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The Zionist Idea Feature Opinion Sports Monday Author Arthur Hertzberg, D’oh! Who’s to Blame? Great Way to End president of the American The Simpsons in the Movies and the media The UCSB baseball team Jewish Policy Foundation, Nexus? What is the keep getting blamed. ended its Season by will lecture on his works world coming to? Maybe it is actually time taking two out of three tonight at 8 in Campbell to look for the cause. games from Cal Poly. ~ Hail. Admission is free. See p .4 See p .6 See p .lA

Students Dub Fight Night Punches Psychology Professor as Benefit Local Charity ■ Pike's Event Results hard,” Stewart said. “I have boxed before and he was good Faculty’s Best in Victory for Kids competition, he did his fraternity justice.” ■ Mortar Board Names By Brittany Langan Tyron “Sexual Chocolate” R eporter Glover of Delta Tau Delta Alan Fridlund Teacher landed a technical knockout on of the Year Lambda Phi 'Epsilon’s Jae Lee. “Let’s get ready to rumble!” The referee declared Lee unable By Nathan Bays Ring announcer Frank De- to continue while he sat in his Staff Writer Bernardo greeted 2,500 specta­ comer after the first round. tors at Robertson Gymnasium “I would have liked to have on Friday night to watch UCSB’s gone more rounds,” Glover said. A well-loved professor was amateur boxers duke it out for “Lee was a great opponent and a caught off guard during class last charity at Pi Kappa Alpha’s gentleman in the ring.” week by an unexpected award for eighth-annual Fight Night. The Glover is currently the state excellence in teaching. evening showcased 10 bouts, champion of Brazilian Jiujitsu, Psychology Professor Alan which each comprised three though Fight Night was his first Fridlund was named Professor of 90-second rounds, and raised boxing match. the Year by the Mortar Board on over $7,000 for the Say Yes to ‘Jujitsu came in handy in the Thursday. Representatives from Kids Foundation — over twice ring. It helped me with instincts, the community-service organiza­ the amount raised in previous timing and endurance.” he said. tion surprised him with the award years. Eight of the 10 matches Pike’s Clint “Vanilla Bean” during his Psychology 103 class. ended by decision after the third Sholl defeated ATO’s Allen “There were three students round, but one fight ended in a McGhie by decision. Scholl said waiting outside, and they asked me knockout and another in a tech­ he trained for two or three if they could make an announce­ nical knockout. months prior to the match — ment before class,” Fridlund said. In a rare sight in Fight Night sparring, hitting punching bags, “I told them that I don’t normally history, Pike’s Adam Stewart running and lifting weights. sent Nick Steger of Alpha Tau “It was harder than I thought,” allow announcements in my clas­ JASON SCHOCK / daily nexus ses, but they asked me to make an Luis Picone, left, and Cameron Verdi exchange blows at Fight Omega to the mat in a third- he said. “In the third round, we exception since they would be pre­ Night, held Friday by Pi Alpha Kappa fraternity. Proceeds from the round KO. senting me with an award. I was event went to the Say Yes to Kids Foundation. “[Steger] came out swinging See FIGHT, p.10 unbelievably touched.” Fridlund said one of his highest priorities as a teacher is to show Rainforest Activists Protest Home Depot Grand Opening students real-life applications for the material covered in class. ■ Alliance Accuses Local Store “One thing I refuse to do is to dumb-down the teaching for any of Harming Old-Growth Wood, class, but what I do try to do is Suggests Industrial Alternatives show just how psychology can re­ late to everyday life," he said. “Lots By Jaimé Francisco of psychology is deep truths dis­ R eporter guised by lots of jargon, and what I try to do is penetrate the jargon so that students can see the truth in Customers coming to the grand opening of psychology and how it relates to Goleta’s new Home Depot were met with the man.” sound of protesters chanting, “Where did the Another feature characteristic of rainforests go? Ask Home Depot!” Fridlund’s lectures is humor, USCB students and supporters of the In­ which he said keeps the class on its crease the Peace Rainforest Alliance picketed toes. Home Depot on Saturday. Approximately 50 “The humor in my lectures is de­ activists carried signs and chanted in protest of liberate. It makes the lecture fun the chain’s sale of old-growth wood — wood for me, and it makes learning ea­ from previously unlogged forest. According to sier. I think that most people find environmental studies major and event orga­ humor refreshing and it keeps nizer Chris Omer, a nationwide effort is target­ them alert,” he said. “A lot of stu­ ing Home Depot as the largest retailer of old- dents tell me that mine is the only growth wood in the United States. COURTESY OP ENVIRONMENTAL AFFAIRS BOARD class that they don’t fall asleep in. “In 1992 Home Depot came out publicly Environmentally concerned students protest in front o f the new Goleta Home Depot. The protes­ I’d hate to imagine what their other stating they would phase out old-growth pro­ tors were concerned with Home Depot’s sale of old-growth wood. classes are like.” duct,” Omer said. “They’re still selling old- pointed out, and examples of old-growth pro­ are protesters. They think we sell old-growth The recipient of the Professor of growth products and have ceased negotiations ducts, such as gardening tool handles and ply­ wood, but we don’t ’ ” the Year Award is determined by with [Rainforest Action Network]. Until they wood, were also shown. Junior English major Two hours into the protest, demonstrators votes collected during the Asso­ phase out all old-growth, we’ll continue to pres­ Robyn Mollure said the Dead Rainforest Tour were asked by the Sheriff s Dept, and die Fire ciated Students Spring Elections, sure them.” was a helpful educational took Dept to relocate to the comer of Marketplace Mortar Board President Myma During the protest; Increase the Peace coor­ “While on the Dead Rainforest Tour, a cus­ Drive and Storke Road. dinated tours through Home Depot where tomer asked a sales guy what was going on,” she See FRIDLUND, p.9 brands known for using old-growth wood were said. “He just straight out lied. He said, These See PROTEST, p.10 2 Monday, May 17,1999 Daily Nexus

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Editor in Chief Kerri Webb Kuwait Grants Voting Rights to Women Managing Editor Tennille Tracy Layout/Deagn Editor Carolyn Morrisroe Training Editor Alexis Rlippini the view that politics was a Parliament. News Editor Tony Biasotti male-only domain. Kuwaiti women have in Campus Editor Jill S t John Many lawmakers want it the past held appointed se­ Asst. Campus Editois Ted Andersen, lisa Butterworth County Editor Gretchen Macchiarella KUWAIT (AP) — Ku­ to vote in the general elec­ to stay that way. “We are a nior government positions. Asst. County Editors Curtis Brainaid, David Downs wait's Cabinet gave women tions in 2003. conservative society, and In appreciation for their role AP Wire Editor S arah Kent during the seven-month Ir­ Features Editor Elizabeth Weihane the right to vote and run for “Finally!” said an elated when a man votes he repre­ Opinion Editor Megan H err parliament Sunday, the state Massouma al-Mubarak, an sents his whole family,” said aqi occupation of Kuwait, Asst. Opinion Editor Nathan Woodside news agency reported, put­ outspoken women’s rights the emir promised in 1991 Sports Editor M a tt H urst Ahmed Baqer, a member of Asst Sports Editor Marvin Gapultos ting the emirate even further activist. “It is a great feeling the disbanded Parliament. to give women more politi­ Artsweek Editors Robert Hanson, Jennifer Raub ahead of its Gulf neighbors cal rights. Several women Asst. 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Night Editors Ted Andersen, lauien Bensinger, Shannon Capanna, Jenny Chung, are eligible to vote, parties have been deprived of for a men was unconstitutional. Oman’s consultative council Sora Chung, Brad Goodwin, are not allowed, and most long time.” Deputy Prime Minister has two women members, Devon Harlan, Cara Jennison, Sarah Kent political power rests with the The Kuwaiti Cabinet’s Sheik Sabah al-Ahmed al- but the body is indirectly country’s royal family, move was unexpected, since Sabah said he was certain elected. 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UC Berkeley gles tore into the embassy at 11:30 p.m. on Daily Californian May 7, injuring 20 and lolling three Chin­ M ay 1 4 — UC Berkeley’s graduate student ese journalists — 48-year-old Yunhuan instructors have voted overwhelmingly for Shao, 31-year-old Xinhuxu Xu and union recognition, formally ending a 28-year-old Ying Zhu. 16-year crusade to bargain for higher pay UCD made similar demands for a full Kaplan students and benefits, the university announced investigation in the incident, but chose to Thursday. protest peacefully, carrying signs calling UC administrators will now bargain for justice and shouting slogans like “Stop with the Association of Graduate Student get into fighting war with war!” Many held white employees, a United Automotive Worker flowers as a symbol of mourning, not only union affiliate, after a decade and a half of for the three journalists killed, but also for strikes and protests. Kosovars, Serbs and other nationals vic­ Law School. The struggle began to wind down when timized by the bombing campaign. the state Public Employment Relations Board ruled in February that all University UC Irvine employees — including grad students — New University had the legal right for union representa­ M ay 10 — Part of Gov. Gray Davis’ cur­ Case Closed. tion. UCLA was the first campus to feel rent budget plan for fiscal year2000, which the effects of the decision when its gradu­ begins in July, contains proposals to keep ate student union was recognized in undergraduate fees at current levels and re­ March. duce graduate fees by as much as 5 percent. The state board’s decision came after This program will include all state-funded 9 out of 10 Kaplan LSAT students go unions on eight of the nine UC campuses universities and community colleges. to one of their top 3 school choices. went on a simultaneous weeklong strike in The current $ 77.5-billion proposal has -1 9 9 7 Bruskin-Goldring Research Study of students at the top 25 law schools. September. The strike culminated in a set aside a total of $11.6 billion for higher 45-day “cooling off period that ended in education. Money for the proposed fee January with no results. controls will come partially from state tax revenues, which exceeded estimates by ap­ UC Davis proximately $2 billion to $3 billion. California Aggie According to Chancellor Ralph J. M ay 14 — “Stop the war, stop the bomb­ Cicerone, the state often sets guidelines for Call today to enroll! ing* and “We want peace* were the cries how the budget is to be utilized. One such reverberating through the UC Davis quad guideline last year allowed growth in engi­ on Wednesday, when a large group of stu­ neering and computer science programs dents staged a protest in response to when extra funds become available. NATO’s reportedly accidental bombing of While each campus must follow the the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade, guidelines set by the state, certain liberties Yugoslavia. are allowed for each school to determine its Response to the bombing was explosive own process for following through with in China, where massive, violent protest the state funding goals. This additional 1 -800’KAP-TEST erupted in the streets ofBeijing, surround­ funding helps compensate for money that ing the U.S. Embassy and demanding apo­ would otherwise come from student fees. www.kaplan.com logies and explanations from NATO. — Compiled by Staff Writers Ted Andersen Missiles aimed from three different an- and Lisa Butterwortb Custom er Appreciation W eek

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By Elizabeth Werhane watch the show each Sunday. Others have noticed the transformation, kids like it, but then again there’s the intelli­ Features Editor If a scene of 40 college students putting too. “It was really terrible when it started, but gent stuff where you have to know stuff,” she aside thoughts of midterms and papers does­ then it got really funny.... I just got hooked,” said.. ^ n’t paint a scene of a mass following, die Feldman said. excessive Simpsons-related merchandise Tme mor^you know about life, the In honor of Sunday’s should. the more you get it. As Feldman points out, “There was that season finale of the 10th whole T-shirt craze,” although he said, “I am The Simpsons’ Secret proud to say I never had one of those T- - Damien Phillips year of “The Simpsons,” shirts.” senior law and society major Anything you could put in your home or There’s no doubt that many are the Daily Nexus investi­ on your person could bear the figure of a “hooked” on “The Simpsons,” so what’s the Parody is one of die main tools used to Simpsons character. Even your house could trick? How does die show maintain its fill- develop the multi-leveled humor. Episode gates and prolongs the be reminiscent of “The Simpsons” — if, like lowing? Simpsons fans have some ideas. titles such as “The Crepes of Wrath,” “Realty 63-year-old Barbara Howard, you won the “It’s actually a very intellectual comedy. Bites,” “Lard of the Dance,” and hype associated with the contest that gave away a real-life replica of the The more you know about life, thé world, the “Homerpalooza” demonstrate how the show Simpson home located, not in Springfield, more you get jt. You find jokes within it that stays with the times and satirizes cultural longest-running cartoon but in Richmond, Ky. kids don’t get, but adults do. Kids can watch it events. Phrases such as “D ’oh!” “Mmmmmm ... One such parody, “The Springfield Files,” in T V ’s history. beer,” and “Don’t have a cow, man” have was host to the voices of “X-Files” stars become part of die vocabulary of American ' 6R0£NIN6 Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny. culture. Entertainers, politicians and other prominent R H i figures have made vocal appearances on (he Just a TV Show? WITH RAININ6" ' comedy whether accompanying characteriza­ Where It All Began tions of their true self or of Groening’s imag­ AND OTH£R ination. “You go into any lounge o f any residence INT£R£STIN6 “No other TV sitcom has had as many hall at 7 p.m. on any weeknight, and especial­ Unlike die Care Bears or the Smurfs, “The celebrities on it,” Shinn said. ly on Sunday at 8 p.m., and you’ll notice that Simpsons” exhibits real staying power— over TIDBITS Maybe it’s as simple as freshman biology they’re all sit­ 10 years of it. Perhaps die root 1) Simpson translates into and political science major Jeff Oatham said: ting there cap­ of its following can be found "son of a simpleton." “The writers are dam good.” tivated. I mean, by looking at its seedling days. One of the cartoon’s advantages is total 2) Bart's middle name is whole hordes AR£ yOU A The Simpson family was control over its characters. Characters can be of people will created in 15 minutes while Jo-Jo. killed off in special episodes and reappear just run out of TRU£ Matt Groening sat in a wait­ 3) Homer and Marge were . later. Like Peter Pan, they never have to grow the dining ing room. They were first tele­ named after creator Matt up. Maggie will forever be a 1-year-old pacifi­ commons right S1AAPSONS vised on the “Tracey Ullman Groening's parents. er sucker, and Bart and Lisa will be eternally before 7 o’clock Show” as shorts in April of 4) Milhouse was named after stuck in fourth and second grade, respective­ just to catch FAN? 1987 and were later aired as Richard Milhous Nixon. ly- ‘The their own series in December 5) Groening rhymes with rain­ “Unlike all of the other sitcoms, their story i mp son s, According to Simpsons fanat­ of 1989 with the “Simpsons ing. doesn’t have to change. Like with ‘Home R e sid e n c e Roasting on an Open Fire” Improvement.’ W hen the kids grow up, then ics, if you can answer these 6) A real house was created Halls episode. it’s not about a family with ltids. You know, Association questions, you're a true fan. Some fans, like Shinn, to be identical to the Simp­ Bart’s been 10 for 10 years,” Phillips said. President and Answers below. remember “The Simpsons” son house and was given Simpsons 1. ) What is the name of the from its appearances on the away as a prize in a Pepsi Want to know more? Do you want to find fanatic Mike blue-haired guy that is the side- “Tracey Ullman Show,” and contest. , out die answer to the trivia questions first­ Shinn said. kick of Krusty? And how did comment that although die 7) Maggie scans at $847.63 in hand? Do you want to see and hear the songs Shinn, insti­ the bone get in his hair? original shows were humor­ the show's opening. of the three Simpsons soundtracks as they gator of the 2. ) What is Pedro the Bee's ous, they were of a different 8) "The Simpsons" received were performed throughout the series? S im p s o n s ’ wife's name? sort of humor than prevails 31 Emmy nominations and Maybe you should call Shinn. He has over 96 breakfast, dur­ today. hours of commercial-free Simpsons on video­ eujiu3 (z 15 victories. ing which the lung ipw Moqsapis ( i . Originally, the cartoon tape — and he even has them catalogued. cartoon is . “focused on ‘oh that crazy 9) Terry Harrington plays the shown in Bart’” and the scandalous sax for Lisa. Ortega Dining Commons to complement things he would do, according to Shinn. “It Information for this feature was also waffles and tater tots, is not die only one to turned a lot of people off,” he said. Those who and adults can watch it, and they’re laughing obtained from The Simpsons, a notice die large following for die show. assumed that die recent years were like die at different things,” senior law and society Completé Guide to Our Favorite According to freshman art studio major first two or three were misled because die major Damien Phillips said. F a m ily ,a n d Roni Feldman, at least 20 and as many as 40 show has evolved into a social commentary, Freshman biology major Jen Lemberger •wwivutrtist-Bros.org/ohtnluml/Hsa/ students gather in the Santa Cruz lounge to Shinn explained. agreed. “There is the stupid humor so little

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RICE Unifies Asians in Annual Culture Week 0s ¡©in 0merie©tn/S®cific By Havonnah W ills Co-Chair Steve Choy. be a lantern dance at the Saturday M ay 15 ' S u n d a y , M a y IS R eporter “The theme is RICE, Yucatan on State Street to UfllTY GAAlEf Friday, M ay 21 which means empower­ raise money for scholarships lncro//c field/ 11 am le 3 Pill Hosted by X A O and A.S.U. Come o u t play some ment, and what we are try­ for graduating high-school relay games, and get to know members of different Asian interest organizations. Help to unite members of Tuesday, M ay 18 Beginning today, rice will ing to do is get the campus at seniors. our Asian community. Behind Storke Field prove to be more than a large more exposed to the “To get involved with aooatiaie perforriaaoe visions o r ia d ia source of protein. It will be­ Ueen lawn/19 Pm to I pm Asian community,” he said. Asian Culture Week, you Campbell Holl/6 Pm Performances by Groove Yard, KP Choir, Nicole Valera and Student/ 15: flon-Student/ 17 al Ihe Door come the overlying theme of The events will continue can get involved with ASU,” Open Mic Thursday, M ay 20 this year’s Asian-American/ throughout the week. Tues­ said Heidi Hirahara, the or­ SUNDAY, M ay 16 third uiorid fooiM moYcmEnn A DAY IA THE lire OP AA ASIA A resistaace AfflERICAA/ PACIFIC ISLAADCR Pacific Islander Culture day, jazz musician and acriv- ganizer of the lantern festi­ iroofiD nnnuni 8 cuiTunm multicultural Otater Theater/9 3:15 Pffl OOltCGC STUDCAT nnnn/rnoino Week. ist.Fred Ho will give a free val. “The lantern festival is a Guest Lecture by Author Fred Ho multicultural Center/ 9 Rffl to7 Pm IIIAADCR P«EÉ Today at noon will mark concert at 7:30 p.m. in the A program sponsored by ASU Outreach. The program way for students and clubs to nnr (xrormon will bring High school students to the UCSB campus. fflultiOuRural aaHB| reoeptioa roR ths art expoi itioa the week’s opening, as the Multicultural Center. get involved in activities at multicultural Oenter lounge/'l pm The students will be participating in workshops for Ceni,, lounge/ 6 college admissions and success and cultural diversity. Korean Culture Group and Wednesday, UCSB alum­ Corwin Pavilion. The per­ pm Chance to view the art exhibition and meet the artists. Kaparirang Dance Group nae Helie Lee, author of a formances are cultural for This exposition features OCAftlf 2000 A AflAA AAICRICA AOOATime PCRFORAIAAOE and Choir will gather with video, performances music, and visual arts from the multicultural Canter lavage/ 6pm book about the Korean- singing, dancing and more, Asian American Pacific Islander community. Spon­ Ueen laurn/19 PHI to 1:30 Pm Women’s Studies Dept. sored by F.U.T.U.R.E How the 2000 Census will affect Ihe Asian American Hip Hop Showcase at the Ueen Lawn. Performances by American experience, will and it is on Thursday at Community. Sponsored by. the APGSA PCN Urban Dancers and a DJ Showcase presenting SB's Chair Shirley Lim, the finest. speak at 4 p.m. in the MCC 6:30.” Monday, May 17 ntCD IIO: OOAOERT 8IPOKCA UIORD event’s keynote speaker, in Lounge. According to ASU Co- noomifflE renronmnncEj multicultural Oenter Theater/ 7:30 Pffl **n DISH O f R.I.O.E.- Ueen loom/ 11:30 am to 1:30 Pffl Storke Plaza for die kickoff Chair Stephanie Chan, the Starke Plaza/ 19 Pin Baritone Saxophonist, composer, Asian Culture Wcck~kick-of I "rally at Storke Plaza with writer, and'political activist Fred Ho The Asian American Food Fair. Come out and try rally. groups participating in this opening address delivered by passionate and renown performs at the Multicultural Center. different Asian foods. Fund-raiser for Asian Interest According to Asian Stu­ author and Women Studies chair, Shirley Link'Also Theater. -His music is influenced Clubs on Campus The theme is RICE, week’s events are Vietnam­ performances by KP Choir, KP Dance Troop, and • by Charles Mingus. Duke Ellington, Korean Cultural Awareness Group dent Union Co-Adviser John Coltrane, and Cal Massey, IAATERA which means ese Student Union, the Fili­ sponsored by A.S.I.A.N;! Sharon Hoshida, this year’s pino group Iaoranateotea, rsin vA i Spbwe^^m t, and POTIUOK Corwin/ 7 Pffl theme, “RICE,” stands for the Korean Cultural Aware­ This event provides what we are trying to A/ian Re/ourcc Center/ 4 Pffl ta 6 Pfll students with Ihe Reaching Into Cultural ness Group, the Martial Grand Opening of the Asian Resource Center. Come by Wednesday, May 19 opportunity to network meet Ihe stall and enjoy the FREE food!! Located and to learn more about Empowerment. do is get the campus Arts Club, Kapatitang Fili­ behind the Women s Center. Sponsored by Asian AOOATIfflC PCRTORfflAAOC the API student organi­ “Rice is the one thing that Unity Committee. Storke Plaza/ 19 Pffl ta I Pm zations on campus. at large more pino, KP Choir and dancers, Performances by Polynesian Dance Group, la*0ra‘NaTe'0tea There wilt also be a is common to all Asian cul­ exposed to the Asian Grooveyard and the Assy­ and Assyrian Dancers variety of live perfor- ^R W ^D I tures. Regardless of the vari­ 18 (flighty mountain Ularrior/ mances by the participating dubs. rian dancers. multicultural Center Theater/ 7 Pm AUTHOR. HEIIE ICC community. fflvIUOvItvral Center lavage/ 4 Pffl ous countries and origins, “The whole idea of Asian "in these tiptoe-around-the issues, lefs-offend-anybody rice is the common denomi­ -Steve Choy times, the Warriors go out of .their way to prick sensi­ A graduate of UCSB, Helie Lee, OHARITY BAll Culture Week is to bring bilities...” - Pat Corcoran, Face Magazine author of Stilt Life Wilh Rim .w ill Yvealon/9 Pffl/IS for 91 +: 17 far 18 O aver nator and is a basic element A ^^ptudent discuss her experience as a Korean Special guest appearance by REPATUA from the Bay UCSB’s community Using Satire, irony and parody, this San Francisco- American and the struggles her based comedy troupe subverts the stereotypes placed Area Charity Ball concludes Asian American/ Pacific of unity,” she said. “I think it Unionco-chalr relatives endured during their Islander Culture Week. It will raise money for scholar­ together,” she said. “[The on Asian Americans and breaks through culturally journey to their nevy homeland, ships for local high school students is important to let people imposed limitations. Funding for this event is provided • America. week’s activities] are not ex­ by Project Crossroads, the Division of Humanitiies & know how unified the Asian clusive, and the reason why Fine.Arts and the Division of Social Science. Co- sponsored by Asian American Studies Department, the groups are, and at the same Asian Culture Week cul­ we have the events on cam­ Department of Dramatic Art and the Multicultural Center. 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Below all my good-hearted cynidsm, I like to thin] that everything happens for a reason — essentially I’m an optimist. But sometimes life’s just a bitch, an< you get the raw end of the deal There are forces tha are bigger than us in this world and if we ride the ball we go where it bounces. Like it or not, this is some thing we have to accept, and it is something I wai reminded of this week­ end. On Saturday, the Santa Barbara Sailing Club and the Pierpont KAZUHRO KIBUISHI / duly nexus Bay Yacht Chib spon­ sored the annual Hardway race — one of What’s Wrong with the Movies? die few local regattas that offers an open-sea President Clinton Puts the Movie Industry in the Spotlight in Response to School Violence route. I was to cover die race for die Daily Nexus ost of us, when we were minors, went to see at least guage or themes, or a combination thereof. Movie ratings are not on the outside track, one R-rated movie without the accompaniment of as descriptive, and are reduced to the ambiguous “G,” “PG,” where boats leave from an adult. No big crime, right? It’s a common sight “PG-13,” “R,” and “NC-17.” A movie-rating system similar to Santa Barbara Harbor, M to see gun use in a movie preview. So? Some parents thepay onelittle used by television stations would be usefid for parents in circle Santa Cruz Island mind to movie ratings in regard to their children’s viewing. filtering through objectionable contetat for their children. If and return to Ventura What’ s new? The movie-going system is coming under attack by controls are going to be used, they should be more descriptive. Harbor. President Bill Clinton and his crusade against media violence. Clinton also urges Hollywood to ban guns in movie ads and The outside track is Well, when the public gets worried about violence among its previews. This is difficult because it infringes on the rights of the called the ‘Hardway’ youth, movies and media often take the blame. In light o f school mov^e producers. For some movies, such as “Saving Private because those lacking shootings, such a reaction comes as little surprise. But how rea­ Ryan,” guns play a key role in the previews to describe what the proper equipment or a listic are Clinton’s proposals? movie is about. Banning guns in movie trailers would be a form of taste for white-knuckle Clinton’s three-point plan on violence in movies is more of a censorship because guns may be a part of the art. Also, without sailing find it much less nerve-racking to take th< pleasant urging than a social policy. Clinton’s crusade makes no including guns in the trailers, how are parents to know if they coastal route. But, if you’ve got the gear (cajont> effort in looking for a causation for violent behavior. Rather, the should prevent their children from seeing it? included), they say the trip around Santa Cruz Islanc crusade seeks to place blame somewhere that has been brought The third element of this crusade calls for more strictly en­ can be die ride of lifetime. under attack for encouraging violence in the past— the movies. forced screening of young moviegoers. Already there are guide­ Pre-race interviews warned of 25- to 35-knoi As part of the crusade, Clinton urges the movie industry to lines that prohibit a minor from attending an R-rated film with­ winds, 15-foot seas and the occasional knockdown reevaluate its film-rating system. This bears merit. It’s time for out an adult. These are self-imposed industry regulations. Age is The outside track was a turbulent ride where the boom could throw you overboard before you saw it the current movie-rating system to be reevaluated, as die objec­ supposed to be checked regardless o f Clinton’s urgings. coming, and a tangle with ropes or riggings could tionable themes of adult movies have become varied and com­ It looks as though this crusade is a reaction, not a plan. Clin­ deprive you of much-loved appendages. The least plex. As it now exists, the movie-rating system is nondescriptive ton and others search for someone to blame rather than acknow­ ominous prediction advised: Hold o n ... tight. and open-ended compared to its television counterpart. HBO ledge the societal elements that are the root of the problem. The I have never been one to shy away from the ele­ and other television stations employ a comprehensive rating sys­ lights in the theater have dimmed, but the problem still exists; ments, and despite a gratuitous lack of sailing experi­ tem that details the content in the programming. This rating sys­ flashing a flashlight may help to find the way, but it is not going ence, I jumped on the story. But, to make a long, anti- tem specifies whether movies contain nudity, violence, adult lan­ to. fix the problem.

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Who Are You Calling ing to reverse popular concepts like smolang your children smolang? Will they look as so­ is the wide difference between the terms sant and ever- is sophisticated. And remember, Megan, phisticated? I hope they are dissuaded by an “racism” and “prejudice,” and the fact that country(AKA Sophisticated? you finance these ads every time you buy a anti-tobacco ad and don’t turn out tike minorities, by definition, cannot be racist. split the races a pack. mama. Oh, and Megan, have you smelled Racism is the systematic control by a convincing evi Editor, Daily Nexus: Last of all, you were right about one thing: yourself lately? Pretty sophisticated. group orperson in power and the coercion to superior to all I’m writing in response to Megan Herr’s Pro-tobacco ads did make smoking appear M ATT DUNFORD benefit from such actions. To take the defin­ Bags” Rockefel column, “W e Know Smoking Is Bad for Us” ition of racism a step further, cultural racism (Daily Nexus, May 12). is the continued presence of ideas to main­ First, Megan, you’ve got all your statistics Time to Call Others tain a higher worthiness and power in society wrong. Nonsmokers are winning. Less peo­ by those in control. Institutional racism is ple today are smoking and more are quitting. on Their Ignorance societies’ power structure ensuring the status People are becoming less tolerant of your quo remains, which is whites on the top and disgusting addiction. Remember when you Editor, Drily Nexus: blacks on the bottom (along with other mi­ could tight up in a restaurant or bar? Re­ Some folks just love to be ignorant... and norities). Since minorities have neither in­ member when cigarettes cost two bucks a insist on sharing that ignorance with the rest fluence nor power base in society, and never pack? The reason anti-tobacco legislation of the population. People, too, often express have, they can only be prejudiced. exists in California is because the majority of half-ass ideas about facts they have tittle Prejudice is the dislike and/or favoritism voters find people tike you distasteful. background or educational experience to by a group or individual toward another. Mi­ Second, you mentioned that you are un­ speak on. I am referring to Joanna Rogers’ norities can express dislike and favoritism convinced that anti-tobacco ads persuade f*£C-AN;fJcr*lNO- ctUONAL" ' ft letter condemning Brian Ortega as “racist” against whites, but have no control over people not to smoke. However, those ads RUSTY YATES /M iL rn x u i (Reader’s Voice, “Any and All Prejudice them in society. W hite people are viewed as aren’t aimed at people like you. You, Megan, Displays Ignorance,” May 11). part of the elite structure and, thus, can be are already addicted. Instead, they are in­ they influenced public opinion. The tobacco I can concede that Ortega’s letter lacked a labeled as racist because they’re part of the tended to influence youths who are consid­ industry got to the movie stars. The rest of solid conclusion and his prints were hapha­ majority. I would like to express that people ering smoking. If today1s youths see how foul America followed suit. zard, but he was honest to himself and to fail to realize a disenfranchised white person Since the beg and unattractive smoking really is, they may Unfortunately, Megan, you were just as readers about racism and his prejudice. has more in common with a minority than however, white! think twice about trying it. These ads are try­ gullible. W hat will you do when you catch W hat I am attempting to clear up for Rogers with the ruling structure in place. The inces- ated by elites fi ! ily Nexus Monday, May 17,1999 7

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After creeping along at no more than a couple knots for about two hours, we lost the wind. For half an hour, rind Out of the Sail the skipper attempted to get us moving in die right direction, but the crew soon voted to throw in the No More Stars i the High Seas Leaves One Student towel and motor home; two of the four other boats in ”... men are apt to our fleet did the same. A Movie Has Been Overhyped idolize or tear that I was mad as helL I wanted to be outside the island, which they cannot ling of Life and His Place in It rolling off a 14-fbot swell with the mast 30 degrees off J i l l S t .J o h n the water and me holding on with one hand, snapping climactic story short, the day was fraught with set- pictures of die white water below my feet with the woman.” K | _ _ _ backs and, as you can see, I’m writing an opinion col­ other. But, as I said at the outset, life’s a bitch. Unless you live in a cave in the backwoods of the ■ 1 -JeaaToomef umn instead of a news feature. W hen I was asked to write this column, I thought, Santa Ynez Mountains, Fm sure you’ve been a vic­ e to think I showed up in the boat yard at 8 a.m. on race day “OK, what did I learn from my uneventful excursion?” tim of the recent flux of “Star Wars” previews, sup­ ssentially, and found a report of gale-force winds outside die plements, posters, toys, etc. It seems everywhere I Not much realty, but one of our crew members did vol­ Top Five Chick | bitch, and channel Given my lack of experience, die race com- unteer his golden rule to me: There are two people you turn I’m bombarded with posters of Darth Maul or FBcks , I brces that missioners were concerned for my safety and opted to don’t fack with in life — Mother Nature and Father life-sized cardboard cutouts of Natalie Portman in e the ball, put me on one of die coastwise boats. Channel condi- Time. This guy reminded me of Jimmy Buffet, an old full Queen Amidala regalia. No matter how hard The following films one tries to escape, the force of “Episode I The s is some- dons were supposed to be fairly menacing, and I was surf bum who looked like he’d just gotten off the bus Phantom Menace” has America anxiouslya waiting ing I was assured I would get a good story. That didn’t pan out from Margaritaville, but he was happy and I believed draw a girl crowd. its premiere. the advice he gave me. They are listed in ^ It’s like Darth Vader said in one of those movies, no particular Now Father Time is (“Return of the Empire”? Or was it “Jedi Strikes order. 1. “Pretty untouchable, but his Back”?) “Luke, it is your destiny.” It seems to be the bark is worse than his destiny of everyone in the entire country to see this Anything”, 3. bite. H e is passive, movie on opening day; yes, you are all going to join "Steel Magnolias', aggressive, and die only the dark side. OK, I’ve seen the stories in the papers 4 . “Breakfast a t * people who need to fear about all the people wraiting for tickets, and it’s a him are the cowards and little out of hand. These “Star Wars” fanatics have Tdfehy’s'^.ancjS. I the lazy. brought “waiting in fine” to a whole new level. ”Sleepl0ssin„" 1 M other Nature is a Camping out a month or a week in advance for much more vulnerable tickets to a movie — my question is what do these adversary, but she packs people do for a living where they can take off that Drink of the Day more of a punch. My much time to get “Star Wars” tickets? That’s quite To quench that sailing story is not a dra­ a vacation right there. spring th a t, J matic tale about tempt­ Now I have been aware for some time that there ing the gods; it’s just a was going to be the release of a prequel to the “Star real daquiri. Mil 1 dull example which helps Wars” trilogy, but I didn’t think it was going to cause such utter madness. My first clue that “Epi­ prove a valuable point. parts rum and one sode F had completely taken over the entertain­ We could push a button packet o f sugar. ment industry was when my 5-year-old brother and destroy the world, • Shake with ice, . § (who has never seen any one of the trilogy films) but outside of nuclear then strain o ut ice saw a picture of Darth Maul and immediately ex­ armageddon, we’re in ttotf$anraP‘p ‘ I RUSTY YATES / daily nexus claimed, “Hey, that guy is in ‘Star Wars’!” All I • • _ k.' nature’s hands. I could’ve could do was shake my head. I don’t want to be a i take die either.' been claimed by the ocean just as easy as I was left traitor to my generation, but I really don’t see what ¡¡lock 1999 I i (cajones I was aboard the South Pacific, a 34-foot vessel with floating on its surface. It’s possible that we would have all this hoopla is about. This summer w ill nix Island a reputation for speed. At noon, the A fleet shoved out capsized if we’d gone the Hardway or that I would’ve Well, I guess this whole counterculture of “Star |j^ri^nes&loa * ' for the Hardway. O ur vessel drifted to the starting line fallen overboard if conditions in the channel had been Wars” has just passed me by, I didn’t see any of the .‘resilience of what I 35-knot with the rest of the B Fleet, and following die blast what I expected. re-releases (don’t gasp from shock too much), and I was counter cut- 1 ockdown. from the' fog horn, we started towards four small oil I would like to believe that everything happens for a don’t thinkl’ve seen any of the three movies in their ture. Woodstock vhere die rigs on the horizon. We were to round the rigs and reason, but who the hell realty knows? The point is that entirety. I hope I haven’t burned too many bridges, ’99 has been ou saw it return {o Ventura Harbor, but victory wasn’t in the die ball bounces in strange directions, and you just after admitting to that. I just don’t get it. I may give ' planned and the if ngs could cards. have to accept that. I throw my weight in the direction in and end up seeing this movie, but it will be a long stage has been I The least All sports have their upsets and unforeseen compli­ I would like to go, but in the end I’m just along for the time from now in a movie theater far, far away, m g & s m where there are no lines and the auditoriums are it cations, but most participants achieve their goal, how­ ride. 'jrasnlpitofthB n the ele- empty. ever slowly or unimpressively. Sailing is in a league of uniqueness o f the lgexperi- its own, and all die ambition and determination in the Curtis Brainard is a Daily Nexus assistant county edi­ Jill St. John is the campus editor and is not going to ong, anti- world doesn’t guarantee a ticket across die finish line. tor, and he really needs to stop playing with his dinghy. see ‘Episode r on opening day. the fact that it M . wasn’t planned ’ • • end a! soitsaf ■ Letters to the editor MUST include the author's i^eoplesbow^V.*.* FULL name, phone number, year and major. Do you really think thing to think and ever-present propaganda of this “indentured servants” were placed in com­ quoted as saying “...and together we did ry (AKA institutional racism) exists to mand of black slaves so as to create the fic­ CPR until the paramedics came, which was you and your he races and distract the masses, while tional idea that the white slaves were equal to like 15 minutes later” (Daily Nexus, “Well- ’Sup? I ncing everybody that white skin is the white elite. This same parallel has con­ Acronyms do s tot ior to all others. In actuality, “Money tinued to’the present ideas are really of titling in here at Rockefeller could care less about you. It would come as no surprise to me if half of you people reading tins don’t understand cool? Why not UCSB. And now, or simply disagree. Most (eh, I didn’t say all) even s/angge lilj of you white folks couldn’t and probably shortened, fo r wouldn’t want to concur anyway. Like I said, take this time to example, Whassup some folks are ignorant gets shortened to TRAVIS LODOLCE share why with *Sup. W batis next Wbaddup RUSTY YATES / d a i l y moos UCSB? Go ahead becomes ’Oup?; R e s c u e 7 Wo r k s in Loved Chemistry Professor William Palke and write a letter. S e v e n S e c o n d s ! Passes Away," May 11). UCSB is fortunate How to Play; to have its own on-site paramedic program, § | Give us a ring RESCUE 7. An important advantage to Columns should Editor, Daily Nexus: such a program is a rapid response to medical a t (8 0 5 )8 9 3 - There are times when a minute may seem emergencies. RESCUE T s response to this be three-typed 2692. Leave your like an eternity. Stressful experiences may call was 3 minutes and 22 seconds. Unfortu­ idea or fact, full distort our senses, and particularly so during nately the efforts of all involved (CPR, para­ Bane and phone RUSTY YATES / daily nexus number (without a time when one is anxiously awaiting the ar­ medics and medical personnel from Goleta igiSjg:;pages; ? letters one-* '"is*] ce the beginning of the United States, rival of emergency medical personnel Valley Hospital) were not successful in die which we won’t let rer, whites and blacks have been separ- In a recent article regarding the tragic resuscitation efforts. typed page. you appear in the y elites for fear of revolution. White death of a UCSB professor, a student was JOHN L. 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Copy Editing and Light Research Keynote speaker Sandra Steingraber, author of “Living N o protect too targe or too small Downstream” and “Post Diagnosis,” gave a lecture titled “Californians for Pesticide Reform.” Steingraber empha­ PIpdcp Coll sized the link between carcinogenic pesticides and cancer A MOUSE AWAY • (SOS) 961-0601 rates in certain areas. “There are clear patterns of geographic and environmental pesticide use, and when you overlay the cancer patterns on top of it, it’s mimicked,” she said. TRAFFIC SCHOOL Steingraber pointed to women’s bodies as a starting point * * * *ON UCSB CAMPUS* * * * to detect pesticide traces within their breast milk Entertaining Classes^ “Women’s bodies are the first environment, W e have to clean up the outside environment in order to clean up the in­ . W I T H side environment,” she said. ^ 1 tT hH iI sS . 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alternatives to old-growth ing customers aren’t vailing PROTEST wood include selectively to listen, and it hurts that S p e c ia l N o t ic e s ■ Continued from p.l harvested trees from certi­ they don’t care,” he said. ATTENTION AQUATICS BIOLOGY “The owner of the pre­ fied sustainable forests, re­ “One guy came up to me and MAJORS ¡1 you are interested in be­ mises was demanding the cycled wood and reclaimed said, ‘Get a life!’ I said to him coming a tour guide for MSI during finals week June 21-25 drop by for police arrest of any protes­ wood from old buildings. ‘We’re saving fives, includ­ an informational meeting anytime ters in front of Home De­ According to Schmook, the ing your own.’ ” between 1 &2pm on Monday May 24 pot,” senior mechanical en­ While some customers at the Marine Biotech Conference home-improvement indus­ room 3rd floor MSI. Paid Positionsl gineering major Mike Neur- try’s largest retailer in Eur- walked by the protestors in Flexible hoursl Questions call Dar­ auter said. “[The protest] bewilderment, others appre­ ren 653-6404 was going too well. He was ciated their efforts. Santa Attn: it is officially Sara is "DA scared of us. That’s why he Tfte owriL o f the Barbara resident Bruce BOMB' dayl Go out and celebrate! wanted us to leave.” premises was Bernson agreed with the Home Depot representa­ protesters. c^andlrfflhe S L O G A N tive Amy Friend said Home “I was on my way to C O N T E S T Depot continues to sell old- police arrest any Home Depot just going to protestors in front of LULL treats growth wood because of a look at products,” he said. “I SAFE GRADUATION lack of lumber vendors sell­ Home Depot. saw what [the protesters] (a campaign against ing environmentally certi­ were doing. Rather than drinking and driving) 1st Place $100 fied wood. According to shop, I reprioritized my day. 2nd Place $50 Friend, half of the lumber in W hat they’re doing merited 3rd Place $25 the U.S. is from old-growth my support.” Entries due by NOON, - Mike Neurauter FRIDAY, MAY 21 at forests. Schmook said only 4 per­ Health Ed In Student “I think the group does senior mechanical cent of the country’s old- Health. Include name, phone #, slogan and why not fully understand some of engineering ma|Of growth remains. A t the cur­ your slogan is the best. the things Home Depot is rent rate of logging, experts doing,” she said. “Home estimate all old-growth Depot is one of the first re­ ope, which is analogous to wood will be gone by the iH iiiiiii tailers in the U.S. to tiy to America’s Home Depot, has year 2010, she said. Bartender Trainees needed cany more products being recently agreed to phase out “Home Depot can either TENNILLE TRACY / daily nexus $100-200 per shift, P/T or FIT. Im­ certified. W ith the lack of all old-growth wood. mediate placement assistance. stop selling old-growth now Child’s Play 805-983-6649. International Barten­ products being certified, we Senior sociology major or in 10 to 15 years when it’s der School. can’t offer as much as we’d and Increase the Peace orga­ all gone,” Schmook said. The lead singer o f the band No Use fora Name enter­ tains party-goers at the annual Islander party. The like.” nizer Dave Adler said cus- “Either way we have to start bash, held by Fiji fraternity, raised funds for the Child­ Catalina Island Senior biology major and tomer apathy was thinking about alternatives. ren's Miracle Network. Summer Jobs Increase The Peace orga­ disheartening. W e want to save old-growth Positions available for outgoing nizer Heidi Schmook said “If s disappointing know- friendly retail salespersons. Hous­ before it’s all gone.” ing available. Send application re­ quest to B ayC o. P .0 B ox 1025 Ava­ lon, CA 90704 FIGHT Female Photo Models Needed. ■ Continued from p.1 $200-$1000 per shoot were all out of gas, and it was Legitimate work-paid daily. Sterling Productions. 961-3919. all about who wanted it more. I gave it my all.” Girls G ris Girls!! Earn $l00r- per hr. exotic dancing Losing by decision to Flex, hours Cash paid daily Cameron “Big Dog” Verdi 544-2204 of Pike, Luis “The Gover­ $7.00-8.00 per hair. I n job with nor” Pic one of the UCSB flex, beers! Cashiers, sales art rugby team said the fight stecken seeded fer one «eek cloth­ was clean and well-matched. ing sale at Earl Warreo Showgroends. Apply Monday, May “It was a good fight,” Pi- 17 froa 4-6pa aod Teesday 10aa- cone said. “I should have 6pa at 3400 Calle Real ar call 888- been in better cardio shape 530-0004 ext. 307 fer aere info. though, and I could have Goleta bicycle software , company done better, but I’ll be back needs student who can heg) us with everything on weekday afternoons: next year in good shape and prepare mail, handle phone cads, ready to fight.” empty trash, enter data, do member tech, support (depending on know­ According to Pike Fight ledge) etc. PC and bicycle familiar­ Night organizer Ryan ity would be helpful. Casual dress, Brink, “The best fight of the hard working atmosphere. 1 mile from IV. $8/hr. Call Dave at night was Luis Picone and 685-7000. Cameron Verdi. It was a ITn looking for 3 more people to close match. Cameron came work w/ me in my summer intern­ out and put his whole heart ship. h your summer job SUCKS- into it and won.” - caH m e. Avg. Incom e $7000 560-2110 The fights drew cheers It’s Udder Madness and hollers from enthusias­ is lo o kin g fo r sa le s pe ople fo r dow n­ tic spectators. Undeclared JASON SCHOCK / DAILY NEXUS town store. Flexble hrs. FIT, P/T Joe De La Cruz, left, gets some advice from his trainer in-between rounds at Fight Night. freshman Kaija Dankers pos. avail Apply at 923 State S i said R ght Night was a un­ JUNE GRADS-want to stay in Santa Barbara and start your career at a ique fundraiser. petition, and everyone came company that stands apart? The “I never watch boxing, but out to support us,” he said. Santa Barbara Independent has this has been a lot of fun,” Other victors included opening for an entry level business/ accounting major in our Business she said. “It’s nice to see so Lambda’s David “Dynamite Department Good pay and bene­ many UCSB students com­ Kid” Tse; Nate “Slim fits. Resumes only to Todd Smith, ing out to .support a good Reaper” Saylor, an indepen­ Independent 1221 Stale St SB 93101 cause and have some fun.” dent; Pi Gamma Alpha’s Lifeguards Wanted fo r 1999 Chuck Liddel, who has Brendan “White Lightning” summer season: SB County participated in the Ultimate Thorne; and Joel “Soul Beaches/ Swimming Pools. Con­ Fighting Championship Daddy” Davenport of Phi Almost too ex­ tact Mark Cummins at 805-566-0063 and has 16 years of kickbox­ Sig. hausted to fight, ing experience, worked with Pike achieved a double these boxers hold in some of the fighters prior to victory, according to mem­ order to regain some SUMMER RESIDENT the event. “Everyone fought ber Chris Scarfita — the lost energy. Many of ASSISTANTS NEEDED! the fighters started tough,” he said. “Their tech­ three Pike fighters had a Join the Francisco out quick in the first Torres Residential nique is raw, but they went spotless record Friday night, round, but found suc­ Life Team! out there with a lot of heart and ticket sales raised over cessive power • Develop your and it was really exciting.” $7,000 for the Say Yes to leadership potential pu nch e s sapping • Take an active role In the last fight of the Kids Foundation. their energy. By the in the community evening, heavyweights Jeff • Increase personal third round, these growth and Garrett ofTheta Chi and in­ “It went realty well,” he fast starters were out professional skills dependent fighter Joe De La said. “Pike was a huge suc­ o f steam. Benefits Include Cruz went for three rounds cess, and it was nice seeing •Free room & board of hard fighting. Garrett our three fighters win their including unlimited won by decision and attri­ meals* Parking* matches.” Access to Francisco buted some of his success to Torres services and the support of his fraternity Members of Pi Kappa facilities * Applications Available brothers. Alpha will be presenting the 5/12-5/17/99 “It’s the first year our Francisco Torres Say Yes to Kids Foundation 6850 El Colegio Road house put guys in this com­ with a check later this week. 968.0711 Daily Nexus Monday, May 17,1999 11

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May 17-23rd is... All Week CAB, 10 am-2 PM Bookshelf Project! Help make a brand UCSB Activities are also available on-line new bookshelf for the I.V. Teen Center, in front of UCen http://events.sa.ucsb.edu bookstore Volunteer UCSB Organization Directory is on-line Heart Care Program, 10:00 AM - 3:00 PM. SHS lobby http://www.sa.ucsb.edu/campusorgs/ EOP Peer-Advisors, 12:00 PM -12:30 PM. Middle Appreciation Week wM Your On-line access will publicize your activities in the Eastern Cultural Presentation Storke Plaza from 12:00- UCSB Events Web Calendar and Monday Nexus Calendar 12:30pm. Also from 6:00-9:00pm at the MCC Theater. "Everyday Heroes Happen" Page Counseling and Career Services, 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM. Student Affairs also offers free web page hosting. Applying To Graduate School, C&Cserv 1109 •Beanie Baby Drive-Donate new or unwanted (fj£8Qj Registered groups can apply on the web Counseling and Career Services, 4:00 PM - 5:15 PM, Beanie Babies to the Children at C.A.L.M. W_>/ http://orgs.sa.ucsb.edu/webaccounts Internship Intro Workshop, C&Cserv 1109 Student Life has a posting service. Drop off 7 flyers at EOP Peer-Advisors, 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM, Middle Eastern •Toothbrush Drive-Donate new wrapped toothbrushes the front desk. Flyers not posted and stamped by OSL will Cultural Presentation, MCC Theater for the residents of the Santa Barbara Rescue Mission. be removed from the kiosks. Friends of Revolutionary Anti-Imperialist League (RAIL), 7:00 PM -10:30 PM. Santa Barbara Premiere of •Sponsor a Slice-Donate a dollar and sponsor a slice of 'The Golf War" Psych 1824 pizza and a drink for the Best Buddies friendship program. Monday, May 17 Arts & Lectures, 8:00 PM -10:15 PM, Josh Kombluth: Cold Care Clinic, 9:00 AM - 4:30 PM. Feeling sick? Come The Mathematics of Change, Campbell Hall, general Cf’pv Check the Nexus for more Volunteerl into the COLD CARE CLINIC in Student Health for some $14/17/20; students $12/14/16 Appreciation Week activities! FREE help!! Wrestling Club @ UCSB, 8:45 PM -11:00 PM, Rob Gym Get more information on CAB, 10 am-2 PM. Beanie Baby Drive and Care-Tag 2120, open practice volunteering through Project! Donate beanie babies, or make cards for children Community Affairs Board at Child Abuse Listening and Mediation (CALM), in front of Thursday, May 20 UCen Bookstore Cold Care Program, 9:00 AM - 4:30 PM, SHS (CAB) at 893-4296! Jpr CAB, 10 am-2 PM, Toothbrush drive: donate new, CAB, 10 am-2 PM. Beanie Baby Drive and Care-Tag wrapped toothbrushes for the S.B. Rescue Mission, in front Project! Donate beanie babies, or make cards for children of UCen Bookstore at Child Abuse Listening and Mediation (CALM), in front of CAB, 10 am-2 PM, sponsor a slice! Help Best Buddies Office of Student Life UCen Bookstore is have their Awards Ceremony and Pizza Party by donating CAB, 10 am-2 PM, Toothbrush drive: donate new, $1! ($1 = 1 slice of pizza) in front of UCen Bookstore wrapped toothbrushes for the S.B. Rescue Mission, in front Heart Care Program, 10:00 AM - 3:00 PM Did you know m 9 of UCen Bookstore Wrappin’ Up the Year. that heart attack is still the number cause of death in the CAB, 10 am-2 PM, sponsor a slice! Help Best Buddies U.S.? Know the facts! Come and visit us at the Heart Care have their Awards Ceremony and Pizza Party by donating Clinic for free blood pressure measurements and Graduating Seniors $1! ($1 = 1 slice of pizza) in front of UCen Bookstore cholesterol test for a small fee. Clinic is open Monday thru • Pick up your Commencement Stage Passes and Regalia in front of the Counseling and Career Services, 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM, Thursday 10am to 3pm. SHS lobby. UCen during Finals Week Basic Interview Skills, C&Cserv 1109 Amnesty International, 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM, meeting, Organization Officers and Members; Zen Sitting Group @ UCSB, 6:30 PM - 8:30 PM, meeting, MCC Girv 1108 • No more cash advances! If you are looking for reimbursement funds Multicultural Center, 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM. 18 MIGHTY Increase the Peace/Rainforest Alliance, 6:30 PM - 7:30 TURN IN YOUR RECEIPTS! MOUNTAIN WARRIORS. MCC Theater, free PM, meeting, CAB office, UCen 2523 • Make your transition smooooooth! Tip off your groups’ new officers on Arts & Lectures, 8:00 PM -10:00 PM, Rabbi Arthur Arts & Lectures, 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM. The Mirror, Hertzberg, The Herman P. and Sophia Taubman procedures at the Office of Student Life! Campbell Hall, students $5; general $6 Foundation Symposia in Jewish Studies, Campbell Hall, • Celebrate outstanding organizational achievements at Activities Awards: Chinese American Association, 7:00 PM -12:00 AM, free Thursday, June3, 5 - 6:30 p.m. at the M ulticultural Center NOMINATIONS FOR CAA '99 CABINET, HSSB1173 St. Mark's Catholic Student Organization, 8:00 PM - UCDC Intern Alumni Club, 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM, General 9:00 PM. Bible study, 6550 Picasso Information Meeting for UCDC Program in Washington, Swing and Ballroom Dance Club, 8:30 PM -10:30 PM. DC, UCen State St. Weekly Club Dance Practice Meeting, Rob Gym 2320, $10 University Christian Fellowship, 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM. Office of Student Life membership/qtr Large Group Meeting, UCen S.B. Harbor Swing and Ballroom Dance Club, 8:45 PM -10:30 PM. Increase the Peace/Rainforest Alliance, 9:00 PM -11:45 SAASB 2201 • 893-4550 Ballroom Dance practice night, Rob Gym 2320/1430. $10 PM, music by band Tight Pants, info.about rainforests membership/qtr >^ic©ust>ic Hour ift feh,e Hub... I Wrestling Club @ UCSB, 9:00 PM -11:00 PM. Open A S P S S A s a P resents.*. practice, new members of any level of experience Friday, May 21 welcome. Rob Gym 2120, free Thursday, May 20 . ROOSTER PASTE CAB, 10 am-2 PM. Beanie Baby Drive and Care-Tag Project! Donate beanie babies, or make cards for children ¡ | M a y 1 9 t h f 9 9 9 Tuesday, May 18 at Child Abuse Listening and Mediation (CALM), in front of Cold Care Program, 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM, SHS UCen Bookstore 4 : 3 0 - 6 : 3 0 pm CAB, 10 am-2 PM. Beanie Baby Drive and Care-Tag CAB, 10 am-2 PM, Toothbrush drive: donate new, Project! Donate beanie babies, or make cards for children wrapped toothbrushes for the S.B. Rescue Mission, in front at Child Abuse'Listening and Mediation (CALM), in front of of UCen Bookstore UCen Bookstore CAB, 10 am-2 PM, sponsor a slice! Help Best Buddies CAB, 10 am-2 PM, Toothbrush drive: donate new, have their Awards Ceremony and Pizza Party by donating wrapped toothbrushes for the S.B. Rescue Mission, in front $1! ($1 * 1 slice of pizza) in front of UCen Bookstore of UCen Bookstore Hillel, 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM. Welcome the Shabbat with 100 CAB, 10 am-2 PM, sponsor a slice! Help Best Buddies other students! We offer liberal and traditional services- Tues. 5.18.99 have their Awards Ceremony and Pizza Party by donating and free dinner! URC 7:30 & 10pm Students $3 General $5 $1! ($1 = 1 slice of pizza) in front of UCen Bookstore Gaucho Christian Fellowship/ Intervarsity @ UCSB, Heart Care Program, 10:00 AM - 3:00 PM, SHS 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM. Large Group meeting, Lisa Harper, LIVE at the Lagoon.... Counseling and Career Services, 2:00 PM • 3:00 PM. speaker. Buchanan 1920 Resume Writing When You Know What Job/lntemship Multicultural Center, 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM, AN EVENING You're Seeking. C&Cserv 1109 OF SRI LANKAN MUSIC AND DANCE, MCC Theater, free UJoui-n-flutler Counseling and Career Services, 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM, Interview Skills for Graduate Students, C&Cserv 1109 Saturday, May 22 Alternative Pop Rock Counseling and Career Services, 4:00 PM - 5:30 PM. Arts & Lectures, 10:00 AM -12:00 PM. Eric Foner The Social Action Careers and Graduate School Options, C&C Story of American Freedom: Tuesday 5/18/99 at Noon FREE! Serv 1109 Liberty and Its Discontents from the American Revolution Habitat for Humanity, Campus Chapter at UCSB. 5:00 to the Present. Hatlan Theater, free PM - 6:00 PM, general meeting, UCen Lobero Cold Care Clinic Open CAB, 5 PM, weekly meeting to find out about volunteer Monday & Wednesday 9-4:30 'Dicsday A lliursday 9:30-4:30 opportunities. UCen 2523 Sunday, May 23 Business Economics Association, 6:15 PM - 7:15 PM, CAB, 9 am Isla Vista Clean-up! Meet at Anisq'Oyo' Park to April 19 -June 10 weekly company meeting, UCen State St. Meet Snelling help dean up I.V. know th e Personnel Services rep Annie Crawley, free pizza and FACTS drinks • Antibiotics don’t work for Zen Sitting Group @ UCSB, 6:30 PM - 8:30 PM. Sitting viral infections like the cold and flu. and walking Zen meditation. Beginners are welcome. Informal discussion after practice. Girv 1108 IThere's no “cure" for the cold, but you can do something about H. Ask us howl Wednesday, May 19 Cold Care Program, 9:00 AM - 4:30 PM, SHS CAB, 10 am-2 PM. Beanie Baby Drive and Care-Tag a I KIT! ( ho Student Health visit fur) information and individual consultation about common upper respiratory infections Project! Donate beanie babies, or make cards for children 0 thnr.it cultures'-;- am! over-thf-counier medications available o ¡.earn how to manage your-criri;eiii symptoms and liovv to at Child Abuse Listening and Mediation (CALM), in front of prevent votir next cold o r lltr o Recognize symptoms which require professional medical UCen Bookstore attention CAB, 10 am-2 PM, Toothbrush drive: donate new, •Free with PATH wrapped toothbrushes for the S.B. Rescue Mission, in front of UCen Bookstore Check In with (he Nane Advisor at Student Health. CAB, 10 am-2 PM, sponsor a slice! Help Best Buddies For more Informano«, call 893-4163. have their Awards Ceremony and Pizza Party by donating $1! ($1 = 1 slice of pizza) in front of UCen Bookstore