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Friday, April 15,1994 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 77, Issue 132 ACGFA examination continues L}1' Various campus groups', services' use of general fee allocations spotlighted SIDS by Leah Bamum fee funds. from ACGFA provided events Hao Chung, the president of the Japanese Club, and community News staff writer Many of the student groups throughout this week, which has group. service projects, Chung said. who received ACGFA money last been designated "International "Every semester we organize events "Right now we are in the pro- Editor's note: The following is month are providing the campus Week." Some of the programs in- two dance parties, a welcome cess of starting an international part three of a series on campus with a wide range of events and cluded a badminton tournament, back party, a Halloween party section at the Wood County Li- groups that received money from programming. international coffee hour and a and a Valentine's Day party," he brary," he said, adding that they begin the student-paid general fee last Groups such as the World Stu- karaoke night. said. are trying to get the library to month. dent Association, the Latino Stu- The group is also having an in- The group, which consists of 20 donate space where they can put This series is attempting to not dent Union, Campus Escort Ser- ternational dinner Saturday, at board members and caters to 500 purchased and donated books by Katie Simmons only answer questions concern- vice, Resident Student Associa- which different foods from all international students, as well as about different cultures of the News staff writer ing various funding criteria used tion and Women for Women have over the world may be sampled. the rest of the University com- world. by the Advisory Committee on been busily planning multitudes Another event presented by munity, also does co- WSA has also donated a lot of This weekend students will General Fee Allocations, but also of diverse programs for the stu- WSA is the "International Fes- sponsorships with other groups, money to charity, much of which have the opportunity to show the functions of some of the cam- dents of the University. tival," which takes place every like the Japanese coffee hour, younger relatives the University pus groups that received general WSA, which received $10,600 fall semester, according to Jaan which WSA co-sponsors with the See ACGFA page three. campus during Lil' Sibs and Kids Weekend. For those students who are feeling spring fever and maybe Thanks for the advice! getting a little homesick with the U.S. shoots nice weather starting to show, this weekend Is the opportunity to bring on to campus a little bit of home with the traditional ac- tivities of Lil' Sibs and Kids down own Weekend. Started more than 20 years ago, this weekend gives the Uni- versity students a chance to in- vite their little siblings or chil- helicopters dren to campus. A weekend filled with fun, the kids get to find out by Susanna M. Senator tapes from the aircraft will be where their older relative spends The Associated Press studied in the Investigation, he six months of his or her life. said. "Back when the University WASHINGTON - American Asked what threat the helicop- used to be on quarters, and we fighter jets mistakenly shot ters might have posed that justi- didn't finish until June, the nice down two U.S. Army helicopters fied shooting them down, Keller weather started to come in May, over northern Iraq Thursday, replied, "I honestly don't know." and this was an opportunity for killing all 26 people aboard. One F-15 fired a radar-seeking kids to see what it was like on a "Something went wrong," said AMRAAM missile, the other a college campus," said Gregg De- the chairman of the Joint Chiefs heat-seeking Sidewinder, the Crane, assistant vice president of of Staff, and President Clinton general said in a telephone brief- student activities. "It was an op- promised to find out what. ing with reporters at the Penta- portunity to bring fun onto the Twenty-one of the dead were gon. campus, and it's been a success military officers from the United Gen. John Shallkashvili, the ever since." States, Britain, France and Tur- Joint Chiefs chairman, said the Last year the youngest sibling key supporting the UN. humani- final order to shoot normally Is who participated in the weekend tarian relief operation for the given "on the scene" and not was under the age of six months, Kurdish minority in northern from military commanders at the the oldest being in the late teens. Iraq. Five Kurd passengers also jets' base in Incirlik, Turkey. Whatever the age, there are a were killed. "Clearly, something went variety of activities available for wrong, and an investigation will the siblings and kids throughout have to determine exactly what the weekend. More than 2,500 did go wrong," said the four-star sibs and kids are expected to Army general, who spearheaded show up for the weekend events. the relief effort for the Kurds in All weekend, students can en- 1991. tertain their guests by going to Softball, men's ten- Iraq. The jets were enforcing the lowed, the helicopters' identifi- nis and baseball. Special dinners "no-fly" zone over the area. cation beacons should have been will be available In Towers Inn operating routinely, Shallkash- and the First United Methodist y All 26 of the people onboard vili said. He did not say whether Church the helicopters were killed. the Pentagon knew if the beacons In the evening students can at- were on or If they emitted the tend workshops, view various Twenty-one were U.S. military proper coded messages. movies, partake in open skating officers, five were Kurd A Kurdish spokesman said the Tk* BG NtwtSlMi W.llmtr at the ice arena or experience Brother Jed preaches his interpretations of the word of God to a capacity crowd at the University "Unworldly Weather" at the passengers. helicopters were ferrying VS., British, French and Turkish offi- Union Ovsl Thursday afternoon. According to Jed, all college students are destined to go to Hell. Planetarium. / Prcsidem Clinton expressed cers from the U.N. office in "terrible sorrow" and promised to Zakho, near the Turkish border. The group planned to meet Kur- find out what went wrong. dish leaders in Saiahaddin, the central region of the Kurdish Cigarette chemicals revealed The helicopters were shot zone. down by two F-15C fighters en- Clinton said those who died forcing the "no-fly zone" over were a part of a "mission of the area. Clinton expressed "ter- mercy. They served with cour- Pressured tobacco companies release top-secret list of contents rible sorrow" and pledged a age and professionalism, and by Luiran Neargaanl said Dr. Robert Suber, a toxicologist for R J. specially blend tobacco to maintain high ni- thorough investigation. they lost their lives while trying The Associated Press Reynolds, which spearheaded the unveiling. cotine while reducing tar. The executive, At the Pentagon, Defense Sec- to save the lives of others. The "We decided the noise level got to the Alexander Spears of Lorillard Tobacco Co., retary William Perry said the important work they were doing WASHINGTON - Under intense pressure point where we had to put those concerns last month testified before Waxman's health fighter pilots mistook the UH-60 must and will continue," he said. from Congress, the nation's biggest tobacco about trade secrets aside," added Reynolds subcommittee that companies don't do that, Blackhawk choppers for Iraqi The dead Included IS from the companies released a top-secret list of spokesman David Fischcl. saying nicotine levels naturally drop when "Hind" helicopters. United States, three from Tur- chemicals In cigarettes on Wednesday. The release came one day before a con- tar drops. key, one from France, two from Both Jets apparently had the "We really deal know the health effects of gressional hearing on the content of ciga- "Once again tobacco industry representa- helicopters in sight during the Britain and five Kurds, Lt Gen. smoking a cigarette with a very specific rettes and whether the Food and Drug Ad- tives have not only withheld Information, but daylight mission and both fired Richard Keller, the chief of staff quantity of chemicals added in a specific ministration should regulate them as drugs. they have misrepresented the truth," Wax- missiles, Perry said. An AWACs of the U.S. European Command combination," said Rep. Ron Wy den. D-Ore. Key to FDA's decision Is proving whether man said. reconnaissance plane was over- in Stuttgart, Germany, said in a "If a disingenuous at best to contend the cigarette companies manipulate nicotine Spears didn't return a phone call seeking seeing the helicopters' flight. telephone briefing with report- absence or presence of certain chemicals levels. On Wednesday's list of additives is comment. "The pilots of the F-ISs feel ers at the Pentagon. means that cigarettes are safe," said Victor tobacco extract, which contains a small Tobacco Is the biggest ingredient in ciga- they had positively identified the "There were no survivora," Zonana, spokesman for the Department of amount of nicotine. Suber contended the rettes, and scientists have shown that tobac- Hinds," said Lt. Gen. Richard Keller said. The bodies were be- Health and Human Services. amount Is too tiny to Justify FDA action. co itself and chemicals in cigarette smoke Keller, chief of staff of the U.S. ing taken to the base in Turkey. "We've been misunderstood, misrepresen- Also Wednesday, Rep. Henry Waxman, are lethal. The government estimates that European Command in Stuttgart, "I take full responsibility for ted and we want the American public to D-Callf., released a 1981 article written by a 400,000 Americana die from cigarettes Germany. Audio and camera today's tragedy,'* Perry said. know there is not any misrepresentation," tobacco executive stating that companies every year.
Wedding bells will ring The U.S. House of Repre- The BG rugby team wins Today, showers and this Saturday In the Kappa sentatives responded to its 13th consecutive Mid- thunderstorms with a high Kappa Gamma sorority demands for tough anti- American Conference around 70. South winds 10 INSIDF 1 house whan two University crime '■gt'ifUr by au- Championship. to 20 mph. Chance of rain students exchange vows. thorizlng the death penalty -■Page 8. near 100 percent. Tonight, Thursday for nearly 70 ad- showers and thunder- " Page 5. ditional crimes. storms, with a low in the mid 40a. Chance of rain N EW S 'Page 6. near 100 percent. The Editorial Page The BG News page two Friday, April 15,1994 The BG News -mcaft* m«w cwirvu "A Commitment to Excellence' 3^ Kirk Pave Itch Glen Lubbert editor-in-chief managing editor
Julie Tagliaferro Eileen McNamara assistant managing editor news editor
Sharon Turco Michael Zawacki Scott DeKatch city editor editorial editor Insider editor E.A.R. to the Ground... The University masses have spoken, and Uncle Paul gets an editorial caning squarely on his presidential pride. ft We're talking about the recent BG News survey that asked if the nearly-completed classroom build- ing should be named for Mr. Olscamp. According to 41 percent of faculty/staff members and 69 percent of students, that choice should be listed in The Histo- ry of Monumentally Bad Ideas just under New Coke. Olscamp Hall? Pay us, PJ That got the cynics at E.A.R. to the Ground won- dering: Do you highly-creative scholars in Reader- ship Land have any bright ideas for naming our newest structure? Sam and Mike have their own ideas for new building name If so, we'd like to hear them. If we get enough re- sponses, and you can keep them relatively clean, we Tuesday's paper made us real- stuck teaching 400-level classes ly happy. We turned to Tuesday's to huge lecture halls. Let her might even be persuaded to publish them. sports sect ion to find our Cleve- teach IS kids In her own hall. Get cracking, kids. This is your chance to give land Indians occupying first Cmon now! something back to the University that has taken so place. Just like they were the day Or here's a new thought that much from you. Send your ideas to: Name The Build- before. And the day before that. Just entered our minds right now. ing, E.A.R., 210 West Hall. And the day before that. The new classroom building? It's Not to mention they spent going to be pretty, right? It'a go- **• Wednesday and Thursday in first ing to be shiny, right? We're pay- place. And when you get done ing for it to be here, right? Let's E.A.R Central's campus eyes have sighted the first reading this column, check out call it The Jason T. Jackson Hall. true sign of spring. It's Brother Jed & Company- the sports. There they are again. Sam Mike Okay? God's personal front men - here on their annual pil- The Tribe. First place. &; The Center for Awesome Love. Four words regarding the In- Melendez Cook Getting back to Tuesday's paper. grimmage to save demonic student souls and model dians: Wire to wire, baby! We see Larry the Reporter wrote their trademark natty attire. So we're thrilled. We try to a strange little article about how We're not sure how long their gig will last, so be envision a scenario In which we const ruction done 74 days before Cmon! Give the school 10 million some maniac ex-professor or sure to catch their wacky fun. The gang at E.A.R. are more thrilled. We turn to deadline), where alternative bucks, you name the building. something has started this thing knows they're old news, but they're still some of the Tuesday's page two and we see names for the new building were Cmon Board of Trustees, we called The Center for Awesome cheapest damned (excuse us, Jed - darned ) enter- pie charts! Sixty-nine percent of discussed. need the money. You know, with Love, which basically Is one guy tainment in town. students polled are not pumped Paul Brown Hall. Frequent the extra cash, we could have af- answering the phone explaining up about the new classroom column contributor and daughter forded to actually put professors how people can experience really *•* building being named Paul J. Of one good lookin' kielbasi- in the building. Awesome Love if they let him Olscamp Hall. making mom, Julie Michalak, How's that for biting political explain how to release all of their So this development naturally points out the Cleveland Browns commentary, huh? Anger. From the E.A.R. They Never Leave Well Enough screams to us "Column Idea!" used to hold their training camp So, fellow Journalist Joe Petf- The point is, it's a wonderful Alone file: No, actually It screams "Incredi- at BGSU. Specifically, they prac- fer points out the Newloves' name, and he should share it. The Mattel, Inc. has announced a line of Nancy Kerri- bly Easy Column Ideal" A col- ticed on the very aight of the new would be good candidates. You Center for Awesome Love. We'd gan dolls, to be sold beginning this fall. The first will umn so easy it could write itself. classroom building. know they have the cash. Be- attend on a regular basis. wear a copy of her Olympic costume. But then, on our way over to Sure! Name it after the foun- sides, their name is on Just about Regardless, this whole naming E.A.R. has heard the rumor that each model will be the paper, we're wandering der and first head coach of the everything else in town, so you thing is madness. Madness, we anatomically correct - that is, with a collapsible through the Union parking lot, Browns. This will also appease know ifs Just eating at them tell you. knee and a whiney voice that says, "This is the most and we run into Brother Jed! Just people from Cincinnati, KY, they're not on campus yet Speaking of Madness, East corniest thing I've ever done." in time for B-GLAD week! This is 'cause of course Paul Brown James Baldwin Hall. Another Merry Madness and Frazee spectacular! Knee-jerk reaction- founded the Bengals. Which Highway idea. He's alumni; he's Frenzy.. (Oh, what a spectacular ary conservative homophobe never would have happened if a great author. Why not? transition! You see, that's why preacher vs. progressive human Art Modell wouldn't have fired Janet Kelly Hall. Wonder-prof Sam and Mike make theBIG The BG News Staff rights activists. Our money's on him In an Incredibly Senseless Janet Kelly, we cant get enough BUCKS! Yea sir. That's why we'- the latter. Act (first of a aeries). of her. JK let the two of us write ve got the coveted Friday slot. photo editor Ross Weiizncr Column ideas are everywhere! Which brings US to Naming a 40-page paper on how the Our transitions just rockl It'a like a dream! Olscamp or assistant photo editor Nathan Wallace Rights. Presidential Election should be "Speaking of Madness." Wow!) Jed? Jed or Olscamp? Heada for The new fad In professional more like the NCAA basketball Anyway, speaking of Madness, sports editor Mark DcChani Olscamp, tails for Jed. Call It in sports Is to sell the naming rights tourney. You know, 64 candi- the Mas from The Super Infor- assistant sports editor Randy Setter the air, Ross the Shutter Monkey. to the athletic faculty. For exam- dates, November Madness. mation Highway have briefed us assistant sports editor Mike Kazimore Heada It is. ple, next year the Colorado Rock- We love JK. She could teach a on the following happenings... Insider managing editor Joe Pciffcr So Join us as we speed to the lea will be playing at Coors Field. class on subject matter as dry aa special projects editor Dawn Keller wonderfully structured think So we're thinking BGSU could a glass of sand, and we'd show up Sam and Mike are columnists assistant special projects editor Leah Barnum tank that la The Sam and Mike have sold the naming rights for 'cause it'd be fun and interesting. for The BG News. B-maU them copy chief Meridith McCrackcn Super Information Highway (re- the new classroom building. Besides, JK Is always getting now: ameiefidwondy.bgsu.edu. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR The BG News Editorial Office tural and social events. The BSU Ms. Barnum's report were born, matt sentence: "WHAT A editor 372-6966 ACGFA article serves to orient, facilitate and to a large extent, out of Ignor- JOKEIIIIIIIIir Insider 372-6967 biased and foster political, educational and ance, APA Invites her and others What has the "prostigous" Paul managing editor 372-2603 social awareness of black stu- who share her misunderstand- Olscamp done for our University assistant managing editor 372-6968 misleading dents. The BBCA provides lngs to attend Its meetings and to receive this honor? What will news editor 372-2952 events that promote the history, activities. Perhaps this will pro- sjsj Mtminh— trnir guides, bo city editor 372-6968 tradition and culture of African vide her with an opportunity to stole to say as they pass this sports editor 372-2602 The BG News: better Inform ThsBGivsws au- building in the future? All of the What Ms. Barnum should do Is dience about the APA, its objec- editorial 372-2604 Your front-page article of Fri- other buildings on campus have day April 8,1994 is incredible, indicate the differences and tives and iu programs. been named for people who have baneful and misleading; and It Is uniqueness of these organiza- Madulreh given 100 percent to BGSU and 204 West Hall biased against the African Peo- tions in the various constituen- Solomon Omo-Osagie II the students that "they cared" Bowling Green State University ple's Association (APA), the cies that they serve We wish to Publicity Committee, African about. Why not name it for one of Bowling Green, Ohio 43403-0726 campus group on whose behalf point out to Ms. Barnum that had People's Association the great professors who work [email protected] this reaction Is being made Your she dene her homework proper- everyday for the students? Bet- staff writer's purported attempt ly.lt would not have been diffi- ter yet, why not name It after cult for her to know that the Uni- Olscamp doesn't Copyright ©1994 by Hie BO News. Reprinting of any material in to answer questions concerning BARNEY, even he has done more the funding criteria employed by versity requires every organ lza- this publication without the permission of The BG News is strictly for the education of students ACGFA and the functions of bon that seeks recognition and deserve new than Paul hasl prohibited. campus groups seems to be a funding to have stated goals and The BG News is an independent student voice founded in 1920 and rushed and confusing piece of objectives, The organisations In building title If BGSU cares so much about is published daily during the academic year and Wednesdays in the Journalism. While we acknowl- question are recognized by Uni- the students, why dont they let Mlflifflff-f ■ edge and appreciate the probable versity authoritle* because each The BG Newss them have some say in who the The BO News encourages its leaden to notify the paper of any good Intents of Leah Barnum's has different goals and objec- Wow. J thought I had heard new building gets it's name from? errors in stories or photograph descriptions. article, we crave your Indulgence tives. everything, that was at least until On second thought, let him have Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the student to not confuse the APA and its Your araHanre, especially stu- I openedThsBCNaws on Mon- the honor, and let him teach body, faculty or University administration. Opinions expressed in objectives with any other group dents, U entitled to accurate in- day to see it right there on the there at least than ha would columns, cartoons and letters are not necessarily those of The BG on campus, simply because that formation. If Ms. Barnum la front page, "New Building To Be have to walk more than 20 feet to other group has people of color in f~"m|ttti1trt this iiuik ACROSS THE NATION A badge and a smile and based on letters from the MANILA, Philippines - Con- public, Maganto said. cerned that the arrogant image of Manila's police intimidates citi- Nancy gets her own doll zens more than criminals, offi- EL SEGUNDO, Calif. ~ Nancy, cials are offering cash incentives meet Barbie. to officers who carry out their A line of Nancy Kerrigan dolls duties with the "cutest" possible will appear on store shelves this smile. fall, Mattel Inc. said Wednesday. ITHREEApril 1 5 19 9 4 "Starting this week, we will be Mattel, which makes Barbie, on the lookout for the policeman said the first Kerrigan doll will with the sweetest smile," Senior wear a replica of the gold cos- Fore! Superintendent Romeo Maganto tume the champion figure skater of Manila's Western Police Dis- wore during the Olympics in Lil- trict said today. "This is no laugh- lehanuner, Norway. ing matter. Flash your cutest "We think that she is a very smile and win." positive role model for young The owner of the winning smile girls," Mattel President Jill will receive 1,000 pesos (about Barad said in a statement. $37). Winners in the weekly com- No word on whether one of the petition will be picked during dolls will feature a bruised kr.ee. surprise visits to police stations lop Singles Top Albums Weekly charts for the Weekly charts for the nation's best-selling nation's best-selling singles as they appear albums as they appear in next week's issue of in next week's issue of Billboard magazine. Billboard magazine. Reprinted with Reprinted with permission. Platinum permission. Platinum signifies more than i signifies more than 1 million copies sold. million copies sold. 1. Bump N'Grind, ft. 1. The Division Bell, Kelly (Jive) Platinum. Pink Floyd (Columbia) 2. The Sign, Ace of Base 2. Above the Rim (Arista) Platinum. Soundtrack (Death Row- 3. Without You-Never Interscope) Forget You, Mariah 3. The Sign, Ace of Base Carey (Columbia) (Arista) Platinum. 4. Mmm Mmm Mmm 4. Longing In their Mmm, Crash Test Hearts, Bonnie Raitt APFk«taA«erUalsa> Dummies (Arista) (Capitol) Bill Mackey stands outside his home la Cuthbert, Gs., Inspecting during strong gale winds Wednesday. No family members were 5. So Much In Love, All- 5. August * Everything damage done by a sngarberry tree after It crashed Into his house Injured from the damage. 4-0ne (Blitzz) After, Counting Crows 6. The Most Beautiful (Geffen) Platinum, i Girl in the World, 6.12 Play, R. Kelly ACCFA Prince (NPG) (Jive) Platinum. 7. The Power of Love, 7. Not a Moment Too Continued from page one. Student Association because we each year, which is read by the shows and art exhibits - all fea- Celine Dion (Music) Soon, Tim McGraw want to serve American students, mayor of Bowling Green. They turing work of people from all 8. Wham Man, Salt-N• (Curb) the group raises Itself. too." also have a "Fiesta Luncheon" the Spanish-speaking countries Pepa featuring En a live at the Acropolis, "Last semester we collected Other organizations have been and a keynote speaker and enter- of the world Vogue (Next Plateau- Yanni (Private Music) donations for the Indian Earth- busy, as well. The Latino Student tainment, according to Yolanda One of the most important London) 9. Music Box, Marian quake relief fund," he said Union received $17,200 from Flores, the group's adviser. events of the month is the Span- 9. Streets of Carey (Columbia) Chung said WSA serves the en- ACGFA. With that they plan a Throughout the month, LSU ish mass, which is given at St. Philadelphia, Bruce Platinum. tire University. month full of activities for His- has at least three programs each Thomas More Catholic church in "A misconception that most panic Heritage Month, as well as week, and additional programs Spanish. Springsteen (Columbia) 10. The Colour of My people have about WSA is that we other events throughout the year. on the weekends, she said. "Being Catholic is a very big 10. Now and Forever, Love, Celine Dion . only serve foreign students," LSU begins Hispanic Heritage Events include poetry read- Richard Marx (Capitol) (Music) Chung said "We call it World Month with a new proclamation ings, programs on health, fashion See ACCFA, page five. JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE cMfduL QL>i All Students with NDSL, Perkins, Nursing and/or Schcll student loans graduating or leaving BGSU at the end of Spring semester 1994 are required to attend an exit interview. Please plan to attend one of the following Student Loan Exit Interviews held in BA Building. Monday, April 18 BA-112 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, April 19 BA-113 9:30 a.m. BA-112 5:00 p.m. April 20th 4:30 - 6:30 p. Wednesday, April 20 BA-110 3:30 p.m. & 6:00 p.m. Thursday, April 21 BA-112 4:00 p.m. Free!! Free!! Free!! The repayment provisions of your NDSL, Perkins, Nursing and/or Schell student loans will be explained at this session. Please allow Sign up in the UAO office today! approximately one hour for the interview. (you must sign up to attend) Note, students who do not attend an interveiw session will have their Learn some safety tips and how to care for your bike for spring. grades and transcripts withheld. Contact the Student Loan Collection Office at 372-8112 If you are unable to Call 2-7164 or 2-2343 for more information. attend one of the above sessions or have any questions. Campus The BG News page four Friday, April 15, 1994 Lucas County Professors explore Chapter obtains history book reflective thought house off by Katie Simmons cided that there was a need for "In other words, you can't teach wins contest News staff writer clarification, or better detail, in this process in a freshman course campus the development of young adults. and expect the students to grasp by Cynthia Kent A University professor has col- The book that came from this the information." News staff writer by Courtney B. Gangeml laborated with a University of decision, "Developing Reflective News staff writer Judgment," focuses on the ques- Another audience King ad- A book about Lucas County history is the winning entry in the Denver professor on a book about the de- tion of how students think and dresses in her publication are The campus greek envi- second annual Local History Publication Award competition react to complex issues. This those assessing the outcome. sponsored by the Center for Archival Collections at the Univer- velopment of ronment will grow a little reflective stems from King's idea that col- These individuals involved with sity. larger next fall when the thinking from 0 *-% lege-level students believe the research behind the topic are Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity The short paperback published by the Waterville Historical adolescence T. 7f differently about pressing issues asked to realize the demon- moves into University- Society is titled A History of the Columbian House. It won a through . then those students in high stration in the improvement of owned property on South $500 cash award. Diane Britton, chairwoman of the public histo- adulthood. school, and those differences reflective thinking. Prospect Street. ry program at the University of Toledo, and Toledo graduate Patricia ' / should be recognized. The fraternity has been students Susan Blumensaadt, Deborah Kling and Traci McCIo- King, acting < The material in the book varies The book is designed to lay out working for four years, and sky are the co-authors of the winning publication. chairwoman according to the different audi- the progression of development their persistence paid off and associate ences addressed. in a set of seven stages. The sev- this month when the frater- "I was particularly pleased on the recognition the [history] professor for ""• "On the level of the faculty au- en stages are an expansion and a nity received a letter from program is receiving as a result of the contest," Britton said. higher education and student af- dience, the book is made to make building block taken from the the office of Michael Vet- "The focus is now on the students and the program." fairs at the University, and co- them understand that the process work and research of other theo- ter, assistant vice president author Karen Strohm met in of making judgments about con- rists. These seven stages are the of student affairs, confirm- To be considered for recognition, publications must deal with graduate school. During a gradu- troversial issues, in accordance make up of the original idea the local history, geographically defined as the 19 northwest ing the chapter's accep- ate seminar at the University of to adolescence, is actually a de- created by the two authors into a tance of its request for Ohio counties, which include the Fire]ands and Maumee Valley Minnesota, the two authors de- velopmental process," King said. Reflective Judgment Model. regions. greek housing, said Todd Kleismit, secretary for Phi Sigma Kappa. The fraternity completed Organization offers aid all the application require- ments and five of its mem- bers gave a formal presen- Women's group gives scholarships to female students tation to the Greek Housing Board, which then submit- ted its recommendations to by Angle Amburgey The Professional Network is a working women at all different Vetter's office, Kleismit News contributing writer non-profit group that meets once levels, from secretaries to doc- said. a month for dinner and a speaker tors," Dugan said. "The monthly A Toledo area women's organi- speaker is always a working "We're very excited with a board meeting afterwards, about getting the house," zation is offering scholarships according to Dr. Julie Dugan, woman within the community. said Brad Shlnn, chapter for traditional and non- president of the organization. "Our major purpose is to em- president. "We feel we've traditional female students. "Our organization consists of power women with the power of Janelle Rcnee Monnin other women," she said. earned it, and the addition The group raises money for the of the house will make our Kelly Elizabeth Thompson chapter even stronger." s Shannon Marie Collins scholarships primarily through CO fundraisers, but also receives Seven members of the Jill Marie Wooten 4- donations and a small part of fraternity and a house di- Jennifer Hope Gibson funds from the dinners, Dugan rector will be moving into Deanna Kathleen Giordano 'ahiti said. the house at 129 S. Prospect Jennifer Kathleen Czerwinski The number and amount of St. in the fall, Kleismit said. scholarships varies depending "There's no doubt that Colleen Michelle Saringer getting a house has always Amy Kathleen McKinnon *00m w»"da are upon the number of applicants and the amount of funds that the been our No. 1 objective," Kelly Lyn Hohler organization has raised, Dugan Shlnn said. **V said. Three chapters chose to Last year, the group awarded apply when the house off one $1000 scholarship, Dugan campus became available, said. according to JoAnne Arn- This is the eighth year the holt, associate director of scholarship has been awarded. greek life. Rent from "We're very happy for Any major can receive the schol- arship with no grade point aver- the chapter," Amholt said. age requirement limitations. "They have been on the HERTZ PENSKE. waiting list [for a house] for The deadline for the schol- years. They are very de- arships is April 30. Applicants serving of the house." must submit a letter of financial When a house becomes And be a available, all chapters who need, career Intentions, tran- presently do not have Uni- script of grades, one to three let- versity property are noti- ters of recommendation and any ROAD SCHOLAR. fied. 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MUSICAL ARTS CENTER FOUNDERS MilXUIALD COMMO.VS KJOH.SCHKH The BG News Campus Friday, April 15,1994 page five Junior Falcons Wedding bells to ring Leaders to play big boys in BG sorority house address by Katie Simmons by Courtney B. Gingeml the chapel fit for a wedding. The major and plans on attending cultural News staff writer News staff writer Kappa house will work out per- graduate school at Miami Uni- All area children between the ages of six and 16 will be given fectly because it already has a versity in the fall. She will pur- sue her master's degree in col- file opportunity to meet and work with their favorite Falcon Wedding bells will ring this piano and is nicely decorated." variety football player at the fourth annual Junior Falcon Day on Satur- Saturday In the Kappa Kappa The couple has rented out lege student personnel and will day. ft*"""* sorority house when two Junction Bar and Grill for a few be working as a hall director. by John Glbnsy The Bowling Green Falcon Football Program will once again University students exchange hours after the ceremony for the Whin is a University telecom- News staff writer be hosting this year's activities for all children eager to meet vows. more traditional reception. It will munications major and will be their favorite Falcon players and coaches, and to learn some ba- Mary Margaret Vestor, Kappa be a place for family and friends moving to Oxford, Ohio, with his Ohio government leaders sic football concepts while having fun with the team. Kappa Gamma of Columbus, and to gather, Vestor said. new wife He plans on seeking will join Gov. George Voin- The day begins at 10:45 am. for the participants, when they Daniel Whin Jr., Beta Theta PI of employment with his fraternity, ovich in Columbus today to are dropped off at Perry Stadium and welcomed by head coach Cuyahoga Falls, will be married "We wanted to have a which has its administrative of- address cultural diversity Gary Blackney. this weekend In a small cere- fices in the area. Issues at the second The kids then go through some basic football drills with the mony. wedding, but we're Whin's fraternity brothers are "Governor's Challenge team and throughout the day engage in various competitions, in- "We wanted to have a wedding, poor. We were looking forward to Saturday's Conference." cluding pf—ing and punting, watch highlight films from last but we're poor," Vestor said. "We events, chapter president Jason The conference's theme, year and end the day with a hot dog lunch with the players and were kidding around one night kidding around one Shawberry said. "We knew they "Governmental Diversity: would get married one day," he staff. and Dan said we should get mar- night and Dan said Removing the Barriers," "We get the kids out there with our players and put them ried in my house." said. promotes equal opportunity through some basic calisthenics and drills - nothing too strict - The Kappa Kappa Gamma we should get "The wedding in the Kappa and social justice in Ohio and we just have a lot of fun with them," said Terry Malone, as- house does not have a history of house Is a great Idea," Shawberry communities, according to married in my house. said. "It will be a high point for sistant football coach and director of Junior Falcon Day. weddings, but will work out per- Michelle Bueml, spokes- During the program the kids gain the opportunity to work one- fectly for the couple's needs, We didn't want this to everyone in the semester." person for the Department on-one with their favorite position and player on both the Vestor said. be a big production - of Administrative Services. offensive and defensive side of the team. "We didnt want this to be a big The biggest experience in a "It brings community "We have a lot of fun watching the younger kids trying to do production - publicity and all publicity and all that. fraternity brother's life is get- leaders together and talks some of the things our players our doing," Malone said. "Some- that," Vestor said. "We Just We just wanted to get ting married and this event will about plans of action to im- times we tend to think our players get a bigger kick out of it then wanted to get married." married." give all of Whin's brothers the prove cultural diversity," some of the kids - we all have a great time." Vector's mother would have opportunity to experience it with Buemi said. The program at Bowling Green originated four years ago liked the couple to exchange Mary Margaret Vestor, Dan, according to Shawberry. As many as 240 repre- through Blackney, who had done something similar when he was vows In Prout Chapel, but the Kappa Kappa Gamma sentatives from across the at The Ohio State University and had gotten positive results. chapel la a little depressing to bride-to-be "The wedding gives the oppor- state are expected to attend The first year turnout was a mere 20 children, probably due to Vestor. tunity for all of Mary's sisters the free event. the snow on the ground. Attendance now is more than 145 chil- "It's run down and dark on the and Dan's brothers to be able to University faculty mem- dren, which was the attendance last year. inside," Vestor said. "It would Both Individuals graduate In attend," Shawberry said. "We're bers Jim Litwin and Jack take a lot of decorating to make May. Vestor Is a liberal studies very excited for them." Taylor will be in attendance as well. ACGFA Litwin, who also serves as chairman of the Bowling Continued from page three. end of the year to honor students members of the group want to be cars, he said. "We are under-funded and Green Human Relations for work they've done all year, able to stay open longer. "In the past we've had people over-programmed - and that's by Commission, said he is very part of Spanish culture," Flores and to present the scholarship," The group consists of about 40 talk to sororities and fraternities our own choice," he said. "We do excited about the event. said. "Everyone is not Catholic, Flores said. members, and some are vol- about our program - basically a lot of fundraisers, too." "I've been Increasingly but almost everyone Is raised The Campus Escort Service is unteers, while others are paid to like information sessions," Os- intrigued by the city be- Catholic." different from most organiza- escort people. borne said. "The biggest thing Is Women for Women, which coming more diverse, along LSU, which has about SO mem- tions, because it employs many "We have a staff of volunteers, letting people know we're availa- received $13,860 from ACGFA with the problems and op- bers, also does a mentor program of Its members. but In order to make sure we ble." also has numerous programs on portunities it presents," Li- with disadvantaged high school The organization provides es- have enough people coming In, Another group that contributes women's issues. twin said. students from the Perrysburg corts for people walking alone we pay a skeleton crew a mini- much to the programming at the The rise in hate crimes area. The group also raises after dark. It will use the $21,000 mum wage," Osborne said. University with money from The group has about 10 mem- and the renewed efforts money each year for a schol- it received from ACGFA to Everyone goes through train- ACGFA is RSA, which received bers, and it programs for both from the Ku Klux Klan are arship in memory of Miguel expand hours next year, accord- ing before they are employed, he $8,900. women and men of the Universi- disturbing, Litwin said. Omelas, who used to teach at the ing to Jim Osborne, president of added. ty community. The group also While Bowling Green has University. the organization. The organization also adver- RSA offers programs for the publishes a monthly newsletter had gradual Improvements The group also presents plays Although now the service Is tises, does Informational presen- on-campus students at the Uni- that Includes all the month's in race relations, much and co-sponsors many programs only open from dusk until 1 am. tations and organizes fundraisers versity, about 7,000 students, ac- events, according to Elizabeth more needs to be done, he with other campus organizations. Monday through Thursday, and to help pay for some expenses, cording to Robert Francis, presi- West, coordinator of the organi- said. "We also have a banquet at the Fridays from dusk until 10 p.m., such as gas for the escort service dent of RSA zation. D8RTY DO EN BRASS B& TOM0RTOW N1QHT m KOiAGKER HALL /* htF .0 TICKETS: $12, $10, $8 ® Wf $3 DISCOUNT for BGSU STUDENTS ft AVAILABLE AT KOBACKER BOX OFFICE M CALL 2-8171 FOR TICKET INFORMATION kv. 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N IN IN LN IN IN IN >.N Frad Hauer A Amanda Bohardt Marc Sweet & Carol Lipscomb Rudi Feasei & Maria Shell Andy McMurray A Holly Meyer I Humenskay & Kelly Morlarty Scott Gallagher A Andrea Dillow Spencer Twyford & Kelly Rutter Jason Burkett & Karrie Rohr Jason Moses & Denise Mlecznlkowskl Bob Hanmer & Tina Lear John Coletta & Amy Bauer Because this Kyte"Anthony A Jaime Hessman Adam Roth A Sandy Fchwicterman Mike Shaffer A Colette Cadegan Doug Fox A Amy Filichowski Tom Lin A Yoko Ono Dave Lewis A Beth Malloy Brian Telesz A Julie Hartman Jason Egger A Angela Smith It's a free Country ToddWhitesellATinaBarr Ryan Lawrence A Bridgette Grills Mike Nolan A Kim Beckerich Mitch Kozub & Gina Vechiarelli Frank Colonna A Anne Berger Stuff only Scott Thompson A Abigail Scarbrough Gary Savage & Danielle Yassall Josh Polk & Kristen Todoroff Jason Jenke A Maria Becker Matt Gallagher A Miss Hollywood goes Bo far. Matt Kneeland A Kelley Polk Tony Nehls A Christy Molnar Ryan Ferguson A Mindy Shasteen Chris Ricketts A Maritizia Zilles Jason Brofford A Kelly Mclntyre Dante Orsini A Becky Knuth Tony Geraci A Carin Nardecchia Jon Hunady A Britt Longstreth Faisal Aziz A Stacie Kalifoot Ron Kerg A Denise Bromeler Fred Matvlas A Melissa Utrata Brian Smith A Michelle Busanus Icculus A Suzy Greenberg Andy Stephey A Heidi Hartman Sean Stoner A AshJay Taylor Eric Pullins A Krista Griffith Mark Ciccero A Kelly Hohlar Tony Geraci A Carin Mike DeAngelis A Deanna Darren Caywood A Renee' Atoers Mike Wilson A Came Pilgrim Roman 8mlth & TWia Durnell Jayson Macauda &, Laur, k VISA Mare Sweet ipscomb A Hurray AI Holly Meyer ric Pullins S Krista Griffith I SWEETHEARTS lt'deveryv*kere^ you "wsint to be* AB*iH6, 1 e VIM u.a.A. inc. 199* Sports The BG News Friday, April 15,1994 page seven Track travels to Miami byJohn Boyle Kallage sparks BG, News sports writer indoor season is sophomore distance runner Tracey Losi. Losi placed fourth in the Mid- Ohio's best IS men's and women's track teams American Conference cross country meet last fall will descend upon Oxford, Ohio this weekend for which earned her all-league honors. drives in nine runs the All-Ohio Track and Field (Championships. "Tracey Losi is having a wonderful year," Price The goals for BG's two entries are different. The said. "She has the best time in the MAC in the by Brian Mart women will try to win their fourth consecutive All- 1500m (4:39.5) at this point." News sports writer RBIs apiece to the Falcon at- Schmitz said. Ohio title while the men hope to finish in the top Nikki Sturzinger and Jane Moeller also figure to tack. Boggs went the distance on five. big meets for the Falcons. Moeller, the team's best Rob Kallage knocked in nine Jason Tippie picked up his the hill for the second consecu- The women's title chase should come down to all-around athlete, should place in multiple events, runs to propel the Falcon base- fourth win of the campaign de- tive start and raised his record BG and Ohio. The Bobcats are the only team in Price said. Sturzinger is the top freshman shot- ball team to a doubleheader spite being roughed up for six to 2-1 with the win. Ohio that give the Falcons problems, head coach putter in all of Ohio, Price added. sweep of Ball State Wednes- earned runs in five and one "We have a great defense on Steve Price said. "I'm hoping for our best team performance of day. third innings. Eric Stachler re- this team," Schmitz said."We "We haven't been able to beat Ohio University," the year," men's head coach Sid Sink said heading Kallage tired the final five batters in want our pitchers to get ahead Price said. "It's the one fly in the ointment at the into this weekend's meet. drove in six notching his second save. Tip- in the count and force the hit- moment. BG's best performance, however, might not runs and pie and Stachler combined to ters to swing so the defensive "They've just put together a great team this year guarantee them a first place finish. missed hit- strike out 11 Cardinals. can do its job, and they did - they're strong in every event." "I'm expecting a lot of improvements and being ting for the "Tippie really only made one that." Individually, BG is led by its indoor Ail- competitive within the top five," Sink said "It is cycle by only bad pitch," Schmltz said, re- The Falcon defense did not American shot putter Nlkki Lesslg. Lesslg, a jun- going to be tough because Miami is very strong a single as ferring to a two-run homer he commit any errors in the twin- ior, hasn't produced the same results in the out- and Ohio State, of course, is one of the best Big Ten the Falcons surrendered to BSU third bill and have not committed door season, but Price said it's just a matter of teams," Sink said. outslugged baseman Corey White in the one in the last four contests. time. the Cardinals Schmltz sixth. "The key is that he and BG (12-8 overall, 4-4 in Mid- "She's doing well outdoors, but yet isn't quite Junior Ail-American Scott Thompson figures to 12-6 in the Stachler [combined with game American Conference play) where she was indoors," he said. be competitive, but BG's other hurdlers figure to nightcap. His three-run home one starter Chris Boggs] only will host Eastern Michigan (3-3 Someone who is producing better thus far in the be as well. run in the seventh provided BG walked two batters in the in the MAC) for a pair of with some necessary insur- doubleheader." doubleheaders this Saturday ance. Kallage and centerfielder and Sunday at Warren Stellar "Kallage swung the bat very Eddie Stadifer provided the Field. Schmitz would like to see well to say the least, as did the offensive spark to back the a nice turnout. Softball anxious to play whole team," head coach complete game pitching of "It will be nice to play at Danny Schmitz said. "That's Boggs as the Falcons cruised to home considering we've played by Jamie Schwaberaw only in its third year of existence. frustrating than anything lately good to see because our bats a 13-1 win in the opener. only one home game so far this News sports writer They do have an excellent re- that we haven't been able to had been relatively quiet com- Standifer was the BG cata- year. EMU is off to a good start cord, though, despite their new- play." ing in." lyst from the leadoff position, so we will need another strong Frustrated! This is the way the ness. Akron, as far as April 11, Rightfielder Brian Taylor rapping four hits, scoring four performance to beat them. It Bowling Green Softball team is was 5-4 in the Mid-American A bright spot on the team has and first baseman Andy Tracy runs and stealing a base. would be nice to see a big feeling right now. Having games Conference and 15-5 overall. been Jennifer Wolf. She is fourth contributed three hits and two "Standifer had a great day," crowd." canceled against Miami of Ohio "Their program is coming in the MAC with a 1.87 ERA and and the University of Dayton this along great," Miller said. is second in strikeouts, racking week, the team cant help feeling up 46. ^MMS^MMMMMM^^MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM^^^MM^ antsy to play. With an absolutely perfect day "We can't wait to Wolf and Lisa Mount joy expect on Thursday the team finally got show our stuff at to be on the mound this weekend to go outside for practice. for the Falcons. "It was a great practice," BG home." \jfi\kho^rL coach Rachel Miller said. "Now Desima all we need to do is actually play Junior catcher Kathy Holland Wendi & Brian Maddog Hawaii Woman & JR a game." Rachel Miller, softball is leading the team in batting Sara & Dan the Man Kristin & G.I. 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The Associated Press by Girrett Walkup "The only way he (Moon) What has free agency and a would be here would be to play News sports writer salary cap done to the NFL? for a certain amount to fit our It is getting down to crunch Just ask Mark Rypien, the budget," Reese said. "That would MVP In the 1992 Super Bowl and make him lower paid than a lot of tune. The women's tennis team seeks now In search of a Job. Or Warren people on the team, which I could to put a halt to their current Moon, traded after leading his never see happening." conference losing streak as they team to the playoffs seven Rypien is almost sure to catch travel to Ball State on Friday and straight years. on with another team. Rod Do- Western Michigan on Saturday. Rypien was cut by the Wash- whower, his quarterback coach ington Redskins on Wednesday, The Cardinals and the Broncos in Washington, is now with Cleve- have plans of their own. WMU while Moon was about to be sent land and said the Browns are in- finished second in the Mid- from Houston to Minnesota for a terested. So, reportedly, are American Conference last year pair of draft picks. Bernle Kosar Kansas City and Tampa Bay. behind Miami University and also changed teams, leaving Dal- But in any of those places, Ry- BSU finished third. BSU could do pien would be insurance for in- las to sign a two-year contract much better with a pair of tal- with the Miami Dolphins. cumbents such as Vlnny Tes- ented recruits brought in. Rypien, who like the Redskins taverde (Browns), Joe Montana BG is looking to get in the way hat been on the decline since (Chiefs) and Craig Erickson of both and pick up a couple of leading them to a 37-24 win over (Bucs). significant conference wins on Buffalo In the 1992 Super Bowl, the road. Physically, the team is was let go after declining to take What this reflects is the reality very ready and proved it last a salary cut from $3 million to $1 of the salary cap, which was in- million next season. creased by another $400,000 on "That's our new way of doing Wednesday to $34.6 million after business," said George Young, the latest audit by the NFL and "I have never faced general manager of the New the Players Association. Peul Chlasso*/AJ> Paoto competition like this. York Giants. "There's another $3 million player who's not a $3 mil- Washington, once one of the Coaches try to break up a bench-clearing brawl which started when Cincinnati's Reggie Sanders was It will be tough lion play er any more." NFL's highest-paying teams, gets bit by a pitch by Montreal pitcher Pedro Martinez. facing two very good There was a lot of that going on $3 million more to work with Wednesday. after lopping off at least another teams back to back, Kosar, who just a year ago was $4 million by cutting Charles but we are ready." making $2 million with Cleve- Mann, Carl Banks, Tim McGee land, moved back to Miami, and Art Monk. The Skins added Carlton denies remarks Julie Weisblatt, BG tennis where he played in college and another veteran Wednesday team owns a house. He signed with the when they signed wide receiver by Hal Bock lieved to hear from him that he truth In It. I reject It completely. Dolphins to back up Dan Marina Henry Ellard from the Los An- The Associated Press denies making remarks that It is wrong about my baseball ca- "It's exciting and an honor for geles Rams. could be Interpreted as offensive reer, my personal beliefs, my week after battling three teams me to come back home and play NEW YORK - Steve Carlton's to Jews and that he finds them as family life and my new home- in five days in lengthy matches here," said Kosar, who led the In fact, revolving quarterbacks denial of anti-Semitic remarks repugnant as we do. Just as base- town. There are so many errors and dropping only one. Mental University of Miami to the 1983 indicate a reality of life in the attributed to him in a magazine ball embodies our best American that it would be foolish to try to toughness has been a question, national championship. "South NFL - a team can now afford article is good enough for the tradition, so does Mr. Carlton's correct them individually. however. Florida has always been special only one high-priced quarter- American Jewish Congress. rejection and repudiation of bi- "But let me say that I specif- in my heart.*' back. David V. Kahn, president of the gotry." ically deny saying anything that "The weekend will certainly be Moon, meanwhile, was set to AJC, welcomed Carlton's state- The AJC had reacted angrily to could be interpreted as offensive a test for us," head coach Penny Join the Vikings after playing 10 Moon is 10 years older than ment disavowing a number of In- the article and asked that the to Jewish people. I stand on my Dean said "We need to stay fo- years with the Oilers. The teams Cody Carlson, and is scheduled to flammatory positions attributed pitcher be barred from ensh- long record of treating all team- cused all through the matches reached a preliminary agree- make $3 million next season with to the pitcher in Philadelphia rinement in Cooperstown. Of mates and opponents with the and play the big points well. That ment Wednesday that would send Magazine, and said the organiza- particular concern were refer- same respect, be they Jewish, is our goal." Houston. Two quarterbacks black or white." Moon to Minnesota in exchange would have accounted for nearly tion would no longer oppose Carl- ences to The Elders of Zion and Carlton went on to say that The Falcons have brought in a for a fourth-round draft pick this 20 percent of the team's payroll ton's Induction into the baseball 12 Jewish bankers meeting in Hall of Fame. Switzerland and ruling the world. Sandy Koufax, a Jew, was one of couple of recruits of their own. year and a conditional third- if Moon stayed. Freshmen Cindy Mikolajewski rounder in 1995. "It is, of course, important to Carlton, elected last January to his role models and that he would and Julie Weisblatt currently In other quarterback news, The Cowboys, meanwhile, will the millions of Americans who the Hall of Fame and due for in- be appearing at an event with view major league baseball as duction July 31, was quick to dis- Koufax in the near future. have the best singles records on former Viking Wade Wilson pay more than $8 million to quar- the team, 18-3 and 16-3, respec- reached an agreement to remain terback Troy Aikman and run- one of the most precious of our tance himself from the story. Jordan, a minor-league pitcher national institutions that those The pitcher issued a statement before turning to writing, stood tively. Mikolajewski is also one with the Saints, who traded for ning back Em ml tt Smith half of the best doubles team for Jim Everett earlier this year. who are honored by entry in its in which he said, "I have just be- by his story, which he developed Hall of Fame exhibit character come aware of the request for an in a two-day visit to Carlton's BG, who along with sophomore All but Moon will be backups. Moreover, deals must be done Patty Bank, have posted 12 wins Moon will replace Jim McMahon, now in order to clear up money and values in keeping with their apology from the American Jew- 400-acre ranch near Durango, acknowledged skill on the field," ish Congress. I Join with them in Colo. out of their 21 matches. another of the revolving door for the draft. In order even to "I have never faced competi- quarterbacks, as the Vikings' participate, a team must have Kahn said in a statement Issued calling for an apology for the in- "I went there and I wrote what Thursday. sensitive remarks attributed to he said and I don't care what he tion like this," Weisblatt said. "It starter. $108,000 per draft choice to will be tough facing two very Oilers general manager Floyd spend. In reality, they will spend "Steve Carlton was undoubted- me by Pat Jordan, the man who says," Jordan said from his home ly one of baseball's most out- wrote the article in question. in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. "I didn't good teams back to back, but we Reese said the team's salary a lot more than that, particularly are ready.'' structure couldn't support two $3 on the high choices. standing pitchers. We are re- "The article has almost no Invent this stuff." Classifieds UNIVERSITY RED CROSS ROYAL CLEANNMIor your Home cleaning • FREE PIZZA' FREE PIZZA ' FREE KARAOKE B.Q.S.U. 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MookTrMTaam Acouerlc Muek Como|olnttelun, Informational Meetln( Tom Gorman Data: Aprils. 1994 CITY EVENTS ATTENTION WATEBSKCRSII VOLUNTEERS NEEDED! I PERSONALS w/Parefa> View m mig. ol tw year m—m Election of Now Location-113 BA 1M4 Racraallonal Sparta Biathlon Grounds lor Thought Time: MOM Seturday.ApnM8.1994 ONoan PSYCHICFAIR Saturday at I pm tea* Mernbers Welcome All interested BGSU Sign up In the Student Rec Center Sundey.Aprtl 17.11:00 am-700 pm • GAMMA PU BETA BALLOON SALE * Tues.Apr. 18 0:00 pm 1MBA MM are MM Mem Office by Apm 14 AOTT • AOTT ■ AOTT • AOTT • AOTT The Juneaon Roitauram. Bowling Green Let someone know you think, For mor* Mo. a* Ma* M 447-2879 toanand.il you All volunteer! receive a tree Celebrate MainSl.alWooaier ney're greet win a bououetof Com* Join Tho Funl BVatMon titvn Charier day Adm.uron $ 1, benefits Dog RaaoueWoman balloons. G Phi B Balloon Sale plaaaacalChrlaty For more fcitormabon call 372-7462 April 1 581.1984 ■12-1529. Mon. Apr. 18 - Thur. 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Gamma WASH THAT CAR I at SOLOs Car Wash Panhel's Saturday, April IPm. 12-4 pm AVAILABLE GET WHAT YOU WANT • Uld-Am Bank • KARWASHI RENTALS FOR 1993-1994 R.E. MANAGEMENT I 94-95 "Quality Off-Campus Housing" 2 Bedrooms £^A11 Sport •841 Eighth St • 640 Eighth St •313 N. Main St UMPIRES i Champs •733MnviDe • 317 N. Main St. •615 Second St 520 L Reed •755Manville • Campus Manor • Rockledge Manor jNEEDED!!!; 824BtJiSt •777ManviDe (505 dough) (840 & 850 Sixth St) • 801 & 803 5tti CHECK OUT OUR REDUCED RATES ON SELECTED PROPERTIES Anyone IntoreateBeJ In * Suspiring little League! 308 Mull * Baseball UriJs nunnter I 709 5 ttl St CALL US TODAY In Bowling Green, J iFor More Information OR STOP LN FOR BROCHURE (here mill be a • s M-F 8 to 5 ■seetlng thfa Sunday, • CallNEWLOVE SAT 10 to 2 April 17, l»S4,7t30at: I the Carter Park Rentals Facility. Any • 352-5620 352-9302 113 Railroad St Question* , Call .toff 2 A I (next to Kinko's) Merrill at 352-4102 I I Our Only Office aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Classifieds 1 he BG News page ten Friday, April 15, 1994 CMMM from p. s GREAT FOOD t GOOD TIMES AT CAMPUS MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED lor graduate CRUISE SHIPS HIRING 228 S. College FREE HE AT POLLYEYES STOP IN 8 ENTE TO WIN A apt next year. Senior or graduate student pre- - Earn up to $2,000 plus/month FOR SALE 1 bdrm apt*. Free heat, water 8 aewer. Wa- AOTT ■ AOTT ■ AOTT ■ AOTT • AOTT TREK 800 MOUNTIAN BIKE. DAILY SPE- ferred. Academics is pnonty but can still relax. on Cruise Ships or Land-Tour companies. CongrarukMiona AOTT alum Jodie Caetanza sher/dryer on premises. Pet* o.k. Cal New- CIALS 8 BUFFET. 440 E. COURT New apartment - call Mike & 353-0928. Summer a Full-Time employment available. on being HUN UAO President I tova Rental* 352-5620. Our only office. No experience necessary. "2 NEW SPEAKERS" AOTT • AOTT'AOTT • AOTT'AOTT Male roommate needed lor 2 bdrm apt. tor 3 bdrm House. 12 mo. lease For into, call 1-206 634 0466 eit C 5544 BEST OFFER GREEK WEEK SPAGHETTI DINNER 94-95 school year. Own room. great rates Call $750/mo . util 823 3rd St Call Bob at 353-3413 JAM altar 5 pm Q(216) 926-2274. 353-3993 (attar 5 pm) AOTT'SAE • AOTT SUNDAY APR*. 17.4 30-6 30 P.M. To our WWII SAE coaches I Thanks lor Need 2 sublessees for the aummer. Fox Run Desk Clerk needed. 8 AM - 4 PM. Friday. Sat- KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA AND helping us win Bed ROOM. AOTT lo til Apt*. Spacious w/ washer/dryer inside. Call urday and Sunday. Long term position Start •KAWASAKI KZS50GPZ MOTORCYCLE 3 bedroom apartment. PHIPSIHOUSESI Thanks Man, Mart. A CHrlt. Laura or Lara 81352-6050. immediately. Buckeye Motor Inn. Call -DORM ROOM S IMG L E LOFT Available imrnediately. 82.98 PER PERSON Lovo. 352-1 S20Ask tor Tim between•- 4. MOVING WEST MUST SELL 354-6600' We do allow pel ■ Chrtssy. Karon, Jan. Amy. a Tracy One or Two female subleasers tor summer '94. CALL CHAD: 352-6078 SPONSORED BY FCfPANHEL Across from campus. 8150 per month. Call EARN CASH IN CLASS and be part of a new 353-0325 -Carty Rentals 353-2223. (Ask lor Kristin). and exciting business. Fresh. Soph on fie ATTENTION STUDENTS! Deans List needed. Into. mtg. lues and Wed. 1980 Audi 4000. Cal 5850211. Ask for Tim Avai 1.94 -95 school year - fully turn. MODEL UN presents ton SAI ■ SIG MA ALPHA IOTA ' SAI Only 890 a month: 1-2 subleasers for sum- 4/26, 4/27 from 730 to 8:30 pm in BA 103. If or Linda. Engine rebuilt, new ores. Al units - 2 sent. - 9 pymnt. lease Monday. ApnMS, 4:30 Congratulationa mer. Onry need to pay for May. June. 8 July. unable to attend call Jeff at 383-3109. battery, Ah., 8 more 321 E. Merry - New 6 Detain, apt. 2 fl. bths Ohio BUM, Union to our August is already paid for. 2 bedrooms. II inter- 3091/2 E. Marry - single rooms for males Anyono interested in 1995 Earn over 8100AV. Locations available for Summer. "994-95 officer a: esled, cal 352-8334. 1981 VWJETTA Modal UN pleats anandll Processing our mall at home. Preaktent: Chriata Sutherland New tires, pipes. 8 more. V.P. Membership Jll Query Responsible, trustworthy, non-smoking female For Into, cal (202) 310-5958. Call 353-5519 451 Thurebn Apts 108 6 119. Efficiencies, fur- V.P. Ritual: Km Peleraon roommate to share 1 bedroom apt. for Fan 94 a ATTENTION FRESHMAN Spring 95. Halt of phone 8 electric. Shuts* to nished. Call John Newlove Reel Estate at SJCSIC il looking (or 2 now members Corresponding. Sec: Kara Johnson 354-2260. Recording Sac: Julie Saylor campus. Can Debbie at 353-3426. IMMEDIATE HELP Applications can be pickad up at 1983 Otdsmobile Cutlass Supreme Brougham, Treasurer: Kathy Mueller 10-30 hours/week, flexible schedule. 5 Bedroom House for sublease 303 S. Summit 406 Sluoenl Services Subwaser from June to August. Own room. light blue. V-6, power brakes 8 steering. Auto- Asst. Treasurer: Mary Becker $9 starting pay. No experience necessary Available starting May 15- Aug 15(neg). Deadline Ap-1 ?0 dose to campus, unfurnished Call 353-7709. matic trans. Good body condtton. runs vary Parliamentarian Amy Martin Apply soon. Cal 259-1117. Rent neg.« utilities. good. To many new parts to Nat. Call Jeff at Editor/Historian: Cinda Wright Sublease! needed tor May August Very close Call 372-5844 or 372-4340 to campus. 1 bedroom apartment, furnished 353-9224. A2D * AZO • AZD • AZD • ADZ" AZD Fraternity Ed: Julie Ford Last chance tor the best aummer job ever! Song Chair: Deborah O'Reilly Al utilities included except electric. Call Happy 2mBinhday Student Sprinklers only haa a tow ernes left in 1988 Honda Interceptor VR 250 Great shape. 520E. Reed-only 21*81 ~ Publicity Chair: Jenniler Giordano 353-3102 or 353^8236 ASAP. STACEYMeCUNE OH tor your first $10,000 summer. Toledo like new. Call 353-5031. 2 bdrm., furnished across from campus. Free Sisterhood Chair: Cheryl Brunswick It's finally harall Sublessor needed lor summer Manager net pay was $9300 for laat 2 yrs. This water and sewer, washer/dryer, extra storage. Service Chair: Erin Sere Love, Share houaa w/1 or 2 guys: own room could be you! Get REAL EXP. running a prov- 1989 Cherry Beretta GT. automatic, loaded, Call Newlove Rentals 352-5620. Our only of- Bg Danielle a Lir Michei:e Alumni Chair: Carolina Froachauer A/C. big yard, 2 blocks to campus en and successful business. Fu'l training and new tiras. new exhaust. Must seal fice^ Social Chair: Sue Jus ten AZD" AZD" AZD' AZD • AZD ■ AZD Call Erics? 354-2908 support provided. Call Steve at (800) 265-7691 (419)287-4749 after 5 30 or leave message. Fundraising Chair: Dana Albrecht IMMEDIATELY!!! APARTMENTS WITHIN HOUSES FOR RENT ONE YEAR. ACADEMIC YEAR. A SUMMER 60 wan Legend guitar amp. CO Ptayera'CO Playaro'CD Player* St. Thomaa Wore Sublessor needed lor May through August. LEASES AVAILABLE. Stove 8 refrigerator In Looking tor a )ob? Earn $5000 to $6000 work- Fender stack 2x12" woofers. $250. Music Group Close to campus. 1 bedroom, 8200/momh. duded Tenants pay all utilities. Please call or Heel Whatyou talkin bout freak? Boot ing on Pul-m-Bay Call tor dtails 8 application. Call 354-2510. IN CONCERT Call 352-9143. stop in John Newlove Real Estate for lease Leah We lova you Connie Brae detain Tuesday Wodncsday Thursday from 1 pm 10 9 Friday. April 22 dales 8 rates. 354-2260 Jaaon Hurry up ao we can play pool Buck Sublessor needed from June-Aug. pm. 800-825-5943 8:00 pm at St. Tom's 706 Second St. Apt. A - 2 BR turn. Doug Hi-I'm marnedCelkoe Own room in house across from campus. Garage Sale • 940 E. Boundry, Perryaburg. 211 S. College Apt. B - lum. efficiency Haathar Hoi enough to start Urea Franke Call 353-2131 Management Position MT Muggs. Saturday. April 16. from g-5. Man's suits, rain- 211 S. College Apt. C -1 BR turn. Jeff New ago kind of guyjackaon Must be a responsible, hard working per- coats and sportacoats 40-42 regular. New lawn Sunday at Junction Bar 8 Grill son L> op off resumes at Quarter's Party Store 256 S. College Apt. A - 3 BR unfum. Karen Grandma, you are aaxyHcElligorl Summer roommate needed mower, sweeper with al attachments Kodak Free taco bar 8 Margarita specials 10sm-1 pm. Monday-Friday. 256 S. College Apt. B - 2 BR unfum. Robin Do aroiher ahol Morrtrl 8150 a month projection and screen, toys and much more. 9:00 pm 256 S. Collage Apt. C • unfurn. efficiency JIN wanna be my advtaor? Nicholas Beautiful house: own room Non-smoking babysitter needed tor the sum- 530 E. Merry - 3 BR partly lum. Headless Bass 8 Yamaha Amp. 8am Likat il on top Petrak Call Karin at 354-270e mar In our home starting June 8th. 2-3 daya per 5301/2E. Merry-1 BR Soon want cheeee on that? Smith THE weak tor 5 yr. cM ♦ 2 1/2 yr. old. Cal 350 Carrie II take a MM anyday Stamot LAMBDA MAN 353-1135, leave message. Cal Damon at 352-7790 Summer subleasers: May 16-August 8. 2 bed- Chrte We miaa you Phil Taylor COMETH CHECK THIS OOTII AH Be nice 10 your grandma Wee man rooms. 1 block from campus. Total rant $725 for summer. Very negotiable. Call 353-9429. Painting Co. now hiring hard working, moti- HEY MUSK LOVE RSI vated students tor the Cleveland area. MrF KING TROMBONE FOR SALE Tel Mom A Dad about this. Buy this 5 bad- CO Player*- you guya are talented, entertain- Summer subloo serfs) must be responsible, experience not required. Originally $400. asking $i SO o.b.o. room home across from McFali. move in a tow ing, aexy and aincere. In the Real World you're The asters ol Pi Beta Phi 2 bedroom apt. A/C. rent neg. Summer is right around the corner, call now Call 352-9514 8 ask tor Ruth roommates and you stay FREEI Great in- making a big difference at BG. Keep up da would like to congratulate Cough St Call 353-7001 372-1345. ask for Matt. vestment tor Dad A YOU won't be late tor pood work-A big tan. Christina Gould on her cases. 808 E. Wooater Si S bedrooms. 1 1/2 pearling to David Farrall Loft tor sale. Conoarllll Two subleasers needed tor the summer Receptionist part-time Must have basic com- batts - legally rents tor 5 stud en is Tel Mom 8 and Asking $100 St. Thomaa More'a Janice Bogdan on her Own bedrooms. Cheap and close to campus. puter skills 8 good phone skills. CaJI Thayer Dad to act FAST, thai wont last long at only Ask tor Dave at 372-1171 Mus-c Group pinning to Chris Sieber. Call 353-6818 Chevrolet at 353-S7S1. Ask for Tom. $85,000. Call Al Green at Century 21 AA Cool new eonga ol Green Realty 352-5331. Still looking tor a aummer |ob? Faith and Ju at Ice Macintosh II. 8 meg RAM. 105 mag HD. 14" Hi- Lifeguard and Swimming Instructors posi Friday, April 22.800 pm res color monitor, lots of software wim man- FOR RENT ions are available at the Student Recreation Tom Gorman HELP WANTED uals. $14000 b.o. Call 353-3103. 1 82 bedroom apts, funvunfum.98 12month Center. Call Scott at 2-7477. leases. Campus shuttle, heat included and Parallax view MAZDA RX7 GSL'85 4 Sale Congratulationa to Ted Crambo ( Jenean WMTHROP TERRACE 352-9135 8 00 pm Saturday Village of McComb is accepting applications Fully loaded tor $2,500. Fun to Drive. Wiener on their recant engagamantl Grounds for Thought AA CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING EARN BIG for summer lifeguard positions. Anyone mter- Cal Kevin 364*772 US 8 TRAVEL THE WORLD FREEI CARI8- esied contact Kevin ® 293-3521. Furnished Apartments. East Evers Lasting tor Every Monday night, 8:00, at BEAN. EUROPE. ETC. SUM- summer and tall. Utilities fur nished except elec- Junction Bart Grill Win 15000 for the Beat Pick-up Line. Please Wail Staff. Delivery, Counter Person 15 mm Sola bed, loveseat. chair and 2 twin beds MER/PERMANENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE. tric. 689-3036. Rack'em Up Pool Tournament, $3 print 8 sends) 17517 Elaienna, Clevleand, OH GUARANTEED SUCCESS- CALL (919) from campus. Full or part-time, flexible sched- Pnces negotiable 4413S. 929-4398 EXT. C78 ule. Apply at China De le exit 193. Rt 20. Per- 353-8005. rysburg across from Holiday Inn French Quar- GEOROETOWN MANOR APTS. Alaska fisheries aummer employment Earn up WOMEN IN COMMUNICATIONS ter. 872-2414. 800 Third St. Falcon Marching Band Flag Audieona wants to congratulate Kathy Harrison on her to $16,000 this summer in canneries, pro- Used bed'oom furniture set Now ranting tor 1994-95 new position as Great Lakes Regional Student cessors, etc. Mala or female. Waiiperson/Cook needed Memorial Day Queen $70, single $55 O.B.O (12 mo./ech. yr.) a Summer '94 This Saturday. Ap-il 16 through Labor Day al Kelley'e leland. Island 352-1974 Liasionll Great job, Katfiylll Room/board/irevel alter providedl Guar- Fuay furnished 1 BR 8 2 BR Units. " 30-5 00 Rm 1012 an wed Success I (919)929-4398 sat. A78 Cale. Call Patti at 1-626-5117. XO Chi Omega XO Excellent location. Reaaonable rates. Moo™ Muaicoj Art* Center ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT Woman's Gucci Watch Cal 352-4988 or stop by Come Dreaaed to twiril Congratulations Kerry Ebel tor getting accept- Warn a great summer job? Painters are wanted 1 fisheries. For Sale lor $200. paid $325 s^btsMna.810 ed into the Urauline School ol Nursing We'll for the summer on the east i'da ol Cleveland to Many earn $2,000 plus/month Call 353-6028. For more information call 372-2186 MssYoul earn the best wages 8 benefits around. Call XO Chi Omega XO In canneries or $3,000 - $6,000 (216)382-1261. Highland hduatnoa Inc. plus/month on fishing vassals. Womena size 7 Roilerblades. 1 8 2 Bed. specious. AiC, tor the Many employers provide benefits. Wendy's 1504 E. Wooster St. now hiring. XO Juke Mayer XO Excellent condition. $60. discerning upperdass 8 graduate Sig Ep' Sig Ep • Sig Ep • Sig Ep No experience neceeary! Come in Wednesday. April 20 between 2 4pm Congratulations and Good-Luck on your Stu- Call Selah at353-8712 and leave message. Furnished 8 unfurnished start al $350. mo Sigma Phi Epailon would like to congrat: For more information cal: tor a guaranteed interview or apply anytime. dent Exchange Program at the University of 354-6036 Brother ol the Week: Matt Kennedy 1 -206- 54 5 -4166 aM. A6644 Day shift/night shllt/full time/pt. New Mexicoi We'll Miss Youll Rager ol the Weak: David Draper Dme/Summer employment available. Zenith (IBM Clone) 288 Computer. 2 3.5" so- Afieiea ol the Week: Dan F ry s Jaaon Patera XOXOXOXOXOXO Now teasing Artist needed tor summer employment at Put- ppy drives. BAY VGA Monitor. Panasonic 24 1-2-3 bedroom apartmenta 8 houses Sig Ep ■ Sig Ep' Sig Ep ■ Sig Ep Chikfcare needed In our home tor summer. 2 pin dot matrix primer, TONS ol sottwaral Al in-Bay. Internship 8 housing available. Great children. 4-5 days/week. Hours win vary. 354-8800 * We do allow pats. XOXOXOXOXOXOXO manual, ind. $500 call Jell t? 353 3426 pay 8 fun. Can Island Graphics anytime. (419) Please call 353-5616 il interested HEY ALL YOU FREAK MOMMAS AND Congratulations Kate Elias on receiving an in- 2853713. FREAK 0A0OY8I ternship for next (allI Well Mss Youl Co-ed summer camp in lower Ml needs cooks, ONE Bedroom available tor thla is your laat chance ever to aee XOXOXOXOXOXOXO AS MUCH AS $15,000 . PER SUMMER M counselors and lifeguards For more into, call Summer. 728 Elm St. ALASKAN SUMMER EMPLOYMENT? YES. FOR RENT INTROVERTS* (313)878-6628. $i60/month Brian's gom to Hawaii. Steve is goin to BUT IT PAYS TO GET THE FACTSI IVE See Stephanie at night You may qualify for S3000 toward school. DONE IT: I KNOW! FOR INFO SEND A SELF- College Pro Painter* the psychiatric asylum. Eric needs Ask about our officer Education Program. Call 354-8689 ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO: ROBERT J. 1 8 2 bedroom apartments. treatment for his various addictions. 372-2178 Band is Breaking Up after their PATON: P.O. BOX 23397: KETCHIKAN, AK Painters needed tor Exterior House Painting 9 month - summer - year leases. On* bedroom apartment. Lest Show-SAT. THE I6TH©CLUB 21 99901. this summer In the east Cleveland/suburbs 352-7454 area. For appi cation and/or into, call Nick al 129 S. Summit tor Summer 1994. Babysitter needed Thursday evenings from 372-1851 or leave message. 1-267-3341 WANTED 5 30-11 30 pm Start May 5th through Septem- 1 bdrm.. quiet area.FHEE HEAT, dose to city bar. Transportation a must. Call 353-3141. COLLEGE PRO PAINTERS park. Cal Newlove Rentals 352-5620. Our only Kelkty Room 8 Board • 1 mile from college HAPPY IIRTHDAYH Summer Job: Exterior Houaa pointing in office. CHILDCARE NEEDED FOR 1 YEARIII $250 fl'e been a wad ride 8 Toledo Area. Cal 1-3610823 tot application. •Summer Subknsers Needed- Live-in positions avail, on the East Coast 1 bedroom apartment tor rant. Recently re- Call 354-6117 I' ve loved even; minute ol ill Own room m house dose to campus 8 bars' Earn $200-350/week plus great benefits. COUNSE LORS-INSTRUCTORS naededl 100 modeled, does to campus. Cal 362-3096. Have fun thka weekend 8 Low rentl C al 2-4439 or 2-4S31 Call The Perfect Nanny 1 -800-882-2698 poslilons! Coed aummer camp. Pocono remember -SMLE11 2 bdrm. lum apt for 2 people Subleasers needed for either Sum- MM. $450. Includes free heal, water Love, PA Good salary/1 Ipa! (908) 869-3339. mer/Fall/Spring. BIG HOUSE/LOW VVhateWiFace 1 female aubleaaer for summer in nice house. Child care. gas, HBO. aewer. 354-0014. RENT/Voiieybali Court. 4 bdrm. 2 baft. Cal Incredible location, veiy inexpensive. Call Monday through Friday, lor summer 363-4706. 353-1203 lor Laune or leave message. Call 352-3122 or 352-6847 COUNSELORS WANTED: Trim down-fitness, LAMBDA MAN 2-3 sublease's needed for 2 bedroom furni- coed. NYS camp. 100 positions: sports, crafts. 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Staff: oh Lord, let me count the ways. I "Hey. we're going out. wanna This name wffl become very Impor- hoisted my bookbag high upon my come?" she asked. tant In a couple of Inches. Hey, left shoulder and swaggered up to Nursing my swollen groin, I ven- As the night wore on I wandered guest editor the far left urinal with the confi- tured out into the dry. around and finally settled into a Glen Lubbert dence of a Kennedy lacing a rape "Uh. Joe. its Wednesday. Do you table with a couple of kids from Joe Me. trial. Hey guys, ever try to urinate think it's very bright to go out on a English dasses past. with a bookbag hanging from one Wednesday?" my beloved room- "Whoever made the decision to editor-in-chief shoulder? Two words - side spray. mate George asked. bring Hamilton should be Bogged Scott DeKatch It wasn't pretty. Lesson # 1 - set "George, pal, I hurl my groin and like a vandal In SinsaDore," I ob- byJoe Pelffer your bag on the sink and you won't my pride. In male terms. I his served, acting like I was going to managing editor get urine on the Mds next to you. means I have to drink until I vomri. graduate In the '90s. Joe Peiffer Exiting the freshly caulked rest- Don't wait up." I replied. "C'mon man. he's pretty cool for Ah, springtime. Birds frolicking in room, I decided It was time to cut So we went to the place where a guy who talks with a lisp, wears the newly sprung leaves, lovers my losses and go home. On the they cafl it "Wild Wednesday." The tights and Ice dances," yelled a editorial assitant holding hands In (he warm moon way out, I spied a virtual library place where the drafts are 50 cents man from across the bar. Dorian Halkovich light and snow. Yes. kids, snow. In goddess. She looked at me and I at and the women that dance to "Yeah and I bet he saw Kerrigan April It's been a weird one these her. It was magic. I wanted to take Snoop Doggy Dogg are... weB... It naked during the Olympics, that's last couple of weeks here In the photo editor her to the reserve room and cata- was everyone's favorite dance dub pretty cool," said a bystander. Elizabeth Snider hin-less dry. log her cards. I wanted to take her and that night It was Utopia. And the debate raged on. Until a This week's adventure begins to one of those study carousels and The Wolf got herself a 20 oz. cup steroid-Inflated man wandered Innocently enough at that other find out how she organized her of heaven and! had, well ...a cup over to ten my former dassmate art editor phaffic building on campus. That's Dewey dedmel system. AD of this of ...Joe. Been watting all semester that he was too drunk to be in the Mike Cook right. I went to the library. And I'm ran through my head while I was to use that one. bar. writing about it to ten others It's preparing to leave BooksvUe. I grabbed a table and quickly be- Let me say that again, this guy okay. I ventured to the bookstacks Then. WHAMMI Reality reared Its gan conversing with a fine young was kicked out for being too drunk production In a vain attempt to gamer know- ugly head In the form of a cold steel vixen. IN A BAR. Tome this Is like being Vicki Heckman ledge for my cool Jerry Garcia - turnstile bar attack to the groin. In kicked out of a restaurant for being Meredith Linamen looking English teacher. the process of engaging In ray Mlt- "Hey. young lass, how do you too fat. After finding my copy of Hunter ty-esque fife. I was again reminded get Michael Jordan out of Major So with this development I de- advisor S. Thompson's latest adventures. I lhat the turnstiles in the library only League Base ban?" I asked, thinking cided to walk home. I was walking became aware that my bladder rum one way. this was an especially witty way to because I lent Wctf my red Escort Robert Bortel was about to let loose. After about hire the vixen, otherwise known as "The Red Stal- 10 minutes of searching, I stum- Lesson #2 - When trying to im- "You gotta kfll his mother. I've lion." senior writers bled upon the best kept excretory press girls, talk first and fantasize heard that one a million times. Beat Walter Campbell secret In all of the hO-Iess dry. Trie later. It Md," she said. Sc* UNDERWEAR, pag e four.. Andy Dugan Dorian Halkovich Mel inda Monhart Todd Stanely Balding has its setbacks contributors David Coehrs Trevor Gray their wives and girlfriends. received a memo from the head of- hangdog lale of cruel, unrelenting Lester's ducking behind the pot- fice about professional behavior. fate. And I want her to drive Mike Kazimore ted plant, over-dosing on Binaca. I wait for Shonda's magic fing- straight Mo my erogenous zone, Tom Kitchen He's 52, wears a girdle, and would ers, but Instead I hear, "Wow, you'- which, after years of unplanned Sam Melendez flagellate himself with an electric re really going bald!" abstinence and frustration, reaches Julie Michalak weed whacker If she asked him to. AAAIIIEEEEEEI aD the way to Bolivia. Kirk Pavelich Bcv from Accounting told me There I am. fn the midst of total I have to sound sincere. I have to she heard Shonda In the rest room humiliation- -what with sensuous bebelleveable. 1 have to pluck her Michael Siebenhaler caUng me a certain body part. I Just Shonda gaping at my bald spot- hearstrings Hke a lovesick banjo Julie Tagliaferro consider the source. Bcv never when I notice Lester. He's back be- player. Ross Weitzner shaves her legs, thinks men are a hind the potted plant, frantically ad- "My dog chewed on my head Dean Wheeler step below wildebeest, and turns Justing the toupee he's certain we while 1 slept." So anyway. I'm at work, and I'm redtfyou say pee instead of urin- don't notice. We notice. H looks like Okay, so thinking fast was never trying to Impress Shonda. She's the ate. a possum that hasn't quite died. my StrongrjoHH. Obviously, mascot increoBble brown-eyed switch- Shonda's passing by, so I make I hate going bald. I hate every- Shonda doesn't think so. either. I Swampy, tha Black Swamp board goddess who transfers my my move. I say "Hello, you unbe- one who reminds me I'm going fed her fingers alright, but she's Monster caUs. Shonda moves like the works lievably gorgeous. mlnd-boggUngly bald. And now, I'm thinking I hate laughing so hard they're digging in a fine Swiss watch. She constant- perfect vixen," but Tm paralyzed Shonda. Into my pattern baldness instead of ly has me. so torqued up I feel like with Shonda Lust, so it comes out I suffer from male-pattern bald- my erogenous zone. the national poster child for spon- "Duhl A-duhl A-duh-duh!" Ike it ness. It looks like your dog chewed taneous combustion. always does. Shonda thinks I'm an on your head whle you slept. I "So, you want to go out some- Insider h Ml Independent Tm wearing my best dress shirt-- epileptic with a speech impedi- bought some of that brown hair time?" I ask casualty. the one with no missing buttons magazina published weekly ment. restorer in a can but I used It to "Sorry," Shonda says. "I have during the accademlc year, and armpits that aren't too yen ow. I She stops directly behind my spray paint a lawn chair. this thing about somewhat bald have splattered on this reafiy ex- chair, and I swear I stop breathing "How did you get so bald?'she guys who rum into really bald latter*, questions, poetry, pensive aftershave I usuaDy save while 1 wart for one of her Infamous asks gently. guys." fiction and Mi submissions, for funerals and bowing tourna- neck rubs. Once, she gave one to My humiliation instantly reverts as wall as your concerns, ments. AI my ziu are popped and Gary in Distribution, and his to hope. She's so sensitive, I tell KaOgeu fuzzy after that. The should be sent to Insider, 2 I'm sucking on a cinnamon Pez. deep-throated moans echoed of- myself. She's so concerned. My combination of Shonda's perfume II West Hall. Bowling Man, I am hot. fice-wide through the heating beautiful Shonda wants me. arid rejection Is too much, and my Green, OH 4S4M, We can't Shonda is walking through the vents. The sound made Lester Now my mind is racing. I would mind Just snaps. I faintly re- send any thing back, but we office area. maWngthe men act like burst his gfrdJe and sweat all over be a moron to ten her the boring member chasing Lester with a sta- Just might put you in blithering kflots. They're brushing some Important documents. truth about my defective gene ple gun. screaming for his possum. ■rtnt. off dandruff, puffing up their The next day Gary was trans- pooL After al. she wants to hear You can bet your ass ITJ get a droopy socks, hiding pictures of ferred out-of-state and we aO something tragic, a heart-breaking. memo. .'/ i . it t't'i ,', I'I'I'I i i • i i i ■ • iti i ititiirnvvtf' rj y •.-.' • '.'.' '.v • ■ ■■ ■> > Fri., April 15, 1994 Twenty Questions... Brother Jed You see Mm on campus every so often, preaching his version of The Word, getting people all riled up. That's right, we're talking about Brother Jed We caught up to Jed, tackled him and forced him to sit through one of our infamous interviews. To« have a pictare of Bowline. and get quite a personal following. Creca oa the back of yoar aew But then I would no longer be pro- book. Why did TO* pick Bowling; claiming the truth. Green? Ever think of TV? Well, because It was a... uh... I What? thought It was a good picture sona TV... yoa know television. Ever representing my ministry. think of doing a ttievtilon show? That'i It Cool. Howmachlsll That's uh, uh, something I've fotngfor? considered for the future. I don't It normally goes for $ 10.1 give H really have the finadai base of sup- to students for five bucks. port to do that. But I get on TV. a A few studeaU take time oat from Brother Jed's spiel to read their ravorite publication. Okay. What prompted yon to lot. I gel a lot of uh, news coverage. write the booh? I've been on the Donahue show Why? deal? I've never seen any of his mov- I wanted to get my message out. and uh. the SaDyJesse Raphael Because they're not serving the I'm careful about Judging people That's a good way of getting your ies. show. Lord. by the media. A lot of things 1 say What do yon flunk abont wom- message out. Tour 6tead over there. Brother Kid In the Cabs hat Is dcflnatly are taken out of context. I question en that go oat and work? Do think What Mai of royal tie* are yon Paat He called Sally Jeue Ra- going to hen, eh Jed? Are theyafl whether he was a Irue Chjistlan, redevtag? thai Is acceptable? phael a wretched whore. Is she? gotog to hen (or the same reason. but he had a right lo his own relig- As a general rule for married That's rather personal. I'd like lo have you ask Paul that. Or Is It a variety of reasons? ion. I think [Attorney General]Janet wgmen, no not for married wom- Why do yon cad yourself Sally Jesse or Donahee? Basically they're all going be- Wacko Reno Is a mass murderer. en. I think being a wife and a Brother J«d? Why not Father Jed? Oh, I much prefer Donahue. [Sa- cause they are selfish. You know What do yoa thlah of hoeaoaaa mother Is a full time occupation. Or something ilk. that? Dy Jesse] is very arrogant woman. some of them express their self- aab? Ifyonconldftve any advice to Wen that's commonplace among Character factors aside, I don't like ishness by getting drunk, some ex- Well. I've never met a happy Ml CBn ton what woedd ll ha? evangelical Christians. We address her personality. Phil does have a press their selfishness through love queer In my We. I like to call them Resign. one another as brother. We're aD personality, III have lo admit. I of money. the mlserables. Who wonld yon Oka to see ha one family under God. don't Uke his politics, his views or What do yoa thmh or that new What's yo*r ravorite marie? president? Sport! fen? his character. But he does have an Zlraa? I like Chariots of Fire . I Hke the OHe North. I'm a fan of the Chicago White intriguing personality. The newZlma? movie The Natural. Did Lee Harvey Oswald act Sox. In basketball I like the Indiana What abont Sally's glasses? It's a clear mall beverage It's alone? University Hoosiers and I'm Just I don't reaDy have any comment ▼cry refreshing, crisp. What do yon think abont Spiel- 1 have no reason to doubt the not much of a football fan. on thai. I don't know. berg gatttog robbed for so many findings of the Warren commlston. Bobby Kalfht thrown f the Okay. Oat of an the stadenta What do you think of David w^fsnaDrmmfcag through Do yon have any good Jokes7 chair... what's ap with that? here, percentage wise, how many Koresh? Do yoa think he got a raw otSchindUrSUst? No. Dramatics -- part of the game, uh are going to hell? ... get angry lot of pressure. I'd say at least 95 percent of 'em. Are the While SOB goaaa win the World Serlea? I beBeve they've got a good Prices are Falling on chance of that. 'Kaleidoscope Yeah, * they weren't hi the Cleveland ladhwa' dlTUBon. TUt Anniversary Sale CD's and Tapes, wayofdolng things sacmi to be more confrontational Do yon ever * 6 Months * fear that yon ten more people off Sale Starts Sunday, •ban roe reach? April 7 thru Thursday, Yes, I know I am. When H comes April 21! tf£ $11*96 right down to II Jesus turned a lot of poeple off and they tried to Mil Mm on more than one occasion before Mori. - Th. 11-6 they succeeded. The truth has al- Fri. - Sat. 11 - 8 ways turned most people off be- cause they don't want to five It. Sun. Apr. 17 10-8 lea't there a better way to do It? 143-C E. Wooster ^^$8.26 A lese controversial way? (behind Madhatter) There's an easier way to do It. I 354 - 4015 could water my message down Save on our Large Selection of videos. NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN z 100's to choose from at always the Someone is injured in an lowest price alcohol-related crash every WAL MART minute. That adds up to Excludes double packs and extended length. more than a half million New Store Hours: Mon. - Sat. 7a.m. - 11p.m.: Sunday 10 a,m. - 8 p.m. injured people each year. 1120 S. Main St. at W. Gypsy Lane Rd. BOWLING GREEN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAIN [Insider m Fri., April 15, 1994 WIN HIM!! UNDERWEAR Stanley learns a lesson Continued from page two ~ The Paper Is 1A ' jure In the Bfe packs enough plotfines for five Just before I left. Wolf approa- of an editor fore ;cond rale New movies, and manages to puD M off ched me and said "Vldor" was go- York City newspaper. Henry (Mi- brtHianlly, wtth the help of great ing to drive my car home to her Worth chael Keaton) Is a man being direction fomr Ron Howard and place. stretched between his pregnant spectacular performances from the Fast forward to Thursday morn- the wife (Maiisa Tomd), his bosses cast. Tomd and Duvafl are espe- ing where I was getting some (Glenn Close and Robert Duvafl), a daDy mesmerizing, and Keaton shut eye after my morning radio potential better Job that he doesn't proves once again as he did with show. The phone rings. Watch want, and his deadline for the My Life, that he Is Indeed more paper, like he's being drawn and than a comedy performer; this boy "Hey. It's Wolf, and she says It's quatered. The newspaper buslnes! can act. AO of these dements important," George said as he by Todd Stanley Is shown as a hectic and nerve together add up to a movie that not] Larry Hannan, journalist. the- threw the phone at my head. racking. Henry must organize doz- only entertains, but shows off the splan, bull fighter, dancer and win- "Uh, Joe. did you drive your car ens of reporters who bicker and talent of all those Involved. ner, could be yours. That's right home last night?" she asked. As you're reading this article, I fight Eke children, and then be able The Paper Is a movie that I ladles, win a night on the town with "No. Wolf, why do you ask?" I bet I know exactly what you're to get a decent story out of them by would recommend to every joker our own answer to Gray Gantham. said. thinking. You're thinking. "gee, that the end of the day. The weird thing who thinks that Journalism would We're not promising that he's going "Are you sure?" she said. Todd fella must spend a lot of time Is that Henry loves R. he eats it up be an easy Job (although film criti- to put out or anything, but he's a "Yes," I said, getting worried at the newspaper, working his butt and asks for more. cism Is). I've paid evening prices lover and a fighter and you can do wtth this line of questioning. off to write these movie articles he The main conflict centers around twice to see this movie, and the with him what you wish if you get "WeB, I think Vldor has your has every single week." O.K., so two black youths who are accused two combined are stBl weB worth the highest score in the latest la- car," she said. maybe that's not even dose to of murdering two white busi- the watch. And Scott. If you can dder quiz. "You let a man named Vldor what yew were thinking (probably nessmen (sounds more exciting find the time out of your busy 1. Give us the names erf an those steal my car?!?" I asked Incredu- wondering If I can write about any- than the crap that goes on In this schedule, you should probably see on the front cover. lously. "Wolf, you watch soap thing other than movies), but I'm town, Bke getting arrested for whiz- It too. operas, right?" I asked. going to teD you about myjob zing In a parking lot). Henry knows video fecsataaaadattoos: with 2. What question would you ask "Yes. "she said. anyway. I spend about four hours the story Is wrong, but he only has Michael Keaton. Gung Ho (also dt BrotherJed? "What's the bad guy's name In a week, a Bttle over two hours on six hours to prove It and get II reded by Ron Howard), and My every soap opera?" the rough draft on my word pro- printed to beat the other papers. In Life. With Martsa Tomd Untamed 3. And why? "Victor." she said rather sheepi- cessor, and a little under two hours the meantime, there are a few Heart. With Glenn Close, Danger- shly. on the second draft on the news- other storylines dealing with Martsa ous Liasons and The Big Chill. VTah 4. Where was Brother Jed's wife "Exactly." paper computers, putting my sni- Tomd not wanting to become Just Robert Duvafl. Falling Down. Apo- anyway? des together. This, needless to say. another house-wife, Robert DuvaO calypse Now, or Just about anything As It turns out Vldor took off does not take up my entire week. dealing with his tailing health and he's been In. the man ts one of the 5. Name the last major project Eric Estrada was Involved in. with about 30 dollars of Wolf s But my editor, on the other hand, reconciliation wtth his estranged best there Is. money, her apartment keys, my Mr. DeKatch- me-if-youcan, Is In daughter, and Glenn Close trying to car keys, and ultimately, my car. the newsroom no matter what Bve a Bfe that she cannot afford, 6. Should we get Swampy a woman or what? The worst part is all of my spring time I walk in to do my article, and Randy Qudd avoiding a dry break clothes were In The Stal- whether It be day or night. I always parking Inspector who he thinks Is 7. Name your favorite fruit juice. lion." So as I am writing this I am wondered what could be taking up trying to kill him. These add to the wearing no underwear. so much of his time (I assumed he chaos and the fun. was hiding from the police or some 8. What Is taking place on Friday, It sounds Bke a lot Is going and It Lesson #3 - Never trust a man sort of bill collector), but after see- Is. This movie Is so fast-paced that April 22? (Well give you a hint It ing The Paper. I began to see that It will leave you breathless by the rhymes with Beast Sherd Sad- named Vldor. the Bfe of an editor Is not an easy ness). Just when I was reafly starting to time the credits are rolling. The feel sony for myself, a 10-year-old one. So Scott, this review Is dedi- script Is fuB of wttly dialogue, enter- boy rolled by in a wheelchair. And I cated to you (although I bet the taming side-bars, and enlightening 9. What's happening the day police are after him for something). scenes. Screenwriter David Koepp after that? thought, God, what am I doing sit- ting here whining about my Inabili- 10. Courtney Love. Did she km ty to urinate in a straight line, my Cobatn, or what? ability to impress girts, and my sto- len car. I mean this kid couldn't even walk. Sure puts things Into perspective. Then the Bttle bastard ran over PSYCHIC FAIR my foot. and Metaphysical Market As always, if you have a question, Dmridlinyo AjpirflD 1170030 0 D AM 8 /MY A/AfAE iJ "I Hate Hamlet" to close theatre season by Mtllndi C. Monhirt and rents an apartment that used staff bard to be the residence of the great Shakespearean actor, John Barry- more. RaOy also has himself talked As the semester comes to a Into playing the role of Hamlet. Bolt dose, so does the University Myers describes the character of live Through This theatre season. "I Hate Hamlet." Rally as thinking of Luke Perry as DGC written by Paid Rudnlk, wffl be the Hamlet. Raly's ghttiend Is Ddrdre last production for the year. McDavey, portrayed by Rachel S. Heaven only knows the Directed by Dr. Norman Myers, Lerma. She Is seen as "very media circus that has been professor of theatre, this comedy romantic and wants htan to play the Courtney Love's past week. offers an hour and forty-five greatest role in English theatre," Last week's shotgun suicide minutes of humorously filled sltur- Myers said. "She's gaga over htan." of her husband. Kurt Cobatn,. atlons that are sure to keep the au- Rally Is terrified at the thought of has all but overshadowed dience entertained through sword playing Hamlet, so he holds a the release of her band's fights, romance and Interesting seance to summon the ghost of new album, and with good characters. John Bam/more. This doesn't reason. And while Cobatn's "The characters (are one of the work. When Barrymore finally de- One-Act Play Festival tragic death coinciding with elements that makes this play cides to appear, he begins to coach the album's release may or funny) because they are larger than RaDy In how to approach the char- may not have an effect on life and they say witty and amusing acter of Hamlet in perform ance.Al will run two nights sales. It won't tarnish the fact things." Myers said. one point in the play Barrymore this Is a great album. He wen! on to explain the char- says to RaOy. "Do you want to be acters aren't mere reality- This key an artist or a hmch bucket?" element is explained by a quote "It is a prime example of con- by MellndaC. Monhart match. This cast Includes Justin The songs range from from the character John Barry- temporary right comedy." Myers thespian magnet Tharp and Allison H. Weeman. frantic, heavy, balls-out On the second bill of one ads, more, played by Edward R. Cohn. said. "The serious element Is who hardcore to soft. Neil Young- are you and Andrew has to make a running April 14 and 16, audiences "Gesture, passion these are the meets- Fleet wood Mac folk- actors tools. Remove them and the decision as to who he Is." It Is time once again for (he Uni- will first sit down to a comedy by punk without sacrificing result Is mere realty." "I Hate Hamlet" runs April 20 - versity theatre department's annual Christopher Durang entitled Love's incredible gift as a lyr This comedy Is the story of An- 23 at 8 p.m. and 24 at 2 p.m. In One-Act Play Festival. With a com- "Naomi In the Living Room." di- Idst. "I got a blister from drew Rally, portrayed by James the Eva Marie Saint Theatre, lo- bination of seven plays on two rected by Roark Littlefleld a junior touching everything I see." Aaron Tecumseh Cook, a TV star cated on the second floor of Uni- theatre major. In this play three separate bills, this festival brings she sings on "Softer, who previously played the role of a versity Han. Reservations can be along a variety of scripts that carry characters Indulge In witty banter, Softest." On this album. Hole rookie surgeon on a show called made by calling the theatre box of- on the tradition of Elsewhere pro- cross dressing and assorted mad- touches every nuance of "LA Medical" that has since been fice at 372-2719. Ticket s are $6 for ductions experimental theatre. cap antics. Under the direction of rock and roll and gives the canceled. Now that he Is out of adults and $4 for students and Each of the playbills runs for two Littlefleld are Nicole Walsh. Eric listener a final product that Is work, RaOy returns to New York senior dtlzens. nights. The first run Is April 13 and Blalr and Brooke Vlmtrup. everything rock and roll 15. Starting off those evenings win should be. be "Calm Down Mother," written Next Is "Freezer Bum." an origi- by Megan Terry and directed by nal script by theatre graduate stu- Love's power as a tyrtdst Nathalie Highland, theatre gradu- dent Mark Bumette, directed by Is not unlike that of a Hank ate student. This feminist play fea- April Hubbard, theatre graduate. Williams or Paul Westerberg. tures scenes with three women This original comedy combines Her words are simple, but who are exploring mother- cryogenics and cartoons in a bi- are able to convey a world of daughter relationships. The wom- zarre search for one woman's per- emotion in the span of one en are played by Kim Schroeder, sonal Identity. This cast Includes line. This could be the Nina Pufito and Ktmberly Catalano. Ryan Deheer, Barbara Nikodem coolest band to ever orlgui- Second, on the same bO, Is and Carrie A Stemot. atebiLA "This Property Is Condemned," by Tennessee Williams and directed Rounding out the second bill of S coll De Kale h by Patrick Julian, theatre graduate one-acts Is "The Sneeze." adapted student. The story of an aban- from plays and stories of Chekhov doned girl In a smaD raOroad town by Michael Frayn, directed by T ^ who creates her own fantasies to Chlng-Md Vivian Chu, theatre survive includes Alex Dickson and graduate student. This play fea- Congratulations TL B * Dl .BUY ONE FISH Ben Organ. tures cast members Bryan Enk. The Pet Place | GET A 2nd FREE | The third play on this bffl Is The Chris Rohner, Matthew Cray. Judy COLLEEN BALE Man in the Case" by Anton Chek- Gerdeman and Mary Spavd. hov, adapted by Wendy Wasser- 1002 South Main I Has to be of equal or less* . stdn and eSrected by graduate stu- The One-Act Play Festival takes of xn dent Barbara Mackey. This comedy place in 411 South HaD with all Bowling Green, Ohio ■ value. Some exceptions | brings out the message that even shows starting at 8 p.m. AH tickets Panhel's 43402 ""ay aPPly- are $2 and are only available at the though opposttes may attract, they 419-352-2882 | don't always make a perfect door. Greek Athlete •xp 5/7/94 of the Year! 10% OFF ANY I MALEBETTA SKYDIVE PURCHASE $1.95 fit Business since 1965 w/ this coupon I w/ this coupon Cleveland Parachute Center not valid w/ any other offer 15199 Grove Rd. I GarrettavMe, Oh. 44231 I •xp 5/7/94 1-800-841-6255 I txp5/7/94 J mmmmm Insider Fri., April _J■ ; 0 items lEnter the final frontier of the sexual revolution, Cybersex these Usenet groups in lists of titles explicit is \Glen Lubbert takes ■hat attempt to entice you with their America On-Lin; j seductive titles and detailed abbreviat- (AOL), which ed descriptions. For example, "Hot, offers rooms with | |you on a journey to a Wet, Wild, and Sweaty," is accompa- subjects entitled nied by the description mfff. mIT, ml. Single Again, ff, fff, sweat, 69, group, fun! and Romance, Flirting | "Beach Vacation," describes itself Nook and Gay sex induced future with (he abbreviations mf, ff, anal, and Lesbian. As ben-wa balls, food, etc. with die other 1 evening. have entered a world of computer The stories can begin with a short two, AOL also These are the communication where sexual relation- description as did die "Hot, Wet, allows you to ships run ram pan I. This is a world download pic- words of Lust. In Wild, and Sweaty" selection. "This is where people meet via bulletin boards a description of a •VERY* hot, wet, tures. However, the next few min- and discuss their innermost fantasies experience I had with three women they are censored utes, we will take in (he anonymity of the faceless com- that lasted for several hours. If you m thai no frontal nudity is permit- I you into another world — to a puter screen. like anything involving mud. oil, This world is available to you at ted. world of electronics, spirit and sweat and oral sex (don't we all:-)) If your not any University computer or in the pri- then you might like this. I've written meditation. Turn off the light, vacy of your own home with the addi- interested in ven- take a deep breath and relax. tion of a modem. This world works in the present tense, because it helps turing off on youi I me re-live it when I read this. The Stan to move slowly, very within the framework of the Internet, own into the names have been changed to protect national services, slowly. Let the monitor be the worldwide information highway. Reading the Usenet groups with the people involved." you can stay in | your guiding light. titles such as ah.sex, alLsex.erotica. Notice the :-) symbolism used in the warm, safe You have now entered the alLsex.binaries.pictures.eroiica.female the description. This is one of the environment of I world of on-line communica- , alLsex.bondage, alLsex.bestiality and common ways to communicate in a the Internet with a I ali.sex.stories you view stories about world where verbal communication is system called the tion where intimacy and inter- other people's sexual fantasies, or non-existent. The symbol is a smiling WELL. This action are just a phone connec- post your own fantasies for others to face if viewed from the side and California based tion away. This is a world read. You also may acquire sexually shows happiness or satisfaction, system admits its where your fantasies become explicit photographs to view in order depending upon die situation. users to explore This type of communication is very all the aspects dut| reality and your imagination to help visualize your sexual fan- tasies. effective when it is done in "real the Usenet story becomes your truth. You have It is a world with stories which lime" in which a person types direcdy group allowed, in addition to creating I entered a world where sexual know no bounds with postings enti- to another. While this is limited on real time chatting. I stimulation is yours for the ask- tled "Hot, Wet, Wild, and Sweaty." the Internet, there are other worlds "The WELL has two of two hun- J ing. "Family Lust," "Beach Vacation" and that offer such a forum. dred areas that focus on sex," Gail "The Slecpover," among pages and National services such as America Williams, Conferencing Manager, Perhaps you need some guidance pages of others. They are posted in On-Lme, CompuServe and Prodigy said in an e-mail message to Insider. I or maybe you ire confused. You offer such "chat rooms." The most "One is sex (which is also the place rll 15, 199< Fri., April IS, 1994 Insider CyberSeK 138.6 MB in disk 15.5 MB available literate, sexual discussion." would personally make your life hell dom intermingle with explosive Recently, an adventurous chap in for posting that story. By doing so, I results. It is a world where anything the world of computer sex posted a feel you violated her trust I would can happen and usually does. There story on the alLsex Usenet group with never stoop so low as to do something are no surprises, as every sordid affair I the subject title: STORY: NetSexin like that to someone who trusted me is whipped across the fiber optic Cleveland. The story starts out with enough to do something like that with waves of communication. character descriptions! ■■^^^^■■i "It bothers me ■ *\ of each participant "ThlS & deSCnptlOIl Of a *VERY* hOt, Wet, personally." said "Kitty is a 19 year- . . , .. - *«_ .. l i Jim Hoy, old college student experience IT had with three women that last- university corn- with black hair down ed for several hours. If you like anything putcr security to her waist and administrator. brown, twinkling involving mud, oil, sweat and oral sex "From a personal point of view, I Itehas.tigfattrim (don't we all:-)) then you might like this. really would detest | body with the excep- this type of activi- uon of pendulous ty. We know our breasts that look almost too big for me. Even though it is only nctsex, it society is showing signs of moral )U her 5'2" tall fram;. Iceman is a 5' 1" still is meant to be shared by only two degradation. ! . \ Y tall high school senior of 18 years. people, not every Tom, Dick and "From a University point of view, He has shoulder-length blond hair and Harry in the universe. Learn a little we don't either advocate it or say you I hazel eyes. Iceman has a muscular sensitivity and gel a clue." can't do it In essence, we feel people | build and plays LaCrosse, weighing The world of on-line sex is defi- as adults have the right to choose." aboul 190 lbs." nitely a complicated one, where Hoy said there are no plans to cen- The ensuing description details morals and deviance and sexual free- sor the Usenet groups. As long as their real time conversa- there are no illegal activities, he said tion in which the two the Internet is free to all ideas. > ** work out their sexual frus-1 "It's all very new to us," Hoy said. nations with each other. "We have not been heavily involved Many times the two in the network and we will deal with respond with posts of:). the problems as they present them- They talk of "one-handed typing" and "busy fin- selves." gers." And by the end, the| This ends your virgin encounter two are exhausted. with the world of on-line sexual com-1 Iceman ends his session munication. We have tried to move with these prophetic the blankets from this hidden world to| words: "BTW, real men allow you the chance to explore your don't post anonymously. emotions. These are the final words :)" of Lust Your next encounter will While this may be only be better. for interminable flaps aboul sexu opportunity to make private confer- Iceman's fantasy come politics, health, etc), and the other is ences to discuss things with their true, it is not what some Glen Lubbert is managing editor eras, which is supposed to be erotic Mends, but does not offer any adult readers want posted in the J for The News. He can be contacted literature. Both have wonderful con- conferences as pan of the menu of group, as professed by a via the Internet at tent at times. Unlike the hundreds of conferences open to everyone. For later posting. The angered | [email protected] or through BBSs which have adult-only areas or that reason, until recently, the WELL reader writes: "If I was AOL at Glubbert. content, the WELL offers people the was known as having fairly tame, but the Kitty in your story, I |Xmld«* Frl., April 15, 199*1 The 'sequel brothers' fall a bit short quels, both having to do with Berenger) Is back, but Is now Most of his players are back too, same extreme, he hasn't stolen a sports, competing at the box office. coaching, and even Rene Russo, wtihthe addition of a Hispanic base all season and when he finally Charlie is reprising liis role of Ricky Berenger s girlfriend from the first speedster who doesn't know how decides to do a, he steals hte way Worth Vaughn In Major League 2, while is back In a pleasant unoedJted to stop, a Texan puck-handler who around from first to home, one EmIBo gives coaching hockey an- cameo. New players include Rube, ropes people on the ice. a girl goa- right after the other. There Is no other run as Gordon Bombay In a rookie catcher who can throw Be that lets nothing by. and a street middle ground with these charac- the D2: the Mighty Ducks are Back. anyone out at any base, but can't kid whose specialty Is the knuckle ters, It's either all bad or good. Both Ocks can be summed up In throw the baD back to the pitchers puck. Their adversaries are the Ice- Same wHh the abilities, the teams Watch one word; predictable. Neither mound. Kamikaze Tanaka. a sa- land team whose coach has been either play so bad Its ridiculous, or movie tries to hide which direction murai warrior from the Japanese taking bad guy lessons from the they play with perfection. The act- the movie is heading nor do they leagues who keeps knocking him- bald, German guy on 'Hogan's ing from both Is mediocre at best, try to throw any surprises the audi- self out by running into the outfield Heroes'. EmIBo also lets fame go to Berenger being the only one to by Todd Stanley ence's way. keep Ms self-worth as an actor. Major League 2 takes place the ■ Even the hilarious Bob Eucker falls Famous actors who also happen season after the original. Most of flat as announcer Harry Doyle, a to bt siblings Is a long Hollywood the cast Is back (except for Wesley Both flicks can be summed up in one word; role thai was the highlight of ihe tradition. From our very own Lilian Snipes whose Willie Mayes Hayes predictable. Neither movie tries to hide first movie. and DorthyGish who ruled the character is played by Omar Epps). The script writers seemed to silent screen, to Joan Fontaine and Fame seems to have gone to which direction the movie is heading, nor do have merely photocopied the orig- Olivia d«Havflland whose rivalry everyone's head after winning the they try to throw any surprises the inal screenplays, than threw In was legendary, and on to Warren pennant but losing In the AL play- some new characters to make It Beatty and Shtaiey MacLalne who offs the year before. Sheen has audience's way. seem original. They also thought both won Oscars In the eighties. traded In his Wild Thing Image for a that by making the stakes higher The current generation of sibling more respectable but boring yup- (the Ducks competing for the actors Is quite abundant. There's pie personality, Mayes Hayes has wall, and Parkman (David Keith), a his head, becoming more con- national Instead of state title and the Baldwin brothers; Alec. Wil switched from speed to power, try- cocky catcher who is the team Jerk, cerned with endorsements and the Indians in the play-offs rather Bam, Stephen, and Daniel, the ing to hit homeruns instead of being traded to their rivals the winning than In having fiin. than the pennant) It would add to Bridge's Jeff and Beau. John and stealing bases, Roger Dorn (Cochin White Sox (since the Yankees are While watching these films, me the suspense, but it doesn't and all Joan Cusak, and Rosanna and Bemsen) has retired and bought no longer a worthy adversary) who and the person I was wth kept Is as It seems. Mighty Ducks be- Patricia Arquette, Just to name a the team, and Cerrano (Dennis they end up playing n the AL play- whispering to each other what was comes so sugar candy-coated at few. Probably one of the best Haysbert) has converted from vo offs again. Just like last time, the going to happen next, and not once one point that parents should be known are Charlie Sheen and Eml- doo to Buddhism, loving everyone team starts out very slow, having were we wrong. I almost fell that I warned that their kids teeth might ao Estevez. sons of actor Martin Instead of wanting to km them. trouble winning two games in a should have gotten royalty rights rot out upon watching It. Major Sheen. These two have recent se- Catcher Jake Taylor (Tom row, then finds the Inspiration to for being able to write the scripts League seems to suggest that If make an Impossible comeback. before they happened. Extremes you let your hair grow nice and Brother Emlllo Is In Just as unori- are taken In both films as well. In wear a suit instead of a leather ginal a sequel, this time coaching Mighty Ducks, EmlHo goes from Jacket, youTJ loose ten mBes off Ride FREE SHUTTLE the U.S. Junior hockey team after selfish and obsessive to Mr. Rogers your fast-baO, or that If your a guy an injury knocks him out of his in the matter of one brief scene. who ores about others, you won't own professional hockey career. WfiUe Mayes Hayes goes to the hit as many homeruns. to the Woodland Mall As you can guess, neither film is worth the watch. There Isn't D( enough entertainment or decent Howard's clubj-| enough message In both films Saturday, April 16th 352 - 9951 together to Justify wasting two hours of soeentlme. Save your P"T»ar money and watch the beginning of and Sunday, April 17th Jiidau X Saturday basebaD season or the Stanley Cup 2ttk it Suuiit of play-offs. video recommendations: with FREE Shuttle Service eveiy 20 minutes Lost & Found Charfie. Wall Street aEight Men Out. and with Emlfio, Stakeout, St. •The Shuttle will be running I'Pool 'Video Games 'PinaPong Elmo's Fire, or The Breakfast Club. at 1:00 p.m. on Saturday and 12:00 noon on Sunday in back of the University Union and will run every 20 minutes. The last shuttle will leave the *i&4t Woodland Mall at 9:30 p.m. on Saturday and 5:30 p.m. on Sunday. Little Sibs Weekend! Bring your little sib along to the shopping day. Come see the Honda Goldwing motorcycle display *moodlond moll ..««'' » tl., April IS, 1994 9 iMldr] IF LISTINGS: DAYTIMEMORNING 5:00 5:30 6:00 6:30 7:00 I 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 O Business Am Journal Morning Snow This Morning g Bertice Berry MontH Wifcams Price o Sign-Oil Cont'd CBC Morning News Wht-Earth Urban Peasant Mr. Dressup Sesame St. CD Home Snooping Spree CBS News Newsg This Morning g Bertice Berry Rolonda Price €0 News [NBCNews Newsg Today g Donahueg Sally J. 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