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The Messenger -- February 13, 1990 Roger Williams University DOCS@RWU The eM ssenger Student Publications 2-13-1990 The esM senger -- February 13, 1990 Roger Williams University Follow this and additional works at: http://docs.rwu.edu/the_messenger Part of the Education Commons Recommended Citation Roger Williams University, "The eM ssenger -- February 13, 1990" (1990). The Messenger. Paper 89. http://docs.rwu.edu/the_messenger/89 This News Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Publications at DOCS@RWU. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Messenger by an authorized administrator of DOCS@RWU. For more information, please contact [email protected]. ......."". ~ .. ..... .,,,'" r-...............:-~ , '-, ~,. ... ., ...."' - . - ~ ~ - - - ".. ijJe flt1i!ituget VOLUME XI ISSUE VI· Ro'ger Williams College' Bristol. R.I. Februa~ 13. 1990 Barbara Franklin remem.bered Barbara Franklin, 67, who served as administrative assistant to each of the presidents of Roger Williams College, died on Dec. 15, 1989. - _ _.: - Mrs. Franklin, who was One can read the facts In addition to knowing / an RWC employee for 41 about her life quickly. - her as the key perSon with years, saw the college grow Barbara was the daughter all the information, you from the first junior of Harry· and Ethel Watts. learned quickly· that she college in Rhode Islanc;t at She was ma.rrled to Earl cared about you as a its original location in' the Franklin, an' accountant, person, which, indeed, was YMCA Building in Prov­ and they lived in Warwick. her most significant at- idence to Its present status She was secretary to the tribute. ._ as a ·four-year· college at president and 'Board of .Throughout all her its present Bristol location. Trustees of Roger Williams years at the college, I think Mrs. Franklin served as College. everyone would say .that administrative assistant to She passed away on about her even though the President Charles Lincoln Dec. 15 at the aae of 67. college grew 'insiu, from Jnd to presidents Harold W As we know, the facts those .early days to the Schaughency (.19_57), don't tell us. very much present. Photo court••y of Public ReI.tlon. Ralph E. Gauvey (1"964), about the person. With· In 1958, when she . Virginia Sides (1976), Barbara's passing, all of us went for an Interview at William H. Rlzzinl .know that we have lost the the former YMCA Institute, he~d ~e~ory (1978), and Natale A; warmth and friendship of a , the prtdecessor I~stitutlon A service WiI,lbtt in, Qf Barbara Sicuro (1989). truly remarkable indi­ of Roger.Williams down on Franklin today at 3:30 pm m' the Perfc;>rming Arts 'Born In Providence, she vidual. Everyone who knew Broad Street In Providence, Center. Gifts in memory may be made to the AWC lived In Warwick mOlt of .her carrlt. some very she was only looking for a Franklin Memorial Ubra Book Fund. her life. Mrs. Franklin was happy memories of Bar­ temporaiy position which the daughter of the late bara. had been advertised as board which allowed her to served every .board Harry and Ethel. (Harmon) secretary to Mr. Lincoln, continue her association chairman, every president, Watts, and the widow of the president of the In- with the college. every committee chair Earl L. Franklin. st d~ree of She wa. ....,. '.Ift ~~_iI1 honorary degree by RWC In the first person I met wa~ wherli ·she .h.ad 'been - enJlmerate ,Some 'of her . -How ~ ,e. ~able.fo ac- 1974 In recognition of her Barbara', Franklin.' She employed. '. - other responsiblfities. <She' :- cbinpHsh all -these as- ..",ice. • sort of -'rook me under her Well, she sayed on served as' secretary to -signments seems 'Incred- former member' of the Warwick Singers and wlng.- Barbara conducted for 41 years--and never every board since 1948 .ible. but she did them all. went back. Barbara was and every single committee The number of evenings she leaves no immediate sur- my orientation to the vlvors. school's policies and secre-tary to presidents of the board as well as the took work home In order to' Following Is a tribute plaetlcres. helped me or­ Lincoln, Schaughency, college corporation. In ad- ,h.ve everything ready for der my textbooks. and Guavey, Sides and A1uinl. dltion, if an important that meeting the next" day written by William H. showed me the classrooms When her Illness began to college commit.ee were was never reporttKt.,spec- Rizzinl, former president and kept an eye on me for a relentlessly .pursue her formed, there sh~.wou~~.-: laity b~:.~er •. ~~t: ~)"~_ 12 . of Roger Williams College. semester or so. She was this spring, she accepted note pad and pen In 'h8~ . '. '. ._-; .. , '. .\: . ., .. terrificl president Sicuro's gracious rea d y to' go. .FRANKLIN PAGE 1 o~er 10 tNt- secretary to the It can be said that she • I New students to subsidize.reorganizaUon - !JJ Michele BlICeareUa Forbes, vice president of ects the college ". working . Forbes ac:knowIecitlM 1Obool. HIs definition of,a ~....iDI EdItor academic affairs, .will come' on" .. current space crunches and small schOOl. ·belng 1,000 from money raised by re­ Forbes said the separate said, ·We can't put more to 3,500 undergraduate The Board of Trustees of cruiting 100 more students schools wOuld operate un­ students on campus than students. the college, during winter to Roger Williams. der the present .cterteal there Is room.!'.- -.- - .' TIU.._~hanQ••. " break, approved the pro­ -If we Increase the num­ staff, since, hesalet, in One poulbll(ty. -.for As part of the reorgan- posal to move from the bers, it should offset the most cases, right nOw' there creating more 'dorm space Izati~n, ForbS'S', ,-,' Vice 'present division co­ additional -costs,- Forbes are two secretaries per If the need aflses. Forbes President McKenna and " ordinator structure to the said. dlYtslon, but (we will) do said, was to'clear all of the Gary Keighlel. Dlrectpr of reorganization of the col­ The approximately $1 what has to be done.-- Student Se offICeS; I Ututional'~AdVancement lege Into eight separate million from those stu­ Effects on campus -Llf. sU~h as the :De~~.-Of..~tu~:. ·tl~~ repe~,-a;tltle changes. " -school$ each with Its own dents' tuitions will more One concern Is. how :the dents, Couns~I~.serv~,. :F.ort)es'··_Utle Is now Vice dean. 'than subsidize the addition of 100 students Co-op, etc. frOm the dorms President for Academic Af­ What'. going on right $320,000 which will -be would affect life on campus a~ centrally.locate them In fairs; McKenna Is Exec-' now needed annually to pay the (see related story). But their own bUI!dlng. .utive Vice President and The Initial selection pro­ deans' salaries. what it boils down to, He also ~ ~at he ~ KelghleY.is.Vice President cess for acting deans is now The remaining $680,00 according to Fo~s, Is that not think the a~di!iof1 of of Dev~pm:"nj. :r.~ :t~~~e taking place. The acting will be used, according to there will only be an 1~O students Will Jeopar- no~ comprise ttle Prei­ deans will start one year Forbes, to pay the debt additional 50 to 60 dorm -or dlze the present rep- Jd8nt's top. leadership team terms In July. A search for service on the library, a boarding students, while utation of RWe as.~ small and report directly to ,~I,~, permanent deans will be fairly subs-tantlal amount others will live off-campus ~ of money, he said. comrnut~. , , going on simultaneously, or .' , with the permanent deans T~e-money for the deans' Forbes stressed that the to be appointed In JUly of salaries will not come from 100 students the $chool 1991, a tuition Increase, Forbes hopes to bring In will not The money for each of the said. -If there Is a tuitin., come from just the fresh­ Decade In Review••..~'...... ,~_Pages g' ~ 12 Increase, It will not be the dean's salaries, which will men class but trans­ '. ......• ~ • .. ~ .. ! -• be in excess of $50,000, because of the deans', but fer/upperclassmen stu­ according to Malcolm because of the other proj- dents as well. What People Are Wearing•• Page,11 -~ ... ----- , ".---.~.~.rt~~--=O~'~~f~·":"I-·~-~""'-----· FRANKLIN FROM whatever business had to be was 9uite ill but there she aCJg:. ~~ b.~.\ r..Q I e =l.k~r=:rtlaaway PAGE 1 conducted, you had a friend was, sitting up in bed, , _ years when I was in office, for life. She enjoyed her tUQes and all, writing out . 11' takes-SO'nfe 'pe-~O- p"'e' thoir ent'lre I can say that there weren't conversations and made the line up for the 1989 ,. VI many evenings when she many friends for the col- commencement. She wanted }i~~~.' '1~'~' ur,~ o~t what they want to went home without any lege this way. Whether the' to make sure that it was ••;w It;.. ~ '\ work. parti~s were parents, staff, done well. We used her :;do.. ;:.I:\I~",· jt\-er.uopur, an She knew the history of students or celebrities. YOU line-up and she was ;}~t(;li1jtij¢tQT:e profes.sor at RWe,; RWC better than anyone were put at ease and you .thrilled when her sec­ "",'-:,;,. ~-:., .-: ..," .. else, After all, she had knew that she would help. retarial colleagues called ·.,~r;':Wtl~:teaChes·sec- '. 'S'he spent tier last lived through and redorded There were countless times her up during' the ceremony ~;~~ ... de~tgn;~tudio;'and' summer in Greece, where it in her minutes, In good when Barbara saved a dif- to inform her that every­ :~!~,r.y" ~~. ~~dern Arch- she directed a summer times and bad, she re- fieult situation just 'by thing was OK.
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