TV PROGRAMS MONDAY, MAY 19, 2014

09:30 Border Security 09:55 Baggage Battles 10:20 Lost And Sold 10:45 How It’s Made Day 5: Behind the scenes at 00:45 Shark Attack File 2 11:10 How Stuff’s Made 01:35 Animal Cops Houston 11:35 Fast N’ Loud 00:00 The Best Job In The World 02:25 Shark Attack File 2 12:25 Wheeler Dealers 01:00 Predator CSI the Cannes Film Festival 03:15 Gangland Killers 13:15 Extreme Car Hoarders 02:00 Prehistoric Predators 04:05 Shamwari: A Wild Life 14:05 Border Security 03:00 Wild Florida Festival yesterday: Tanks, muscles and traffic chaos: 04:30 Shamwari: A Wild Life 14:30 Baggage Battles 04:00 World’s Toughest Fixes Question: What do you get when you put tough guy stars 04:55 Animal Cops Houston 14:55 Lost And Sold 05:00 The Known Universe Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Harrison Ford, 05:45 Treehouse Masters 15:20 Diamond Divers 06:00 Antonio Banderas and Mel Gibson together on the French 06:35 Wildlife SOS 16:10 Fast N’ Loud 07:00 Brave New World Riviera, plonk them on a couple of tanks and send them out 07:00 Animal Airport 17:00 Flying Wild Alaska 08:00 The Best Job In The World along the Cannes seafront? Answer: total mayem. 07:25 Bad Dog 17:50 Wheeler Dealers 09:00 Predator CSI The middle-aged movie stars rolled into Cannes yester- 08:15 Speed Of Life 18:40 You Have Been Warned 10:00 Prehistoric Predators day on the top of two tanks, parading down the chic seaside promenade escorted by overwhelmed-looking French 09:10 Too Cute! 19:30 Survive That! 11:00 Wild Volcano police as people in their hundreds mobbed the vehicles, 10:05 Roaring With Pride 20:20 How It’s Made 12:00 World’s Toughest Fixes seemingly oblivious to the very strong risk of being flat- 11:00 Animal Precinct 20:45 How Stuff’s Made 13:00 The Known Universe tened. At one stage, both tanks had to make a U-turn to 11:55 Animal Airport 21:10 Baggage Battles 14:00 Alaska Wing Men return to the luxury Carlton hotel forcing the driver to 12:20 Steve Irwin’s Wildlife Warriors 21:35 Lost And Sold 15:00 Rescue Ink undertake yet more tricky manoeuvring. 12:50 Bondi Vet 22:00 Gold Rush 16:00 The Best Job In The World 13:45 Extreme Animals 22:50 Gold Divers 17:00 Predator CSI 14:40 Roaring With Pride 23:40 Gold Divers 18:00 Prehistoric Predators 15:30 Tanked 19:00 A Traveler’s Guide To The 16:30 Speed Of Life Planets 17:25 Baboons With Bill Bailey 20:00 Big, Bigger, Biggest 17:50 Baboons With Bill Bailey 18:20 Extreme Animals 19:15 Too Cute! 00:00 The Soup 20:10 Preposterous Pets 00:30 The Dance Scene 21:05 Roaring With Pride 01:25 Style Star 22:00 Too Cute! 02:20 E!ES 00:20 Super Pride 22:55 Preposterous Pets 03:15 Extreme Close-Up 01:10 World’s Weirdest 23:50 Animal Cops South Africa 03:40 Extreme Close-Up 02:00 World’s Deadliest Animals 04:10 E!ES 02:50 World’s Weirdest: Funny Farms 05:05 THS 03:45 Africa’s Deadliest 06:00 15 Remarkable Celebrity 04:40 Ultimate Animal Countdown Body Bouncebacks 05:35 World’s Deadliest Animals 07:50 Style Star 06:30 World’s Weirdest: Funny Farms 00:10 Absolutely Fabulous 08:20 E! News 07:25 Africa’s Deadliest 00:40 Doctor Who 09:15 Scouted 08:20 Animals Gone Wild 01:25 Upstairs Downstairs 10:15 Married To Jonas 09:15 Shear Madness 02:20 Silk 10:40 Chasing The Saturdays 10:10 World’s Weirdest Pets 03:10 Waking The Dead 11:10 Giuliana & Bill 11:05 04:00 Rev. 12:05 E! News 12:00 Shark Men 04:30 Absolutely Fabulous 13:05 Extreme Close-Up 12:55 World’s Deadliest Animals 05:00 Nuzzle & Scratch: Frock n Roll 13:35 E!ES 13:50 World’s Weirdest Extreme 05:20 The Green Balloon Club 14:30 Style Star Body Parts 05:45 Nina And The Neurons: In 15:00 Keeping Up With The 14:45 Africa’s Deadliest The Lab Kardashians 15:40 Animals Gone Wild Hungarian actress Zsofia Psotta poses with Buddy 06:00 Balamory 16:00 Keeping Up With The 16:35 Shear Madness the dog during a photocall for the film “Feher 06:20 Nuzzle & Scratch: Frock n Roll Kardashians 17:30 Wild Case Files Isten” at the 67th edition of the Cannes Film 06:40 The Green Balloon Club 17:00 The Drama Queen 18:25 Inside Nature’s Giants Festival in Cannes, southern France, on May 17, 07:05 Nina And The Neurons: In 18:00 E! News 19:20 World’s Deadliest Animals 2014. —AFP The Lab 19:00 The E! True Hollywood Story 20:10 World’s Weirdest Extreme 07:20 Charlie And Lola 20:00 Keeping Up With The Body Parts BROKEN BRIDGES ON OSN MOVIES FESTIVAL Police desperately worked to remove a portable car barri- 07:30 Gavin & Stacey Kardashians 21:00 Africa’s Deadliest er that was about to get knocked over by the hulking vehi- cles as a man in apparent military uniform atop one tank 08:00 Last Of The Summer Wine 21:00 Eric And Jessie: Game On 21:50 Animals Gone Wild 19:30 Hot In Cleveland screamed at people to get out of the way. Harrison Ford 08:30 Getting On 21:30 Eric And Jessie: Game On 22:40 Shear Madness 20:00 The Goldbergs looked on in bewildered amusement while a delighted 09:00 Eastenders 22:00 Hello Ross 23:30 Wild Case Files 20:30 Parks And Recreation 09:30 Doctors 21:00 Last Week Tonight With John Stallone snapped away on his smartphone. From the east end to Cannes: Turkish actor Haluk Bilginer 10:00 Casualty Oliver 01:15 Marie Antoinette-PG15 01:35 Straight Time-18 stars in the weighty Palme d’Or contender “Winter Sleep”, 10:50 Incredible Journeys With 22:00 Girls 03:00 Barney’s Version-18 03:30 The Outrage but he remains best known for something slightly less art- Steve Leonard 22:30 Silicon Valley 05:15 Memoirs Of A Geisha-18 05:05 Where Were You When The...- house-his 1980s role as the womanising Mehmet Osman in 11:40 Gavin & Stacey 23:00 Wilfred 07:45 Hide Away-PG15 PG 09:15 Broken Bridges-PG15 07:00 Many Rivers To Cross-FAM the long-running British soap opera EastEnders. “Winter 12:10 Last Of The Summer Wine CHOICE HD 00:00 Parks And Recreation 23:30 The Goldbergs 11:15 Snow Flower And The Secret 08:35 Murder Ahoy-FAM Sleep”-based on three short stories by Anton Chekhov-is all 12:40 Getting On 00:05 Blandings 00:30 The Daily Show Global 13:10 Eastenders Fan-PG15 10:10 Murder Most Foul-FAM a far cry from Walford, the fictional part of London where 00:35 The Jonathan Ross Show Edition EastEnders is set and where Osman ran a greasy spoon cafe 13:40 Doctors 13:00 Jack The Bear-PG15 11:40 The Secret Partner-PG 01:30 Emmerdale 02:30 Wilfred in the days of Angie and Den, Pat Wicks, Pauline and Arthur 14:10 Casualty 15:00 Twist Of Fate-PG15 13:10 Son Of A Gunfighter-FAM 02:25 Coronation Street 03:00 Dads 00:00 Graceland 14:40 The King’s Thief-FAM Fowler. 15:00 Incredible Journeys With 17:00 Snow Flower And The Secret 02:55 Paul O’grady: For The Love Of 03:30 The Neighbors 01:00 Top Gear (US) Fan-PG15 16:00 Les Girls-PG One reviewer described the more than three-hour-long Steve Leonard Dogs 04:00 Seinfeld 02:00 Supernatural 19:00 Margot At The Wedding 17:55 The Wheeler Dealers-FAM “Winter Sleep” as director Nuri Bilge Ceylan’s “richly engross- 15:50 Last Of The Summer Wine 03:25 Tom Daley Goes Global 04:30 The Tonight Show Starring 03:00 Nip/Tuck 21:00 Meeting Evil-18 19:40 2001: A Space Odyssey-FAM ing and ravishingly beautiful magnum opus”. An episode of 16:20 Lark Rise To Candleford 04:20 The Chase Jimmy Fallon 06:00 Graceland 22:00 Period Of Adjustment-PG EastEnders in which Bilginer appeared, on the other hand, 17:15 Eastenders 05:15 May The Best House Win 05:30 My Boys 07:00 Devious Maids 23:55 Dial M For Murder-PG sounds just as engrossing albeit a touch less ravishing. 17:45 Doctors Abroad 06:30 Friends 08:00 Helix A Radio Times magazine listing still available on the 18:15 The Weakest Link 06:10 The Jonathan Ross Show 07:00 Late Night With Seth Meyers 12:00 Emmerdale 01:15 Easter Egg Escapade Internet gives this super-concise synopis: “Pat’s intent on 19:00 Only Fools And Horses 07:05 Paul O’grady: For The Love Of 08:00 Seinfeld 12:30 Coronation Street 03:00 Zambezia causing trouble for her ex-husband. She tells Pauline exactly 19:30 The Mimic Dogs 08:30 My Boys 14:00 Helix 04:30 Santa’s Magic Crystal what she thinks of him. Pauline, loyal as ever to her brother, 06:00 Free Birds 20:00 Waking The Dead 07:30 Tom Daley Goes Global 09:00 Dads 15:00 Graceland 00:00 Ultimate Wheels slaps Pat.” “Winter Sleep” is the bookies favorite to win the 08:00 Micropolis 20:50 The Suspicions Of Mr 08:25 The Chase 09:30 2 Broke Girls 16:00 Emmerdale 01:00 Pawn Stars Palme d’Or this year. 10:00 Madagascar Whicher 09:20 May The Best House Win 10:00 Melissa & Joey 16:30 Coronation Street 01:30 Pawn Stars Palme dog: The bravura performance of Yves Saint 22:25 Hunderby Abroad 11:30 Santa’s Magic Crystal 02:00 Big History Laurent’s French bulldog Moujik in the biopic of the fashion 10:30 Friends 17:00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show 13:00 Zambezia 22:50 Upstairs Downstairs 10:15 Doc Martin 11:00 The Tonight Show Starring 18:00 Helix 02:30 Big History designer’s drink-depression-and-drug blighted life will sure- 14:30 Everyone’s Hero 03:00 Stan Lee’s Superhumans 23:45 The Weakest Link 11:10 Emmerdale Jimmy Fallon 19:00 Drop Dead Diva ly be recognized by Cannes’ spoof Palme Dog awards. In the 16:00 Pacific Pirates 04:00 Swamp People 12:00 Coronation Street 20:00 Royal Pains film, Saint Laurent dotes on the miniature breed canine but 12:30 Seinfeld 18:00 Madagascar 05:00 Pawn Stars 12:30 The Jonathan Ross Show 13:00 My Boys 21:00 The Blacklist 20:00 Freddy Frogface inflicts inexcusable suffering when he spills pills on the floor 05:30 Pawn Stars during a binge. Moujik promptly hoovers up the lot with 13:25 May The Best House Win 13:30 Friends 22:00 Game Of Thrones 22:00 Everyone’s Hero 06:00 Ancient Aliens predictably fatal consequences. Saint Laurent gives Moujik Abroad 14:00 The Neighbors 23:00 Nip/Tuck 23:30 Pacific Pirates 07:00 Storage Wars: New York an expensive marble gravestone and lays beautiful flowers, 14:20 Doc Martin 14:30 2 Broke Girls 07:30 Storage Wars: New York 15:10 Paul O’grady: For The Love Of but dog lovers will not be impressed. It is not known if the 15:00 Melissa & Joey 08:00 American Restoration story is true. — AFP 00:05 Gold Divers Dogs 15:30 The Daily Show Global 08:30 Cajun Pawn Stars 00:55 Klondike 15:40 Tom Daley Goes Global Edition 09:00 Storage Wars Texas 06:00 Mythbusters 16:40 Blandings 17:00 Late Night With Seth Meyers 09:30 Counting Cars 00:00 Devil’s Playground 07:00 You Have Been Warned 17:15 Ant And Dec’s Saturday 18:00 Community 00:00 Colombiana 10:00 Pawn Stars 01:45 Billy Bathgate 02:00 The Expendables 2 07:50 Bush Pilots Night Takeaway 19:00 2 Broke Girls 10:30 Pawn Stars Godard says no plans to 08:40 Fast N’ Loud 18:20 Doc Martin 03:35 Virtuosity 04:00 4 Wedding Planners 11:00 Storage Wars 05:35 Skyfall 06:00 Haywire 11:30 Storage Wars 08:00 Dangerous Attraction 08:00 Wreck-It Ralph 12:00 Storage Wars: New York attend Cannes film fest 10:00 Treasure Of The Black Jaguar 10:00 Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: 12:30 Storage Wars: New York 12:00 The Marine Viva LA Fiesta! 13:00 Shaun Ryder On UFOs egendary French-Swiss director Jean-Luc Godard said 12:00 The Expendables 2 14:00 The Philly Kid 14:00 Shipping Wars Saturday that he has neither plans to go to Cannes nor is 14:00 The Expatriate 16:00 Treasure Of The Black Jaguar 14:30 Shipping Wars he interested in receiving the film festival’s top prize, 16:00 Wreck-It Ralph 15:00 Storage Wars: New York L 18:00 The Last Stand 18:00 After Earth 15:30 Storage Wars: New York even if his “Goodbye to Language” is among movies in compe- 20:00 The Philly Kid 20:00 The Campaign 16:00 Storage Wars: New York tition for the Palme d’Or. In response to a question from Swiss 22:00 Body Parts 22:00 The Sessions 16:30 Storage Wars: New York television RTS if he would attend the festival, Godard said: “No, 17:00 Pawn Stars because I have already been”. When asked what could be done 17:30 Pawn Stars to change his mind, the 83-year-old’s reply was “nothing”. 18:00 Storage Wars Godard turned European filmmaking upside-down in the 01:00 Futbol Mundial 18:30 Storage Wars 1960s with his “New Wave” cinema that shunned studio sets in 01:35 Virtuosity-PG15 01:30 Super Rugby 19:00 Storage Wars: New York 03:35 Skyfall-PG15 03:30 ICC Cricket 360 19:30 Storage Wars: New York favor of outdoor shoots, using improvised scripts and natural 06:00 Dangerous Attraction-PG15 04:00 Super League 20:00 Shipping Wars sound. While he has never won an award at Cannes, his film is 08:00 Treasure Of The Black 06:00 Trans World Sport 20:30 Shipping Wars among 18 in competition for the Palme d’Or this year. Jaguar10:00 The Marine-PG15 07:00 Super Rugby 21:00 Pawn Stars Nevertheless, he is not keen to receive any prize. “By the spirit 09:00 Super Rugby 12:00 The Philly Kid-PG15 21:30 Storage Wars of contradiction, I would have preferred if there had been no 11:00 Futbol Mundial 14:00 Treasure Of The Black 22:00 Pawn Stars prize,” he said. He said he would have been happy to receive 11:30 Top 14 Highlights 22:30 Pawn Stars Jaguar16:00 The Last Stand-PG15 the Palme d’Or “30 or 40 years ago” but “that would have 12:00 Live NRL Premiership 23:00 Cajun Pawn Stars 18:00 The Philly Kid-PG15 14:00 Live WEB.COM Tour 23:30 Cajun Pawn Stars undoubtedly done some harm and I am happy today to have 20:00 Body Parts-PG15 16:00 Live Champions Tour avoided that”. He added that if he had won, he would give the 22:00 The Big I Am-18 18:00 Golfing World trophy to his tax adviser, as he has with the honorary Oscar he 19:00 PGA Tour Highlights won in 2010. — AFP 20:00 PGA European Tour Highlights 00:10 Hoarding: Buried Alive 01:00 Bling It On 00:00 The Guard-PG15 01:50 Craft Wars 02:00 The Five Year Engagement 02:40 Sister Wives 04:15 Romy And Michelle’s High 03:05 Sister Wives School Reunion-PG15 00:00 Live LPGA Tour 02:00 Live NHL 03:30 I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant 06:00 Hit List-PG15 05:00 WWE Smackdown 03:55 Long Island Medium 08:00 Paranorman-PG 07:00 Golfing World 04:20 Say Yes To The Dress 10:00 The Big Bus-PG 08:00 PGA Tour 04:45 Say Yes To The Dress 12:00 Romy And Michelle’s High 13:30 ICC Cricket 360 05:10 Toddlers & Tiaras School Reunion-PG15 14:00 Futbol Mundial 06:00 Oprah: Behind The Scenes 14:00 Charlie And The Chocolate 14:30 Top 14 07:00 What Not To Wear Factory-PG 16:30 Trans World Sport 07:50 Here Comes Honey Boo Boo 16:00 The Big Bus-PG 17:30 Top 14 Highlights 08:40 World’s Worst Mum 09:30 Toddlers & Tiaras 18:00 Back To The Future-PG15 18:00 Bellator MMA Prelims 10:20 Say Yes To The Dress 20:00 The Dream Team-PG15 20:00 Bellator MMA Season 10 Finale 10:45 Say Yes To The Dress 23:00 AFL Highlights 11:10 Cake Boss 11:35 Jon & Kate Plus 8 12:00 Little People, Big World 12:25 Oprah: Behind The Scenes 01:00 Dream House 13:15 Bling It On 03:00 Broken 01:00 IPL 14:05 Craft Wars 14:55 Extreme Couponing 05:00 A Christmas Kiss 04:30 ICC Cricket 360 05:00 IPL Highlights 15:20 Cake Boss 07:00 Carnage 15:45 What Not To Wear 09:00 Dream House 08:00 IPL Highlights 09:00 ICC Cricket 360 16:35 Toddlers & Tiaras 10:45 The Lady 09:30 IPL Highlights 17:25 Say Yes To The Dress 13:00 Resistance 13:30 Live IPL 17:50 Say Yes To The Dress Indian Manipur folk musician and singer Guru Rewben 15:00 Emperor 17:00 ICC Cricket 360 18:15 Jon & Kate Plus 8 Mashangva and Bollywood and Bhojpuri singer 17:00 The Key Man 17:30 Live IPL 18:40 Little People, Big World Kalpana Patowary pose for a photograph during the 19:00 Comes A Bright Day 21:00 ICC Cricket 360 19:10 Oprah: Behind The Scenes ‘North East India Festival’ in Mumbai on late May 17, THE PHILLY KID ON OSN MOVIES HD ACTION 21:00 Another Happy Day 21:30 IPL 20:05 Extreme Couponing 2014. — AFP