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VOL. XXI, NO. 69 FRIDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1986 Secord under Sr. Club hires investigation Biggs full-time Associated Press as manager WASHINGTON - Richard Secord's last full-time Defense Department job was in a little-known division that su­ By MARY HEILMANN pervises arms sales to many foreign Assistant News Editor countries. It employed several people whose names have surfaced in the Iran­ The Office of Student Activities has Contra affair. announced the appointment of a full­ Secord, a retired Air Force major time employee at the Senior-Alumni general who reportedly played a key Club to guarantee continuity and role in the diversion of profits from the "stability" in the management, accor­ sale of U.S. arms to Iran to the ding to Lawrence Briggs, who has been Nicaraguan rebels, retired in May 1983 designated as the Club's administrative as a deputy assistant defense secretary general manager. l at the department's International Se­ Briggs, who assumed his duties at the curity Affairs section. student-operated club Dec. 1, is now the Secord oversaw Near Eastern and only full-time employee and the highest South Asian affairs at ISA, according official of the Club, which had formerly j to the Congressional Directory. been operated solely by student managers. Between July 11, 1983 and Nov. 11, "One of the biggest things the Uni­ 1 1984, after his retirement, Secord was versity hoped to accomplish by hiring authorized to serve a consultant to ISA me is that they want to have a little for a total of 220 days at $242 a day. But stability here from year to year," Pentagon records show that he "did not serve anr days in pay status," a spokes­ Briggs said. man said. Secord, however, was a "Some years it's just too uncertain. member of a special operations advi­ One year you have an extra-good sory group until his term expired last crowd, like we do this year, and the August. next year the situation's entirely differ­ Federal investigators have said ent," Briggs said. privately that Secord, 54, is under in­ The position of Administrative Gen­ vestigation in connection with the eral Manager was created by Ceil Paul­ transfer of money - through Swiss bank sen, assistant director of Student Ac­ accounts and international arms mer­ tivities, who had formerly performed chants - from Iran to the Contras, the the financial and bookkeeping duties guerrillas fighting against Managua's for the Club that Briggs has now as­ Sandinista government. sumed, according to Senior Bill Lytle, The ISA, where Secord worked, form­ the Club's current student manager. ulates policy on political-military activ­ Lytle said that Paulsen began her ities for non-European countries, and work with the Senior-Alumni Club last also "provides supervision in the areas The Observem>amian Chin Christmas glass Color provided by Anheuser-Busch, Inc. year. Paulsen was unavailable for com­ of security assistance (i.e., foreign mil­ ment because of illness. "She took over itary sales and military assistance pro­ A stained glass window depicting the the Church of Loretto on the campus of the books and wrote checks, working grams) ... ," the official U.S. govern­ advent of Christ in a stable embellishes Saint Mary's College. out of Student Activities. She was the ment manual states. Within the division is the Defense Se­ direct link between the Senior-Alumni Asian and Pacific affairs, Pentagon network helping the Contras after Club and the Office of Student Affairs. curity Assistance Agency, which actu­ records show. Congress cut off military assistance for ally administers weapons shipments. the rebels in 1984. The sources spoke This year they've (Student Activities) Since March, Kelly, a former Navy only on condition they remain taken that one step further by bringing officer, has been a special assistant to anonymous. in Larry (Briggs)," he said. In his ISA job, Secord lobbied in 1981 Calling his reactions to Briggs' ap­ for the controversial $8.5 billion sale of President Reagan on the National Se­ the AWACs surveillance planes to Saudi curity Council, handling Asian affairs. Retired Gen. John Singlaub, another pointment "mixed," Lytle said that Arabia. He reportedly worked on the Kelly's brother, John, is the U.S. am­ Contra supporter, said two years ago "the only reason I condemn it is that it project with Lt. Col. Oliver North, the bassador to Lebanon. that his efforts to send supplies to the has the potential to lose the student National Security Council staff deputy Secretary of State George Shultz rebels had the backing of the White focus. who was fired for his role in the Iran­ summoned John Kelly back this week House, the Pentagon and the State De­ "We (the student managers) know Contra case. after learning that he had held secret, partment. what the students are after and we try At ISA, Secord worked with Noel back-channel talks in October and No­ "I've worked (at the Pentagon) with to please them the best we can. We don't Koch and Nestor Sanchez, both of vember with North and Secord about ... Sanchez," he said. want to lose that student orientation," whom held the title of deputy assistant the American hostages in Lebanon. Koch, formerly in charge of ISA's Lytle said. secretary, the 1983-1984 Congressional Africa programs, left the Pentagon in "I would hope the creation of the po­ Directory shows. Sanchez, head of ISA 's Latin America May, but has remained a consultant, sition was not a business move," Lytle A month after Secord officially left section, is a former CIA officer, who, collecting $261 daily when he works, added. "I don't think we are in the busi- ISA, James Kelly joined the staff as a sources have told The Associated records show. He has worked for 35 deputy assistant secretary for East Press, was involved in a private supply days since June 19. see MANAGER, page 6 ND Security promotes alcohol education By GREG LUCAS have exceeded the legal limit handle it." were intoxicated." He added Staff Reporter of 0.1 percent alcohol in the According to Johnson, the that a majority of the respon­ blood and "another 36 percent vast majority of those who dents felt "their chances of '( In an effort to help students were probably impaired. responded to the survey were being apprehended were not learn how much alcohol they "After 0.05 percent," said male. "Most had been drinking that great. can consume before becoming .Johnson, "you could be charged 3 to 6 hours before taking the "When asked if they would Merry Chnstmas legally intoxicated, Notre with driving while intoxicated, test," he said. Johnson said stop a friend from driving if Dame Security offered blood based on other supporting most of the respondents who they thought he or she were This is the last issue of The alcohol tests to students last evidence, such as erratic exceeded the legal limit had legally drunk, they said Observer before Christmas Friday night in the Lewis bus driving, staggering or swerv­ more than 6 drinks before the 'sometimes'," Johnson said. Break. The staff of The Ob­ shelter. ing." test. "Most respondents said they'd server wish you a Merry According to Assistant Johnson said "the logic "Most respondents said they like to see more educational Christmas and a safe Director Phillip Johnson, Se­ (behind the tests) is some don't drink and drive," said programs about drinking and holiday. The Observer will curity surveyed 194 students. people can get a blood alcohol Johnson, "and most said they driving," he said. resume publication on Johnson said 43 percent of the level of O.Q7 and it puts them felt they had driven a motor ve­ Thursday, Jan. 15. tested students were found to right over the end, they can't hicle at some time while they see PERCENT, page 6 The Observer Friday, December 12, 1986 - page 2 In Brief Expression of Thanks A lighted Christmas cross that decorates a Mississippi state building has drawn threats of a law suit from the Mississippi American Civil Liberties Union. The ACLU alleges that the cross, a tradition since 1979, breaches the Dear Notre Dame Family, constitutional separation of church and state. -Associated Press There has always been much said about the closeness and compasssion flowing from the Notre Dame community. In our three years here, we A 30-year jail sentence was imposed Thursday on have felt the unity of this special place many times. At no time, however, Eugene Hasenfus by a revolutionary appeals court in has this feeling ever been greater than at the passing of our roommate Nicaragua for helping to deliver arms to Contra rebels. The appeals court confirmed the verdict of a lower court, and close friend, Michael Cogswell. known as the People's Revolutionary Tribunal, which found Hasenfus guilty Nov. 15 of violating public order Mike was an incredibly special person, as those of us who were close to and security, sentencing him to 30 years. - Associated Press him already know. Mike had a unique ability to relate to most anyone. Underneath his fun-loving, outgoing side was a special sensitivity that Accused of spying for the Soviet KGB, a former secre­ touched us all. Each of us who knew Mike will always remember our tary in the office of West Germany's president was treasured moments with him: tailgaters, trips, late-night conversations. charged with treason. Authorities also announced the ar­ rest of a senior Defense Ministry aide on suspicion of Upon his death we all fully realized just how much his presence meant spying for East Germany, a Soviet ally. The official was to us. arrested before he could pass any secrets and his case was not considered grave, West German prosecutors said. Associated Press Obviously his loss is hard to bear. It has been greatly eased, however, by the outpouring of sympathy we have received from the friends around The $860 million purchase of Western Airlines won final us. This compassion was not only felt by his roommates and close friends government approval Thursday, allowing Delta Airlines but also, most importantly, by his family. We cannot begin to describe to create the country's fourth largest air carrier in a how much your care relieved their suffering. To know that their child was rapidly consolidatng industry. The Transportation Depart­ ment reiterated its Oct. 23 finding that the Delta and West­ so loved and cherished by so many helped Mike's parents immensely. It ern Airlines merger does not pose any competitive prob­ also helped all who were his friends. To all those who showed their lems to other airlines' route systems. - Associated Press consideration and support, we thank you. Your help has truly shown us just how special a place Notre Dame is. Of Interest With great appreciation,

"A Christmas Service of Lessons and Carols" will be Mike's roommates: performed by Saint Mary's choirs Sunday night at 8 in The Church Of The Loretto.- The Observer Rob Lewis Chuck Butler The Tenth Annual Christmas Nazz will take place Sat­ Paul Conaty urday night at 7 in The Center For Social Concerns. A Martin Monaco "Grinch" reading as well as other Christmas traditionals will be performed. Free hot cocoa and cookies will be Chris Campili available. - The Observer Mark Dillon Tom Dugard Special Olympics volunteers may register today 12 p.m. Sonny Nunes in the ISO lounge on LaFortune's second floor. -The Ob­ Tom Hynes server Justin Foley

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The Observer Friday, December 12, 1986- page 3 Furmark tens version of Casey's role Associated Press client of Casey's, refused to Meese disclosed that between talk to reporters as he entered $10 million and $30 million in WASHINGTON - CIA direc­ the closed Senate hearing. But arms sales profits were tor William Casey said Casey said it was Furmark who diverted to the Contras. Thursday he did not learn of first raised questions in his "Before Meese informed possible diversions of Iranian mind about transfers of funds you, did you start asking ques­ arms sales profits to from then-secret arms sales to tions?" Casey was asked. Nicaraguan rebels until he was Iran. "Oh, I had questions about it, tipped by a New York busines­ While Furmark testified, yeah," he replied. sman in early October. Sen. William Cohen, R-Maine, "When you had questions, Casey spoke to reporters emerged to report that "he is was that because of your con­ after he testified for more than being as candid as he can, he versations with Mr. Fur­ three hours before a heavily is answering all our ques­ mark?" guarded, closed-door session of tions." Another source said "That did precipitate the the House Intelligence Com­ Furmark apparently was an in­ questions, sure." ~ mittee. A few minutes later, termediary between Casey and Government sources, who ,f'!' Casey's purported tipster, Roy Middle East arms dealers. spoke only on condition that The Observei'!Greg Kohs Furmark, went before the Sen­ Con~essional sources, they remain anonymous, said Food, glorious food ate Intelligence Committee to speakmg on condition of Casey told the House Foreign Kelly Styrna stops by the ice cream parlor in the newly refur­ tell his version of the story. anonymity, said the Senate In­ Affairs Committee on Wednes­ bished LaFortune for a tasty treat. Furmark, a former legal telligence Committee had day that Furmark had telep­ learned before Wednesday of honed him Oct. 7 with word that Sponsored by: SAB, Classes of '88,'89, Casey's conversation with Fur­ unidentified Canadian busines­ mark, leading at least some smen who had put up the Decorate-a-Tree NSHP, and ISO panel members to question the money for the Iranian arms CIA director's claim of Wed­ were complaining that they 4:30-6:30 p.m. nesday that he was unaware of had not been repaid adequate­ the diversion of funds. ly. AND, as a study break or after the Casey denied a report in The The Canadians were threat­ Wall Street Journal that he ening a lawsuit because they Glee Club Concert, come to the CSC for knew as early as last spring had received only $10 million that profits from the Iranian when they had expected pay­ SLEIGH RIDES, COCOA, HOT CIDER arms sales were being funneled ment of $20 million, the sources to Nicaraguan insurgents, or quoted Casey as saring. COOKIES, CHRISTMAS MUSIC. 9pm-12 Contras. One House Fore1gn Affairs "No, that's wrong," Casey Committee member, who told reporters who pursued him spoke only on condition that he down a corridor in the Capitol not be identified, said that after his appearance before the sometime after Casey's con­ House committee. versation with Furmark, the Asked when he learned about CIA director summoned the arrangement, Casey Marine Lt. Col. Oliver North, a responded, "I first learned member of the National Secur­ about this when Meese told ity Council staff who was coor­ everybody." It was on Nov. 25 dinating the administration's that Attorney General Edwin efforts to aid the Contras.

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December 12, 1986 We, the residents of Howard Hall, would like to express our extreme displeasure with the admin.istra­ tion's handling of the decision to convert our home to a women's dor­ mitory in the fall of 1987. While we recognize the need to increase the enrollment of women at Notre Dame, we feel there is no excuse for the lack of sufficient time given to the residents of our hall to react to the administration's intentions. At the very least, it is inconsistent to imple­ ment a long-term plan on such short notice. As members of the Notre Dame and Howard family, we feel that we have been mistreated and abandoned. The administration should not be al­ lowed to take such drastic action - without even consulting the people involved. We hope that the troubles and disturbances that we are suffer­ ing will serve to remind the admin­ i~tration and the student body of the need for open and continual com­ munication.

Respectfully,

The Residents of Howard Hall Paid Advertisement The Observer Friday, December 12, 1986 - page 5 Ford, Chrysler to employ air bags ND research funds awarded cupants. cated by Ford and Chrysler Associated Press Special to The Observer study of biologically impor­ The Transportation Depart- there likely will be a minimum tant furanosyl rings by An­ WASHINGTON - Two of the ment already has said it plans of 2 million new cars sold Notre Dame received thony S. Serianni, assistant top three U.S. automakers said to grant the extension so that during the 1990 model year that $462,323 in grants during No­ professor of chemistry. Thursday they plan to equip at automakers will be induced to provide air bag protection for vember for the support of re­ least half of their 1990 model equip cars with air bags at the driver, said Brian O'Neil, search and various pro­ $82,000 from the National cars with air bags, prompting least on the driver side, while president of the Insurance In­ grams. Research funds Science Foundation for re­ predictions that more than 2 continuing the development of stitute for Highway Safety. totaled $619,589, including: search on the perpendicular million new cars sold that year bags or belts to protect the pas- O'Neil said in an interview $288,866 from IBM for the resistivity of synthetic metal will have the safety devices. senger. that Japanese automakers study of intelligent work sta­ multilayers by Steven Rug­ Ford Motor Co. and the The bags, which automati- "have been silent" on their air tions in the engineer­ giero, assistant professor of Chrysler Corp. told a Senate cally inflate to protect a car oc- bag plans, but that most of the ing.'academic environment physics. hearing that their plans to put cupant in a crash, are favored European manufacturers are by David Cohn and Eugene $30,000 from the national a large number of the driver- by many auto safety advocates expected to equip their cars Henry, professors of electri­ Science Foundation for the side protective bags into their over passive belts that auto- with driver-side air bags by cal engineering. study of Michel Foucault fleets as standard equipment is matically wrap around a car 1990. Mercedes-Benz already and recent French philoso­ contingent on the federal gov- occupant because the belts can makes the devices standard $110,000 from Upjohn Co. phy of science by Gary Gut­ ernment extending its 1989 be detached if considered cum- equipment in all its car lines. for unrestricted research by ting, professor of philoso­ deadline for passive protective bersome. O'Neil and other air bag adv­ Jacob Szmuszkovicz, ad­ phy. devices for both front-seat oc- With the commitments indi- ocates, meanwhile, predicted junct professor of $20,000 from the National ------~---:-:-:--::------that General Motors Corp., the chemistry, and Thomas Science Foundation for re­ k. 'th th largest manufacturer produc- Fehlner, professor of search in nonlinear process Stuff your stoc lngs WI e ing about 4.5 million cars ~ chemistry control by Jeffrey Kantor, year, is likely to feel co!ll~tl- $88,723 from the national associate professor of 0 a\11e ~~v~I:Se~i~~ea~ ~~~~d 1ts lme Institutes of Health for the chemical engineering. Notre N\arch 3rd distrct \r\sh "\dO~~gf\g\1\\ . vote tallying G\ve. tne ~e'/cna\11, continues ~d\-\eadban , \-\at and Associated Press euttonior' SOUTH Bend, Ind. - State auditors tallied more absentee cnr\stmas. ballots and checked recorded vote totals a~ainst impounded voting machmes Thursday in the continuing recount of the 3rd District congressional race. Hubert Hoffman, a State Board of Accounts field super­ visor, said 30 more St. Joseph precincts had been tallied by mid-afternoon. In Elkhart County, a com­ puter tally of hand-counted punchcard ballots from three precincts was delayed, said David Link, dean of the Univer­ sity of Notre Dame Law School. County officials were awaiting authorization of payment for computer time, he said. Available at the Link was appointed to direct the tallying by the three­ Hammes Notre Dame Bookstore member state Recount Com­ miSsion. Democratic chal­ lenger Thomas Ward, a Knox attorney and Notre Dame graduate, requested the recount after losmg by 66 votes to Republican incumbent John 1&1 Hiler of LaPorte. The race was the nation's most closely con­ tested congressional election. Auditors working in St. Joseph and Elkhart counties ::1: have also conducted a re­ tallying of the disputed Indiana House 5th District election. 1- Completion of the tally in that race depends oq the running of the delayed computer tabula­ tion. The 3rd District's 450 Tonight is the last precincts also reach into por­ tions of Kosciusko, Marshall, open night at the club Starke and LaPorte counties. NEED GIFT IDEAS

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after break! Open Mon.·Sat. 10:00·4:00 Sun. 1:00·4:00 (419) 62fHl830 Ext. 2388 - C.N. 5006 • Sandusky, Ohio 44870 The Observer Friday, December 12, 1986 - page 6 major abuses, that would all him in this capacity. get reported to Student Af­ Briggs emphasized that his Manager fairs," he said, noting that job has not been created to take Notre Dame security officers continued/rom page 1 over positions and duties cur­ are regularly assigned to the rently performed by the stu­ ness to make money off the stu­ Club. dent management. dents. We think we should be Briggs agreed with Lytle that there to provide a positive so­ "the University's concern with "I'm actually the head cial environment." the alcohol problem today" manager so I suppose I would Lytle said he thinks the crea­ was a reason for the creation be (the Club's student tion of Briggs' position was "a of his position, saying the Ad­ workers') boss, but I'm not high liability question" be­ ministration "feels a little taking over any of their cause of the alcohol-serving na­ more secure with me being duties," Briggs said. ture of the Club. there as far as the liability Lytle agreed, saying that "The liability issue is a issue." "this year (Briggs) is mainly major concern," Lytle said, "I'm mainly here for guid­ there to observe." "but we were doing very well ance," Briggs said, citing his "I still order the alcohol and in that area - we had no major work in restaurant manage­ I still handle the staff; he can run-ins or problems with use of ment and his teaching degree only offer suggestions in those fake IDs. If there are any as experiences which qualify areas," Lytle said.

a preliminary breath testing just as soon lock one up as look Percent device," said Johnson. This al­ at him, because I was the vic­ continued from page 1 cosensor test is not mandatory, tim of a drunk driver last but the breathalyzer test is. year." said Kubsch, adding, Johnson said Security plans Trooper Kevin Kubsch of the "An officer observes every to offer morP. tlducational pro­ Indiana State Police said movement you make." Fur­ grams tnroughout the next "When you sign your name on ther testing is based on his de­ term. He said blood-alcohol a driver's license, you consent termination of "probable testing will be conducted to take a breathalyzer test if a cause" in the actions that a periodically. "We don't want to peace officer has probable driver exhibits as soon as he run it in a way that would en­ cause." The breathalyzer test gets out of the car. courage contest drinking," is given at the station. If a Johnson said. driver refuses to take this test, In response to questions on • The Observei'IGreg Kohs he will have his license revoked various methods of sobering To study, to die, to sleep ... Johnson held a meeting on in Indiana for one year. up, Kubsch said "There is noth­ To study or not to study. That is the question for Rob Luxem Wednesday night at Morrissey "If you ask me how I feel ing known to man that will af­ pictured in this double exposure which exeplifies the choice for Hall dealing with the legal about drunk drivers, I would fect the blood alchohol level." all students. aspects of being stopped and tested for drunk driving. The meeting focused primarily on driver's rights. Two students volunteered to consume six to eight beers in a ~ttift~rsit~ nf ~ ntr~ ~am~ controlled environment before the meeting. Later in the eve­ ~tubeut (inuerumeut ning, the students were sub­ jected to standard coordination ~ntre :!9ame, Jfnbiana 46556 and field breath tests by a member of Notre Dame secur­ (219) 239-7668 ity. "Many people are not aware that Notre Dame secur­ ity is a police force in the state of Indiana," Johnson said. An important distinction must be made between the al­ cosensor and the breathalyzer While we understand the need for increase tests. ''The portable alcosensor that police carry with them is female housing on campus, the Student Senate is thoroughly appalled at the way the University is handling the Howard Hall switchover. Here are just a few of the A GLOBAL UNIVERSITY problems we've found. EDUCATION FOR THE ·The residents have to move after next semester, they REAL WORLD found this out on Monday, the week before finals. Graduate degree programs ·The rector of the hall was informed, by phone, on (MA, PhD) in International Sunday night. Affairs with a policy emphasis. • No special provisions of any significant value have Special fields: International business, development, eco­ been made for the misplaced residents. nomics, strategic studies. ·These guys have to decide where they are going to Area concentrations: Latin America, Soviet Studies and live next year before the end of January. the Middle East. ·It appears that no effort will be made to keep groups of Dual degree programs in in­ friends, sections, or even old roo111t11ates together in ternational business (MBA­ MA) and urban and regional their new donns. planning (MURP-MA). Fellowships and other finan­ cial aid available. Apply by February 1. GRADUATE SCHOOL There simply was not enough advance notice OF INTERNATIONAL STIJDIES UNNERSITY OF MIAMI given, it's not fair. and we strongly disapprove. P.O. BOX 248123C CORAL GABLES, FL 33124 (305) 284-4303 The Observer Friday, December 12, 1986 - page 7 Elf debuts as parking attendant

Associated Press Lurvey, the city's director of getting some money to buy economic development. Christmas presents for my CONCORD, N.H.- Concord's "People got confused, they got children and grandchildren," parking elf, captured after a ticketed and they got he said. "I try to helP, people nationwide search, made his frustrated," he said. "It's far and hopefully the c1ty gets debut at the downtown garage from user friendly." enough publicity that they'll be Thursday, frustrated by the able to pay my wages and computerized meter system he Parking tickets had make some business out of this was hired to make "user prompted a steady flow of let­ parking garage." friendly" for the holidays. ters to the editor and com­ The meter is outside, but the "It's flawed," said Charlie plaints to police and city offi­ 22-degree temperature didn't Bonjorno, a 76-year-old retired cials. afpear to effect the elf's sense barber who answered Con­ So the city agreed to hire a o humor. cord's call for someone to wear parkin~ attendant as part of an At a news conference the elf suit. advertising campai~n to boost Thursday, he said he should "You only get 20 seconds' downtown shoppmg, but have negotiated a better deal: time when you're supposed to couldn't find anyone willing or "I should've charged them a remember where you parked able to wear the size small elf percentage (of parking reve­ your car, have your change costume required for the $5.50- nues) instead of a flat rate." ready and push the numbers," an-hour job. The jokes continued. Bonjorno said. "If you're slow "I've met so many policemen ... that's it, you've lost your When the city went public doing this, I should be all ri~ht money." · with its holiday plight, aspiring in the future as far as gettmg Parking in the garage elves from all over the country parking tickets,'' he said. dropped from 100 percent to al­ answered the plea, but Bon­ most nothing when a comput­ jorno, a former Californian And he asked parking en­ erized meter requiring a good who moved to Concord three forcement officers, "I'm not memory and quick fingers was years ago, won out. getting any more. tickets, am installed this year, said Ken "I'm helping out the city and I?"

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"ieVV~_O_i_D_t______Fri-day,D-ecem-ber-12,1~-6-pa-ges University turned its back on students' drinking A member of our community has companions. Not every minute of it was cobol, and an Alcohol Policy and Alco­ Americana at 5 a.m. Our backs were been killed. Another - also one of us - enjoyable ...on either side. All those hol Regulations: thousands and turned. has the burden of that death to carry Glee Club tours and nights in the dorms thousands of words nobody reads. If Looking the other way is as much a with him. and junior proms could be tedious and anyone did, he or she would notice that problem in academics as it has been in James Tunstead taxing. There was a discipline to up­ the previous concern that students not student life. For several years now hold, the common good to profess. abuse themselves with alcohol has been there has been a stir about cheating. Burtchaell, C.S.C. But what counted most was that we overshadowed by a newer concern that Now you could sit down any dozen stu­ we were not there were there. Oh, there were always their victims not abuse us with law­ dents for an hour and come up with a some things done that we failed to see, suits. Liability was the word, not list of 10 or 15 faculty members who But the burden is too large for that one and things we winked at. But we were sobriety. are responsible for 90 percent of the young man to shoulder. Our full there and not as intruders. It was our The rule had never been our problem. cheating that goes on around here. I tragedy cannot be put to rest by the place, built to welcome them, but not The people were the problem: all the mean teachers who hand out 300 identi­ funeral Eucharist held here two days on their terms alone. It was a place ~hall staff and Student Affairs people cal multiple-choice tests, or who assign ago, because many of us who crowded where older adults moderated what who were turning their backs on the papers on the very same topics semes­ Sacred Heart Church and joined our younger adults did as a community. We drinking scene. We lacked the nerve to ter after semester, and don't notice that own grief with the general mourning were there. confront the students. And we played they are reading the same essays over should bear the responsibility for more The drinking got bad when we with words instead. We abolished alco­ and over. A really crafty student may than this death, to which our long stopped being there. Rectors began to hol abuse in DuLac. occasionally slip something past most negligence has contributed. give in and to allow section parties, and Massive drinking bouts have moved of us, but the faculty members whose All of the principals in last weekend's then hall parties and class parties. But out of the dorms into town. We have irresponsibility positively invites con­ violence had spent the evening at a stu­ since the students almost always lost dumped our drunkenness and bratti­ tempt for truth-telling: they are the ob­ dent drinking party: a party that was control, they were often disgusting par­ ness on South Bend. The lawfolk there vious persons to go after. large and, by all accounts, largely ties, and the rectors disliked being seem still to think that we would like Instead, the Academic Council has, given over to the dull and recurring there. Student Affairs people knew that our students given preferential treat­ with a straight face, been presented campus routine of drunkenness. the bar scene was becoming an embar­ ment. But someday the neighbors' out­ with reports and proposals that throw It was nearly 20 years ago that we rassment, and for awhile we even pro­ rage will prevail. pages of legal confetti at cheating. The decided to allow students to drink here. vided a special bus for underage stu­ Several weeks ago two residence problem is not our policy. The policy is We formulated a principle then that dents too drunk to find their way home halls held a joint formal dance. It was as straightforward as the old alcohol was simple and clear. Students were to from the state line when the bars there a big dance, in a downtown hotel (our rule was: one rule with two parts. Stu­ be accountable for how they drank. And ran dry. We were not there when the campus is apparently too small for dents are responsible for honest work; we insisted, based on a continual expe­ freshmen disgorged and were dis­ dances). There was only fruit juice and and if cheating does occur it strikes at rience of loutish and drunken behavior gorged at the circle. We built our own soda served at the dance (no liability). the heart of the education process and when students drank alcohol in riotous tavern where students could start The students, however, booked rooms cannot be a private matter between an assembly, that they were unlikely, and drinking at lunchtime. We owned it, but for the night: an entire floor was set instructor and a student. The rule is not possibly unable, to drink humanely in let students manage it; we stayed aside for them. So the thirsty shuttled the problem, but no one seems to be large numbers. The rule was simple away. We hired special social workers, back and forth throughout the evening, accountable for the rule. Once again, and clear: no intoxication, and no though, and sent student drunks to boozing on one floor and dancing on the we are flinching at confronting the real drinking in public. No alcohol abuse; them for counseling. other. Mter the band went home at one, irresponsibility, and we are tempted to no alcoholic crowds. It was a sound and Some years back there was a great activities moved entirely to the hotel drift into denial by paper fantasies. simple rule. We simply failed to live by onset of conscience about alcohol here. bedrooms. The cost of a Notre Dame education it. There had been some ugly incidents we Who was there with those hundreds for us who are the elders is that we be The Notre Dame tradition had always called accidents. There had been much of seriously drinking students? One hall with the students, and that we be ac­ been that campus life was the respon­ alcoholism. Lives were lost, lives were was represented by its rector, for about countable for them and they be ac­ sibility of the senior people here. Our wasted. an hour. The other rector and assistant countable to us. We must, in a word, dorms and clubs and entertainments And what did we do then? We rewrote rector stayed away. In a word, we were be there. But we are not there. And now differed from fraternities. Wherever the rule. The one straightforward rule not there. Nothing has changed. We people are dying of it. the students lived or studied or ate or bloomed into a document that would have realms of local canon law on the prayed or took their leisure or traveled make the U.S. Tax Code look simple. subject, but Du Lac is not what was Father Burtchaell is a professor of the­ in groups, we were their mentors and We now have a University Rule on AI- needed in the bedrooms of the ology and resides in Holy Cross Hall. P.O.BoxQ

Homosexuals are not Klux Klan, would verbally and yes, Mistakes are made and mistakes are physically abuse . Catholics. My own Simple message is do forgiven, but the pain is never forgot­ ashamed but cautious grandfather lost his job as principal of ten. We love parties and bars and a high school when his employers dis­ not drink and drive dances, but they only last a few hours. Dear Editor: covered that he was Catholic (he was Friends last a lifetime, and when a good I am writing in response to the recent too proud to enter "Christian"). Dear Editor: time takes a friend away, it takes on a publicity of homosexuals at Notre Were these people actually ashamed This article is not the first you've seen new meaning. Please listen to this - Dame, such as the lectures by John For­ to be Catholic? Of course not, but they about drunk driving and it will not be drinking is not that important. We can­ tunato and Jeanine Grammick. Many did suffer from the very human emo­ the last, but it carries a message unlike not use lives to pay for a good time times, in the dining halls and else­ tion of fear. Why should homosexuals the messages found in the other arti­ anymore. Life is too precious. If this where, I have heard students wonder be any different? Gay people suffer al­ cles. How many voices, how many ad­ message reaches just one of you, we aloud why so many homosexuals most identical persecution everyday in vertisements, how many posters have will have achieved our goal. Please just choose to remain anonymous. They American society. Some have the told you not to drink and drive? Too don't drive if you've been drinking. usually conclude that these people are courage to make their sexual prefer­ many? No, not enough. ashamed to be homosexual. ence public knowledge, and, very often, Kris Thompson I would like to remind these people suffer from job loss, harassment and This past weekend we lost a friend Suzy Happ of a time, not so long ago, when people "bashing." who has been a dear friend for more Marjorie Zolkoski were "ashamed" to be Catholic. Job ap­ Many people are proud to be gay, but than two years now. The loss is one Cindy Otto plicants would simply enter "Chris­ realize the consequences of coming out which we cannot describe - mere words Sarah Janicki tian" on their applications, because a publicly. They are no better or worse cannot explain the special person Mike Nancy Johns Catholic would probably not be hired. than those who chose to enter "Chris­ was and what he meant to us. We can Fran Theby In Philadelphia, the burning of Catholic tian". tell you, though, that it is just too hard. Leah Hynes churches was hardly a rare phenome­ Joseph Schultz Please believe us. Don't ever allow Carey Gels non. Many bigots, including the Ku Flanner Hall yourself or a friend to take a chance. Lewis Hall Doonesbury Garry Trudeau ~------~ j/ YOU I

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Priorities must be kept sympathy and anger was remarkable. lot of ways to avoid driving drunk, but move from the dorm they have come A similar reaction came when some they all require the person to take a to know as home, I refuse to believe during times of change Notre Dame students were struck on little responsibility for his or her ac­ that their inconvenience is more impor­ South Bend Avenue a few years earlier. tions. That, unfortunately, does not tant than the opportunity for more wo­ Dear Editor: But now? One article on the first death, seem to be a common trait among stu­ men to be educated at this highly­ Notre Dame students do not have and one now. Today -three days later dents here. regarded university. Let's put aside their priorities straight. The biggest -only a small "Of Interest" From what I know of one of the this selfishness, sexism or whatever isue on campus today is the closure of memorializes the young man. drivers, there is some bitter irony in else might be motivating our outrage. Carroll and Holy Cross Hall and the Even when the Student Senate -for this. He was not one to drive drunk; he If Herzog is so repulsed by the thought "eviction" of Howard residents. A dis­ probably the twentieth time since I've was outspokenly against such drivers. of being asked in the future to a Howard tant second, and if not further down on been at this school -calls for greater Unfortunately, he apparently mis­ SYR, he need only continue subscribing the list, is the fact that drunk Notre "alcohol education," no mention is judged his condition. But it only takes to his views on women and their role Dame students have killed two men in made of why it is needed: two men are one such misjudgement. Yes, it could on campus to be assured that the ugly the last month. dead because of the irresponsibility of have been any of us -you, me, anyone situation will never present itself. Monday afternoon, after the tragic Notre Dame students. Maybe the prob­ who ever drinks could make this mis­ No matter where we live on campus, story was known to all, I could still hear lem is that many Notre Dame students take. But if the "Notre Dame family" we are already "in" Notre Dame. We students bragging about what a great want to deny these deaths because they means anything, we should be helping earned, and were given this opportunity time they had on Friday night and how fear that someday it could be them ap­ each other to be responsible, especially to learn. Why not let others who have drunk they were at a half-dozen bars pearing as the unidentified driver in an when another's life is at risk. Human earned it have this chance and welcome and parties. One expects the shock to Observer article. But the real problem life is much more important than the them with open arms? wear off eventually, of course, but I is that those students do not want to location of student residencies. A much thought two hours later showed great take responsibility for their drinking. greater injustice was done to the two Catherine Dey resilience on their part. It is simple to have someone in the victims than ever has been done to stu­ Pasquerilla West Last year, when Notre Dame fresh­ group stop drinking a couple of hours dents by the administration. man Kevin Hurley was struck by a before leaving the party. It is simple to People will blame the alcohol policy South Bend resident at the entrance to call a taxi, if necessary, or maybe even for these deaths, and it may have been Toys for Tots drive Saint Mary's College, the outpouring of crash at the host's house. There are a a contributing factor. ·But I hope stu­ dents realize that the ultimate respon­ benefits handicapped sibility to drive sober lies with them, not Father Beauchamp or Father Mal­ Dear Editor: Diversity of religion loy. And I hope students realize why On behalf of Notre Dame's Semper the South Bend and County Police are Fidelis Society and the staffs of Logan eager to break up parties and minimize Center and Memorial Hospital, we the number of drunks on the street. But would like to extend our personal grat­ is rare at Notre Dame most of all, I hope these tragic events itude to all who aided the 1986 Toys for will shake students up enough to ensure Tots campaign. Through the generous That's right. I did not have turkey on migrant (like me) who is ignorant of that no one need pick up The Observer support of the Notre Dame community, Thanksgiving Day. I had my meal in just what each holiday entails. Those and read about one ever again. over $2,000 worth of toys will be donated the dining hall. who have been abroad can perhaps em­ to the special children at Logan Center pathize with the situation of the few Thomas S. Mowle and Memorial Hospital this Christmas. Patti Tripathi "aliens" on campus. Off-Campus Our efforts are part of a national Then there are those who cannot campaign sponsored by the United guest column relate because they insist on bombard­ States Marine Corps Reserve to bring ing with their narrow-minded com­ Restructuring the ratio the joy of a Christmas toy to needy Don't be shocked. Do you celebrate ments and assumptions. At Notre children throughout the United States. holi? ... or Diwali? .... or Rak- Dame, where the student body is com­ will benefit community At Logan Center and Memorial Hospi­ chabandhan? posed of persons of similar background Dear Editor: tal, the donated toys will also help A mien of disbelief prevails when I and social standing, bigots rise up to Mter reading for two days the arti­ develop the skills of the handicapped say that I do not celebrate traditional assert their convictions. cles, letters and personals of outraged as these children learn through playing. American festivities. At the University The reaction to holidays is a trivial Howard Hall residents - in particular The dearest and most precious posses­ of Notre Dame, where a non-Catholic example of intolerance. Annually, a let­ Bill Herzog's guest column of Dec. 9- sions of a child are his toys, and our is one of the three percent minority, the ter appears in my mailbox in order to I find a definite need to put into per­ individual small gifts together have raised eyebrow and wide-eyed response remind me that I have checked my re­ spective what the real issue is here. brought great joy to many. is common because most are not ex­ ligious preference as "other" and that The issue is not whether or not posed to people of diverse background. if I wish I may specify the title of my Howard men should be ousted from Brian J. Dean If it is not the appalled expression on faith by checking the appropriate box. their home, but whether or not more Christine M. Glavin the visage then it is an expression of Is it necessary for me to put a tag on women should be admitted to the Uni­ Project Officers, Toys for Tots sympathy. Other, however, choose dif­ myself? Does God have a religion? versity of Notre Dame. The answer to Naval ROTC ferent routes: "Don't you believe in Once in a while I come across persons this is yes, more women should be ad­ God?" the questioning begins. "I heard who feel that "I can still be saved" if mitted. This is not only for their edu­ that Indians do not eat cows but what's I were to convert to Christianity. cational benefit and the benefit of wo­ Help for fire victims wrong with a turkey? or "In my family Will changing my label bring me men already on campus from the it is the most celebrated holiday. closer to God? I don't think so. The con­ increased sense of belonging and sis­ is desperately needed What's wrong with your parents?" tent of a can of soup does not change terhood that would result (similar to Having been raised in India with an if the label on the can were to be the great sense of brotherhood that upbringing that is not solely Catholic, switched. exists now), but for the advantage it Dear Editor: I am a double minority on campus. In -I am not out to convince everyone would provide the men also. About ten days ago, a fire broke out my case it is not a question of religious that they will reincarnate into ants if In this respect, I am not referring, in a house on North Eddy Street. The difference that prevents me from they do not pay heed to their Karmas. as Herzog did, to the fact that more house was saved, but the interior was celebrating many of the holidays. Al­ But it is annoying when people make it women on campus means more possi­ badly damaged. The owner, a divorcee, though I am not a Christian by birth, I their prime motive to instill their ble SYR dates. Since a majority of stu­ is now trying to clean it up so she can attend Mass periodically. Therefore, a beliefs in others. dents at Notre Dame came from Cath­ move back in with her four children Christmas, a Thanksgiving, or an Mutual respect and tolerance is olic, single-sex high schools, college before Christmas. Easter as celebrated by most estab­ beyond culture, religion, and boundary. needs to be a place closer to the "real She hasn't the money to hire labor. lished Americans would be for me a Most on the campus are quite accom­ world" with respect to the femal&tnale If anyone expects to be in this area be­ treasured experience. (By established modating, discreet, and respectful of ratio. A greater female element is tween now and Christmas, and would I mean an American who has not just foreigners. I suggest to the others that desperately needed at Notre Dame to be willing to help wash and paint walls, immigrated to the country.) they phrase questions or comments in help shed the minority status of women, it would be an immense assistance. Many do not realize the difficulty of a way that is not offensive. as well as to expose the male majority Volunteers can contact me at 239- incorporating the practices of another to viewpoints other than their own. 7651. culture into one's own. It is even more Patti Tripathi is a junior American While I do sympathize with the difficult for the first-generation im- Studies and English major. Howard residents who now have to Edward D. O'Connor, C.S.C.

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AREA --share ex­ •FUN •SNOW Kath BETTY-LOU, I LOVE YOU and yea this penses, rental car H necessary. LEAVE I need a ride to CONNECTICUT! WE LOVE YOUI note will really quack me upl SAT. 12-20 pre!. CALL Tim £3488 or Mlck Preferably Fairfield County or Candy & Brltch £1770. Westchester, N.Y. area. Can leave FRI. HARD ROCK CAFE FINAL NOTICE Ill Dan O'Connor, See you over Christmas LOST/FOUND I CALL TOM 1945 SWEATSHIRTS FOR ND-SMC NOW INI STAYING IN SOUTH BEND UNTIL break,Luv your sial Ride Needed Boston Area tor Break John AVAILABLE IN L&XL. CALL 277-2786 MON.22ND???? I NEED RIDERS TO Long live the OAK. Forever Immortal. OR AT SMC X-MAS BAZAAR IN ANYWHERE ALONG 1-80 EAST, FINAL LOST: THICK GOLD BANGLE x3853 NEW PROPOSAL-TURN CORBY HALL LEMAN$ DESTINATION IS NJ Ill PLEASE CALL TO GRAD HOUSING AND GIVE CAR­ BRACELET WITH ENGRAVED NEED RIDE TO SE FLORIDA LEAVING Hi Panl Season's Greetings from NJ. SUE AT 277-C0620 m•••• ROLL BACK TO THE VERMIN. DESIGN. POSSIBLY LOST AT How's the weather In Texas? BRIDGET'S OR MORRISSEY. IF 12119. WILL SHARE $$. CALL 263-3693 ...... ASAP. Miss ya, MB How were all the men with their puckered ANGEL JUDY God's £ Is unlisted. Expe­ CARROLL GOT TOOLED! FOUND PLEASE CAILL 284-4351. lips at Brldgets. A true blue friend OUGHT rience Heaven to flnd out. BILL KEN­ TO RETURN THE FAVOR TO A WON­ NEDY LOST; WED. NIGHT,1V4, AT HELP II NEED A RIDE TO PARK RIDGE Need rldel'll to AKR<:ANTON MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALLt DERFULL BUDDY LIKE PATTI BRIDGET$, A LARGE BLACK SCARF OR O'HARE, CAN LEAVE THE 19 OR Sid x3223 Maura, Babe, Mike, Alex, Blob, Colleen, TRIPATHI. SOUND THE ALARM HEY Noel, Noreen, Diane, Sheila, Karen, WWHITE FLECKS. PLEASE CALL 20. CALL KERRY X3032. THANKS! Lisa, Monica, Mar, Madge, Terry, Carrie, BEFORE. HAPPY BIRTHOAYII Jeff, Matt, Chip, Bill, Steve, Pat, Matt and MEGAN 1242 TO RETURN IT AND I Tom-Thanks for making this the ba­ WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER. ANNE DOME-OPOLY 0 FREE FOOD FREE FOOD st ... love,Kim. Good luck on your finals (not that you need any) LOST: Twc sets of Arena b-ball tix, sec­ FOR SALE A Great Christmas Glftl THEODORE$ STUDY BREAK Moi,Coi,Lynn,Lee,Peg and Elaine--miss and have a Merry Christmas, too tion 4, row 4, seats 8 and 9 . . . They y'alll ... me weren't even mlnell Please save my ...... C SATURDAY JR FUTONS: 100% cotton sleep mattresses, DOME-OPOLY 8-11 Christmas, my trlendahlps, my wallet . . TED BENCHIK: Avoid public remarks on . H found call Linda x435511111 hardwood convertible frames and acces­ An ND-SMC Board Game ... sories. FUTONS NATURALLY 232 South tor alumni who have things like warm beer next semester, and NEED A RIDE TO PHILA. WILL SHARE the English should love you. We dol Bon HELP! I LOST MY BASKETBALL TICK­ Michigan St. 233-8176. "everything" D OJ{)ANCING EXPENSES JOE-289-3934 THEODORE$ voyage, Dlanne,Beth,Megan, Mlc­ ETS (SECTION 106, ROW 7, SEAT 6) hele,Cindy. AT OR ON CAMPUS AFTER THE BYU FOR SALE: CABER SKi"BOOTS(7112) DOME-OPOLY STUDY BREAK CATHY S. MY HTH AND SMC CHIC­ CALL PAT 1581 C SATURDAY DON'T FORGET I LOVE YOUI­ GAME. IF FOUND, PLEASE CALL It's new.~·s tun, and HEATHER, GOOD LUCK ON FINALS It's available tor Christmas 8-11 HANNEGAN SUSAN AT 3435. NEXT WEEKI KEEP SMILING I KNOW 1 way air ticket SB to BAL TO. at the ND-SMC Bookstores YOU WILL DO WELLI MERRY Whoever took my black scarf from Jan.5. $45. 272-4321. LAURIE HOllENBECK CHRISTMAS! LOVE YOUR Happy Birthday Brldgets 11111, It you don't want to call, DOME-OPOLY CLOSE CORBY NOT CARROLLIIII FOR SALE: 1982 CHEVETTE. 4 speed, PANGBORN PANDA please drop It off at the loat&lound In A Great Christmas Glftl Love, Mom & Dad LaFortune. H means a lot to me. AtM'M, sunroof. $1895. Call Dan: 239- CARROLL HALL-How much further off­ PS Remember your curfew 7943 or 234-8984. campus do they want us? JIM RILEY, MERRY CHRISTMASIII The Amazing .. . p.s.Do you want to do a story? FOUND: BASKETBALL TIX IN ACC. The Awesome .. . SECTION 104 ROW 11 SEAT 23. CAILL A REAL CHRISTMAS PRESENT: The Ultraharrncnlc ... Killeen, Krista, Kellle, Ann, Donna, SHIRLEY- '85 Toyota Fiesta Van Conversion with Andrea, Marl, Jimmy, Brian, John, Andy, Merry Christmas to the Riley's, Hope your birthday Is extra specially won­ MIKE 2371 TO CLAIM NOTRE DAME CAMERATA SINGERS Szymanski's, Springer's, Asklar's, and EFI, auto, overdrive (25mpg), ps, pb, pw, live at the Moreau Seminary Chapel one AI, Danny, and all "THE QUINr parilera: derful. You deserve H. pi, armm star. caas, dual almeat, retrig, Bongomo's. Love ya lots, LOST: brown WALLET between ~1 engagement only, Sunday, December You're the best friends anyone could ask slvobrgndy. Only 11k miles, warranty, 1 fori Have a great vacation, I'll miss you Lisa I, Lisa II, & Maria Nleuwland and 208 Cushing on Wed. 14, 8 p.m. Free admission. Be there or BLmEDI morning (the sunny day). It found, please owner. Top quality conversion In perfect Btlat. all very much. Merry Christmas and stay call Jeff at 277-8940 soon. I'm getting cond~lon. An $18k value but will accept aatell Love, Anne-Marie reasonable onar around $13k by Mon., Dear Mark, Notice hungry w~out H. Notre Dame Encounter Retreat Weekend Since before our freshmen year Dec. 15. Financing available. See and coming Feb 6-8 ANDY FENOGLIO, JIM GALLAGHER, Margetstein and F~gabber, STOPI drive at NO Credit Union 8:30-4:30. CAREY GELS, KATHLEEN HOGAN, (Friday, July 20, 1984, to be exact), You're making all of us sick. LOST:Gold add-a-pearl necklace, small Applications Available Wed Jan 14 our paths have paralleled. graduated pearls, H found call Tara at Evenings 233-1950. A BEST BUY. ACT due Fn Jan 23 MATT HONKANEN, NARCISO AND ... NOW. JARAMILLO, MICHAEL NAUGHTON, But I'll be talking a D.C. detour ... NO MORE LOVE IN THE AFTER­ 1242. Campus Ministry Dnlce So there'll be a by-pass of the Badin Hall KHAUL SHALABI, ANNE WALTON - NOONIII Turntable, Pioneer PL518, direct drive, See Shlrf8)' In Th• ObHrVer oftlce. "What's new w~h you?" BE WED or BE GONE ..... Biechhhhl LOST: down ski jacket. Navy, Questions? Contact Br. Bonaventure South lunches ...ted&whHe stripes across chest. It semiautomatic with audio, technlca 239-7353, Sr. Jo Glarrante 239-5740 or cartridge. $50. Call attar 5 p.m. 233-5496. KELLY & PETER-FINITE IS AUMOST "Prophetic" shop talk found, call 288-2853 or return to lost and Jim Wlmbiscus 263-2091 More shop talk found, LaFortune...... OVER. HASN'T IT BEEN LOVELY? I'LL DESPERATELY NEED RIDERS! It I MISS OUR TALKS AUMOST AS MUCH I'll miss you. Merry Christmas! can't flnd riders to WASHINGTON D.C. Love, DON'T YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF? AS THOSE BILLOWING TUFTS. after finals (Friday or Saturday) I'll have SEX -IS HARD TO GET SINCE I'M Your favorite redheaded Observer~e LOCKED OUTIII LOST NO BRASS KEY TICKETS NO Encounter Weekend to spend another crummy vacation In RING W/420 AND OS KEYS. PLEASE Fn, Feb 6 --Sat, Feb 8 MOSES-SO I'M A LmLE EARLY. AT Chicago. Call me at £4638. LEAST I REMEMBERED. HAPPY CALL 3468 IF FOUNDIII Questions? Br. Bonaventure 239-7353 or Rob I'm happy I came. Love Anne Need GAs lorN. Carolina and Duke. Call Jim Wlmblscus 283-2091 BIRTHDAY AND THANKS FOR EVERY- FRANZ MARC AFFICIONADO THANXII Blll,2008 THING. YOUR FAVORITE I WANT TO THANK YOU IN PERSON, HELP/ HELP/ HELP! ATTENTION ALL NO and SMC WOMEN 10th ANNUAL CHRISTMAS NAZZ (OCCASIONALLY HYSTERICAL) THOUGH... WHO ARE YOU? AL­ LOST: Neeo·3~4.'Nc"rixs·:·;:;~~;~ Talk to a true sex god I Don't be shy. Call ONE BLUE BOOK BAG .. ;;;;ii··;:;;dd Saturday, December 13th. 7:00 -?Center GROUPIE. PHAVILLE FAN 2551 Dave Rupple at 3810 His B-Day Is to­ TUESDAY AT LUNCH tor Social Concerns morrow! Call and wish him a happy one. IF FOUND, PLEASE CALL 3131. I'LL THE GRINCH, ORIGINAL MUSIC, FREE NEED RIDE TO NHeOSTON FOR BOB "EAGLE EYE" WHITE-DID YOU FAIL FINALS WITHOUT IT. COOKIES & HOT COCOA. .. BREAK. CAN LEAVE 12119 PM. WILL KNOW IT WAS MY FIRST TIME? IN HELP WITH DRIVING AND $$. CAILL Jackie, Beth, Kathleen, and Cindy ... Luck PERSONALS, YOU PERVERT. Become part ot the tradition. on Finals. And have a merry Christmas! •christmas Music, Christmas Magic. . .• PAT, 277-6451. ANYWAY, YOU DID SOUND THAT PERSONALS love, Kelly DESPERATE. YOU CAN SKIP THE HELPIII KOOL-AID. BRUCE IS THE ONLY Fr. Tyson: Now ... Let's malke Dillon a FOR RENT DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! I need to borrow a 12-strlng guitar to play BOSS. LEARN TO SPELL MY NAME INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS: at the CHRISTMAS NAZZ on Sat. MALE dorm I A concerned Dog OR YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE A step-by-step guide to Greencard !rom I NEED A RIDE FOR APARTMENT FOR RENT FROM CHRISTMAS BREAK Please call Jeff at 232-5478 or Mike at IN THIS DEPARTMENT. LIFE ENDS F/JH Visas. For details, send refundable 2511 K you can LEND one. HEY ALUMNI HALLII (IDIOTS) Next time ABOVE GROUND. DECEMBER TO FIRST OF MARCH. $1 (p&h): Immigration Publications, P.O. Al'IYWHERE IN THE VICINITY OF get your stupid facta straight CALL 1-982-8463 FOR DETAILS. ASK BINGHAMTON, SYRACUSE, OR Please help me out. Box 515991 , Dept 135, Dallas, TX FACT:Nioodemua-205 Alumni MARILYN-"HEUPFUL?" ARE YOU FOR CHAD. 75251. EUMIRA, NY. FACT:Kuehl-150 Alumni Think before CAN LEAVE FRIDAY, DEC. 19, AFTER GOING HOME FOR BREAK? CALL ME ...... JUNIORS JUNIORS JUNIORS you open your trap. GO PANGBORNII IF YOU NEED A RIDE. MUST BE WILL­ FURNISHED HOUSES FOR NEXT SELL YOUR TEXT-BOOKS FOR $$$$111 1:00 PM. WILL SHARE EXPENSES. (FUH(A)) SCHOOL YEAR 6838889 PLEASE CAILL ERIN AT 3706. JUNIORS JUNIORS JUNIORS ING TO SHARE EXPENSES. LOOKING PANDORA'S BOOKS, at our NEW loca­ JUNIORS JUNIORS JUNIORS FOR A HUSBAND? A FELLOW tion: 808 Howard St. just off of N.D. Ave. DC: Thanks tor all the personals this se­ YO QLORII JUNIORS JUNIORS JUNIORS HOOSIER PERSONALS ABUSER Roommate needed to share house. ph. 233-2342 OPEN 7 days a weak, 1 mester. Have tun In K-town (DEC. 3011) o- HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THE BtQ JUNIORS JUNIORS JUNIORS $165tnonth. Private room. Grad. stuclent 530 Get ready tor Sr. Ber next year II Love, welcome. Call 289-8203 latenltea. ONEill JUNIORS ALL WHO RECEIVED YO-SOUTH BEND IS A DESOLATE COLOR PORTRAITS FROM DOG BOOK your Observer Sports Fanteay WASTELAND. ENJOY YOUR Available 2nd semester & tall '87 4Br Love, PICTURES IF YOU RECEIVED A PIC­ CHRISTMAS COMESTIBLES. A house tumlahed, secure 4-5 stu­ D8d, Lllrry I Rob Looking tor Apt In ChHown '86 Grad haa TURE THAT IS INCORRECT PLEASE Happy Birthday STEVE MEGAR­ CROSS BETWEEN A HOSEA AND A denta,$440.00tnonth You pay utiiHies, furnished apt tor sublease jan '87 to may RETURN IT TO THE JUNIOR CLASS GEEIIIIIII LOSER ... call Geoff or Mary 288-7276 '87 call 2002 PLEASE, HELP ME II NEED A RIDE TO OFFICE WE WILL SORT IT OUT AND Betsy B. A birthday wish That comes to PHILA. OVER BREAK. WILLING TO RETURN THEM AFTER BREAK. WE'RE WE'LL MISS YOU PERKY. TRY NOT 3-4 Bdrm., 2 bath, newly decorated TWO RIDERS GOING EAST ALONG 1- you From the heart Of you know who SHARE USUAL EXPENSES. CALL KIM SORRY FOR THE MISTAKE. THE PIC­ TO BEDEVIL WASHINGTON. MERRY house. Monitored security system. 922 90 FROM CLEVELAND TO BUFFALO Happy Birthday! Shakey AT 1284 TURE MAN HAS BEEN WORKING CHRISTMAS Allen St. Call 234-6688. AGAIN. IF YOU CAN BRING US ALONG MUCH TOO HARDI JUNIORS JUNIORS PLEASE CALL KEVIN X2590. CAN TO THE WOMAN IN JTB'a CLASS: HE GOING EAST FOR X-MAS & NEED A JUNIORS JUNIORS JUNIORS Merry Chr1stmas, News Departmant. LEAVE ANYTIME AFTER 4 PM FRIDAY HAD WHAT IN HIS TEETH? WHY? YOU RIDE TO CT? I'M LEAVING DEC. 16 JUNIORS JUNIORS JUNIORS Nexl publishing date: Jan. 15, 1987. See AND MONEY NO PROBLEM. JUNIORS JUNIORS JUNIORS DID WHAT WITH A RAZOR? KEEP you then. -The News Editors. 5 BDRM. HOUSE, 704 CORBY. AFTER 10AM OR EARLY AM DEC 17. JUNIORS JUNIORS JUNIORS YOUR MIND ON CHEM-THERE'LL BE $400MO. AVAILABLE JAN. 1. CALL CALL CARRIE AT SMC 4288 ASAP. PART TIME GRAPHIC ARTIST JUNIORS JUNIORS NO VISITS TO THE PFI I WUV HIMI Merry Christmas, Lynnsey. I guess this 277-1569 OR 256-09~. WANTED. CALL 259-8822 OR 259- CIAO-KAPS TO THE GUYS IN 313 ALUMNI, MERRY Is good-bye, at least tor awhile. Take 3187. CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEARI Stud, Here's to new baglnnlnge. care. Love, Mark P.S. Say hello to Ronnie MERRY CHRISTMAS GREG SMITHIIIII LOVE THE GREATEST GIRLFRIEND IN All my love, Aca. tor me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RARE OEM THE WORLD! Krlatl Irene Und, Thank you tor being my WANTED Sal'll, Ntlncy, Rebelle, Kllthryn, Mom Happy Birthday Laurie Hollenbeck ....ota.rver &porta Dept.·­ I Dlld very dearest friend In the whole world. GOING EAST FOR X-MAS & NEED A Wish we could be there to calebrate w~h As Christmas Is now upon us, 1hope that Thank YOU tor a great semester. Marty, you I Marty and Pete, you've really made a NEED RIDERS TO LONG ISLAND. CAN RIDE TO CT? I'M LEAVING DEC. 16 you may be able to tully experience His dlflerence. good luck to everyone with LEAVE WED, 17DEC. MUST BE ABLE AFTER 10AM OR EARLY AM DEC 17. Love, love and joy In all that you do. We miss to all who put up ~h me during the lest Aunt Soph and Uncle Mad finals. TO DRIVE STICK-SHIFT. CALL 277- CALL CARRIE AT SMC4286 ASAP you very much. Talks good care ot your­ two months Have a Happy Christmas 3886. THANK YOU. You helped me so much. asH. Kevin Gert Lllur18 Hollenbeck I LIKE togas, skinny dipping, pic-nic Happy Birthday little sial OK, Day Editor Priestesses. I've walked SENIORS -SENIORS -SENIORS tables, beaches, trunks, fireplaces I have a feeling the good news Ia coming STAYING HERE FOR BREAK? LIKE car on water but where did ~get me? Anyway Love ya lots, -1 just better be the first one to find out CATS? WANT TO MAKE SOME EASY SIGN UPS FOR FIRST WEEK OF with WENS ... Love, LEGS I MISS YOUI you tag teamers have a good Christmas. ME when you get thatletterl Good lucki-Pete $? WE NEED SOMEONE TO CAT-SIT SPRING SEMESTER INVITAnONAL -your God 12!.!4-V4. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS INTERVIEWS HEY KELLY LOVE Happy Birthday MERRY CHRISTMAS KATIE! Party after VISIT OUR TWO CATS DAILY TO FEED DEADUNE: DECEMBER 111, 11118. Happy Birthday Yeah well, so, ah ... How Finals? -Dave. ANNE MEG AND PET THEM. TERMS NEGOTI­ CAREER AND PLACEMENT SER­ do you like the campus? Looking forward Mel, your hippo awaits ABLE. IF YOU CAN HELP US OUT, VICES. to Sat. nile. love BMW Final Soore: BURNS CONCEDES LAURA CALL 239-5799 (DAYS) OR 233-9106 DEFEAT TO RAUCKHORST In rain, ot LeMans Hall! Have a great Christmas! (EVES.) Merry Christmas to Father Hesburghl snow, Stela, or Commons: You'll always Dee, a tubtul of Jello a day keeps Love, SENIORS -SENIORS -8ENIORS be Nc. 1. Merry Christmas boredom away! SIGN UPS FOR FIRST WEEK OF Merry Christmas to Father Malloy! the guys In Pangborn Section 4 Campus travel representative needed to SPRING SEMESTER INVITAnONAL ANDRE THEISEN: WORLD TOUR 87 promote Spring Break tour to Florida. INTERVIEWS Merry Christmas to all Redheads! ANDRE MEETS BIG BEN -THE BATTLE ...... Earn money, tree travel, and outstanding DEADUNE: DECEMBER. 111, 11118. OF THE GIANTS Remember: Wear HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY, DAVIDIII marketing experience. Call inter-Campus CAREER AND PLACEMENT SER­ Merry Christmas to all Democratsl Protection. Your collerbone may still be HOPE THIS BRIGHTENS YOUR DAYI CLASSIFIEDS, 11 Programs at 1-800-433-7747 for details VICES...... fragile. Merry Christmas and we'll see GOOD LUCK ON THOSE TEE'S! SEE see page and Information mailer. Merry Christmas to David Leal you In (hell) August of 87. YOU sobNI LOVE, CHERYL ANN The Observer - December 12. 1986 Clothes to their • The aftermath of the Punk limit • movement in Britian

TOM TIERNEY McClaren was vital to the success punk as a marketable product features writer of the bands that were to become continues; the 'punk rockers' of the focal point of the punk ex­ London are now as much a part Ever since the rise and fall of plosion. Kids Identified with of British tourism as the Queen punk rock In England during the bands like the Clash, Sex Pistols, and the rest of the Royal Family. period from 1976-78, the British Stiff Little Fingers and Genera­ music scene has been first, last tion X In their rebellion against Since 1978, there has been a and always tied to fashion. This their parents and against their succession of musiC/fashion Is nowhere better demonstrated parents' music, which had be­ waves In Britain, all of which have than In a song by the Fine Young come the arena rock that was so been promoted based on the Cannibals called "Time Isn't popular In the mid-1970's. model of the punk move~t. Kind," whose lyrics Include "I Included in these movements changed my name, I changed my All kinds of groups of.flds were are the two-tone movement, the clothes," Implying that one's brought together under the new romantics, gloom rock and Identity hinges as much on one's umbrella of PUNK. There were the current soul boy craze. One clothes as one's name. fascists and anarchists, result of this is that the British capitalists and communists, music scene Is as much con­ This Is an attitude that Is from both the lower and middle cerned with fashion today as It uniquely a product of British classes, and while they often ever was. youth culture. In America, no fought among themselves, there band would ever claim that what was something that they all America has been relatively you wear Is on a par with who shared, and that was their unaffected by punk and the other you are. An American youth's clothes. British music movements, ex­ Identity Is not determined by the cept in isolated areas. There are clothes he or she wears, as Is the Suddenly, It was cool to wear several reasons for this. First of case In the U.K. leather jackets and torn clothing all, American young people, un­ with-spiked hair and pierced ap­ like their British counterparts, do Malcolm McClaren, who was pendages. What had begun as a not equate their Identity with the manager of the Sex Pistols, legitimate form of rebellion had their clothes and their clothes claims that he Invented punk become a marketable fashion with those of their favorite band, rock In order to publicize ~Is commodity. McClaren became at least to any large degree. shop that specialized In the rich by promoting bands like the clothes worn by bands like the Sex Pistols as the saviors of rock Secondly, the British have a Clash and Sex Pistols; In doing 'n' roll and more importantly, by television show called "Top of so. he was Instrumental In creat­ selling the clothes worn by the the Pops" that Is shown nation­ Ing the attitude In England that bands to a youth market eager wide and runs down the British music equals fashion and that to consume. Top 40 from the previous week, fashion Is the main part of Iden­ Due to Its inherently Vvlatile featuring a few of the artists from tity. While this claim remains nature, punk rock quickly self­ that week's charts. This gives debatable. the fact remains that destructed, but the packaging of kids a chance to see their favorite artists as well as the latest sensa­ tions from London. If a band looks cool and makes a good Im­ pression, their sales can skyrock­ et. and song is artificially created. the way it does in Manchester. Radio can therefore create new As a result. these new move­ Lastly, the fact that England Is musiC/fashion movements ments never receive the publicity a small country both In popula­ simply by identifying them as they need to become nationwide tion and geographically, In com­ such and by playing the singles phenomenons, like they are in parison to America, is the most by the groups that are sup­ the U.K., and the bands that are Important factor In the ease with posedly part of this new move­ a part of them wallow In relative which fashion movements take ment. Then, due to England's obscurity in this country. hold In the U.K. London radio relatively small size, a band has the ability to broadcast es­ needs to sell only a small num­ In other words, the current sentially nationwide and since ber of singles to make the Top British music scene Is London Is the cultural center of 40. Then, they are featured on predominantly concerned with England, the kids from outside "Top of the Pops" and their fashion and the bands that are a of London pay close attention to record sales Increase exponen­ part of It, while beginning as un­ what is cool in the city. In other tially. derground or cult bands, quickly words, people all across England become popular nationwide as a are exposed to the same media America's large size and rela­ result of England's small size and and these sources of culture tive diversity of both people and small number of media sources. have become very powerful In media sources make It virtually The American scene, on the shaping taste. Impossible for such music and other hand, Is anti-fashion for fashion waves to enjoy the large the most part and Its bands stay If London's Capitol Radio scale popularity they do In En­ relatively obscure because of decides to add a song to Its gland. What Is popular In New America's large size, diversity of playlist. an Immeasurable Im­ York or Los Angeles just doesn't population, and conservatism of pact on the fortunes of that band catch on In Des Moines or Peoria Its media. The Observer -- December 12, 1986 Scene-Page 2 the soul Ribs and Blues: alternative

GREG DEFILIPPO, EMMET Well, we were right. As soon you. After all, as Peter Dames The music starts around 9:.30 get there. go south on .31 and MURPHY, TIMBO HEALY as we entered the front door the stated, "It's real soul." p.m., so get there a little early take a right on Western Avenue. features writers pulsating blues beat produced Besides this delicious dinner and e'1Joy the great soul food The address Is .3201 Western Av­ by "Peter and the Rhythm menu, Ribs and Blues, also has and the relaxing blues sound. To enue. If you feel like us, you're start­ Flames" brought Emmet back to soul food lunches, served after Ing to get tired of the usual Friday reality. After relaxing to a couple 11 a.m. which Include ham night grind. You know - a little of sets of fantastic rhythm and hocks, pork steak, cubed steak, bar or party hopping, some blues music, we started to get a mashed or sweet potatoes, drinking, etc. Well, we've got an little hungry. We decided to try a greens, corn bread, and much alternative for you; a relaxing bit of everything, which at Ribs more. All of these selections are evening at Ribs and Blues where and Blues, Isn't a bad Idea. The moderately priced and served In you can e'1Joy the best rhythm ribs and rib tips were excellent. huge portions that would fill and blues and soul food In the The meal was tender and smot­ anyone's desires. area. hered In a sauce that was not too hot but was full of great barbe­ The overall atmosphere Is laid­ cued flavor. back and Inviting, but also very The Bar Beat The catfish was equally satis­ Interesting. The crowd consists fying. It was tender and juicy like of many different types of people the ribs and had fantastic batter and everyone seems to get along ~ lflflflf (outoffou

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SUSAN CLEMENTS The world by then has become an out­ mined origin living In tin wigwams. If Much of the cast consists of castaways features writer landish jumble of very weird things. none of these get you, the good guys from floundering TV series, and the only Screenplay writers Walon Green and will. Of the main characters, the least an­ one who evokes any sympathy at all Is Solar Babies -even the name has an Douglas Metrov make no attempt to ex­ noying is a glowing sphere that serves Lukas Haas, who plays the lnsuppres­ Irritating ring to it. plain the reason behind the things they the double role of magical hockey puck sable Daniel. His Is the most convincing The title was aptly chosen. Like the throw Into the future. and savior of the world. character, which may stem from the fact movie It repreresents, the title gives ab· The main characters are for some rea­ I say "annoying" because none of the that. as the youngest member of the cast. solutely no clue to Its meaning. and son doomed to live In an Orwellian or­ characters come across convincingly or he comes closest to believing In the pos­ you're not really sure If you want a clue phanage, entire cities are constructed hit home with any force. This is due In sibility of the situation. to figure out this mystery. After all. who from junk. and there are no real people part to the utter ridiculousness of the But none of this matters, because after would guess that the Solar Babies are the -only sadistic military leaders, -zombie-like world they Inhabit; it becomes Impossible the movie you can hardly remember the members of a future hockey-on-roller­ laborers, and a strange tribe of undeter- to take seriously anything they say. faces of the characters, let alone their skates team chosen to save the world? names. The sad thing Is that a group of better actors could have done little more with the script. Movie revlew~1 Director Alan Johnson falls In the her­ Solar Babies . ~·C culean task of drawing credibility out of the cast. and the movie's average pace * (out of four) I seems to drag on under the weight of the given plot. The special effects are wasted Released to the discredit of Brookslllms on such things as creative torture devices, studios, the 111m attempts to achieve a which do come off as pretty dis· gusting. jumble of effects, but Is destroyed from and thus, I suppose, succeed. The little the outset by the story It tells. ball Bodhl Is cute and zings around with Of all the problems the movie has, the animation, but It looks like something most dismaying Is Its failure to make any that fell out of a Christmas special. and sense. The viewer emerges from the doesn't really belong In this warped theater believing -or at least wishing -that world. he just spent an hour and a half staring There Is, of course, some underlying at a blank screen. The main plot revolves meaning to the film--something symbolic around a group of teenagers who roller­ about the search for the savior that will skate their way through an annoying ad­ restore water to the earth--but the viewer venture In quest of a floating luminescent has no desire to remember, let alone ball. analyze, such an Irritating movie. Which Sound annoying? Wait, there's more. Is sad, because with the simple substltu· The movie takes place In the future, after tlon of a totally different story line and some horrifying event has deprived the the replacement of a few actors, Solar earth of rain and all its oceans and seas Babies (oops, I guess we need a new have dried up. It Is an ugly place, my name, too) might even be a decent movie. friends, and If this movie were a predic­ As It stands, however, the only way I'd tion I would strongly advise against any recommend going to see It Is If you plan attempt to live beyond the next I 00 years Pictured above are the stars of Solar Babies. From left to right are Jam I to wander Into the showing of another or so. Gertz, Claude Brooks, Jason Patrlk, Peter Dd.ulse and James LeGros. movie.

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These carolers serenade diners at South Dining Hall.

Saint Mary's students Julie Gschwind and Theresa Smith visit with Santa Christmas decorations fill a stand at the Saint (Richard Measell) In LeMans Hall.

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Freshman Vlk Berberl takes a break from studying.

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Theory bette~ on wax than paper MARY JACOBY Game Theory consists of two chorus with harmony, keyboards features editor men and two women, led by and ringing guitars. guitarist and lead vocalist Scott All right, so the latest Game Miller of the self described Miller, with his "miserable Theory album is a little old. "miserable whine." It's true Mil­ whine," stretches it a bit when Released this summer, it was one ler's voice is somewhat high, but he trys to sound angry, but his of the brighter spots in my album it lends to the uniqueness of the voice knows how to plead and collection. It deserves some at­ group's sound and punctuates explain on the beautiful slower tention, so here goes. their well crafted songs. songs such as "Where You Going And perhaps the biggest influ­ Northern," "Regenisraen" and ence on their sound -- and it's the album's last song, "Like a Girl Records defintely a positive one at that Jesus." "Regenisraen" ·in partic­ The Big Shot --is the production of Mitch Easter ular will kill you with it's harp­ Chronicles who worked on The Big Shot like, solitary guitar, the sad GameTheo..Y Chronicles as well as the last al­ alienated vocals and the choir of bum. Easter, a pop wizard who's harmony in the chorus. Similar­ The Big Shot Chronicles fol­ worked wonders with his own ly, "Like a Girl Jesus," with its lows pretty faithfully in the group, Let's Active, as well as slow, string-by- sting beginning, footsteps of its predecessor, Real others such as R. E. M., has pro­ builds up with echoes and effects Nighttime. As it seems to go with vided a definition and cohesive­ until the drums and guitar kick good albums and the American ness not apparent in Game The­ it into a deep, ringing chorus. buying public, practically no one ory's earlier releases. But the majority of Game The­ heard Real Nighttime. That's a ory's songs are punchy pop shame, because if people could The album's opener, "Here It songs which bounce between get past the unfamiliarity with the Is Tomorrow," is a powerful, drums and guitars--punctuated group they'd probably like what forceful song--for Game Theory, by keyboards and harmonies-­ they found; Game Theory's at least. Building up from a which will hook listeners into sound is sweetly complex and monorhythmic drums, guitar their sound after a couple of full of resonance and bouncy pop and Miller's angry voice, the song spins. But that's the key -- you rhythms. bursts into a pop plateau in the have to hear it first. Warning: CVB discovers masks in reverse

KEVIN WALSH the '80s. Another friend of mine the Doors too, but that's another chances. This album is not for New Sincerity. It also sounds a features writer discounts CVB because he story. In "Lulu Land," written by those who think a musical risk is heck of a lot like a bunch of your claims he doesn't understand the someone named Paul Mac Kinney buying the crazy new Boston al­ funniest friends screwing around I met a really unique guy last humor. They've gained an unfor­ in the '60s, they lift a line from bum or Bon Jovi's wild rockin' in a studio --sometimes funny, year through sort of a friend-of­ tunate reputation as a "humor "The Ballad of John and Yoko" new single. The weird sense of sometimes indulgent some­ a-friend situation and after a little band" but It looks like on their -"You don't take nothin' with you humor and the fiddle might put times stupid, surprisingly talking we discovered that we latest effort at least they're trying but your soul ... " and they take a some people off from CVB, but serious, with a few flashes of bril­ had a lot in common musically. to beat that rap. hint from "I am The Walrus" - try to think of their new album liance thrown in just to keep you The band that he was heavily into If I had to title this untitled al­ "Everybody Smoke Pot" chorus as sort of a Spinal Tap for the listening. at that time was camper Van bum, I might call it Camper Van for a weird oomp-pa-pa chorus. Beethoven. Beethoven Discovers Backwards "Surprise Truck" tears a page "They're great," I remember MasKing. There's at least four from Abbey Road's second side. songs on this that use that studio They aren't strictly a revivalist trick, including the two cover ver­ band though. They're separated Records sions. The last song on the first from that by their lack of rever­ side is "Stairway to Heavan (sic)" ence for the stuff. Oh yeah, which I think is that old warhorse they're also good at it. Beethoven played backwards without vo­ Some of the earlier albums cals, with the guys improvising . were close to half instrumentals. him saying to me, "I don't know over it. I don't really know though There are only four bona-fide in­ if you'd like them. They're kind so don't quote me on that. strumentals here, including of weird. You've probably heard I guess that they took care of either the dumbest of the most 'Take The Skinheads Bowling' or their title for this album on their ingenious idea for a cover song, 'Where The Hell Is Bill?'" last one, camper Van Beethoven Pink Floyd's unstructured psyc­ I probably looked blank so he II &: Ill. hedelic jam "Interstellar Drive." continued, "'(We're A) Bad Trip' Fitting in with that is the preoc­ There are also a few really funny or 'ZZ Top Goes To Egypt?'" cupation that they seem to have songs here, like "Jo Stalin's Still, nothing. picked up somewhere for '60's Cadillac" and "We Saw Jerry's To the uninitiated, like I was conventions. "Good Guys and Daughter." "Peace and Love" is until a few months ago, camper Bad Guys," the album's opener, basically an acid-trip of a short Van Beethoven are a unique sounds dead-on like a late­ story spoken over what sounds band. Their interesting ideas period Kinks song. "The History like it might be a good song in about rock 'n' roll and their ec­ of Utah," which opens the second its own right. centric sense of humor make side, steals a riff directly from All in all, the new CVB album them one of the big bands to the Doors' "Roadhouse Blues," is worth the effort it might take watch in these twilight years of which of course was stolen by to find it, if you're into musical Lone Justice's 'Shelter' too limited DENNIS CORRIGAN year. But beyond McKee, no one themes have been hit before and features writer _..lse matters. McKee is clearly the much more originally. focus for the band and boasts Lighthouses have been symbols When the stylus hit Lone Jus­ one of the strongest and most of hope since man began to write tice's new album Shelter, it ex­ unusual voices in rock music lyrics. McKee was at her best orr pected to hear the sound of today. She can belt out such last year's release when singing country infused rock. Instead, it rockers as "I Found Love" and about her rural background. The got a solid backbeat and grungy "Belfry" with all the power of a only song that comes close to guitar chords, the two sounds modern-day Janis Joplin. But on that is "Dixie Storms," which that mark Lone Justice's new the slower, countryish "Wheels" closes the album. release. Anyone expecting to and "Dixie Storms," McKee Musically, Shelter has a hear songs like "After the Flood" sounds like the rock 'n' roll in­ stronger and harder feel than from last year's self-titled debut carnation of Dolly Parton. Lone Justice's first release As a songwriter, though, largely because of new drummer Records McKee is less than powerful. Rudy Richman and bass player Shelter focuses in on just that Gregg Sutton. But Shelter suffers Shelter theme, looking for refuge from from Jimmy Iovine's overly slick Lone Justice the storms of life. McKee wants production. The single "Shelter," to be the solution as in the al­ with its synthesizer Intra and lush album will be in for a surprise as bums's first single and title song backing vocals is perhaps the well. and is looking for It on "Beacon" worst offender. The album Is just This album is much harder and and "Belfry." She writes about too clean. From its packaging, much slicker. Perhaps it's the faith in dreams on "Dreams which looks like a slicker R.E.M. group's new cast. Only lead Come True (Stand Up and Take cover, to its music, Lone Jus- . singer, songwriter and guitarist It)," and love as inspiration on tice's Shelter is just too glossy Maria McKee and guitarist Ryan the aptly titled "Inspiration": for McKee's voice to overcome, - The problem 'is, all these which is a shame. -~---l

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I Music Theater

Broadway play comes alive on the big The Notre Dame Glee Club will pres­ screen In this musical drama of A musical adaptation of Charles ent a Christmas Concert tonight at 8 making It or breaking It in show biz. Dickens' "A Christmas carol" will be and I 0 p.m. In Washington Hall. For Michael Douglas stars as the rigorous presented by the Acting Ensemble more Information contact Eric Kueh­ director with Audrey Landers as one Stage Company tonight, Saturday, and ner at 2.39-620 I . The Student Activities Board of the dancers who makes it through Sunday night at the Colfax Cultural presents "A Chorus Line" tonight and the trials on her way to appearing in Center In South Bend. For more Infor­ Stevie Ray Vaughn and Double Trou­ Saturday night In the Engineering the Chorus Line. Showtlmes are 7, mation call 2.34-PLAY. ble with the Outlaws will be In concert Auditorium. This Pulitzer Prize winning 9:15 and 11 p.m. Admission Is $1.50. tonight at the Holiday Star Theatre In Merrillville, IN. The show starts at 8 Southold Dance Theater presents p.m. and tickets are$ 14. 95. For tickets Tchaikovsky's "The Nutcracker''. Per­ call Ticketron at 2 19'769-6600. formances will be held Saturday night at 8 p.m. and Sunday afternoon at 2 The Midwest Pops Orchestra will p.m. In the Morris Civic Center present a performance of Fiedler's Auditorium. Tickets may be obtained favorites In a tribute to Arthur Fiedler by calling the Century Center Box Of­ at 7:.30 p.m. Sunday at South Bend fice at 284-91 1 I . Century Center. For ticket Information call the Century Center box office at 284-9111.

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The Observer-- December 12, 1986 Scene-Page 8 The tale of a prodigal Father

The fiction about extrater­ and to whom Is He trying to prove a sinful nation. Even while we're of good and evil? Is It sentimen­ where I see mystery. restrials Is based on the assump­ It? He could make the universe taking our share of the blame, tal to hope that He registers our It's hard for us to accept large tion that mankind on the planet a zillion miles high as a show­ we're remembering Innocent vic­ tragedies like a seismograph cal­ truths that come In small pack­ earth Is not alone In the universe. case for His cleverness; If He's In tims who deserved to be spared. Ibrated to measure he Intensity ages, or to be served with mys­ Beyond this galaxy, at a distance love with long distances, I'm will­ Honest faith doesn't begin until of earthquakes? How unfulfllllng teries when we ask for miracles. measured by light-years, Is the Ing. as His creature, to praise you come to terms with cosmic religion Is when scholars forget The Lord, taking the cross on His star from which E.T. came. In the Him for the generous landscap­ cruelty which Providence Is re­ to tell us how the divine pity Is shoulders, was harder on Him­ millenia ahead, perhaps there Ing. But He has given me my sponsible for. possible In a Trinity of Persons self than anyone. He wants us to will be ten million stars from children as a treasure; why, then In time of calamity, the sur­ knowing and loving themselves believe that nothing Is vivors exchange clues which help In perfect contentment. Impossible with God. He Initiates them exonerate heaven. William Textbook descriptions of God us with the holy Christmas story Sloane coffin, formerly the leave a lot to be desired when piecing together the tradition. Father Robert Griffin • chaplain at Yale, lost his son In they make Him sound too et­ The only proof we have of Its a driving accident. A colleague hereal to be streetwlse, as truth Is that the human Imagina­ letters to a lonely God piously assured him that the though the Biblical Images were tion doesn't soar so high; It's as death was God's will. Coffin only figures of speech. Imaginative In Its way, as the uni­ replied: "Like hell It wasl When The 20th century has seen too verse Is In the arrangement of which an endless number of does He act like an Indian-giver, Jim went off the road on that wet much horror to leave theology to space. It seems worthy of the E. T.s will come on Inter-galactic or a bully who wants me to see night, God was the first one to the metaphysicians. The high divine author, and we have noth­ holidays to find Elliott. Our scien­ how cruel He can be? weep." Of course! God must of­ water mark of revelation Is the Ing as wonderful to take Its place. tists keep probing outer space, Religion should have a parable ten be the earliest mourner: what Cross on which the Saviour died. The world would be poorer with­ hoping to make contacts with of the wasteful Father needing to a powerful lnslghtl The Man of Sorrows reveals the out it. Everytlme a carol Is sung. planets occupied by aliens like ask for forglvenness. Christians The Creator with sorrow In His Father th the Holy Ghost Involved I believe the magic assuring me E.T. The Immensity of creation and Jews try to figure out His heart should not be sentimen­ In His mission In a way that Is that God so loved the world that makes It seem certain that will, and be reconciled to It as talized Into Danny Boy's father Indivisible from the Son being he gave His only begotten Son human beings are not the only justice; they even find ways of saying goodbye to his son In the Himself as the servant and vic­ In the way the Gospel says He life forms In the limitless sea of blaming themselves, persuading army. But does the Heavenly Fa­ tim. Calvary begins the theology gave Him. I wish you the grace space. themselves that all the deaths of ther's perfection mean that He Is which makes sense out of death of believing as Christmas. Merry the Holocaust were necessary, or so all-knowing and all-loving that beds, to which the Spirit comes Christmas from Darby O'Glll and Religion certainly doesn't that all the deaths In VIetnam cries of pain from the earth don't as the Comforter, over which the me. We never said we didn't love teach that the human race was were deserved as punishment by add anything to His experience Father grieves, seeing truth you. assigned to this globe so that, looking around, we would stay humble at our smallness, waiting to be upstaged by a race of giants we haven't yet met. Religions, as well as science, would be suprlsed to learn God went to so much trouble for the sake of MARGARET Adam's children as His one and only experiment. God's love Is full of surprises. The Incarnation Is far more hum­ bling than any statistics Carl Sagan could give us. Perhaps faith would be easier If God had LINHART scaled things down, so that that we wouldn't have to be amazed at His exhibition of power. Maybe we would be happier In a uni­ verse of more modest dimen­ sions. At Tuesday night's Penance -The greatest secretary in Service, Father Andre read the parable of the Prodigal Son. The younger lad In the story needs the knourn Free World his father's forglvenness; the fa­ ther, of course Is the God-figure extending Himself In mercy to is leaving today. Thank the sinner guilty of wasting grace. On Wednesday, I reflected, Father Hesburgh would be offering a memorial you Margaret for your mass for a Notre Dame student who died at age 20, the latest on that long list of Domers dying years of dedicated and young. I wondered: does God ever feel He needs forgiveness from us? A younger son threw underpaid service. The away a fortune on riotous living; finally feeling ashamed of him­ self, he went home to his father members of Student on his knees. God seems care­ less about preserving human life; what Is money compared to Government, S.A.B. and a life that's allowed to be lost? Friends die In accidents, wars, anyone else-who ever floods and other catastrophes, and they die from disease. Fat­ hers of young families die at the asked you a favor will hands of drug-crazed thugs met In the street. Mothers die from cancers that eat their bodies as surely 01iss you, especially their children watch In horror. The questions we ask when faced with suffering that results In the us, Mike and Don. deaths of young. much-needed people Is: "Why does God let It happen? Why Is He so careless Good-bye and good luck with lives that the angels are sup­ posed to watch over?'' A child as perfect as a lovely rose suddenly in whatever you do. gets sick with leukemia, and the disease ruins the loveliness, despite the prayers offered to a deity who seems Indifferent to the destruction of a masterpiece. What Is God trying to prove, • The Observer Friday, December 12, 1986 - page 11 Classifieds ND women's hoops continued/rom page 10 You're a great roomie Lenora Madden. To Gaye, To all ot our staff Suzie Moaer & Kathleen Moran are nice Have a great Christmas and thanks atoll goes west for holidays who are leaving for too. From the person who forgets her ID • the semester ...... Heather We will mlaa you ANNA By MARTY STRASEN Here is a quick look at some as much as you'll Atlut ....,.Ia your vary ft1'8t peraon•ll mlasthe snow Thllnk• for coming to the Fl•.... r SYR; Assistant Sports Editor of the obstacles awaiting Notre ...... -The Oblerver ( Ju•t don'tlook Ill the plctu,..•l). Hav• MIKE, PAT, MIKE, JAY, SMED-DOO, Dame (Irish home games are BAHAMAS II • M41rry Chrtatm.. ll LIZ·DOO •nd THE HOUSE, MURPH, The Notre Dame women's BAHAMAS II Your Data CHRIS, BECKY, PAT, TRUMPET SEC· in caps) over Christmas break: BAHAMAS II TION BAND-FAGS, OBSERVERITES, basketball team is hoping that LOYOLA - The former North CC.STAFF 5 dayl/4 nlghta M alrtare from Ft. Laud. y~·;;·~--ij;~;;··;;;.;;;.;,~--i:~;;;;;~--;,:;;;dd~~. a trip to the west coast over the $124. 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1 The Observer Friday, December 12, 1986 - page 12 I ------I ~ I Irish wrestlers head for Calif. for break tourney, meets By STEVE MEGARGEE season-opening Michigan State Invita­ tational and is out for at least the rest "Poly's traditionally one of the best r Sports Writer tional on Nov. 9, Carlin with a bad elbow of the year. teams in the West Coast," said and Mitchell with a sore shoulder. Nei­ "It hasn't been a good year with in­ McCann. "I saw Fullerton at the Las ! Some people may be dreaming of a ther one has wrestled since. juries. You just don't expect injuries," Vegas Invitational, and they've got I white Christmas, but Notre Dame wres­ Carlin says he will be able to compete said McCann. "We can't count on get­ some really tough guys." t tling coach Fran McCann would be in the California meets, while ting big decisions from our strong The Irish will have their next home satisfied just to see a couple of his Mitchell's status remains questionable. people. The competition's going to get match on Jan. 20 against Athletes in I wrestlers healthy again before he takes "I'll be back in the lineup. It's almost tougher, and we'd better be ready." Action. I his squad to California on Jan. 4. 100 percent healed now," said Carlin. Whether Notre Dame is healthy or The Irish will compete in the Cal­ "I'll have to work hard over break and not, the Irish will have their hands full State Fullerton Tournament on Jan. 4, get in shape. Over the holidays, I'll at California. The Cal-State Fullerton I then will face Cal-State Fullerton and practice with my high school. Then we Tournament will include over 20 SObering I Cal Poly in dual meets on Jan. 6-7. Notre come back to Notre Dame on Dec. 27, schools, including nationally-ranked Dame's chances of success in the three and I'll practice here." teams Oklahoma State, Arizona State, Advice . ~ meets would greatly improve with the The Irish can only hope that Carlin and Fresno State. I recovery of 126-pound sophomore Dave is starting to solve the injury riddle that Only two days afterward, the Irish cansa~e.. . I Carlin and 190-pound freshman Dan has plagued the team all year. Junior will have dual meets against the Cal­ life ,. Mitchell. 158-pounder Dan Carrigan injured his State Fullerton Titans and the Cal Poly a /" !· Both wrestlers were injured in the knee at last weekend's Las Vegas Invi- Mustangs on consecutive days.

Gifts otre Dame Ave e~ frot11 the ~11 • t-\ H·t Wht.s- continuedfrompage 16 Apartments 1. Notre Dame volleyball coach I'm Mary Beth. Art Lambert - A little national recognition for an outstanding 2bedrooms, season. I have joined the completely furnished styling team at Notre Dame Athletic Direc­ The Knights tor Gene Corrigan - 1) More Second Semester home football games. East men's haircutting Carolina's looking for some more powerhouses for its Discount Program and hair care. schedule. 2) This isn't a Come laelp me make nay career a succes Christmas wish per se, but it's 272-0312/272-8471 past time for the following Call for Details revelation: This writer is of no 54533 Terrace Lane relation to Notre Dame's A.D. 234-6647 (across &om Martin's) Irish quarterback Steve Beuerlein - Some of the respect that eluded him throughout his record-setting career. Irish flanker Tim Brown - Well, nothing this year because Enjoy fresh he'll get everything next year. Long Stem flowers today! Indiana basketball coach Rose Bob Knight - An autographed copy of A Season On The Brink $2.50 by John Feinstein. We'll do your laundry for you Sweetheart Rose Corsage Miami quarterback Vinny (same day service) Testa verde- A diploma. It's the $7.50 only way he'll get one. He could Open 7am-1 Opm, 7 days a week Rose Boutonnier polish the Heisman with it, at Professional dry cleaning $3.95 least. By S&.S Dry Cleaners-1 day service The NCAA - 1) paint 50 washers 8r. dryers (all si~es) 409 DIXIE WAY NORTH remover. Get that three-point Affendent on d 277-9856 SOUTH BEND, IN 46637 Call272-NDND line off the court. 2) guts. After years of senseless and harm­ less sanctions, perhaps the NCAA will get some finally and suspend SMU for its infrac­ tions. The NFL- a copy of Orwell's 1984. After all, Big Brother's been watching the officials all season. Winston had more courage than the zebras have had this season. The NBA - the rest of the season off. Can't the Rockets and Lakers play now to see which of them plays the eel­ tics? Better still, just hang an­ other banner in the rafters of I Boston Garden. Jack Nicklaus and Willie f Shoemaker - continued health and happiness. Their wins in the Masters and Kentucky Derby, respectively, were two of the warmest stories of 1986. All who knew Len Bias and Don Rogers - thoughts of what might have been. At least their cocaine-related deaths made people realize that something has to be done about the prob­ lem of drugs in sports. Unques­ tionably the most tragic stories of the year. Sports fans everywhere - a Merry Christmas. The Observer

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Paid Advertisement The------Observer Friday, December 12, 1986- page 14 ND faces seven holiday games Break poses challenge for Irish By DENNIS CORRIGAN lead the Quakers. Wilson Comegys, when he's on, can do Sports Editor handed out 126 assists last it all- score (13.8 ppg), rebound season, the third-highest total (5.6) and block shots (a DePaul After time off for finals, the in Penn history, and Bromwell career record 190). Strickland Notre Dame men's basketball averaged 13.2 points per con­ showed flashes of brilliance as team will take to the court for test. Center Bruce Lefkowitz freshman in leading the team two home games before led the Quakers in scoring last in scoring with a 14.9 average. Christmas. Following that, the year with a 14.2 average. This In addition, he set DePaul Irish begin a five-game road could be a tough one for the freshman records in assists trip, their longest of the year. Irish. (160) and steals (60). On their Here's a brief sketch of the at Yale - This is Notre home floor, the Blue Demons teams the Irish will face during Dame's third and last game are more than imposing. the holiday season. Home against Ivy League teams. The games are in CAPS. Elis are led by 6-10 center Chris at Creighton- Omaha, Neb., is VALPARAISO - This will be Dudley. Dudley, a two-time all­ the last stop on the longest road Notre Dame's first game fol­ Ivy selection, led the Ivy in trip of the year. The Blue jays lowing the layover for final ex­ rebounding with a 10.9 average were 12-16 last year under first­ ams. The toughest test for the and blocked shots with 26. He year coach Tony Barone, but Irish should be getting thier was third in the league in Barone returns only four timing together. Last year in scoring, averaging 17.9 points players this seasons. For­ the same situation, Notre a night. The Elis, 13-13 last tunately, the team's leading Dame blew out the Crusaders, year, return their other four scorer and rebounder, Kenny 98-54. Valpo returns 10 players starters as well. Evans, is one of them. Evans from its 9-19 team of a year ago, at DePaul - Notre Dame's averaged 15.9 points and 8.5 led by 6-4 forward Harry Bell. first game against one of the rebounds last seasons in ear­ Bell averaged 13.5 points and Great Independents will also be ning a spot on the All-Missourri 6.8 rebounds a game last year. its greatest break challenge. Valley Conference second CENTRAL MICHIGAN - The Blue Demons, 18-13 last team. The Bluejays also have Mter time off for the team to year including the Sweet 16 of 6-11 freshman Mike Pomery ... go home for Christmas, Notre the NCAA Tournament, were eating space in the middle. Two The Observer /Greg Kohs Dame returns to Domeland to hit hard by graduation, but years ago, the Bluejays Scott Hicks will lead the Irish on a five-game roadtrip during face the Chippewas. Central return forward Dallas Com­ shocked the Irish in Omaha, 60- the holidays. Dennis Corrigan has a preview of Irish break action Michigan was 11-17last season egys and guard Rod Strickland. 58. at left. but made it to the Mid­ American Conference playoffs. All five starters from that team return this season. Dan Majerle, a 6-6 forward, and Er­ vin Leary, a 6-3 guard, are the head men for the Chippeawas. Majerle finished 16th in the na­ tion in scoring average with a 21.4 mark and was an all-MAC first teamer. Leary averaged 18.6 points per game last season and was a second-team all-MAC pick. at Maryland - The Irish will try to ring in the new year with this game against the east­ coast rival Terps. This will be Maryland's third game of the season, following Univeristy Chancellor John Slaughter's decision to open practice later because of lagging academics on the basketball team. Head Coach Bob Wade will have his hands full in his first season as he tries to rebuild the program on and off the court. The Terps return only one starter, Der­ rick Lewis, to last season's 19- 14 squad. Lewis was second in the ACC in blocked shots last season with 71 but averaged only 7.9 points per game. It could be a long season in Col­ lege Park. at Pennsylvania - This will be Notre Dame's annual visit to the Palestra in Philadelphia, perhaps the last of the great old basketball courts. The Quakers return all five starters to a team that had its first win­ ning season since 1983 with a 15-11 mark. Perry Bromwell, a two-time all-Ivy guard, and backcourt mate John Wilson C. Mich. tops No.8 W. Ky. 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Campus The Daily Crossword ACROSS 1 Mona- FRIDAY 8:00p.m.: Notre Dame Camerata Singers 5 Bitter 10:00 a.m. -5:00p.m.: St. Nick's Christmas First Annual Christmas Concert, free ad­ 10 Impressed Bazaar, last day, local merchants, student mission, Moreau Seminary Chapel 14 Munich's river artists, organizations & clubs are selling 8:00p.m.: SMC Annual Christmas Service 15 Pancakes of a kind Xmas gifts, goodies, cards, etc., LeMans of Lessos and Carols Featuring the Choirs 16 Theda of Lobby, SMC of SMC, Nancy Menk, SMC, director, silents 11:15 a.m. - 12:30 p.m.: Economics De­ Church Loretto 17 Muskets' partment Public Policy Workshop, Sister Christmas Masses, Sacred Heart features 19 "-o'clock Mary Ann Pevas, Thesis Proposal, 131 Wed., Dec. 24, parish mass- 5 p.m., main scholar" Decio Hall church; midnight mass -11:30 p.m., main 20 Biscay or 4:30 - 6:30 p.m.: "Decorate-a-tree", church Biscayne Christmas party with little kids from Thur., Dec. 25, parish mass -10 a.m., main 21 Particle 22 Cosmetic stick NSHP, big bothers1il sisters, sponsored by church; University mass - 12:15 p.m., 24 Chicken feed SAB, classes of '88, '89, Center for Social main church; 6:30 & 7:30a.m., crypt 26 Quantity Concerns New Year's Day Masses, Sacred Heart 27 Noted educator 7:00,9:15 & 11:30 p.m.: Movie, "A Chorus Wed. Dec. 31, parish mass - 5 p.m., main Edward 28 "I- man ... " Line", $1.50, Engineering Auditorium church 29 Joker 7:30p.m.: Ice Hockey, ND vs. Alabama­ Thur., Jan. 1, University mass -12:15 p.m., 32 Street's boss Huntsville, ACC Ice Arena main church; 6:30, 7:15 & 10 a.m., crypt 35 Sheriff's 8:00 & 10:00 p.m.: Notre Dame Glee Club deput9 Christmas Concert, free with ticket 37 Hokkaido aborigine 1986 Tnbune Med1a Serv1ces. Inc 12/12/86 voucher, Washington Hall 38 Pentateuch All R1ghts Reserved Dinner Menus 39 Galway Bay Yesterday's Puzzle Solved: islands 3 lecher SATURDAY 40 Tiny Tim's 4 Stage light 8:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m.: Graduate Record Notre Dame family 5 Chock-- M 0 N A 0 N 0 R E R I C A Examination, Engineering Auditorium 42 Bit of gossip 6 Cleric dress "''I'''"I'AT"0 R A N R I T A 0 A T U M 7:00 p.m.: The lOth Annual Christmas Swiss Steak 43 Time zone 7 Costa- l I C K A N 0 A P R 0 M I S E letters 8 Sign E S T A T R Nazz, Various campus musicians and Spanakopita 44 Louts 9 Wire alumni will perform, free, Center for So­ L 0E~A p v A P 0 R S Batter Fried Perch 45 Dernier- 10 Char-- A R 0 M A• R 0 S E• ED I E cial Concerns Pepperochini Cheese Grinder 46 0'0/erhead items 11 Slogan 48 Valise G I V E S H 0 R T S H R I F T 7:30p.m.: Ice Hockey, ND vs. Alabama­ 12 "- saw Elba" E L E A. U I N T A Huntsville, ACC Ice Arena 52 Racial 13- Boone E.E. Saint Mary's 54 Obi 18 Discover R E N D E R WA R 55 Tell's canton 23 Greenland M 0 ST. S 0 R E S T SUNDAY 56 Singing pair settlement 2:00p.m.: Mass, members of Emmaus, a Pork Chop 57 Hired gun 25 Concerning THUMBIAILS.ETCHA E R I E B R I E C H A R community · with the mentally handi­ Italian Sausage 60 Saragossa's 26 Letters from W A G E R R E F S T E l E river Athens S T E N S A D E S 0 l D E capped, will meet at Moreau Seminary, a French Bread Pizza 61 Accrue: var. 28 Shopping sites coffee hour will follow the Mass Deli Bar 62 Seine feeder 30 Jai- 12/12/86 63 Coarse file 31 Fellow 38 Eng. ruler 50 Expunge 64 Travels 32 Symbol of 41 "- fan tutte" 51 Napery 65 Idyllic spot authority 42 "The Lady - 52 Hessian river 33 Exposes Tiger" 53 Brass player DOWN 34 "Invasion of 45 Turns in chips 54 Dress shirt 1 Branches the Body-" 47 Successful accessory Free Pregnancy Tests 234-0363 2 Hayes or 35 Nun's caps 48- bleu! 58 Cuckoo Newton 36 Hysteria 49 Weather word 59 Part of Italy

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S~orts Friday, December 12, 1986- page 16 Irish survive Hurons in OT, 81-76; Free throws key in ND comeback By RICK RIETBROCK team's upset bid fall just short. the Irish to come back. Sports Writer "In the first half we had no Jackson's three-point basket turnovers and hit 15-of -17 free and Sean Connor's jumper An old friend returned to the throws- and that's the kind of pulled the Irish to within two Notre Dame basketball team game we play most of the at 65-63. Eastern's Lewis Scott during the stretch drive of its time," he said. "However, it then missed the front end of a contest with Eastern Michigan was the same free throws that one-and-one with 1:36 to go. last night. The free throw, hurt us down the stretch. I'm Stevenson_ missed a fading which had been so elusive in still very proud of our players.'' jumper, but the Irish regained previous games when the Irish It appeared as though Braun possession with 30 seconds needed it most, came back and would be able to enjoy the eve­ remaining. After passirig"'"the Notre Dame used it to over­ ning a lot more when his ball around the key, Rivers come a fiesty Eastern Mic­ Hurons turned a 31-33 halftime penetrated and found Connor higan squad in overtime, 81-76. deficit and a 46-53 deficit into open on the right wing. Conner, David Rivers and Mark a 65-58lead with only 4:41left slowed by a sprained ankle, Stevenson combined to convert in the game. sank the 17-footer with eight six of six from the gift line in After some fine work by Mike seconds on the clock to send the the overtime to help the Irish McCaskill, who had been held game into overtime. pull away from the Hurons in to only four points in the first Eastern appeared confused, the extra period. half, and a Chuck King rebound and with the bench calling for But what was Notre Dame's basket, Brad Soucie hit his a time-out, let the clock run out saving grace also served as fourth three-point basket of the before getting a shot off. Eastern Michigan's demise as evening, and Lewis Scott hit a Connor said he felt confident the Hurons missed three suc­ rebound goal to give the Hurons taking the clutch shot in the cessive front ends of one-and­ the seven-point advantage. waning moments. one situations in the final four But Digger Phelps' "press "My shot was feeling good," minutes of regulation to allow team" helped turn the tide. he said. "I had hit a few in a the Irish to crawl back from a Jamere Jackson, Michael row and I was in my rhythm, seven-point deficit with 4: 41 to Smith, Rivers, Stevenson and so I just tried to block out the go. Scott Hicks put pressure the circumstances at the time and Notre Dame's Mark Stevenson drives for two of his 14 points last Those statistics only added Hurons and forced some let it go." night against Eastern Michigan. The Irish survived the Huron's frustration for EMU head hurried shots that, along with see CLOSE, page 11 scare with an 81-76 overtime win. Rick Rietbrock has details at coach Ben Braun, who saw his missed free throws, allowed left. ND faces Ala.-Huntsville tonight 'Tis the season Irish look to break .500 mark for wish lists By PETE SKIKO to be a little more consistent in Lukenda will take over in the "He's checking his list. He's checking it twice." Sports Writer those areas for the balance to nets on Saturday. Sophomore - "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" start tipping our way." left wing Matt Hanzel is out The Notre Dame hockey with a knee injury, but other­ In the spirit of the season, it's time to present a team will be looking to improve Alabama-Huntsville has a wise the Irish are healthy for Christmas Wish List for the ever-interesting world of upon this season's 5-5 record at steadily improving program this weekend. sports. the expense of Alabama­ which has played the Irish Notre Dame football coach Lou Holtz - 14 points and a Huntsville, which comes to the evenly over the past few years. ticket to Tempe, Ariz. ACC this weekend for a two­ The Chargers own a 4-4-1 After taking on the Chargers game series with the Irish. record against the Irish overall this weekend, the squad will Friday and Saturday nights' but have yet to win at the ACC come back early to prepare for games will start at 7:30. arena. Smith, however, is wary another two game set in North Dennis of their team's ability. Dakota against the Bisons of Head Coach Lefty Smith North Dakota State. The Bisons Corrigan feels that the way to achieve "Huntsville has a fine are off to the best start in the Sports Editor that success is by capitalizing skating club," says Smith. history of their program and on the numerous scoring oppor­ "They attract a lot of talent out will prove to be a formidable tunities that have been opening of the Detroit area and always opponent for the Irish. Smith is Notre Dame basketball coach Digger Phelps - the emer­ up for the Irish over the last seem to play us tough. We've slightly worried about the lack gence of one of his centers. The Irish will need a big man few games. shortened practices a little to of preparation time for the se­ if they're to survive until tournament time. keep the guys rested and ries over Christmas break. "What we've been having a caught up with their school­ Notre Dame soccer coach Dennis Grace - A new pair of few problems with," says work over this last week, but I I

golf balls. After his finest season to date, the intense Grace Smith, currently in his 19th think this will work in our favor "The squad gets back on Jan- r squeezed his day-glo golf balls into day-glo BB's. year as head coach, "is that and that we'll be prepared for uary 4th, and we play in North 1 we've been pretty sporatic with Alabama. It would be nice to Dakota on the 9th," said Smith. Notre Dame women's basketball coach Mary DiStanis­ our scoring chances, especially finish out the first semester "That really only gives us four lao - A set of real gold uniforms. Those the Irish got for on the power play. Overall, our with a couple of wins." days of work but if we go twice winning the North Star Conference title last year are play has been all right, but spe­ a day, I think we should be all greenish-gold, sort of like Georgia Tech's. At least they've cial teams play a very big part Junior Jeff Henderson will right. Again, I think it will all ~ shrunk. in deciding the outcome of a start in goal for the Irish on boil down to whether or not we see GIFTS, page 12 hockey game, and we just need Friday night, and senior Tim can put the puck in the net."

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