THE CHANGING FACE OF ECHO PARK Richard Glatzer and Wash Westmoreland were the first Caucasians on their block. Five years later, they’ve made the film Quinceañera dramatizing the gentrification of a Latino neighborhood, exploring both gay and ethnic issues in the process. Page 16

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PUBLISHER KRIS CHIN

MANAGING EDITOR CECILIA TSAI

GUEST EDITOR ERIC BYLER

ART PRODUCTION DAVID TAGARDA

TECHNICAL SUPERVISOR KATSUYUKI UENO

COPY EDITOR JULIAN CAMILLIERI

WRITERS ADAM BARNICK FRANK BARRON JULIAN CAMILLIERI WARREN CURRY BROOKE DAMMKOEHLER CLAYSON DEBURGER 8 CONCERT REVIEWS 15 CHANGING TIMES SHIRLEY FIRESTONE JANOS GEREBEN MICHAEL GUILLÉN

INDEX JONATHAN W. HICKMAN TRAVIS MICHAEL HOLDER TINA KIM KAT KRAMER M. Y. LEE MICHAEL LEVINE ERIC LURIO MARY MALLORY SCOTT MANTZ TONY MEDLEY ENTERTAINMENT DAWN MILLER VOL. 38|NO. 43|FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 KYLE MOORE TODAY STEVEN SNYDER PETER SOBCZYNSKI 16 THE CHANGING FACE OF ECHO PARK SEAN REYNOLDS GAIL ROBERTS Writer/directors Richard Glatzer and Wash Westmoreland talk about how their filmQuinceañera dramatizes the ANNIE ROLLINS gradual gentrification of a Latino neighborhood, exploring both gay and ethnic issues in the process SUSIE ROTEMAN BRAD SCHREIBER BETH TEMKIN MOVIES MUSIC KIM VOYNAR MARCI WEINER 11 IDENTITY INTRIGUE IN “LISTENER” 8 A SUMMER OF CONCERTS RUSTY WHITE Kim Voynar reviews The Night Listener, starring Robin Williams Warped Tour music festival reviewed by Revn Kevin, JONATHAN ZEITLIN Redd Kross reviewed by Dustin Lane

CARTOONISTS 12 VOICE OF “DESCENT” PHIL CHO Warren Curry celebrates The Descent as an instant classic, but 8 MUSIC LEGEND DEBUTS NEW ALBUM MARK DARCOURT Peter Sobczynski has a dissenting opinion Blondie Chaplin sits down with Kat Kramer DREW-MICHAEL ANNIE ROLLINS 13 “ANCHORMAN” RIDES AGAIN Will Ferrell’s Talladega Nights shares much in common with his THEATRE PHOTOGRAPHERS KATSUYUKI UENO previous hit Anchorman, perhaps too much — by Peter Sobczynski 4 “BLUEBONNET” NOT QUITE ON IT Travis Michael Holder reviews Bluebonnet Court COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT 14 “BARNYARD” ANIMALS FREAK OUT THE WEBSTER GROUP The new animated film is good for kids in some ways; bad for 4 BOWL ALIVE WITH “SOUND OF MUSIC” Tony Medley compares the current production at the SALES them in others — by Jonathan W. Hickman ALICIA APAGHIAN Hollywood Bowl to previous productions and the movie KIRT KISHITA 15 DENEUVE, DEPARDIEU TRUE IN “TIMES” Janos Gereben gives four stars to French import Changing Times 5 “SECOND THOUGHTS” HAS MUCH TO SAY CIRCULATION SUPERVISOR At 74, writer Tony Tanner debuts the musical Second Thoughts DANIEL ESPINOSA 15 “BROTHERS OF THE HEAD” HAS HEART Mockumentary about conjoined twins has more to offer than its TELEVISION EXECUTIVE OFFICE gimmick premise — by Jonathan W. Hickman 2325 WEST VICTORY BLVD, SUITE 5 6 “WHISTLER” A GUILTY PLEASURE BURBANK, CA 91506-1226 M.Y. Lee the N’s new series, half way through its first season OFFICE (818) 566-4030 17 ECHO PARK CHANGING CULTURE Fax (818) 566-4295 Michael Guillén talks to Emily Rios and Jesse Garcia, stars of 6 “TALENT” IS RELATIVE the Sundance award-winner Quinceañera Frank Barron reports on the reality show, America’s Got Talent COMING SOON: www.EntertainmentTodayOnline.com BOOKS COLUMNS 10 A FEEL OF REAL PULP Property of Entertainment Today. Sean Reynolds reviews the new pulp-inspired new novel 7 HOLLYWOOD BEAT with Marci Weiner Reproduction without written consent is prohibited. The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril All rights reserved. 7 HOLLYWOOD INSIDER with Dawn Miller The views of the reviewers and writers of this publication are their own, 10 MEL GIBSON AND THE LAW and do not necessarily reflect those of the management of Public defender and ET film critic Jonathan W. Hickman breaks down the legal case against Entertainment Today. ©2006 actor/director Mel Gibson, charged Friday with two counts of driving under the influence of alcohol

|| FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Theater Review Bluebonnet not quite on it

Court from making the impression it important be delivered directly out TicketHolders with might have. That something is Zsazsa front, to some imaginary place just

Travis Michael Holder Gershick’s play, so improbable and above the back row of the audience, predictable that, no matter how much in case we’re too dumb to get it any FDR is just being inaugurated for talent this production has gathered other way. a fourth time as Helen Burke (Leslie to make its debut, it’s all for naught. Cohen), a wisecracking Manhattan By the end, we learn that Helen journalist, motors west for a new Gershick certainly had the right was never alone with regard to her job. A minor car accident strands motives, committed to exploring a sexual identity, as it appears almost her at Bluebonnet Court, a ramshackle period in American history when we everyone is gay in this bucolic com- motel on the outskirts of Austin, fought the Nazis but had no inkling munity — except the local nympho- Texas. With a local mechanic on what the term civil rights meant for librarian Nanalu (Merring), who is the case who isn’t exactly in a hurry, our own citizenry. Bluebonnet’s rewarded for her heterosexuality with Burke moves into the motel and alcoholic owner and former infantry- immediately finds herself under the man Roy (Nail) casually uses the “N scrutiny of the owners, a troubled word” right in front of black house- young couple who look upon Helen’s keeper Orla Mae (Rajah), manner of dress as if she landed from and wonders aloud to another planet. Helen (tagged by Roy with the “N Not only is Helen Jewish, she’s a word”), “What lesbian prone to wearing pants and was I fighting for checkered blazers that might be fit over there? So for Bogie playing a crook on the your people can run. In rural Texas in 1944, Helen’s rule the world?” attire and her Glenda Farrell, side- of-the-mouth delivery create all The play brings kinds of curiosity, leading to many up some fascinating 3-for-1 SUMMER SALE! questions and a search of her room themes to ponder Restrictions apply. Details at: BroadwayLA.org/free by the proprietor’s wife. Yet in an era — one character pro- when one might expect a butch and phetically observes: roaming-eyed journalist to be run “The Japs have been out of town or buried behind a barn, cleared and it’s about NOW THRU AUGUST 13 Helen’s presence instead unearths time we look around more small town secrets than Allison for a new enemy.” But MacKenzie’s in that famous old novel Gershick’s writing is by Grace Metalious, Peyton Place. about as subtle as a brick Box Office Opens Daily at 10am. through a window 213.365.3500 or 714.740.7878 Bluebonnet Court features a and as preposterous GOLD CARD EVENTS Book 15 or more and SAVE! 866-755-3075 NedGroups.com PREFERRED SEATING knockout cast, including Jamey as a movie made for 800-NOW-AMEX BroadwayLA.org RESTRICTIONS APPLY A PRESENTATION OF Hood and Jonathan Nail as the the Sci-Fi Channel. motel’s Hee Haw-reject owners, And the play’s lack Dalila Ali Rajah, Michelle Merring, of subtlety is exac- and Jeanne Simpson. The set by Joel erbated by Kelly David, costumes by Shon LeBlanc, Ann Ford’s direc- and lighting by Kathi O’Donohue are tion, which insists ENTERTAINMENT TODAY • 4” X 8” • BW all the best that L.A. theatre has to every line she (or RUN DATE: 8/4/06 • DEADLINE: 7/28/06 offer, but something keepsBluebonnet Gershick) deems Leslie Cohen as Helen Burke and Delila Ali Rajah as Orla Mae LITTLE WOMEN CLIENT: CENTER STAGE ADVERTISING Theater Review Bowl alive with Sound of Music

by Tony Medley he doesn’t have to bow his head, just with its delightfully sophisticated “stoop a little” to the Nazis. You won’t antipodal approach (they are certainly I’ve seen The Sound of Music so hear this in the movie, so it’s a delight not an “ordinary” couple) and better many times, both on the stage and to hear it again on stage. melody, seemed much more romantic the movie, that I could probably be to me. These decisions suggest to me cast in any role and know the lines. Another song Rogers replaced why Rogers never approached the But most people know it through the was the love song, “An Ordinary same lofty heights after he lost his movie, and the movie and the play Couple,” a duet between Maria lyricist, and emphasize the value of have distinct differences, one of which (Melissa Errico) and the Captain words to a song. is different music. After Oscar Ham- after they declare their love for one merstein died and the movie deal was another. Rogers never liked it, so The movie also moved songs. In made, Richard Rogers dumped two when he had the opportunity, he the play, “The Lonely Goatherd,” is a songs from the play and wrote new jettisoned it for a new song, “Some- yodeling song that Maria sings to the ones. It wasn’t a good idea. Dropped thing Good.” My feeling has always children in her bedroom in the first from the second act, was “No Way been that “Something Good,” while act. In the movie it was moved to the to Stop It,” a charming song sung by tuneful, is too pedestrian and self- second act in order to introduce Bill Captain von Trapp, Max Detweiler, centered, talking about Maria having and Cora Baird’s puppets. and Baroness Elsa Shraeder as Max done something good to deserve the is trying to convince the Captain that Captain. “An Ordinary Couple,” see SOUND OF MUSIC on p. 15 || ENTERTAINMENT TODAY FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 Theater Review Theater Review High marks for Reunion Thoughts has much to say football hero, and Dawn Merkel’s by Travis Michael Holder turn in the kitchen swallowing too With confessed deference to the many psychotropics. Every actor clever wonders of Tamara**, where keeps it real despite the need to talk audience members followed actors and move at once. Like Tamara, from room to room, TheSpyAnts there’s not time to unravel all the Theatre Company has taken the mysteries in one evening, making concept to the grounds of the San this is a production worth a second, Fernando Valley’s fictional Wood- or third, or even fourth look — and row Wilson High. In The Reunion: that big red star stamped on your Everything Changes, Everyone Stays program/report card (next to ALGE- the Same, the audience once again BRA) allows you do just that, at a P becomes part of the action, asked to discount. attend the high school reunion of the Class of 1984 and spy on those **Tamara performed to sold-out houses Tony Tanner’s play Second Thoughts students who had the cojones to return from 1980 to 1991 at the American Legion 4-ring mini-circus. Although Jonathan Nail as Ray threatens Leslie Cohen and face their incredibly messed-up Hall on Highland in Hollywood. Audiences by Kyle Moore in Zsazsa Gershick’s Bluebonnet Court some of the sketches seem a bit classmates ten years later. These “followed” different characters throughout For anyone who has ever been undercooked, it’s no matter — they a gang rape and premature death that folks have enough residual damage the facility, taking a break for dinner halfway bemused and bewildered to find serve as tasty filler to the musical left me whispering to my companion, to keep their psychiatrists in tee-off through. It was once calculated that with the themselves on the AARP’s mail- numbers, and Tanner’s irrepressible “Why, what a surprise!” As for the fees for years. number of characters, storylines, and stages ing list, Second Thoughts is a sweet, wit crackles throughout. Under- others, well, the ultra-bigoted Roy in Tamara, there were 479,001,600 ways to sentimental, and sometimes sarcastic scored simply and effectively with eventually confesses having a love Co-directors and writers Darcy see the play. look at life from a silver-haired piano (David Kole) and violin (Vera affair with his brother-in-law and Halsey and Danny Parker do an point of view. Writer Tony Tanner, Budinoff), Tanner’s Not-Ready- Lila tries to feel up Helen under the impressive job weaving the characters’ The Reunion at 74, still has plenty to say, and in For-the-Pasture Players take on popcorn box at the local movie house stories together, masterfully adding a Howard Fine Theater his new musical Second Thoughts, he aging, kids, grandkids, love (of all (a refreshingly fun and show-stealing few surprises as audience members 1445 N. Las Palmas Ave., Hollywood pours his unflagging wit and wry stripes), sex, exercise, and various turn by Hood). Even their verbally hop from patio to kitchen to bath- Now through Friday Aug. 26 abused and overworked servant loses Fri. 8 PM, Sat. 8 PM observations into a prolific 25 songs and sundry permutations thereof. room. The cast is golden, with nods Tickets $20 and sketches. her Clark Kent glasses and starts to Ryan Churchill’s animated class Box Office: (323) 860-8786 The fact that the evening con- wearing pants herself, finally going clown, Linc Hand’s broken former off to Hollywood hand-in-hand His cohorts for the evening are tains not a whit of morose con- with Helen. Angela DeCicco, a frenetic and templation of one’s mortality is a Theater Review funny diva, Lloyd Pederson, the droll clear indication that Tanner has Granted, Bluebonnet Court has a straight man to some of Tanner’s no intention of slowing down. As lot to say about the struggle for gay King commands attention best gags, Bobbi Stamm, saucy and his cast sings in “You Go On,” the well turned-out, and finally Tanner show’s closer, “there is still so much and civil rights, but those would be P more effectively presented without himself, the sly ringmaster to this left to prove.” Gershick’s verbal bulldozing. The Second Thoughts: The Musical Review audience is unfortunately tuned out September 10th, Saturdays @ 2PM, September 11th, Sunday @ 7PM long before Helen and Orla Mae hit Lonny Chapman Group Repertory Theatre the proverbial road to L.A. and some 10900 Burbank Blvd, North Hollywood much needed enlightenment. general admission $20 with discounts for seniours, students, and 4A’s members For more information: (818) 700-4878 or www.lcgrt.com or www.TheatreManie.com The Hudson Mainstage is at 6539 Santa Monica Bl., Hollywood. For tickets, call (323) 960-7721. P

Travis Michael Holder has been writing for ET since 1990. Also an award-winning actor, he has authored five plays produced in LA, Robert Mandan and Lawrence Pressman in King Lear Director Patsy Rodenburg’s taut, including Surprise Surprise, soon to be by Mary Mallory a feature film. His first novel,Waiting lean production focuses on the under- for Walk, will hopefully be published Tier 4 Company and Atlantic stated performances of the actors to before he jettisons his corpulent frame Overtures’ production of Shake- bring the icy betrayals alive. The off the Hollywood Sign. speare’s King Lear is a riveting and entire cast is outstanding in how mesmerizing update with wonderful they coolly, effortlessly define their performances. Set in a corrupt busi- characters. Robert Mandan gives a Travis’ ness environment of shifting alliances majestic performance as the imperi- and evil machinations, the classic hits ous King Lear, filled with authority, Critic’s Picks: home in today’s corporate-dominated humility, and intelligence. He also world. beautifully brings Shakespeare’s Oklahomo! words alive. Jayne Brook oozes Third Stage The story revolves around the guile and insincerity as the plotting DVERTISE IN strong, demanding patriarch and Goneril. Mili Avital evokes delicate A The Reunion his complicated relationship with vulnerability as the sensitive Corde- Howard Fine Theatre his three daughters. One gives him lia. Timothy V. Murphy brings a unconditional love and support while fierce, steadfast honesty to the ever- tick…tick…BOOM! the other two connive and plot against loyal Kent. The accents range from ENTERTAINMENT Coronet TODAY him. At the same time, uneasy alli- American to British to Irish. P CALL FOR INFORMATI0N AND RATES Unfinished American ances form to steal the kingdom/cor- Now through August 27 poration and gain power. As tragedy at Electric Lodge call: 818-566-4030 Highwayscape #9 & #32 Theatre at Boston Court befalls him, Lear shows true character 1416 Electric Avenue in Venice Tickets are $27 • Call 800/838-3006 email: [email protected] and emotional strength. www.Tier4Company.com || FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Television Television Whistler a guilty pleasure Cowell, Philbin team on Talent by M.Y. Lee rich kid son A.J. Varland (Brendan Penny), has now become a raging by Frank Barron Who is the real Beck MacKaye alcoholic. Carrie Miller (Amanda (David Paetkau)? He’s the reason Crew) is Beck’s ex-girlfriend, the Everything old is new again! For why the N’s new series, Whistler, is only one who sympathizes with a generation who never saw Ed Sul- so damn fascinating. The show is him. Running the hotel is Ethan livan or The Gong Show, the surprise about the Olympic snowboarding MacKaye’s brother, Ryan (Adam hit of the summer is America’s Got champion’s mysterious death and Harrington —almost a spitting Talent (Wed. at 8 PM), which has the legacy of even more mysterious image of another Ryan we see on been picked up by NBC for another Photos by Trae Patton Trae by Photos secrets he’s left behind. It’s remi- a FOX reality show) who usually outing mid-season. Obviously it was niscent of the failed WB show, The comes across as shady even when a great idea for the struggling Peacock Mountain, only it does what they he plays it straight. Network to go into business with couldn’t… merge the melodrama of Simon Cowell and FremantleMe- Melrose Place with the tension of the The storylines in Whistler are dia, producers of the phenomenally first season ofDesperate Housewives nothing groundbreaking, but they successful American Idol. Even host (oh, and also Whistler has already a provide exactly what one might Regis Philbin couldn’t annoy viewers second season pick-up). want in a prototypical melodrama. enough to keep them from tuning in Beck sometimes comes back from the colorful array of singers, dancers, Whistler, now more than half the dead and talks to some of the comics and unique acts. Hopefuls way through its first season, is a living characters. Although trendy, who could be headlining Vegas guilty pleasure full the device works showrooms, and others better suited of beautiful white because the writ- for carnival sideshows, strut their people sleep - ers don’t run it stuff in front of the celebrity judges, ing together, and into the ground. Brandy (Moesha) and David Has- wanting to sleep The acting is selhoff (Baywatch), with grumpy-Brit together. Jesse definitely not Piers Morgan filling Cowell’s role in Moss plays Quinn Emmy-award Idol. Brandy is happy that families MacKaye, Beck’s winning, but then are watching together and reveals, baby brother who’s again: it’s a soap, “My four-year-old daughter is the convinced of the so what do you biggest fan of the show. It’s a great improbability that expect? What talent show for all ages. I love seeing A talented contestant? his pro snowboard- definitely works the diversity of the performers, and I America’s Got Talent features celebrity judge ing sibling could on this show is appreciate the courage some of them David Hasselhoff (top), R&B artist judge die in an accident. that adorable have to come on stage and do what Brandy (middle), and host Regis Philbon MacKaye desper- Canadian ablaut they think they’re good at.” shown with producer Simon Cowell (bottom) ately searches for David Paetkau as Beck MacKaye t h a t ’s o f t e n the truth and gets obscured until Sibling rivalry is the theme of persona. “I have two young daughters hurled into Beck’s dark underworld someone inevitably says “aboot” or Showtime’s riveting dramatic series who think it’s funny that daddy plays of sex, partying, and money. He “hoose.” This is actually appropriate Brotherhood, with the eternal struggle bad guys — because they love their unravels secrets that every good soap since the show takes place in British of good and evil at its core. Focus- daddy. Being Lucius Malfoy is great should have —blackmail, adultery, Columbia. ing on two Irish brothers, one a fun and makes me super cool with and criminal cover-ups. criminal, the other a politician, the kids. It’s a pleasure for me to give Also for the families — Hilton A positive and a negative for 11-episode story an autograph or Hotels and Discovery Kids Channel The drama part of the show Whistler is that it’s on the N. The is unfolding with sign a picture,” have teamed up to make the last days (frankly a little weak) contains sto- only time one might come across the crooks mak- he explains. But of summer a great experience for kids rylines of Beck’s family and friends this show is while watching reruns of ing the rules in a the extraordi- and their parents. The “Summer of and how they deal with the tragic Dawson’s Creek or My So-Called Life blue-collar New nary experience Discovery” package, a family vacation death of their local hero. Beck’s (which is how I came to hear of it). England neighbor- may be coming promotion is being offered at all father, Ethan MacKaye (Nick Lea Although the network broadcasts hood. By crooks I to an end for participating Hilton Hotels in the from The X-Files), once a promising racy, edgy original programming mean politicians Isaacs, due to the United States, Canada, and Mexico. snowboarding champion himself like DeGrassi and South of Nowhere, in Providence, plot line for the In addition to special rates given to until a cliché knee injury rips apart most teenagers and young adults Rhode Island. upcoming Harry the adults, and a chance to enter an his dreams, has difficulty mov- seem to be faithful to their WB — I Playing the sons Potter stories. In exotic vacation contest — at check-in ing on. Ethan ignores his younger mean CW — and FOX teenybopper of an indomitable Harry Potter and the kids (12 and under) are greeted son, Quinn, and leaves his wife, dramas. On the flipside, ratings are Irish matriarch are the Order of the at the hotels with a complimentary Jen (Ingrid Kavalaars), to manage low expectations and the show can Jason Clarke as Phoenix, which Hilton Discovery Kids Pack. To Beck’s estate alone. Beck’s erstwhile risk storylines that the primetime the politician, and is the fifth movie help them enjoy an adventure-filled sponsor money seems to have disap- networks would not allow. Jason Isaacs as the Jason Isaacs stars in Brotherhood scheduled for vacation, they get a free continental peared into thin air; consequently, gangster. Veteran release in 2007, breakfast, activity book, a subscription the family —supported solely by a Steamy sex scenes, various actress Fionnula Flanagan is the Isaacs is set to return as Lucius to the Cosmeo online homework tool, struggling pub— continues to suffer love triangles, and mysterious plot steely mom who taught both her sons Malfoy. But he reveals “for book six, and a Discovery Kids DVD featuring financial hardships. twists will keep a sufficient audience to put “family first.” I’m definitely not working because episodes of the hit Saturday morn- engaged in Whistler. As long as the I’m in prison all the way through. So ing reality series Endurance (sort of On the opposite end of the spec- show’s writers can continue to use all Brotherhood actually filmed in I’m hoping for a big prison breakout a pint-size Survivor). Afterwards, trum is the extremely wealthy and of these devices properly, the show Providence, where Isaacs says he was in book seven.” kids can share their vacation by attractive Varland family that owns a should be fine. The only concern is occasionally recognized as the sinister sending in photos or videos, along hugely popular, successful hotel and what do they do after Beck’s murder Lucius Malfoy by Harry Potter movie He’s encouraging Potter fans to with a short story about their summer resort headed by the always-schem- is solved? He is the most fascinating fans, “but only when I walked around write in and demand the return of adventures to Show Us Your Summer ing Adrien Varland (Christopher character in the show, even though with a velvet cape, walking cane and, Lucius. “For god’s sake, I’ve got my at DiscoveryKids.com, and their Shyer) who capitalizes off of the he’s dead. By then, let’s hope the of course, a small blue elf.” The tal- fingers crossed for anyone who’s a fan video/photos may be selected to air on recently deceased Beck. Of course, writers will have gotten us attached ented British actor has a long list of of mine to please write and get him the Discovery Kids Channel. So now this creates major drama between to the other characters and find a menacing roles to his credit, includ- out of prison for book seven. Because the youngsters can just say, “Log on the Varlands and the MacKayes. The way to develop another fascinating ing the iconic Captain Hook in the right now, I don’t know whether I’m or tune in,” when their teachers ask, P best friend of Beck, Adrien’s spoiled mystery. much-lauded 2003 filmPeter Pan. Yet going to get to be in the next film, “What did you do on your summer P he’s really nothing like his on-screen and I do love the role.” vacation?” || ENTERTAINMENT TODAY FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 Column Q & A with an ad executive

Have TV advertisers felt a pinch with the Hollywood Insider with emergence of new tech- Dawn Miller nologies like TiVo? Tivo and On Demand Emily Johnson works in the advertising are still in a very small industry as an Account Manager for Comcast percentage of house- Spotlight, with clients including Casino holds. Also on the flip Morongo, Ashley Furniture and Giant RV. side, with all this new technology like VOD Please describe your typical day. Emily Johnson (Video on Demand) I never have a typical day. The one thing that there are so many new opportunities for is consistent is Starbucks in the morning. advertisers, if they are prepared to think out What do you think would surprise people to of the box and utilize new mediums, it is to know about the advertising industry? their advantage. As a company we run 540,000 commercials a How has Comcast dealt with the shift in month and as consumers we are exposed to advertising dollars toward the growing oppor- 3,000 advertisements on a daily basis. tunities in online and mobile advertising? What made you go into advertising? Our annual budgets are still as aggressive as I was working as a temp for a Publishing they always were and we are meeting the House in the U.K. and they approached me growth challenges. Of course we feel it at to sell advertising. I had no idea at first what times, but we sell a relevant medium. it entailed but I haven’t done anything else Branded entertainment is a key part of a com- since. panies marketing strategy nowadays. How do What are the pros and cons? you make the right decisions for where your clients place adverts? The pros are that its fast paced, ever chang- ing, and there is no such thing as a typical Comcast embraces the consultative sale, so day. The cons are that it is very unpredictable we spend a great deal of time trying to under- and sometimes it feels that you are juggling stand what our clients are trying to achieve too many things. and why. Our ideal is to ensure the right strategy even if that means we are not part of What tips have you got for those looking to get the mix. We have 44 networks that we place into the business? commercials on and so we can be very target- Persistence. It is hard work but being thick ed not only by network but also by program. skinned and persistent is the key in my mind. I’m sure you are involved in many promotional Oh, and always retain your sense of humor. activities (events for clients). How much do How do you feel about Time Warner’s joint you feel they help your client? deal with Comcast to buy the assets of bank- Enormously. I think that’s one of our main rupt cable provider Adelphia? selling points and something that needs to be The merger is going to change the advertising utilized more and more, especially in the cur- environment drastically and afford so many rent environment. We are all savvy consum- opportunities. Time Warner will be respon- ers so we are becoming harder and harder to sible for 76% of the Los Angeles Market, reach, so a combination of everything is the P which is incredible. only way to go.

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as well have been in Africa. Now ment. Dozens of restaurants set up to humanitarians Jim and Lauren Charles Durning, John O’Hurley Hollywood Beat with Ringling Brothers’ main attraction food booths, and more than 3,000 Freedman and Los Angeles Magazine (love that guy from Dancing with is a team of hat juggling acrobats, participants chowed down on every- for sponsoring this fantastic event. the Stars) Eva La Rue, and James Marci Weiner sort of like a tacky vaudeville show thing from pizzas to paella. Adam Woods. For ticket info please call — outdated and outclassed by the Corolla left his newborn twin boys at Doris Roberts is among the 818-888-6182. Hope to see you P The Greatest Show on Earth? Cirque de’Soleil. Their secondary home to host the event’s live auction. celebrity participants scheduled there on the Hollywood Beat. Hardly! Where were the three attraction is Ringmaster Jennifer He fell in love with a nine-month- to attend a “Texas Holdem” poker rings? Where were the lions and Fuentes, former finalist onAmerican old lab that was up for bidding, and tournament on August 19th at the tigers? What about the high-flying Idol. While she sure is a beauty, her later joined Kristy Swanson (Buffy Renaissance Hollywood Hotel. This trapeze artists? Ringling Brothers vocal talents are better served on the the Vampire Slayer) for a sip of wine event benefits the Caucus for TV Barnum & Bailey obviously has small screen. from Lohr vineyards. Swanson, who producers, writers and directors given in to PETA (People for the was with her new beau, later “skated” foundation, and provides grants for Ethical Treatment of Animals) and A more entertaining evening was over to La Mill for a cup of coffee, student filmmakers. Chaired by other animal rights organizations spent at Concern Foundations 32nd where the two love birds were caught Chuck Fries and Lee Miller, this and have “tamed” down their show. Annual Block Party at Paramount smooching the night away. evening is open to the public at $150 There is one token elephant who Studios. Entitled the “Great Out- per person, and includes a start-up struts around the rim of the arena, doors Adventure,” this event featured The best news is that over one package of chips, wine bar, and dinner. and a huge photo image of a remote a silent auction, rock climbing, casino million dollars was raised that eve- Other celebs slated to participate pachyderm family who might just ning to help fight cancer. Kudos include Ed Asner, Pamela Bach, gaming, and live musical entertain- Kristy Swanson

|| FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Concert Review Column Vans Warped Tour at Pomona Fairgrounds Music legend going solo Kat: I especially love “Hurricane” – by Revn Kevin of Rock City News A very important side story to the VANS Tour this year is how the promoters and organizers have made the single, and the ballad “Heal The tremendous ecological strides. Transportation for Words n Music with Rage.” What was the inspiration The 11th Annual installment of the VANS Warped a huge chunk of the Tour is provided by a fleet of 14 behind it? Tour hit the Pomona Fairgrounds like an inferno with Kat Kramer buses, 11 trucks, and three generators that all run on 11 Stages, Skateboard Demos, and a Vendor area bio-diesel fuel that reduces pollutants by up to 20%. Blondie: Thank you, “Heal The that resembled a small swap meet. The brainchild of Feeding the hordes of people on the Tour is Tada Well folks, what do The Rolling Rage” is one of my favorites. It’s Kevin Lyman, the Warped Tour grows each year and Catering who uses non-plastic utensils, thus preventing Stones, The Band, The Beach Boys, special because my daughter Noelle yet still retains its small town carnival atmosphere. thousands of pounds of waste going to the dump. AOL The Byrds, Eric Clapton, and Bon- sings on it and it’s great to work with This is partly due to the fact that the fans, who provides biodegradable drinking cups, the Hot Topic nie Raitt have in common? Blondie her. I’m writing some songs for her stream in from the far reaches of SoCal, can get up Stage runs on a solar-powered system up to nine hours Chaplin. This genius singer/song- to record on her own because she’s close and personal with a ton of their favorite groups. a day using totally pollution-free power, and each stop writer and South African native has good. She also writes lyrics, whatever on the Tour has hundreds of fans and volunteers picking been in demand with the top musi- is natural for her, I encourage. She It’s great that so many acts get together, but with 11 up literally tons of recyclables. I personally witnessed cians in the music business since the was the main inspiration. Stages, a huge logistical problem arises: who do you want this in action. mid-60’s. If you’ve ever listened to to see the most? As I wandered the complex, I was able the beautiful lead vocal on The Beach Kat: How did you choose the to catch sets on the main stages by headliners Joan Jett With all this environmental effort in action this Boys’ “Sail On Sailor” — you’ve heard musicians? and the Blackhearts, NOFX, Less Than Jake, and Anti- Tour saves the Earth’s precious resources like no other the soaring voice of Blondie Chaplin Flag. I cruised some of the smaller stages and checked Tour can boast. For more information visit www. and you probably didn’t even know it. Blondie: Well, there aren’t many out sets by first time Tour punks Eight Fingers Down and warpedtour.com and to see the photos in huge color Now, Chaplin has decided to spend on the album. Just Keith Lentin rockers Otto’s Daughter, fronted by hottie Jacqueline. come visit me at www.revnkevin.com. P some time in the spotlight with his — who produced it with me, he also new CD “Between Us,” recently played bass, and Anton Fig from Concert Review released on Big Karma Records. The David Letterman Band played drums. I did all the music…I wrote Redd Kross at Redcat Theater downtown L.A. Blondie Chaplin has put together the songs with Keith (Lentin) in a wonderful group of songs on his my bedroom. Steve Barber did Around,” “Girl God,” and “Follow the Leader”) and third solo album. “Hurricane” is the the lovely string arrangements. I by Dustin Lane of Rock City News Neurotica (Frosted Flake, What They Say, and Robert first single, and is extremely catchy wanted it to be economical. It’s not Hecker’s wonderful “Love Is You”) had everyone out with an optimistic sound and beat. the biggest production. There were According to Steven McDonald, it has been nine of their seats, as they danced and sung along to every One of the truly beautiful melodic no outside guests or editions. years since older brother Jeff has been on stage. There chorus. They even broke out “Bubblegum Factory” from tracks is “Mother Smother,” which were no signs of rust as Redd Kross took to the stage for 1990’s Third Eye. It was basically a greatest hits set that was written as a loving tribute to Kat: On The Stones tour, are you this year’s Don’t Knock the Rock Festival. Reuniting could easily have been twice as long. To close out the the late Rick Danko (The Band), circulating the CD to local European with band mates Robert Hecker and Roy McDonald night, Steven brought out his wife, Anna Waronker, and who was a friend and collaborator radio stations? (from the “Neurotica” and “Third Eye” albums), the launched in to “Your Bed,” a song by Redd Kross side of Chaplin’s. Kross rocked as though they had never been gone. project Ze Malibu Kids. I have not been this happy after Blondie: It’s just starting to happen. From the opening chords of “Lady in the Front Row,” a concert in years. And with a new Redd Kross album Other lovely songs include “Love When I get to Amsterdam — that the 250 people lucky enough to score tickets could tell coming out some time this year, we can all benefit from Is The Power” and “Crawl.” “So Hard” will be the big push. I’m playing a that this was going to be a night to remember. Hearing having one of the best bands to have ever come out of is a country-esque ballard, and “Love gig at a Rolling Stones’ club called songs from “Phaseshifter” (“Crazy World,” “Jimmy’s Los Angeles back at the top of its game. You Till I Die” is an uptempo, reg- Paradiso. [Stones backup vocalist] Fantasy,” “Huge Wonder,” and “After School Special”) gae-style ditty. My personal favorite Bernard Fowler is appearing along took me back to the early 90’s and to a time when “indie Redd Kross will also be playing at Sunset Junction is the haunting “Heal The Rage,” a with me. It’s a jam session, but I’m P rock” was good. Songs from “Show World” (“Mess on August 26. tribute to the victims of Hurricane hoping to play some tunes from Katrina. It’s a song with a melody “Between Us.” It just hit the States, you just can’t stop humming, and and I will be doing some live gigs in it features a slow, lilting beat and L.A. to promote the CD – maybe sweeping string sounds. before Christmas, but definitely in Spring 2007. I’ll keep you posted. Chaplin is currently touring I’m really looking forward to it. Europe with the world’s greatest rock n’ roll band — The Rolling Kat: How long did it take you to Stones — as one of their back-up record the entire album? Was it a singers/musicians. But he still found long process? time to chat with me all the way from Berlin, Germany. Blondie: I recorded it when I had time – over a 2-year period. It was a Kat Kramer: How’s the Europe nice way to work. We’d start out at tour going? I wish I was there. 10 AM and finish around 6:30 or 7 Can’t wait till you guys come back! PM. I needed that discipline, it was like a 9 to 5 job. It took all day on Blondie Chaplin: Extremely well. some of the tracks — you just keep It’s very hot! But beautiful. I took doing it, you keep playing. a train ride from Munich to Berlin, it was glorious. But the weather is On November 18, Chaplin and unusually warm. The Rolling Stones will give plenty of “satisfaction” when they rock Kat: I love the new CD, what made Dodgers Stadium in L.A. as one of you decide to take a more personal their final North American stops approach? on The Bigger Bang World Tour! www.RollingStones.co. Or, Blondie: I wanted to do that — it’s check out his new website. completely honest, and it’s a side www.BlondieChaplin.com of me I wanted to explore. …It’s about relationships, Africa — very Live Your Dreams… personal. I covered a lot of ground. Kat P || ENTERTAINMENT TODAY FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 Concert Review CSYN: free world Live at the Verizon Amphitheater

by Sean Reynolds Last Sunday the heat wave that had held much of the West Coast hostage was finally showing signs of relenting. An ocean breeze rolled over the olive and amber hills while early stars glittered softly through the sunset clouds over Irvine when the four lifetime friends raised their guitars to open the show with a song from Neil Young’s controversial new CD, “Living with War.” “Flags of Freedom” is a ballad written for the young men who are “going off to war” and their families that are wishing them farewell. “Listenin’ to Bob Dylan in 1963 watching the flags of freedom flying,” the words are purposefully remi- niscent of Dylan’s “Chimes of Freedom Flashing.” Gigantic flags alternated between America’s Stars and Stripes and Canada’s Maple Leaf before a huge peace symbol covered the back of the stage.

David Crosby, Graham Nash, and Stephen Stills—reunited with their long-time Buffalo Springfield friend—fused their voices in rich har- mony on four more familiar selections including “Wooden Ships” and “Carry On” before supporting Neil on five songs from his anti-war release. A large “We The People” lay across the floor of the stage like an enormous Declaration of Independence as Neil tore into his old black Les Paul during “The Restless Consumer” in which he contorts his face, deeply pleading “don’t need no more lies.” Before the intermission the band would knock-out fourteen songs. Crosby sang his melancholy “Almost Cut My Hair” and Nash resurrected an old Vietnam protest tune, “Military Madness.” The four blended soft even tones on “Déjà Vu” as Young sang again to salute the men and women serving over-seas.

Rick Rosas on bass guitar, Spooner Oldham on keyboards, and Ben Keith on pedal steel are familiar friends of Neil Young. They are a few of the perform- ers who join with him in place of Talbot, Molina, and Sampedro of Crazy Horse and they were as sharp as ever Sunday night. Young is a fortunate artist sur- rounded by incredible talent. The show slowly gained momentum after the break. CSN harmonized on a favorite old tune, “Our House” and Young charmed his fans with a piano solo of “Only Love Can Break Your Heart.” With searchlights circling over the swollen crowd, Young stomped his familiar Indian step as he cranked up the sound with “Old Black,” backing Stills on “Tree-top Flyer,” a tribute to low- flying drug smugglers. Stills, his voice straining with an ancient blues luster, belted out “Southern Cross” and the crowd was on their feet. As Tommy Bray blew taps amidst a cloud of simulated battle smoke, Young launched into his most controversial song on the new CD, “Let’s Impeach the President.”

The aging rock icons, infamous for their anti-war ballads, returned the patrons to their seats with an a cappella “Find The Cost of Freedom” and a soulful interpretation of “For What It’s Worth.” The show climbed back to fever rhythm with the inflammatory “Ohio” and they sent the crowd home screaming with one of Young’s most popular and recognizable hits, “Keep On Rockin’ in the Free World.”

The show was surprisingly free of rhetoric. The musicians opted to use their instruments and lyr- ics to convey their message of hope and unity. The harmonies were clear and haunting. The guitars were crisp and sweet. And Good Old Neil with his Fender Deluxe and trusted Les Paul seemed ready to save the world on his own. P || FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Book Review Entertainment News A feel of real pulp

by Sean Reynolds

With his debut novel, Paul Malmont revisits the brief pre-war era of pulp magazines. His inspired utilization of pulp conventions — the morbid fascination with the nostalgic edge-of-your-seat thrill- ers of yesteryear — presents bizarre tales culled from the extraordinary lives of two well-known writers of the genre, Walter Gibson and Left: Gibson in 1995’s Braveheart Lester Dent. The Chinatown Death Above: Gibson in his mug shot was not quite Tom Delay, but still pretty chipper Cloud Peril has all the components that would satisfy the demands of a Hollywood blockbuster: enervat- things that a prosecutor could ing foot chases through crowded use to enhance the chances of city streets, ghoulish slime-laden conviction. Statements made by creatures, screaming midnight trains, and dangerous sea passages. Known the defendant could shine light by his nom de plum Maxwell Grant, Gibson was the genius behind the on his state of mind and mental notorious Street and Smith character The Shadow (best known today as condition at the time of driving. Alec Baldwin in the late 1990’s feature adaptation). Lester Dent, aka Up in flames? Gibson’s alleged statements Kenneth Robeson, contributed Doc Savage to a prototypical five-cents- have been front page news and a-word Depression Era publisher. could be used by a prosecutor Public defender examines the case against Gibson to indicate that he was under The novel begins with Gibson sitting at the White Horse Tavern in the influence. One problematic Greenwich Village asking, “You think life can’t be like the pulps? Let me by Jonathan W. Hickman report asserts that the result of the part of the narrative report concerns tell you a story.” As he slowly unravels his yarn, Gibson nervously practices preliminary test was a reading of .12 questioning of Gibson by the officer a sleight-of-hand — his Chesterfield cigarette magically materializes then This week it has been impossible percent of blood alcohol concentra- regarding an open bottle of tequila disappears out of his fingers. The cigarette tip glows as he spins theTale to escape news of Mel Gibson’s tion. In California, the vehicle code supposedly found in Gibson’s vehicle. of the Sweet Flower War, involuntarily typing his words onto the table arrest for allegedly driving under section 23152(b) mandates it a mis- From the hard-to-read incident before him while he speaks. The narrative is rife with dime-store blood the influence. TMZ.com managed demeanor (crime usually punishable report, it does not appear that such and passion, pulp fiction paranoia, and newsstand villains. to procure a copy of what is said to by incarceration of 12 months or questioning was accompanied by be the police officer’s incident report. less) to drive with a blood alcohol Miranda warnings to Gibson. This Loaded with scotch and ink, Dent and Gibson are dispatched from the After reading the four-page narrative concentration of .08 percent or more. could be an area where the defense New York bar to dual spectacular journeys that will ineluctably interweave from TMZ, the news for Mr. Gibson Defense attorneys can attack the counsel might plausibly seek to have and eventually reunite them on an adventure that could very well outdo (both legally and in the public eye) test as apocryphal, as one may claim any statements suppressed. many of the noir stories they’ve published respectively. isn’t good. With the dramatic public that it was processed improperly or outrage over Gibson’s alleged tirade, that the readout was not accurate. A The bottle of liquor itself is critical Although the story grows a bit wearisome at times, Malmont uses the criminal punishment involved host of experts could be employed evidence for the prosecution. Another the enormous egos of Gibson and Dent, the dark and crowded streets of may be the least of his worries. But, to debate the science behind breath potentially damaging portion of the New York, and the exotic backdrop of Chinatown in conjunction with because my day job is that of the testing. More than one defendant has report from a legal perspective is the a coterie of prominent personalities of the era —Louis L’Amour, Orson Public Defender in a misdemeanor made successful use of such expert allegation that Gibson attempted to Welles, Harry Houdini, and L. Ron Hubbard, to name a few— as he court, Entertainment Today asked me testimony at trial. escape. At trial, evidence of fleeing constructs an all-encompassing experience of dangerous intrigue. to analyze the purported facts and the scene of a crime could be argued give my analysis of the case against Missing from the narrative por- as an indication of guilt. It does not Malmont recalls that he found a copy of a Bantam reprint of Doc Gibson from a legal standpoint. tion of the report available on TMZ is appear that Gibson was charged Savage at a book sale when he was ten-years-old. His father came to any reference to any other field sobri- with obstruction of an officer but share his enthusiasm for pulp fiction. Gibson has been formally charged ety testing. But other portions of the that charge may be levied when the with two separate counts of DUI. But report may contain this information. prosecutor gets the case. “To support my addiction,” Malmont went under California Law, he can only There are a number of field sobriety on to say, “he gave me copies of The Shadow be sentenced on one of them. One tests that law enforcement uses to A DUI case can be one of the radio broadcast featuring Orson Welles who charge is a general DUI, the other build their case against a defendant. most complex cases handled by a would ask the famous question, ‘Who knows is driving over the legal limit. The These tests are often performed in defense attorney or prosecutor. It what evil lurks in the hearts of men?’ I’m not prosecutor charged both to cover its front of the officer’s patrol car and is one of the only cases in which a a serious collector of the genre, but I love the bases. News reports state that Mr. captured on videotape. The truth is conviction may depend on degree. style, and it finally came together in my head Gibson was initially stopped for that none is particularly scientific. This means one could drink and to write about it.” speeding. From a trial perspective, Each test is greatly dependent on the drive, but can only be found guilty if it is important to understand that environmental conditions present, the the concentration of alcohol makes Another phantom writer haunting the speeding is not normally an offense instructions given by the officer, the that person less safe or is over the Author Paul Malmont chapters of The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril associated with a person under the athletic prowess of the defendant, established legal limit. If no proba- is H. P. Lovecraft. An obscure newsstand influence. More often than not, the age of the defendant, and the tion is given, first offenders face a contributor in the 1930’s, he failed to reach the top tier. Nevertheless, someone suspected of drinking while observation abilities of the officer. minimum jail sentence of 96 hours, he’s today lionized as an icon for artists and writers who are enamored driving is pulled over for failure to The officer looks for what are referred 48 of which must be served continu- with the macabre and bizarre. maintain in his/her lane of traffic to as “clues” in order to prove what he ously. The maximum jail sentence is (referred to as “weaving”). Therefore, already suspects —that the defendant six months. One’s driving license is “I set out to write a book that is fun and entertaining,” says the author. should Mr. Gibson’s attorneys decide is under the influence. suspended on the first conviction for “You know, filled with death clouds and cowboys and stuff. Gibson and to go to trial, they will no doubt point six months. Most of my clients are Dent were the Spielberg and Lucas of their generation, and Hubbard is out that he sufficiently controlled his Therefore, without any other field terribly affected by the loss of license just fascinating for what he did. He transgressed the genre of pulp and vehicle, whatever the rate of speed. sobriety test in the Gibson case, the associated with a conviction for DUI. established the Church of Scientology.” strength of the charges will depend on Should Mel Gibson be convicted of P The incident report indicates that the other observations by the officer. DUI, I seriously doubt that losing The question remains. Is it real or is it pulp? once Mr. Gibson was stopped, he The lengthy narrative section of the his license will adversely affect his P was given a field sobriety test. The alleged report reveals a number of mobility. |10| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 Film Review Identity intrigue in Listener THE NIGHT e v e n t LISTENER

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As in the film, to the small Wisconsin town where Maupin befriended the boy and his Donna and Pete reside, I started to Gabriel (Robin Williams), a adoptive mother through a long- wonder if things were going to take a middle-aged gay man, first learns of distance phone relationship. After truly bizarre turn ala Stephen King’s young Pete (Rory Culkin) from an his ex-partner detected the similarity Misery, which also brought together editor who plans to publish the boy’s between the boy’s voice and that of an off-center, mentally unbalanced memoir— a tragic tale of sexual and his mother, Maupin began to question woman with a writer with whom she physical abuse at the hands of his not only the boy and his story, but also was obsessed. parents. His adoptive mother, Donna his own need to believe in it. (Toni Collette), says he wrote the Rory Culkin isn’t given a great memoir as a way of dealing with what Williams as Gabriel pulls out deal to do in the role of Pete, but happened to him, and it is remark- the serious persona he played to what he does, he does quite well. If he ably mature piece of work for a 14- perfection in Good Will Hunting. I keeps taking interesting roles like this year-old boy to have written. After enjoy him in his serious roles, far one, he’ll end up with a career that far Gabriel reads the book, he forms a more than in his off-the-wall, super- surpasses that of big brother Macau- fatherly relationship of sorts with energetic comedian routine. And, his lay. Sandra Oh lights up the screen as We are here to make your event a truly the boy over the phone and through performance in The Night Listener is Gabriel’s friend and assistant, Anna. memorable one, taking care of all the details. letters. Pete is sick with AIDS and one of his best. 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Photo by: Anne Joyce / Courtesy of Miramax Films Anne of Joyce / Courtesy Miramax by: Photo also writes for eFilmCritic.com and is based on real-life events from HollywoodBitchslap.com. Maupin’s life. In 1992, Maupin was Tony Collette is frightening as Donna |11| FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Film Review By Peter Sobczynski and uncharted. Actually, they do discover evidence that others explorers were in there before—some Having played virtually everywhere else in the world, century-old pieces of climbing equipment—but the British horror filmThe Descent has finally arrived in the fact that the cave remains unknown would America atop a wave of fanboy hype claiming it as a seem to indicate that whomever left it behind modern masterpiece and one of the most terrifying didn’t quite make it out themselves. films ever made. Thanks to such advances as the Internet, this kind of pre-release hype has become This stretch of the movie is easily the best more and more common in recent years in the world section because of the way that writer/director of independent genre filmmaking and sometimes Neil Marshall (whose previous work was the Voice of the chatter winds up being fully justified—Ginger cult favorite Dog Soldiers) slowly and efficiently Snaps,The Blair Witch Project, and May imme- ratchets up the suspense by effectively playing on ET critics disagree on Descent diately leap to mind—but too often, it turns some of the most basic of human fears. No matter spelunking scarefest out to be just a lot of hot air surrounding utterly how brave of a face we may put on, all of us have a ordinary crud like Cabin Fever or too many Japanese deep-seated terror of such things as being buried horror films to mention. While The Descent is alive, being hopelessly lost in a location that no nowhere near as bad as the latter examples, one would ever think to look, and suffering a leg it too fails to live up to its advance billing break of Joe Theisman-like proportions. Marshall and becomes just another exercise in silly milks those elements with such cruel elegance gore and sillier plotting that will probably that even the most jaded horror buffs, especially disappoint those expecting it to be the confirmed urbanites like myself who consider even Next Big Horror Thing. a simple “nature walk” as high-octane nightmare fuel, are likely to respond to it—so much so that THE DESCENT After a prologue they may even find themselves willing to overlook Directed by Neil Marshall setting up the per- Marshall’s fondness for cheap “BOO” moments, Starring: Shauna MacDonald, sonal trauma of the dream sequences, flat dialogue (“It’s the dark, it Will Ferrell co-wrote Talladega Nights and Anchorman with writer/director Adam McKay Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid, main character—a plays tricks on you”), and sketchily-developed Saskia Mulder, Nora-Jane Noone, throughly ugly and characters. MyAnna Burning unnecessary bit that 99 minutes, Rated R apes the opening At this point, however, our heroines discover of Dead Calm and that they are not alone in the cave and both could have easily the women and the film wind up quickly going (3 1/2 out of 4 stars) (2 out of 4 stars) been cut without straight to hell as it devolves into yet another much of a loss—The story of people being picked off in the dark by

Photo by Alex Photo Bailey Descent sets us down in the Appala- an array of loathsome, flesh-eating creatures. The chians to introduce our victims-to-be, gold standard for this particular subgenre is still a group of women (mostly British) on Ridley Scott’s 1979 masterpiece Alien and it is their yearly extreme-sports excursion. clear that Marshall studied that film long and by Warren Curry Like most horror movies, The Descent is thrust into motion by a severe error in judgment. But This year, American daredevil Juno hard in preparation for The Descent—both films Over the years, I’ve seen my fair share of once the women process the dire situation, most (Natalie Mendoza) has arranged for the feature strong female leads, a long tension-build- horror movies, but I need to think way back to of their subsequent decisions are plausible. exploration of an underground cave system ing first half that quietly builds to a jaw-dropping my pre-teen years to recall one that genuinely Mendoza as Juno makes for a sexy for her pals—Sarah (Shauna Macdonald), moment of pure visceral terror, and a second half frightened me. The Descentis a relentlessly paced and enjoyably authoritative leader. whose trip the year before ended with that that consists of one jolt after another. The differ- movie that could very possibly leave you bruised Her interaction with Macdonald’s Sarah catastrophic prologue, Beth (Alex Reid), ence between the two is that Scott remembered from all the squirming you’re sure to do, and is pivotal as secrets rise to the surface, and schoolteacher Rebecca (Saskia Mulder), to quietly build up the characters as well (so that one of the most intense viewing experiences I’ve Sarah becomes able to summon the confidence med student Sam (MyAnna Buring), their eventual demises would have some mean- ever endured. British filmmaker Neil Marshall she’s lacked since the loss of her family. and hotshot newcomer Holly (Nora- ing). He also threw enough surprises into the delivers a full on assault with his follow-up to Jane Noone whom you may recall as the mix even after the monster popped out of John 2002’s cult favorite Dog Soldiers. Often, Mar- Although the women’s encounters with feistiest of the victims in The Magdalene Hurt so that viewers would never know what to shall deprives you of even a moment to catch their predators provide constant jolts, the Sisters). All is fun and games for a expect next. your breath. And the film remains consistently film may have been better served to balance this while until a cave-in seals off their suspenseful and riveting in the third-act, when with the natural dangers of the cave. There’s no entrance and it turns out that By comparison, Marshall, after shooting his most horror movies grow tiresome. mistaking that the cave is a treacherous element, but instead of being the well-charted wad with the big scare moment (which was sadly a few more scenes showing the women grappling with and patrolled cave system that given away it in the trailers), has nothing else Six thrill-seeking women convene in the the completely foreign terrain would have added to the Juno suggested, it is in fact a Appalachian Mountains to explore a cave. film’s sense of displacement and desperation. system that remains unexplored see DESCENT on p.14 Juno (Natalie Mendoza) is the group’s leader, determined to protect the fragile emotional The Descent takes a page or two from state of Sarah (Shauna Macdonald) who lost other horror/thrillers, most obviously Aliens. her husband and daughter in a grizzly car But Marshall also brings his own ideas to the accident a year earlier. In good spirits, the table and isn’t the least bit timid about push-

women set off on their excursion, and descend ing his audience to its collective breaking by Alex Photo Bailey into the cave with little problem. But when the point. Those who have read anything about tunnel collapses behind them, Juno reveals she this movie are probably aware that the U.S. brought the group to a different cave than they version contains a different ending than the had discussed. This cave has not been mapped British release. Judging from what I’ve heard or documented at all, and it’s not entirely clear of the original ending, they shouldn’t have — perhaps even doubtful — that anyone who touched it…but this is a minor point. has ventured into it has survived to tell the tale. When their understandable anger subsides, the The Descent deserves to be seen on the group soldiers on to navigate the treacherous big screen in a packed theater — a rare cave and find a way out. If the situation didn’t experience that should be shared. Even the look bleak enough, it turns out the cave they’ve most cynical viewers will have their faith in chosen is inhabited by a mutant, subhuman the horror genre firmly restored.P species with a taste for human blood.

Reviews by Warren Curry also appear on Entertainment Insiders (www.einsiders.com) and can be heard on the podcast Filmmakers Pod (www.filmmakerspod.com). Feature photo: Juno (Natalie Mendoza) leads the way for Rebecca (Saskia Mulder) in The Descent Above: Juno plans an escape with Beth (Alex Reid) and Sarah (Shauna MacDonald) |12| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006

Film Review Anchorman rides again

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Take Phil Upchurch scenes that are never quite as the character played by Eloise and Debra Laws 110 minutes, Rated PG-13 funny as the creators seem to Amy Adams, whom Rahsaan Patterson think they are. This results you’ll remember from in some genuinely hilarious moments sur- her utterly endearing performance as the preg- rounded by a lot of aimless noodling, and a nant sister-in-law in Junebug. For most of the film that, on the grand scale of Classic Comedy, running time, her presence is so superfluous falls somewhere between Bewitched and Days to the proceedings that you wonder a.) why of Thunder. the character is there in the first place and b.) why they bothered to hire Adams for such a Ferrell once again plays a self-absorbed nothing role. Finally, she gets a funny scene to dope who starts off at the top of a unique perform — the inspirational speech that goads 347 East 1st Street . Los Angeles . 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He has it all — a NASCAR fans — Ricky names his two bratty fabulous trophy wife (Leslie Bibb), a loyal best kids Walker and Texas Ranger, and considers at the Historic Far East Building in Little Tokyo pal/teammate ( John C. Reilly), and so many an evening at Applebee’s to be dining out endorsement deals that the only place on his “someplace special.” At other times, perhaps car to fit a Fig Newton decal is his windshield. mindful that millions of NASCAR fans/ With the arrival of hotshot French driver Jean potential ticket buyers might not be thrilled Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen), Ricky finds his with being mocked, the two seem willing to world turned upside-down as he quickly loses pander to them, mostly with the walking, everything in the wake of a massive car crash talking gay joke/French joke that is Girard, that prevents him from being able to get back a character so bottomlessly evil that he walks behind the wheel. Thanks to the questionable into a roadhouse and plays Charlie Parker on training methods of his recently-returned the jukebox. Eventually, the film just gives up father (including driving with a live cougar on trying to maintain a consistent tone and OPEN NOW! in the car) and the love of true-blue assistant settles for a lot of elaborate car crashes. Susan (Amy Adams), Bobby is able to over- Catering, Banquet & Party Facilities AVAILABLE NOW come his fears and get back into form before see TALLADEGA on p. 20 facing Jean in the big final race. |13| FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Film Review DESCENT from p. 12 Barnyard animals freak out up his sleeve other than gallons of blood, slime, and innards becoming AVIDEATURE EDITINGHOWS EMOS outtards. The characters are nothing F | TV S | D to write home about. Other than Macdonald, they are either one- Blue Water Digital note (Mendoza and Noone) or no- note (everyone else) and there is 818 269-3256 subsequently no discernible impact when they get killed off. The few [email protected] vague innovations that Marshall throws in, such as having the creatures be blind after spending countless decades underground Kevin James voices Otis in the dark, are promising at first but wind up getting run into the BARNYARD: THE be possible. More likely, however, ground—too many scenes of the ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMALS Otis is intended to be male, and his women silently crouching in fright father’s quip is intended as an insult. as the beasts slink past, inspiring the Otis carries on a Plutonic romance kind of questions of logic that need (2 out of 4 stars) with a new but very pregnant cow to be avoided for a movie of this type Directed by Steve Oedekerk named Daisy (Courtney Cox). Otis is to have any chance of succeeding. Starring: Courtney Cox Arquette, is an irresponsible teenager and very (If the other senses of the monsters Sam Elliott, Danny Glover, have been exponentially heightened Kevin James, Wanda Sykes, well liked by the other farm animals, Andie MacDowell despite their resentment of his tyran- to make up for the loss of their vision, nical father. wouldn’t they notice the heat of the 90 minutes, Rated PG flaming torches the women begin Now, Ben is the farm’s protec- using.) At other times, Marshall by Jonathan W. Hickman tor and leader. Since he is voiced just gets lazy. Having established by Elliott, everything Ben says has the utter hopelessness of the women Having grown up on a farm, I a measure of authority and even finding a path out other than by can testify that cows are the ones profundity to it. As the ruler, Ben using their somewhat doubtful with utters and bulls don’t really is forced to remind the animals that spelunking skills, he then all but have them. Perhaps for this reason, they must be very careful, lest their drops a map into their laps—and I was uncomfortable from the outset true abilities be discovered by the he wraps things up with the kind of watching Barnyard: The Original Party farmer. Of course, the film doesn’t craptacular finale (one altered from Animals with my 2-and-a-half-year- explain why that would be a big the U.K. original) that seems to old. While the film held her attention deal. Perhaps, if the farmer were have been taken directly from one more than Cars, the adult portion to find out that the animals liked of the lesser Nightmare on Elm Street of the audience was not so thrilled. to party at night, the fabric of our sequels. In addition to the odd presence of universe would be torn apart, but an utter on the boy cows, there is that’s another movie. Would I have enjoyed The Descent a scene in which the younger bulls more if I had been able to experience go joyriding in a stolen car drinking As the protector of the farm, Ben it with completely fresh eyes instead milk in a manner that would suggest does battle with the evil Coyotes, of watching it knowing full well of inebriation. Drinking and driving in lead by the vicious Dag (David both the hype and its single greatest a kids’ movie? Koechner). Parents be warned: the moment? Possibly. I recall having Coyotes are scary creatures that debates with people who couldn’t The story ofBarnyard has poten- seriously want to eat the chickens believe that I liked The Blair Witch tial. The farm animals party together and anything else that stands in their Project and without fail, the ones who all night long concealing their human way. In time, Ben will fall prey to hated it were those who encountered characteristics from the humans the Coyotes overwhelming numbers, it after the publicity kicked in and during the day. When the coast leaving Otis alone to fill Ben’s big found that it didn’t live up to the buzz. is clear, the barn is converted in shoes. The change over from the Then again, maybe not. Though not almost Transformer fashion to a Ben administration to an Otis one without its qualities and definitely a roadhouse saloon with a stage, a bar, is abrupt. But given that the film’s cut above the recent spate of useless a mechanical human bucking bronco, target audience is young children, remakes, it has more than enough and lots of drinking, gambling, and the movie’s 90 minute running time flaws of its own that I might have carousing. While the festive activities will be welcomed by parents. My been a little wary of it even without have the illusion of an adults-only daughter gets restless after half an any of the promotional jibber-jab- affair, the mood is light and playful. hour or so. I’ve heard other parents ber. Like most of its characters, The The animals perform on the stage, justifiably complain that a feature film Descent demonstrates some pretty singing songs and dancing up a plus movie trailers is just too much, fancy footwork for a while, only to storm. And that part is a lot of fun. causing early departures from the suddenly and plunge into a vat of gore My daughter and her friend stood theater when their children get tired and gristle from which escape proves P up out of their seat and moved and of watching. to be tragically impossible. hummed along.

Barnyard is cute but it kind of Peter Sobczynski writes for the But Barnyard isn’t all fun and freaked me out—utters on bulls and P Liberty Suburban Chicago games. The farm animals are gov- steers? Utterly bizarre. Newspapers chain and on-line at erned by a bull named Ben (voiced www.efilmcritic.com. He can also be heard on the nationally by the ubiquitous Sam Elliott). Ben’s Jonathan W. Hickman serves syndicated Mancow’s Morning Mad- adopted son is Otis (Kevin James). as Editor-in-Chief, columnist, house radio program. Comments, Ben’s relationship with Otis is a film critic, and deep philosopher at little strange because, at one point, complaints, questions, threats Entertainment Insiders. For more and Milla Jovovich’s phone Ben jokingly calls Otis his daughter. writing by Jonathan W. Hickman, number can be sent to him at Given the presence of a feminine go to: www.EInsiders.com [email protected]. utter on Otis’ stomach, this might |14| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 Film Review Film Review Deneuve, Depardieu true in Times Head has heart ing results. But once the boys find BROTHERS OF their place in the music business, THE HEAD the film loses steam, settling down into familiar territory focusing (3 out of 4 stars) on the problems associated with Directed by Keith Fulton, Louis Pepe success. Of course, the problems Starring: Luke Treadway, experienced by rock stars who are Harry Treadway, Tania Emery, also Siamese twins are not typical Sean Harris, Bryan Dick, at all, so even when the film follows Ken Russell, Tom Bower the typical formulas, it remains 90 minutes, Rated R interesting. When the new rock stars catch the attention of women, by Jonathan W. Hickman physical intimacy presents some unique problems. Privacy has always Twin brothers Tom and Barry been impossible for them both, Howe couldn’t be more differ- and the presence of a camera crew ent. One’s shy and introverted; the filming a documentary about them CHANGING TIMES other’s outgoing and aggressive. But makes things even worse. During because they share a liver and some moments, I almost felt the need to (4 out of 4 stars) internal organs, they will have a look away from the screen out of Directed by André Téchiné lifetime to drive one another crazy. respect for the boys. But the movie Starring: Catherine Deneuve, doesn’t want us to do that, capitaliz- Gérard Depardieu, Gilbert Melki, A mockumentary feature with ing on sheer train wreck fascination Malik Zidi, Lubna Azabal clearly developed narrative elements, value to maintain interest through Brothers of the Head takes a familiar the slow portions. 95 minutes, Not Rated Catherine Deneuve in Changing Times approach to the rock-and-roll bio pick, only here the subjects are con- There is no doubt that, without built on a deceptively simple plot. joined twins, played by real life twins the central gimmick, this movie by Janos Gereben Against the backdrop of a pic- Depardieu is Antoine, an engineer ture-perfect Tangiers, the ensemble Luke and Harry wouldn’t really Though advertisements abroad from Paris who has long campaigned cast performs wonderfully, and the Treadaway. The work. Medi- promulgate the combined forces for a difficult construction project in individuals are as equally magnificent story begins as cal oddities giants Catherine Deneuve and Gérard Tangiers. His purpose is to see his when considered as the whole. a slumping continue to Depardieu, Changing Times (Les first (and only) love Cecile (Deneuve) music producer fascinate the Temps qui Changent) is no celebrity and pick up where they left off 30 The most remarkable performance signs the boys curious, just parade. Instead, French luminary years before. comes from Lubna Azabal. This in hopes of cre- as they did in André Téchiné made something young, Belgian-born Arab actress, ating a music traveling car- splendidly different with Changing Neither a tragedy of frustrated already familiar from Paradise Now, sensation. The nivals of times Times, a miracle of an intelligent story passions nor a rose-colored, happy- plays both twin Moroccan sisters: boys leave their past. Today, realized by a deft directorial touch end comedy, the film brilliantly high- the Westernized, drug-addled lover isolated home instead of a and memorable performances. Not lights the conflict between tedious of Cecile’s son, and a devout, impov- and are trained live sideshow, since Arnaud Desplechin’s Kings and reality and the unblemished magic erished Moslem woman, who works t o b e c o m e stories about Queen has there been such a literate, of unfulfilled yearning. at McDo (that’s what McDonald’s is musicians. people born masterful shadow play of reality on called there). Relationships of the two The result is with debilitat- the silver screen. “Only women love like this,” women with each other and with the surprising as ing deformi- somebody says of Antoine. (The rest of the characters are wonderfully their youth and ties appear Characters, relationships, and originator of these words is perhaps distinguished, as much by silences and their physical on cable tele- events are all (except one) believ- unfamiliar with Tristan, Romeo, omissions as by what is said. One of limitations pro- visioin. But Luke and Harry Treadway able, realistic, even ordinary, and yet Cyrano, or any number of heroically Téchiné’s many sophisticated devices vide fodder for Brothers of the mysterious and meaningful. As in romantic men.) What’s fascinating is giving just enough indication for angst-filled lyr- Head sells the life (but not in Hollywood), Téchiné’s about Antoine is that he is both a the audience to figure out the pos- ics worthy of Kurt Cobain. (Really premise so well that you might find photographic images have the rich- hero on an impossible quest and an sible future of the sisters. Through great rock music is often the product yourself believing that the two actors ness of fine paintings. all-too-real person. Deneuve’s Cecile it all, Azabal is mesmerizing, and of the pain of maturation, and really were born attached to one is both attractive and full of bad creates two distinct and unforgettable the talent for it is often lost with another. The style of the film plays P The grand, sophisticated super- moods and behavior that should put characters. the passing of youth.) While the into this illusion by altering the structure of Changing Times is anyone (but Antoine) off her scent. story arch is expected, the per- image quality to appear as though formances are top notch and the it is old film stock. And interviews casting deliciously eclectic—director throughout reflect on past events SOUND OF MUSIC from p. 4 Ken Russell (Altered States and the that seem cleverly real. The Hollywood Bowl produc- York as Baroness Elsa Shraeder is as Austrian folk dance during which Oscar Nominated Women In Love) tion is a showcase for the talents of delightfully acquisitive as was Eleanor Maria and the Captain fall in love. colorfully plays himself, and the While thinking about this film, the wonderful Melissa Errico, who Parker was in the film. Director Robert Wise, Julie Andrews, familiar but underrated actor Tom I was reminded of a documentary charmed Bowl audiences last year as and Christopher Plummer played Bower appears as a documentary called Emmanuel’s Gift in which a Guinevere in Camelot. She is equally Andrea Bowen plays the eldest this to such wonderful effect that it is filmmaker. young man from Ghana rides his compelling as Maria. She is beautiful, daughter, Leisl, to great effect. There still the highlight of the film for me. bicycle across country on one leg to her acting is accomplished, but it’s her isn’t much dancing in The Sound of Unfortunately, there isn’t the same Brothers works mainly because bring attention to the plight of the voice! It is breathtakingly clear and Music, but she performs two numbers magical chemistry between Schneider it is constantly evolving, sometimes disabled. Although Brothers of the lush. John Schneider’s strong voice wonderfully well. I was sitting up and Errico when they do the dance in shocking ways. It is delightfully Head is not likely to call a nation to is a welcome departure from prior close and watching her feet. The that was achieved in the movie. funny in places, and in one scene action, it’s an entertaining film with the brothers reluctantly take to the more to offer than mere sideshow Captain von Trapps, like Theodore Bowl is so huge that if you aren’t up P Bikel on Broadway and the movie’s that close, her dancing might not have But these are just trifles. The stage to perform in a bar with thrill- exploitation. Christopher Plummer, whose singing the same impact. Sound of Music is about the best of voice had to be dubbed by Bill Lee. American music and it’s a rare plea- Jonathan W. Hickman serves as Editor-in-Chief, columnist, Jeffrey Tambor seemed a bit lost in The best part of the movie for sure to sit under the stars and enjoy it film critic, and deep philosopher atwww.EInsiders.com P the part of Max Detweiler, but Rachel me has always been “Laendler,” the with such a brilliant production. |15| FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Film Interview Featured: Chalo González as Uncle Thomas. Inset: Actors Emily Rios and Jesse Garcia. Writer/directors Richard Glatzer and Wash Westmoreland and find it inaccessible. material that has any charge to it.” As a Chicano, it gets on my nerves when I read, Wash: We wanted to make a “Who’s going to care sugarcoated subversion. about these characters?” What’s the answer? Who Michael: I walked away from this is going to care about film troubled by some things. One of these characters? them was [the way the film exposes] “coded racism” among gay people. Richard: When the film As a gay man myself, I’ve been at was up for distributors to buy that dinner party [where racist words it, there was a certain amount are spoken by gays] one too many of concern that the Latino times. [Laughs.] The gentrification public can’t accept a film process of Echo Park, which is often with a gay component in it. attached to gay men, this was a We thought that was a racist, stickey wicket. I know some critics stupid, antiquated approach. have more-or-less insinuated that I don’t dare generalize about there is a reverse discrimination in Echo Park’s changing culture the Latino public because cinematic representation going on Co-directors and partners Richard Glatzer and Wash Westmoreland talk I’m not Latino. But I’m in your film. This is as intriguing about how their film Quinceañera dramatizes the gradual gentrification of a thinking things are changing. as it is troubling for me. 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Co-directors would be a really fertile ground for a when we thought of these two kids community as a white gay couple the film are not the most positive and real-life partners Richard Glatzer film. Within two hours, we had our being thrown out of their houses for and we thought, “Oh, are people people on the planet, but— and Wash Westmoreland won the characters. We had the idea of two sexual reasons, we thought the third going to be keeping their distance?” Audience Award and the Grand Jury teenagers coming of age: Magdalena piece of the puzzle would be the Tio No one did. We were accepted on Michael: But they’re real. Prize at this year’s Sundance Film and her cousin Carlos. We just Tomas character, and that he’d be our street, which was a very nice Festival. With great enthusiasm, found ourselves really compelled by the glue that’d make the new family thing. No one made a big deal out Richard: For us they’re very real. they sat down with me in the Mark the idea of kids who were rejected by stick together. of it. I feel the film addresses the If you listen to their dialogue, you Hopkins Ambassador room in San their immediate families and had to issues in a way that’s not in your understand the parameters of their Francisco to discuss their hit film. form a kind of outsider family with Michael: I loved the scene where face. A lot of people can go see the relationship. There is an economic their great-uncle. Wash should talk his back is to the camera and he film and go along with the story. disparity. One is working and paying Michael Guillén: You guys have about the great uncle. says to Carlos, “Are you seeing There’s certainly a mirror in Carlos’ the bills, the other one only works made a lovely film. Let’s go into its your special friend? I’m glad you story line between the homophobia intermittently. They’ve bought a humble origins. I understand you Wash: The great-uncle to me is the have a special friend.” That was of his parents who reject him in the house that they can’t really afford. had a neighbor who wanted you to heart of the movie. such a subtle epiphany. Absolutely Latino community and the coded There’s a lot of friction because photograph her quinceañera. What beautifully staged and beautifully racism of the white gay couple. We of the economics of the situation. was it that you saw that pulled you Michael: Yes, he is. filmed, beautifully enacted, I was so want to put those issues out there They also have certain parameters in to shoot a feature? impressed. for people to talk about and discuss. in their sex life where it’s okay to Wash: I think the way Chalo And yet, if a piece of art works, it’s have threeways, it’s not okay to have Richard Glatzer: Yeah, we González played that character is Wash: We tried to keep a lot of the meant to create some friction and separate affairs. Carlos falls into this did photograph our next-door just incredible. He’s 81 years old, very deep felt emotions in the movie, it’s meant to have some detractors spider’s web of conflicting emotions neighbor’s quinceañera and we were and this is his first starring role. He not to overplay them, not to spoon because that’s what you’re trying [and ends up getting hurt]. amazed by the ceremony, by the brought this lifetime of experience feed them to the audience, but just to do — question people’s attitudes months of preparation, by the fact into that role. From the writing to allow the characters a dignity in and shake things up a bit. Wash: But we’re not saying white that all these teenage kids with point of view, the inspiration for how they express those emotions. I people are bad. 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From what I hear they are narrow-minded and also the girls don’t want to bring these issues out in Magadena’s group turn very nasty into the open because they think once they find out she’s pregnant. Growing up fast it’s shaming the Latino culture, We’ve been accused of turning all which is naïve because it’s actually the Latino characters into saints but a chat with the “kids” from the Sundance award-winner Quinceañera probably going to help kids and if you look at the film that’s hardly people who have these issues, you the case. There’s also a white woman by Michael Guillén Michael: How did they find you? don’t really know what all of our know what I’m saying? who is a liberal trying to be open genealogy is — I think that’s the and understanding. So we don’t feel I showed up at the Ritz Carlton Emily: My agent called me and said, word, isn’t it? Michael: Exactly. I’m always it’s a legitimate complaint. for my interviews with the team “Hey, you know they’re auditioning concerned for queer youth because from Quinceañera wearing my new people for this independent film Michael: Yes, it is. I have to ask it’s a difficult time fraught with Michael: I don’t think it is either Steve Barretto “Brown Jesus” t-shirt called Quinceañera.” And I was you a pointed question: do you hazard. Both of your characters’ and I must commend you for that I picked up at the deYoung’s like, “Okay, cool.” I auditioned and actually have a tattoo that says stories, they’re heart stories, to be tackling the two themes: both coded Chicano Visions exhibit. Jesse Garcia I got extremely fortunate. “travieso” [troublemaker] on your ostracized from family and to be racism and the eroticized fetishism found the t-shirt “awesome” and abdomen? marginalized and to have to survive. of a young Latino male. My story is Emily Rios found it “cool” and they Michael: Theywere fortunate. I had to. I left home at 15. You very similar to Carlos’. I left home were both disappointed that they Jesse: [Chuckles.] No. It’s have to survive and often there’s at 15. I entered the arena of love wouldn’t get to be in San Francisco Emily: Thanks. tattooed on my soul. not anything or anyone out there to hoping to get the support I had not long enough to check out the exhibit help you. When I was reading the received from my family and was themselves. They were scheduled Jesse Garcia: We were all Michael: I thought that was critical response for Quinceañera, consumed by a subculture that used to fly out mid-afternoon to Denver fortunate. I did a casting workshop hilarious and sexy. So, Emily, are something got my goat: this idea of me up and didn’t really care about after a full day of interviews and in Atlanta probably four years ago you actually from Echo Park, the reverse discrimination in cinematic my particular needs. For me the photo shoots. I was glad I’d brought with this casting director, Jason neighborhood in the movie? representation. Some of the reviews moment when Carlos overhears the exhibition catalog with me so I Wood. I was on the Nosotros email I read said, “They’re so unfair to the white couple’s argument and could at least show them Carmen list — it’s a Latino networking Emily: I grew up in a city similar white people. They’re so unfair to realizes the guy doesn’t love him was Lomas Garza’s painting Quinceañera, organization in L.A. — and I saw to Echo Park in El Monte, it’s in gay people. They’ve glorified the heartbreaking because he realizes which I felt they should see and this casting for Quinceañera and I the San Diego Valley. see QUINCEAÑERA on p. 20 he’s been used. which they much enjoyed. All the read the breakdown for Carlos and Quinceañeras were in town! was like, “Ah, this role seems really Michael: Because Wash: Yeah, he’s been used. cool.” I emailed Jason and I said, the gentrification Michael Guillén: Emily, Jesse, I “Hey man, I’d love to read for this issues were Michael: And I found that very appreciate the two of you taking if you guys are still looking for the interesting and are touching. the time to talk with me because part.” They brought me in and I ongoing concerns I’m so proud of both of you. I love did all right. as these cultures Wash: Thank you very much. Yeah, this film. What was so beautiful to collide, as gays in the film everyone’s talking about me about Quinceañera — because Michael: Jesse, is your family also move into Latino the hot real estate market and I’ve studied Chicano art and from Mexico? neighborhoods. we wanted to say, “Well, what’s it film for a long time — what was I was likewise like from the point of view of the challenging about the film and why Jesse: My dad is. From the state impressed with renters?” Similarly: hot Latin guy, I think it’s an important film, is it of Durango. My mom is from your complex threeway, sexual excitement. What’s explores many marginalized areas. Wyoming. She and I were born representation of it like from the point of view of I’m Chicano myself and I’m so in the same town in Wyoming — a young gay cholo, the plaything? Carlos has gained pleased to see this representation. Rawlins, Wyoming. Jesse. This film all his information about sexuality You’re both — well, not so much has had a mixed through the Internet, which is how unknowns anymore—but you Michael: I know Rawlins. I used reception, partly I think a lot of people nowadays came out of nowhere and this little to work there. based on those find out about their sexuality. sleeper hit took Sundance by storm issues. Some people Before he actually physically comes and has been impressing people all Jesse: No kidding?! like it a lot, like me. into contact with any gay people, over the place. Could you tell me a If I would have he’s developed very much a sense little bit about your backgrounds? Michael: My stepfather was a been at Sundance of himself just through this new sheep-shearing contractor so we I would have been technology. When he goes into a Emily Rios: Both of my parents would go up into the hills a lot and jumping up and white, gay party for the first time, are from Jalisco. I’m joking. Back- station ourselves in little towns in down. And other he knows he’s very much [on the ground? As far as acting-wise? Wyoming and Montana. people don’t like it. margin] of mainstream gay culture. And that range of But he needs someone to reach out Michael: Acting-wise, yes, but is Jesse: Wow. I’ve never even met reaction is curious to me. to him and show him that it’s okay your family actually from Jalisco? anyone else that’s even heard of it! Is it a cultural bias, do to be gay. In the end, he finds this in you think? his younger cousin who’s pregnant Emily: Yeah, and as far as my Michael: I know it. It’s a good and his uncle. That’s where he gets acting, on top of my resume was thing you got away. Jesse: I hear that too. his acceptance from. P Cleopatra in a high school play. So It’s kind of surprising I didn’t have a lot of experience. I’d Jesse: [Laughs.] Right. Everyone and it’s kind of not at

For more interviews and done commercials here and there, would say that. My family’s still the same time. The teen of courtesy Sony PicturesPhotos Classics one short film, extra work on a there. My mom’s Spanish and pregnancy and the gay writing by Michael Guillén, go to: Jesse Garcia is Carlos and Emily Rios is Magdalena in www.TheEveningClass.blogspot.com music video. Mexican and other. We still issues can be very hush the Echo Park coming-of-age story Quinceañera

|17| FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Movie Listings Barnyard Click An Inconvenient Truth Little Man ★★ (PG) ★★(PG-13) ★★★★ (PG) 1/2 star (R) Please see review on p. 14. Since a magical remote control turns Is Al Gore doing a Chicken Little act in Calvin (Marlon Wayans) is a midget Now Playing... ArcLight Cinemas Hollywood, out to be the cause of Adam Sandler’s An Inconvenient Truth? I wish he were. criminal who along with idiot colleague AMC Theatres Magic Johnson problems in his latest comedy, I couldn’t This stunning documentary about global Percy (Tracy Morgan) is forced a ditch a Theatre, Mann Glendale Exchange, help but hope that a real fast-forward warming is a well-reasoned, clearly- stolen diamond inside the purse of ris- AMC Loews Universal Studios button would appear out of nowhere proven, intelligent, cogent, irresistible ing Chicago businesswoman Vanessa and IMAX Theater, Pacific’s Paseo and bail me out of the last 40 minutes. torrent of scientific data, in a curiously (Kerry Washington). After following 14, AMC Theatres Burbank, AMC That’s because despite an amusing set- fun, engaging, often funny presentation. Vanessa and her husband home, Percy Theatres Burbank Town Center 8 up that aims higher than you’d expect What an entertaining horror movie this and Calvin hit upon the perfect idea – from a Sandler comedy, Click tunes out is! ( JG) Laemmle Grand, ArcLight Cinemas they will dress Calvin up as a baby and with an ending that’s sappy, redundant Hollywood, Laemmle Playhouse 7, Majestic leave him on their doorstep in a basket, The Break-Up ★★ (PG-13) and not nearly as funny as the hour Crest, Pacific’s Sherman Oaks 5, Laemmle and when they take him in, he can grab One might be inclined to or so that preceded it. (SM) Mann Monica the diamond and sneak out. You might walk into a screening of Beverly Center Cinema, Regency Valley Plaza enjoy this film if don’t require actual The Break-Up thinking that John Tucker Must Die humor in your comedies, or if you sim- ★ (PG-13) ply want to peep inside the freak show the title says it all. Except Da Vinci Code, The in this case, it doesn’t. Now ★★ 1/2 (PG-13) Ashanti, Sophia Bush and Brittany to see if it really is as bad as it looks. if the film had the more Time to state the obvious: the movie was Snow find out that they are all dating Answer: it is. (PS) University Village 3, appropriate title of “The NEVER going to be as good as the book the same guy, John Tucker played by AMC Theatres Magic Johnson Theatre, Mann Argument,” then that would and everyone knows it. Remember the Jesse Metcalf. The three scorned lovers Glendale Exchange, Mann Beverly Center have been more like it. (SM) firstHarry Potter film orMidnight in the devise a plot of revenge for their former Ceinema, AMC Loews Universal Studios and Mann Beverly Center Cinema Garden of Good and Evil. Both were fine beau, attempting to turn the tables in IMAX Theater, Pacific’s Paseo, AMC Theatres films, but you can’t do things as nuanced game of heartbreak. ( JC) ArcLight Cine- Burbank Town Center 8 mas Hollywood, AMC Thea- Brothers of the Head as some novels and remain faithful unless ★★★ (R) you’ve got a miniseries lasting a total of tres Magic Johnson Theatre, Please see review p. 15. four or five hours. This is not tosay AMC Loews Universal Studi- Landmark Nuart Theatre that Akiva Goldsman and Ron Howard os and IMAX Theater, AMC Will Ferrell also co-wrote his latest film, Talladega Nights (p. 13) didn’t TRY. They did a damn fine job of Theatres Burbank, AMC The- doing an almost exact transcription of atres Burbank Town Center 8 Cars the Dan Brown novel, but the simple Another Gay Movie ★ ★ ★ ★★1/2 (NR) 1/2 (G) fact is that the book was better at ★Lady in the Water If a stupid, silly heterosexual comedy Pixar is unique in the history of movies. when expectorating conspiracy theories (PG-13) How could the writer/ can feature a teenage boy having sex It’s the only studio not to have ever pro- than doing chases. (EL) director who gave us with a warm apple pie, then a stupid, duced a flop. Even Walt Disney himself Mann Beverly Center Cinema, Academy 6 such crisply paced, seri- silly homosexual comedy can feature a during his heyday would produce the ous-minded, and teenage boy turning his affections to a occasional financial disaster. But not The Descent ★ ★ ★ intriguing works as The freshly baked quiche. If you haven’t Pixar. The only bad movie they ever 1/2 from WC (R) ★ ★ Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, guessed, Another Gay Movie is a produced was a short called Boundin’ from PS and Signs (up until its humorous homage to the American Pie and that doesn’t really count, which See two contrasting reviews on page 12. Flagship’s University Village 3, AMC Theatres dreadful final reel) also trilogy, focusing on four gay high school leaves expectations so high as to cause be responsible for one of friends who take the pledge to go “anal” breathing trouble to see them up close. Magic Johnson Theatre, Mann Chinese 6, Mann Mann Beverly Center Cinema, AMC The- the most convoluted by the time they start college. the story (EL) Glendale Exchange 10, AMC Loews Universal atres Burbank, Regency Valley Plaza and incompetent films behind this light-hearted, amiable, if Studios and IMAX Theater, Pacific’s Paseo 14, to come around in a ultimately forgettable affair is refreshing Pacific’s Culver Stadium 12, AMC Theatres long time? Hell, even in the way it dumbs down gay charac- Cease Fire Burbank The Village, which was ters precisely the same way that so many (Not reviewed) (NR) generally derided, con- conventional comedies dumb down het- This Documentary follows two young Devil Wears Prada tained a basic storyline ero boys, girls, men, and women. (SS) girls from opposite ends of a conflict in ★★★ (PG-13) Laemmle Sunset 5 Theatre Europe in 1995. Sanina, who is from The concept of fashion as art is a theme one could follow. Sarajevo and Ciara, who lives in given a proper send-up in The Devil Watching M. Night The Ant Bully Belfast, are communicate through Wears Prada. And when that art is worn Shyamalan’s Lady in the Water is like listening to ★★★ (PG) satellite. The two girls create a dialogue by the likes of Meryl Streep, you can someone trying to tell a Sandra Oh is compelling but under-used in The Night Listener (p. 11) Based on the kids’ book by John Nickle, about their lives and ideas. They are forgive the softness of the film. Prada also able to view the way war has long and elaborate joke, forgetting to the film begins with young Lucas (Zach deals with adult issues but handles adult include important information and Little Miss Sunshine Tyler) being picked on by a fearsome affected their respective cities. (JC) situations from a distance to make it ★★★ 1/2 (R) Laemmle Music Hall Theatre, Laemmle Town endlessly doubling back. (PS) ArcLight local bully. Upset and humiliated, Lucas When Little Miss Sunshine debuted at Center Theatre appropriate viewing for a large audience Cinemas Hollywood, AMC Theatres Magic takes out his frustrations on the anthill spectrum. And while this may help at Johnson Theatre, Mann Glendale Exchange 10, Sundance earlier this year, it was one of the most buzzed-about films at the fest, in his yard by repeatedly stomping on it The Celestine Prophecy Movie the box office, it waters down the effec- AMC Loews Universal Studios and IMAX The- and flooding it with a water hose. To tiveness of the story. Streep carries the ater, AMC Theatres Burbank partly because Steve Carrell, fresh off 0 stars (Not Rated) the success of The 40-Year-Old Virgin, settle the score, scientist ant Zoc (Nico- Director Armand Mastroianni’s new film. ( JH) ArcLight Hollywood, Mann Glen- las Cage) devises a way to shrink Lucas dale Exchange 10, Laemmle One Colorado Cine- The Lake House was in the film, and partly because, well, film adapation of the James Redfield’s it’s just a funny movie. Little Miss Sun- down to the size of an ant so that he can novel of the same name follows John mas, AMC Theatres Burbank, The Bridge: cinema ★★ 1/2 (PG) be taken to their world and brought to de lux A time warp allows architect Alex shine tells the story of the Hoovers, a Woodson (Mathew Settle) as he travels middle-class family from Albuquerque justice. I must admit that when I walked into the Peruvian jungle in search of an Wyler (Keanu Reeves) to correspond into the screening room to see the new The Groomsmen headed by desperate motivational ancient scroll, called The Celestine ★ ★ with Doctor Kate Forster (Sandra Bull- speaker Richard (Greg Kinear) and animated film The Ant Bully, it was not Prophecy, which contains nine insights (R) ock). Forster lives in the future. Not all with the greatest enthusiasm. I can only Paulie (Edward Burns, who also wrote homemaker Sheryll (Toni Collette), on the state of humanity and conscious- that far in the future, about two years to who also has to look after her gay, sui- hope that audiences won’t have the same Laemmle Fairfax Cinemas, Laem- and directed the film) is experiencing ness. ( JC) be exact. And as luck would have it they cidal, Proust-Scholar brother Frank impression, because the film is much mle One Colorado, Laemmle Fallbrook 7 cold feet a week before he is supposed to live in the same house. In Forster’s (Steve Carell). Further tensions arise better than it seems at first glance. The marry his pregnant girlfriend Sue (Brit- future Alex moved out well before. tany Murphy) and decides to do a lot of from a heroin addicted grandpa and Ant Bully is a smart, funny, and charm- Changing Times Reeves and Bullock both do a decent ★★★★ (Not Rated) drinking and talking with four of his old mute-by-choice son. Despite economic ing family film that has something to job, and Christopher Plummer as troubles, the family decides to travel to say to younger and older viewers alike. Please see our review on page 15. buddies as a last rite of bachelorhood. Alex’s father delightfully chews the Laemmle Sunset 5 Theatre, Landmark Nu- The five friends laugh, argue and fight Redondo Beach so that daughter Olive (PS) Pacific’s Paseo, AMC Magic Johnson The- scenery. The Lake House is a one hankie (Abigail Breslin) can compete in a Wilshire over issues like fatherhood, marriage, atre, Mann Glendale Marketplace 4, AMC Loews weepy for gals who really don’t want to beauty pageant. (KV) ArcLight Cinemas Universal Studios and IMAX Theatre, AMC The- becoming an adult, and the revealed see any of the superhero action flicks Hollywood, Laemmle Playhouse 7, AMC The- Clerks II AMC atres Burbank, AMC Theatres Burbank Town homosexuality of one them. ( JC) that usually come out this time of year. atres Century City 15, Laemmle Monica ★★★1/2 (PG-13) AMC Theatres Covina 30 Center 8 (EL) Mann Beverly Center Cinema This film probably won’t bring new fans into the Kevin Smith camp, but it con- Monster House Azumi Heading South La Moustache ★ ★ ★ ★ tains a number of big laughs. You may ★ ★ (PG) 1/2 (NR) (Not Rated) ★★★ (NR) recognize yourself or your friends in the Motion-capture animation created a Azumi (Aya Ueto) is an eight year old This French film explores the bleak side A simple argument over facial hair characters on screen and you may even successful stir with The Polar Express, girl who after having to deal with the of How Stella Got Her Groove Back. In between Marc Thiriez (Vincent Lindon) find yourself examining your own life graduated to the creation of Gollum death of her mother in the Battle of this case it is the late 1970’s and Stella is and his wife Agnes (Emmanuelle choices afterwards. And, I can almost and Kong in the Peter Jackson franchis- Sekigahara, is trained to be an assassin instead a North American affluent Devos) leads to a crisis of identity and guarantee that you will think twice es, and has now been lifted a notch by samurai master Gassai (Yoshio WASP named Ellen (Charlotte Ramp- existence when Marc shaves off his before getting into an argument with higher in Gil Kenan’s Monster House. Harada), who is putting together an ing) who travels with her friends to moustache. Marc is continually told anyone working behind the counter of a Here, unlike The Polar Express, the char- elite group of students to finish off Haiti where they are treated to sexual that things he once held dear — his fast-food joint before receiving your acters are more expressive, not less, as enemy warlords. Azumi and her class- favors from beautifully built natives in friends, his father, even his moustache animation frees them from the limits of mates become concerned with the direc- meal. (PS) University Village 3, Cinespace, exchange for gifts and borderline-moth- ArcLight Cinemas Hollywood, AMC Theatres — have never existed. As Marc tries to natural motion. I won’t say the movie is tion of their training and their master’s erly affection. The paradise setting is escape from his crisis, the plot becomes an instant classic, but I will say the tech- intentions, as they waste time by being Magic Johnson Theatre, Mann Glendale slowly interrupted by outside tension as Exchange 10, AMC Loews Universal Studios and as fragile as his reality, ending with nical wizardry is fun and appealing. teamed up in pairs and then asked to the Macoute militia challenges the AMC Theatres Magic Johnson Theatre, IMAX Theater, AMC Theatres Burbank, Mann suspense and ambiguity, while still (MG) kill each other while bandits kill inno- Duvalier regime. (JC) Laemmle Royal Laemmle Fairfax AMC Loews Universal Studios and IMAX The- Beverly Center Cinema, Academy 6 full of symbolism. ( JC) cent villagers. Academy 6 Cinemas, Laemmle Fallbrook 7 ater, AMC Theatres Burbank |18| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 A Scanner Darkly ★ ★ ★ (R) Reviews DVD Inside Scoop Box Office Interviews Features Contests Messageboard Search An almost-animated, pitch-black meditation on perception, paranoia and identity. Keanu Reeves stars as Bob http://www.einsiders.com/features/obituaries.php Arctor, za drug-addicted undercover cop all but permanently ensconced in a second identity as “Fred” (created by JACK WARDEN Army as part of the 101st Airborne during WWII. After the war, a “scramble suit,” a hologram of sorts Died July 19, 2006 Warden pursued an acting career. He learned his craft and began that masks his identity) ordered to spy acting on stage in the late 1940’s. He made his Broadway debut on his own alter ego and his friends. For viewers, it’s tough to anchor By Rusty White in the early 1950’s. feelings or a rooting interest in a mind- fried character with shifting identities, Oscar-nominated and Emmy-win- Warden and Lee Marvin both made their film debut in the but he’s all we have. Even if we don’t ning actor Jack Warden died after a comedy You’re In the Navy Now. After a supporting role in From quite connect emotionally, Bob/Fred’s situation keeps us interested in his lengthy illness at age 85. Warden was Here To Eternity and work on TV, Mr. Warden gained notice as plight, wondering if he can stop himself nominated for two Best Supporting one of the jurors in the classic film12 Angry Men. Bigger roles from drowning. (AB) Mann Beverly Actor Oscars. In 1975, Mr. Warden on TV and in film followed. His biggest period of success came Center Cinema, Laemmle One Colorado was nominated for his role in the Hal Ashby film Shampoo. He in the 1970’s. But his impressive list of credits in the 50’s and 60’s Cinemas, Acadmey 6 was also nominated for a BAFTA for Shampoo, where he portrays include Wagon Train, The Twilight Zone, The Untouchables, Scoop the business tycoon to whom Warren Beatty appeals for a loan Bonanza, Donovan’s Reef, the original version of The Thin Red ★ 1/2 (PG-13) to start his hair salon. In 1978, Warden played a football coach Line, and Run Silent Run Deep. When Woody Allen’s Match Point came out last winter, it was hailed by in the Beatty directed Heaven Can Wait — this remake of Here critics and audiences as a thrilling Comes Mr. Jordan was a huge hit and retains its magic through In addition to the films already mentioned, Mr. Warden contrib- resurgence for a once-brilliant film- repeated viewings. Warden was nominated for a Best Support- uted his acting skills to such films as Who Is Harry Kellerman maker whose output over the last ten ing Actor for Heaven Can Wait. The award went to Christopher and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?, years had veered from mildly amusing retreads likes Small Time Crooks to Walken in The Deer Hunter. Jack Warden also costarred with The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing, The Apprenticeship of embarrassing misfires like Anything Warren Beatty in the political comedy Bulworth. Duddy Kravitz, All the President’s Men, Raid on Entebbe, Else. Unfortunately, in what may go Death on the Nile, …And Justice For All, and Being There. down as the shortest comeback since Warden is remembered by TV fans for his hit comedy/detective These last two credits showed Mr. Warden’s lighter side. I loved Burt Reynolds squandered his Boogie Nights career boost, Allen’s latest film, series Crazy Like a Fox. The show ran from 1984 to 1986. Warden his suicidal/homicidal judge in ...And Justice For All. He played Scoop, is a dreary, dated, and depress- was nominated for two Emmy Awards for the show. He won an twin brothers in the hilarious Kurt Russell comedy Used Cars. He ing comedy that is an unfortunate Emmy for Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Supporting returned to serious drama as Paul Newman’s friend and fellow return to his recent form. Deceased Role in a Drama for his portrayal of Chicago Bear’s head coach attorney in Sidney Lumet’s The Verdict. Joe Strombel (Ian McShane), formerly an ace investigative reporter for a top George Halas in the 1971 TV movie Brian’s Song. London newspaper, chats up a fellow The later part of Jack Warden’s career included good TV and spirit who claims that she was poisoned Warden appeared in over 150 films and TV shows. He became hit-or-miss films. His later credits includeProblem Child, Ed, The by her boss, the wealthy and politically a professional boxer during the 1930’s. He later served in the Presidio, Night and the City, Bullets Over Broadway, Mighty connected playboy Peter Lyman (Hugh Jackman), because she suspected that U.S. Navy in China, then the Merchant Marines, and finally the Aphrodite and The Replacements. he might be a fiend currently stalking British prostitutes. Eventually, his Hi there! If you discover a mistake that needs to be corrected or have a tip for a film industry obituary that I have overlooked please feel free to spirit makes contact with Sondra Pran- contact me. I would appreciate it if you would send links to news articles confirming any tips. Also, with all of the computer viruses out there, sky (Scarlett Johansson), an American please do not send e-mails with attachments. I automatically delete those. You can contact me at [email protected]. Thanks! journalism student spending the sum- mer with friends in London, and he implores her to follow up on the lead. (PS) Five Star Theatres Los Feliz 3, ArcLight Cinemas Hollywood, Landmark Rialto Theatre, Lewis is a clever, charming and often The Oh in Ohio ★★★★A Prairie Home Companion AMC Theatres Burbank, Landmark Westside My Super Ex Girlfriend ★ ★ funny movie that the whole family can (PG-13) Pavillion Cinemas ★★ (PG-13) 1/2 (R) Priscilla (Parkery Posey) is a beautiful enjoy. (SM) Regency Valley Plaza Robert Altman’s star-studded ensemble My Super Ex-Girlfriend has so much and successful executive at a corporation piece was inspired by Garrison Keillor’s ★Shadow Boxer going for it – a promising premise, a designed to attract business to Cleve- ★Peaceful Warrior understated, unpretentious radio show (R) director adept at handling both comedy land. Her marriage to husband Jack (PG-13) from a mythical, benign, heartwarming, Mikey (Cuba Gooding Jr.) and Rose and large-scale special effects, and the (Paul Rudd) and her life seem to be When college gymnast Dan Millman American hinterland. Altman’s direction (Helen Mirren) are vicious cold-blooded ideal actress in the title role. Unfortu- going very well, except for the fact that (Scott Mechlowicz) suffers a serious is as laid-back and unostentatiously contract killers. Rose is also a pedophile, nately, it never manages to catch fire. she has to deal with the colossal bum- injury, the limitations of his abilities clever as Keillor’s show. With Keillor although the movie isn’t explicit about My Super Ex-Girlfriend is a sour, mer of never having had an orgasm. seem irreversible. That is until he meets himself as writer and self-effacing star, this. When we meet them they are lov- unpleasant, and vaguely misogynistic There are several funny, touching, and Socrates (Nick Nolte) a strange man Altman comes up with a wonderfully ers. Apparently Rose raised Mikey and mess that becomes even more frustrat- even sexy moments in writer-director who can channel different levels of substantial, light-hearted and wistful then bedded him. In Shadowboxer, ing during the isolated moments where Billy Kent’s depiction of Pricilla’s chaot- physical and mental power. Along with film. In it, the radio show is taking place Gooding Jr. continues the descent he things do come together, only to fall to ic sexual awakening. But an uneven a young lady named Joy (Amy Smart), in the shadow of its pending demise. started with his role in Dirty, a movie so the two help Dan to become a “peaceful pieces once again. (PS) AMC Theatres tone that wanders as aimlessly as the There is lots of backstage “reality,” and profane it exceeded any known bounds warrior” and find his place in the world. Magic Johnson Theatre, AMC Loews Universal movie’s heroine causes The Oh in Ohioto above all fabulously stick-in-the-brain of propriety. Here, he stars in a film ( JC) Academy 6 Studios and IMAX Theatre, AMC Theatres Bur- come off as patchy & incomplete. ( JC) good music. Surprisingly effective vocals with enough depravity to offend virtual- bank Town Center 6 Academy 6 ly everybody. (TM) AMC Theatres Magic Pirates of the Carribean: Dead by Meryl Streep, Lily Tomlin, Virginia Madsen, Woody Harrelson, and John C. Johnson Theatre, Laemmle Fairfax Cinemas, Nacho Libre Only Human Man’s Chest Laemmle One Colorado Cinemas ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★★★ (PG-13) Reilly. Yes, they also act in the context (PG) (R) of monologues and interweaving stories. Jared Hess’ sporadically funny Nacho A relatively entertaining film often hob- What should have been a standard trip ( JG) Mann Beverly Center Cinema, Laemmle Libre is a messy film carried through on home to Spain for television reporter bled by a rambling screenplay and a CAPSULE AUTHORS: running time about thirty minutes lon- One Colorado Cinemas the misanthropic charisma of its lead Leni (Marian Aguilera) becomes a bit AB – Adam Barnick ger than necessary. The real selling point Jack Black. Lots of unique sketch type tense when she announces to her Jewish Quinceanera comedy can’t make this incomplete story family that her new boyfriend Rafi is the magnificently fruity Johnny Depp ★ ★ ★ JC – Julian Camillieri as Captain Jack Sparrow. He has here (R) work. And this despite some inspired (Guillermo Toledo) is Palestinian. It WC – Warren Curry taken the role far beyond mere impres- Helmers Richard Glatzer and Wash moments from anti-star Black. ( JH) also doesn’t help that Leni’s family is a sion into the kind of demented realm Westmoreland offer a slice of life in their JG – Janos Gereben Regency Valley Plaza bit on the quirky side, with an overly that only the most supremely confident Echo Park neighborhood in this fictional anxious mother Gloria (Norma Alean- MG – Michael Guillén of performers ever dare to enter. In a tale of 14-year-old Magdelana, daughter The Night Listener dro), boistrous father Ernesto (Mario ★★★ (R) Martin), and awkwardly straight brother film that comes close to proving that of a conservative preacher, who finds JH – Jonathan W. Hickman herself mysteriously pregnant shortly Please see our review on page 11. David (Fernando Ramallo). Worse still, there really can be too much of a good EL – Eric Lurio Five Star Theatres Los Feliz 3, ArcLight Cinemas Rafi is prone to embarrassing situations. thing, Depp somehow manages to leave before her Quinceanera (15th birthday Laem- Hollywood, AMC Theatres Magic Johnson Thea- ( JC) Laemmle Fallbrook 7 audiences hungry for more. (PS) celebration). She takes refuge with her SM – Scott Mantz mle Grande, The Five Star Theatres Vista Theatre, tre, Mann Glendale Exchange 10, AMC Loews loving granduncle, and her troubled, gay TM – Tony Medley Akarakian Theatres Highland 3, AMC Theatres Universal Studios and IMAX Theater, Laemmle Over The Hedge cousin. This lovely and poignant film ★ ★ ★ Magic Johnson Theatre, Mann Glendale Market- SS – Steven Snyder Playhouse 7, Mann Culver Plaza, AMC Theatres (PG) won both the Jury and Audience Awards place 4, El Capitan, AMC Loews Universal Stu- ArcLight Cin- Burbank, The Bridge: cinema de lux, AMC Thea- This computer-animated big screen at Sundance this year. (KV) PS – Peter Sobczynski dios and IMAX Theater, AMC Theatres Burbank, emas Hollywood, Laemmle Playhouse 7, Lammle tres Century City 15, AMC Theatres Avco Cine- adaptation of the popular comic strip AMC Theatres Burbank Town Center 6 Monica, Laemmle Town Center Theatre KV – Kim Voynar ma, Pacific’s Hastings 8 series created by Michael Fry and T |19| FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY MOVIE LISTINGS from p. 19 Shock to the System: quite super, but it’s definitely good. ★X-Men: ★ The Last Stand A Donald Strachey Mystery Director Bryan Singer’s clever device 1/2 (PG) Not Reviewed (R) to link to previous Superman films by The third, and supposedly final install- incorporating John Williams’ theme Donald Stratchey (Chad Allen) is the ment hints at “X4.” It’s entertaining music, familiar dialogue, and unused enough, and it’s certainly far superior kind of no-funny-businzess private eye footage of Marlon Brando will surely to some of the other recent superhero to get actively suspicious when his client give longtime fans the chills. 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QUINCEANERA from p. 17 ADVERTISE IN TALLADEGA from p. 13 Latino image and made sketches of Latino characters aren’t by any means the others.” I was recently talking saintly—other than the Tio who is At the same time, when Talladega to Larry Clark about Wassup Rockers like a wonderful saint and the heart Nights is funny, it is really funny. ENTERTAINMENT where the same criticism was levied. of this movie—but the character of There moments throughout the film TODAY Do you have any reactions to that the father is obviously a conflicted that caused me to laugh out loud. The CALL FOR INFORMATI0N AND RATES criticism, other than it’s just plain man. I loved the final reconciliation quotes attributed to Eleanor Roos- call: 818-566-4030 evelt and Colonel Sanders. Ricky’s stupid? scene where he kept trying to make email: [email protected] it a religious event. [Laughs.] That’s Big Red commercial. The look on Jesse: [Laughs.] It is just plain a wonderfully-played scene. This is Ricky’s face when he finally realizes stupid. And I don’t think anything where I commend you as an actress, that his paralysis is psychological and was glorified in it. I think everything Emily, because it isn’t like you had not physical. The training techniques that was in there was very real. The to drum these things over our head. of the senior Bobby (though they two gay men, the gay couple that are You just said them like a kid would would have been funnier if they in the movie, those guys, they’re kind say them. “Dad, it wasn’t that.” I had been left out of the trailers). of depicted as pseudo-villainous and really liked that. The guests at Girard’s garden party. kind of preying upon this younger The moment when Ricky compares guy…. Emily: Thank you. his battle of wills with Girard to a certain Sean Connery film of some Michael: But he seduced them. Michael: Sometimes you’ll see repute. These are all funny bits — I’m actors and they’re using tricks. They smiling at the memory of them even Jesse: Yeah! Yeah. We all seduced are so obviously acting. With you it as I type these very words — and each other. It’s not like Carlos seemed like these things were really they are almost enough to make me didn’t want to be there. Those happening to you. Can you talk a recommend the film. However, there guys are real. Those guys exist. It’s bit about how you developed the just aren’t enough of them. Like characters like that that people don’t role? most unsuccessful NASCAR drivers, want to see because they don’t want Talladega Nights uses up all its energy other people to know that there are Emily: It’s so funny when people and winds up running on fumes long P actually predatory guys out there ask me that because I really wish I before it gets to the finish line. like that, y’know what I’m saying? knew the answer to it. I really don’t And then the Latino culture worry know anything I did different than that there’s a gay cholo or a teenage I wouldn’t do in my regular life. I Peter Sobczynski writes for the pregnancy, they don’t want to see related to the character on a lot of Liberty Suburban Chicago Newspapers chain and on-line at that either because that’s too real. different levels so I don’t feel like I P www.efilmcritic.com. He can also This movie is honest and real and had to act too much. be heard on the nationally syndicated it tells things how it really is and Mancow’s Morning Madhouse radio people kind of get scared of that. For more interviews and program. Comments, complaints, writing by Michael Guillén, questions, threats and Milla Jovovich’s Michael: I also thought it was go to: www.TheEveningClass. phone number can be sent to him at [email protected]. an unfair assessment because the blogspot.com |20| ENTERTAINMENT TODAY FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 2006 ENTERTAINMENT TODAY Classifieds

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Aquarius ( January 21 – February 18) 2) Every column should have the 3 8 There are many ways to skin a cat and your cat has gone too far. She ate the diamonds off numbers 1 - 9 (in any order). your lavender suede Manolo Blahniks, the Gucci blouse is in shreds, and the final straw: 6 9 she peed on your Laura Ashley loveseat. So after you kill her, try skinning her head to tail 3) Every 3x3 bolded square should have 1 - 9 (in any order). and saving those cute little ears for your next halloween party. We’re sure there are other 7 4 5 ways to skin a cat, but we’re getting grossed out thinking about it.

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