THCCIRCLG Volume 33, Number 18 Marist College, Poughkeepsie, N.Y. April 9, 1987' Report raises concern about adjunct number by Bill DeGennaro employed 76 full-time faculty and Academic Vice President Marc juncts, it was related to containing said. 62 adjunct faculty, according to vanderHeyden said the use of ad costs." Poris said the minority numbers The Middle States Association of Marilyn Poris, director of institu juncts does not necessarily sacrifice Responding to the accreditation are as reported to the state Educa Colleges and Schools has reaffirm tional research. In the fall of 1986, the quality of education. He association's report, vanderHeyden tion Department in Albany. ed Marist's full accreditation, but the number of full-time faculty pointed but, for instance, that part- said he would like to see more full- In 1985, of the 20,545 full-time expressed concern about the reached 130, while the number of time faculty are used to reduce time faculty teaching at the college. faculty at private schools in New number of adjunct instructors and adjuncts rose to 164, she said. course loads of full-time faculty "I can set my plans," he said, York, 2.1 percent were black, 1.8 the college's lack of progress in The ratio of part-time to full- pursuing administrative positions "but I have to get the financial sup percent were Hispanic, 4.8 percent recruiting minority faculty and time at Marist is higher than the and other responsibilities. port to achieve it." were Asian, 89.3 percent were staff. statewide figures for private institu While enrollment has increased Poris and the Personnel Office white and 2.0 percent were listed as The association, which reviews tions, according to the state Educa dramatically at Marist in the past could supply figures on minority other, according to the Informa the college's accreditation tion Department. There were five years, the national trend of hir faculty only for two years. This tion Center on Education. periodically, commended Marist 20,545 full-time faculty and 17,439 ing more part-timers has been at fall, according to the Personnel Of Of the 17,439 part-time faculty for its financial planning, increas part-time faculty at the 111 four- tributed to declines in enrollment fice, there were three minority full- in New York in 1985, 4.1 percent ed enrollment, balanced budget, in year and 25 two-year independent and tightened budgets. time faculty members. Statistics on were black, 2.3 percent were creased revenues and construction institutions in New York in 1985, vanderHeyden would not deny the number of minority adjuncts Hispanic, 2.7 percent were Asian, of facilities to accommodate the most recent statistics available. that Marist's high number of ad were unavailable, they said. 89.4 percent were white and 1.5 growth of the college. According to Time magazine, of juncts — who are paid significant In the fall of 1985, there was one percent were listed as other, they It also praised the colleges'pro- 700,000 faculty nationally, 30 per ly less than full-timers — was full-time and six adjunct black said. gress in the Core curriculum and cent of professors in some of the related to financial concerns. faculty, according to Poris. There vanderHeyden said the lack of Library's collection of books and liberal arts are not permanent. The "It's related definitely to were three full-time and six adjunct minority faculty, staff and students periodicals. percentages are lower in other finances," he said. "I'm saying by Asian faculty and one full-time and at Marist will be a difficult problem In the fall of 1981, Marist fields, it was reported. the time Marist hired more ad 12 adjunct Hispanic faculty, she Continued on page 4 Ex-hostage to address grads Changes made The Rev. Lawrence Martin Jenco, held hostage in Beirut for 18 months, will be the keynote speaker in graduation, for Commencement on May 23. Jenco, of Joliet, 111., was ordained in March of 1959. During his nearly 30 years in the priesthood he has done extensive work both for the Servites, Senior Week a Catholic religious order dedicated to foreign mis sionary services, and for Catholic_Relief Services. by Jean E. Clements the trustees, Molloy said. It wasi whueTie'was seTvihg as Program Director College officials announced that A public certificate of assembly, for Catholic Relief Services in Beirut that he was which was posted in the McCann taken hostage. graduating seniors wilj be limited to three Commencement ceremony Center before the ECAC Metro Jenco was abducted in West Beirut on Jan. 8, tickets and will be required to Conference Tournament in March, 1985. He was released almost 19 months later in vacate their rooms after their last indicates the maximum number of the Syrian controlled Bekaa Valley in Eastern final exam this year. people allowed to occupy the Lebanon, and publicly forgave his captors during In the past, Senior Week had building is 4,270. his homecoming ceremonies in Joliet, asking that begun immediately after finals. Molloy said allowing four tickets other captives in Lebanon not be forgotten. This year all resident seniors will be per graduate would create His return to the United States included a stop required to leave no later than overcrowding. in Rome to meet with Pope John Paul II and in Thursday, May 14, according to "Four each is too much, and you London to meet with Dr. Robert Runcie, Ar Steve Sansola, director of housing. can't print three and a half," said chbishop of Canterbury. After meeting with Presi Overcrowding at the Commence Molloy. dent Reagan and his wife and Secretary of State ment ceremony last year became a If each student was allowed four George Schultz, he returned to Joliet and has since major concern after some families tickets -— which represents an in devoted his time to working for the release of other were left stranded in the McCann crease of 700 people — the hostages still held in Lebanon. lobby, according to Rosemary McCann Center could technically Molloy, acting registrar. still hold approximately 500 more ' 'Marist College is honored to have a man of the people. Rev. Jenco's stature as Commencement speaker. Graduating seniors were allow Marist is concerned with teaching our students ed 10 Commencement tickets last Additional space must be made about global issues, encouraging them to look Former hostage Fr. Lawrence Martin Jenco, year, according to Molloy. for the handicapped section, "It appeared that entire families photographers and equipment, she beyond their doorsteps to ask themselves why O.S.M. will be keynote speaker at commence said. things happen, to examine issues from an ethical ment. were outside," said Molloy. "It's perspective. not fair. This year's graduates will Sansola said requiring students He has aided thousands of people through his receive a packet of 10 invitations to leave after their last final will "The Rev. Jenco's experience as a hostage in missions with Catholic Relief Services in India, allow housing staff to do a Beirut for 18 months, as well as his exemplary work and three tickets to the ceremony." Australia, North Yemen, Thailand and Lebanon. Molloy said the invitations are thorough room inspection before for Catholic Relief Services, makes him an ideal And while in India, he served as chaplain of a choice for Commencement speaker,"said Cernera. intended as graduation an Continued on page 12 hospital for physically and mentally disabled nouncements or souvenirs. In 1969, Jenco was arrested along with other children. members of "The Denver 14" — two priests, a A Commencement crowd of ap nun, a minister and 10 laypersons — who entered Jenco was the recipient of the 1986 Mother proximately 3,000 is expected in the 'Marist Live* the Colorado senate, chamber to protest the Cabrini Award and the thirteenth recipient of the McCann Center. The crowd will be legislature's failure to pass 22 bills related to civil Capitol Hill First Friday Club's "For God and comprised of 700 graduates, 2,100 debuts rights and justice issues. Country" Award. guests, a maximum of 150 faculty, invited dignitaries and spouses of page An adjunct's Student's Day canceled during planning view by Lauren Arthur Student's Day, April 15, was not "Donna (Berger) should have interesting for themselves, they chosen because it was the day called us in sooner," said Prucnel. could really make it fun," said ^^ — page 7 Donna Berger, executive assis before Easter Break, and she felt tant to the academic vice president, "I don't think it's right to bag the Magrino. r < students would leave early for idea." said a variety of reasons led to the home. cancellation of Student's Day this Last year's Student's Day, with Berger said an event for students Alumnus goes year. Student's Day did not appear on the theme "College, Knowledge, may still take place, but no definite Student's Day, which replaced the spring calender this year, and and Jobs," was attended by ap plans have been made. One idea to Hollywood Convocation Day for the first time canceling classes might have proximately 250 people. There were under consideration is an event for last year, has been canceled after disrupted faculty and student class 22 workshops and two keynote students with an undecided major, page 9 problems with scheduling this year schedules, Berger said. speakers. which would offer students infor and poor attendance last year, ac Peter Prucnel, student body mation and guidance. president, blames poor planning Jeanmarie Magrino, assistant ac cording to Berger. The academic vice president's of "There wasn't a large enough for the cancellation. Prucnel said tivities director, said students need Lacrosse planning began too late and four to get involved if they want to in fice is budgeted money to sponsor turnout last year to justify Student's Day and is responsible coverage rescheduling the event and cancel weeks did not leave adequate time fluence college events. a day of classes," she said. to get a respectable speaker and "If it's planned well, and for holding the event, according to plan the event properly. Magrino. — page 101 Berger said the unofficial date of students get speakers and make it 'W
April 9, 1987 - THE CIRCLE - Page 3 Page 2 - THE CIRCLE - April 9, 1987 Dorm entry Editor's note: Submissions for "Potpourri" may be sent to Julia Murray, c/o The Circle Film fans get a close-up look at star Potpourri Box 859, or call 473-0161 after 5 p.m.. - • brings arrests Two Beacon men who forced by Annie Breslin a half hour discussion, during "If you go out on a stage in never quite achieved that." ed "How to Find a Job." The workshop will Comedians Marist Live DEADLINES Sunday will mark the second night of their way past an entry officer in which he revealed what he believes order to create emotion, it's going But he was equally critical of his include a discussion of the pros and cons If your homework is getting you down the lobby of Champagnat Hall last Well known actor and director makes an actor. to be self-fulfilling and dull and own work. When he was asked to of various job-hunting strategies, as well as and you could use a good laugh, "Catch Marist's new talk'show, "Marist Live." This Elections week the show will begin at a special time, week were arrested after allegedly Alan Arkin, who has appeared in "You know you're an actor boring." he said. "Emotion comes reflect on his greatest tips on organizing your own strategy. The a Rising Star," sponsored by the Activities sexually abusing a sophomore such films as "The In-Laws" and when someone comes over and out of doing — it's not something achievements, he replied, "The Student Government elctions will be held workshop will be held from 4 p.m. to 5:30 Office, will feature comedians Whitely & Ip- 8:30 p.m., in D243. Some of this week's all day today and tomorrow in the Cham- guest include: Debate Team coach Jim woman in the elevator, according "The Russians Are Coming," thanks you because they have been you can create." things that were good were pretty p.m. in D102. polito tonight in the River Room. The show to Roland Quinlan, assistant direc shared his personal beliefs and ex moved," he said. "Not when Arkin was, in some cases, critical good — the things that were bad pagnat Breezeway and in Donnelly. In ad begins at 9:30 p.m. and admission is $1. Springston, College Chaplain Fr. Benedict dition, class officers will be elected today D'Alessandro and Admissions Counselor tor of safety and security. periences with 200 people during an they're impressed and say you're of his comtemporaries. For exam were terrible." ENTERTAINMENT James Hampton, accused of open dialogue in the Marist College great, but when you move them." ple, he said Dustin Hoffman was Arkin described acting as a seif- and tomorrow. Remember, this is your last Trip to Metropolitan Mike Mueller, winner of the Morning chance to vote for next year's leaders, so Show's "Best Buns in the Bahamas" con third degree sexual abuse and se Theater, Monday night. Arkin said - this task is ac difficult to direct and Carol revealitory process. He said he Foreign films There will be a field trip to the cond degree criminal trespassing, Arkin gave students, faculty and complished by chance and that Burnette wasn't yet an actress. learned this during his younger "don't miss it. Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art in test. There is no admission. Financial Aid "The Official Story," is a film in which Racial relations and Kenneth Hodges, accused of members of the local community a most often actors don't even know "I like actors who are there for days while acting in "Second Ci- a wealthy Argentinian woman discovers New York City tomorrow. The bus will leave second degree criminal trespassing, part of himself during the one and how they've done it. other people," he said. "Hoffman Continued on page 11 For all students who are currently, or the Marist East parking lot at 8 a.m. The The Seminar on the Humanities will wish in the future to receive financial aid, her adopted daughter may have been sponsor a lecture titled, "The Challenge of were apprehended by Security on stolen from victims of brutal military dic cost is $10 roundtrip. For more information, the third floor of Champagnat. financial aid forms must be in the Finan contact Richard Lewis in ME103, ext. 309. Racial Relations in our Times," Tuesday cial Aid Office by Wednesday. Students tatorship of 1970s Argentina. "The Official afternoon. The lecture, given by Dr. William Hodges, who fled from Security must bring in the Marist Financial Aid form, Story" will be shown tonight and tomorrow Olson, associate.professor of history, will outside of the dorm, was arrested night in D245 at 7:30 p.m., free of charge. 21 Society Dutchess says 'si' to Mexican food an FAF and a copy of their parents' 1040 Tomorrow night the 21 Society will spon begin at 1 p.m. in the Fireside Lounge. by Town of Poughkeepsie Police income tax forms. Both the Marist form and The second foreign film the week is "The when he returned to campus look Gospel According to St. Matthew," an sor a social in the River Room for all those by Beth-Kathleen McCauley American," she said. the FAF are available in the Financial Aid over 21. The social begins at 9:30 p.m. Ad OFF-CAMPUS ing for Hampton, Quinlan said. The new restaurant will try to help Poughkeepsie eaters discern Office. unusual film about the life and teachings mission is $1. of Christ. "The Gospel According to St. Ask Antonio Rivas how hot the Mexican food trend is, and he'll authentic Mexican food from the often-served Americanized version, Graduate exams Spring Concert tell you: "hotter than McDonald's." Mancuso said. "People have a lot of misconceptions about Mexican As a test center for ETS (Educational Matthew" will be shown on Saturday and Spring Formal Work continues Sunday in D245 at 7:30 p.m. The Marist College Singers and the Hart- Rivas should know. As owner La Casita restaurant in Poughkeep food," she said. "They think it has to be so hot it has to burn their Testing Service), Marist has scheduled Drag out your nicest clothes from the wick College Choir will be holding a Spring sie, he's seen the trend heat up during his 10 years in the business. eyes. If it doesn't they think they've been gypped." several examinations for graduate school Stand by Me back of the closet as it's time for the Spring on North End Concert Sunday in the Cadet Chapel at "More and more people are being encouraged by the Mexican Bob Little of Hyde Park's Ole Mexico agrees the trend is toward NT admission in the coming months. The GRE Don't miss "Stand by Me," the hit movie Formal. The dinner portion of the evening West Point. The concert will feature the Construction on the North End government to travel there," said Rivas. "When they come home they Mexican-American food, not simply Mexican. "Mexican food has (Graduate Record Examination) will be about growing up in the 50s, which will be begins at 8:15 p.m. sharp with filet mignon works of Mendelssohn, Mozart and Bizet. of campus is scheduled to be com or jumbo shrimp. Dancing, to the music of want to find a good Mexican restaurant in their neighborhood." been popularized by chains like Chi Chi's," said Little. "Mexican's given Saturday; the GMAT (Graduate shown Friday night in the Theater. It is scheduled to start at 3:30 p.m. pleted by this September, according While theories vary as to why Mexican food is in vogue, no one wouldn't recognize it as truly authentic." Management Admissions Test) is schedul Showtimes are at 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. Ad Innovation, begins at 9 p.m. Tickets are Adriance Library to Lou Greenspan, of Longreen mission is $1. $13 per person and $25 per couple. doubts that it's become a growth market. The Chamber of Commerce Little said he thinks the chains are simply looking for something ed for June 20; and the NTE (National Construction Company. lists some 14 Mexican restaurants in Dutchess County, and more on to sell. "The chains are like McDonald's or Burger King. Things like Teachers' Exam) will be administered June Helen Thomas Adriance Library, located at 93 Market Easter egg hunt St. in Poughkeepsie, has changed its The project includes a wall, two the way. taco salads, which aren't very authentic, are popular," said Little. 27. For further information and registration Noted journalist Helen Thomas will lec sets of stairs going to the lower Ronald Peek, owner of Caesar's Italian restaurant in Poughkeep materials, call the Personal Development ture tonight on "The Presidency and the The annual Easter egg hunt, sponsored hours, effective Wednesday. The new People often don't know what authentic Mexican cuisine is, said this year by the class of 1990, will be held hours will be: Monday, Friday and Satur athletic fields, a basketball court, sie and the now defunct East Side bar, definitely sees it as a trend. Little. "People say our tacos aren't any good. But they are used to Center in Byrne at ext. 152. Press: From Watergate to Irangate." The two volleyball courts and a gazebo, Job-hunting workshop lecture, sponsored by the Cuneen-Hackett in the River .Room on Sunday. The hunt day from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Tuesday, So much so that he is opening up a new Mexican restaurant in the the kind they eat at home out of a package," he said. begins at 1 p.m. Make sure you're not late Wednesday and Thursday from 9 a.m. to to be built just behind the Gartland East Side building on Raymond Avenue. Little, who is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America, said The Office of Career Development is Lecture Series, will begin at 7 p.m. in the Commons apartments, facing the sponsoring a workshop on Wednesday titl- Theater. or you won't even find a cracked shell. 9 p.m. and Sunday from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. "It is something he has wanted to do for a long time," said Ginger they make everything from scratch at Ole Mexico. Hudson River. Mancuso, manager of Caesar's and spokeswoman for Peek. Little and a partner recently opened Ole Mexico at what used to The gazebo, which will be con The Mexican trend, Mancuso said, started first in the big cities. be Old Mexico. "We Were looking to open something a little different, Passover structed at the south end of the "It's taken a while for what happened in the cities to make it up here. very informal, where people could eat for not a lot of money," said wall, will be 20-feet wide, with ben I think it's here to stay now," said Mancuso. Little. ches inside. It was designed by Mancuso said the new restaurant, with the very appropriate work Rivas said he isn't concerned by the Americanizing of the cuisine. next week Stewart Cohen, who also drafted ing title of Margarita's, will offer both Mexican and American dishes. "The food isn't exactly what the peasants in Mexico are eating but by Keli A. Dougherty plans for the Lowell Thomas Com Mancuso emphasized, however, that the food will not be Mexican- most people wouldn't want to eat that anyway," said Rivas. "You munication Center and the new American. "The Mexican will be Mexican, and the American will be can't knock success." faculty dining room, according to Passover, a holiday celebrated Greenspan. by Jews all over the world, begins Monday at sundown. Greenspan said an above ground Passover is celebrated during the drainage system will be added to Students e there the athletic fields in that section of month of Nisan, the first month of the Jewish calender, on the eve of campus, which are currently used the fifteenth day, marking the last for intramurals. Longreen Con show support meal the Jews had in Egypt before struction is also building a two- setting out for the land that God floor, 2,400 square foot facility for nurses had promised them. near the fields for; storage "offin- tramural equipment. On the tenth day of Nisan the by Michael Kinane Jewish households were to take for The funding for the construction each house a Iamb from their is from the McCann Foundation Student nurses were pleased with flocks, and on the evening of the grant, which will cover all expected the support shown to them at last fourteenth day kill it, and spread expenses, said Greenspan. week's "Nurse Appreciation Day," the blood on the door frame of the Greenspan said he was confident an event sponsored by the Council dwelling. the work will be completed by of Student Leaders, the Student September. Then the lamb had to be roasted Academic Committee and the Stu whole and eaten with bitter herbs dent Nurses Association. and unleavened bread by the peo The event came after the ence. Summer classes Academic Affairs Committee ple. Any flesh of the lamb that was left the next day had to be burned. voted 4-1 in favor of recommen draw students ding to the faculty that the nursing Jews believe on that night an WE WALLSflBC J01AV' - Approximately 150 people have program be continued. angel of God swept through Egypt already registered for summer The faculty was scheduled to meet today at an 11:30 colloquim, killing the firstborn children of After you're done with fl courses this year, according to Egypt. The angel would "pass Call 800257-1200* Eleanor Charwat, assistant dean of where they will discuss the recom over" those households that had school, you face one of or mail the coupon- and start your adult education. mendation and amend it. Then, at the lamb's blood upon the door. the hardest lessons in life: j, subscription to The Wall Street Registration for the summer ses a date to be announced, the facul During Passover Jewish families sions began on March 2 and will ty will vote on the refined proposal. Without experience, Journal at student savings of up Organizers of last Thursday's retell the story over a meal in a to $48 off the regular subscrip continue until summer classes . ceremony known as the Seder, it's tough toge t a job. And begin. Students may register in the event expressed gratitude for the which means order or procedure. without a job, if s tought o tion price. Adult Education office in Marist support by students who signed The Seder has become a central get experience. That's a pretty generous offer. East. petitions supporting the conti nuance of the program. part of the celebration, fulfilling a This summer, classes are being biblical command to retell the At The Wall Street Especially when you consider "I was overwhelmed," said Pat Journal, we recognize that expe what it actually represents. offered during two six-week ses Deschamps, president of the stu story, providing an important sions and two three-week mini ses reason for families to gather and rience is something you don't Tuition for the real world. dent nurses association. "At first, sions. There is also a seven-week The Learning Center honored its student tutors at a luncheon I thought they (the student body) celebrate the birth of the Jewish start earning until after graduation. session for graduate students. Tutors people. held last Thursday. (Photo by Chris Silveri) were apathetic, but everybody was But while you're waiting, we can The dates for the summer ses more than willing to sign." Passover is not only prevalent in sions are: session I, May 26 to Ju Judaism; it also has a part in the give you a head start by providing Tosubscribe,call800-257-120^1 honored Students showed both concern ly 3; session II, July 6 to Aug. 13; and anger about the possible end ritual of mass that is celebrated in some of the same competitive mini session I, June 1 to June 19; Catholicism. The Last Supper Or mail to: The Wall Street Journal, 200 Burnett Road, to the nursing program at Marist, advantages that experience brings. mini session II, June 22 to July 10; said Deschamps. Jesus had with his disciples was a Chicopee, MA 01021 the graduate session, June 1 to Ju Seder meal. For instance, our wide-ranging D.Send me one year of The Wall Street Journal for$6 6 -1 'Live' brings life to Sunday "I just can't believe an educa news coverage gives you a clearer saving of $48 off the regular subscription price. ly 17. tional institution would act like That meal is re-enacted in the • Send me 15 weeks for $26. • Payment enclosed. Last summer, approximately 650 Bello, creator of the show, began turned studio. The set included two understandirgof the whole complex D Bill me later. by Michael O'Looney this," said Annmarie Lezenkn, a Liturgy of the Eucharist, and some students enrolled in summer classes the the segment by giving the au black swivel chairs, a table, two student nurse. of the mass prayers come from the world of business. Name at Marist, increasing summer dience a quick lesson in how to coffee mugs and a fern plant which "They're not going to let it die," enrollment during 1985 by 50 per Something happened Sunday Passover celebration, according to Our tightly focused feature re- Student I.D.#. _Grad. Month/Year_ night in Donnelly 243. applaud. separated the chairs. said Gina Disanza, the student the Rev. Benedict D'Alessandro, cent, according to Charwat. Once the audience mastered that Also, Bello disguised the poirJng prepares you foryou r more Address It happened right between two representative to the AAC, of the Marist chaplain. "This year we've added more blackboards, underneath the technique (it took a few tries), Bello chalkboard with white construction nurses' fight to keep the program. specific ambitions—whether in classes such as fashion design, Wherever the Jews are, the wish management, accounting, finance, City . State _ -Zip. Periodic Table of the Elements and introduced Charlene Rinne, a paper to give it a checkered design. "It shows the administration, is made every year that the next chemistry and advertising" said was witnessed by more than 50 peo member of the nursing faculty, faculty and students that the nufses School -Major- Charwat. "We're also trying to The next guest was Brian Col Passover celebrated will be in technology, marketing or small These prices are valid for a limited lime for students only in the continental US. ple. The new "Marist Live" talk who explained the nursing situation really care about the program." Jerusalem. "The tradition is to I By placing your order, you authorize The Wall Street journal to verify the make it a fun place for the whole leary, Marist director of athletics. business. enrollment information supplied above. show, hosted by sophomore Joe to the studio audience. Members of the AAC received celebrate the Passover in family; adults can attend classes Rinne expressed concern and op Bello began the inteview by asking information on the nursing pro And our in-depth analysis helps Bello and senior Karen Chatterton, "So Brian, just what the hell do Jerusalem," said D'Alessandro. I TheWdl Street Journal. while their children go to the sports made its debut. position to the possibility that the gram situation during the week of you formulate your ideas in a camp, the day camp or the com you do anyway?" Colleary and the In the synagogue prayers, psalms I Tfie daily diary ojdie American dream. _ The show included interviews nursing program at Marist may be Spring Break. and poetic litanies appropriate to sharper and more persuasive way. 4SYW puter camp." terminated. Bello and Chatterton crowd roared. In ftnnsyhaniaOTll SOO 222-3380. cxt.1044. ©1986 Do* Jones & Company. Inc. with Charlene Rinne, assistant pro After the faculty votes on its the celebration are said. They re Some students enrolled in fessor of nursing; Brian Colleary, voiced their support for Rinne's ef Colleary explained his job recommendation on the future of count the meaning of the holiday, courses last summer said they en director of athletics; Marydale forts to defend the nursing responsiblities, the proposal for a the program, the board of trustees and its first observance as written joyed the experience. students. Dolezal, a student intern at baseball team at Marist and his will make the final decision. in the Book of Exodus. "You got to meet a lot of peo WNBC-TV; and three members Between guests, as the audience Currently, there are 28 full-time The celebration lasts for seven ple you normally wouldn't have," from the cast of "Cinderella" (a listened to music, Bello and Chat predictions for the men's basket- and 18 part-time students enrolled days for Reform and Israeli Jews, said Eric Haas, a junior from Far Marist production). terton rearranged the classroom- Continued on page 4 in the program. and eight days for Orthodox and Rockaway, N.Y. Conservative Jews.
V Page 4 - THE CIRCLE - April 9, 1987 April 9, 1987 - THE CIRCLE - Page 5 Live A weekend wedding with the traditional trimmings Continued from page 3 &m by Julie Sveda Townhouse B-5, guests decked ficially began with the popping them." added 1986 alumnus Chris ball team next season. Place a out in proper wedding attire of champagne corks — the After the food was eaten, the Mullen. Colleary said he doubted rumors From the decorations to the were ushered to seats by the plastic kind — and the wedding bouquet thrown, the garter While most of the guests that Rik Smits (Marist's 7-foot-3- IM Classified any dancing, from the guests to the groom's housemates, Thomas song, "Everyday I Write the caught and re-positioned on a claimed they attended the inch star center), would go to the m time, day or groom, from the music to the McCauley and Tim Mellitt. Book," by Elvis Costello. new ankle, the living room- ceremony solely to share the NBA instead of finishing his senior Meister Brau, and from the Each wore suitjackets, shorts Dinner, a complete buffet, turned-chapel transformed once special event with the bride and fcw4 . vows to the vogue dress, it was and pink carnations. and the wedding cake, again — this time into a dance groom, there were others with year at Marist. • mi night, in After interviewing Colleary, a weekend wedding with From start to finish, the decorated in pink and white, floor — while hundreds of bub more original motives. Townhouse A-6^ memories that will last much came compliments of Marist, as Bello asked the audience to come hAtUnU pieces were put in place so bles, getting their inspiration "I hope there's as many up with a new name for the Marist or Post Box longer than the marriage did — perfectly, it was easy to get a North End sponsored event. from an electric fan in the cor good-looking single women at library. The crowd favored renam it was annulled at the end of the caught up in it all. Just ask the • The wedding, weeks in the ner of the room, did a dance of my wedding someday," said ing it "The Jimmy Hoffa 3-1255 evening. groom. making, proved to be everything their own. senior Fred Dever, who lives in Library," saying the books, like fc "It started as a joke, but then it was planned to be, right down Favorites, for those with feet, B-5. Hoffa, are missing. Last Saturday, over 50 it all seemed a little too real," to the bachelor party, complete included "Yummy, Yummy, And casually leaning against Then, Chatterton interviewed Up to 20 Words "guests" attended the small — said Lippera. "Actually getting with stripper the night before. Yummy" by Ohio Express, and the bar, which doubled as an Marydale Dolezal, who is current but hardly simple — mock dressed, walking down the aisle "I'd have to admit the night "California Dreaming" by The alter for the occasion, Mellitt, ly taking a six credit internship with for $1.00 ceremony uniting seniors Beth and having everyone be there, before was a little more exciting Mommas and The Poppas. Dever's roommate asked, WNBC-TV in New York City. Nulty and Tony Lippera in mar not seeing the bride before the than the wedding in some Then the spotlight shone on the "Who got married?" Dolezal told Chatterton the best riage. From beginning to end, wedding, it felt really wierd." respects," said senior Mike bride and her father as the CD Nevertheless, when all the "1 and worst parts of her job — from the day had the makings of the His bride, in an off-white Larkin, another of.Lippera's player blasted out "Hand do's" were said and done, the dealing with dignitaries to getting real thing. In fact, try telling satin dress, was escorted down housemates. Jive," replacing the traditional black and white decorations donuts. anyone in attendance it was the aisle by her father-for-the- "This wedding was the social "Daddy's Little Girl." torn down, the Minute Rice Three members of the cast of anything less. day, Todd Wysocki, who later, event of the semester," said Standing in the crowd, listen swept away, and the proper "Cinderella" were interviewed with his silver hat, proved to be Wysocki. "But thank God for ing to Mendelssohn's wedding anullment papers drawn up, the next. The actors described the "These are some of the best Fred Astaire. divorces." march, or watching some — like consensus was that marriage — special reward of performing for people I know," said senior Sue "It is a couple united by With champagne glasses in "Aunt Bea" (senior Beth or at least the celebration of it children who actually believed the Ryan, who, chosen maid of alcohol, and a marriage made in hand and wedding cake smeared Willerris) — crying, one had to Marist style — was a fun characters were real. The cast also dishonor because she and the Renaissance," said would-be on their faces, the bride and stop and think about how and "affair." talked about "Marist Night," STAND bride share the same birthday, priest Mike McGarry, during groom blushed as plastic knives why the whole thing started. And while it may not have when they preformed an adult ver wore a pink taffeta gown. "I've the ceremony. "The union of tried their best to clang against "For the man who has been the real thing, those in sion of the play. BY ME never been in a wedding before, these two people truly proves aluminum cans. everything, we had to give him volved, especially mother of the Also during the show, Carta I was so happy." that love is blind." "We're going to be so happy a wedding, too," said Larkin. bride Sheila O'Donoghue, Wallin, a freshman majoring in Friday, April 10 White crepe paper wedding for our 10 hours of marriage," "Who says you can't buy love. believed it was pretty close. "It psychology, won a pair of tickets bells rang throughout the said Nulty. "I'd like to tell all We went a step further." As choir music rang was a typical Marist relation to see Genesis in concert. Bello said 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. townhouse as the rice was girls that I recommend marriage "With the help of the ship," O'Donoghue said. "It he used the giveaway in an attempt throughout the floors of thrown, and the reception of for 10 hours to every one of Poughkeepsie Savings Bank," was only 10-hours long." to draw a large crowd. $1 Admission Bello said the turnout left him J with a bittersweet feeling. He hopes with l.D. "Marist Live" will find a follow ing and get stronger in the next four Free Cherry Pez to the Working the nightshift with Marist security weeks. "I expected an overflow crowd first 15 people from home and they have no one Each Showing by Beth-Kathleen McCauley McConologue worked as a Town have a few with your friends and with the lure of the chance to win to check in with." said of Greenberg police officer during it's another to sit down and drink "I keep myself busy during the the Genesis tickets," he said. "I Security officer -Dennis McConologue. "When I was in the the Vietnam War. day. I coach Little League Softball a bottle of tequila by yourself," in Wappingers," he said. realize Sunday night has its • Sponsored by: McConologue reports for the "A" Navy, it was a different situation." "There were riots...people said McConologue. "I was the dif drawbacks, but I had a ball College Union Board shift at Marist Security Saturday McConologue, who served on an fighting their neighbors," said ferent kind of drinker. I was the McConologue had a tryout with tonight." Film Committee night at 11. ammunition ship for four years McConologue. "It was like the guy who would talk to all the guys' the Cleveland Indians while in high Still, Bello pledged to continue "I really don't mind working before being honorably discharged, blacks and the whites almost didn't school in 1957. "I was an out l girlfriends while they were busy ac with the show, regardless of the size !*!B81B!^iJ'AiW-?.W-W. .-!>W'.})Bji>''' from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m.," said said he still believes in running a want to exist together. The violence ting stupid. Now that's the way to fielder," said McConologue. "Sure of the crowd. "We've adopted the McConologue, 50. "Besides, that's tight ship. "These kids have got to was unbelievable. There was all do it." I would have played for them, but motto 'We will survive,' " he said. the way the job was advertised." realize what we do is for their pro kinds of picketing on the campuses I didn't make it." Many of those who attended the McConologue, or "Uncle Den tection," said McConologue. about the war. I'm glad I didn't show said they plan to return. nis," as student guards call him, "Right now there is a lack of com .have a son in college then." 3:10 a.m. — Chapel Bell rings. 6:10 a.m. — Unlock the munication between students and McConologue responds, but the Gartland Commons laundry room. "I attended to find out more retired in 1984 from the Town of •*"'*• McConologue said he doesn't- "It's not hard working with the about the possible deletion of the Greenberg Police, in Westchester, Security. envy college students today either. culprit is not apprehended. . "We have a reputation as being students," said McConologue. "/ nursing program, and the chance to EASTER N.Y., after 20 years of service. He He said they don't have as much feel you have to treat them with win the tickets," said Maria said the overnight shift is the best the bad guys, yet we don't knock fun as the students of his 3:32 a.m. — Two visitors down your doors to see what you "moon" Security from the top of respect if you want respect from Vigorito, a sophomore nursing stu to work. generation. them. In fact, 99 percent of the dent. "And I'll be back next Financial Aid "Some of these kids are a are doing," he said. "It's only "I feel kind of sorry for the kids the Champagnat stairs. They are \ apprehended and escorted off campus doesn't give you any pro week." CLOSING strange breed," said when we get called in that we have now," he said. "In my day we had blems." MaryAnn Plaia, a sophomore \ McConologue. "There is never a to act." a lot less money, but I think we had campus. communication arts major, agreed. dull moment. Besides, it's all what 12:21 a.m. — Missing lock a better time. If you had $3 in your discovered on Champagnat gate. "If you don't have a system like 7:00 a.m. — Changing of the "I originally attended for a Deadline your used to." pocket, you had a ball. Now you guard. chance to win the Genesis tickets, The resident halls will close at 6:00 p.m. on Thurs McConologue takes the keys to "I don't know where these kids got to pay $10 at the door just to the entry officers you're asking for trouble," said McConologue. "I "I won't retire from here until but I ended up enjoying the show day, April 16, 1987. The last meal served will be Marist Security's red Chevy Blazer get their ideas from," hear some guy put records on the I'm 58, that's about eight years very much and will definitely be and starts what could prove to be McConologue said. "I wouldn't machine. The other day I went to think, all and all, the school has been very lucky as far as incidents from now. Hopefully then I won't back next week," said Plaia. lunch, and the last class is scheduled for 4:10 p.m. ^ 15,1987 a long shift. even want to say the craziest thing a Little League game and paid be too old to start something new," I've ever seen around here because $1.75 for a beer. It's ridiculous." are concerned. It's up to the kids The next "Marist Live" will be • ^fettsxr 11:06 p.m. — Round one in he said. Sunday night at 9. •~-
10 tO 3? 15ufibRT THE cfFOAU Marist's adjuncts deserve a better deal U»W£KtefbSM.Uft President Dennis Murray made the decision to hold Commence 1 FEEU'KE THAT iF mi by Mark Morreale academic year at Marist, more than Let me demonstrate what this per semester), a conscientious The secretarial position also of ment ceremonies inside the McCann Center again this year. In 200 adjuncts are listed in the col part-time policy may mean in more writing teacher will spend approx fered "excellent health and educa poMTIMKEAtFFbRTTO tional benefits." side — where seating is limited and the temperature stifling. In recent years, adjuncts have lege's employee directory. concrete terms. (I can, of course, imately 17 hours per week per been more frequently relied upon only speak from my own ex course, or 255 hours per semester, As an adjunct and as an alum Ultimately, he also made the decision to limit each senior three to teach the vast array of courses Why has this phenomenon oc perience as an adjunct in the at his or her job. nus of Marist College, I can only Commencement tickets this year. Murray made the decision after that colleges offer their students. curred? Lord knows, one ad writing program.) hope Marist is doing everything it some parents — stuck in the lobby of McCann and unable to view ministrator was heard to proclaim If the instructor happens to be an can to improve the quality of in For a number of reasons, this adjunct, he or she therefore gets struction and the working condi Commencement last year — complained. X proliferation of part-time positions facetiously last semester, we ad To my best calculation, taking Have students had ample input in these decisions? Are parents, juncts don't do it for the money. into consideration time devoted to paid anywhere from $3.92 to $5.09 tions of its often overburdened, has put into question the quality of always underpaid, seldom fully ap who have paid $40,000 in tuition and fees, taking this in stride? education at those institutions that preciated part-time faculty. Graduating from college is a significant achievement — it is rely heavily upon such part-time in "I just find it difficult to believe that an ad I just find it difficult to believe a landmark in our lives. Obtaining a bachelor's degree is struction, but not because of the that an adjunct who is underpaid, something we would want our entire family to witness. The ad quality of the individual teachers junct who is underpaid, with no benefits, not with no benefits, not enough time ministration should have more regard for this occasion. themselves. enough time and no job security can consistent and no job security can consistently It was suggested to the academic vice president, who upon ar (Witness, for example, the recent serve the student body as well as a articles critical of this practice that riving at Marist professed his desire to bring a little class and style ly serve the student body as well..." faculty member who is more fre appeared within the last year or so quently on campus with less outside to the institution, that Commencement be held outside this year. in The New York Times and distraction and time demands. Outside — in a more traditional atmosphere — where seating Newsweek.) That's news to me. (The problem actual teaching (45 hours per per hour, assuming thegoing rates Perhaps the much bandied-about would be virtually unlimited. Marist College, it seems, is no is we do not do it for enough semester), preparation (three hours of $ 1,000 to $1,300 per course and "three-quarter" time position is a It was suggested to subcontract the outdoor ceremony and have exception to this trend. I cannot money! As a matter of fact, back per hour of class time: 135 hours a full classroom. partial solution to this dilemma. 1 the usual Marist Commencement staff prepare for an inside recall, for example, ever being in the late 1970s, when I was a each semester), grading (45 hours Compare this to what Marist hope Marist can rectify this situa ceremony in case of rain. Surely Marist could endure the addi taught by an adjunct during my teaching assistant, I made three per semester), office hours and College recently offered for a tion satisfactorily soon. times the salary I make now as an Mark Morreale is an adjunct in tional expense. undergraduate years at Marist in conference time (25 hours per secretarial position: "$5.80/hour the mid-1970s, yet as of this adjunct.) semester) and meetings (four hours (start); $6.11 (after probation)." structor of English at Marist. A ceremony outdoors would allow for unlimited seating. And, if it did rain, students and their families would be more understan ding of the need to limit graduates to three tickets for an indoor Commencement ceremony. Old before his time: An adult student's story The decision to hold Commencement inside, where seating will be severely limited, suggests an insensitivity on the part of the the ofher by Bill Muller considered, an "adult student." considered "just a student" — I Instead of seeing a doesn't mean I enjoy being called administration towards a once-in-a-lifetime event for the students was no less bewildered by the term. predominantly white-haired group "adult" because of that. At first the term "adult student" I am, I thought, going to be a assembled, I saw before me people and their families. In the fall of 1985, with about six had some really negative connota No, the term "adult student" months remaining in my service in full-time student. I didn't want to who were my age or slightly older. doesn't sit well with me at all. Un It also reflects poor planning for a future that does not pro murray tions for me. When I thought of be separated and given any sort of the good ol' U.S. Army, I decided the word "adult," I conjured up Well, needless to say, my at fortunately, though, it's rather like mise to be any better — just worse. The Class of 1990, the largest I would like to go back to school. label; I just wanted to blend into titude toward being an adult stu wanting my cake and being able to images of my parents, their friends the scenery and be a student. freshman class in the college's history, depicts the enormous In January 1986, I dropped by and generally a whole lot of peo dent changed dramatically. Rather eat it as well. growth Marist is experiencing. When their Commencement the Marist Registrar's Office to see ple of much more advanced years Unfortunately, this just isn't than feeling that I was to be I like the ease with which I can ceremony is planned, and others after it, will the solution be to what it would take for this institu than I. possible. grouped among people my parents' register as an adult. I like the again reduce the number of tickets per graduate? tion to accept me. The problem was I think most students have the age, I realized that most adult friendly people in the School of Together we fall same reaction as I did to the term students are in situations like me. — much to my surprise — I went When the situation was explain Sure, an inside ceremony, complete with limited seating, ob Adult Education in Marist East, to the wrong area. ed to me — you know, the part "adult student." They imagine Herein lies the problem — and and I even like being considered an solete air conditioning and palm trees provides the security of an I was considered, and still am about having to be under 24 to be grey beards, moms, dads and the the purpose of this Viewpoint: "adult." event not likely to be hampered by outside factors — not to men one student inspiring the other, but idea, but since when did that like. Unfortunately for the majori then again, he doesn't have to matter? Why bother giving us the title But I still don't like the term tion the weather. by Julia E. Murray ty of us, "adults" just isn't the "adult students" at all? worry. He won't be footing the bill When it finally comes time to right term. "adult student." I am a student Again, Marist failed to make the extra effort for the soon-to- There are few things in this life for the psychiatrist. present the project before the class, The last glass Granted, students with minimal who happens to be an adult. be contributing alumni — the same people currently choosing bet which cause professors to exclaim Integral to every group project is the talkers have their moment to Another incident further il mental capacity will be able to tell Period. lustrates this. Before starting class that we're a bit older than they are ween their grandmother and older brother. so enthusiastically and students to also the old conflicting schedules shine. The stage is set, everyone in by The Cafeteria Philosopher 1 have to wonder how many peo groan so heart-rending as group problem. Not only does the only the group looks expectantly at them their rack diminishes. this past fall, I thought it would be — and I really don't mind this. But ple reading this have the same im projects (with the possible excep time everyone is free occur — and the shy little guy at the edge The last glass so lonely and cold. Which one of them will be the in my best interest to attend the when they ask — and they always age of the "adult student" as I did. tion of cumulative final exams). sometime after midnight during the of the group, who hasn't said a They see him there but pass him by. one shunned by the students as they adult student orientation. I did at do — I guess my usual impulse is I hope, if this accomplished The Spanish Inquisition pales in moon's second quarter (three word in two weeks, suddenly starts Why is it that they overlook him? scramble for their favorite tend it, and quite frankly, I learn to try to become the incredible anything, it changed the image you comparison to the torture involv months in the future), but two gushing like Mount St. Helen! Not He is shiny and clean, yet the for beverage? Which one of them will ed quite a bit. shrinking student. have. I've got to go now — have letters ed in throwing four to six students hours before the meeting is suppos only does he say everything that sake him. be the forgotten one? My expectation of orientation Don't get me wrong, though. I to check for gray hairs, you see. together to develop an intelligent ed to start, someone calls to say everyone else was supposed to say, The glasses in the rack below Isn't it funny how people are a was, as I said before, that I would can fully understand what prompts presentation in only slightly more they can't make it. The group then he starts speaking for the teacher laugh at him as the people lift his lot like glasses? be in a room full of neo-senior these people to ask the questions Bill Muller, who works in jour time than God supposedly took to renames their project, "Ex as well. This person usually ends up rack off and cast it aside. Then they The Cafeteria Philosopher is a citizens. The reality, however, was they do. I was probably would have nalism and public relations, is a create the universe. periments in homicide." face down in the hall after trying Ibegin to worry as the number in junior majoring in business. quite different. _ done the same thing. But that full-time Marist student. Helen Thomas tonight This is not to say that all my ex The equal division of labor is to ingest an encyclopedia. periences with group projects have another problem inherent in the Professors are always citing the To the Editor: years, she has been a White House been bad. (Hysteria sometimes has group project concept. Not only is virtues of group projects. They The time for tonight's lecture by reporter, covering every president a way of drawing people together.) it difficult for everyone to do make you learn to work together, Pennywise makes cents, Helen Thomas was incorrectly from Kennedy to Reagan. Her feis From my own experiences, and precisely the same amount of they help you to learn about divi listed in "Weekly Happenings." ty style has made her a well known those of friends, I have noticed cer research (especially when there is sion of labor and they let lazy She will be speaking at 7 p.m. in figure at presidential press tain fatal flaws, though, in the "we always one in the crowd who says, ctudents learn from the example of even in the 1980s If you've ever considered the Theater. conferences. must all hang together" philosophy "You mean we have a library? dedicated students. There is one, Her visit provides us with a rare Tonight's lecture is free and of group projects. Right here on campus?"), but woe unspoken, reason which supercedes by Michael McGarry The $2 bill was a mistake by the hard work. Ben Franklin wrote, writing a Viewpoint, opportunity to hear directly from open to the public. To begin with, the philosophy is be to the honest person who admits all others, though. It is the ultimate mint. Who needs a bill between one "A penny saved is a penny he's not only heard of a typewriter, one of America's most distinguish David McCraw based on the assumption that reason, the one no one can argue Pennies. People treat the coin and five? What were they going to ed journalists. For the past 25 Director of Journalism everyone in the group feels the but seen one as well. When it comes with, a reason supported with such now is the time! to typing, always take the Fifth. like Joan Rivers treats Elizabeth come out with next? A $7 bill? same way about the project (pro flawless logic that we can only gape Taylor. A familiar site in anyone's We discriminate against the pen Friday classes fanities aside). There is usually one Talkers are a big problem as in amazement. dorm room is the dusty jar of pen ny not because it's an unnecessary People pick up person in the group who feels a well. While they definitely have Because. nies kept in an obscure corner and deep sense of failure if the final coin or because it causes us to lose their place (hopefully behind a money. No, we hate the penny sticks, pick up Viewpoints are personal editorials To the Editor: Hall. But, who cares about that, grade is anything less than an gag), it is not in your group. When Now, if you'll excuse me, I have A + +. Seated next to this person a few telephone calls to make because of its looks and because of As a soon-to-be graduating right? the project has to be done the next the work caused by keeping them. kids, drive pick about issues that are important at senior I have seen many changes Okay, the biggest change to take is the student who is marginally less day (and your group is meeting for before I leave the country. (None It's time peo over the last four years. In fact, I place on this campus since the dedicated ("A D! You mean I pass the first time that night at 9), it is of the people I did group projects In simple words, pennies are ug up trucks, but Marist and in the world. could probably write the speech for disappearance of the Fish and the ed?!") The professor who assign not the time to start debating with in the past have struck me as ple began treating ly. From their copper color (why is the valediaorian of our class on all raising of the drinking age, is the ed these two to the same group pro whether the premise of the project the violent type, but who am I to every other coin silver?) to the ug they won't pick the changes that I've seen. introduction of more Friday bably had some obscure notion of is valid. Of course it's a ridiculous judge?) the Rodney Dan- ly picture of Lincoln. Who wants I could write this entire letter on classes. to look at a profile of Lincoln with up pennies. Viewpoints should be 500 to 700 the subject, but knowing the I just have one question. What gerfield of coins his jutting jaw when you can stare limited space available to do so, I is the big deal? Honest Abe straight in the eye on words long, and should be sent to Len won't bother. Yet, there are some First, I am not asking this Letter policy with respect. a five-dollar bill. earned." things that deserve a word or two. because I'll be graduating in May, Another factor working against There's another old saying which Johnson care of The Circle. The most obvious is the comple but because I can't believe the at ' pennies is the 1980s. In this fast- says "pennies come from heaven" tion of the Lowell Thomas Center titude of my fellow students. The Circle welcomes letters to the editors. All letters must be typed double-spaced and have full forgotten about until a friend needs paced world where people can stick and that makes pennies the only although enough has been said on Are we or are we not mature and left and right margins. Handwritten letters cannot be accepted. bail money. a card in a machine any time of day coin with God's approval. Nickels, Viewpoints must be received by that subject already. responsible people attending a The deadline for letters is noon Monday. Letters should be sent to Julie Sveda, c/o The Circle, Others of us flick pennies dis iand get instant money, nobody dimes and quarters may be more Let's not forget the increased school of higher education? I say through campus mail or dropped off at Campus Center 168. dainfully to the ground disgusted wants to dilly-dally with pennies. convenient, but you're doing the 11 a.m. on the Monday before freshman class. Who, by the way, we are. So, if we are, what dif All letters must be signed and must include the writer's phone number and address. The editors with the idea of keeping them in Most people would rather get the work of the Lord when you spend have this year's senior class to ference does it make taking a class may withhold names from publication upon request. our pockets, or even worse, being plaque scraped off their teeth than a penny. While we're on the publication. thank for the construction of the on Friday? None. The Circle attempts to publish all the letters it receives, but the editors reserve the right to edit spotted buying a cup of coffee with put 50 pennies into brown spiritual values of the penny let's new residence dorm — Marian Most colleges schedule classes on letters for matters of style, length, libel and taste. Short letters are preferred. them in one of Marist's coffee wrappers. not forget about the penny's rela Continued on page 12 shops. People display their prejudices tionship with the wishing well. I think it's time people gave the against pennies by ignoring them. So let's all be a big brother to the The end is near! penny a break and began treating Most of us will walk right by pen-. orphan of coins. The next time you the Rodney Dangerfield of coins nies we see lying on the floor or see a penny lying homeless on the Make your opinion heard in one of Editor Julie Sveda Arts & Entertainment with respect. street. People will pick up sticks, side of the street, pick it up, dust Tijr Editor: Gina Disanza Advertising Manager: Mike McHale it off, take the penny home, put it the last three issues of TheCircle We've hated other coins and bills pick up the kids from school, drive in a wrapper with others you've before but always for legitimate pickup trucks, but they won't pick collected, take it to the bank and • 1"^ •+ Bill DeGennaro News Editor: Julia Murray Classified Manager: Gary Schafer reasons. The Susan B. Anthony up pennies. this year. • • ^"^ Associate Editors: remember: "Find a penny, pick it Mike Grayeb dollar looked too much like a It's high time we forgot about up, all day long you'll have good Viewpoint Editor: Len Johnson Business Manager: Jennifer Cook quarter, and people were upset the bad points and remembered the luck." because they kept throwing the coin good things about the penny. After V*rf 11 AV^ L\*> Sports Editor: Paul Kelly Photography Editor: Mark Marano Faculty Advisor: David McCraw into the basket at exact change all none of us is perfect. A penny Michael McGarry is a senior ma lanes in toll booths. is a symbol of good old-fashioned joring in communication arts. Page 8 - THE CIRCLE - April 9, 1987 Travel light — part two etcetera April 9, 1987 - THE CIRCLE - Page 9 by Kieran Atex Murphy panied by an evident drawback. We ended up stopping for fried History is full of examples (i.e., chicken and the lunch discussion 2100 B.C. Civil engineer working was coolly polite. The Boy Wonder Prof writes screenplay after theater success Day 15. The vast expanse of highway stretched into the on Egyptian pyramids explains to complained mildly of a 28-foot My Place Too by Gina Disanza week, Bozzone, who is also a York Times who praised Bozzone's be performed at the Ensemble how to do it — you're forced to put distance, making me an indiscer- foreman, "... and then the last few tapeworm residing in his intestines Marist alumnus, provided a sneak ability to "create arresting Studio Theater next season and a in a lot more narrative." that was gobbling up a goodly por nable figure on this American workers seal the tomb from the in Bill Bozzone has moved from preview of the plot, explaining it is characters." one-act play, "Breakdown," which Although Bozzone is excited tion of his food intake. I lost my highway. Gravity seemed side. O.K."). just off the "Great White Way" to the story of a Texas bar owner "When I create a character, it is will open at the Working Theater about the opportunity, he said he appetite and he ate my leftovers. magnified. Looked behind me, After a minute or so, the co-pilot GRAND REOPENING the heart of the Silver Screen. whose wife drowns. Since her body a combination of people 1 know in New York City in May. is really looking forward to the ahead and down at my sneakers, asked, "Why not?" Back on the road again, these Bozzone, an adjunct instructor was never recovered, he cannot be and people in my imagination," Bozzone has written many plays beginning of production. measuring the asphalt in linear feet "What?" two decided to put their differences SPECIALS of English at Marist College, has sure whether his wife is dead or if said Bozzone. "If it's based on so which have been performed across "Right now, I'm just finishing from the Hudson Valley to Des "Why can't you order pizza aside on the moving-pizza issue. followed last year's highly acclaim she just took off. meone I know, I take the personali the country and he spoke about his up the script and hoping things go Moines. It's a long way to Tip- from a moving car?" Everything was peace and harmony • White Pizza ed off-Broadway production of his Meanwhile, the bar is in finan ty and add idiosyncracies and other inspiration for the plots. well," he said. "I'll be more excited perary and there's nothing there. "What are you going to say? again until we passed a road sign play "Rose Cottages" with a cial trouble and the owner is being characteristics." "I read a lot of different when we get to shoot." that said: "Scenic View 1/2 mi." Day 16. It must have been before 'Hello, Mr. Pizza guy. Two large • Spinach Lasaqna screenplay for a movie. driven out of business by people In his movie, Bozzone has newspapers," he said, "and they He added, "If it's filmed in 10 a.m., when a metallic blue Audi cheese pies. We're driving an Audi The co-pilot asked the pilot if he • Linguini w/clam sauce $4.50 The movie, currently scheduled who want to put a highway on his several colorful characters, in provide great material, especially Texas, I'll be down there hanging slowed down to pick me up. I on Interstate 151 — intercept us at wanted to stop for a look. "Wow, to begin production in September, property. cluding the bar owner's assistant, ones like The Weekly World News; around and making sure things go didn't even have my thumb out. the next bridge abutment.' " like I can't believe you don't want FREE DELIVERY is being released by Trans-World Last April, "Rose Cottages" who has just been released from a there's a lot of wild stuff in there." alright. I won't be giving much in There was plastic on the seats "No, man. We call information to stop to look at some coun Entertainment, and tentative stars had a three-week run at the Ensem mental institution. When asked about the transition put, but I'll be there." and I soon found out these two get the name of the pizza place, call tryside. Did you see the sign we just include Gene Hackman and Terri ble Studio Theater. The play receiv He currently has two other pro from playwriting to screenwriting, And eventually, when the project passed, it said, "Scenic View." The guys were transporting the car for ahead and get there when the piz- Garr. ed outstanding reviews, most jects in the works; a full length play he explained, "The whole form is makes it to the screen, we can all state of Ohio got a committee a wealthy acquaintance. They were 473-7313 In a telephone interview last notably by Frank Rich of The New called "House Arrest," which will different. You really have to learn be there too. nice enough, but they exemplified together to designate a specific the perils of using Cheech and place that was more scenic than any 81 North Road, Next to Skinner's Chong as positive role models. The lateral thinking other place and they put up a sign guy in the passenger seat wore tear saying, 'This place is scenic, for Curing the textbook blues with area sights drop shaped wire-rimmed glasses on a descending! God's sake, look at it,' and you and had an acute sense of wonder, don't want to stop!" by Gina Disanza aspirations, there is the Clinton place is sure to instigate a patent or Cooper's "The Spy." while the guy driving was a sci-fi elevator The co-pilot was having a sci-fi House on Main Street in two and remind you of the living But for you purists who don't buff with a terminal case of V lapse again; he said we couldn't Have you ever been bored with Poughkeepsie. Built in 1765, it was and breathing man behind the want to share your points of in paranoia. stop because it might allow im HYDE PARK REPRESENTING classes? You sit there, kind of daz the headquarters of the first gover invention. terest with the historians, head to THE FINEST ed by it all and wonder if somebody nor of New York State, when Sitting in the back seat, over the mense algae colonies to clog the AMERICAN And as for you literary buffs, Tarrytown, where you'll find the za is cooked." TRADING CO. someplace is playing a joke on you (believe it or not) Poughkeepsie din of Bob Dylan's "Highway 61 turbines and then we'd never make CRAFTSMEN there are two points of interest in home of Washington Irving. The pilot had realized he forgot and making up all the stuff you was the temporary state capital revisted," I caujht snippets of their it back to the base. The truth about the immediate area, the Van Wyck- In the 1700's, this home was to pull back the safety catch on his Custom Made find in your textbooks. from 1777-1783. Just soaking up all conversation ... "I asked my Boss brain and decided to turn the argu The ride with Captain Kirk and Wharton Home and Sunnyside, the owned by the Van Tassel family To Order: Well, if you take a look around that political history has got to be for a day off to see the Dead at ment into a matter of principle. the Boy Wonder was becoming an mononucleosis former residence of Washington (memorialized by Irving's character the area, you'll find lots of places inspirational. Irving. Altamont and he said, 'Why don't "I don't know, man. It just itch I had to scratch. I left them a 14K Gold Katrina Van Tassel in "The Legend you take the rest of the summer few miles outside of Akron and which will make you realize that We also are blessed with one of of Sleepy Hollow"). Irving pur doesn't sound right. You wouldn't Sterling Silver by Kristin Blair those textbook icons really did off, Sport.' And I said, 'Wow, order Chinese take-out, go to they were mighty gracious with the nation's oldest continuously chased the home and renamed it their goodbyes. Leather Apparel exist. operating hotels, the Beekman Sunnyside. After extensive great idea, man!' " another restaurant and eat it You've got mono'— the dread Day 17. It rained today. The air Of course, we all know by now Arms, on Route 9 in Rhinebeck. remodeling, he used his residence It got to be lunch time. The co there." ed "kissing disease." Besides feel was heavy and humid. Once my Repair Work that we are only steps away from During the Revolutionary War, it to entertain literary giants such as pilot said to the pilot, "Hey, "That analogy makes no sense, ing lousy and being razzed by your slept-in clothes were soaked and I the home of our beloved 32nd was known as the Bogardus Tavern Nathaniel Hawthorne, Henry doesn't this car have a phone? man." on all friends, you are all alone because could feel the rivulets of fresh president, Franklin Delano and is one of the places which can Wadsworth Longfellow, Oliver Yeah, look at this! We can order "It does. You're a mercenary. Leather Goods nobody wants to be in the same water running down the length of Roosevelt. It really is a beautiful rightfully hang the sign "George Wendell Holmes and William a pizza while we're still driving." You never see the big picture. room as you, for fear of catching my skin into my sneakers, I didn't & home, located just a few yards past Washington slept here." (Along Cullen Bryant. A few hours there And the pilot said, "No way, man. Drive-ins are extinct, Jiffy-Pop it. mind. The grey day was welcome - Jewelry the Hyde Park Mall (I wonder how with other early American might induce the Great American You can't order a pizza from a comes with a rip cord and then peo The Van Wyck-Wharton home after so many brilliant high noons. he would feel about being located dignitaries including Alexander Novel (or at least that short story moving car." ple have the nerve to act surprised Frye Boots and Mocasins Available serves a kind of dual purpose. Dur It was a reprieve to my premature so conveniently near Shop-Rite) on Hamilton). ing the Revolution, it was used by that is overdue for College The tone of the pilot's voice cast when college kids of today want to Infectious mononucleosis is crow's feet. The clouds complete Route 9. And as for you budding inven the Continental army and the Writing). the co-pilot's suggestion in such a see how many VW Beetles they can Store Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Sat.: 10-6 caused by a virus and is spread by ly cloaked the sky and hung close "But what else is in the area," tors, did you ever notice Locust quartermaster department officers. ridiculous light, we assumed for a get into a phone booth." the oral-respiratory route, hence This is only a sample of all the to the horizon. Solid and puffy Thurs. &Fri.: 10-8 you might ask. Do you honestly Grove on Route 9 in Poughkeep It was the scene of many courts- moment that we had overlooked an "You're just an anarchist, that's the nickname "kissing disease." area has to offer. There are so cumulus clouds like an eiderdown Next to Radio Shack, Rt. 9, Hyde Park think I would be writing this col sie? Well, if you're wondering, it martial during that period. As for many other places of interest — a obvious axiom. your problem." J229-790O However, mono is not as con comforter placed upon a varied umn if I couldn't come up with was the summer home of Samuel its literary significance, the Van short visit to the Local History This is a similar dynamic to Pro "You wouldn't know an anar tagious as we've been told. Studies quilt of green and brown. I feel some answers? ;F.B. Morse, inventor of the Wyck-Wharton house is believed to Room in the Library could provide fessor McCraw's Cryonic Dilemma chist if you attended a have shown that less than 15 per alive and wise today. For all of you with political telegraph. A walk around that be the inspiration for the Wharton infinite suggestions for a way to — the brainstorm is later accom convention." cent of susceptible college students House in James Fenimore make your classes come alive. get the virus. "Susceptible" is the key word, because a very run-down person is more likely to catch mono The return of 'real fun' than a healthy one. "psuedo chicken" nuggets, it's nice Ushers Needed The incubation period for the to find a restaurant which serves classifieds virus can be as long as four to seven chicken that tastes like chicken. weeks with headache, malaise and 5. "Moonlighting," March 31, fever occuring. Then, typically a 1987 - Well, it's about time! They Make someone happy and buy a rest of your litter, Your style of dress fever of about 100 degrees, a sore finally hooked up! Now will they CLASSIFIED — 20 WORDS for only leaves alot to be desired. Try checking for throat and swollen glands develop. remember it? SI.00 — Get one now before they are with us cool ones, and the style we have Also, the patient's spleen may 6. MarshalJs, Route 9, acquired. Sincerely, Going Blind all gone. Drop them off any time in • become enlarged and liver involve Poughkeepsie - Really the only P.O. Box 3-125S or Townhouse A-6. Scott, ment usually occurs. Sometimes, Editor's note: Due to over place for a male to find cool clothes Security man! Security man! MG — I cannot believe you left Friday early in the illness, a rash may whelming demand, Jeff Nicosia in the Poughkeepsie area. Get rid you're hot!!! without even saying hello! develop all over the body. These has been asked to provide us with of those Chess King threads and Wimpum — I'll love you forever!! Joannne, and acute symptoms usually subside more musings on alternative life. head to Marshalls. after six to ten days, but may last As a matter of fact, you liked him Wompum I just met a guy at Skinner's that says 7. Tony's Pizza Pit, Main Street you have really nice eyes. I told him up to a couple of weeks. so much, he'll be featured for the Chris Mallard, Garden Apt. #3, That Baccalaureate where you live and he will be right over. rest of the semester. and Raymond Avenue - Located curly hair and those ravishing eyes are - Your Brother down the street from Vassar, only two of your best qualities that Service Diagnosis is based on two blood Tony's has the best pizza in the Unemployed fox looking for temporary summer position. Hear Ye, Hear Ye — With the utmost presently interests me. Any suggestions tests, a CBC and a mono test. The by Jeff Nicosia area (outside of Chez Joe's in New Enthusiastic, friendly and willing to work weekends. (Photo on a third or fourth. pride and admiration (and I'm happy CBC is done to check for an Paltz). They're open past twelve, by David Barrett) to say as well) that the men's swim team elevated white blood cell count. An Hello sports fans and welcome to Ted Sharpenter #10, Why are you with has returned to its proper pre-season too. increase of lymphocytes (a type of her, don't you understand that I can proportions. Pleasently Plump is where the latest installment of Real Fun 8. R.E.M., Catapult (I.R.S. 12") make you feel like a real man more than white blood cell) is indicative of it is at!!! - The Alternative Top 10. I'd like - This album is by no means con Parks ready for spring crowds she ever could. • Stop by Student Affairs Office any viral infection. to thank Gina Disanza for finding To the Executioners, sidered new, but it is one you your way through. If you are not Ted Sharpenter #10, Baby I'm going to With the Softball season about to the room to print my rather biased should be aware of. A great guitar by Linda Smith Rm. 266 CC and leave your name with Grace The diagnosis is confirmed by a a golfer you can camp out along make you mine. commence, I feel it only necessary to views again this week. And I'd also riff and super harmonies make it serologic mono test. This test the river, tour the Mills Mansion or To the Polish Immigrants Now that the prepare ourselves by drinking alot more like to thank you, the readers, for my R.E.M. song of choice. Call up Spring is here at last and what checks to see if the patient's im hike through one of the many trails nice weather is here, screw you!! Just so as to prevail over the lower forms of your positive responses. Well, WMCR and request it today. better way to enjoy the season than kidding!! Chris mune system has begun to respond enough brown-nosing, left move at the park. life that we will encounter. 9. Pyramid, 101 Ave A., New to visit one of the Hudson Valley's Second Baseman to the infection. The patient will on, shall we? Norrie Point is located eight "It's time for K.P. Duty Vote York City (212-420-1590) - Forget scenic parks. begin to produce antibodies against miles north on Route 9. For golf KATHY PARRY for CUB President!" Anna, i. Agitpop, "Feast of the Sun- what Richard and Buffy say about Throughout Dutchess and Ulster the virus, so high levels of these an equipment rentals and fee informa Kath, You is the best! About this weekend, fish" - This Poughkeepsie-based the Palladium; this is the best dance counties there are several public Don't get any rash ideas! But let's have tibodies can be detected during the tion call 889-4646. The park is open You're such a geek face! But I still band has been around for quite club in New York. Amazing DJs, parks with facilities ranging from U0 uniit AnonymouAnnnvmniKs a good time anyway. Me illness. daily from sunrise to sunset. love you! some time, but they have yet to no bogus admission policies and rigorous hiking trails to grassy After recovery, a small amount For adventure, try climbing Babette, To the swim team frosh, receive the audience they deserve. low prices make it the place to be hangout spots, and all within a You poor pathetic lowest forms of of the antibody will remain to pro through the rocks and caves at You are excused from Housecleaning Instead of buying the latest year- in the city. This ain't no fashion half-hour drive from Marist. life known to man, did you drink any tect from future infections. This is Mohonk Mountain in New Paltz. for one week! - old Pet Shop Boys single, why not show, so shut up and dance. If you have a car, or even a bicy Black Label lately? You better watch why you usually get mono only pick up this innovative and intrigu Miles of scenic hiking trails lead Lynn, those waist lines (just as the Tubbo 10. Bertie's New Music Night, cle, the Vanderbilt Mansion on once. ing album. (It's available at Record you to the Skytop Observation You are^excused from Cooking for brothers have done these past few years) Thursdays 9 p.m to ? - Bertie's has Route 9 in Hyde Park is a great Tower which overlooks six states. one week! because Larry's fat farm is just around 194 Washington St. Poughkeepsie City in Poughkeepsie.) escape from campus. For years, the There is no magical cure for any changed its DJ and the night of the An entry fee of $6 per person in Patty, the corner. No longer caring 2. "Lateral Thinking on a week, but kept the over-18 admis rolling, grass-covered hills which P.S. Have a nice day! Located v> mile north of Mid-Hudson Civic Centei viral illness and mono is no excep cludes access to the mountain's hik Hey! Thanks for the visit last week. Descending Elevator" by Kieran sion policy. Legal hipsters can overlook the Hudson River have Come again soon when you can't stay Near AH'Sport' &St. Francis Hospital -•• tion. Usually, treatment involves ing trails, a greenhouse area, the It is official. This year's class of Alex Murphy (The Circle) - This drink upstairs. My sources tell me been a favorite hang-out for Marist barn museum, show gardens and a so long. Next time — DON'T FORGET freshman is the most boring, poorly lots of bed rest, Tylenol for the man is funny! He should be writing students. You may picnic on the THE BARTLES & JAMES. Deb fever and sore throat and other Bertie's is about due for a picnic area. Mohonk Mountain is behave, immature, smegheads that ever Open 24 hoijrs 473-1576 for the Village Voice, but while he's resurgence. grounds or take a tour of the man Childcare One year BOSTON LIVING medication to help relieve the located six miles west of New York entered this fine institution. Come on still at Marist, be thankful The Cir LAMENESS - Remember when sion which begins at the Visitor EXPERIENCE for the right person. children you have a reputation to live Serving Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner 'r' ;"[D ,;„ T' symptoms. State Thruway exit 18, and is open FREEBEERwi,h 0urme 1 cle has the good sense to let him mixers were fun...No coffee Center. all week from 7 a.m. until dusk. Room, board, living allowance, and tui up to. Large Selects of Cockta.ls and Wmes '. ^ ^ -••• babble at will. The Vanderbilt Mansion is open tion assistance for part time studies in Specializing"'iti Steaks.'Chops and Fresh Seafood 7% Student discount with college ID So relax...infectious mono is not milkshakes at the diner...The "Ho- For more information call LARRY, ARE THE JACKETS IN 3. Agnostic Front, "Victim in Chi-Min" trail between the seven days a week from 10 a.m. - exchange for childcare assistance to pro YET!!!! We are still waiting and get- Baking Done on Presses. The late nite plate to eat after an as contagious as you thought. 255-1000. Pain" - Textbook Hardcore, the 6 p.m. For more information call fessional couple. Begin May/June 1987. ting violently impatient. exciting evening on the town. Don't be afraid to give an ailing Townhouses and Garden Apart If you are looking for a change Call evenings or weekends (914) friend some extra TLC. And take kind your mom warned you about. ments...Half of the bands playing 229-9115. of scenery, spend the next beautiful 226-5730 For Sale: Technics Quartz Driven Turn Check out the title track. at Skinner's...Why doesn't so Sundays are great days to play table. New. $75. Call 473-9321. care of yourself, too. It's harder to day away from Marist. Gather To the fashion plates of Leo 4 and the catch mono if you rest up and eat 4. Chicken Club Sandwich, meone re-open Rockwell's...'Nuff golf, and at Norrie Point there are your friends and a frisbee and catch right. Wendy's - In an era of processed said... Later! two nine-hole courses to "hack" spring fever at a local park. •i+- ***; April 9, 1987 - THE CIRCLE - Page 11 sports Page 10 - THE CIRCLE - April 9, 1987 A spring sermon by Paul Kelly ball. A perfect combination. Why new scoreboards, complete with Dropped balls torment laxmen despite split don't more people attend? electronic message ribbons, are Put on your Sunday best. Sit and — Chris Reuss earn the recogni flanked by large illuminated Bud squirm in the hardwood pews. signs. So, Augie Busch loves Marist Heed the wrath of sport. tion he deserves. OK, The Circle has not published a story this year basketball. We love his beer. Let's Injuries It's fire and brimstone time. It's return the favor. Marist Lacrosse Statistics time to don the vestments and as about Reuss. However, Rooster, a Dan Arnold 4 3 7 junior, sported the second-best — Prayers for the Marist track (As of 4/6/87) Tim Dunn 6 1 7 cend the athletic pulpit to deliver also plague (2-3 overall, 0-1 Knickerbocker) Kevin Everser 2 5 7 a spring sports sermon. save percentage in Division One team. With only four members, the lacrosse last year and possessed the squad will need more than en Scoring G A Yes, brothers and sisters in sport, TP Goaltending G Min Ave. Sv.Pct. best Division One save percentage thusiasm. I offer the four remain Tom Oonnelan 9 4 13 here are a few things that I would Red Foxes Chris Reuss ?88 10.8 .642 like to see: his freshman year. Yes, Division ing members a novena, for more Peter Cleary 8 4 12 Chris Bill Drolet 4 4 One. That includes Syracuse, reasons than lack of numbers. The 8 Gagliano 1 12 0.0 1.000 — Mark Shamley earn the praise entire program needs scrutiny. by Paul Kelly Peter Oppenheim 6 1 7 he deserves. Shamley never earned a spot on the ECAC Metro all-star — The Cleveland Indians play a The Marist College lacrosse team squad, but his importance to Hiursday has a small problem this season. benefit basketball game in our schedule left that we can walk Siena parlayed the Red Foxes' MariSt basketball the last four McCann. The New York Giants Catching the ball. out and beat without playing," said years has been immeasurable. Sure, Repeatedly this year, Red Fox at- miscues into a 6-1 halftime lead en morning are playing a benefit basketball Malet. route to the victory. Marist many say hoop season is over. It game April 21 in McCann against tackmen have raced towards the is. However, recognition for opponents' goal and attempted to However, last Thursday the Red sophomore midfielder Tom Don- quarterback an all-star squad composed of nelan scored four goals. Shams, the most fundamentally Poughkeepsie-area residents. Brian orchestrate a shot on goal via in Foxes exploited a weak Manhattan sound player on the team, is long tricate passing. However, the ball ville team, scoring 16 second-half "Catching the ball and holding Colleary, Marist director of overdue. It is unfortunate the North Carolina and Johns athletics, will play for the locals. has often touched grass instead of goals. Before the contest, Marist on to it has been a big problem for joyous realization of his four-year Hopkins. This kid is good, very the leather or nylon webbing of a had scored just 28 goals this the attackmen," said Malet. Admittedly, it will be enjoyable to accomplishments became mired in good. see the Super Bowl champs Marist stick. season. "They're looking to the goal before Tucson. Last week, while attempting to they catch the ball. You can't do — Credit given to Chris challenge local hoopsters. Sophomore attackman Peter — A. baseball team at Marist. Gagliano. Serving as backup goalie However, watching Cleveland's end frustrating ballhandling Oppenheim scored six goals and that against teams of high caliber The logistics are stupendous and a mistakes, the Marist laxmen ex because you're not going to get that behind Reuss is no easy task. Gags' Joe Carter or Cory Snyder slam T!y»»'0t2»i~. added one assist while classmate sincere effort has not been made, seasonal game action probably will dunk would incite a riot in perienced a synthesis of last Pete Cleary tallied four goals and many chances." but a hardball team at Marist season's offensive prowess and this not exceed one hour. Still, he can McCann. As victory loomed, the two assists for Marist. Junior Malet also attributed the Red would receive campus-wide interest be seen honing his ballhandling triumphant Indians will be drench year's firepower reduction. Chris Reuss and sophomore Chris Foxes' first-half offensive woes and spectator support. What else is Last Thursday, the Red Foxes skills with Reuss in the Townhouse ed with an orange bucket of Blatz Gagliano combined to stop 19 against Siena to a lack of mental more relaxing during the spring parking lot during his leisure time. beer. trounced visiting Manhattanville Manhattanville shots. "Reuss had preparation. "The Siena situation than laying back and watching a 23-2, elevating their overall record his best game to date," said Marist was the same problem we had with baseball game? — Beer sold at Marist home So, brothers and sisters in sport, to 2-3. Marist lost to Siena last Head Coach Mike Malet. Kean and Stony Brook," said — Increased attendance at basketball games. Sure, this is im enough preaching. It's time now Wednesday 13-6. Malet said the easy victory Malet. "We just weren't ready to Marist lacrosse games. Lacrosse is possible and a ridiculous claim. for me to collect $8 million by The monsoon which invaded play. a quick-moving, intriguing sport. But, I have a dream. Currently, finals week. If I don't, God will Poughkeepsie last Saturday boosted his young squad's con fidence. "We played to our level of It possesses the intricate passing Budweiser banners adorn the walls strike me down and the Los Signup: postponed the Red Foxes' home "When they (team members) and teamwork of hockey and soc and press table at McCann. The Angeles Kings will win the Stanley Today and Tomorrow contest against New York ability," said Malet. "The guys step on the field I want them ready who were questioning whether they cer while maintaining some of the Cup. Where: Cafeteria and Donnelly Maritime. The contest has been to play," said Malet. "It's due to crunching physical contact of foot Hallelujah, hallelujah. rescheduled for Friday, April 24 at could still find the net found out a lack of concentration or maturi Donation Day: April 23rd 3:30 p.m. oh Leonidoff Field. they could do it." ty. We're a young team, and those Marist will conclude its three- Against Manhattanville, the Red things hurt you." Place: Fireside Lounge game homestand today against Foxes also eliminated a problem scoreboa which has continually plagued Injuries have also hurt the Red Time: 12:00 to 5:30 p.m. Knickerbocker Conference^ foe Foxes. Freshman defenseman Bill LACROSSE Wolfe (Dunn) 1:44. Montclair State. Game time is 3:30 them this season. Marist caught the ball. Cairney badly twisted his ankle in Siena 13, Marist 6 (4/1/87) Third Period — 9, Mar, Op Sponsored by: Signa Phi Epsilon p.m. practice last Friday and joined Siena 3 3 3 4—13 penheim (Langella) 10:39; 10, Mar, The Red Foxes will visit Fairleigh "If we can hold on to the ball teammates Bob Cowie, Dan Ar Marist 0 13 2—6 Sie, O'Connell (Miller) 1:04; 19, Jesaitis 10:16; 11, Man, Schiele Dickinson Saturday and will host like we did against Manhattanville, nold, Bill Drolet and Jon Cannon First Period — 1, Sie, Arthur Mar, Donnelan :07. (Brien) 9:25; 12, Mar, Oppenheim California's Whittier College Tues 1 figure we can go against as a member of Marist's Red Cross (LaPiana) 9:25; 2, Sie, LiPiana anybody," said Malet. Goalie Saves — Reuss (Mar) 23, (Jesaitis) 6:59; 13, Mar, Pe. Cleary day. "WYuttier, last year's vvest coast unit. ..,•..- 8:50; 3, Sie, Bump, (Kavovit) 7:30. Stewart (Sie) 9, Burbank (Sie) 4. 5:45; 14, Mar, Oppenheim 4:34; college division champion, lost to Last Wednesday, Marist possess Second Period — 4, Sie, Arthur ed the ball in Siena's defensive end "Because of injuries, we can't Junior attackman Bill Drolet looks to pass in recent lacrosse Marist 1-3 15, Mar, Oppenheim (Pe. Cleary) Division One powerhouse Rutgers (O'Grady) 9:04; 5, Sie, Kavovit 4:07; 16, Mar, Dunn (Eversen) by just two goals earlier this six times in the first four minutes .get consistency in practice," said action. (Photo courtesy of Marist Sports Information Malet. "We're playing well, but in (Arthur) 8:15; 6, Mar, Donnelan Marist 23, Manhattanville 2 2:39; 17, Mar, Arnold (Donnelan) season. of the game. The Red Foxes drop Department) 6:35; 7, Sie, Kavovit (O'Grady) ped the ball five times. juries are hurting us." (4/3/87) 1:50; 18, Mar, Donnelan :24. "Right now, there's nobody on 1:53. Manhattanville 10 10—2 Fourth Period — 19, Mar, Dunn Third Period — 8, Sie, McCar Marist 5 2 9 7 — 23 (Donnelan) 14:21; 20, Mar, thy 14:35; 9, Mar, Messuri 9:46; First Period — 1, Mar, Op--Maloney 13:02; 21, Mar, Dunn 101.5 FM Crew endures turbulent weather to earn split at Ithaca 10, Sie, Arthur 9:07; 11, Sie, penheim 12:53; 2, Mar, Eversen (Pe. Cleary), 22, Mar, Wolfe (Don McCarthy 6:14; 12, Mar, Wolfe 11:53; 3, Mar, Langella (Eversen) nelan) 11:34; 23, Mar, Donnelan (Pa. Cleary) 2:45; 13, Mar, Don 8:37; 4, Mar, Pe. Cleary (Pa. 6:35; 24, Mar, Pe. Cleary (Op time of 7:15, one second ahead of "I don't see how we could have number of them. I don't expect an by Michael J. Nolan College. nelan 1:57. Cleary) 2:22; 5, Mar, Arnold penheim) 2:52; 25, Mar, Op At Ithaca, both crews endured Ithaca. won it (Ithaca) without the good easy time of it, but, if we can row Fourth Period — 14, Sie, (Eversen) 1:43; 6, Man, Schiele water time in Florida," Davis said. as strongly as we have, we can ac penheim (Maloney) :11. poor weather, unpredictable cur Marist Head Coach Larry Davis Stewart 13:22; 15, Sie, Kavovit (Chiapetta) :53. Goalie Saves — Fossati (Man) Marist College men's and rents and intermittent rain for its said he was pleased with the out "We really needed some productive quit ourselves very well." (McCarthy) 13:11; 16, Sie, Gaffney water time;" Davis said the team's current Second Period — 7, Mar, Pe. 25, Sofio (Man) 7, Reuss (Mar) 15, women's crew split 10 races with five respective victories. come of the meet. "It's the first 5:00; 17, Mar, Donnelan 2:09; 18, Cleary (Arnold) 2:43; 8, Mar, Gagliano (Mar) 4. Marist 2-3 Ithaca College last Saturday in a The men's novice heavyweight time we rowed against Ithaca and According to Davis, Marist performance parallels his preseason dual meet in Ithaca, N.Y. four race displayed the bizarre did this well in over six years," said began on-water practice two weeks expectations. However, he conced Home of Rock & Roll The winning Marist crews were: nature of the meet. Marist's entry Davis. after the Ithaca and Manhattan ed each crew needs to improve on crews. the final 500 meters of its respec the men's varsity lightweight eight in the race was approaching a vic After the split with Ithaca and a Continued from page 3 and varsity lightweight four, men's tory when a member of Ithaca's defeat of Manhattan College The remainder of the Red Fox tive race. The crews also need to ex- varsity heavyweight four, men's shell suddenly tumbled into the March 28, the Red Foxes remain schedule will be more difficult with pediate the final sprint of each Arkin novice heavyweight eight and water. The race was never undefeated this season. Davis at the advent of multi-team race, he said. women's varsity lightweight eight. completed. tributed this year's strong start to competition. Overall, Davis said he is satisfied "We're rowing against more with his crews' racing. "I'm pleas ty," an improvisational theater quite comforting to know others The Red Foxes will travel Satur Marist's closest margin of vic the team's trek to the Florida In group in Chicago. feel the same way I do about day to Philadelphia to compete, in tory occurred in the women's var stitute of Technology in schools so the competition will be ed with how we've progressed, not Rock & Roll Phone 471-WPDH only for this year, but for the last He told the crowd, "I'd think to acting." a four-school competition against sity lightweight eight race. The Red Melbourne, Fla., during Spring getting tougher," Davis said. "You - myself I'm going to show l "ivc facts you Villanova, Drexel and Washington Foxes posted a winning time of Break. don't have to beat one team but a few seasons," he said. Jim Heffernan, a sophomore something about myself that I from Bayside, N.Y., was suprised should know about • didn't even want myself to know." by many of Arkin's reactions. Arkin admitted that his speech depression "I think he really stuck his neck Monday night was much like his out because he wasn't afraid to Wiffle: The pseudo-baseball we love to play improvisational acting days — criticize other actors," Heffernan Depression is not a unprepared. said. "But he did have opinions I character flaw. It is noth "I haven't got any idea what to ing to be ashamed of. by John Roche anywhere," said Mulianey. In 1956, the first regulation baseball- Cody, a sophomore from Troy, N.Y. agreed with." Depression is very gXHC< CCCCCCCtCCtCCtttCf Ct CCC^V A common neighborhood accident say tonight," he said at the start of 2. Spring has sprung — and to many peo sized Wiffle ball was developed and sold "The holes make it." Arkin's wife, Barbara Dana was common. As many as one ple, the season holds a different meaning. contributed to the the invention of the for 50 cents. In 1987, a Wiffle ball costs Pierce Redmond, a sophomore from the evening. in twelve of us suffer from Wiffle Ball, Mulianey said. The ball was Instead of preparing a speech, also in the audience. She said she depression right now. To some it means the resurgence of 85 cents. Unionville, N.Y., likes the game for a dif was pleased with the evening's out invented in 1953 by Dave Mulianey, Sr. Arkin was responding to the au 3. Depression often is not nature; to others it is the welcomed thaw Most local retail stores said the Wiffle ferent reason. "With Wiffle ball, I like come. Dana often accompanies her treated because many of of winter's chill. But to a great number after Shelton, Conn., children were ball is always popular, especially during to fantasize that I'm in the big leagues," dience's random questions. its victims don't complain. punished because they broke windows "What's your major passion?", husband when he is speaking, and of people, especially college students, the spring, summer and fall. Austin Pro- said Redmond. "I call myself the she said she was happy about the But Ihcy may have severe spring means Wiffle ball. while playing stickball. feta, manager of Anaconda Kaye Spor Bambino." he was asked. symptoms—both physical tecccctrcctcttcctccftct tcccc^ The Mullaneys began playing stickball He answered without hesitation. favorable responses she'd been and psychological. The Marist campus serves as the play ting Goods in Poughkeepsie, said sales of Brian Gormley, a business major, likes hearing from Marist students. • 19 & 20 yr. olds admitted ing field for the game at a number of with hollow plastic golf balls. The elder the ball are heavy among customers of all the game because it's relaxing and fun. "The moment of creativity," he 4. Modern treatment can THCIRSDAYS Mulianey decided to remove some plastic said. "If there was one thing he help. There is no reason to spots, from the grass outside Cham- ages. "Everybody loves baseball and Wif "You don't take it seriously," said suffer in silence. pagnat to the Townhouse parking lots. from one side of the ball, making it lop fle ball is the easiest way to play it," Pro- Gormley. "You just get together with Arkin then found it difficult to wanted to do, it was to have a positive impact on the people he 5. With the help of millions The Wiffle ball box says that the game sided. With the lopsided ball, less rota feta said. friends and have a good time." explain creativity. "I know I'm of people like you. we're is fun and safe to play anywhere, indoors tion was needed to throw a curveball, an A worker at Kay-Bee Toy and Hobby creating when I get to the point addressed," she said. working for more and bet Mulianey Jr. said Wiffle ball is a great Arkin, who dosn't usually speak A Very Special Ladies Nite... and out. To some that versatility is the appealing characteristic. Shop in Poughkeepsie also said sales in game for college students. "It's coed, you where the part is doing me," he ter treatment for depres appeal of the game. "We sat around the kitchen table, car crease during the warm-weather months. said. "It sounds like insanity, I at colleges, said he had a wonder sion and other forms of • free drinks for ladies until 11 p.m. (21 and over) only need a few people and the rules are ful time. "You can get a little lost mental illness. "You don't need a special field or ving up the plastic golf balls, experimen Rich Hoff, assistant manager at Her flexible," he said. "You don't even have know." • free Tarot Card Readings 9:30-1:30 by ABRAXUS anything — just a couple of guys, the ting with different designs. We came up man's World of Sporting Goods. in In many ways his responses when you're an actor, and not Join us. Join your to run bases if you don't want. And it know who you are reaching," he ball, and the bat," said sophomore Gerry with the best one, used today, and stuck Poughkeepsie, said Wiffle ball's appeal goes great with beer," he said. enlightened those with an interest local Mental ^t- . THURS. APR. 9 - Seagram's Wine Cooler party Dietz. with it," Mulianey Jr. said. is its ease of play. "It's great outdoor in acting. Allison Hughes, a junior said. "It's exciting to go and see Health AvKK.-intiotl.'Jjihy THURS. APR. 16-All Sport Matt Durkin, a senior, said his four that people have a reaction to what party Dave Mulianey, Jr., president of the Mulianey Jr. said the ball has been recreation," Hoff said. years at Marist have helped him develop who has appeared in a variety of Wiffle Ball Company, also lists flexibili popular for a number of reasons. At Marist, students offered myriad Marist Theater productions, said you do and say." his curveball to near perfection. "It's Arkin said he was pleased that Discount admission with Marist I.D. ty as a reason for the game's popularity. "Number one, it's a top quality pro reasons for their attraction to Wiffle ball. great," said Durkin. "I'm just about Arkin inspired her by his responses. "It can be played on a city street or in duct," said Mulianey. "It's made to last. "The unpredictability of the ball is "I was encouraged by his his discussion was successful. "It's 21 & over...$1.00 #19 & 20...$4.00 peaking right now, right before important to have a dialogue," he a grassy backyard, in the suburbs or Also, its kept affordable," Mulianey said. what attracts me to the game," said Jay graduation." description of the different parts he's played," she said. "It was said, "to really understand." 33 Academy St., Poughkeepsie, NY (914) 471-1133 Tickets Continued from page 1 seniors return for Senior Week ac Coppola's tivities. The inspection will facilitate a quick inspection pro cedure when seniors leave after Commencement, he said. Restaurant All personal items must be removed from the room, according Italian/Continental Cuisine to Sansola. Seniors may keep one box of kitchen utensils in their Route 9, Hyde Park Townhouse or Garden Apartment, and can leave a small suitcase of 229-9113 clothes, formal wear and a bag containing their bedding in the closet, Sansola said. Seniors will be able to return Sunday, May 17, at 6 p.m., accor ding to Sansola. The early departure decision was mutually agreed upon by the Hous ing Office and the senior class of ficers, according to Sansola. Seniors may request tickets returned by other students, and the "The Coppola Family would Registrar's office will print addi tional tickets if the seating capaci ty of McCann increases, said Balance due for your ring, like to congratulate all Molloy. Payment: Cash or Check Graduates of Class of *87." Letters Continued from page 6 April 9, 10-6 p.m. Fridays, not as a form of punish ment, but as a method of spreading April 10, 10-2 p.m. classes to benelt students as well as the faculty. What makes Marist Complimentary so special that it can't schedule Donnelly Hall such classes? People go to college to prepare Champagne Toast themselves for the "real world," right? Well, sorry to inform you, New Orders Also Taken for all graduates and but in the "real world" people work five days a week and that usually includes Fridays. For further info, contact: family members Beth Fox Communication Arts Major Al Meyers Josten's, Inc. College & University Division Dates P.O. Box 291 To the editor: Glen Oaks, N.Y. 11004 Now accepting reservations Let's start at the beginning, but (718) 343-6243 where is that? Well, all you have to do is check any Marist publica tion; the college will have it's seal or some blip about the school's founding, so let's check. According to all the Marist M HERFSAN4DEATHAT notebooks, my bill for tuition and the Marist 1984 undergraduate handbook, we can easily find that M BI COULD MEAN... Marist was founded in 1946. However, if we check certain let terhead, receipts from the Business NEED A SUMMER JOB? Office, the student handbook and a few other select publications, we find that Marist College was founded in 1929. The Housing Office needs 3 Housing Well, not really, but Marian Col Assistants at $3.40/hour for fifteen lege which was the-predecessor of Marist College was founded in weeks/ 38 hours a week. Dates of 1929. Is this an oversight, or just employment" are from 5/18 to 8/28. A a way to make Marist seem older? room and food allowance is also It really isn't all that important in light of other findings. As we dig provided. a little more into the Marist trivia bin we find the publication an nouncing the opening of the Lowell ATTENTION COLLEGE REQUIREMENTS Thomas Communication Center, which says Marist traces its roots STUDENTS AND TEACHERS j 1) No major Disciplinary to 1905. Work for the world's largest temporary service this i Now this publication doesn't History/minimum 2.25 GPA quite say that Marist was founded summer. Over 900 offices throughout the U.S.A. i in 1905, but the Marist College SECRETARIES 2) Ability to work independently Summer Session 1987 publication 3) IBM Computer skills does. TYPISTS It says: "Founded in 1905 for WORD PROCESSING 4) Flexible work schedule Marist brothers, Marist is now an D/E OPERATORS independent, nonsectarian four RECEPTIONISTS Apply by Monday April 27th year liberal arts college." GENERAL OFFICE Let's look this one up. To the at the Housing Office best of my knowledge Marist INDUSTRIAL brothers did begin studies here in MAINTENANCE Campus Center Room 270 1905, but was that Marist College? OUTSIDE WORK Hey, let's just keep changing the Will be needed for a variety of temporary job founding date. While we're at it, assignments. A perfect way to save for next why don't we say Marist was founded in 1815 when Father semester! ivTarcellin Champagnat began the ff a a a b- B B a a C?JB o a ra «ri religious order? Excellent benefit program incluaing referral j While we're extending the truth bonuses and free word processing training. a bit, why don't we just say a psychic monk predicted a college would be founded along a river in Call for an appointment or stop in any Wednesday j the 1400's. from 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. J How old is the school going to 44 Height Ave., f oughkeepsie become? Why don't we just say Marist could be somehow tied to •471-5623 *^ Christ's teachings, too, or just say I the school was founded 2,000 years MANPOWER* ago, and is the oldest school in © America. William Lee