Bachelor Chow" Bachelor Chow, Now with Flavor! Version 1.5 Compiled by Flyingember
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The ArsTechnica Cookbook of "Bachelor Chow" Bachelor Chow, now with flavor! Version 1.5 Compiled by flyingember Ars Openforum members are fans of almost every type of food that exists. This cookbook is a compilation of m any recipes volunteered by different members. There is something for most tastes. There are over 180 recipes. All recipes are from the member listed, any questions about them should be posted to the specific member. If you wish to have a recipe removed or added to the cookbook sim ply ask or post on the boards. All attempts were done to keep the authors title, however when one was not available, coming up with a suitable title was attempted. After the recipes are extras pulled from different threads. I won’t tell what, just go look to see what there is. To keep with the bachelor theme, all recipes are kept in the style of the writer, thus the chaotic look to the cookbook Doubles may be present; none have been tested for quality. There is no specific order to the recipes in their section, they’re in the order they are. The table of contents is below, cookbook starts on the next page. The source list of forum threads is at the very end of this document. Feedback is appreciated. Enjoy! Table of Con tents Breakfasts - Page 2 | Drinks - Page 4 Entrées - Page 5 | Sides - Page 37 De sserts - Page 38 | Extras- Page 4 2 1 Breakfasts cook a bit. Get them all scrambled and start dumping cheese in. Add salt and pepper 1ood French Toast for one geek gradually while adding the cheese. Put on a plate and eat with toast and coffee. 1 egg 1/2 cup milk By Thallium Bread 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 tsp cinnamon One Minute Microwave Scrambled Eggs 1/2 tsp vanilla Beat egg slightly -add milk -salt -cinnamon, Scramble one egg in microwave safe bowl. A and vanilla. bowl about 4 inches wide at the base is best. Dip bread in mixture coating (Both Sides) Place in microwave on high for 1 minute. Out Fry in oiled skillet till golden brown. come one fluffly scrambled egg. By iSpy By tr aaaf Breakfast Sandwich Rice Breakfast Bagel (I prefer fresh cinnamon raisin) When I was broke in Taiwan I use to eat this 2 eggs for breakfast: 4-6 slices of bacon 1 Bowl cooked rice 2 slices of cheese Add hand full of raisens Add Hersheys syrup Fry bacon in a larg e skillet. Split your bagel Hmm Hmm Good! while you wait. Set aside bacon and half of the bacon By Conqueror Worm grease. Scramble eggs in remaining grease. Set aside eggs, return remaining grease to Egg and Cheese on toast kicks ass. skillet. Fry bagel halves in the remaining grease. 1) Put bread in Toaster Oven. Stack bagel 2) Set frying pan to #3. Crack egg on pan half/cheese/eggs/cheese/ bacon/bagel half. (after adding a wee bit of butter). Yummy! If you do have a truly large skillet 3) Run to Toaster oven and turn on. (or use a griddle), you can scramble the eggs 4) Get out cheddar cheese and slice 2 -3 and fry the bagel at the same time. pieces off. 5) Get out ketchup (if you're into kinky By Tom the Melaniephile egg/ketchup combos) 6) Flip egg when toaster oven goes D ing!, then put cheese on the egg. Add pepper. Teh omelette When cheese looks like it's melted all over, put it on the toast to make an egg sandwich. Three eggs (or four) Voila. Isn't it snazzy? Total cooking time is Sharp, aged cheddar and/or jack (or any about 5 mins. cheese y ou want) Crushed pepper By Archetype Salt Butter Chili Eggs Heat up a frying pan and melt some butter on the bottom. Crack the eggs and let them 2 4 - Whole Eggs By orangejulius 2 - tspn red roo ster (or louisina if you prefer) hot sauce 1 - pinch of salt Toastie 1 - pinch of chili pepper 1 - pinch of ground mustard seed Ease: ok, if you don't burn toast. Believe me, it's possible. now take all that and scramble it... Damn Washing up factor: one plate and knife. Does thats good, (5 min meal too) or if ya like try it get any better? heh it with some bacon and add more red rooster Cost: cheap on after it is done. Speed: minutes. Ingredients By Dark Rain 2 slices of bread (more, depending on how many sarnies you want to make) 1 banana EZ French toast butter 2-3 Eggs Toast the bread. milk (some, don't know exact measurement) Spread lightly with butter. cinnamon Slice the banana. Place on toast. bread Sandwich together. Scoff. mix eggs, milk, & pinch of cinnamon in dish...Should be yellowish color. Briefly dip By carodin both sides of bread in batter, then put on heated f rying pan (griddle). Cook till "done" (sorry, no better explanation for this, just do Mojo- Jojo's Fried Egg Sandwich...OF it till it looks like french toast). Eat DOOM!!! (preferrably w/ butter & syrup) 1 bagel by El Guapo 2 eggs Seasoning for eggs. 21 Seasoning Salute works really well. STi Sev's SHITLESSLY Healthy, yet delicious Lettuce omelette Cheese (any kind that melts well, havarti is really good) Teh omelette Tomato Five Eggs Mayo Chop ped Up Tomatoes Mustard Crushed pepper Other sandwich stuff, Avocado, etc. A little Salt A little Olive or Macadamenian Nut Oil Crack egg into pan, break yolk, but don't scramble. While one side is cooking, sprinkle By STI Sev seasonings (dill, salt, p epper, marjoram, rosemary, basically any green herb works, and in combinations.) on the raw eggy side. OrangeJulius's Bowl When the egg is cooked about halfway through, flip it. Turn the heat down low, and Post brand cereal (Shredded Wheat or toss some slices of cheese on the eggs to Cranberry Almond Crunch) melt. - your choice of fruit topping (pineapple works well) Toast the bread righ t about as you flip the - drowned in milk egg. This ensures the toast is still hot, when the egg is done. Mayo and mustard the bread. 3 Put the egg on the bread, and toss on sandwich stuff, like lettuce, tomato, avocado, Strawberry & Banana Shake onion, whatever floats your submarine. (get 1 cup milk it? sandw ich pun...sorry) 1 banana sliced up pretty thin Eat. Mmmm...Egg sandwich of DOOM!! 1 cup strawberries (frozen or fresh) 1 teaspoon vanilla By Mojo -jojo sugar, to taste 4-5 ice cubes Egg's n' Taters Put all ingredients in a blender (put the ice and strawberries in fi rst). Blend for about 20 - Main ingredient: Your own judgemenet on 30 seconds on high. the ammounts of things used. Potatoes O'brien By Edge| X-Large eggs Copious ammounts of your fav seasoning(s) Vege oil Intense Wound Cheese. 1 large cup (like the free plastic one from Pour oil in medium pan at medium heat. Taco Bell) Pour potatoes into pan quickly, to avoid 1 spoon splattering. 4oz of Sprite Allow potatoes to cook for at least 10 8oz of Orange Juice minutes, with turning/mixing of potatoes 1 pint of Vanilla Ice Cream about every 2 -3 minutes. Scramble eggs, adding the seasonings of Take the cup and pour in Sprite and orange choice until evenly mixed. juice. Scoop ice cream in to cup. Mix Pour eggs into potatoes and continue to cook concoction with spoon. Eat. until eggs are to the desired consistency. Add cheese and mix more. By itoleck By Red_Choas1 Old Irish Staple Drinks 1 nitrous tap 1 pony keg <angelic music>Guinness Home Made Hot Cocoa Mix </angelic music> 1-4 glasses 8qt pkg (About 10 Cups) Nonfat dry milk your set for a few days. if your not powder experienced in the ways of the Perfect Pour, 1- 16oz (About 4 3/4 Cups) Sifted powdered seek wisdo m from your local pub/dive. sug ar in harsh situations, you can get by on the - 1 3/4 cups unsweetened cocoa powder Extra Stout bottles. WARNING: if you can see 1- 6oz jar (About 1 3/4 Cups) powdered non light through your beer, you have mistakenly dairy creamer purchased urine....... - 1 1/2 cups instant malted milk powder by MarkH Mix all together well. Store in airtight container -Makes 16 Cups For 48 Servings banana shake Per Cup 1/3 cup per mug with 3/4 cu p Boiling Water A banana Milk by iSpy 4 Peel banana, cut into inch l engths, and then 1 Cup Brown Sugar freeze. Put the frozen chunks into the 1/4 Ginger blender, then put enough milk in to cover A sprinkle or two (to taste) of Garlic Powder them. Mix. Yum. A sprinkle of Black Pepper 1 Tablespoon Cornstarch By KGZotU Start cooking the hamburger in a large frying pan. While it's cooking, start a pot of water Milkshake 2 boiling for the Ramen noodl es. 1 tub of vanilla ice cream (only weakly In a small sauce pan, mix the Soy Sauce, flavoured) Lemon Juice, Brown Sugar, Ginger, Garlic double cream powder, and Black pepper. Stir well and put some fruit on medium heat. Put fruit, and some of the cream (for suction) When the water in the pot is boiling, add the into blender. Blend. Add lots ice cream (and noodles. Cook well (at least 5 minutes). more fruit if necessary). When finished strai n out the water.