SMURFS II

Written by Stem & Weiss Karey Kirkpatrick Scherick & Ronn

Current Revisions by Stem & Weiss

White - 2/10/2012 Blue - 3/16/2012 Pink - 4/16/2012 Yellow - 4/17/2012 Green - 5/2/2012 Salmon - 5/4/2012 Cherry - 5/15/2012 Double White - 5/23/2012 Double Blue - 6/21/2012 Double Pink - 6/25/2012 Double Yellow - 6/26/2012 1 A STORYBOOK opens and unfolds a POP-UP DIORAMA OF SMURF 1 VILLAGE. NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.) Once upon a time in Smurf Village, happy Smurfs were going about their happy lives completely unaware that not too far away... The PAGE TURNS, unfolding GARGAMEL’S CASTLE.. NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.) ...the evil wizard - Gargamel - was concocting a diabolical plan. A BLUE HAND pulls a tab and a 2D cut-out of GARGAMEL appears. The MUSIC GETS VERY LOUD AND OMINOUS. NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.) The kind of diabolical plan that always is followed by a diabolical laugh. And that plan echoed fear through the mushroom homes of the Smurfs. PULL BACK TO REVEAL NARRATOR SMURF looking annoyed. He turns to THE BAND OF SMURFS. Everyone has a musical instrument except for CRAZY SMURF who is playing his trumpet-mouth. NARRATOR SMURF Guys, guys. If you drown out the narrator, Smooth Smurf, no one’s gonna have any idea what’s going on. The band leader, SMOOTH, responds. SMOOTH (deep baritone voice) That’s cool. We’ll just give you a groove, something bluesy. ALT: SMOOTH We’ll just drop it down on the downbeat, double the bass over the melody and kick it back. Cool as a snow cone in January. NARRATOR (a beat) I-I have no idea what you just said. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 1A.

1 cont SMOOTH 1 cont We’ll keep it down. (ALT) You shoulda called Background Music if you wanted something soft. But we’ll bring it down. The band quiets down. The Narrator clears his throat and continues as we return to the pop up book. The tab moves back and forth as Gargamel “speaks”... NARRATOR SMURF (DOING GARGAMEL) “I am making my own creation - an irresistible girl - to infiltrate their village and betray the Smurrfs.” The PAGE TURNS and we see Smurfette (with black hair). A cutout of a PAINTBRUSH SLIDES over the picture pulling an overlay into place that turns Smurfette blue. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 2.

1 cont NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.) 1 cont The Smurfs found Gargamel’s creation and brought her back to their Village, where her wild and naughty nature wreaked havoc. The PAGE TURNS. We see Smurfette in the village, knocking over Painter’s ladder, stomping on Brainy’s glasses, etc. NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.) The Smurfs wanted her gone. But Papa Smurf saw the good in her. The PAGE TURNS, unfolding a scene of PAPA’S MUSHROOM with anxious Smurfs waiting outside. NARRATOR SMURF With love, kindness, playful jokes, more love, delicious fruit pies, long walks, and, of course, a secret magical formula, he turned her into... Smurfette, the darling of Smurf Village. A BLUE HAND pulls a tab. The door to Papa’s mushroom opens revealing the cardboard cutout of SMURFETTE, now BLONDE.

A1 SMURF VILLAGE - POND A1 PULL BACK FROM THE BOOK TO FIND -- all the SMURFS huddled around it; rapt as Narrator Smurf turns the next page. NARRATOR SMURF It was a day we will never forget. The day our Smurfette was reborn. Narrator Smurf motions upward. All the Smurfs look up to a cliff just above the POND. SMURFETTE steps into view, her smile beaming. She extends her arms and leaps -- a perfect triple flip with a twist - and plunges into the water. NARRATOR SMURF And the Smurf family had grown one bigger... Smurfs applaud as they stand and gather around the pond, waiting for her to emerge. She rises up from the water (her back to us) She shakes her hair like a shampoo ad, then dramatically turns revealing HER FACE IS SINISTER... NARRATOR SMURF ...until.... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 2A.

A1 cont SMURFETTE A1 cont Stupid, trusting Smurfs! You’re ours now! FATHER!! LIGHTNING STRIKES as GARGAMEL rises up out of the bubbling water behind her. He towers above them all. GARGAMEL Well done, daughter! DUTCH ANGLES as both Gargamel and Smurfette CACKLE as Smurfette’s hair turns black with grey streaks - she’s reverting to her original pale state. PANICKY It’s alive! It’s ALIVE!! HANDY/GREEDY/BAKER She tricked us!/ She’s turning back!/ Smurf for the hills! PANICKY The world as we know it is over! Crazy blows his trumpet-face, SOUNDING THE ALARM. Smurfs flee. Smurfette leaps over them, lands. She has A DRAGON WAND. She BLASTS them with blue energy. ONE BLAST HITS CRAZY, sending him flying toward camera, HORN BLOWING. A LIGHTNING flash. GARGAMEL IS SUDDENLY BEHIND HER. GARGAMEL Yes, my beautiful creation! You truly are daddy’s little girl!! SMASH TO:

2 INT. SMURFETTE’S MUSHROOM - ACTUAL MORNING (END DREAM SEQ.) 2 The real Smurfette bolts upright into frame, sweating. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 3.

2 cont SMURFETTE 2 cont Ah! REVEAL she’s sitting up in bed with PAPA beside her. She sees him and throws her arms around him. SMURFETTE Oh Papa... He holds her close, pats her back. PAPA There, there. It’s okay. Having that nightmare again? Smurfette, choking back tears, nods. NARRATOR SMURF (O.S.) And so, once again, on the eve of her birthday... PULL BACK TO REVEAL, NARRATOR SMURF at the foot of the bed. NARRATOR SMURF ...poor Smurfette is haunted by horrible dreams of the “who am I?” and “where did I come from” variety, which can push even the sweetest of Smurfs to the brink of insani--! PAPA O-kay, Narrator Smurf. That’ll do. NARRATOR SMURF (exiting) Masking his disappointment, our velvety-voiced Narrator departs to see if any other Smurfs need redundant Smurfentary on their every move... (ALT) And then, Narrator Smurf realized that he wanted to be in this story more and continued talking. Just then - (acting frightened) - a giant S-P-I-D-E-R landed on Papa’s face! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 3A.

2 cont PAPA 2 cont That’s enough, Narrator Smurf. There is no spider on or near my face. Please be so kind as to leave immediately. He’s gone. Smurfette turns to Papa. SMURFETTE Papa, every year on my birthday, I have these horrible dreams about where I come from -- and it makes me wonder who I really am. PAPA And every year I tell you. It doesn’t matter where you came from. What matters is who you choose to be. (alt:) Who you are is who you choose to be. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 4.

2 cont Smurfette looks unconvinced. 2 cont PAPA Don’t take this old Smurf’s word for it. Go out there and see for yourself. This is where you belong.

3 EXT. SMURF VILLAGE - SECONDS LATER 3 Preparations are underway for Smurfette’s SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY. All the Smurfs sing the La-La song as they go about their tasks. CLUMSY Wait, because it’s Smurfette’s birthday, let’s sing the birthday song! All the Smurfs nod in agreement and sing. It’s the same La-la song. GROUCHY is hanging a GARGAMEL PINATA from a tree branch. GUTSY A little lower, Grouchy. I want to be able to whack him in the smurfberries. BAKER comes running up to his CAKE, pissed. There’s a BIG CHUNK MISSING. BAKER Hey! Who smurfed a bite out of Smurfette’s birthday cake? (ALT) Hey! Who ate a bite out of Smurfette’s smurfday cake? (alt) Greedy! Why’d you smurf a bite out of Smurfette’s smurfday cake? ANGLE ON GREEDY - his face COVERED IN FROSTING. GREEDY Wasn’t me. (alt) Why are you blaming me? Meanwhile, JOKEY approaches BRAINY at the gift table. JOKEY Here’s my present for Smurfette’s surprise party. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 4A.

3 cont Jokey offers the gift to Brainy. He doesn’t take it. 3 cont SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 5.

3 cont BRAINY 3 cont C’mon, Jokey. Did you really think that I, the smartest smurf in the village, would fall for your sophomoric gag? Just give me the card. (ALT) C’mon, Jokey. Did you really think I’d fall for that. Just give me the card. Disappointed, Jokey pulls an ENVELOPE from under the ribbon of his present and hands it to Brainy. BOOM!!! The envelope explodes. Brainy’s face is blackened. Jokey laughs. BRAINY Outsmurfed by the old switcheroo. Just then the door to Smurfette’s mushroom begins to open. PANICKY She’s coming!!! HEFTY Code Blue! Code Blue! ALT: HEFTY Code Blue! Code Blue! BRAINY We’re Smurfs, everything is code blue. HEFTY Code Yellow. BRAINY Yellow is soothing. The color of the sun. HEFTY Code Red! Everyone screams and runs, HIDING EVERYTHING. Stashing things behind trees. Covering them with tarps. Whistling nonchalantly. GUTSY ‘at was close, eh, lads? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 5aA.

3 cont BRAINY 3 cont Did I not warn against setting up too early... Smurfette emerges from her mushroom, but they don’t see her yet. BRAINY (CONT’D) ...and having Smurfette show up and ruin everything? HEFTY (re: Brainy always warning) So what else is new? Smurfette is stung, but pretends she didn’t hear... SMURFETTE Hey, guys. Who wants to go for a walk with me on this special day? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 5A.

3 cont SMURFS 3 cont (feigning disinterest) Oh, hi Smurfette. Special? What’s special about today? All the Smurfs act DISINTERESTED, hoping she’ll leave so they can finish setting up. Smurfette feels their ‘coldness.’ Smurfette spots Gutsy holding a flower. SMURFETTE Aww, are those for me? GUTSY Dream on, lassie! (hands them to Hefty) Here, for repairing the dam. HEFTY I don’t want ‘em. GUTSY Take ‘em, you ungrateful, overstuffed toad! They roll out of frame, fighting as they shove the flowers back and forth. SMURFETTE How ‘bout you, Vanity? You can look at your reflection in the pond. VANITY Kinda tired of looking at myself, Smurfette. Surreptitiously Vanity sneaks a peak in his mirror. VANITY (lovingly, to reflection) As if. (ALT) Eyes looking a little droopy. Maybe time for some Smurf-tox. ALT IDEA: SMURFETTE So, nobody wants to go with me? Lighting changes dramatically, suddenly very dark. Dutch up- angle on Vanity as he turns sinister... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 5AA.

3 cont VANITY 3 cont No. Because you’re different! A freak of nature! Gargamel’s girl! SMURFETTE (horrified) What?? Back to normal. That was all in her head. Vanity just says: VANITY Can’t. I’m busy. Smurfette’s FACE FALLS. This is just what she was fearing. Then she sees a SMURF holding a clipboard and gets HOPEFUL. SMURFETTE Oh hey, Party Planner Smurf. Anything... “fun” coming up that I should know about? PARTY PLANNER SMURF Nope. Nothing ‘til Smurf Break. It’s going to be wild! I’ll put you on the guest list. (ALT) Nope. Nothing ‘til St. Smurfentine's Day. Smurfette is crushed. FARMER You know, occasionally it’s good to have a little alone time. All the other Smurfs chime in “Yeah, go on!” “It’s fine!” “We don’t need you here!” Smurfette drops her head and walks towards the forest. HANDY turns to another Smurf. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 5B.

3 cont HANDY 3 cont We pulled that off pretty good, don’t you think, Clueless Smurf? CLUELESS SMURF She seemed pretty down. Why don’t we have a surprise party for her? BRAINY We ARE having a surprise party for her. Get him out of here! A3 As Smurfette wanders into the forest, she mumbles to A3 herself... SMURFETTE Nobody wants me. NARRATOR SMURF And with that, Smurfette walked into the woods, alone, cold, and sad. SMURFETTE I’m sorry Narrator Smurf, can I just be alone with my feelings? NARRATOR SMURF I’m sorry! Just trying to help the people understand your feelings. Apparently nobody wants any narration. Well, I’ll just be on the other side of the forest narrating the lives of chipmunks. Narrator Smurf leaves. SMURFETTE Jeesh...maybe I really don’t belong here. ALTS: SMURFETTE Well if this is where [Papa thinks] I belong, people have strange way of showing it. Nobody seems to want me around. (beat) Maybe they’re just having a bad day. Or... (concerned) ...maybe I really don’t belong. (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 5C. SMURFETTE (CONT'D) A3 cont (ALT) A3 cont Maybe they’re just having a bad day. Don’t let it get you down... even if they did treat you like an old shoe. And on your birthday! No wonder sometimes you feel like you don’t belong anywhere.

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4 EXT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY 4 CLOSE ON TWO BEADY EYES, glaring with hypnotic intensity. GARGAMEL (O.S.) You belong to Gargamel. PULL BACK TO REVEAL the eyes are GARGAMEL’s - whose giant sinister face is plastered on a huge banner hanging outside the famed Paris Opera House. The sign reads “GARGAMEL le GREAT! - and in smaller letters underneath, the translation “Gargamel the Great!” MATCH DISSOLVE TO...

5 INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - CONTINUOUS 5 GARGAMEL, on-stage in front of a packed house, waves his wand. A VOLUNTEER stands beside him in a trance. GARGAMEL Say it! VOLUNTEER You belong to Gargamel. GARGAMEL No, I! I! VOLUNTEER I. I. GARGAMEL I belong to Gargamel. VOLUNTEER You belong to Gargamel. GARGAMEL Never mind. You’re a dim-witted toad! VOLUNTEER You’re a dim-witted toad. GARGAMEL No, you are! Gargamel ZAPS him with blue energy from his wand. The Volunteer TURNS INTO A GIANT 6 FOOT TOAD! The audience GASPS. GARGAMEL This is what I do to all the critics! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 6A.

5 cont In the wings, Azrael shakes his head disapprovingly. The 5 cont movement catches the toad’s eye. He shoots out his long, sticky TONGUE, snags the cat, and slurps him into his mouth. GARGAMEL (to toad’s belly) Azrael? Are you dead? We hear Azrael’s MEOW from inside the toad. GARGAMEL Then get out of there! Then the Toad SPITS HIM OUT. Azrael falls onto the stage COVERED IN SLIME. The crowd explodes into APPLAUSE. Gargamel turns and soaks up the adulation. FREEZE FRAME. A5 TITLE: “Gargamania!” SLAMS INTO FRAME, followed by the A5 logo of “ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT.” ON A TV SCREEN -- NANCY O’DELL reports... NANCY O'DELL Yet another groundbreaking feat of illusion from the most innovative conjurer the world has ever seen. “Gargamania!” - the magical sensation that has captivated the nation from New York to Vegas, is now taking on the City of Light. Paris, France! It’s a runaway success. B5 A ROCKETTE IN HALF A BOX gapes as her legs in the other half B5 of the box run around on stage. Azrael rolls his eyes. The legs step on his tail. MEOWWW!!! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 7.

B5 cont NANCY O'DELL (V.O.) B5 cont This master mysterio has gone from unknown to unstoppable after his surprise discovery in New York.

C5 EXT. NY STREET - DAY C5 ON TV - PHONE CAM P.O.V of an AFRICAN AMERICAN COUPLE (TRISHA and TOMMY) in TIMES SQUARE. Operating the camera is MARC, the OFF-SCREEN boss of the operation. TOMMY Hey, y’all, so, Trisha and I just showed you Central Park, and now.... TRISHA Check it out, Tommy...Times Square! This is my town, people! TOMMY And nobody does it better than-- They’re interrupted by a SCREECH and a taxi HORN as Gargamel steps into the road behind them. TAXI DRIVER Yo, get outta the road, freak! GARGAMEL How dare you call me “Yo.” (ALT) You forgot to say please. Gargamel aims his wand at the taxi. The beam lifts the car out of frame. TRISHA TOMMY Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Did you get No way!! Push in! Push in! that, Marc? Did you?? Push in! MARC (O.S.) I’m pushing! I’m pushing! How is he doing that?! Trisha SCREAMS. NANCY O'DELL (V.O.) From New York street performer to the new toast of Europe. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 7aA.

D5 Now we’re in A TV STUDIO. Gargamel is being interviewed. D5 All the while, Gargamel is suspiciously eyeing the boom that hangs over him. NANCY O'DELL ...the only magician ever to play the famed Paris Opera House. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 7A.

D5 cont Gargamel snatches at the boom, but misses. D5 cont NANCY O'DELL So, what could you possibly do to top this? GARGAMEL I intend to subjugate all the peoples of this realm to gain complete domination of the world. Gargamel shoots his hand up and this time catches the boom. GARGAMEL (CONT’D) Ha! NANCY O'DELL (to camera) He never drops the act. Well, you heard it here first. A world domination tour. Get ready. Gargamel clutches the boom like a small animal he’s just captured. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 8.

D5 cont GARGAMEL D5 cont (to boom, mouth much too close, RIDICULOUSLY LOUD) YOU ARE MINE. END OF TV SEGMENT, BACK TO SCENE... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 8aA.

5 cont Then the Toad SPITS HIM OUT. Azrael falls onto the stage 5 cont COVERED IN SLIME. The crowd explodes into APPLAUSE. Gargamel turns and soaks up the adulation. FREEZE FRAME. E5 TITLE: “Gargamania!” SLAMS INTO FRAME, followed by the E5 logo of [HOST SHOW]. ON A TV SCREEN -- HOST reports... HOST Yet another groundbreaking feat of illusion from the most innovative conjurer the world has ever seen. “Gargamania!” - the magical sensation that has captivated America from New York to Vegas, is now taking on the City of Light. Paris, France! It’s a runaway success. A ROCKETTE IN HALF A BOX gapes as her legs in the other half of the box run around on stage. Azrael rolls his eyes. The legs step on his tail. MEOWWW!!! HOST (V.O.) This master mysterio has gone from unknown to unstoppable after his surprise discovery in New York.

C5 EXT. NY STREET - DAY C5 ON TV - PHONE CAM P.O.V of an AFRICAN AMERICAN COUPLE (TRISHA and TOMMY) in TIMES SQUARE. Operating the camera is MARC, the OFF-SCREEN boss of the operation. TOMMY Hey, y’all, so, Trisha and I just showed you Central Park, and now.... TRISHA Check it out, Tommy...Times Square! This is my town, people! TOMMY And nobody does it better than-- They’re interrupted by a SCREECH and a taxi HORN as Gargamel steps into the road behind them. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 8aB.

C5 (cont) TAXI DRIVER C5 (cont) Yo, get outta the road, freak! GARGAMEL How dare you call me “Yo.” (ALT) You forgot to say please. Gargamel aims his wand at the taxi. The beam lifts the car out of frame. TRISHA TOMMY Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Did you get No way!! Push in! Push in! that, Marc? Did you?? Push in! MARC (O.S.) I’m pushing! I’m pushing! How is he doing that?! Trisha SCREAMS. E5 HOST (V.O.) E5 From New York street performer to the new toast of Europe. Now we’re in A TV STUDIO with the HOST, who is interviewing Gargamel (and Azrael) on THE STREETS OF PARIS (DAY) on a MONITOR. HOST ... And the only magician ever to play the famed Paris Opera House. What could possibly top that? GARGAMEL Well, “(HOST NAME) of (SHOW NAME),” I intend to subjugate all the peoples of this realm to gain complete domination of the world. HOST (to camera) He never drops the act. GARGAMEL (pulling out notes) Fortunately, Azrael used Goggle Translate, so no matter what filthy tongue you speak, you’ll have no excuse! Ha! Gargamel reads from a Sony Tablet in perfect [Host language], and wayyyyy too loudly: SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 8aC.

E5 (cont) GARGAMEL E5 (cont) (Chinese example here) Chongbai wo! Wo wen qai xiang yi zhi! (Wo xiang qiezi tu!) SUBTITLE: Worship me! I smell like a shoe! I have no idea what I’m saying! My cat is the real genius! Azrael SNICKERS. HOST Well, you heard it here first. A world domination tour. Get read. Gargamel approaches CAMERA for an EXTREME CLOSE UP. GARGAMEL YOU’RE ALL MINE! MINE! Gargamel shoves the CAMERA out of his way and storms off. GARGAMEL Come Azrael, we have work to do! END OF TV SEGMENT, BACK TO SCENE... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 8aD.

6 EXT. PALAIS GARNIER - DAY 6 Gargamel exits the stage door. The awaiting crowd CHEERS. GARGAMEL Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen. Nothing pleases me more than pleasing me. Now get on your knees and bow! The crowd LAUGHS. GARGAMEL I said BOW! The crowd LAUGHS. Infuriated, Gargamel waves his wand causing the crowd to bow against their will. Gargamel strolls through them like royalty to his horse- drawn LOUIS XIV style carriage. He forces one bowing man to his knees and uses him as a step stool to enter the carriage. As soon as he’s gone, the spell is lifted and they can stand. They look to each other - amazed. Then they all APPLAUD.

7 INT. HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE - DAY 7 Inside the carriage, it is modern and pimped-out; neon lights, a wet bar, sun roof, TV -- the works. Azrael MEOWS.

Gargamel cuts him off. GARGAMEL Would you stop tormenting me about the essence! I extracted all I could from Papa Smurf in the kingdom of New York. How much did you extract?

Azrael MEOWS. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 8A.

7 cont GARGAMEL 7 cont I’m squandering it? You’re the one rolling around in caviar and cat nip all day. Besides, they failed to bow. That’s unacceptable. Azrael rolls his eyes and MEOWS. Gargamel HOLDS UP the vial of BLUE ESSENCE that hangs around his neck. It’s 1/4 full. GARGAMEL Look, look, look. We still have plenty enough left to execute my delightfully diabolical plan, and preserve your precious lifestyle. (tucking the vial away) Soon we’ll have all the essence we could ever dream of. (EVIL LAUGH) So enjoyable.

A7 EXT. HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE - DAY A7 Gargamel stands up and sticks his head through the sun roof. He calls to the people of Paris. GARGAMEL That’s right, my lowly bootlicks - you will all worship me... (then, to Azrael) ...including you, you flea-bitten furbag. 7 cont Azrael gets a devious smile, paws the button for the 7 cont sunroof. A7 cont GARGAMEL A7 cont All hail Gargame--ACK!! Stop it! (it opens, closes again) Don’t break the neck that feeds you! (ALT 1) Ach! This is worse than when you sleep on my face! (ALT 2) What am I? John the Baptist? (ALT 3) Just use an axe, why don’t you? (ALT 4) Azrae---ACK! Not funny! (cont) That’s it! No caviar for you tonight! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 8AA.

7 cont Azrael CACKLES. 7 cont SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 8B.

8 EXT. PLAZA ATHENEE HOTEL, PARIS - DUSK 8 A five star hotel in Paris. The carriage pulls up. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 9.

9 INT. GARGAMEL’S PENTHOUSE SUITE - NIGHT 9 Gargamel and Azrael enter the opulent suite. Sitting on the floor is a box on which is scrawled: “4 AZREEUHL.” GARGAMEL Ooooh, look. A present. No doubt from a worshipping admirer. (then, disappointed) Oh. It’s for you. Azrael MEOWS. GARGAMEL Don’t be such a scaredy cat. It’s not a trap. It’s a gift. Partake! Azrael MEOWS. GARGAMEL Look, you don’t want it. I’ll take it. Azrael MEOWS. GARGAMEL Well, then open it, you ridiculous person. Cats. Can’t live with them, can’t serve them with cheese. Azrael warily opens the box. Inside he finds nothing but... a little red dot? Suddenly the dot JUMPS out of the box onto the ground. Azrael leaps on it. It moves again. Azrael chases it. The dot shoots over to one wall. Azrael CRASHES into the wall trying to get it. The dot shoots to another wall. Again - WHAM! Azrael wobbles, woozy. Just then... WOOSH! - a SMURF-SIZED PALE CREATURE with a tomboy haircut lands on Azreal’s head! This is VEXY. VEXY Hello, kitty!!! GARGAMEL Apparently I was wrong, Azrael. It was a trap. Azreal leaps up. Vexy slides off his back and GRABS ONTO HIS TAIL as he takes off. She CACKLES as she “water-skis” him around the room. PAN UP TO SEE a 2nd creature on top of the bureau holding a LASER POINTER. This is HACKUS - a manic and wild-eyed Tasmanian Devil meets Beetlejuice creature. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 9A.

9 cont HACKUS 9 cont Hackus! Hackus! Hackus! GARGAMEL (laughs) Alright... Alright, children. Hackus grabs a drapery chord and swings down, knocking Azrael - who stumbles backwards onto an open laundry net laid out on the floor. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 10.

9 cont VEXY 9 cont Who says cats have dignity? Hackus and Vexy PULL a rope, and Azrael IS LIFTED up into the air, trapped in the net. Vexy strikes a pose under the cat. VEXY All hail Vexy - Foiler of the Felines! HACKUS (like a crazed lunatic) BWAMOOOAGAGAMOOGA! VEXY Well said, my idiot brother.

GARGAMEL Vexy! It’s not nice to point out how big an idiot Hackus is. Still, it was very amusing, my little Naughties. Gargamel grins and claps his hands with devilish glee. Azrael gives Gargamel a dirty look. VEXY Did we please you, father? GARGAMEL (suddenly serious) No. You didn’t. You know what would please me - if your putrid pale essence could endow me with real magic like that of a true blue Smurf. That would excite me. Instead you’re just deeply disappointing experiments. ANGLE ON Hackus - joyfully WHACKING HIMSELF IN THE HEAD again and again with a remote control. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 10A.

9 cont GARGAMEL 9 cont Him more than you. Now, on to the business at hand. Gargamel steps over to Azrael and FREES HIM. Azrael lands on his feet, dizzy. He GROWLS at the Naughties. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 11.

9 cont GARGAMEL 9 cont Azrael, cease your folly and bring me my plan! It’s in the bathroom...on my side of the sink.

10 JUMP CUT TO C.U. OF A SONY TABLET... 10 Vexy and Hackus are gathered around the blank screen. Gargamel eyes it warily. GARGAMEL This isn’t my writing parchment. Where is my plan?! Azrael MEOWS. GARGAMEL Gone digital? What does that mean? Azrael MEOWS. GARGAMEL In the cloud? Why would my plan be in a cloud? Are you alright? Did you concuss yourself when you hit those walls? Azrael rolls his eyes and double-taps the screen. A digital slide comes to life complete with crude artist renderings. It reads “PHASE 1: CREATE NAUGHTIES”. GARGAMEL Ahh, there it is. Phase 1, Create Naughties. Check. Where’s Phase 2? Azrael swipes the screen. “PHASE 2: CREATE PORTAL” There’s an image of the Eiffel Tower with lightning striking it. GARGAMEL Oooh, I am enamoured of this swiping motion. (pushing Azreal aside) Get away! And swipe... Gargamel swipes the screen. “PHASE 3: GET PAPA’S SECRET FORMULA” We see Gargamel going through the portal. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 11A.

10 cont GARGAMEL 10 cont Yes. Then Phase 3. I get the secret formula Papa used on Smurfette... and swipe... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 12.

10 cont Swipe. PHASE 4: TURN PALE SMURFS BLUE. We see Gargamel 10 cont changing Vexy, Hackus, and MANY OTHERS from pale to blue. GARGAMEL ...then I turn you pale Naughties, and hundreds more like you, blue... and swipe... PHASE 4A: SIT BACK, ENJOY PLAN and LAUGH. GARGAMEL Sit back, enjoy plan and laugh. Gargamel and Azrael sit back, think, and laugh out loud. PHASE 5: EXTRACT ESSENCE. We see hundreds of Smurfs strapped into a massive, terrifying contraption. GARGAMEL ...place you into a terrifying machine to extract your essence... VEXY Will it hurt? GARGAMEL No, of course not. Don’t be silly. Maybe a little. Moving on... (ALT) You’ll see. It’ll be fun! Gargamel quickly flips through the screens “PHASE 6: ABUSE POWER” Flip, flip, flip... GARGAMEL Details, details... Outlaw the cheeseburger. A pox on Valentine’s Day! And we’re swiping, swiping... (ALT) Details, details... Establish breeding program for slow-moving mice...Why would I want slow- moving... (realizing) Azrael! Have you been tampering with the plans? Azrael lies, shaking his head No. Gargamel reads on... TIME DISSOLVE SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 12A.

10 cont Gargamel continues swiping. Azrael is passed out next to him.10 cont Vexy and Hackus look bored. “PHASE 37: ABSOLUTE BAN ON PHOTOS WHERE YOU GIVE THE PEACE SIGN.” “PHASE 38: ABSOLUTE BAN ON FIST BUMPING AND HIGH FIVES.” SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 12B.

10 cont GARGAMEL 10 cont Absolute ban on fist bumping and high fives... and finally! Phase 39! ...he gets to - “PHASE 39: ABSOLUTE POWER AND WORLD ADULATION.” We see Gargamel at a Taj Mahal type palace with hundreds of thousands bowing to him. Gargamel stops. GARGAMEL Ahhh yes, then I’ll have enough essence to rule the world. Not to mention - Phase 40... Gargamel swipes the screen one last time. “PHASE 10: TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF SMURF VILLAGE. We see an image of the Smurf’s mushroom village destroyed in smoldering ruins. Gargamel pauses. GARGAMEL The total destruction of Smurf Village. Oh, how it warms the cockles. (then, getting choked up) I’m sorry. I always get a little emotional at this part. Overcome with joy Gargamel nuzzles the screen. Azrael MEOWS. GARGAMEL I’m wasting time? You sleep 18 hours a day and lick yourself the other six. (ALT) ...and nap the other six. Azrael swipes back to Phase 2 with the Eiffel Tower. GARGAMEL Right. The very reason we chose this resplendent metropolis; the great iron antenna. The only way to harness enough energy to create a portal right into Smurf village. (ALT) Right. Right. The very reason we chose this cheese-infested metropolis: the great iron spire / pillar / obelisk / monolith. (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 12C. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) 10 cont The only way to harness enough 10 cont energy to create a portal (oh, I adore portal creation!) right into the heart of Smurf village. Gargamel opens up a box and picks up his Dragon Wand. GARGAMEL Let us away! VEXY Father. Wait! Gargamel stops. Vexy and Hackus are growing PALE AND WEAK. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 13.

10 cont GARGAMEL 10 cont Oh. Yes, of course. More mouths to feed. Vexy and Hackus line up like little birds, mouths open. DRIP, DRIP - one drop of essence each. GARGAMEL (ALT ADDITION) I didn’t hear “thank you.” (Hackus BURPS) Close enough. The Naughties instantly feel better. He pours the last drops into his new Dragon Wand. GARGAMEL Now. To the antenna! O.S. - KABOOOM! A clap of thunder and we CUT TO...

11 EXT. EIFFEL TOWER, PARIS - NIGHT 11 An intense thunderstorm around the tower. In silhouette, a lone GARGAMEL conducts the storm with his wand. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 13A.

11 cont GARGAMEL 11 cont ALA-KAZAMM!!! A11 KABOOOOM!! Lighting strikes the tower, ricochets around the A11 structure, hits a well placed COIL and becomes a tight laser of energy shooting over the Seine and electrifying... THE REFLECTING POOL OF THE TROCADERO. Electricity crackles throughout the water. A WHIRLPOOL develops in the center. 11 cont BACK ON THE TOWER Gargamel checks the Dragon wand. IT’S 11 cont COMPLETELY EMPTY. GARGAMEL Perfect! Just enough essence!! B11 The LIGHTNING STOPS. Gargamel flies across the river - B11 barrelling head first for the whirlpool which has opened up to create A PORTAL. GARGAMEL Ready or not, here I c-

12 WHANG! He gets stuck. It’s barely big enough for his 12 head. Gargamel SPINS AROUND like he’s in a washing machine. Azrael and the Naughties stand at the edge of the pool, laughing. Finally Gargamel manages to pull his head out. His hair and eyebrows are ridiculous. GARGAMEL Seems I lacked sufficient essence for a human sized portal. Azrael MEOWS. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 14.

12 cont GARGAMEL 12 cont I have not put on weight! Maybe a couple pounds. It’s these croissants! VEXY Father, I can fit through there. HACKUS Hackus go! Hackus go! GARGAMEL Well, let’s see. Eeny, meeny, miney... (ending on Hackus) ...moron... Just then, Vexy STOMPS on Hackus’ foot, BOXES his ears, then, while he’s reeling - leaps into Gargamel’s hand. VEXY I win. GARGAMEL Nicely played. Now I must warn you, your destination is a horror; a realm filled with the relentless, crushing quiet [ALT: harmony] of peace, punctuated by the wretched cacophony of joyousness...and a monstrously repetitive song. (Vexy shudders) Exactly. It ruined your sister. VEXY I hate her. GARGAMEL That’s the spirit! That annoyingly perky Smurfette is a turncoat and an ingrate! That ridiculous little Papa Smurf brainwashed her and turned her against me. Me? Of all people? VEXY Poor Father. It’s such a shame when evil is corrupted by good. GARGAMEL So true. (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 14A. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) 12 cont But she knows the secret formula. 12 cont So go and get her. He aims Vexy like a dart and FLINGS her into the portal. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 15.

13 EXT. SMURF VILLAGE, WOODS NEAR LAKE - DAY 13 Smurfette is walking along the bank of the pond. SMURFETTE I just don’t get it. They know how tough my birthday can be...and they didn’t even remember. She stops at the water’s edge and looks at her reflection. SMURFETTE Guess I’ll never really be one of them. Suddenly, Vexy RISES UP through the reflection! SMURFETTE Ahhhh! Smurfette turns to run away but the voice stops her. VEXY Please. Help. I escaped. SMURFETTE Escaped? VEXY From the evil wizard (panting)... who made me. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 15A.

13 cont SMURFETTE 13 cont Do you mean... Gargamel? Did... Gargamel make you?! Vexy nods. Smurfette can’t believe it. SMURFETTE But he’s... that means... you’re just like me. VEXY (ALT) I was... Smurfette rushes to her. Vexy LEAPS UP and GRABS her. VEXY Gotcha! (ALT) ...before you turned... (gagging) ...good. Gotcha! SMURFETTE What are you doing? VEXY Father’s gonna be very happy. Vexy starts dragging her towards the water. SMURFETTE Help! Heeeelp!!!! Code Red! (ALT) Help! Heeelp!

14 EXT. EDGE OF SMURF VILLAGE - CONTINUOUS 14 The party is almost set up when the Smurfs hear the scream. HANDY Smurfette’s in trouble! They all drop what they’re doing and RUN toward the sound. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 16.

15 EXT. RIVERBANK - SAME 15 The Smurfs arrive and are STUNNED to see Smurfette being pushed into the PORTAL. GREEDY She’s being Smurfnapped! HEFTY Smurfette! Vexy looks up, sees the Smurfs. She smiles wickedly, then shoves Smurfette through. She then jumps in herself. VEXY So long... (a la Gargamel) ...Smurrrrrrrfs! GUTSY NOOOOOOO! Gutsy and the others charge the portal, but it CLOSES before they reach it. BRAINY It doesn’t take a genius to tell you, but I will - this is the work of Gargamel! (ALT) My powers of deduction lead me to believe that this is the work of... Gargamel!

16 EXT. REFLECTING POOL, TRACODERO - NIGHT 16 The swirling whirlpool portal coughs up Smurfette and Vexy. GARGAMEL grabs Smurfette. GARGAMEL Ah, the Smurfette.... (devilish smile) Welcome home. Azrael glares at Smurfette, vengeance in his eyes. Smurfette looks horrified. On GARGAMEL’S LAUGHTER - CUT TO...

17 INT. PATRICK AND GRACE’S APARTMENT - DAY 17 CHILDREN’S LAUGHTER. We’re in the middle of BLUE WINSLOW’s three-year-old birthday party. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 16A.

17 cont A bunch of children and parents, all sitting at kid-sized 17 cont tables. Patrick carries in the cake. PATRICK Here you go, Blue. (then, to parents) I think I have everyone’s issues covered. It’s an organic, gluten-free, anti- oxidant rich, sustainably-grown acai berry cake with fair-trade, non-dairy vanilla icing, all made locally by a cruelty-free baker who swears he’s never even seen a peanut. Everyone’s good, right? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 17.

17 cont PCB/PEANUT MOM (CAROLINA) 17 cont Are the plates PCB free? PATRICK Wrong! Patrick spins to head back into the kitchen when Grace comes out holding a package of plates that reads “PCB & BPA Free”. GRACE Actually, we’re good. PATRICK (turning back around) We’re good! You see that, guys? (pointing to package) PCB & BPA free. There are virtually no letters in these plates. Patrick puts an arm around Grace. PATRICK Boy, who ever thought parenting would be so complicated? PEANUT FATHER (JAMES) Seriously? ‘Cause you guys almost make it look easy. PARENT #2 (HENRI) You know Patrick...I’m sure he read every book on fatherhood ever written. PARENT #3 (VANESSA) You must’ve had a great role model. (ALT) What a role model you must have had. PATRICK Me? Oh, um... not really. My dad left when I was five. So the only "roll" he ever "modeled" was the one where you quietly "roll" the car out of the driveway and never come back. Patrick waits for a laugh - but all the other parents just stare at him, horrified. PATRICK What? No fans of abandonment humor? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 17aA.

17 cont Just then, the front door flies open and in walks VICTOR 17 cont DOYLE, 55, a big, messy, blue collar, lovable bear of a man. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 17A.

17 cont HIS SHIRT IS UNTUCKED, HIS HAIR UNCOMBED, and he has NO 17 cont SENSE OF PERSONAL SPACE. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 18.

17 cont VICTOR 17 cont Am I late? Did I miss the presents? All week I’ve been tryin’ to sort out what to get Blue. A toy? A game? A ball? Somethin’ electric-like? Then I said to myself, “What are you talking about...get him everything!!” Victor pulls in a red wagon PILED RIDICULOUSLY HIGH with PRESENTS of all kinds. He kisses Blue on the head. BLUE Grampa Vicster! VICTOR Blue! Blue runs to Victor and Victor scoops him up. VICTOR (to Blue) Happy Birthday, Blue. That’s right. Now it’s a party! A CURIOUS PARENT leans in to Patrick. CURIOUS PARENT (RUTH) Who’s he? VICTOR (overhearing) I’m Victor, Patrick’s dad. And you must all be his friends. Which makes you my friends. So, let’s go. Everybody up. Arms in the air. You’re all gettin’ hugs! Victor starts to make the rounds, hugging everyone tightly, whether they like it or not. CURIOUS PARENT #2 (DUSAN) I thought you said your father left you. PATRICK He did. Which paved the way for him...my stepfather. (ALT 1) He did. Which paved the way for this ball of fun...my stepfather. (ALT 2) (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 18aA. PATRICK (CONT'D) 17 cont This is my stepfather. He never 17 cont leaves. Patrick pulls Grace aside. PATRICK What is he doing here? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 18A.

17 cont GRACE 17 cont It’s Blue’s birthday. I invited him. By this time Victor has made his way to Patrick and Grace. VICTOR There’s my Gracie. Come here, darlin’. (to Grace, embracing her) Ever since Blue was born, I kinda miss you being big as a house. There was more of you to hug. Victor gives her a hug then addresses the group. VICTOR (to group, re: Grace) Let me tell you something. This woman right here is a saint. She’s kind, brilliant, generous and... she does a mean booty-bump! Victor and Grace turn sideways and bump booties - but the impact sends Grace 5 feet across the room. VICTOR (to Grace, sotto) Sorry, I forget we’re in different weight classes. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 19.

17 cont Patrick rolls his eyes. Then, 17 cont VICTOR (to all) And now... (turning to Patrick) I saved the biggest hug for last. Victor takes a couple of steps back, then... VICTOR C’mon, son. Let’s show ‘em how it’s done. PATRICK Boundaries, remember. Boundaries! Victor approaches Patrick, doing a slo-motion ape walk, and scoops him up off the ground, bouncing him up and down in a massive, prolonged bear hug. VICTOR PATRICK * (bouncing Patrick) (being bounced) * Ug-ug-ug-ug-ug. Don’t - like - this - at - * all. * Victor sets Patrick down, and then gives him a real hug. VICTOR (to Patrick) Ahh yeah, there’s nothing like an embrace between two proud Doyle men. PATRICK I am not a Doyle man. VICTOR (ruffling Patrick’s hair) Actually - you are. I legally changed your name when you were 11, remember? PATRICK Without telling me. And I changed it back when I was 18. VICTOR (surprised) Without telling me? (then) Well, aren’t you the sneaky one, Paddy Doyle. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 19A.

17 cont PATRICK 17 cont Winslow. VICTOR Doyle. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 20.

17 cont PATRICK 17 cont Winslow. VICTOR (raising a hand) Alright. A compromise. Winslow- hyphen-Doyle. Victor coughs on Patrick. PARENT #3 (VANESSA) (whispering) Hey, isn’t he the guy from those corndog commercials on TV? PATRICK (trying to stop this) No, no-- CURIOUS PARENT (RUTH) Hey, you’re right! Loving it, Victor throws up his hands. VICTOR Well, you got me. Guilty as charged. PATRICK Here we go... Victor pulls out a thermal bag with a logo that reads “Korndog King.” VICTOR The Korndog King! (re: logo) Always remember, regular corndogs are spelled with a “C”. Mine are spelled with a “K” - for “kwality” - that’s how you know they’re better. PATRICK (to Grace) See, this is exactly what he does. VICTOR And now, in honor of Blue’s birthday, I’m going to distribute to each one of you a free Korndog. On the house. But don’t get it “on the house.” [ALT ADD: Get it?] I just made that up. Look for it in the next commercial. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 20A.

17 cont Patrick cringes as Victor approaches the guests, who look 17 cont utterly flummoxed. But Victor is clearly playing to Patrick. VICTOR Alright now - nobody say a word! I am an expert at matching the right face with the right dog. (to Curious Parent #2 [Dusan] with bad Italian accent) Garlic and cheese - Buon Appetito! (ALT) Garlic and cheese for my paisan! Buon Appetito! (to Curious Parent [Ruth]) Teriyaki Dog. Kampai, ichiban! (to Parent #2 [Henri]) Barbecue pork for my Homey. PATRICK Oh, my God... Victor selects a kosher-labeled dog and hands it to a woman. KOSHER WOMAN (ERIKA) Is this kosher? Victor rips the breading off the end, leaving an inch of naked frank. VICTOR It is now! Mazel tov! PATRICK Perfect. If you can’t be sensitive, just offend everyone. (ALT 1) At least he’s an equal opportunity offender. (ALT 2) That’s great. Just offend everyone. (ALT 3) Perfect. Insults for all seasons. (ALT 4) (moving on) Ooookay, everyone has their insult? Nobody’s left out?

PCB/PEANUT MOM (CAROLINA) Do these have any peanuts? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 20AA.

17 cont VICTOR 17 cont What? I would never put peanuts in a corndog. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 21.

17 cont PCB/PEANUT MOM (CAROLINA) 17 cont Great. PCB/Peanut Mom nods to her son who TAKES A BITE. VICTOR (continuing) We already fry them in peanut oil. (ALT) For the simple reason that it’d be complete overkill - ‘cause we already deep fry them in peanut oil. PCB/PEANUT MOM (CAROLINA) What?!! The BOY’S eyes widen. As his PEANUT FATHER lunges for their diaper bag, Patrick drops his head into his hands. VICTOR What’s happening to that kid’s lips?

18 INT. GARGAMEL’S SUITE - DAY 18 Gargamel has brought Smurfette back to his suite. Smurfette looks terrified, but she’s putting up a brave front. SMURFETTE (defiantly) You’re wasting your time, Gargamel. Papa and the others are gonna come for me. Gargamel is nonchalantly polishing his Dragon Wand. GARGAMEL I don’t think so. SMURFETTE They came for Clumsy. GARGAMEL Yes, but you see... Clumsy was a real Smurf. These words jar Smurfette. It’s exactly what she’s been fearing. She’s not a real Smurf. GARGAMEL Whereas I was the one who made you, Smurfette. Darling daughter... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 22.

18 cont SMURFETTE 18 cont You’re not my father. Just let me go! GARGAMEL Smurfette, if you want to go “home,” all I need you to do is one little, tiny, itsy-bitsy favor. SMURFETTE What? GARGAMEL Just give me the secret formula that Papa used to turn you into a Smurf. Smurfette is shocked. So this is what he wants. HACKUS (jumping up and down) Hackus blue! Hackus blue! GARGAMEL Don’t you see, my dear. It would benefit us both. You give me the formula. I turn my Naughties blue. I use their essence to continue doing my humble, yet wildly successful magic show here. And then I’ll never again have to bother you or the rest of (that unbelievably annoying) Smurf Village that you seem to love so much for some unfathomable reason. (ALT) ...And then I’ll never have to bother you or the rest of [that unbelievably annoying] Smurf Village again. SMURFETTE I don’t believe you. GARGAMEL Why not? I love it here. (to Naughties) Don’t I love it here? (to Smurfette) The people of this realm adore me. They think - and this is them talking - that I’m the greatest sorcerer they’ve ever seen. (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 22aA. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) 18 cont Always clapping and cheering and 18 cont bowing. Completely unsolicited, by the way. SMURFETTE I don’t trust you. I’m not telling you anything. GARGAMEL I see. Well, perhaps you just need a little persuasion. Naughties... Attack!!! Immediately Vexy and Hackus attack... EACH OTHER! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 22A.

18 cont GARGAMEL 18 cont Not each other! They attack the cat. GARGAMEL Not the cat! They attack the lamp. GARGAMEL Not the lamp! Azrael MEOWS and shakes his head. Gargamel agrees. GARGAMEL Deeply, deeply disappointing experiments.

19 INT. PAPA’S MUSHROOM - DAY 19 The Smurfs are crowded around. Papa calls to them. PAPA Alright Smurfs, listen up. I saved some grotto water from the last blue moon for just such an occasion. I was able to smurf it into smurfportation crystals. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 23.

19 cont BRAINY 19 cont So we don’t need a portal? Very clever, Papa. PAPA Smurf-zactly. These will take us directly to Master Winslow’s apartment mushroom. If anyone can help us, it’s he and Miss Grace. CLUELESS SMURF Are we having a birthday party for Smurfette? Smurf hands SHOOT UP - “Me”, “I’ll go”, “Smurf me!” etc. PAPA Now, now, Smurfs. I only had water enough for 9 crystals. That’s me and three others round trip, plus Smurfette on the way home. GROUCHY Assuming you can find her - which is doubtful. CLUMSY That’s not a very smurfy attitude, Grouchy. GROUCHY Actually, for me, that was pretty good. (alt:) I said “doubtful” but was thinking “impossible.” That’s progress for me! PAPA (to group) I’ll need courage, strength, and intelligence. So... Gutsy, Hefty, Brainy - you’ll smurf with me. A Smurf in the front row raises his hand. PAPA Yes, Passive-Aggressive Smurf? PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SMURF I just wanna say I think Brainy is a really excellent choice. Good luck with that. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 23A.

19 cont BRAINY 19 cont See what he does? Why doesn’t that feel like a compliment? (alt:) See what he does? I detect that is not a compliment. Papa crosses over to Hefty first to give him some crystals. At the same time, Clumsy comes up to congratulate the three. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 24.

19 cont CLUMSY 19 cont Go get her guys! We know you can -- Clumsy TRIPS and knocks into Papa - causing his hand to fly up and send ALL THE CRYSTALS into Hefty’s mouth. CLUMSY Oops. Hefty’s eyes go wide. He points to his throat. The crystals are stuck! PANICKY Oh no! He can’t breathe! He’s gonna die! We’re all gonna die! Ahhh! GUTSY Stand back. I know the Smurflich maneuver. Gutsy gets behind Hefty and starts Heimliching him. VANITY Oh dear, he’s turning blue-er! GROUCHY This is going even worse than I thought it wou... Suddenly, UMPF! - the crystals come SHOOTING OUT of Hefty... three of which SAIL INTO THE OPEN MOUTHS of Grouchy, Clumsy, and Vanity. Reflexively, they swallow - then look at each other. CLUMSY Oh no! VANITY I get so puffy when I travel! GROUCHY Oh no, a pill on an empty stomach. I’m going to get sick. LAZY Okay, three simple rules for safe travel. One... The others lean in, eager for the safety tips. But Lazy slips into a deep SNORING slumber. Before they can wake him... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 24A.

19 cont LAZY 19 cont (ALT 1) This is just like the time that-- Lazy drops into a a deep, SNORING, slumber. LAZY (ALT 2) You’re going to get nasty Smurf- lag. I’ll be asleep for days.

POP! POP! POP!- Clumsy, Vanity and Grouchy DISAPPEAR (Vanity’s mirror remains behind). SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 25.

19 cont PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SMURF 19 cont Papa, I’m sure narcissism, ineptitude and pessimism will be just as helpful. Good luck with that. Papa picks up the other discarded crystals from the ground. He puts them in his satchel - except for one. PAPA Why, thank you Passive-Aggressive Smurf. I think. Well... (popping crystal in mouth) ...Smurf us luck. BRAINY By my calculation, they’ve got a point-oh-oh-oh-three chance of success. CLUELESS SMURF So wait, we are having a party for Smurfette? (ALT) Okay, seriously, we having that party or not? Off the other Smurfs’ withering looks... POP! - Papa’s GONE.

20 INT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - LATER THAT EVENING 20 The guests have all left. Patrick is on the phone. PATRICK (into phone) Well, I’m glad his throat opened up, and his lips are back to normal, and the red splotches are gone, and...he can see again? Great! And how was the ambulance ride? That is fantastic -- and again, we’re very sorry. (hangs up) So, Tyler can breathe again - which makes two of us since his parents are both lawyers. VICTOR So that’s why they overreacted. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 25aA.

20 cont PATRICK 20 cont They didn’t overre- VICTOR (interrupting) I think he’s ready for this...

SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 25A.

20 cont Victor crowns Blue with a little plastic KornDog King CROWN.20 cont PATRICK Don’t put the crown on him. VICTOR You loved this crown. PATRICK No. I didn’t. VICTOR You wore it everywhere. PATRICK Never did. Just then Blue lets out a giant, sloppy BRONX CHEER. VICTOR (sternly) No, Blue! What are you doing? How many times do I gotta tell you...! (then) You gotta do it like this - from the armpit! Victor shows Blue how to make fart noises from his armpit. Now Victor unleashes an even bigger Bronx Cheer. Blue is delighted, and emulates him. The two of them “cheer” together. Patrick just stands there, mid-sentence. He heads into the kitchen where Grace is cleaning up.

21 INT. WINSLOW KITCHEN - NIGHT 21 PATRICK Do you see what’s going on out there? GRACE They’re bonding. PATRICK Technically they’re spitting. GRACE Honey, Blue needs to learn that “family” means more than just you and me. It’s good for him to play with his grandfather. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 25AA.

21 cont PATRICK 21 cont Step-grandfather... GRACE Why are you so down on him? More LOUD BRONX CHEERS from the other room. PATRICK (to Grace) That ain’t exactly gonna get him in to Harvard, is it? (alt:) Gee, I dunno. (alt:) You’re right, honey. He’s fantastic. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 26.

21 cont GRACE 21 cont Come on, Patrick... PATRICK Grace, he ruins everything. That’s his gift. Ruining things. Like when he first moved in with me and mom and sent my parrot away. (alt:) Grace, he ruins everything. He shows up and ruins things. That's what he does. It’s just like when he first moved into my house and sent my parrot away. GRACE Your parrot? PATRICK My father’s parrot. When my dad took off... it was the only thing he left behind. I loved that bird. Used to ride around on my handlebars. Sleep on my headboard. But when Vic came, we had to get rid of him. ‘Cause Vic was allergic. Just then they hear a noise -- - WOOOMF, WOOOMF, WOOOMF. GRACE Helicopter? They check out the window. 22 IN THE LIVING ROOM - Vic, still with Blue, hears the noise 22 as well. The air in the room seems to solidify, as a PIERCING SOUND grows louder, like a bomb falling. Suddenly - BOOOOOOM! - a small blue comet pierces the veil and CRASHES into the pile of birthday gifts. 23 IN THE KITCHEN - Patrick and Grace push on the door to the 23 living room, but the tremendous air pressure holds it shut. PATRICK VIC, DO YOU HAVE BLUE!!?? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 27.

24 IN THE LIVING ROOM - Victor watches stunned as - from the 24 pile of presents - a big plushie corndog STANDS UP and starts freaking out - running around, banging into stuff.. GROUCHY (IN PLUSHIE CORNDOG) I’m blind! I’m blind!!! VICTOR Ahhhhhh! GRACE (O.S.) VICTOR?? WE CAN’T OPEN THE DOOR! Victor grabs a toddler chair. He raises it to hit the “possessed” corndog when suddenly another comet pierces the veil. It SMASHES into VICTOR’S FACE - CLINGING to it LIKE AN OCTOPUS. Victor falls backwards onto the floor. IT’S CLUMSY. He stares at Victor, eyeball to eyeball. CLUMSY Sorry. I was smurfin’ for the pillows, but your face got in the way. 23 cont PATRICK AND GRACE -- hear that familiar voice. 23 cont PATRICK Clumsy?? 24 cont Victor swipes at Clumsy who jumps off him as a third 24 cont comet flies in - BOOM! - and lands on the coats on the hanging rack. It’s Vanity - who immediately freaks out. VANITY Where am I? This place is strange! And terrifying! And... He turns and SEES HIMSELF in the little mirror on the rack... VANITY (suddenly calm) ...sooo handsome. (coyly, to himself) Hello, you! BOOM! - a final comet lands in the thermal bag. A battered Papa emerges with a corndog in his hat. PAPA Did it work? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 28.

24 cont GROUCHY 24 cont (still “blind” in corndog) No! We’re in the abyss! I knew it would end like this!! CLUMSY Watch out!! Victor now has a PLASTIC LIGHT SABRE. He takes a SWIPE at Papa who LEAPS out of the way. The sabre hits the top of the plushie corndog - smacking it off of Grouchy. GROUCHY Oh. This isn’t the abyss. A24 By now the air pressure has returned to normal. The A24 kitchen door flies open and Patrick and Grace tumble in as Victor raises the light sabre for another swing at Grouchy. PATRICK Victor! Stop! They’re friends! VICTOR Friends?! They’re little blue aliens tryin’ to steal our faces! VANITY Little? I’m high as three apples and twice as polished! (he smiles; his teeth sparkle) ALT: CLUMSY Little?! I’m three apples high! (trips, lands face-first) ...least when I’m upright. ALT: GROUCHY Who you calling little? I’m three apples high! And you’re fifty apples wide!

PATRICK No. They’re called Smurfs. GRACE (picking up Grouchy) And they’re the sweetest things you’ll ever meet. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 28A.

A24 cont GROUCHY A24 cont Not me. GRACE No. Not you, Grouchy. PATRICK Papa, Clumsy. How are you guys? Blue points and calls out. BLUE Smurfs! Smurfs! Smurfs! PATRICK That’s right, Blue. These are the Smurfs we’ve told you about. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 29.

A24 cont VICTOR A24 cont If Blue likes the Smurfs, then the Vicster likes the Smurfs. ALT: VICTOR Wait a minute! Are you saying these things are real? PATRICK Yeah. They’re real. Don’t ask how. But they are real. PAPA Oh my Smurf. Is that Blue? CLUMSY He’s huge!! GROUCHY I wouldn’t want to be the stork that brought that guy. PAPA (re Blue’s mushroom) Glad to see you are raising him smurfy! (ALT) Glad to see you are raising him so smurfily. Grace turns to Vanity. GRACE And who is this handsome fellow? VANITY I ask myself that every day. Vanity pulls a SLIGHTLY SMALLER, TRAVEL MIRROR out from under his hat and glances at himself. PAPA That’s Vanity. VANITY (to Grace) The pleasure’s all yours. (alt:) Nice to meet me, the pleasure’s yours. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 29A.

A24 cont GROUCHY (O.S.) A24 cont Little help over here! Everyone looks over and sees Blue SHOVING GROUCHY into his armpit, pumping for the RASPBERRY noise.... GRACE/PATRICK Blue! No! Grace pulls Grouchy out. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 30.

A24 cont GRACE A24 cont Grouchy is not a whoopy cushion! PATRICK (to Blue) Don’t squeeze Grouchy; you don’t know what will come out. BLUE (to Grace, making icky face) He smells funny [weird]. GROUCHY Yeah, I had a couple of extra smurfberries for breakfast. PATRICK (to Papa) So what are you guys doing here? PAPA Smurfette’s been taken! Patrick and Grace are suddenly very concerned. GRACE What?? PATRICK What do you mean “taken?” VANITY Snatched away by Gargamel. PAPA If we can find him, we’ll find her. PATRICK Well, that won’t be hard. He’s a big star now. In Paris. GRACE I’ll start packing. Honey, get Blue’s passport. VICTOR Yes! A rescue mission. I’ll come too. You’ll need all the help you can get. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 30A.

A24 cont PATRICK A24 cont Whoa, whoa. Wait! Blue’s passport? Honey, we can’t just up and go to Paris. (”discreetly” nodding toward Victor) Especially not all of us. GRACE Alright, that’s one “no”. Who votes “yes”? Everybody else’s HAND GOES IN THE AIR, even Blue’s. BLUE (laughing) Daddy always loses. GRACE (serious to Patrick) This is my Smurfette we’re talking about. We have to go. Patrick hears her and nods -- she’s right. VANITY If we’re going to be travelling, then we must sing the ancient travelling song for the safe return of the Smurfs. It is a song that requires multi-layered harmonies and chord construction few humans have ever heard. Lets make sure we do this properly. PAPA SMURF (deeply contemplative) Now. Let us honor those who came before us. Everyone goes right in to the “LA-LA-LALA-LA-LA-LA-LA” song. Patrick covers his ears.

25 EXT. CHARLES DE GAULLE AIRPORT - DAY 25 The American Airlines 747 lands in Paris.

26 EXT. PARIS - DAY 26 Overhead shot of beautiful Paris, bathed in warm sunlight. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 30AA.

27 EXT. QUAINT PARISIAN HOTEL - DAY 27 A Peugeot taxi pulls up. Grace, Victor and Blue get out. Victor’s got the bags. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 30B.

27 cont PATRICK 27 cont Alright. We’re all clear on the plan, right? We’ll head over to Gargamel’s show, see if she’s there. Grace holds up a Paris NEWSPAPER that shows Gargamel coming out of a fancy hotel... GRACE And I’ll go to the Plaza Athenee and find out what room he’s staying in. Victor, you and Blue can check into our room here. VICTOR (hesitant) I-I...I was thinking... PATRICK No “I-I-I was”, Vic. That’s the deal. (then, to driver) Le Opera House, s’il vous plait. Grace looks at Patrick, impressed. PATRICK (French accent) My French is tres sexeee, no? (alt:) My Frency, it ees verrrry suave, no? Grace approaches the window. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 31.

27 cont GRACE 27 cont Maybe I should get you a beret? PATRICK You can’t handle me in a beret. GRACE Oh, really? Is that what you think... Patrick and Grace are now face to face, rubbing noses through the window. Grouchy pops his head out of Patrick’s jacket. GROUCHY Hey! Get a ‘shroom! (ALT 1) Hey! Get a mushroom! (ALT 2) Hey! This is a family joint! (ALT 3) Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? As the cab pulls away, the CAMERA CRANES UP. In the distance is the Paris Opera. We hear Smurfs singing the La-La song...

28 INT. OPERA HOUSE/GARGAMEL’S DRESSING ROOM - DAY 28 CLOSE ON SMURFETTE -- staring forward. PULL BACK TO REVEAL she’s tied to a desk lamp. The La-La song continues. HER P.O.V. - is of the Sony Tablet. The song plays from it. On the screen is the classic hypnotic swirl image. Gargamel hides (badly) behind the screen. GARGAMEL Giiiiiiiiiiiive hiiim the forrrrrmula. Yooooou wannnnnt to giiiiiive it to hiiimmmmm. Smurfette stands there with her arms crossed, defiant. The screen reads “buffering.” Finally, Gargamel pops up from behind the screen. GARGAMEL Awwg! Really? You can just listen to this song indefinitely? How is it not driving you insane? SMURFETTE (defiantly singing along) La la la la la la... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 31A.

28 cont Vexy and Hackus are WRITHING IN AGONY, hands to their ears. 28 cont VEXY Make it stop, it burns! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 32.

28 cont Hypnotized, Hackus’s eyes swirl and he passes out cold. 28 cont Azrael shakes his head. A VOICE comes over the speaker... VOICE ON SPEAKER (O.S.) Cinq minutes. GARGAMEL Ah, my public awaits. Once again I must go astound and confound the merry imbeciles. Azrael MEOWS. GARGAMEL Out of essence? MEOW. (Duh!) GARGAMEL Oh, we can still do the show... (re: Smurfette) Because I’ve got all the essence I need right here, now, don’t I? ALT: MEOW! GARGAMEL (ALT) (To Azrael) Sheesh, what a nag you’ve become. (to Smurfette) So sorry, my dear. I’m afraid it’s time for a little snip. (ALT ADD) You won’t miss a few split ends. (ALT ADD) Don’t worry, just going to clean you up around the ears. Gargamel picks up a scissors and heads for Smurfette. SMURFETTE When Papa gets here, you’re gonna be sorry. GARGAMEL I told you, Smurfette. Your Papa is not coming - because your Papa is already here. (then explaining) See? I’m your papa. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 32aA.

28 cont Gargamel takes a LARGE SWATH of Smurfette’s hair and SNIP. 28 cont Smurfette GASPS - HORRIFIED - VIOLATED. But then she notices the scissors have ALSO CUT HER BINDINGS. GARGAMEL (sticky sweet) So either you can give your real Papa the formula... (very mean) ...or you can spend the rest of your miserable existence being harvested in my new super-powered smurfalator. (evil laugh, then casual) It's up to you, my dear. Your decision. Just then Gargamel notices the snipped bindings. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 32A.

28 cont GARGAMEL 28 cont Oh, and Smurfette... He places an upside down GLASS VASE over Smurfette’s head, trapping her. GARGAMEL Nice try. SMURFETTE’S POV - She CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING. She just sees Gargamel’s mouth moving. Azrael MEOWS. GARGAMEL Don’t be absurd. Of course I won’t let her go. Who am I? Sir Goody- Good of Two Shoes? MEOW. GARGAMEL (a very silly laugh) Ah yes. As soon as she gives up the secret, I’m going to toss her into the machine for a long life of pain, torture, and suffering. Azrael MEOWS. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 33.

28 cont GARGAMEL 28 cont Yes, yes, I’ll let you push the button. Gargamel turns to the Naughties. GARGAMEL Whilst I am gone, keep at her. Her brain has been washed. You must naughty it back up. VEXY Yes, father. GARGAMEL And if you see any other blue smurfs about, take no chances. Spirit (ALT: Get) her back to the hotel immediately. (to Azrael) Eventually that meddlesome Papa will arrive. He always does. Gargamel crosses to a wall. GARGAMEL And if she knows he's here, she’ll feel loooved and never divulge her secret. Gargamel SLIDES OPEN A PANEL in the wall. GARGAMEL Yes, yes, we must break her soon. Now come. We’ve essence to make. (ALT) ...to brew. (ALT) ...to concoct. Gargamel turns the La La song back on just as Hackus is getting back up. BAAM! Hackus faints and CRASHES DOWN again. Gargamel and Azrael disappear down the stairs. ON SMURFETTE - She catches her reflection in the glass vase - her half cut hair. She quietly SOBS. Never has she been so alone.

A28 INT. PLAZA ATHENEE - DAY A28 Grace steps up to the hotel’s front desk. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 33aA.

A28 cont GRACE A28 cont Hi. I was wondering if you’d be so kind as to tell me... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 33A.

A28 cont HOTEL CLERK A28 cont (for the thousandth time) ...what room Monsieur Gargamel is in? No. Hotel policy. The Hotel Clerk steps away to do something else. Grace stands there for a moment, then notices a flyer on the desk for an Audrey Hepburn film festival. Hmmm.

B28 EXT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY B28 Patrick’s taxi pulls up in front of the Opera House. Patrick jumps out and runs up the stairs and enters.

29 INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY 29 The beautiful, ornate lobby is practically empty. Everyone is already seated. Patrick runs up the stairs heading for the theater doors.

30 INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER 30 One of the most amazing theaters in the world, packed with people. Patrick enters just as the house lights dim. He heads to the curtained exit by the stage and slips through. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 34.

30 cont ANNOUNCER 30 cont Mesdames et messieurs - Garjamel le Grand! Lights up as Gargamel steps through the fog - then stops. GARGAMEL You call that a Shroud of Mystery?! A wisp, at best. (ALT) Please pardon my inadequate fog... ZZAPP!! He zaps the fog, which grows to fill the entire stage. APPLAUSE! Gargamel steps through. Basks. Then coughs. *NOTE: Through the action of the following scene, Gargamel continues his act O.S. with this dialogue.* GARGAMEL (O.S.) Good evening, unworthy admirers. I am Gargamel the Great. Tonight you will witness no trivial illusions, but rather the most spectacular genuine sorcery the world has ever seen! Some of you may die... (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) Don’t know why that always gets a laugh. The people of this realm are bewildering. (then) But be warned! If any of your beeping, ringing contraptions should interrupt the demonstration of my amazing wizardry, or should I hear any crinkling noise from the shiny wrappings of your confectionery sweet meats... you’ll all pay dearly. (continues) Now, in the event of a fire, and there usually is one, feel free to scream, panic and trample each other like dogs. If my spectacle is to be disrupted, at least I should be amused.

31 BEHIND THE FRONT OF HOUSE CURTAIN - Patrick goes through the 31 curtain and sees a THEATER SECURITY GUARD. PATRICK (to Smurfs in Jacket) A guard! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 34aA.

31 cont The Smurfs duck down as Patrick approaches the Guard. 31 cont PATRICK Parlez-vous Anglais? GUARD Non. PATRICK Great. Realizing the Guard won’t understand a word, Patrick speaks in English - making it look like he’s talking to him. PATRICK Okay, Papa. Sneak out of the back of my jacket while I’m talking to this man and find the dressing room. The Smurfs slide down the back of Patrick’s leg and disappear backstage.

32 INT. PLAZA ATHENEE LOBBY - DAY 32 A pair of FANCY HIGH HEELS steps onto the marble floor. PAN UP PANTYHOSED LEGS, a smart BLACK SKIRT-SUIT to see... Grace - in SUNGLASSES and chic FLOPPY HAT. She’s Audrey Hepburn. Grace drops the film festival flyer in the trash and marches to the front desk WITH ATTITUDE. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 34A.

32 cont GRACE 32 cont I am outraged! Outraged I tell you! Grace SMACKS her LONG BLACK GLOVES against the counter. The HOTEL CLERK is immediately on his heels. HOTEL CLERK I am sorry, who are you? GRACE I am Monsieur Gargamel’s manager, Madame... Doolittle. I’ve just returned from my Roman Holiday, only to find my client greatly displeased with his accommodations. What is this... this outhouse you call a room? HOTEL CLERK The Napoleon Suite? Madame, this is the finest room in all the hotel. What could possibly... GRACE For one thing it is on the wrong floor. Nobody wants to be on the... the... HOTEL CLERK The 5th floor. GRACE Yes! That is too low! HOTEL CLERK But the 5th is our top floor. GRACE Then build another! Grace SMACKS her gloves against the desk again, then turns and walks away. GRACE (to herself, exhaling) Oh, boy. A32 Grace sees the elevators and decides to have a little look- A32 see. She enters one and pushes “5”. The button doesn’t light up. She pushes again. Just then an ASSISTANT MANAGER enters and notices. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 35.

A32 cont ASSISTANT MANAGER A32 cont Do you have your key card? GRACE Yes, of course I have my key card. I am a very important guest!! The Assistant Manager watches her, waiting. GRACE I just... left it. I was having breakfast... at Tiffany’s... and I left it there. I’ll go back and get it. Grace hurries out of the elevator. As the doors close behind her, she notices a sign that reads “Vestiaire des Employés - Employee Locker Room”. Grace gets an idea. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 36.

33 INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - BACKSTAGE - DAY 33 The Smurfs have snuck past the guard. They quickly scoot up the ropes and make their way across the rigging. VANITY Oh my Smurf! Look at that stage! The curtains! The lights! (then) I feel a song coming on... Vanity picks up a piece of something (which looks like the Phantom of the Opera mask), takes a deep breath. VANITY (singing a la “Music of the Night”) “Smurfly, gently...” (ALT) (singing a la “Figero”) “Smurf-e-ro! Smurf-e-ro! Smurfero, Smurfero, Smurfero...” Papa and Clumsy stop him. PAPA/CLUMSY Shhh!/What are you doing? VANITY What I was born to do! [NON-SINGING ALT] VANITY Oh my Smurf! Look at that stage! The curtains! The lights! (then) I feel a song coming on... Papa and Clumsy shoves their hands over his mouth. PAPA/CLUMSY Shhh!/What are you doing? GROUCHY This whole thing’s gonna be a smurf- tastrophe. PAPA Now why would you say that? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 36A.

33 cont GROUCHY 33 cont Our names are Grouchy and Clumsy - and he’s got a flower behind his ear. CLUMSY Hey, I’m a hero. You just watch... Just then Clumsy trips and almost falls off the rigging - just catching himself. Grouchy shakes his head. GROUCHY No shame in giving up. Everyone home. (ALT) Like I said. Smurf-tastrophe. They continue towards Gargamel’s dressing room. A33 DOWN BELOW Azrael is sitting in the wings. He SNIFFS. A33 Hmmm. Azrael trots out toward the stage, where Gargamel is poised, about to amaze the crowd with is wand... GARGAMEL All hail! As the great and exceedingly powerful Gargamel unleashes... Just then, Azrael arrives at Gargamel’s feet. MEOW! GARGAMEL What are you doing out here? How dare you! If you have to make a boom-boom, your box is out back. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 37.

A33 cont Azrael MEOWS. A33 cont GARGAMEL You smell something suspicious? Of course you do. I’ve seen where you put your nose. The audience LAUGHS. Gargamel doesn’t like it. GARGAMEL Stop that! Why do you chortle? MAN IN FRONT ROW Le chat est petit! GARGAMEL What? MAN IN FOURTH ROW Usually, in majeek -- zee cats are very big, no? Lions. Tigers... GARGAMEL You make a good point. On the other hand... Silence, knaves! If it is a big cat you crave, allow me to oblige. (then) ALAKAZANIMAL! ZAPPP! POOF! Azrael is twice the size of a tiger. AZRAEL ROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!! Gargamel is freaked for a moment, but quickly recovers as the audience GOES WILD. Gargamel basks in their praise.

34 INT. GARGAMEL’S DRESSING ROOM - CONTINUOUS 34 The Naughties are discussing how to crack Smurfette. VEXY We need to come up with some ingenious way to get Smurfette talking. Got any ideas? HACKUS (”thinking hard”) Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 38.

34 cont VEXY 34 cont Never mind. I forgot you were... you. ANGLE ON SMURFETTE - she is pushing against the wall of the vase, moving it slowly towards the edge of the table. VEXY Alright, here’s my plan. We trick her into being naughty. Use all her goodness against her. Once that happens, she’ll feel like one of us and then... Smurfette has pushed the vase half off the edge. Before she can slip out it TOPPLES over, SHATTERING on the ground. The Naughties stop and turn just in time to see Smurfette leaping through an AIR VENT. VEXY Oh, no. Get her!

35 INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY 35 Gargamel is still on stage with Big Azrael. He can’t get a volunteer from the crowd. GARGAMEL Oh, come now. One volunteer to stick their head in the little kitty’s mouth. He just ate. There’s a very good chance you’ll survive. At the very worst, lose an ear or get a bad haircut. Anyone? Spotlights scour the crowd. No one raises their hand.

A35 INT. EXIT TUNNEL - DAY A35 Patrick backs up to avoid the spotlight - and BUMPS into someone. He turns, it’s... VICTOR (whispering) Hey, how’s it going? PATRICK (shocked) Blue! How did you--? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 38A.

A35 cont Blue stands next to Victor, messily eating a Nutella A35 cont crepe.

VICTOR Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, Blue and I couldn’t let you roll solo on this. I know you and I have had our differences, but when we face danger (ALT. on foreign soil), we’re all Americans.

PATRICK What does that even mean?? VICTOR Three generations of proud Doyle men, standing shoulder to shoulder - even though we’re all different heights and what not. PATRICK We are not Doyle men. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 39.

A35 cont VICTOR A35 cont Winslow-hyphen-Doyle. You got a real bee in your bonnet about the whole name thing. PATRICK You have to go. VICTOR After we get the Smurfette girl. B35 Before Patrick can stop him Victor STEPS OUT into the aisle. B35 Gargamel is on stage, still trying to coax a volunteer. GARGAMEL (to crowd) Trust me, eventually he coughs up everything he eats. Victor calls to him. VICTOR Yo! Magic man! The SPOTLIGHT hits Victor as he marches down the aisle. VICTOR Hand over the Smurfette. GARGAMEL You -- What did you say? VICTOR Are you deaf? [alt: are ye hard of hearing?] You heard me!. Give me the Smurfette. Now! GARGAMEL Who are you? How dare you! (raising wand to fire) ALAKAZ.... PATRICK DUCK! GARGAMEL (firing) Duck! (then questioning) Duck? Gargamel FIRES THE BLUE BEAM which hits Victor and - ZZZZAP - sure enough - transforms him into A DUCK. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 39A.

B35 cont VICTOR B35 cont Uh-oh. I’m a duck and I’m in France. I don’t like where this is headed. (ALT) Alright. I did not see that one coming. The audience APPLAUDS. PATRICK NO! The spotlight swings over to PATRICK. Gargamel recognizes him immediately. GARGAMEL Great Merlin’s beard! I remember you! Patrick turns his back to protect Blue as Gargamel - ZAPS! - him. Patrick lets go of Blue as he’s levitated up over the crowd. APPLAUSE. Blue watches, DELIGHTED. BLUE Daddy can fly! Daddy can fly! Go Daddy! Go! PATRICK (feigning “fun” for Blue) Love you, son! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 40.

B35 cont GARGAMEL B35 cont It appears we have a volunteer after all, ladies and gentlemen. (ALT) It appears we have a volunteer at last, ladies and gentlemen. (then) Open wide, Azrael. Gargamel moves Patrick towards big Azrael who OPENS HIS MOUTH and ROARS! -- the audience is GOING WILD.

36 INT. GARGAMEL’S DRESSING ROOM - DAY 36 The Smurfs fall in from the open transom window. Clumsy lands and immediately busts into a series of crazy, Bruce- Lee, kung-fu ninja moves - feet and hands flying everywhere. CLUMSY Who-ya! Ki-waka!! Clumsy kicks too high - his feet fly out and - OOOFF! - he falls on his back. GROUCHY Good work, Clumsy. You just lost a fight to an empty room.

37 INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY 37 Patrick is floating down the aisle, about to go into Azrael’s mouth when - Victor/Duck comes FLYING WILDLY at Gargamel. VICTOR (DUCK) (yelling) Put him down!!! (ALT) You’re going down! Victor/Duck flies into Gargamel’s face, knocking him down and breaking his energy beam’s hold on Patrick.

Patrick CRASHES onto the stage in front of giant Azrael. As Azreal is about to gobble Patrick, an errant wand blast TRANSFORMS Azreal back to normal size. Gargamel aims at Victor/Duck... GARGAMEL Cursed duck! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 40A.

37 cont ...but Patrick GRABS Victor the duck and DIVES off the stage.37 cont Dodging Gargamel’s wand blasts, Patrick scoops up Blue and exits to safety. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 41.

37 cont There’s a moment of stunned silence, then the audience 37 cont JUMPS TO THEIR FEET AND APPLAUDS. GARGAMEL Uh... And that’s all the show we have time for today. Goodbye! Gargamel BOWS -- then exits in a hurry.

38 INT. GARGAMEL’S DRESSING ROOM - DAY 38 The Smurfs search the room. Grouchy finds the hidden panel. GROUCHY There’s some sort of hidden passage here. Papa helps Grouchy slide it open. SPIRAL STAIRS lead down into darkness. Vanity comes over and peers in. VANITY (to Grouchy) Rage before Beauty. (ALT) Oooh, mysterious! Meanwhile, Clumsy is on the table. He steps on Gargamel’s TABLET. It COMES TO LIFE with a picture of Gargamel. CLUMSY Ahhh! Freaked, Clumsy trips. The tablet falls to the ground - face up. They all look at it - Gargamel’s face glaring at them. PAPA It’s some sort of magic window. Just then they hear footsteps approaching. PAPA Quickly, Smurfs. Hide it. They all hurry down into the trap door (taking the tablet with them) as Gargamel and Azrael enter. Gargamel seems extremely on edge. GARGAMEL Naughties? Smurfette? Where are you?! Your Papa's back! A38 BEHIND THE HIDDEN DOOR A38 SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 42.

A38 cont CLUMSY A38 cont (whispering, shocked) Her “Papa”??? Papa’s face flares with anger. Just then the trap door opens. The Smurfs back into the shadows as Gargamel looks around. GARGAMEL Are you down there?!! Nothing. WHAM! Gargamel drops the door and the Smurfs FALL DOWN THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE. B38 UP ABOVE Gargamel turns to Azrael. B38 GARGAMEL They must have retreated to the hotel. AZRAEL MEOWS. Gargamel snaps back at him. GARGAMEL Of course, we’re running out of time! If Patrick of New Yorkshire is here... Papa can’t be far behind. Gargamel and Azrael exit.

39 INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - CONTINUOUS 39 Clumsy taps the tablet and the LIGHT FROM THE SCREEN ILLUMINATES... the sewer under the Opera House - massive tunnels, tiled walls. And in the center of it all... a HUGE TERRIFYING MACHINE -- rows and rows of Smurf-sized containers... tubes that lead to a GIGANTIC VAT. VANITY Oh my Smurf. PAPA It’s a giant smurfalator. GROUCHY Why’s it so big? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 43.

39 cont CLUMSY 39 cont Guys... Clumsy holds up the tablet. We see “PHASE 10: TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF SMURF VILLAGE”. They all stare HORRIFIED by the image of the smoldering village. VANITY (backhand to forehead) Need a catch please. Vanity FAINTS - falling backwards into Grouchy’s arms.

40 EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY 40 Smurfette hurries down an alley trying to get away. She sees the Naughties enter the alley behind her. She runs faster.

41 EXT. OPERA HOUSE/STAGE DOOR - DAY 41 Gargamel and Azrael come out the stage door. Gargamel sees the awaiting crowd. GARGAMEL Why is no one kneeling? Haven’t we been over this, people? Gargamel ZAPS the crowd. They FALL to their knees in unison. Azrael gives Gargamel a look. GARGAMEL (to Azrael) It doesn’t mean as much if I have to keep doing it myself. I want them to want to kneel.

42 INT. GARGAMEL’S CARRIAGE - DAY 42 Azrael rolls his eyes as they get into the carriage. Gargamel sits and then... ODILE (O.S.) Senor Gargamel... ODILE is sitting opposite him in the carriage, her long beautiful legs crossed in front of her. GARGAMEL (shocked) What are you doing here? (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 43A. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) 42 cont And why are you displaying your 42 cont legs in this fashion? (ALT) Why are your legs so long? ODILE Did you think that you could escape to France and avoid me? We had a deal. GARGAMEL What deal? I have urgent matters to attend to. Be gone with you! ODILE You promised to share your secret beauty formula with me. Remember? Odile MOVES NEXT TO HIM. ODILE For one day, your incredible formula transformed my mother back into a ravishing beauty. Now, my clients are all begging for it. Even my teenage daughter wants to try it... And she’s like me... Odile seductively plays with what little hair he has. ODILE ... she always gets what she wants. Gargamel perks up. He grabs Odile’s hand to stop her from playing with his hair. GARGAMEL You have a stubborn, intractable daughter? ODILE You have no idea. GARGAMEL Suddenly you are of interest to me. (to driver) Onward horseman! (to driver) Giddy-up, horseman! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 44.

43 EXT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY 43 As the carriage pulls away the CAMERA HOLDS and we see... Patrick coming out of the Opera House holding Blue and being trailed by Victor/Duck. NOTE: JUST AS VICTOR IS UNKEMPT AND SLOVENLY AS A HUMAN, SO IS HE IN DUCK FORM - LOOSE FEATHERS, FOOD PARTICLES ON HIS BILL, ETC. PATRICK We had a deal. Didn’t we have a deal? You were going to watch Blue in the hotel. VICTOR (DUCK) What are you so cross about? I’m the duck. PATRICK Because you’re always barging in and ruining everything. You're like a walking disaster. VICTOR (DUCK) Look me in the eyes and say that. PATRICK I can't. VICTOR (DUCK) That’s right. ‘Cause it’s not true. PATRICK No, because your eyes are on the sides of your head! VICTOR (DUCK) Ah! All the better for me to see your disrespect. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 45.

43 cont Victor turns his head and GLARES AT HIM WITH ONE EYE. 43 cont Patrick shakes his head and keeps walking. PATRICK Could you please hurry up? VICTOR (DUCK) Hey, I’m waddling as fast as I can, alright? Maybe if you laid out a trail of bread crumbs, I might be inclined to walk faster. (ALT) Quack, quack. I can’t go any quacker.

A43 EXT. SIDE OF OPERA HOUSE - DAY A43 Patrick rounds a corner - and SEES THE SMURFS climbing out of a sewer grate with the Sony tablet. He hurries over. PATRICK Papa! What happened? PAPA We must find Smurfette quickly. Gargamel is hatching a terrible, terrible plan. Grouchy can’t help but notice... GROUCHY What’s with the duck? PATRICK No, that’s Victor. Gargamel turned him into a giant duck. GROUCHY Bad country to be walking around in as a duck. VICTOR That’s what I said. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 45A.

44 EXT. SMALL PARIS SIDE STREET - DAY 44 Smurfette is running down a small street. She reaches the intersection and stops. In front of her is a bustling Paris square - shops, people, buses, scooters. She’s overwhelmed. The pursuing Naughties finally catch up. Vexy NODS TO HACKUS. She points to an old fashioned European CANDY STORE across the street. VEXY Go get yourself in trouble. Even you can manage that. HACKUS Trouble! Trouble! Hackus love trouble! Hackus scurries off as Vexy approaches Smurfette. VEXY Hey Blondie, where are you going? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 46.

44 cont Smurfette stares blankly - lost. Finally realizing she’s 44 cont got nothing... no one. SMURFETTE Leave me alone. VEXY Aren’t you tired of being alone? (then) I don’t know how you did it, living in that village. I could never stay somewhere I didn’t belong. Smurfette looks at her. Someone who understands? VEXY Look, Smurfette. I didn’t kidnap you... I brought you home. Smurfette studies Vexy. Could she really mean well? Suddenly they hear SCREAMS. Vexy looks into the Candy Store where she sees CHAOS - customers fleeing. In the middle of it all is HACKUS - SWINGING AROUND ON A GIANT LICORICE WHIP - being chased by the CANDYMAN - with a huge WOODEN CUTTING BOARD in his hand. Hackus shoots gum balls out of his mouth like a water sprinkler -- “phoomp! phoomp! phoomp!” Then ‘chachachacha,’ he resumes from his starting point. BAM BAM BAM: Hackus fires, machine-gum style, into a huge jar of jawbreakers which SHATTERS, sending little balls all over the floor. Candyman YELPS as his feet go every-which-way. He sails out of frame with an O.S. CRASH. Unfortunately, Hackus’ own gumball “recoil” sends him flying backwards, hard into a bowl of nuts... HACKUS Oooh! Right in the nuts. He struggles in vain to climb out. BACK OUTSIDE Vexy turns to Smurfette. VEXY Smurfette! He’s gonna be killed! We have to help! SMURFETTE But... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 46aA.

44 cont VEXY 44 cont I thought you were supposed to be good? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 46A.

44 cont Vexy races into the Candy Store. Smurfette hesitates, 44 cont confused. WHOSE SIDE IS SHE ON? Then her innate compassion kicks in - and she rushes in. VEXY SMILES. Got her!

45 INT. CANDY STORE - CONTINUOUS 45 As the customers clear out of the store, the Candyman with the cutting board is now joined by a YOUNGER HELPER. The Candyman wields his spatula, the Younger Helper a frosting gun. They’ve got Hackus cornered. Smurfette enters the shop and sees a SPOON ON THE COUNTER. She gets on one end and yells... SMURFETTE Vexy! Vexy understands. VEXY Oooh, naughty! Vexy jumps on the other end of the spoon, launching Smurfette in the air. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 47.

45 cont Smurfette lands on a JELLY FILLED DONUT. The jelly SQUIRTS 45 cont OUT -right into the Candyman’s eyes. He STUMBLES backwards and FALLS into some pans and trays. Smurfette then picks up a RUBBER SPATULA and whirls it at the young helper. It causes him to misfire the frosting gun into the face of the Candyman - who crashes into some shelves - taking out both of them. Smurfette looks at Vexy and points - teamwork. Vexy points back - WOW! This girl’s got game! Smurfette grabs Hackus and they JUMP onto a cart - which starts rolling. Hackus SNUGGLES INTO HER lovingly as Vexy RUNS and LEAPS on. The cart ROLLS OUT THE BACK DOOR.

46 EXT. ALLEY - DAY 46 VEXY Nice move - stealing a cart! SMURFETTE I didn’t steal it! VEXY It’s not yours, is it? HACKUS Naughty, naughty, naughty! VEXY See, maybe we’re not so different after all? (ALT) See? You’re just like us. Smurfette has no answer. She looks conflicted. Could Vexy be right?

47 INT. GARGAMEL’S CARRIAGE - CONTINUOUS 47 Gargamel is riding in his carriage with Odile. GARGAMEL Tell me how you bend this horrible daughter of yours to your will. (ALT) Tell me how you bend this horrible daughter of yours to your will - without killing her, of course. (then) Yet. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 48.

47 cont ODILE 47 cont (moving in close) As soon as you give me your secret formula... GARGAMEL Look, if anyone is going to get a secret formula, it is I! ODILE What are you talking about? A47 Just then Azrael SPOTS the Naughties and Smurfette A47 rolling out of the alley in the cart. Azreal MEOWS. 47 cont GARGAMEL 47 cont Not now, Azrael. Azrael MEOWS again. “Not now!” MEOW! “Not now!” MEOW! “Not now!” Azrael and Gargamel get into a human/cat SLAP FIGHT until Gargamel grabs Azrael and throws him OUT OF THE CARRIAGE. Gargamel continues with Odile. GARGAMEL Now, back to your evil spawn.

48 EXT. STREET - DAY 48 The cart with Smurfette and the Naughties comes flying out of the alley, hits a curb, and flips. Smurfette and the Naughties fall right into... a big MUD PUDDLE. Hackus takes a slurp of the mud. HACKUS Yum, pudding. SMURFETTE That’s not pudding! It’s mud. HACKUS Yum, mud. He goes back for more. Just then, they hear a HISS. They look up and see... AZRAEL! - who POUNCES. They dive out of the way as Azrael lands SPLAT in the mud puddle. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 49.

49 EXT. TUILERIES FOUNTAIN - DAY 49 Up ahead Smurfette spots a high fashion maternity shoot; two FRENCH MODELS DRESSED LIKE STORKS are holding “bundled babies”. Three or four ACTUAL STORKS stands near them. SNAP, SNAP, SNAP. They’re posing, puckering, etc. SMURFETTE Quick! Get on the storks! They run down the street. Smurfette and Vexy leap onto one stork. Hackus - always confused - LEAPS ONTO THE BACK OF ONE OF THE STORK-CLAD MODELS. HACKUS Hackus! Hackus! Hackus! The Model FREAKS and SCREAMS, swatting frantically at the creature on her back. Vexy shakes her head. VEXY Can you believe we’re related to him? SMURFETTE Well... It’s nice to be related to someone. (then) No, Hackus! A real stork! The storks start FLAPPING and TAKE OFF. Hackus leaps from his terrified Model onto an empty stork - but he’s facing the wrong way. The two storks SAIL into the sky.

A49 EXT. PARIS SKIES - DAY A49 They soar over the city. The Naughties look down. They’ve never done anything like this. They’re blown away. VEXY I can see forever!! HACKUS (hiding his eyes) It’s like flying! Smurfette shakes her head in disbelief. VEXY Did you do this a lot back in Smurf Village with your sisters? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 49aA.

A49 cont SMURFETTE A49 cont Lots of flying. Never had a sister. (ALT 1) Lots of flying. No sisters. Well, there was my girlfriend in this realm... (ALT 2) Lots of flying. No sisters. But there was my best friend Grace... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 49A.

A49 cont VEXY A49 cont (cuts her off) Well, you’ve got one now! (ALT) Well, you’ve got a sister now! Vexy smiles and swoops her stork down. Hackus’ stork follows. The endless skyline before her, Smurfette hesitates a beat before joining in. HACKUS Hackus happy! Hackus happy! Seeing him still riding backwards, Smurfette dives after him. SMURFETTE Turn around! Before you get yourself killed! Hackus awkwardly does as he’s told, just missing a crash. HACKUS (re: going forward) Oooooh! More like flying! Smurfette save Hackus! Hackus glad! VEXY That’s twice now. Smurfette tries to ignore Vexy as they approach Île des Cygnes where Smurfette sees the MINI STATUE OF LIBERTY. They fly by. SMURFETTE (re: Statue of Liberty) Wow! They’ve got these everywhere!

50 INT. GARGAMEL’S CARRIAGE - DAY 50 Odile is taking a different approach with Gargamel. ODILE So this daughter of yours is making you blue? GARGAMEL No, no, no! She’s not making anything blue. That’s the problem. I’ve tried yelling, hypnosis, crushing her dreams, yet she remains unyielding. It makes me want to... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 49AA.

50 cont ODILE 50 cont Cry? GARGAMEL Flush her down the toilet. And soon her tiny, bearded step-father will be here to ruin everything! ODILE Have you tried ... kindness? GARGAMEL Kindness? ODILE Some praise maybe. A gift? Even the most stubborn of us would respond to that. Don’t you think... (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 50. ODILE (CONT'D) 50 cont (gagging) 50 cont ...my strappingly handsome genius? GARGAMEL Hmmm. Bribery and flattery to soften her stoney heart. Counter- intuitive, yes...but it just might work. HARD CUT TO: ODILE Good. Now, your turn. What is the secret to staying beautiful? GARGAMEL You’re a cunning wench and you’ve served me well. Allow me to express my heartfelt appreciation.

51 EXT. PARIS STREET - DAY 51 WIDE SHOT of the passing carriage. The door opens and... ODILE is TOSSED OUT. She sits up in the street as the carriage continues on. ODILE Why must all the geniuses be lunatics? (ALT) Ay! The streets of Paris are even harder than I remember.

52 INT. QUAINT HOTEL - PATRICK AND GRACE’S SUITE - DAY 52 A simple two bedroom suite. Patrick, Blue, and the Smurfs enter. Grace is there, still wearing the skirt-suit. GRACE How’d it go? GROUCHY How do I think it went? I’m with Mr. Stumble-bumble and Johnny Goodhair. Let’s just say, it was a complete smurf-wreck. (ALT) It was a complete smurf-wreck. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 51.

52 cont CLUMSY 52 cont No it wasn’t. We didn’t find Smurfette, but at least we know Gargamel’s plan. PATRICK He took her because she knows the secret to turning his fake pale Smurfs blue. PAPA He’d be able to make enough essence to rule the world. VANITY And obliterate Smurf Village. GROUCHY It’s the smurfin’ Smurf-ocalypse! (ALT) It’s smurfin’ Smurf-ageddon. GRACE But Smurfette would never tell him. CLUMSY Never. Right, Papa? Papa looks WORRIED, but TRIES TO HIDE IT. PAPA (hiding his concern) Uh... Of course not. There’s nothing to worry about there. GRACE (looking around) Where’s Vic? PATRICK Oh, right... Patrick crosses to the window. PATRICK They wouldn’t let him through the lobby so he’s flying up. Huh? Patrick opens the window and Victor/Duck walks in off the sill. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 52.

52 cont VICTOR (DUCK) 52 cont Hey, Gracie. Give us a hug, darlin’. Victor/Duck opens his wings wide - a few feathers fall off. Grace stares, shocked. BLUE Grampa Vicster is a duck! PATRICK Gargamel zapped him. GRACE (to Papa) Can you turn him back? PAPA It’s a transformation spell. It can only last so long. VICTOR (DUCK) Everybody, relax. It’s not a problem. But if you see me lay an egg, it’s just between us. GRACE You don’t seem very upset. VICTOR (DUCK) It’s not in a duck's nature to get upset. We like to let things... roll off our backs. PATRICK Seriously? You actually said that? PAPA That’s very smurfy of him. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 53.

52 cont VICTOR (DUCK) 52 cont Thank you. (to Patrick) The little Santa Claus-smurf appreciates me. Maybe someday you’ll learn to appreciate my smurfy qualities too... PATRICK I’m not having this conversation with a duck. Patrick SNEEZES. PATRICK And now I’m catching a cold. GROUCHY Of course you are! Everything that can go wrong, will. It’s Smurfy’s Law! CLUMSY Would you stop being so negative? GROUCHY I’m not negative. I’m just saying... Vanity HOLDS HIS MIRROR UP for Grouchy to see himself. GROUCHY (into mirror) ...we’re in a hopeless situation we’ll never get out of and we’re definitely gonna be miserable or dead for the rest of our lives! (then, re: himself) Holy Smurf! I’m a downer! VICTOR (DUCK) Listen to me, Grouchy-fella. Nobody ever accomplished anything positive by being negative. Okay? PAPA That’s a good one. I like that. All the Smurfs agree “Good saying!” “Very clever!”. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 53A.

52 cont VICTOR (DUCK) 52 cont Thank you. I just made that up... What am I talking about? It’s from a calendar I keep on my desk. I send one to Patrick every year, but he never lets on he gets them. PAPA That’s not nice, Master Winslow, you should thank people for gifts. Patrick reacts incredulously. VANITY Hey, everybody, let’s sing a song. Victor joins in the La-La-lala-la song. Patrick rolls his eyes, then turns to Grace. PATRICK How ‘bout you? Any luck finding Gargamel’s room? GRACE Yeah. He’s on the 5th floor. In the Napoleon Suite. And here’s the good news. (proud of herself) I borrowed a waiter’s outfit for you - complete with a security card for the elevator. PATRICK How’d you manage that? GRACE The Plaza Athenee laundry room was paid a little visit by Audrey Hepburn’s granddaughter - international apparel inspector... (with a flourish) ...”Madamoiselle Doolittle!” SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 54.

52 cont Patrick stares at her confused. 52 cont GRACE I’m like smurfin’ Meryl Streep. ANGLE ON Papa looking out the window. A deep breath, then... PAPA I hope our Smurfette’s okay.

53 EXT. SKY - DAY 53 Smurfette and the Naughties are flying over the city. The time of their lives. Smurfette sees Hackus is about to fall off... SMURFETTE Hackus! Smurfette leaps onto the stork with Hackus and rights it. Hackus wraps his arms around Smurfette and holds on. HACKUS (hugging Smurfette) Smurfette soft. Vexy calls to Smurfette. VEXY Hey, you wanna race? SMURFETTE That depends. You wanna lose? Vexy gets a devilish look in her eye. VEXY Oh, it’s on! Vexy SWOOPS her stork down. SMURFETTE (to Hackus) Hold on tight. HACKUS (delighted) Okay. Hackus nuzzles into Smurfette blissfully as Smurfette giggles and swoops after Vexy. The two girls lead each other through an unbelievable FLYING OBSTACLE COURSE RACE slaloming through the incredible sights of Paris. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 55.

53 cont Along the way, Hackus gets ice cream in the face, doused 53 cont by a fountain, and somehow ends up wearing a skirt.

54 OMITTED 54

55 EXT. RUE MONTORGUEIL - DAY 55 In the market street, Gargamel hurries down the sidewalk. GARGAMEL (muttering to himself) Kindness... gifts... He’s stopped by a WOMAN selling CHOCOLATES. WOMAN SELLING CHOCOLATES Du chocolat pour votre fille? GARGAMEL Out of my way, hag! (then, to self again) Kindness... kindness... WHUF! He shoves her aside. At the next stall is an angel- faced GIRL holding beautiful FLOWERS. FLOWER GIRL Des fleurs, monsieur? GARGAMEL Aww, what a delightful, gibberish- blathering [-spewing] urchin. (then) Can’t you see I’m thinking of kindness?! You meddlesome little troll! Gargamel pushes past the girl, looking from shop to shop. GARGAMEL What the devil does one give to express kindness?! He turns and sees something in A TOY STORE WINDOW. Gargamel lights up. GARGAMEL Ahhh. What young woman’s heart wouldn’t be won by that? (alt) Ah! What daughter of mine doesn’t dream of that?! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 55A.

55 cont In the display is a “Gargamania Junior Magic Kit” complete 55 cont with a Gargamel action figure and Junior Wand. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 56.

56 INT. QUAINT HOTEL - BEDROOM - DAY 56 Patrick is putting on the waiter’s uniform as he complains to Grace. PATRICK He had no business being there. GRACE He was just trying to help. PATRICK Getting turned into a duck is not a help. And why are you taking his side? GRACE Look Patrick, I grew up in Northern Canada. I didn’t have a relative for a thousand miles. I used to make pretend brothers and sisters out of snow. Then every spring I had to watch my extended family melt. PATRICK (mumbling) I wish Vic would melt. Or molt. (alt) Ooooh. Maybe Vic will melt. Or molt. GRACE Look, I get it. Victor is loud and pushy and has some big time boundary issues. But he’s here, isn’t he? He shows up. PATRICK Whether you want him to or not. GRACE Well I always heard showing up was 90% of the job. Lots of fathers don’t even do that. PATRICK He’s not my father. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 57.

56 cont GRACE 56 cont Well that’s too bad, because it pretty much leaves you without one. Grace exits into the living room. Patrick takes that in for a moment, then follows. We LINGER to reveal: Victor the Duck waddles in from the balcony, his wings sag. This is one slight that won’t roll off his back. 57 IN THE LIVING ROOM Patrick rallies the Smurfs. 57 PATRICK Alright, guys. Game on. Grace picks up Blue. GRACE I’ll stay here with Blue. PATRICK And Vic. VICTOR (DUCK) Actually... PATRICK No “actually’s”. And this time I mean it! (alt:) No “actually’s” Vic. I mean it. Unless you actually stay put. Patrick turns to the others. PATRICK Let’s go. They all head for the door. GROUCHY We’re gonna get Smurfette this time. One hundred percent guaranteed! Everyone stops. They turn and look at Grouchy. PAPA What did you just say, Grouchy? GROUCHY Don’t call me Grouchy anymore. (ALT) (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 57A. GROUCHY (CONT'D) 57 cont No longer shall I be called 57 cont Grouchy. (cont) I am changing my tune. From now on... (hands on hips) ...I am Positive Smurf. ALT: GROUCHY (hands on hips, throws shoulders back) ...I am Positive Smurf! (then) Ow, I hurt my back. PAPA You’ll get the hang of it. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 58.

58 INT. PLAZA ATHENEE HOTEL - SERVICE AREA - AFTERNOON 58 Azrael enters, wet and muddy. A BELL MAN spots him. BELL MAN Ah, le chat VIP. Please, I will take you to your room. The Bell Man leads Azrael to the elevator. They pass a telephone that rings. A HOTEL DESK CLERK answers. HOTEL DESK CLERK Room service.

59 INT. CAB - CONTINUOUS 59 Patrick and the Smurfs are in a Toyota cab. Patrick is on his cell doing an eerily good Gargamel impersonation. PATRICK (DOING GARGAMEL) ...Listen well, you slack-jawed knave. HOTEL CLERK Hello, Monsieur Gargamel. PATRICK (DOING GARGAMEL) I want ale, curds and blistered meats sent to my room in ten minutes - or I will turn you into a legless tree sloth! Patrick hangs up. He looks over at the Smurfs. PATRICK How was that... (chillingly well) Smurrrrrfs?? Clumsy and Grouchy shudder and cower behind Papa. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 58A.

59 cont PATRICK 59 cont Guys, relax. I’m just messing (ALT: smurfing) with you. PAPA That is just not funny, Master Winslow.

60 INT. QUAINT HOTEL - PATRICK AND GRACE’S SUITE - AFTERNOON 60 The CAMERA PANS across the open bedroom door. Inside we see Grace and Blue have fallen asleep. The CAMERA LANDS on Victor/Duck, who standing on the coffee table, bored to death. He’s FLIPPING THROUGH THE DRINK COASTERS that have various pictures of waterfowl. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 59.

60 cont VICTOR (DUCK) 60 cont Duck. Duck. Duck. Goose. Just then something catches his eye on the rug by the door. He waddles over to find... THE KEY CARD. Oh no! It must’ve fallen out of the uniform! VICTOR (DUCK) Whoa! Patrick’s key card. He’s gonna need this. Victor looks at the open window. VICTOR (DUCK) I’ll show him I’m more than just some...eccentric waterfowl!

61 INT. PLAZA ATHENEE - KITCHEN - AFTERNOON 61 Patrick enters the HUGE BUSTLING KITCHEN dressed as a waiter. He finds a food cart marked “MSSR GARGAMEL. SUITE NAPOLEON.” PATRICK Le bingo. (ALT) Bingo. He discretely pushes the cart out the double doors into... A61 THE SERVICE HALLWAY where he opens his white coat and the A61 Smurfs slip out. They head for the dome covered food dishes. PATRICK Okay guys, listen. When we get in the room, if there’s any problem... GROUCHY There’s no such thing as problems, my friend. Only smurfitunities. VANITY You’re freaking me out, Grouchy. GROUCHY (angrily) I’m Positive Smurf! They reach the service elevator. Patrick pushes the cart in, takes out his ELEVATOR KEY, swipes it, and hits the top button. Just then... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 60.

A61 cont VICTOR (O.S.) A61 cont Psst. Patrick Winslow-Doyle! Patrick sticks his head out of the elevator and sees Victor/Duck hiding behind a plant. PATRICK What are you doing here? VICTOR (DUCK) Saving your tail feather. Now c’mere! I got something you need for your mission. Patrick stares at him. VICTOR (DUCK) Hurry up. There’s no time to argue! Patrick steps out of the elevator. Victor proudly displays... VICTOR (DUCK) It’s the security card for the elevator. PATRICK (holding up) I have the security card. (re: Victor’s card) That’s our room key. VICTOR (DUCK) Oh. (then) Well, now when you come back, you’ll be able to get in - no problem. Victor slides over the card. VICTOR (DUCK) You’re welcome. Just then the doors to the elevator start to close. Patrick rushes over, but... it’s too late. It’s heading up. PATRICK No! Victor lowers his ducky head with a SIGH. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 60A.

A61 cont Just then a SOUS-CHEF passes, wearing a large set of red A61 cont Beats headphones, head bobbing to the music, and sees a duck behind a plant. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 61.

A61 cont SOUS-CHEF A61 cont (speaking a little too loudly) How did you get out!? We need you for the duck a l’orange! (ALT) How did you get out?! The Sous-Chef grabs Victor/Duck. VICTOR (DUCK) Put me down! The Sous-Chef doesn’t hear Victor over the music in his headphones. VICTOR (DUCK) Hey!!! You wanna piece of me? ....No no no, that’s not what I meant. Sous-Chef continues to the kitchen... right past a sign that reads “SPÉCIALE DE CE SOIR - DUCK A L’ORANGE”. Victor looks back at Patrick wide-eyed. VICTOR (DUCK) Oh sure, it starts with the ducks, but soon, no one is safe! Patrick shakes his head. PATRICK Unbelievable... (ALT) Unduckingbelievable... (alt) What a quack. Patrick doesn’t want to... but he follows after the waiter.

62 EXT. PENTHOUSE FLOOR/HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS 62 DING! The service elevator opens. The food cart sits there. One of the domed lids tilts up and the Smurfs peek out. PAPA Master Winslow? Where are you? Just then a ROOM SERVICE WAITER comes down the hall. The Smurfs quickly drop the dome. The waiter sees the unmanned cart, checks the ticket... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 61A.

62 cont ROOM SERVICE WAITER 62 cont Mssr Gargamel?? Eager not to anger a volatile guest, he pulls the cart from the elevator and pushes it towards the Napoleon suite.

63 EXT. PLAZA ATHENEE - LOBBY - AFTERNOON 63 A happy looking Gargamel approaches the hotel. The DOORMEN is KNEELING to TIE HIS SHOE. He looks up and sees... DOORMEN Monsieur Gargamel. Gargamel stops. He can’t believe someone is finally on his knees. GARGAMEL (re: kneeling) Aargamel the Perfect be praised. Finally. Someone gets me! (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 62. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) 63 cont (then, to a passing 63 cont pedestrian) Is this so hard? Gargamel enters the hotel.

64 INT. GARGAMEL’S SUITE - AFTERNOON 64 The door opens and the Room Service Waiter pushes the cart inside where... a freshly bathed Azrael sits on an ottoman. ROOM SERVICE WAITER ‘Allo, kee-tee. Ere is jour room service. UNDER THE DOMED LID - the Smurfs whisper. PAPA We’re in. VANITY What do we do now? CLUMSY What Gutsy would do: kick blue butt and take names at a later time. Let’s light this fuse! Before the others can object, Clumsy THROWS OFF THE LID and strikes a KARATE POSE... CLUMSY Hiii-yaaa! ...then slips and falls. Azreal and the Waiter see the Smurfs. The WAITER FREAKS. ROOM SERVICE WAITER Ahhhhhhh! Reflexively, the Waiter PUSHES the cart away - then turns and runs for the door. THE CART goes rolling towards the open French doors - but it is too wide to fit through the opening. CLUNK! It slams to a stop in the doorway but the momentum sends all the plates - with the Smurfs on them - SLIDING and CRASHING onto the balcony. A64 Caught in the cascade of food and plates, the Smurfs slide A64 all the way across the balcony, barely catching on to the iron railing to keep from going over the side. Grouchy looks down at the five story drop they barely avoided. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 62A.

A64 cont GROUCHY A64 cont (to Clumsy) Are you smurfin’ kidding me?! You nearly... I mean, good try. Vanity crawls out of the mess, COVERED IN FOOD SLIME. VANITY (disgusted) Oh. My. Smurf. I’m covered in filth. Suddenly, Azrael jumps up on the cart and HISSES! Vanity sees himself reflected in the cat’s eyes. VANITY But I admit, I wear it well. (ALT:) Does anyone have a mint? (off their looks) If this is going to be my last breath, I want it to be fresh. Azrael crouches to pounce. Vanity DIVES BACK into the food and plate wreckage - as do the other Smurfs. Azrael LEAPS AT THEM but in mid-air... two storks come SOARING IN the open French doors and KNOCK Azrael back into the room. B64 IN THE SUITE - storks are flapping madly around the room. One B64 stork knocks a champagne bucket over. It falls on Azrael, TRAPPING HIM UNDERNEATH. SMURFETTE That will do, stork. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 63.

B64 cont Vexy and Smurfette shoo the storks out and then Hackus B64 cont SLAMS the doors shut. The door latch falls into place - LOCKED. Smurfette and the Naughties are caught up in the exuberance of the adventure they just had. VEXY That was awesome! SMURFETTE High fours! Smurfette high-fours Hackus... HACKUS Hackus happy! Hackus happy! BWAMOOOAGAGAMOOGA!!! ...then Smurfette turns to Vexy. She feels connected in a way she hasn’t in a long while. Enjoying the moment, Smurfette pulls Vexy into a hug. Vexy freaks out! VEXY What are you doing?!! SMURFETTE (letting go) I’m just hugging you. Haven’t you ever been hugged? Vexy’s silence says everything. Smurfette steps up and hugs her again. This time, Vexy tentatively alows it. Hackus sees this. HACKUS Hackus hug! Hackus hug! Hackus joins in, too. One big embrace - a true Smurf Hug. C64 ON THE BALCONY the Smurfs emerge again from the food C64 rubble. They see Smurfette for the first time... CLUMSY There she is! ...but she’s hugging the pale Smurfs... GROUCHY What is she doing? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 64.

D64 BACK INSIDE, Smurfette turns and SEES HER REFLECTION IN THE D64 GLASS DOOR -- (it’s like a mirror and she clearly can’t see out onto the balcony) Her clothes are torn and dirty, her hair dark with grit, half-cut off. She FITS IN PERFECTLY. VEXY (re: reflection) See? Now that’s the real you. Smurfette nods. Yeah, maybe it is. E64 ON THE BALCONY Papa and the others watch - shocked. E64 They all try and call to her... SMURFS Smurfette! Smurfette! ...but she can’t hear them. VANITY Wow, she’s really let herself go. PAPA She’s confused. Help me get this door open. GROUCHY It’s called Smurf-holme syndrome. You become sympathetic to your captors. PAPA We have to get to her before she turns!

Papa and the Smurfs rush to the sliding door. Just as... 65 INSIDE the front door of the suite opens and GARGAMEL ENTERS. 65 GARGAMEL (reminding self) Kindness... kindness... kindness... (SHUDDERS, then) Ahem. Little children, Daddy’s home! And he brought presents - in order to express kindness towards you! A65 OUT ON THE BALCONY, the Smurfs freeze. A65 SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 64A.

A65 cont PAPA A65 cont Gargamel! CLUMSY He’s gonna kill her! We have to get her out of there!! They desperately try and open the door, but it’s locked. B65 INSIDE, Gargamel crosses to Smurfette with a wrapped present. B65 GARGAMEL I think we got off on the wrong foot. Happy Birthday, my dear. Seems like only yesterday you were my little gob of clay and assorted putrid ingredients. Smurfette is surprised. SMURFETTE You remembered my birthday? GARGAMEL Of course. We’re family. Families don’t forget things like that. By the way, your little blue step- papa never came, did he? I'm so sorry. That must really sting. Perhaps this little trinket will cheer you up. (handing her the gift) Happy Birthday. C65 OUT ON THE BALCONY - Papa and the others stop. They watch in C65 dismay as Smurfette accepts the gift from Gargamel. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 65.

C65 cont PAPA C65 cont Oh, no.

66 INT. PLAZA ATHENEE - KITCHEN - AFTERNOON 66 Patrick sneaks into a back room storage area. Inside is a pen with a dozen live ducks wandering around. Patrick SNEEZES as he approaches the pen. He tries to identify Victor. PATRICK Alright, if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a corndog... One duck raises its wing. VICTOR Hey, those corndogs put a roof over your head! PATRICK Let’s go. Patrick reaches for Victor. Victor backs off. VICTOR Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about my brothers? We can’t just leave them here - to get eaten. PATRICK You just met them! Victor puts his wings around two ducks. VICTOR This is my flock. I can’t just leave ‘em behind. (ALT) Birds of a feather, my friend. Birds of a feather. (ALT) Where there’s a quill, there’s a way. Patrick clenches his jaw, beyond frustrated.

67 INT. GARGAMEL’S SUITE - AFTERNOON 67 Smurfette is still looking at her wrapped present. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 66.

67 cont GARGAMEL 67 cont Go ahead, my dear. Open your gift. Smurfette hesitates. Hackus can’t stand the anticipation any longer. He dives on the present and starts ripping it open. HACKUS Hackus open! Hackus open! It’s the Gargamel action figure. HACKUS (a la Gargamel) Bow! Kneel! BWAMOOOAGAGAMOOGA!! Smurfette and Vexy laugh. Gargamel is less pleased. GARGAMEL (for Smurfette’s benefit) Ha, ha, ha. Delightful rendition. (then, sotto to Hackus) Keep it up no-neck and I’ll turn you into a cross-eyed newt. Hackus goes quiet. Meanwhile, Smurfette picks up the tiny wand from the gift set and examines it. Gargamel sees her. GARGAMEL Yes. A [ALT: magic] wand of your very own. Do you like it? Oh, silly me. I forgot to turn it on. Gargamel pours one drop of essence into her wand. GARGAMEL There we are. Go on. Don’t be afraid. (ALT ADD) It’s your birthright. Smurfette stares at the wand, then turns it towards Gargamel. SMURFETTE How do you know I won’t use it on you? Gargamel didn’t think of that. He fakes a smile. GARGAMEL How do I... I... (then, composed) Because Smurfette, I am your father. Search your feelings - you know it to be true. (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 66aA. GARGAMEL (CONT'D) 67 cont (ALT) 67 cont You wouldn’t hurt your own father. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 66A.

67 cont She looks at Gargamel, raises the wand... 67 cont A67 ON THE BALCONY the Smurfs watch Smurfette with the wand. A67 GROUCHY She’s gonna zap him! CLUMSY Get him Smurfette! B67 INSIDE, Smurfette, a bit intoxicated, fires at the wet bar. B67 Bottles POP, champagne shoots out everywhere. Everyone CHEERS. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 67.

B67 cont SMURFETTE B67 cont Can you sing the La-La-La song? GARGAMEL I’d rather not. SMURFETTE Please, it’s what I do at home. Gargamel begrudgingly starts to sing. Smurfette suddenly turns and ZAPS the upside down champagne bucket - it flies against the wall. Azrael FALLS OUT - landing on the floor. A beat then - CLONK! - the bucket falls on his head. Everyone LAUGHS again! Gargamel steps up behind Smurfette, holding the wand -- just like in her nightmare. GARGAMEL Wonderful. Wonderful. (then) You truly are daddy’s little girl. (ALT) See, Smurfette. Don’t you feel at home? C67 ON THE BALCONY the Smurfs can’t believe their eyes. C67 CLUMSY (despairing) Papa, what’s happening? D67 INSIDE Smurfette takes aim at the giant mirror on the wall. D67 E67 ON THE BALCONY Papa can see Smurfette’s reflection in the E67 mirror. It looks like SHE’S POINTING THE WAND RIGHT AT THEM. PAPA No! F67 Smurfette fires. The BOLT OF ENERGY RICOCHETS off the mirror F67 and shoots through the glass doors - right into the Smurfs. G67 The SMURFS GO SAILING BACKWARDS - off the balcony... G67

68 EXT. BACK DOORS - PLAZA ATHENEE - LATE AFTERNOON 68 The hotel service doors open. A GAGGLE OF DUCKS RUSHES/FLIES out. Behind them is an angry Patrick carrying Victor/Duck. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 67aA.

68 cont VICTOR 68 cont Take to the skies lads! Free at last! Free at last! PATRICK What are you? Martin Luther Wing? (ALT) Shake a tail feather. We wouldn’t be in this mess without you. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 67A.

68 cont VICTOR (DUCK) 68 cont Don’t lecture me, Mr. Patrick I- don't-ever-make-any-mistakes-hyphen- Doyle. (ALT) Oh that’s right. Make a joke of it, Mister “masking-his-fear-of-things- not-going-exactly-as-planned”- hyphen-Doyle. (ALT 2) Oh, that’s it. Joke it up, funny boy. But I’m proud as a peacock to be a freedom flighter! Just then WE HEAR SCREAMS from above. Patrick and Victor look up to see Papa, Clumsy, and Grouchy FALLING from the balcony. VICTOR (DUCK) What the QUACK is that?! He points his wing. WOOMF. It turns to a hand. VICTOR Uh oh. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 68.

A68 As he glides underneath them suddenly his body begins to A68 TWITCH and QUIVER then... POOF! - the rest of him is transformed back into HUMAN FORM - except now he’s butt naked. B68 The Smurfs land on Victor’s back, but his trajectory B68 redirects them and they all sail directly into... a HUGE LAUNDRY BIN - full of dirty sheets and towels. ANGLE ON VICTOR - his mid-section covered by the laundry. VICTOR What happened? Papa, Clumsy and Grouchy pop up from out of the laundry. We hear a muffled “Hellooo!”. Victor reaches down and pulls out... Vanity, looking completely disheveled. VANITY Oh, the ignominy. (ALT 1) Oh, the shame. (ALT 2) (to others, admonishing) This never happened. (ALT 3) AVERT your eyes! I’m hideous! Hideou-- (adjust hat) That’s better. Quite nice actually. Security guards chase them away.

69 INT. GARGAMEL’S SUITE - LATE AFTERNOON 69 The Naughties are with Smurfette on one side of the room - still trying out her wand. Meanwhile Azrael, still a little groggy, approaches Gargamel and MEOWS. GARGAMEL What do you mean “Smurfs were here”? In THIS ROOM? Why didn’t you say so? Azrael gives him a look. Gargamel glances over at Smurfette. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 68A.

69 cont GARGAMEL 69 cont She mustn’t learn of this. We have to get her away from here - and obtain the formula - NOW! (calling to her sweetly) Smurfette, are you ready to go celebrate, my dear?

70 INT. QUAINT HOTEL SUITE - EVENING 70 Patrick is with Grace in the living area, in the middle of a heated conversation. PATRICK We were this close to getting Smurfette back. Now, who knows what Gargamel’s doing with her? All thanks to that walking Korn-dog disaster. GRACE Okay, indoor voice. And remember to breathe... PATRICK I want him gone! GRACE Patrick, he’s your dad. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 69.

70 cont PATRICK 70 cont Nope. That’s one thing he’s not! VICTOR (O.S.) He’s right, Grace. They turn and see Victor who’s emerged from the bedroom fully dressed. VICTOR I’m not his father. His real father left and started a new family. And he’s been mad [ALT: chewed up] about it ever since. PATRICK (stop it) Okay, you know what-- you can just stop right there. (alt:) Whoa... VICTOR And so he should be - but I can’t take the brunt of it anymore. (ALT) And well he might [be] - but I can’t take the brunt of it anymore. PATRICK Hey, I never asked you to come barging into my life, okay?. I didn’t ask you to marry my mother. Or take away Zeus... VICTOR Zeus? The pigeon? PATRICK The parrot. My parrot. Taken away because you were allergic. VICTOR Whoa! I was not allergic to that bird. PATRICK Yes you were! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 69A.

70 cont VICTOR 70 cont No, I wasn't! (long beat...this is really hard for him to say) You were! PATRICK What? VICTOR Yeah. That’s right. It got so bad. Every day you were wheezing. But your mother and I knew it would break your heart to think the bird had to go away because of you. You already blamed yourself for your father. So I took the heat. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 70.

70 cont PATRICK 70 cont That's a lie. I am not allergic to birds. VICTOR Oh, really? Victor still has some feathers sticking out of his hair, etc. He pulls the feathers and presents them to Patrick. VICTOR Go ahead, big man. Sniff my feathers. (beat) Go ahead. Sniff! Patrick takes the feathers from Victor, and defiantly sniffs - then... ahhh... ahhh... CHOOOO! Patrick stands in shock. VICTOR Yeah! The truth itches, doesn’t it? Patrick doesn’t know what to say. VICTOR Listen to me, Patrick. I loved your mother with all my heart. I took care of Jeannette, and I made her happy. And I chose to love you as my own. I didn’t have to do that! But you were a kid with no father - no hope in your eyes - a big hole in your heart. So I gave you everything I could. But now...I’m done. You made that pretty clear. So here’s my last words of advice. Grow up. Be a man. Stop blaming everyone else for your pain. (indicating Blue) And whatever you do, don’t teach that beautiful son of yours that love is conditional. ‘Cause it’s not. Victor walks over, smiles at Grace, and kisses Blue on the head... BLUE Grampa Vicster. Victor turns and heads for the door. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 71.

70 cont VICTOR 70 cont Good-bye Patrick Winslow. Victor exits. Grace and Blue look to Patrick. GRACE You’re just gonna let him leave? Patrick has no reply. GRACE Wow. Grace takes Blue and heads into the other room. PATRICK (reaching out) Blue... But the door between them closes.

71 EXT. LES TUILERIES GARDENS - NIGHT 71 The grand Ferris wheel of Paris and the other amusements are going full tilt. It’s crowded with tourists from various nations. Gargamel, Smurfette and the Naughties stand together, taking it all in. SMURFETTE There’s a lot of people. GARGAMEL I prefer to call them...“admirers”. (then) ALAKAKNEEL! Gargamel waves his wand and ZAP! - everyone in line for the Ferris wheel FALLS TO THEIR KNEES - parting like the Red Sea - creating a path to the wheel. A lone MIME, doing the “Glass Box,” fails to kneel, and continues his routine. Gargamel ZAPS him into an ACTUAL GLASS BOX. The mime SCREAMS and POUNDS on the glass in vain. Gargamel turns to Smurfette. GARGAMEL Shall we? Gargamel, Smurfette and the Naughties walk through the kneeling people to the entrance of the wheel. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 71aA.

71 cont As they pass, the bowing people recognize Gargamel and get 71 cont excited - “There’s Gargamel” “C’est Magnifique!” “Look at those magical creatures, Mom!” GARGAMEL (ad-libs while walking through crowd) Hello, yes, it’s me. These are my children. Please don’t touch the Naughties... Hello, nice to see you. Don’t look me in the eye, please... It’s my daughter’s birthday. Coming through... Come children, don’t dawdle... What are you looking at? (holds up wand) I have a - how do you say? - fast pass. They reach the wheel’s entrance. Gargamel approaches the Swedish couple in the bottommost car. GARGAMEL Thank you for keeping our seat warm. ALAKAZOUT. Gargamel ZAPS the couple. The car inverts - DUMPING them on the ground. Gargamel, Smurfette and the Naughties get in. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 71A.

71 cont VEXY 71 cont Father, it’s feeding time soon. GARGAMEL Not now! VEXY But Father... GARGAMEL I said not now! (then, to Smurfette) Our fun is just beginning. (then) ALAKAZELEVATE. (ALT) ALAKAZ-UP-WE-GO! Gargamel ZAPS again, and the Ferris wheel starts turning, bringing them to the very top.

A71 EXT. TOP OF THE FERRIS WHEEL - DAY A71 GARGAMEL Why do they call it the Ferret’s Wheel. I see no ferrets. Ahhhh... isn’t this lovely? Just think, Smurfette. With your essence and my magic - there is absolutely nothing we cannot do. (ALT) Oh, isn’t this lovely? Just think, Smurfette. With your secret formula and my magic - there is absolutely nothing we can not do. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 72.

A71 cont SMURFETTE A71 cont Then why are we going so slow? With a mischievous look in her eye, Smurfette uses her wand and ZAPS THE FERRIS WHEEL and... the giant wheel starts to spin faster and faster until CLANG! B71 The wheel BREAKS FREE of its moorings and ROLLS AWAY! B71 GARGAMEL (nervously) Whoa. You really have a flair for this. The people on the wheel SCREAM. The people on the ground SCATTER, avoiding the wheel, as it ROLLS OUT OF THE PARK.

72 EXT. PARIS STREET - NIGHT 72 People are enjoying a balmy summer night in Paris when suddenly they see the giant Ferris wheel ROLLING TOWARDS THEM. They run from the sidewalk cafes and restaurants. The CAMERA lands on a CHINESE FAMILY that stands and watches as the huge wheel thunders by. CHINESE DAD (subtitled) Louvre, schmoovre! Who wants to ride the wheel? The family all raises their hands.

73 EXT. QUAINT HOTEL - BALCONY - NIGHT 73 Papa is on the porch looking out at the lights of the city. Patrick steps out onto the porch, then sees Papa... PATRICK Oh, sorry. I was just... looking for a place to think. PAPA Please join me. I was doing a little thinking myself. Patrick comes outside and leans on the railing next to Papa. PAPA Master Winslow, can I ask you some advice? Papa to papa. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 72A.

73 cont PATRICK 73 cont You want papa advice from me? PAPA Why wouldn’t I? I’ve seen the bond you’ve forged with young Blue. PATRICK I got some good advice once. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 73.

73 cont PAPA 73 cont And now I could use some. It’s about Smurfette. A little secret I’ve kept to myself, something she doesn’t know. See, when I turned her into a Smurf... well, it wasn’t a complete transformation. I worked my strongest magic, but she’s still Gargamel’s creation. Patrick listens as Papa bares his deepest fear. PAPA She’s a Smurf only so long as she chooses to be. She isn’t aware of that. But if she chooses otherwise... well... (shuddering at thought) Do you think I’ve done enough? PATRICK Are you kidding? Gargamel just made her, but you... you made her what she is. You stepped in and loved her as your very own. No one asked you to, but you did. Because you knew she needed you. And that’s... (realizing) That’s a pretty special kind of love. She’s way too smart not to see that. PAPA I hope you’re right. I don’t care where she came from -- I love her just the same. Patrick nods - having a realization of his own. PAPA Thank you, Master Winslow. That was exactly what I needed to hear. Papa heads back inside. Patrick is left alone with his thoughts. Patrick mumbles to himself. PATRICK Me, too. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 73A.

74 INT. QUAINT HOTEL - BATHROOM - NIGHT 74 Clumsy and Grouchy are washing up the sink - filled with sudsy water. Papa bursts in, full of new found energy. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 74.

74 cont PAPA 74 cont Let’s go, Smurfs. GROUCHY Where? PAPA We’re getting Smurfette. We know what Gargamel wants and where he’ll be taking her. CLUMSY But you saw her. She’s one of them now. PAPA You listen to me, Clumsy Smurf. We rise to the amount of love we’re shown and we sink only when that love stops. We didn’t believe in Smurfette because she changed - she changed because we believed in her. And we’re not about to stop now. GROUCHY (to Clumsy) Yeah. Stop being so negative. Grouchy slaps Clumsy “upside” the head. Clumsy nods. CLUMSY My bad. Patrick sticks his head in the bathroom. PAPA Master Winslow! You coming with us? PATRICK (a la Papa in 1st movie) Is a Smurf’s butt blue? Grouchy stands up in the bath, pointing to his tush. GROUCHY You tell me. PAPA C’mon. Let’s get smurfing! MUSIC UP: SIMILAR BEAT TO AC/DC’S - “BACK IN BLACK” SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 75.

75 EXT. OPERA HOUSE - NIGHT 75 The Smurfs stride purposefully out of the mist toward the Opera House. Patrick is armed with a fire poker, and the Smurfs with mini- flashlights. As they arrive at the sewer grate the music screeches to a halt. The grate is now BLOCKED by heavy pallets. VANITY Oh dear. PAPA This is how we came out before. GROUCHY Now what? Clumsy calls from a nearby Smurf-sized storm drain. CLUMSY Over here guys! VANITY But what about Master Winslow? PATRICK You guys go on... (gripping fire poker) I saw a manhole cover back there. I’ll make my way in, you guys find Smurfette and I’ll meet up with you. PAPA You’re a good man, Master Winslow. PATRICK Yeah, well, you’re a good Smurf, Papa. See you soon. The Smurfs head down the storm drain as Patrick jogs away.

76 INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT 76 Gargamel leads the Naughties into his lab. The giant, evil smurfalator is shrouded in darkness. Azrael is already there waiting. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 75aA.

76 cont VEXY 76 cont Why are we coming down here, Father? GARGAMEL We are celebrating your long lost sister’s birthday. We can’t very well end the revelry (ALT: festivities) without... a cake. He waves his wand, candles light on A BIRTHDAY CAKE which floats over and lands right in front of Smurfette. GARGAMEL It’s your favorite, Smurfette - blue velvet. Now, make a wish. Anything your tiny little heart can dream of - it is yours. SMURFETTE Anything? GARGAMEL But of course. Azrael MEOWS in protest. GARGAMEL Well, within reason. We are on somewhat of an “essence budget.” That’s why I need the formula. Smurfette looks at the candles, trying to sort out her confused feelings. She’s happy... but... A76 HIGH UP ABOVE: the Smurfs rappel down using drawstrings onto A76 a FENCED-IN ledge above the lab. They look down and see Smurfette and the others. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 75A.

A76 cont VANITY A76 cont There she is. PAPA Vanity, you come with me. Clumsy and Grouchy - find Master Winslow. CLUMSY (to Grouchy) C’mon partner. We move swiftly like the wind, we become one with the night and arrive before anyone knows we have left. Let’s go! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 76.

A76 cont Clumsy turns to run and... FACE PLANTS. Grouchy shakes A76 cont his head. GROUCHY Sometimes the wind is loud.

77 EXT. BACK STREET NEAR OPERA HOUSE - NIGHT 77 Patrick is in the middle of a quiet street trying to pry open a MANHOLE COVER using the iron fire poker. WE HEAR footsteps behind him. It’s Victor. PATRICK Victor? What are you doing here? VICTOR Grace told me where you’d be. She said you might need a hand. PATRICK (straining to lift cover) Did she? Victor misconstrues this as sarcasm, shakes his head, starts to walk away. PATRICK (CONT’D) Victor, wait. He stops and turns. PATRICK (CONT’D) As usual, Grace is right. I could use some help. VICTOR Well, for starters, you might try lifting the sewer cover... (re Patrick’s cover) ‘Less you’re just planning on fixing the phone lines. Patrick looks at the manhole cover: Yep... big PHONE image on it. He chuckles, nods acknowledgement of his mistake. Victor extends his hand. Patrick shakes it. VICTOR Actually, I meant gimme the poker. But thanks, I appreciate the handshake. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 76A.

77 cont Patrick hands him the poker. Victor pries it up and the two 77 cont of them, working together, hoist the cover.

78 INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT 78 They’re all waiting on Smurfette’s answer... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 77.

78 cont GARGAMEL 78 cont (getting impatient) Smurfette... The formula... Take all the time you need. As long as it’s very soon. VEXY (to Smurfette) Then we can all be blue. Together. HACKUS Hackus blue! Hackus blue! GARGAMEL Awww. They want to be blue - just like their big sister. VEXY Then we could be a real family. Smurfette looks at them for a long beat, torn, wavering... SMURFETTE This is something... a sacred gift... entrusted to me. I’m sorry. I just... can’t. Gargamel can’t take it. He EXPLODES with rage. GARGAMEL (trying to keep it together) What do you mean “You can’t”?!!! I’ve given you everything! Kindness! Presents! A cake with no poison!!! (ALT addition) Do you know how hard it is for me to bake a cake with no poison? (cont) IT’S BEEN HORRIBLE! Now you will give me what I want - RIGHT NOW! The formula! SMURFETTE No! Gargamel is about to lose it when... VEXY Um... Father... Gargamel and Smurfette turn to the Naughties. They don’t look so good. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 77A.

78 cont HACKUS 78 cont Hackus dizzy... WHAM! - Hackus falls over. Smurfette is alarmed. SMURFETTE What’s happening to them?! Gargamel sees her concern. He grins devilishly. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 78.

78 cont GARGAMEL 78 cont Don’t tell me you actually care for these creatures. How pathetic for you. (gears turning... realizing) And how perfect for me!

79 INT. SEWER - NIGHT 79 Clumsy and Grouchy run down a tunnel. Up ahead they see Patrick and Victor. They rush to them. CLUMSY Master Winslow! We found her. GROUCHY Gargamel’s got her. CLUMSY In the room with that awful machine! PATRICK Let’s go. They turn to run, but Victor doesn’t move. He’s looking at the wiring overhead. The others turn back to him. PATRICK What are you doing? VICTOR I’ve got machines all over my plant. But when the power goes out, we’ve got no corndogs... PATRICK Victor, we really don’t have time for cornd-- Victor points to a sign - with the classic HIGH VOLTAGE symbol. It reads “Générateur Électrique”. PATRICK (getting it) No power, no machine.

80 INT. SEWER - NIGHT 80 Papa and Vanity reach a large pipe. Using a piece of blue chalk from his pouch, Papa makes a blue “S” outside the pipe. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 78A.

80 cont PAPA 80 cont This way! Papa and Vanity climb inside. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 79.

81 INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT 81 Smurfette watches in horror as the Naughties begin to fade - turning white, hair bleaching out, skin wrinkling. GARGAMEL I’m so sorry. I thought you knew. Without essence, they cannot live. Hackus falls to his knees. Vexy pleads. VEXY Father, please... SMURFETTE (to Gargamel) Give them what you have! Take some from me! GARGAMEL Why? What’s the point? You won’t give me the formula, so I might as well just let them go. SMURFETTE You mean let them die?! GARGAMEL (shrugs) I can always make others. Besides, I’m not the one letting them die. PUSH IN ON VEXY - who hears this and looks betrayed. But she’s fading. She looks to Smurfette with desperate eyes. SMURFETTE Okay, okay! I’ll give it to you! Feed them! GARGAMEL Eh, eh, eh! The formula first. SMURFETTE Feed them! Gargamel slides a piece of paper and a pen in front of her. GARGAMEL The formula! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 79A.

82 INT. PIPE - NIGHT 82 Papa and Vanity reach the end of the pipe. It’s blocked by a GRATE. THEY HEAR VOICES. Papa calls out... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 80.

82 cont PAPA 82 cont Smurfette?! With the rushing water nearby, they can’t be heard. VANITY Wait. I know! Holding his mirror, Vanity extends his arm through the grate. In the reflection, Papa can see around the corner into... A82 GARGAMEL’S LAIR - Smurfette is finishing up the formula. A82 SMURFETTE ...four hopeful thoughts, a dab of royal jelly, mimosa pollen, and a drop of mink oil. And you must say one loving truth. There. That’s the formula Papa used. B82 INSIDE THE PIPE - Papa can’t believe it. B82 PAPA (devastated) Oh, Smurfette. C82 INSIDE THE LAIR - Smurfette slides the paper to Gargamel. C82 SMURFETTE Now feed them! Papa’s face begins to reflect understanding. GARGAMEL First we are going to see if it works. (ALT) First, I must know if it works. Gargamel SNAPS his fingers and lights come on in a “brewing area” - complete with a boiling cauldron. The doors of a large cabinet swing open - filled with magic ingredients.

83 INT. SEWER GENERATOR ROOM - NIGHT 83 Victor busts open the door. He, Patrick, Clumsy and Grouchy come rushing inside only to find the generator... is in a cage. At the bottom, the chain link is broken. CLUMSY We got this! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 80A.

83 cont Clumsy and Grouchy head for the holes. Grouchy gets through.83 cont Clumsy trips on the broken fence. Grouchy looks back and gives him a helping hand. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 81.

83 cont CLUMSY 83 cont Thanks Grouchy. GROUCHY You know in the past, I would have laughed when you fell. But it’s the new me. I realized I can still laugh at you and help out at the same time.

84 INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT 84 Gargamel has finished his concoction. The Naughties are on the floor, near death. SMURFETTE Hurry! From out of the cauldron rise long fingers of BRILLIANT BLUE SHINING LIQUID. They arc slowly through the air and come down... INTO THE MOUTHS of the Naughties. Almost immediately, the Naughties are revived - then magically... START TO TURN BLUE. GARGAMEL Oh. My. Smurrrrrf! It worked! It worked! The world is mine!!! I can make my own smurfs! Weeping with joy, Gargamel drops to one knee and does the Tebow pose. As the Naughties come to, Gargamel leaps up and snatches them. GARGAMEL Into the machine! The machine! Gargamel lovingly picks up Hackus. GARGAMEL (touched, to Hackus) Oh, finally. You’re a real boy. (then) Now, off you go. Into the machine. All of you! Bye bye! Au revoir! Adeus! Zai jian! A84 IN THE PIPE - Papa sees Gargamel putting a struggling A84 Smurfette in the machine. He kicks frantically at the grate, but it won’t budge. Just then Vanity turns his mirror slightly and sees the GRATE HINGE. A PIN IS STICKING OUT. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 81aA.

A84 cont VANITY A84 cont Papa, wait! Vanity stretches his arm, but the pin is JUST OUT OF REACH. B84 INSIDE THE LAB - Gargamel straps the last Naughty, Vexy, into B84 the machine. Hackus looks over at Smurfette, who’s crying. HACKUS You... face... leaking. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 81A.

B84 cont His own eyes begin to water. B84 cont HACKUS Hackus leaking! Hackus leaking! Vexy turns to Smurfette. VEXY You sacrificed everything - just to save us. SMURFETTE I had to. I... care about you. (alt:) I had to. You’re family. WAHH! Hackus starts to BAWL. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 82.

B84 cont GARGAMEL B84 cont Yes, yes. Let it all out. Smurfy tears are just chock full of essence. C84 IN THE PIPE - Vanity presses his FACE AGAINST THE DIRTY C84 GRATE, straining to reach the pin.

85 INT. GENERATOR ROOM - NIGHT 85 Clumsy and Grouchy are standing on a metal ledge halfway up the front of the generator. Patrick and Victor are behind the fence. Patrick points to a VERTICAL LEVER above them. PATRICK Try throwing that lever! In order to reach it, one Smurf is going to have to GET ON THE OTHER’S SHOULDERS. CLUMSY You go. I got you. GROUCHY (dubious) You got me? You barely got you. Grouchy climbs onto Clumsy’s shoulders. He wipes away the grease on both sides of the lever revealing a “ + ” sign and a “ - ” sign. GROUCHY (calling to Patrick) Which way? Patrick looks at Victor. Victor’s got no idea. PATRICK Try negative. It might shut it off. Grouchy thinks for a moment, then... GROUCHY No. You gotta be positive. Grouchy JUMPS onto the lever and PULLS it to the “ + ”. Immediately ZZZZZZ! - Grouchy is electrocuted, clinging to the lever, then - BAAAM! - He’s BLASTED backwards. He SMASHES into a wall, and FALLS into a bucket. Suddenly - FOOMP! - the lights go out. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 83.

85 cont PATRICK/VICTOR/CLUMSY 85 cont Grouchy you did it!/Yes!/We are heroes! Grouchy sticks his head up out of the bucket. He looks FRIED - HAT BLACKENED, SKIN SINGED. GROUCHY (miserable) Why did I doubt negative...

86 INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT 86 Gargamel - his hand on the switch of the great machine... GARGAMEL One small step for wizards. One giant leap for ME... Gargamel is just about to push the button when AZRAEL MEOWS. GARGAMEL Yes, yes, you can push the button. Gargamel holds up Azrael to reach the button. GARGAMEL One giant leap for... Azrael flips the switch and - FOOMP! - The power goes out. The lab is plunged into darkness. GARGAMEL ...For cats who apparently can’t even push a button properly. (ALT) ...For button-pushing-impaired cats. A86 INSIDE THE PIPE - FOOMP! - it goes dark on Papa. A86 B86 BIG SHOT/PARIS - FOOMP! FOOMP! - half the city goes dark. B86 GARGAMEL Son of a Smurf!

87 INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - CONTINUOUS 87 Darkness save the moonlight shining through a grate. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 83aA.

87 cont GARGAMEL 87 cont (a big sigh) Come Azrael. It appears we must harness the power of the skies one last time. Gargamel heads for the exit. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 83A.

87 cont GARGAMEL 87 cont I am but a simple wizard, on the cusp of world domination. Why does it have to be so... so... Les Miserables? (ALT) ...so hard? A87 INSIDE THE PIPE - Vanity finally GETS HOLD of the pin. A87 VANITY Got it! PAPA Good work, Vanity! He PULLS THE PIN OUT. The grate COMES OFF. Vanity and Papa rush into the lair. PAPA Smurfette!! SMURFETTE Papa!? Is that you? You came for me? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 84.

A87 cont PAPA A87 cont Of course we came for you! Was there ever a question?

88 INT. SEWER - NIGHT 88 Patrick, Victor, Grouchy and Clumsy are rushing for the lair. Clumsy sees the blue “S”. CLUMSY Papa left a mark! PATRICK Go. We’ll find a door. Clumsy and Grouchy climb into the pipe.

89 EXT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - NIGHT 89 The rooftop of the Opera House. Gargamel approaches the Apollo Statue and jams a HUGE ELECTRICAL CABLE between the golden strings of Apollo’s harp. GARGAMEL Here. Hold this. With his wand, Gargamel whips up another magical storm. KKKRACKKK!!! Lighting ripples through the sky and hits the cable. Apollo GLOWS.

90 INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT 90 Papa and Vanity have freed Smurfette from the machine. SMURFETTE Papa, I gave Gargamel the formula! VEXY She saved our lives. HACKUS Hackus live! Hackus live! Papa looks at the three of them. SMURFETTE I am so sorry! I ruined... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 85.

90 cont PAPA 90 cont (cutting her off) Smurfette. A life is the most precious thing to protect. I’m proud of you. Papa hugs her. SMURFETTE You... you are? VEXY Seriously? No spanking? No smack to the knuckles? You forgive her - just like that? PAPA Of course. I love her. HACKUS (weeping) LEAKING AGAIN! Just then Grouchy and Clumsy jump out of the pipe. Clumsy trips, then covers with a somersault into a karate pose. CLUMSY I meant to do that... (then, coming clean) Oh, who am I kidding? GROUCHY You found Smurfette! All Of a sudden FOOOOOM! The power comes back on. VANITY Finally, some decent lighting. CLUMSY Let’s get the smurf out of here! SMURFETTE Wait! (re: Naughties) What about them? GROUCHY What about ‘em? They kidnapped you. CLUMSY They’re Gargamel’s. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 85A.

90 cont SMURFETTE 90 cont So was I... Smurfette looks over at Papa. SMURFETTE ...but Papa - he never gave up on me. And I’m not about to give up on them. Papa steps forward, beaming; an arm on her shoulder. PAPA And you thought you weren’t a Smurf. (to others, re: Naughties) Unstrap them. Quickly! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 86.

90 cont Suddenly a voice booms... 90 cont GARGAMEL (O.S.) 91 And then there were six. 91 They turn and see Gargamel. GARGAMEL Well, six and a half if you count Hackus. Gargamel raises his wand and... TIME CUT TO...

92 INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - LATER 92 THE GREAT GLASS TANK of the Smurfalator is filling quickly with smoky-blue wisps of energy. The CAMERA TRACKS DOWN ALONG THE SMURFALATOR where we see all the Smurfs strapped in, wheezing, struggling as they are PUMPED and SQUEEZED. LAND ON Grouchy, still blackened from his earlier electrocution - his pod SHAKING VIGOROUSLY. GROUCHY (vibrating in pod) This... should... be... Hef... ty!! Gargamel is watching gleefully. Vexy calls to him. VEXY (to Gargamel, thru pain) You said this wasn’t going to hurt! GARGAMEL Me. It’s not going to hurt me. For you, it’s going to be excruciating. (ALT) Did I? Oh. Oops. PAPA (struggling) That’s... enough... Gargamel. You have... ENOUGH. GARGAMEL Yes, but you see... I want MORE than enough! He turns a dial. The SQUEEZING intensifies. Smurfs MOAN. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 86A.

92 cont (ALT ADD) 92 cont VANITY Does anyone have a mint? (off thier looks) If it’s going to be my last breath, I want it to be fresh. GARGAMEL I must be able to power... THIS! Gargamel produces a HUGE WAND carved in the shape of a large, evil DRAGON. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 87.

92 cont GARGAMEL 92 cont I call her - “LE WANDA!” She sounds nice... but she’s notttttt. Gargamel places Le Wanda under the essence tap, letting it fill up. GARGAMEL Oh my. Whatever will I do with all this power. Oh, that’s right. I’M GOING TO RULE THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! (sinister laugh) Oh, and Papa, my first official act will be to create a portal directly from Smurf Village to my Smurfalator so all your little Smurfs can be here with you. Forever. PATRICK (O.S.) I don’t think so, Gargamel. Gargamel looks up -- and sees Patrick and Victor - on TOP OF THE GLASS VAT. VICTOR You messed with the wrong Smurfs! PATRICK (aside to Victor) We’re not Smurfs. They’re the Smurfs. VICTOR Today, we are all Smurfs! Gargamel reaches for his regular Dragon Wand as Patrick smashes the IRON FIRE POKER into the vat. It doesn’t break. VICTOR Put some back into it! Victor grabs the iron and WHACKS. Nothing. Both men struggle over the poker. PATRICK VICTOR * Not like that, like this! Give it to me! * PAPA Oh, for the love of Smurf, work together! Patrick and Victor share a look, then ram the poker into the vat together... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 87aA.

92 cont (ALT: PATRICK has a poker, and VICTOR a pipe scrap. They 92 cont argue when each of their hits doesn’t work, and then they agree to hit in unison, with success) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 87A.

92 cont ...SHATTERING THE VAT - releasing an EXPLOSION OF ESSENCE. 92 cont It envelops... THE SMURFSTRACTOR - releasing the Naughties and Smurfs and WHOOSHING THEM AWAY as it shatters the machine SLAMMING Gargamel and Azrael against the wall. The piece of paper with the formula sails past Gargamel’s eyes and - POOF! - goes up in blue flames.

93 INT. SEWERS - CONTINUOUS 93 THE ENERGY FLOWS through the sewers carrying with it our heroes. In its wake the sewer is transformed into a beautiful cave lined with flowers. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 88.

94 EXT. STREETS OF PARIS - NIGHT 94 KABOOM!!!! The wave of blue energy EXPLODES through the sewer grates, filling the streets with beautiful, shimmering blue light. Flowerpots sprout new flowers, buildings seem to glow as if painted with light, windows sparkle, the area around the Opera House glows a gentle blue in the dark Paris night. Smurfette, lying on the sidewalk, sits up, rubs her eyes. Slowly, all the Smurfs sit up, all restored to a vivid blue. Patrick calls to the Smurfs. PATRICK Is everyone alright? PAPA (taking a head count) All smurfy and accounted for. Patrick smiles, then... GRACE (O.S.) Patrick! Patrick turns, sees Grace and Blue getting out of a taxi. PATRICK Grace! Blue! He gets up and runs to her, embraces her and Blue. PATRICK We did it! ON SMURFETTE -- who pulls herself up on the sidewalk. She looks around, spies Vexy, face down in the grass. SMURFETTE Vexy! She runs over, helps her up. Both of them look down and see their reflection in a puddle; Vexy is bright and Smurfy blue. VEXY (in awe) You did this... for me? SMURFETTE What are sisters for? (ALT) What are girlfriends for? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 88A.

94 cont The girls share a heartfelt look. 94 cont GRACE (O.S.) Smurfette! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 89.

94 cont Smurfette turns, sees Grace. Is elated. 94 cont SMURFETTE Oh, Grace! (they embrace, then) Grace, this is Vexy. My other sister. GRACE (to Vexy) Well that makes you my sister, too. (ALT) Well, I guess that means I have a new girlfriend, too. Vexy nods, holding her chest. Smurfette looks at her. SMURFETTE Are you okay? VEXY (teary eyed) Is this what happy feels like? Patrick, Blue and Victor join them as Hackus walks up. SMURFETTE Oh, and this is Hackus...my brother. HACKUS Hackus! Hackus! Hackus! SMURFETTE Hackus, this is Grace and Patrick and... (gasp) (to Grace & Patrick) Your baby!!!!!! GRACE Smurfette, this is Blue. SMURFETTE/NAUGHTIES Bluuuuuueeee. BLUE Smuuuuurfs. SMURFETTE (proudly, to Grace) You did good, Grace. He’s bluuuuetiful. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 89A.

94 cont HACKUS 94 cont (re: Victor) Who this? Who this? GRACE Oh. That’s Victor. He’s... She looks to Patrick. Patrick looks to Victor. PATRICK He’s my dad. (then looking at Grace and Blue) (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 90. PATRICK (CONT'D) 94 cont And Blue’s pretty fantastic 94 cont grandfather. Victor’s face puckers. He grabs Patrick and pulls him into a MASSIVE BEAR HUG. BLUE Daddy and Vicster! GRACE I’m proud of you, Patrick Winslow. PATRICK (barely able to breathe) Hyphen... Doyle. PAPA Hyphen Smurf. Patrick looks at him. PAPA You’re family. Patrick smiles and pulls Papa into the hug. Meanwhile, Clumsy approaches Grouchy and Vanity. CLUMSY We did it, guys. Smurf pound! (holding out fists) Vanity... Positive... GROUCHY I ain’t pounding nothing. I’m Grouchy Smurf again. And I got a lot of pent up anger to vent! VANITY I’m with you, Grouchy. We just gotta be who we are. CLUMSY Yeah. Besides, we love you no matter what. GROUCHY Hey, smurf it out your ears, both of you! (then) Woo, that feels good! I’m back, baby!!! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 90A.

GARGAMEL (O.S.) AA94 AND SO AM I! AA94 SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 91.

AA94 cont They all turn and see Gargamel. He has crawled out from AA94 cont the sewer, filthy and crazed with anger. He raises WANDA at the terrified gang... GARGAMEL Smmmmmmuuurrrfs!! For those of you who missed it the first time, this is “Le Wanda,” which is a hilarious play on words! (1st ALT) Say hello to my enormous friend, “Le Wanda.” (2nd ALT) I believe most of you have already met “Le Wanda.” Vexy spots a PIECE OF METAL bent from the explosion. She looks over at Smurfette. They LOCK EYES. VEXY All for one! SMURFETTE And Naughty for all! Vexy steps on one end. Smurfette JUMPS onto the other - sending Vexy FLYING towards Gargamel. At the last second, Vexy LATCHES ON to Gargamel’s wand - preventing him from firing. GARGAMEL What are you doing, you little ingrate? I am your father. VEXY How could you be my father? I’m a Smurf! Vexy pushes the wand down and BITES THE DRAGON hard on the butt! The DRAGON ROARS and ENERGY EXPLODES out of its mouth. Vexy DIVES OFF as Gargamel is BLOWN INTO THE SKY. The force tosses Gargamel around like he’s holding onto the end of a runaway firehose. The blast whips him... A94 DOWN THE STREET - crashing from building to building until it A94 whips him... B94 INTO A SEWER GRATE - where he is fired down a tunnel of... B94 C94 THE CATACOMBS -- Skulls and bones pepper him on the head as C94 he SCREAMS IN fright. He CRASHES through the wall... SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 91A.

D94 INTO THE METRO, where he is SLAMMED by a train and knocked D94 onto a set of stairs. The beam forces him... E94 OUT OF A METRO ENTRANCE, high into the air to the... E94 F94 TOWER OF NOTRE DAME, where he is bounced between the bells - F94 ringing them BING! BONG! BING! F94 cont GARGAMEL F94 cont Sanctuary! Then he’s blasted up into the sky and deposited at last on... G94 THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER. He looks down at a CRATE on G94 which is stenciled “BASTILLE DAY” next to the symbol of an exploding firecracker. GARGAMEL Why does it always have to be so-- (ALT 1) Oh, blast it all. (ALT 2) Oh, that’s just wonderful. (ALT 3) Oh, that’s unfortunate. (ALT 4) Oh, that’s not good for me. (ALT 5) Oh, I really, really don’t like Smurfs. (ALT 6) Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 92.

H94 EXT. PARIS STREET/EIFFEL TOWER IN BACKGROUND H94 WHA-BOOM! - the top of the Eiffel Tower erupts in a huge explosion of fireworks. CHINESE BOY TOURIST (subtitled) Papa, is that a man up there? CHINESE TOURIST (subtitled) It’s time to get out of this country. It’s too dangerous. FROM HIGH above we see a Gargamel come blasting up towards us - and then off INTO THE STRATOSPHERE.

95 EXT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - LATER 95 The Smurfiness is fading from the street, people file out to look, candles and flashlights appear in windows. Our gang is gathered together. Papa is holding the crystals. PAPA We’ve only got five crystals. CLUMSY And now there’s seven of us. SMURFETTE (re Vexy and Hackus) Well, I say, no Smurf left behind! (ALT) Well, I’m not leaving family behind. Vexy and Hackus share a grateful look. Smurfette spots her MINIATURE DRAGON WAND laying in the street. She picks it up. It glows faintly from the remaining essence. SMURFETTE I think I got a shot or two left. ZAP! - Smurfette turns the four crystals into seven. GRACE Wow, Smurfette! You’re pretty good with that wand. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 92A.

95 cont SMURFETTE 95 cont It’s kinda in my blood. Which used to plague me... Smurfette looks at Papa. SMURFETTE ...but as someone wonderful once told me... (beat) (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 93. SMURFETTE (CONT'D) 95 cont ...it doesn’t matter where you came 95 cont from. What matters is who you choose to be. Smurfette puts an arm around Papa. He smiles proudly. Patrick does likewise with Victor, who pulls Blue in with the Winslow-Doyle men. VICTOR We’re going to miss you Smurfs. PATRICK You could always name a corndog after ‘em. VICTOR Now you’re talking. We could use blue corn. BLUE Smurfdogs! Yum! VICTOR “Three apples long!” GRACE (LAUGHS, then to Smurfs) Stay safe, you guys. And smurf back soon. Group hugs. Then... PAPA Thank you, once again, Master Winslow, Miss - (he chuckles) - “Doolittle,” Little Blue - and the Vicster. Let’s go home, Smurfs. SMURFETTE I can’t wait to see the rest of my family. (ALT) I can’t wait to take two new Smurfs home! Suddenly, a muffled... VANITY (O.S.) Help! Everyone looks over and sees Blue with VANITY SHOVED IN HIS MOUTH - only his legs stick out. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 93aA.

95 cont GRACE/PATRICK 95 cont Blue! No! They pull Vanity out, all wet and slobbery, and stand him up next to Grouchy. Horrified, he shakes off the spit. VANITY Okay, here’s the deal. One smurfberry to everyone not to tell this story. (1st ALT) I kind of like this wet look. I have to remember this for when I shoot my calendar. (2nd ALT) Everyone close your eyes! I’m hideous! Don’t look at me. (3rd ALT) Alright, THAT... was smurf-gusting! GROUCHY Welcome to my world. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 93A.

95 cont Everyone laughs really hard. 95 cont GROUCHY Hey! It’s not that funny!

96 EXT. SMURF VILLAGE - NIGHT 96 The Smurfs are all gathered in the center of the Village. We hear the COMET SOUND, and then POP, POP, POP, POP! The Smurfs run up the hill and see Papa, Clumsy, Grouchy, and Smurfette heading towards them. BRAINY (buying it back) Just as I calculated, Papa’s chances of rescuing Smurfette -- 100 percent! Eye rolls from the other Smurfs. SMURFETTE And some new Smurfs for our family. Everyone, this is Vexy. Smurfette coaxes Vexy forward. Everyone freezes. ANOTHER GIRL! HEFTY (smitten) Holy-smurfoli! Do they all look like her? Just then POP! Hackus appears. HACKUS (like a crazed lunatic) BWAMOOOAGAGAMOOGA! All the Smurfs jump back... SMURFS Ahhhhh! VEXY Sorry, guys. Can’t have everything. (then looking around) Wow. All these boys. SMURFETTE ...and just two girls. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 93AA.

96 cont VEXY 96 cont What do you mean? Hackus is a girl. HACKUS (surprised) Hackus is girl? SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 93B.

96 cont Hackus excitedly chases after Hefty trying to pull him 96 cont into a bear hug. VEXY Wait, Hackus! I was kidding! HACKUS (still chasing) Hackus don’t care. Hackus love family! NARRATOR SMURF And so, finally relevant again, our heroic narrator steps back into his leading role to point out that when last we met, the entire village was busying itself with preparations for -- SMURFETTE (interrupting) Hey, what’s with all the decorations? NARRATOR SMURF Do you mind? I’m trying to bookend this. I believe there’s a celebration to be had. And so, as the music once again so rudely drowns out the narration... The Smurf Band STARTS PLAYING, drowning out the Narrator again as all the Smurfs scream... SMURFS HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMURFETTE!!! The Band breaks into a song - Mambo #5 (by Lou Bega) with the women’s names replaced with Smurfs’ names. All the Smurfs are going crazy, dancing, singing along - Smurfette jumps up on the stage - singing her heart out. Hackus is scatting - “scattata-packata-pickita-katata...” Gutsy picks up a pole and whacks the GARGAMEL PINATA... Suddenly we hear Gargamel SCREAM as we... 96 **** ALT ENDING 96 SMURFETTE Ahhhh! Thinking it’s real Smurfette grabs a stick and - WHACK!!! The pinata EXPLODES! - treats flying everywhere. SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 94.

96 cont GUTSY 96 cont Whoa! Nice shot, lass! Right in the Smurfberries! Smooth turns. He calls to the band SMOOTH Hit it, fellas. And make it Smurfy. The Band STARTS PLAYING as the Narrator steps into frame. NARRTOR And so, as the band once again tries to drown out our ever- important narrator, the Smurfs celebrate the return of their beloved Smurfette, the growth of their family, and the comfort of knowing that their age-old foe, Gargamel, is trapped a world away - powerless to harm them, ever, ever again. SMASH CUT TO:

97 OMITTED 97

98 EXT. PARIS SKIES - NIGHT 98 Gargamel is finally FALLING BACK from the stratosphere. It looks like he’s heading for the Reflecting Pool at the Trocadero. He POINTS his wand and SHOOTS DOWNWARD to try and slow his fall. The BEAM OF ENERGY HITS THE WATER and FORMS a... is that a PORTAL??? Gargamel SLAMS INTO THE HOLE - and disappears.

A98 EXT. TROCADERO FOUNTAIN - NIGHT A98 ANGLE ON AZRAEL sitting at the side of the pool. MEOW! AZRAEL (subtitled) So long, sucker. The spell is broken! Finally I’m free of you! (1st ALT) When on earth are you going? (ALT 2) The spell is broken! Finally...Some peace and quiet. (ALT 3) (MORE) SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 94A. AZRAEL (CONT'D) A98 cont The spell is broken! Oh, great. A98 cont Who’s gonna open the my caviar? (ALT 4) The spell is broken! I wonder if Criss Angel needs a cat. Azrael CHUCKLES to himself and turns to the portal... AZRAEL Are you dead? Thinking he’s safe, he YAWNS and readies to sleep... Suddenly a GIANT BLUE ENERGY CLAW REACHES OUT OF THE VORTEX, GRABS AZRAEL, and PULLS HIM IN! Rrrrrrr!! SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12 95.

A98 cont MUSIC: HARPSICHORD. We hear a voice... A98 cont VOICE He sayeth the earth is not flat! Get him! (1st ALT) He sayeth the sun revolves around the earth! Get him! (2nd ALT) Hey Bottocelli! Why don’t you paint her on a half a shell?

END CREDITS The music ends, and OVER CREDITS showing the Smurfs - a NEW SONG begins (maybe even one Katy Perry has so kindly taken the time from her busy schedule to write for the film because she’s so nice, and pretty, and smart, and talented). THE END