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BY DIANE WHELPLEY president said, “There hasn’t terrupted and contradicted one SCRIBE STAFF been a registration without a another, the Council came to “ It would be good for Student draft, or a draft without a war.” the decision that they hadn’t Council’s face to take a stand,” When Adams commented made a decision. Again. said Chip Adams, the chairman that people are oppressed by Student Council did take care of the Students for Progressive budget decreases secretary of some business. It allotted Action, who spoke about the Karen Nelson brilliantly com­ BOD $812 fo r the added ex­ reinstatement of the registration mented, “What do you mean by pense of having mixers in the of the draft at the Student oppressed?” She continued, gym. This would allow more Council meeting last Wed­ “ We have to have a good fpreign room for students who are now nesday night. In response to policy to defend what we have being turned away at the door of Adams’ statement, Herman here.” the Student Center Social Lammerts, Student Council Kevin Ruther asked Adams, Room. If the mixers are held in President, laughed. “ Do you feel it’s too much to ask the gym, tickets will be sold in Since the issue arose, for all the things we have here to advance, instead of at the door. ask us to go to war?” Adams Student Council has debated BOD is still fighting for a tarp responded, “I don’t feel I owe over taking a stand. Once again, to cover the floor of the gym. It my country anything.” at their last meeting, debate reported at the Feb. 27 meeting continued, ending in the same The comical debate con­ that if there was no tarp on the results — none. tinued as Gene Sullivan made a floor and BOD was held “Somebody took it upon supportive statement for the responsible for damages to it, themselves to take a stand at reinstatement. When discussing the expense of restripping the o ter schools” , Adams, a senior the effects upon the economy, floor would be between $5000 Industrial Design major said. he said, “The unemployed will and $6000. Several com m ittees “This kind of move by our be getting some kind of income. are trying to convince the ad­ government is causing quite a There really aren’t that many ministration to invest in a tarp, turmoil in this country.” jobs out there for 18 to 20 years which would cost between An unidentified student signs an anti-draft registration petition in And so the turmoil amongst olds.” $4,000 and $6000. Another the Student Center Monday. Over 500 students signed the petition the Student Council continued. . When the discussion ended, which is to be taken to Washington, D.C. on March 22 by the stu­ Nick Cassella freshman class after many members had in­ SEE PAGE4 dents for progressive action, (photo by Sharon Wolosky) Lice epidemic plagues campus

BY LESLIE JACOBS most of Bamum, 30 to 40 girls were affected. SCRIBE STAFF “ I don't think that everyone had the lice eggs in Paranoia and panic spread through the their hair, but at least one from floors one and four, University when cases of lice were detected and most of the girls on floors two and three had among University students this week. it.” “ Head lice,” are small clear bugs that live in One girl from Barnum said she was really upset human hair, and feed on human blood. They are by the thought of having those bugs in her hair. “ I usually found near unclean, unhealthy en­ was really pissed off by the whole incident.” vironments. Those who have lice, experience Another girl said, “ I was annoyed that I had to intense itching, caused by the bug bites. go through all this. But after a while, everyone else It was suspected that girts from Fones Dental got it, and it got to be a joke, and I joined the club.” Clinic, or nursing students who went into the inner The process for getting rid of the lice is to wash city of Bridgeport caught the lice, from someone everything that has been worn in recent weeks, they treated, and brought it back to UB. and make sure everything is clean before it is worn Sylvia Lane, head nurse at the Health Center, again. For many of the students this meant having said “It’s nothing to worry about. It is not unusual to spend upwards of $5 doing at least 11 loads of to have them, especially when people live so close laundry, and having to wait in line to use the to other dorms. Lice are very contagious.” laundry room. The Health Center reported about ten students Lane said everyone was to wash in hot water ail brushes, combs, and other hair-related items. Sylvia Lane, head nurse in the Health Center (photo by Sharon have had it, and that it was not an epidemic. But, Wolosky) according to many of the students that had it, SEEPG.5 r s - is sr**, *T BE?.*;

ggKJj] due SO earner to strangle the baffled Y STANTON MARLIN fMKff material and at- p i,. . the- story 'c e rj^ d ;;4round r approximately twenty TRAVEL EDITOR at their most recent The i centered ■ observations edi Lammerts had Coady Lammerts, , has dtiNPftL w B tm itine. I was merely suggesttngi pinned to the top of a typewriter iththe Not R left the group to save I the teaser why she didn't carry KarOn p - w routine effectively. Any- ^ii|!|hanpt at Irony?) and He IMMH hurling obscenities at him. The stint at a solo merts, whose comedy, at iff, why did JJR way, i know a lot of people w ig j ■sketch had sunk to new depths. reminds audiences of such wn rtwayT** lose their minds on two b e e ip g ll day .jtfhpn he audience par­ act to Ih e SCRIBE like the Three M using my jour- i The sketch was going no- ticipation. Nelson and Made e Chevy Chase, Guyan, Private to present an . / where and Herman, vetefjpn. of Zalios (a member of t he Not discovered and Jack Lord, surprised accurate review of a comedy dis- many comedy routines, sensed Ready fa College-Life Players, of comedy with his unannounced a change in direction was esserv who attended the perfomanee miserably without We at the SCRIBE of­ dialogue was n o tef- counterparts. fice. Only a taw Lammerts’ die- straightman in this routine w & k ^c tiv e enough, he realized, and to wish Herman luck), and New® Editor George Datsk joined the It was report m erts hards were present to witness going to be. There was, how- the scene needed sane physi­ sketch by trying to pull the left the com his debut Unfortunately the act ever cal improvisation. crazed comic O f the blue-faced he thought they \ trig his was the ruination of his solo ca­ you say pting reer and sent him reeling back to ||Hthat lyhsraa I was nearly dead,! critic. It didn’t help. comic creativity for sarcasm jfcony- instead of his former troupe. greatly upset.(pauses for effect the bewildered a „ . ____ successful Lammerts’ routine initially She only had two beers at the what it wanted: slapstick, sons. First, ih sticking with their provision, U m m e^ slapstick routine, Audiences consisted of a set-up dialogue mMy. ■ m p - m merts, standing 6’9, lunged at seemell* unwilling to accept with SCRIBE editor Cliff C o a d « CUFF: ‘I’m sorry she’s upset O h s unsuspecting Coady and

o MARCH 13,1980 2 THE SCRIBE Dawn to dusk-fashion plays the role

BY CAROL RUSSELL spark a new interest. Pants and suits, jogging SPECIAL TO THE SCRIBE outfits, and brief bikinis will also be shown. The University’s Fashion Merchandising There will be hand knitted cotton sweaters, Department presents its annual Fashion Show on crepe de chines -and eye catching evening wear. Wednesday, March 19, at 3 and 8 p.m. in the Intimate apparel for this season will be soft and Student Center Social Room. sensual with delicate lacing and brocade to flatter The Fashion Show which has been organized the figure. by the sophomore class of the department will The accessories will also play an important role take you from dawn to dusk in an array of the in the fashions this upcoming season. To com­ decade’s most exciting fashions. These fashions plete the outfits there’ll be lots of hats, purses and feature in combination, the naturals — cotton, bangles to be worn in contrasting colors. linen and silk. Professional makeup artists and hair dresser The sophomore class has gathered over one Robert DeCesare from Images of Fairfield will add hundred outfits from our Fashion Center, the finishing touch to the models’ appearances. Manhattan, and top designers such as Diane Von This also will accent the look of the new decade. Furstenburg, Christian Dior, Adolpho, Ann Klein The students have used their Fashion Mer­ and Evan Picone. chandising and Retail skills learned in the The students also received clothes from local classroom and their co-op experiences, along with merchants of the Greater Bridgeport area Con­ the assistance of Mrs. Alberts, to produce the tributing merchants include Wamaco, Brooks, Fashion Show. Gimbels, Accessory Suite, Ann Stevens, Skydels In the past, the Fashion Show has drawn the and Ed Mitchel of Westport. attendance of over 800 people, this year a crowd of The students all contributed to the production the same magnitude is expected. of the Fashion Show by forming committees such as commentary, publicity and staging, which The show is taped each year to be reviewed by the class. This year's show w ill be shown on cable includes the design and construction. Melanie Hausner and Mark Briggs worked as television. coordinators in an effort for the success of the The students involved in the production of the event. Fashion Show gain an invaluable experience as The Department also received help from male well as the opportunity to make contacts with models selected outside the department. figures of prominence in the retail field. On the runway the student models will display a Upon graduation this leads to the acquiring of variety of fashions to tantalize even the most excellent jobs. m eticulous dressers. Admission is free to all interested viewers of the F.M. majors prepare for fashion show and whatever. (From left to There will be the shorter dresses and skirts to Dawn of A Decade. right) Karen Nelson and VHma Sanchez, (photo by Jim Weatherbee)

AMERICAN AGENCY TRAVEL SERVICE Specializing in A need for political ethics Student Travel • All Domestic and International Rights BY MARY EIGEL In the first 20 minutes of the the first part of his lecture with AMTRAK, BUS, HOTEL, AND lecture Hatfield said that in­ this statement, summing up his AUTO RENTALS, TOURS, LIMOUSINE, LESLIE JACOBS tellectual integrity means being ideas on intellectual integrity CHARTERS, CRUISES If we are to have a political honest first with yourself, then and accountability in system that works, we have to others. In government, he relationship to his own role: “ I CLOSEST TRAVEL AGENCY TO CAMPUS speak out on the issues. The continued, this is even more am first accountable to God, person running for office should important because you next my family, and then my 333-9222 not have to stick out his finger represent others and are ac­ constituents.” and see what way the air is countable to them as well as On the ethic of stewardship, 1030 MAIN STREET BRIDGEPORT blowing to be elected said yourself for your official actions. Hatfield cited that in the 1900’s Senator Mark O. Hatfield (R- When you begin to believe you the U.S. had thirteen raw Oregon) at a lecture given on are more important than those materials and minerals that were March 10 to members of the you represent you lose your used by industries and the University. intellectual integrity and you public. These resources could U.B. STUDENTS Hatfield’s lecture, part of the may become another Richard all be found in the U.S. at the Johnson — Chellon Series, was Nixon. time, but because of on America’s Need for an Because of the recent in­ thoughtless waste of them over FOR Ethical Renaissance. He volvement of the government, in the years, the U.S. now must focused in particular on two these scandals, the senator said import over 50% of six of them. aspects of the needed ethics: many people lost trust in the By 1985, 50% of 9 o f them w ill first, the necessity for in­ government. Thus the need for a need to be imported and by the WORLD PEACE tellectual integrity and ac­ tim e the year 2000 rolls around, broad ethical base in govern­ countability and secondly, the ment is demonstrated, ac­ 50% of 12 of them will have to IS PLANNING A ethic of stewardship. cording to Hatfield. This base be imported. Hatfield stressed begins with personal integrity of the need for stewardship, to government officials. guard those resources we have DRAFT TEACH-IN Hatfield believes that being in left, and to decrease our public office, you should speak dependence on foreign im­ out on the issues to make the ported resources. Stewardship ON WEDNESDAY people more aware of what is must develop as an ethic to be going on. The Senator finished implemented effectively, he said. “ I think a lot of people feel MARCH 19,3-5 threatened by all of this, and that is why we are using more of BL00DM0BILE it up, instead of conserving. Music and Speakers Everything we throw away WED. MARCH 12,1980 should be put back in the en­ vironment.” are scheduled. THURS. MARCH 13,1980 SAY HELLO This will be in preparation (12:30 -5:30 pm) TO ERNIE for the March 22 Rally STUDENT CENTER SOCIAL ROOM in Washington. UNIVERSITY OF EDUCATIONAL The documentary "War Without Winners” which explores the nature of arms control by CENTER BRIDGEPORT Admiral Gene La Rocque. Speakers w ill include: Cris Crania, member of Covenant Peace TEST PREPARATION Community of New Haven; Rosemary Gorman, Chairperson of the Justice and Peace SPECIALISTS SINCE 1S3S Commission of The Diocese in Bridgeport. After the presentation there w ill be a discussion University Ave. & open to all. Visit Any Cmttr And See For Y u r n If Myrtle Ave. Wky W« M a ks Tfc« D if f m a c * Buses will leave U.B. Call Days, Eves l> Weekends Sponsored by: 101 Whitney Are Omega Phi Alpha on Saturday morning. New Haven, CT 06511 National Sendee Sorority and (203)789-1169 Univ. of Bridgeport If you would like'to HARTFORD AREA 800 Silver Lane Student Nurse Association East Hartlord. CT. 06118 CAMPUS PACKAGE come with us — Contact: (203) 568-7927 STORE For Information About Mary Ann Reynolds Other Centers In More Then Warner 104 x 3292 CALL THE SCRIBE ao Major U.S. Cities A Abroad 378 Park Ave. 333-1331 Outsltfa N.Y. State V.P. of Service CALL TOLL FREE Omega Phi Alpha MINI KEGS X 4382 800-223-1782 COLD KEGS STOCKED MARCH 13,1980 THE SCRIBE Commentary 3 Live from Bridgeport-1‘Welcome my friends to the show that never BY GEORGE DALEK experimental venture into Analyzing this bit of dialogue, GEORGE: (waves goodbye to and most of all my time, in NEWS EDITOR another territory of comedy. it seems that Karen, who was the troubled actors) What about having to write trash like this “Welcome my friends to the Critic participation. I had to think also criticized for sarcasm last the review? Well, I’ll give them every week. show that never ends ...” is of a line and fast. I paused: this week has reverted to her comic an A + for effort and an F — for the opening line in a song by the An hour before the council was my chance, I could attempt specialty, seriousness. Chip execution. meeting Wednesday night, the rock group Emerson, Lake and to be a comedy super star. Adams, however, failed What of Herman Lammerts? Students for Progressive Action Palmer but it can also be used to GEORGE: “Yeah got it First miserably and forgot a line. A He’ll go on better things. Maybe met in a small room across from describe comical student class beer bought by third class perfect ad-lib would have been wrestling. He is soon to finish the Scribe. council meetings held in recent illiterates.” (Pause) Did I blow for him to mention intellectual his latest movie, “ Herman Goes When a conversation about weeks. my line? I looked around. The oppression, something that this to Washington.” Herman has After reading Managing Editor Student Council came up, Chip audience loved it, but the Not year’s council thrives on. also received offers to star in a Adams said it best. “Student Cliff Coady’s masterpiece Ready for College Life Players Fifth Scene: Chip Adams is new comedy called. “The description of the Feb. 27 Council is a bullshit didn’t seem too thrilled about still trying to gain council Bridgeport Strangler” . organization.” And covering council meeting, I was led to the remark. It just goes to show, support for the Students for But the funny part of the story believe that I couldn’t write a council every Wednesday I you can’t please all of the Progressive Action. ends here because it isn’t funny would have to agree, because better piece of prose. I was people all of the time. Un­ CHIP: “I think it would be anymore. Student Council isn’t wrong. council has shoveled nothing fortunately, Student Council has appropriate for council to funny anymore. They’re wasting but bull in the students’ faces The calamities of student yet to please anyone this year. support this action. It would be their time, the students’ time, all year. council are so unbelievable Third Scene: Still on the good for student council’s face that this story of last Wed­ subject of the drinking rally. to take a stand.” nesday’s meeting may read like KEVIN RUTHER: “I once HERMAN: (laughs) Cxq Aimmii womffY/anKR fiction, but it’s not. visited a college in the Midwest CHIP: “What’s so funny? You A medical and counseling facility To make this commentary where the drinking age was 20. know how the students feel more comprehendible, it will be Licensed by Ct. Dept, of Health They served only soda at their aboutCouncil.” Providing Services to Connecticut written as a review of a comedy mixers and drew big crowds.” HERMAN: “ Ha, ha, ohhhh Women Since 1975 show. In subsequent weeks, you HERMAN: “Sure they did, .... It's just the way you said may be reading about council what else can you do in the it. . Ha,ha. .” follies in the arts section in­ PREGNANCY TERMINATIONS Midwest; watch the corn grow?” KEVIN: “I hope we don’t see - FREE Pregnancy Tests stead of the news section (with That remark had the not another question mark in the • Professional Counseling permission from the arts editor Ready for College Life Players Scribe next week just because of course); because what is on the floor, but left the • All-Inclusive Fees we won’t take a stand on this • Licensed Laboratory on Premises council anyway but a chance to audience red-faced with em­ issue. We all have differing critique a bad joke. barrassment for the troubled views on the issue.” • Early Detection Blood Test for $10 Before I begin my review, let act. Lammerts, a potential rising HERMAN: “That's right. Only Connecticut Facility to offer me just say to the students of star in the comedy field What’s the difference between this university that we (The stumbled with his mind and for the Scribe and National Choice of general or local anesthesia Scribe) don’t like writing stories the second week in a row en­ Enquirer. George, if you can do like this about council but this tered into the dangerous 333-1822 better why don’t you quit the 211 MIDDLE ST., BRIDGEPORT,CT. 0 6 6 0 4 group of fledging comedians direction of sarcasm. Scribe and run for Council.” leave us no choice. Fourth Scene: Chip Adams, a This was my chance again. In this review of the show member of Students for You know, critic participation. “ Live from Bridgeport” (3rd in a Progressive Action is at the But this time I ventured into the series) I will concentrate on meeting trying to gain council area of seriousness. analyzing the uproarious support for a campus anti-draft GEORGE: “The Scribe does dialogue which to my surprise registration movement more to motivate students on included critic participation (The (everyone knows that trying to this campus than council does. first such instance in an off- get support from council is like And I could do more for Broadway comedy). pulling teeth . . . perfect students by working for the The setting was simple. example of irony.) Scribe than you can sitting on Twelve Not Ready for College- CHIP: “While Jimmy Carter is your butt each week.” Life players, three members of planning to increase the CHIP: “That’s true.” the Scribe (one kept coming in defense budget he plans to HERMAN: (laughs) and out), two journalism decrease the budget for the As the show ended I received students, two cinema students, oppressed, those on welfare, one more chance for par­ one council advisor, one former social security and CETA ticipation at the result of a council president (he got sick workers.” frustrated comedian. and only stayed a minute), and a KAREN NELSON: “ What do HERMAN: “Thank’s for partridge in a pear tree. you mean by oppressed?” coming today, George. See you First Scene: Council has just CHIP: “ What do I mean by next week. Same time, same allocated the Cinema Guild oppressed?” “ I just told you.” place.” $516. To make it official, an announcement is made by lead actor Herman Lammerts, who is noted most for his impressions of Private Pruitt from the former R.S.V.P. NBC Comedy “ CPO Sharkey.” HERMAN: “$510 is officially If Jesus Christ has real meaning ii allocated to the . . . to the . your life as a Catholic, the reason ahh. . . to the ahh. . . has to be that you are able to heai GENE SULLIVAN: “ The cinema guild” his voice deep within you. HERMAN: “Right. $510 is What is he saying to you about officially allocated to the cinema Circle K Club of U.B. guild.” your role as His minister to the men, This dialogue was eaten up by presents: women and children of tomorrow's the humor-starved audience. world? Lammerts, who last week was criticized for leaving his already “The Volleyball Marathon’’ He does need priests, deacons, proven formula for slapstick and brothers, sisters, lay people. entering the area of irony and Start: Friday 3/14 — 6 PM sarcasm, seemed to have gotten Would you like to talk about all the message and reverted to the Rnish: Sunday 3/16 — 3 PM this? We invite you to write and let area of seriousness, an area us tell you how we feel about you where his talent for comedy shines. Place: Harvey Hubbell Gym. and your God-given vocation. Second Scene: The drinking R.S.V.P. rally is “discussed” (loose term). HERMAN: “Any comment?” Be a sponsor! - Mail Coupon Today!------THE NOT READY FOR S-7—1 COLLEGE LIFE PLAYERS: Join our effort Please send information on: “Ohhhno. .” HERMAN: “Sal, how much in raising funds □ Diocesan Priests □ Religious Priests did we spend on beer for the □ Brothers □ Nuns □ Lay Ministries rally?” for the Kennedy Center SAL MASTROPOLE (AD­ N a m e______VISOR): “$116.” in Bridgeport.* NOT READY FOR COLLEGE A d d re s s ______LIFE PLAYERS: “$116?” SAL: “Yes, for two kegs of Get Involved!! Heineken, $58 a keg. Council C ity —------— S ta te ______ZIP went firs t class.” Drop by and support us. VOCATIONS COMMITTEE/SUPREME COUNCIL HERMAN: “First class. Did *A self-supporting workshop for the Mentally you write that down George?" Retarded of Bridgeport. K n i G H T S o f coium eus m I was stunned. This was an New Haven. CT 06507 w” THE SCRIBE MARCH 13,1980 Student Council hung

on Anti-Draft issue • • • 1 wsieflUBe htfs except Schine, Bodine and doseon March 29. AH halts wilt reopen April 6. Residents who FROM PAGE 1 muststSy on campus and d o not live in either Schine. Bodine or allotment was made of $510 to Herman interrupted saying, mixers just to socialize,” said RenoaiNjre responsible to locate a space in the residence halls. the Cinema Guild for the “This is no place for an Kevin Ruther. Pick up a consent form frbni the receptionist or from theO ffice of Regional Student Academy argument . . . I have the floor. And so the meeting ended, Residence Hails to Seeley Hall. This form is to be completed with Awards. There w ill be 10-15 film s Does anybody want to say with a formal invitation to the the two people w hd« room you w ill be using. During the week of entered by UB students. The anything?” And so the meeting Scribe staff to attend next week, March 24-28, please report to to leave your consent winner will go to California for moved on. same place, same time. form, a $5 key depoeit, and you w ill receive a front door key. For the national awards. During open discussion, aH Schine, Bodtoe and Rermeil residents if you are staying, In regard to the rally held in Council directed its attention to While Student Council kept please also report to Seeley Hati to receive your vacation front protest of the attempt to raise the possible change of drinking their “ norm” of inactivity alive, door key. Each night costs $8. All residence hall front door locks the drinking age, there was a age in Connecticut. Dan their were signs on campus this win be changed during this vacation period. For more information small heated discussion over MacMoran commented, “ I don’t week that a new group of active pieaae contact Jane Rosemanatx-4824, whether the minimal number go to mixers to get drunk, I go to students leaders have arrived. that turned out did so for the socialize.” I Photo rally itself or for the beer. “Then maybe they’ll have The Students for Progressive TheOffice of Communications is sponsortog l jphotography Action or the UB Students for contest for interested students. The contest which starts im­ World Peace, two names the mediately wifl and ©n Apr| f8, «nd awards be presented oh U.8. Ucmm #628 group works under has begun a April ia campus anti-draft registration Entries should be to black and white mounted or unmounted MONO crusade which includes an anti­ prints. Names should not appear mi photos. Entry blanks, forms, WE WANT IT! draft teach-in in the Student and photos should be submitted to the Bt$8eatioft8 Office cm Center on March 19 and a the third floor of Cortright Half. 1 "March on Washington” , March STUDENTS URGENTLY NEEDED Prizes will be $26 gift certlficMee fimn Jay James 22. Photography. j FOR IMPORTANT NEW PROJECT The four categories will be campus, ciassroo s, and The group is beginning to M U grand prfeeof $50 w ill be gain heavy student support as You may qualify for this was shown Monday and plasma donation program if: Tuesday when the group gathered over 500 signatures on to You have had MONO in past 8 weeks. anti-draft registration petitions please corn You are otherwise in good health. that will be sent to President as possible. Jimmy Carter. You are 18 or older & reliable. The Students for | S * Progressive Action meet on March 19, THIS PROGRAM WILL BE FINANCIALLY Wednesday’s at 3 p.m. in the REWARDING IF YOU QUALIFY. 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BY TIM KELLY stay healthy is td keep his/her K cause a person to run the risk SPECIAL TO THE SCRIBE weight in the normal range. of health problems caused by Alcohol as part of the diet is Smoking has a worse effect vitamin toxicity. Also a high as­ conducive to good health in that upon the heart than it does on pirin Intake will inhibit the ab­ it has a protective effect against the lungs and smoking one pack sorption of ascorbic acid (vita­ heart disease. This was one of of cigarettes a day has the min C). the ten basic points for main­ equivalent negative effect as As President Miles so accu­ taining good nutrition presented being 15-20 pounds overweight. by Dr. Rivlin Thursday night at rately observed, Dr. Rivlin pre­ the inauguration of UB’s Nutri­ The American diet is com­ sented an excellent example of good teaching. He addressed tion Institute. Now before you posed of 40-50% fat, and that his subject with authority yet he go out and get loaded to cele­ value should be only 25-30%. did It in a light-hearted manner brate this encouraging bit of in­ Excess fat contributes to arterio­ with many humorous interjec­ formation, one must remember sclerosis, breast cancer, and tions. It was truly a learned and Hall at 830 p m Admission that too much alcohol causes cancer of the colon. Individuals interesting lecture. cancer of the liver and inhibits should have more fiber in their ANNUAL JR MUSIC F£ the metabolism of certain vita­ diets, for this will greatly reduce Special credit for the from 9:30 to &30 pm mins. the risk of cancer of the lower di­ phenomenal attendance (full Some of the other interesting gestive tract. Taking excessive house with limited standing points presented by Dr. Rivlin in­ amounts of fat soluble vitamins room only) must go to Dr. Wes­ cluded: the single most impor­ (example: the popular new ley Menzel and Mrs. Ann Perry tant thing a person can do to mega-vitamins) like A, D, E, and for all their behind-the-scenes efforts which made the evening such'a success. The turnout and MASS w ill be celebrated at 11 post-presentation enthusiasm provided a very impressive and ANNUAL JR. MUSKS FESTIVAL w ill be held from ffc encouraging departure point for n. to the Bernhard Center RecitaiHaH.il the Institute for Nutrition Stud­ Th U will be shown taljief ies. rtf* nrti a * o M MOfTiloSKjn 13 e f>w WUit UCRpi >on In the Newman Center. SAtBfMiL W i* Newman < 8 p.m. in Georgetown Hall

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Application blanks from: Pro-Director, L.S.E.. Houghton Street London WC2A 2AE, England. Please state whether junior year or postgraduate. 6 THE SCRIBE MARCH 13,1980 *■ Scribe Editorial Section Editorials Letters Columns Real Student Leaders Letters... By all indications, Students for Pro­ leaders. gressive Action’s first day as an active group But it doesn’t take much of an effort to on campus proved that there is need for sign a piece of paper. Next week there will be student leaders on campus. two events that should be important to News Standards We were wondering there for a while. This anyone who opposes President Carter’s draft has been a school year without student registration proposal. Wednesday there will TO THE EDITOR: leaders and we were beginning to wonder if be a rally in the Student Center between 3 Congratulations! For some time now the staff of The Scribe has there really was such a need. Sure, we have p.m. and 5 p.m. This rally will be an in­ been striving to lower the quality of journalism on this campus. Now you have finally succeeded. Student Council, but they have distinguished formative event that will precede the March themselves as the best comedy group on I once thought that the function of a campus newspaper was two­ 22 March on Washington. Universities and fold. First, to keep the student'body, faculty, etc., abreast of news campus. organizations from all over the country which and events of the university. Second, to offer members of the De­ With a table set up in the basement of the oppose the draft registration will' be partment of Journalism (and other interested persons) the oppor­ Student Center, Students for Progressive represented at this march. Students for Pro­ tunity for hands-on experience. Action gathered more than 500 signatures on gressive Action are sponsoring a trip to Addressing the first function as stated above I Would like to say a petition against draft registration. Maybe Washington. We urge students who oppose that, well, you try. I understand that finding new stories on a weekly students at this University aren’t so apathetic this registration rhetoric to go to Washington basis can sometimes be difficult. Might I suggest one idea how­ after all; maybe all we needed was student to deliver this essential message. ever? Try reporting more of the positive activities on campus along­ side the omnipresent tuition increase. True, as a private university we are incredibly apathetic (ugh, there is that word again) but there are groups and individuals who are struggling to make their college To Your Health experiences worthwhile. Possibly with more "Positive Reporting” We hate to bring up the topic of apathy and the morale of the University will climb and apathy will retreat into ob­ courses provide material which is immediate­ livion where it belongs. I’m dreaming you say. Perhaps. But not giv­ lack of student involvement again, but the ly relevant to the average student. The Nutri­ ing it a chance is apathy at its worst. student body should be informed of another tion Institute provides courses which are an While I congratulate you on your attempt at least to report the missed opportunity. In spite of the excellent impressive asset to the transcript of any news of the University, I now turn to beratement of the quality of that turn-out at the inauguration of the Nutrition major as well as beneficial to anyone con­ reporting. I can’t help wondering what kind of future journalists we Institute Thursday night, we were disappoint­ cerned about their own health. are producing at this school after reading some of the material that ed to see that only a handful of undergrad­ has been printed in The Scribe recently. Is this writing the product of uates showed up. The vast majority of the The Institute for Nutrition Studies is anoth­ our Journalism Dept.? I certainly hope not. And if members of the audience were professional people and grad­ er factor which makes UB lucrative to pros­ Journalism Dept, are not involved with The Scribe, I ask: Why not? uate students. Those few who did attend per­ pective freshmen. We hope that current stu­ Lord knows they need the help. (Who? The members of the Journal­ haps heard one of the most interesting and ism Dept.?—ED.) Either way, the newspaper has certainly failed in dents w ill recognize this opportunity for a re­ its second function as I have described it. enjoyable presentations that they are likely to freshingly pertinent and interesting educa­ The lack of quality I refer to has been amply demonstrated in re­ ever hear. tional opportunity. The inauguration is over cent issues. First of all I would like to question the judiciousness of For those of you who missed the inaugura­ and the distinguished Dr. Rivlin has left. In the little “one-liners” by the Editor following letters. Most of these tion, you still have a chance to get involved in his wake stands an Institute designed to witty remarks show a stupidity that one would not expect to find on the most progressive program on campus. meet the health and nutritional education a college campus. Some of them are downright ignorant and prejudi­ (Nutrition is required in the curriculum of needs of the community. It’s another exciting cial in their character. I find it extremely difficult to believe that this only half of the U.S. medical schools.) Few educational opportunity, UB. don’t miss it. kind of material actually makes it into print. Incredible — yet they ap­ pear. Also I would like to interject a quick comment on the lead article of the February 28, 1980 issue by George Dalek. I would expect Mr. Dalek, as news editor, to know that personal commentary has no place in a news article. That is why there are Editorial pages. Sure, I will admit that I get more than a little perturbed at the annual tuition increases and the general mismanagement of the University. But, again, the place for commentary is in an Editorial, not at the conclu­ sion of an article. In an attempt to conclude this letter I might entreat on you to con­ sider some last advice. Continuously editorializing about apathy tends to further increase it. The more people know that nobody else is doing anything the more they have an excuse not to do anything themselves. And although you may be thinking, “Who is this person to be giving advice?”, I still say to try the positive approach — it works. David J. Kent Marine Biology Major Bodine 769 (Cliff Coady replies) If you are to fully understand the recent changes in the SCRIBE format, you must: A) Have an educated understanding of journalism, B) an understanding of the variety of publications and their styles; and C) a sense of humor. You, Dave, apparently have none of these. The SCRIBE has recently begun a subtle yet needed change. We have decided to escape from the unchallenging style of straight news reporting (THE BRIDGEPORT POST) to a more risky and mature style of news analysis and commentary (like the VILLAGE VOICE). This explains George Dalek's story on tuition and our recent Student Council comedy reviews. Your reference to "those little one-liners” shows what happens when you take everything seriously. Those remarks are meant to show stupidity, ignorance and prejudice because they are re­ sponses to letters which are just that. Fear not, Dave, there is publication that meets all your standards of good journalism: the University Public Relations release. Iran Re visited TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: STUDENT CENTER CAFE:

We are holding 165 of your food trays hostage. If you want to see your trays returned unharmed, we are demanding that you bring back the hot lunch line.

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Commentary He’s so glad, he’s living in the USA By Herb Geller

As thq Advisor to the Scribe, I socialists, freemasons and destruction wrought by World mighty Soviet Union. Why is I am for detente, co-existence, have never believed it was anyone else who opposed him. W arli. Soviet Russia waging a war the SALT treaties, summit proper to comment on issues Mr. Wohl puts all the blame The Soviet Union on the other against the free Afghans? conferences and for anything that came up in the student for all of the current in­ hand occupied and still rules The answer must lie in what is else that would keep the peace newspaper. However in regard ternational troubles on the eastern Europe up to the Elbe beyond Afghanistan and this is of the world. But all these to Stephen Wohl’s Commentary United States and its policies River permitting only hard line the Persian Gulf, a target for measures of goodwill don’t on Soviet Russia and the 1980 and the Soviet Union is communist leaders to run these Russian expansion since the seem to be able to do anything Olympics, in the March 5 issue blameless. America has not countries. When mildly days of Czar Peter the Great. A to deter the Soviet Union from of the Scribe, I believe it is been wholly innocent in its dissident communists tried to naval base on the shores of the its course of aggression. important that another point of policies to other nations and head governments in Hungary Persian Gulf would give the view be presented. over the years we have done and Czechoslovakia they were Soviets a chance to dominate The Soviets had 62 years to Mr. Wohl claims the real some cruel things and some crushed in blood by the might of the vital lifeline of oil to the perfect their communist system reason why the United States stupid and misguided things to the Soviet armed forces. United States, western Europe of government but they still can’t feed their people without government does not want to other nations and peoples in every area of the world, and Japan. The United States importing millions of tons of participate in the Moscow particularly in Southeast Asia Latin America, the Middle East, could live without the oil, but American wheat. In the old days, Olympics is because we are But our sins are those of a Africa, Asia and Europe, it is the western Europe and Japan they were noted for their Gulag afraid that our athletes would flea compared to an elephant Soviet Union and its satellites couldn’t and this would give the Concentration camps which lose the Olympics and because when the great Union of Soviet including Communist Cuba Soviets economic control of Khrushchev pointed out killed we don't want American youth Socialist Republics is used as a which are trying to subvert or many free nations. millions of their people. Now and minority groups to see the comparison. take over previously in­ President Carter hasn’t they have a milder but still beauties and advantages of We demobilized and dependent states often by suggested bombings, threats of Soviet Communism. His view is eliminated our World War II armed- aggression. Every op­ ominous form of tyranny where war or other military retaliation civil rights including the right of frighteningly reminiscent of armed forces of 14 million men portunity is used to place pro as a means of countering this dissidents such as Mr. Wohl are some opinions expressed in the and women at a time when we Soviet groups in control and massive and continuing threat. still non-existent. 1930s. had sole possession of the once they are in control, they All he has asked is that the The opinion back then was atomic bomb and potential become the merciless, ruling United States and other nations I don’t want war but I know military controf of the entire why should anyone oppose Nazi establishment. of the world boycott the that those who said before world. Germany and its program for Now after years of talk about Moscow Olympics and that World War II that they would America gave independence conquest. After all, Hitler made detente, co-existence, peace Americans register for the draft never fight for Danzig, wound up the trains run on time and to the Philippines, its only major and friendship, the Soviet Union to show this country is still fighting for Pearl Harbor. The colonial possession and gave achieved zero unemployment as for the first time has openly sent willing to maintain its armed only way to counter the threat is Mr. Wohl points out in his billions of dollars to western its troops into a neighboring forces. Registration doesn’t to show that we are strong and Europe and Asia, even offering it commentary on Soviet Russia. country. The mountainous, mean we would have a draft but united and hope that some day to the Soviet Union, so that What difference did it make if backward, semi-tribal state of it is a step the Soviets would the massive Soviet tyranny will these countries could rebuild Hitler persecuted and murdered Afghanistan is not a threat to the note. collapse internally. Jews, Catholics, liberals, their economies after the \ Commentary The Message of Christ By Rev. Carol Decker the “authority” of his teaching arrogant for me to try to sum­ 4) We have to take God seri­ (This is the fourth in a series of earthly communities, we or in the power of his healing, or articles about Jesus of Naz­ marize his message in a few must have no other Gods, ously and be responsible for our decisions. There are in the depths of His compas­ areth.) words, for me the essence of it but Him, with all that im­ sion. A select few, like the disci­ is as follows: many stories of faithless plies. ples at the transfiguration, 1) It is based on the over­ servants, neglected talents, “The Kingdom of God is like 3) Our task is to reach out in shared amazing mystic whelming reality of God, unready virgins, unre­ this. . Jesus used to say, and His loving spi/it, to care for moments when this truth burst went on with a kaleidescope of who creates, loves, cares the earth and its people, sponsive guests who are "cast out into the outer into their consciousness. But vivid images of seeds, farmers, for, and constantly reaches individuals and social struc­ after his death and the events darkness” with “crying and housewives, sheep, servants, out to,us and all people. Our tures. We must make re­ that followed, the conviction vines, camels, and so on. Pulled awareness of God’s love sponsible use of the talents gnashing of teeth.” But God, not ourselves, is the grew with experience. Through tbgether, along with his other gives life value, purpose, and opportunities He has the merging of the human and meaning, and a joyous fear­ ultimate judge. We have to teachings, they form a complex given us, to work for His the divine in the Person of mosaic, a message of many less freedom. causes of peace, justice, live as faithful as we can to God’s call for our lives — Jesus, the Christ, God’s love dimensions. All our lives we 2) We respond to God’s love wholeness, healing. This is and God’s power filled — and struggle with their implications with trust, obedience, and a often a tough and lonely and leave the rest up to God. fills — the hearts of his follow­ for us as our experiences un­ giving of ourselves. We road, for Jesus’ followers ers, transforming their lives. fold. The pieces come together open ourselves up to Him, are frequently at odds with Somewhere along the way Jesus became identified with How does this happen? More in varying patterns in different so that His power and direc­ the society they live in, coming. individuals, different traditions, tion can fill our lives. And sometimes even subver­ the message he preached. For different eras. Though it may be though we live fully in our sive. some people it showed first in Next week: “The Movement”

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Harold Clurman is much more than your or­ Clurman was appointed as executive consultant dinary director. If his picture doesn't convince you, of the Repertory Theatre of Lincoln Center in 1963. perhaps his credits will: FHm: In 1946, Clurman directed “ Deadline at On Stage: Debuted in a walk-on role in “The Dawn” for Rko Studios. Saint,” 1924. Appeared in “ Caesar and Cleopatra,” 1925; “Goat Song,” 1926; “Juarez and Activities: Clurman served as theatre critic for Maximiliian,” 1926; “ Spread Eagle,” 1927; stage Nation (1953), New Republic (1948-53), Tomorrow managed "The Garrick Gaieties,” 1926. Founded (1946-52), London Observer (195963) and reader for the Group Theatre (1931) where he directed the Theatre Guild (1929-31). “ Awake and Sing,” 1935; “ Paradise Lost,” 1935; He was the Andrew Mellon lecturer at Carnegie “ Golden Boy,” 1937; "Rocket To The Moon,” 1938; Institute (1962-63) on “ The World o f Theatre.” “ The Gentle People,” 1939; “ Night Music,” 1940 Since 1954, he has conducted classes for and “ Retreat to Pleasure,” 1940. professional actors. Published Works: Clurman has contributed He also directed "Beggars Are Coming to articles to Harper’s Bazaar, Theatre Arts, and the Town," 1945; "A ll My Sons,” 1947; “ The Whole New York Times. His published books include World Over,” 1947; "The Young and Fair,” 1948; “The Fervent Years: The Story of the Group “Montserrat,” 1949; “The Member of the Wed­ Theatre,” “ Lies Like Truth: Theatre Reviews and ding,” 1950; “ The Bird Cage,” 1950; “ The Autumn Essays,” "On Directing” and “All People Are Garden,” 1951; “ Desire Under the Elms,” 1952; Famous." . . . and who is Harold Lamport “The Time of the Cuckoo,” 1952; “The Emperor's Clothes,” 1953; “ Ladies of the Corridor,” 1953; Awards: Clurman received the George Nathan The Harold Lamport Visiting Professorship, currently sponsor­ “ Mademoiselle Columbe,” 1954 and “ Bus Stop,” Award in 1959 for his book "Lies Like Truth . . . ” ing the Harold Clurmanwisit, was established by the Lamport 1955. and the Donaldson Award for his direction of Foundation and Mrs. Golden S. Lamport of Westport. In honor of “Members of the Wedding.” He was made a the late Dr. Lamport, this professorship is provided to students He directed “ Tiger at the Gates,” 1955; “ Pipe Chevalier of the French Legion of honor in 1959 and faculty as an opportunity to become involved with the profes­ Dream,” 1955; “ The Waltz o f the Torreadors,” 1957; and has a New York theatre bearing his name. sional activities 6f a visiting artist, scholar or playwright. “ Orpheus Descending," 1957; “ The Day the Education: Attended Columbia University, 1921; Dr. Lamport, a noted scientist and distinguished professor of Money Stopped,” 1958; “A Touch of the Poet,” University of Paris diplome 1923; attended the biophysics and physiology, was known throughput the world for 1958; “The Cold Wind and the Warm,” 1958; Vieux-Colombier (1923) where he studied with his medical research. He was instrumental in the development of “Sweet Love Remembered,” 1959; “Jeanette,” Jacques Copeau. Studied with Richard the space suit which made lunar landings possible, and he wrote 1960; “ A Shot in the Dark,” 1961 and "Judith,” Boleslavsky in 1927 at the American Laboratory prolifically on finance, science, literature, ecology, population 1962. Theatre. control and theatre. His work was published in more than fifty magazines including the Saturday Review. Lamport was very interested in all aspects of theatre and served on the educational committee of AFTRA.

Heartaches of a Pussycat The cat’s a dog!

BY LAURIE HOFFMA The streets of London and the rooms of the serve to lengthen the play. Characters are introduceu ARTS STAFF luxurious English home are naturalized through for no apparent reason and the audience is forced to lighting and sophisticated scrims, although little or deal with their personalities and the problems they “ ‘May God travel with you.’ ‘Why not? He travels no props or material sets are used. create. with the best circles.’ ” Well, if God travels with the The play deals with a hodgepodge of themes, none best circles in New York, He won’t be seeing Alfredo Arias’s inspiration for these animal heads comes of which carry through to the end. Religion is Rodrigues Arias’s “ Heartaches of a Pussycat.” from the 19th century drawings by J. J. Grandville. touched upon and someone says "Don’t wet the Arias then collaborated with the master mask maker Bible.” That’s the end of that. Arias does poke fun at Arias’s Argentinean production group comes to of Europe, Rostislav Doboujinsky, who also designed the rich and at their social circles for a good part of New York from Paris. This satirical comic romp the animal heads for the film “The Tales of Beatrix the play. Marriage for money and social standing is through high society London centers around lavish Potter.” Arias then searched for a suitable theatrical also dealt with, but not in any significant way. Also masks and detailed backdrops. The actor's faces are adaptation and found Balzac's "Pines do Coeur” the bitter truth that beauty triumphs even with a lack hidden behind fur and whiskers for the entire per­ (Heartaches). Arias wanted to use these masks as the of intelligence or good will can be caught in a few formance yet they are dressed in 19th century ^theatrical force, so the plot and the action suffer. passing lines. English attire. Their life-like masks were the in­ spiration for the production as all of the other Much of the play’s fault lies in the technical dif­ It is obvious that Arias has concentrated on his aspects of the show are sadly neglected. ficulties the elaborate masks create. Many lines are animal heads and let the cast do as they wish with muffled, and the audience has to strain their hearing their lines and characters. The story is weak from the The plot evolves around Beauty, an orphaned just to keep up with the lame plot. Also, the mouths start, and neither Arias nor his cast does anything to kitten bom in Ireland. The poor yet beautiful kitten is of the masks move for some characters sometimes help it along. After seeing the costumes there is taken in by a crow, Aunt Abagail. Beauty is whisked and not at all for others, so the audience is left nothing else to look at. off to London to become refined. She quickly loses scanning the stage to find who is speaking. This is her urge to excrete publicly and to pick her nose. further complicated by several female roles played by The group calls itself TSE, but even the founder, Beauty is married to an aged, rich neutered tomcat, male actors who neglect to change their voices. Alfredo Rodriguez Arias, cannot explain the title. The Sir Midas. The image of her high society life with Sir Another flaw is the poor use of the stage. Seventy- group was formed in 1966 in Argentina and they Midas is achieved with the introduction of various five percent of the action takes place in front of a arrived in Paris in 1970. Producer Kim d’Estainville dogs, birds, mice and a fox. Beauty finds the scrim which leaves only one-third of the stage open. brought “ Heartaches of a Pussycat” to the Shiraz romance Sir Midas cannot give her in a suave tomcat At times seven to ten characters are standing in line, Festival and ran it in Paris for over 12 months. The of the London streets, Brisque. A nephew of Sir fluttering back and forth, upstaging and muffling play toured Europe and was presented at last year’s Midas, Captain Pack, is also in love with Beauty. lines to try to achieve space. There is a touch of Captain Pack slays Beauty’s lover in a fit of jealousy singing and dancing, too. The choreographer, Marilu Edinburgh Festival before coming to New York. The actors are no longer all South American, as they have on the eve of their planned escape. Alas, Beauty is Marino, who also plays Beauty, has the animal characters jumping across the stage in a variety of been joined by several French, Columbian and not daunted, she leaves Sir Midas for the English American actors. countryside where she writes a best-selling novel — simple movements. Silly - kicking and hopping Heartaches of a Pussycat. She then uses her money routines are used in place of any interesting numbers “ Heartaches of a Pussycat” opened last night at to erect a statue of her true love, Brisque, or Puss in that could be created for these unusual dancers. the Anta Theatre. Perhaps its nine lives will be Boots. The story itself has several side plots which only shortened to one night. MARCH 13,1980 THE SCRIBE ARTS Marie and Bruce

BY DOUGLAS E. MOSER Marie, the next we’re outraged tion often found in the camera­ ARTS STAFF at his patronizing attitude. As work of Minnelli. In Wallace Shawn's “Marie the evening progresses, Marie’s Louise Lasser makes her re­ and Bruce,” a married couple decision to tell Bruce it’s all over turn to the New York stage truly grapples with a serious, debili­ becomes more urgent. At a rewarding for the audience. In a tating addiction to love. They are Chinese restaurant they have a manner apparent in her work in contemporary, urban misfits, by showdown; each character is “ Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman,” category, and their marriage is seen in a more vulnerable light. she mixes pathos with comedy. suffering because of a growing Shawn's play works on vari­ Her husky voice can sink to a crevice between their ideals and ous levels. His expository soft stage whisper and then sud­ reality. The play, which closes scenes and monologues con­ denly shoot up to a loud roar this Saturday at the Public The­ stantly wind down to subtle, that reverberates throughout the atre in New York City, is a pain­ dark metaphors. At the begin­ theatre. Naturally, her comic tim­ ful, yet occasionally hilarious ex­ ning of the play Marie informs ing iS impeccable, and her amination of a failing relation­ us she’s thrown out Bruce’s sense of humanity is always ship. It offers a variety of tough typewriter because it was old truthful. When Lasser cries, we questions, and seeks to provide and made too much noise. Later first hear it in her voice, see it in explanations, if not answers, for she tells us Bruce broke down her eyes, and then watch her why these questions arise. and cried because he couldn’t face crumble into a pathetic At the opening of the play, retrieve the precious machine. image of fear and doubt. Marie (Louise Lasser) sits up in The object is clearly more dear As Bruce, Bob Baiaban is dis­ bed and addresses the audi­ to him than his wife, and her dis­ tinctly non-descript when the ence. She is sick of her hus­ regard for it is obviously due to play opens. But that facade band, we learn, and wants to lack of insight. With moments slowly slides away to reveal a leave him. When Bruce (Bob Bal- such as this, and more character who is at first antag­ aban) awakens and begins his specifically with the closing onizing, but still somewhat allur­ morning routine, Marie hurls a monologue, “ Marie and Bryce” ing. The interplay between Baia­ chain of obscenities at him. But begins to resemble the works of ban and Lasser is always believ­ Bruce’s response is silence. Kafka, with its brooding sense able; we recognize their symp­ “ I’m only a person,” he tells her. of despair and alienation. toms, and long for some resolu­ In anger, she retorts “Oh, is that Wilford Leach has directed tion. . .. without pigtails! it? ... I thought you were-a little this work with the utmost preci­ shit, you cock-sucking turd.” sion in capturing a flowing, The lighting by Martin Tudor The response is even more dis­ graceful rhythm. Marie's many is exceptionally simple, but She sits, knees folded up underneath her, on the set chair and arming: “Yes, darling.” It’s a monologues blossom from the always effective. The atmos­ an otherwise empty stage of the Public’s Newman Theatre. She’s dead-end street; the two have action with the greatest ease. phere of a Chinese restaurant is gained at least forty pounds since I had last seen her a year ago reached an impasse. And yet, Mannequins are cleverly used in remarkably well reproduced with in Herb Gardner’s “The Goodbye People” in Westport.The long they go on, pretending that the party scene to augment the the aid of functioning fluores­ red pigtails are gone; indeed, the red hair has been replaced by a there is something to gain if crowded look and add to the cent fixtures that drop from the smoky yellow. She is also much more at ease with herself than they just hold on. sense of alienation. flies. the diminutive “waif” who nervously signed autographs a year The two go to a cocktail party Leach, who also designed the “Marie and Bruce” is a mod­ ago. The new Louise Lassen an open, warm woman who has that night, and Shawn is given set along with Jim Clayburgh, ern love story that can’t help but taken that important leap from pop artist to serious actress. It the opportunity to unleash hi6 has achieved a sweeping grace be brutal. The characters suffer­ suits her well. wicked sense of humor on that is more common to cinema ing from inner dissension are "My hair’s not really pink ... I got make-up in it.” These, her “ polite society.” The results are than theatre. The set, which is symptomatic of our times. Al­ first words, are the type one might expect from Mary Hartman, amazing. The party is populated little more than a wall with a though it closes in two days, I but they are simply warm-up to a stimulating two hours of conver­ with boorish businessmen and door, mounted on a dual- urge everyone to see "Marie and sation. As she bums cigarettes from the various members of the spacey artists. The play is con­ rotating stage, becomes the vari­ Bruce” now. For all its dispar­ small audience (twenty or so ) of college reporters, she speaks stantly reversing emotional ous interiors in the play. The set aging wit, the play is still an about her various methods of researching and creating a role. trends. One minute we’re laugh­ frequently revolves during the interesting view of a common She also tells various anecdotes about her life as an actress, and ing at Bruce’s treatment of play, given the sense of exhilara­ problem w ith love. about her ideal of good theatre: The Public. “This was the dream ... I would have worked here for noth­ ing,” she tells us. “ It’s nice to work pure.” She revels in the pub­ lic's spirit. “ No one gets paid over four hundred dollars a week... I was surprised when I learned I was earning more than one twenty-five!” In Louise's opinion, The Public is a haven for the The Go-between creative artist, a place where anyone who really wants to work in the art should go. One of the reporters asks Louise if sne considers herself the embodiment of the contemporary artist. “ I don’t know about that ... I always identified with the heroes in movies like ‘Breath­ less.’ ” She does consider herself a “ product of an analytic era ... Critics always talk about my sense of isolation. I guess that’s what they mean.” She’s come a long way from the days when she was Dorothy in The Cinema Department presents its fourth installment in their ‘Revisiting the Seventies’ series: the Broadway show, "The Wizard of Oz.” After a year-long hiatus Joseph Losey's “The Go-Between.” that followed her two-year stint with “ Mary Hartman,” she’s ready Set in tum-of-the-century England, it tells the story of a little boy who unwittingly becomes the go- to work again. She completed a starring role in Marty Feldman’s between for the daughter of a wealthy family he is visiting and the low-class neighboring farmer she “ In God We Trust,” a bit part in Woody Allen’s new film (she was loves. Its consequences unfold with rare sensitivity and passion. The screenplay was written by Harold once married to him), and can currently be heard as the voice of Pinter. It stars Julie Christie and Alan Bates. the computer in Marshal Brickman’s “ Simon.” Along with these “The Go-Between” will be shown in the Recital Hall of the Bernhard Arts and Humanities Center to­ projects and, of course “ Marie and Bruce,” she's been preparing morrow and Saturday evening at 8:30 p.m. Admission is only $1. for “An Evening with Louise Lassen the Woman Behind the Pig­ tails.” This is the show Louise hopes will reach various types of peo­ ple across the country. “ It’s more than a lecture... we want it to be fun.” Lasser1 s story is not unique, but she is willing to discuss her Shakespeare schedule emotional problems that stemmed from the pressures of “ Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.” She will also screen some clips from The American Shakespeare bows in as he performs Tevye in run through May 23. Also in May, her favorite episodes of that show, along with clips from her Theatre in nearby Stratford has “Fiddler on the Roof.” Running Patrice Munsel appears in a film s. announced its Spring Schedule for only eight performances, the revival of the Broadway musical, After the group disperses, I go up and thank Ms. Lasser for the of events. Music, drama and musical features such song “Marne.” The limited perform­ entertaining evening. I assure her that the “ Mary Hartman” fol­ comedy are included in their up­ favorites as “If I Were a Rich ances run May 27 through June lowing is not just the housewives from Newark. She smiles, rubs coming season. Man” and “Sunrise, Sunset.” 1. A special event at the her teeth with a forefinger and says, “Well, tell everyone you Tomorrow, the musical ver­ Also in April is a special per­ Shakespeare Theatre is a one- know to come to City Hall. We want an intelligent audience." She sion of the Victor Herbert clas­ formance of Sarah Caldwell’s night performance by country then thanks me for the evening. Of course, I’m too proud to admit sic "Babes in Toyland” will re­ New England Opera production singer Hank Williams, Jr. He will I’m a die-hard fan. turn for a limited seven-perform­ of “ Die Fledermaus.” This one- appear on May 15. “An Evening with Louise Lasser The Woman Behind the Pig­ ance run. This version has been night event takes place on April For information and reserva­ tails” will be presented March 16 at Town Hall — 123 West 43rd created by Sid and Marty Krofft 25 at 8 p.m. tions for any of the Spring Sea­ St. — tickets are available by calling Chargit (212) 239-7177. of “ H.R. Pufnstuff” fame. A new production of the son’s shows, call the theatre’s One of the longest running Shakespearean classic “ Mac­ box o ffice at 375-5000 or 966- —D.E.M. shows in the history of Broad­ beth" opens at the theatre on 3900. Ticket prices range from way is next on the Shakespeare May 5. Presented for the Stu­ $5.00 to $14 depending on the Theatre's bill. Theodore Bikel dent Audience Season, it will show. 10 THE SCRIBE MARCH 13,1980 ARTS T------r M |jS |G r e v i e w J_____ L- J BY ROBERT MOORE ment? Am I really dying? and Mother, should I build a him, he is still functioning in the real world. In the out­ The Wall is a monumental album in both content and wall? She answers him with these lines: Hush now, side world, the aforementioned war is about to end. This scope. In many ways it outshines another classic album baby, don’t you cry/ Momma’s gonna make all your is demonstrated in the next two pieces called “Vera” which is also a product of this talented ensemble (i.e. nightmares come true/ Momma’s gonna put all of her (about Vera Lynn) and "Bring the Boys Back Home.” Dark Side of the Moon). The Wall is a better album be­ fears into youI Momma’s gonna keep you right here Pink has been carrying on by having a successful career cause of its story, message, and beautiful use of the under her wing/ She won’t let you fly but she might let as a rock star. But his world is now so confused and he song “ Another Brick in the Wall" as a reprise. you singI Oh babe, of course Momma's gonna help you cares not for the life he is presently living, so he needs a On two other recent Pink Floyd albums they have build a wall. helper. This is told to us through floating lyrics in the given us a nihilistic view of life. On Dark Side of the With these words Waters gives us a vivid picture of hauntingly beautiful song, “Comfortably Numb.” The Moon words rwound as in this passage: For long you someone who is unfit to raise a child. Pink is so con­ song tells us of his doctor coming in before the concert live and high you fly/ But only if you ride the tide/ Bal­ fused by all this and Waters gives him the perfect end­ and shooting him with a drug. There is no pain, you are anced on the biggest wave/ You race towards an early ing line for the song: Mother, did it need to be so high? receding/ A distant ship smoke on the horizon/ You are grave. Roger Waters, who is the key songwriter, writes Pink grows through a war which is told in the song, only coming through the waves/ Your lips move but I of how hopeless life is and that all our attempts to better “Goodbye Blue Sky.” All along he has continued to can’t hear what you sayI When I was a child I caught a life are futile. This idea is demonstrated in the song build his wall higher and thicker but never a space for a fleeting glimpse out of the comer of my eye/1 turned to “Time” — And you run and you run to catch up to the door. This is told to us in the eerie song, "Empty look but it was gone/1 can not put my finger on it now/ sun but it's sinking/ And racing around you to come up Spaces," when Pink asks: How shall I fill the final The child is grown, the dream is gone/1 have become behind you again/ The sun is the same in a relative way places?/ How shall I complete the Wall? This question is comfortably numb. but you’re older/ Shorter of breath and one day closer to acutely answered for him in the next song, “One of My Side four starts with “The Show Must Go On” in death. Turns,” when his wife leaves him. Day after day love which Pink asks: Do I have to stand wide-eyed in the This bleakness continues on the next album, Wish turns grey/ Like the skin of a dying man. In this song we spotlight/ What a nightmare, Why! When he gets out on You Were Here. But with the success of Dark Side of the stage we have the song “ In the Flesh” and Pink tells the Moon, Waters now incorporates sarcasm into his lyrics audience that it’s not really him singing: I’ve got some which talk of reaching the top. In the song “Have a bad news for youI Pink isn’t well, he stayed back at the Cigar,” Waters writes: Everybody else is just green/ Have hotel. Pink then goes on to say: Are there any queers in you seen the charts/ It’s a helluva start/ It could be made the theatre tonight?/ Get them up against the Wall/ That into a monster if we all pull together as a team. The one looks Jewish and that one’s a coon ... another with chorus is just as mimicking: And did we tell you the spots/ If I had my way, I’d have all of you shot! name of the game boy/ We call it riding the Gravy Train. The wall of society has built up around Pink so that he Waters also take a slap at the phony people you meet at won’t register emotions. At this point Pink is disturbed the top, when he writes: Well I've always had a deep re­ by life and is more than sick of his wall. So he exhibits spect and I mean that most sincerely/ The band is just the above prejudices that are the characteristics of this fantastic that is really what I think/ Oh by the way, which wormly or depraved society. He lets go. one’s Pink. The following song is called “ Run Like Hell” where Waters brings in the hopelessness of life on this Pink is told: You better make up your face in your favor­ album in the song “Welcome to the Machine” : We’re ite disguise ... You better run all day and run alt night/ just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after And keep your dirty feelings deep inside. The ending of yearI Running over the same old ground/ What have we this song has sounds of a chase scene. The music itself found?/ The same old fears. is based on thundering drum and bass syncopated On Dark Side of the Moon the final line is depressing. are also introduced to a strange habit Pink exhibits beats and on top of that screeching tires are heard. On Wish You Were Here the last line is a mixture of when one of his Turns come on, i.e. he smashes T.V. Pink is caught and put in jail! I wanna go home/ Take optimism and pessimism: Come on you boy child/ You sets with an axe. off this uniform and leave the show/ But I’m waiting in winner and loser/ Come on you miner for truth and delu­ The following song, “ Don’t Leave Me Now,” tells us this cell because I have to know/ Have I been guilty all sion, and Shine. But, as you w ill see, the end of The Wall why Pink wants his wife to stay: I need you, babe, to put this time? gives us a line that has a glimmer of hope. through the shredder in front of my friends ... How The second to last song on this impressive album is The Wall is a biography of an artist, represented as a could you go when you know how I need you to beat to a an operatic march called “The Trial ” Pink has been put rock star. The album documents a misguided and pulp on a Saturday night ... Oh, babe, don’t leave me on trial because he has “shown feelings of an almost despair-ridden life of an artist from birth to a moralistic now. human nature” and his only defense is: Crazy toys in the rebirth. Along with telling the main story, the lyrics also These lines show just what type of person his mother attic/1 am crazy ... bars in the window ... over the rain­ give us indepth glances at: social man depicted as an and the schoolmaster have turned him into. Thus soci- bow ... I am crazy. The witnesses against him are as fol­ artist, society and its institutions, and the art of child ^ ety has affected him and built a guilt-ridden wall around lows: the schoolmaster I always said he'd come to no rearing. him. He has been beaten and protected to the point good/11 had my way I could have flayed him into shape; The Wall begins with the birth of our hero Pink, who is where he doesn’t even know how to properly show the his ex-wife: You little shit you’re in it now/ I hope they symbolized by a plane and then the sound of bombing beautiful emotion of love. throw away the key ..., and his mother. Come to dropping until finally we hear the sound of a baby crying. With the final brick now in place, Pink sings the song mother, let me hold you in my arms/1 never wanted him The next song is called “The Thin Ice.” In this piece we “Goodbye Cruel World.” This ends the first half of the to get in any trouble/ Worm your honour, let me take him hear the parents giving Pink foreshadowing advice album in which Pink, because of a rotten school teacher, home. The judge, who is called the Worm, represents a about life: If you should go skating on the thin ice of a harlot for a mother, and the advent of his wife leaving deviant society that operates in a winding and creeping modern life ... Don’t be surprised when a crack in the him, had to build his wall one brick at a time. Pink is now manner, sentences him to be exposed before his peers ice appears under your feet. completely surrounded by his wall, thus being emotion­ by tearing down the Wall. As Pink grows, society helps build a Wall around him. ally secluded from life. No one should have to live like I mentioned in the beginning that this album has a The first brick is put into place when his father leaves that and Waters is telling us so. happy ending and it does. You see, there are other peo­ the home and he is left to be raised by a mother who is “ Hey You” starts out the third album side. Pink sings ple, especially artist, outside the Wall and Pink now real­ less than competent. This is told to us in the song, “An­ this song from inside the Wall asking for someone to izes that he is not “crazy.” The lyrics in the ending song, other Brick in the Wall” (part 1). The next brick is put into help him get over the Wall: Hey you! Won’t you help me “Outside the Wall,” are somewhat ambiguous but the place by the schoolmaster and the educational system. to carry the stone ... Hey you! Don’t tell me there’s no essence is still discernible. No one can live a normal life In The Happiest Days of Our Lives, Waters writes: When hope at ail/ Together we stand, divided we fall. But no if they are pressured to live up to the standards which we grew up and went to school/ There were certain answer comes to our hero and he asks the question, Is are made by a hypocritical and corrupt society. If some­ teachers who would hurt the children in any way they Anybody Out There?, in the song of the same title. one is forced by society to build a wall, he is not only could ... (by) exposing every weakness. The third and He gets his reply in the next song appropriately hurting himself but those connected with him, too. most devastating brick is neatly tucked in by his over- called, “ Nobody Home.” In this song he speaks of the All alone or in twos the ones who really love protective mother telephone as his only connection with the outside world you/ Walk up and down outside the Wall... In the song “ Mother,” Pink asks her questions like: but no one ever answers it when he calls. after all it’s not easy, banging your head against Should I run for President? Should I trust the govern­ Even though Pink has this metaphoric wall around some mad buggers Wall. Gillespie works in Carlson Gallery “ Gregory Gillespie is an Ameri­ Canaday's summation of the Institute studying with several magic of art lie in the recreation Gillespie has combined various can realist of a prophetic kind. work of Gregory Gillespie, this leading abstract artists. After at­ of three-dimensional images on methods to create a solely auto­ Unlike the photorealists and hy­ year’s Dome Visiting Professor tending other art schools during two-dimensional surfaces. This biographical work. In it, one can perrealists, who have estab­ for Art. Gillespie’s work, a col­ the years following the heyday stems from his admiration and see a jade plant that was actu­ lished themselves as leaders in lection of various experiments in of Abstract Expressionism, he appreciation of such Renais­ ally painted by his wife, a por­ trait and sketches of his son Vin­ the pendulum-swing away from both the realistic and abstract, moved to Italy in 1962, ju st as sance artists as Masaccio and cent, an0 a mannequin with a abstraction. Gillespie puts a and the juncture of the two, is Pop art was exploding on the Carlo Crivelli, as well as from in­ similar acutely detailed repro­ now on exhibit at the Carlson New York art scene. Unsatisfied tellectual consideration of such face colored by his daughter contemporary artists as Rausch- Lela The photograph on which duction of visual reality into the Gallery until March 18. Gillespie with the abstract art of that service of profound and often enburg and Johns Still, such Gillespie based this piece can works in various mediums, from period, Gillespie began his technical mastery is only a also be seen collaged and disturbing introspection. Noth­ oil to photography, often mixing search for more time-tested tra­ means by which Gillespie can flipped at the bottom of the ing in his work so much as sug­ them to create a fascinating dition and basis for his painting. express his personal ideas. His painting. gests the deadpan objectivity world in which images are con­ Both he and his wife Frances, works have often verged on the Gillespie always matches that masks whatever the photo- stantly defined and redefined in also a painter, and their two chil­ surreal in illustrating the con­ form and content to create a and hyperrealists have to say — terms of subjective reality. dren spent the next eight years scious, and subconscious dis­ vivid, personal realm of art that putes between Catholicism and surpasses the singularity of and what they have to say is, at in Italy. Gillespie became a Fel­ most, social comment rather Having grown up in New low at the American Academy sexual fantasies. either one. The exhibit of Greg­ Jersey, Gillespie spent three than intimate soliloquy.” during his stay in Rome. ory Gillespie’s work is open to years at Cooper Union and two In his painting “Studio Wall” the public now through March The above quotation is John years at the San Francisco Art For Gillespie, the mystery and which is on exhibit at the gallery, 18. MARCH 13,1980 THE SCRIBE 11 After Practice (he had class). Does anybody reading this play real well. game. How do you go about Most Hate Mail. Carlton Most Days on the Missing article know about a guy named Over the years Disco Johnny replacing a Johnny Lenz? Jeff Hurdle and Bruce Webster tied Persons List goes to Kevin John Lenz? No, he is not run­ Lenz has seen many great Holtz is a start. But can Steve for this category. (Most of the O’Neill for getting lost for a ning for President nor is he a players wear the U.B. Purple Rothstein help alleviate John's mail was from referees.) whole weekend. He also won candidate for the Senate. He is Knights basketball uniform. So loss. Breaking up Jeff and John Most Love Letters. Again the Poorest Excuse award. the voice of the Purple Knights to see who his all time greats is like breaking up Felix and Carlton Hurdle was a clear cut The Herman Award goes to basketball team. Just as Marv were, I decided to ask him to Oscar. See you later Disco winner averaging four more than Albert is identified with the make up an all star team. These Johnny. We will miss you one ill a game. Bill Orr for the “Youuuuuuuuu Rang?” Knicks, John Lenz is identified players played during his broad­ Most Likeable goes to Bobby The Doberman award for the w ith our U.B. Knights. John, casting years. I just knew that I Baktassarri. Everybody likes player Most Likely to Turn On after many years of hardships would be on it because how him, even guys. Sure Shots You goes to Mike Callahan. no tickets at the championship many other people do you know The Knockout Sock award The Kyle Maey award for the banquet, little or no spending that would write a story about a goes to Brim Moriarty. They Hot Dog, Apple Pie, Chevrolet money, getting thrown out of sportscaster, who is a senior, for Com er could be considered lethal and Buddy Bray goes to Clifford the motel rooms in the middle of just $20,000. weapons. He also wins Break Bray (who’s that). the day, a few places that had no Wind and Deny It award. Tricky 1st Team All Opposition |By Carlton Hurdle l Best Looking On or Off the phone lines available, and the was second. Ed Murphy Court goes to Carlton Hurdle. many days of missed classes) (although I hope not). Most Assists Without Dana Skinner Also, the Finest Player. and glories (two New England Now back to the important Meaning to Pass goes to Adrian Joe DeSantis Most Intelligent in School championships and a trip to the stuff. The Sureshot awards. Fletcher. Also the Most Days Hector Olivencia goes to Adrian Fletcher and final four), John is hanging up Most Vain goes to Kevin Without Changing Socks or Bill Zolga Paul Boeger. the U.B. microphone to go out in O’Neill for thinking that he looks Towels, (or shirts, or girlfriends). Andre Means Best Mustache and Beard, the world of the Marv Alberts, almost as good as I. 2nd Team All Opposition Most Days Practicing Without Mike Callahan. Biggest Head Buckey Waters (coach’s favorite Most Improved goes to Brian Cart Winfree Breaking a Sweat goes to Kevin goes to Kevin Buckley. guy), and Al Maguires. All that I Moriarty without a doubt. Charlie Wooten O’Neill. He also won the Most Stay tuned for part three of can say is good luck and that I (Adrian was always good.) Harold Driver Days Without Taking a Shower the awards next week. am glad that he was doing our B ill Worm games for as long as he did. He Cedric Cannon knew the team and was almost From U.B. 1st Team seen as a player by the team. Phil Nastu • •• and from gym And now that things are looking Gary Churchill up for the radio station as a Carlton Hurdle Attention all interested in join­ uate. KINGSMEN whole, John will not be there to Rick Diccio ing the Wrestling Club. If you enjoy the new benefits. After two full weeks of head Jerry Steurer are, call Nick Joroffolo or come to head competition, the teams John thinks so highly of his Frank G ugliotta down to a meeting at the Stu­ PUB partner, Jeff Holtz, that a person of the Missing Strokes and the Lee Hollerback dent Center tonite at 9:00 p.m. POETS are locked in a firs t place who didn't know them would Paul Zeiner The Lady Knight gymnastic THURSDAY NITE think they were gay just by the tie, each having accumulated 2nd Team team finished out their 1980 sea­ 67 points after four swim meets. way that they always com­ Colin Francis son with a victory over Long pliment each other. I can assure There are two regularly sched­ DANCE TO Al Bakunas Island University this past Satur­ you that they are not gay and uled matches to go and it will be Freddie Larkin day, 113-111. The team’s record that the compliments come difficult for any of the remaining Pete Diaz stands at 56. Freshman JoAnne teams to catch the leaders. The from the hearts, of both Jeff and Klein has been chosen to com­ THE DISCO John. John honestly thinks that John’s most memorable closest competition is the Aqua moments were the victory over pete in the Regional Champion­ Ducks with 19 points, followed Jeff is in the class of a pro ships at Penn State on March colorman. He also does play-by­ St. Joe’s, and the Cheyne State by the Coral Reefers and Wongs 21st and 22nd. JoAnne’s All- Laundry. SOUNDSOF Around combined season total was 5th out of approximately 17 Volleyball rosters are still schools in Division II. Beverly available at the WRC main desk. Mens intramurals Dunn, who competed in the All- The deadline is Friday, March SEDAT & CO. Around this year will be the lone 14, and play will begin on March BY IAN T. MURAL cut the lead to one. At this point gymnast on the squad to grad­ 18. Call 4460 for any questions. In an exciting, weil-played it appeared that the momentum game And One defeated the had swung since it was And One Nutcrackers in overtime, 76-70, applying pressure and playing to capture the Intramural Bas­ tough “D" while the Crackers ketball Championship. The missed shots, couldn’t convert underdog And One team, losing their free throws and seemed to by as many as 14 at one point, be confused. The lead see­ never lost their composure and sawed back and forth until 12 played a tenacious man-to-man seconds remained and the Nut­ defense which forced the de­ crackers were up 2. And One fending champs into many mis­ moved the ball to front court, takes down the stretch. It was called time-out, and set up their only the third loss for the Nut­ infamous last second play for crackers in the past two sea­ Jimmy Whelan, the game’s high sons; they went out like the scorer with 31 points. The play champions they were, refusing did not work out as it should to use the absence of star player have, w ith the result being a Ray Kelley as an excuse. It was “Hail Mary” shot from the indeed sweet revenge for And comer by Billy Rice which One, as they had bowed to the swished through with 4 seconds Nutcrackers 97-78 in last year’s remaining to tie the score. In the final. overtime, the Nutcrackers came After trading baskets in the out fired up and scored 2 quick opening minutes, the game ap­ hoops, but their hopes were peared as if it would be low scor­ stymied when both Gary Del ing, since both teams were tight Bruono and Kevin Osborne and numerous turnovers marked fouled out. Osborne and A.J. the early going. 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BYCUFFCOADY Knights must make up for the (Brower), he has to get his head Managing Editor graduation loss of Don Pouliot, together. He has a lot to learn to who was probably the finest pitch with his head. He’s got the Baseball Coach Fran Bacon catcher to wear a Purple Knight tools, no question about that. In doesn’t have the look of a man uniform. Pouliot’s value went fact, he’s quicker and stronger entering a very questionable very deep — team leader, great than Phil Nastu (former UB season. After last year’s cata­ defensive catcher, clutch hitter, pitcher now with the San Fran­ strophic 6-20 season, and some good handler of pitchers, etc. cisco Giants). But Nastu was key losses to graduation, one ... Jim Hodges has a great clever and he knew where to would expect to see a troubled, weight on his shoulders. pitch. Brower lets his. mind worried coach. “ If the season were to start to­ wander too much.” But Bacon is anything but The rest of the team, led by that as he enters his 11th sea­ day,” Bacon said, “then the job would be Jim Hodges'. I think he senior captain Greg Picher, at son here. Sitting in his office least seems able to give the last week* Coach Bacon ap­ has the ability to handle the position. He swings a good bat. Knights offensive and defensive peared relaxed, positive, and of consistency. Picher and Brower course optimistic. He’s big and strong and has all the tools. Right now, it’s just a will alternate at first, sopho­ “Baseball players are a mores Buddy Bray and Mark strange breed,’’ Bacon was matter of him becoming more aggressive. But it’s going to be Coelho will anchor second base saying. "They don’t sulk too and shortstop, and John Kieman long. They always come back at that position that could make or break this season.” will get a chance to plug up the you and whatever happened in hole at third base left by slugger the past is always forgotten. As always, the pitching situ­ ation offers some interesting Richie Cintron. They always think they’re going Veteran speedster Bruce questions. Can Chuck Kniffen to win until someone comes Brennan will lead the outfield in around and proves differently. be the ace and leader of an otherwise inexperienced staff? center as the other two slots re­ “Of course I’m optimistic, it’s main — battle between Can Charlie Brower finally come the only way to be,” Bacon went Rahusen, Drew Kostpolous and into his own and become the ef­ on. “People can say or think Mike Davis. Scot Thorton, who what they want but it all hap­ fective pitcher that many feel he is capable of? Can Derik was originally the center fielder, pens on the baseball diamond. I will be lost for at least the first Junior Scot Thornton out two weeks with injury Rahusen and Tony Gustitous think we .can win this season. two weeks of the season to a supply the Knights with pitching There are, still, some questions broken finger. depth? we have to look into.” As it stands now, Bacon is as The biggest question perhaps “Overall, it seems like we optimistic as ever. But just be­ Lady Knights: Visions has an answer which could dic­ have the talent in pitching on fore he left his office to go to tate the eventual success (or the team,” Bacon said. “We just baseball practice, he looked LISASAHULKA winning season goal; lack of it) for the Baseball have to get the arms together. back and said, “Then again, we SPORTS STAFF And as for the fact that the Knights this season. The And with the case with Charlie haven’t played any games yet.” teams still inside; Twas another pre-season “There’s running and drills softball interview, to this being done” , they cried; reporters dismay; What of the fact that last year Why and how do sports exist, Not a thing had happened the team choked in the end? since last Thursday; BY LISASAHULKA Practice they said will The bats and the balls were straighten that bend. SPORTS STAFF sports die? And will put in the equipment room with And what of the fact the “We created sport for the life. I mean, don't you wish you politics are involved in sports, care; same reason we created mastur­ basketball team just got there could call a time-out in life?” how sad it is that athletes may And the rest of the team had last week? bation, we like it.” She paused while the group not be going to the Olympics. left, leaving me with the pair; More talent around, they feel Jan Felshin blasted this gem laughed, and shook their heads But politics are involved in The pair were the captains, all through the still air of room 103 will help the team peak; in agreement quietly to them­ everything, why not sports? And high on the team; in the Jacobson Wing on Thurs­ So nothing’s amiss, I said selves, and then hit on the tppic those people who are upset by Letting visions of home-runs day night, and one big sigh of re­ w ith a sigh; of how sports exist. this are those unable to face the dance on the beams; lief rushed out through the audi­ They smiled serenely and said “Sports are a magic king­ myth, the lie that sports aren’t Melissa Marshall sat quietly ence. It wasn't going to be “We can’t lie”; dom,” she began, “that we have pure. The shit has got to hit the on the bench to my right, and another boring lecture. I perked up a little hoping to to agree on. If you don’t play ac­ fan because this Jockacrasy we Lana Hassler straddled the bench And so it wasn't. Felshin’s abandon the good; cording to the rules, it doesn't have created isn’t so clean.” and got in my light; quick, jabbing, yet subdued But what I heard made me count. If I ask how to play foot­ Felshin, now almost angry, And I asked them my style of speech combined with freeze where I stood; ball and you tell me you have to connected with a tender spot for questions as well as I could; her subject, “The Star Spangled “One of the bats has a half of put the ball over the goal line, the audience when she then But I already knew the an­ an inch crack; Sport,” held those attending in a swers weren’t going to be any and I get a tank you may not gave an example of how women Sad as it is, it will have to be hypnotic grasp, and never re­ good; want to play with me anymore. haven’t always been given a fair brought back,” leased them until she said, Of course they must think the “ Sports are also suppose to be deal. She pointed out any little My moment of glee had been “that’s it.” softball teams great; Inconsequential, with no long- boy is willing to play sports, but killed with this line; Her lecture basically dealt But what kind of article does range effects,” Felshin contin­ not so many little girls are will­ There’s still nothing wrong, with three broad topics. Why such information make; ued with a sarcastic grin. “If ing to put up with the shit. The and I’m running out of rhymes; sports exist, how sports exist, On and on they talked about someone is really hurt, people same situation, she continued, OK I asked, thinking this has and will sports die? Entwined al­ the skill of the group; run out like ants and get that exists with black people. It’s got to be it; ways in these ideas was the con­ With never a hint made that guy off the field because it’s great to be the fastest or the Finally on this pure face I cept of “The Star Spangled there might be some poop. only supposed to be a two-hour strongest as long as you’re thought I’d found a zit. Sport,” which is synonymous And their “Honored to be game. Nobody’s supposed to be white. What of the individuals, those with the “ideal version of captains,” they assured me hurt after it’s over. So “The Star Spangled Sport” talented in the field; sports.” By this the 48-year-old w ith glee; “So sports are supposed to doesn’t really exist. This ideal Surely they must find it dif­ doctor from Strausburg State “We don’t feel we’re better be pure. People have this image version of games just doesn't fic u lt to yield? was referring to society’s than the teams better could be.” of sports. I’d never step on a jive with the sad truth about our Softballs a team sport, I tendency to put sports on a ped­ basketball court with boots, be­ So what’s wrong with being estal. corrupt society. But still sports continued to explain; cause you just don’t step on that live, and millions of dollars are positive if its’ honest and true? “The point of my lecture is Playing w ith a team must be a holy terrain,” she said while excreted from those who have it Life would be beat if there that we as scholars must take a source of great pain; demonstrating how she steps to excrete. Sports seem almost wasn't good too; look at this phenomena where No, they said happily, a around the court by walking a untouchable but will they ever Of course to read the Scribe sports have become so impor­ problem that’s not; tightrope like line next to a small die? Felshin concluded her lec­ week after week you may feel; tant that to be an American you The teams all friendly and that wooden partition. “And you’d ture with that thought. That the writers see all life as must understand sports. It has means a lot; never let the ball bounce off the “You don’t have as much a realty bad deal; such a cultural importance it is Now I had had it, there's court in tennis, you have to try. drama in six months as you get So this week I'll try to go difficult to measure. For a long nothing to do; And it’s okay to run around in in one baseball game,” she said, along with the happy new pair; time, sports events beat out I can’t do this forever, or soon your underwear when you’re jog­ moving closer to the audience. For them the spring season church attendance. Why? Why, I’ll bore you; ging, and its okay to talk in “Most of our lives are boring, onng