FALLEN ACORN 675 JACK DANIEL’S, AMARETTO, PINEAPPLE JUICE, & CRANBERRY JUICE

BOURBON APPLE 675 JIM BEAM APPLE, APPLE PUCKER, & CRANBERRY JUICE

COUPE DE VILLE 1165 A OF BUD LIGHT, JOSE CUERVO GOLD, GRAND MARNIER, & A SPLASH OF ORANGE JUICE SERVED IN A PINT

MAPLE LEAF 850 CROWN ROYAL, JAGERMEISTER, CRÈME DE CACAO, & CREAM

BANANAWEIZEN 11 A OF BONNEVILLE PEACHES & WHEAT, 99 BANANAS, & A SPLASH OF PINEAPPLE JUICE SERVED IN A PINT

CARAMEL APPLE 725 A SHOT OF CROWN APPLE & BUTTERSHOTS

FALL & BEER GRIDIRON PUNCH 11 A BEER COCKTAIL OF BONNEVILLE PEACHES & WHEAT, PEACH SCHNAPPS, & A SPLASH OF PINEAPPLE JUICE & SPRITE SERVED IN A PINT

CRISP APPLE MULE 575 JIM BEAM APPLE, COCK & BULL GINGER BEER, & A DASH OF ANGOSTURA BITTERS

FOOD BURGERS All of our burgers are 100% USDA Choice ground Angus and accompanied by your choice of house fries, cheese fries (2.50), sweet potato fries (1.50), tater tots (0.75), cheese tater tots (3.00), onion rings (3.50), or side salad.

Add a burger patty (5.00), guacamole (3.00), or bacon (4.50) to any burger.

MENU

THE WESTERNER ✮ 14.25 Melted cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, & onion

TEASERS THE HONKY-TONK ✮ 17.75 BUFFALO WINGS ✮ 6 for 8.25 / 12 for 14.25 Melted pepper jack cheese, crisp bacon, onion rings, Served with carrots & celery & BBQ sauce Choose your sauce: Barbecue, Hot, Tangy, or Teriyaki THE GRINGO ✮ 14.25 BONELESS BUFFALO WINGS ✮ 6 for 8.25 / 12 for 14.25 Pepper jack cheese melted over jalapeños and topped Served with carrots & celery with sautéed onions Choose your sauce: Barbecue, Hot, Tangy, or Teriyaki THE LITTLE BOY BLEU ✮ 19.25 INDIVIDUAL BASKETS Crisp bacon, bleu cheese, & sautéed onions and ✮ Cheese Sticks ✮ 10.25 mushrooms

✮ Fried Zucchini ✮ 10.25

✮ Fried Mushrooms ✮ 10.25 ✮ Jalapeño Poppers ✮ 11.75 SIDES TEASER COMBO BASKET ✮ 18.25 WESTERNER CHEESE FRIES ✮ 9.75 Cheese sticks, fried zucchini, fried mushrooms, jalapeño House fries topped with melted shredded cheddar cheese poppers, & house fries *Add bacon ✮ 4.50 VEGGIE BASKET ✮ 8.25 HOUSE FRIES ✮ 6.50 Carrot sticks, celery sticks, sliced red & green bell *Add bacon ✮ 4.50 peppers, sliced tomatoes, pita chips, & hummus SWEET POTATO FRIES ✮ 8.50 Choose your sauce: Ranch or Bleu Cheese TATER TOTS 7.25 ✮ MEGA WESTERNER PLATTER ✮ 21.75 *Add cheddar cheese ✮ 2.50 When we say mega, we mean MEGA! Buffalo wings, *Add bacon ✮ 4.50

chicken fingers, cheese sticks, jalapeño poppers, fried ONION RINGS ✮ 11.25 mushrooms, fried zucchini, & onion rings on a bed of SIDE SALAD ✮ 5.25 house fries. Feeds about 4 people. Choose your dressing: Ranch, Bleu Cheese, , or Italian

NACHOS ✮ 12.25 Your choice of melted shredded cheddar cheese or beer cheese sauce. Black olives, onions, tomatoes, jalapeños, salsa, & cream *Add ground beef ✮ 5.00 *Add grilled chicken ✮ 3.50 *Add guacamole ✮ 4.00

CHIPS & SALSA ✮ 7.75 *Add guacamole ✮ 4.00

Consuming raw or undercooked meat, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase risk of foodborne illness.

All items subject to sales & restaurant tax. REVISED 6/14/2021

ENTREES SALADS

CHICKEN FINGERS ✮ 11.50 WESTERNER HOUSE SALAD ✮ 11.25 Boneless, breaded chicken fingers served with house fries Crisp romaine lettuce, shredded cheddar cheese, Choose your dipping sauce: tomatoes, crisp bacon, & your choice of ranch or Ranch, Barbecue, Hot, Tangy, Teriyaki Italian dressing *Add grilled chicken ✮ 3.50 GRILLED QUESADILLA ✮ 12.25 *Add ham or turkey ✮ 2.50 Large flour tortilla stuffed with melted cheddar cheese. Served with tortilla chips, salsa, sour cream, & guacamole BLEU BACON SALAD ✮ 14.25 *Add ground beef ✮ 5.00 Crisp romaine lettuce, crisp bacon, bleu cheese *Add grilled chicken ✮ 3.50 crumbles, tomato, onion, & bleu cheese dressing *Add beer cheese dipping sauce ✮ 3.25 *Add grilled chicken ✮ 3.50

CAESAR SALAD ✮ 6.25 Crisp romaine lettuce, creamy parmesan dressing, SAMMIES & croutons All of our sandwiches are accompanied by your choice of *Add grilled chicken ✮ 3.50 house fries, cheese fries (2.50), sweet potato fries (1.50), tater tots (0.75), cheese tater tots (3.00), onion rings (3.50), or side salad.

CLUB SANDWICH ✮ 14.00 Fresh sliced ham and turkey, crisp bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, & mayo on toasted bread

GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH ✮ 11.25 Grilled chicken breast served on a hamburger bun with lettuce, tomato, & mayo *Add cheddar or pepper jack cheese ✮ 1.25

GRILLED CHEESE ✮ 6.25 Sliced tomato sandwiched between melted cheddar & pepper jack cheese *Add ham or turkey ✮ 2.50 *Add bacon ✮ 4.50

B.L.T. ✮ 11.25 The name says it all. Crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato, & mayo on toasted bread *Add guacamole ✮ 3.00

TURKEY MELT ✮ 13.00 Cheddar cheese toasted over fresh sliced turkey with lettuce, tomato, & mayo on toasted bread

Consuming raw or undercooked meat, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase risk of foodborne illness.

All items subject to sales & restaurant tax. REVISED 6/14/2021 DRAUGHT BEER BOTTLED/CAN BEER

Pint Stein Angry Orchard Hard Cider $8.25 Bottle Blue Moon Belgian White $5.25 $7.80 Buckler (Non-Alcoholic) $3.75 Bottle Bonneville Peaches & Cream Wheat $5.25 $7.80 Bud Light $3.75 Bottle Bud Light $4.25 $6.75 Bud Light Seltzer Black Cherry $5.00 Can Budweiser $4.25 $6.75 Budweiser $3.75 Bottle Coors Light $4.25 $6.75 Coors $3.75 Bottle EPIC Lunar $5.25 $7.80 Coors Edge (Non-Alcoholic) $3.50 Bottle Fat Tire $5.25 $7.80 Coors Light $3.75 Bottle Golden Road Mango Cart $5.25 $7.80 Corona Extra $5.00 Bottle Guinness $6.25 $9.75 Heineken $5.00 Bottle Kona Big Wave Golden Ale $5.25 $7.80 Kona Big Wave Golden Ale $5.25 Bottle Michelob Ultra $4.25 $6.75 Mike’s Black Cherry Lemonade $5.50 Bottle Miller Lite $4.25 $6.75 Mike’s Hard Lemonade $5.50 Bottle Pabst Blue Ribbon $4.25 $6.75 Mike’s Strawberry Lemonade $5.50 Bottle Pacifico Lager $5.25 $7.80 Modelo Especial $5.00 Bottle Rooster’s Honey Wheat $5.25 $7.80 PRESS Seltzer Blackberry Hibiscus $5.75 Can Shock Top Belgian White $5.25 $7.80 PRESS Seltzer Grapefruit Cardamom $5.75 Can Sierra Nevada Pale Ale $5.25 $7.80 PRESS Seltzer Lime Lemongrass $5.75 Can Uinta 801 Pilsner $5.25 $7.80 PRESS Seltzer Pomegranate Ginger $5.75 Can Uinta Baba Black Lager $5.25 $7.80 PRESS Seltzer Seasonal $5.75 Can Uinta Cutthroat Pale Ale $5.25 $7.80 Redd’s Apple Ale $4.75 Bottle Uinta Golden Spike Hefeweizen $5.25 $7.80 Smirnoff Ice $5.25 Bottle Uinta Hazy Nosh IPA $5.25 $7.80 Smirnoff Ice Raspberry $5.25 Bottle Wasatch Apricot Hefeweizen $5.25 $7.80 Smirnoff Ice Watermelon Mimosa $5.25 Bottle Squatter’s Hop Rising Double IPA $8.25 Can

White Claw Black Cherry Seltzer $5.75 Can White Claw Mango Seltzer $5.75 Can

White Claw Watermelon Seltzer $5.75 Can

BOURBON & SCOTCH WHISKEY Bulleit Bourbon $6.25 Absolut $6.25 Bulleit Rye $6.25 Absolut Mandrin $6.25 Crown Royal $6.25 Absolut Vanilla $6.25 Crown Royal Apple $6.25 Effen Cucumber Vodka $6.25 Crown Royal Vanilla $6.25 Five Wives $5.75 Fireball $6.25 Five Wives Heavenly Vanilla $5.75 Glenlivet 12 Year $9.50 Five Wives Sinful Cinnamon $5.75 High West Double Rye $7.00 Grey Goose $7.00 Jack Daniel’s Apple $5.75 Ketel One $6.25 Jack Daniel’s Black $5.75 Smirnoff $5.75 Jack Daniel’s Fire $5.75 Smirnoff Cherry $5.75 Jack Daniel’s Gentleman Jack $7.00 Smirnoff Citrus $5.75 Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey $5.75 Smirnoff Grape $5.75 Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel $9.50 Smirnoff Raspberry $5.75 Jameson $6.25 Smirnoff Strawberry $5.75 Jameson Black $7.00 Smirnoff Whipped $5.75 Jameson Caskmates $7.00 Tito's Gluten Free $6.25 Jim Beam $5.75 Jim Beam Apple $5.75 LIQUEURS Jim Beam Honey $5.75 99 Bananas $5.75 Jim Beam Orange $5.75 99 Black Cherry $5.75 Jim Beam Peach $5.75 Amarito Amaretto $5.75 Jim Beam Rye $5.75 Chateau Monet $6.25 Jim Beam Vanilla $5.75 DeKuyper Buttershots $5.75 Knob Creek $7.00 DeKuyper Crème de Cocoa $5.75 Makers Mark $6.25 DeKuyper Grape Pucker $5.75 Makers Mark 46 $7.00 DeKuyper Hot Damn $5.75 Pendleton $6.25 DeKuyper Melon $5.75 Porter’s Apple Whiskey $5.75 DeKuyper Peach Schnapps $5.75 Porter’s Fire Cinnamon Whiskey $5.75 DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker $5.75 Porter’s Peach Whiskey $5.75 DeKuyper Watermelon Pucker $5.75 Seagram’s 7 $5.75 Disaronno Originale $5.75 Seagram’s V.O. Gold $5.75 Frangelico $6.25 Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey $6.25 Goldschläger $5.75 Southern Comfort $6.25 Grand Marnier $7.00 Whiskeysmith Banana $6.25 Hpnotiq $5.75 Wild Turkey 101 $6.25 Jägermeister $6.25 Yukon Jack $6.25 Kahlua $5.75 Midori Melon $6.50 Rumple Minze $6.25 Casamigos Blanco $9.50 Ryan’s Irish Cream $5.75 Cazadores Reposado $6.25 St. Germain $7.00 Jose Cuervo Gold $5.75 X-Rated $5.75 Jose Cuervo Silver $5.75 Patron Silver $9.50 WINE Tarantula Azul $5.75 Coppola Bianco Pinot Grigio $9.75 Teremana Blanco $6.25 Dark Horse Chardonnay $8.75 Red Truck Red Blend $10.50 RUM The Show Malbec $10.50 Bacardi Black $5.75 Woodbridge White Zinfandel $7.75 Bacardi Limon $5.75 Bacardi Mango $5.75 Bacardi Superior $5.75 NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Ginger Ale $3.75 Captain Morgan $5.75 Cranberry, Orange, Pineapple, Grapefruit, Tomato $3.75 Malibu $5.75 Cock’n Bull Ginger Beer $3.75 Montego Bay $5.75 Coffee $1.50 Sailor Jerry $5.75 Energy Drink $4.00 Monster, Monster Diet Zero Ultra, Monster Rehab Tea $6.25 Bombay Sapphire $6.25 Bottled+ Lemonade, Water Monster Rehab Peach Tea, Monster $3.00 Gilby’s $5.75 Ultra Black, Monster Ultra Sunrise Tanqueray $6.25

COGNAC Courvoisier vs Cognac $7.00 Hennessy vs Cognac $9.50 FLAVOR MENU FLAVOR MENU CHERRY PEACH Cherry Pie $6.75 Fuzzy Navel $5.75 Cherry Vodka, Amaretto, & Cream served on Peach Schnapps & OJ served on the rocks the rocks Hairy Navel $6.75 Cherry Rogers $5.75 Smirnoff, Peach Schnapps, & OJ served on the

Cherry Vodka & Coke served on the rocks rocks Sour Cherry $5.75 Cherry Vodka and S&S served on the rocks PINEAPPLE Cherry Bomb $5.75 Pineapple Upside-Down Cake $7.25 Vanilla Vodka, Amaretto, Pineapple Juice, & 99 Black Cherries & Energy Drink Chocolate Covered Cherry $6.75 Grenadine

Cherry Vodka & Crème de Cocoa RASPBERRY Backwoods Barbie $6.75 APPLE Raspberry Vodka, Hpnotiq, Raspberry Puree, Apple Cosmo $8.50 and S&S served on the rocks Grey Goose, Sour Apple Pucker, Triple Sec, & Raspberry Spider $6.75 Cranberry served on the rocks Tarantula Azul, Raspberry Vodka, Sprite, & a Crownberry Apple $6.25 splash of S&S & Raspberry Puree served on Crown Apple & Cranberry Juice the rocks Wicked Apple $7.25 Raspberry Sunset $8.50 Jägermeister, Sour Apple Pucker, & Pineapple Mandrin Vodka, Raspberry Vodka, Chateau Juice served on the rocks Monet, a splash of OJ, Pineapple Juice, Candy Apple $7.25 Cranberry Juice, & Sprite served on the rocks Crown Apple, Apple Pucker, & a splash of Razzle Dazzle $6.75

Cranberry Juice & Sprite Raspberry Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Sprite, & a

Washington Apple $7.25 splash of Pineapple Juice served on the rocks Crown Royal, Apple Pucker, & Cranberry

Juice MELON Electric Watermelon $9.00 GRAPE Midori, Smirnoff, Gilby’s Gin, Montego Bay Grape Ape $7.00 Rum, Sprite, S&S, Blue Curacao, & Grenadine Grape Vodka, Chateau Monet, & Cranberry served on the rocks Juice served on the rocks Grenade $7.00 Grape $6.75 Midori, Jose Cuervo Gold, splash of S&S and

Smirnoff, Grape Pucker, Lime Juice, & Sprite Sprite served on the rocks Watermelon Kamikaze $7.25 Grapehound $5.75 Raspberry Vodka, Watermelon Pucker, Triple

Grape Vodka, Grapefruit Juice, & a splash of Sec, & a splash of Cranberry Juice and S&S

Grenadine served on the rocks STRAWBERRY BANANA Strawberry Breeze $7.75 Banana Bombshell $6.75 Strawberry Vodka, Watermelon Pucker,

99 Bananas & Hot Damn! Amaretto, Sprite, & a splash of S&S and Banana Split $6.75 Strawberry Puree served on the rocks 99 Bananas & Crème de Cocoa topped with Strawberry Spider $6.75

Whipped Cream & a Cherry Tarantula Azul, Strawberry Vodka, Sprite, & a Funky Monkey $6.75 splash of S&S & Strawberry Puree served on 99 Bananas, Malibu, & a splash of Pineapple the rocks

Juice CHOCOLATE ORANGE Chocolate Martini $7.25 Vanilla Vodka, Crème de Cocoa, & Cream

Creamsicle $6.25 served on the rocks Vanilla Vodka, OJ, & a splash of cream served German Chocolate Cake $9.25 on the rocks Jägermeister, Crème de Cocoa, Malibu,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle $6.75 Buttershots, & Cream served on the rocks Mandrin Vodka, Triple Sec, OJ, Pineapple Milky Way $8.00 Juice, & a splash of Blue Curacao served on Crème de Cocoa, Vanilla Vodka, Buttershots, the rocks & Cream Chocolate Cake $7.50 Frangelico & Vanilla Vodka w/ a sugared

Lemon

MULES BEER COCKTAILS Bourbon Mule $6.25 Bananaweizen $11.00 Bulleit Bourbon, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, & Bonneville Peaches & Cream Wheat Ale & 99 a splash of Lime Juice Bananas Canadian Mule $6.25 Beer Margarita $10.00 Crown Royal, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, & a Bud Light, Jose Cuervo Gold, & a splash of splash of Lime Juice Margarita Mix & Lime served in a salt-rimmed Caribbean Mule $5.75 glass Malibu Rum, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, & a Black & Tan Pint / Stein $5.80 / $8.80 splash of Lime Juice Guinness & Cutthroat Pale Ale Crisp Apple Mule $5.75 Coupe de Ville $11.65 Jim Beam Apple, dash bitters, & Cock & Bull Bud Light, Jose Cuervo Gold, Grand Marnier,

Ginger Beer & a splash of OJ & Lime Juice English Mule $6.25 Gridiron Punch $11.00 Tanqueray, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, & a Bonneville Peaches & Cream Wheat Ale, splash of Lime Juice Peach Schnapps, & a splash of Pineapple Juice Irish Mule $6.25 & Sprite Jameson, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, & a splash $4.25 of Lime Juice Bud Light, Worcestershire, Tabasco, Pepper, & Mexican Mule $5.75 a squeeze of Lime served in a salt-rimmed Jose Cuervo Silver, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, glass

& a splash of Lime Juice Red Eye $10.00 Mormon Mule $5.75 Pabst Blue Ribbon, Smirnoff, Tomato Juice, & Porter’s Fire Cinnamon Whiskey, Cock & Bull a splash of Mix served in a salt-

Ginger Beer, & a splash of OJ rimmed glass Moscow Mule $6.25 Absolut, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, & a splash of Lime Juice Porter Pack Mule $6.75 PRESS SELTZER COCKTAILS Porter’s Apple Whiskey, Porter’s Fire Apple Pom Bomb PRESS $13.25 Cinnamon Whiskey, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, Crown Apple, Sour Apple Pucker, Cranberry & a splash of Lime Juice Juice, Energy Drink, & PRESS Pomegranate Scottish Mule $9.50 Ginger Alcoholic Seltzer Glenlivet, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, & a Berry PRESS $13.00 splash of Lime Juice Chateau Monet, Raspberry Vodka, Raspberry Vanilla Mule $6.25 Puree, & PRESS Blackberry Hibiscus Crown Vanilla, Cock & Bull Ginger Beer, & a Alcoholic Seltzer splash of Lime Juice Comfort PRESS $13.00 Southern Comfort, Peach Schnapps, S&S, &

PRESS Lime Lemongrass Alcoholic Seltzer Grape Cod PRESS $12.50 Grape Vodka, Grape Pucker, Cranberry Juice,

& PRESS Lime Lemongrass Alcoholic Seltzer Melon PRESS $12.75 Midori, Watermelon Pucker, Blue Curacao,

PRESS Lime Lemongrass Alcoholic Seltzer PRESS $12.00 Jose Cuervo Silver, Triple Sec, White Grapefruit Juice, Lime Juice, & PRESS Grapefruit Cardamom Alcoholic Seltzer Sunrise PRESS $12.50 Jose Cuervo Silver, 99 Cherries, OJ, Grenadine, & PRESS Grapefruit Cardamom Alcoholic Seltzer Tropical PRESS $12.50 Malibu, Peach Schnapps, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, Strawberry

Puree, & PRESS Blackberry Hibiscus Alcoholic Seltzer

COCKTAILS COCKTAILS 3 Degrees $5.75 Bourbon Boar $6.25 Five Wives Heavenly Vanilla Vodka, Orange Bulleit Bourbon, Tomato Juice, Bloody Mary Juice, Ginger Ale, & Blue Curacao served on Seasoning, & a splash of Worcestershire the rocks served on the rocks AMF $8.75 Bourbon Colada $6.75 Jose Cuervo Gold, Smirnoff, Montego Bay Jim Beam, Malibu, Pineapple Juice, & Cream

Rum, Gilby’s Gin, S&S, Sprite, & Blue served on the rocks Curacao served on the rocks Bourbon Derby $7.90 Apple Cosmo $8.50 Bulleit Bourbon, Grand Marnier, Orange Juice,

Grey Goose, Sour Apple Pucker, Triple Sec, & & Grapefruit Juice served on the rocks Cranberry served on the rocks Bull Rye’d $6.50 Backwoods Barbie $6.75 Bulleit Rye & Energy Drink served on the

Raspberry Vodka, Hpnotiq, Raspberry Puree, rocks and S&S served on the rocks Camel Fuck $7.75 Backyard Breeze $6.75 Ryan’s Irish Cream, Buttershots, Amaretto, &

Bacardi Mango, Bacardi Superior, OJ, & Cream served on the rocks

Pineapple Juice served on the rocks Cape Cod $5.75 Bad Apple $6.75 Smirnoff & Cranberry Juice served on the

Five Wives Sinful Cinnamon Vodka, Sour rocks Apple Pucker, & Cranberry Juice served on the Carnival Queen $7.00 rocks Porter’s Apple Whiskey, Chateau Monet, S&S, Bahama Mama $6.75 Raspberry Purée, & Club Soda served on the Malibu, 99 Bananas, Pineapple Juice, OJ, & rocks Grenadine served on the rocks Cherry Pie $6.75 Bangin’ A Supermodel $7.75 Cherry Vodka, Amaretto, & Cream served on

Malibu, 99 Bananas, & Amaretto served on the the rocks rocks Cherry Rogers $5.75 Bay Breeze $6.25 Cherry Vodka & Coke served on the rocks Smirnoff, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice, & Cherry Splash $5.75 Pineapple Juice served on the rocks Cherry Vodka, Sprite, & Grenadine served on

Big Banana Punch $6.75 the rocks Strawberry Vodka, 99 Bananas, OJ, & Sprite Cherry Whip $6.75 served on the rocks Whipped Vodka, Cherry Vodka, S&S, & a

Bloody Maria $9.50 splash of Coke served on the rocks Patron Silver, Tomato Juice, Bloody Mary Chocolate Café $8.00 Seasoning, & a splash of Worcestershire Ryan’s Irish Cream, Crème de Cocoa, served on the rocks Frangelico, Cream, & a splash of Coffee Bloody Mary $5.75 served on the rocks Smirnoff, Tomato Juice, Bloody Mary Chocolate Martini $7.25 Seasoning, & a splash of Worcestershire Vanilla Vodka, Crème de Cocoa, & Cream served on the rocks served on the rocks Bloody $7.00 Chocolate Raspberries & Cream $5.75 Cazadores Reposado, Triple Sec, Energy Crème de Cocoa, Raspberry Puree, & Cream Drink, & a splash of Grenadine served on the served on the rocks rocks Clean Conscience $6.75 Blue Devil $6.75 Five Wives Heavenly Vanilla Vodka, Bacardi Superior, Bacardi Limon, OJ, & Blue Raspberry Vodka, Club Soda, & a squeeze of Curacao served on the rocks Lime served on the rocks Blue Hawaiian $5.75 Coco-Nuts $6.75 Smirnoff, Blue Curacao, & Pineapple Juice Malibu, Disaronno, Pineapple Juice, & OJ served on the rocks served on the rocks Bonneville Rocketcar $6.50 Creamsicle $6.25 Porter’s Fire Cinnamon Whiskey, Triple Sec, Vanilla Vodka, OJ, & a splash of cream served OJ, & Energy Drink served on the rocks on the rocks Boot Scoot $8.75 Creamy Sunset $5.75 Bacardi Superior, Malibu, Melon Schnapps, Whipped Vodka, OJ, Pineapple Juice, S&S, & Smirnoff, Sprite, a splash of Pineapple Juice & Grenadine served on the rocks Grenadine served on the rocks Crown Vacation $7.25 Bourbon Apple $6.75 Crown Apple, Malibu, & Sprite served on the

Jim Beam Apple, Apple Pucker, & Cranberry rocks Juice served on the rocks Crownberry Almond $7.25 Crown Royal, Amaretto, & Cranberry Juice

served on the rocks COCKTAILS COCKTAILS Crownberry Apple $6.25 Green Monkey $7.00 Crown Apple & Cranberry Juice served on the Midori, Montego Bay Rum, Sprite, & a splash rocks of S&S served on the rocks Cuba Libre $5.75 $5.75 Bacardi Superior, Coke, & a splash of lime Smirnoff & Grapefruit Juice served on the served on the rocks rocks Deer Trap $6.25 Gun Barrel $11.15 Smirnoff, Triple Sec, OJ, Sprite, & a splash of Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel, Grand Marnier, &

Grenadine served on the rocks Margarita Mix served on the rocks in a salt- Devil Went Down to Georgia $7.00 rimmed glass Jim Beam Peach, Fireball, S&S, & Coke Hairy Navel $6.75 served on the rocks Smirnoff, Peach Schnapps, & OJ served on the

Dirty Boot $8.75 rocks Jose Cuervo Gold, Smirnoff, Gilby’s Gin, Hpnosis $6.75 Montego Bay Rum, Blue Curacao, Pineapple Hpnotiq, Smirnoff, & Sprite served on the

Juice, S&S, & Grenadine served on the rocks rocks El Diablo $9.50 Irish Fireball $7.50 Patron Silver, Ginger Beer, Cranberry Juice, & Jameson, Fireball, & Coke served on the rocks a splash of Lime served on the rocks Irish Wolfhound $7.00 Electric Lemonade $6.25 Jameson Black Barrel & Grapefruit Juice Smirnoff, Triple Sec, Sprite, & Blue Curacao served on the rocks served on the rocks Island Jack $7.75 Electric Watermelon $9.00 Jack Daniel’s, 99 Bananas, Malibu, Pineapple Midori, Smirnoff, Gilby’s Gin, Montego Bay Juice, S&S, & a splash of coke served on the Rum, Sprite, S&S, Blue Curacao, & Grenadine rocks served on the rocks Jäger Surfer $7.25 Frisky Whiskey $8.00 Jägermeister, Malibu, & Pineapple Juice Jameson Caskmates, Buttershots, & Pineapple served on the rocks Juice served on the rocks Jameson Green Tea $7.25 Fuzzy Beam $6.75 Jim Beam Peach, Jim Beam Orange, & OJ Jameson, Peach Schnapps, & S&S served on served on the rocks the rocks Fuzzy Navel $5.75 Jungle Punch $8.75 Peach Schnapps & OJ served on the rocks Bacardi Superior, Bacardi Limon, Bacardi Mango, Raspberry Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Gentleman Sour $7.00 Pineapple Juice, & Grenadine served on the Gentleman Jack and S&S served on the rocks rocks German Chocolate Cake $9.25 Kentucky Buck $5.75 Jägermeister, Crème de Cocoa, Malibu, Jim Beam Peach, Strawberry Puree, & Ginger

Buttershots, & Cream served on the rocks Beer served on the rocks Gingerberry $7.00 Kentucky Godfather $7.75 Jameson Black Barrel, Cock & Bull Ginger Bulleit Bourbon, Amaretto, Triple Sec, & OJ

Beer, & Cranberry Juice served on the rocks served on the rocks Glowstick $6.50 Kentucky Sweet Tea $7.25 Five Wives Vodka, Midori, & Sprite served on Jim Beam, Jim Beam Peach, Triple Sec, S&S, the rocks Sprite, & a splash of Coke served on the rocks Grape Ape $7.00 Killer Godzilla $6.75 Grape Vodka, Chateau Monet, & Cranberry Bacardi Limon, Melon Schnapps, Sprite, & a

Juice served on the rocks splash of S&S served on the rocks Grape Cod $7.90 Killer Kool-Aid $7.75 Grape Vodka, Grand Marnier, Triple Sec, Smirnoff, Amaretto, Melon Schnapps,

Cranberry Juice, & Lime served on the rocks Cranberry Juice, & Sprite served on the rocks Grape Rickey $6.75 Lazy Dr. Jameson $7.00 Smirnoff, Grape Pucker, Lime Juice, & Sprite Ryan’s Irish Cream, Jameson, & Dr. Pepper served on the rocks served on the rocks Grapehound $5.75 Lightning Bug $6.75 Grape Vodka, Grapefruit Juice, & a splash of Bacardi Mango, Bacardi Black, Pineapple Grenadine served on the rocks Juice, & Cock & Bull Ginger Beer served on Grateful Dead $9.00 the rocks Jose Cuervo Gold, Smirnoff, Montego Bay Liquid Marijuana $7.50 Rum, Chateau Monet, and S&S served on the Captain Morgan, Malibu, Midori, Pineapple rocks Juice, & a splash of Blue Curacao and S&S served on the rocks

COCKTAILS COCKTAILS Liquid Valium $7.75 Peaches & Cream $6.75 Porter’s Peach Whiskey, Malibu, Peach Whipped Vodka, Peach Schnapps, & S&S

Schnapps, Cranberry Juice, & OJ served on served on the rocks the rocks Porter Berry $5.75 Long Beach $8.25 Porter’s Apple Whiskey, Cranberry Juice, &

Smirnoff, Gilby’s Gin, Montego Bay Rum, Club Soda served on the rocks Triple Sec, OJ, & Cranberry Juice served on Porter’s Press $5.75 the rocks Porter’s Peach Whiskey, Sprite, & a splash of Long Island Iced Tea $9.25 Club Soda served on the rocks Smirnoff, Jose Cuervo Gold, Gilby’s Gin, Purple Passion $8.65 Montego Bay Rum, Triple Sec, S&S, & Coke served on the rocks Jose Cuervo Silver, Chateau Monet, Grand Marnier, Blue Curacao, S&S, & a splash of Louisiana Well Water $9.00 Cranberry Juice served on the rocks Mandrin Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Southern Comfort, Triple Sec, OJ, Pineapple Juice, & Purple Sky $5.75 Grenadine served on the rocks Grape Vodka, Sprite, & a splash of Blue $6.25 Curacao, Lime Juice, & Cranberry Juice served on the rocks Jack Daniel’s, Triple Sec, S&S, & Sprite served on the rocks Raspberry Cosmo $7.00 Raspberry Vodka, Chateau Monet, & $7.25 Cranberry Juice served on the rocks Bacardi Superior, Bacardi Black, Triple Sec,

Pineapple Juice, & OJ served on the rocks Raspberry Spider $6.75 Malibu Wife $6.75 Tarantula Azul, Raspberry Vodka, Sprite, & a splash of S&S & Raspberry Puree served on Malibu, Five Wives Vodka, Cranberry, & OJ the rocks served on the rocks Raspberry Sunset $8.50 Margarita $6.25 Mandrin Vodka, Raspberry Vodka, Chateau Jose Cuervo Gold, Triple Sec, & Margarita Monet, a splash of OJ, Pineapple Juice, Mix served on the rocks in a salt-rimmed glass Cranberry Juice, & Sprite served on the rocks Melonrita $10.25 Razz Fuck Me Up $7.00 Patron Silver, Midori, & Margarita Mix served Raspberry Vodka, Chateau Monet, Raspberry on the rocks Syrup, Sprite, & Cranberry Juice served on the Mexican $13.40 rocks Patron Silver, Bacardi Superior, Grey Goose, Razzle Dazzle $6.75 Bombay, OJ, & Blue Curacao served on the Raspberry Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Sprite, & rocks a splash of Pineapple Juice served on the rocks Miami Vice $6.75 Roughneck Sour $6.25 Grape Vodka, Peach Schnapps, & OJ served Bulleit Rye, Grapefruit Juice, & S&S served on the rocks on the rocks Mojito $5.75 Royal Flush $7.25 Bacardi, Simple Syrup, Mint, Lime, & Club Crown Royal, Peach Schnapps, & Cranberry

Soda served on the rocks Juice served on the rocks Mudslide $7.75 Russian Fireman $7.25 Ryan’s Irish Cream, Smirnoff, Kahlua, & Fireball, Kahlua, & Cream served on the rocks

Cream served on the rocks Sand In Your Shorts $9.25 Neon Moon $7.75 Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff, Midori, Chateau Malibu, Melon Schnapps, Peach Schnapps, Monet, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice, OJ, & a Pineapple Juice, & OJ served on the rocks splash of S&S served on the rocks Old Fashioned $7.00 Screaming $8.75 High West, Simple Syrup, & Angostura Ryan’s Irish Cream, Kahlua, Amaretto, Bitters Smirnoff, & Cranberry Juice served on the Paloma $10.00 rocks Patron Silver, Triple Sec, Grapefruit Juice, Sea Breeze $5.75 Sprite, and a splash of Lime served on the Smirnoff, Cranberry Juice, & Grapefruit Juice rocks served on the rocks Punch $5.75 Sex on My Face $9.25 Malibu, Pineapple, OJ, & Cranberry Juice Yukon Jack, Peach Schnapps, Malibu, served on the rocks Monarch 151, OJ, & a splash of Cranberry & Peach Daze $5.75 Pineapple Juice served on the rocks Porter’s Peach Whiskey, Cock & Bull Ginger Sex on the Beach $6.75 Beer, & a splash of OJ served on the rocks Smirnoff, Peach Schnapps, OJ, & Cranberry

Juice served on the rocks COCKTAILS COCKTAILS Silk Panties $6.75 Vanilla Cherry Coke $6.25 Raspberry Vodka, Peach Schnapps, OJ, & a Crown Vanilla, Coke, & a splash of Grenadine splash of Grenadine served on the rocks served on the rocks Sour Cherry $5.75 Vanilla Cream Soda $7.00 Ryan’s Irish Cream, Crown Vanilla, & Dr. Cherry Vodka and S&S served on the rocks Pepper served on the rocks Southern Belle $7.25 Vanilla White Russian $7.25 Bulleit Bourbon, Peach Schnapps, OJ, Vanilla Vodka, Kahlua, & Cream served on the Pineapple Juice, & a splash of Grenadine served on the rocks rocks Star Fucker $7.50 VanillaBeam Cream Soda $6.75 Crown Royal, Watermelon Pucker, & Energy Ryan’s Irish Cream, Jim Beam Vanilla, & Dr.

Drink served on the rocks Pepper served on the rocks Strawberry Breeze $7.75 Warm & Breezy $8.25 Strawberry Vodka, Watermelon Pucker, Fireball, Malibu, Strawberry Vodka, Amaretto, Sprite, & a splash of S&S and Strawberry Puree, & Pineapple Juice served on Strawberry Puree served on the rocks the rocks Strawberry Spider $6.75 Watermelon Patch $8.75 Tarantula Azul, Strawberry Vodka, Sprite, & a Smirnoff, Gilby’s Gin, Melon Schnapps, splash of S&S & Strawberry Puree served on Watermelon Pucker, Sprite, S&S, and a splash the rocks of Grenadine served on the rocks Summer Breeze $6.75 Wet Pussy $8.75 Jim Beam, Jim Beam Peach, Raspberry Puree, Malibu, Smirnoff, Gilby’s Gin, Amaretto, OJ,

Pineapple Juice, & OJ served on the rocks Pineapple Juice, & Grenadine served on the rocks Sweet Fire Tea $7.25 White Russian $6.75 Jack Daniel’s Fire, Jack Daniel’s Honey, Smirnoff, Kahlua, & Cream served on the Triple Sec, S&S, Sprite, & a splash of Coke served on the rocks rocks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle $6.75 Wicked Apple $7.25 Jägermeister, Sour Apple Pucker, & Pineapple Mandrin Vodka, Triple Sec, OJ, Pineapple Juice, & a splash of Blue Curacao served on Juice served on the rocks the rocks Wookiee Juice $6.75 Tennessee Breeze $5.75 Jose Cuervo Gold, Malibu, Sprite, Pineapple, Jack Daniel’s Honey, OJ, Cranberry Juice, & a & a splash of Blue Curacao served on the splash of Tonic served on the rocks rocks Tequila Sunrise $5.75 Jose Cuervo Gold, OJ, & a splash of Grenadine served on the rocks Tequila Sunset $8.50 Cazadores Reposado, Malibu, Chateau Monet, OJ, & a splash of Grenadine served on the rocks Tie Me To The Bedpost $7.50 Malibu, Midori, Citrus Vodka, S&S served on the rocks Toasted Almond $6.75 Amaretto, Kahlua, & Cream served on the rocks Tokyo Tea $8.75 Smirnoff, Montego Bay Rum, Gilby’s Gin, Melon Schnapps, Sprite, and S&S served on the rocks $5.75 Gilby’s Gin, Soda, & a splash of Lime Juice and S&S served on the rocks Trash Can $9.00 Smirnoff, Gilby’s Gin, Montego Bay Rum, Peach Schnapps, Energy Drink, & a splash of Blue Curacao served on the rocks Tropical Martini $8.00 Grey Goose, Malibu, & Pineapple Juice served up Utah Snowball $6.75 Five Wives Vodka, Kahlua, Cream, & Coke served on the rocks SHOTS SHOTS Almond Joy $6.75 Duck Fart $8.00 Disaronno, Crème de Cocoa, & splash of Ryan’s Irish Cream, Crown Royal, Kahlua, &

Cream a splash of Cream American Dream $8.00 Fire Apple $6.75 Kahlua, Disaronno, Frangelico, & a splash of Porter’s Fire Cinnamon Whiskey, Sour Apple

Cream Pucker, & Cranberry B-52 $8.40 Fire Nut $8.00 Ryan’s Irish Cream, Porter’s Fire Cinnamon Ryan’s Irish Cream, Kahlua, & Grand Marnier Whiskey, & Frangelico Banana Bombshell $6.75 Flaming Dr. Pepper $8.20 99 Bananas & Hot Damn! Amaretto & Monarch 151 set aflame then

Banana Split $6.75 dropped into half a glass of Bud Light 99 Bananas & Crème de Cocoa topped with Four Horsemen $9.00 Whipped Cream & a Cherry Jack Daniel’s, Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo Gold, &

Blonde Slut $7.25 Yukon Jack Jägermeister, Peach Schnapps, & a splash of Fun Dip $6.25 Pineapple Juice Grape Vodka, Triple Sec, & a splash of Blow Job $6.75 Grenadine, Blue Curacao, Sprite, & S&S Ryan’s Irish Cream & Kahlua topped with served in a sugar-rimmed glass

Whipped Cream Funky Monkey $6.75 Blue Balls $6.75 99 Bananas, Malibu, & a splash of Pineapple

Malibu, Peach Schnapps, S&S, & Blue Juice

Curacao Grenade $7.00 Bong Water $9.00 Midori, Jose Cuervo Gold, splash of S&S and

Malibu, Captain Morgan, Southern Comfort, Sprite Amaretto, & a splash of Sprite, Blue Curacao, Gummy Bear $6.75 and S&S Raspberry Vodka, Peach Schnapps, & a splash

Brunette Slut $7.25 of S&S Jägermeister, Amaretto, & a splash of Hawaiian Punch $5.75 Cranberry Juice Cherry Vodka & a splash of Lime Juice,

Butterball $7.75 Grenadine, & OJ Ryan’s Irish Cream, Buttershots, & Kahlua Hot Booty $6.75 Butterscotch Life Saver $6.75 Mandrin Vodka, Triple Sec, & Energy Drink Whipped Vodka, Buttershots, & a splash of Hot Wild Southern Night $8.25 Pineapple Juice & Sprite Hot Damn!, Wild Turkey, & Southern Comfort Canadian Mountie $7.50 $8.95 Crown Royal & Yukon Jack Ryan’s Irish Cream & Jameson dropped into a

Candy Apple $7.25 third pint of Guinness Crown Apple, Apple Pucker, & a splash of Jäger Bomb $6.25 Cranberry Juice & Sprite Jägermeister & Energy Drink Caramel Apple $7.25 Jedi $6.75 Crown Apple & Buttershots Porter’s Peach Whiskey, Peach Schnapps, & a

Cherry Bomb $5.75 splash of Pineapple Juice & Blue Curacao 99 Black Cherries & Energy Drink Kamikaze $6.25 Smirnoff, Triple Sec, & a splash of Lime Juice Chocolate Cake $7.50 Frangelico & Absolut Vanilla w/ a sugared and S&S

Lemon Leg Spreader $6.75 Malibu, Melon Schnapps, & a splash of Chocolate Covered Cherry $6.75 Cherry Vodka & Crème de Cocoa Pineapple Juice $6.25 Copper Camel $6.75 Citrus Vodka, Triple Sec, & a splash of S&S

Ryan’s Irish Cream & Buttershots served in sugar-rimmed shot glass Cowboy Up $9.50 Liquid Cocaine $8.75 Crown Royal, Southern Comfort, Monarch Southern Comfort, Amaretto, Peach Schnapps, 151, Jose Cuervo Gold, & splash of Lime Juice Triple Sec, & a splash of Sprite, Pineapple and S&S Juice, & Cranberry Juice Cowgirl Up $9.65 Lunch Box $8.70 Malibu, Smirnoff, Chateau Monet, Grand Mandrin Vodka & Peach Schnapps dropped

Marnier, splash of Sprite, & Cranberry Juice into a half pint of Coors Light & OJ Devil’s Advocate $6.75 Melon Ball $7.00 Five Wives Sinful Cinnamon Whiskey, Midori, Smirnoff, & Pineapple Juice Whipped Vodka, & Cream

SHOTS SHOTS Miami Vice Shot $6.75 Washington Apple $7.25 Smirnoff Grape, Peach Schnapps, & a splash Crown Royal, Apple Pucker, & Cranberry of OJ Juice Milky Way $8.00 Water Moccasin $7.25 Crème de Cocoa, Vanilla Vodka, Buttershots, Crown Royal, Peach Schnapps, & S&S & a splash of Cream Watermelon Kamikaze $7.25 Mind Eraser $6.75 Raspberry Vodka, Watermelon Pucker, Triple

Kahlua, Smirnoff, & a splash of Soda Sec, & a splash of Cranberry Juice and S&S Oatmeal Cookie $9.00 Wet Pussy Shot $8.75 Ryan’s Irish Cream, Jägermeister, Kahlua, & Malibu, Smirnoff, Gilby’s Gin, Amaretto, & a

Buttershots splash of OJ, Pineapple Juice, & Grenadine Oil Spill $7.00 Widow Maker $8.25 Goldschläger covered with a layer of Jägermeister, Smirnoff, Kahlua, & a splash of

Jägermeister Grenadine PB & J $7.00 Wild Fire $6.25 Grape Vodka & Frangelico Wild Turkey & Tabasco Peach Kamikaze $6.75 Smirnoff, Peach Schnapps, & a splash of S&S and Lime Juice Peach Tart $5.75 Jim Beam Peach, S&S, & a splash of grenadine Pineapple Upside-Down Cake $7.25 Vanilla Vodka, Amaretto, Pineapple Juice, &

Grenadine Pink Starburst $7.25 Vanilla Vodka, Watermelon Pucker, & S&S Purple Hooter $7.00 Smirnoff, Chateau Monet, & a splash of S&S Red Headed Slut $7.25 Jägermeister, Peach Schnapps, & a splash of

Cranberry Juice Route 66 $6.75 Bacardi Limon, 99 Cherries, Sprite, & a squeeze of lime Royal Fuck $8.50 Crown Royal, Chateau Monet, Peach

Schnapps, Pineapple Juice, & Cranberry Juice Scooby Snack $7.75 Malibu, 99 Bananas, Melon Schnapps, splash of Pineapple Juice, & Cream topped w/ Whipped Cream Shotgun $8.00 Jack Daniel’s, Jim Beam, & Wild Turkey Skittles $6.75 Watermelon Pucker & Apple Pucker Snake Bite $6.25 Yukon Jack & splash of Lime Juice Snickers $7.00 Crème de Cocoa & Frangelico Sour Patch Kid $7.75 Apple Pucker, Citrus Vodka, Melon Schnapps,

& a splash of S&S Spider Bite $5.75 Tarantula Azul & a splash of Energy Drink Surfer on Acid $7.25 Jägermeister, Malibu, & Pineapple Juice Vegas Bomb $7.25 Crown Royal, Peach Schnapps, & a splash of

Energy Drink