dj Date Masamune Law & Order: SVU (The only time to read, watch, &/or play >.>)

 I have a Yaoi & Bara blog~! • I’ll post the presentation there  http://djdmybr.wordpress.com/ (write it down)  Also, blog has links to my yaoi & bara review podcast & YouTube channel • It’s ‘cause I don’t need this s**t connected back to me in my regular life

Double also, waaay more furries b/c f**k it Prepare to be blinded ~.^  For maximum justice!  Seme  Uke  Riba  Sou-seme  Sou-uke  Seme x Uke  Uke x Uke (i.e., slow death due to frustration) • Yuuri & Wolfram (Kyou Kara Maoh)  Seme x Seme • Iwakai & Katou ()  Riba/Reba: Reversible couple • June/DMP has an anthology dedicated to this called Reversible  Wanko-nyanko (“doggy-kitty”) • Morinaga & Souichi (Tyrant falls in love)  Gekokujou (“lower dominates upper”) • Passion, Jazz, Hey Sensei!, & so many others

 When you need to make things super awkward for the reader >.> • A Toy with Sadness  Examples • A Toy with Sadness • The 2nd story in Sensitive Pornograph  Gravitation • Gravitation Megamix  Arguably Free! & Kurouko no Basuke  Togainu no Chi  Enzai   Love Stage(?)

Ppl. shouldn’t be talking that much during sex (Pet Keiyaku by Zaria) “I want to do it all the way…”

“I don’t like pain” (top txt)/ “Iijima-san’s a$$ is in “What he put in wasn’t a danger!?”(bottom txt) finger” (bottom txt)

 Mmmm, bananas  Cock rings  Whips  Chains  Dildoes/vibrators  Anal beads • You name it ^.^ Check this Tumblr out for more, you perv: http://extreme- yaoi.tumblr.com/ Seriously, 1st time it caught me by surprise: Bara (O, the hilarity ~.~)

…F**cking XD F*cking XD Why can’t ppl. just f**k at home? Find out tomorrow night @ 10 on Fox News  Especially when multiple personality is involved  I love you…. • So I’ll follow you to your grave >.<  A lot of works from Naduki Koujima • • Fuuki no Okite • Brother Complex, etc. For when that small, cute, adorkable character goes full on aggressive seme

Gengoroh Tagame

Pay off them debts with dat a$$ XD (Granted, blackmail for sex = rape X/) You know, despite the rape…X/

When someone, especially a younger sibling or child, walks in on the 2 getting it on

Seriously, wtf wouldn’t you when you’re touching yourself/having sexy time???  Don’t give me that “half-brothers/step siblings” crap!

Brother x Brother  Most things from Mishima Kazuhiko • Miwako no Ringo • Oyaji Hiroimashita • Unlucky Strike • Reverse!? • Oni ni Hatsujou (by Amagi Reno)  Brother x Brother  Brother (By OUGI Yuzuha)  Super Lovers • Adoptive sibling still counts to me >.<*  Papa to Kiss in the Dark  Papa I love You  Mob for Jack • 1st part Most things from Naduki Koujima & Mishima Kazuhiko You know, the usual • F***ing b*tches, gettin’ $$$! Male body can become aroused regardless if they “want it” or not

When it’s canon among the fandom certain characters are gay/everyone from the show is gay • Lots from…  Sengoku Basara  Kuroko no Basuke  Magi  Katekyo Hitman Reborn  Final Fantasy series • The list is ∞  Example • Urakatana Kaminoki  Go read Gengoroh Tagame in general ~.~  Double team FTW XD i.e., easiest way to get around watching non-yaoi shows  Pro tip: Use the foe yay, ho yay, & depraved bi/homosexual to find non-yaoi/bara with cannon yaoi charcters >.<

Asobi from Loveless (& countless others)  Basically, yaoi vs. bara

 i.e., ways to get crap past the radar

Kichiku Megane (Date Sim) Crimson Spell (Available in US~!)

Yellow Over Drive (Bara)

i.e., just getting things about sex wrong in general

 How thin censor lines can be on the male appendage  Venus ni Seppun  series  Lots from Gengoroh Tagame  Boku no Shiru Anata no Hanashi No comment >.>

You’ve entered a world where no STDs exist XD  The writer says they’re 18 when they’re clearly 14, 13, 12?! • Different age of legal consent in Japan, but WTF  Unless it’s about cops • To report the rape!  Sometimes cops, senseis, & gov’t officials need to get laid too  I’ve Seen it All  Doctor’s Rule  Mazu wa Ubaiai!

Exhibit A: Sukisho

Not everyone is gay, Yaoi >.>

Yuki from Gravitation

Short seme, tall uke  For those moments when the seme’s like “Eh, I could go for a c**k right now >.>” Spoiler alert: the real target audience are males • Best of both worlds Examples • Boku no Pico • Devil Kiss • Magical Trap Trio  Same universe as Devil Kiss • Here Comes the Summer • Usausa Nyannyan  Usa Usa Nyan Nyan  Usa Nyan  DO IT! • They’re awesome  JASTUSA.com, Jlist.com, & peachprincess.com for the 2 available in US • DL online for the rest >.> • Aarin Fantasy yaoi collection One has gratuitous sex, the other doesn’t (Don’t be a poser)

Really dampens the mood (I can’t take your gay sex seriously with bad grammar)

Kuroko no Basuke • Any sports anime Magi DRRR!! Psycho Pass Katekyo Hitman Reborn Gintama Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyoujin Etc. Boys + school setting = the best type of gay  Practically anything from CLAMP • But not everything

Utena CardCaptor Sakura When Tumblr finds things ‘popular’ you did in your HS years

Nessa no Rakuen (date sim)

Kichiku Megane R (date sim) Gotta love them bears XD Some of them are freakin’ hilarious

Lol, b*tch youse in a yaoi In the a$$

 Alcohol & such…up the a$$ • Usually tubes are involved • A scene in the 1st chapter of Target in the Finder

That point where you give up & shove as much DRAMAtical Murder into your panel as possible >.> Silver Chaos Fanbox Messiah

Found on Tumblr, Bara tag

 A milky rain of semen

 Hey, I just met/This may sound crazy/But I want to f**k you/So, drop your pants, maybe? • Happens in bara a lot  For the vampiric persuasion  Vassalord  Radical Blood Monster

In your mouth XD

Big Wind-Up Kuroko no Basuke Prince of Tennis Free!

Crossdressing to f**k Can get it on Amazon  Help yourself to my business cards & handouts with appropriate links • Includes link to my blog, my e-mail address, & list of resources • Can find links to my other blog on my site  If you have any questions, comments, feedback, etc., contact me however • E-mail form on my blog, e-mail, comment on a relating blog post, smoke signals, carrier pigeons, whatever tickles your fancy  If you really enjoyed this panel, would super appreciate if you mention so at any of the feedback sessions or on the forums post-con • It’s not like I care or anything >.>  Final Fantasy: Love It or Hate It, They Still Have All Your $$$ • Friday, 12:30PM - 2PM, Panel 1  Figures to the Max! • Friday, 5PM - 6PM, Panel 4  Valkyria Chronicles: A Love Story, A War & Some Snipers • Friday, 6PM – 7:30PM, Panel 3  Defaming the Sacred: Critical Looks at Popular & Classic Anime • Friday, 9PM - 10:30PM, Panel 4  Bleach: Shunpou Edition • Saturday, 12AM - 1AM, Cosplay Track Room  Yaoi & Bara Tropes & Trends 3 - Bigger, Longer and Harder, MOTTO!! • Saturday, 1:30AM - 2:30AM, Cosplay Track Room  How to Become a Quality Panelist • Sunday, 12PM - 1PM, Panel 1  Let's Go to "The World": A Panel About the .hack// Games • Sunday, 2PM - 3:30PM, Panel 3 I’ll be stalking you in your dreams…~.^ w/ my retractable cock >.<