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KENT YIP next month. The possibility of the not yet be implemented because latter being turned simply into a BUSA was not prepared to apply Widespread hostility among BUSA entry debate was thought to different entry rules to selected medics continues to emerge after be undesirable. clubs. At present, BUSA is still con- the decision reached last term to Responding to calls for his res- sidering changes to resolve similar submit a single entry to the ignation, Charlie Joynt, Deputy predicaments faced by colleges British University Sports President (Clubs and Societies), incorporating the London medical Association (as reported in Felix denied having reneged on his elec- schools. A decision will be 1102). The debate at Tuesday's tion manifesto. He believed people announced in February. Emergency General Andy Heeps, Meeting has forced President of Imperial the Executive College Union, who Committee of forced the F.GM in the Imperial College first place, was glad to Union to re-open the have the chance to dis- discussion before cuss the issue again at Council next Monday. the next executive The meeting, BUS \ meeting. He felt that attended by more than members of the execu- 300 people, was held lllBii afflr^ tive committee who after Katie Armstrong, cast their vote on the president of 1CSM last occasion did not Union, withdrew her have enough time to call for a union-wide take in, and subse- referendum on the quently reflect, the matter. Her motion wide ranging views was supported by among the population about 800 union mem- Hil i of the college. bers. However, the Commenting on calls legality of holding a referendum had misunderstood his concept of for Charlie )oynt to resign, he said without first referring the matter 'hybrid entry' advocated during his his deputy had done an excellent back to ICU Council for considera- election campaign. Under this job so far, and he had no reason to tion has been challenged. scheme, smaller clubs would sub- question his personal integrity; any Moreover, if the referendum had mit a single entry, whilst larger misunderstanding was due entirely taken place, it would have clashed ones remain separate in BUSA to his inexperience in politics and with the annual Sabbatical Elections competitions. However, this could presenting his ideas clearly.
Extremists: Narrow Escape for IC
ANDYSINHARAY been faxed to them demanding to The Union also received a fax know why IC was giving space to demanding to know why IC was An extremist religious group "fascists". "We do get events under playing host to a group of fascists. apparently booked conference fictitious names," Felix was told. Michelle Lewthwaite, ICU office space at IC towards the end of "They tried several venues but manager, said that the union was last term. The group, turned away couldn't get in...we have to look telephoned from a man claiming to from IC after Police intervention, out for suspicious groups." They represent a different group who went on to stage the event in said the Conference Office organis- "weren't happy about them [the North London. One source es around 4000 events each year, London Turkish Islamic claimed several arrests were con- including those from mainstream Association] using college... the sequently made. Muslim groups, but annually guy went on and on." The caller It appears that the group, who receives "five or six" attempts at then confirmed his complaints in called themselves "The London bookings from extremist groups. writing by fax. "I then called college Turkish Islamic Association", made They usually have no fixed corre- security who told me the event had a booking only to have it later can- spondence address or a PO Box- been cancelled," Ms Lewthwaite celled by Security, who had been number, or may be vague on added. This has not been the first advised by Scotland Yard that the details of the event they wish to such occurrence: "There was a Association was believed to have organise. "We get fundraisers here, group here two or three years ago, be a terrorist group. and we can't be seen to be who caused big aggro," explained One Conference Office source fundraising for terrorists." Felix was Rob Clark, ICU Deputy President. said that after the booking was also told the group finally took the IC Security were unavailable for made, threatening messages had event to Stoke Newington. comment. NEWS 16 January 1998
Student Dies News in Brief...
ANDY SINHARAY rier, probably on a first, but no doubt of a two-one. We had no ishing at around 3am. Term has begun with news that yet worries." CCS SHOP Chetan Tailor, chair of the another student has died. The As regards the adequacy of Overseas Societies Committee Director of Undergraduate Studies pastoral care, Dr. Goodgame A member of the Centre for (OSC) which is responsible for in the Chemistry Department, Dr. added, "Welfare provision is fairly Computing Services Shop staff organising the event, told Felix David Widdowson, said that the good. It's scattered, but that's it's has been suspended in connec- that while the event would be sure third year was found dead in his strength, because it's diverse, and tion with "stock irregularities" to pull the crowds. "It's the Acton flat on Monday 5th January. the links are good." according to Professor Hynds, biggest IC event," he said. His flatmates attempted to revive Dr.Widdowson also told Felix head of CCS, who went on to add However, he also commented him, but he was pronounced dead that "We worry like mad as to that "the matter is now being that the expense was the main on arrival in hospital. There are whether we're doing enough" investigated fully". problem: This year's event had believed to be no suspicious cir- though he added it was difficult to David Thompson, head of the cost £15000, more expensive cumstances and an inquest has yet strike a balance between giving stu- internal audit unit was, however, than previous years, with the food to be held. dents freedom and imposing too unable to put a value on the loss, fair alone costing £5000. "It's a The deceased chemist represent- intrusive a welfare system. He also as all stock records have now large part of the affair," he said. ed, according to Dr. Widdowson, a added that if the student involved been removed by police officers Also contributing to the increased "very different" case to November's had difficulties they certainly investigating the alleged disap- cost is the new stage, being built suicide (Felix 1102). "He wasn't seemed well-hidden from those pearance. However, whilst no with equipment on loan from depressed or down-and-out at all," around him. As regards the avail- official figure will be available until DramSoc and St. Mary's. "We had he continued. "The whole thing is ability of welfare resources he said, a member of the CCS staff in con- to build it [in earlier years] and it's total mystery... he seemed per- "We would have to publicise even junction with the investigating a lot of hassle," said Samad Latif, fectly normal, though a bit worried more the personal tutorial system. officers make a final valuation, it is OSC honorary secretary. Both he [about exams]", though he stressed We're not even sure if it's suicide." rumoured that the cost of the and Mr. Tailor appeared non- that the student appeared to be One of IC's welfare advisors, stu- "irregularities" may run into sever- plussed at the comment that they under no more pressure than any dent counsellor David Allman, did al thousands of pounds, and the were tempting fate by holding the of his peers. He added that his not wish to comment on this par- police are treating the matter very event on Friday 13th February flatmates had been with him earlier ticular case, though he told Felix seriously. 1998. that day and found his behaviour to that students are welcome to dis- be normal. cuss any problems with him. STUDENTS OVER Dr. Margaret Goodgame, College "People are very welcome to come C&G STAFF LOSE Tutor, said "Chemistry is devastat- if any student would like to come THE LIMIT ed... we can't see any reason for it, and talk," he said. Mr. Allman can WAY TO UNION? I don't think anyone could have be reached on x49430. A new campaign to kerb student foreseen it... he was a bit of a wor- The continued poor showing of drinking is due to be launched by City and Guilds Union officers at the National Union of Students ICU meetings has resulted in the and the Portman Group, a self- C&.GU President, Vivake Bhalla, regulatory organisation funded by being asked to explain the actions all the major UK brewers to of his Union. Although Mr Bhalla's encourage responsible drinking. personal absences from several The report will stress the impor- recent ICU Executive meetings tance of sticking to the govern- were unavoidable, the reasons for ment's recommended safe drink- the continuing poor turn-out from ing limits of 28 units for men and the C&G Junior Treasurer at fund- 21 units for women each week. ing meetings and several C&G Whether the guidelines will apply officers' absences from Union to non-NUS colleges such as IC Council remain unexplained. Rob has not been made clear. Clark, Deputy President (Finance Services) described the C&GU as "failing to represent the inter- FELIX ON-LINE ests of their membership". Mr. Bhalla told Felix that he had been After a term of inactivity, Felix.net absent for the last two weeks "for has returned with a new layout. personal reasons." The contents of Felix will on-line Work begins this week on renovation of the area around the Royal in full every Friday, with back Albert Hall, opposite the Royal College of Music, writes David issues up to three years ago. The Roberts. The steps will be closed whilst the concrete layer which OSC BASH site is located at covers the original gardens is ripped up, to access the three-storey www.su.ic.ac.uk/Felix. Adobe basement beneath. In place of the current cramped Victorian plant- The arrangements for Acrobat Reader is required to rooms, a larger car park, delivery access points and offices will be International Night, one of the view the pages, and it is available packed into the underground area, to free the area from traffic. most successful annual events in on the site. When finished, the original stonework, balustrade and monument IC's social calendar, appear to be will be restored to their present locations. The Circle area will also going according to plan. As on be renovated, and the famous acoustic 'mushrooms' will be previous occasions, the event is removed for the Hall's ceiling. Although currently six weeks behind to include a food fair and show in schedule, the hall's chief executive still hopes that "the development the Great Hall in the Sherfield will be completed by 2000, restoring the monument, gardens and Building, followed by a disco fin- public facilities to their former glory". Photo: Aliki 16 January 1998 NEWS 3
rr Builders Get Ghoulish Trainer "Despicable
ANDREW OFORI sent in order to pursue their politi- cal careers. Leeds union have not Surprise Student unions nationwide have surrendered and are still pressing expressed resentment at the way the NUS to take a harder line ANDREW OFOR1 remarked on his amazement at the in which the NUS has conducted against fees. find and explained that the remains their campaign against tuition The NUS accused unions of Contractors were stunned to dis- were given the "necessary respect fees. failing to mount resistance to fees, cover a severed human foot while human remains should be treated There have been numerous whose introduction is planned for carrying out renovations in the with". He speculated that jovial demonstrations, such as the one September this year. The old Mechanical Engineering building. medical students had planted this held in Hyde Park on 26 November favourite, student apathy, has been Just before Christmas, a sealed sink portion of a cadaver as a prank, (Felix 1100), which involved selected as the root cause. These in the Biomechanics unit was being expecting it to be found in two or 10,000 people, reflecting fierce allegations were refuted by Matt converted to a store for workshop three weeks, never envisaging its student opposition. Hyde, the QMW President, who equipment, when it was found to unearthing by unsuspecting con- Unions felt that the campaign placed the blame on Douglas contain the disembodied foot pre- tractors fifteen years later. should have been spearheaded by Trainer. He defined the NUS as served in formalin. On the assumption its owner the NUS, and are severely disap- more of a "leisure complex" than a The police were called in to has no further use for it, the foot pointed with their tardy and feeble political body describing some of assess the situation, as regulation has now been safely and securely actions. Opportunities to recruit their actions as "despicable". dictates, and subsequently the disposed of by the college. future students to the campaign ICU president Andy Heeps coroner's office was informed. through schools have been missed. viewed the NUS allegations as a Tony Whymark, the project Unions have hit out at Douglas transparent attempt to shift blame manager of the renovations Trainer, the NUS President, accus- after a weak campaign. Although ing him of managing an ineffective, he agreed that current students undemocratic campaign by allow- who will not be affected showed ing Labour alliances within the NUS indifference, he suggested that the to obstruct positive action. The campaign should have "targeted NUS have been distinctly quiet at people starting University". He Labour conferences and David went on to say that one of the few Blunkett even thanked them for advantages of the fees would be their co-operation. Some student that they enabled students to com- unions feel they have not fully ben- plain about the standard of educa- efited from their joining fees. tion they are receiving on solid Leeds Union have proposed a grounds, but he asserted that "edu- vote of no-confidence in Douglas cation should be based on the abil- Trainer, that could bring an abrupt ity to learn and not. the ability to end to his presidential term. He earn". He saw Labour's fees sys- predicted that the motion will fail tem as unfair, as entrants such as due to an absence of backing, but medics could expect to be paying QMW proved him wrong by giving higher fees due to longer courses. their full support. However, the ICU is not a member of the NUS vote is unlikely to take place due to and Mr. Heeps has no intention of time restrictions. Helen Russell, of joining. He gave his support to Leeds Union, stated the NUS had Matt Hyde, and ICU shares his "portrayed the wrong image" of position of opposing the introduc- student feeling and accused mem- tion of tuition fees. bers of betraying those they repre-
RCS in Drunken Art Attack
JEREMY THOMSON entered the gallery and began to its distressed state by the artists The 22-Club committee were abuse the artworks, covering vari- Jason Pidd and Edwina Ashton, apparently unaware of the situation The 22 Club, the Royal College of ous pieces with wine, cigarette who had come in the morning to until the president was informed of Science elective social club, has burns and vomit. An offensive note check over the exhibits. They the situation by Pro-Rector Igor been banned from all college was also found at the scene, closed the gallery to the press, and Aleksander last week. "Regardless premises for two years following describing the perpetrator's opin- informed College of its condition. of one's personal opinions of the incidents of vandalism at a ions of the sculpture. The situation was particularly exhibition, it is a very regrettable recent dinner. The violation remained undis- sensitive, as the 'rolling art' pro- incident. Steps are being taken to The all-male old-boys drinking covered throughout the evening, gram in the gallery is to form an identify the transgressor", he com- club met on 29 November to cele- and the room was not cleaned that essential part of a forthcoming mented. brate their seventy-fifth anniver- night or the following evening. "It National Lottery bid to fund the The cost of restoring the exhibi- sary, and were allocated space in went swimmingly well... lively but new music and arts centre in the tion, which has now closed, is said the Main Dining Hall and the newly civil", commented 22-Club presi- library extension. A large emer- to be around £700. It is not yet refitted Ante Room Gallery, which dent Simon Baker. Unfortunately, gency meeting was called two days known whether the 22-Club will was hosting a modern art exhibi- the gallery was due to receive a later attended, amongst others, by have to bear these or related costs. tion, 'Blanket'. During the evening, press visit on the morning of the 30 the Rector, the Pro-Rectors and the one or more of the revellers November, and was discovered in heads of departments. J p Morgan
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Letters to Felix.
NEWS FROM ENTS evolution is proposed to work (a about lots of things; I've got work slight drawback when trying to to do, I'm sorry. I hate to leave at Dear Felix, argue against something) but his this point, but I hope I've made the Another year, more stuff from own arguments in favour of cre- point. Please dont let Wes Hinsley Mark. ationism are so weak that if god anywhere near us again. I hope you all enjoyed the existed he'd surely be squirming Christmas Bond Carnival, it was with embarrassment right now. The good to see so many sophisticated one doubt Wes raises in my mind is Dear Felix, outfits. how natural selection could have I strongly protest against you But I'm afraid one of you took possibly produced him. printing fundamentalist creation- espionage a little bit too far by 1 have no objection at all to dif- ism masking as 'a scientific alterna- stealing the prize BMW from the ferent points of view, but I do mas- tive to evolution'. It's always the casino, and we'd really like to get it sively object to you printing an arti- same stragey: get some quotes back for the person who legiti- cle this weak, which has no coher- about the (real) gaps in our under- FELIX mately won it. So if you've sobered ent argument and spreads disinfor- standing of the evolutionary history up, or your conscience is bugging mation and misunderstanding, of life on Earth, put in a few quotes you, you could just drop it off at surely Imperial isn't the place to be from some physicists and material issue 1103 Beit or Sherfield Security, or in the pandering to this sort of reac- scientists (who usually have very Union and no further action will be tionary bullshit? little understanding of the issue) taken. yours astonishingly pissed- and then offer god as the solution 16 January 1998 But it's not all complaining, I've offedly, to the problem. Mainstream also got to tell you that dBs has Anon biochemist. churches are very happy to accept now been fitted out with a new 10 an evolutionary interpretation of foot video screen for all the big PS. Oops! I forgot to point out life and creationism is just a throw- sporting events, (and The all those flaws! I was having such a back to a prescientific dark age and Road. London. SW7 2BB. Simpsons!!) so your viewing plea- good go at Wes that it slipped my has no explanatory value whatso- Internal tel: 58072. fax: 48072. sure will be complete. See the mind completely, oh well, lets ever. adverts for all the details of what wade through the bullshit and point Don't let Felix become a vehicle Urgent out-of-hours internal: we'll be showing. out the smelliest bits: for weirdos to propagate their anti- And, just to prove there is a "Not one theory about evolu- scientific medieval pseudoargu- Email: [email protected] long term plan at work, the initial tion has been scientifically proven." ments!!! planning phases for the proposed -You wascally wabbit Wes, even Best wishes, Felix is produced for and on behalf extension to dBs are beginning to you know that scientific theories Dr. Robert O.J. Weinzierl ol Imperial College Union take shape. If all the work takes don't prove things, merely reflect Publication Board. place, as of next October ICU will best what evidence is available, possess one of the biggest and the evolution does this, so of course it Dear Felix, Felix is a registered newspaper newest venues in London. Watch isn't proof. I'm sure you already got truck- ISSN 1040 - 071 I Felix for details. "The spontaneous generation loads of letters about this article on We hope you enjoy all the of a living organism is impossible." creationism. Here's mine. I react as Copyright © Felix 1998. Photo- events and stuff we've got lined up -Oh really Wes? any evidence for a scientist, not as a christian or an for you this term, to help you take that? Didnt think so. no matter, you atheist: I will never know whether your mind off all those exams. just go ahead and state it anyway. God created the world or not, Cheers "An amoeba in some 'primeval because if He did. He could create Printed at the Imperial College Mark Home soup'." Not true Wes, amoebas as well all sorts of evidences and . \<;'.v, i. :>' Events &. Marketing Manager. came much later, never mind, we'll counter-evidences to prove this or i let you have that one. that. He could even create the ': *?vV::'\:c. | / . : : ; ' 'i . "Amoeba... became a man, world by evolution (I don't deny CREATIONISM, MY woman, cactus etc while simulta- that the present state of nature is a neously remaining an amoeba all miracle). However, what I know is ARSE. that time." Wes, that would be that there is really few science in i: i> tricky indeed, but as you know, it is this article despite the way it's writ-