Volume I. Washington City, D. C., January 21, 1872. Number 46
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I VOLUME I. WASHINGTON CITY, D. C., JANUARY 21, 1872. NUMBER 46. For THE CAPITAL. hum of animated voices and hurried foot- were strumpets, procuresses, and ragpickers! exclaimed one of the gods; " hear how all the complishment of our purpose will involve the GRANDMAMMA NATURE. steps, all intent upon the errands of duty, of there are few of them but have lines which con- comprehensive account of the condition of the rest of my essay accordingly. It is not possible: There were low-priced confidence operators coves be a coddin' of her." "No, that's an- expenditure—[a sensation in the audience, vey exquisite and dreamy sea-pictures to the eye, BY FANNY DOWNING; pleasure, and of love. The tide poured un- gold and silver mining industry of the United that the Americans should be such enthusiastic and panel-house decoys. There were dance- other evil; Ginx's Daughter be a chicken, so and an astonishingly large number of gentle- and some of them contain passages of much States, with practical recommendations of great champions of Christianity, and yet reject its What's the matter, little girl, ceasingly on and bore the surging multitude vividness and vigor. As instances of Mrs. Thax- house belles and beaus and low gaming-house they say," observed another audibly, in reply. men suddenly think of something which de- importance to those engaged in it. The chapter teachings in their ordinary life. Lying listless on yotfr bed, to their destined havens; and not infrequently ter's word-pictures we quote from " Off Shore " stool-pigeons. There were tramps, and for- And so forth. In the meanwhile President mands their immediate attention outside, on the treatment of auriferous ores In Colorado But Christianity teaches them that their souls r With your ringlets out of curl, the haven of their seeking was Phytology these lines: 11 tune-tellers, and sweeps. There were—well, and they go]—will involve, I was saying, the is the best account of the stamp-mill process ever And your face flushed fever red ? Hall, where, long ere the hour announced in Woodbine stepped into the ante-room, and live after their bodies, and therefore they must there were representatives from every league bringing a chair bore it to the Hon. Theodor- expenditure of considerable means—traveling Rock softly, little boat, the while I mark published in this country; and the general dis- • better the condition of their minds by the culti- Won't you tell your grandmamma the hand-bills, an audience filling every nook- The far-off gliding sails, distinct and dark, cussion of smeltlng-processes for silver ores sup- vation of virtues in this world. The money-lov- All the worry and the fret of vice, vagrancy, and crime in all the great, icus, who dropped upon it straightway, grate- expenses, lodging, meals, &c., &c.—which and corner of the classic old edifice had Across the west pass steadily and slow. plies an instant want. The Beries of volumes, of That has caused such cruel jar incomprehensible city. last items we expect will largely exceed all ing Americans are doing just the opposite of this. anchored itself. fully thanking her with his eyes. She then which this forms the third, which have proceeded To my precious little pet ? others; but we propose to fight the devil with But on the eastern waters sad, they change So-called business men, who constitute a large In the foregoing selections at random from advanced to the footlights and signified her from the rapid but careful pen of Commissioner And vanish, dream-like, gray, and cold, and strange, portion of " the life and the blood " of American "They have told you Robert's bad?" What a picture was there presentèd! In the vast assemblage at least one prominent purpose to open the proceedings, when the his own element. Now, fellow-citizens, while And no one knoweth whither they may go. Raymond, are recognized in this country and In society, seemingly have no souls, for they are ex- "Asa monster he appears ?"-— that assemblage were to be seen the forms and constituent of every audience, calling, profes- Brother Tiltonanass and Sister Calfling are Europe as professionally authoritative and popu- audience calmed down somewhat, unwilling posed for sale, if not all ready exchanged, for " That's the reason you're so sad ?" entertaining you with a statement in detail of And again, in "Seaward," occur these stanzas: larly interesting to a remarkable degree. To be features of every known order of architecture. sion, craft, namely, the inevitable "Yankee," as they were to miss any part of the propitious hard cash. When their souls are disposed of " That's the cause of all these tears ?'" what we have already accomplished for our technically accurate, but not technically abstruse, In the front tiers were, chiefly, the members has been omitted; but he should always be commencement. She began— Southwest the wind blew, million little waves they receive the milliona of money they desire ; Don't believe, my little one, is their salient and acknowledged merit. of The Cathartic Club, with their families. taken for granted. He was there in charac- FELLOW-CITIZENS': [A voice in the gaHery, adopted sister, those who are, disposed to aid Ban rippling round the point in mellow tune, but what is to be done with it ? Anything they've whispered you! But mournful, like the voice of one that raves, Here were austere females of the Gothic type, teristic profusion, nonchalance and variety. "That's us."] We are, as you have been in- in the good cause will please hand to Colonel Without sympathy, without frankness and gen Think, as sure as shines the sun, Sangre such amounts as they feel able to con- That laughter of the loon! THE CLOCKMAKEBS : Sayings and Doings of Sam- Robert's love for you is true I tall, erect, self-reliant, dignified; attended, What a glorious victory was this for The formed through the columns of the press, as- uel Slick of Slickville. By Thomas Chandler erosity of feeling, despising human nature, they tribute, and those who are not prepared to We called to him, while blindly through the haze, some by tall cadaverous men with thin hair sembled here this evening for the purpose of Haliburton. New York: Hurd & Houghton. have no more use for their riches than the Peru- Grandma's old and grandma's wise; Bodkin over its skeptical and sneering con- Up rose the meager moon behind ns, slow, give to-night will hand him their names, Washington,: Philp & Solomons. vians had for theirs before the Spaniards came to Has a warm and kindly heart; and melancholy countenances, others by puffy, temporaries. One and all they had foretold considering a grave question—a question in So dim, the fleet of boats we scarce could trace, stating the amount to be paid at some future rob them. Some men find delight in the fine arts, ' Sees this world with loving eyes ;— Wheezy little fat men with very short necks the lack of interest of the public mind in the which every one, of whatsoever condition, Moored lightly just below. The publishers have here given us, with illus- time. in philosophy, In science, in the exercise of the Trust me, 'tis the better part! and very red faces, looking for all the world reformation and reclamation of Ginx's Daugh- must feel the deepest interest, and one which trations by F. O. C. Darley, a book which, thirty We called, and lo, he answered 1 Half in fear or thirty-five years ago, was widely read and fa- benevolent and social affections; but they have 'Tis a lovely world, my sweet, like exaggerated Cupids led captive in their not a few of us have had brought home to our The worthy president sat down amid the We sent the note back. Echoing rock and bay ter. They had foreseen a slim attendance at miliar, both in this eountry and in England, and no relish for these. They can no more detect And I fancy, if we will, dotage by the enemies whom the moiety of a Made melancholy music far and near, the proposed mass meeting, gmd Ixad pro- hearts. [Cries of "Yea, verily," "Ques- most enthusiastic applause, mingled with a was greatly relished for its presentment of the beauties in them than a savage can appreciate all We can trace the angel's feet life-siege had hot sufficed to conquer. Then tion."] The question, fellow-citizens, which great variety of queries, comments, and specu- Sadly it died away. In our pathway through it, Still }" claimed the belief that ninety-nine per cent, conventional Yankee character, which it served the intricate combinations of harmony in music. there were Gothic men attended by composite of those who might attend would be led there we propose to discuss to-night is Ginx's lations from each type of the mass composing That schooner, you remember ? Plying ghost I largely to fix, in popular estimation, through the As to religion, they consent to pay their pew-tax, Robert is a man, my pet, Her canvas catching every wandering beam, females, the latter costumed in a novel some- Daughter. [A voice, "Hear! hear!"J At the great audience, of which those already person of its hero, " Sam Slick." Everybody re- and to be bored by an occasional sermon on Sun; And if you would justly scan through motives of curiosity or mischief. In thing which must have been the direct issue Aerial, noiseless, past the glimmering coasl day, for appearance sake ; but their real churches Ilis true selfhood, don't forget this spontaneous gathering of the intelligent the outset The Cathartic Club realized the cited are, perhaps, a fair specimen.