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4 LEISURE DELHI TIMES, THE TIMES OF SUNDAY 25 MAY 2003

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DD I Haqeeqat Delhi Cantt ENGLISH FILMS (Raveena, Salman, Bobby Deol) Rivoli, Satyam C’- plexes (11 a.m. & 10 p.m.); ARMAAN: (Amitabh, 0830 Children Prog. 2100 Weekend at Sam- 1800 Raymond Trophy for JUNGLE BOOK 2: DT Cinemas (11.05 a.m., 2.30, sung IIFA Awards the Commonwealth Anil Kapoor, Preity Zinta, Gracy Singh) 3 C’s 0900 Mukhya Samachar 6.10 & 10.55 p.m.), PVR Saket (11.15 a.m.), PVR (12.15, 3.30, 6.45 & 10 p.m.), DT Cinemas (1, 0902 Vishnu Puran SAHARA TV High Commissions Gurgaon (11.05 a.m. & 7.05 p.m.), PVR Naraina Ckt. T’ment at JNS, 4.10, 7.25 & 10.40 p.m.), M2K (11.40 a.m., 2.30, 1000 News in Sanskrit (11.45 a.m. & 6.35 p.m.), PVR Vikaspuri (11.20 7.50 & 10.30 p.m.), M4U (Sahibabad), Amba, Lib- 0830 Manpasand New Delhi a.m. & 6.25 p.m.), Priya (10.20 a.m. & 6 p.m.), 1005 Telefilm 0900 Sitare Sunday Spl. erty, Shiela, Vishal C’plex (12 noon, 3, 6.15 & 9.30 1100 Samachar 1900 Nat. Handball C’ship Satyam C’plexes (11 a.m., 2.45, 6.35 & 8.15 p.m.); p.m.), PVR Saket (1.30, 4.35, 7.40 & 10.45 p.m.), 0930 Just Kids 2030 Crossing the Line THE CORE: DT Cinemas (11.45 a.m., 4.20 & 10.55 PVR Naraina (1, 4.10, 7.20 & 10.30 p.m.), PVR 1102 The Paintings of India 1030 Chacha Chaudhary p.m.), PVR Saket (10.50 a.m., 6.15 & 11.15 p.m.), 1130 Roshni 2100 World Fencing C’ship Vikaspuri (1, 4.10, 7.20 & 10.30 p.m.), Priya 1100 Mission Fateh 2200 1st Federation Cup PVR Gurgaon (11.25 a.m., 4.20 & 10.55 p.m.), PVR (11.50 a.m., 2.55, 7.30 & 10.35 p.m.), Satyam C’- 1200 News Headlines 1200 Haqeeqat Naraina (1.50, 6.25 & 11 p.m.); CHICAGO (A): 1202 Aarymaan - Brah- Steak Takraw C’ship plexes (12.30, 3.30, 6.45 & 10.15 p.m.), Alpna, 1230 Parakh (Cathrine Zeta-Jones, Renee Zellweger & Richard Sapna, Sangam (12.15, 3.30, 6.30 & 9.45 p.m.), mand Ka Yodha STAR SPORTS Watch ‘The Good Gere) PVR Saket (11 a.m. Only); CRADLE TO THE 1300 Sansani Health Show’ at 1230 Radhupalace, Movie Palace, Vasant (G’bad); CHO- 1230 Shaktimaan 1330 Kadam 0700 Golf Programming: GRAVE (A): (Jet Li & DMX) DT Cinemas (11 a.m. & TA JADUGAR (3-D): (Suraj Balaji & Trilok Mallik) Hrs. on Zee TV 7.05 p.m.), PVR Saket (10.40 a.m., 1.15 & 6.15 1300 Samachar 1700 Music The Golf Club 2003 Satyam C’plexes (11.30 a.m., 1.30, 3.30, 5.30 & 1302 Current Affairs BBC p.m.), PVR Gurgaon (2.10 & 8.45 p.m.), PVR 7.30 p.m.), Aakash; GANGOBAI: Virat; HAASIL: 1730 Dum Dum Diga Diga 0730 Aus Tour of WI 03: WI Naraina (4.25 & 9 p.m.); HARRY POTTER 2 - The 1330 Yayavar 1800 Just Kids vs. Aus, 4th ODI, H/Ls 0800 Life (Jimmy Shergil, Hrishitaa Bhatt, Irfan, Tinu Anand) 1400 Samachar 0830-2230 BBC News- Chamber of Secrets: (Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert DT Cinemas (10.30 p.m. Only), Suraj (N’garh); 1900 Star Ek Gaan Anek 0900 Wrestling: Apple Grint, Emma Watson & Kenneth Branagh) PVR ILAAKA: (Dharmendra, Sanjay Dutt, Mithun) Moti, 1415 The News 2300 Parakh Crush Every Hour Saket (3.15 p.m.), PVR Naraina (10.50 a.m. Only); 1430 News for 0900 This Week Imperial; INSANIYAT: Raj; ZEE TV Enjoy ‘Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiya’ at 2200 Hrs. on Sony 1000 Futbol Mundial THE LORD OF THE RINGS - The Two Towers: ISHQ VISHK: (Shahid, Amrita, Hearing Impaired 1030 Aus Tour of WI 03: WI 1000 Mastermind India Shakuntalam Theatre (12.30, 3.30 & 6.30 p.m.); 1445 First Show 2300 Sun. Late Night Shenaz) DT Cinemas (12.40, 0900 Nilam Ghar Bid MOVIES HBO vs. Aus, 4th ODI, H/Ls 1100 India Business Rpt. THE RECRUIT (A): (Al Pacino, Colin Farrell & Briget 3.25 & 7.45 p.m.), Golcha, Re- 1500 Mukhya Samachar Bid Boom Movie: The Insider 1200 PGA Tour Golf: Bank 1200 Face to Face Moynahan) PVR Saket (11.40 p.m. Only) gal, Rachna, PVR Saket (12.40, 1502 Kaun Banega No. 1 MAX 0800 Suspense/Thriller: 0930 Jai Jai Jai Tridev The Unsaid STAR PLUS of America Colonial 1300 Earth Report FILMS 3.30 & 8.55 p.m.), PVR Naraina 1530 Khel Khel Mein - 1030 XYZ 0900 Naya Din Nayi Raat 1500 Formula One H/Ls 03 1400 This Week (R) (1.15, 3.55, 8.05 & 10.45 Badlo Duniya 1015 The Ten 1410 Angaaray 1440 Hooligans ANDAAZ: (Akshay Kumar, Priyanka Chopra, Lara 1130 Simply Shekhar 1300 Grahan Commandments 1600 FIM World Motorcycle p.m.), PVR Vikaspuri (12.45, 1600 News Headlines 1200 Khana Khazana 1600 Click Omline Dutta) Delite, Chanakya (12.30, 3.30, 6.30 & 9.45 3.40, 8 & 10.45 p.m.), M2K 1700 Kisise Na Kehna 1430 Final Destination SAHARA TV C’ship 03 LIVE p.m.), Paras, PVR Saket (12.55, 4, 7.05 & 10.10 Delhi & Relay Tranmitters 1230 The Good 1700 Europe Direct (11.10 a.m. & 5.25 p.m.), Batra, Eros, Movie 2100 Na Tum Jano Na 1630 Drama: Casualties 1830 Hitz p.m.), PVR Gurgaon (12.45, 4, 7.15 & 10.30 p.m.), 1602 Feature Film in Hindi: Health Show 1400 Pyar Deewana 1800 Ray Mear’s Extreme Palace, Chaudhary (G’bad); PRAN JAYE PAR Hum of War 1900 Aus Tour of WI 03: WI PVR Naraina (12.35, 3.40, 7 & 10.05 p.m.), PVR COOLIE NO. 1 1300 Countdown Hota Hai Survival SHAAN NA JAYE: (Raveena, Namrata & Diya AXN 1830 Action: Ransom vs. Aus, 5th ODI, Vikaspuri (12.30, 3.55, 7.05 & 10.15 p.m.), Mirza) Milan; SAATHIYA: Satyam C’plexes (4 p.m. (Govinda & Karisma) 1330 Zee & You 1930 English Babu Desi Session 1 LIVE 1900 Reporters Satyam C’plexes (12 noon, 4.15, 7 & 10 p.m.), 2100 Saving Private Ryan Only); SANGRAM: (Ajay Devgan, Karisma) Robin 1830 Music 1730 Ek Nazar 1200 Die Hard Meim 2235 Hitz 1935 Dateline London M2K (Rohini) (1.30, 4.30, 7.20 & 10.20 p.m.), 1845 Haryana Diary 0015 Action/Adventure: (Subzi Mandi); THE HERO: (Sunny Deol, Preity Zin- 1800 Cartoon Network 1500 Sudden Death SONY 2305 Aus Tour of WI 03: WI 2000 Reporters Filmistan, Odeon, Samrat, M4U (Shahibabad), ta & Priyanka Chopra) Odeon, Gagan, West End; 1900 Regional News on Zee 2000 Charlie’s Angels The Big Hit vs. Aus, 5th ODI, 2040 Correspondent Movie Palace, Urvashi (G’bad); STUMPED: VIJETA ELAAN: Excelsior; Show Timings for 1915 Ghazal 1900 Ek Nazar 2230 I Know What You STAR MOVIES 1300 Astitva Session 2 LIVE 2200 India Business Rpt. Hindi Films- 12.30, 3.30, 6.30 & 9.30 p.m. Except 1930 Dance 1930 Piya Ka Ghar Did Last Summer 2200 Aamdani Atthani CNN CONTACTS wherever mentioned National Network 2000 Pyar Zindagi Hai 0815 Adventure: The Indi- Kharcha Rupaiya ESPN 2000 The News HALLMARK an in the Cupboard 0830 World News 3 C’s (Lajpat Nagar- 26927846); DT Cinemas (Home MORNING FILMS 2030 Chausath Panne ZEE TV 0830 Western Union World delivery- 26140000); PVR Cinemas (Home delivery- 2015 Samachar 2100 Astitva.. Ek 0730 Clifford 1015 Thriller: True Crime F’ball 0900 Diplomatic License 26151111); Chanakya: 24670423; Satyam AAMA (Nepali): Rachna; DIVINE LOVERS (A) 2100 Jasoos Vijay Prem Kahani 0800 Caillou 1245 Action: The Saint 1400 Rajaji 0900 School Quiz Show: 0930 World News C’plexes: 25893322; M2K (Rohini): 27942944; (Hindi): Milan; GLITCH (A): Rivoli; TO ALL YOUR 2130 1857 Kranti 2130 Miit 0830 The Wishing Tree 1500 Comedy: Bean - ESPN 03 Review 1000 World Report Alpna: 27413104; Amba: 23916000; Batra: LOVE (A): Filmistan ZEE CINEMA 1030 World News 27654202; Delite: 23272903; Eros: 24311784; DD METRO 2200 Kittie Party 1030 Crossing the Line The Movie Show Excelsior: 23213377; Filmistan: 23673120; 2230 Mulk 1230 Harry and the 1700 Coffee Time Movie: 0700 Jai Mahalakshmi 1000 Cricket Gold 1100 Design 360 Gagan: 22281989; Golcha: 23265192; Janak: indiatimes 8888 25551115; Liberty: 25728800; Milan: 25101014; 0830 Show No One Hendersen Beethoven’s 2nd Maa 1300 UEFA Champions 1130 World News: Every • Go to write msg 0900 Business Mantra ZEE ENGLISH Hour (Duration) Movie Palace: 95120-2625502; Odeon: 51517899; 1430 All She Ever Wanted 1900 Kung Fu Fighting: 1000 Safari League H/L 02/03 Paras: 26432842; Rachna: 25713586; Regal: Message: • Type Movie del 0930 Lajwaab Talent Show 0800 Homicide Life 1630 Scared Silent Once Upon a 1300 Agni Varsha 1400 Zimbabwe Tour of 1200 Int’l Correspondents 23362245; Ritz: 22965444; Rivoli: 23362227; Mov del and name & 1300 The Music Room Samrat: 27183544; Sangam: 26183355; Sapna: 1000 Strivers & Achievers on the Street 1830 Out of Annie’s Past Time in China 1700 Ae Mere Dil England 03: England Ishq Vishk press ok 1030 Aakrant 1330 Larry King Weekend 26431787; Seble: 26940311; Shakuntalam The- 0900 Charlie Chaplin 2030 My Brother’s Keeper 2100 Made in India: Tu Gaye Ja.. vs. Zimbabwe, 1st Ok_ • Send to 8888 1100 Jo Jeeta Woh Hi 1500 World Sport atre: 23371849; Shiela: 23528299; Vishal C’plex: 0930 TVC Skyshop 2230 Out of Annie’s Past Sam & Me 2100 Dhund - The Fog Test, Day 3, H/Ls 25440204; West End: 23670168; JADOOGAR FOR • U receive list of Sikander 1000 Promised Land 1512 Zimbabwe Tour of 1600 Talk Asia YOU - Dial 9632999 999 (Home delivery in 3 hrs.) 1130 Paas Ho Tum — 1700 World Sport for Satyam C’plexes, Vishal C’plex, Liberty, Delite, halls showing Ishq 1100 The Gregory Hines England 03: England Golcha, Milan & Sapna Vishk as a msg Dur Bhi Show Simi Garewal for Kids Water 1045 Non-Stop Hits 1800 CNN Business vs. Zimbabwe, 1st Traveller 1200 Sare Jahan Se 1130 Black Scorpion 2100 Goodness 1230 Eccentriiks 1130 Most Wanted Test, Day 4, Achcha 1200 Police Academy Gracious Me 1300 Wedding Story: 1230 House Full 1830 Global Challenges Session 1 LIVE 1900 The Music Room EVENTS 1230 Pasand Apni Apni 1330 Candid Camera 2130 Top Drive: `Dino Bobbi & Chris 1300 Non-Stop Mix 1715 X-Games Files: 2001 1300 Bhav Geet 1400 Friend Season : The Morea’ 1400 Extreme Wild: 1400 Chill Out Harshdeep 2030 World News X Games VII Classix 2100 The Daily Show with THEATRE tion’ by Swami Viragya Amrit (6 p.m. to 8 1330 Life Style Week That Was 2200 The X Files Forest for All Reasons 1600 Ek Do Teen p.m.) and AOL’s ‘Art excel workshop’ by Renu 1745 Zimbabwe Tour of Jon Stewart Uddeshya: Dr Shankar Shesh’s ‘Nai Sabhya- 1400 Hungama Unlimited 1600 Wil & Grace 1500 Shark Files 1700 Non-Stop Hits Dua (9 a.m. to 4.30 p.m.) (Contact — NATIONAL England 03: England 2130 Late Edition ta Naye Namoone’ (Hindi comedy), directed 1450 News In 1700 Music Cafe Danger Beach 1800 Kya Bolti Tu 23782396 - 23782031), 4-Tilak Marg; GEOGRAPHIC vs. Zimbabwe, 1st by Ajay Kataria, IHC, Lodhi Road, 7.15 p.m. 1500 Feature Film in Hindi: 1730 Living Single 1600 If We Had No Moon 1815 Non-Stop Hits Test, Day 4, Session CNBC INDIA Vedanta Institute: ‘Bhajagovindam,’ Ra- Mr & Mrs Khiladi 1800 La Fame Nikita 0800 Hour India: Indian 1700 World and Counting 1900 LKL 2&3 LIVE MUSIC AND DANCE mana Kendra, Lodhi Institutional Area (near 1730 World of Motor Sport Diaries - Keeping 0900 The IIFA Art Show: 1900 The West Wing 1800 Amazing World’s 1930 Bum Mein Hai Dum 2230 Western Union Guests- Jayasri Bur- Sai Temple), Lodhi Road, 11 a.m. to noon and 1930 Khabrein 2000 She Spies the Faith Wonder of the World 2000 Non-Stop Hits Sree Shanmukhananda Sangeetha Sabha: World F’ball man, Paresh Maity & ‘Karnatic music concert’ by Sikkil Gurucha- ‘Discourse on Bhagavad Gita’ by Shivender Bollywood Ki 2100 Seinfeld 0900 Reel People: Through 1830 Jeremy Clarkson’s 2030 House Full VJ Nafisa Nagar, Durga Mandir, Prasad Nagar, 5.30 1955 Aankhon Dekhi these Eyes - Camera- NEWS Pt. Vishwa Mohan ran, Triveni Theatre, Tansen Marg, 6 p.m.; 2200 Mad About You Motoworld: Cuba 2100 Big Picture Bhatt in a chat with p.m. to 6.30 p.m. 2000 Feature Film in Hindi: men Who Dared 1900 Great Crimes and Tri- 2130 Bakra Impresario Asia & IPTA: Concert of Sufiana STAR PLUS als: The Escapes from ZEE NEWS Qawwali - ‘Chunar Mori Maili’ by Haji Aslam LECTURES Sabri, IHC, Lodhi Road, 7 p.m. 0800 Gurukul- Ancient Alcatraz 0700-0930 Bulletin: Every Mewar Institute: ‘W.T.O. - A Challenge to Wisdom of India 2100 Volcanoes Half An Hour FILM Swadeshi-Swaraj,’ K.N. Govindacharya to 0900 Jai Mata Ki 2200 Night Safari: Silhou- 1000 Spl. Correspondent Andhra Cultural & Welfare Society: speak, Sector 4-C, Vasundhara, Delhi-GZB 1000 Yatra ettes of the Desert 1030 Bulletin Link Road, Ghaziabad, 10 a.m.; Sri 1030 Samenwali Khidki Telugu film- Dil, A.P. Bhawan, 2.30 p.m. and CARTOON 1100 Dream Destination 6.15 p.m. Aurobindo Ashram: ‘India’s role in the future 1100 Hai Na Bolo Bolo NETWORK 1200 Bulletin world,’ Dr D.N. Srivastava to speak, Sri Au- 1200 Chhupa Rustam 1227 Manoranjan EXHIBITIONS robindo Marg, 10 a.m. to 11.15 a.m.; Vedic 0030 Musafir Hoon Yaaron 0800 The Road 1230 Bulletin Swastika Gallery: ‘Paintings’ by Anu Naik, Wisdom Centre: Talk and training on ‘Yogic 1300 Mirch Masala Runner Show 1300 Beyond Headlines life and freedom from depression, anxiety 1330 Hit Filmein Hit 0830 Samurai Jack Tapan Das, Illoosh Ahluwalia and others, 1330 & 1400 Bulletin 86/1, Shahpurjat, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m.; Gallerie and anger’ by Prakash Kandwal, B-25, 3rd Catch the 6th Sangeet Meet brilliant and 0900 Sitting Ducks Meet the handsome 1427 Manoranjan Ganesha: ‘Landscapes’ by Bikash Poddar, Floor, Dayanand Colony, Lajpat Nagar-IV, Episode of ‘Mission 1400 Mail Milap beautiful ‘Charlie’s 1000 Tom & Jerry Kids Watch the crucial war think ‘Dino Morea’ in 1430-1600 Bulletin- Every Satish Chandra and others, E-557, G.K.-II, 10 8 a.m. to 9.30 a.m. Everest’ at 1900 Hrs. 1730 Hit Filmein Hit Angels’ at 2000 Hrs. 1030 Tiny TV drama ‘Saving Private ‘Top Drive’ at 2130 Half An Hour a.m. to 7 p.m.; Triveni Gallery: ‘Paintings’ by on NGC Sangeet on AXN 1200 Cartoon Theatre: Ryan,’ 2100 on HBO 1627 Manoranjan Hrs. on Star World PUBLIC FUNCTIONS 1800 Fox Kids Sunday Summer of Scooby Ragini Sinha, Mandi House, Tansen Marg, 11 1700-1800 Bulletin- Every Mallika Sarabhai a.m. to 7 p.m.; Paharpur Business Centre: Swar Yoga Foundation: ‘Workshop’ to be CHAL MERE BHAI 1830 Mission Everest V 1000 Mission Everest Ep 5 Doo & the 2200 Fresh Half An Hour 0930 Mutual Fund Investor conducted by Acharya Ashwarya Bhardwaj (Sanjay Dutt, Salman 1900 Sonpari 1100 Adventure One: Alien Invaders ‘Paintings - Creative waves’ by Harbans CHANNEL V 1827 Manoranjan 1000 CNBC Spl. Bhasin, Sneh Bhasin and Satish Bhasin, PBC and Shharyu Chopraa, India International Khan & Karisma) 1925 Jubilee Plus Racing the Distance 1400 All New Popeye 1830 Bulletin 1100 Trendmill Centre, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.; Art of Living: 0900 Sunday Stack Art Gallery, 21, Nehru Place, 9.30 a.m. to SONY 2000 STAR Event: 1130 Wild Orphan 1500 Dexter’s Laboratory 1900 News At 7 1130 StoryBoard ‘Workshop’ by Shyama Sondhi, Hotel Park 0930 Back to Back 12.30 p.m. and 3 p.m. to 7 p.m.; Krishna’s Kasamm Se 1200 Myths and Legends 1600 Batman The 1930 Encounter 1200 Art Show Royal, 8.30 a.m. to 6 p.m.; Laxmibai Sports 0830 Shree Ganesh 1000 Sunday Stack Collection Art Gallery: ‘Lasting impressions’ STAR WORLD of Shaolin Kung Fu Animated Series 2000 News at 8 1230 Good Life Show Education & Welfare Society: ‘Summer 0930 Mahabharat 1030 Back to Back by Dipto Narayan Chatterjee, D-47, Defence 1300 Adventure Starts 1700 Sitting Ducks 2030 Metro News 1300 CNBC Spl. coaching camp in gymnastics,’ Indira Gandhi 1000 Kuch Kehti Hai 1000 The Bold and 1100 Zabardast Hits Colony, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m.; Habiart Gallery: Here with Toyota 1800 Johnny Bravo 2100 News at 9 1400 Executive Sports Institute of Physical Education and Yeh Dhun Beautiful 1130 Sunday Stack ‘Expression through prints,’ Core 6A, IHC, 1330 Nat Geo Genius 1900 Premiere Premiere - 2130 Inside Story 1800 Taking Stock Sports Sciences, B-Block, Vikas Puri, 7 a.m. 1030 Cadbury’s 1200 Ally Mc Beal 1230 Ticket Lodhi Road, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m.; Gallerie 1400 Mission Everest Ep-5 Dexter’s Lab. 2200 Din Bhar 1900 Spl. to 8.30 a.m.; Rangbhoomi: ‘Theatre work- Bournvita Quiz 1400 Artistic Licence 1300 Goddess Alternatives: ‘Paintings, drawings and 1430 Built for the Kill: 2000 Cartoon Theatre: 2000 Trendmill shop’ for children, Arwachin Public School, 1100 Honey I Shrunk 1600 An Audience with 1330 Sunday Stack STAR NEWS sculptures’ by various artists, A-22/8, DLF Miniature Summer of Scooby 2030 Story Board Sector-145, Vasundhara, 8.30 a.m. to 10.30 The Kids Rickey Martin 1600 Zabardast Hits 0600 - 1000 Star Savera City, Ph.-I, Gurgaon, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m.; Crafts 1530 Wild Orphan Doo & the Alien 2100 The IIFA Art Show: a.m.; Al-Anon: Meeting for relatives and 1200 Kya Hadsaa Kya 1700 Kids Say the 1630 Sunday Stack 1000 - 1845 Khabar Museum: ‘Traditional Indian crafts’ by crafts 1600 NG Explorer Invaders Guests- Jayasri Bur- friends of ‘Alcoholics,’ Sahodaya School, C-1, Haqeeqat Dardest Thing 1700 Weekends Din Bhar persons from Rajasthan, Bihar, UP,Karnataka, 1700 On Assignment: Re- 2200 Top Cat man, Paresh Maity & Safdarjung Dev. Area, 11 a.m. to 12.30 p.m. 1700 Chartbusters 1730 Travel Asia turn of Mountain Lion 1730 Back to Back 1845 Aaj Ki Baat WB, Assam and Orissa, Pragati Maidan, 1730 Music Mantra 1800 Baywatch Hawaii 1730 Tomorrow’s World MUSIC 1800 Sunday Stack 1900 Desh Videsh Pt. Vishwa Mohan Bhairon Road, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. MISCELLANEOUS Bhatt in a chat with 1800 Disney Hour 1900 Futurama 1800 Adventure One 1900 PO [V] 2000 Nat. Reporter SEMINAR 1900 Haal Kaisa Hai 1930 Malcolm in 1900 Mission Everest: Ep-6 MTV 2000 Zabardast Hits 2100 9pm Report Mallika Sarabhai LRPM Nature Cure Hospital & Training INTERNET HUMOUR Janaab Ka the Middle 1930 Built For the Kill: 0900 Hit Film Music 2030 Sunday Stack 2200 CITY 60 2130 Good Life SHow Dehali Kannadiga: ‘Future of edu- Institute: ‘Naturopathy training and treat- The 5 ages of sex 1930 Meri Biwi Wonderful 2000 Kumars at 42 Swamp 1000 Non-Stop Hits 2100 Back to Back 2300 Aaj Ki Baat 2200 Lessons in cation in Delhi,’ Kuvempu Hall, 80-Munirka ment camp,’ Shahadra, 7 a.m. to 3 p.m.; 2000 Kya Hadsaa Kya 2030 Rendezvous with 2030 Taming the Tiger 1030 Chito Chat 2130 Sunday Stack 2330 Kal Ki Baat Excellence Village, 9 a.m. Adhyatma Sadhna Kendra: ‘Free medita- 1). The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the 2130 Mission Everest: Ep 6 2200 Mainstage tion, yogasana & pranayam, yoga-meditation RELIGIOUS DISCOURSES honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you’re blue 2200 Wild Orphan 2300 Billboard US & relaxation classes,’ Chhatarpur, 5 a.m. to 8 Countdown Times Foundation: Vedanta Institute’s p.m.; Health & Environmental Protection in the face. DISCOVERY ‘Bhagvat Gita’ by Janki Chopra (8.45 a.m. to Organisation: ‘Free stone and epilepsy clin- 2). The second is Kitchen Sex.This is at the beginning of 0800 Terra X: Curse of the SPORTS 9.45 a.m.),Art of Living’s ‘Basic course’ by R. ic,’ Divya Polyclinic, A-147, Vikas Marg, the marriage; you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the Inca Gold Narayan (10 a.m. to 9 p.m.), OSHO’s ‘Medita- Shakarpur, 6.30 p.m. to 8.30 p.m. kitchen. 0900 Discover India: Nagar DD SPORTS 3). The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You’ve calmed down Hole Tales from an 0830 High Action Adrenalin a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. Indian Jungle 0900 Super Soccer 4). The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in 1000 Junckyard Wars Kids Coaching which you pass each other in the hallway and say, ‘‘Fuck you!’’ 1030 Going Wild With 1000 & 1230 India vs. 5). There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This Jeff Corwin Catch the Epic tale of Zimbabwe: 5th ODI: is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front 1100 Djuma South Africa: love and sacrifice R’dgs of everyone in the courtroom. For all those art lovers, don’t miss DD-I’s Bushbaby ‘Agni Varsha’ at 1300 1700 Delhi Horse Show Witness the active volcanoes 1900 onwards series ‘The Paintings of India’ at 1102 Hrs. 1200 Popular Mechanics Hrs. on Zee Cinema April-03 held at on Discovery: Ultimate Guide: Volcanoes

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