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CORD 15 NO. XI The VOL. 2 cord january twentytwo nineteenseventyone Ludwig von Ichabod
In recent years the Cord and its pseudowriters, etc. This is Mount Vesuvius burbs after columnist must be handled hope- tainly readers would like to know staff have increasingly come un- merely a look at the Cord, the be- each issue is out, and the anger of fully to the satisfaction of the where the Cord and other college der severe criticism and much hind-the-scenes stuff that no- the inflicted, incensed ones whom complainer and the writer, and newspapers stand on interna- complaint from all quarters. body really cares, but likes to we gave a layer of instant diarrhea other interested individuals. tional affairs, and that it has a Many times it is unfounded; read about. So what if we waste rolls in. You should hear the huzza And there is a host of other inci- wide scope and not myopic to the often there is solid ground for your money! of mighty verbal combat that dents that must be dealt with for world at large. However, excess disapproval from the student pro- goes on in that glasswalled cubi- the coming issue and because of of it—which the Chevron twice- letariat and administration, and Every year the Cord is under- cle. And that is only amongst the the feedback from past issues. weekly hammers away at, be- other interested parties. staffed. It became impossible to staff! Many times the bickering The Cord mustn't have another comes monotonous. At times, the When the Cord in days gone by function with a parttime student is petty; often it is funny as the libel suit like last year, y'know. Cord too, commits this sin. was still a weekly newspaper editor as witnessed last year. In amount of dry wit put into it. Oc- Moreover, as editor he is re- Although the Cord is not om- which tried to cover "news" more the fall, many people were inter- casionally there is serious dialog. sponsible to the people (the stu- budsman, it certainly can be more than analysis of happenings, stu- ested in doing "something" from Everyone is only interested in dents and the board of pubs) who of a spokesman, representative dents and various clubs com- straight reporting, layouts, typ- results and not in the amount of hired him. of students feeling than it is doing now. plained that there was not ing, photography, to being the work put into publishing the Cord. This year, there is no one who However, we haven't much enough coverage on their special staff jester. Within a short time The lowly writer merely writes can step into the editor-in-chief's material to work with, y'know. events, or on campus news. Even the enthusiasm dwindled, and only up the event and submits it into shoes. In the past, there was al- I often wonder how much per- major events such as the Hagar a few hardcase mavericks were the office. The typist does her ways someone in the background suasion or potential there is in Affair, and last year the Marshall left holding the rag to be cover- thing, translating differing hand- ready to take over, someone with the Cord to effect lifestyle, and Affair plus other major college ed, written up and published. writings, and slowly growing the ambition to take a bite at shit- trends. Are people here really news became outdated by the Even the popular photo dept insane. It is difficult to know disturbing. Presently the editor that much affect—lets say, what time the Cord hit the depots by that had so many photo-trysts what the news editor and the almost handles all aspects of Ludwig writes about. From my Friday. It was impossible to keep slumped to an isolated few. managing editor do. The editor- publication. Perhaps this is the observations, the only things stu- up to last minute news items; Ideals and aspirations are great in-chief is the bulwark of the Cord. problem; however, because of dents give a damn about are booze, the crystal ball never worked. when one only thinks of the fringe He is the person responsible for the lack of personnel and of in- sex and luxuries (well, some- This year, under the supervision benefits, but when the actual work the host of odds and ends such as terest in the Cord, nothing can times academic work) and money of a full-time paid editor-in-chief, one must put in is asked for, in editing, criticism, editorials, be done. enough to do all three—in order was that order to of icing the format changed to be worthy the assigning assignments, and what- It seems that merely being as- to drive away sheer boredom and of a magazine where supposed- and the gravy train, many re- nots. Because we lack a good lay- sociated with, or frequenting the the loneliness this place has to of- takes ly indepth reporting or analysis treated with their tails between out individual, the editor Cord too often has a certain label fer. could be accomplished. Still, no their posteriors, mumbling all over. Too often he used expedi- or stigma attached to the person. Perhaps I am a cynic. It seems one was really pleased. The front sorts of excuses. And what of the ency in placing columns and ads Perhaps we should change our no matter what event is covered, page still turn people off. The gravy train? There aint much. so that the paper is not balanced deodorant or something! Some of I make observations on the not In the photodept. you may sign A sin is that errors Cord is deficient and worth in form. worse us stand out—like a sore thumb. and give only meager to reading, so students growl as they out photo equipment, develop many fillers aren't worth read- praise Some get noticed and cajoled achievements. Perhaps a more bal- pay their ten-minute homage to and print your films at a nominal ing—thus wasting money in hav- and flattered—ha, but in which anced diet is in order. Maybe glance at the pictures and see if tee, and buy rolls of film cheaply. ing it printed. way? those who write editorials should there is anything prurient. In the writing side of the Cord In addition, because of student What the student want from also try to be less cynical. But What, then, in the nine gates of there is gratification to see one's politics of sorts and because of does Personally I am tired then, the Cord will become more hell, is the Cord? Is it a college name on the masque head, and his position, the editor is some- the Cord. of reading about the IndoChina War, mediocre than it already is. newsmagazine representative of on occasion a free pass to cover what a diplomat. SAC wants some- the Nixon donnybrooks, and inter- Note) the students at large? Or is the the event at the charity of the thing in this week and they would (Ed. politics. I can that Cord merely a gathering of esoter- organization that wants the pub- like it done this such way. Car- national read The managing editor is one of the garbage in the regular newspapers. ic opportunists wasting student licity. And in a masochistic vein, nival expects adoration and de- fellows who has the shit slung at fees by publishing material that we listen to complaints, at best votion of at least one issue adver- From what I hear, the students him for allowing the above non- no one gives a damn about. Is the derogatory. Compliments are tising in writeups and whatevers want to read material concern- sense and other such crap of the Cord made up of malcontents, cherished like virgins in a whore- concerning events. Complaints ing university, their particular same/ilk into this fine example socalled radicals, shitdisturbers. house. on a certain column and arrogant situations, and themselves. Cer- of student rags. Buick's Opel GT.
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Horror stories of the winter road conditions out west advanced their departure date to December 23. The following article by Rex is the first of a three part series describing the fearsome odyssey to beautiful B.C. This freeflowing article follows the intripid travellers from Canada back to Canada. Wed. Dec. 23, 8:30 a.m. mileage 00000. Much noise and front wheel shake send our parts through with driver. - Amazing we are on our way to Penlicton 8.C., 2800 11:00 a.m. Dec 25 Wheel is off success is just around the corner — Arc- miles away in Tonu's MGB-GT. We have sleeping bags, Christmas Day in Drummond tic winds are freezing up the corner of the world where apples and oranges, a catalytic heater and some reading Pop 200. ten gas stations, three bars a restaurant and cat- we are repairing our car outside. More beer and we wait material (science fiction for Tonu and some course work tle loading siding. One street nothing open until last one. for the Chicago Bus. We have met good people in the bar for me). Thanks be to god the last one is open. and we are in good hands in this state. 11:00 am Ray Fischer Chevrolet. We can see our Bus down the interstate we are elat- has new car (sold) and one new truck no — hope The 401 has been miserable with an incessant road Ray Fischer one ed closer finally and it must be below zero but cars gas pumps. Sir we are broken down warm. stop. opens spray building up on the clean car. The Blue has become used and two is Flag Bus and Air brake Driver Door. a wheel bearing. brown on the front, the wipers are NFG and visibility and need Did they send a package through for us? where ya goin? Vancouver. (A becomes something that you have in common with pilots Not on Christmas Day No cold night has suddenly become more colder as You aren't going to make it wait'll call my friend. our package is sitting warm in Bus Depot Missoula Mon- in the movies. Windsor I "Hi you old fart Merry Christmas you gotta a wheel bear- tana). Detroit. No Sir, we will not be working in the USA. — see ing for a MG ... MG ... MG an English car Thanks "But", the driver smiles, "I kinda figured if they was We are driving through to BC. Where? BC. British Col- you later" sendin auto parts to Drummond I'd take a chance and umbia. How long three Days. OK but don't try to work. No he ain't got one and if he ain't no one does round bring em through." Jump for joy and tell driver apprecia- Tolls, Interstates and Tolls. No Cops. Direction West. here. tive comments about personal risks and kind hearts. Sign Nothing but fast cars and large trucks Heading West. Can we use your tools? here. More tolls 4:30 p.m. Chicago traffic jam twenty miles of Yer Canadians ain't ya? This signature frees the Great Western Stage four lane expressway merging into one. Thank you May- Yes — — Lines from all etc., etc., who is kidding who here the or Daley. Head South to Minneapolis St. Paul Noth- I hate Canadians. — Great Western Stage lines. This is bordering on ing I am glad I'm not writing Tourist blurbs. Wiscon- Oh (we sit or stand and he tells us why) sin. All Night U Can Eat for $2.00 restaurant Dinner. Becket but then we have our parts. My goddam father was a Canadian from Kitchener. Head North by North West for Fargo North Dakota 4:00 Celebrate with Drinks. Warm Turf Bar back to Star "So are we" and all he was good for was makin sausage a.m. Wake up Tonu your turn to drive You get the lucky Motel Room 5 where Ed Schaeffer has given us our best goddam sausage ever et and one time two guys break of hitting The 1000 mile mark. More Nothing if I Christmas Day Dinner because Helen's is closed. Charity from Kitchener came and we made a deal, some Elk horns That can be true at least Nothing has made any lasting begins at home and gratitude floods oi'r hearts. for some sausage and they never sent them and one time impression. Dec. 27 7 a.m. Ray Fischer Chevrolet is open said smil- two fellas used my tools and left and never paid me. And ing Ray sees us for the third day He hates Canadians and North Dakota is beautiful speed limit seventy head another Canadian broke inta my till and the stupid bas- we have been using his tools. So soon the car is operable for Direction West Due West to Spokane Washington. tard even took the checks and was caught burnin them and say to Ray. Living beautiful geography geology lesson Herb Whit- I down the road so I hate Canadians. How Much do we owe you Ray? ney and Gerry Hall would freak at these draws, arroyos, Can we use your tools. coupla dollars. hoodoos, and valleys God's Country — scrub pines and are you gonna Thanks Ray will send you sausage. stratified earth powdered by unsmoked snow which Ya I guess what else do? I The Sun shines on Ray Fischer visage a smile breaks plays little games with your head. Open Range watch Thank you. forth and saliva thickens. Real Kitchener sausage again. for Cattle. Outside it is zero degrees Montana Big Sky Country cold and we are NOT allowed to bring in the car so we We have a new friend. Montana 800 miles across Christmas Eve. A different are freezing swearing praying for easy job of wheel re- Have you boys had breakfast. state but part of the same sphere of vision. Mystical. moval but God's country does not extend to Canadians No Helens is closed. We understand why Chet Huntley went home. Wheel and does not include MGB-GT's. Well by God I won't let you go hungry. pull and noise — are we in trouble? Yes but don't know Ray moves to his refrigerator where he keeps his pop we never (not it yet. Confronted with something have seen (I guess) He brings out a fifth of Bourbon and says have Livingston Montana does not help us and sends us to together like Ford Chev or easy fix car) We do all the a shot (10:00 a.m.). Bozeman — Bozeman home of Montana State — help wrong things and compound the problem by removing (Hanging in Rays office are boxes bearing years and us out please — Si Si A Venezuelan cowboy lets us into nuts and only succeed in splitting the hub from the disc. these are his parts department, here is an old dog curled his garage which he doesn't own but the Burlington Give up this day and call Knievel Auto Imports. Butte behind his space heater. Fishing poles and duck calls Northern Railway for whom he works might strike and Montana — operator transfer this call to my home in hang hidden in the dust next to Tarnished awards from his friend who owns this garage is on holidays. Thank Waterloo Ontario and start calling Knievels in Butte. General Motors for being a super salesman. All this but no You — Gracias We find three broken spokes and think His face shines upon us and first Knievel is the Kniev- sausage and now Bourbon) I take a little nip which ang- we are — al. My son is "evil Knievel" and help you boys any all right Spend Christmas Eve in Kester Ho- 111 ers his new hospitality — "a shot for crissakes" and tips — can. tel but drink at the Bozeman Hotel. Meet Cowboys way I the bottle to my lips — I swallow hard and the cold toes old wizened leather face with $40.00 hat and $50.00 (Evil Knievel modern Don Quixote' tilting his motor- which I had forgotten bloem in Bourbon spring. Tonu boots and finest buckskin jacket. We have passed Little cycle rocket powered over the Grand Canyon. Evil Kniev- drinks and his face shows the alcohol moving into his al has beautiful father.) Call Knieval service Big Horn and he could have been there. manager stomach — empty from last meal yesterday. We thank and he have no bearings and the hub off like Young upstart heir tells us about 2100 acres and 300 says I comes Ray and turn to leave — "Wait boys" head — He tells us heir poor Also that his wife shall any other car and I have never seen this threaded rod or Ray give us each a Hershey Bar and we head into the bolt you are referring to. If you Cressey get new firebird for Christmas. She doesn't like the jeep call Bill in West exactly 48 hours later. Good-bye Drummond. or pick-up. Give me another "gouge" and he throws back Spokane and tell him I told you to call him he will help Past Missoula into Idaho through Idaho into the Rock- you Day. another shot of bourbon and soon is drunk. Other fellow even if it is Christmas Continental Auto Supply ies. Gerard Manley Hopkins missed it unfortunately. Cressey come to our rescue. starts talking to heir and they start telling each other and Bill He will send bearing Washington Spokane. BC and Canada Home. Heavy type (if BS about money. And then how they hate long hair (I he has one) via the bus COD. Thanks Bill Operators trips loom ahead. Washington flattens out and "open smile) and how they filled a garbage bag with the hair begin recognizing Tonu's voice and answer by saying range" signs warn about cattle on the road. Grand Cou- of now bald hippies. Even Paul Harvey and the News dug "transfer this call to Waterloo Ontario." We have friends lee Dam and Snow. Snow Snow now Snow. Darkness and Bozeman lynch mob justice. Townspeople take up collec- in Montana. BC is closer and we drive hard and fast through snow tion to pay fines of hippie haters. They forget Custer Helen's Restaurant is the Grey Hound Bus Depot in drifts where no one else has been today or lately. Canada and Cody long hair. I don't remind them. Short hair is pat- Drummond and they gave us the best breakfasts. Helen's calls us. And our response is nostalgia anticipations of riotic and don't forget. Dope pushers trade on the misery is closed when the Spokane-Chicago Bus passes through WACKY Bennets domain. of weak people and if they try to sell to me I'll kick and also closed Sunday. COD packages are not dropped How long have you been in the states? them right in the nuts. I have enough trouble with this if the Depot is closed. Home Home the CBC comes on the radio and we hear — stuff — give me another "gouge". Hello Operator Yes transfer this call etc., etc. the Maritimes are snowed under 3500 miles away (home We decide to split Christmas Day a.m. for the West. Dispatcher at Missoula of U of Montana home of and we know Leon Mangoff's voice and it tells us we are Bozeman to Drummond we know we are in trouble. Robert Jordan of Hemingway Bridge blowing) agrees to home in British Columbia. cord january twentytwo nineteenseventyone 7 SYNTHESIS STEREO SHOP ANNOUNCES THURSDAY, FRIDAY, and SATURDAY JANUARY 29, 30, and 31 Compare at Special CHICAGO TRANSIT AUTHORITY (2 LP SET) GPB 5 6.98 54.99 CHICAGO (SECOND ALBUM) (2 LP SET) KGP24 7.98 5.99 CHICAGO (THIRD ALBUM) (2 LP SET) C23 0110 10.98 7.99 (NEWLY RELEASED, IF AVAILABLE) Special FRIDAY, JANUARY 30. 7 P.M. SUPER SPECIAL John Lennon Album $ 1.99 5 6.29 Value SATURDAY, JANUARY 31, 10.00 A.M. 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Lutheran's extension, called Studio "B" (Studio "A" at the Bauer Ware- house) is located beside the mail room on the third floor, from the top, of the new student centre. Several years ago on the third floor of the Physics Building on the U. of W. campus the seed of Radio Waterloo was planted when a few U. of W. Students came together to form a small, closed-circuit radio station. From there Radio Waterloo moved into U. of W's campus centre and Lutheran was included in the listening audience and Lutheran students joined the staff. Thanksgiving of 1969 saw an expansion and a moving to the Bauer Warehouse where two control rooms and a production studio were made operable. Then came Radio Waterloo's jump to cable F.M. in the fall of 1970. It became necessary to go over cable because a Canadian Radio- Television Commission's ruling that a provincially supported institution like U. of W., Ryerson, and Queens could not hold a federal broadcasting charter The Federation of Students and the Administration of U. of W. and Waterloo Lutheran's Student Administrative Council provide the funds that keep Radio-Waterloo in operation. One paid station manager and a volun- teer staff from the student community make up the technical, news, pro- duction, and on-air personnel of Radio-Waterloo. Studio "B", at Lutheran, includes a full control room with two turn-tables, on-air control board, a tape deck, and up to five microphones for interviews. Studio "B" 's functions comprise news, features, special events, and music shows like Studio "A". The new studio will make possible longer hours of broadcasting. Contracts for the wiring of the Dining Flail, Torque Room, and the Stu- dent Centre have been signed. Upon procuremint of parts the job of putting Radio Waterloo on campus again will begin. Investigations are under way regarding the installation of Radio Waterloo outlets in each room in the re- sidences and plans will be announced when negotiations become com- plete. Any comments, suggestions, or notification of upcoming events can be photo by brenzel submitted to any Radio-Waterloo staff member, placed in the suggestion boxes, phoned in at 578-9000, 578-9008, or written in a letter to Radio Andrew Robertson doing his thing Waterloo, University of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ontario, or Student Centre, by Andrew Struan Robertson on the air. Waterloo Lutheran University, Waterloo, Ontario. Dave Auger and Bob Black of Radio Waterloo, Studio "B" work- ing or something. cord january twentytwo nineteenseventyone 9 Replay David mckinley Little pleasure is derived from stick the plug in.) erty (alias Anita Bryant) boom- Before the beginning of the Cot- as Mom's apple pie and as right- reading about losers so we won't ed out, with the full 200 decibels of ton Bowl game there was a miss- eous as Manifest Destiny. The mention anything about the bas- Is the seven month football which her proud bosom was cap- ing-man fighter formation fly- whole thing is so contrary to what ketball Hawks this week, besides fanatic a special type of person? able, the Battle Hymn of the Re- past, followed by a minutes si- many young Americans believe the fact that they lost to Lauren- Do those thousands of spectators public. One familiar line in the lence for American POW's in that it's a wonder that the tian 105-85. who fill the coliseums across the song was, "let us fight to make in North Vietnam. At half-time, Weathermen haven't blown up a land every Sunday, to watch the men free"; which rich Texan two POW's who had been releas- football stadium yet. Another marathon football sea- circuses, represent a certain seg- used that line for years? After a ed by the North Vietnamese son ended this weekend as the ment of America? In my opinion more stirring and patriotic were put on display. (See Mr. & The good thing about football is Baltimore Colts lucked in on the few they do. And in the eyes of many the America - your son too can that the Americans always win. Cowboys. For winning messages fans settled down Mrs. Dallas impartial people (if your eyes to watch the of a good survive the rigours of a Prisoner the World Championship the Colts outcome are bloodshot from war, as Contrary to what you may think $15,000 apiece while the Cow- watching clean opposed to that of War camp.) get seven months of football you're messy war that manages to grab at this point, Replay is still a boys pick up pocket change of not impartial) they represent all headlines every now and then. Someone (probable some good sports column. As soon as the $7,500. And you thought football that is wrong with America to- The super-patriots got to- Hawks win a few games the old players were dumb. it all old capitalist football promoter) day. An American football game gether for the Cotton Bowl also. has made football as wholesome cliches will spew forth once more. Football has become more is a spectacle that would bring than a sport in the United States, joy to the heart of any Pentagon for seven months of the year it's P.R. man. For example, the a way of life. And the other five Superbowl half-time show; you months are spent rehashing the must have watched it, because previous seven. (You too can there weren't any other football coach the New York Jets; for ten games to switch to. The highlight dollars a month and an outlet to of the show was when Miss Lib- DON'T WHEN YOU'RE HERE FORTHE CARNIVAL, WHY NOT LET US BE YOUR HOST? P© r 24 hour day From Ptus Mileage True Canadian Hospitality HOST Rent-a-Car 578-7440 89 Bridgeport Rd. E. Across from Towers Birth Control and Abortion Info at WLU WLU's Birth Control and Abor- vide information on birth con- tion Information Centre will be trol, and will help women who opening on Wed. Jan. 27, in the are pregnant make arrangements office of Anne Wellwood, Vice- to have their child, or to obtain President—External of SAC, and an abortion. will be open from 7:00 to 9:00 pm The centre is a service which every Wed. this university has needed for The Centre, operated by students some time. All students who want gj| Hp WjM iHH jjaejl. & organized and trained by Wo- information, or need help are Jg mSBk H \SSNHkK "H^i men's Liberation and Counsell- urged to come, or phone 576-4541 ing Services at WLU, will pro- at the times mentioned. IRC OPENS RES by Ludwig At a recent Inter Residence women's hours, unless integrated Council Meeting a new policy residences are instituted. This V JSSh&t' 'Matt ' concerning women's visiting is highly unlikely. Now, only hours in Men's Residences was Women's Res needs be liberated passed. However, each House in this community. This year, must ratify this decision. IRC it is highly unlikely. recommends that each House Council make its own hours, to the satisfaction of the residents, Compliments of as the responsibility now rests on the shoulders of the floor and the roommates. The new policy is: OPEN 24 HOURS 7 DAYS A WEEK in Men's Res. The temporary ex- tention of hours for Carnival Week is now obsolete. Steakhouse and Tavern This policy met with general approval from both sexes, and WATERLOO SQUARE SHOPPING CENTRE with reservation from higher au- thorities, although many resi- dents can foresee problems aris- Student Meal Cards Available at 10% Discount ing. At this point it seems this is 744-4782 the ultimate extention of Coffee, tea and drugs Keeping off grass? Staying away from amphetamines? If you drug-user. But hang on. If you're sitting in the Torque Room reading this, are a drug user. If you've got a cigarette stuck in your mouth, CLASS OF DRUGS EXAMPLES PHARMACOLOGICAL LEGAL POSSIBLE CLASSIFICATION CLASSIFICATION MEDICAL USES ALCOHOL (Ethyl) Wine. Beer, Whiskies. Central Nervous System De- None (Varied Age Restriction) To promote sleep, sedate, as a pressant vasodilator and food source for energy. AMPHETAMINES Benzedrine, Dexedrine, Mothear- Central Nervous System Stirn- . Controlled Drugs Part Ill, Food To relieve m.ild depression and ine, Biphentamine, D~xyn, ulants & Drugs Act (Can.) Schedule fatigure, to reduce appetite & in Preludin ''G'' treatment of narcolepay. BARBITURATES Phenobarbital, Amytal, Central Nervous System De- Controlled Drugs, Part Ill, Food To treat insomnia, anxiety, ner· Seconal, Nembutal, Tuinal pressant & Drugs Ace (Can.) Schedule vous tension, epilepsy, high "G' blood pressure, as a sedative. (;AFFEINE Coffee, Tea, Cola Drinks Central Nervous System None (No Restrictions) For headaches, to stimulate Stimulant kidney function, by injection to stimulate circulation and HALLUCINOGENS Marijuana, Hashish, (derivatives Central Nervous System De- Incorrectly classed as a Narcotic As a tranquillizer, sleeping pill. ( lllusionogens) of the Hemp plant - Cannabis pressant and/br Stimulant (The Narcotic Control Act, muscle relaxant, analgesic, ant~ Sativa (Synthetic) T.H.C. Canada) biotic, child-birth anaesthetic treatment of epilepsy, mild de- pression, asthma, and as a with- drawal agent for opiate and alco- hoi addictions. Mescaline (Payote Cactus or Central Nervous System De- Restricted Drugs, Part IV, Food ? Synthetic) pressant and/or Stimulant & Drugs Act (Canada) Schedule IIJI. Pailocybin (Mexican Mushrooms) Central Nervous System De- Restircted Drugs, Part IV, Food ? pressant and/or Stimulant & Drugs Act (Canada) ScheduiP. "J'' (Synthetics) L.S.D. Central Nervous Restricted Drugs To decrease dependency on opiates and alcohol. System Depressant Part IV, Food & , M.D.A. and/or Stimulant Drugs Act (Canada) Schedule NARCOTICS Opium, Derivatives, - Heroin, Central Nervous System De- Narcotic {The Narcotic Control . Pain relief Morphine, Codeine pressant (General) Act. Canada) Synthetic • Methadone, Damerol Cough Suppressant, Codeine Cocaine Central Nervous System De- Narcotic (The Narcotic Control Local Anaesthetic. Stimulant Act, Canada) SOLVENTS (Toluene) Airplane glue, Plastic Central Nervous System De- None (No Restrictions) None (Too toxic for use) Cf!ment (Acetone) Nail Polish pressants Remover (Carbon Tet.) Dry Cln. Fluid, Gasoline, Paint Thin- ner, Lighter Fuels TOBACCO (Nicotine) Cigarettes, Cigars Centr,al Nervous System De- None (Supposedly restricted to None at Present (formerly used Chewing Tobacco, Snuff pressant and/or Stimulant adults- age varies) as a strong sedative) TRANQUILIZERS (Meprobamate) Miltown, Central Nervous System De Prescription Drugs- Food & Treatment of tension, anxiety, Equamil (Diazepam) Valium pressants (Mild) Drugs Act (Canada) Schedule insomnia - specific anesthetic (Chlordiazepoxide) Librium "F'' effect (rather than general, as with barbiturates) also as a muscle relaxant. cord january twentytwo nineteenseventyone tamines? If you are, it'i yourself anything but a The chart below is a factual and scientifically-endorsed documentation of drugs, their effects, where they lie under the law and whether or not they have addictive charactertistics. It was researched and drawn up by the psychology de Room reading this, widl Ill in your hand, then you partment of the University of Waterloo. your mouth, you're a The data is strictly scientific. There are no value judgements made in the information given on these two pages, so take it as a valuable piece of literature outlining as clearly as possible of the drug scene. INITIAL EFFECTS LONG TERM EFFECTS PHYSICAL DEPENDENCE PSYCHO LOG I CAL POTENTIAL DEPENDENCE POTENTIAL sleep, sedate, as a Gregariousness, belligerance, false Gastritis, malnutrition, -::irrhosis Yes Yes and food source for increase in self confidence, increase of liver, ulcers, obesity, irrever in urinary flow, incoherence, lack sible damage to brain and d ation of intestinal organs. unconsciousness. Yes mild depression and Dilated pupils; loss of appetite, ir Exhaustion, malnutrition, ? ritablility, hyperactivity, dry mouth reduce appetite & in pneumonia, high blood pr~ and na5!1l membrances, halitosis. of narcolepay. ure, severe brain & heart dam WITH LARGE DOSES 1/V, delus- age, eventual death. ions, hostility, extreme aggressive ness, induced psychosis with panic, Severe withdrawal symptoms, Yes Yes coherency, depression, drowsiness, possible kidney, brain & liver OVERDOSAGE, produces uncons- damage, death from overdose ciousness, coma, pin-point eye pupils, often in combination with respiratory paralysis, & Death. alcohol. Mild stimulating effects, slight de ? ? Yes crease in appetite. Relaxation, euphoria, heightened Usually None No ? awareness of senses, laughter, alter· ed perception of time, visual dis. tortions, increased appetite. ? I Exhilaration, anxiety, gastric dis. I ? I No I ? · · ~ tress, perceptual distortions, depersonalization, dilation of pup- ils, increase in body temperature and blood pressure. ? I~ I Nausea, vomiting, headaches, euphorial ? I No I ? or depression, perceptual distortions, depersonalization, dilation of pupils, increase in body temperature & blood- pressure. dependency on Exhileration, anxiety, perceptual I ? I No I ? alcohol. I. I distortions, depersonalization, dila- tion of pupils, increase in body temp- erature and blood pressure ? , ? .• I ~ No ? Euphoria, drowsiness, watery eyes, IConvulsions and possibly I Yes I Yes loss of appetite, running nose, pin- death from overdose. Severe Codeine I 1 point eye pupils. withdrawal systems - Restlessness, dilated pupils, tremors, I Exhaustion, depression, con- I No I Yes visual distortions, drowsiness. vulsions & possibly death from overdose. Enlarged-pupils, confusion, slurred Irreversible, damage to brain, I ? I Yes speech, dizziness, euphoria. Possible liver, kidneys. Death may distortions of sight and sound. occur from overdose (choking Watery eyes, running nose, poor mus-- cular control. Anger, irritability, or suffocation) drowsiness & conciousness. (formerly used 1 __.cneweo 1 Irritation of tissues and nasal mem- Cancer of lungs, larnyx, & I Yes I Yes branes, increase in saliva & bronchial mouth, Respiratory disease, secretions, blood pressure and heart chronic bronchitis, pulmonary rate. Enlarged eye pupils. Large doses cause tremors, vomiting & accelerated emphysema, damage to heart respiration. and blood vessles. Impaired vision. of tension, anxiety, Euphoria, sweating, skin rash, de- IWithdrawal can produce agita- I ? I Yes specific anesthetic pression, mental sluggishness, urin- tion •• depression & convulsions. ary retention, anger, anxiety, tension t•' than gene Where the nuns eat meat the people of Africa starve MARGOT TREVELYAN graduated Nigeria, for example, is one of the world's from Hamilton's McMaster university in largest cocoa producers. If she could make chocolate and export it (few Nigerians I met like 1968. She applied to work in Africa with chocolate) naturally, it would provide more CUSO "just to get away from here" and was employment and money than selling raw cocoa sent to Nigeria for two years where she to companies such as Cadbury's or Hershey. But taught both english and french language to it would be virtually impossible at this stage of free enterprise system for such a company young members from 12-24 of the Yoruba the to begin and think it could compete on the world tribe. market. She lived in a small cement duplex in the United States could really AID such countries town of Ikere-Ekiti which is in the western by giving large preference to such home in- state of Nigeria. dustries but it is difficult to imagine such as Hershey's chocolate to The school had about 300 students who companies agreeing go out of business for a nigerian company. Yet that were very receptive and eager to learn. is all the 'Aid' that the third world needs. Nobady Despite a lack of language laboratory seems to realize that to help the third world, facilities, Margot found that the school was North America is going to have to become poorer well-equipped, especially in the science as a result and watch areas such as Africa become richer at ouf expense. Unless you are departmerft and the library. willing to personally suffer a loss,let's not have IfiSO What follows is Margots overall im- any more tears about the starving people. pression of what is happening and what could It is very difficult to determine just how much be accomplished, not just in small town in the third world is losing through Canadian and aid and how much we are gaining from J Nigeria, but in most of Africa and the third american syi- it but it can easily be determined by any world. This article has been adapted from the economist who wiches to delve through U.N. McMaster Silhouette. books on foreign aid and it has led at least one economist who did go to the trouble to say that . Any North American student who feels that the the whole program could be better called african third world acan be helped through such AID to north america. organizations as american aid or the Canadian CUSO no good development agency (Canadian I don't think organizations such as CUSO do $ international Free Delivery on Food order over 2.00 aid) or through missionary or volunteer service much to help the third world, because teachers in need only live in a developing country to have CUSO tend to perpetuate the image many this myth exploded. Africans have of the white man, that he's a nice The evils of missionary work in Africa have guy come over to help them be civilized. long been recognized but they can't be over- However, if a volunteer makes use of his tour to stated. They can be summed up in two words: emphasize to his students that his real enemy is corruption and hypocrisy. still the white man as it always has been and An example is the irish Catholics who, living in gives them an intelligent appraisal as to why this a large house with servants and chauffeur- is so, then I suppose that's doing more good than driven car are living on a much higher standard doing nothing at all. of living than they were in Ireland. The only How can we as Canadian students help the sacrifice they and the nuns make is to go back to third world? Ireland for a couple of months every year or so. The first and most important thing is to Needless to say, this leave is usually taken while become very well informed on America's system school is still in progress so they can be back in of government and exactly what it's doing to the time for the holidays. third world. If, after doing this you find, as I have, that the third world is poor, not because they are uneducated but because they are still Hypocrisy slaves to the developed world, then your next We all are touched with hypocrisy now and step is to try to change the system that per- then, but when you see a priest disappear up the petuates such a condition. stairs of an ibodan bar on a Saturday night with a If, two hundred years ago, you were concerned prostitute and then hear him preach chastity to about slavery, you could either go around the "uncivilized" African the next morning, it's handing out bread to slaves, or you could go to a little more than you can take. Washington and fight the government that ap- Corruption is bad wherever it appears but proved of slavery. The former is much easier a when it's sitting amid a people who work from more immediately satisfying, just like donating morning to night for a few shillings to support money to the red cross, or salvation army makes such institutions as the church, it's cruel. you feel good. Fighting Washington is a much I could fill this paper with examples of such longer and more difficult process. It entails a lot corruption but I think it can be symbolized by the of learning and you may not get results even in clearance sale of I discovery by a friend and I of 50 tins of six pound your own life-time. beef stamped 'RELIEF' which was supposed to Not only that, but it may mean losing a few jewellery/ gifts, be going to Biafra. friends and even your job now and then. But it's We found it in a convent storeroom in western got to be that or admit that you don't care. state and learned from the cook it was being used Giving contributions or working in AID by the nuns who, being in the west, had no programs isn't fooling anyone. chess sets, trouble getting meat. If there was this much in An excellent way of joining in such a struggle one convent of a small bush town, I'll leave it to is to join such campus organizations as any diamonds I your imagination to decide how much was being Vietnam mobilization committee. Undoubtedly stored in the convents and seminaries of the big it will help in your acquiring a better un- ■ cities such as Lagos, Ibodan, Zaria, Jos Kano, derstanding of the invisible system which is ■ etc. controlling our lives and provides an excellent I am absolutely convinced that the number two example of a country of the third world who ha? enemy of Africa is the missionary. decided to do without american aid. By learning about Vietnam and by supporting Number one enemy the Vietnamese, you immediately become in- The number-one enemy has to be the american volved in the same struggle the third world is aid program. It is much more dangerous than waging. It's time too, we tried to shake off the the missionaries in that countries like Nigeria anti-communism conditioning and propaganda can see the problems created by the we've had since we were young enough to un- missionaries and are beginning to do something derstand words. about it. You're not going to learn anything about But how do you fight american aid and all the Castro by reading a book by Buckley. obligations that come with it. Are you really concerned about the third To accept american aid is to accept the CIA world? Then it's time to learn about the Mshits that It begin and all the pressures come with it. is to government that's holding the strings and agree to american conditions and contracts and trying to change it. If you're not willing to do prices. In other words, it is to sell your resources that, then from this moment on consider yourself to be developed elsewhere. But what can you do a dealer in the 20th century slave trade. There s if you decide to develop your own resources. no in-between. cord january twentytwo nineteenseventyone 13 Wanted. story of flight Bright, young uku women looking for And on the far northern fringes of the reflecting ornate for the agent to turn his magestic back and ran fleetly exciting empire, there stood an icy steep mountain tall and out into the forest. This led to the awakening of the de- careers in emperially unconquerable. None in the land could compre- cision centres and one thing led to another and soon the hend the sight of it, but nevertheless they knew they wanted mountain gathering was seen even from the palace. The fashion. outdroppings. It thought the situation dire no part of its deadly was to be informed folk of the empire called the a If you are about to make an very end of all life, for great tales of horror circulated crisis that threatened the very roots of all the things held important career decision sages of -— consider the fashion widely of the farther side's unnatural crags and precipices, dear by all. Thus all the wizards and the land were world and all the glamour and the fate of those drawn to its exploration. And when a summoned to the throne chamber to find the solution, but and excitement that goes the silver cobbled roads of of of way with it. The Nancy Taylor smiling sort wandered through alas none the shaven minds could think a to ex- Fashion Merchandising the land, speaking of the view as if he had joyously seen tinguish the flaming eyes of their children. Because the Course offers you the cliffs, disgust spread stripping from the participants opportunity of a lifetime. the valleys beyond the waves of would problem was in danger of You'll receive specialized ravenously through the faces of the folk, and in a short their cherished dignity, simmering anger, furrowed brows training .. . all the fashion dancer would be plucked bodily and armpits prevailed in the palace. The silence know-how demanded by time the mountain from sweaty department stores, his meanderings and thrown to the bulging eels in the was finally destroyed when the snouted ruler brought his boutiques, designers, couturiers — all over the palatial moat. At the sight of such justice all the one legged gnarled fist crashing onto the floor and shrieked the im- world. folk of the land would hop into the crossroads and store- perial solution . .. "An impenetrable wall of metal brick Would you like to be a fronts to cackle and clap their hands wildly. At the royal and mortar will be built at the base of the mountain to buyer? A fashion coordi- the would from Us!" nator? A stylist? Maybe balcony overlooking the spectacle emperor prevent our children from becoming fugitives your future lies in fashion stand squat and grinning and feast his eyes on the multi- And all the scowls and twisted foreheads flashed to over- writing, editing, or pro- smiles, motion. Or would you tudes staring fixedly at the grotesque eels spitting the whelming hoorays bravos and broken toothed rather be a publicity or bloody bones onto the banks of the moat. It was a time of for this was unanimously thought to be the answer and thus ad director? A fashion ecstacy whenever sort with flaming vis- levity and swept the land once again. reporter or a producer of great another celebration fashion shows ? ions was apprehended and dealt with. On the following morning hordes of expert labourers Write or phone now for the These festivities carried on for years and years and in and soldiers laboured furiously on the mountain base and exciting booklet — Career Fashion Forecast. time they became a way of the land for there was never because they were very clever in their craft the barrier any shortage of deranged wanderers in the land of lucre. was standing strong in a few hours after the initial com- Only not all the dancers were captured, and they spread mand. The metal brick and mortar erection reached so conflicting tales of the mountain through the gatherings of far above the treetops that the sight of the mountain was children, and soon there was an unknowing and unknown thoroughly obscured from the lowlands. In a few days the flock of young folk rushing wildly toward the mountain children of the empire would hopefully forget that the trying to find the way away from the empire. Because cliffs even existed. And the one legged folk hopped in they were unhampered by crowns vestments and baubles the streets with glee for they felt their offspring to be with- most had but nominal trouble in scaling the icy slopes, in their way forever. The peoples breathed deeply of the but alas not all had the strength to take the last step; to imperial air and they were proud to be part of a land that the summit and over and down the other side. There was could create such an awesome edifice. Many even thought something of a string of tired and happy children on the the wall to be more pleasing to the eye than the snowy mountainside. Even if they could not immediately partake mountains, for it didn't have any unnatural roughness. of the lush valleys over and below, they could listen to the Naturally there were some who objected to this solution, — DROP THIS COUPON IN THE MAIL— pleasing vocal melodies wafting over the mountain crest. the wall wasn't a real answer, but their numbers KUSII jiK* more details about your I claiming "Fashion Career Course". Smiling broadly they dismissed all imperial waverings were small and they were threatened with encagement and I | Name [ and built an encamp above the treeline beyond the range banishment so their voices too were soon absent and tran- J l Address I of the Even the trapped child- I mercenaries' exhausted grasp. They built shelters quility took the land once again. l I to shield themselves from the wintry gales whipping the ren with flaming eyes were silent, for they had taken to I I School uppermost regions of the empire. In this way they were wandering by starlight to the wall where from the tapping I ! Ace Phone I free to build their strengths for the step at their own lei- on the other side they came to know that a gate was being I j sure without having to waste great quantities of energy in built into the barrier, and thus they returned to their beds | dealing with the Royalty's cerebral abcesses. smiling and anticipating their escape. SHAW During the course of their stay the children discovered And as the squat ruler squinted over his sleeping empire | lm COLLEGES a need for a flow of provisions to endure their survival, he perceived yet another growing crisis in his kingdom. j 243GYongeSt. so Many voices volunteered to depart into the right to pro- "Who will we feed to the eels now?" And from the far side Toronto 12, Ont. cure the vital life items from the empire. They entered of the wall a soaringreply was heard. 481-6477 the 1231u distribution agencies, took what they needed, waited "Yourself!" ! CWL 1/71 IF YOU ARE PLANNING A TRIP ABROAD THIS YEAR International student Identity cards are available now from the Student's Administrative Council at *2.00 Students must show WLU identity card and have a small photo of self. The card entitles students travelling abroad to obtain concessions and reductions available to the general public and be identified as a bona fide student eligible for facilities organized especially for students (ie hostels etc.) THE people FOR CSaltA^o!A&r* HL. 212 KING ST. E„ HAMILTON 528-6389 153 KING ST. W., KITCHENER 748-9741 "SOUND" IDEAS centres LTD. *'£7 J*J 11S KING ST. LONDON 438 0191 14 cord january twentytwo nineteenseventyone Opening Lead: King of Diamonds. South won the ace of diamonds, and led the ace of spades. When East showed out, he proceeded SAC REDOUBLED to set the hand CIRCUS up for a crossruff d barber John and a trump coup. He cashed ron kaden the ace, king and queen of hearts, throwing a diamond and a club, The grand slam force is a di- and started a cross ruff, leaving SAC played an interesting game of musical chairs rect jump to five notrump, and the following end position at with the by-laws to the proposed new Constitution as each asks partner to bid seven of the trick nine: member and your friendly Cord spy wound their way suit if he has two of the top three through John Buote's book binding factory. Finally we honours. Many partnerships of the modify this, so the south s six completed our self-assembly job assorted by-laws - heart bid showed the ace or king. changes, and revisions and were able to pass the new by- North, as is common, had over- laws regarding elections. These provide much more bid his hand. Most players do liberal rules regarding elegibility of candidates. The strong overbid hands. rest of the new by-laws were tabled for consideration by Dealer: NORTH SAC members. Both Vulnerable. A question arose over the proposed rental of West the "Multi- North East South Ballroom Beer 1 diamond pass 1 spade pass purpose room" i.e. or Hall which ever 5 no trump pass 6 hearts pass you prefer to Professor Downing to teach part of Busi- 7 spades All pass ness 100 course in. Bob McKinnel felt this would set an unwanted precendent. It was felt that every time the Uni- versity created large — pseudo learning — classes SAC WATERLOO TAXI Declarer now trumped a club would have to give them space. The usual rental fee in dummy, and led a diamond, for the administration is $20 per event but as this was a on which east discarded a club. continuing thing it was decided to rent the room Another club ruff in dummy for a drew East's ace, and when a red nominal fee of $1. If students have to lose part of their card was led from dummy. East recreation building to academic purposes at least councik could not win a trick. could have held out for Joel Hartt's contract as a rental fee. 55 KING ST. N. *** The bridge club meets in the Council still was unable to create a name for their the Centre. Marshall Hall — _ new edifice, Student 30 Radio Dispatched _ ballroom of the student centre was at 7:30 Wednesday nights. We considered Serve You # "4# 03 on inappropriate. Cars To hope you will attend. Since Cultural Affairs refused to pay the expenses in- > curred in bringing Tran Van Dinh to the campus, council agreed to pay the bill. By the way, what has Cultural Af- fairs done around here lately? This University must have one of the worst guest speaker appearance rates in the r country. How about a debate between Edgar Benson and Stanly Ryerson with a little Farley Mowat as a side dish. Or even dry old Donald Crighton on Nationalism. The Circus as far as Student governments go stretches by- yond SAC. mmM IRC has done something at last. For those who left this weekend we had real genuine steak on Saturday, yes fa and in our dining hall. Keep the pressure on though, be- cause the capitalists in Ancillary Services may just forget that students come before profit. £ Dave Emmerson has been visiting the Circus lately, could it be he's taking lessons in Ringmastership? mm* Where, 0 Where is Radio Waterloo? Can I hear you be- t@ 112 fore the year is out, I mean we didn't pay to look at a funny door with a light that says ON AIR but doesn't seem to work. 12,000 'make' Urbana '70 by John Dyke Urbana '70 Convention, held, WESTMOUKIT. \ U \_/ 30 WLU Students and over tri-annually for all students in- PLACE • Wdißnoo \ 11,500 others from colleges and terested in Jesus Christ and in WQO* universities across North America taking his claims seriously in got together with over 500 their own lives. The convention Corner of University resource persons from around took place on the U. of Illinois and Westmount the world this Christmas. The Urbana campus. occasion was the five day IVCF Topics under discussion relat- ed basically to the relevancy of Christ's message—not only to man's social, intellectual and physical needs, but also to his more basic spiritual emptiness. Indicative of the tone at thec meetings were statements by Canadian-born, Dr. Leighton Ford: "Man's cures for the prob- lem have failed, because his diagnosis is shallow... when man loses touch with God he ends up- losing touch with himself." During tho five days students Convention Hall at Urbana were told about the inroads Christ is making around the world. Es- pecially in countries not typical- ly considered "Christian'' are an m increasing number of students and other Christians sharing X/OtCA. the relevancy of the Good News —Chile, Pakistan, Latin Ameri- AjbU*d ? ca, Sweden and Peoples He- Z/oT Soviet public of China. In the Union, students are risking hav- yCOmJL ing their University scholarships Oxih/L HOT cancelled because they are tak- cffotlA ing seriously their commitment ! to Jesus Christ. CHARCOAL GRILL Though Urbana was certain- ly a mass effort it was far from n impersonal. Seminars and dis- cussion groups provided oppor- s H 'Of course you'll find it isn't nearly so bad once you've been seasonally adjusted.' YES IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG —SUMMER ... by susan reisler, Canadian university press OTTAWA - Last summer there were 200,000 students the program, including those who would have access to involuntarily out of work. This summer the numbers will free transportation across the country, but some means grow even larger. will be taken to ensure that older unemployed don't take The federal government is being pressured from all sides advantage of the government sponsored program. to come up with some fast answers to this crisis. The main obstacle standing in the way of implementing A fleet of 25 chartered buses which would carry our any recommendations is the 'Rochdale experience'. Roch- youth free across the country is one of the proposed solu- dale is one of the political footballs of the year and opposi- tions of an inter-departmental committee set up to study tion members are going to complain that they don't want this unemployment. any youth village or bus shuttle service turning into anoth- The committee has completed its report but the federal er centre for drug trafficking. government is studying it and nothing will be released The inter-departmental committee will have to convince until sometime in February. the cabinet that this won't happen if such a youth com- The cost of the committee's proposals is estimated to be munity is to be designed and constructed. in the $50 million bracket. The government spent $28 But even as the federal government is considering these million last year for the same group of people. make-shift solutions to unemployment, some provincial The idea of a fleet of buses has brought much sarcasm and municipal politicians have already indicated that from the opposition in Parliament, but it would alleviate they will be cracking down on the very people the federal the hitch-hiking problem a little. Last summer at times government is trying to help out. there were more hitch-hikers on the roads than there were Vancouver's Mayor Tom Campbell, arriving back in cars. Vancouver from a trip to Hawaii and other sunny climes, The buses would transport the travellers from one hos- stepped off his plane with a warning to other "transients". tel to another across the country. Passengers would be He was referring to students and unemployed youth. required to disembark at various stages to make room for Campbell warned them to stay away from Vancouver. others who had stopped off and wanted to continue their He said he would aim at strict enforcement of the law as journey. far as transients are concerned. Youth hostels will be set up in major cities across Canada. "One thing I would like to make clear to them," he The defense department will approve of the use of their said, "they can't come here on the excuse they are looking armories again this summer and the federal government for work, because there isn't any." will probably offer subsidies to people who operate hostels Meanwhile Vancouver is attracting more and more of in their own communities. those very people. The city has become the mecca for In order to avoid the friction that developed last year migrating Canadian youth. between some communities and those who ran the hostels, Youth on the road - under 25, from backgrounds, varying government employees, members of the communities from upper middle class to below the poverty line, living will be invited to participate in the running of the hostels on unemployment insurance, welfare or spare change and the federal government will not interfere. they beg off the streets, dealing and sharing. The committee also proposed the creation of a youth These the nouveau-pauvre, 30,400 them B.C. village, perhaps somewhere outside of are of in Ottawa, modelled - alone the under 25, unemployed products of accelerated after European examples in Germany and Switzerland. education and an affluent society which has lost control There will also be an extensive campaign to boost of its labor market, says Michael Bennett, a student summer and the government may writer for employment Canadian Press. set up information kiosks in major centres to inform tran- sients of hostels, routes they should travel, and points of Young people, many of whom are recent school drop- interest. outs, pick up and move to the west coast, hoping for some- A project involving some 30,000 students planting trees thing better. But the the Good Life in B.C. shows an un- and clearing salmon streams has already received verbal employment rate of no less than 8.6 per cent. It has risen approval by many members of the House of Commons. above 10 per cent this year. The greatest number of students, 20,000 would coine from The Canadian labor force is spilling over. School enrol- 8.C., Quebec and the Maritimes, where unemployment is ment is on the decline. No longer will the job market be the highest. The students would be paid $10 per day. added by a beanstalk education system that goes on for- The militia program which involved some 5,000 male ever thereby keeping the number of people on the labor students last year, will be renewed this summer. market down. All of the programs suggested by the government inter- The Trudeau government is facing a heavy crisis that departmental study are meant to be for youth rather than could prove our system has all the answers it claims. just any unemployed person. A member of the committee What are you going to do this summer? And next Septem- said they do not plan to discriminate among those who use ber? 16 cord january twentytwo nineteenseventyone Anybody who deals much with women knows what nonsense it is to pretend they're more pure, more noble, more virtuous than men. Certainly, I find them more interesting than men, and far more intelligent. But morally superior, no; in that department, they come out as well or as badly as men do. How did the notion get about that women were an- gels? I think it was a male stratagem to put women down by putting them up, making them more than human and so less than human, tell- ing them they were too "good" to do this or that, and so effectively preventing them from doing it. The Victorians and Edwardians were the worst. Did you ever see that old picture, The Fallen Angel? She's prostrate at his feet, begging forgiveness, while he sits there in the chair, making like God, and probably won- dering which bordello he's going to patronize next. R.J. Needham The Feminine Mystique Now, that this is a biased campus mystique is itself in question, all is obvious and furthermore will not doubters should try to imagine helping be questioned since it is the first a male in any of the above instances in the a premise problem of how girl and surely all doubts will hence be can get menial task of around the banished.) The short girl has an BA (which eman- obtaining a every added advantage which should be used cipated female is striving towards she should try, these days, if not an MA) and which in the library, where in but un- can easily be accomplished by the the presence of a bright to for a book use of what is known as the feminine suspecting male, reach mystique. The intelligent use of this on the top shelf, especially if she major asset is far more difficult and has no use for that book, since he will revealing, requires much more dedi- probably, in the case of her victory cation than the solving of problems over his vulnerability, get her all in induction or the writing up of bi- the books required for her research, ology labs, and any girl who takes once he is made aware of her help- advantage of her power successfully lessness and beauty. Beauty itself is showing a high degree of percep- is not totally necessary but an at- tion and courage. The girl who at- tempt at it, through secrets known tempts to pass through these halls of to the woman alone, is advisable, wisdom without taking advantage of especially if charm and wit are not the fact that she is female is either part of the approach. Charm need ignorant of the fact itself or has not not be subtle, and sometimes has to realized her role and the real issue be direct, particularly in cases of at hand and is therefore fighting a the defaulted-ego type males. Girls losing battle. If the prof, of a given should try, to keep their wit simple subject is not male, then the top enough for the male confidence and male student in the class should be intelligence and should never be the target for an attack of charm, malicious or catty. Above all, every helplessness, beauty or wit, depend- girl should refrain from having work ing on the approach (or combination prepared or appearing to be ready thereof) to be used. Helplessness is for tests, since this will always de- probably the most effective single feat her purpose of proving the cam- approach, which the inexperienced pus prejudiced against women and girl should practise by first dropping the male superior. A few important all her books, falling down the stairs, hints in closing: 1. Always carry too getting her purse stuck in the esca- many books, 2. Never allow personal lator, or standing in front of a door emancipation or aspiration to be re- which is too heavy for her to open. vealed and 3. only stop smiling to (If the existence of the feminine frown or pout. cord january twentytwo nineteenseventyone 17 Unorthodox Faculty Fired at U Vic COLLEGES and the US - CENSOR VICTORIA (CUP) Unorthodox way or an other nonconformists. ments," says the Martlet, being fired even faculty are being forced out of the The paper says that a technical- other two are - is ten-year ret- YORK (CUP-CPS) The And at the University of Southern University of Victoria, contends ity is being used by the Board of though "Forbes a MEW As- Pueblo the managing eran and Mrs. Hoggis is also a vet- United States Student Press Colorado in the campus newspaper, the Mart- Governors in its dispute with the reports that 25 campus editor of the Arrow was fired when let. faculty association to deny at eran teacher." sociation change an editorial The university's acting presi- have been censored and she refused to Fourteen teachers have been re- least four lecturers their jobs, napers Wallace replied, two campus radio stations have about student parking. fused either tenure or renewed "despite their good reputations as dent, Robert September. When a "God is Dead" editorial the administration. It names philosophy "There is not a purge taking place. been shut down since contracts by teachers." appeared in the Reflector of Mis- The Martlet states that "it teacher Toby Graff, French lec- I can guarantee that." of its mem- on The USSPA survey sissippi State University the state seems more than coincidental that turere Neil Thompson, and Eng- He refused further comment that 40 per cent of bership reported set up censors for the faculty members be- lish lecturers George Forbes and the obviously touchy subject. report that government most of the papers replying campus papers and yearbooks. out this year are in one Sheila Hoggis. The Canadian Association of haras- all ing forced thev have been censored or "Graff and Thompson have University Teachers (CAUT) has they express radical situa- sed because been refused new contracts des- decided to investigate the politics. pite full support from their depart- tion. & roger j horst Ads for abortions referrals and rock roll articles about the myth of the ■MMPIMPW Friday and Tuesday vaginal orgasm have been banned Starts with the Copperpenny ... Jets all over the place, hip Beach ■UH», I I I J Continuous from 30 pm and commercial roll LET'S 1: by school administrations solid professional Boys. Rock and HEAR Sat. & Sun. cont. from 6:30 pm music, ... state governments at Concordia band, occasionally make IT FOR ROCK AND ROLL Not shown Mon. Jan. 25th College in Minnesota, Metropol- that is when they remember Shannon says"been drinkin" to Pueblo, Col- itan State College in they're a rock and roll Dand; main- the audience, audience laughs, as orado, the State University of New ly they just play their instruments a joke he's a gas ... gone for sure... Buffalo, University of Con- better, just rock and roll is crazy, i'm York at .. a little dope makes it this necticut, and colleges in Massa- shared a joint with the guy in front hollering for songs i never heard Dakota, and chusetts, Ohio, South of me who i had to ask for alight; before ... Shannon says "remem- Georgia. crazy, i bring two joints and no ber this" before each song and matches. then apologizes to the audience what to The staffs of the Perdue Ex- There's this absolutely perfect that he doesn't know else ponent in Indiana and the Univer- 50's metaphor MC who does mag- say. r Chicago, 1950 hip grown ... him sity of Illinois campus in ician trick. and is Brian Highland you'd call of himself ser- the Illini have been locked out old, like the show. Brian and he takes their offices because they didn't Del Shannon, if taken seriously iously, the rest is better left to I I T J f—W 5 SHOWS DAILY AT 55 -1010 adhere to the conservative uni- he's not too good for you, i think silence... he can't even play gui- m IIJ I mm 145 3555 55 & LAST SHOW 7:35 PM ... 2ND versity guidelines for publication. maybe that is Rueben and the tar, let alone lead guitar, he only ill' F knows a few chords... the power LAST SHOW AT 9:50 PM goes out so we have to listen to an uninspired drum solo, and then a piano starts playing off-stage. WINTER CARNIVAL Finally, CHUCK BERRY" ... DURING Authentic, man, and you better dig your out of town guests it. He slyly taunts the audience, a will receive preferred master of innuendo ... you be a treatment at good audience and you'll get a good show, no matter that it's the same show he always does ... sth WEEK tsffliSßr Inn of the black walnut Chuck Berry makes the Copper- PfIWM JOSEPH R. ZUBER penny play like a goddam band... Evenings at 7 & 9 pm Managing Director Beery's got rock and roll, sex, and B'Tf Matinee Sat. Sun 2pm leave H Benton and King, Kitchener, Ontario savvy, how could he lose? 111 flif them dying for more; he wins. "■MI iMiiftHlillr sth WEEK OCXUK»A PICTUHFS AhO RASTAR PRODUCTIONS PRESENT gm ARAY STARK-HERBERT ROSS Production Barfara Streisand i George Segal UP FOR GRADS " The following companies will be present on campus during the next few weeks. The Owl and the Pussycat Prospective graduates who wish to have an appointment with one or more of the company representatives are requested to arrange an appointment through the mmmhMEVENINGS from 7 pm Placement Office, and leave a copy of their resume sheet at the Placement Office P MATINEE Saturday and at least 3 days prior to the interview date. Sunday 2pm Placement literature is available for student in 3 C 16. A WEjRD February 12th, 1971 Bell Canada (by appointment only) B.W. 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Beginners, Intermediate and Advanced Levels 4 w ®®ks July 5 - July 30. 1971 CALL 578-9640 or August 2 August 27. 1971 t* - - OPEN — Monday Wednesday 1 1 a.m. 1 1 p.m. FOR INFORMATION WRITE: Thursday - Saturday 1 1 a.m. - 1 a.m. Division of University Extension Sunday 12 noon - 9 p.m. UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO 84Queen's Park.Toronto 181. Ontario (416 928-2400 77 KING ST. N. WATERLOO 578-9640 18cord january twenty two nineteenseventyone el sid strikes again geoff mcgregor Why is it that with so many joy from the life they live. After fit to live in. It was a mess. He exist. They also have the right to feels there are more important major problems in Canada today, casing the joint for five minutes said the stench was terrible and the number and type of people matters to deal with. As a matter people like Kitchener's Mayor Sid a week ago Sid McLennan would the place was filthy. that occupy a residence. of fact he will be the lawyer sup- McLennan must shuffle their but- have them thrown out on the When I was there last Monday What is his purpose in attacking porting John Mayrhoffer who was tocks into the personal lives of in- streets and forgotten. * the place was immaculate com- these "hippie communes"? charged with trafficking during nocent people and slander them in His quick appraisal of their pared to some places I've been in. How does he intend to solve any the raid but is out on bail now. the public eye. premises occurred after an in- There was no unpleasant odor at community problems by throwing This past weekend the residents At the corner of King and tensive search of the place by all. I talked to the neighbours and the poor out on the streets? How of this commune called a meeting Betzner in Kitchener about eight the narcotics division of the they had no complaints. They said can a by-law be passed that in- for members of other communes young people live a communal RCMP during which they ripped that the so-called hippies were no fringes on the civil rights of peo- throughout the city to discuss type of life. After talking with up floor boards, tore out the fire bother at all. "They're not ple? possible action. At least one mem- them for two hours I came to the place, and flung furniture around. dirty. I don't agree with how they The answer to all these ques- ber of a commune on Lancaster conclusion that they are happy In a statement to the press after- live ... but it's their prerogative." tions seems to point to one sel- St. In Kitchener, consisting main- and friendly and reap a certain wards he said the place was not As a matter of fact they found fish, political motive. There is ly of Lutheran students, was them the exception to many peo- talk of Mr. McLennan running for there. The general theme of the ple because "They talk to you." M P.P. of the Kitchener area and meeting was a "need for im- If you enjoy saving .. . you'll Perhaps Mr. McLennan doesn't it would seem he is practicing mediate action", in John Mayr- enjoy shopping at realize that he really is dealing politics by attacking the unpopu- hoffer's words. "We will ask for with human beings who really do lar hippies (unpopular with the public retraction of all his state- talk and breathe just like he does. majority of voters he hopes) ments." Let's hope that is only When Mr. McLennan "inspect- There is no other logical reason a start to cleaning up this whole II these ALI B SCEENE ed" this residence he did so by for his attacking young mess. using the search permit of the people. If Mr. McLennan is looking for BOUTIQUE RCMP. Now he has a far stronger Another support of this theory political support in the Kitchener 12 King S Waterloo 10% student discount 578-7400 weapon in the "Occupancy and is the lack of support by his area he is going about it in the Maintenance By-law" which allows fellow members of the city ad- wrong way. The way to the hearts inspectors to enter any house at ministration. Alderman Rosen- of the German people of this area any time without a permit if berg is strongly against Mr. does not lie in his gestapo they feel unsanitary conditions McLennan's recent actions. He methods! If There is a better value than a Walters Credit Jewellers Diamond It's a Walters Credit Jewellers Diamond Degenerate el Sid lovers from 565 King St. E. Iff m * m mm POSTERS buy two get one free ]I E if STUDENTS! SAVE 10% Free Insurance for a Lifetime 151 King W., Kitchener 744-4444 41 King St N. Waterloo almost opposite the Waterloo Theatre 578-49 1 0 Stores in Gait, Guelph, Kitchener, Brantford, St. Catharines 'J cord january twentytwo nineteenseventyone 19 KITCHENER MAYOR LOVES COMMUNES wonders whose wife or husband problem simply because he is not ing, the agent of the city, if suggestion that citizens must by Jdb and Cby would be evicted and what sleep- familiar with it. refused admittance, would still carry and show identity cards, we Munici- arrangement be There appears to be a dicho- apply for a search warrant. The must maintain a most jealous On Jan. 12 the Ontario ing could made Occupancy The the situa- tomy between the definition and mayor added that the city had guard on our civil liberties and pal passed a new thereafter. equity of Board the out no conditions must Maintenance by-law allowing tion might, to even the most bias- vested interests of the nuclear no intention of kicking people rights. Under and family and those of the communal into the snow immediately; it we permit casual or irrespon- entry to an authorized agent of ed observer, leave somewhat to - o do our of Kitchener to enter any be desired. family in the form and content of would wait a little while sible enforced entry to homes the city the be zoned as a single family Such arbitrary entry and search by-law. In a society in which that. and houses. No social ill can house the nuclear family is in the area of grave enough to justify this loss dwelling if he suspects that over- would seem to have significant increasingly It is however less important and in which the rights and liberties that we ofliberty. crowding, creating a fire or health contrary precedent in common civil communal family appears to be must most concerned. In a hazard, exists. By such legislation law. It may have some bearing be One suspects, fortunately, that at least one reasonable solution to when we have the spectre than five individuals, anyone upon a statement made by the time our courts would not uphold such more an social breakdown, the destruction of a convention of Chiefs of Police of which is not related to the mayor, during interview, that unconscionable abridgement of this agent of not, of communes and the resultant calling for the heinous invasion others, constitutes overcrowd- the city would our basic rights. if repercussions of swelling the wel- of privacy of total It appears that this by-law is refused admission, force his electronic ing. fare rolls seems inconsistant. We believe that The Occupancy aimed at a few communes that way into any house that he sus- eavesdropping, arbitrary arrests pected of the When asked whether the civil under war Measures and and Maintenance by-law will soon have emerged in that city. The contravening by-law. the Act rights aspects of entry and search be challenged in those courts. mayor suggested that such living He would apply to a Justice of the the Public Order Act, and the arrangements lower surrounding Peace for a search warrant, and without a warrant worried him, values. One also sus- that he will have a sworn police his worship replied strongly in the property negative. Mr. Moore that very few voters live in officer accompany him to serve interjected pects that the common law communes. that warrant. Much of this state- precedents ment would prove no legal barrier to Mayor Sid McLennan was quot- was made in the form of & the the enforcement of this by-law ed in the Globe Mail of Jan. 13 interjections to mayor's com- midnight ments since the enabling legislation as saying, "We are now in a ques- by Mr. Moore, the city which set up the Ontario Munici- FORWELL tion that we don't have to wait solicitor. ple Board allowed for this provi- SUPER VARIETY & University for a drug raid to gain entry to a His worship noted that the en- sion. However, that not withstand- house of which we are suspicious. social costs of not having and If we suspect there are too many forcing such legislation seemed people living in a house or that extremely high to him. Among it is a fire haxard, we will now be numerous examples of the perils able to go in immediately.'' of commune living, he cited the It should be noted that such a case of a pregnant 16 year old If "life insurance"turns by-law does not restrict the num- girl. After a recent raid by the ber of people related by marriage narcotics detachment of the or blook living in such a dwelling. RCMP, she had come to the Social you off, how does One can imagine 43 grandparents, Services Bureau for aid. It may 272 of their children and 1217 of well be that a pregnant 16 year old their grandchildren living in a girl went to the Bureau for help. one-bedroom house. Such a situa- That is not necessarily a valid rea- "Money for Living"grab you? tion would in no way contravene son to critize the communes. How pregnant 16 year old girls this by-law. Three married couples many A key word in life insurance is "life". car, business of your own, rainy day in Kitchener who are not related to each other and liv- are there Because it's for the living. You and fund. ing in a four-bedroom house so not living in communes? One your beneficiary. Right now you're in good zoned, might find themselves in suspects that his worship is de- probably an awkward position. One of them fining a social phenomonum that Put simply, you and Aid Associa- health and can buy "money for liv- would be forced to leave. One he is unfamiliar with as a social tion for Lutherans make a contract to ing" insurance at the lowest possible reach a certain financial goal. As you rate. Have ano obligation visit with build toward that goal, your contract your AAL representative. He'll help amasses "living" money that could be you put some "life" in life insurance, the basis for all your plans for the fu- He represents our common concern ture. 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Brock must be given Laurentian University Voyageurs credit for the courage to show up in Sudbury. after their first defeat by a fifty The 105-85 victory on Lauren- point margin. tian home court leaves both teams The game was close until the 0.1.A.A. tied for first place in the Hawks broke the 2 - 2 tie after with 2-1 records. one minute of play. Thereafter, This Wednesday, Jan. 20, the Brock did little more than bring Hawkes will host the Brock Gen- the ball up court to turn over to erals in the first of three home us. With a half-time score of 52-20 games this week. Splitting a four I left the T. A. game series last year 2-2, the Hawks are looking forward to a photo by stein weaker Brock team after the loss Hockey Hawks Beat Brock; lose at Laurentian of their two fine forwards, Dick and Tatti, who were keys to Brock by Jon Murphy goals by the fired-up Lutheranites. game was barely four minutes Tate, however, more than power last year. made The Brock defense was quite old. This was the trend for the up for this in the final period. On Friday, Jan. 22, the Univer- He shaky throughout the game, first two periods as the Lauren- scored a genuine hat trick, three sity of Windsor Lancers will tra- The Golden Hawks set a new probably because head coach tian squad outskated and outpas- goals in succession in the third vel to Waterloo to meet the team record at the Kitchener Au- Kellog had benched two of sed the frustrated Hawks. The period but it wasn't enough as Hawks in their third encounter ditorium Jan. 14 by defeating the A 1 his starters for missing prac- opening stanza ended 2-1 with Forrester tallied his second and this season. The previous matches, Brock University Generals 13-1 tices. The third period saw six Phil Lepan counting for Lutheran rounded out the scoring for Laur- one in Windsor and one at the in an 0.1.A.A. league game. The unanswered Hawk goals. Lutheran and Valiquette for Laurentian. entian. George Blinkhorn turned Naismith Classic at the Univer- previous high for most goals in a outshot ththe Generals 58-25. The second period was com- in a strong game from Lutheran sity of Waterloo produced a split, game was 12 against the same in Doug Tate and Bruce Davey pletely dominated by the Voya- goal. The Hawks travel to each team winning one by six club two years ago. Toronto led the Hawks with 3 goals each, geurs. They notched three un- Thursday night, to take on the points. Ironically, Brock took a 2-0 with Tommy Ewer picking up answered goals by Taylor, Fox Ryerson Rams in another 0.1.A.A. Saturday, Jan. 23, will see the lead in the first pjeriod, before two. Also scoring for Lutheran and Parks. The period was league game. The next home Cardinals from St. John Fisher Lutheran found the target with were Wayne Goetz, Dave John- marred by ten penalties, one a game is Jan. 23, when the Hawks College of Rochester, N.Y. on no less than four goals in a little son, Phil Lepan, Brian Grainger to Hawk's captain host the University of Windsor Lutheran home court. In action over three minutes to misconduct in take a 4-2 and Dave May. Rick Charron and Tate. exhibition play. earlier in the season the Hawks lead. Brock's star forward Doug Dave Perrin accounted for lost to the Cardinals, 101-72, in a Perrin collected his Dave second goal Brock's only scores, Perrin pick- rather poor game for the Hawks. in the first period to end it with ing up a pair. With a 6-6 seasonal record and the score 4-3 in favour of the The Hawks now have a 2-2 re- 2-1 in league play the Hawks are Hawks. cord in league play. forced to win the remainder of The second period, which was The Laurentian Voyageurs of their league matches if they are marred by penalties, fights, Subury with-held a determined to enjoy the home court advant- misconducts and game miscon- bid in the third period to defeat age in the playoffs. ducts, still produced 3 more the Hawks 6-4, Sunday, Jan. 17 at the Sudbury Arena. The loss left the Hawks in third place with a 2-3 record in 0.1.A.A. hock- Exclusive ey action. Special Charter The first-breaking Voyageurs Student fares Flights drew first blood when Forrester Imported scored his first of a pair when the GOWnS Chubby tfJl. Beautiful new Bridal Gowns Chicken € cf&fj \ by Bridallure imported from /£ United States to The Gown House of Kitchener. This new Caj4 EXCITING jVJr* collection, exclusive at H. 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