dj Date Masamune Law & Order: SVU (The only time to read, watch, &/or play yaoi >.>) I’d say, fine gentlewomen, that penis is dapper as f**k I have a Yaoi & Bara blog~! http://djdmybr.wordpress.com/ (write it down) Will be posted to my panel blog Also, blog has links to my yaoi & bara review podcast • It’s ‘cause I don’t need this s**t connected back to me in my regular life >.> Incidentally, all pics from Tumblr or CG collections of various yaoi date sims Feel free to comment/ask ques. throughout • W/in reason Double also, waaay more furries b/c f**k it Prepare to be blinded ~.^ (If you can survive the next 10 slides, you probably can survive the rest of the panel…probably >.>) For maximum justice! Seriously, 1st time it caught me by surprise: Bara (O, the hilarity ~.~) Check this Tumblr out for more, you perv: http://extreme- yaoi.tumblr.com/ (Pics of random c*cks & hawt gaiz have been provided for your distraction) Sex Roles • Seme • Uke • Riba • Sou-seme • Sou-uke Relationship Types • Seme x Uke • Uke x Uke (i.e., slow death due to frustration) Yuuri & Wolfram (Kyou Kara Maoh) • Seme x Seme Iwakai & Katou (Embracing Love) • Riba/Reba: Reversible couple June/DMP has an anthology dedicated to this called Reversible • Wanko-nyanko (“doggy-kitty”) Morinaga & Souichi (Tyrant falls in love) • Gekokujou (“lower dominates upper”) Passion, Jazz, Hey Sensei!, & so many others Walk-ins • When someone, especially a younger sibling or child, walks in on the 2 getting it on LOCK THE G***AMN DOOR!!!! • Seriously, wtf wouldn’t you when you’re touching yourself/having sexy time??? Attack of the Clones! • Most things from Naduki Koujima & Mishima Kazuhiko Show is Softcore, Doujin is Hardcore • Gravitation Gravitation Megamix • Arguably Free! & Kurouko no Basuke I’ll fall in love w/ you, regardless of your feelz “If you don’t want it, then why are you hard?” • Male body can become aroused regardless if they “want it” or not Darker & Edgier (Bara edition) • Gengoroh Tagame in general ~.~ Pretty boy vs. Manly man Biology Fail • i.e., just getting things about sex wrong in general The loads some of these guys cum How much c*ck a person, in general, can swallow Everybody’s into tantric sex(?) What things can go where TENTACLES!!! (censorship laws buuut…) Sexual Preference? • No comment >.> Congratulations!! • You’ve entered a world where no STDs exist XD I Said No Cops!? • Unless it’s about cops To report the rape! Where the b*tches at?! • Exhibit A: Sukisho Incompatible Orientation • Not everyone is gay, Yaoi >.> Rape as Backstory • Yuki from Gravitation Bad typesetting/proofreading • Really dampens the mood (I can’t take your gay sex seriously with bad grammar) Everything’s Gayer With Tumblr • Kuroko no Basuke, Any sports anime, Magi, DRRR!!, Psycho Pass, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Gintama, Shingeki no Kyoujin, Etc. Everything’s Gayer in Gakuen • Boys + school setting = the best type of gay High School Strikes Again • When Tumblr finds things ‘popular’ you did in your HS years Sound FX • Some of them are freakin’ hilarious But…I’m a guy..? • Lol, b*tch youse in a yaoi Anonymous Hook-ups • Hey, I just met/This may sound crazy/But I want to f**k you/So, drop your pants, maybe? Happens in bara a lot Sports + Dudes = Super Gay • Big Wind-Up • Kuroko no Basuke • Prince of Tennis • Free! • Yowamushi Pedal Don’t give me that “half-brothers/step siblings” crap! Brother x Brother Most things from Mishima Kazuhiko • Miwako no Ringo • Oyaji Hiroimashita • Unlucky Strike • Reverse!? • Oni ni Hatsujou (by Amagi Reno) Brother x Brother Brother (By OUGI Yuzuha) Super Lovers • Adoptive sibling still counts to me >.<* Papa to Kiss in the Dark Papa I love You Mob for Jack • 1st part Pay off them debts with dat a$$ XD (Granted, blackmail for sex = rape X/) You know, despite the rape…X/ When you need to make things super awkward for the reader >.> • A Toy with Sadness Examples • A Toy with Sadness • The 2nd story in Sensitive Pornograph Togainu no Chi Enzai Gakuen Heaven Level C Love Stage(?) “I want to do it all the way…” “I don’t like pain” (top txt)/ “Iijima-san’s a$$ is in “What he put in wasn’t a danger!?”(bottom txt) finger” (bottom txt) Mmmm, bananas Cock rings Whips Chains Dildoes/vibrators Anal beads • You name it ^.^ …F**cking XD F*cking XD Why can’t ppl. just f**k at home? Find out tomorrow night @ 10 on Fox News Especially when multiple personality is involved I love you…. • So I’ll follow you to your grave >.< A lot of works from Naduki Koujima • Our Kingdom • Fuuki no Okite • Brother Complex, etc. Gengoroh Tagame You know, the usual • F***ing b*tches, gettin’ $$$! When it’s canon among the fandom certain characters are gay/everyone from the show is gay • Lots from… Sengoku Basara Kuroko no Basuke Magi Katekyo Hitman Reborn Tiger & Bunny Final Fantasy series • The list is ∞ Example • Urakatana Kaminoki Double team FTW XD Pro tip: Use the foe yay, ho yay, & depraved bi/homosexual to find non-yaoi/bara anime with cannon yaoi charcters >.< i.e., easiest way to get around watching non-yaoi shows i.e., ways to get crap past the radar Kichiku Megane (Date Sim) Crimson Spell (Available in US~!) Yellow Over Drive (Bara) How thin censor lines can be on the male appendage Venus ni Seppun Finder series Lots from Gengoroh Tagame Boku no Shiru Anata no Hanashi The writer says they’re 18 when they’re clearly 14, 13, 12?! • Different age of legal consent in Japan, but WTF Sometimes cops, senseis, & gov’t officials need to get laid too I’ve Seen it All Doctor’s Rule Mazu wa Ubaiai! Short seme, tall uke For those moments when the seme’s like “Eh, I could go for a c**k right now >.>” Spoiler alert: the real target audience are males • Best of both worlds Examples • Boku no Pico • Devil Kiss • Magical Trap Trio Same universe as Devil Kiss • Here Comes the Summer • Usausa Nyannyan Usa Usa Nyan Nyan Usa Nyan Practically anything from CLAMP • But not everything Utena CardCaptor Sakura Nessa no Rakuen (date sim) Kichiku Megane R (date sim) Gotta love them bears XD In the a$$ Alcohol & such…up the a$$ • Usually tubes are involved • A scene in the 1st chapter of Target in the Finder That point where you give up & shove as much DRAMAtical Murder into your panel as possible >.> Silver Chaos Fanbox Messiah Found on Tumblr, Bara tag A milky rain of semen For the vampiric persuasion Vassalord Radical Blood Monster In your mouth XD Crossdressing to f**k Can get it on Amazon In addition to the previously mentioned obvious choices Me whenever someone’s like “Do you actually like *insert fetish*?!” Help yourself to my business • Can find links to my other blog on my site If you have any questions, comments, feedback, etc., contact me however • E-mail form on my blog, e-mail, comment on a relating blog post, smoke signals, carrier pigeons, whatever tickles your fancy If you really enjoyed this panel, would super appreciate if you mention so at any of the feedback sessions or on the forums post-con • It’s not like I care or anything >.> Overdue for a major update, so I’m totes open to suggestions Sit Down, STFU, & Play This J-RPG (Awesome Edition) • Friday, 1:30p-3:30p in Panel room 12 Yaoi & Bara Tropes & Trends 4: You Put That WHERE!? (18+) • Friday, 7:30p-9:30p in Panel room 12 Have You Seen This Anime? • Friday, 11:15p-12:45a in Panel room 10 I’ll be stalking you in your dreams…~.^ w/ my retractable cock >.<.