dj Date Masamune Law & Order: SVU (The only time to read, watch, &/or play yaoi >.>)

I’d say, fine gentlewomen, that penis is dapper as f**k

 I have a Yaoi & Bara blog~!  http://djdmybr.wordpress.com/ (write it down)  Will be posted to my panel blog  Also, blog has links to my yaoi & bara review podcast • It’s ‘cause I don’t need this s**t connected back to me in my regular life >.>  Incidentally, all pics from Tumblr or CG collections of various yaoi date sims  Feel free to comment/ask ques. throughout • W/in reason Double also, waaay more furries b/c f**k it Prepare to be blinded ~.^

(If you can survive the next 10 slides, you probably can survive the rest of the panel…probably >.>)  For maximum justice! Seriously, 1st time it caught me by surprise: Bara (O, the hilarity ~.~)

Check this Tumblr out for more, you perv: http://extreme- yaoi.tumblr.com/

(Pics of random c*cks & hawt gaiz have been provided for your distraction)  Sex Roles • Seme • Uke • Riba • Sou-seme • Sou-uke  Relationship Types • Seme x Uke • Uke x Uke (i.e., slow death due to frustration)  Yuuri & Wolfram (Kyou Kara Maoh) • Seme x Seme  Iwakai & Katou (Embracing Love) • Riba/Reba: Reversible couple  June/DMP has an anthology dedicated to this called Reversible • Wanko-nyanko (“doggy-kitty”)  Morinaga & Souichi (Tyrant falls in love) • Gekokujou (“lower dominates upper”)  Passion, Jazz, Hey Sensei!, & so many others  Walk-ins • When someone, especially a younger sibling or child, walks in on the 2 getting it on  LOCK THE G***AMN DOOR!!!! • Seriously, wtf wouldn’t you when you’re touching yourself/having sexy time???  Attack of the Clones! • Most things from Naduki Koujima & Mishima Kazuhiko  Show is Softcore, Doujin is Hardcore • Gravitation  Gravitation Megamix • Arguably Free! & Kurouko no Basuke  I’ll fall in love w/ you, regardless of your feelz  “If you don’t want it, then why are you hard?” • Male body can become aroused regardless if they “want it” or not  Darker & Edgier (Bara edition) • Gengoroh Tagame in general ~.~  Pretty boy vs. Manly man  Biology Fail • i.e., just getting things about sex wrong in general  The loads some of these guys cum  How much c*ck a person, in general, can swallow  Everybody’s into tantric sex(?)  What things can go where  TENTACLES!!! (censorship laws buuut…)  Sexual Preference? • No comment >.>  Congratulations!! • You’ve entered a world where no STDs exist XD  I Said No Cops!? • Unless it’s about cops  To report the rape!  Where the b*tches at?! • Exhibit A: Sukisho  Incompatible Orientation • Not everyone is gay, Yaoi >.>  Rape as Backstory • Yuki from Gravitation  Bad typesetting/proofreading • Really dampens the mood  (I can’t take your gay sex seriously with bad grammar)  Everything’s Gayer With Tumblr • Kuroko no Basuke, Any sports anime, Magi, DRRR!!, Psycho Pass, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Gintama, Shingeki no Kyoujin, Etc.  Everything’s Gayer in Gakuen • Boys + school setting = the best type of gay  High School Strikes Again • When Tumblr finds things ‘popular’ you did in your HS years  Sound FX • Some of them are freakin’ hilarious  But…I’m a guy..? • Lol, b*tch youse in a yaoi  Anonymous Hook-ups • Hey, I just met/This may sound crazy/But I want to f**k you/So, drop your pants, maybe?  Happens in bara a lot  Sports + Dudes = Super Gay • Big Wind-Up • Kuroko no Basuke • Prince of Tennis • Free! • Yowamushi Pedal

 Don’t give me that “half-brothers/step siblings” crap!

Brother x Brother  Most things from Mishima Kazuhiko • Miwako no Ringo • Oyaji Hiroimashita • Unlucky Strike • Reverse!? • Oni ni Hatsujou (by Amagi Reno)  Brother x Brother  Brother (By OUGI Yuzuha)  Super Lovers • Adoptive sibling still counts to me >.<*  Papa to Kiss in the Dark  Papa I love You  Mob for Jack • 1st part Pay off them debts with dat a$$ XD (Granted, blackmail for sex = rape X/) You know, despite the rape…X/

 When you need to make things super awkward for the reader >.> • A Toy with Sadness  Examples • A Toy with Sadness • The 2nd story in Sensitive Pornograph  Togainu no Chi  Enzai  Gakuen Heaven  Level C  Love Stage(?)

“I want to do it all the way…”

“I don’t like pain” (top txt)/ “Iijima-san’s a$$ is in “What he put in wasn’t a danger!?”(bottom txt) finger” (bottom txt)  Mmmm, bananas  Cock rings  Whips  Chains  Dildoes/vibrators  Anal beads • You name it ^.^

…F**cking XD F*cking XD Why can’t ppl. just f**k at home? Find out tomorrow night @ 10 on Fox News  Especially when multiple personality is involved  I love you…. • So I’ll follow you to your grave >.<  A lot of works from Naduki Koujima • Our Kingdom • Fuuki no Okite • Brother Complex, etc.

Gengoroh Tagame

You know, the usual • F***ing b*tches, gettin’ $$$! When it’s canon among the fandom certain characters are gay/everyone from the show is gay • Lots from…  Sengoku Basara  Kuroko no Basuke  Magi  Katekyo Hitman Reborn  Tiger & Bunny  Final Fantasy series • The list is ∞  Example • Urakatana Kaminoki  Double team FTW XD  Pro tip: Use the foe yay, ho yay, & depraved bi/homosexual to find non-yaoi/bara anime with cannon yaoi charcters >.< i.e., easiest way to get around watching non-yaoi shows

 i.e., ways to get crap past the radar

Kichiku Megane (Date Sim) Crimson Spell (Available in US~!)

Yellow Over Drive (Bara)

 How thin censor lines can be on the male appendage  Venus ni Seppun  Finder series  Lots from Gengoroh Tagame  Boku no Shiru Anata no Hanashi

 The writer says they’re 18 when they’re clearly 14, 13, 12?! • Different age of legal consent in Japan, but WTF  Sometimes cops, senseis, & gov’t officials need to get laid too

 I’ve Seen it All  Doctor’s Rule  Mazu wa Ubaiai!

Short seme, tall uke  For those moments when the seme’s like “Eh, I could go for a c**k right now >.>” Spoiler alert: the real target audience are males • Best of both worlds Examples • Boku no Pico • Devil Kiss • Magical Trap Trio  Same universe as Devil Kiss • Here Comes the Summer • Usausa Nyannyan  Usa Usa Nyan Nyan  Usa Nyan

 Practically anything from CLAMP • But not everything

Utena CardCaptor Sakura

Nessa no Rakuen (date sim)

Kichiku Megane R (date sim) Gotta love them bears XD

In the a$$

 Alcohol & such…up the a$$ • Usually tubes are involved • A scene in the 1st chapter of Target in the Finder

That point where you give up & shove as much DRAMAtical Murder into your panel as possible >.> Silver Chaos Fanbox Messiah

Found on Tumblr, Bara tag

 A milky rain of semen

 For the vampiric persuasion  Vassalord  Radical Blood Monster

In your mouth XD

Crossdressing to f**k Can get it on Amazon In addition to the previously mentioned obvious choices

Me whenever someone’s like “Do you actually like *insert fetish*?!”  Help yourself to my business • Can find links to my other blog on my site  If you have any questions, comments, feedback, etc., contact me however • E-mail form on my blog, e-mail, comment on a relating blog post, smoke signals, carrier pigeons, whatever tickles your fancy  If you really enjoyed this panel, would super appreciate if you mention so at any of the feedback sessions or on the forums post-con • It’s not like I care or anything >.> Overdue for a major update, so I’m totes open to suggestions  Sit Down, STFU, & Play This J-RPG (Awesome Edition) • Friday, 1:30p-3:30p in Panel room 12  Yaoi & Bara Tropes & Trends 4: You Put That WHERE!? (18+) • Friday, 7:30p-9:30p in Panel room 12  Have You Seen This Anime? • Friday, 11:15p-12:45a in Panel room 10 I’ll be stalking you in your dreams…~.^ w/ my retractable cock >.<