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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Associated Students of the University of Montana (ASUM) at ScholarWorks at University of Montana. It has been accepted for inclusion in Montana Kaimin, 1898-present by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks at University of Montana. For more information, please contact [email protected]. j F The University of Montana MT ^ ^ Montana Kaunm Our 99th year, Issue 55 Kaimin is a Salish word for messages Friday, December 13,1996 UC renovations call for student fee increases K ortny R olston may be asked to shoulder the needed. ed for 1998, but doubted they increase.” Kaimin Reporter costs of asbestos removal, Ratcliff said the UC needs would be able to do the same Milliken said the commit­ sprinkler installations and $2 million to cover essential for the following year. tee will look at cost-cutting Faced with staff salary other renovations required to renovations but is unsure how But UC Board Chairman measures to keep students increases and third-floor renova­ bring the UC’s third floor up the improvements will be Patrick Milliken said the com­ from paying more. tions, the University Center to building code standards. funded. mittee is unsure about send­ He said one area that will might be upping its fees to help He said the fee increase “If we do a 20-year bond, it ing the increases to the be reviewed is a plan to add a pay for improvements. would also offset the antici­ may be a $4 (per semester) regents until renovation plans marketing director and a pro­ UC Director Gary Ratcliff pated 3 percent pay raise for increase, but if we do a five- are complete and the UC’s gram director to the UC staff. said the center is looking at UC staff. year repayment plan, then it budget is reviewed. The proposal comes with an increasing its operating fee by Ratcliff wants the UC could be $15 a semester “We haven’t thoroughly dis­ estimated $44,000 price tag. $2 a semester and its renova­ Board to send the two fee more,” he said. cussed the $2 fee increase,” he “The board’s going to be tion fee by $20 per semester. requests to the Board of Ratcliff said through rent said. “(Ratcliff) may see a reviewing the need for two Ratcliff said no fee hikes Regents for approval, but hikes and cost cutting the UC need for the $2 fee increase, more positions,” Milliken are scheduled for fiscal year with the stipulation that the was able to absorb the but that may not be the way said. “Do we want to spend 1998, but in 1999 students full amounts might not be $40,000 in salary raises slat­ the UC Board sees the $44,000 on (the proposal)?”

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With hot topics such as same-sex marriages and prison funding headlining the 1997 legislative agenda, the ASUM Senate wants to push higher education issues into the forefront. The senate is working with other student'govern- ments within the university system to make sure state legislators don’t forget about an important constituency— college students. Ben Darrow, ASUM’s stu­ dent political action director, is coordinating the statewide lobbying effort, which will include a letter-writing cam­ paign and education on important issues. Darrow said they also hope to recruit 500 Montana voters from colleges around the state to call their local legislators about issues such as proposed tuition hikes and financial aid. He said they hope to start svrTofu^roL n fM ^ fSTbZ rmSr e UTen-SS ofJoJln F * * * * * and Mahatma Gandhi, senior Susann Framness tends the calling in early January in M arvInn Ron , w . r t , Kmg’ Jri' m a PerformanJ piece about the revolutionary spirit. Framness was one of 25 students when major issues are decid­ A ^^lhhngB^ ^ p % 7 s Wk° presented thelr understandings of art Thursday morning in front of the Fine ed behind the scenes. “All of (our efforts) togeth­ er give us the chance to make a mild impact on the Legislature,” he said. “It’s near bottom of nation's payscale Sonja Lee hard to make a big impact, University of Arizona full pro­ had low salaries, the universi­ ty where most professors work but we could make a mild Kaimin Reporter fessors as the highest paid. ty can’t expect to catch-up to a for significantly smaller one.” There was a $21,300 disparity moving target. salaries. Although faculty salaries at between the salaries of full But some faculty believe UM’s low pay is attributed UM are creeping up the lad­ professors at Arizona and UM. the school is on the right track to many factors. But many say der, faculty are still among The implications of low with UM’s collective bargain­ the Montana Legislature gets the lowest paid people in high­ INSIDE salaries go beyond faculty ing agreement. The agreement a share of the blame. er education, leaving campus morale. calls for raises over the next “We can only do what the mHobo administrators searching for “The salaries do impact the four years, but the increases Legislature provides us with,” keys to the dollar dilemma. Holiday quality of students’ educa­ are tied to greater faculty pro­ Associate Provost Fritz According to a study com­ tion,” said Jim Flightner, dean ductivity and based in part on Schwaller said. “It’s very frus­ pleted in March 1996 by Page 7 of the College of Arts and high student tuition and fees. trating to teach more students ACADEME, a national organi­ Sciences. The raises, however, are and have to teach more class­ ■ Mullen zation that does the analysis Flightner said the universi­ improving faculty salaries, es and not be recognized for annually, UM salaries are returns ty has good faculty, but that said Jim Todd, vice president that service.” ranked third from the bottom faculty may not be as diversi­ for administration and University Teachers’ Union Page 9 in a listing of 25 universities fied as those of universities finance. President Richard Dailey in states with a similar per who can offer better salaries. “Of course, it’s going to take agreed that the Legislature ■ Science capita income. Many UM administrators a few years to get there,” he plays an important role. “I’m even pleased that Complex feel the university will never said. “We’ll always be close to the we’re third to the end,” be able to offer salaries com­ UM hopes to keep salaries bottom,” Dailey said. “There’s needs bonds Provost Bob Kindrick said. parable to universities such as competitive and have the abil­ a mentality in the state to do “We were at the bottom a few Page 12 Arizona. ity to attract new faculty things on the cheap, and years ago.” Flightner said because fac­ members, Todd said, which is there’s an attitude of we’re The study showed ulty members have always not an easy task at a universi­ See “W ages” page 4 2 Montana Kaimin, Friday, December 13,1996 Opinion 'Yer Town Autumn Semester's 'Best' bargains for the holidays ply too cheap to let finished, you notice that you It’s getting pret­ most quotable quotes silly concerns over totally neglected to buy a pre­ ty close to the holi­ C o lu m n b y our children’s well­ sent for the friend who “We haven’t gotten stricter in the last year, we’re day formerly being get in the always drives you around just doing our jobs,” Sgt. Thurman on stiffer laws known as when you’re feeling down: against underage drinkers. Christmas, and I way. your car. If your car’s been wouldn’t be worth In other news, jewelers are going singing “Oil I Want for “To say we’re providing diversity is a joke. They a used Weird A1 Christmas” quite a bit lately, won’t even let us play Jimi Hendrix,” disgruntled Yankovich CD if I hogwild this holi­ then you’ve come to the right KGBADJ. didn’t do a cheery day season. They’ve convinced place. little column on Red’s Towing & Lube real­ “The landlord tenant law is very how to do your hol­ legions of unsus­ ly hits the spot, for low prices K aim in strict, but of lot of landlords haven’t iday shopping pecting males that that is. For $19.95, you get read the act.” Annie Hamilton, around Missoula. women actually ed ito rial the bare bones—about four ASUM Legal Services attorney. So what I did, was prefer shiny dia- quarts of oil, lube and a filter I thought long and — - monds over those “It’s sort of a tradition, we’ve hard about just new-fangled vacu­ check. Any more than that, done it for a long. Last year we threw a guy’s bike off what most college students um cleaners that get all those and you’ll have to go in and and he yelled, ‘That’s my bike.’” Fiji Rush Chair Paul are shopping for nowadays. “hard to reach” spots in your take it up with Red. Thie on his fraternity’s tradition of throwing goods off Here are each of the items I house. Paul Bourquin has been th e roof. researched, in no particular If you too have fallen for “Helping folks like you for order (unless you know the this clever little ruse, my over 50 years,” and he and “There was screaming, yelling, running and swear­ alphabet). perennial favorite store, Best, his Service Station pals will ing. It sounded like bombs going off.” A neighbor of the Barbie dolls seem to be all is still hanging on by its the give you the works, including Sigma Chi fraternity house the night after a melee the rage among our age group skin of its teeth and is offer­ vacuuming, kicking your involving fraternity members and players on the foot­ right now, but they apparent­ ing 50 percent off all jewelry. tires to check the air, and ball team. ly carry an insidious message The folks at Adair Jewelers washing your windows, all to our nation’s girls. Correct utterly refused to tell me for only $23 a shot. • “We have been preparing our lives with the thought me if I’m wrong, but the anti- their sales prices over the That’s all for holiday val­ that gay marriages may never become legal. We mar­ Barbie lobbyists accuse the phone, so I think we can safe­ ues, yet I feel I must tell you ried to present ourselves to our family and friends as dolls of representing an unre­ ly assume they’re a little that 16-slice Kraft processed a couple.” Lambda Alliance president Katie Hamaker, alistic standard for young embarrassed about getting cheese slices are only $1.99 after the U.S. Senate ruled against gay marriages. females: that they should be one-upped by Best. now, and believe it or not, the nine inches tall, made of Keep your wits about you, price is written right into the “Testosterone and alcohol is a dangerous combina­ durable yet lightweight plas­ shoppers—don’t forget that package. Y’all have a very tion,” Dean of Students Barb Hollman, after asking tic, and manufactured by jewelry was already marked merry holiday, religion per­ the fraternities to go dry. small children in Taiwan. up, according to official esti­ mitting, and don’t forget to Despite all of this, I think mates right around a million send me a present or two in “The terminology ‘morning-after pill’ implies that is that no one would argue with percent, before you even set care of the Montana Kaimin. retroactive contraception. It’s not...it’s a drug designed the fact that $12.99 for a foot in the store. to our children.” Richard Tappe, Montana Right to Barbie Corvette at Toy’s R Us Just when you thought A la n M iller sure plays a Life Association. in the Southgate Mall is sim- your holiday shopping was all mean pinball.

“I went out and spoke to him (the chicken) and he said he was having a great time,” Sigma Nu President Letters to the Editor- Chris Kolhouse, after members of the fraternity of “Here is what we (Tracy) dandy, but kidnapped the Z100 chicken, wrapped it in saran wrap Swanson’s logic solemnly believe. Sex outside of please keep and Riled him with shots of alcohol. deserves prayers marriage is fornication. your com­ Editor, Fornication is immoral. ments in your \ “It ain’t a secret, it’s state law. Everybody gets a raise.” Mike Barton, Human Resources Official, on This is in regards to Tracy J. Therefore, gay sex is immoral.” world so I Swanson’s letter concerning If only the great and logical don’t have to UM staff pay raises. same-sex marriages. You may Socrates could hear your argu­ read them. “He believed so strongly and so deeply in working believe in God, but a well edu­ ment. He would probably pay The reason I for the common people.” Former Missoula Mayor Dan cated student you are not. I can your way through law school pray you wrote the article as a Kemmis after the death of Chet Blaylock. only hope, and pray to God, and assume the role of mentor. hoax is because you are a r that you wrote that letter as a Socrates’ argument struc­ senior in college! The very col­ “It’s just not appropriate for a pumpkin to be on joke (some good ol’ psychology ture, which you used to create lege I am an alumni of. It scares me to think that you Main Hall and (the building) is not architecturally humor perhaps.) an excellent fallacious argu­ suited for it.” Facilities Services Director Hugh Jesse Tracy is a senior psychology ment, was outrageous to say have learned in 4 years of col­ on the pumpkin atop Main Hall. major at the University. She the least. Socrates said if A is lege what my kid brother, in wrote a letter to the editor, junior high, has already sur­ Kaimin Staff B, and B is C, then A=C. Tracy stating, and attempting to jus­ stated that if A (sex is outside passed. My prayers go out to tify, her position- that same-sex of marriage) is B (fornication) the psychology department marriages are immoral accord­ and B (fornication) is C that is probably trying to save ing to God and Webster’s dictio­ (immoral). Then D (gay sex) is face after this embarrassing nary. An example of her well equal to B (immorality). I’m article. Montana Kaimin thought out logic was as fol­ quite certain that in your world Matt Anderson lows: 2+2=3. That’s all fine and UM alumni The Montana Kaimin, in its 99th Becky Shay, N6omi Van Horn year, is published by the students of Production Manager...... The University of Montana, Danielle Smith Missoula. The UM School of Production Assistants...... Journalism uses the Montana Julie Richer, Karen Samuelson Kaimin for practice courses but Advertising Representatives...... Concerning U assumes no control over policy or Emily Garding, Paula Rilling content. Office Manager...... Vicki Warp Informal Coffee Break Bjorn van der Voo, Josh Saturday, Dec. 14, Harry Editorial Board members Office Assistant...... Kati Reardon — meet the candidates for Henderson, Chris Nicholsen Adams Field House. Campus Coordinator...... Media Librarian at Ed ito r...... M olly Wood Erin Vickers and Lee M eeting — the Coalition News Editors...... Erica Curless, Reporters...... Jennifer Brown, Mansfield Library. Randal Douglas.1 of Montanans Concerned Jason Kozleski, Sonja Lee, Matt Karen Chdvez, Erin Juntunen, Baier 3:15-4 p.m., today; Ochsner Jennifer McKee, Kortny Rolston, Basketball with Disabilities, 3 p.m., Arts Editor...... Brian Hurlbut Gretchen Schwartz, Kim Melisa Nicoud, Monday, Dec. — Grizzlies vs. Thursday, Dec. 19, in the Features Editor...... Seanna Skomogoski 16, 3:15-4 p.m. Both coffee Western Community meeting Room O’Sullivan Sports Writers...... Bill Foley, Sports Editor...... Matt Ochsner Steven Parker Gingras breaks are in the Mansfield Montana, 7:35 at Southgate Mall. Everyone Editorials are the product of a Arts Writers...... Lee Douglas, Library employee lounge. p.m., in Harry welcome. group consensus with heavy doses Andy Smetanka, Morgan Sturges Reading — New Adams Field House. D eadline — 1998-98 UM of the writer's own opinion. Photographers...... Jordan LaRue, Business Manager ...... Jennifer Terry Stella American Writers Group, Institutional Review General Scholarship Sweet Business office phone 7:30 p.m. at Hunger Bay Board meeting — 3 p.m., Applications due by 5 p.m. Design Editor.. (406) 243-6541 Coffee Roasters. Writers Newsroom phone Main Hall room 205. Feb. 1, 1997. Forms avail­ (406)243-4310 include Alan Vatt, Aaron Basketball — Lady Griz able at the Financial Aid Kaimin On-line Taylor, Linda Wojtowick, http://www.umt.edu ./kaimin vs. St. Mary’s, 7:30 p.m., Office. Montana Kaimin, Friday, December 13,1996 3 More Letters EXPRESS 9 Student custodian Church, state feels lucky separation violated Editor, Editor, In your Dec. 10 publication We are writing in response you had an article titled to Tracy Swanson’s Dec. 10 “Student custodians^ clean up letter to the editor. We feel Homeless for the Holidays? We can UM campus,” in which I was that the issue of same-sex sympathize! Let us be your home featured as one of the student marriage is being muddled by gays and lesbians the right to away from home during holiday break. custodians interviewed. I was doctrine once again. marriage, where will it stop? Just call and ask for our quoted as saying, “I think the Americans are fortunate to Would they then deny Jews, "Home Alone Promotion". Stay with us residents take the cleanliness live in a country that Muslims, Native Americans, and get: of the bathrooms for granted acknowledges the separation and Buddhists the right to * Shuttle Service to the Airport (in the dorms.)” This quote of church and state. marry because they are not * Free Breakfast Bar was accurate, but doesn’t Regardless of how one inter­ marrying in the Christian * Free Local Calls reflect my genuine feelings prets the Bible, we feel that sense? * Walking Distance from U of M towards my job or the majori­ same-sex marriages are a As members of the gay and ASK FOR OUR SPECIAL ty of the residents on campus. matter of equal human lesbian community, we are STUDENT RATE OF $49.00 As Aber Hall’s student custo­ rights. American society is fighting for our right to pub­ CALL 406-549-7600 dian for the second year run­ based on the democratic ideal licly acknowledge our love for ning, I have been fortunate to that people have the right of one another. It is a sorry be cleaning for residents and self-determination to the commentary on conservative staff who are considerate to extent that their right does Christians that they can see EAT PIZZA. me and each other. I have not infringe on the rights of love as immoral, especially in seen some isolated cases others. The right for two peo­ light of the words of Christ. which sometimes makes the ple to join in the bonds of In this world of complex PASS EXAMS. job challenging for me and love does not interfere with problems, we see love and other custodians, like fishing the rights of others. respect as leading towards deer heads out of the johns. It is obvious to us that solutions. Denying any form GRADUATE. But for the most part, the of love just adds fuel to the Tracy and his nebulous “us,” students living on campus which we interpret as other fire. Thank you Tracy for Way to set your priorities. strive to keep their own facili­ conservative Christians, do your patronizing letter. We ties clean, and must get the not believe in democracy. are always looking for ways same exhilarating feeling I do Rather, they are promoting a to help inform those who Mama ZoqlVs Pizl of seeing rows and rows of theocracy based on their lim­ need it. Corinthians also has WILL BE OPEN FOR sparkling, shiny porcelain ited interpretation of the this to say, “I am what I am 'and freshly mopped floors. To Bible. In effect, they suggest by the grace of God.” (1 DELIVERY DURING FINALS these noble patrons who take a country, not of the people, Corinthians 15:10) Week — Mo n day, good aim, give it their best but one dominated by God, as Trevor Slocum shot and flush afterwards, I they understand Him. This sophomore, psychology Tuesday & Wed nesd a y, and all the custodians on idea is frightening to citizens Jane Graham-Free fr o m 5 pm-9 pm campus thank you from the of other beliefs. It is impor­ junior, communications bottom of our hearts. tant to understand that a Brooke Barnett Cash/Bear Bucks only, Ben D unlap threat to one group’s rights is sophomore, pre-med limited delivery area. student custodian a threat to the rights of all. Brian Zeller Aber H all Tracy defines marriage in a senior, french / education Before y o u Shuffle

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continued from page t Wages: State not to blame getting by.” faculty salaries. But legislators shouldn’t “The bottom line is that we [ATCH THE CaKIZ.?LW IN shoulder all the blame for low are at least trying to address salaries. Sen. Mike Halligan, the problem,” Kaze said. “It Hu n t in g to n , VV. D-Missoula, said he feels uni­ has been a consistent goal of versity faculty are underpaid, this Board of Regents for the < t i n : Dec 2 0 - 2 fm but said the Legislature fol­ past 10 years.” Rtn: Dec 21 - late lows with the sentiments of But low salaries are not 2 Montanans. unusual in Montana and are PACKAGE INCLUDES: 6685.00 - — - - - “The genpral population not unique to UM. AIR, I NIGHT HOTEL, GROUND TRANSPORTATION, hasn’t felt university profes­ The survey, which does not sors were underpaid,” he said. take into consideration facul­ SAT. LUNCH BUFFET, GAME TICKET, AND AN O “And a lot of Montanans feel ty raises that went into effect OFFICIAL G R IZ LOGO C0MEM0RATIVE HAT no connection to the universi­ Oct. 1, shows salaries at ty.” Montana State University- F o r m o r e in f o , c o n t a c t : A number of UM faculty Bozeman two steps above members agree with legisla­ UM. The Travel Connections tors, and say no one group is But MSU administrators responsible for the below- say the edge over UM is noth­ average salaries. ing to brag about. ° i «CthT u c ' ftT 549-2286< Many say the low salaries “Ranking near the bottom are partially caused by an is nothing new here either,” OfEN SATURDAY - DECEMBER I4TH " NOON - 6 PM Z anti-tax sentiment in the said Joseph Fedock, MSU vice Regular hours: Monday-F riday — 9:oo-5:oo a state, which can’t be pegged provost for academic affairs. ?UAUC CHXHTER OFFEBEt Ay G»ELT_AM|i!CMLAilY^L-lL-I£L2§I^2§- on state representatives. A But just talking about low small tax base, which lacks salaries doesn’t correct the revenue from a sales tax, also problem, and UM faculty G O GRIZ G O -- WIN GRIZ WIN adds to the problem. And in a members must continue to . - state where the median annu­ perform despite small al household income in 1993 rewards. was reported at $26,470 by Gloria Hewitt, chair of the U.S. Census Bureau, UM’s math department, said salary, comparisons are a she is amazed at the quality sticky subject. and effort that faculty puts Regent Jim Kaze said there forth for such a small salary. is no way to assign the blame “Obviously they love the for low wages. And Kaze said university, and they love the Board of Regents is mak­ Montana,” Hewitt said.'“But ing an effort to help increase you can’t eat love.” Analysis of Average Salaries ACADEME University March/April 1996 21. Montana State Ranking of 25 Universities University-Bozeman 1. University of Arizona 22. Utah State University 2. University of Kentucky 23. The University of 3. University of Tennessee- Montana-Missoula Knoxville 24. University of 4. University of Utah Southwestern Louisiana 5. The University of Memphis 25. University of North Dakota 6. University of South Carolina The University of Montana 7. Arizona State University Analysis of Average 8. Clemson University 9. University of Louisville Salaries 10. Oklahoma State University Fresh Deli Sandwiches • Soups • Bagels • Phonecards 11. University of Alabama Professor $49,600 12. University of Oklahoma Associate Prof. $39,600 Good only at Ole's # 7 — 2105 S. Higgins 13. University of Alabama- Assistant Prof. $35,300 Birmingham Instructor $25,100 14. University of Idaho 15. Auburn University Montana State University 16. West Virginia University Analysis of Average 17. University of Tehnessee- Salaries Memphis Professor $53,000 18. University of Maine-Orono Associate Prof. $43,200 19. Louisiana State University Assistant Prof. $37,300 20. Northern Arizona Instructor $29,900

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Student artists define art Je n n ife r B row n red lettering “Horn of Plenty.” The sunflower seeds are a reju­ Kaimin Reporter “The figure is life, blood, spir­ venation of that idea, that spir­ it and soul pouring into the it.” A man in a trench coat and environment and the Earth, as Brett Hanson went one step bow tie sipped a glass of red sort of a sacrifice,” Johnson said. further and created an exchange 65 wine Thursday morning in hunt “It’s about the horn of plenty, of words to portray his defini­ of the Fine Arts Building. having a lot, and the same time, tion of art. Hanson, a junior in Nearby, raw meat patterned people being sacrificed, such as English, and Jim Bex, after a peace sign lays on the For the rest in wars or in abuse.” Missoula’s infamous street cor­ frozen ground, and sounds of Miles Key, a junior majoring ner preacher, took turns reading John Lennon filled the cold air. in pre-physical therapy, chained aloud in a central square. of the Students in Mary Ann his ankle to a black trunk “I was trying to create a Bonjomi’s figure drawing class stained with the image of a drawing of words,” Hanson said. were given an 8-foot-by-8-foot white skeleton, a symbol of peo­ “Jim has his way of speaking, school year. square to express their defini­ ple who feel trapped by society’s and I have my way. It’s hard to tion of art. In 25 boxes marked demands. In black charcoal, he understand people when they by bright orange string, the Full unlimited internet access sketched people padlocked to speak different than you, but it’s artists entertained passers-by through June 15,1997 religion, business, money, work, important.” for nearly two hours. The pro­ television and government. Michael Berger’s project was Personal account jects, which Bonjomi called After nearly 10 drawings, he definitely less interactive, but Must show University ID time-space extensions of draw­ sawed the chain from his leg, not a bit overlooked. The 6-foot ing, ranged from the more tradi­ Requires payment in full painted his chest with charcoal, peace sign created with raw tional free-standing creations, to Offer ends Jan. 15,1997 stepped out of the square and deer and elk meat mingled with performances by the artists walked away. a beer can, a head of lettuce, We accept Visa M/C themselves. Kitty-comer from Key, Susan Beauty magazine and a copy of “Fm pleased with the vari­ Framness, a senior studying art the Missoulian caught a lot of ety,” Bonjomi said. “They are and German, scattered sun­ eyes. each talking about their own flower seeds on the graves sym­ “Peace is ridiculous,” Berger language of art, not necessarily * N 0 SET-UP FEE bolizing those of Gandhi, John said. “The realistic thing is that the one I’m telling them to F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King have.” peace just isn’t that pretty. I’m and John Lennon. Across bear­ really poking fun at selective Bruce Johnson, an art educa­ ing a mirror asked on-lookers to activism.” * RELIABLE INTERNET ACCESS tion major, hoisted a human fig­ think about where they would Berger said manufactured ure made of chicken wire from a fit in this cemeteiy, Framness tree in his square. Red and products, like a head of lettuce said. or a shoe, still cause death and *F R E E PERSONAL WEB RACES green crepe paper around the “My statement is about revo­ destruction. He got the idea for tree trunk passed through the lutionaries who were persecut­ the project when he saw a figure and spilled onto the ed,” she said. “It’s a challenge to bumper sticker that said, “Save ground below, near the words in * W E R 120 DIAL-UP LINES stand up for what you believe in. the planet, kill yourself.” *33.6 KBPS Internet classes allow for privacy Gretchen Schwartz director. es available to students. The * T l CONNECTION Kaimin Reporter Szalda-Petree said the class three classes are core courses in will have benefits beyond the a gerontology certificate pro­ Students can take three traditional classroom setup. If gram, Szalda-Petree said. gerontology classes at UM next students have a question in the Nadine Wisniewski, a psy­ *FR EE TECH SUPPORT semester, and virtually never dead of night for example, they show up for class. chology faculty affiliate teaching can ask them immediately, via one of the Internet classes, said “The Psychology of Aging,” e-mail. It alleviates the hassles an Internet class lacks the “Health Aspects of Aging” and of phone tag and office hours, warmth of personal contact. “Sociology of Aging” will be make the intelligent internet connection Szalda-Petree said. And the But she said the class may taught exclusively through the Internet makes the class more provide students with a freedom Internet this spring. ' accessible to students and pro­ of expression, because they can The classes, taught through Internet * fessionals. contact anyone in the class the Center for Continuing “There are a lot of profession­ through the computer. Education, require no face-to- CONNECT als who need the classes, but are “Whatever barriers there are, face contact between students stuck in their job,” Szalda- there are also many freedoms,” and professors. Conferences and SERVICES Petree said. Wisniewski said. “You’re not lectures are delivered via com­ While students will take tests hindered by what you look like (406) 721 -4952 1 -800-755-1566 puter, and students can talk to on-line, cheating is no more of a or how well you speak in front of classmates and professors 2701 N. Reserve Missoula, MT 59802 concern than with any other cor­ other people.” through e-mail. respondence class, Szalda- Each class is three credits This is the only university in www.montana.com Petree said. and costs $240, a price that is the country to offer gerontology Because UM has no gerontol­ separate from regular UM Montana-owned and operated classes over the Internet,” said ogy department, the Internet is spring schedule bills. The class Ann Szalda-Petree, project essential in making these cours­ is not state supported. 6 Montana Kaimin, Friday, December 13,1996

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For many UM students packing their bags means heading home for the holidays, but for old-school hobo David, packing his bag is nothing new. His bag is his home.

DAME ADMITS TO periodic depression, especially around Christmas, but generally he shoots DAVE “IMMOKALEE” picks up his radio and shares Willie tor a positive outlook on life. The former tramp says talking to people, not begging from them, Nelson’s “Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain.” Dave is a journeyman brings him joy in life. carpenter without immediate work or a house, and says he will spend this holiday in a bottle.

taring at the trusses of the years ago. An old-school hobo, Dave a “brother” hobo years ago, has ram­ asks. “Come in there and put a gun to SOrange Street Bridge, Dave admits to his drinking and says he bled through every state in the conti­ your head and say ‘Give me your says he’d rather sleep in a snow smokes “a little marijuana, but I’m a nental United States. purse?’ I’m not a bum. I don’t beg like bank than “kiss somebody’s ass” for a decent man.” A near-fatal car accident two years those guys by the footbridge.” free meal. ago crunched a vertebrae in his lower With thick, chapped fingers he “Most people don’t give a fuck back, marking the end to his carpentry draws his “brand,” or hobo symbol, in whether I live or die,” he says. “I’m “Society really days. Now, the weathered middle-ager hard, straight lines on a notebook. just one of the possibly millions of doesn’t care,” David lives on spot welfare checks, scav­ Proudly, Dave calls the mark his own. people with the same situation — I’m enged food and luck. “And no one can duplicate it.” . homeless.” says. “And if they don’t “Sometimes people just give me Nodding toward the university, The seasoned hobo will spend this money. They peace me off,” he said, Dave said that most people, “even col­ Christmas alone and drunk. care about me, then I using a hobo phrase stemming from lege educated people,” don’t care that “Probably in the bottom of a beer the more ornery “piss me'off.” he’s cold and nursing a beer at 10 a.m. bottle somewhere,” he says. “It’s a don’t really care what .He wears a black leather “medicine” “Society really doesn’t care,” he time of loneliness for me.” pouch under three layers of fading out­ says. “And if they don’t care about me, A tramp and traveling carpenter, they think. They can kiss door wear, “for good karma,” he says. then I don’t really care what they Dave doesn’t shiver in the damp cold . “My dad used to say, ‘A kind word think. They can kiss my grits.” by the river. Tinny country songs m y grits.” and cool water,’” and Dave still lives Tooth-marks bridging his chapped dribble from a transistor radio by the maxim. nose hint to stories Dave won’t dis­ propped atop his neatly-packed knap Homelessness makes picking up his cuss. sack. Not like today’s hoboes—a new disability checks problematic and job Smelling of beer, Dave squeezes The worn, green bag is his home. breed of crankheads and back stab- training “is a joke,” he said, especially tears from his pink-rimmed eyes, still “I miss what I had when I was bers, he says. with the toothless hobo’s admitted trying to forecast his cold Christmas. married man,” Dave said. “A wife, “I don’t rape, I don’t rob or plunder. neurological problems. But Dave says “My brother might come down from kids, a nice house, nice car.” I miss being with women, but it’s nice he a man of honor, too proud to live at Kalispell and meet me at the mall,” he A pair of divorces, bouts of depres­ to talk to interesting people.” Missoula’s Poverello Center and too says, but he’s hesitant with the plan. sion and nagging alcoholism wooed Dave, who also goes by decent to steal. “I don’t want to be the one bringing in Dave to the rail yards more than 20 “Immokalee,” a name given to him by “What do they want me do?” he the gloom, y’know what I’m saying.” story by Jennifer McKee photos by Jordan La Rue 8 Montana Kaimln, Friday, December 13,1996 52805 1YI. RESERVE - 721'4577 M O N DAY-S U M DAY Cropping for credits I i A.JVl. - l O P.M . ■ Students, food bank reap benefits of PEAS program E rin J u n tu n e n the project, which is open to member and director of UM’s K a im in Reporter all majors. International Program, said Coordinators expect the PEAS will be important Pass the peas please. And project will cost nearly because it will provide self- the carrots, lettuce, turnips, $100,000. A $97,000 sufficiency skills to low- garden hoes and shovels. Department of Agriculture income families. UM students will be grow­ grant will cover most costs, “(PEAS) will help close the ing more than 150,000 but UM will have to pay for urban and rural gaps in pounds of food next year for faculty salaries, gardening Missoula,” Lusk said. Missoula’s low-income fami­ tools and a fence to protect “Montana is an agricultural lies as part of a new universi­ the crops. state, and this will be a way ty curriculum. Deborah Slicer, a PEAS to bring the agriculture back Starting next semester, coordinator and associate phi­ to the city.” UM will launch the Program losophy professor, said the Sociology professor Paul in Ecological Agriculture and program will be an excellent Miller, who serves on PEAS’ Society (PEAS). PEAS stu­ opportunity for students to board of directors, has done dents will learn about the get hands-on experience while extensive research on hunger social, cultural and economi­ helping the community. issues in Montana. Miller cal aspects of agriculture “Academically, it’s a won­ said he thinks PEAS will be while earning up to 12 credits derful opportunity for stu­ helpful in reducing hunger, in and out of the classroom. dents to get a holistic view of but it is also a very timely Most of their education will food,” she said. “But also, UM project because the federal entail hands-on experience. is being a good community government has reduced aid Between spring, summer and neighbor.” to needy families. winter sessions, students will Students will grow their “It’s a critically important learn the processes of prepar­ crops on four acres at Fort time for the community to get Attention Asthmatics ing land, planting, tending to Missoula and in community involved,” Miller said. 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Grizzles look to halt Trojan ground game Matt Ochsner attack. In their first drive alone last K a im in Sports E d ito r weekend, Montana collected more pass­ ing yards (75) than Troy State did dur­ Though the Troy State Trojans ing their entire game. On the season, arrived in Missoula by air on Montana averages 475 passing yards a Wednesday, it’s what they’ve done all contest, Troy State just 115. year on the ground that’s gotten them And that’s why Coach Blakeney this far. realizes it’s so important his team does­ Racking up 44 rushing touchdowns n’t fall behind early and get forced into this season, the 12-1 Trojans come to throwing the football in the second Missoula boasting one of the most pro­ half. lific rushing attacks the Grizzlies have “If we have to get in a passing seen this season and aren’t too quick to shootout we could get into problems,” put the pigskin in flight. Blakeney said. “Hopefully that won’t In their 31-3 clobbering of Murray happen.” State last weekend, the Trojans threw And even if they are able-to keep the the ball just 12 times for 60 yards. Not ball on the ground, the Trojans still too surprising con­ must crack a stingy sidering the team is Grizzly defense. Giving up a little f m >^^ J ^ ^ LENfinKiP ‘l lor,Barbiaree wiU wait Patiently for results of the Troy State- S f i f to fitter back to them at their station, a former Soviet airbase in south- The Griz-Trojan more than 104 yards a game, Montana’s • £ ■' fB K g p & r were sportseditorsattheirformersch°°h: u m game will he run defense is ranked 10th in broadcast on Division I-AA. Last The Drivel War KYLT-AM week against East Tennessee State, a V former Kaimin sports editor Thomas Mullen and Ihylor Barbaree, the former (1340) starting team that featured Ml sports editorfor Troy State University’s student newspaper, the Troypolitan, two 1,000-yard rush­ ■. toooJieen stationed together in support,of the NATO mission in Bosnia for' at 12:05 p.m. ers, the Grizzlies the last six months. Their ideological differences will reach new heights with this week- gave up only 79 ends UM-Troy State semifinal matchup. yards on the ground, and only one run | MULLEN: Taylor, your team could be . matter how fast of Forrest could run or longer than 15 yards. in for quite a shock this weekend up in how many Dr Peppers he consumed, she And this week for sure, Montana Missoula. They’ll be facing the undefeat­ was out to break my, I mean Forrest’s, will be keying on the rush. ed, top-seeded team in Div. I-AA, a heart. “There’s no secret they like to run,” Montana winter and a stadium full of MULLEN: You don’t even need me Grizzly comerback Billy Ivey said. fans that often cheer in complete, well- here, do you? Really, though, I sense your “We’re going to come up and be alert all structured sentences. self-defeating remarks may be a product day.” BARBAREBJ; Tbm, first of all, I’m glad of your own inbred, I mean inborn, pes­ Saturda/s winner will face the Montana can be competitive at some­ simism over how things are going for Marshall-Northern Iowa survivor next thing. I understand residents there get your football teams lately. The Tide lost weekend in Huntington, W. Va., for a tired of the John Denver look-a-like con­ their coach and then lost a biggie to shot at a national championship. And tests. As for playing in an “Ice Bowl” Florida Saturday, despite all the verbal win or lose this will be the last game at environment with a group of fans who coaxing you gave them through the TV. Washington-Grizzly Stadium for speak in complete dialogue, that’s fine as BARBAREE: At least teams from Montana this season. well. But just remember, you guys have Alabama are involved in big games. And “It’s something that’s going to be more time to. work on your grammar you know about my college’s reputation hard for some of us to handle,” Ivey when you’re Holed up in cabins during in athletics and the fact that we have said. “We just want to go out in style.” standoffs with the FBI. campuses located around the globe. MULLEN: Seriously, now. Given the MULLEN: And just look at the bene­ startling amount of government time you fits your state is reaping from it! Boy, Griz to name starting spend on the Bear Bryant Homepage, it you can just feel the cultural horizons is obvious you are a dyed-in-the-wool col­ widening with every NASCAR timed lege football fan. I trust you have a piece event. If Troy State has a few fans like of Troy State statistical data to put fear yourselves come up to Missoula five at Gonzaga game into the folks in Montana. Saturday, the game could be interest­ Steven Parker Gingras strength either. Seven-foot senior center BARBAREE: I will tell you that Troy ing—from stadium security’s point of Kaimin Sports Reporter Paul Rogers is out with a fractured right State has had success in winning nation­ view at least. foot and will be in a cast for eight weeks. al championships in football over the BARBAREE: Tom, the only stadium Beating Eastern Washington 71-65 The Bulldogs’ 91-76 extermination of years. There was an NAIA crown in 1968 security problems you’ll have is when last Tuesday was a great confidence Montana State, their 65-5 record at and Division II crowns in 1984 and ‘87. Troy State wins and our fans take your booster for the Grizzly basketball team. home in “the Kennel” over the past six | MULLEN: Boy, you’re right, buddy, goal posts down! By the way, does your Beating Gonzaga in Spokane Saturday seasons, and their four-game winning its not easy to stack up college football stadium have modem facilities such as would be even bigger. teams without a mountain of statistic streak vs. Montana should make this seats and running water, or do /a ll still Since their loss to Cal State Fullerton game an interesting one. sheets. The truth is, the boys from UM rely on that river that runs right through over a week ago, the Griz haven’t had the Gonzaga’s starters include senior for­ are no strangers to you Southerners com­ the campus? same starting lineup two games in a row. ward Lorenzo Rollins, who averages 15.4 ing up north in the playoffs only to make MULLEN: Good call, Taylor—about And with conference play starting in less points a contest, and freshman sensation like Hank Williams, Jr. on Ajax the river. I will forego a joke about how than a month, head coach Blaine Taylor Mountain. Matt Santangelo who adds 11 points a that river could aid the personal hygiene will have to pick a starting five soon. game. BARBAREE: When Hank Jr. fell off of Troy State’s fans. I’ll go out on a limb Senior center Brent Smith (ankle, fin­ that mountain he came straight back to The Griz won’t name a starting five and give your Troy Staters a few more ger) and senior forward Chris Spoja until Saturday. Smith, Spoja, senior l^oy. Now if that’s not an indication of points than they probably deserve. TSU (wrist) are back from their injuries, but Brandon Dade and sophomore J.R. the power of the promised land then I may very well parlay the buzz from their senior guard Kirk Walker suffered a con­ Camel all average over 10 points every dont know what is. I will tell you this: first plane ride into a few surprising first cussion after getting kicked in the head trip out on the floor. Sophomore guard The Trojans won the Southland quarter touchdowns. From there, during the Washington State game and Eric Bowie has started one game this Conference during their first year of though, it will be business as usual. The will probably not play in Spokane. Junior season, and could round out the starting membership. Now what conference is Grizzlies will puncture the Trojans, 49- forward Ryan Dick still hasn’t fully lineup Montana in — the Big Dive? Aren’t there 17. recovered from his broken hand, and will “We have been in bounce-back mode only three teams in that league? BARBAREE: Fm confident that the see limited action in the next few weeks all season,” Taylor said. “This weekend MULLEN: Hey, Taylor. Just so you Trojans are ready! By the way, do you leading up to the start of conference. will give us a chance to bounce forward.” kno» . 1 thought Forrest really got know any good places to eat up there? “I don’t want to re-injure it for confer­ The game will be televised on TCI screwed by Jenny. MULLEN: Yes, but tell the family to ence,” he said. cable channel 53, and broadcast over BARBAREE: Yeah, I agree. It didn’t bring shoes. The Gonzaga Bulldogs aren’t at full KYLT-AM (1340). Tipoffis at 8:30 p.m. 10 Montana Kaimin, Friday, December 13, 1996 Sp®rts Lady Griz out to show Second-string Rowell St. Mary's waits for his moment ing against Marshall next week. Bill Foley Molly Wood “I think they’re a good solid team,” “Sure it makes me nervous,” he Kaimin Sports Reporter______K a im in E ditor Selvig said. “They do everything says. “There’s no question the attention it would bring. The University of Last season St. Mary’s beat the well.” It was down to the wire until late Montana just lost their starting quar­ Lady Griz 57-50 in Moraga, Calif. St. Mary’s (2-2) returns four August. terback. And the question is, can they The problem for the St. Mary’s starters from last year’s 17-10 team. Brian Ah Yat, the wiry sophomore win without him?” ladies basketball team when they Selvig said the Lady Griz (4-2) from Hawaii. Josh Paffhausen, the boy Rowell’s limited playing time gives come to town Saturday is that the need to continue to improve on defen­ from Butte who had never thrown a Lady Griz have a good memory. sive rebounding to win the game. touchdown pass in Montana. And little clue. He’s completed 59.4 percent of his “There’s a little revenge in the After getting outrebounded by a Darren Rowell, a junior transfer from passes, compared to Ah Yat’s 62.8 per­ air,” junior point guard Skyla Sisco smaller Gonzaga team, UM improved California who redshirted for the cent completion mark. But Rowell has said. “We just want them to know greatly last weekend against Grizzlies in ‘95. | only thrown 32 passes compared to Ah that how we played last year isn’t the Colorado and Rice in Houston, Texas, The three were vying for the start­ best we can play.” Selvig said. ing quarterback position on a team Yat’s 514. “The backup quarterback spot is UM head coach Robin Selvig “Rebounding is a key every game,” that had just won its first NCAA cham­ kind of a tough position to be in,” says played down the revenge factor, but he said. “We’re getting better, and I pionship. A week after fall camp, a Grizzly head coach Mick Dennehy. said last season’s game is definitely hope' we keep getting better.” decision had yet to be made. “You’re kind of relegated to the side­ on his mind. The Lady Griz will get a boost Ah Yat and Paffhausen were the lines. You’ve been a star forever, and “You know they’re a good team with the return of junior center serious contenders, both bringing the yet you know that unless Brian’s that’s capable of beating you,” Selvig Angella Bieber. Bieber, who missed experience of playing the final quarters injured, you’re not going to sta rt.... I’m said. “They get your attention.” the first part of the season with a leg of the NCAA playoffs from the year very proud of Darren and how Freshman forward Tracy Morris injury, started every game last sea- before. Rowell, who hails from he’s handled that.” leads the Gaels’ attack, averaging Abotsville, British Columbia, Rowell chalks up his 14.5 points a game. Bieber practiced this week and brought only a season spent resilience to his personality. Three St. Mary’s players average said her leg is much better. on the bench and 3,000 yards He calls himself a “goofy kid, double figures in scoring, including “It feels great to be playing again,” passing at College of the a good guy, very easy to get senior center Liz Wilkinson, who she said. “I’m sick of sitting out.” Siskiyous in Weed, Calif. along with.” Dennehy says scored 20 points against UM last sea- Tipoff is at 7:30 p.m. Saturday. In the end it was Ah Yat. Paffhausen was moved to his attitude is a tribute to his competitiveness and his lead­ receiver and Rowell, the Rowell unknown Canadian, slid into ership skills. Both acknowl­ Griz volleyball team votes the backup quarterback spot. edge the frustrating nature of “I waited for my opportunity, and it the second string. never came and it never came,” he says But Rowell says he picked Montana Patera as most valuable now. “You just have to accept your role for its offense and its winning tradi­ and live with it.” tion, not the chance to be a star. He was recruited from Siskiyous by Bill Foley first semester in the physical therapy Rowell, 22, transferred to Montana program, also won the Outstanding schools in Boston, Southern Illinois, K a im in Sports Reporter as a sophomore. He set five college Leadership award. records in California, was “High School South Dakota and Maine. But he’s not Griz volleyball players voted Junior Dana Bennish won Athlete of the Year” in 1992 and was sorry he chose the Grizzlies. senior setter Jennifer Patera their Outstanding Frontcourt Player; conference MVP and second team All- “You try to enjoy the moment you Most Valuable Player, UM head freshman Sarah Parsons won Rookie Canadian in high school. He says he have and if at all possible try to take coach Dick Scott announced this of the Year; senior April Sather won might leave UM without starting a sin­ advantage of the situation,” he says. week. Most Inspirational Player; sopho­ gle game. “It’s a wonderful opportunity to be in Scott said Patera, a Havre native, more Paige Merritt won Outstanding “There would be some disappoint­ Montana on a team like this.” won the award because of her leader­ Player vs. the Bobcats; freshman ment in not playing,” he says, “but Rowell will resume his sideline vigil ship and dedication. Shannon Blott won Most Improved there would never be any regrets. It’s a Saturday, waiting for Ah Yat to rack up “She was the type of player that Player; and junior Holly Horn won pretty nice honor, playing for a nation­ enough points that the second string is they (the players) knew without her Outstanding Postseason Player and al championship team.” called out, waiting to snatch a few min­ we’d be in trouble,” Scott said. “She Outstanding Backcourt Player. Still, Rowell stands ready each utes from the end of the game and call was always there and worked so The MVP award was the only week, watching Ah Yat throw pass them his own. hard. She did everything possible, honor voted on by the players. The after pass, waiting for his moment. He “We win because of the team con­ and they knew it.” rest were formulated by stats and knows that if number 10 takes a hard cept,” he says. “We don’t have any indi­ Patera, who is just completing her coaches’ decisions. hit tomorrow, he, Rowell, will be start­ viduals on this team.”

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Pets on approval at many . Grandpa’s old LEVI, LEE or Complete computer and associated pictures. P-O. Box 2909, Missoula, MT 59806. University, Rattlesnake, and various other WRANGLER jacket or blue jeans bought technology service and repair locations. Short and Long term leases before 1980. Holes or patches are OK. UC COMPUTER SERVICES Bring your kids and yourself to see Santa available. Come see the professionals at Call for appraisal. 1-800-691-7099, Jeans Campus Court. Open M-F and Mrs. Claus in the UC! They will be TIM E PERM ANENT POSTTinfM LAMBROS REAL ESTATE International, Clinton, MT. making a special stop on Friday, AVAILABLE 15-20 HRS. PER WEEK - MANAGEMENT or call 721-RENT If you are interested in making a December 13 from 11:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. EVENINGS/SATURDAYS SEEKING (7368). MAKE A MOVE WHILE THE difference...maybe you have what it takes You can find them in the atrium near the OUT-GOING PERSON/ STUDENT MARKETS IN YOUR FAVOR! COMPUTERS to be a peer educator. Call Linda Green, large Christmas tree. Let them know what WITH COUNTER AND/OR COPIER EXPERIENCE ABLE TO WORK Health Education Coordinator, 243-2801. you want for Christmas this year! Sublet 2 bedroom apt. Jan through May, Laptop Epson 486SLC, $800/OBO, 728- EVENINGS FROM 3:00 TO 9:00 / 5:00 $297/mo. Call 542-7334. Walk to U. 9286. TO 9:00 AND SATURDAYS 9:00 TO Sometimes my boyfriend gets so jealous TYPING 5:00. SHIFTS ROTATE WITH CO­ that it scares me. Jealousy and WORKERS. PLEASE SEND RESUME LOST AND FOUND For straight talk on purchasing the latest possessiveness might be a sign of an TO: DENNY’S COPY STOP, 2330 SO. FAST, ACCURATE Verna Brown. 543- in computers and related technologies. unsafe relationship. The Sexual Assault HIGGINS, MISSOULA, MT. 3782. UC COMPUTERS Recovery Service is a safe place to Found: Pregnant or recently pregnant 243-4921 explore the safety of your relationship. small, black dog. Brought her to Humane HELP!!!!! WANTED: HTML Forms/Resumes/Word Perfect. Berta, 251- Call our 24 hour crisis line or come in Society. She misses her owner. programmers. If you are creative and 4125. 386 Notebook 85MB Harddrive, extra M-F 10-5:00. SARS is located on the east enthusiastic about programming web sites, battery, modem, 6 lbs. with canying case side of the Student Health Services. call Eric. 406-821-4519. Found: White Bianchi Osprey bike. Becky $650.00; stereo receiver $50; 90W amp. FOR RENT 721-9843. Sherwood $75. Computer, printer, heavy- STUDENTS: Going home to Billings over HELP!!!!! WANTED: Artists for (1) duty $150.00, 243-5693. break? InterSession courses at MSU- some wildlife drawings and (2) for some Found: Black handled knife near Grizzly • Furnished Studio close to campus & Billings can help you get ahead! Quick, “heavy metal” style visually extreme Pool. Call 543-4773 to describe. $370/month, $250/dep. Coin-op laundry, ROOMMATES NEEDED concise, quality courses offered. Easy graphics. Contact Eric: 406-821-4519. all util. pd. • 2-Bedroom, 1 bath registration process. No admission fee for Lost: Medium sized dark brown soft w/hardwood floors, 1 car garage. Garbage students in the MT Univ. System. To University Center Gallery is now bound JAPANESEENGUSH DICTIONARY. & sewer pd. Blocks to campus. $785/mo., Roommate needed to share 3bd. house in register or for a complete class schedule accepting applications for Gallery Please contact Travis @ 728-7013. $600/dep. • Downtown Studio with all the lower Rattlesnake, 1/2 mile from U. Attendants. Work Study only. Pick up with descriptions call 657-2158 or see fenced yard, hardwo'od floors, pets applications in UC 104 or call 243-6661 util. pd. $305/mo„ $305/dep„ no pets. web site at http://msubillings.edu/ Lost: Red Patagonia fleece with wallet in w/extra deposit. $237.50/mo. for info. • Downtown Sleeping Room, $185/mo., the pocket at the Silver Dollar Bar on + util. 542-9283. ($200 deposit) $185/dep. all util. pd. Call Clark Fork Ethnic Connections Exhibit and Sale of Tuesday night, Dec. 10. Cash reward, no NEED person with reliable vehicle for Realty at 728-2621. Indian Folk Art. Nov. 29- Dec. 28, questions asked. Katie, 542-2851. Rent out furnished rooms, males seeking part-time, year-round work which Monday-Saturday, 12-5:30, upstairs at same. $200-$250/month. Utilities paid, includes post office trips for mail, hauling, Rock Creek Weekend Cabin Rentals. $20- Joseph’s Coat, 117 W. Broadway. call Myles, 549-8211. lifting, and wrapping. Can include training 50/night. 251-6611. Weekday and Weekly BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES with various office and printing discounts through holiday break. equipment.'Call 728-1710 between 4 p.m. For Sale: Portable Rental Hot Tub. A and 5 p.m. week days. SPACIOUS 3 bdrin, prime location, off great money making investment. Eight street parking,- call 543-6713. man tub, red wood decking, propane burner, all self contained. For more, information or picture call 549-1170. 12 Montana Kalmin, Friday, December 13,1996

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