Lucille Ball CLIFFORD EVANS second and third. I particu­ The Walking Target ® larly enjoyed using the gear THE FACTS OF LIFE ® NOEL WILLIAMS lever; short, stubby and Also Operation Bottlenck ® Also Three Came to Kill ® very masculine . . . like KISS OF THE That's the dirtiest trick I ever heard of! everything else about this Monday, June 22nd— 3 Days Monday, June 22nd— VAMPIRE ® ROD TAYLOR 6 DAYS Colour JESSICA TANDY Tom Tryon Also Janette Scott SUZANNE PLESHETTE PARANOIC ® L E A V I n g ? TIPPI HENDREN Romy Schneider ■ THE BIRDS ® Carol Lynley Thursday, June 25th— 3 Days ROLAND CAREY P Whatever the reason, why not keep in touch with Leeds Colour Jill Haworth ZIVA RODANN Burgess Meredith ■ Thursday, June 25th— 3 Days ■ John Saxon JASON AND THE take out a Union News JOHN W AYNE GOLDEN FLEECE ■ ELSA MARTINELLI Colour © LEE MARVIN THE HARDY KRUGER Also Cameron Mitchell INVASION OF THE SUBSCRIPTION HATARI © CARDINAL NORMANS © Colour Colour Colour 10/6 per year (inc. postage) BIG BEAT NITE ! ! EVERY SATURDAY Contact Union News Office (bottom corridor) AT THE CAPITOL BALLROOM - MEANWOOD DISC JOCKEY TONY-G and JACK MANN’S BIG BEAT BAND ■ I I 10 U N IO N NEW S— Friday, June 19th, 1964 Wilson Anderele shines as Leeds athletes go down LEEDS SET UAU RECORDS Irani and Quinlan WHY? BECAUSE IT'S THERE Sports in great form Shorts ILSON ADERELE was the star of the rjlHE foreigners have once again been getting at the W Leeds team which took third place in the best of our British sporting talent. Following the myster­ UAU team championships at Birmingham last ious disappearance of several top-class County cricket Saturday. He reached 23ft. lin. in the long bowlers, and the sudden ap­ jump to set a new University record, and then pearance in the Australian touring side of several new went on to set a new championship best per­ bowlers wearing false noses, beards, etc., Union News in­ formance of 48ft. 6iin. in the triple jump. vestigated. It was found that the Australian captain, Dinshawe Irani was again in good form with Simpleton, was seen lurking the discus and the shot. His throw of 156ft. 5in. in around each County ground, the discus is a new Uni­ armed with a cheque book, trophy was returned to Leeds shortly before each bowler versity record. after an absence of twenty- disappeared. six years. They beat arch- The fact that the genuine In the three miles Denis Australian bowlers have Quinlan produced another enemies Manchester by a margin of 20 points, with knocked out three square-leg University record of 14min. umpires with the ball while 5sec. He stayed with inter­ Liverpool trailing in third place. This victory was very trying to bowl at the stumps national John Whetton for supports th e M.C.C. view th a t the twelve laps, but was un­ much a team effort, everyone giving 100 per cent, effort to there is a nefarious plot to able to match Whetton’s fin­ win the Ashes for Australia ishing burst. the task of retrieving the cup from Manchester. by stealing our best bowlers. Apart from these outstand­ ing performances, the Leeds Tomorrow sees the team at “ T^NGLAND will win the athletes gained valuable Newcastle in the hope of W orld Cup in 1966." points in their events. Brian gaining another trophy, the A group of intrepid climbers from Chateau Lyddon plant the flag at the This was the forecast of Anson in the sprints, David Muir Cup. A victory here is definitely on the cards pro­ England Soccer manager Alf Cross in the half-mile, Philip summit of Leeds only mountain. Ramsbottom as he flew into Faulkner and Arthur Pinegar viding nothing unforeseen happens. Leeds have defeated London Airport yesterday in the quarter-mile hurdles, Sheffield, Durham and New­ SPORTLIGHT with the team after their Far Mick Blane in the javelin, RAG Eastern tour. He declined to Peter Dawson in the shot and castle during the season, so discus, and Brian Clarkson in there should be no reason com m ent on th e 10—0 beatin g the triple jump, all added to why they should not be de­ Living Chess which North Borneo gave the Leeds score. feated again. SAILING CLUB England, nor would he say R esult: 1 Loughborough, 2 The remaining fixtures this X IVE chessmen will be used anything about the 8—0 Birmingham, 3 Leeds. season are the Club Pentath­ in a Chess Club stunt for defeat by Communist China. lon at Weetwood on Wednes­ Rag tomorrow. The Club’s in­ RAILING CLUB has again been denied sailing When asked why only two £ Earlier in the term the day, 24th June, and a match Leeds team put on one of its tention is to hold an open-air, facilities at Roundhay this term. Matches have of the team were with him, he against the West Riding and man-sized game at the explained that the remainder best performances at Liver­ South Yorkshire on Saturday Garden of Rest by the Town had to be sailed on oppo­ Filey. The local club provides pool in the Christie Cup. The the 27th, at Weetwood. had been arrested in Peking Hall tomorrow afternoon, nents’ waters. launching, storage and club­ as Russian spies. “ We hope using human chess pieces. house facilities. to have them b ack by 1966,” Most of the Club’s boats Meanwhile, the search for Men will be used for almost have to be stored at Weet­ convenient sailing waters said Ramsbottom. all the pieces, but the roles of wood during the summer, continues. Approaches have Grow a beard ! the Queens will be taken by although one is taken to been made to the authorities two girls. controlling the local reser­ THANKS... voirs, but the risk of pollution . . . to all members and has made them adamant in Rag Beard-shaving Competition so far refusing permission. officials of societies and EXAMS FAILED ? NO DEGREE ? NO JOB ? Clubs in other areas sail on clubs who have helped over reservoirs, however, and a the year by sending in news TOWN HALL STEPS, THURSDAY sub-committee has been set for the sports page, thereby W H Y N O T up to look into the problem. keeping us off the dole. IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO ENTER ! OPEN for ENGLAND “T HE GUISELEY SCHOOL OF MOTORING,” Opening batsmen urgently needed “WANTED” 15, Ings Lane, Guiseley, Nr. Leeds. Easy hours — about 5 minutes work every fortnight Qualified Instructor— K. G. HUDSON, M.I.A.M., C.A.M.D.A. 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