AV 17 1938 -ÌH E LAW RENTIAN VoL 55. No. 15. Z 821 LAWRENCE COLLEGE, APPLETON. WIS. Thursday, January 13. 1933

Sunset to Begin Swing With Kraemer at . Pan-American Minded Executive Group Reorganization All-Greek Ball Jan. 22 Adopts Standard With New Policy Howard Kraemer's band, support­ Accounting Plan ed by lovely Alice Cooper, torch­ comes from a series of long en-! W ill he More of a Theater voiced singing star, plays for Law­ gagements at fine hotels through­ One Book keeper W i I 1 rence Greeks a week from Satur­ out the Mississippi Vrlley. Imme­ Group With Continu­ day at the second annual Inter-1 diately after the danc^ the Green Keep Accounts of All ous Activity fraternity Ball to be held at the Bay maestro and his outfit will Alexander Gym. A dollar and a )eave for another tour of Midwest­ Organizations ern states. The Sunset dramatic group has quarter will admit one couple to the big affair. Fast-stepping, with a large re-! A major change in accounting for ■tarted on a new policy for its or­ Late a favorite on the Lawrence pertoire of slow arrangements typ­ L. W. A., W. A. A, and Forensic ganization. At a meeting held on Cam pu3, Howard Kraemer's band ifies the fine style of the Kraemer Board was unanimously passed at outfit. Featured with this group is the meeting of the Executive Com­ January 10, several committees Alice Cooper, late of the famous mittee Monday afternoon. This were appointed to begin work un­ Tex Guinan s troupe of hotcha girls will provide for one bookkeeper der the new plan. Darling Tells of during its successful World's Fair for all these organizations. At this The new set-up w ill organize stay in Chicago. The singing star same meeting were suggested plans has been with the Kraemer band Sunset into more of a theatre group for the Spring prom. The possi­ for the three years of its Midwest­ bility of holding a winter carnival than it has been, and w ill enable it Patent Medicines ern tours. under the supervision of the Pep to have more activity for more of Greek will be the atmosphere of Committee was also discussed. its members. One of the difficul­ Maintains That They are the hall as mystic letters light up New Bookkeeping System ties that has always faced the club the alter of joy and rhythm. Flash-! The bookkeeping for all the cam­ Neither Patented or ing ligh*s of the crystal ball will pus activities will be done from is that with little or no continuous pattern the dark corners of the big Medicine* PRESIDENT BARROWS itemized accounts turned in by the activity, every presentation had to gym made cozy by the brushing of organization treasurers. This re­ pretty shoulders on manly chests start from scratch so far as the Mr. Stephen Darling, associate lieves them of their former task, various details of staging were con­ The Ball is the annual affair of and leaves them only the monthly professor of chemistry, spoke in the Lnterfratcrnity council to raise report and their explanation of it. cerned. Convocation last Tuesday morning money for the sending ot delegates Lorenz Is Leader New Opportunities on the subject, "Patent Medicines." | These reports w ill also be reviewed to the National Inter fraternity by the Executive Committee • Under the new plan there will be Mr. Darling maintained that patent Council in New York City. Student through its finance committee. opportunity to carry the work of medicines are neither patented nor Body social chairman Schmerein. In Pan-American The announcement of the pub­ producing plays over between pro­ medicines. An attempt to patent active campus promoter, handles ductions. A few of the advantages any or all of the group would serve licity ehailmsn and tk- «Ucnratiun the managerial reins for the Greek Croup Format idii committee for the Prom will be which w ill be evident are: the train­ as a death sentence becausc they boys. ing of new members, offering could never pass the tests. A trade made at the next meeting. The Any money made over the coun­ tentative date has been set for the Heelers a better chance to become name may, however, be copyright­ cil expenses registers in the cof­ President Barrows Speaks first Friday after the Spring vaca­ familiar with stage work; the build- ! ed, and the copyright renewed re­ fers of the social committee to be tion. A questionnaire on the cur­ ing of new and necessary sets and ; peatedly. used toward the acquisition of a big At Preliminary Meet­ rent season's social program and the repairing of old, and teaching the Nature Helps band for the Spring Prom. "Loyal Prom will be presented at a con­ art of make-up. Mr. Darling stated that nature Greeks and Lawrcntians should all ing at Hearthstone vocation in the near future. • The publicity which has up to works against most man-made crea­ push this big affair,” say leading Last Saturday afternoon an Ap­ Winter Carnival now been inadequate due to lack tions, but that it is very co-opera- Greek*, Boh Arthur and Cliff Bur­ of experience and time will be tive in the case of patent medicines. • ton. pleton chapter of the Pan American Tom Jacobs, pep chairman, pre­ sented tentative plans for a win­ taken cure of by a regular depart­ Ninety percent of human indisposi- I Ticket managers have set up League was formed after a prelim­ ment which will work throughout tion< are cured by nature. ter carnival. It is hoped, if the stands at all fraternity houses and inary meeting at the Hearthstone the year. ♦ “Why then do patent mcdicrnes at Brokaw. The tickets sell for a plans are formulated and followed The hoads of the new comn.itt2€?. exist and «ntha-e?”Mr. Darfchg A- j dollar and a quarter. The dance Tea Room. Miss Charlotte Lofenz, through, that the Carnival will are: make-up, Dorothy Below; cos­ plained that testimonials are the will be informal. Free buses leave professor of Spanish, has been di­ duplicate the enthusiasm and suc­ tume, Dorothy Brown; painting. life-giving agency. A very small Ormsby at 9:00 with stops at Pea­ recting Ihe organization of this cess of this year's Homecoming. He Jean Meyer; lighting. Ed Marcellus; fraction of the testimonials are body and Sage. One w ill be at group, which is the first in Wis­ is also working on plans tj follow sound, music and properties, Martha fraudulent, a small number are paid the gym aficr the dance. consin. the basketball team on one of its Lyon; business, Everett Baumann; for. but the great majority are Says last year’s Freshman Beauty President Barrows spoke to the trips, possibly to Ripon. It will be stage and scenery, Roger Fischer. honest convictions of users. Queen. Betty Schaiblc, “The Greeks group about the Central Ameri­ a repetition of the Carroll trip of Secrecy a Menace have 'em- and give ’em.” can Countries which he visited in last fall, and if arranged, will pro­ DU SHANES GO'SOUTH Governmental attempts to pass 1938 as a representative for the Car­ vide an interesting weekend. Mr. Donald M. DuShane, assist­ restrictive laws have not been suc­ negie Endowment for International ant professor of government, and cessful. Manufacturers state that A Frolicking ISetc Year Peace. He showed the widely dif­ his wife spent the Christmas holi­ divulgence would open the manu­ ferent characteristics of the vari­ Forum Will Meet days in Indianapolis, Indiana, and facturing to anyone, but the real Starts Tomorrow Night ous republics in racial make-up. Tonight; Rabbi L. Miami, Florida. reason is that if the consumer could “Anni ’37 doesn't live here from a political and social point of see that his favorite tonic was a anymore.” Come and meet her view, as well as differences in ge­ Baron Is Speaker concoction of flavored sugar and sister Anno Domini 1938 at the ography and climate. He stressed As a prelate to the chapel pro­ EXAMINATION SCHEDULE water, the sale would be consider­ Alexander Mansion on Observa­ the importance of adequate diplo­ gram on Friday. Rabbi L. Baron of First Semester, 1937-1938 ably reduced. The awe and hence tory Hill. Will be at home 7 - 8 matic service to these countries, and Milwaukee will lead the Student Examinations are schedul­ confidence inspired by secrecy on Friday night. 10c door charge. spoke of the excellence of the diplo­ Forum meeting tonight. He wilt ed (for periods not to exceed would be destroyed. matic service in Brazil, which has discuss the topic, “What Christians three hours) at 8:30 a. m. and resulted in the great territorial ex­ and Jews Owe to Each Other" at 1:30 p. m. on the days indicat­ pansion of this country without the 8 o’clock in the English Literature ed. Any examinations not de­ waging of a single war. Room of Main Hall. finitely provided for in the No Hero, Born or Made, Of Interest to Students The Rabbi is a realistic speaker schedule will be held at times The students at Lawrence either on the problem of Jewish persecu­ to be set by the Instructors in connection with the Peace Group tion, religious and economic intol­ concerned. Can Dodge the Sniffles or the International Relations Club, erance. He is recognized as one Jan. 27. Thursday: may desire to study the Latin ot the most liberal and progressive American Countries. Because a re­ churchmcn in his field and is a a. m. Psychology 11, both sec­ we sat in front of a piano for two By Grada De More ciprocal understanding between the prominent leader of young people. tions Stephan Hero had the sniffles. hours every day. and nothing had two Americas becomes increasingly He has led many racial groups m p. m. Classes meeting at 11:90 They didn't interfere with his happened, we expected a minimum important both from a commercial Christian youth assemblies and M W F violin playing, but only indicated of six hours a day. He told us that standpoint and in the interests of conferences. In view of the grow­ Jan. 28. Friday: that he might major under Gabriel sometimes he doesn't practice for a peace, they w ill no doubt be inter ing tension in Poland, Rumania, a. m. Freshman English, all as a trumpet prodigy if he so de­ week at a time. Now, you children ested in the formation of this group and Palestine is well as G e r m a n y , sections sired. Coming up from the Uni­ of the Pan-American League. this meeting touches a sore spot in p. m. Physical Education, all versity of Kentucky by train, he The Pan American League has present human affairs. sections had to desist from blowing his nose chapters in various Central Amer­ Jan. 29, Saturday: in the sleeper. He himself said that LAWRENTIAN PICTURE ican countries and in different a. m. ('lasses meeting at 10:00 every time he did the whole car The Lawrentian picture for the parts of the United States with M W F would wake up or at least turn Ariel will be taken at 1:15 P M. headquarters in Miami, Florida p. m. Classes meeting at 8:00 T over, as if in preparation for judge­ tomorrow afternoon, according to Besides the regular chapters there T S ment day. Grace Cooley. Ariel editor. All are many student clubs, twenty Jan. 31, Monday: vFor the sniffles, Stephan Hero members of the business and edi­ three in Chicago alone. a. m. Classes meeting »t 9:00 used that old-fashioned, un-patent- torial staffs must be at Harwood's, Alms of Leagu; M W F ed medicine cure of a large white third floor Zuclke Building, at that The aim of the League is to fur­ p. m. Classes meeting at 2:30 M handkerchief. (Testimonial.) As time. W F he discussed his cold with the mul­ ther through cultural and social Feb. 1, Tuesday: titude around him after the per­ channels, the friendly relations ex­ a. m. Classes meeting at 8:00 M formance, his nose, straight and isting between Central and South W F well-shaped, was slightly red. He America and the United States, This the League proposes to do by p. m. Speech 7, both sections should have come around the fol­ Frl. Jan. 14, Faculty recital. acquiring a deeper insight into the Feb. 2, Wednesday: lowing day and heard about Pro­ Sat. Jan. 15, Lawience vs. Ar­ history and civilization of Latin a. m. Classes meeting at 9:00 T fessor Darling and his cold, and mour Institute, Chicago, wrest­ America through hearing well T S perhaps they could have compared ling, here. qualified speakers and through p. m. Elementary Foreign Lan­ notes. One point of sim ilarity is Zeta Tau Alpha, Formal. guages, all sections that they are both handkerchief smaller study groups. Alpha Delta Pi Formal. If members of the International Feb. 3, Thursday: addicts. They both have black hair, Lawrence vs. Carroll, basket­ Relations Club or the Peace Group a. m. Classes meeting at 10:00 both find the violin a playable in­ ball, there. T T S strument, both are called Stephen, are interested in this League, either Columbus Common Club p. m. Classes meeting at 1:30 or Steve. Only one is a Hero and as individuals or in their groups, swimming meet. M W F the other a Darling. As Stephan further information may be ob Tues. Jan. 18. Beloit vs Law ­ tained from Miss Lorenz. Feb. 4, Friday: Hero sniffled, a big box of Kleenex, STEPHAN HERO rence basketball, here. a. m. Elementary Economics, left over from Play Production Beloit vs. Lawrence, swim­ all sections class, was handed to him, w hich ac­ of the violin, don’t try to be a sec­ MIXED SWIM SATURDAY ming. here. p. m. Classes meeting at 11:00 tion produced a hearty laugh. He ond Stephan and say to your teach­ Polar Bears will gather for a Sat. Jan. 22, Intcrfraternity Ball. on T T S agreed that it was the ideal present ers, “Stephan Hero didn’t practice. mixed swim at the gym on Sat­ Lake Forest vs. Lawrence, bas­ Feb. 5, Saturday: for sniffles. Why must I?” The moral of this urday afternoon from two to ketball, there, a. m. Classes meeting at 1:30 Just out of curiosity we asked story is that he practiced when he four. Both the faculty and the Thurs., Jan. 27, Semester Exam­ on T/T him how long he practiced every students are invited to Join in inations begin. day. Remembering the time when Turn to Page 3 the big splash. ft

Page Two THE LAWRENTIAN Thursday* January 13. 1938

Compares Science Explorer Registration to Rosenberg, Gelbke Hero Acclaimed Put Out Sage Fire With Technology Commence Jan. 27 Before Firemen Came By Large Crowd

In Convocation W ill Continue at Regis­ In the account of the fire at Rus­ Voung Virtuoso Plays trar’s Office Through sell Sage dormitory which the Law- “Mode Espagnole" by Millin Proven Separate rentian carried last week, it was February 7 Fullin wider Identities of Words are erroneously stated that Jack Ros­ enberg and Eric Gelbke, college Commonly Inseparable Registration for the second semes­ A sizeable crowd attended the ter will be held throughout the employes, were unsuccessful in third concert of this year's Artist examination period from Thursday, their attempt to extinguish the “Science deals with hypotheses; Series, which featured Stephan He­ January 27, to Saturday, February blaze. technology with laws", said Mr. 5, in addition to the regular date ro, young violin virtuoso, on Mon­ What actually happened was that John S. Mi 11 is, dean, in a compari­ of registration on Monday, Febru­ day evening, January 10. Mr. Hero Rosenberg and Gelbke attempted to son of science and technology in ary 7, according to an announce­ presented a strictly classical pro­ ment from the dean's office. The put out the blaze with hand ex­ Convocation on last Friday morn* gram which met with the enthusias­ hours will be from 9:00 to 12:00, tinguishers, and were driven from ing. and from 1:30 to 4:00 except on the room by the fumes from them tic appreciation of the audience. Mr. Millis proposed to prove the Saturday when it will be from 9:00 before the fire was out. They then Choosing for his opening number separate identities of science and to 12:00. Registration on Monday, used the hall fire hose and ex­ “Chaconne" by Vitali, he went from technology. Common conception February 7. may be made during tinguished the blaze before the city the hours 8:00 to 12:00 and 1:30 to that into the Mendelssohn concerto tends to link the two together as fire department arrived. 3:30. which demonstrated especially fine » I most inseparable. The Lawrentian story of last The routine Is t« be observed Technology deals in certainty, week was taken from the official fingering, expert bowing and mas­ as follows: Obtain yoar regis­ science hopes for discrepancies. report of the fire from the business terly technique. In the Paderewski tration eard which was made oat office, which was erroneously as­ sonata for violin and piano. Opus 13, Technology lives in its faith in the DR. T. C. rOULTEK last September at the office of correctness of natural laws and is sumed to be correct. Hero also demonstrated his mas­ the Registrar. If this registra­ tery of all phases of violin tech­ practical. Science may be imprac- » •• r 1 tion is correct, indicate yoar ap­ tical and independent of human AnttTCUC t^xplorer nique. In somewhat lighter vein proval and select a convocation Trever, Raney and was "Praeludium and Allegro" by needs. Technology contents its e lf1 seat. If the registration does not with .security rather than explora- ; Will Address Local Cummings Attend Kriesler. meet with your approval, con- Undoubtedly the high spot of the tion; it gives contentment to the Chemical Society salt Mr. Millis or Mlao Cope In fhysie^ sc^ .W.hile science serves Df Thoma, c Poult Director Meetings in East program from the standpoint of au­ the dean's office concerning dience interest, was “Mode Espag­ the mind. Science'dc-^tth mdi- of Research Foundation of the Three Lawrence faculty members changes which yon desire to nole" by Dr. Percy Fullinwider of v.dual eases; technology .s mostly.U , . of Technology. make. Then select a convocation attended the annual meeting of the generalizations, according to M r.r m-fc America!} History Association at the Conservatory of Music. w ill^J^ak before the local section seat. * Millis. Philadelphia during the Christmas For his final selection he sub­ of the American. Chemical Society Payment of Fees stituted “Polonaise in D Major" for Two Diverse Fields The last requirement of regis­ holidays. They were Mr. A. A. at ft:30 P. M. tonight in the chemis­ the selection announced on the pro­ 'Technology may be either anti­ tration is the payment of fees in Trever, Mr. W. F. Raney and Mr. try lecture room. Science Hall, on gram. Miss Marjorie Briggs offered social or social. Science cannot tl|p business office. (If you wish Richard Cummings of the history the subject, “Science in the Ant­ an admirable contribution to the adapt itself to man: man must adapt the *liHh y n t home, you should department. The meeting of the arctic.” program as accompanist. himself to science," stated Mr. Mil- notify the easiness office im ­ American Political Science Asso­ Dr. Poulter was Director of Phy- ciation was held at the same time. I is- >vyc ™ nn<* say ? hich * mtor e !sicaf Research on the last Byrd ex- mediately so that payment for the important for we can t compare two u> areh Projects. Dr. Poulter was registration fee will apply). If were read tftclng the development Mr. Paul Beaver, assistant pro­ your account must be paid in in­ of ideas embodied in it. Some of fessor of zoology, and Mr. Lincoln lijm t arte necessary. PWfci t %___ . stallments, it is imperative that the prominent men on the program R. Thiesmeyer, assistant professor companies have both technicians ' * ^ t,on lQ.. ^ v n^ - .rfyou ’ make arrangements with Mr. were Charles A. Beard. Karl Beck­ of geology, attended the convention .n d pure scientists. Dr PouUtr wU1 »*»•" aU of h,s Watts for deferred payments be­ er of Cornell, Dr. Macllwaine, pro­ of the American Association for. movies taken during the expedition W«r4s Important fessor of political science at H ar­ the Advancement of Science which! . d at the Elite theater from 5:15 to 6:30. fore registration. In closing, Dean Millis The fee for change in your pro­ vard. Max Lerner. editor of the was held in Indianapolis during the The type of the film strip neces- the importance of seeing more sig , .__ grams after you have indicated "Nation.” and Walter Hamilton of Christmas vacation. Professor Beav­ nificsnce in a word than merely t h e «ts es a showing from a fireproof your approval of the registration Yale. The president of the Asso­ er attended the symposium of the definition. “An educated person ] . . . . . Is one dollar per change. The ciation is Guy Stanton Ford of Min­ American Society of Parasitology. knows that words are symbols of ,s ,r\V,‘ed to atteKn^ fee for late registration, that is, nesota. The meetings ran from Monday thought and have meaning in their i ih.e the ^ ie but after 3:30 P. M. on Monday. Feb­ Mr. Trever also attended meet­ through Friday. There were demon­ admission to the latter will be by a association with experience," con­ ruary 7. or the failure to select a ings of the American Philological strations of the latest scientific dis* complimentary ticket only which cluded Mr. Millis. convocation seat, is three dollars. Association and of the American eoveries. The theme of the conven-1 may be obtained from Mr. Kenneth It will save the time of all stu­ Archeological Association which tion was the relation of science to Craig, secretary of the Chemical dents If they will register during were in session at the same time. the social world. Rental Pictures Society, at Science Hall. the examination period, since there will be a smaller crowd at that time. Students are, there­ Available Feb. 3 Ariel Sponsors fore, to register at their earliest Camera Contest convenience. COAL!COKE! Twenty-Five New Color The latest thing in winter night­ The first call for Ariel fodder is wear for coeds is not sophisticated Reproductions Added out. All camera enthusiasts are in- satin and lace, but pajamas of out­ ICE! To Colleetion | vited to submit pictures illustrative ing flannel that have hoods and of campus life. The pictures are to feet attached. Woolly snuggle pup­ be judged by Bob Iscly, Ariel staff Twenty-five new rental pictures, pies give the girls something to cud­ photographer and famed for his recently added to the rental col- dle up to on cold winter nights. ability with the camera. Those win­ lection of Ihe college, will go on ning pictures will receive prizes— LUTZ ICE CO. display on January 28 in the li­ first, $5 00, second, $3.00, and third Phone 2 306 N. Superior brary. Students will be allowed to $2 .00 . The winning pictures will sign for them for rental dur.ng the appear in the feature section of this second semester at that time, and vear's Ariel. The contest closes on CORONA w ill be able to have them when the Tuesday, March 15. exhibit closes on February 3. Four 'J ûJ æ o HM other displays w ill be sponsored by Sociology Review Has the art department in the next few 'nom e fo i weeks, according to Mr. Alden Me- Articles by Boettiger $1* * A W IS H 4 For EFFICIENT and grew, instructor in art. Mr. Louis A. Boettiger, profcssor The exhibit of etchings now of sociology, reviewed the follow­ DEPENDABLE WORK showing in the Library will be ing two books in the "American So­ followed by the American Artists' ciological Review for December, WE RENT — REPAIR Group exhibit of lithographs, etch­ CALL 1937:" “Auguste Comte and the ings and woodcuts, and on Febru­ All Makes of Typewriters United States (1816-1853)” from the ary 3. Tom Dietrich of Appleton series, “Harvard Studies in Ro­ will show some of his work. A mance languages. Vol. II”, by Rich­ E. W. SHANNON group of soap sculptures will be Patterson Plumbers mond L. Hawkins; and “Modern So­ 300 E. College Ave. displayed for two weeks beginning Phone 4900 213 E. College Ave. January 24. ciologists: Auguste Comte,” by F. S. TeL 86 Marvin. The new rental picture:; repre­ sent the finest single addition to 1 the rental collection. They are all i si/cable color reproductions attrac- \ SHE WILL WANT HER FLOWERS lively framed, and are works of rccognized masters and the finest i — From — of contemporary painters. Students The High Quality of 1 will have first chance at renting them, and faculty members will be V.\iM>Ei\RERG able to rent those left after the dis­ play is taken down. Among the older pictures of the GREENHOUSE collcction are works by Mainardi, a POTTS * WOODS 15th Century Italian, Rembrandt, MARKET GARDEN & FLORAL CO. Vermeer. and Holbein. These 1107 E. Wis. Are. TeL 1696 works are the famous "Youth with the Red Hat." “The Student." 'The College representatives: W . Cochrane. D. Bergstrom DAIRY PRODUCTS Pearl Necklace." and "Portrait of an Astronomer." The impressionists are represent­ are rccognized by Lawrcnce College. ed by Van Gogh, Sisley and Man­ et. There are two of Van Gogh's works, “Bridge at Arles’’ and "Res­ T O W N T A X I taurant Serine.” There are three We have supplied Lawrence with landscapes by Manet and one, "Banks of Ling." by Sisley, a 19th 1 PHONE our products for many years. century Englishman. Winslow Homer, a 19th Century American, has two seascapes. Grant 10c PER PERSON Wood’s "Stone City" Is also avail­ able. Frank Brangwyn, a contcmp- ' orary Englishman, i^ represented by 3 , 4 0 N E his “Buccaneers.” There are also a o r 5 S T O P POTTS & W O O D num ber of ship and harbor scenes j by contemporary French painters, i PASSENGERS INSURED •II good but not well known. Thursday, January 13, 1938 T H E LA WRENT1AN Fags three

Big Apple Shines Bright To Wed Library Purchases Faculty to Give Rental Books Front

SiiÉ» Student Preferences Second Recital With Polishers Working ' In response to the preferences ex-1 pressed by the student body and the O rig in a l Composition o l faculty, the library has purchased Overtime for Practice the following new rental books Cyril* Daniel W ill from the special fund given by one Be Featured of the members of the board of T was the weather that got us started again on the subject of apples. trustees: Cloete, Stuart—The Turn­ Original compositions of Cyrus There was the snow so white, and then it seemed one thing just I ing Wheels; Salminen, Sally—Ka­ Daniel, professor of theory and naturally led to another. It must have been the warmth of our trina; Sackville-West, V.— Pepita; composition, will be featured on the room and snow outside falling past the window which creatcd the pleas­ Curie. Eve— Madame Curie; Halper, second of a series of Lawrence C on­ ant illusion of apple blossoms in balmy May. That glow of health which A.—The Chute; Hooton. Ernest A.— Jack Frost imprinted upon the cheeks of our lads and fair lassies gay servatory faculty recital.-; at 8:30 Apes. Men, and Morons; Rascoc, B. completed the picture, and we became filled with visions of big, red o’clock on Friday evening, January apples. Of a Saturday night last we are told our visions of big apples —Before I Forget; Zweig, S.— The 14, at Peabody Hall. Mr. Daniel, became reality in some of the social bright spots, and there were tales Buried Candelabrum; Hewitt and vho was on leave of absence last of shining up to objects besides apples and profs. Some there were who Mather—Adult Education; Thurber, year, completed the work for his forgot to peel their eyes, and found themselves shining the floor, with J. — Let Your Mind Alone; Pilgrim, Master’s degree at Yale University, a shiner as a result. Ah, but we just happened to think, apples have D avid—So Great a Man; Tilman, H. where he studied Composition with worms — be on hand to examine if our big apple houses a sneakin’, W —The Ascent of Nauda Deir; David Stanley Smith. The New creepin’ worm. In the meantime, remember our Lawrence motto is Bridge, Ann- Enchanter's Night­ Haven Symphony Orchestra at that “Light”, so shine on, little apple polishers, shine on! shade. time performed Mr. Daniel's tone Sorority Formal |------Coward, Noel,—Present Indica­ poem “Nocturne," scored for full Saturday evening, the Zeta Tau tive; Tarkington. Booth — Rum bin orchestra: his string quartet, in­ Alphas are giving their winter for­ Galleries; Lin Yutang—The Impor­ cluded on next week’s recital, was Brokauites Enter tance of Living; Roberts. Cecil— played by the Yale Faculty string mal at the Hearthstone. Ralph Wil- MISS JEANETTE JONES Victoria 4:40; Van Loon. H — The quartet. polt's orchestra will play, and Mr. Social Swim With Arts; Crow, Carl— 404 Million Cus­ The program will be as follows: and Mrs. Warren Beck and Mr. and Open Door Policy i , f tomers; V ladim ir— Onre a Commis­ Piano Sonata No. 3 Mrs. Lawrence W. Towle will be Jeanette Jones to sar; Kaufman and Hart—I’d Rather Allegro agitato the chaperons. Miss Ruth Cope, Be Bight; Cronin—The Citadel: Andant? espressivo Mr. and Mis. Charles Flory, Mr. On Sunday, January 9, the coun-j Wed John Tongren Hansen, Harry (ed.) O. Henry Me­ Rondo—Finale and Mrs. W. M. VanHcrn and Miss selors of Brokaw inaugurated the The engagement of Miss Jeanette morial Award Prise Stories of 1937; Gladys Brainard Virginia Schrier w ill be the guests. Day, Clarence—Life With Mother; Four short songs for Baritone plan of bringing girls over for Sun­ Jones, instructor in geology, to Mr. The circus came to town last Sun* Ichikawa. Haruho—Japanese lLady Through your eyes (J. C. M iller) day afternoon when the pledges day dinner. Those partaking expres­ Juhn C. Tongren of Ridgway. Pa., la Earope; Woollcott, A.—Woolcott's Nirvana (J. H. Wheelock) Of Zeta Tau Alpha entertained rep­ sed themselves as having enjoyed it. was announced by her parents at Second Reader; Fishback, M.—One Benediction (Eleanor Powers) resentatives of the other sorority It’s up to the fellows of the Hall to to a Customer; Ludwig. Emil—Cleo- The Torch (Florence Keene» pledge groups at o circus party. a party at her home during thej carry on. patro; Coffin, R. P.—Kennebec Riv­ Marshall Hulbeit The names, following the theme of Christmas vacation. The wedding er. String Quartet in A Major, on the party, included pinning the The Brokawites are also flirting will take place in June. Themes from ‘'Barbara Allen” trunk on the elephant and imitat­ with the idea of having a skating Miss Jones is a graduate of Law­ Theme and Allegro ing animals. Refreshments, con­ party on the tennis courts next sisting of hamburgers, cookies, and rence College and a member of! ISegro Soprano to la m e n t cokes were served. week. If it goes through, the plan is^ Alpha Delta Pi sorority. She also Finale Sing January 23 First Violin—Percy Fullinwider Hedffes and Pledge Parties to bring theii dates in for refresh- studied at Northwestern University' Second Violin—Edward Mutmu, Sunday morning, at Dean Wa­ ments. terman's studio, Sigma Alpha Iota where she received her master's de- Miss Catherine Van Buren, a col­ Jr. pledged Muriel Engelland and Ruth An ice carnival is in the offing grPef and is now president of the ored soprano singer, will present a Viola—Cyrus Daniel liven. for next semester, but more of this Appleton branch of the American concert of ne8 ro spirituals and con- ’Cello—El win Wienandt The pledges of Kappa Alpha anon. cert numbers at the Congregational Association of University Women. Theta were in charge ol the annual jn meantime, Brokaw inmates i Church on Sunday, January 23. at Fisk University of colored students. barbecue j; upper given at the sor- j are burning the midnight oil in a Mr. Tongren was graduated from 4:30. No admission will be charged, and of the Oberlin School of Mu- but an offering w ill be taken. I sic. She is establishing a consider- oritv looms on Tuesday evening. too vain (as they’ll soon discovert Pennsylvania State collcge and re­ Miss VanBuren is a graduate of able reputation in musical circles. Harriet Peters acted as chairman effort to make up for lost time. ceived his Ph. D. degree from the of the committee in charge. Institute of Paper Chemistry. He is Tht? liucr.ts present were the Misse* Anne Jones, Elizabeth Fox. now employed as a research chem­ Sinners, Maxine Schalk;, Jane Tay­ Santa Peddles ist with the Ham m erm ill Paper lor. Dorothy Doer, Nancy Metier, company, Erie Pa. He is a member Jeanette McArdle. and Baibaia Fitting Gifts of Alpha Chi Sigma fraternity. Lewis. Sport Dance To Brokaw Boys/Vo /fero, Born or Made, The pledges of Delta Sigma Tau royally entertained the actives and On December 15, last year, the Can Dodge the Sniffle» guests at a radio-sport dance on Brokaw Boys held their perennial CONTINUED^ FROM PAGE 1 Saturday evening, January 8 . The Christmas party at which Robert chaperons were Mr. and Mrs. Law­ Leverenz acted as Santa Claus. was a little boy and became a child rence W. Towle. Mr. Marshall After the usual unnecessary apol­ prodigy, and maybe when you're Hulbcrt, Miss Kathryn Dapp, Miss ogies for gifts and the awarding of Martha Rodda, and Mr. Francis famous . . . . and maybe not. the much coveted stein to Sig Ep Protlor. In all, over thirty-five We decided to follow this genius pledge Bill Owen, Santa turned his couples came to the party. strain up. and so we asked him if he role over to Robert Arndt who Sigma Phi Epsilon has three new were lempermental. “I have been wanted to answer John Paul Jones's members who were initiated on temper mental," he admitted with a Monday, January ninth. They are: prayer for a blond in cellophane. A grin, “and once I broke a violin. Bill Masterson, Stevens Point; Glen red head was forthcoming, but John Just threw it down and smashed it Lockerv, Roshult; and Wesley Paul retired just as content. — but it was just as if 1 hadn't—it Perschbachcr, West Bend Following this Ed Chambers was was a terrible violin." That was Delta Tau Delta'a new"treasurer ■ ca,,ed u P°n as the only member of. two years ago. Now he is a man, and assistant treasurer are Will the exclusive Shovel Club, to de- and the head of a family, and the Beck and Wayne Cochrane, re­ liver a scholarly dissertation on! proprietor of the sniffles, spectively. noteworthy attempts to indulge in Song F « t gustatory delights. Beta pledge The Delta Gammas will be the Ray Lutgert came through as a REED and WOODWIND PLAYERS next sorority to be entertained at dark horse winner. Chuck Goes the Beta House. The Betas and the was designated as best qualified to You are invited to attend a Woodwind and Saxophone Clinic under direction of Rudy D.G's. wia indulge in song, etc., ply the shovel by virtue of his en­ Levey, clarinetist of Chicago Theatre Orchestra and Radio Fame, who will be at our this Sunday. January 16. lightening bull sessions. Also Keith store Firday afternoon and evening. Bring in your problems and troubles this is a At the Phi Tau house, the most McClatchey and Bill Clark were fine opportunity to discuss woodwinds with a professional who plays them all and talked of event of the moment is elected to the reclusive Brokaw ^ Morg Spangle’s new tooth, which Probate Chapter of Phi Beta Kappa, has had years of experience in the field. , we hope is here this time to slay. each receiving a dummy key. And Mr. Levey will also demonstrate the latest models in woodwinds and saxaphones as summa cum laude, A1 Friedholdt ; manufactured by the C. G. Conn Co. Mi** SeJirier Attend* w’as awarded the tin scholarship ( Remember, you have a date with us, Friday, the 14th mug. New Y'ork Plays, Opera The party ended with the pres-t Miss Virginia Schrier, instructor enation of a pipe to Mr. Robert | MEYER-SEEGER MUSIC CO. in English, spent the Christmas hol­ Durbrow “from the fellows.” 116 W . College Ave. idays ¡n New York. W hile there, she attended various plays and operas. juiV'VWWWW W W W W W VW W W W W W W 4 She enjoyed especially Father Mal- SSiiAAAiA/kAAAAifVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiV achy’s “Miracle”, and Lunt's “Am­ HENRY N. MARX phitryon”. the *38 adaption. She al­ so saw “Julius Caesar” done in mo­ ESTATE dern dress in which Orson Wells Jewelry Since 1910 plays Brutus. He manages and di­ 212 E. College Ave. Appleton rects the play himself. Value in Dry Cleaning 1 A SMOOTH M TE by using jjjj AN UNFORGETTABLE DANCE SCINTILLATING MNSIC The Method . . . AND FLOWERS Our fine dry cleaning will renew the original charm of your apparel You are assured of the best dry cleaning possible and are dealing with an organization of — From — responsibility. Let us serve youl 518 W . COLLEGE AVE. PHONE 667 307 E. COLLEGE AVE The Riverside Greenhouse U MEED A L aINIRY & ZoRIC C lEANEPS 128 No. Oneida Phan» 3012 Page Four THE LAWRENTIAN Thursday, January 13. 193Ç

The La w r e n t ia n Appleton Gets Publifhed every Thursday during the col­ Another Chance lege year by the Lawrentian Board of Con­ GRIN AND BEAR IT trol of Lawrence College, Appleton. Wis. Bf Lkktf A few weeks ago the Lawrentian called student attention to a deplorable 1937 Member 1938 lack of consideration shown to a negro Associated GoUeftwle Press student from the University of Wisconsin who spoke at the Congregational Church. All-American We pointed out at the time that popular Entered as secend clasi matter Sept. 20. 1910 at the port office at Appleton, Win., opinion was the important factor in the under the art of March 3, 1879 policy of business establishments in such P rnted by the Post Publishing Company, matters. A pp’eton. Wis. Subscription p.ic«1 $2.50. EDITORIAL STAFF The action of Mr. Hanna in bringing ROBERT MOTT ...... Editor-m-chiet a talented negro singer to his church on HENRY JOHNSON ...... Managing Editor January 23 furnishes the student body RUTH PERRY ...... Desk Editor here a chance to do their bit toward put­ DEPARTMENTAL EDITORS WESLEY PERSCHBAC11ER ting racial relations and attitudes in Ap­ Student Activities pleton on a sounder basis. The singer, JANET RIESBERRY ...... Administration a girl of culture and fine training, will JO E KOFFEND ...... Sports HELEN BAUER. RUTH BAUER ... Society have something to offer those students JOHN FULTON ...... Faculty who can appreciate good music given with PENELOPE TRICK ...... Feature the understanding which culture and mas­ RUTH CH A PELLE ...... Exchange REPORTORIAL STAFF tery of technique makejpossible. Barbara Bartley, Anne Blakeman. Herb Students here can give this girl some­ Burgess, Stanley Cole. Bob Collins, Grada thing in their turn. They can show her DeMore, Jane Gilbert, Helen Glennon. Ruth Harvey. Dorothy Johnson, Cneiles Koerble, by attending her performance, that they Marian Krueger. Ruth Leopold. Martha are able to use intelligent standards in Lyon. Joe Morton, George Mowbray. Anne judging individual members of the black McNamer, Fern Munroe. Florence Perry, race. Dick Potter, Bruce Stevens, Dan Wolter- ding, Jack White. Edwin Bayley, Robert This will not of course bring any stiff­ Schockley, Ottilie Buerger, Helen Pcdley, necked (and, incidentally, law-breaking) Elizabeth Struschild. Janet Weber, Mary business houses to their knees immediate­ Ann Fink, Phillis Simonton. EDITORIAL COUNCIL ly. It is, rather, a chance to put ourselves Everett Bauman Robeit l^vereiu individually on the right track in such Marian Humleker Betty Morrison matters, and that is the first step. Henry Johnson Selden Spencer Wesley Perschbacher BUSINESS STAFF JOHN RIESEN ...... Business Manager “I ran tell yon belter if the books balance as soon as I gel the results of DON NEVERM AN Assist. Business Manager the third rare!” BETTY KLEINER ...... Collections erryscoops C H A RLES VAU D ELL ...... Circulation E some payment for this service and reserve For Better Bookkeeping That weather-beaten, storm-ridden, the responsibility for their own when they More About Hamar House Late in the 1936-37 school year the' campus-worn institution known as the Following the appearance of last are able and wish to take it, the new W.A.A. thought it had discovered a $50 heart has gone on a good binge of late, week's editorial on Hamar House, some arrangement will probably serve a valu­ overdraft in its accounts, and the Execu­ and seems to be tacking its'way back to objections have reached our ears, and able end. tive Committee made up the difference. heaven knows where. Brazil sends its because of this circumstance, we take this It was later discovered that the overdraft Kemler-ward, forgetting that trees one opportunity to further enlarge our posi­ was merely an oversight—that the Activ­ Quotable Quotes sings about in one’s sleep might grow in tion on the subject. ity fee allotment had never been turned “Without waiting for the slow im­ Minnesota too. Kemler to Calhoun is the It was claimed by one who is in a over to the Association. The whole inci­ provement of human nature through eu­ next jaunt, but it finds a better home good position to know that more students dent looks like inefficient bookkeeping. genics, great progress can be made toward from Calhoun to Tindall. Another short made use of Hamar House than was pop­ This sort of thing can easily happen the 'good society’ by the better develop­ ularly supposed, more, as a matter of here, where trained bookkeepers are rari­ ment of the capacities we already pos­ fact, than our last week's opinion pre- ties among the students, and for this rea­ sess.” Dr. Edwin Grant Conklin, profes­ Mipposcd. That Is, obviously, a perfectly son it appears that the Executive Com­ sor emeritus at Princeton University, well taken objection to our stand, espe­ mittee did well in getting the college to maintains that a vast educational program cially since the objector believed that be­ take over the bookkeeping duties of is needed to off-set "social stagnation" cause of this circumstance, the campus L.W.A., W.A.A., and the Forensic Board, which has permitted scientific achieve­ would suffer a distinct loss in the event putting these activities on the same basis ment to run far ahead of development of that Hamar House were abandoned as a with the Lawrentian and Ariel. human nature and social progress. tack from Tindall to Gettleman, and then student gathering place. It would be better of course, if the "A man should remember what you that at-home feeling from Gettleman to So we would do well to make clear students were to accept all the responsi­ said and not how you said it.” Prof. Lee Brown where history repeats itself. How­ right now that our motives are not en­ bility, but in the absence of qualified un­ Norvelle, head of the speech department ever, on the latter stop, the old pump tirely negative and destructive in regard dergraduates, it is probably better to del­ of Indiana University, argues that good was cooled out, and bounded over to to llamar House. We believe, rather, that egate the responsibility to competent I speech should be as unobtrusive as a Everett, where it found but momentary that building, while insufficient to really hands. As long as the students make I man's clothing. comfort. Won’t some human soul bring fill the needs of a student union, yet fur­ the Bromo-Seltzer and show this poor nishes a sort of stop-gap which keeps the broken ticker the way to go home? need here from being acute, and so is an # * * actual barrier to filling that need more The World Is Too Much With Us Hope for humanity: the Delta Sigs adequately. Moreover, it diverts student play all their ping-pong above board. funds for a relatively ■'useless purpose HESE psychology courses really he deserves a place among the great scep­ • • • when those funds might be put to a more T open your eyes. Once you have the tics of history. Perhaps it was a mat­ Brahm ’s lullaby ought to be classifications of the types of men ter of mere chance—the first faculty mem­ generally satisfactory use. the next issue to be brought be­ in mind, it is fairly simple to under­ ber to be found out is toying w ith his fore their honors, ihe Exec Com­ We believe that our first duty in this stand why the world wags the way it does pencil, chances on a test left on his desk mittee. There must be some con­ matter is to call attention to the fact with dialectical precision and why a class by goodness knows whom, and the fateful sideration for at least two unmen­ struggle is more implicit amid our aca­ computation is made under the most trif­ that all students are supporting the house tionable faculty members whom demic surroundings than in the case of ling of circumstances. At any rate, the and that few are using it, because its fa­ Morpheus wrapped in peacclul two small boys three feet away from one rumor was whispered around, spreading arms in an even more unmention­ cilities were not the most attractive and apple on a table. like a prairie fire, that as many as nine For this campus, like any section of able chapel program not long ago. useful sort. This we did last week, ad­ out of ten on the faculty bore the stripe Perhaps we could induce Mr. Proc­ the public, is found to he divided into mitting that the data on which we based of despised introvert, and if the taint had tor to accompany lengthy discours­ two camps of hostile mentalities. The reached such high places, it was no long­ es of the platform w ith soft musical our conclusions was not a careful study introverts, whether tucked away in er to be despised, but feared and actively strain*, but we would stop at draw­ of conditions, but what seemed to be prev­ towers of ivory or cowering under­ combattcd. ing shades and lowering the lights ground in the cyclone cellar, have alent opinion. If we were wrong, we This was the matter of the heated inasmucn as student intellectual held out for a long time and con­ discussions which were taking place pursuit between book covers would would appreciate having an expression of tinue to hold out against the insistent round fraternity hearthstone and so­ be seriously impaired. Lounging student opinion to that effect, stating the clamoring of the herd. The opposi­ rority kitchenette the night before the chairs would likewise be outruled tion of this bloc to the popular social case for keeping Hamar House as it spokesman for the administration since there are indications that stu­ front of the extroverts is self-evident, took the stump and undertook to pour now is. dents and faculty alike, could sleep hut the hostility felt for such a po­ oil in the troubled waters. In a plea Some may ask why we go ahead with in straight jackets, cold feat and tential subversive element has in the for tolerance, he asked for cooper­ falling plaster a* long as it’s be­ past been tinged with a certain con­ criticisms when we have no positive con­ ation instead of strife between the tween jokes. structive plan to put forward. To them tempt. for in their disorganized re­ warring elements, dismissed the Con­ • • • treat to safety, the introverts had troversy as empty verbiage, in short we say that realizing present shortcom­ broken ranks and each taken himself denied the existence of struggle be­ Somebody ought to tell Johnnie One- ings is the first step toward rectifying to an individual cell where he ex­ tween the inner and the outer, of note Ricscn that those things that happen them. Support for any project such as a isted as a helpless entity. theory and practice. on the screen in the dark and spooky With the enemy scattered, you would Whether or not the pacification will be new student union must come from stu­ think that the extroverts would enjoy successful remains to be seen. Certain movie house aren’t really happening. Tsk! dents and alumni, primarily. If the stu­ peace and power, but the class-struggle it was that the Dean was a shrewd choice Tsk! That he should disgrace his fellow dents are satisfied or indifferent, failing continues, this time among the ranks of for peace-maker, for he boasts service Lawrentians by breaking a pair of glass­ the extroverts themselves. In seeking in both parties. As an astronomer, he to appraise alumni of the needs of the es in a show! And all because he was to clarify the line of party action, some­ spent a number of years in the contem­ campus, nothing will be done. A gad fly one introduced the personality test, and plation of cosmic phenomenon, and then wiping them off to better see the effects is needed to do a little stinging, as it this test has thrown the party into a successfully made the transition to the of an air-blowing fun house in a carnival. were, in order that what influence the confusion which can only be compared ordering of lesser but more immediate The Awful Truth will out. Let’s warn with that of the Underworld at the ap­ events on the local campus. While thi students do have can be brought to bear pearance of the lie-dectector. Party one instance does not prove the connec­ him in advance that opera glasses sim ply on this problem. •standbys, old controverts, turn up with tion. it is reassuring to hear this encour­ arenU worn in the best of movie-going Perhaps a student poll is the best thing i negative introverting rating. Great was agement for a future cooperative society, circles. the fear in the breast of those whose and it if to be hoped that leaders of both to settle the fate of Hamar House, but • ♦ •

Vike Wrestlers Leave Pioneers Boast MIDWEST OFFENSIVE THREAT Sig Eps and Phi For Armour Institute Long String of Viking wrestlers will grunt Delts Lead Greek against Armour Institute mat men Saturday afternoon in what will Home Victories probably be one of the toughest Basketball Race matches for the Vike squad this Beloit Cage Squad Will year. Bouts will be 10 minutes in Phi Delts Drop Delts From length. The following men will Play Here on Tues­ make the trip to Chicago Saturda.v lie for Interfratern­ morning: Furstenberg (.115), Rose­ day Night bush (125), Bunker or Perschbach- ity Cage Lead er (135), A llen (145), Isely (155». Saturday night the Viking cagers lnlerfraternity Basketball O'Donnell or K arll (165), Geiiach will journey to Waukesha to take W. P. OP. Per. (175), Grode or Osbon Illinois U.. sev- Delta Gamma and between Sage In­ Interfraternity Cage League erly trounced Wheaton, 51-24, St. dependents and Alpha Delta Pi. Big 15. Individual Scoring Norbert's, 46-27, and North Central, Among the best players and high­ FG. FT. TP. 46-23. est scorers of the different teams Hallquist. DTD 12 2 26 were the following: Morrison and Pauler, Buck Lead Orange Lockery. SPE 12 2 26 Mauland, Alpha Delts; Dettman Larsen. BTP 11 3 25 Johnny Pauler is as fine an all- and Buesing. of Alpha Chi Omega; VandeWalle. PKT 8 3 19 around center as any coach could Pedlcy, Fritz, Mull, Delta Gam­ Novakofski, PDT 8 2 18 pray for; Buck still retains mark­ mas, J. Lewis, Catlin, Ross, White. Lehner, DTD 7 4 18 Peters of Kappa Alpha Theta: ed accuracy for the hoops. Added Nystrom, DTD 7 3 17 Stedd, Kleiner, K. D.'s Rolph and Hastings. SPE 7 1 15 to Buss Knoblauch's ability to aver­ D. Johnson, Zetas; Harvey, Voll- Schmerein. PDT 7 0 14 age around ten points a game. Car­ brecht and Sawyer of Sage; Lohr, Grode. PDT 6 2 14 roll will afford the Blue and White Reprint Prom T h t lill«*ukM Journal N. Metter. L. Fritz of Ormsby. Ferguson, DTD 6 1 13 quint competition of the toughest Tabulated Results Murphy. BTP & 2 12 caliber, possibly the hardest game Kick Burton, »tar forward of the Vike iiuintel, continues to be a Team Won Lost Maertzweiler DTD 3 6 12 of the year. Last season I^awrence leading Midwest offensive threat. Burton has .»cored 22 point» in tuo Kappa Alpha Theta 4 0 Sheldon. SPE 5 2 12 beat the Pioneers up here. 26-21 but game«, and trails Mannen of Monmouth, League high point man. by Delta Gamma 4 1 lost at Waukesha. 34-28. five points. Ormsby Independents 3 2 addition of two former member* Masterson at Center Alpha Chi Omega 3 3 of the varsity squad, the Phi Delts Chances are that Mentor Denney Alpha Delta Pi 3 3 proved too powerful for the Delt Lawrence at Carroll (Non-Conf.) will take along ten or eleven var-1 Sage Independents 2 2 boys, who were without the ser- sity men for the Carroll trip besides Monmouth Leads Lake Forest at Knox »Non-Conf.) Kappa Delta 0 4 the frosh squad, with Masterson Monday Night: Zeta Tau Alpha 1 5 Turn to Pa^e 6 likely to start at center. Cape and Cornell at Luther 'Non-Conf.) Cliff Burton at forward. Faleide In Midwest Race Tuesday Night: and Buesing. guards. The Pioneer I^iwrence at Beloit gym is the sccond largest in the Monmouth at Knox .’•tale conference, which means the Lawrence Tied for Second Last season's third place M on­ Vikes w ill continue their present Afler Defeating mouth club assumed Midwest Cage offense—Jackson. Herzog, Kapp and leadership to date by grabbing con­ Scheuss all to see action at some Knox C.agei> secutive wins over the two Iowa time. SKIWEAR members of the conference. The V^loU Ilere Tuesday Midwest Standings Scots narrowly edged out Coe on Next Tuesday Beloit will be here W. L. Pts. OP. Saturday night. 33-32 in an over­ to wind up the first semester home Monmouth 3 0 90 82 time battle. Bolon and Plunkett games meeting the Vikes at 8:15 p. Beloit A Snowfall of Savings 1 0 34 21 have been leading the Monmouth nr, with the Gold freshmen, hold­ tawrence 1 0 48 34 for ers of a 54-46 win over Lake Forest offense to date. Lawrence and Be­ Knox 2 1 109 107 loit completely whipped Knox and yearlings, to match the Lawrence Carleton Smart Sporls 0 1 21 :<4 Carleton, champions and runners up first year group in the preliminary. Coe 0 1 32 33 last year, by respective scores of The Meansmcn offense is dually led Ripon 0 1 33 44 48-34 and 34-21. Both the Vikes by "Jumbo” Brown at forward and Cornell 0 3 76 88 Vic Tamulis at center. Two other and the Goldmen appear to be con­ Drastic veterans, Cy Williams, forward, and Last Week's Results tenders for the title, but the Si- Saecher, guard have been in and Monmouth 31. Cornell 26. washers are by no means out of it. outers on offense. Beloit defeated Lawrence 48. Knox 34. They dropped Ripon. 44-33 and pre­ Reductions Carlcton. last year’s champions, 34- Beloit 34, Carleton 21. viously had taken Cornell. 31-26. 21, to brace the Gold's threat for Knox 44, Ripon 33. The highlight battle of the week­ on everything you need Conference supremacy. Lake Forest Monmouth 33. Coe 32

Sig Eps, Phi Delta oval. The ball was tossed around Vikings Whip Ripon, 30 to 15; in fine fashion with Faleide and Lead Greek Cage Race Sport-Lite Burto® getting more than their share of recoveries. Buesing was CONTINUEÎTf r Ô m P A G E 5 Fnd Knox 10-Game Win Streak At 8:23 last Friday night con­ impressive in grabbing rebounds. vices of ‘’Star” Hallquist. Obby ference cage prospects for Law­ Burton and Masterson as well. Law­ _ ...... I Novakofski broke through with rence this winter were at their low­ rence was fast, breaking right \ iclory Over Reriiiicti Is Trounce Knox 48-34 in eight baskets and two free throws est ebb. Eight minutes of basketball through the Siwashers’ defense. Fa­ had been played; the score stood Second Conference First Midwest to lead the scoring, Skov/ having leide and Masterson grabbing those four field goals to his credit. Knox 12, Lawrence 3. The Vikes Win of Season Cage Tilt The Sigma PU Epsilon basketeers hadn't been doing anything wrong, quick, accurate passes of Burton's took an easy one from Phi Kappa they were playing a cautious, con­ and converting in fast style. Cape’s Hanging up a 30- If* win a Ending a ten game winning Tau fraternity, when they held the sistent game; they held an early dribbling and shooting was as ef­ fective as it was pretty to watch, sluggish Hipon five on Tuesday streak of the opposition, Lawrence1losers scoreless for the last three two point lead when Faleide swish­ ed in the first bucket of the game. and the alertness on all sides by the niiilit, the Vikes anneved their sec- cagers chalked up their initial quarters and won 31-6. Big John But the Siwashers were hot. Trev­ Blue and White Cagers was re­ ond conference win of the current |,,ague triumph by whipping Knox' Hastings pushed through four buck­ or, that hefty guard, put in a series sponsible for their controlling the season. The game, marked by all 4^.34 . The Siwash cagers started ets to lead the Sig Ep scoring. of tho6 e pretty baskets, Thompson ball a good share of the second half. too numerous Redrnin fouls, was ^eir winning streak against Mon* The Betas hung up their first win added another. Foley sun!; one and You can’t think about that game rather a dull affair thoup.h several moU(h last February and contin-of the season at the expense of Del­ ta Sigma Tau when they copped the two gift tosses summed up K nox’s without remembering the way of the Blue and White shooters con­ ued for ten battles. Masterson performed at the cen­ tinued their remarkable shooting game, 33-9. The winners were nev­ total of 12. Ken Buesing’s free Burton imd Falcide lead the, throw was the only other Vike of­ ter spot. Bill was literally a wild and steady play. Lawrence led Viking attack with 13 and 12 points er in danger. Les Larsen again fensive threat in those long eight man out there, following every 15-6 at half-time and ran up a respectively while Masterson prov-i led the Beta scoring, with 12 points, minutes. Coach Dean Trevor of the loose ball, starring on offense and 25 - 7 score before the reserves en-, efj fQ ^e the spark of the team while big McDonald dumped three to count six points. reposition sat comfortably on the holding his post on defense in tered the j.ame and maintained an p|ayjng on« 0f the best center capable form. If he can keep on even though not so one-sided count. Kamcs a Lawrence man has shown Phi Dell*—».1 bench, convincing himself that his G FT P 1 G FT P playing the rest of this year the Cape opened the scoring with a jn many mcons. Welly Cape count-; boys were showing their real cali­ Laird, c I 0 2 Grode.c 3 2 2 way he was doing as the Viking- back shot and Masterson followed pcj jour goais on overhand hook Ferguson, f 2 I 3 Skow.f 4 1 2 bre now and looking forward to his Knox game came to an end, we’re with another bucket. Buesing a free shots while Buesing, starring on re­ Nvstrom.f 2 0 4 N’v’koftki.f S 3 seven other conference games. . . M il/wetlr.g 2 1 2 Garvey,it 0 I 2 Zing—and the Vikes were off. going to have a center in there throw which was matched by , bounds and defense, hung up three W illin g .g 0 s t Gmrlnrr.g 1 It 2 Kreick’s r.'lt shot to put thvi score g j^ shots. Smalley.g 1 0 1 Schmerein.g 3 9 1 Welly Cape dropped in two over­ who’s got what It takes. L rh n tr.i 3 s 0 head hook shots, going away from at 5-1 for the Vikings. Burton K n o x Takes Early Lead the hoops. Barton, playing one of added a basket while John.on of Siwash started the game in rapid Total« 11 s 11 Total» IT 1 12 the Kedmen counted on a gift peg scorjng style, leading after eight the finest games he’s shown, sank SFORTS CALENDAR Phi Tea«—* Sic Eee—31 another. Baesin* made a gift shot. liurton and Masterson alternated on by a 12-3 score—their e»ev- G FT P G F T P Basketball: the Lawrcnce offense with enth straignt win seemed to be Seeger.f • 0 0 Lockery.f 3 0 3 Faleide hang one np on another Saturdsy: sinking another free less ani Ma#* j near> Lawrence rooters had plenty Terrill,f 0 0 0 Neverinan.f I 0 2 nice long. Knox qnietly added a Varsity at Carroll Olx.f 1 s 1 Hastlngs.c 4 (1 1 few points on free throws, bat terson putting in a bucket and two, ((J chcer about, however, as the W itt.f 0 0 3 Sheldon.g 3 2 2 Frosh at Carroll free throws. Buesing pushed one | y^es "hot” and one after an-V'ndewalle.c 1 1 0 Rieten.g 3 t 0 Bill Mastenon matched It with Tuesday: through the hoops to end the in st j other, baskets kept slipping in Verhage.g 0 0 0 a basket Cape added another and Beloit at Lawrence Lawrence led, 19-15, at half time. half, scoring for Lawrence, with which gradually cut down Knox's Total» 2 3- 4 ToUls 14 3 T Beloit frosh at Lawrence frosh Larson making up all of th? Rf«* I |ead and eventually ended in Law­ The Denneymen had scored I f Saturday: men’s attack for the initial period rence>, half-time margin of 19-15. neta»—SS Delta Sic«—• points to Knox’a 3 In those last 12 G F T P G » T P Lawrence at Lake Forest on a basket and gift shot. Law- MtnU|eg R oogh Murphy ,t 2 ü 1 Retson.f 0 • 2 minutes. Wrestling: rence led. 15-8. The last seven minutes of the Mott.f 1 0 0 Herman.f 0 0 1 The second half was equally as Saturday: Ottm an.f 2 0 2 Wollner.c 0 2 0 much of a thrill for Lawrence fans Burton Starts Scoring game showed plenty of roughness Mr Donald, e 3 0 0 Borman.g t 1 1 Lawrence at Armour Tech Burton *lrove in last to angle with 18 fouis cancd on the Vikings, DeBauier.c 2 0 0 Lipske.g 2 • 0 —the Vikes piling up 27 points to Swimming: one througn the hoops and gave the , M on Knox Neither team iound Hnrrowa.g 0 1 0 T inker« 0 0 0 Knox’s 19. But what really counts 1-arsen.g S 2 3 Tuesday: Denney men a 1< - 6 lead. Faleide |^e range on frce tosses, Lawrence — MS — _ _ is the way each one of the men Beloit at Lawrence. hung up a free shot while Master- gettjnK onjy 12 out of 26. Knox 10 Total* 13 3 S Totals 3 3 4 out there on the floor handled the son dropped in both a bucket and m|t Qf 25 . Outstanding man for Ins fourth gift throw. Welly (^apc Siwashers was big Jim Trevor sneaked m a hook shot ani Bur. while Effnor and Mir.ks both show­ ton a frc*e throw while Larson fi­ ed well. nally counted a point for the In­ The box score: dians — their first in six minutes U w r t n c i — (ft K n o t— :tl Jackson, in for Cape, hung up a G KT P g r r p two pointer, and Lawrence hold a £apf f , 0 3 Effnor,f 1 s 2 . . j . , • _ Burton.f 3 2 Mmkvf 2 formidable 25-7 margin. Kapp Hmog.c 1 0 Thompson.( I replaced Masterson and Crawford Mae*crsa».c 3 2iFoley.<- • went in for Buesing. ; 2 3 Swanson.c s 3 4 Howell.K After fourteen minutes of the gchueM g 0 OTrevor.g second period had elapsed. Larson ! Crawiord.g 0 2 WllUle.g «gain broke the ice end shoved in1 ______Smart thr Redmcn’s first basket. Kapp 17 - 7 at halftime. Christianson added a free threw and Buesing — Sft Ripen—-tt to hold the score at 26 - 9. Rock G FT P G FT P marked up Ripon's fourth bucket, / 3 :i o ChrUt’m 'n .f 4 1 e Students of the evening on a rebound while ' 1 ü 1 Burkhardt.f 2 1 • 4 it 3 Townsend. ( tt 1 e Burton was making good on his Hirst,( 0 0 0 Bantei ,c 0 1 3 third gift peg. The game was be­ D rin.c 4 it 4 Peterscn.c t It 1 Mortoti I* coming more and more ragged, the 1 1 1 Oldani.it •I e 1 S rh id r.t 0 h • Casati.g 1 ü 1 Red men failing shot after shot. Bal- I.loyd.K 1 3 2 I .entrile, .g * l • liett finally completed Ripon's S«*ller».g 3 1» 1 Klrchlai.g 0 0 1 I.ubino» 0 it 0 drive for the night by dropping Harrand.it • 0 1 in a side shot while Rock scored a fiee throw. Biwton completed Lawrence's count with points 29 and 30 — an under the hoops shot. During the last two minut?s the HURRAH for reserves carried on the fight, H il­ debrand of the Indians completing the scoring. Sprinq 1938! I.4H renre—S* R ipen- IS G 1 T P G FT P Cape.f 3 9 1 I.arson.f 3 1 1 The Newest Pattern Iturion.f 3 3 0 Kreick.f 0 t 4 Jarkton.f 1 h 1 Hlldebrand.t s 1 9 Available PATRONIZE liarlholoin'w 0 9 0 Bloecher.f tt * I Mastr-iton.c 3 i 2 Johnson, r e 1 4 Kapp.r • 1 0 Rock.r i 1 4 Herrin.c 0 • 1 Porlk.g •• 1 Kaleide.g • 1 1 Balliett.g 1 it 4 Hi Hat ttiie*init.K 1 3 4 Mathns.it n A • Craw ford.g 0 S 0 Gatzke.g • « 1 Schtieas.g s • 0 Smith.it 9 9 1 LAWRENTIAN Fr»»li Trounce Ripou Yearling*. ,'{(> to 21 Piling up an early lead the Vike yearlings chalked up a one-sided win over Ripon’s first year men, ADVERTISERS 36 to 21. Dean, until removed on fouls, led the scorers with four buckets. Hutchinson had four bas­ kets when Lillge showed with two and three free tosses. Sellers, Cod- dington, Lloyd and Morton were outstanding as the freshmen gained an early 17-4 lead. They led

T he J ohn Marshall BLACK GABARDINE Come and try a pair onl COOKSES LAW .40 week« per year) Only Regularly afternoon -3S year» SCHOOL 5 day» 4.304.30 FOUNDED 18»» Evening — 4 year» M o n , W ad., Fri., AN 6.30 9.20 I6 85 ACCREDITED Pott graduata 1 year., twice a week LAW SCHOOL Practice course« TIXT and CASE exclunvely METHOD All court«» load • to dag raa*. HECKERT far Catalog »«com Two yeart' collega mended lit? of pre legal work 'aquirad fot lofc ecfi and booklet entrane* ' SHOE CO. Stud, of low and Proper Now datte* form Preparation oddreit >■ fa b . and Sept. 119 E. College A t*. Edward T t-ee Dean Repairing — Call 711 315 Plymouth Ct., Chicago» III Thursday. January 13, 1938 THE LAWBENTIAH Pag« S«v«n

Results on Use of Vike Tank Squad Music by Merlins Thiesmeyer Goes Library Test Give At Vesper Service ommg Loses to Strong To Geology Meets Seniors Best Score The Vespers Service on Thursday, onvocation The tabulations of the test on the Carleton Squad 5:15 to 5:45, w ill include two solos Attends Three Sessions in use of the library given to Law> by Evelyn Mertins, with David c rence College students in Convoea- Friday: Rabbi Joseph Baron of Schaub at the organ. The vocal selec­ Washington, D. C.; I tion a month ago have been com­ Four New Records Set a» Milwaukee will speak. M ar­ tions will be ‘ Flower in the Cran­ Presents Paper shall Hulbert will sing. pleted, and offer interesting studies Last Year's Champs nied Wall,” by Mason; and “Jerusa­ Monday: President T. N. Bar­ in the variation of library know­ During the Christmas vacation lem, Thou That Killest the Proph­ ledge of the different classes. The Beal Lawrence Mr. Lincoln R. Thiesmeyer, assist­ rows will speak. ets” from the S t Paul Oratorio, respective averages of the seniors, ant professor of Geology, attended Convocation will be held on The Vike lank squad lost to Car­ Mendelssohn. The organ numbers Monday this week because Mr. junior}», sophomores and freshmen sessions of the Geological Society were; 79.0, 77.6, 73.5 and 73. These leton College by a score of 49-26 w ill be “I Cry to Thee, Lord Jesus,” Barrows will be out of town on of America, the Mineralogical So­ averages compare favorably with last Saturday in a meet which saw by Bach; “Air” from “Water Mu­ Tuesday. ciety of America, and the Society the norm« submitted by Lulu Reed, four records broken. The Carls, sic,” by Handel; “Andante Canta- of Economic Geologists, held in the author of the test, which were: last year's Midwest champs, came bile” from Fifth Symphony, by 72.4, 69 9, 68 .8 , and 65.2, respectively. Washington D. C., which were at­ Flory Collaborates here with a plenty strong aggrega­ Tchaikovsky; and “Cantilene,” by While the average of the seniors tended by geologists from the Unit­ tion. Pushed hard by the Vikes, the McKinley. On Magazine Article was higher, the mark of the lowest ed States, Canada and foreign coun­ senior (36) was below that of the Carls had to cut seconds off records Mr. Charles D. Flory, assistant tries. lowest freshman (42), and the best to win. New records were set in 200 professor of psychology, in collabor­ On December 30, he presented a senior was only four points high­ yd. relay, the breast stroke, the 50 Students Report paper entitled “The Origin of Fib­ ation with James F. Webb of North er than the best freshman. Another and 200 free. rous Gypsum Veins in the Lykins Texas State Teachers College, Den­ striking fact revealed was that the highest student in each class had a Tie For Free Style and Morrison Formations of Color­ ton, Texas, is the author of “Cumu­ On Conferences score more than three times as high Holmes of Lawrence and Hirsch- ado.” This report is based on stud­ lative Records for Elementary field of Carleton put up the best ies begun last summer while Mr. as the lowest score in that group. Schools", an article in the Decem­ race of the day when they battled Thiesmeyer was in charge of the The scales of individual students Campus Croups Hear Pro­ ber issue of the "Elementary School will be available Friday for those to a tie in the 50 free to the tunc Harvard Summer School of Geology w ho deiire them. cf a new pool record of :26. The posals From Four in the Rocky Mountains and has Journal.” old time of :26.1 was held by been submitted to the “American Holmes and this was the first time Delegates Mineralogist” for publication. he had even been tied or pushed At a joint session of the Geologi-1 Last Sunday evening a joint hard this year. cal Society of America and the meeting of the various religious Records were also set by Carleton section on geology and geography of groups, the Geneva Club and Stu­ on the breast stroke with Masson the American Association for the dent Forum, was held at the Meth­ of the Carls swimming the 100 yds. Advancement of Science held De- in 1:09 and in the 200 free with Dick odist Church to hear the reports of i cember 31 and January 1, at Indian­ the school's delegates to the Na­ Garbisch, captain, and star of the apolis. Professor Thiesmeyer pre­ Carls, broke his own record of 2:19 tional Methodist Student Confer­ sented another paper, entitled “Cri­ in the new time of 2:17.2. The new ence at St. Louis, and to the Na­ teria of Seasonal and Annual Ac­ tional Student Christian Union As­ time set in the 200 yd. relay was cumulation in Sediments.” This re­ sembly at Oxford, Ohio. Mr. Kep­ 1:46. port was written as a result of re­ West berg Stars ler reviewed the purpose of the St. search during the past two years For the Vikes it was again Cap­ Louis Conference and Beth Arve- and the manuscript will be sub­ tain Ken Westberg who starred, son and Clark Nixon gave high­ mitted for publication soon. though Van Nostrand is in line for lights of the addresses and discus­ a first in the Beloit meet for his sions of their respective groups at the same conference. Miriam Lee stand on issues of the day, inter­ work In the breaststroke. Selden national and local. • Spencer is steadily improving; he Porter save a general survey of the Oxford Conference. The four student representatives eame in second in the 100 yard free. mentioned above have expressed a The Beloit meet is next Tuesday, Campus Group Suggested Chuck Koerble told of hearing a desire to promote some type of and Lawrence has a good chance of Christian organization on the Law­ taking them, because they showed panel discussion on the Oriental crisis by a Chinese and a Japa­ rence campus. They suggest that but poorly in their fracas with any students who are of the same Carleton. The I^twrence swimming nese student. He also suggested having some United Christian group opinion make the fact known to team, with Monmouth and Carle­ them. Students may be assured of ton as their biggest competition in on this campus to take a stand on the religious, social, economic is­ : faculty, administrative, and local the Midwest meets, should be right church cooperation. u p at the top. sues of the day as well as campus Next semester will see two meets problems. with the University of Wisconsin, Three suggestions were presented one at Madison and one here, an­ at the meeting as possible solutions. other with Beloit at Beloit, one with I. A single, united Christian group Milwaukee Teachers’ at Milwaukee, which would draw its members and then the Midwest meet here. from all the churches and take ov­ Summaries: er all the religious activities of the students now in separate groups. 200 yd relay: 1. Carleton. 2 . Law ­ Today I Tomorrow! rence, Time. 1:46 (Record). This need not interfere with ser­ 100 yd. Brenst stroke: 1. Masson vices or other religious activities or (Carl) 2. H. Kendall (Carl*. 3. Van denominational groups. T H rttia m GOES WILDER I Nostrand 'Law.) Time. 1:09 «Rec­ II. A non-denominational discus­ IRENE ord). sion group, similar to the Student DUNNE 50 yr. Free style Tie for first— Forum, which would attempt to CARY present a united program of Chris­ Holmes 'Law Hirschfield »Carl) 3. GRANT. Lewis (Carl). Time, :26 (Record*. tian activities on the campus. This 200 yd. Free style: 1. Garbisch might include students not interest­ (Carl) 2. Elliott (Carl) 3. Pengelly ed in becoming connected with a (Law). Time, 2:17.2 'Record). group in a particular church. How­ 100 yd. Back stroke: 1. Westberg ever. this might divide interest and (I.aw> 2. R. Kendall (Carl) 3. Dea- loyalty between church group and —PLUS— son (Carl) Time, l.:12.7. college group. 100 yd. Free style: 1. Corbin Executive Council (Carl) 3. Poore (Carl) Time, :59.7. III. The organization of an execu­ tive council of representatives tfilW jO llN B EA I, Diving: Westberg (Law) 2. Sharp iiiL y SALLYEILERS (Carl) 3. Elliott (Carl) from the present campus and 150 yd. Medley Relay: 1. Carleton church groups. This council will 2. Lawrence Time, 1:31. correlate certain activities of the -Starts Satirday- various groups and present a united A student at Lebanon Valley Col­ A HONEY OF A STAR lege is a member of a song writing IN A SWEETHEART team whose newest attempt “Mar­ H MEATS OF A PICTURE! ried By the Moon,” will be intro­ duced shortly over the major net­ O OF CHOICE HEAR 6 SONG-HITSl works, by Horace Heidt. Raymond P QUALITY Paige, Rudolph Friml, Jr., and Ray Swinq-Sational Surpris«! Keating. The New Lines are

Towner, Deakins Our W ars Shock Even To Visit School» The Bloody Cannibals Ad Infinitum? In Chicago Area The anthropologist, Bronislaw Another year has come and gone, Malinowski, tells the story of a By Penny Trick Early this week, Mr. Milton C. cannabal he talked to while the Towner, director of admissions, and and with it, Love, that intangible W’orld War was going on. The its eagle eye) for a m atinal in d u l­ You with your liberal arts ideal Mr. Clarence E. Deakins, registrar, something, has, we hope, taken a cannibal he talked to while the how Europeans managed to eat might take a look at the subdivided gence in the weed and a bit of left for the Chicago area to present new grasp on things and stuff . . . specialization of your life. Campus, conversation. Besides no provision Russell Sage, otherwise known as such vast quantities of human the fair name of Lawrence to the flesh as the great battles must in the geographical sense of that for this most common pleasure, eyes of collegians to be. the Morgue, has been in quite an supply. When he was told that there are frowns and insurance and word, practically ostracizes student Mr. Tower will visit Evanston, uproar of late. . . . numerous las­ this llesh was not eaten, he was tradition! sies have been decidedly dissatisfied social life. Such a vaporous gener­ York of Elmhurst. Bowen of Mor­ shocked, asking “What sort of Just suppose you were proud with their swain's romantic efforts barbarians we were to kill with­ alization as the foregoing might possessor of the wherewithal to "eat gan Park, and Lindbloom of Chi­ pain by an hour-by*hour specifica­ and so consequently each and every out any teal object?” out” when lunch time is overhead. cago. Mr. Deakins w ill visit C alu­ one of those involved advocate a —Robert Van Geldcr. in the tion of what we're driving at. We could suggest any number of Breakfast has become a social af- met of Chicago and New Trier of change. . . . for further detailed New York Times, September Id, places to swap your fabulous 1937. fair-contingent on dorm toasted Winnetka. Lindbloom, Calumet, info see Flossie Johnson, De Lewis, wealth for edibles, if we were in­ Monny Worsely. . . . Please, Cup­ leather and anaemic coffee, easily and Bowen are holding College Day clined to shell out some gratis ad­ id. is nothing sacred in this world Contemporary sayings: Tight Is pacified alarm clocks, and eight vertising. As your own list prob­ programs for the occasion. Our Lawrence Watts Word. o'clock. Wherefore, Snider’s is col- of harsh realities. And last on the ably coincides with ours, look it The last of the schools will be list, but by no means least is none Monica Worsely is indeed the true l«*i}c morning-long headquarters forover—there's none on campus, or modern . . . seen written on the visited on Saturday. other than Ruth Ellen, for Wayne, drooping butterflies to partake of our repertoire is sadly remiss. back of the sack she wore at the the brown elixir and make or catch the Fair, still is trying, BUT she, Stoogehood in Flower staunch soul, w on’t give. . . . Delt party—“Eventually, why not up on personal news of the stu­ The stooge in the afternoon eith­ now!” (Some fun Crawford). . . . dent body. As the temperature de­ Newman Club Name« Flash. . . . Half of this column is er indulges in a little book-pound- once more going social, and it is The Temple-Styles combination clines. the walk up town is less tan­ ing at the Lib or dashes to Sci­ Letter President seems to be getting along in fine talizing. but a candy bar in the rec none other than the little girl from ence H all for a lab. But it's a long, Before Christmas vacation, New’- Sycamore. 111. . . . Rumor has it shape. . . . The year is yet young room won't do the trick, so off cam­ weary five hours which beg for a . . go to it you dreamers. . have man Club. Catholic student organ­ that Dick has now reached the stage pus trots Lawrence. break—relaxation, chatter, smoke, fun while you can. Duck For a Smoke ization on campus, elected their of­ where he croons “Trees” in his food «underline any or all). Even sleep! Famous Last Line: You're no­ Smol ing has passed from the cat­ ficers as follows: president, Nor­ body’s sweetheart now. those whose claim to stoogehood is Snide's, the birthplace of most egory of fascinating vices to that of irreparably weakened by after­ bert Letter; vice president, Nor­ social catalysts. You can shiver and bert Hecker; secretary, Carolyn misconceptions, witnessed this coup noons wasted spend more time d'etat a few days ago. . . Fletch stamp on some off-campus or in­ looking for and traveling to such Kutz; treasurer, Monica Worsley. The meetings are held on alternate and Drolshagen, Nystrom and vade the sacrosanctity of the Law- watering places as are available D u k e u n iv e r s it y Wednesdays at 7:30 in St. Joseph Mitchell. . . . pretty soon every­ rent un office «where prohibitions than they do enpoying them. By Hall. Father Gerard is the adult body will know each other and then SCHOOL OF MEDICINE exist but discovery seldom casts this time of day we can add the adviser. The December 15 meeting we’ll have just one big happy fam­ theaters to the amusement centers, DURHAM, N. C. planned the year’s activities. The ily with Temple in the capacity of but they are both far away and ex­ Four lenita wf eleven neek« nre *1«- project for the rest of the school chamber maid. . . . Remember last pensive. In cold fact we are still en euch >cnr. Theae inn* be taken Aunt Anna Gets term is to discuss Com m unism as year Seitz and Fergy. . . . wait ewnaeeatlvelr ( unni untimi In Ihree sending you. student or pooper, off thoroughly as possible. At each and see. . . . for history may re­ mul one-i|unrter yenra) or Ihree lerina nmy he tiiken >enr campus to consort with the gods of meeting a different phase or aspect peat itself if Jerry has anything to I euch pleasure. (K rullimi Ion In im ir year«). The en- Campus Opinion will be considered. The discus­ say about it. . . . An agreement I rii ncc requirement« nre Intelll- (Refer to paragraph III for a sug­ sion on January 19 will be on the has been reached wherein Margie Itenee. ehnmeter nml nt tenni Inn gested supper hour schedule). >enra of college work. Inc Inillnii On Pin Hanging life and -main principles of Karl will not let her heart settle in one the aiihjeeta apeclfleil for limile \ More power to the gods that be Marx, the German philosopher and place on this campus. . . it’s touch nieillenI achoola. t'ntnloKiiea nml nli­ and W. A. A. that one glimpse of leading personality in the Commu­ but it looks like a certain Sigma ft I len t In n forma inn v he «hlnlneil In dt\ir old Aunt Anna Bann's from the Denn. Utopia is afforded us in this deso- | nistic movement. Chi still has the goods. . . . mail this morning was a letter from late outlook. One seventh of the' a talked about ireshman who is evenings extant in the week can be | famous for her eyes. It seems that spent socializing at Lawrence. Fri­ she is contemplating future offers day night frolics assume the propor- * of fraternity pins from a couple oi tions of a noble institution, a step her ardent admirers. Whether to in the right direction. When it's all accept? So buxom Anna has run over at 8 o'clock, those lucky peo­ up against a problem too difficult, to solve and has passed the problem ple (feminine) and suckers (mascu­ on to some of the alumni in the line) who have dates must per­ School of Experience. Here's what force desert the confines of Law­ they told me: rence to satiate their appetites. Dede Bergstrom: “How else could Unity For I ’topia I stop the poor girl's eternal teas­ Let’s call it a day. but what a Don’t Miss the ing " day!—running between life acad­ Tom Jacobs: ’‘Well, all the fra­ emic and life social. It’s this de­ ternities are combining. why partmentalization that philosophers, shouldn't we? A. D. Pi« can vote, educators and smart people are up- can’t they?” percutting and body-blowing in be­ Janet Lewis: "M om says I'm toe half of a coordinated existence. The young to marry right away so now unit system just isn't psychologic­ I'm all set to wait for ten years.” ally right, so why not an organic, Carolyn Kutz: "Anybody that organized, and orchid-worthy re­ Inter Fraternity packs a wallop like Gordon does form? One locale, here, where each is the man for me. What a left of us might live his one life in a hook!” manner. Kay Pitman: “I like him for his Note: Sketchbook suggestions for family connections. Why. his dad remedying what looks like an exist­ supports half the girls in school ent, accepted but unqualified atroc­ right now. I wonder what he'll be ity in our midst will be the back­ DANCE able to do for me.” bone of this remark's successor in Paul Schmidt: "Pinhanging has next week's Lawrentian. Its practical considerations. It saves wear on the vest.” John Fulton: "I was trapped into I ’. W. Paper Exposes It. She told me her dad had n ‘Starvation Wages* rlothing store and 1 found out he's the factor in an Indian trading Agitation over "starvation wages” post.” paid to students w’orking in restau­ Clarence Sheldon: "Two can live rants for their board has broken out ns cheaply as one if I hold the at the University of Wisconsin. monev.'* In a copyright story, the Daily HOWARD KRAEMER Beth McAllister: "Lord knows a Cardinal charged that in some cas­ pin is little enough to hold a man es students were forced to work for when they're as fickle as Freddy 16 to 19 cents an hour, and were AND HIS ORCHESTRA is." John Donovan: “Although my paid in “leftover” meals. pin is still my own. I feel that it The director of the university will be hung any minute now. 1 student employment, Mrs. Alice V. think that Love should lead the Meloche. has stated that she knows way.” "that it is true in some cases that Perry Peterson: “Yah. duh guys,'restaurants overworked student em­ dey ganged up on me to put me ployes and fed them inadequately.” outah duh way.” TTie League for Liberal Action A1 Mattmiller: “Combines the polled 250 workers in a survey to economies of bachelorhood with the; ascertain working conditions for January 22 nectar ef romancc. for me at least.”! and wages paid to university stu­ I 11 Ruth Lundin: "When I had a dents. chance to get my dream man, nat­ urally I took it.” Ellen Driscoll: “I've heard of golf widows and office widows but who ever heard of a grapefruit widow?" Admission $1.25 Dan Murphy: "I like to domin­ ate my women, see, and sometimes I have n tough time, so I thought I better take this chance.” John Promer, Wilmer Witt: “WE: think it's going to be cwell.” Yours for this week. Aunt Anna Bann Do You Know Our Make the Final All College Thrift - Library? Dance of the semester the Come in and get acquainted I best of all. Marcy’s Book Shop 319 E. College Are. 231 E. College Ave. Phone 1534R Phone 5308 Appleton, Wie.