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"Call it a hunch, Leroy, but according to this hero treasure map, I suspect we're getting mighty close!" Eye Spy, Tuesday, September 17, 1996 3 good read on the land the same size. Probably sand movies in less than six years. john is a thing both Gentleman's peeing their pants with tomach trouble? Don’t worry, it’s proba­ Afleeting and pro­ laughter, the Letts consented. bly just THE CALCIFIED FETUS OF foundly satisfying. Quality water closet digest Those rat bastard Templars, YOUR UNBORN TWIN. In 1994, accord­ browsing can make those pri­ for their part, took to the S ing to “Fortean Times,” a 59-year-old farmer from vate moments magical. by Andy Smetanka cowhide with shears and China’s Jiangsu province complained to his doc­ Unfortunately, choice toilet sliced it into a single, unbro­ tor of weight loss and stomach pains. A subse­ lit is rather like toilet paper, ken strip which they then laid quent operation removed the fetus of his unborn in that you often don’t notice out to enclose an area consid­ twin brother from his bladder. The same year, there ISN’T any until you’re erably larger than the one the doctors removed three fetuses from a four-month too firmly ensconced to hunt Letts had bargained for. What old infant in the Saudi town of Assir. And in some down. Also, reading happened next is unclear, but early 1995, radiography of a 92-year-old woman material can usually double I gather there was a lot of hospitalized in Vienna showed the presence of as TP in a pinch, but try bloodshed, the church was lithopedion. Also known as stone child, the phe­ reading toilet paper some­ finally erected and the nomenon occurs when the body forms calcium time! And even worse than Christians had a hell of a around dead tissue too large to be expelled or having nothing to read is get­ time keeping a bishop on the absorbed. The woman, who died a week later of ting stuck with total bunk: A throneside almanac of all scene. unrelated causes, had been carrying the calcified coupon books, certain free things arcane, mundane, and onsidering a career fetus for 60 years. local weeklies, or (as has been just plain inane. change? John C. he Finnish language is, as linguists say, the case at my place for CHolmes, aka Long an agglutinating one. Which basically weeks at a time) Johnny Wadd, the notoriously means that Finnish speakers use com­ “CLOTHILDE! TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OF well-assembled “adult film” star, worked as an T pound words which stretch around the block. It’s SEWING NOTIONS”. No redeeming value what­ ambulance driver for several years before pene­ somewhat like the principal behind concrete, soever. It’s even printed on decidedly un-ass- trating the porn-flick business. During that time, where bigger lexemes are held in place with a friendly glossy stock. That ain’t hardly right. But according to a 1974 interview in “Sinema,” the fine paste of smaller morphological units. For to put all this to right, I’ve decided to assemble a man of measure delivered “thirteen babies, two example: “pienoislohikaarmeenyhdyskunnanpaa- lighthearted, rough-and-ready series of anecdotes sets of twins” and “had three or four hundred peo­ likko,” or roughly, “the chief of a colony of minia­ and pleasantries to delight and enrich your time ple die on [him].” He also severely beat the father ture dragons.” WHEN in the HELL, you may ask, on the growler, to move you (arf arf!) and hopeful­ of one of his charges. “The father was grinding might someone have occasion to talk about such a ly stay with you longer than two bran muffins cigarettes out on him. All over his chest and thing? No idea. Another winning coinage is com­ and a cup of black coffee. And just FEEL that back...so I just beat the [holy daylights] out of the posed of three discreet lexical units, and looks UTILE newsprint! guy. But I didn’t kill him. I regret that. I did not like this: “haayoaie.” That’s “the intention of a fter knights of the nth crusade succeed­ kill him.” In 1974, after roughly five and a half wedding night.” Looks like a Hawaiian hot ed in converting the Lithuanians, they years as a professional on-screen stud, Holmes spring, sounds like someone trying to swallow a Awasted no time in marching into what is put the number of his various films at 2,706. scalding eggroll. Students of Finnish take note: now Latvia, where the Letts, presumably, were Chilling when you consider the circumstances of subtle distinctions between vowel sounds and still worshipping dirts and rocks and whatnot his death fifteen years later, and more so when consonal lengths can completely change the and probably burning dogs inside huge wicker you read about his perfunctory criteria for meaning of an utterance. A single easily-assimi­ effigies as well. The Crusaders promptly asked to prospective co-workers. “I just don’t want 'em 612 lated sound (a) stands between “I saw the buy enough land to build a church, and the irk­ pounds with warts, you know...and I’ve never had President,” for example, and “I [screwed] the some Letts flatly refused. Producing a single VD, never had the crabs, no syphilis, clap, gonor­ President.” Think about that the next time a can­ cowhide from their supplies, the crafty knights rhea, nothing. It’s because some people I’ll work didate tells you he hopes to “see” YOU at the politely inquired if they might buy a parcel of with, some people I won’t.” Almost three thou­ polls this November.

I’m in the market for a bagel. news I picked up along the Market the university community, but this This isn’t a clever pun. I mean, I grapevine, that being that Food For Thought spin-off thing really am in The Market, and I Headquarters (dun dun DUN) did has got to stop. BAGELS: want a bagel. I’ve got my morning not muscle in its semi-arid bagels Call it leftover Bay of Pigs para­ mug of turpentine and now I want by sheer clout alone. It’s rumored noia (they’re commies to take me a good solid chewy bagel to absorb Bagels on Broadway may have away, hee hee), but I get a little the acid. been busting out of its britches a antsy when I start hearing names My choices, courtesy of the omi­ tad and doing some muscling of like “Headquarters.” The Food For nously-named Food For Though their own. And the more intrepid Thought franchise has entered an spin-off, Headquarters expansionist period that (dun dun DUN), range rivals the Prospecting from spinach feta sun- Column by Years in sheer, uninhibited dried tomato basil garlic growth. Somehow, though, to jalapeno and twig and it has the feel of a military well, frankly, it’s right takeover. around 7:30 in the morn­ The Wandering Eye It’s subtle, I admit. The ing and the coffee is about meal plans, the free mugs, as much as my stomach can handle amongst us do have the option of the chai tea, the community out­ and I’m starting to veer toward the venturing upstairs into the Food reach. Ok, maybe it’s not subtle. pastry counter with a determined Court for BoB fare. But that just What’s subtle are the “you can’t glint in my eye because, damnit, doesn’t do it for me. I’m in The live without being this hip” emana­ what the hell is this? Market for a bagel, and I want it to tions that reach out to you with Harmless breakfast Where’s a nice plain bagel when be a good one. I don’t want a bunch gossamer latte-foam fingers when­ you need one? Cranberry, maybe? of sticks and peppers fighting with ever you’re in the vicinity of any food Eye spy a cranberry basin hidden my coffee, ok? one of The Brain Cafes. I’ve always under the stone wheat and bay leaf Most of all, though, I have issues had a little of that “I’m a poser” or bread food bagels, but the cranber­ with Headquarters (dun dun DUN). feeling when I try to study at FFT, ries have a dried apricot look that I I’m concerned about the insidious or elegantly swig coffee outside a tool for capitalist am not at all comfortable with. capitalist takeover that’s taking Second Thought. Pastries again. place in our sleepy little town. I But I’m no kind of poser in The oppression ? I have issues with Headquarters know the repercussions aren’t far Market, by god, and I’ll find m yself bagels. I’ll offer right off a tidbit of reaching, confined as they are to a plain bagel and eat it if I want to. 4 Eye Spy, Tuesday, September 17, 1996 A lover's tale from Canty

A side bar for fans: readers of Canty’s By Lee Douglas artsy, bi-sexual, gothic mess sliding along the lockers looking drugged or dreamy first, “a stranger in this world,” met Eye Spy and coming off as unreachably as she Kenny as a country club lifeguard in the story “blue boy.” And one wonders if • nto the great wide open” by might have hoped in all her self-perpetu­ cc Raymond, in “the king of the elephants” Kevin Canty, fiction writer gone ated tragedy. Kenny is the guy destined isn’t Kenny’s estranged brother Raymond UM faculty. Not so demented to meet her, the cigarette smoking, son of who’s skipped town for “into the great 1as earlier short fiction from his an alcoholic, community charity case who wide open.” A nice treat for readers who collection “a stranger in this is too busy brooding or seething with jeal­ wanted more of these two. world,” but a talented novel in ousy to worry about bettering himself or Canty readers get what they expect in itself: very well defined young controlling his circumstances. this one as far as crash-and-bum antics; characters in love and at war, The attraction is instantaneous and, stumbling hormone-driven although Kenny and Junie are universal Canty expects his complex characters to toward their insecure futures. characters, their actions are once or twice fend for themselves as much as his read­ Now, anyone who’s ever unpredictable, and thus saved by Canty er. (Big, brow-wiping sighs from the anti­ been 17 knows this coming of from being outright stereotypes. Some harlequins.) This is a man who does not age story. The discoveries of incalculable character inclinations serve trim the fringe off his knots. However, the sex, of love, of maturation. equally well. For instance: Kenny, an avid off-the-wall characters in “a stranger...” It’d be a feat not to laugh lover of words and their rhythms, has an are absent here. No men burning dead with this novel at the uncanny distaste for the arts. dogs, retarded nymphomaniacs or blind things you yourself have The tale focuses mainly on character men driving, “a stranger...” definitely done, or feel akin to the development and the slow processes of evokes a stronger response than “into...” anxiety of encroaching our characters’ collective psyche. Mostly, with its pummelling wickedness, but adulthood. the reader is perched somewhere in “into...” remains a worthwhile read Our lovers: Junie is Kenny’s mind, enjoying the painful view regardless. the poor suburban either at present or from a 27-year-old “into the great wide open” is available princess, prisoner with­ Kenny, whose voice eases its way into the in hardcover for $21.95 at most local in her own suicidal intellect. We story. Bravo to Canty on his subtle shift I bookstores and also at the Missoula all knew this girl in high school; the of tense. Public Library. The king of country tells all

By Jennifer McKee ______ping out of high school, picking cotton, drugs right out of his wounded heart. And they have a son - a wriggling, for Eye Spy and getting laid. His life reads like a five-hour country-western song. But wormy little baby they oul-mouthed and big-boned, it’s all true. call “Shooter” after his with a certain craving for He played bass for Buddy Holly and own private part. The cocaine and cream gravy, donated his seat on Holly’s last air­ boy grows straight and F plane ride to the Big Bopper, escaping strong with all the love Waylon Jennings is everything beefy. He is all five points of the Texas star. death only because he preferred to get his legendary daddy And while his autobiography suffers drunk on the bus with the rest of the never had. without the chewy churning of the band. So, at 59, Waylon steel guitar, “Waylon” left me pleas­ He roomed with Johnny Cash in has tamed his antly hungry for a hangover and the Nashville and drank away his dollars demons. He is focused rare, sweet strokes of a dysfunctional in rowdy country bars. He brags about and growing, insulat­ relationship. sacking women and experimenting ed from cocaine’s Few in our age group remember with drugs. But, the book really takes caress by the things Waylon Jennings’ drug-muddled years off when Waylon and Willie team up in that really matter - as the bloated king of country music. Texas. Pain killers and cocaine littered his friends, his He’s the guy who sang “The Dukes of the sound studio like illegal confetti in woman, and his Hazzard” theme song. He’s Willie dime-bag ticker-tape parade. They song. Nelson’s best friend. Waylon is the real were skinny and sweaty and making Now, I’m not deal. millions as living legends. sure if Waylon’s His life experiences pump through And then he finds her. real life is as the heart of the West, clotted with bas­ A gentle touch, dancing eyes and quintessentially tard children, an explosive temper, the pronounced underbite, Jessi Coulter is outlaw as his love of a good woman. What’s better the queen - she is Waylon’s good-heart­ book portrays, but, than that? ed woman. And she loves him with all frankly, I don’t care. Waylon’s myth is In the simple sentences of a Texas the mythical faith of a co-dependent salt of the earth, a fitting spice for a outlaw, Waylon tells us all about drop­ cowgirl. She loves the drunk and the heavy Western meal. Eye Spy, Tuesday, September 17, 1996 5 Cliched ‘Spitfire’ still brings tears By Morgan Sturges control, forc­ in her little Maine jail cell? ■ Strong Eye Spy Maine land­ scape to an Ftith ing Hannah “The Odyssey” and icture Percy Talbot inquiring to the hospi­ “Siddhartha.” Hmm...is there acting keeps (Alison Elliot), the caller while tal: “You some sort of journey ahead? Appalachian-accent­ the other The Spitfire Grill want to fight Widely panned by review­ P me, old ers, the movie still received a you interest­ ed protagonist of “The Spitfire inmates smile is playing at the Grill,” as a non-animated and shake woman, have standing ovation at the Snow White, and you’ll get their heads. Village 6 Theater at it. But Sundance Film Festival, due ed, but 'same the main point of the movie. “Oh, that nightly at 7:15 and that’s where largely, I am sure, to Elliot’s Birds all but land on her fin­ Percy!” they 9:45. Weekend mati­ you’re going portrayal of Percy and its old themes' ger as she walks the deep seem to say. nees are at 1:15 and to go!” Aqd non-Hollywood ending. woods of Maine. As an ex-con Once in HannahnPfn model-turned- who has paid her debt, Percy Gilead, she Is 3:45. crusty shell actress, captured Percy’s weaken movie walks into the little town o f' grudgingly Rated PG-13 is broken, or essence and accent perfectly. Gilead and changes the hired by at least So, while you’re watchingthe crotchety townspeople. She Hannah cracked. movie and feeling the strings alone breathes new life into a (Ellen As for the clumsily: pulling you this way dead end. Bumstyn), the crotchetiest of rest of the movie, you’d have and that, Elliot’s incredibly The charge was the crotchety, and owner of to see it to believe it. Every strong acting and presence manslaughter, but we know the Spitfire Grill. Hannah’s heart string is pulled, every make up for it and, for the right away that there must gruff behavior comes from a tired cliche used. Most movies most parti you really don’t have been a damn good rea­ deep wound (of course), but it have them, but this one is care that your being so easily son. At her job as a Maine is only a few scenes later that clumsy; it doesn’t trust its manipulated. tourist guide, Percy gives a Percy, finding Hannah on the audience to figure things out. S5, you end up crying. And dreamy description of the floor with a broken leg, takes What’s on Percy’s bookshelf then laughing at yourself for Heavy.. .and loving it By Brian Hurlbut months and started to play heavy, but you still find Eye Spy Editor out. Drawing from influences yourself singing along to such as Sepultura, Gwar, Cindy Laundrie’s intense It’s hard not to like and nomeansno, the band vocals in songs like “Space,” Spanker. Missoula’s own often includes props, “Spank Tank,” and “Red masters of metal have built masks, wigs, Devil.” The seven songs go quite a following as of late, by quickly, and when you due in part to costume-laden realize this you’ll want live shows and their recent to hear them again. seven-song self-titled cas­ Marshall has never sette. After witnessing one been to Portland, but is and listening to the other looking forward to the I’ve come to the conclusion experience. Although that they are indeed wor­ there will be plenty of thy. opportunities to schmooze Worthy enough, it with the likes of record seems, to be included in companies and club owners, the upcoming North by Marshall mainly “just wants Northwest (NXNW) to have a good time.” music and media con- On the topic of the ference/festival in Missoula music scene, the Portland. The three New Jersey native has found day event attracts unparalleled intimacy, acces­ thousands of appli­ sibility and support. The cants, with about bands aren’t bad, either. “I 250 bands being can hop on my bike,” says selected to perform. Marshall, “and in ten min­ Spanker joins at least two and utes be in front of [Fireballs other Missoula bands head­ uniforms in of Freedom’s] Sam Adams, ing to the City of Roses, as their performances. They one of the greatest drum­ the Skoi!dats, Clodhopper, recorded “Spanker” locally, mers I’ve sever seen.” Photo courtesy of Klektra Records and possibly the Fireballs of as drummer Marshall notes You can tell by talking GRAMMY AWARD winning musician Emmylou Harris is per­ Freedom are slated to per­ that “we did the whole pro­ with him that Marshall is forming in Missoula Friday at the Wilma Theater. Her voice has form. ject in about one square right at home playing here caressed aching ballads, stomping rock, old-time-fblk, acoustic rap Formed when former in Missoula. “It’s the great­ and everything else in between over the last 26 years. Her most mile.” recent , “Wrecking Ball,” has received rave reviews since its Open Face members Brian “Spanker” works because est scene I’ve ever experi­ release. Tickets for the 7:30 show are $18 for Vogan and Bob Marshall left it bridges the gap between enced,” he says, and students / faculty / staff.\ and $20 for the general public, and are that band, Spanker worked Portland is about to good available at the UC Box Office and all TIC-IT-EZ outlets. Call 243- in-your-face metal and acces­ 4999 for more information. on their sound for a few sible pop. The riffs are dose of it. 6 Eye Spy, Tuesday, September 17, 1996 Van Gogh’s Ear

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be at the Old Post Pub. No smoking tonight, just door. Tuesday good music, and you can hear it from 8 p.m.-mid- September 10 night. It’s a reunion at the Top Hat tonight with former Allman Brothers members Dan Gail Grinnell’s “Remainder” remains on exhibit and Frankie Toler, along with ex-Marshall Tucker in the upstairs gallery of the downtown Art Thursday member Mike Reilly. was voted one of Museum. Also, “Dreams and Myths: Oaxacan September 12 the top five blues guitarists in the country in 1987, Watercolors,” is on display in the downstairs gallery and played on the Allman’s “Brothers of the Road” until Sept. 22. Call 728-0447 for more information. It’s Loose Moose night at the Moose, with an and “Reach for the Sky” records among others. open jam session hosted by Missoula’s six-piece R & Showtime is 9:30 p.m. and the cover is $3. The Open mic poetry night at Bojangles, 8 p.m. B combo the Riff Rats. 9:30 p.m. and no cover. Toler Brothers/Mike Reilly band also will play on Saturday night, same time, same place. Alternative folk/punk artist Reva, from Olympia, Pine Wyatt and Satisfact try to tear the roof Wash., will be at Jay’s Upstairs tonight. Opening the show is Missoula’s Tom Catmull. Cover t.b.a. Saturday September 14 Listen to the always-so-sweet jams of Pinegrass down at the Top Hat, 10 p.m. and no cover! The Pat McKay trio will be at the Old Post tonight from 9:30 p.m.-l:30 a.m.. Mineral, from Austin, Texas, ‘crank’ it out at the Union Hall tonight. Opening will be local heroes The Missoula Folklore Society presents Red Humpy and Ballantrae. The all-ages show gets House Record recording artist Greg Brown, at 8 under way at 8 p.m., and the cover is $5. p.m. in the Montana Theater here on campus. Special guest artist will be Missoula’s Brian Wednesday Kopper. Brown’s recordings have received rave September 11 reviews for many years, earning him a Grammy nomination among other awards. Tickets are $12 general admission and $10 for MFS members, and It’s Swamp Boogie night at the Moose with Pat, are available at Rockin’ Rudys and Worden’s. Charlie, and Katie. 9:30 p.m. and no cover. PORTLAND’S MASTERS of funk, Rubberneck, will The Psyclones do the usual at the Top Hat. $5 pounding out the grooves at the Top Hat this Monday, Sunday gets you in the door, plus youll get a shiny new cup Sept. 23, at 9:30. The band always puts on a great September 15 show, leaving most of the crowd wanting more, and you can fill with beer all night long. they love playing in Missoula. Funk it up! It’s Fall Flute night at UM with The String Head to the beach, er, Jay’s Upstairs for the down at Jay’s Upstairs tonight. 9:30 p.m. and cover Orchestra of the Rockies performing in the Music homegrown surf sounds of thee Hedons. Opening t.b.a. Recital Hall at 7:30 p.m. Solo flutist Karl Kreber wil the 9:30 p.m. show is Blackboard, and the cover is be featured. t.b.a. Tom Catmull and his best friend, his guitar, will be at the Old Post from 9:30 p.m.-l:30 a.m. The Second Wind Reading series continues at the Jerry George and his classical guitar sounds will Old Post, with author David James Duncan and Friday poet Ryan Turner. Duncan is the author of the very September 13 popular “The River Why” and “The Brothers K.”

Raymond Lee Parker does his thing at the Monday eye Old Post tonight from 9:30 p.m.-l:30 a.m.. September 16 It’s a three band rockfest at Jay’s Upstairs a m u tonight featuring Hyperlung, Bali Girls, and local If you like to funk, by all means head down to the noisemakers the Helltones. Cover t.b.a. Top Hat to check out the blistering grooves of Portland’s Rubberneck. The band’s first album, Feel like dancin’? If so, try the Moose for Simply “Nosotros,” was one of the top selling Northwest spy Vibe House, with DJs Tobin and Brett. Bring your records of 1995, and a new album is coming this J L mr best moves down at 9:30 p.m. and $2 to get in the fall. Showtime is at 9:30 p.m. 'and the cover is t.b.a. m u stan g S ally 's , 2 0 % O K on a(( jTat - woven 1 MISSOULA'S #1 TOP 40 DANCE CLUB (T g J G S Micro Beers •PDf'jCt • Appetizers #I7Dh|CC • Food •PDhfX • Pool -______93 Strip at Paxson 8 Eye Spy, Tuesday, September 17, 1996

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